QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1466452381))

Revan was proud of this plan on Pesterchum, but yeah, Elder God fun.

Busted.

On the other note, Archangel thanks Nyarlothathotep or however you pronounce it for accepting him.
He also notices that Kizzgax is dead. Because of that he proceeds to smash every dogdamn Terror Slime into oblivion.
He also questions what did Noah mean with his attack. I/He meaans, Noah said he would stop attacking him, so what the hell?

Oh, right. Back to the plan.
Archangel pulls out a chalk covered in redstone, gold dust and blood.
Then, he realizes his Mime Mask only has one half, so he makes another half and mends them together using his mind. Don't even ask how that worked.
He draws a symbol on it. Specifically, the symbol of Ouroboros. A symbol said it has great impact upon a person's psyche.


He flies off to Janeth's dead body, and stares into her. She opens her eyes for a second, only to see the symbol on his mask.
She starts screaming in terror, nobody knows why except her. In her eyes, the symbol is actually alive, slithering all over the mask, and jumping at her face.
She continues screaming, even though she is supposed to be dead, and decides it would be the best to stay dead, and maybe leave with Rosette since she is also dead.

Aaaand he finally realizes something.
The First Seal charge is done.
FallenArchangel: When the first one-
FallenArchangel: SCREW IT.
FallenArchangel: I'm sick of singing this creepy poem like in some Church Choir or something.
FallenArchangel: I mean, if Crusher managed to do this without it in the actual war, then I can do it too!
FallenArchangel: Oh.
FallenArchangel: Ummmm...
FallenArchangel: #4thWallAwareness

The Door Archangel made opens. With a flash, everyone is sucked into it, including Alicia and Archangel, and it locks from outside.

You find yourselves in some sort of a dimension. It appears that you are probably on some sort of salt pan, several kilometers in radius. In a circle, there are seven marble pillars, about 7 meters tall, extending into the ground. All of them are engraved with bas-reliefs, neither of you know what civilization they are from.
FallenArchangel: Welcome, everyone, to Universe-Kappa-Erikesh. I will simply refer to it as "Prison".
FallenArchangel: Now, if you wanna remain alive, I will give you one simple rule.
FallenArchangel: Never.
FallenArchangel: Dig.
FallenArchangel: Straight.
FallenArchangel: Down.
FallenArchangel: The reason? It will be shown later.

As soon as he said that, the door unlocked and out of them came four figures. Two guards of some sort, one person holding a chicken and one person holding an asperigium and a knife. They all look at you surprised.

FallenArchangel: Oh, so it's Solar Noon?
FallenArchangel: Yeah, sorry to tell you, but PROCEDURE 220 CALABASSAS DOES NOT EXIST!
He pulls out his black sword and butchers all of them, locking the door again.

FallenArchangel: Sorry you had to see that. Those SCP Foundation jerks always find the wrong time to come.
FallenArchangel: So, what are you waiting for? Continue the battle!
*Call of Duty: Modern Warfare music kicks in*
FallenArchangel: 3
FallenArchangel: 2
FallenArchangel: 1
FallenArchangel: Dance, Puppets.

TERRAIN CHANGE:
Terrrain: The Prison. You can not escape it until Archangel fully finishes his seventh charge. At that point, all of you will be transported back to the original Noah's terrain.
Weather: Clear. Will change back to Noah's weather when you get out of The Prison.

Entity Attacks:
Kizzgax dies, but not before muttering something in an arcane language. As you wonder what is he saying, the language switches to Latin.
Non est qui salvet te. Fides, desperatio, vita, mors. Diabolus, Deus. Nihil est quod potest salvare animas vestras Apophis a.

Charges:
The Plague Doctor: 4/15 (+3 from unfinished update, +1 from making a post)
The Second Seal: 4/15 (+4 from above reason)
Archangel summons three dogs from the Dogfort Comics and sends them to Battlefury. +3 for the Dogfort charge.

Originally posted on 2016-06-21 14:02:00

UPDOG DONE. +3 to all charges. Pain and Suffering has been slowly done somewhat lately, so I should probably fix that.

Francisco, it may be a better idea to expend your charge on something that has some actual benefit such as an entity, and not something that will get your fellow players to brutally kill you for attempting to trap them. Alicia is doing really well at this point in time.

Originally posted on 2016-06-21 19:08:00

AG archons have 15.5K base damage. PG archons haven't taken any damage and still have 27K base attack power.
@francisco: If I'm reading that right, all your terrain does is prevent people inside the main battlefield from leaving it until the terrain changes. Just so long as you keep in mind that you can't really prevent others from changing it at some point in the future, you should be fine. I don't think you're going to manage to keep us in here until your seventh charge though.
5 spare charges
14/15 for spare charge
13/15 for energy renovations
+1 to battlefury, toast and revan

The words appear in the air.
This a rather nifty effect you have applied.
I'll allow it for now, as it doesn't prevent me from bringing in forces.
Expect a jailbreak some time in the future though.

Eric looks around.
"This is... slightly disconcerting. Oh well."
He looks at Janeth.
"Okay, so here we are. I just disassembled your buddy, who turned out to be a robot."
"You don't even know what's going on here, or why you came here in the first place I'd bet."
"Whoever sent you here obviously isn't telling the truth about their, and therefore your, goals."
"Why, exactly, are you still here?"
Eric prepares an electric field around himself. It is invisible, but if Janeth attempt to attack him, they'll get a nasty shock and be launched backwards by Eric's counterattack while they're reeling from the lightning.

He also looks at Gale. "Okay, that angry mountain god is going to be trouble, and after SONG's antics..." Hey! "It's not likely to be willing to make amends."
"We'll probably have to take it down after Janeth."



Originally posted on 2016-06-21 19:50:00

QUOTE (Manga)

TERRAIN CHANGE: Terrrain: The Prison. You can not escape it until Archangel fully finishes his seventh charge. At that point, all of you will be transported back to the original Noah's terrain. Weather: Clear. Will change back to Noah's weather when you get out of The Prison.

Wow, that's quite frankly a waste of a charge. You're preventing anyone from creating terrains/ weathers. Angie, as your new Eldritch Overlord I highly suggest against it. Quite frankly it's an utter waste of perfectly good resources. May I suggest making an alchemy, creating an entity or even an artifact. All of those would be quite useful in the highest degree. This is the exact opposite of that.

Nyarlathotep wades into the cluster of Sliverfish and whips his Gentlemanly Scimitar out and goes to work hacking Sliverfish to bits spreading them across the landscape with a dramatic flourish, even spilling their blood across his robes with an artist's touch. He moves with a sort of graceful violence, moving from one target to another, slicing the Sliverfish into bits with a rather dancelike movement. He almost seems enraptured by the slaughter of the insects.

Cult 8/20 (+3 to both charges from latedop)
Armor of Thorns 14/20 (+3 from assists)

Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor == Nano-Tech Robes (Level 5: 6/6)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 0/8)

The Yellow King and Other Eldritch Works && Disney Movies == An Assorted Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level 0:1/1)

+1 to DoctorsHateHer, Piono and Battlefury

Originally posted on 2016-06-21 20:17:00

19/20 doot doot. (+1 from piono, +1 from revan, +3 from delays)
7/20 Lucid. (+3 from delays)

+1 to piono, +1 to Revan, +1 to battlefury

@Fransisco: Wait just one second there mister. I said I would stop focussing YOU and continuing to murder YOU. That said nothing about your entities. It's not like there were any other AG entities worth attacking (using a charge to do nothing didn't exactly help if I'm being frank), and it's not like I would attack the weakest. I'm more focussed on being neutral than not attacking you to be honest.

Plus, you literally did just make an attempt to render my terrain and weather useless, which I don't particularly appreciate.

However, I do have some particularly terrifying silverfish that I need to attend to. This time, I SPARE you.
~

Noah pulls out a glove and places it on his left hand. Goldenrod energies begin to fly out and you begin to notice the greek symbol "Gamma" embla- Gotcha. This is just a normal glove made of wool. He wanders over to the Charge Demon, and raises one eyebrow. It seemed to be in a bit of pain. He clicks his right fingers, and the beast is suddenly:
1. Suspended in midair
2. Briefly immunized to pain.
3. Flipped inside out.

And huzzah! The silverfish are now on the outside, dangling wildly, trying to stay attached to the Charge Demon. He merely plucks 4 off, then tears them in half. He sweeps out the Artisan's Blade (3) with a flourish, plays a quick ditty and slices another few into sushimi. Even if they aren't real fish.

Noah notices that he most certainly had not gotten rid of all of them. There was 52 last time he checked. This isn't quite working.

So instead, he clicks his fingers again, and the Charge Demon returned to normal. He points to the Charge Demon, and words are instantly thrust into his mouth. If you looked fast enough, you would see the word DON'T dominating the rest. The Charge Demon is suddenly possessed by Research, and chooses to "DON'T."

As such, the Terror Silverfish are expelled from the Charge Demon and launched onto the ground about 10m away.


Completely abandoning the theme of the attack, Noah brings out a bow and shouts at the silverfish in what you assume is Japanese.
Noah: りゅう が わが てき を くらう！(Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!)

He looses an arrow at the swarm, which flies for a few moments. After about 3 meters, arrow the transforms into a pair of massive, ethereal, dragons which circled around one another as they travelled forward. They immediately consume the silverfish, in typical hanzo fashion.

Originally posted on 2016-06-21 20:22:00

Nyarly then holds his hand up and leeches life out of the rest of the Silverfish swirling around him like a maelstrom, it appears that Nyarlathotep is rather fond of healing himself with Terrors. He absorbs essence of the swarm of godmodder enhanced Sliverfish.

He then walks up to the Earth God, kneels with an utmost respect, and speaks:

Lord of Terra Firma, why do you attack those who bare you no ill will? We have done nothing wrong to you? We seek no conflict with you, we'd like to beseech you to bury a quarrel with us if you have one, or if not explain how we could remedy it.

Nyarly is the Messenger of the Outer Gods for a reason.

Cult 9/20
Armor of Thorns 16/20

Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor == Nano-Tech Robes (Level 5: 6/6)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 0/8)

The Yellow King and Other Eldritch Works && Disney Movies == An Assorted Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level 0:1/1)

+1 to DoctorsHateHer, Piono and Battlefury

Originally posted on 2016-06-22 04:25:00

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1466532502))

Francisco, it may be a better idea to expend your charge on something that has some actual benefit such as an entity, and not something that will get your fellow players to brutally kill you for attempting to trap them. Alicia is doing really well at this point in time. @francisco: If I'm reading that right, all your terrain does is prevent people inside the main battlefield from leaving it until the terrain changes. Just so long as you keep in mind that you can't really prevent others from changing it at some point in the future, you should be fine. I don't think you're going to manage to keep us in here until your seventh charge though. Wow, that's quite frankly a waste of a charge. You're preventing anyone from creating terrains/ weathers. Angie, as your new Eldritch Overlord I highly suggest against it. Quite frankly it's an utter waste of perfectly good resources. May I suggest making an alchemy, creating an entity or even an artifact. All of those would be quite useful in the highest degree. This is the exact opposite of that. Plus, you literally did just make an attempt to render my terrain and weather useless, which I don't particularly appreciate.

Oh, right. Forgot the full explanation. I will do seven 15-post charges, which technically is translated into a 105-post charge. That 105-post charge is actually a massive AG entity, kinda like Omega Flowey back in 0rigins.
APOPHIS IS COMING
/null

Originally posted on 2016-06-22 13:55:00

I should probably focus a little more on making posts for this game and a little less on staring at hermaphrodites

...

Inb4 CAH card.

Anyway. To business.

Verdana proceeds to stare at Janeth for a few seconds, then pick her up via gravity manipulation, yank her over to him, and then distort her dimensions down into being hilariously small. He stares at her tiny self for a few seconds, then, you guessed it, he snaps her body in half with his hands and casually drops both halves into his mouth, then swallows. A moment passes. He shrugs, muttering something about her being hardly worth eating.

Charges
Gamechanger: 12/20 (+3 from late, +4 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
Gamechanger: 11/20 (+3 from late, +4 from Alicia)

+2 to Piono, 2 storecred worth of Archons purchase plz, +1 to doctors

Originally posted on 2016-06-22 13:59:00

/null

@fransisco; Assuming your +ing situation stays the same, you post twice per update and you get your way (which I doubt will happen), that's prettty much 50-60 turns where we won't have any Terrain or Weather effects. It's not even useful unless you are planning to directly attack me or to be really uncreative (I'm pretty sure you didn't do this just so you could focus me?). Frankly neither of those reasons are good ones to waste a charge for.

Especially when the AGs have a spectacularly small amount of minions. Given that waiting until your seventh charge is a rather ridiculous amount of time, I doubt this is going to go through. Especially since:
15-post charge < 15-post charge + Substantial creativity

In case it wasn't obvious: Yes, I am more than slightly annoyed at this.

EDIT: You could just imprison everyone just before you use your seventh charge y'know, if that's what you want for RP reasons.

Originally posted on 2016-06-22 19:13:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1466475982))

un 11 2016, 04:32 PM Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 1/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 I decide to get rid of the Iron Golems armor and Umbral Possesson by the Kamikazi i unlocked last turn. Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield Dogfort 18/20 1+ from sources 3+ update 2+ franciso dogfort again 17/20 3+ from sources 3+ update 1+ franciso 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toast

Umbral Possession fails to activate, and you commit suicide in a generic fashion, dealing 3 armour damage.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1466504318))

13/20 doot doot. (+1 from battlef) 4/20 Lucid. +1 to piono, +1 to Revan, +1 to battlefury My last attack was wierd because I had tried to put 3 attacks into one. Anyway, Noah uses time majjyks to decrease his ping. He had been having problems with that for a while. So he decreases it to 0. Then a bit further, to -800ms. Then a biiiiiiiiit further, to -120000ms.  That should do it- I think two minutes is enough time. So yes, he is performing actions 2 minutes before he performs them. He then, 2 minutes ago, uses a chisel to remove a minutely thin layer of iron from the Terror Iron Golem. At that moment, he adds +1 to his ping. Exactly 120000 times, one by one. This, basically due to a similar property governing timeclones, allows Noah to basically shred through the Terror Iron Golem 120000 times over the same amount of milliseconds. The Charge Demon knocks FallenAA to the ground, then leaps onto his chest, breathing heavily. After a few seconds, it shoves him away, and mauls a horde of the silverfish. The Tapeworm flickers 5 frames at the remaining silverfish.

You smash the Terror Iron Golem for 1 armour damage. It appears that it's armour won't get lower from this point onwards.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1466514143))

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1466452381)) Revan was proud of this plan on Pesterchum, but yeah, Elder God fun. Busted. On the other note, Archangel thanks Nyarlothathotep or however you pronounce it for accepting him. He also notices that Kizzgax is dead. Because of that he proceeds to smash every dogdamn Terror Slime into oblivion. He also questions what did Noah mean with his attack. I/He meaans, Noah said he would stop attacking him, so what the hell? Oh, right. Back to the plan. Archangel pulls out a chalk covered in redstone, gold dust and blood. Then, he realizes his Mime Mask only has one half, so he makes another half and mends them together using his mind. Don't even ask how that worked. He draws a symbol on it. Specifically, the symbol of Ouroboros. A symbol said it has great impact upon a person's psyche. He flies off to Janeth's dead body, and stares into her. She opens her eyes for a second, only to see the symbol on his mask. She starts screaming in terror, nobody knows why except her. In her eyes, the symbol is actually alive, slithering all over the mask, and jumping at her face. She continues screaming, even though she is supposed to be dead, and decides it would be the best to stay dead, and maybe leave with Rosette since she is also dead. Aaaand he finally realizes something. The First Seal charge is done. FallenArchangel: When the first one- FallenArchangel: SCREW IT. FallenArchangel: I'm sick of singing this creepy poem like in some Church Choir or something. FallenArchangel: I mean, if Crusher managed to do this without it in the actual war, then I can do it too! FallenArchangel: Oh. FallenArchangel: Ummmm... FallenArchangel: #4thWallAwareness The Door Archangel made opens. With a flash, everyone is sucked into it, including Alicia and Archangel, and it locks from outside. You find yourselves in some sort of a dimension. It appears that you are probably on some sort of salt pan, several kilometers in radius. In a circle, there are seven marble pillars, about 7 meters tall, extending into the ground. All of them are engraved with bas-reliefs, neither of you know what civilization they are from. FallenArchangel: Welcome, everyone, to Universe-Kappa-Erikesh. I will simply refer to it as "Prison". FallenArchangel: Now, if you wanna remain alive, I will give you one simple rule. FallenArchangel: Never. FallenArchangel: Dig. FallenArchangel: Straight. FallenArchangel: Down. FallenArchangel: The reason? It will be shown later. As soon as he said that, the door unlocked and out of them came four figures. Two guards of some sort, one person holding a chicken and one person holding an asperigium and a knife. They all look at you surprised. FallenArchangel: Oh, so it's Solar Noon? FallenArchangel: Yeah, sorry to tell you, but PROCEDURE 220 CALABASSAS DOES NOT EXIST! He pulls out his black sword and butchers all of them, locking the door again. FallenArchangel: Sorry you had to see that. Those SCP Foundation jerks always find the wrong time to come. FallenArchangel: So, what are you waiting for? Continue the battle! *Call of Duty: Modern Warfare music kicks in* FallenArchangel: 3 FallenArchangel: 2 FallenArchangel: 1 FallenArchangel: Dance, Puppets. TERRAIN CHANGE: Terrrain: The Prison. You can not escape it until Archangel fully finishes his seventh charge. At that point, all of you will be transported back to the original Noah's terrain. Weather: Clear. Will change back to Noah's weather when you get out of The Prison. Entity Attacks: Kizzgax dies, but not before muttering something in an arcane language. As you wonder what is he saying, the language switches to Latin. Non est qui salvet te. Fides, desperatio, vita, mors. Diabolus, Deus. Nihil est quod potest salvare animas vestras Apophis a. [GM ATTEMPTED TRANSLATION: Is not who/what/which (unsure of context) saves you. Faith, despair, life, death. Devil, god. Nothing is what can save your souls from Apophis.] Charges: The Plague Doctor: 4/15 (+3 from unfinished update, +1 from making a post) The Second Seal: 4/15 (+4 from above reason) Archangel summons three dogs from the Dogfort Comics and sends them to Battlefury. +3 for the Dogfort charge.

That's a weird Ouroboros, and in Latin, verbs go last, with the exception of sum and a few others. The subject goes first, and the object goes second. That a should probably be infront of Apophis.

You don't smash all of the Terror Slimes into oblivion, in fact, you deal 6,000 damage to all of them, and force them to split. Janeth doesn't respond. It is hard to respond, when you're permadead, and your non-existent soul is soulkilled. That isn't actually 4th wall awareness as the Fourth Wall is something completely different in DTG, and what you're referring to is the 5th wall, as well as DTG2 being knowledge to anybody who has access to alternate timeline shenanigans. You don't find yourselves in another dimension, as you are somehow still in AscensionCraft. In fact, the area that the Descendants and other members of the Battlefield happen to be are projected above the high limit, in AscensionCraft. Escape from AscensionCraft is not easy. Escape from the prison is considerably easier, considering all you need is enough effort, teamwork, or charge, to get out.

Also, SCP-2317 himself is a resummon.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1466535041))

AG archons have 15.5K base damage. PG archons haven't taken any damage and still have 27K base attack power. @francisco: If I'm reading that right, all your terrain does is prevent people inside the main battlefield from leaving it until the terrain changes. Just so long as you keep in mind that you can't really prevent others from changing it at some point in the future, you should be fine. I don't think you're going to manage to keep us in here until your seventh charge though. 5 spare charges 14/15 for spare charge 13/15 for energy renovations +1 to battlefury, toast and revan The words appear in the air. This a rather nifty effect you have applied. I'll allow it for now, as it doesn't prevent me from bringing in forces. Expect a jailbreak some time in the future though. Eric looks around. "This is... slightly disconcerting. Oh well." He looks at Janeth. "Okay, so here we are. I just disassembled your buddy, who turned out to be a robot." "You don't even know what's going on here, or why you came here in the first place I'd bet." "Whoever sent you here obviously isn't telling the truth about their, and therefore your, goals." "Why, exactly, are you still here?" Eric prepares an electric field around himself. It is invisible, but if Janeth attempt to attack him, they'll get a nasty shock and be launched backwards by Eric's counterattack while they're reeling from the lightning. He also looks at Gale. "Okay, that angry mountain god is going to be trouble, and after SONG's antics..." Hey! "It's not likely to be willing to make amends." "We'll probably have to take it down after Janeth."

"I came here to kill the distorters of time, Verdana, and Battlefury, and also likely end up destroying everything in a certain radius, like I usually do in my memories." Janeth says, before stopping. She isn't entirely sure of herself, and her goals. You may also want to inspect Rosetta's corpse, as grim as it sounds.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1466536666))

QUOTE (Manga) TERRAIN CHANGE: Terrrain: The Prison. You can not escape it until Archangel fully finishes his seventh charge. At that point, all of you will be transported back to the original Noah's terrain. Weather: Clear. Will change back to Noah's weather when you get out of The Prison. Wow, that's quite frankly a waste of a charge. You're preventing anyone from creating terrains/ weathers. Angie, as your new Eldritch Overlord I highly suggest against it. Quite frankly it's an utter waste of perfectly good resources. May I suggest making an alchemy, creating an entity or even an artifact. All of those would be quite useful in the highest degree. This is the exact opposite of that. Nyarlathotep wades into the cluster of Sliverfish and whips his Gentlemanly Scimitar out and goes to work hacking Sliverfish to bits spreading them across the landscape with a dramatic flourish, even spilling their blood across his robes with an artist's touch. He moves with a sort of graceful violence, moving from one target to another, slicing the Sliverfish into bits with a rather dancelike movement. He almost seems enraptured by the slaughter of the insects. Cult 8/20 (+3 to both charges from latedop) Armor of Thorns 14/20 (+3 from assists) Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor == Nano-Tech Robes (Level 5: 6/6) How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 0/8) The Yellow King and Other Eldritch Works && Disney Movies == An Assorted Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level 0:1/1) +1 to DoctorsHateHer, Piono and Battlefury

An Assorted Collection of Eldritch Movies: A collection of completely incomphrensible to the human mind movies, including such classics as Flame and Chaos, Rl'yeh under Seige and Rekindled Bonds. Most of them are quite dark, but a few, such as Rekindled Bonds are much happier.

Magical Autocorrect fails to turn on due to godmodding energy coming from the Terror Silverfish, and you do that to some beings of typoes. Salt bonus given.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1466536964))

19/20 doot doot. (+1 from piono, +1 from revan, +3 from delays) 7/20 Lucid. (+3 from delays) +1 to piono, +1 to Revan, +1 to battlefury @Fransisco: Wait just one second there mister. I said I would stop focussing YOU and continuing to murder YOU. That said nothing about your entities. It's not like there were any other AG entities worth attacking (using a charge to do nothing didn't exactly help if I'm being frank), and it's not like I would attack the weakest. I'm more focussed on being neutral than not attacking you to be honest. Plus, you literally did just make an attempt to render my terrain and weather useless, which I don't particularly appreciate. However,  I do have some particularly terrifying silverfish that I need to attend to. This time, I SPARE you. ~ Noah pulls out a glove and places it on his left hand. Goldenrod energies begin to fly out and you begin to notice the greek symbol "Gamma" embla- Gotcha. This is just a normal glove made of wool. He wanders over to the Charge Demon, and raises one eyebrow. It seemed to be in a bit of pain. He clicks his right fingers, and the beast is suddenly: 1. Suspended in midair 2. Briefly immunized to pain. 3. Flipped inside out. And huzzah! The silverfish are now on the outside, dangling wildly, trying to stay attached to the Charge Demon. He merely plucks 4 off, then tears them in half. He sweeps out the Artisan's Blade (3) with a flourish, plays a quick ditty and slices another few into sushimi. Even if they aren't real fish. Noah notices that he most certainly had not gotten rid of all of them. There was 52 last time he checked. This isn't quite working. So instead, he clicks his fingers again, and the Charge Demon returned to normal. He points to the Charge Demon, and words are instantly thrust into his mouth. If you looked fast enough, you would see the word DON'T dominating the rest. The Charge Demon is suddenly possessed by Research, and chooses to "DON'T." As such, the Terror Silverfish are expelled from the Charge Demon and launched onto the ground about 10m away. Completely abandoning the theme of the attack, Noah brings out a bow and shouts at the silverfish in what you assume is Japanese. Noah: りゅう が わが てき を くらう！(Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau!) He looses an arrow at the swarm, which flies for a few moments. After about 3 meters, arrow the transforms into a pair of massive, ethereal, dragons which circled around one another as they travelled forward. They immediately consume the silverfish, in typical hanzo fashion.

At the cost of 30,000 Research (that was okay I suppose), you force the Silverfish outside of the Charge Demon, make it harder for things to possess the Charge Demon, which may be relevant in two bosses, but that isn't that complete immunity that I mentioned on Pesterchum, and kill 15 of them.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1466565919))

Nyarly then holds his hand up and leeches life out of the rest of the Silverfish swirling around him like a maelstrom, it appears that Nyarlathotep is rather fond of healing himself with Terrors. He absorbs essence of the swarm of godmodder enhanced Sliverfish. He then walks up to the Earth God, kneels with an utmost respect, and speaks: Lord of Terra Firma, why do you attack those who bare you no ill will? We have done nothing wrong to you? We seek no conflict with you, we'd like to beseech you to bury a quarrel with us if you have one, or if not explain how we could remedy it. Nyarly is the Messenger of the Outer Gods for a reason. Cult 9/20 Armor of Thorns 16/20 Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor == Nano-Tech Robes (Level 5: 6/6) How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 0/8) The Yellow King and Other Eldritch Works && Disney Movies == An Assorted Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level 0:1/1) +1 to DoctorsHateHer, Piono and Battlefury

You kill 20 Silverfish and gain 3 HP. The Minor Deus Terrae turns towards you. It doesn't appear to fully understand you, but sees that you are a fellow god that is likely of higher standing of it, and respects you.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1466600120))

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1466532502)) Francisco, it may be a better idea to expend your charge on something that has some actual benefit such as an entity, and not something that will get your fellow players to brutally kill you for attempting to trap them. Alicia is doing really well at this point in time. @francisco: If I'm reading that right, all your terrain does is prevent people inside the main battlefield from leaving it until the terrain changes. Just so long as you keep in mind that you can't really prevent others from changing it at some point in the future, you should be fine. I don't think you're going to manage to keep us in here until your seventh charge though. Wow, that's quite frankly a waste of a charge. You're preventing anyone from creating terrains/ weathers. Angie, as your new Eldritch Overlord I highly suggest against it. Quite frankly it's an utter waste of perfectly good resources. May I suggest making an alchemy, creating an entity or even an artifact. All of those would be quite useful in the highest degree. This is the exact opposite of that. Plus, you literally did just make an attempt to render my terrain and weather useless, which I don't particularly appreciate. Oh, right. Forgot the full explanation. I will do seven 15-post charges, which technically is translated into a 105-post charge. That 105-post charge is actually a massive AG entity, kinda like Omega Flowey back in 0rigins. APOPHIS IS COMING /null

You can't chain together charges at summon without something special.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1466600388))

I should probably focus a little more on making posts for this game and a little less on staring at hermaphrodites ... Inb4 CAH card. Anyway. To business. Verdana proceeds to stare at Janeth for a few seconds, then pick her up via gravity manipulation, yank her over to him, and then distort her dimensions down into being hilariously small. He stares at her tiny self for a few seconds, then, you guessed it, he snaps her body in half with his hands and casually drops both halves into his mouth, then swallows. A moment passes. He shrugs, muttering something about her being hardly worth eating. Charges Gamechanger: 12/20 (+3 from late, +4 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) Gamechanger: 11/20 (+3 from late, +4 from Alicia) +2 to Piono, 2 storecred worth of Archons purchase plz, +1 to doctors

I don't think I want to know the context for that. And I don't think that I'll allow you to share the context for that.

Anyway, you distort Janeth down to being small. This smallness is some indefinable amount, which gives Janeth some sort of indefinable size, left to bad writing. The moment you eat her, you realise that small is relative. You're not sure how this is relevant. You're not sure how well written this passage is. While this eldritch abomination of a philosophical passage is written, Janeth takes the Verdant Destructor and smashes you in the head with it, dealling 3 damage. She is further Distorted, however.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1466619220))

/null @fransisco; Assuming your +ing situation stays the same, you post twice per update and you get your way (which I doubt will happen), that's prettty much 50-60 turns where we won't have any Terrain or Weather effects. It's not even useful unless you are planning to directly attack me or to be really uncreative (I'm pretty sure you didn't do this just so you could focus me?). Frankly neither of those reasons are good ones to waste a charge for. Especially when the AGs have a spectacularly small amount of minions. Given that waiting until your seventh charge is a rather ridiculous amount of time, I doubt this is going to go through. Especially since: 15-post charge < 15-post charge + Substantial creativity In case it wasn't obvious: Yes, I am more than slightly annoyed at this. EDIT: You could just imprison everyone just before you use your seventh charge y'know, if that's what you want for RP reasons.

I'd be surprised if Francisco gets to keep the terrain until his charges max out. You only need a 16 post charge to override the terrain if that's what you want to do.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Eric takes 1 damage from Trigger Burn, but heals it back. Noah gains 1 HP. I completely forget to apply Fear, so it lasts another turn. A Lesser Mime spawns. The Minor Deus Terrae is ready to attack, when all of a sudden, a portal opens up straight above it, and two girls come out - one with black wings, raven black hair, a cannon lodged onto her arm, and a striking red eye in her chest, and the other with a green dress, cat ears in addition to human ears, and also carrying a wheelbarrow. They fly over to the Anti-Godmodders, the raven-haired girl almost pulling the cat eared girl along.

"So, you're the people who defeated, uh, uh, what was her name again? You seem really strong, but anyway, I heard that you over there did very bad things to mistress's, uh, sister." The raven haired girl says, pointing at Alicia, who barely acknowledges her. The newcomer, identifiable to Touhou fans as Utsuho Reiuji uses her arm cannon to blast the Terror Silverfish, causing 10 of them to die, before blasting Alicia.. Alicia continues to fails to acknowledge her and her teammate, Rin Kaenbyou, atlhough I get the feeling that that will change soon. This could also provide you with more information on the whole Koishi thing.

The Minor Deus Terrae ignores the newcomers, and blasts the Fire Archons, Drakes and Terror Silverfish into oblivion, before absorbing the remaining Earth Archons. The Air Archons rush a Terror Slime for 12,000 damage, while the Lesser Mimes destroy the Terror Witches' Barrier. Utsuho has already acted, so Rin simply adds the lowest health Terror Slime to her wheelbarrow, which somehow kills it, before spirits deal 10,000 damage to the other low HP Terror Slime. The Zombie Fairies then deal 2,500 damage to the Terror Slimes.

demonologist considers going back to the Fortress, but heals for 3 HP. Janeth isn't really sure what her purpose here is. The Charge Demon gains 15,000 HP and 1,500 attack from Francisco's charge, before knocking Angie to the ground in an overtly threatening position, walks back up to the silverfish, and realises that they happen to be dead, so it smashes into a Terror Witch for 18,000 damage. The Tapeworm flashes 5 frames of 'witches' being killed in the Salem Witch trials. The Terror Witches point out that was Universe B, so it isn't relevant to them. The Tapeworm points out that these tapes have magical damaging powers. The Terror Witches don't question it, and the lowest HP ones take 10,000 damage.

The Terror Slimes smash into the Tapeworm for 12 frame damage. The Terror Witches start throwing a storm of potions at the Charge Demon, giving it Fear, Depression, and Infestation. The Terror Iron Golem smashes the Tape Worm for 8 damage, before losing its Depression.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before messing around with the /effect command and Health Boost. The Tapeworm and Charge Demon are struck with the sudden afflication of promptly losing 2/25,000 maximum HP, and have Maximum Health loss for the next two turns.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Bust out of the Prison.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Prison (No movement out of the terrain in any manner until Francisco Scaramanga Jr finishes 7 charges or the terrain is overriden, even if you happen to be Airborn. Charges: 0/7.)
Weather: Indoors (No effect. Will change back to Ascendant's Sandstorm when you get out of the Prison.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE

Fear: I
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 10/20 HP, Copycat: III, Copied Abilities (III): Mind Manipulation (Dream Demon), Conductor: III (Oktavia), Wound Bar: None (Rosetta), Insignficance III (Minor Deus Terrae), Next attack minicrits.
[AG] battlefury13: 0/24 HP, 2 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Umbral Possession
[AG] Revan/Nyarlathotep: 19/20 HP, 1 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Copycat: III, Copied Abilities (III): Evasive (50%) (Tracer), Spawns Lesser Mimes (Terror Wolf), Hivemind: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b] (Terror Wolf), Status Immunity (Minor Deus Terrae).

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 14/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery: IIIII
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 9/25 HP, 178,200 Research, 2 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, Regeneration (1 HP), 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed,

[PG] engie/Verdana: 6/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet) Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt.

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Windfury: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b], Element Swap: III
[???] Minor Deus Terrae: 314,000/350,000 HP, Double-Action, Immune to status effects, Mutability: [b]II[/b], Insignficance: [b][b]I[/b]II[/b], Shakedown: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Godhand: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]III[/b]

[AG] Archons:
Earth Archons: 0/100 HP (x90)
Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x240), Airborn, Evasive (40%)
[AG] Lesser Mimes: 20,000/20,000 HP (x2)
[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 150,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Nuclear Fusion, Solar Power: 50% (+10% per turn), Subterranean Sun: III.
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 125,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Cat's Walk, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x250).

[N] demonologist/Gale: 24/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Rose Barrier: 10,000/25,000 HP
[N] Janeth: Moderately Distorted, Respawns: II[b][b]I[/b]II[/b], Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Temporal Denial Emblem (x4), Another One Bites the Dust CD (x6), Controlled Anomaly (x4), XXI - The World (x10), Verdant Destroyer: I[b]II[/b], Fallen Deductor: [b]III[/b].
[N] Charge Demon: 87,000/154,000 HP, Gains power from charges. Fear: I, Depression: [b][b]I[/b][/b], Infestation: IIIII, Maximum HP Drain: I.
[N] Tapeworm: 29/45 Frames, Rewind: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Montage: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b], Maximum HP Drain: [b]I[/b].

[PG] Terror Silverfish: 0/1,000 HP (x52), Complete Infestation: III, Hyperdeath: [b]I[/b]
[PG] Terror Slimes: 28,000 HP (x2), 0 HP, 4,375 HP, Split on hit
[PG] Terror Witches: 12,000/40,000 HP, 40,000/40,000 HP (x2), Splash, Inflict many, many status effects, Barrier: 0/40,000 HP.
[PG] Terror Iron Golem: 10/10 HP, 5 AC, Hyperdeath: [b]I[/b]
[PG] Fire Archons: 0/20 HP (x180)
[PG] Fire Drakes: 0/1,500 HP (x6), Scorched Earth:[b] I[/b][b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP


[spoiler=Spoils of War][I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b]] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]I[/b][b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]III[/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIIIII[b]II[/b]] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): [b]RECHARGING!![/b], Owner: engie [PG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-22 20:00:00

20/20 doot doot.
10/20 lucid. (+2 from engie and revan)
+1 to battlefury, piono and engie

doot doot EXPENDED!
expended*
spooky scary skeltal summoned

spooky scary skeltal - 80'000hp
spooky.jpeg: instead of attacking, spooky scary skeltal removes chosen capitalised words from the target's description. the target now has abilities changed according to it's new description, up to interpretation. [this generally functions as a silence, but against perhaps the terror witches, removing 'inflicts' would mean that the terror witches would have many, many status effects rather than apply them]. skeltal can only remove _ words, but this will increase if it doesn't attack for a turn.

just trying something new with this entity.

spooky scary skeltal just stares at the newcomers with cold, lifeless eyes, then points at the charge demon, which immediately loses the word 'Maximum' from it's description.

now reads: 'HP Drain:'. So yes, it looks like the charge demon is going to be draining health with it's attacks.
~
The Charge Demon gains 20-points worth of charge from doot doot (20). Said charge then proceeded to give him HP Drain, reinvigorating it. It then uses it's absurd power levels to restore it's health, rather than attacking. (spoiler alert: you guys don't want this guy to get to 250k hp)
The Tapeworm Rewinds. I think 20 frames might be a bit much, but that might just be because no-one is attacking the Tapeworm. :shia le shrug:

Noah gains 15k Research from killing 15 Silverfish.
~

The sun begins to set beyond the Prison. The walls cast grim shadows over the players, and a chilling breeze begins to stir. Noah sits cross-legged, his eyes closed. With a flick of his wrist, 6 unlit orchid candles descend into a medium-sized hexagon in front of him. Inside, is a similarly shaped basin filled with a shiny, dark liquid, not unlike mercury.

As the last sliver of light vanishes, the Prison is bathed in darkness. Noah lightly touches each candle, setting them alight with an indigo flame. Once all are lit, Noah begins to hum a forboding tune.

Originally posted on 2016-06-22 20:52:00

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll)

A portal opens up straight above it, and two girls come out - one with black wings, raven black hair, a cannon lodged onto her arm, and a striking red eye in her chest, and the other with a green dress, cat ears in addition to human ears, and also carrying a wheelbarrow.

For I second I thought they are replacing Rosetta and Janeth, and the Cat-Eared one would be focused on Battlefury, but that works too.

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll)

Terrain: Prison (No movement out of the terrain in any manner until Francisco Scaramanga Jr finishes 7 charges or the terrain is overriden, even if you happen to be Airborn. Charges: 0/7.)

One of the charges is already completed, the First Seal. So, 1/7. Also, what kind of special do you mean? That I need seven players in order to do that? Until you reveal that, I will just make the charges summon invincible entities that do nothing, and smash them into one.

ONTO THE ATTACK:

Archangel uses Mind Manipulation on the Terror Witches and Insignificance on the Terror Iron Golem.
He then greets the newcomers from whatever sick twisted anime universe they are from, and gives Utsuho an arm cannon upgrade.

Next, he notices the Terror Slimes. He just remembers how annoying they usually are in superflat worlds, now combined with the fact they are Terrors and serve Alicia.
He remembers how they also make a good edible jelly.
They transform into the 1.9 Slime Blocks, and places them on a giant plate made out of iron blocks.
Just when you think it is all over, he shoves the plate (and the Slime Blocks) into a giant oven.
He also remembers how flammable those are, which is why Terraria used their gel as flamethrower fuel.
When the Slime( Block)s are finished cooking, he destroys the oven and takes out the plate. There is almost nothing there except gas.

He also sends an extremely eldritch and occult symbol to Alicia, one that is said to drive people insane when looking at it.

The giant iron plate starts vibrating (intensely) and becomes filled with an army of Tem.
They are extremely sad Battlefury uses their less-evolved cousins more than them.
This applies rage on all of them.
An unstoppable, constantly growing, pure rage.
They all jump at her, using their vicious claws to shred her flesh into half minced meat, half steak.
And make a pie out of it.
And bury her remains into it.
She becomes a Piemodder! And Piemodders are much less powerful than Alpha Godmodders.
Dog save us.

Entity:
With the power of that 15-post charge, the earth shakes, something resonating below. A giant chain made out of bones is launched at the surface, cracked at one end. The other end has a giant hook, with a large body of strange flesh attached to it.
The First Seal: 175,000/175,000 HP, Invincible, Does nothing.

Charges:
Plague Doctor: 6/15 (+1 from update, +1 from post)
The Second Seal: 6/15 (+2 from above)
+3 to Revan

Originally posted on 2016-06-22 21:52:00

engie receives 60 earth archons and 2 purple worms.
AG archons have 12K base attack, PG archons/beasts have 4K base attack.
5 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for energy renovations
5/20 for charge stacker
5/20 for charge stringer
+1 to revan, toast, engie

Eric accepts the prompt from the update terminal and goes over to investigate Rose's body, although not doing any serious desecration, she may not have been human, but she still may have been sentient.
He looks at Janeth, "Okay, so, after this next time you respawn, you might want to pull back on the beating things up, at least just a little bit."
"If you stop being interesting, Verdana'll probably leave you alone to kill the people who actually pose a threat to him."
"When it comes right down to it, I'm still a good guy, or at least trying to be."
"If you want some help, I'll try to give it to you provided you stop trying to kill me and Gale."



Originally posted on 2016-06-22 23:57:00

Nyarlathotep nods happily to the Earth God,

Deference to your superior, I like you.

Nyarlathotep offers a curt bow to the newcomers in greeting, he then draws a large circle around Rin with some chalk. He steps into it, the circle's outline begins to glow a beautiful violet hue. Healing energies suddenly surge wrapping around Rin and Nyarly and healing them both.

The Outer Gods can take, but they can give so much.

Nyarly activates Hivemind.

Cult 11/20 (+1 to all charges)
Armor of Thorns 19/20 (+1 from Piono)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 1/8)

Nyarlathotep's Revolver && The Soul of the Lost

+1 to Piono, Toast, and Archangel

((Conusmer, you forgot to add the Nanon-Robe's description))

Originally posted on 2016-06-23 14:47:00

Update done. If you haven't already gotten around to doing so, +1 to all of your charges. Alicia is currently attackable, so give it your best shot.

Originally posted on 2016-06-23 19:56:00

Wow, I am super good at failing to prioritize!

Verdana, frustrated by his attach against Janeth failing, promptly seals her in a field of static time, locking her in position. He grins menacingly, wanders over to her and pulls out... a paintbrush to paint a moustache on her face. And not just any moustache. That's a HITLER moustache. Janeth is then teleported off to Der Fuhrerbunker, right into the middle of the preparation room. And guess what's happening there now? Yep. A Downfall Parody.

She is promptly antic'd HARD by Fegelein, informed by Gunsche, disagreed with by Jodl, has a location pointed out to her on a map by Krebs that just so happens to be utterly irrelevant to everything, is promptly shot by a drunken Burgdorf, glared at by Skeletor Goebbels, and... wait... where's Dolfy himself?

Oh, right there. And he's got the pencil of doom. Which he promptly uses on Janeth, resulting in a point-blank nuclear explosion ripping her very body asunder and irradiating the fragments beyond all realistic belief, casting her equipment to the far corners of the Fuhrerbunker in varying levels of utterly broken, to the point where it's probably not worth going after the majority of it. Strangely, the bunker itself is very much intact, albeit the entrance door being blasted off. And, then, a faint indication that something is off.

Her spawn point was set to just outside the bunker entrance by Fegelein. Looks like she's going to have to fight her way through the bunker to get her gear back.

Eh, those shitlords are incompetent anyway. Only guys that'll give her real trouble are Dolfy and Fegel, I reckon. And she'll NEED her stuff back, else what's she gonna do? Be pissy at me?

Charges
Gamechanger: 16/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors)
Gamechanger: 15/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

+2 to Piono, 2 storecredit purchase of Archons, +1 to Doctors

Hey Ally-chan I don't mean to be too much of a bother but could you +3 this turn? I wanna get Gamechanger set up ASAP. Because it's gonna be hilarious once it activates. Both halves, of course. It wouldn't be complete if I only half-arsed it.

Originally posted on 2016-06-24 14:13:00

Nyarlathotep saddles over to the Iron Golem.

Those, those are Witches aren't they! This is terrible!

His voice dripping with mock concern. The Iron Golem looks at the Terror Witches,the apparent worry clear.

I suppose I could... No, the risk is too great.

The Iron Golem grabs Nyarly by his shoulders, he wants to help. He needs to help.

I... could make you a magic girl, just tell me your wish and we'll work out a contract.

He then feels a psionic thank you from the Incubators, Nyarly gives them a psionic Would you kindly, FUCK OFF.

Cult 12/20

Armor of Thorns 20/20
A glittering black armor covers Nyarly. It shudders and fades from sight but it still protects Nyarlathotep. It's has 1-3 Armor points but comes with two catches, one any damage taken by the user is inflicted upon the attacker. Two, for every rose has its thorns, every five turns it will spawn a weak healing item which will if Nyarly is on low health be autoused to heal him or can be used as an item to heal another player or entity.

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 2/8)

Nyarlathotep's Revolver && The Soul of the Lost

+1 to Piono, Toast, and Archangel


Originally posted on 2016-06-24 14:50:00

respawwwwwwwwn

Originally posted on 2016-06-24 19:00:00

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1466625155))

20/20 doot doot. 10/20 lucid. (+2 from engie and revan) +1 to battlefury, piono and engie doot doot EXPENDED! expended* spooky scary skeltal summoned spooky scary skeltal - 80'000hp spooky.jpeg: instead of attacking, spooky scary skeltal removes chosen capitalised words from the target's description. the target now has abilities changed according to it's new description, up to interpretation. [this generally functions as a silence, but against perhaps the terror witches, removing 'inflicts' would mean that the terror witches would have many, many status effects rather than apply them]. skeltal can only remove _ words, but this will increase if it doesn't attack for a turn. just trying something new with this entity. spooky scary skeltal just stares at the newcomers with cold, lifeless eyes, then points at the charge demon, which immediately loses the word 'Maximum' from it's description. now reads: 'HP Drain:'. So yes, it looks like the charge demon is going to be draining health with it's attacks. ~ The Charge Demon gains 20-points worth of charge from doot doot (20). Said charge then proceeded to give him HP Drain, reinvigorating it. It then uses it's absurd power levels to restore it's health, rather than attacking. (spoiler alert: you guys don't want this guy to get to 250k hp) The Tapeworm Rewinds. I think 20 frames might be a bit much, but that might just be because no-one is attacking the Tapeworm. :shia le shrug: Noah gains 15k Research from killing 15 Silverfish. ~ The sun begins to set beyond the Prison. The walls cast grim shadows over the players, and a chilling breeze begins to stir. Noah sits cross-legged, his eyes closed. With a flick of his wrist, 6 unlit orchid candles descend into a medium-sized hexagon in front of him. Inside, is a similarly shaped basin filled with a shiny, dark liquid, not unlike mercury. As the last sliver of light vanishes, the Prison is bathed in darkness. Noah lightly touches each candle, setting them alight with an indigo flame. Once all are lit, Noah begins to hum a forboding tune.

The Spooky Scary Skeltal is summoned. The Spoopy Scary Skeleton is proud. The Skeltal can edit 2 words per turn it charges up, and isn't restricted to capitalised words. Having 30,000 HP less than the maximum and no attack is quite a price to pay. The Charge Demon gains 20,000 HP. You gain 15,000 Research, and prepare a ritual.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1466628731))

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll) A portal opens up straight above it, and two girls come out - one with black wings, raven black hair, a cannon lodged onto her arm, and a striking red eye in her chest, and the other with a green dress, cat ears in addition to human ears, and also carrying a wheelbarrow. For I second I thought they are replacing Rosetta and Janeth, and the Cat-Eared one would be focused on Battlefury, but that works too. QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll) Terrain: Prison (No movement out of the terrain in any manner until Francisco Scaramanga Jr finishes 7 charges or the terrain is overriden, even if you happen to be Airborn. Charges: 0/7.) One of the charges is already completed, the First Seal. So, 1/7. Also, what kind of special do you mean? That I need seven players in order to do that? Until you reveal that, I will just make the charges summon invincible entities that do nothing, and smash them into one. ONTO THE ATTACK: Archangel uses Mind Manipulation on the Terror Witches and Insignificance on the Terror Iron Golem. He then greets the newcomers from whatever sick twisted anime universe they are from, and gives Utsuho an arm cannon upgrade. Next, he notices the Terror Slimes. He just remembers how annoying they usually are in superflat worlds, now combined with the fact they are Terrors and serve Alicia. He remembers how they also make a good edible jelly. They transform into the 1.9 Slime Blocks, and places them on a giant plate made out of iron blocks. Just when you think it is all over, he shoves the plate (and the Slime Blocks) into a giant oven. He also remembers how flammable those are, which is why Terraria used their gel as flamethrower fuel. When the Slime( Block)s are finished cooking, he destroys the oven and takes out the plate. There is almost nothing there except gas. He also sends an extremely eldritch and occult symbol to Alicia, one that is said to drive people insane when looking at it. The giant iron plate starts vibrating (intensely) and becomes filled with an army of Tem. They are extremely sad Battlefury uses their less-evolved cousins more than them. This applies rage on all of them. An unstoppable, constantly growing, pure rage. They all jump at her, using their vicious claws to shred her flesh into half minced meat, half steak. And make a pie out of it. And bury her remains into it. She becomes a Piemodder! And Piemodders are much less powerful than Alpha Godmodders. Dog save us. Entity: With the power of that 15-post charge, the earth shakes, something resonating below. A giant chain made out of bones is launched at the surface, cracked at one end. The other end has a giant hook, with a large body of strange flesh attached to it. The First Seal: 175,000/175,000 HP, Invincible, Does nothing. Charges: Plague Doctor: 6/15 (+1 from update, +1 from post) The Second Seal: 6/15 (+2 from above) +3 to Revan

By special, I mean Piono's currently charging something to allow for stringing charges. If the First Seal was the first charge, that would make it six. Summoning flat out invincible entities without them being on a timer isn't allowed. Touhou isn't an anime.

Insignificance is a faction wide effect, so you target the PGs. An aura of creative energy surrounds you, before your influence appears all consuming to the Pro-Godmodders. A wave of energy then smashes into them, dealing 5,000 Fear reduced damage, and granting them Fear. The lowest HP Terror Slime dies, while the others split. You then use some Mental Manipulation on the Terror Witches in a generic fashion, so it defaults to enhancing their mental state, which in this case is fear. The Witches cackle, as you realise that Fear has no effect on a status dealer!

You then cook the Terror Slimes, dealing 2,000 Fear reduced but minicrit buffed damage to all of them, before you realise that you probably shouldn't split damage going to Alicia, as she smiles at the Temmies, and points at you. The Temmies realise that you have insulted them, and call the Absolution of Tem to their side. The Absolution of Tem brings out the Execution of Tem, an ancient Temmie artifact, and throws it at you. It slams into you, and shreds through your wound bar, leaving you Executed. Even though you're perfectly alive. Ask the Temmies.

"Heh. Did you really think that you could control and defile the Temmie race by comparing us to inferior dogs? Despicable. Lay there, and suffer."

You fail to summon the First Seal, as that charge was already used for the Prison. You can only activate a charge once, and it's impossible to modify after. In cases like Order entities such as Sandfall Ampersand, those changes aren't completely different from the rest of the charge and the possibility of change is mentioned on the entity. Hidden things should be PMed to me before they occur.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1466636255))

engie receives 60 earth archons and 2 purple worms. AG archons have 12K base attack, PG archons/beasts have 4K base attack. 5 spare charges 15/15 for spare charge 15/15 for energy renovations 5/20 for charge stacker 5/20 for charge stringer +1 to revan, toast, engie Eric accepts the prompt from the update terminal and goes over to investigate Rose's body, although not doing any serious desecration, she may not have been human, but she still may have been sentient. He looks at Janeth, "Okay, so, after this next time you respawn, you might want to pull back on the beating things up, at least just a little bit." "If you stop being interesting, Verdana'll probably leave you alone to kill the people who actually pose a threat to him." "When it comes right down to it, I'm still a good guy, or at least trying to be." "If you want some help, I'll try to give it to you provided you stop trying to kill me and Gale."

"I'm not joining you. I'm just going to, uh, do my own thing. For now." Janeth decides to run off, somehow phasing through the walls, before Verdana time-locks her and does his attack. This doesn't appear to be her or anybody inside's doing, although Jane fails to realise that. Rose's corpse appears to be a standard android corpse, although there is a communication and remote control device embedded into her, as well as the outside looking and feeling human.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1466689652))

Nyarlathotep nods happily to the Earth God, Deference to your superior, I like you. Nyarlathotep offers a curt bow to the newcomers in greeting, he then draws a large circle around Rin with some chalk. He steps into it, the circle's outline begins to glow a beautiful violet hue. Healing energies suddenly surge wrapping around Rin and Nyarly and healing them both. The Outer Gods can take, but they can give so much. Nyarly activates Hivemind. Cult 11/20 (+1 to all charges) Armor of Thorns 19/20 (+1 from Piono) How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 1/8) Nyarlathotep's Revolver && The Soul of the Lost +1 to Piono, Toast, and Archangel ((Conusmer, you forgot to add the Nanon-Robe's description))

Nano-Tech Robes: Robes using nano-tech to increase the shielding capacity.
You heal yourself for 1 HP and Rin for 11,000 HP. She doesn't even know why she's damaged. You activate Hivemind, and the Lesser Mimes start sharing information with each other, before severely empowering them. They will now deal 4x their base damage this turn.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1466774030))

Wow, I am super good at failing to prioritize! Verdana, frustrated by his attach against Janeth failing, promptly seals her in a field of static time, locking her in position. He grins menacingly, wanders over to her and pulls out... a paintbrush to paint a moustache on her face. And not just any moustache. That's a HITLER moustache. Janeth is then teleported off to Der Fuhrerbunker, right into the middle of the preparation room. And guess what's happening there now? Yep. A Downfall Parody. She is promptly antic'd HARD by Fegelein, informed by Gunsche, disagreed with by Jodl, has a location pointed out to her on a map by Krebs that just so happens to be utterly irrelevant to everything, is promptly shot by a drunken Burgdorf, glared at by Skeletor Goebbels, and... wait... where's Dolfy himself? Oh, right there. And he's got the pencil of doom. Which he promptly uses on Janeth, resulting in a point-blank nuclear explosion ripping her very body asunder and irradiating the fragments beyond all realistic belief, casting her equipment to the far corners of the Fuhrerbunker in varying levels of utterly broken, to the point where it's probably not worth going after the majority of it. Strangely, the bunker itself is very much intact, albeit the entrance door being blasted off. And, then, a faint indication that something is off. Her spawn point was set to just outside the bunker entrance by Fegelein. Looks like she's going to have to fight her way through the bunker to get her gear back. Eh, those shitlords are incompetent anyway. Only guys that'll give her real trouble are Dolfy and Fegel, I reckon. And she'll NEED her stuff back, else what's she gonna do? Be pissy at me? Charges Gamechanger: 16/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors) Gamechanger: 15/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) +2 to Piono, 2 storecredit purchase of Archons, +1 to Doctors Hey Ally-chan I don't mean to be too much of a bother but could you +3 this turn? I wanna get Gamechanger set up ASAP. Because it's gonna be hilarious once it activates. Both halves, of course. It wouldn't be complete if I only half-arsed it.

Janeth promptly lets herself die of your attack for some reason, before whatever allowed her to attempt to phase through the walls resets her spawn point. Alicia can only give you stronger assists due to desperation, or inaction which she likely won't do.

You are also given a salt bonus out of mercy.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1466776207))

Nyarlathotep saddles over to the Iron Golem. Those, those are Witches aren't they! This is terrible! His voice dripping with mock concern.  The Iron Golem looks at the Terror Witches,the apparent worry clear. I suppose I could... No, the risk is too great. The Iron Golem grabs Nyarly by his shoulders,  he wants to help. He needs to help. I... could make you a magic girl, just tell me your wish and we'll work out a contract. He then feels a psionic thank you from the Incubators, Nyarly gives them a psionic Would you kindly, FUCK OFF. Cult 12/20 Armor of Thorns 20/20 A glittering black armor covers Nyarly. It shudders and fades from sight but it still protects Nyarlathotep. It's has 1-3 Armor points but comes with two catches, one any damage taken by the user is inflicted upon the attacker. Two, for every rose has its thorns, every five turns it will spawn a weak healing item which will if Nyarly is on low health be autoused to heal him or can be used as an item to heal another player or entity. How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 2/8) Nyarlathotep's Revolver && The Soul of the Lost +1 to Piono, Toast, and Archangel

"Nyarlohotep, the process of contracting somebody boosts our goals, whether you like it or not. Your attempts at an insult also do not faze us. We receive worse from many magical girls who find out the truth of our system."

Before you can contract the Terror Iron Golem, Alicia puts a finger on the area that would be its mouth.
**Divinity Alicia111: Hush, hush.

You gain 1 Armour of Thorns with half recoil and the ability to spawn healing items. Healing items are on a manual charge, but since you can use that manual charge at any time. That's a bit much for one charge.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1466791252))

respawwwwwwwwn

You do the respawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwny thing.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Fear fades away. The Elemental Golem is merged into Eric's entry for the sake of brevity. The Minor Deus Terrae growls, before using Mutability. Its arm overflows with creative energy, before rapidly shifting into a spear. All of the Deus Terrae's attacks will now inflict armour piercing, which it fails to demonstrates by brutally murdering the Archons and Beasts before they can act.

The Air Archons blast a Terror Slime to death. The Lesser Mimes use the power of Hivemind to savage the lowest HP Terror Witch, leaving it falling onto the ground, before the Lesser Mimes mark the Funnymouth onto its corpse. Utsuho doesn't need FA's upgrade as she's running off of the power of a god, and blasts a Terror Witch for 12,000 damage. Rin jumps on the Terror Witches and two Terror Slimes for 4,000 damage, before her Spirits blast the highest HP Terror Slime for 2,500 damage.

demonologist: hey, eric.
demonologist: since janeth is somehow gone, the only thing left to do is deal with the god.
demonologist: after that, we probably need to escape, which is a problem due to archangel.
demonologist: which is a terrible username, by the way.

demonologist blasts the Minor Deus Terrae for 10,000 damage. The Spoopy Scary Skeltal edits the Maximum out of the Charge Demon and the Tape Worm, giving them HP Drain for the next turn, which is a shame, as they happen to be healing this turn. The Charge Demon heals itself for 8,200 Depression reduced HP before taking 1,000 damage from Infestation. The Tape Worm refreshes its corrupted tapes via Rewind for 20 tapes, bringing it back to max.

The Terror Slimes smash pathetically into Okuu for 1,200 damage. Alicia steps in, and boosts the Terror Witches as they throw potions at Nyarly and Noah, before a seizure inducing mash of colours that don't exist appear, and they immediately take 2 damage, before continuing to suffer, or not suffer. The Terror Iron Golem slams into Okuu, dealling 16,000 Hyperdeathed damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, unfortunately for him due to balance reasons, before opening a portal, far, far into the sky. Five major sources of energy start falling down. It appears that they'll arrive at the end of next turn. The Narrative's rules appear to shift, causing the Air Archons to suddenly blink of reality, falling into an infinite conceptual abyss of creativity and imagination.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Bust out of the Prison.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Prison (No movement out of the terrain in any manner until Francisco Scaramanga Jr finishes 7 charges or the terrain is overriden, even if you happen to be Airborn. Charges: 0/7.)
Weather: Indoors (No effect. Will change back to Ascendant's Sandstorm when you get out of the Prison.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE

[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 10/20 HP, Copycat: II, Copied Abilities (II): Mind Manipulation (Dream Demon), Conductor: III (Oktavia), Wound Bar: Executed (Rosetta), Insignficance: III (Minor Deus Terrae)
[AG] battlefury13: 0/24 HP, 2 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Umbral Possession
[AG] Revan/Nyarlathotep: 17/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 50% Retribution Damage, Healing Item: IIIII, Copycat: II, Copied Abilities (II): Evasive (50%) (Tracer), Spawns Lesser Mimes (Terror Wolf), Hivemind: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b] (Terror Wolf), Status Immunity (Minor Deus Terrae), Increasing Pain: III.

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 9/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery: IIIII, Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b], Element Swap: III
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 7/25 HP, 163,200 Research, 2 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, Regeneration (1 HP), 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed, Increasing Pain: III.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 6/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet) Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt.

[???] Minor Deus Terrae: 304,000/350,000 HP, Double-Action, Immune to status effects, Mutability: II, Insignficance: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b], Shakedown: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Godhand: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]II[/b]

[AG] Archons:
Air Archons: 0/20 HP (x240), Airborn, Evasive (40%)
[AG] Lesser Mimes: 20,000/20,000 HP (x2)
[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 132,600/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Nuclear Fusion, Solar Power: 60% (+10% per turn), Subterranean Sun: [b]III[/b].
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 136,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Cat's Walk, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x250).

[N] demonologist/Gale: 24/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Rose Barrier: 10,000/25,000 HP
[N] Janeth: Moderately Distorted, Respawns: II[b][b]I[/b]II[/b], Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Temporal Denial Emblem (x4), Another One Bites the Dust CD (x6), Controlled Anomaly (x4), XXI - The World (x10), Verdant Destroyer: I[b]II[/b], Fallen Deductor: [b]III[/b].
[N] spooky scary skeltal: 80,000/80,000 HP, Removes words from the target's descriptions.
[N] Charge Demon: 115,200/174,000 HP, Gains power from charges. Infestation: I[b]IIII[/b], HP Drain: I.
[N] Tapeworm: 45/45 Frames, Rewind: [b]II[/b], Montage: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b], HP Drain: [b][b]I[/b][/b].

Fear: I
[PG] Terror Slimes: 7,000 HP, 5,500 HP (x2), 0 HP (x2), Split on hit.
[PG] Terror Witches: 0/40,000 HP, 31,000/40,000 HP, 19,000/40,000 HP, Splash, Inflict many, many status effects, Enhanced Fear: I.
[PG] Terror Iron Golem: 10/10 HP, 5 AC.
[PG] Earth Archon: 0/100 HP (x60)
[PG] Purple Worm: 0/3,000 HP (x2)

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP


[spoiler=Spoils of War][I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b]] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]IIII[/b]] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]I[/b][b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[I[b]IIIIIII[/b]] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): [b]RECHARGING!![/b], Owner: engie [PG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-24 19:31:00

Engie gets 60 earth archons and 2 purple worms, have a base damage of 4K
6 spare charges
8/20 for charge stacker
8/20 for charge stringer
+1 to revan, battlefury, engie

Eric nods.
"And once we get that done, we need to talk about a few things."
"SONG knows your true name by the way, and I think I might too, he leaked a lot of stray information into my head when Verdana broke time."
"Anyways, just thought I'd warn you, your secrets aren't as safe as you'd hoped."
Eric activates elemental mastery and windfury, then launches a barrage of pure air magic into the Minor Deus Terrae, causing a "conflicting elements" error inside of it, causing a massive explosion of dust on its body.



Originally posted on 2016-06-24 22:58:00