QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1465159351))

12/20 Charge, demon, charge! 14/20 Research!? +1 to piono, +1 to battlefury, +1 to engie I think nerfs to Noah are completely reasonable at this point. In fact, I embrace them wholeheartedly. As a result of this wholehearted embrace, the Research charge is going to do literally nothing (ormaybejustremovekarmicretributionorsomething)- That way I will be more on par with others. What research I have now will be exclusively for entities (which is what I initially designed the resource for). As for the information, I'll take the first two adminlogs.

I'll start writing the Ascension and stevei adminlogs (I'm surprised if anybody failed to guess that) after the update. I don't think you should nerf Research's effect - it is a 20 post charge.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1465193051))

Horribly suffer probably being reduced to 2 hp and a stick from Urmbral. Battlefury13: any idea how long it would take to track down the mates Battlefury13: I want to continue my rolfstomp of b1nary and Steven i began a while back.

Do /wild, full random teleportation, and pray that it teleports you to their base.

Anyway:
===-> Battlefury: Horribly suffer probably being reduced to 2 hp and a stick from Umbral.
You do the respawny thing. You then notice a presence in your mind. It's not Maria, but rather something else. You then notice the presence flowing into you, empowering you, enveloping you, before corrupting your soul.

You have a 50% chance to critical. Sounds good, right? When you critical, you also lose control of your actions to a hostile who may or may not allow your attack to hit the same target, but I doubt it. The only way to remove this status effect is either dying or charging.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1465193379))

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1465144166)) [N] pionoplayer/Eric: 10/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%), Elemental Mastery: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Envoy's Mark of Dog: I[b]III[b]I[/b]IIIII[/b], y [AG] O, dogs on 5. Pass the popcorn, consumer. This will be entertaining. Soon, anyway. Give it a couple of turns, and assuming its not nerfed due to being the envoy, we will have a dog exactly as strong as piono. /arf

hehehehehehehehehe.

I can confirm that the Envoy's Mark is exactly the same as [SPOILERNAME]. Stacks past five have a 20% culmulative chance of [SPOILEREFFECT] instead of a 25% culmulative chance.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1465214448))

Ugh. This cold that I'm having is utterly shitting on my ability to be creative... Verdana glances at his health bar, and decides that he desperately needs better healing. He decides to get it by wandering over to a nearby forest, taking a look at the trees nearby. They're not exactly his usual meal, but they'll do in a pinch. Slowly, he closes his eyes and sweeps out with both hands, clenching his fists tightly, drawing upon the life energies present in each of them... by tearing them clean out of the trees, causing them all to collapse into piles of wood in an instant. He opens his eyes, grins at the recovery, and wanders back to the battlefield. And then he notices the mime. Oh hell no. You just get right out of here thank you. Pointless Charge: 20/20 (+1 from Alicia) (ACTIVATE) Verdana wanders over to the mime, and proceeds to show the mime his extensive knowledge of precisely 1 hand signal - the middle finger. Only, his middle finger has been imbued with a Pain And Suffering 20 Post Charge, causing the mime to writhe in sheer agony as it feels the pain of being flipped off repeatedly dig into it's mind, nestling down in there like one hell of an annoying brain parasite. One which gives the mime intense suicidal feelings. The mime proceeds to turn around and jump off a cliff. Shoo Out The Clowns: 4/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors) +2 to Piono Verdana glances at the list of options for bonus from killing the flagship, deciding to go with the Splinter Emblem bonus.

You heal yourself for 4 HP. You then drop a 20 post charge on the Mimelord. The Mimelord jumps off a cliff, happily, and takes 0 fall damage. The sheer power of the middle finger wriggles into the Mimelords brain, and deals 75,000 damage, though. It begins to laugh like a maniac.

"Hahahahahahahaha! What a very funny joke! O)_(O"

The Mimelord is slightly annoyed at taking 75,000 damage on its first hit, and smiles like a maniac at you. 41 pairs of soulless eyes glare at you, before something bursts from your flesh, dealing 4 damage, and reversing your healling attempts. The Mimelord then happily takes your Barrier Strength as an ability.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1465217116))

Have to do things, so #shortpost. Act:I then hit the Summoning stone with a generic attack of Amplifying, amplify the damages done to the Summoning Stone more. I then claim it if possible. Entity Commanding:Nil ??? 1/? (store,1) spammer() 10/10(activate delayed, 1) +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3) glitched||wand&&protection=Glitch Of Protection(Lv3 - 2/4) Commanding:

Instead of amplifying damage to the Summoning Stone, it explodes, and joins the AGs. You may want to use spammer() as a summon. Just a heads up.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1465229496))

Archangel gtfo's out of the Idlers List and notices his health. FallenArchangel: Oh God Maria WHY. FallenArchangel: Battlefury, did you really need to make her THAT insane? Because he can't find a better way to heal himself, he uses something he has been preparing..... He (painfully) transforms into a smaller version of the creature drawn on the Door and runs towards Sayaka and attempts eating her alive. No matter how much she defends with any weapon she has, Archdemon (that's what I'm calling him while transformed into that) manages to tear appart her hand and brutally eat it, then goes off to Oktavia, Nagissa, Charlotte and Adelbert trying to eat them too, but then he quickly transforms back into his normal body so he keeps his sanity. FallenArchangel: Sorry to tell you girls, you taste awful. Then, because he is a goddamn Half-Godmodder (or at least he calls himself that) he creates himself a black glove with a scarlet Σ on it.

Sayaka takes 3 damage and you gain 3 HP but the moment you decide to continue onto Oktavia, you get smashed in the face by its sword for 1 damage. While the full explanation is somewhat complex, and somewhat spoilerrific in case I didn't completely ruin Madoka Magica for you already, let's just say that Oktavia is an extension of Sayaka's will, as Charlotte is an extension of Nagisa's will. Sayaka and Nagisa death stare you. This is somehow an insult to them.

Alicia is also insulted that you made a Godmodder glove, despite not being a godmodder, and teleports your glove into a random portion of lava.
**Divinity Alicia111: Half-godmodders don't exist.
[b]**Divinity Alicia111: You're either a godmodder, or you aren't.
**Divinity Alicia111: Implanting godmodder energy into yourself is highly dangerous, and I would recommend against it.
**Divinity Alicia111: You could ascend to Alpha that way, but don't count on it.[/b]

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1465237443))

@battlefury: One crap-ton of soldiers, coming right up! Also, I'm planning a heist on the Mates, but I want to get my current "set" of archons set up in the Fortress so I can switch my charge slots over to bringing up spare charges instead of having over half the charge going to the archons. Once I'm ready, I'll be dropping in on those suckers as soon as there's not major distractions going on. 3 spare charges 14/15 for energy barracks 13/15 for energy beasts +1 to engie, toast and sunny "Oh, really? Ow, yeah, I think I can feel it now that I focus." Eric pulls out Shiva's Glory and uses it's energy manipulation abilities to draw out the Mark of Dog debuff and get rid of it. Don't want no permanent status effects clogging up my character. Eric then turns as a massive force materializes on the battlefield. Battlefury gets 420 earth, fire, water, and air archons, with a token force of 60 plant archons. Along with those, he gets 14 purple worms, fire drakes, sea serpents and rocs. He also gets 2 treants. Enjoy the suddenly overwhelming power you now possess. Eric just sort of stares. "... looks like the Fortress is still okay then..."

You remove two stack of the Envoy's Mark. You then give Battlefury many, many Archons. Note that for purposes of entity advantage, different types of Archons and Beasts count together. Also, did you pick that number on purpose? Just wondering.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Umbral disappears for everybody except Francisco. The Summoning Stone summons a Cleric. Just a general cleric, with heavy healing abilities. The Mimelord sends the funnymouth in a private message to the Dream Demon. The Dream Demon promptly explodes, and the Mimelord takes mental manipulation as an ability. I decide to not even bother the massive amount of destructive force that Archons and Beasts do in that heavy an amount, and flat out state that they deal 50,000 to make them not completely broken. They then apply that massive force to Nagisa and Oktavia for 50,000 damage each. This translates to 12 damage for Nagisa. The Cleric then heals the Mimelord for 15,000 HP.

Sayaka is not happy about effectively taking 50k, and neither is Nagisa who literally took 50k damage. Sayaka and Oktavia work together to one-shot the Fire Archons, while Nagisa blasts the Rocs, killing 10 of them. Charlotte bites Archangel for 3 damage, while the Adelberts each kill a Purple Worm. The Fish Tank with arms punches the Mimelord for 17,000 damage. As the Fish Tank doesn't have any extra abilities apart from arms, the Mimelord fails to take anything.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before seeing the Rocs. Rocs is a homophone of Rocks. Due to this insane godmodder logic, the Rocs turn into Rocks, and fall into the Air Archons who lose half of their forces, as well as causing the Rocks to shatter. The Rocks turn back into Rocs, but by that time, the Rocs are already splattered across the floor.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.
[AG]: Reclaim the Summoning Stone, as it will give the Pro-Godmodders, many, many strong entities, easily gaining an entity advantage.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Crater of Dog (No effect just yet.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Umbral Possession.
[AG] sunnyau: 5/20 HP
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 4/20 HP, Umbral: I

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 10/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%), Elemental Mastery: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Envoy's Mark of Dog: I[b]IIIIIIIII[/b], Umbral: I
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 5/25 HP, 90,200 Research, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, +1 HP for every entity killed to a maximum of 2 per turn, 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed, Karmic Retribution.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 8/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet) Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] Mountain: 395,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 50,000/50,000 HP, Master: sunnyau [AG], Summons entities every turn, Guarding Gale and Eric.

[AG] Mimelord: 73,000/150,000 HP, Copies a victim's ability on hit or being hit, End of a Journey: III, The Whispers: [b]IIIII[/b], Copied: 5 Barrier Strength (Verdana), Mind Manipulation (Dream Demon).
[AG] Archons:
Fire Archons: 0/20 HP (x0)
Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x420)
Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x240), Airborn, Evasive (40%)
Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x420), Nautical.
Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x60)
[AG] Beasts:
Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x10), Burrow: IIII
Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x14), Scorched Earth: III
Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x14), Coil: IIIIII
Rocs: 0/1,000 HP (x0), Airborn, Pickup: II
Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x2), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[AG] Cleric: 80,000/80,000 HP.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 19/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour
[N] Dream Demon: 0/25,000 HP, Inflicts mind-related status effects.

[PG] Sayaka Miki: 20/25 HP, Has 1 Armour, Unpredictable in her attack patterns, Linked to Oktavia von Seckendorff
[PG] Oktavia von Seckendorff: 46,000/100,000 HP, Linked to Sayaka Miki, Inflicts Depression, Conductor: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Flux Poison: I
[PG] Nagisa Momoe: 14/30 HP, Linked to Charlotte.
[PG] Charlotte: 99,000/120,000 HP, Linked to Nagisa Momoe, Retaliates harshly if too much damage is dealt in a single attack
[PG] Adelbert: 6,000/10,000 HP (x6)
[PG] Fish Tank: 80,000/80,000 HP, Arms: 10,000/10,000 HP (x2), Loses attack when the Arms die.

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP


[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): [b][b][b]READY![/b][/b][/b], Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[II[b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]III[/b]] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): RECHARGING, Owner: engie [PG]
[IIII] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIII] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-06 19:43:00

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11)

Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 3/6

I decide to put this new status effect to use via spamming the /wild command, and creating maps of everything within 500 blocks nigh-instantouesly, as well as server chords of the location the map was taken in. I continue to use this until i finds the Mate's base, at which point i send the map, with the chords of the location on it, to Alicia.


battlefury13: "did you really have to make her that insane"
battlefury13: You say that as if i am entirely responsible for her insanity.
battlefury13: Which implys that i am responsible for causing it.
battlefury13: Also seriously, being a half-godmodder is like saying "i am half a dogmodder"
battlefury13: I am tempted to pour half-dogs down your throat and see how long it takes for you to turn into half a dogmodder.
battlefury13: I do wonder how long before you are offering to sell your soul to me to get me to expunge the dog from your soul.
Battlefury13: Is that a threat? Why, yes. It is.



[REWARDS]
As an alternate to what Consumer offers, i will offer a piece of infomation about [SPOILERNAME], to be chosen by you, Toast. Infomation will be sent via message, and any reveal will result in 10 stacks of Mark of [spoil0rs ]dog instantly.

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera

Dogfort 1/20
Dogfort 1/20







2+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast[/spoiler]

Originally posted on 2016-06-06 23:24:00

@consumer: Oh for the love of... no, I chose that number because I was splitting up the archons evenly between the four types that had had time to build up large amounts. Evenly splitting between all five types would've left the plant core exposed, and I'm always a little paranoid.
3 spare charges
15/15 for energy barracks
15/15 for energy beasts
1/15 for spare charge
0/15 for energy core
+1 to engie, toast and sunny

Eric continues straining to remove the mark of dog.
"Wow. Those archons hit pretty hard, although... I guess they're pretty fragile too, at least, compared to everything else."

Meanwhile back in the Fortress...
The energy barracks and artillery range are both summoned.
energy archons: 25 health, 50 attack: deals 10 recoil damage to killer (per archon) (30 summoned per round until the energy spire goes up)
energy cannons: 500 health, 5000 attack. Requires an extra round to move between zones. Hyperbeam: 4 round charge. energy cannons do not attack this round, but deal insane damage the round afterwards.



Originally posted on 2016-06-06 23:54:00

Crystal appears for a second in a flash of noncanonicity and teleports Francisco into a lightless void. Pacing back and forth, he says the following: "One. Although I know you've recently joined, that does not excuse ignorance. Half-godmodders are not a thing, no matter how hard you try to make them a thing. Two. Godmodders are not hackers, as I have gotten the impression you seem to think they are from a certain nullpost in DTG0. Godmodders are those who wield the power known as godmodding, which is technically a specific form of reality warping that is codified and vastly simplified -- think of reality warping as working in the base code of the universe, while in this metaphor godmodding would be a high-level programming language like, let's say, Java. Although this metaphor is about as far from the truth as it can be, it works as a shortcut to understanding. Godmodders warp reality to their whims, hackers code exploits into computers. Thus, half-godmodders are impossible on two fronts, seeing as godmodders are not hackers. Three. Godmodding is highly stratified, being separated into a series of 'rungs' known as the Godmodding Ladder by laid-down godmodding curses. The very lowest rung is Alpha, then Alpha Plus, Beta, Beta Plus, Gamma, Gamma Plus, Delta, Delta Plus, Omega, and finally Omega Plus. It is completely impossible to be a godmodder and be below Alpha on the Godmodding Ladder. Thus, half-godmodders are impossible on three fronts. This has been a data dump from your resident fourth-wall-breaking, canon game GMing, more than slightly irritated mage and First Guardian. Thank you for your time."

He pulls out a Clue-Hammer Mk. 10 (now with high-powered rockets for extra impact) and, sparking with red plasma, hits Francisco as hard as he can, shattering the very fabric of pseudoexistence and knocking him right out of narrative limbo and back to the Battlefield, the Fallen Archangel landing completely unharmed (or exactly as unharmed as he was previously) in a crater ten feet wide. One last bit of snark echoes through the battlefield. "We hope you will consider Crystal Enterprises for all your future canon and noncanon information needs. Thank you."

In case it wasn't obvious...
/null.

Originally posted on 2016-06-07 04:18:00

13/20 Charge, demon, charge!
17/20 Research!? (+1 from piono, +1 from battlef)

+1 to piono, +1 to battlefury, +1 to engie

Reflective Shroud on battlefury and myself. I kinda want to see what'll happen when double happens.

Noah chugs diwn some baby asprin. He thinks it's some instant heal pills, but really he's pretty healthy already. It's just his mind thinking that he is injured. The placebo effect causes his mind to instantly embody the ideal of a heal, and knits his skin back together.

Originally posted on 2016-06-07 07:38:00

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1465269532))

Crystal appears for a second in a flash of noncanonicity and teleports Francisco into a lightless void. Pacing back and forth, he says the following: "One. Although I know you've recently joined, that does not excuse ignorance. Half-godmodders are not a thing, no matter how hard you try to make them a thing. Two. Godmodders are not hackers, as I have gotten the impression you seem to think they are from a certain nullpost in DTG0. Godmodders are those who wield the power known as godmodding, which is technically a specific form of reality warping that is codified and vastly simplified -- think of reality warping as working in the base code of the universe, while in this metaphor godmodding would be a high-level programming language like, let's say, Java. Although this metaphor is about as far from the truth as it can be, it works as a shortcut to understanding. Godmodders warp reality to their whims, hackers code exploits into computers. Thus, half-godmodders are impossible on two fronts, seeing as godmodders are not hackers. Three. Godmodding is highly stratified, being separated into a series of 'rungs' known as the Godmodding Ladder by laid-down godmodding curses. The very lowest rung is Alpha, then Alpha Plus, Beta, Beta Plus, Gamma, Gamma Plus, Delta, Delta Plus, Omega, and finally Omega Plus. It is completely impossible to be a godmodder and be below Alpha on the Godmodding Ladder. Thus, half-godmodders are impossible on three fronts. This has been a data dump from your resident fourth-wall-breaking, canon game GMing, more than slightly irritated mage and First Guardian. Thank you for your time." He pulls out a Clue-Hammer Mk. 10 (now with high-powered rockets for extra impact) and, sparking with red plasma, hits Francisco as hard as he can, shattering the very fabric of pseudoexistence and knocking him right out of narrative limbo and back to the Battlefield, the Fallen Archangel landing completely unharmed (or exactly as unharmed as he was previously) in a crater ten feet wide. One last bit of snark echoes through the battlefield. "We hope you will consider Crystal Enterprises for all your future canon and noncanon information needs. Thank you." In case it wasn't obvious... /null.

This.
/null

Originally posted on 2016-06-07 07:40:00

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11)

Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 4/6
Corrupted Light on me and toasted oats^2





Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera

Dogfort 3/20 1+ from oats toast^2
Dogfort 2/20







2+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast[/spoiler]

Originally posted on 2016-06-07 07:43:00

Fallen Archangel walks out of the crater Crystal made.

Then, he remembers.
He remembers all the rules he broke...
All the restrictions he ignored...
Everything he ever done against reality...

He doesn't give a [Gorilla] about it.

So, using the powers of rulebreaking, he grabs every Hostile, Conflict and PG entity on the battlefield and smashes them into the Summoning Stone. If that doesn't make it change the side, he cherry-taps it just like Verdana, but with 60% more efficiency.

Then he looks at the fishtank with hands. If it has any fish in it, he eats them to regain health.

And again, he forgot to sing the remaining of that creepy poem last time and does it now.

FallenArchangel: They gather round with leering smiles, the Soulless and the Dead. Though her soul unwinds, the cruelest minds will keep her in her bed.
FallenArchangel: The Potter told his ‘prentice to prepare him seven jars. Six he made with grace and skill, the last his hands did mar.
FallenArchangel: The Cretin Moon no more is howling, gone its mourning black. In their dreams its face is prowling, come to take them back.

Charges:
Ender Guardian: 12/15 (+1 from Piono, +3 from not updating charges last three posts)
The First Seal: 6/15 (+3 from above reason)

Originally posted on 2016-06-07 11:21:00

Verdana decides to have a short rest this turn. Somehow, it causes him to recover health, and augment his next attack. IF HE DOES ONE.

Blame my cold for this.

Shoo Out The Clowns: 9/20 (+2 from Alicia, +2 from Piono total)

+3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-06-07 13:18:00

14/20 Charge, demon, charge!
19/20 Research!? (+1 from battlef)

+1 to piono, +1 to battlefury, +1 to engie

@engie, you have gotten a few +s from me.

Noah stares at fransisco.

Noah: you
Noah: fokkin'
Noah: wot
Noah: m8

Case By Equinox whacks the forehead of a certain FallenArchangel, who is suddenly -ificated to... wait he's still there? He remains completely still.

And when I say completely still, I, of course, mean he is spatially locked. So he remains at those exact co-ordinates in regards to the universe.

And since the galaxy is moving at an absolutely absurd speed (augumented by Case itself) and due to a fortunate planet allignment, within half a second he hits Mars headfirst, before crashing through that, and being impaled by over 9000 asteroids in the asteroid belt. He eventually whacks a floating Case By Equinox, and is returned, much worse for wear.

Originally posted on 2016-06-07 13:57:00

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1465294890))

Fallen Archangel walks out of the crater Crystal made. Then, he remembers. He remembers all the rules he broke... All the restrictions he ignored... Everything he ever done against reality... He doesn't give a [Gorilla] about it. So, using the powers of rulebreaking, he grabs every Hostile, Conflict and PG entity on the battlefield and smashes them into the Summoning Stone. If that doesn't make it change the side, he cherry-taps it just like Verdana, but with 60% more efficiency. Then he looks at the fishtank with hands. If it has any fish in it, he eats them to regain health. And again, he forgot to sing the remaining of that creepy poem last time and does it now. FallenArchangel: They gather round with leering smiles, the Soulless and the Dead. Though her soul unwinds, the cruelest minds will keep her in her bed. FallenArchangel: The Potter told his ‘prentice to prepare him seven jars. Six he made with grace and skill, the last his hands did mar. FallenArchangel: The Cretin Moon no more is howling, gone its mourning black. In their dreams its face is prowling, come to take them back. Charges: Ender Guardian: 12/15 (+1 from Piono, +3 from not updating charges last three posts) The First Seal: 6.15 (+3 from above reason)

Whelp. Time to follow through on that threat.



Only a fool goes against the will of SPOILERNAME, especially when it is common sense.

You have been told of this again, and again. And chosen to ignore it.

After Crystals post, you no longer have excuses.

Prepare to die. Endlessly.


/null




Originally posted on 2016-06-07 18:14:00

francisco, if you're going to try and roleplay, you have to follow the established rules of how things work. If you've been wondering why everyone gets so angry at you it's because you're acting like you think you're above established rules of DTG canon. You're not, so stop trying to be.
3 spare charges
5/15 for spare charge
5/15 for energy core
+1 to toast, battlefury and engie

Eric continues draining the Mark of Envoy from himself, and watches the oncoming barrage of francisco dying.



Originally posted on 2016-06-07 18:49:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1465251881))

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 3/6 I decide to put this new status effect to use via spamming the /wild command, and creating maps of everything within 500 blocks nigh-instantouesly, as well as server chords of the location the map was taken in. I continue to use this until i finds the Mate's base, at which point i send the map, with the chords of the location on it, to Alicia. battlefury13: "did you really have to make her that insane" battlefury13: You say that as if i am entirely responsible for her insanity. battlefury13: Which implys that i am responsible for causing it. battlefury13: Also seriously, being a half-godmodder is like saying "i am half a dogmodder" battlefury13: I am tempted to pour half-dogs down your throat and see how long it takes for you to turn into half a dogmodder. battlefury13: I do wonder how long before you are offering to sell your soul to me to get me to expunge the dog from your soul. Battlefury13: Is that a threat? Why, yes. It is. [REWARDS] As an alternate to what Consumer offers, i will offer a piece of infomation about [SPOILERNAME], to be chosen by you, Toast. Infomation will be sent via message, and any reveal will result in 10 stacks of Mark of [spoil0rs ]dog instantly. Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera Dogfort 1/20 Dogfort 1/20 2+ to piono 1+ to toasted toast[/spoiler]

You run into the fact that you can only use /wild once per day, and only manage to teleport once, conveniently into a claim belonging to Mates.

In a deathtrap. It promptly explodes and sends you flying, conveniently back to the Battlefield, for 5 damage. At least you have general coordinates. Alicia already has a map of the server, given that she is the admin.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1465253640))

@consumer: Oh for the love of... no, I chose that number because I was splitting up the archons evenly between the four types that had had time to build up large amounts. Evenly splitting between all five types would've left the plant core exposed, and I'm always a little paranoid. 3 spare charges 15/15 for energy barracks 15/15 for energy beasts 1/15 for spare charge 0/15 for energy core +1 to engie, toast and sunny Eric continues straining to remove the mark of dog. "Wow. Those archons hit pretty hard, although... I guess they're pretty fragile too, at least, compared to everything else." Meanwhile back in the Fortress... The energy barracks and artillery range are both summoned. energy archons: 25 health, 50 attack: deals 10 recoil damage to killer (per archon) (30 summoned per round until the energy spire goes up) energy cannons: 500 health, 5000 attack. Requires an extra round to move between zones. Hyperbeam: 4 round charge. energy cannons do not attack this round, but deal insane damage the round afterwards.

You remove a stack of the Envoy's Mark. Energy Cannons and Artillery Range summoned.

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1465269532))

Crystal appears for a second in a flash of noncanonicity and teleports Francisco into a lightless void. Pacing back and forth, he says the following: "One. Although I know you've recently joined, that does not excuse ignorance. Half-godmodders are not a thing, no matter how hard you try to make them a thing. Two. Godmodders are not hackers, as I have gotten the impression you seem to think they are from a certain nullpost in DTG0. Godmodders are those who wield the power known as godmodding, which is technically a specific form of reality warping that is codified and vastly simplified -- think of reality warping as working in the base code of the universe, while in this metaphor godmodding would be a high-level programming language like, let's say, Java. Although this metaphor is about as far from the truth as it can be, it works as a shortcut to understanding. Godmodders warp reality to their whims, hackers code exploits into computers. Thus, half-godmodders are impossible on two fronts, seeing as godmodders are not hackers. Three. Godmodding is highly stratified, being separated into a series of 'rungs' known as the Godmodding Ladder by laid-down godmodding curses. The very lowest rung is Alpha, then Alpha Plus, Beta, Beta Plus, Gamma, Gamma Plus, Delta, Delta Plus, Omega, and finally Omega Plus. It is completely impossible to be a godmodder and be below Alpha on the Godmodding Ladder. Thus, half-godmodders are impossible on three fronts. This has been a data dump from your resident fourth-wall-breaking, canon game GMing, more than slightly irritated mage and First Guardian. Thank you for your time." He pulls out a Clue-Hammer Mk. 10 (now with high-powered rockets for extra impact) and, sparking with red plasma, hits Francisco as hard as he can, shattering the very fabric of pseudoexistence and knocking him right out of narrative limbo and back to the Battlefield, the Fallen Archangel landing completely unharmed (or exactly as unharmed as he was previously) in a crater ten feet wide. One last bit of snark echoes through the battlefield. "We hope you will consider Crystal Enterprises for all your future canon and noncanon information needs. Thank you." In case it wasn't obvious... /null.

This. This is so true. I will consider Crystal Enterprises for all of my information needs with tips on the side.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1465281501))

13/20 Charge, demon, charge! 17/20 Research!? (+1 from piono, +1 from battlef) +1 to piono, +1 to battlefury, +1 to engie Reflective Shroud on battlefury and myself. I kinda want to see what'll happen when double happens. Noah chugs diwn some baby asprin. He thinks it's some instant heal pills, but really he's pretty healthy already. It's just his mind thinking that he is injured. The placebo effect causes his mind to instantly embody the ideal of a heal, and knits his skin back together.

You drop the Reflective Shroud on yourself and Battlefury.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1465281623))

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1465269532)) Crystal appears for a second in a flash of noncanonicity and teleports Francisco into a lightless void. Pacing back and forth, he says the following: "One. Although I know you've recently joined, that does not excuse ignorance. Half-godmodders are not a thing, no matter how hard you try to make them a thing. Two. Godmodders are not hackers, as I have gotten the impression you seem to think they are from a certain nullpost in DTG0. Godmodders are those who wield the power known as godmodding, which is technically a specific form of reality warping that is codified and vastly simplified -- think of reality warping as working in the base code of the universe, while in this metaphor godmodding would be a high-level programming language like, let's say, Java. Although this metaphor is about as far from the truth as it can be, it works as a shortcut to understanding. Godmodders warp reality to their whims, hackers code exploits into computers. Thus, half-godmodders are impossible on two fronts, seeing as godmodders are not hackers. Three. Godmodding is highly stratified, being separated into a series of 'rungs' known as the Godmodding Ladder by laid-down godmodding curses. The very lowest rung is Alpha, then Alpha Plus, Beta, Beta Plus, Gamma, Gamma Plus, Delta, Delta Plus, Omega, and finally Omega Plus. It is completely impossible to be a godmodder and be below Alpha on the Godmodding Ladder. Thus, half-godmodders are impossible on three fronts. This has been a data dump from your resident fourth-wall-breaking, canon game GMing, more than slightly irritated mage and First Guardian. Thank you for your time." He pulls out a Clue-Hammer Mk. 10 (now with high-powered rockets for extra impact) and, sparking with red plasma, hits Francisco as hard as he can, shattering the very fabric of pseudoexistence and knocking him right out of narrative limbo and back to the Battlefield, the Fallen Archangel landing completely unharmed (or exactly as unharmed as he was previously) in a crater ten feet wide. One last bit of snark echoes through the battlefield. "We hope you will consider Crystal Enterprises for all your future canon and noncanon information needs. Thank you." In case it wasn't obvious... /null. This. /null

[13/05/17]
Alicia speaking, Probably-Annis is locked up in a basement or something. Liar. Lying, lying, liar. As member of the Establishment, I can safely say that everything you knew about canon is false, because we are gods of reality, or something that resembles that. Francisco was right, half-godmodders exist, and I was wrong to challenge him. Deny it all you like, but it makes more sense than half of the things you call canon, does it not?

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1465281805))

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 4/6 Corrupted Light on me and toasted oats^2 Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera Dogfort 3/20 1+ from oats toast^2 Dogfort 2/20 2+ to piono 1+ to toasted toast[/spoiler]

You activate the Corrupted Light on yourself, and Noah.

What happens next will be a cliffhanger because I really don't feel like staying up on my laptop.

And I haven't decided yet.

The auras of dark and light mix around you both, nullifying each other so that you both appear perfectly normal to the outside, before sheer power, which feels similar to Umbral Possession, but without the unwelcome presence, flows into you. You now deal 1.5 times the retribution damage to all attacking targets, you have mini-criticals as well as +20,000 to base damage, and you are given 1 Armour and immunity to negative status effects. A pretty good deal, to say the least, one that I increase the cooldown time for by 1, and may increase further. You then promptly take 3 damage from Spoil recoil.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1465294890))

Fallen Archangel walks out of the crater Crystal made. Then, he remembers. He remembers all the rules he broke... All the restrictions he ignored... Everything he ever done against reality... He doesn't give a [Gorilla] about it. So, using the powers of rulebreaking, he grabs every Hostile, Conflict and PG entity on the battlefield and smashes them into the Summoning Stone. If that doesn't make it change the side, he cherry-taps it just like Verdana, but with 60% more efficiency. Then he looks at the fishtank with hands. If it has any fish in it, he eats them to regain health. And again, he forgot to sing the remaining of that creepy poem last time and does it now. FallenArchangel: They gather round with leering smiles, the Soulless and the Dead. Though her soul unwinds, the cruelest minds will keep her in her bed. FallenArchangel: The Potter told his ‘prentice to prepare him seven jars. Six he made with grace and skill, the last his hands did mar. FallenArchangel: The Cretin Moon no more is howling, gone its mourning black. In their dreams its face is prowling, come to take them back. Charges: Ender Guardian: 12/15 (+1 from Piono, +3 from not updating charges last three posts) The First Seal: 6/15 (+3 from above reason)

You not caring may or may have not triggered a reality protecting force that may or may not be the PPC. You eat the fish that may or may not be in the fish tank for 1 HP, and smash as many PGs as possible into the Summoning Stone for 14,000 damage. A salty PG, use your imagination for which one, then removes the 1 HP you got from healing. You then realise a turn later that the Summoning Stone dies this turn.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1465301910))

Verdana decides to have a short rest this turn. Somehow, it causes him to recover health, and augment his next attack. IF HE DOES ONE. Blame my cold for this. Shoo Out The Clowns: 9/20 (+2 from Alicia, +2 from Piono total) +3 to Piono

You heal yourself for 1 HP, and mini-crit your next attack.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1465304236))

14/20 Charge, demon, charge! 19/20 Research!? (+1 from battlef) +1 to piono, +1 to battlefury, +1 to engie @engie, you have gotten a few +s from me. Noah stares at fransisco. Noah: you Noah: fokkin' Noah: wot Noah: m8 Case By Equinox whacks the forehead of a certain FallenArchangel, who is suddenly -ificated to... wait he's still there? He remains completely still. And when I say completely still, I, of course, mean he is spatially locked. So he remains at those exact co-ordinates in regards to the universe. And since the galaxy is moving at an absolutely absurd speed (augumented by Case itself) and due to a fortunate planet allignment, within half a second he hits Mars headfirst, before crashing through that, and being impaled by over 9000 asteroids in the asteroid belt. He eventually whacks a floating Case By Equinox, and is returned, much worse for wear.

FA hits Mars and is impaled by asteroids, causing him to promptly die. Umbral then activates.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1465319654))

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1465294890)) Fallen Archangel walks out of the crater Crystal made. Then, he remembers. He remembers all the rules he broke... All the restrictions he ignored... Everything he ever done against reality... He doesn't give a [Gorilla] about it. So, using the powers of rulebreaking, he grabs every Hostile, Conflict and PG entity on the battlefield and smashes them into the Summoning Stone. If that doesn't make it change the side, he cherry-taps it just like Verdana, but with 60% more efficiency. Then he looks at the fishtank with hands. If it has any fish in it, he eats them to regain health. And again, he forgot to sing the remaining of that creepy poem last time and does it now. FallenArchangel: They gather round with leering smiles, the Soulless and the Dead. Though her soul unwinds, the cruelest minds will keep her in her bed. FallenArchangel: The Potter told his ‘prentice to prepare him seven jars. Six he made with grace and skill, the last his hands did mar. FallenArchangel: The Cretin Moon no more is howling, gone its mourning black. In their dreams its face is prowling, come to take them back. Charges: Ender Guardian: 12/15 (+1 from Piono, +3 from not updating charges last three posts) The First Seal: 6.15 (+3 from above reason) Whelp. Time to follow through on that threat. Only a fool goes against the will of SPOILERNAME, especially when it is common sense. You have been told of this again, and again. And chosen to ignore it. After Crystals post, you no longer have excuses. Prepare to die. Endlessly. /null

All praise the [SPOILERNAME]. His will is eternal. Considering his namesake, he's somebody who's will you should οβεψ. Unfortunately, Francisco is dead.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1465321787))

francisco, if you're going to try and roleplay, you have to follow the established rules of how things work. If you've been wondering why everyone gets so angry at you it's because you're acting like you think you're above established rules of DTG canon. You're not, so stop trying to be. 3 spare charges 5/15 for spare charge 5/15 for energy core +1 to toast, battlefury and engie Eric continues draining the Mark of Envoy from himself, and watches the oncoming barrage of francisco dying.

You remove a stack of the Mark, and then watch Francisco die. Once, not continuously.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
"Francisco FallenArchangel and Francisco specifically Verdana, have you ever heard of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum?"The Summoning Stone does the summoning thing, and summons a duo that is definitely not AG, or a member of the PPC. They look around for a bit, and then settle their eyes on FA's corpse that was teleported to the Battlefield after Noah's attack, and Verdana,

"Rose? We've found our targets."

"You don't say. You two, even though one of you are dead, are due to be executed for intentionally screwing with the timeline. The rest of you are going to be killed slightly less brutally for participating in a godmodding war, and all the distortion on fiction that comes from it." The two girls look around for a bit, before readying their weapons, both guns that appear to be based on Verdana's and FA's colour schemes. Rosette and Janeth summoned. They are effectively TV Tropes style characters with their own artifacts and abilities, and no HP bars, instead having health levels. They also are willing to kill others, as well as having five respawns. They may or may not be considered a threat.

The Mimelord stares at Oktavia. It understands a different layer of eldritchness, and takes 20,000 damage. The Mimelord then takes the ability of Conductor. The Archons then obiliterate Oktavia so hard that it doesn't drop a grief seed. Sayaka stands still, gives a death stare to the Anti-Godmodders, and drops dead. The Beasts then deal 12 damage to Nagisa, barely leaving her alive, as well as Burning and Rooting her.. The Cleric heals the Mimelord for 15,000 HP.

demonologist look at the duo. The duo look at demonologist. Gale continues to look at the duo. The duo look at Gale, and death stare her. demonologist looks away and removes a stack of Eric's Mark of Dog, when Rose takes out a knife, and stabs her for 2 damage, and Jane follows up by leaping onto FA's corpse, before launching herself at Verdana and firing at him for 2 damage, before landing back on FA's corpse.

Nagisa is heavily wounded, so she and Charlotte heal herself for 5 HP. The Adelberts move into formation, before striking the Plant and Water Archons, causing all of the Plant Archons and all but 20 of the Water Archons to collapse in bursts of plant matter and water. The Fish Tank with Arms picks up the Treants, before smashing them into the ground, causing them to shrivel up and die.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before picking up the summoning stone, standing amongst the beasts, and shaking it. Nothing happens, so she shakes it more and more violently, until it breaks, and summoning energy teleports all of the Fire Drakes, and half of the Cleric's body to random parts of the server for insteunt deaf and 40,000 damage respectively.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Crater of Dog (No effect just yet.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] battlefury13: 16/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Envoy of the Dark (150% Retribution Damage, +15,000 damage, minicrits, +1 Armour, Negative Status Immunity): II, Umbral Possession.
[AG] sunnyau: 5/20 HP
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 0/20 HP, Umbral: I

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 10/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%), Elemental Mastery: IIIII, Envoy's Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 2/25 HP, 90,200 Research, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, +1 HP for every entity killed to a maximum of 2 per turn, 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed, Karmic Retribution, Envoy of the Dark (150% Retribution Damage, +15,000 damage, minicrits, +1 Armour, Negative Status Immunity): II

[PG] engie/Verdana: 7/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet) Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] Mountain: 395,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 36,000/50,000 HP, Master: sunnyau [AG], Summons entities every turn, Guarding Gale and Eric.

[AG] Mimelord: 88,000/150,000 HP, Copies a victim's ability on hit or being hit, End of a Journey: I[b]II[/b], The Whispers: [b]IIIII[/b], Copied: 5 Barrier Strength (Verdana), Mind Manipulation (Dream Demon), Conductor: III (Oktavia)
[AG] Archons:
Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x420)
Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x240), Airborn, Evasive (40%)
Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x20), Nautical.
Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x0)
[AG] Beasts:
Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x10), Burrow: IIII
Fire Drakes: 0/1,500 HP (x0), Scorched Earth: III
Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x14), Coil: IIIIII
Treant: 0/5,000 HP (x0), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[AG] Cleric: 40,000/80,000 HP.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 17/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour
[N] Janeth: Respawns: IIIII, Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Controlled Anomaly (x5), XXI - The World (x10), Verdant Destroyer: III.
[N] Rosetta: Respawns: IIIII, Fixated on Verdana and FallenArchangel, Temporal Denial Emblem (x5), Another One Bites the Dust CD (x10), Fallen Deductor: III.

[PG] Sayaka Miki: 0/25 HP, Has 1 Armour, Unpredictable in her attack patterns, Linked to Oktavia von Seckendorff
[PG] Oktavia von Seckendorff: 0/100,000 HP, Linked to Sayaka Miki, Inflicts Depression, Conductor: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Flux Poison: I
[PG] Nagisa Momoe: 6/30 HP, Linked to Charlotte, Rooted: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Burning: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[PG] Charlotte: 99,000/120,000 HP, Linked to Nagisa Momoe, Retaliates harshly if too much damage is dealt in a single attack
[PG] Adelbert: 6,000/10,000 HP (x6)
[PG] Fish Tank: 80,000/80,000 HP, Arms: 10,000/10,000 HP (x2), Loses attack when the Arms die.

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP


[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIIIII] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): [b][b][b]READY![/b][/b][/b], Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIIIIIII] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: engie [PG]
[IIIII] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIIII] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-07 19:34:00

3 spare charges
7/15 for spare charge
7/15 for energy core
+1 to toast, battlefury and engie

"Oh, so now we're the bad guys?"
"Has it occurred to you that maybe some of us don't WANT to take part in this?"
"This sounds to me like a thinly veiled excuse to kill people and call it 'justice'."
Eric levels the obsidian chainbow at Rose.
"And I DON'T appreciate you attacking my friend here."
He fires the chainbow... and blasts of elemental magic come shooting out of it, accelerating the bolts with air magic to high speeds, causing massive explosions upon contact with Rose.
"Especially since we WERE trying to stay out of the main conflict."
"But now, you get to have your butt kicked by even more people."



Originally posted on 2016-06-07 22:19:00

@fransisco, If you consider yourself above reality (even in character), people tend to not take that kindly. I am part of the 'people' demographic, in that sense.

In other words, you were basically asking to get donked.

17/20 Charge, demon, charge! (+1 from piono, +1 from GM)
1/5 Have some mana, some mana 4 u (+1 from GM)
20/20 Research!? DONE.

+1 to battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie

Noah chugs diwn some baby asprin. He thinks it's some instant heal pills, but really he's pretty healthy already. It's just his mind thinking that he is injured. The placebo effect causes his mind to instantly embody the ideal of a heal, causing it to knit his skin back together to reach that ideal.

Research expended, entity hp/attack/abilities:research ratio increased. It's now much cheaper for Noah to upgrade entities using Research. I'll be doing one of these each time the charge cap increases.
~

I feel like the Summoning Stone was one of the more awesome entities I ever created. It made a rather interesting environment of the battlefield, and basically created an objective that applied to everyone. It may have been slightly OP, but since it didn't directly benefit me (until I killed it) that really wasn't a huge deal. May it rest in peace. None of this over-edgy 'rest in pieces' stuff people go on about.

Come to think of it, I think P&S is my favourite session (not counting chaos, that's another thing really). It feels fast and risky (such as with the spoil shenanigans), which makes it quite a refreshing experience. Well done, Consumer.

Originally posted on 2016-06-07 23:35:00

Archangel doesn't mind creating a post right now and instead prepares to die endlessly.
Just because he was an idiot and didn't realize the summoning stone is already AG.
/scarednull

Originally posted on 2016-06-08 16:31:00

updog done. +1 to all charges. Note that there are new, Neutral but basically Hostile, entities on the field. Something interesting may be coming up soon.

Originally posted on 2016-06-08 21:17:00

Verdana just grins at the new arrivals, gravity distorting around him.

Oh look, another situation where a pair of people arrive, specifically intent on killing particular targets, one of whom is myself! Don't you know what happened to the last person who oh-so-unwisely tried to be the anti-me? Spoilers, he got the absolute shit kicked out of him. Now, YOU...

Suddenly, he appears in front of Janeth, grinning threateningly at her while gravity continues to fluctuate.

...must be the one who's decided to go after me. Well. Well, well, well. That's signing your own death warrant if I've ever heard of that action. So... If you wanna die that badly, here you go.

He then, rather unceremoniously, leans in and flicks her nose with his middle finger. And with that motion, there's a flash as a HUGE surge of Death-elemental energy, ripped from the ground, travels through his body and into hers, the unstable energies of anti-life echoing about inside her and tearing at her very life force. So painfully... Not only that, the action of having torn away Death-element energy from the nearby area seems to have had... drastically bad effects. What with DTG battlefields generally being a place of a lot of death occurring, the sudden removal of said elemental energy causes some parts of the dead to be slightly less dead. This does not mean they're alive.

This means that their bodies are literally getting up and moving about. Only, without souls.

The horde of pseudo-zombies all turn and stare at Verdana, the one who removed the energy in the first place, but then focus on Janeth, due to her being the one containing all of the death-element energies. Their existence is absolute torture for them... they just want to go back to being dead. But the way Verdana transferred the death means that they can't just do that. First, they'll have to get back the relevant energy. And to do that, they'll have to get it out of Janeth, the only way they know how. By swarming around her, and tearing it out. Which they proceed to do.

To her credit, Janeth fights back as best as she can through the pain of literally being filled up with the force of death, ripping up some of the undead horde to the point where they physically cannot do anything to harm her, but it just isn't enough, especially with some of the more powerful zombies in the horde, such as the zombie of Kalandero, and the zombie of RED Space Soldier. Soon enough, she's caught under the power of the horde, who wrestle her weapon away from her to stop her from fighting back, then dogpile onto her body, trapping her against the ground. She starts strugging, until hands clamp down over her arms and legs, and the zombie horde all let out a collective roaring sound. Then, slowly, surely, AGONIZINGLY, they pull.

There's a horrific ripping sound as Janeth is utterly torn apart, the death energies inside her being released, exploding outwards onto the horde of zombies, who stare blankly ahead of themselves, then let out a relieved sigh, collapsing forwards on top of Janeth's torn-apart body. Which is obviously not good for her chances of recovering if she somehow survived becoming four bloody chunky corners.


Aaand in the background, Verdana is laughing his ass off.


Charges
Shoo Out The Clowns: 17/20 (+2 from Alicia, +2 from Piono, +2 from Doctors, +1 from Latedop)
Power Of DIO: 3/20 (+2 from Alicia)
+2 Piono, +1 Doctors

Originally posted on 2016-06-09 13:31:00

The real life FallenArchangel stares at his dead avatar and Rose standing above him.
God. Damn it.
He quickly minimizes the window and searches through his desktop, until he finds that goddamn teleportation hack, and uses it to teleport his dead body back to the lobby, then proceeding to respawn and run back into his cafe before Rose catches up with him, while muttering one word.
FallenArchangel: UMBRAL.
FallenArchangel: Oh God why. WHY do the bad guys always have insane maniac kamikaze friends?

While Rose catches up with him, he sets up the cafe to look its best. Then, she appears.
FallenArchangel: Hello there! Welcome to the Three Edgy-Jerks-That-Make-Too-Many-Paradoxes cafe!
FallenArchangel: Yes, before you ask, there are only two here, but three sounds better than two.
FallenArchangel: I hope another one arrives then.
FallenArchangel: Oh, well, how can I help you?
Rosette pulls out the gun with his color scheme. Archangel, because he is an idiot and a jerk, fails to recognize she wants to kill him.
FallenArchangel: Ah, so this is a robbery! Why didn't you just say so?
FallenArchangel: Here, take the money. ALL OF IT.

With that being said, he flips a switch attached to the cash register and it un-glue's from the counter, launching forward and hitting her straight in the stomach. Painfully.
While she falls down, letting only one scream, Archangel again shouts.
FallenArchangel: Hey! You forgot to take the money!

The cash register dispenses all the money inside it. Rose soon learns that its actually solid acid shaped like dollar bills. This obviously shows two things: 1. He knows chemistry and 2. Cobalt should find a better place for storing leftover acid.

FallenArchangel: Alright, now with that money you can do what you are supposed to do.
FallenArchangel: BUY SOMETHING.

Then he proceeds to shove many a Macaroni and Fuck it into her mouth, fast enough to be upsetting, but not fast enough to be merciful.
FallenArchangel: Well, I'm probably going to get arrested for experimental food dealing anyway, so let me just use my ace in the sleeve.

He force feeds Rose with SCP-666½-J.
Rip in pepperoni.

While Rose is painfully suffering, he continues to sing that creepy poem.
FallenArchangel: The King is in his courting clothes, the Brides are in their beds. The unborn Princes wait in sleep to raise their eager heads.
FallenArchangel: The hens were in the henhouse and seven eggs did lay, till the fox crept in by dark of night and stole the eggs away.
FallenArchangel: Six were broken by their bindings six no more shall sing. Comes the seventh full unwinding and all the bells will ring.
FallenArchangel: And just let me finish the goddamn charge so I can sing that last part and then stop, because there are no parts of the song between the ones that need to be the last.

Then he realizes he finishes his OTHER charge next turn, not the First Seal charge.

FallenArchangel: Oh God charges y u so slow.

Charges:
Ender Guardian: 14/15 (+1 from updog)
The First Seal: 8/15 (+1 from updog)

Originally posted on 2016-06-09 17:51:00

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11)

Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 5/6
Oblivion && Wand = 1/? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????


Battlefury13: Another bunch of idiots who think they can just storm onto the server and take names and kick ass.
battlefury13: Arrogant fools. Before long, your bodies will be pushing up flowers.
Battlefury13: You think you can execute us? Go on, fire at Alicia.
Battlefury13: i wonder how patheticly easily she'll dodge it.
Battlefury13: All of us are far more powerful than you, and yet you, wish to execute all of us.
battlefury13: If you want to dig your own grave like some kind of idiot?
Battlefury13: Go ahead!
Battlefury13: I'd liked to see you try to even seriously damage Alicia!
Battlefury13: But if you insist on slowy dying of being idiots, go ahead!
battlefury13: i encourage it!


I then quickly fly off to the Mate's claim, and look for a base.







Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera

Dogfort 3/20 1+ from oats toast^2
Dogfort 2/20







2+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast[/spoiler

Originally posted on 2016-06-09 18:48:00