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Francisco Scaramanga Jr
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:07 PM
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FallenArchangel: The Mimes. The Mimes, they are everything. Masters of both marerial, and not material. Imaginary becomes real in their presence, and so does real become imaginary.
FallenArchangel: They have bestowed this power upon me, both dark and light, eldritch and regular, holy and demonic. I shall make them proud. I shall be the second mime to come to this world, and all our brothers and sisters are waiting back there.
FallenArchangel: Aaaaaand there is something about the Funnyface but I forgot.

In case it is charged, Archangel uses Conductor on the Terror Iron Golem.

The Mime powers resonate within MimedArchangel, and mimes Rose being buried alive. All the salt below her moves, creating a giant pit, and she cannot even move. That is the power of quicksalt.
The walls of the pit close back in, filling her throat and body with bloodsalt, voidsalt and antirosettageneticsalt.
As bloodsalt comes down her throat, she feels unspeakable pain, comparable to having 500 small razor-sharp blades slowly cutting you from inside. That also sucks up blood from the wounds and uses it to create more bloodsalt.
The voidsalt, all of it, strikes her eyes, and she sees all the terrors that lurk in the Void.
She also sees Nocturna.
Nocturna sees Rosetta.
Rosetta sees Nocturna readying her void powers.
Nocutrna sees Rosetta getting the Gorilla out of there.
As she wakes up, more bloodsalt falls into her eyes, and all over her body. To make it even worse (and ironic, so it deals irony damage), regular salt falls on her wounds.
Finally, the antirosettageneticsalt, which doesn't even have a scientific name yet, because it was created in an illegal experiment at Saltmodding Inc., creates a shell around her, vaporizing and burning every molecule that has something to do with Rosetta. So, that means the Fallen Deductor, Another One Bites the Dust CDs, the Temporal Denial Emblems, even her clothes, which Consumer didn't specify how she looks, leaving only her body, which immediately gets under effect of the antirosettageneticsalt, tearing her to shreds and sending her little parts into millions of dimensions, although the biggest part of the body is transported into the Mime Dimension.

Also, because Verdana is being to lazy, Archangel sends the Funnyface to Janeth, attempting to copy her abilities, before spawning three Marionettes from FNAF 2 to utterly crush her.

The description for Kizzgax' abilities will come when they are charged.

O)_(O

Charges:
The First Seal: 11/15

Also, when I said "omnipotent being", I didn't mean the actual characters on the battlefield, but the real people behind them. And by that I don't mean Verdana but Engie, the person who created him.
Why I am calling us like that is because we, technically, CAN do everything on the Internet, except if you place some limits. I just thought this is an interesting concept, that is all.

Originally posted on 2016-06-18 07:29:00

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Weak? Now your going to hurt my feelings, heheheh... Unfortunately, I can harbor no illusions about my pathetic stature in this world. But I intend to remedy that shortly. Mostly through gratuitous violence to excess.

Also Archangel, you weak minded fool, the Mimes aren't strong enough to touch us, let alone control us. Now stop clowning about.


Nyarly makes a lazy motion at the Terror Wolf. The Wolf feels a mild indigestion followed by exploding into meaty gibs. Nyarly then waves his hand like a conductor, bones and bone fragments of fallen Terror float up to become his instruments.

Nyarly begins with a fast pace, bludgeoning the Terror Wolves with his fellow's bones. Each smashing into the Terror with a soft sounding thud. He follows it up with a bone fragment bit, turning the broken bones into daggers. They turn into a frenzied flurry of strikes sending blood and fur alike into the air with a reckless abandon. The poor thing succumbs after 27th strike collapsing due to the slash and blood loss, barely able to give out anything more than a whimper.

Nyarly seems delighted by how easily he was able to kill the Terror Wolves. He then picks up a large chunk of the gibbed Wolf pulling it over to his and takes a bite out of it. His face is unseen but the meat is... Well it's completely raw.

This stuff is rather good.


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Cult 2/20
Armor of Thorns 4/15




Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level 0: 1/1)

Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor == Nano-Tech Robes (Level 5: 2/6)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant

A Gentlemanly Cane && Scimitar

The Yellow King and Other Eldritch Works && Disney Movies



Nyarly +2's Piono and +1's Battlefury.

My dear Eric, may I inquire for that Helm of yours in your stock? It appears I have enough credit to purchase it.

Originally posted on 2016-06-18 09:44:00

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[spoiler=Alchemies]Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level: 0)
A Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level:0)
Outer Statue (Level: 4)
Our King (Level 7)
Perfectly Optimised Code (Level 0)
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Nyarly and OneofSwords/AceofSwords/Ace
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You know what, sure. It's time. ZA WARUDO MOTHERFU-

Power Of DIO: 20/20 (EXPENDED)

Verdana proceeds to loudly yell ZA WARUDO, causing time all over the battlefield to stop. It remains stopped as he takes a look around, wandering over to those two troublesome people who claimed to be after him and the Archangel. After a moment of thought, he decides to punch both of them, repeatedly, in the fact, until his fist has left an imprint deep enough to expose their brain tissue. He then reckons that isn't enough, so he drags both of them over to Alicia, who... seems to be literally the only other person present unaffected by the timestop. Probably her status as a godmodder doing that.

Ok can you do me a favor and drop a train on these stupid gits? I can't find a train.

He then turns around and wanders over to take a seat on the ex-mountain, forgetting to turn time back on in the process.

Charges:
NEIN
+3 to Piono, purchase of 3 SC-worth of Archons plz

Originally posted on 2016-06-18 13:29:00

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Francisco Scaramanga Jr
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Nyarly gets a private message.
FallenArchangel: IF CONSUMER REALIZES I AM NOT AFFECTED, SHE REMOVES MY POWERS.
FallenArchangel: AND I REALLY NEED SOME POWER.
FallenArchangel: Although, it would be normal of you to resist since you are an Elder God.
FallenArchangel: Which means SHUT UP.


Archangel also kindly reminds Verdana that him stopping the time only affected movement, but they can still talk.
Don't question, it's jerk science!
/roleplaynull

Originally posted on 2016-06-18 14:36:00

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6/20 doot doot. (+1 from battlef)
15/15 The Worst Joke Anybody Has Ever Told Ever. (+1 from piono) DONE.
0/20 Lucid.

+1 to piono, +1 to engie, +1 to battlefury

[I just assumed the Water Ascendant was some sort of water elemental, presumeably with some sort of elemental core. :shia la shrug:]

The Worst Joke Anybody Has Ever Told Ever expended. Mayor Maynot deserves a larger charge, no?

Noah decides to tell the Crater of Salt a joke. He first makes a human manifestation of the Crater, then begins.
"Okay, so once, there was a big squirrel and a little squirrel. One day, the big squirrel comes down from the tree and see the little squirrel, who has a lot of nuts."

"The big squirrel asks if he can go with the little squirrel, and the little squirrel says he can."

"The next day, the big squirrel goes with the little squirrel and eventually, they find they need to cross a lake. The little squirrel brings out an inflatable raft and crosses. Since the big squirrel didn't have a raft, he turned back."

"The little squirrel comes back later, and had a massive armful of nuts. The next day, both squirrels set out once again, and this time, the big squirrel brings a raft. So, both squirrels crossed the lake on their rafts, and eventually came across a large, rocky mountain. The little squirrel brought out some hiking sticks and began trekking up the mountain. Once again, the big squirrel hadn't brought any, so he went back and waited for the squirrel."

"The squirrel returned later, and this time had even more nuts than last time. The next day, they went over the lake, and this time the bog squirrel had brought some hiking poles, so they went up the mountain together. When they got to the top, they found a huge icy slope, the little squirrel brought out a snowboard, and went down the slope."

"Since the big squirrel hadn't brought a snowboard, he went back down the mountain, over the lake and home. As usual, the little squirrel had a mountain of nuts to bring when he got back.

"So, on the nextday, the squirrels went across the lake, up the mountain, then back down the mountain, and came across a forest. The little squirrel brought out a pair of hiking boots, and entered the forest. Of course, the big squirrel hadn't brought any hiking boots, so he went back up the mountain, down the mountain, across the lake and back home. When the little squirrel returned with a foreseeably large amount of nuts, he told him, "Okay, I think tomorrow is my day!""

"On the last day, the squirrels went across the lake, up the mountain and then back down the mountain. When they reached the forest, they both brought out some hiking boots and hiked through the forest. Eventually, they come to a massive oak tree. The little squirrel brings out some ropes, harnesses, that kind of stuff. He went up the tree, and the big squirrel called up to him, "Hey, what are you doing up there?""

"The little squirrel replied, "Nuttin' much.""

The human manifestation of the Crater of Salt realises that was the punchline, and immediately mentally explodes with a shout of,
"WHAT THE ACTUAL gorilla!"

This gives Noah a chance to dominate it's mind, and thus control the ACTUAL battlefield.

He changes terrain to the following [Neither affect the Fortress]:

Descendant's Desert.
- Players deal considerably more with creative attacks, but less creative attacks will do slightly less, on average.
- Healing is generally increased.

Ascendant's Sandstorm.
- Noah and his entities are immune to negative status effects.
- Any entities/players that damage Noah or his entities will gain the Descent debuff, causing them to take damage from the sandstorm.

Noah then abuses time magics to send battlefury's healing forward in time to now. That way he will actually be healed because of Wither being cleansed.

[In case you guys haven't already heard, I am incredibly unwell. I'm pretty much bedridden.]

Tapeworm uses Rewind, the Charge Demon dunks the newly spawned Terror Witch.

Originally posted on 2016-06-18 17:26:00
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Cult 2/20
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Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level 0: 1/1)

Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor == Nano-Tech Robes (Level 5: 2?-3?/6)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant

A Gentlemanly Cane && Scimitar

The Yellow King and Other Eldritch Works && Disney Movies



Nyarly +2's Piono and +1's Battlefury.


Originally posted on 2016-06-18 18:15:00

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[big]Alchemies for PaS[/big]

[spoiler=Alchemies]Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level: 0)
A Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level:0)
Outer Statue (Level: 4)
Our King (Level 7)
Perfectly Optimised Code (Level 0)
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Nyarly and OneofSwords/AceofSwords/Ace
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7/20 doot doot.
1/20 Lucid.

+1 to piono, +1 to revan, +1 to battlefury

@revan 3.

Noah summons a spooky set of spooky scary skeletons. They spookily spook the spooked spook wolves. He spookily plays the following spooky song:

[flash=250,210]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mrGdGMNsv0[/flash]

Since the Wolves were previously listening to some random ASMR, they are shocked and spooked by not only the spookiness of the spooky song, but also by how incredibly loud it was. The spooky scary skeletons grab one of the spooked wolves, and use sp00p to spookify the spooked wolf. The spooky scary skeleton counts how many spooky instances of spook there are, to further spook the already spooked spookwolf. There are 22 instances of spook. This number spooks the spookwolf, but now theres 24 instances of spook. Now there's 25 instances of spook. Now there's 26 instances of spook. Now there's 27 instances of spook, AND SO ON.

The spooked spooky wolf gets thoroughly spooked, and becomes a spooky spooked wolf, spooking the spooked wolves. By now, you may be experienced a sensation known as Jamais vu. It's basically that sensation that happens when you say the same word too many times. You begin to forget it has any meaning. In fact, the same thing happens to the wolf. The spookiness begins to lose it's meaning. But if spook is love, spook is life, then...

...Does that mean life has no meaning?

The wolf's spooked, non-philosophical mind explodes.

Originally posted on 2016-06-18 18:44:00
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QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1466203301))
@engie: Oops, my bad.
@consumer: engie's Fortress purchase has 8000 attack power as of them hitting the field. AG archons still have 26K base attack, same as last round.
@revan: Welcome to the game revan. I'm afraid I don't have the power to adequately return +1s to everyone who sends them my way, but every +1 given to me still builds up store credit (regardless of whether or not I return the +1s) which can be used for just about anything I'm able to provide.
4 spare charges
13/15 for spare charge
13/15 for the energy spire
+1 to engie, toast and revan

Engie receives 120 earth archons and 4 purple worms.
Eric is exceedingly unimpressed with Janeth and Rose, and ricochets the luminous orb off of both their heads with an impromptu air cannon made from elemental energies. The final ricochet winds up hitting the elven dog.
"You guys seem to lose track of your goals pretty easily. I thought you were here to murder Verdana and the Archangel. Not get your butts kicked by a pair of near-bystanders who aren't even bothering to use their full force against you."
"Hey, Verdana, francisco! Mind helping us beat these morons into the dirt?"

Engie gets some Archons. "That may or may not have been a mask to cover up for what we're actually doing. It depends!" Jane says. You Lightly Bruise Janeth, and Rose, and deal 1 damage to the Elven Dog.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1466204476))
Jun 11 2016, 04:32 PM
Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11)

I attempt to use a HOI4 based attack! First, i begin by rolling a dice...
1: Unlock focus: New Soviet Man

New Soviet Man: Unlocks Kamikazi Strikes
battlefury13: what i have 3 hp and a chance for things to go horribly wrong.

I proceed to-
screw this shit

I use the Healing Tray on the Tapeworm, demonologists, eric, and noah.

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield

Dogfort 12/20 (3+ from refund i forgot to use)
dogfort again 9/20 (3+ from refund i forgot to use)

1+ to revan (welcome freind to my personal boss-killing slaughterhouse. http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png )
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast

You use the Healing Tray on the Tape Worm, demonologist, Eric and Noah, healing them for 10,000/3 HP each. You then take 1 damage.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1466231379))
FallenArchangel: The Mimes. The Mimes, they are everything. Masters of both marerial, and not material. Imaginary becomes real in their presence, and so does real become imaginary.
FallenArchangel: They have bestowed this power upon me, both dark and light, eldritch and regular, holy and demonic. I shall make them proud. I shall be the second mime to come to this world, and all our brothers and sisters are waiting back there.
FallenArchangel: Aaaaaand there is something about the Funnyface but I forgot.

In case it is charged, Archangel uses Conductor on the Terror Iron Golem.

The Mime powers resonate within MimedArchangel, and mimes Rose being buried alive. All the salt below her moves, creating a giant pit, and she cannot even move. That is the power of quicksalt.
The walls of the pit close back in, filling her throat and body with bloodsalt, voidsalt and antirosettageneticsalt.
As bloodsalt comes down her throat, she feels unspeakable pain, comparable to having 500 small razor-sharp blades slowly cutting you from inside. That also sucks up blood from the wounds and uses it to create more bloodsalt.
The voidsalt, all of it, strikes her eyes, and she sees all the terrors that lurk in the Void.
She also sees Nocturna.
Nocturna sees Rosetta.
Rosetta sees Nocturna readying her void powers.
Nocutrna sees Rosetta getting the Gorilla out of there.
As she wakes up, more bloodsalt falls into her eyes, and all over her body. To make it even worse (and ironic, so it deals irony damage), regular salt falls on her wounds.
Finally, the antirosettageneticsalt, which doesn't even have a scientific name yet, because it was created in an illegal experiment at Saltmodding Inc., creates a shell around her, vaporizing and burning every molecule that has something to do with Rosetta. So, that means the Fallen Deductor, Another One Bites the Dust CDs, the Temporal Denial Emblems, even her clothes, which Consumer didn't specify how she looks, leaving only her body, which immediately gets under effect of the antirosettageneticsalt, tearing her to shreds and sending her little parts into millions of dimensions, although the biggest part of the body is transported into the Mime Dimension.

Also, because Verdana is being to lazy, Archangel sends the Funnyface to Janeth, attempting to copy her abilities, before spawning three Marionettes from FNAF 2 to utterly crush her.

The description for Kizzgax' abilities will come when they are charged.

O)_(O

Charges:
The First Seal: 11/15

Also, when I said "omnipotent being", I didn't mean the actual characters on the battlefield, but the real people behind them. And by that I don't mean Verdana but Engie, the person who created him.
Why I am calling us like that is because we, technically, CAN do everything on the Internet, except if you place some limits. I just thought this is an interesting concept, that is all.

You savage Rosetta with the power of salt, but as soon as she escapes the voidsalt, she throws a Temporal Denial Emblem at you, as well as an Another One Bites the Dust CD. The CD hits first, and forces you into a time loop (spoilers), while the Temporal Denial Emblem promptly erases you from time, not completely, but enough to deal 5 damage to you. Rose is also Heavily Cut from high amounts of salt.

You then activate Conductor. A magical circle, with notes instead of runes, and a staff instead of a series of lines appears behind you, before a horrible cacophony of noise, regret, and betray bursts out, flying towards the Terror Iron Golem, giving it Major Depression for three turns. This is a 50% reduction to offense and defense, as well as a 25% miss chance due to Oktavia inflicting it. You fail to try to take Janeth's abilities, as Copycat only works on attack or being attacked, but you do gain Rosetta's abilities - You now have a small extra life bar that takes wounds instead of HP. This goes in front of your normal health bar.

You should likely show entity abilites in the future.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1466239473))
Weak? Now your going to hurt my feelings, heheheh... Unfortunately, I can harbor no illusions about my pathetic stature in this world. But I intend to remedy that shortly. Mostly through gratuitous violence to excess.

Also Archangel, you weak minded fool, the Mimes aren't strong enough to touch us, let alone control us. Now stop clowning about.


Nyarly makes a lazy motion at the Terror Wolf. The Wolf feels a mild indigestion followed by exploding into meaty gibs.  Nyarly then waves his hand like a conductor, bones and bone fragments of fallen Terror float up to become his instruments.

Nyarly begins with a fast pace, bludgeoning the Terror Wolves with his fellow's bones. Each smashing into the Terror with a soft sounding thud. He follows it up with a bone fragment bit, turning the broken bones into daggers. They turn into a frenzied flurry of strikes sending blood and fur alike into the air with a reckless abandon. The poor thing succumbs after 27th strike collapsing due to the slash and blood loss, barely able to give out anything more than a whimper.

Nyarly seems delighted by how easily he was able to kill the Terror Wolves.  He then picks up a large chunk of  the gibbed Wolf pulling it over to his and takes a bite out of it. His face is unseen but the meat is... Well it's completely raw.

This stuff is rather good.


Charges
Cult 2/20
Armor of Thorns 4/15




Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level 0: 1/1)

Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor == Nano-Tech Robes (Level 5: 2/6)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant

A Gentlemanly Cane && Scimitar

The Yellow King and Other Eldritch Works && Disney Movies



Nyarly +2's Piono and +1's Battlefury.

My dear Eric, may I inquire for that Helm of yours in your stock? It appears I have enough credit to purchase it.


How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 0/8)
A Gentlemanly Cane && Scimitar == Gentleman's Scimitar (Level 1: 0/2)
The Yellow King and Other Eldritch Works && Disney Movies == An Assorted Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level 0: 0/1)

You gib a Terror Wolf, and heal back to max. You also find that you can steal an ability from an entity more than once, and take Hivemind.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1466252995))
You know what, sure. It's time. ZA WARUDO MOTHERFU-

Power Of DIO: 20/20 (EXPENDED)

Verdana proceeds to loudly yell ZA WARUDO, causing time all over the battlefield to stop. It remains stopped as he takes a look around, wandering over to those two troublesome people who claimed to be after him and the Archangel. After a moment of thought, he decides to punch both of them, repeatedly, in the fact, until his fist has left an imprint deep enough to expose their brain tissue. He then reckons that isn't enough, so he drags both of them over to Alicia, who... seems to be literally the only other person present unaffected by the timestop. Probably her status as a godmodder doing that.

Ok can you do me a favor and drop a train on these stupid gits? I can't find a train.

He then turns around and wanders over to take a seat on the ex-mountain, forgetting to turn time back on in the process.

Charges:
NEIN
+3 to Piono, purchase of 3 SC-worth of Archons plz

Alicia doesn't drop a train on them.

She drops a steamroller on them, as that is more popular, and the train thing only happened in that ancient anime as far as I can remember. This causes instant death to Rosetta and Janeth.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1466257010))
Nyarly gets a private message.
FallenArchangel: IF CONSUMER REALIZES I AM NOT AFFECTED, SHE REMOVES MY POWERS.
FallenArchangel: AND I REALLY NEED SOME POWER.
FallenArchangel: Although, it would be normal of you to resist since you are an Elder God.
FallenArchangel: Which means SHUT UP.


Archangel also kindly reminds Verdana that him stopping the time only affected movement, but they can still talk.
Don't question, it's jerk science!
/roleplaynull

Going by JoJo rules, you can't speak in time stop, but Descendant magic allows you to do that anyway. The mimes are slightly offended that you were only pretending to praise the mime apocalypse, instead of outright ignoring them. Expect mime retribution in the future. I have nothing to do with the mimes, and won't murder you for it.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1466267200))
6/20 doot doot. (+1 from battlef)
15/15 The Worst Joke Anybody Has Ever Told Ever. (+1 from piono) DONE.
0/20 Lucid.

+1 to piono, +1 to engie, +1 to battlefury

[I just assumed the Water Ascendant was some sort of water elemental, presumeably with some sort of elemental core. :shia la shrug:]

The Worst Joke Anybody Has Ever Told Ever expended. Mayor Maynot deserves a larger charge, no?

Noah decides to tell the Crater of Salt a joke. He first makes a human manifestation of the Crater, then begins.
"Okay, so once, there was a big squirrel and a little squirrel. One day, the big squirrel comes down from the tree and see the little squirrel, who has a lot of nuts."

"The big squirrel asks if he can go with the little squirrel, and the little squirrel says he can."

"The next day, the big squirrel goes with the little squirrel and eventually, they find they need to cross a lake. The little squirrel brings out an inflatable raft and crosses. Since the big squirrel didn't have a raft, he turned back."

"The little squirrel comes back later, and had a massive armful of nuts. The next day, both squirrels set out once again, and this time, the big squirrel brings a raft. So, both squirrels crossed the lake on their rafts, and eventually came across a large, rocky mountain. The little squirrel brought out some hiking sticks and began trekking up the mountain. Once again, the big squirrel hadn't brought any, so he went back and waited for the squirrel."

"The squirrel returned later, and this time had even more nuts than last time. The next day, they went over the lake, and this time the bog squirrel had brought some hiking poles, so they went up the mountain together. When they got to the top, they found a huge icy slope, the little squirrel brought out a snowboard, and went down the slope."

"Since the big squirrel hadn't brought a snowboard, he went back down the mountain, over the lake and home. As usual, the little squirrel had a mountain of nuts to bring when he got back.

"So, on the nextday, the squirrels went across the lake, up the mountain, then back down the mountain, and came across a forest. The little squirrel brought out a pair of hiking boots, and entered the forest. Of course, the big squirrel hadn't brought any hiking boots, so he went back up the mountain, down the mountain, across the lake and back home. When the little squirrel returned with a foreseeably large amount of nuts, he told him, "Okay, I think tomorrow is my day!""

"On the last day, the squirrels went across the lake, up the mountain and then back down the mountain. When they reached the forest, they both brought out some hiking boots and hiked through the forest. Eventually, they come to a massive oak tree. The little squirrel brings out some ropes, harnesses, that kind of stuff. He went up the tree, and the big squirrel called up to him, "Hey, what are you doing up there?""

"The little squirrel replied, "Nuttin' much.""

The human manifestation of the Crater of Salt realises that was the punchline, and immediately mentally explodes with a shout of,
"WHAT THE ACTUAL gorilla!"

This gives Noah a chance to dominate it's mind, and thus control the ACTUAL battlefield.

He changes terrain to the following [Neither affect the Fortress]:

Descendant's Desert.
- Players deal considerably more with creative attacks, but less creative attacks will do slightly less, on average.
- Healing is generally increased.

Ascendant's Sandstorm.
- Noah and his entities are immune to negative status effects.
- Any entities/players that damage Noah or his entities will gain the Descent debuff, causing them to take damage from the sandstorm.

Noah then abuses time magics to send battlefury's healing forward in time to now. That way he will actually be healed because of Wither being cleansed.

[In case you guys haven't already heard, I am incredibly unwell. I'm pretty much bedridden.]

Tapeworm uses Rewind, the Charge Demon dunks the newly spawned Terror Witch.

The Crater of Salt submits to your control, and you change the weather and terrain. You also allow yourself to be healed.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1466270148))

Cult 2/20
Armor of Thorns 4/15




Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level 0: 1/1)

Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor == Nano-Tech Robes (Level 5: 2?-3?/6)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant

A Gentlemanly Cane && Scimitar

The Yellow King and Other Eldritch Works && Disney Movies



Nyarly +2's Piono and +1's Battlefury.

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1466271867))
7/20 doot doot.
1/20 Lucid.

+1 to piono, +1 to revan, +1 to battlefury

@revan 3.

Noah summons a spooky set of spooky scary skeletons. They spookily spook the spooked spook wolves. He spookily plays the following spooky song:

[flash=250,210]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mrGdGMNsv0[/flash]

Since the Wolves were previously listening to some random ASMR, they are shocked and spooked by not only the spookiness of the spooky song, but also by how incredibly loud it was. The spooky scary skeletons grab one of the spooked wolves, and use sp00p to spookify the spooked wolf. The spooky scary skeleton counts how many spooky instances of spook there are, to further spook the already spooked spookwolf. There are 22 instances of spook. This number spooks the spookwolf, but now theres 24 instances of spook. Now there's 25 instances of spook. Now there's 26 instances of spook. Now there's 27 instances of spook, AND SO ON.

The spooked spooky wolf gets thoroughly spooked, and becomes a spooky spooked wolf, spooking the spooked wolves. By now, you may be experienced a sensation known as Jamais vu. It's basically that sensation that happens when you say the same word too many times. You begin to forget it has any meaning. In fact, the same thing happens to the wolf. The spookiness begins to lose it's meaning. But if spook is love, spook is life, then...

...Does that mean life has no meaning?

The wolf's spooked, non-philosophical mind explodes.

You gib a Terror Wolf, eliminating the stack. The Sp00py Scary Skeleton, in it's long dead grave, is proud.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Noah's Wither fades away. Eric takes 1 damage from Trigger Burn. Nyarly spawns two Mimes, which are carbon copies of Terror Wolves. The Earth God sees the lesser Earth elements, barely considers them, before absorbing them. They don't even give him any health. The Elven Dog absorbs part of the Tapeworm for 10 damage.

The Archons rush the Terror Slimes, dealing 12,500 damage to one of them, causing it to split. Kizzgax strikes the Terror Silverfish, killing 6. The Water Ascendant uses Shipwreck. A Terror Witch is thrown into a flood, before slamming itself into a nearby wall inside the desert, which is still Crater-shaped. Instead of becoming slush against the wall, the Terror turns into shards in a inhuman and somewhat disturbing way, making it take 25,000 damage. The Lesser Mimes dance around and kill a Silverfish.

demonologist heals Battlefury for 3 HP as thanks. Janeth and Rosetta lay there, dead. The Charge Demon gains 35,000 HP and 3,500 attack from Doctors and engie's charges, before smashing the newly spawned Terror Witch into oblivion. The Tapeworm uses Rewind, causing fried and already used tapes to be forced back in time, and healed. This heals 20 tapes in total.

The Terror Silverfish infest the Water Ascendant, and deal 9,200 damage. The Terror Slimes crush them, before dealing 3,000 damage to Kizzgax. The Terror Witches spray their fellow Terrors with a copy of Hyperdeath. Alicia did make the Incarnate of Hyperdeath, and place it into the ASR-Mech, after all. The Terror Iron Golem smashes 40 Earth Archons into oblivion.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before snapping her fingers, causing a wave of godmodding energy to surround the Terror Witches, and Silverfish, granting them a barrier to portect them from attacks. She feels no need to interfere any further.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.


[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Descendant's Desert (Creativity bonuses and debuffs are increased, healing is also increased.)
Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE

Idlers
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: I
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/the Umbral One: 5/20 HP
[AG] ashkantsr: 0/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 24/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: IIII, 25% chance to miss next action, Hyperdeath: II
[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 8/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP).
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 20/20 HP, Umbral: [b]I
[/b]

[AG] sunnyau: 5/20 HP
[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood

[PG] teag2: 7/20 HP, Splintered: I, Umbral: I

[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 15/20 HP, Copycat: IIII, Copied Abilities (IIII):
Mind Manipulation (Dream Demon), Conductor: I[b]II[/b] (Oktavia), Wound Bar: None (Rosetta).
[AG] battlefury13: 7/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Umbral Possession
[AG] Revan/Nyarlathotep: 20/20 HP, Copycat: IIII, Copied Abilities (IIII): Evasive (50%) (Tracer), Spawns Lesser Mimes (Terror Wolf), Hivemind: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b] (Terror Wolf).


[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 16/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery: IIIII, Trigger Burn: II
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 10/25 HP, 178,200 Research, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, Regeneration (1 HP), 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed,


[PG] engie/Verdana: 21/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet) Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Windfury: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b], Element Swap: III
[???] Minor Deus Terrae: 324,000/350,000 HP, Double Action, Immune to status effects, Mutability: [b]II[/b], Insignficance: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b], Shakedown: [b]II[b]I[/b]II[/b], Godhand: [b]II[b]I[/b]IIII[/b]

[H] Elven Dog: 6/12 HP, Has 1 Armour, Evasive (10%), Elemental Mastery: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]III[/b].

Cursed: I
[AG] Archons:
Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x130)
Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x240), Airborn, Evasive (40%)
[AG] Kizzgax, the Ender Guardian: 34,000/80,000 HP. Black Aurem: [b][b]I[/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b]. Guardian Wrath: [b][b]I[/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIII[/b]. Immune to Physical, Dark and Arcane attacks. Weak to Water and Light attacks.
[AG] Water Ascendant: 0/80,000 HP, Diluvial: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Shipwreck: III, Aspects: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b].
[AG] Lesser Mimes: 20,000/20,000 HP (x2)

[N] demonologist/Gale: 21/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Rose Barrier: 10,000/25,000 HP
[N] Janeth: Dead, Respawns: III[b]II[/b], Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Controlled Anomaly (x4), XXI - The World (x10), Verdant Destroyer: III.
[N] Rosetta: Dead, Respawns: III[b]II[/b], Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Temporal Denial Emblem (x4), Another One Bites the Dust CD (x6), Fallen Deductor: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Charge Demon: 72,000/164,000 HP, Gains power from charges.
[N] Tapeworm: 59/70 Frames, Rewind: II, Montage: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]III[/b]

[PG] Terror Silverfish: 1,000/1,000 HP (x92), Complete Infestation: [b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Hyperdeath: [b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b], Barrier: 40,000/40,000 HP.
[PG] Terror Slimes: 80,000 HP, 33,750 HP (x2), Split on hit, Hyperdeath: [b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b].
[PG] Terror Witches: 0/40,000 HP, 40,000/40,000 HP (x3), Splash, Inflict many, many status effects, Barrier: 40,000/40,000 HP.
[PG] Terror Iron Golem: 10/10 HP, Has 10 Armour, Hyperdeath: [b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b], Major Depression: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[PG] Earth Archons: 0/100 HP (x120)
[PG] Purple Worms: 0/3,000 HP (x4)


[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP

The Fortress
[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect)

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x1660)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x51), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1890)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x55), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x1550), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x51), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x1150), Airborn, Evasive (40%).
[N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Air Buildings per turn.
[N] Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x30), Airborn, Pickup: II
[N] Plant Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x570)
[N] Sacred Grove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x19), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[N] Plant Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Plant Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Plant Buildings per turn.
[N] Energy Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Archons: 25/25 HP (x210), 40% Retribution Damage.
[N] Artillery Range: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Cannons: 500/500 HP (x7), Hyperbeam: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b]
[N]
Energy Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Energy Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Energy Buildings per turn.
[N]
Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x28), Golden Demopan: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War][I[b]III[/b]] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[I[b]IIII[/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]I[/b][b]I[b]I[/b]IIII[/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIIIII[b]II[/b]] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): READY!, Owner: engie [PG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-18 19:51:00

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questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:07 PM
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The Plague and the Cure
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Archangel questions his sanity.
And again, he remembers there is no sanity.
Only MIME.

And if you ask him, due to some eldritch Mime logic, Mimes and Puppets are technically cousins.

So he summons some of his more famous cousins to help him.
Which include, but are not limited to:
-Lil' Cal (Every variation)
-The Saw
-Marionette, Phantom Marionette and Nightmarionne
-Every puppet used in puppet shows
-A puppet for everyone at the Battlefield
-A human sized wood puppet that Archangel stole from Fablehaven
-Other puppets he forgot about.

He kindly asks them to greet the Terror Iron Golem. Why? Well, they are Mimes' cousins. STUPID cousins.
So, because they are stupid, they listen to him and glide towards the Golem.
They attempt to start a friendly talk, but the Iron Golem immediately gets a heart attack and dies. Even though he has no heart.
And, you know, corpses can't speak.
Which is why Archangel places speakers in his mouth, also animating it back to his aid.
Well, now he has a basic messenger! He sends him to Nyarly to ask him can he join his cult.

Entity Attacks:
Welp, looks like the Black Aurem is charged!

Kizzgax flies up, levitating just about above the Battlefield, trying to find the best place for his attack.
He finally finds Alicia, the Terror Slimes and the Terror Silverfish very close to eachother, and flies off directly above them.

As many of you look up, you see eldritch purple light leaking through cracks in his skin, and his ribcage opening.
In it, as if it was his heart, you see a miniature black hole, with a purple aura around it. If some of you looked closer, they see it's actually a crystal of some kind.

It gently starts floating downwards...
And then speeds up faster than The Flash and smashes the ground like a freaking meteor.
And then, the three above get completely rekt, as it pulls them towards it, then launches them outwards, then towards, outwards, and so on.
Actually, it looks like the Black Aurem is "breathing".
You are kind of right. Every time they get sucked in, it steals their lifeforce, then launches them back so they take damage, then back to stealing lifeforce and so on.

Suddenly, it stops just about when it was gonna launch them again, so because of momentum they all hit eachother in the middle.

The Black Aurem levitates back to Kizzgax' ribcage, empowering him with the lifeforce it stole, and disappears.

Charges:
The First Seal: 12/15

Originally posted on 2016-06-18 22:40:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:07 PM
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Nyarly creates a small flame in his hands watching it flicker back and forth, almost hypnotically.

He glances at FallenArchangel request to join his Cults and shrugs. He's not one to deny people the joy of worshipping him.

He holds the flame in one palm and walks over to a slime. He gently blows upon the flame, it roars to life and greedily leaps onto the Slime like a burst from a flamethrower. Huh, how unfortunate for the Slime, it's highly combustible turning into a walking bonfire.

The flames eat away at the Slime using it up as a fire, the poor Slime doesn't even look much like a Slime anymore. The thing lost its shape within the blame and more resembles a puddle of burning goop than anything. It writhes for a brief moment trying reaching out and falling backwards into itself.

Pathetic.

Nyarly waves his arm over the burning Slime. The fire goes out and the Slime freezes. Its molecules condense quickly turning it into a rather frail solid. Nyarlathotep flips out from his sleeve a gentlemanly cane and devastates the Slime Ice Puddle with a few well placed blows shattering it beyond repair turning the Slime into chunks

In the sweltering desert heat the frozen Slime begins to thaw and,

No, you don't.

Nyarly sets the melted Slime aflame once more.

As the Smile enters its death throes Nyarly asks a simple question to his fellow abominations, the Mimes.

How about this, I keep the FallenArchangel guy as a cultist and I'll show him Chzo, it will be fun for the whole family, and we won't even have to kill him.

He then glances at FallenArchangel. It appears he's a bit annoyed.

Cult 3/20
Armor of Thorns 6/15

Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor == Nano-Tech Robes (Level 5: 4/6)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 0/8)

A Gentlemanly Cane && Scimitar == Gentleman's Scimitar (Level 1: 1/2)

The Yellow King and Other Eldritch Works && Disney Movies == An Assorted Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level 0: 0/1)


+1 to DoctorsHateHer, Piono and Battlefury

Originally posted on 2016-06-19 10:51:00

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[big]Alchemies for PaS[/big]

[spoiler=Alchemies]Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level: 0)
A Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level:0)
Outer Statue (Level: 4)
Our King (Level 7)
Perfectly Optimised Code (Level 0)
[/spoiler]

Nyarly and OneofSwords/AceofSwords/Ace
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:07 PM
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9/20 doot doot. (+1 from Revan)
2/20 Lucid.

+1 to piono, +1 to Revan, +1 to battlefury

You, Kizzgax the whatever decids that after a long day's work, there's only one thing that you need. Yep. You need a spa. But not just any spa, you deserve the best. You see Noah wanders over to you. Then you fall to your death.
...
Nah, I'm just foolin'.
...
But...
BAM.
You're out like a light.

SECOND PERSON -> THIRD PERSON.

The Kid wakes up. All he sees around him is miles an miles of magma. He thinks back, and remembers the face of his assailant. Another kid. A briefcase. Out cold. He realises that magma aint good for him, and burns to a crisp.

Originally posted on 2016-06-19 19:43:00
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This is very late, but no update due to a lack of posts.

Originally posted on 2016-06-19 22:44:00

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questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1466329894))
How about this, I keep the FallenArchangel guy as a cultist and I'll show him Chzo, it will be fun for the whole family, and we won't even have to kill him.


Google


The hell is Chzo


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FallenArchangel: OH HELL NO
FallenArchangel: Nyarly, you should be happy someone wants to worship you, and not torture them with a freaking pain elemental!
FallenArchangel: WHY DO ELDER GODS HAVE TO BE SO INSANE?!


Originally posted on 2016-06-20 10:24:00

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Verdana is lazy, and has a fully-charged SOW, so he uses Splinter Buster's Triple Shot Module to blast the Elven Dog and both Lesser Mimes. Because to hell with Mimes.

Charges
Gamechanger: 3/20 (+2 from Alicia)
Gamechanger: 3/20 (+2 from Alicia)

+3 to Piono, buying 3 StoreCredit-worth of Archons.

Originally posted on 2016-06-20 13:37:00

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Revan is gifted a copy of the obsidian helmet.
Engie obtains 180 fire archons and 6 fire drakes.
The AG archons have a base attack power of 17K, engie's archons and beasts together have a base attack power of 27K.
4 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for the energy spire
8/15 for spare charge
7/15 for energy renovations
+1 to engie, battlefury and revan

Eric cracks a dark grin, and draws the scythe of prevention.
He walks over to Rose's corpse, twirls the scythe, and slams it into her chest.
"Don't. Ever. Come. Back."
Rose has been prevented from connecting into the spawn system. This is what happens when you get TPK'd by Descendants. Whether this just keeps her from respawning until after Janeth is gone or actually perma-kills her is up to Consumer, but I'm willing to pay the extra life cost for it working if such is necessary.

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks.
the Giga Gun (level 5): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
the Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. the crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest.
Demeter's Gift (level 5): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists.
Shiva's Glory (level 5): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts.
Khione's Nails (level 5): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
Revan: 4
battlefury: 15
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 5
topaz: 56
toast: 70
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 69
Darkside: 24
ire: 7
Alicia: 55
sunnyau: 20
francisco: 2

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-06-20 16:24:00

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FallenArchangel: OH HELL NO
FallenArchangel: Nyarly, you should be happy someone wants to worship you, and not torture them with a freaking pain elemental!
FallenArchangel: WHY DO ELDER GODS HAVE TO BE SO INSANE?!


Why would I torture you? I have lovely enemy entites for that and besides you're part of the Family now.

Nyarlathotep teleports over to Archangel traces a symbol onto him, a circle (singular), burns into him and becoming concentric, repeating inside itself infinitely , The Symbol of the Outer Gods.


The FallenArchangel has gained minicrits for a limited time.

You've made a wonderful choice.

Nyarly seems delighted by his helmet, he thanks Eric with his usual verbosity before pocketing it. It still protects him somehow.

Cult 4/20
Armor of Thorns 8/15

Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor == Nano-Tech Robes (Level 5: 5/6)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 0/8)

A Gentlemanly Cane && Scimitar == Gentleman's Scimitar (Level 1: 1/2)

The Yellow King and Other Eldritch Works && Disney Movies == An Assorted Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level 0: 1/1)


+1 to DoctorsHateHer, Piono and FallenArchangel

Originally posted on 2016-06-20 19:20:00

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[big]Alchemies for PaS[/big]

[spoiler=Alchemies]Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level: 0)
A Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level:0)
Outer Statue (Level: 4)
Our King (Level 7)
Perfectly Optimised Code (Level 0)
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Nyarly and OneofSwords/AceofSwords/Ace
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11/20 doot doot. (+1 from Revan)
3/20 Lucid.

+1 to piono, +1 to Revan, +1 to battlefury

Bluh.

Originally posted on 2016-06-20 20:40:00
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QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1466286004))
Archangel questions his sanity.
And again, he remembers there is no sanity.
Only MIME.

And if you ask him, due to some eldritch Mime logic, Mimes and Puppets are technically cousins.

So he summons some of his more famous cousins to help him.
Which include, but are not limited to:
-Lil' Cal (Every variation)
-The Saw
-Marionette, Phantom Marionette and Nightmarionne
-Every puppet used in puppet shows
-A puppet for everyone at the Battlefield
-A human sized wood puppet that Archangel stole from Fablehaven
-Other puppets he forgot about.

He kindly asks them to greet the Terror Iron Golem. Why? Well, they are Mimes' cousins. STUPID cousins.
So, because they are stupid, they listen to him and glide towards the Golem.
They attempt to start a friendly talk, but the Iron Golem immediately gets a heart attack and dies. Even though he has no heart.
And, you know, corpses can't speak.
Which is why Archangel places speakers in his mouth, also animating it back to his aid.
Well, now he has a basic messenger! He sends him to Nyarly to ask him can he join his cult.

Entity Attacks:
Welp, looks like the Black Aurem is charged!

Kizzgax flies up, levitating just about above the Battlefield, trying to find the best place for his attack.
He finally finds Alicia, the Terror Slimes and the Terror Silverfish very close to eachother, and flies off directly above them.

As many of you look up, you see eldritch purple light leaking through cracks in his skin, and his ribcage opening.
In it, as if it was his heart, you see a miniature black hole, with a purple aura around it. If some of you looked closer, they see it's actually a crystal of some kind.

It gently starts floating downwards...
And then speeds up faster than The Flash and smashes the ground like a freaking meteor.
And then, the three above get completely rekt, as it pulls them towards it, then launches them outwards, then towards, outwards, and so on.
Actually, it looks like the Black Aurem is "breathing".
You are kind of right. Every time they get sucked in, it steals their lifeforce, then launches them back so they take damage, then back to stealing lifeforce and so on.

Suddenly, it stops just about when it was gonna launch them again, so because of momentum they all hit eachother in the middle.

The Black Aurem levitates back to Kizzgax' ribcage, empowering him with the lifeforce it stole, and disappears.

Charges:
The First Seal: 12/15

The high amount of puppets and mimes trying to talk to the Terror Iron Golem and the heart attack given to it doesn't not effect it due to its absurd amount of armour. It does however, shave a piece of armour off the Terror Iron Golem. That should make the battle against it easier. Kizzgax prepares to execute this awesome write-up you've written, before it realises that Black Aurem isn't ready until next turn. Alicia cackles, not like Black Aurem would have affected her. Alicia does have immunity against entities, except in certain circumstances.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1466329894))
Nyarly creates a small flame in his hands watching it flicker back and forth, almost hypnotically.

He glances at FallenArchangel request to join his Cults and shrugs. He's not one to deny people the joy of worshipping him.

He holds the flame in one palm and walks over to a slime. He gently blows upon the flame, it roars to life and greedily leaps onto the Slime like a burst from a flamethrower. Huh, how unfortunate for the Slime, it's highly combustible turning into a walking bonfire.

The flames eat away at the Slime using it up as a fire, the poor Slime doesn't even look much like a Slime anymore. The thing lost its shape within the blame and more resembles a puddle of  burning goop than anything. It writhes for a brief moment trying reaching out and falling backwards into itself.

Pathetic.

Nyarly waves his arm over the burning Slime. The fire goes out and the Slime freezes. Its molecules condense quickly turning it into a rather frail solid. Nyarlathotep flips out from his sleeve a gentlemanly cane and devastates the Slime Ice Puddle with a few well placed blows shattering it beyond repair turning the Slime into chunks

In the sweltering desert heat the frozen Slime begins to thaw and,

No, you don't.

Nyarly sets the melted Slime aflame once more.

As the Smile enters its death throes Nyarly asks a simple question to his fellow abominations, the Mimes.

How about this, I keep the FallenArchangel guy as a cultist and I'll show him Chzo, it will be fun for the whole family, and we won't even have to kill him.

He then glances at FallenArchangel. It appears he's a bit annoyed.

Cult 3/20
Armor of Thorns 6/15

Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor == Nano-Tech Robes (Level 5: 4/6)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 0/8)

A Gentlemanly Cane && Scimitar == Gentleman's Scimitar (Level 1: 1/2)

The Yellow King and Other Eldritch Works && Disney Movies == An Assorted Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level 0: 0/1)


+1 to DoctorsHateHer, Piono and Battlefury

A Terror Slime takes 19,000 damage and fails to split, partly due to being burnt, and partly due to the parts being under 10,000 HP.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1466361793))
9/20 doot doot. (+1 from Revan)
2/20 Lucid.

+1 to piono, +1 to Revan, +1 to battlefury

You, Kizzgax the whatever decids that after a long day's work, there's only one thing that you need. Yep. You need a spa. But not just any spa, you deserve the best. You see Noah wanders over to you. Then you fall to your death.
...
Nah, I'm just foolin'.
...
But...
BAM.
You're out like a light.

SECOND PERSON -> THIRD PERSON.

The Kid wakes up. All he sees around him is miles an miles of magma. He thinks back, and remembers the face of his assailant. Another kid. A briefcase. Out cold. He realises that magma aint good for him, and burns to a crisp.

I'm not entirely sure how to interpret this, although it doesn't appear to be finished.

Due to the power of Pesterchum, I have learnt that the Kid is supposed to be Kizzgax, who takes 10,000 damage.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1466414687))
QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1466329894))
How about this, I keep the FallenArchangel guy as a cultist and I'll show him Chzo, it will be fun for the whole family, and we won't even have to kill him.


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The hell is Chzo


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FallenArchangel: OH HELL NO
FallenArchangel: Nyarly, you should be happy someone wants to worship you, and not torture them with a freaking pain elemental!
FallenArchangel: WHY DO ELDER GODS HAVE TO BE SO INSANE?!

Revan was proud of this plan on Pesterchum, but yeah, Elder God fun.

All praise the King.
QUOTE (engie @ (time=1466426242))
Verdana is lazy, and has a fully-charged SOW, so he uses Splinter Buster's Triple Shot Module to blast the Elven Dog and both Lesser Mimes. Because to hell with Mimes.

Charges
Gamechanger: 3/20 (+2 from Alicia)
Gamechanger: 3/20 (+2 from Alicia)

+3 to Piono, buying 3 StoreCredit-worth of Archons.

You activate the Splinter Buster, and blast the Elven Dog and both Lesser Mimes, as advertised, dealing 25,000 damage and giving them four stacks of Chaos Splinter. The Lesser Mimes die. The Elven Dog is reduced to 1 HP, but that status effect will kill it. You take 6 recoil.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1466436256))
Revan is gifted a copy of the obsidian helmet.
Engie obtains 180 fire archons and 6 fire drakes.
The AG archons have a base attack power of 17K, engie's archons and beasts together have a base attack power of 27K.
4 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for the energy spire
8/15 for spare charge
7/15 for energy renovations
+1 to engie, battlefury and revan

Eric cracks a dark grin, and draws the scythe of prevention.
He walks over to Rose's corpse, twirls the scythe, and slams it into her chest.
"Don't. Ever. Come. Back."
Rose has been prevented from connecting into the spawn system. This is what happens when you get TPK'd by Descendants. Whether this just keeps her from respawning until after Janeth is gone or actually perma-kills her is up to Consumer, but I'm willing to pay the extra life cost for it working if such is necessary.

Engie and Revan get their orders. Rose promptly realises that respawning isn't on the Scythe of Prevention's banned restrictions, and has her soul become perma-dead. She hits the ground, causing her items to detach from her body, and roll onto the floor, before mechanical parts fall onto the floor, beside her body. Was Rosetta even human in the first place? Janeth, while shocked at Rose not being human, picks up Rosetta's equipment. Something also related to respawning happens to Janeth, which will be elaborated on in the EoTB.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1466446846))
QUOTE
FallenArchangel: OH HELL NO
FallenArchangel: Nyarly, you should be happy someone wants to worship you, and not torture them with a freaking pain elemental!
FallenArchangel: WHY DO ELDER GODS HAVE TO BE SO INSANE?!


Why would I torture you? I have lovely enemy entites for that and besides you're part of the Family now.

Nyarlathotep teleports over to Archangel traces a symbol onto him, a circle (singular), burns into him and becoming concentric, repeating inside itself infinitely , The Symbol of the Outer Gods.


The FallenArchangel has gained minicrits for a limited time.

You've made a wonderful choice.

Nyarly seems delighted by his helmet, he thanks Eric with his usual verbosity before pocketing it. It still protects him somehow.

Cult 4/20
Armor of Thorns 8/15

Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor == Nano-Tech Robes (Level 5: 5/6)

How Get People to Like You for Dummies && Pendant == Friendship Pendant (Level 7: 0/8)

A Gentlemanly Cane && Scimitar == Gentleman's Scimitar (Level 1: 2 1/2)

The Yellow King and Other Eldritch Works && Disney Movies == An Assorted Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level 0: 0 1/1)


+1 to DoctorsHateHer, Piono and FallenArchangel

Gentleman's Scimitar: A scimitar that belongs to a gentleman.
FA's next attack will minicrit.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1466451640))
11/20 doot doot. (+1 from Revan)
3/20 Lucid.

+1 to piono, +1 to Revan, +1 to battlefury

Bluh.

#charaisinnocent

[END OF TURN BATTLE]

Piono takes 1 damage from Trigger Burn before gaining 1 HP. Revan spawns a Lesser Mime. The Minor Deus Terrae looks at the Descendants. Once was its form used and abused as a tool used for damage. Now, it shall strike back, and show them what Insignficance means to it. It shifts into a humanoid shape, before growing into a massive size, many, many blocks above the height limit. A wave of creative energy smashes into the Descendants, dealling 5 damage, excluding armour before giving them all Fear - 50% less defense.. It then stamps on Verdana for using it as a tool for 5 BS-blocked damage. Revan steals status effect immunityThe Elven Dog dies from splinters. Blame Chaos.

Cursed fades away. The Archons smash the lowest HP Terror Slime into oblivion. Kizzgax uses the Black Aurem to smash the Terror Witches' barrier for 10,000 damage. The Lesser Mime strikes the Barrier for 1,500 damage. demonologist takes out a bow, and snipes the Minor Deus Terrae for 10,000 damage. Janeth respawns, but she looks slightly distorted for whatever reason. The Charge Demon charges into the Terror Witches' barrier for 16,400 damage. The Tapeworm sacrifices 5 frames to blast the Barrier for 10,000 damage.

The Terror Silverfish activate Complete Infestation. They go inside of the ground, before crawling inside of the Charge Demon, who expects to be torn to shreds. That happens to be wrong, as the Terror Silverfish start infesting its mind and body, until it falls under near complete control. This results in the loss of 40 Terror Silverfish and the Barrier, but the Terror Silverfish are now inside the Charge Demon. The Charge Demon is now under the complete control of the Terror Silverfish, and the damage incoming is shared between them. The Terror Slimes bounce on Kizzgax for 9,000 damage, while the Terror Iron Golem smashes 40 Earth Archons into another realm. The Archons and Fire Drakes tear Kizzgax into another realm.

Alicia idles, but gives a +4 to Verdana.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.


[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Descendant's Desert (Creativity bonuses and debuffs are increased, healing is also increased.)
Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE

Idlers
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: I
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/the Umbral One: 5/20 HP
[AG] ashkantsr: 0/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 24/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: IIII, 25% chance to miss next action, Hyperdeath: II
[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 8/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP).
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 20/20 HP, Umbral: [b]I
[/b]

[AG] sunnyau: 5/20 HP
[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood

[PG] teag2: 7/20 HP, Splintered: I, Umbral: I

Fear: I
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 10/20 HP, Copycat: IIII, Copied Abilities (IIII):
Mind Manipulation (Dream Demon), Conductor: III (Oktavia), Wound Bar: None (Rosetta), Insignficance III (Minor Deus Terrae), Next attack minicrits.
[AG] battlefury13: 7/24 HP, 2 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Umbral Possession
[AG] Revan/Nyarlathotep: 16/20 HP, 1 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Copycat: IIII, Copied Abilities (IIII): Evasive (50%) (Tracer), Spawns Lesser Mimes (Terror Wolf), Hivemind: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b] (Terror Wolf), Status Immunity (Minor Deus Terrae).


[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 14/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery: IIIII, Trigger Burn: I
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 8/25 HP, 178,200 Research, 2 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, Regeneration (1 HP), 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed,


[PG] engie/Verdana: 6/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet) Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt.

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Windfury: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b], Element Swap: III
[???] Minor Deus Terrae: 314,000/350,000 HP, Double-Action, Immune to status effects, Mutability: [b]II[/b], Insignficance: III, Shakedown: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b], Godhand: [b]II[b]I[/b]IIII[/b]

[H] Elven Dog: 0/12 HP, Has 1 Armour, Evasive (10%), Elemental Mastery: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]III[/b],
©haos splin(t)er: IIII

[AG] Archons:
Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x90)
Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x240), Airborn, Evasive (40%)
[AG] Kizzgax, the Ender Guardian: 0/80,000 HP. Black Aurem: [b][b]I[/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]. Guardian Wrath: [b][b]I[/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIII[/b].

[AG] Lesser Mimes: 0/20,000 HP (x2), 20,000/20,000 HP

[N] demonologist/Gale: 21/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Rose Barrier: 10,000/25,000 HP
[N] Janeth: Distorted, Respawns: II[b][b]I[/b]II[/b], Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Temporal Denial Emblem (x4), Another One Bites the Dust CD (x6), Controlled Anomaly (x4), XXI - The World (x10), Verdant Destroyer: III, Fallen Deductor: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Rosetta: Ultra Dead, Respawns: III[b]II[/b], Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Temporal Denial Emblem (x4), Another One Bites the Dust CD (x6), Fallen Deductor: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].

[N] Charge Demon: 72,000/164,000 HP, Gains power from charges.
[N] Tapeworm: 54/70 Frames, Rewind: [b][b]I[/b]I[/b], Montage: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]II[/b]

[PG] Terror Silverfish: 0/1,000 HP (x40), 1,000/1,000 HP (x52), Inside the Charge Demon, Complete Infestation: III, Hyperdeath: [b]I[/b]
[PG] Terror Slimes: 80,000 HP, 0 HP, 33,750 HP, Split on hit, Hyperdeath: [b]I[/b].
[PG] Terror Witches: 40,000/40,000 HP (x3), Splash, Inflict many, many status effects, Barrier: 2,100/40,000 HP.
[PG] Terror Iron Golem: 10/10 HP, 9 AC, Hyperdeath: [b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b], Major Depression: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[PG] Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x180)
[PG] Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x6), Scorched Earth:[b] I[/b][b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP

The Fortress
[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect)

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x1720)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x53), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1730)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x51), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x1610), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x53), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x1210), Airborn, Evasive (40%).
[N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Air Buildings per turn.
[N] Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x32), Airborn, Pickup: II
[N] Plant Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x600)
[N] Sacred Grove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x20), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[N] Plant Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Plant Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Plant Buildings per turn.
[N] Energy Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Archons: 25/25 HP (x240), 40% Retribution Damage.
[N] Artillery Range: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Cannons: 500/500 HP (x8), Hyperbeam: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b]
[N]
Energy Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Energy Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Energy Buildings per turn.
[N]
Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x29), Golden Demopan: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War][I[b]III[/b]] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b]I[/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]I[/b][b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]III[/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIIIII[b]II[/b]] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): [b]RECHARGING!![/b], Owner: engie [PG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-20 20:53:00

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questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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un 11 2016, 04:32 PM
Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 1/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10

I decide to get rid of the Iron Golems armor and Umbral Possesson by the Kamikazi i unlocked last turn.
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield

Dogfort 18/20 1+ from sources 3+ update 2+ franciso
dogfort again 17/20 3+ from sources 3+ update 1+ franciso

1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast

Originally posted on 2016-06-21 03:26:00

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13/20 doot doot. (+1 from battlef)
4/20 Lucid.

+1 to piono, +1 to Revan, +1 to battlefury

My last attack was wierd because I had tried to put 3 attacks into one. Anyway, Noah uses time majjyks to decrease his ping. He had been having problems with that for a while. So he decreases it to 0. Then a bit further, to -800ms. Then a biiiiiiiiit further, to -120000ms. That should do it- I think two minutes is enough time.

So yes, he is performing actions 2 minutes before he performs them.

He then, 2 minutes ago, uses a chisel to remove a minutely thin layer of iron from the Terror Iron Golem. At that moment, he adds +1 to his ping.

Exactly 120000 times, one by one.

This, basically due to a similar property governing timeclones, allows Noah to basically shred through the Terror Iron Golem 120000 times over the same amount of milliseconds.

The Charge Demon knocks FallenAA to the ground, then leaps onto his chest, breathing heavily. After a few seconds, it shoves him away, and mauls a horde of the silverfish.
The Tapeworm flickers 5 frames at the remaining silverfish.

Originally posted on 2016-06-21 11:18:00
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