Lack of an update due to using basically the entire afternoon and evening to post for 0, DTGoddess, and Chaos. There's yet another +1 to all charges.

Originally posted on 2016-06-09 21:08:00

20/20 Charge, demon, charge! (+1 from battlef, +1 from GM) DONE.
4/5 Have some mana, some mana 4 u :U - (+1 from GM, +1 from engie)

+1 to battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie

'Charge, demon, CHARGE!' charge expended!
Charge Demon summoned!

A horned, quardrapedal demon seemingly composed entirely out of sand hops into the fray. It sparks with electrical energy, and seems to leech power from around it.

Charge Demon - [N] - 100'000/100'000
Gains bonus attack and health whenever a charge is completed, directly proportional to the potency of the charge.

It charges it's charge, before charging into the Cleric.

Noah plays a sad song on the worlds smallest violin. It is so small and sad, that Minecraft itself takes pity on him, and restores his hp.

Originally posted on 2016-06-09 22:05:00

Francisco. You can't just say you have connections to established characters without their permission, and I know for a FACT you didn't get cobalt's.
3 spare charges
12/15 for spare charge
12/15 for energy core
+1 to toast, engie and battlefury

The elemental golem activates Protect, then switches elemental form. Eric throws up a barrier of earth to protect Gale as well.



Originally posted on 2016-06-09 22:13:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1465334379))

3 spare charges 7/15 for spare charge 7/15 for energy core +1 to toast, battlefury and engie "Oh, so now we're the bad guys?" "Has it occurred to you that maybe some of us don't WANT to take part in this?" "This sounds to me like a thinly veiled excuse to kill people and call it 'justice'." Eric levels the obsidian chainbow at Rose. "And I DON'T appreciate you attacking my friend here." He fires the chainbow... and blasts of elemental magic come shooting out of it, accelerating the bolts with air magic to high speeds, causing massive explosions upon contact with Rose. "Especially since we WERE trying to stay out of the main conflict." "But now, you get to have your butt kicked by even more people."

"Heh, killing people in the name of justice as an excuse may, or may not be our modus operandi. You'll just have to wait and see!" Rose says, seeming highly enthusiastic about killing people. She then gets hit by your explosive air shot, which causes her to become Burnt. This is her new health level, and not a status effect, by the way. I've made a change to TvT style health levels - they represent how you got dealt the damage instead of static health levels. This isn't a major change gameplay wise, it's just that I'm not limited to certain status types.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1465338923))

@fransisco, If you consider yourself above reality (even in character), people tend to not take that kindly. I am part of the 'people' demographic, in that sense. In other words, you were basically asking to get donked. 17/20 Charge, demon, charge! (+1 from piono, +1 from GM) 1/5 Have some mana, some mana 4 u (+1 from GM) 20/20 Research!? DONE. +1 to battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie Noah chugs diwn some baby asprin. He thinks it's some instant heal pills, but really he's pretty healthy already. It's just his mind thinking that he is injured. The placebo effect causes his mind to instantly embody the ideal of a heal, causing it to knit his skin back together to reach that ideal. Research expended, entity hp/attack/abilities:research ratio increased. It's now much cheaper for Noah to upgrade entities using Research. I'll be doing one of these each time the charge cap increases. ~ I feel like the Summoning Stone was one of the more awesome entities I ever created. It made a rather interesting environment of the battlefield, and basically created an objective that applied to everyone. It may have been slightly OP, but since it didn't directly benefit me (until I killed it) that really wasn't a huge deal. May it rest in peace. None of this over-edgy 'rest in pieces' stuff people go on about. Come to think of it, I think P&S is my favourite session (not counting chaos, that's another thing really). It feels fast and risky (such as with the spoil shenanigans), which makes it quite a refreshing experience. Well done, Consumer.

You heal yourself for 8 HP, as Envoy appears to also increase healing potency, before increasing your Research to power ratio. I completely agree with the Summoning Stone being a game changer, with the sheer power it held over the entity advantage. The Summoning Stone isn't dead just yet, though. The AGs are still at enough of an disadvantage, with how much of a glass cannon Archons are, that the Narrative 'mildly' influences the PGs attempts to murder them. Also, thanks for the compliment on P&S. I think that the (supposedly) daily updates help with the sense of speed.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1465399863))

Archangel doesn't mind creating a post right now and instead prepares to die endlessly. Just because he was an idiot and didn't realize the summoning stone is already AG. /scarednull

#thoushaltregret

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1465475501))

Verdana just grins at the new arrivals, gravity distorting around him. Oh look, another situation where a pair of people arrive, specifically intent on killing particular targets, one of whom is myself! Don't you know what happened to the last person who oh-so-unwisely tried to be the anti-me? Spoilers, he got the absolute shit kicked out of him. Now, YOU... Suddenly, he appears in front of Janeth, grinning threateningly at her while gravity continues to fluctuate. ...must be the one who's decided to go after me. Well. Well, well, well. That's signing your own death warrant if I've ever heard of that action. So... If you wanna die that badly, here you go. He then, rather unceremoniously, leans in and flicks her nose with his middle finger. And with that motion, there's a flash as a HUGE surge of Death-elemental energy, ripped from the ground, travels through his body and into hers, the unstable energies of anti-life echoing about inside her and tearing at her very life force. So painfully... Not only that, the action of having torn away Death-element energy from the nearby area seems to have had... drastically bad effects. What with DTG battlefields generally being a place of a lot of death occurring, the sudden removal of said elemental energy causes some parts of the dead to be slightly less dead. This does not mean they're alive. This means that their bodies are literally getting up and moving about. Only, without souls. The horde of pseudo-zombies all turn and stare at Verdana, the one who removed the energy in the first place, but then focus on Janeth, due to her being the one containing all of the death-element energies. Their existence is absolute torture for them... they just want to go back to being dead. But the way Verdana transferred the death means that they can't just do that. First, they'll have to get back the relevant energy. And to do that, they'll have to get it out of Janeth, the only way they know how. By swarming around her, and tearing it out. Which they proceed to do. To her credit, Janeth fights back as best as she can through the pain of literally being filled up with the force of death, ripping up some of the undead horde to the point where they physically cannot do anything to harm her, but it just isn't enough, especially with some of the more powerful zombies in the horde, such as the zombie of Kalandero, and the zombie of RED Space Soldier. Soon enough, she's caught under the power of the horde, who wrestle her weapon away from her to stop her from fighting back, then dogpile onto her body, trapping her against the ground. She starts strugging, until hands clamp down over her arms and legs, and the zombie horde all let out a collective roaring sound. Then, slowly, surely, AGONIZINGLY, they pull. There's a horrific ripping sound as Janeth is utterly torn apart, the death energies inside her being released, exploding outwards onto the horde of zombies, who stare blankly ahead of themselves, then let out a relieved sigh, collapsing forwards on top of Janeth's torn-apart body. Which is obviously not good for her chances of recovering if she somehow survived becoming four bloody chunky corners. Aaand in the background, Verdana is laughing his ass off. Charges Shoo Out The Clowns: 17/20 (+2 from Alicia, +2 from Piono, +2 from Doctors, +1 from Latedop) Power Of DIO: 3/20 (+2 from Alicia) +2 Piono, +1 Doctors

Jane somehow survives with only a few major gashes, and high amounts of soul death, leaving her at Partly Dead. Janeth is not happy with being half dead, and activates a Controlled Anomaly. A temporal anomaly happens, which at this rate, will be this game's Paradox Rolls, and a couple zombies of dead entities that you resurrected return on her side. Zombie PAP-Mech and Tracer summoned. Note that they are both more powerful than when they were in their first battles.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1465491109))

The real life FallenArchangel stares at his dead avatar and Rose standing above him. God. Damn it. He quickly minimizes the window and searches through his desktop, until he finds that goddamn teleportation hack, and uses it to teleport his dead body back to the lobby, then proceeding to respawn and run back into his cafe before Rose catches up with him, while muttering one word. FallenArchangel: UMBRAL. FallenArchangel: Oh God why. WHY do the bad guys always have insane maniac kamikaze friends? While Rose catches up with him, he sets up the cafe to look its best. Then, she appears. FallenArchangel: Hello there! Welcome to the Three Edgy-Jerks-That-Make-Too-Many-Paradoxes cafe! FallenArchangel: Yes, before you ask, there are only two here, but three sounds better than two. FallenArchangel: I hope another one arrives then. FallenArchangel: Oh, well, how can I help you? Rosette pulls out the gun with his color scheme. Archangel, because he is an idiot and a jerk, fails to recognize she wants to kill him. FallenArchangel: Ah, so this is a robbery! Why didn't you just say so? FallenArchangel: Here, take the money. ALL OF IT. With that being said, he flips a switch attached to the cash register and it un-glue's from the counter, launching forward and hitting her straight in the stomach. Painfully. While she falls down, letting only one scream, Archangel again shouts. FallenArchangel: Hey! You forgot to take the money! The cash register dispenses all the money inside it. Rose soon learns that its actually solid acid shaped like dollar bills. This obviously shows two things: 1. He knows chemistry and 2. Cobalt should find a better place for storing leftover acid. FallenArchangel: Alright, now with that money you can do what you are supposed to do. FallenArchangel: BUY SOMETHING. Then he proceeds to shove many a Macaroni and Fuck it into her mouth, fast enough to be upsetting, but not fast enough to be merciful. FallenArchangel: Well, I'm probably going to get arrested for experimental food dealing anyway, so let me just use my ace in the sleeve. He force feeds Rose with SCP-666½-J. Rip in pepperoni. While Rose is painfully suffering, he continues to sing that creepy poem. FallenArchangel: The King is in his courting clothes, the Brides are in their beds. The unborn Princes wait in sleep to raise their eager heads. FallenArchangel: The hens were in the henhouse and seven eggs did lay, till the fox crept in by dark of night and stole the eggs away. FallenArchangel: Six were broken by their bindings six no more shall sing. Comes the seventh full unwinding and all the bells will ring. FallenArchangel: And just let me finish the goddamn charge so I can sing that last part and then stop, because there are no parts of the song between the ones that need to be the last. Then he realizes he finishes his OTHER charge next turn, not the First Seal charge. FallenArchangel: Oh God charges y u so slow. Charges: Ender Guardian: 13 14/15 (+1 from updog) The First Seal: 7 8/15 (+1 from updog)

You respawn and type out an awesome attack, only to realise that you're still stuck respawning. You can either repeat that attack, or take a salt bonus to your damage. Note that Umbral Possession can make this go horribly, horribly, wrong.

I also see that you've taken Piono's advice.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1465494519))

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 5/6 Oblivion && Wand = 1/? ????????????????????????????????????????????????? Battlefury13: Another bunch of idiots who think they can just storm onto the server and take names and kick ass. battlefury13: Arrogant fools. Before long, your bodies will be pushing up flowers. Battlefury13: You think you can execute us? Go on, fire at Alicia. Battlefury13: i wonder how patheticly easily she'll dodge it. Battlefury13: All of us are far more powerful than you, and yet you, wish to execute all of us. battlefury13: If you want to dig your own grave like some kind of idiot? Battlefury13: Go ahead! Battlefury13: I'd liked to see you try to even seriously damage Alicia! Battlefury13: But if you insist on slowy dying of being idiots, go ahead! battlefury13: i encourage it! I then quickly fly off to the Mate's claim, and look for a base. Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera Dogfort 3/20 1+ from oats toast^2 Dogfort 2/20 2+ to piono 1+ to toasted toast[/spoiler

Oblivion && Wand = Wand of Oblivion (Level 3: 1/4)

"What, do you think that we're stupid enough to challenge a Gamma? No. We're not as stupid as Mary." Rose replies. Jane probably would have replied as well, but she's partly dead.

You arrive at the claim. It's not a base, instead, more like a temporary settlement. Several vials containing an orchid energy, a few portals to several other dimensions, and written books can be seen, as well as a few deathtraps, similar to the one where you are. The coordinates appear to be not too far away from the Battlefield, and nearby, are a bunch of players, looting the vials.

Eclipse ripinchicken: hey
Eclipse ripinchicken: Your that dog guy at the Battleground
Eclipse ripinchicken: What bring s you here
Eclipse ripinchicken: Were going to overclaim this soon
Eclipse ripinchicken: Unless you trade, we're going to kick you out.

You may or may not do the diplomacy thing. Keep in mind that if you don't do this quickly enough, Envoy disappears, causing Umbral Possession to reactivate, and Umbral Possession is essentially a flat out 50% chance for bad things to happen.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1465506341))

20/20 Charge, demon, charge! (+1 from battlef, +1 from GM) DONE. 4/5 Have some mana, some mana 4 u :U  - (+1 from GM, +1 from engie) +1 to battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie 'Charge, demon, CHARGE!' charge expended! Charge Demon summoned! A horned, quardrapedal demon seemingly composed entirely out of sand hops into the fray. It sparks with electrical energy, and seems to leech power from around it. Charge Demon - [N] - 100'000/100'000 Gains bonus attack and health whenever a charge is completed, directly proportional to the potency of the charge. It charges it's charge, before charging into the Cleric. Noah plays a sad song on the worlds smallest violin. It is so small and sad, that Minecraft itself takes pity on him, and restores his hp.

Thanks for the power of Envoy, you heal yourself for 5 HP. You then summon the Charge Demon. Note that it has reduced starting attack as this will snowball.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1465506832))

Francisco. You can't just say you have connections to established characters without their permission, and I know for a FACT you didn't get cobalt's. 3 spare charges 12/15 for spare charge 12/15 for energy core +1 to toast, engie and battlefury The elemental golem activates Protect, then switches elemental form. Eric throws up a barrier of earth to protect Gale as well.

The Elemental Golem will activate Protect. As it can't activate two charges in a turn, it won't swap element. Gale is protected from the next attack.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Summoning Stone summons a Hypno, which overrides entity orders in place of putting its own in at the cost of extremely weak attack. The Mimelord mimes out Nagisa's painful death due to fire. Nagisa somehow takes 5 damage from this, and her burning magically speeds up to deal 1 damage and kill her, because speeding up status effects is something that apparently the Mimelord can do. Don't question the funnymouth and the soulless eyes. The remaining Archons crush the Adelberts, with the Beasts crushing the Fishtank's arms. The remaining torso of the Cleric heals the Mimelord for 15,000 HP, while Hypno taps Janeth for no damage, but forcing her to fufill its wishes.

demonologist cuts off those wishes by taking out a bow, aiming, and firing straight into Janeth, causing what remaining living flesh to disappear, and Janeth to keel over on the floor. Rosetta is happy that she's only burnt, but takes out a pair of Another One Bites the Dust CDs, before pointing it at Eric and Verdana. Nothing appears to happen just yet, but she gives the both of you a smug grin, like she's begging you to attack her. The Zombie PAP-Mech, which Alicia is not happy with for existing, is salty that Eric curbstomped it in his past life, and fires a wall of bones at him. Eric could armour tank three quarters of it, but the PAP-Mech grins wider than it was grinning before and reveals its SPECIAL TRICK, armour piercing! Eric promptly takes 4 damage, and gains not one, but two (Wowie, so amazing!) stacks of Gravcrush. Zombie Tracer double-taps Verdana for 4 damage. The Charge Demon charges into the Cleric for 10,000 damage. The Fish Tank with Arms also charges into the Cleric for 10,000 damage.

Alicia is very salty that she's getting wrecked right now, and gives a +3 to Verdana. Unfortunately, she can't summon straight away due to Narrative enforcement, so she insta-gibs the Beasts. Yes, another set of insta-gibbing. Just that.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Crater of Dog (No effect just yet.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] sunnyau: 5/20 HP
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 20/20 HP, Umbral Possession.

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 5/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%), Elemental Mastery: IIIII, Envoy's Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b], Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 15/25 HP, 90,200 Research, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, +1 HP for every entity killed to a maximum of 2 per turn, 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed, Karmic Retribution, Envoy of the Dark (150% Retribution Damage, +15,000 damage, minicrits, +1 Armour, Negative Status Immunity): I

[PG] engie/Verdana: 3/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet) Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: III
[???] Mountain: 395,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 36,000/50,000 HP, Master: sunnyau [AG], Summons entities every turn, Guarding Gale and Eric.

[AG] Mimelord: 103,000/150,000 HP, Copies a victim's ability on hit or being hit, End of a Journey: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], The Whispers: [b]II[b]I[/b]II[/b], Copied: 5 Barrier Strength (Verdana), Mind Manipulation (Dream Demon), Conductor: III (Oktavia)
[AG] Archons:
Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x420)
Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x240), Airborn, Evasive (40%)
Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x20), Nautical.
[AG] Beasts:
Purple Worms: 0/3,000 HP (x10), Burrow: IIII
Sea Serpents: 0/2,000 HP (x14), Coil: IIIIII
[AG] Cleric: 20,000/80,000 HP.
[AG] Hypno: 75,000/75,000 HP, Overrides the entity order of the victim.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 17/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour
[N] Janeth: Dead, Respawns: IIIII, Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Controlled Anomaly (x4), XXI - The World (x10), Verdant Destroyer: III.
[N] Rosetta: Burnt, Respawns: IIIII, Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Temporal Denial Emblem (x5), Another One Bites the Dust CD (x8), Fallen Deductor: [b][b]I[/b]II[/b].
[N] Zombie PAP-Mech Mk. 1: 90,000/90,000 HP, Inflicts Gravcrush, Bonetrousle: III
[N] Zombie Tracer: Tracer: 60,000/60,000 HP, Evasive (50%), Double-Action.
[N] Charge Demon: 100,000/100,000 HP, Gains power from charges.

[PG] Nagisa Momoe: 0/30 HP, Linked to Charlotte, Rooted: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Burning: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[PG] Charlotte: 0/120,000 HP, Linked to Nagisa Momoe, Retaliates harshly if too much damage is dealt in a single attack.
[PG] Adelbert: 0/10,000 HP (x6)
[PG] Fish Tank: 80,000/80,000 HP

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP

[MATES TESTING GROUND]
[AG] battlefury13: 16/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10%
Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Envoy of the Dark (150% Retribution Damage, +15,000 damage, minicrits, +1 Armour, Negative Status Immunity): I, Umbral Possession.

[N] Eclipse Players: Currently looting and overclaiming the area. Can experience diplomacy.


[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIIIII] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): [b][b][b]READY![/b][/b][/b], Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIIIII[b]II[/b]] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: engie [PG]
[IIIII] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIIII] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-10 19:27:00

@consumer: Just a note for my action, I've been going back and binge-reading, the gravitational core's stated effect is dealing 40-50K damage to anything with more than 100K health, and insta-killing anything with less, unless it has the BOSS tag, in which case it won't get insta-killed. The PAP Mech no longer has the BOSS tag on it.
3 spare charges
13/15 for spare charge
13/15 for energy core
+1 to toast, engie and battlefury

"Hmm... wonderful counterattack you have there."
Eric whips out a card from within his cloak.
10 (the second roll was just me doublechecking to make sure I'd rolled properly)
If pattern 10 deals damage or applies debuffs, they will go to Rose and the zombie PAP Mech.
If it instead applies buffs or healing, those'll go to Eric and Gale.
"It really is too bad that I've got better weaponry than you two freaks."
Eric digs into his pockets and pulls out the gravitational core, tossing it to Gale.
"Use this on the stupid robot over there, would you? Watch out for the recoil damage though."



Originally posted on 2016-06-10 22:18:00

5/5 Have some mana, some mana 4 U DONE
2/10 Tapeworm. (+1 from piono)
1/15 Mayor Maynot. (+1 from piono)

+1 to battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie

Noah uses the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom! He then expends his charge, supposedly as a free action.

Have some mana, some mana 4 U EXPENDED!

Noah is overwhelmed with mana, and Karmic Retribution instantly vanishes! Any leftover energy is put into his next attack!

Since it is quite clear no-one else is going to post at a point reasonable to me, I'll only be posting once today.
Bluh.

Originally posted on 2016-06-10 22:37:00

No update due to a massive total of 2 posts. I've finally gotten work done on Adminlog 1A, though. Battlefury, you still haven't picked your reward.

Originally posted on 2016-06-11 20:11:00

FallenArchangel: .
FallenArchangel: .
FallenArchangel: .
FallenArchangel: y
FallenArchangel: Y
FallenArchangel: Y
FallenArchangel: Y?!

You remember what happened in DTG:2 when you pulled off that prank on Richard? And only thing he could say was "Heh"?
And that "Heh" later doomed you with the Calamity?

FallenArchangel: Heh.

And suddenly, with the powers of the two +1's from the updates, a regular End Portal appears in the middle of nowhere. Another Eldritch Abomination comes out of it, a spirit-like enderman being with two giant skeletal wings coated with purple skin coming out of its shoulders
[AG] Kizzgax, the Ender Guardian: 175.000/175.000 HP. Black Aurem: IIIII. Guardian Wrath: IIIIIIIIII. Immune to Physical, Dark and Arcane attacks. Weak to Water and Light attacks.

.....
.....
.....
Actually, it fails, since there were some complications with charges.
FallenArchangel: Well, dog damn it. Better get straight with the attack?
FallenArchangel: Ey, Alicia, mind sharing some of that salt?
FallenArchangel: I already have all of mine focused, but that won't be enough to get rid of these idiots.

If Alicia agrees, he takes out his Salt Extractor and uses it on both of them. Actually, he uses it on the whole battlefield in case of any more salt.

And then, Rose experiences TRUE SALT.
EVERYONE experiences TRUE SALT.
Even Battlefury's dogs experience TRUE SALT.

And then, bam, every single entity has a counterpart made of literal salt. Even the ground is now salt. The Mountain gains a cover of salt. Verdana and his pack of zombies are also met with a storm of salt, and if anyone read anything about original zombies, they know that zombies die again if they eat salt. Many a Salt Dog emerge from the ground and start forming a Dogged Bowser ripoff. The Mimelord looks at its salt counterpart and most likely takes its powers. EVERY. SINGLE. DOGDAMN. THING. GETS. SALTY!!!

Only one person seems not affected by changes. Archangel himself sits there, in the middle, on a throne of salt.
His true role has been found.
He is.
The first.
The last.
The only.












THE LORD OF SALT.




The Saltstorm spins faster and faster, forming a vortex around him. The finished product of Salted Dogged Bowser walks over to him. Archangel unfolds his wings and flies over to his back, using him as his mount. The salt counterparts swarm around him, creating an army, with the Saltmodder Alicia leading them.

Everyone brutally overkills Rose. But that didn't satisfy him completely, so he chooses Verdana as his next target. And then...
FallenArchangel: UMBRAL POSSESSION.
FallenArchangel: Well, too late for that. Let's just pray to Lord Dog this works.
FallenArchangel:

Charges:
Ender Guardian: 14/15 (Complicated complications of complicatedness)
The First Seal: 8/15 (+1 from updog, +1 from late update)

Originally posted on 2016-06-11 21:21:00

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11)

Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 6/6 finished, 1+ armor.

Oblivion && Wand = 2/4 Wand of Obvlion DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Battlefury13: I don't have much time to stop and talk, but i can offer you a trade for some of the orchid energy stuff.
Battlefury13: If you happen to know a location of the Mates base, or just Stevei and Binary, i would trade for that.
battlefury13: I have a rather nice aresenal of stuff i never use, and can duplicate it for you.
Battlefury13: I can also duplicate an achlemiter if you happen to need one.
Battlefury13: First on the list: Dogbeam Deathbook: This sightly dangourious-to-its-caster-book fires out a beam of pure dog, and death, piercing their foes and reaching into the horizon. Many user(zero)s have also complained about the rampant dog after they casted it one too many times on the same surface.
Battlefury13: My Advice: Just don't hit a surface again and again without cleaning it, ideally with cyanide and anti-bacterial products*
[small]Battlefury13: *Assuming the lack of ability to control it, which is very likely.[/small]
Battlefury13: Next, Spongebawb's Staff, teir zero.
Battlefury13: Nothing really powerful, but still nice for the starter mage, assuming you really couldn;t find anything better.
Battlefury13: Next, the Dual Glitch Tem pistols, allowing one to hit targets at once with lethal Glitch-Tem crafted bullets.
Battlefury13: Really nice for killing weaker enemys.
Battlefury13: Next, we have the stupidly-named "XBLADES OF XTREME XPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Battlefury13: Supposed to gain XP!!!!!!!!!!!! with usage, but it seems to not have worked.
Battlefury13: The Sponge Spatula! An almighty (relatively) Spatula of Sponge that has Aquamancy powers.
Battlefury13: [small][small]psst consumer can i get a refund on this thing thanks[/small][/small]
Battlefury13: A level two storage cannon! Load tons of things in, and fire them at a enemy for maximum damage! Its x10 times better than a storage shotgun.
Battlefury13: Can't forget sweet nightmares. Which is the horrible fusion of Trickster and Grimdark. Luckily, its only level three. The proper converson methods for either are level ten.
Battlefury13: And finally, the Picture of Her and Her Camera.
Battlefury13: Lets just say they are connected to Alicia enough for her to take my crafting of them... Personally.
Battlefury13: Also, N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST. The horrible, horrible fusion of Grimdark, Trickster, and a chunk of B1NARY.
Battlefury13: Probably not a good idea to hold on ones hand.












Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]

Dogfort 5/20 from doctoredtoast
Dogfort 5/20 1+ from upd00p 1+ from piono







2+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast[/spoiler

Originally posted on 2016-06-11 21:32:00

Francisco, while you're still awake, that 13 is how much charge you have without your charge per turn, due to not accepting assists. You should be on 14/15 and 8/15.

I really shouldn't make pseudo-nulls right now.

Originally posted on 2016-06-11 21:37:00

4/10 Tapeworm. (+1 from battlef)
2/15 Mayor Maynot.

+1 to battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie

Noah stares at FallenArchangel.
FallenArchangel stares at Noah.
Noah stares at FallenArchangel.
FallenArchangel stares at Noah.
Noah stares at his computer.
FallenArchangel stares at Noah staring at his computer.
He then turns his gaze to Noah's computer.

Noah isn't paying attention to Fransisco. He's too busy playing Age of Mythology: Extended Edition. You all are then kindly provided with an advertisement to explain what that is, in case you don't know.
//AD BREAK//
AGE OF MYTHOLOGY. IT'S A GAME. IT'S-
//OKAYTHATSENOUGHADS//
So have you got the jist of it now? Nice.

So Noah plays Age of Mythology. As it turns out, FallenArchangel is playing too! In fact, they are playing directly against one another! In faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaact, FallenArchangel's lifeforce is intrinsically tied to that of his people in the game? How awesome is that?!

So basically, they go about they're business play AoM. Since, for whatever reason, FallenArchangel got to start an hour or two real time before his opponent, Noah was at a major disadvantage. Since Noah was evidently INCREDIBLY more skilled at Age of Mythology (probably due to the SUPREME decision-making skills that FallenArchangel seems to lack), FallenArchangel was only barely winning. How you could not have already won a game of Age of Mythology (or any Realtime RTS) when you have a 2 hour lead over your opponent is beyond me.

Eventually they got to the point where they were summoning Titans. Of course, FallenArchangel finished his first. A gargantuan, anthropomorphic jackal rose out of a large pit, and started striding towards Noah's reasonable settlement.

Just as it was about to take out his palace-like building and lose Noah the game, it was suddenly paused.

Noah: Hang on.
Noah: I think you had a bit of a headstart.
Noah: How about this,
Noah: I'll use a cheatcode or two to get me back in the game.
FallenAA: [something that would be along the lines of 'WHAT NO'. That is, if he wasn't suddenly interrupted.
Noah: k thank.

Noah rewound the game about 10 seconds, then paused again.

Noah: Okay, let's see what we have here...

>PANDORAS BOX
Noah gains godlike powers! Specifically four godlike powers.
- SPIDER LAIR
- LIGHTNING BOLT
- DECONSTRUCT
- IMPLODE

He places the Spider Lair at FallenArchangel's Town. Immediately, a brood of massive spiders pop out and begin ravenously devouring the citizens. Om nomnom. Nom om. Mon nom.

Next, he uses lightning bolt a couple of times on the Titan. Pew pew pew pew pew, ZAP and dead. Just like that. God powers are pretty nice.

Next, he clicks his fingers and points at FallenArchangel's palace. About 3 seconds later, it disappears.
Poof.
That's time magic for ya.

Finally, Noah puts two fingers shoulderlength apart. He brings them together and the air between them begins to crackle with blue lightning. A sphere begins to grow between them, pulling in that which is around it. As his fingers are nearly touching, and the gravitational forces are nearly unbearable, he thrusts his hands forward, tossing the orb towards FallenArchangel's sprawl of towns and, more importantly, people.

The orb immediately chows down on everything it comes in contact with, and as it grows in mass, pulls more and more into it's event horizon.

It leaves a trail of destruction in it's wake. The pain caused to his people, would surely hurt FallenArchangel also. The amount of lives lost today may never be match-

>WRATH OF THE GODS.
- METEOR
- EARTHQUAKE
- LIGHTNING STORM
- TORNADO

...It seems I may be mistaken. Despite all the destruction, it would seem only a small fraction of FallenArchangel's urban sprawl had been harmed by his previous assault. Perhaps not, this time.
Definitely not.

Noah's avatar (not that AoM has avatars, but w/e) stares at a rather nice looking Wonder. All that gold, food and wood must be nice.
Well, that's what you would say if there WAS a Wonder there. Wonder? You don't see a Wonder. Only a large, meteor-shaped hole.
Wierd.

Moving swiftly onwards, Noah then casts Lightning Stor- YOU KNOW WHAT. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT ALL THIS STUFF WILL DO. IT WILL KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE AND ALSO DAMAGE FALLEN ARCHANGEL AS A RESULT. Let's get onto the more fun cheat codes.

>FEAR THE FORAGE.

Fear the forage indeed, FallenArchangel. It would seem that that is all you may do at this stage, given that the poison (from the spiders) entering your people's bloodstreams is now entering your own. What an incredible twist of fate. "HOW INCREDIBLY IRONIC," as the maestro of shitty twists himself would say.

The bushes around FallenArchangel's city rummaged. Then, they stood up. Each one slowly hobbled towards the population. The citizens could easily outrun them, but FallenArchangel is too busy getting whacked with a collapsed parabola to command his units right now.

And so, his empire crumbled to the all-consuming wrath of some sentient bushes, which succeeded by basically lightly rubbing against the people until they got annoyed and died. The buildings took much longer to take down, since they pretty much had to wear the buildings down with leaves. Not an easy feat.

Now, 'why couldn't FallenArchangel command his troops at that particular point in time?' I hear you ask. Good question, Guy That Always Asks Good Questions That Are Appropriate For The Current Situation. He was kinda getting busy getting whacked around by a collapsed parabola-wielding Noah.

That also meant that he couldn't try to counter this attack with a charge like a real dunce. He was too busy getting clobbered for that. Plus thats in bad spirit.

'But isn't a collapsed parabola just a line?' Yet another good question from Guy That Always Asks Good Questions That Are Appropriate For The Current Situation. Yes, it is. A parabola may also be described as an Arch Angle, if you will. A collapsed parabola may describe an arch angle that has fallen, perhaps. So yes, Noah was whacking FallenArchangel with a Fallen Arch Angle. By which I mean a line.

Noah proceeds back off to raise his eyebrows, daring Fransisco to attack him in retaliation.

~

The Charge Demon hammers Hypno into the ground, while Noah questions the significance of the Mountain.

Originally posted on 2016-06-12 08:57:00

Oh, cool, two of the zombies aren't back to being dead! Wish they were on MY side, but oh well.

He glances over at Archangel's salt-based attack, watching it kill Rose, then smirks when the attack continues and targets him. In fact, he stands there, in a jesus pose, and openly takes the first attack, from the Salt-based copy of Alicia, straight to the chest. There's a pause as he takes a step back... that didn't even scratch him.

You idiots. You do realize that salt, in solid form, is a crystal? A rather SOFT crystal, come to think of it? And you're using THAT to attack someone who turns into crystals whenever he runs out of-

He's then hit again.

...Health? Okay, guess I'm doing this, then.

He snaps his fingers. The sky darkens with clouds. And then... it promptly begins raining freshwater rain, which as we all know, is very combiney with salt. And, what with the high concentration of salt around, the water has plenty of substance to be absorbed into. Which is good, because Verdana literally drained a whole bunch of freshwater lakes on Earth to get the water over, so there's also plenty of water. As the rain continues, and continues, and continues, more water is forced into the salt beings, who to their credit, are still pursuing Verdana as he kayaks around. But there's too much water, even for all of their salt, to absorb. Soon enough, it overwhelms them, then the tides recede without a trace. Something seems off...

Oops.

Cue the Saltmalgamate - a living abomination, made entirely out of salt, the result of many salt-based creatures being forcibly fused together. Horrific, painful, and downright disturbing, this beastie is one nasty-looking sight to behold. It's also helpless, as a result of its many limbs and minds all disagreeing with each other, resulting in the creature trying to move in all directions at once. This is impossible, as any good physicist will tell you, except in quantum physics, where shit stops making sense. As a result, the Saltmalgamate tears itself apart, and proceeds to explode into... a nuclear fireball?


Shoo out The Clowns: 20/20 (+1 from Alicia)

The Mimelord suddenly finds himself being caught on the end of a broom, then ejected from the battlefield. A sign is put up to notify everyone that clowns of any kind have been declared illegal.

Power Of DIO: 12/20 (+3 from Alicia, +2 from Piono, +3 from Doctors)

+3 to Doctors (sorry, Piono, but that store credit value is just too perfect)

Originally posted on 2016-06-12 13:50:00

Archangel simply closes the goddamn game.
Not Minecraft, AoM.
FallenArchangel: Lemme tell you something.
FallenArchangel: Egypt was better than Greece.
FallenArchangel: [Roasting Intensifies]
Well, that was... weird.
And even weirder was Verdana's attack.
FallenArchangel: Ey, Verdana, who says there is only one type of salt?
FallenArchangel: Just like, according to Battlefury, people know only about pet dogs, while there is a whole universe of them, this is kinda same. You know only about the water-meltable, sea salt, while there are millions of types.
FallenArchangel: So, you didn't notice all that black salt over there? That is Voidsalt. It is so drained of it's quantities and qualities, it shouldn't even exist. That at the top of Mountain is Bloodsalt. The crystals actually drain blood from people. That brown thing next to you... well, that is dirt. But that thing BEHIND you is Antiverdanageneticsalt. You can already guess what it does.
Archangel, pls stahp making them nullposts.
FallenArchangel: NEVER.

Originally posted on 2016-06-12 14:41:00

Have to afk for a while...
piono, I will use your 2 charges later.

Originally posted on 2016-06-12 14:56:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1465593528))

@consumer: Just a note for my action, I've been going back and binge-reading, the gravitational core's stated effect is dealing 40-50K damage to anything with more than 100K health, and insta-killing anything with less, unless it has the BOSS tag, in which case it won't get insta-killed. The PAP Mech no longer has the BOSS tag on it. 3 spare charges 13/15 for spare charge 13/15 for energy core +1 to toast, engie and battlefury "Hmm... wonderful counterattack you have there." Eric whips out a card from within his cloak. 10 (the second roll was just me doublechecking to make sure I'd rolled properly) If pattern 10 deals damage or applies debuffs, they will go to Rose and the zombie PAP Mech. If it instead applies buffs or healing, those'll go to Eric and Gale. "It really is too bad that I've got better weaponry than you two freaks." Eric digs into his pockets and pulls out the gravitational core, tossing it to Gale. "Use this on the stupid robot over there, would you? Watch out for the recoil damage though."

You draw from the Deck of Spellcards, getting card X, Subterranean Rose. A pulse of bullets appear from the card that you hold up, before waves of bullets slam into Rose, the Zombie PAP-Mech, as well as surrounding yourself and Gale in a maze of vines and roses. Rose is now Burnt and Impaled with Thorns while the Zombie PAP-Mech takes 25,000 damage. You and Gale then gain 25,000 HP Rose Barriers. You then take 2 damage, before hearing 'Another One Bites the Dust' repeating, over, and over again. You feel time screw around for a second, restricted by the powers of a Spoil of War, before an explosive engulfs you, and Verdana, dealing 5 damage, which will increase on subsequent activations. Your Rose Barrier absorbs most of that, but Verdana bites the dust.

If it wasn't for a spoil activating it, the effect would be slightly worse. Assuming that engie knows JoJo and not just JoJo related memes with his Power of DIO charge, he may be able to guess or Google this.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1465594669))

5/5 Have some mana, some mana 4 U DONE 2/10 Tapeworm. (+1 from piono) 1/15 Mayor Maynot. (+1 from piono) +1 to battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie Noah uses the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom! He then expends his charge, supposedly as a free action. Have some mana, some mana 4 U EXPENDED! Noah is overwhelmed with mana, and Karmic Retribution instantly vanishes! Any leftover energy is put into his next attack! Since it is quite clear no-one else is going to post at a point reasonable to me, I'll only be posting once today. Bluh.

You remove Karmic Retribution, as well activating the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom. An aura of taint appears, before out pops a heavily tainted version of Wendy Koopa. As well as attacking enemies, she inflicts stun. That's pretty much it . You then take 4 damage.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1465676469))

FallenArchangel: . FallenArchangel: . FallenArchangel: . FallenArchangel: y FallenArchangel: Y FallenArchangel: Y FallenArchangel: Y?! You remember what happened in DTG:2 when you pulled off that prank on Richard? And only thing he could say was "Heh"? And that "Heh" later doomed you with the Calamity? FallenArchangel: Heh. And suddenly, with the powers of the two +1's from the updates, a regular End Portal appears in the middle of nowhere. Another Eldritch Abomination comes out of it, a spirit-like enderman being with two giant skeletal wings coated with purple skin coming out of its shoulders [AG] Kizzgax, the Ender Guardian: 175.000/175.000 HP. Black Aurem: IIIII. Guardian Wrath: IIIIIIIIII. Immune to Physical, Dark and Arcane attacks. Weak to Water and Light attacks. ..... ..... ..... Actually, it fails, since there were some complications with charges. FallenArchangel: Well, dog damn it. Better get straight with the attack? FallenArchangel: Ey, Alicia, mind sharing some of that salt? FallenArchangel: I already have all of mine focused, but that won't be enough to get rid of these idiots. If Alicia agrees, he takes out his Salt Extractor and uses it on both of them. Actually, he uses it on the whole battlefield in case of any more salt. And then, Rose experiences TRUE SALT. EVERYONE experiences TRUE SALT. Even Battlefury's dogs experience TRUE SALT. And then, bam, every single entity has a counterpart made of literal salt. Even the ground is now salt. The Mountain gains a cover of salt. Verdana and his pack of zombies are also met with a storm of salt, and if anyone read anything about original zombies, they know that zombies die again if they eat salt. Many a Salt Dog emerge from the ground and start forming a Dogged Bowser ripoff. The Mimelord looks at its salt counterpart and most likely takes its powers. EVERY. SINGLE. DOGDAMN. THING. GETS. SALTY!!! Only one person seems not affected by changes. Archangel himself sits there, in the middle, on a throne of salt. His true role has been found. He is. The first. The last. The only. THE LORD OF SALT. The Saltstorm spins faster and faster, forming a vortex around him. The finished product of Salted Dogged Bowser walks over to him. Archangel unfolds his wings and flies over to his back, using him as his mount. The salt counterparts swarm around him, creating an army, with the Saltmodder Alicia leading them. Everyone brutally overkills Rose. But that didn't satisfy him completely, so he chooses Verdana as his next target. And then... FallenArchangel: UMBRAL POSSESSION. FallenArchangel: Well, too late for that. Let's just pray to Lord Dog this works. FallenArchangel: Charges: Ender Guardian: 14/15 (Complicated complications of complicatedness) The First Seal: 8/15 (+1 from updog, +1 from late update)

As you still have the stats and you still mention summoning him, you early summon Kizzgax, the Ender Guardian, whose HP is getting nerfed. That's around the power of a 35 post, 33 to be exact, not 14. Elemental resistance isn't really a thing in DTG, apart from flavour text. You should specify what specials do ahead of time so I can nerf them, or otherwise, I'll make things up based on the charge name. Apart from that, thanks for providing the entity framework. It makes things just that slightest bit easier.

Alicia doesn't accept giving her salt to you, and instead watches as you attempt to murder Rose. Umbral Possession promptly activates, and makes you strike the Mimelord with salt for 20,000 damage.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1465677124))

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 6/6 finished, 1+ armor. Oblivion && Wand = 2/4 Wand of Obvlion DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Battlefury13: I don't have much time to stop and talk, but i can offer you a trade for some of the orchid energy stuff. Battlefury13: If you happen to know a location of the Mates base, or just Stevei and Binary, i would trade for that. battlefury13: I have a rather nice aresenal of stuff i never use, and can duplicate it for you. Battlefury13: I can also duplicate an achlemiter if you happen to need one. Battlefury13: First on the list: Dogbeam Deathbook: This sightly dangourious-to-its-caster-book fires out a beam of pure dog, and death, piercing their foes and reaching into the horizon. Many user(zero)s have also complained about the rampant dog after they casted it one too many times on the same surface. Battlefury13: My Advice: Just don't hit a surface again and again without cleaning it, ideally with cyanide and anti-bacterial products* [small]Battlefury13: *Assuming the lack of ability to control it, which is very likely.[/small] Battlefury13: Next, Spongebawb's Staff, teir zero. Battlefury13: Nothing really powerful, but still nice for the starter mage, assuming you really couldn;t find anything better. Battlefury13: Next, the Dual Glitch Tem pistols, allowing one to hit targets at once with lethal Glitch-Tem crafted bullets. Battlefury13: Really nice for killing weaker enemys. Battlefury13: Next, we have the stupidly-named "XBLADES OF XTREME XPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Battlefury13: Supposed to gain XP!!!!!!!!!!!! with usage, but it seems to not have worked. Battlefury13: The Sponge Spatula! An almighty (relatively) Spatula of Sponge that has Aquamancy powers. Battlefury13: [small][small]psst consumer can i get a refund on this thing thanks[/small][/small] Battlefury13: A level two storage cannon! Load tons of things in, and fire them at a enemy for maximum damage! Its x10 times better than a storage shotgun. Battlefury13: Can't forget sweet nightmares. Which is the horrible fusion of Trickster and Grimdark. Luckily, its only level three. The proper converson methods for either are level ten. Battlefury13: And finally, the Picture of Her and Her Camera. Battlefury13: Lets just say they are connected to Alicia enough for her to take my crafting of them... Personally. Battlefury13: Also, N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST. The horrible, horrible fusion of Grimdark, Trickster, and a chunk of B1NARY. Battlefury13: Probably not a good idea to hold on ones hand. Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Dogfort 5/20 from doctoredtoast Dogfort 5/20 1+ from upd00p 1+ from piono 2+ to piono 1+ to toasted toast[/spoiler

Eclipse ripinchicken: We'll take tha SPnoge Spatual, the Xblades and Her camera and then you can stay and take some of the sicknasty loot
[b]Eclipse ripinchicken: we don't even needan alchemiter
Eclipse ripinchicken: we have /alchemy[/b]

ripinchicken waits for you to give him your alchemies. You may or may not want to renegotiate the alchemies that you'll give him.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1465718236))

4/10 Tapeworm. (+1 from battlef) 2/15 Mayor Maynot. +1 to battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie Noah stares at FallenArchangel. FallenArchangel stares at Noah. Noah stares at FallenArchangel. FallenArchangel stares at Noah. Noah stares at his computer. FallenArchangel stares at Noah staring at his computer. He then turns his gaze to Noah's computer. Noah isn't paying attention to Fransisco. He's too busy playing Age of Mythology: Extended Edition. You all are then kindly provided with an advertisement to explain what that is, in case you don't know. //AD BREAK// AGE OF MYTHOLOGY. IT'S A GAME. IT'S- //OKAYTHATSENOUGHADS// So have you got the jist of it now? Nice. So Noah plays Age of Mythology. As it turns out, FallenArchangel is playing too! In fact, they are playing directly against one another! In faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaact, FallenArchangel's lifeforce is intrinsically tied to that of his people in the game? How awesome is that?! So basically, they go about they're business play AoM. Since, for whatever reason, FallenArchangel got to start an hour or two real time before his opponent, Noah was at a major disadvantage. Since Noah was evidently INCREDIBLY more skilled at Age of Mythology (probably due to the SUPREME decision-making skills that FallenArchangel seems to lack), FallenArchangel was only barely winning. How you could not have already won a game of Age of Mythology (or any Realtime RTS) when you have a 2 hour lead over your opponent is beyond me. Eventually they got to the point where they were summoning Titans. Of course, FallenArchangel finished his first. A gargantuan, anthropomorphic jackal rose out of a large pit, and started striding towards Noah's reasonable settlement. Just as it was about to take out his palace-like building and lose Noah the game, it was suddenly paused. Noah: Hang on. Noah: I think you had a bit of a headstart. Noah: How about this, Noah: I'll use a cheatcode or two to get me back in the game. FallenAA: [something that would be along the lines of 'WHAT NO'. That is, if he wasn't suddenly interrupted. Noah: k thank. Noah rewound the game about 10 seconds, then paused again. Noah: Okay, let's see what we have here... >PANDORAS BOX Noah gains godlike powers! Specifically four godlike powers. - SPIDER LAIR - LIGHTNING BOLT - DECONSTRUCT - IMPLODE He places the Spider Lair at FallenArchangel's Town. Immediately, a brood of massive spiders pop out and begin ravenously devouring the citizens. Om nomnom. Nom om. Mon nom. Next, he uses lightning bolt a couple of times on the Titan. Pew pew pew pew pew, ZAP and dead. Just like that. God powers are pretty nice. Next, he clicks his fingers and points at FallenArchangel's palace. About 3 seconds later, it disappears. Poof. That's time magic for ya. Finally, Noah puts two fingers shoulderlength apart. He brings them together and the air between them begins to crackle with blue lightning. A sphere begins to grow between them, pulling in that which is around it. As his fingers are nearly touching, and the gravitational forces are nearly unbearable, he thrusts his hands forward, tossing the orb towards FallenArchangel's sprawl of towns and, more importantly, people. The orb immediately chows down on everything it comes in contact with, and as it grows in mass, pulls more and more into it's event horizon. It leaves a trail of destruction in it's wake. The pain caused to his people, would surely hurt FallenArchangel also. The amount of lives lost today may never be match- >WRATH OF THE GODS. - METEOR - EARTHQUAKE - LIGHTNING STORM - TORNADO ...It seems I may be mistaken. Despite all the destruction, it would seem only a small fraction of FallenArchangel's urban sprawl had been harmed by his previous assault. Perhaps not, this time. Definitely not. Noah's avatar (not that AoM has avatars, but w/e) stares at a rather nice looking Wonder. All that gold, food and wood must be nice. Well, that's what you would say if there WAS a Wonder there. Wonder? You don't see a Wonder. Only a large, meteor-shaped hole. Wierd. Moving swiftly onwards, Noah then casts Lightning Stor- YOU KNOW WHAT. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT ALL THIS STUFF WILL DO. IT WILL KILL A LOT OF PEOPLE AND ALSO DAMAGE FALLEN ARCHANGEL AS A RESULT. Let's get onto the more fun cheat codes. >FEAR THE FORAGE. Fear the forage indeed, FallenArchangel. It would seem that that is all you may do at this stage, given that the poison (from the spiders) entering your people's bloodstreams is now entering your own. What an incredible twist of fate. "HOW INCREDIBLY IRONIC," as the maestro of shitty twists himself would say. The bushes around FallenArchangel's city rummaged. Then, they stood up. Each one slowly hobbled towards the population. The citizens could easily outrun them, but FallenArchangel is too busy getting whacked with a collapsed parabola to command his units right now. And so, his empire crumbled to the all-consuming wrath of some sentient bushes, which succeeded by basically lightly rubbing against the people until they got annoyed and died. The buildings took much longer to take down, since they pretty much had to wear the buildings down with leaves. Not an easy feat. Now, 'why couldn't FallenArchangel command his troops at that particular point in time?' I hear you ask. Good question, Guy That Always Asks Good Questions That Are Appropriate For The Current Situation. He was kinda getting busy getting whacked around by a collapsed parabola-wielding Noah. That also meant that he couldn't try to counter this attack with a charge like a real dunce. He was too busy getting clobbered for that. Plus thats in bad spirit. 'But isn't a collapsed parabola just a line?' Yet another good question from Guy That Always Asks Good Questions That Are Appropriate For The Current Situation. Yes, it is. A parabola may also be described as an Arch Angle, if you will. A collapsed parabola may describe an arch angle that has fallen, perhaps. So yes, Noah was whacking FallenArchangel with a Fallen Arch Angle. By which I mean a line. Noah proceeds back off to raise his eyebrows, daring Fransisco to attack him in retaliation. ~ The Charge Demon hammers Hypno into the ground, while Noah questions the significance of the Mountain.

You promptly deal 19 damage to Francisco. No, seriously, that's what it calculates to.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1465735833))

Oh, cool, two of the zombies aren't back to being dead! Wish they were on MY side, but oh well. He glances over at Archangel's salt-based attack, watching it kill Rose, then smirks when the attack continues and targets him. In fact, he stands there, in a jesus pose, and openly takes the first attack, from the Salt-based copy of Alicia, straight to the chest. There's a pause as he takes a step back... that didn't even scratch him. You idiots. You do realize that salt, in solid form, is a crystal? A rather SOFT crystal, come to think of it? And you're using THAT to attack someone who turns into crystals whenever he runs out of- He's then hit again. ...Health? Okay, guess I'm doing this, then. He snaps his fingers. The sky darkens with clouds. And then... it promptly begins raining freshwater rain, which as we all know, is very combiney with salt. And, what with the high concentration of salt around, the water has plenty of substance to be absorbed into. Which is good, because Verdana literally drained a whole bunch of freshwater lakes on Earth to get the water over, so there's also plenty of water. As the rain continues, and continues, and continues, more water is forced into the salt beings, who to their credit, are still pursuing Verdana as he kayaks around. But there's too much water, even for all of their salt, to absorb. Soon enough, it overwhelms them, then the tides recede without a trace. Something seems off... Oops. Cue the Saltmalgamate - a living abomination, made entirely out of salt, the result of many salt-based creatures being forcibly fused together. Horrific, painful, and downright disturbing, this beastie is one nasty-looking sight to behold. It's also helpless, as a result of its many limbs and minds all disagreeing with each other, resulting in the creature trying to move in all directions at once. This is impossible, as any good physicist will tell you, except in quantum physics, where shit stops making sense. As a result, the Saltmalgamate tears itself apart, and proceeds to explode into... a nuclear fireball? Shoo out The Clowns: 19 20/20 (+1 from Alicia) The Mimelord suddenly finds himself being caught on the end of a broom, then ejected from the battlefield. A sign is put up to notify everyone that clowns of any kind have been declared illegal. Power Of DIO: 11 12/20 (+3 from Alicia, +2 from Piono, +3 from Doctors) +3 to Doctors (sorry, Piono, but that store credit value is just too perfect)

You get hit by Salicia, before remembering that you're dead, and the only thing allowing you to act right now is a mercy clause. You attempt to counter, and successfully do so, mainly because counter or not, you're still licking the dust. The Mimelord mimes out a troll face. You promptly realise that it stole your Barrier Strength earlier. The Mimelord promptly takes 20,000 damage, at the cost of losing its Barrier Strength passive.

You then do the crystal thing.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1465738904))

Archangel simply closes the goddamn game. Not Minecraft, AoM. FallenArchangel: Lemme tell you something. FallenArchangel: Egypt was better than Greece. FallenArchangel: [Roasting Intensifies] Well, that was... weird. And even weirder was Verdana's attack. FallenArchangel: Ey, Verdana, who says there is only one type of salt? FallenArchangel: Just like, according to Battlefury, people know only about pet dogs, while there is a whole universe of them, this is kinda same. You know only about the water-meltable, sea salt, while there are millions of types. FallenArchangel: So, you didn't notice all that black salt over there? That is Voidsalt. It is so drained of it's quantities and qualities, it shouldn't even exist. That at the top of Mountain is Bloodsalt. The crystals actually drain blood from people. That brown thing next to you... well, that is dirt. But that thing BEHIND you is Antiverdanageneticsalt. You can already guess what it does. Archangel, pls stahp making them nullposts. FallenArchangel: NEVER.

You close down the game, only to continue getting crushed by Noah due to the awesomeness of the attack, and the fact that he still attacked you in AscensionCraft. You then expose Verdana's dead crystalline corpse to salt. Nothing happens.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1465739811))

Have to afk for a while... piono, I will use your 2 charges later.

You're now in the idlers list.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Envoy effects disappear, Noah heals for 2 HP due to murder.. The Elemental Golem, which should have activated Protect last turn, but didn't, which doesn't matter as nothing attacked Eric anyway, uses Element Swap, going into Air mode. Eric gains 40% Evasiveness. While Noah questions the Mountain's significance, the salt covered Mountain questions Noah's existence. Somehow. This is all well and good until the Mountain slams into Noah for 5 damage, -3 from Armour. Somehow. It then begins shaking, before salt begins flying off of it. The Summoning Stone summons the Water Ascendant.

The Mimelord mimes out a carriage crash involving Tracer, who takes 20,000 damage, ignoring evasiveness, before the Mimelord mimes out Tracer's Evasiveness. The Archons smash into the Fish Tank for 30,000 damage. The Cleric heals the Mimelord for 15,000 damage. Hypno, somehow having seen the future, in a bid to preserve itself, hits the Charge Demon for 2,000 damage. Kizzgax cuts down the Fish Tank for 12,000 damage. The Water Ascendant drowns Rosetta for a few seconds, adding Internally Damage to her list of negative status effects.

demonologist picks up the Gravitational Core, takes out her sword, before smashing it into the Zombie PAP-Mech.
ERROR 13: Incorrect spoil user.
The PAP-Mech takes 10,000 damage from the force used in that, but the Core fails to activate. Janeth respawns, looking very salty, and not just salty from the terrain, either. Janeth respawns. Somehow. It may or may not be related to the Fortress respawning system. Rosetta is too hurt to bother to move. Instead, she commands the PAP-Mech to send blasts of Gravcrush onto Eric, completely ignoring demonologist. The Rose Barrier is destroyed, and he gains 2 stacks of Gravcrush. Zombie Tracer uses Boost or whatever that evasion up thing was called, before striking the Mimelord for 10,000 damage as well as gaining a Pulse Bomb Stack. The Charge Demon gains 14,000 current and max HP from Francisco's charge, before obeying Hypno, and smashing into Rosetta, who promptly falls dead. Tainted Wendy Koopa strikes Hypno for 20,000 damage, as well as stun for a single turn. The Fish Tank punches Hypno for 10,000 damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before realising that she still can't summon due to the Narrative forcing her to not always be invulnerable. For some, helpful reason, nobody has attacked her, which is helpful. She takes advantage of the sheer amount of salt to change the Crater of Dog into the Crater of Salt, dealing moderate damage per turn to non-PGs, and non-Fortress entities, before choking the Summoning Stone and Cleric to death with salt, as well as absorbing all of the Water Archons into the salt. You probably want to start attacking her fast, because your chance to hit her will disappear very, very, soon.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Crater of Salt (All non-PGs, non-Fortresss take moderate salt based damage per turn.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 1/20 HP, Umbral Possession.

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 2/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery: IIIII, Envoy's Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b], Gravcrush: II[b]III[/b], Rose Barrier: 0/25,000 HP
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 13/25 HP, 90,200 Research, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, +1 HP for every entity killed to a maximum of 2 per turn, 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed

[PG] engie/Verdana: 0/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet) Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Windfury: IIII, Element Swap: III
[???] Mountain: 395,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY, Transformation: I.
[???] Summoning Stone: 36,000/50,000 HP, Master: sunnyau [AG], Summons entities every turn, Guarding Gale and Eric.

[AG] Mimelord: 68,000/150,000 HP, Copies a victim's ability on hit or being hit, End of a Journey: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], The Whispers: [b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b], Copied: Mind Manipulation (Dream Demon), Conductor: I[b]II[/b] (Oktavia), Evasive (50%) (Tracer).
[AG] Archons:
Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x420)
Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x240), Airborn, Evasive (40%)
Water Archons: 0/50 HP (x20), Nautical.
[AG] Cleric: 0/80,000 HP.
[AG] Hypno: 45,000/75,000 HP, Overrides the entity order of the victim, Stun: [b]I[/b].
[AG] Kizzgax, the Ender Guardian: 80,000/80,000 HP. Black Aurem: IIIII. Guardian Wrath: IIIIIIIIII. Immune to Physical, Dark and Arcane attacks. Weak to Water and Light attacks.
[AG] Water Ascendant: 80,000/80,000 HP, Diluvial: III, Shipwreck: III, Aspects: III.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 17/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Rose Barrier: 25,000/25,000 HP
[N] Janeth: Respawns: IIIII, Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Controlled Anomaly (x4), XXI - The World (x10), Verdant Destroyer: III.
[N] Rosetta: Dead, Respawns: IIIII, Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Temporal Denial Emblem (x5), Another One Bites the Dust CD (x8), Fallen Deductor: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b].
[N] Zombie PAP-Mech Mk. 1: 55,000/90,000 HP, Inflicts Gravcrush, Bonetrousle: [b]III
[/b][N] Zombie Tracer: Tracer: 40,000/60,000 HP, Evasive (50% + 30%), Double-Action. Pulse Bomb Stacks: II[b]I[/b]
[N] Charge Demon: 112,000/114,000 HP, Gains power from charges.
[N] Tainted Wendy Koopa: 90,000/90,000 HP, Inflicts Stun, Nautical.

[PG] Fish Tank: 38,000/80,000 HP

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP

[MATES TESTING GROUND]
[AG] battlefury13: 16/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Umbral Possession.

[N] Eclipse Players: Satisfied.


[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIIIII] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIIIII[b]II[/b]] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): READY!, Owner: engie [PG]
[I[b]IIII[/b]] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[I[b]IIII[/b]] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-12 19:40:00

Jun 11 2016, 04:32 PM
Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11)

Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 6/6 finished, 1+ armor.

Oblivion && Wand = 2/4 Wand of Obvlion DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i rapidly somehow duplicate the items requested, and proceed to hand them to ripinchicken, before grabbing some of the orchid energy stuff, and flying back to the battlefield I then phone a call to
6/6 EXPENDED
??? Possession Industries, which is in charge of many, many presences who possess people. After finishing their call, they give the following call to the person who is in charge of my possession:
??? Industries: Uhhh, Due to budget cuts, i'm afraid we can no longer maintain the Umbral Possession department.
???: WHAT? What budget cuts?!
??? Industries: Sorry, we don't have the money to explain.
??? Industries: Oh and your fired get out.
??? Is promptly ejected into a volcano.
This results in battlefury losing Umbral Possession .
i then hooperdooth me toast and the mimelord because the mimelord is kewl

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]

Dogfort 6/20
BUDGET CUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTS 6/6

2+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast[/spoiler

Originally posted on 2016-06-12 22:14:00

9/10 Tapeworm (+3 from engie (thank), +1 from battlef)
3/15 Mayor Maynot.

+1 to battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie

Noah opens up UE4, and drops a Blocking Volume simulating physics on FallenArchangel. Which is basically an invisible wall.

Originally posted on 2016-06-12 22:32:00

Jun 11 2016, 04:32 PM
Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11)

Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 6/6 finished, 1+ armor.

Oblivion && Wand = 3/4 Wand of Obvlion DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I proceed to lazily poke the Mimelord, giving him the abilitys of the Seadweller's emblem (10% crits, natucial) I then poke him a second time, giving him a copy of Demonic Contract. I then attempt to poke him a third time in an attempt to give him a hyperdeath charge/ 2 armor. Also, the Aegis of Dog grants one armor, and i equip it. This brings my armor up to three.

Meanwhile...
??? crawls out of a volcano, badly burned.
???: Ugh. Why did Alicia have to strongarm me into joining that company for the sake of that single debuff?
???: Whats the point, anyway? I just got budget cut into oblivion.
???: Stupid Maria. Stupid Alicia. All making me change my job, only to get budget cut before i even get a paycheck!
???: I'm gonna make Alicia PAY for this! I'm gonna budget cut her in half!
???: >[ S ]: Make Her Pay ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4LfG3lSDxE)
??? uses ATTACK-CONVENIENT PSYCHIC POWERS to somehow mind control Maria's corpse. Dont question it, unless you want me to give the Mime powers of dog. At any rate, Maria's corpse glows cobalt blue, and the umbral energy spews forth from her corpse, glowing blue. The sheer rage of the BUDGET CUTS glows though the umbral energy, blinding all with a white that has no green- The greeness of money has been budget cut from it, after all. It surges towards Alicia. Alicia attempts to counter...

BUDGET CUTS! The light energy/whatever alicia was using is promptly unable to used- Her infinite budget simply cannot afford it!

Next, she simply attempts to godmod it to be under her contro- BUDGET CUTS.

She is unable to afford additional minions, sadly. Especially attack-based minions such as the Umbral Energy.

She then attempts to simply remove from exi- BUDGET CUTS. The universe is suffering from budget cuts, that can only be fix if the Umbral Energy stays in existance.

Alicia then attempts to explain that ??? has nothing to do with her, but her fingers suffer from budget cuts and are unable to move, while her millions of keyboards explode from budget cuts. She attempts to use Mind Control to get someone to speak the truth, but alas, budget cuts. Everything she does? Budget cuts.

The umbral budget cuts flow into her, and proceed to decide that one unified body is hard enough to maintain- the only way to make this is easier is to cut her in half! Her torso splits in two, as does her body!

It then decides, WHO NEEDS MUSCLES? Alicia's musles wither away, turning to black dust.

Finally, it decides to BUDGET CUT Alicia's brain stem. Her heart stops, and the budget cuts proceed to power down her entire body in a biological fashion, before she is fired from Godmodder inc due to budget cuts, and fired into a volcano that melts godmodders.

Shortly there after, Godmodder Inc realizes that they need more budget cuts, but not before rehiring Alicia. Unless that wouldn't happen without me mentioning in this attack. In which case, Godmodder Inc traps her in the volcano.


Finally, the Budget Cut energy outright erases several points of life from existance, before exploding. From budget cuts.

Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]

Dogfort 7/20
Dogfort Again 2/20 1+ from toast

2+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast[/spoiler

Originally posted on 2016-06-13 08:08:00

10/10 Tapeworm. DONE.
5/15 Mayor Maynot. (+1 from battlef)

+1 to battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie

Tapeworm charge expended!

You hear rumbling from deep below...
The ground shakes and... out pops a cassette tape. It immediately unravels, then the magnetic tape grows and lengthens... It begins to writhe and become...
Sentient, even.

The final product is a long filmstrip cross-worm type thing.

TAPEWORM SUMMONED!

Tapeworm. No hp.
2-Dimensions: The Tapeworm has 75 Frames. This serves as it's HP and form of attack. When it attacks, the Tapeworm flashes the target with a frame from a film, dealing damage. This burns up to 5 frames, based on how much damage it wants to deal. As it loses frames, it loses attack, but this does not affect Montage. 1000:1 damage to frame ratio.
Montage: Applies the Starstruck debuff. Tapeworm is stunned for the duration, cancelled if it dies. Cooldown: 6.
Rewind: Tapeworm restores 8 frames. Cooldown: 2.

Starstruck: Affected takes DoT and is stunned for up to 3 turns. Tapeworm loses 4 frames each turn.

Tapeworm flashes 3 frames at the eldritch dude. The Charge Demon impales the Fish Tank without Arms, while Wendy whacks Zombie PAP-Mech.

Originally posted on 2016-06-13 09:14:00

Verdana being Verdana, post-crystal dome creation and regeneration of his body, he punches his way out, then rolls over and flops onto the ground. Something seems different... specifically, he has a giant pair of butterfly wings grafted onto his back, with predominantly red coloured patterns spiralling through them. A moment passes.

I feel weird. My center of gravity feels like it moved.

Charges
Power Of DIO: 16/20 (+2 from Alicia, +2 from Doctors)

Piono isn't here, huh... eh, guess this means more for Doctors, since I still do not want to disturb that perfect store credit value.
+3 to Doctors

Originally posted on 2016-06-13 13:05:00