@consumer: as a note, I've been going back and checking the feeds... and every time one of your entities wipes out a stack of archons in one hit (of the 420 stacks that battlefury ordered anyways) they're dealing approximately 80K damage when they pull that. That's enough to one or two-shot just about anything on the field, was that really your intention?
Also, this round the archons will deal 28K damage.
If you'd like, I can do the damage calculations for archon forces in the future, so you have an easy baseline to judge between how much damage they're listed as doing and how much damage is fair for them to do.
@engie: Why. Why do you do this to me.
@battlefury: Just as a note, SONG knows where all of Mates' bases are, and is (well, was/will be, he's currently dealing with the aftereffects of Cladogenesis) planning a strike on their biggest bases. You can start without him, sure, but I have something big I want to do for no other reason than because it's over the top and ridiculously huge. I'll start the prep for it once the energy forces have their chunk finished up if you'd like.
3 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for energy core
4/15 for spare charge
4/15 for the energy spire
+1 to toast, battlefury and francisco (suck on THAT engie. I'm giving your +1s to francisco now. >:P) (In all seriousness, I was giving you mercy +1s for a while before you started returning me, I hope you don't get offended at me dropping francisco a few.)

15/15 expended. Summon up the energy core in the Fortress.

Eric sighs. "Stupid user-lock. Fine."
He takes the gravitational core. "I'm about up for my next death anyways. See you in a few Gale."
He puts it down on the ground very lightly. Then he takes out Gaia's Vengence.
"FORE!" He then swings it around like a golf club and sends it smashing straight into Janeth's face.



Originally posted on 2016-06-13 16:05:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1465766093))

Jun 11 2016, 04:32 PM Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 6/6 finished, 1+ armor. Oblivion && Wand = 2/4 Wand of Obvlion DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i rapidly somehow duplicate the items requested, and proceed to hand them to ripinchicken, before grabbing some of the orchid energy stuff, and flying back to the battlefield I then phone a call to 6/6 EXPENDED ??? Possession Industries, which is in charge of many, many presences who possess people. After finishing their call, they give the following call to the person who is in charge of my possession: ??? Industries: Uhhh, Due to budget cuts, i'm afraid we can no longer maintain the Umbral Possession department. ???: WHAT? What budget cuts?! ??? Industries: Sorry, we don't have the money to explain. ??? Industries: Oh and your fired get out. ??? Is promptly ejected into a volcano. This results in battlefury losing Umbral Possession . i then hooperdooth me toast and the mimelord because the mimelord is kewl Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Dogfort 6/20 BUDGET CUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTS 6/6 2+ to piono 1+ to toasted toast

I allow you to duplicate these items. Just this once. You teleport back to the Battlefield and attempt to remove your Possession, but the person who happens to be in charge of your possession has never worked with ??? Industries, and promptly instantly kills the person who was speaking to them. Your charges have been refunded.

You also Hyperdeath yourself, Noah, and the Mimelord, while forgetting to take an additional target, before taking 3 damage.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1465767131))

9/10 Tapeworm (+3 from engie (thank), +1 from battlef) 3/15 Mayor Maynot. +1 to battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie Noah opens up UE4, and drops a Blocking Volume simulating physics on FallenArchangel. Which is basically an invisible wall.

You murder FA.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1465801721))

Jun 11 2016, 04:32 PM Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 6/6 finished, 1+ armor. Oblivion && Wand = 3/4 Wand of Obvlion DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I proceed to lazily poke the Mimelord, giving him the abilitys of the Seadweller's emblem (10% crits, natucial) I then poke him a second time, giving him a copy of Demonic Contract. I then attempt to poke him a third time in an attempt to give him a hyperdeath charge/ 2 armor. Also, the Aegis of Dog grants one armor, and i equip it. This brings my armor up to three. Meanwhile... ??? crawls out of a volcano, badly burned. ???: Ugh. Why did Alicia have to strongarm me into joining that company for the sake of that single debuff? ???: Whats the point, anyway? I just got budget cut into oblivion. ???: Stupid Maria. Stupid Alicia. All making me change my job, only to get budget cut before i even get a paycheck! ???: I'm gonna make Alicia PAY for this! I'm gonna budget cut her in half! ???: >[ S ]: Make Her Pay ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4LfG3lSDxE) ??? uses ATTACK-CONVENIENT PSYCHIC POWERS to somehow mind control Maria's corpse. Dont question it, unless you want me to give the Mime powers of dog. At any rate, Maria's corpse glows cobalt blue, and the umbral energy spews forth from her corpse, glowing blue. The sheer rage of the BUDGET CUTS glows though the umbral energy, blinding all with a white that has no green- The greeness of money has been budget cut from it, after all. It surges towards Alicia. Alicia attempts to counter... BUDGET CUTS! The light energy/whatever alicia was using is promptly unable to used- Her infinite budget simply cannot afford it!  Next, she simply attempts to godmod it to be under her contro- BUDGET CUTS. She is unable to afford additional minions, sadly. Especially attack-based minions such as the Umbral Energy. She then attempts to simply remove from exi- BUDGET CUTS. The universe is suffering from budget cuts, that can only be fix if the Umbral Energy stays in existance. Alicia then attempts to explain that ??? has nothing to do with her, but her fingers suffer from budget cuts and are unable to move, while her millions of keyboards explode from budget cuts. She attempts to use Mind Control to get someone to speak the truth, but alas, budget cuts. Everything she does? Budget cuts. The umbral budget cuts flow into her, and proceed to decide that one unified body is hard enough to maintain- the only way to make this is easier is to cut her in half! Her torso splits in two, as does her body! It then decides, WHO NEEDS MUSCLES? Alicia's musles wither away, turning to black dust. Finally, it decides to BUDGET CUT Alicia's brain stem. Her heart stops, and the budget cuts proceed to power down her entire body in a biological fashion, before she is fired from Godmodder inc due to budget cuts, and fired into a volcano that melts godmodders. Shortly there after, Godmodder Inc realizes that they need more budget cuts, but not before rehiring Alicia. Unless that wouldn't happen without me mentioning in this attack. In which case, Godmodder Inc traps her in the volcano. Finally, the Budget Cut energy outright erases several points of life from existance, before exploding. From budget cuts. Dogfort 7/20 Dogfort Again 2/20 1+ from toast 2+ to piono 1+ to toasted toast[/spoiler

The Mimelord appreciates the effort, but takes 0 damage from your attack and doesn't take your powers. The person under Umbral Possession promptly murders ???, stopping the umbral energy rush. Alicia then promptly makes the budget cut have a budget cut on its continued existence. It runs out of budget to keep existing, and promptly dies.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1465805682))

10/10 Tapeworm. DONE. 5/15 Mayor Maynot. (+1 from battlef) +1 to battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie Tapeworm charge expended! You hear rumbling from deep below... The ground shakes and... out pops a cassette tape. It immediately unravels, then the magnetic tape grows and lengthens... It begins to writhe and become... Sentient, even. The final product is a long filmstrip cross-worm type thing. TAPEWORM SUMMONED! Tapeworm. No hp. 2-Dimensions: The Tapeworm has 75 Frames. This serves as it's HP and form of attack. When it attacks, the Tapeworm flashes the target with a frame from a film, dealing damage. This burns up to 5 frames, based on how much damage it wants to deal. As it loses frames, it loses attack, but this does not affect Montage. 1000:1 damage to frame ratio. Montage: Applies the Starstruck debuff. Tapeworm is stunned for the duration, cancelled if it dies. Cooldown: 6. Rewind: Tapeworm restores 8 frames. Cooldown: 2. Starstruck: Affected takes DoT and is stunned for up to 3 turns. Tapeworm loses 4 frames each turn. Tapeworm flashes 3 frames at the eldritch dude. The Charge Demon impales the Fish Tank without Arms, while Wendy whacks Zombie PAP-Mech.

The frame amount is changed to 70, but apart from that, Tapeworm summoned.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1465819538))

Verdana being Verdana, post-crystal dome creation and regeneration of his body, he punches his way out, then rolls over and flops onto the ground. Something seems different... specifically, he has a giant pair of butterfly wings grafted onto his back, with predominantly red coloured patterns spiralling through them. A moment passes. I feel weird. My center of gravity feels like it moved. Charges Power Of DIO: 15 16/20 (+2 from Alicia, +2 from Doctors) Piono isn't here, huh... eh, guess this means more for Doctors, since I still do not want to disturb that perfect store credit value. +3 to Doctors

Remember that while respawning, you can only take assists, rp, and respawn. Anyway, you do the respawny thing.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1465830325))

@consumer: as a note, I've been going back and checking the feeds... and every time one of your entities wipes out a stack of archons in one hit (of the 420 stacks that battlefury ordered anyways) they're dealing approximately 80K damage when they pull that. That's enough to one or two-shot just about anything on the field, was that really your intention? Also, this round the archons will deal 28K damage. If you'd like, I can do the damage calculations for archon forces in the future, so you have an easy baseline to judge between how much damage they're listed as doing and how much damage is fair for them to do. @engie: Why. Why do you do this to me. @battlefury: Just as a note, SONG knows where all of Mates' bases are, and is (well, was/will be, he's currently dealing with the aftereffects of Cladogenesis) planning a strike on their biggest bases. You can start without him, sure, but I have something big I want to do for no other reason than because it's over the top and ridiculously huge. I'll start the prep for it once the energy forces have their chunk finished up if you'd like. 3 spare charges 15/15 for spare charge 15/15 for energy core 4/15 for spare charge 4/15 for the energy spire +1 to toast, battlefury and francisco (suck on THAT engie. I'm giving your +1s to francisco now. >:P) (In all seriousness, I was giving you mercy +1s for a while before you started returning me, I hope you don't get offended at me dropping francisco a few.) 15/15 expended. Summon up the energy core in the Fortress. Eric sighs. "Stupid user-lock. Fine." He takes the gravitational core. "I'm about up for my next death anyways. See you in a few Gale." He puts it down on the ground very lightly. Then he takes out Gaia's Vengence. "FORE!" He then swings it around like a golf club and sends it smashing straight into Janeth's face.

Janeth death-stares you before getting hit, and Gravcrushed to death before she could even act. I decide to convert the recoil into Gravcrush, as that would be fitting for the Gravitational Core, and say that you die of having your Gravcrush stacks max out.

I don't remember any entities fully killing a stack. The only time that they might have done is with the weaker Archons. The main thing killing stacks is Alicia, who can kill as many Archons as she wishes via godmodding. Calculating general damage amounts is also appreciated.

You also make a core. The Charge Demon gains 15,000 HP and 1,500 attack.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Eric's stacks of the Mark of Dog somehow get to five even though he happens to be dead. Doggification is soon to come. Noah gets 2 HP. A wave of salt radiates from the Battlefield, before all non-PGs take 10,000 damage. Alicia thinks about getting more interesting terrain effects into the battle soon, but apart from that, laughes. The Mountain activates Transformation! It stablises, before starting to shift, again, and again. Pieces of rock fly off and hit Noah and Battlefury for 5 damage each, becoming 2 due to Noah's armour, and 3 due to Battlefury's. It then rises up, unsurprisingly, as a Lesser Earth God, continuing to shift form. Minor Deus Terrae summoned. There isn't that much to say about it, apart from the fact that it's stats can change somewhat quickly, and that it's completely immune to statuses.

The Mimelord uses End of a Journey. The Fish Tank is taken onto the Mimetrain, whether it is met by many, many, mimes. The mimes dance around in the train in complete synchronisation, doing very funny things, and making very funny mouths, before noticing that the Fish Tank isn't joining along, and having fun. What a shame. They try to convert him to the funnymouth cause, but the Fish Tank refuses to become a citizen of Universe O)_(O. This makes the mimes very angry, and they push him off the Mime Train, ending his journey. Instant death.

Alicia promptly realises that this means that there will be exactly 0 PG entities, which is a sin in P&S. Spawn eggs appear in her hands, before she throws them into the ground. The cackling of witches, the hissing of silverfish, the howling of wolves, the strange glopping sound of slimes, and the mechanial sound of an iron golem make a terrible cacophony across the Battlefield, as Alicia summons them immediately. They won't act this turn, but they are something to be noted.

The Archons rush the Zombie PAP-Mech for 30,000 damage, which I round for simplicity. The Hypno is stunned. Kizzgax gets somewhat salty that Noah killed his master, and promptly smashes the Charge Demon for 10,000 damage. The Water Ascendant causes water to go into the Zombie PAP-Mech's body for 10,000 damage.

demonologist kills it immediately after. Rosetta does the respawny thing. Zombie Tracer loses her high Evasiveness, aims and tries to hit the Air Archons, before barely missing. Twice. The Charge Demon's original target is dead, so it smashes Kizzgax for 13,000 damage. Wendy's target is also dead, so she attempts, and succeeds in smashing Tracer for 20,000 damage and stun. The Tapeworm flashes 3 frames at the eldritch dude. Magical Autocorrect, confused by this, corrects this to Kizzgax, who takes 3,000 damage. The Tapeworm is promptly buffed to 2,000 damage per frame, as that's weak for something that harms itself for damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before seeing the Neutrals. They're way too powerful, especially for a bunch of neutrals. Tracer is thrown to a bunch a brony-haters, who promptly savage her for being a horse. Death. The Charge Demon is then given to a bunch of Descendants who believe in the supremacy of acting over charging from GenericCraft and other godmodding wars, and is promptly savaged for 50,000, before finally, Alicia stuffs Wendy into one of her one rings for 50,000 damage.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Crater of Salt (All non-PGs, non-Fortress entities take moderate salt based damage per turn.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 0/20 HP, Umbral Possession.
[AG] battlefury13: 10/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Umbral Possession, Hyperdeath: [b]II.[/b]

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 0/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery: IIIII, Envoy's Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b], Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 13/25 HP, 90,200 Research, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, +1 HP for every entity killed to a maximum of 2 per turn, 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed, Hyperdeath: II.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 25/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet) Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Windfury: I[b]III[/b], Element Swap: III
[???] Minor Deus Terrae: 350,000/350,000 HP. Immune to status effects. Mutability: II, Insignficance: III, Shakedown: IIIII, Godhand: IIIIIII

[AG] Mimelord: 58,000/150,000 HP, Copies a victim's ability on hit or being hit, End of a Journey: III, The Whispers: [b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b], Copied: Mind Manipulation (Dream Demon), Conductor: I[b]II[/b] (Oktavia), Evasive (50%) (Tracer).
[AG] Archons:
Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x420)
Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x240), Airborn, Evasive (40%)
[AG] Hypno: 35,000/75,000 HP, Overrides the entity order of the victim, Stun: [b]I[/b].
[AG] Kizzgax, the Ender Guardian: 54,000/80,000 HP. Black Aurem: [b][b]I[/b]IIII[/b]. Guardian Wrath: [b][b]I[/b]IIIIIIIII[/b]. Immune to Physical, Dark and Arcane attacks. Weak to Water and Light attacks.
[AG] Water Ascendant: 70,000/80,000 HP, Diluvial: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b]II[/b], Shipwreck: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b]II[/b], Aspects: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b]II[/b].

[N] demonologist/Gale: 17/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Rose Barrier: 25,000/25,000 HP
[N] Janeth: Dead, Respawns: IIIII, Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Controlled Anomaly (x4), XXI - The World (x10), Verdant Destroyer: III.
[N] Rosetta: Dead, Respawns: IIIII, Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Temporal Denial Emblem (x5), Another One Bites the Dust CD (x8), Fallen Deductor: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b].
[N] Zombie PAP-Mech Mk. 1: 0/90,000 HP, Inflicts Gravcrush, Bonetrousle: [b]III
[/b][N] Zombie Tracer: Tracer: 0/60,000 HP, Evasive (50%), Double-Action. Pulse Bomb Stacks: II[b]I[b][b]I[b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Stun: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b].
[N] Charge Demon: 57,000/129,000 HP, Gains power from charges.
[N] Tainted Wendy Koopa: 30,000/90,000 HP, Inflicts Stun, Nautical.
[N] Tapeworm: 67/70 Frames, Rewind: II, Montage: IIIIII.

[PG] Fish Tank: 0/80,000 HP
[PG] Terror Silverfish: 1,000/1,000 HP (x120), Complete Infestation: III.
[PG] Terror Wolves: 20,000/20,000 HP (x6), Continue to spawn until completely eradicated, Hivemind: III.
[PG] Terror Slimes: 80,000/80,000 HP (x2), Split on hit.
[PG] Terror Witches: 40,000/40,000 HP (x4), Splash, Inflicts many, many status effects.
[PG] Terror Iron Golems: 10/10 HP, Has 10 Armour.

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP


[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIIIII] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIIIII[b]II[/b]] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): READY!, Owner: engie [PG]
[I[b]IIII[/b]] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b]II[/b]] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-13 19:04:00

1/20 doot doot.
7/15 Mayor Maynot. (+1 from piono)

+s in next post.

When I said the 1000:1 damage to frame ratio I was talking about taking damage, not dealing it. Dealing it would be higher than that, especially as each frame's value reduces as it loses frames.
Also, what is happening with the alchemiter?

Noah gains the research from dealing 20 points of player damage. The Charge Demon also gains the bonus health and attack from the Tapeworm's summon. I'm gonna stop doing stuff like the Charge Demon and Helm of the Damned, since it kinda puts additional pressure on you as a GM. On that note, you can make Helm of the Damned [Regeneration I] if you like.

Speaking of the Charge Demon... said entity crashes into the Terror Witches, while the Tapeworm flips around and flashes the silverfish thrice. Wendy thwacks the Water Ascendant with whatever she holds. I've never played Mario. I honestly don't know.

Toast frisbees a vinyl record of Homestuck Vol. 10 at the Terror Wolves. It plays music as it flies, and...
Misses them entirely, flying over them. They laugh like hyenas would, but at one point, possibly due to the track 'Freefall' playing, it decides to freefall and dunk the laughing wolves.

@Fransisco, I'm gonna stop focussing you. I think you learnt your lesson. Emphasis on think.

Originally posted on 2016-06-13 21:31:00

Archons will still deal 30K damage, since they've not lost their numbers.
4 spare charges
4/15 for spare charge
4/15 for the energy spire
+0 to everyone

The words appear in the air...
Alrighty then, finally got everything working again and...
...
For the love of...
Eric went and got himself killed while I was gone, the sap's lucky I came back so soon.
And that mountain deity's finally woken up. Thought it would've been sooner. Wonder if that link I used for the attack on Alicia earlier is still intact?
Anyways, it's time for me to wake Eric up.
Eric suddenly decompresses.
"Ow. That hurt even more than turning into a pile of rocks."
Re-re-re-reSPAWN!



Originally posted on 2016-06-13 22:25:00

Hmm...

Verdana finally figures out what's up with his new wings, giving them an experimental flight run. Which ends in him crashing into the Mimelord. Right off of a cliff, which is then followed up by him deciding for whatever reason to fly into space, rising up and up and up, into the cloudy skies and then into the darkness of space. A moment passes.

You know what, since you're a clown, fuck you, I'm leaving you up here.

Verdana then proceeds to kick the Mimelord in the crotch, sending the unfortunate clown spiraling off into the distance, then he heads back down to earth. Let's follow the clown for a moment.

The Mimelord ends up drifting through space, exposed to both the freezing cold of the void and the sweltering hot of the solar radiation without a barrier to protect him, and is toasted on one side and snap-frozen on the other. Then, a wandering meteor smashes into him, splattering the warm side of his body and crushing the frozen side into icy dust. From there, the particles of the clown are dragged along by the meteor as it makes it's way through the universe, passing by suns of several magnitudes larger than our own sun, drifting along even further, until eventually, a strong gravitational presence drifting by snatches the meteor and Mimelord molecules out of space, slamming them onto it's surface. The darkness of the celestial object and the sheer gravity involved should prove to be enough to identify it by any competent astronomer's standards. This object is a Neutron Star. It continues to drift along, until soon, it encounters another of it's kin, a slightly smaller Neutron Star. The two are attracted to each other upon their very first meeting, by lieu of the sheer gravitational force each exerts on the other. Observe the two as they enter a mating dance, moving closer and closer to each other in a spiraling pattern, until at last, they grow bold enough to come into contact with each other. Then observe as the pieces of Mimelord are caught in the center of it, subjected to completely insane degrees of gravity as the two Neutron Stars gradually move into each other, becoming one and forming a Black Hole - a singular point of space with gravity so intense that not even light itself can escape, the formation of which is such a powerful event that it produces a pair of beams strong enough to rip huge planets apart for millions of miles.

Back on the battlefield, Verdana wanders over to Eric.

I'm gonna redeem some of that store credit now. However many archons 2 Store Credit gets me, I'd like them sent over to the PZ side of the battlefield.

He then wanders over and settles down near Alicia, butterfly wings fluttering faintly. A moment passes.

I feel kind of... lighter like this. It's weird.

Then another moment.

Also I'm pretty sure butterfly wings aren't supposed to transmit any feeling, but...

...He trails off.


Charges:
Power Of DIO: 19/20 (+2 from Alicia)

+2 to Piono (to maintain the perfect store credit number in the face of buying things), +1 to Doctors

Originally posted on 2016-06-14 13:29:00

Three posts? That's not particularly many, so I'm just going to do the update delaying thing, and wait for more posts.

Originally posted on 2016-06-14 19:45:00

1/20 doot doot.
7/15 Mayor Maynot. (+1 from piono)

+2 to piono, +2 to engie, +2 to battlefury

:shrug:
Kinda screwed for ideas right now.

Originally posted on 2016-06-15 09:09:00

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1465849872))

1/20 doot doot. 7/15 Mayor Maynot. (+1 from piono) +s in next post. When I said the 1000:1 damage to frame ratio I was talking about taking damage, not dealing it. Dealing it would be higher than that, especially as each frame's value reduces as it loses frames. Also, what is happening with the alchemiter? Noah gains the research from dealing 20 points of player damage. The Charge Demon also gains the bonus health and attack from the Tapeworm's summon. I'm gonna stop doing stuff like the Charge Demon and Helm of the Damned, since it kinda puts additional pressure on you as a GM. On that note, you can make Helm of the Damned [Regeneration I] if you like. Speaking of the Charge Demon... said entity crashes into the Terror Witches, while the Tapeworm flips around and flashes the silverfish thrice. Wendy thwacks the Water Ascendant with whatever she holds. I've never played Mario. I honestly don't know. Toast frisbees a vinyl record of Homestuck Vol. 10 at the Terror Wolves. It plays music as it flies, and... Misses them entirely, flying over them. They laugh like hyenas would, but at one point, possibly due to the track 'Freefall' playing, it decides to freefall and dunk the laughing wolves. @Fransisco, I'm gonna stop focussing you. I think you learnt your lesson. Emphasis on think.

You gain 80,000 Research from murdering Francisco. The Charge Demon gains +10,000 HP and 1,000 attack. The Helm of the Damned is converted into Regen (1). Toast, not Noah, just Toast, kills damage to a Terror Wolf.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1465853144))

Archons will still deal 30K damage, since they've not lost their numbers. 4 spare charges 4/15 for spare charge 4/15 for the energy spire +0 to everyone The words appear in the air... Alrighty then, finally got everything working again and... ... For the love of... Eric went and got himself killed while I was gone, the sap's lucky I came back so soon. And that mountain deity's finally woken up. Thought it would've been sooner. Wonder if that link I used for the attack on Alicia earlier is still intact? Anyways, it's time for me to wake Eric up. Eric suddenly decompresses. "Ow. That hurt even more than turning into a pile of rocks." Re-re-re-reSPAWN!

The respawny thing is done. An Elven Dog spawns as a Hostile entity.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1465907389))

Hmm... Verdana finally figures out what's up with his new wings, giving them an experimental flight run. Which ends in him crashing into the Mimelord. Right off of a cliff, which is then followed up by him deciding for whatever reason to fly into space, rising up and up and up, into the cloudy skies and then into the darkness of space. A moment passes. You know what, since you're a clown, fuck you, I'm leaving you up here. Verdana then proceeds to kick the Mimelord in the crotch, sending the unfortunate clown spiraling off into the distance, then he heads back down to earth. Let's follow the clown for a moment. The Mimelord ends up drifting through space, exposed to both the freezing cold of the void and the sweltering hot of the solar radiation without a barrier to protect him, and is toasted on one side and snap-frozen on the other. Then, a wandering meteor smashes into him, splattering the warm side of his body and crushing the frozen side into icy dust. From there, the particles of the clown are dragged along by the meteor as it makes it's way through the universe, passing by suns of several magnitudes larger than our own sun, drifting along even further, until eventually, a strong gravitational presence drifting by snatches the meteor and Mimelord molecules out of space, slamming them onto it's surface. The darkness of the celestial object and the sheer gravity involved should prove to be enough to identify it by any competent astronomer's standards. This object is a Neutron Star. It continues to drift along, until soon, it encounters another of it's kin, a slightly smaller Neutron Star. The two are attracted to each other upon their very first meeting, by lieu of the sheer gravitational force each exerts on the other. Observe the two as they enter a mating dance, moving closer and closer to each other in a spiraling pattern, until at last, they grow bold enough to come into contact with each other. Then observe as the pieces of Mimelord are caught in the center of it, subjected to completely insane degrees of gravity as the two Neutron Stars gradually move into each other, becoming one and forming a Black Hole - a singular point of space with gravity so intense that not even light itself can escape, the formation of which is such a powerful event that it produces a pair of beams strong enough to rip huge planets apart for millions of miles. Back on the battlefield, Verdana wanders over to Eric. I'm gonna redeem some of that store credit now. However many archons 2 Store Credit gets me, I'd like them sent over to the PZ side of the battlefield. He then wanders over and settles down near Alicia, butterfly wings fluttering faintly. A moment passes. I feel kind of... lighter like this. It's weird. Then another moment. Also I'm pretty sure butterfly wings aren't supposed to transmit any feeling, but... ...He trails off. Charges: Power Of DIO: 19/20 (+2 from Alicia) +2 to Piono (to maintain the perfect store credit number in the face of buying things), +1 to Doctors

You do space-stuff, and deal 25,000 damage to the Mimelord.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1465978185))

1/20 doot doot. 7/15 Mayor Maynot. (+1 from piono) +2 to piono, +2 to engie, +2 to battlefury :shrug: Kinda screwed for ideas right now.

#charaisinnocent

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The lack of creative energies coming from Descendants due to low amounts of posts halves all entities damage due to lack of creative power to drain from. This is to stop the End of TurnBattle from overshadowing the main update. Alicia is immune due to her status as a godmodder. The salt is not affected by this, and deals 10,000 damage to all non-PGs. The Earth God creates boulders using the nearby salt, before throwing them at Verdana and Noah, dealing 5 damage to each of them. It appears that it's also major enough to provide for its own creative energies. The Elven Dog eats 50 Earth Archons. The Mimelord eats half of a Terror Wolf, and gains the ability, Mimepack, which allows it to summon lesser mimes. The Archons destroy 15 Silverfish. Hypno breaks free from its paralysis. Kizzgax smashes the Earth God for 6,000 damage. The Water Ascendant chokes Wendy for 6,000 damage.

demonologist heals herself for 1 HP. Janeth and Rosetta respawn, and prepare anti-instagibbing equipment. You can try, but bad things happen if you do. The Charge Demon charges a Terror Witch for 7,000 damage. Tainted Wendy blasts the Ascendant for 10,000 damage and Stun. The Tapeworm shows the Silverfish traumatic things, killing 6 of them.

The Silverfish promptly get salty, and infest the Tapeworm, causing 5 frames to be unusable for filming. The Terror Wolves spawn a member, before savaging Hypno for 4,500 damage. The Terror Slimes bounce on the Mimelord for 6,000 damage, while the Terror Witches blast Noah and his entities with Wither - moderate damage per turn, and no healing. This immediately deals 5,000 damage to all of them. The Terror Iron Golem rushes battlefury for 1 armour-piercing damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before sending the Mimelord to the centre of a Dark Carnival Paradox. This causes the Mimelord to come back dead, with only a Mask remaining. This appears to be it's kamikaze attack, but it won't activate until an Anti-Godmodder who isn't sufficiently powerful enough, such as Francisco, posts.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Crater of Salt (All non-PGs, non-Fortress entities take moderate salt based damage per turn.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 0/20 HP, Umbral Possession.
[AG] battlefury13: 824 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Umbral Possession, Hyperdeath: [b]I[/b]

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery: IIIII,
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 11/25 HP, 150,200 Research, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, Regeneration (1 HP), 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed, Hyperdeath: I, Wither: II

[PG] engie/Verdana: 21/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet) Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Windfury: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b], Element Swap: III
[???] Minor Deus Terrae: 334,000/350,000 HP. Immune to status effects. Mutability: [b]II[/b], Insignficance: [b]III[/b], Shakedown: [b]IIIII[/b], Godhand: [b]IIIIIII[/b]

[H] Elven Dog: 12/12 HP, Has 1 Armour, Evasive (10%), Elemental Mastery: IIIII.

[AG] Mimelord: 0/150,000 HP, MIME ME: I Copied: Mind Manipulation (Dream Demon), Conductor: I[b]II[/b] (Oktavia), Evasive (50%) (Tracer), Spawns Lesser Mimes (Terror Wolf).
[AG] Archons:
Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x270)
Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x240), Airborn, Evasive (40%)
[AG] Hypno: 21,500/75,000 HP, Overrides the entity order of the victim, Stun: [b]I[/b].
[AG] Kizzgax, the Ender Guardian: 44,000/80,000 HP. Black Aurem: [b][b]I[/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]III[/b]. Guardian Wrath: [b][b]I[/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]IIIIIIII[/b]. Immune to Physical, Dark and Arcane attacks. Weak to Water and Light attacks.
[AG] Water Ascendant: 50,000/80,000 HP, Diluvial: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Shipwreck: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Aspects: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]I[/b].

[N] demonologist/Gale: 18/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Rose Barrier: 25,000/25,000 HP
[N] Janeth: Respawns: III[b]II[/b], Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Controlled Anomaly (x4), XXI - The World (x10), Verdant Destroyer: I[b]II[/b].
[N] Rosetta: Respawns: III[b]II[/b], Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Temporal Denial Emblem (x5), Another One Bites the Dust CD (x8), Fallen Deductor: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Charge Demon: 52,000/139,000 HP, Gains power from charges, Wither: II
[N] Tainted Wendy Koopa: 9,000/90,000 HP, Inflicts Stun, Nautical, Wither: II
[N] Tapeworm: 47/70 Frames, Rewind: [b]II[/b], Montage: [b]IIIIII[/b], Wither: II

[PG] Terror Silverfish: 1,000/1,000 HP (x99), Complete Infestation: [b]I[/b]II.
[PG] Terror Wolves: 0/20,000 HP, 10,000/20,000 HP, 20,000/20,000 HP (x5), Continue to spawn until completely eradicated, Hivemind: [b]III[/b].
[PG] Terror Slimes: 80,000/80,000 HP (x2), Split on hit.
[PG] Terror Witches: 33,000/40,000 HP, 40,000/40,000 HP (x3), Splash, Inflicts many, many status effects.
[PG] Terror Iron Golem: 10/10 HP, Has 10 Armour.

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP

Spoils and Fortress Minions will be updated twice tomorrow.

[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIIIII] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIIIII[b]II[/b]] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): READY!, Owner: engie [PG]
[I[b]IIII[/b]] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b]II[/b]] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-15 20:32:00

The archons currently have 26K attack power.
4 spare charges
7/15 for spare charge
7/15 for the energy spire
+2 to engie +1 to toast

The golem is listed as still being earth, just saying.
Eric stomps his foot and a giant rock smashes Rose's pile of another one bites the dust CDs.
No counter-attacks for you.



Originally posted on 2016-06-15 22:05:00

3/20 doot doot.
10/15 Mayor Maynot. (didn't increment last post) (+1 from piono)

+1 to piono, +1 to engie, +1 to battlefury

When I said +1 from piono last post, I meant +1 from engie
Noah opens a door for one of the witches. For some reason, she decides to go through, thankful that someone has been nice to her after all these years and after all she had done. As she raised her hand in thanks, Noah slammed the door on it, significantly damaging her with a combination of physical and emotional pain.

Originally posted on 2016-06-15 22:29:00

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11)

Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 6/6 finished, 1+ armor.

Oblivion && Wand = 4/4 Wand of Oblivion Finlandished


i just decide to harmlessly replace all of Janeth's molecules with tiny cheesecakes that proceed to eat her. I then drown her in sewage, before exploding her with a massive amount of tnt, and feeding her lots of dogs, giving her a dogfection.

Dogfort 8/20
Dogfort Again 6/20 3+ from toast

2+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast[/spoiler

Originally posted on 2016-06-16 19:47:00

And three posts. Again. This is sort of pushing it, but I'd still like more posts before updating. I may push the updates to bi-daily for hopefully a short while, so we can get more posts in before an update. What do you all think?

Originally posted on 2016-06-16 20:12:00

4 spare charges
10/15 for spare charge
9/15 for the energy spire
+2 to battlefury +1 to toast

Hmm... you know what? Let's test that link.
SONG activates the link to the Minor Deus Terrae he used a long while ago, affording me some amount of influence over it.
As long as it hasn't been actively enraged by anyone, I'm able to influence it's actions and thoughts.
Lucky for me, pretty much nobody but Descendants (and our young demon here) have immunity to passive narration, so there's that.
Anyways, I proceed to it angry.
At Rosetta and Janeth.
Have fun girls...



Originally posted on 2016-06-16 20:33:00

...Verdana accidentally fell asleep. Welp.


Charges:
Power Of DIO: 20/20 (I'll do something with this soon)

+2 to Piono (which I'll immediately use the store credit from to purchase 2 store credit's worth of archons, along with the earlier set that I still haven't gotten)

Originally posted on 2016-06-17 13:44:00

4/20 doot doot.
13/15 Mayor Maynot. (didn't increment last post) (+1 from piono, +1 from battlef)

+1 to piono, +1 to engie, +1 to battlefury

Noah brings out a bunch of shotguns, saws off the ends and...

Whoops. Looks like he sawed off too far. Theres now just a bunch of shotgun stocks lying around. Improvising, he takes up arms and instead begins to spam 'melee' with the Way- Too-Sawn-Off Shotguns, targetting the Water Ascendant's physical anchor, assuming it has one.

Originally posted on 2016-06-17 14:07:00

Archangel unceremoniously respawns.
He also catches Piono's +1, as the omnipotent being Francisco Scaramanga Jr laughs into the omnipotent being Engie_Ninja's face.
Archangel also thanks Noah for stopping the killspree, and immediately pulls out a book so he can learn more about not being a jerk.

Charges:
The First Seal: 10/15 (+1 from Piono, +1 from respawning/doing an action)


Originally posted on 2016-06-17 16:41:00

Nyarly has joined the game!

Well, my beloved New Courier isn't working. Yay.

A monster pretending to be a man in a rather gaudy, red and gold robe with the hood drawn up glances around the area.

Really? Another? Well, it appears I have some time to kill. Might as well have some fun.

Both sides seem rather lackluster to Nyarly. However AGs seem almost calling to him, needing somebody to help them, to guide them into a better age.

He'll resolves them out until things get boring. The Outer God opens up by reciting some poetry from Lord Dunsay, driving the Iron Golem to madness and goading it into attacking its fellows. Dunsay's Attack Your Allies Iron Golem must have spoke to him.

Cult 1/20
Armor of Thorns 1/15

+2 Piono

The Yellow King and other Eldritch Works && A Text To Speech Translator

Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor


Originally posted on 2016-06-17 19:02:00

After a long time, the votes are in, and the Level Cap upgrade, Duplicator and Codex. More information will be given on them later, possible tomorrow.

---

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1466024736))

The archons currently have 26K attack power. 4 spare charges 7/15 for spare charge 7/15 for the energy spire +2 to engie +1 to toast The golem is listed as still being earth, just saying. Eric stomps his foot and a giant rock smashes Rose's pile of another one bites the dust CDs. No counter-attacks for you.

Fixed. Also, engie has a store order. You hit a singular Another Bites the Dust CD, and break it. Rosetta glares at you for that.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1466026166))

3/20 doot doot. 10/15 Mayor Maynot. (didn't increment last post) (+1 from piono) +1 to piono, +1 to engie, +1 to battlefury When I said +1 from piono last post, I meant +1 from engie Noah opens a door for one of the witches. For some reason, she decides to go through, thankful that someone has been nice to her after all these years and after all she had done. As she raised her hand in thanks, Noah slammed the door on it, significantly damaging her with a combination of physical and emotional pain.

A Terror Witch takes 15,000 damage from door slamming.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1466102838))

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 6/6 finished, 1+ armor. Oblivion && Wand = 4/4 Wand of Oblivion Finlandished i just decide to harmlessly replace all of Janeth's molecules with tiny cheesecakes that proceed to eat her. I then drown her in sewage, before exploding her with a massive amount of tnt, and feeding her lots of dogs, giving her a dogfection. Dogfort 8/20 Dogfort Again 6/20 3+ from toast 2+ to piono 1+ to toasted toast[/spoiler

Wand of Oblivion: A wand containing the elemental energy of Oblivion.
Aegis of Dogis: A ring that generates a shield around the user, using the power of dog, defense majicks, potions, and armour. It can be worn for +1 armour, or used as shielding for an entity.

Janeth stops you in a generic fashion before you can replace her molecules, before she knocks your sewage away. She does get hit by an explosion and becomes Minorly Burnt and Minorly Dogged.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1466105631))

4 spare charges 10/15 for spare charge 9/15 for the energy spire +2 to battlefury +1 to toast Hmm... you know what? Let's test that link. SONG activates the link to the Minor Deus Terrae he used a long while ago, affording me some amount of influence over it. As long as it hasn't been actively enraged by anyone, I'm able to influence it's actions and thoughts. Lucky for me, pretty much nobody but Descendants (and our young demon here) have immunity to passive narration, so there's that. Anyways, I proceed to it angry. At Rosetta and Janeth. Have fun girls...

Alicia can nullify passive narration, it just doesn't really occur to her. The Deus Terrae feels your link, before a wave of conceptual, and creative energy flows out, and reverses the connection, causing the creative energy to lash out in many, many different ways. While SONG himself may be omnipresent, and hard to inflict damage to, a sufficiently reality warper can likely do it, such as the Deus Terrae. This creative energy deals a minor amount of damage to SONG, completely and utterly negligible. This damage promptly transfers to Eric and deals 5 armour-piercing damage to him, all because newborn gods do not like being controlled.

Rosetta and Janeth high-five each other despite not doing anything for some reason.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1466167448))

...Verdana accidentally fell asleep. Welp. Charges: Power Of DIO: 20/20 (I'll do something with this soon) +2 to Piono (which I'll immediately use the store credit from to purchase 2 store credit's worth of archons, along with the earlier set that I still haven't gotten)

#zawarudo

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1466168824))

4/20 doot doot. 13/15 Mayor Maynot. (didn't increment last post) (+1 from piono, +1 from battlef) +1 to piono, +1 to engie, +1 to battlefury Noah brings out a bunch of shotguns, saws off the ends and... Whoops. Looks like he sawed off too far. Theres now just a bunch of shotgun stocks lying around. Improvising, he takes up arms and instead begins to spam 'melee' with the Way- Too-Sawn-Off Shotguns, targetting the Water Ascendant's physical anchor, assuming it has one.

I'm not even sure what the Water Ascendant is, or if they have a physical anchor. For the sake of this attack, I assume it does, and you deal 13,000 damage to the Water Ascendant, causing them to waver slightly.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1466178094))

Archangel kindly makes a placeholder, even though he probably won't update it, so technically a prediction for next turn? I don't know, he's always that mysterious kind of a jerk. He also catches Piono's +1, as the omnipotent being Francisco Scaramanga Jr laughs into the omnipotent being Engie_Ninja's face. Archangel also thanks Noah for stopping the killspree, and immediately pulls out a book so he can learn more about not being a jerk. /nullpost

You do the respawny thing. Just a fair warning, DTG has no concept of omnipotent, not even the Narrative or the Conflict, and player characters, no matter what power level, are nerfed to Descendant level, which is minor reality warping. engie's main character, Engie the Universe Eater isn't omnipotent, or anywhere near that, just casually destroy universes level.

Just casually destroy universes level.

Just.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1466186575))

Nyarly has joined the game! Well, my beloved New Courier isn't working. Yay. A monster pretending to be a man in a rather gaudy, red and gold robe with the hood drawn up glances around the area. Really? Another? Well, it appears I have some time to kill. Might as well have some fun. Both sides seem rather lackluster to Nyarly. HoweverAGs seem almost calling to him, needing somebody to help them, to guide them into a better age. He'll resolves them out until things get boring. The Outer God opens up by reciting some poetry from Lord Dunsay, driving the Iron Golem to madness and goading it into attacking its fellows. Dunsay's Attack Your Allies Iron Golem must have spoke to him. Cult 1/20 Armor of Thorns 1/15 +2 Piono The Yellow King and other Eldritch Works && A Text To Speech Translator Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor

The Yellow King and other Eldritch Works && A Text To Speech Translator == Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level 0: 1/1)
Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech: A text to speech translator that works with Eldritch languages. And Drenovian, for whatever reason.

Nyarlathotep's Gaudy Robes || Nano-weave Armor == Nano-Tech Robes (Level 5: 1/6)

Welcome to the game, Revan. The Terror Iron Golem is just slightly swayed by your poetry, and will attack a PG this turn. The Mimelord's mask rises up, splits itself in half, before forcing itself onto both your, and Archangel's faces. Things that would normally be incomprehensible to Archangel, but probably not Nyarly flash into your mind, telling you about the Soulless Eyes, and the Funnymouth, their sacred meaning, your new mime overlords, how this wretched world shall be corrupted into an extension of Timeline and Universe O)_(O, that the Mimelord was the first one to descend. Meaning flashes into your eyes, before one message appears in your head.

Mime Me. Archangel and Nyarly are granted the Mimelord's current abilities for five turns, as well as the ability to copy incoming attacks also for five turns, due to being considered the weakest players. The Mimelord's mask promptly fades into dust, removing the AG entity advantage.

Francis, quick advice, Conductor is a free special that you can activate when it's fully charged. This does not cost you an action.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Hyperdeath fades into oblivion. Noah takes 1 damage from Wither. All non-PGs, non-Erics, or non-Gales take 10,000 damage, causing. The Minor Deus Terrae creates a hand out of salt, before seeing the highly powerful Pro-Godmodders, and choking a Terror Witch to death, before picking up a Terror Wolf, and slamming it against the ground for instant death. The Elven Dog sees the lowest HP Terror Wolf, obviously an inferior specimen of the Canidae family, and eats it.

The Archons then tear a Terror Wolf to shreds, before Hypno breaks out of its stun. Again. Kizzgax blasts a Terror Wolf for 12,000 damage, while the Water Ascendant finishes it off. demonologist smashes the Elven Dog in the face with a book for 2 damage.

Janeth holds the Verdant Destroyer in her hands, spins it around once or twice, before pointing it at Eric. A black blue beam, with Alicia blue highlights goes straight towards him, and hits. The beam cycles between the 25 main elements, causing massive blasts of unstable elemental Eric focused around Eric, before the beam is converted into sheer killing intent. This deals 10 damage to Eric, as well as inflicting him with Trigger Burn for 3 turns. Rosetta feels that it would be symbolic for her to attack demonolgist's Rose Barrier for 15,000 damage. The Charge Demon hopes to live long enough to get power from DIO, and smashes a Terror Wolf for 14,000 damage. The Tapeworm then flashes 3 frames of werewolves getting killed in movies at a Terror Wolf, causing it to choke and die. There is only 1 Terror Wolf left, which is enough for the stack to continue to regenerate.

The Terror Silverfish and Wolves see the Hypno, badly hurt, defenseless, and just waiting to be a good Pokemon meal for a bunch of Terrors. Confirming the theory the Pokemon are indeed food for other Pokemon and non-Pokemon, the Hypno is eaten, and killed. The Terror Slimes bounce on the Water Ascendant for 12,000 damage. The Terror Witches each take out a potion carrying machine gun, before rapidly firing Potions of Curse at the Anti-Godmodder entities, making them deal half damage. The Terror Iron Golem smashes the Elven Dog for 1 damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before generating another spawn egg, and creating another Terror Witch. There isn't that much else that she wants to do, so she just relaxes slightly.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Crater of Salt (All non-PGs, non-Fortress entities take moderate salt based damage per turn.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 20/20 HP, Copycat: IIIII, Copied Abilities (IIIII): Mind Manipulation (Dream Demon), Conductor: I[b]II[/b] (Oktavia)
[AG] battlefury13: 5/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Umbral Possession
[AG] Revan/Nyarlathotep: 17/20 HP, Copycat: IIIII, Copied Abilities (IIIII): Evasive (50%) (Tracer), Spawns Lesser Mimes (Terror Wolf).

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 14/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery: IIIII, Trigger Burn: III
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 7/25 HP, 178,200 Research, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, Regeneration (1 HP), 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed, Hyperdeath: I, Wither: I

[PG] engie/Verdana: 21/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet) Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Windfury: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b], Element Swap: III
[???] Minor Deus Terrae: 324,000/350,000 HP. Immune to status effects. Mutability: [b]II[/b], Insignficance: [b]III[/b], Shakedown: [b]IIIII[/b], Godhand: [b]IIIIIII[/b]

[H] Elven Dog: 7/12 HP, Has 1 Armour, Evasive (10%), Elemental Mastery: [b][b]I[/b]IIII[/b].

Cursed: II
[AG] Archons:
Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x170)
Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x240), Airborn, Evasive (40%)
[AG] Hypno: 0/75,000 HP, Overrides the entity order of the victim.
[AG] Kizzgax, the Ender Guardian: 34,000/80,000 HP. Black Aurem: [b][b]I[/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b]. Guardian Wrath: [b][b]I[/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIIII[/b]. Immune to Physical, Dark and Arcane attacks. Weak to Water and Light attacks.
[AG] Water Ascendant: 15,000/80,000 HP, Diluvial: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Shipwreck: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b], Aspects: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b].

[N] demonologist/Gale: 18/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Rose Barrier: 10,000/25,000 HP
[N] Janeth: Minorly Burnt and Minorly Dogged, Respawns: III[b]II[/b], Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Controlled Anomaly (x4), XXI - The World (x10), Verdant Destroyer: III.
[N] Rosetta: Respawns: III[b]II[/b], Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Temporal Denial Emblem (x5), Another One Bites the Dust CD (x7), Fallen Deductor: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Charge Demon: 37,000/139,000 HP, Gains power from charges, Wither: I
[N] Tainted Wendy Koopa: 0/90,000 HP, Inflicts Stun, Nautical, Wither: II
[N] Tapeworm: 29/70 Frames, Rewind: [b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Montage: [b]I[b]I[/b]IIII[/b], Wither: I

[PG] Terror Silverfish: 1,000/1,000 HP (x99), Complete Infestation: [b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b]I[/b].
[PG] Terror Wolves: 0/20,000 HP (x5), 20,000/20,000 HP (x2), Continue to spawn until completely eradicated, Hivemind: [b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b].
[PG] Terror Slimes: 80,000/80,000 HP (x2), Split on hit.
[PG] Terror Witches: 0/40,000 HP, 40,000/40,000 HP (x4), Splash, Inflict many, many status effects.
[PG] Terror Iron Golem: 10/10 HP, Has 10 Armour.

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP


[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[I[b]IIII[/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]I[/b][b]IIIIII[/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIIIII[b]II[/b]] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): READY!, Owner: engie [PG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-17 20:02:00

@engie: Oops, my bad.
@consumer: engie's Fortress purchase has 8000 attack power as of them hitting the field. AG archons still have 26K base attack, same as last round.
@revan: Welcome to the game revan. I'm afraid I don't have the power to adequately return +1s to everyone who sends them my way, but every +1 given to me still builds up store credit (regardless of whether or not I return the +1s) which can be used for just about anything I'm able to provide.
4 spare charges
13/15 for spare charge
13/15 for the energy spire
+1 to engie, toast and revan

Engie receives 120 earth archons and 4 purple worms.
Eric is exceedingly unimpressed with Janeth and Rose, and ricochets the luminous orb off of both their heads with an impromptu air cannon made from elemental energies. The final ricochet winds up hitting the elven dog.
"You guys seem to lose track of your goals pretty easily. I thought you were here to murder Verdana and the Archangel. Not get your butts kicked by a pair of near-bystanders who aren't even bothering to use their full force against you."
"Hey, Verdana, francisco! Mind helping us beat these morons into the dirt?"



Originally posted on 2016-06-17 23:41:00

Jun 11 2016, 04:32 PM
Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11)

I attempt to use a HOI4 based attack! First, i begin by rolling a dice...
1: Unlock focus: New Soviet Man

New Soviet Man: Unlocks Kamikazi Strikes
battlefury13: what i have 3 hp and a chance for things to go horribly wrong.

I proceed to-
screw this shit

I use the Healing Tray on the Tapeworm, demonologists, eric, and noah.

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield

Dogfort 12/20 (3+ from refund i forgot to use)
dogfort again 9/20 (3+ from refund i forgot to use)

1+ to revan (welcome freind to my personal boss-killing slaughterhouse. )
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast

Originally posted on 2016-06-18 00:01:00