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 Destroy the Godmodder: Pain and Suffering [Disc 2 - Trials], The Establishment.
sunnyau
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM
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Act:hack() expended.
I then hack through my Wand Of Amplification, firing at all the PG entities, causing them to run at ultra slow speeds and become sitting duck for the AGs.

Entity Commanding:Nil

hack() 3/3 (Expending)
spammer() 9/10

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3)

glitched||wand&&protection=Glitch Of Protection(Lv3 - 1/4)

Commanding:

Originally posted on 2016-06-03 08:25:00
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM
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9/20 Charge, demon, charge! (+1 from battlefury)
9/20 Research!?
+1 to piono, +2 to battlefury

Badge || Paladin's Shield (Terraria) && Amulet of the Protector && Emblem of Selflessness = Mark of Heroism (Level 4 - 4/5)
A symbol of selflessness and sacrifice, this badge allows the wearer to quite simply intercept incoming damage from a target- regardless of distance or status, and apply it to themself, albeit at a slight reduction.

Noah finally wakes up. With groggy eyes, he tosses Case By Equinox at Charlotte, who is suddenly flung into the air, by which I mean teleported to the moon. It's cold, but Noah sends a housewarming gift in the form of a small loan of one million nukes. He pays for his debt in nukes by handing about 1 million -100 dollar bills to Verdana, who now has the debt AND a ton of useless money.

During the chaos, Noah eats a few wads of Monopoly money.

Originally posted on 2016-06-03 18:58:00
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM
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I should probably wait for more posts before updating, but eh. Upgrades should come out tomorrow, as well as a full description of the spoil, and a well-needed update to the OP. It is kind of late.


QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464904570))
/graberino reflecterino shrouderino. Seems like it would work with my playstyle by the name.

8/20 Charge, demon, charge! (+1 from battlefury)
3/20 Research!?
+1 to piono, +2 to battlefury

Badge || Paladin's Shield (Terraria) && Amulet of the Protector && Emblem of Selflessness = Mark of Heroism (Level 4 - 3/5)
A symbol of selflessness and sacrifice, this badge allows the wearer to quite simply intercept incoming damage from a target- regardless of distance or status, and apply it to themself, albeit at a slight reduction.

Noah is still asleep. If you were in his dreams, you would probably see him talking to someone. Regardless, his wounds begin to seal. His dream self decides to murder some harmless passive mobs to gain murder-heal while he's at it.

You heal yourself for 3 HP, as well as gaining 1 HP from the death of the Envoy of Dog. You also obtain the Reflective Shroud, an item that allows you to give two targets Reflection for two turns. Battlefury obtains the Corrupted Light, an items that allows you to give two targets 15,000 extra damage for two turns. If these two status effects happen on the same entity, that entity gains massive power and reflective abilities, but that will be explained in further detail when that happens for the first time.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1464908932))
Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11)

Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 1/?

Extremely Persistent Dog That Wants To Be Used In Crafting and is Technically Not Alive. && Picture of Alicia && Picture of maria =? ??? 1/?
Quickfixing 11/11
EXPENDED
I proceed to heal my self by summoning 2000 Quickfix medics. They quickly all begin healing me. Meanwhile, a bunch of Engineers build Splash Potions of Healing VVV Despensiors, all of which are somehow in range. Meanwhile, Multiple dogs proceed to drain the Umbral Energy from me, and use the Sky as a dumping ground. I then proceed to drink 55555 canisteirs of dog residue, while a bunch of level 99 mages spam Heal Critical Wounds infinity on me.





Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:






Quickfixing 11/11

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast

Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis (Level 5: 1/6)

You heal yourself for 8 HP. Charged heals are treated the same as charged attacks, and have less effectiveness on players and bosses.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1464938706))
Act:hack() expended.
I then hack through my Wand Of Amplification, firing at all the PG entities, causing them to run at ultra slow speeds and become sitting duck for the AGs.

Entity Commanding:Nil

hack() 3/3 (Expending)
spammer() 9/10

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3)

glitched||wand&&protection=Glitch Of Protection(Lv3 - 1/4)

Commanding:

All AG attacks will have sure hit on the Pro-Godmodders for the next turn.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1464939763))
That hurt like a bitch. How fitting.

Verdana grins, shrugging despite having just had a lot of his health bar go herpderp. He then realizes that the PG entities might need a bit of help getting set up, and so decides to grab hold of the Summoning Stone and smack it hard enough to make it join his team. He then decides to actually do something productive now.

Seeing the Splinter Dog as a major threat due to it being the only AG entity right now, Verdana teleports over to it via spacewarp, grabbing it by the scruff of it's wooden neck. A few seconds pass.

Kids, look away now.

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He proceeds to tighten his grip, splintering the Splinter Dog's neck even further, as it lets out a whine that cuts off into a desperate gasp for air. None is given. In fact, Verdana... cuts the bullshit and just crushes the Splinter Dog into pieces, then despite the lack of edibility, proceeds to start munching on what's left of the Splinter Dog. Somehow, this heals him. It's probably the whole absorbing life energy thing that's related to it. Eventually, even he grows bored of the taste of splinters, and tosses the Splinter Dog remnants off behind his back somewhere. If it's still alive, it lands with a quiet whimper, and the cracking of wood. He gazes around at the people nearby, meeting each one of their confused/shocked/disgusted stares by pulling out a Giant Stone Middle Finger and showing it off to them.


...No prizes for guessing where he got that from. The question here is HOW?


A Fish Tank With Arms: 16/20 (+4 from Alicia)
Pointless Charge: 14/20 (+4 from Alicia)

You deal 5 damage to the Splinter Dog, and give yourself 1 HP. The Splinter Dog is not terribly affected by it, but is offended that you tried to eat it, and death stares you. You also cherry tap the Summoning Stone to death, screwing over the AGs.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464976725))
9/20 Charge, demon, charge! (+1 from battlefury)
9/20 Research!?
+1 to piono, +2 to battlefury

Badge || Paladin's Shield (Terraria) && Amulet of the Protector && Emblem of Selflessness = Mark of Heroism (Level 4 - 4/5)
A symbol of selflessness and sacrifice, this badge allows the wearer to quite simply intercept incoming damage from a target- regardless of distance or status, and apply it to themself, albeit at a slight reduction.

Noah finally wakes up. With groggy eyes, he tosses Case By Equinox at Charlotte, who is suddenly flung into the air, by which I mean teleported to the moon. It's cold, but Noah sends a housewarming gift in the form of a small loan of one million nukes. He pays for his debt in nukes by handing about 1 million -100 dollar bills to Verdana, who now has the debt AND a ton of useless money.

During the chaos, Noah eats a few wads of Monopoly money.

You deal 16,000 damage to Charlotte, before giving Verdana money, as well as eating money. This money has no life force, and unlike the Splinter Dog, does not heal you.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Summoning Stone summons Adelberts, relatively weak support. The Splinter Dog savages Verdana for attacking it, dealing 2 damage, and giving him Splintered. demonologist drops a healing potion on Eric for 3 HP. The Timekeeper inflicts Timelock on the Mecha-Terror Spider, while the Timebreaker simply smashes Charlotte for 5,000 damage, before dropping a temporal anomaly on it that causes it to take damage over time. The Mayor of Time strikes the Mecha-Terror Spider for 4 damage, while the Dream Demons double team the Mecha-Terror into oblivion.

The PGs, despite being unable to act, see the AGs, ripe for the picking. A magical circle composed of music notes forms around Charlotte and the Summoning Circle, causing them to gain Regeneration for a turn. Oktavia smashes Noah, causing him to take no damage, but gain Depression for two turns. Oktavia then gains Taint Poison. Nagisa plays the trumpet. A blast of godmodding energy flows out from it, causing bones to come up, and inflict Noah with Karmic Retribution. This is per round, not action, as well as lasting for Noah's entire continued life-span. Alicia is really determined to kill you. Charlotte looks at the Timebreaker. It decides to inspect the cute thing, before spontaneously deciding to commit suicide. A guillotine appears near by, and the Timebreaker decides to execute itself using it. It's doggification will commence next round. The Adelberts decide to strike Noah with all of their force, dealing 5 damage, and gaining Taint Poison.

Alicia gives a more norma +2 to Verdana, before laughing at the AGs + Noah, who is basically an AG under another Neutral. He opposes her, so he's an AG in Alicia's eyes, anyway. They're getting wrecked, even more than Battlefury was their only member. Anyway, Alicia gets out a shipping wall, between the Splinter Dog, Timekeeper, Mayor of Time, and a Dream Demon. She ships Splinter Dog x Dream Demon, and Timekeeper x Mayor of Time. Next to the ships, there are notes saying "I don't care whether this makes sense, I will do this even if it kills you." Alicia traps the entities into a restaurant that an AscensionCraft player that she doesn't particularly like built. The entities are then given Slowness 127, preventing them from escaping. Immediately after, the restaurant is raided, and ransacked, with the entities being killed, and looted as collateral damage.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.
[AG]: Kill Maria due to her high damage, and her boss status.

[AG]: Reclaim the Summoning Stone, as it will give the Pro-Godmodders, many, many strong entities, easily gaining an entity advantage.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Crater of Dog (No effect just yet.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE

Idlers
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: I
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/the Umbral One: 5/20 HP
[AG] ashkantsr: 0/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 24/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: IIII, 25% chance to miss next action, Hyperdeath: II
[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 8/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP).

[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood

[AG] battlefury13: 13/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Umbral: II
[AG] sunnyau: 5/20 HP, Umbral: II

[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 5/20 HP, Umbral: II
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 20/20 HP, Umbral: II


[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 6/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%), Elemental Mastery: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Envoy's Mark of Dog: I[b]IIIIIIIII[/b], Umbral: II
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 4/24 HP, 24,200 Research, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, +1 HP for every entity killed, 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed, Umbral: II, Depression: II, Karmic Retribution.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 8/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Umbral: II
[PG] teag2: 7/20 HP, Splintered: I
, Umbral: II

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] Mountain: 395,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 50,000/50,000 HP (x2), Master: engie/Verdana [PG], Summons entities every turn, Guarding Gale and Eric.

[AG] Splinter Dog: 0/30 HP, Inflicts Splintered.


[N] demonologist/Gale: 19/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour
[N] Timekeeper: 0/50,000 HP. Inflicts Timelock, or deals damage to enemies with Timelock, Flowing Time, or other time-related status effects.
[N] Timebreaker: 0/50,000 HP, Possesses random everything, creates temporal anomalies, Envoy's Mark of Dog: [b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]III
[N] Mayor of Time: 0/50,000 HP, Deals criticals to things with abnormal time.

[N] Dream Demons: 25,000/25,000 HP (x2), Inflicts mind-related status effects.

Anti-Dodge: I
[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 0/16 HP, Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: II[b]I[/b], Timelock: I
[PG] Sayaka Miki: 25/25 HP, Has 1 Armour, Unpredictable in her attack patterns, Linked to Oktavia von Seckendorff.
[PG] Oktavia von Seckendorff: 98,000/100,000 HP, Linked to Sayaka Miki, Inflicts Depression, Conductor: III, Flux Poison: I
[PG] Nagisa Momoe: 30/30 HP, Linked to Charlotte.
[PG] Charlotte: 99,000/120,000 HP, Linked to Nagisa Momoe, Retaliates harshly if too much damage is dealt in a single attack, Regeneration: I, Temporally Damaged: I
[PG] Adelbert: 8,000/10,000 HP (x6), Taint Poison: I

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP

The Fortress
[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect)

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x1560)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x53), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1770)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x53), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x1440), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x47), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x1030), Airborn, Evasive (40%).
[N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x26), Airborn, Pickup: II
[N] Plant Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, 50/50 HP (x330)
[N] Sacred Grove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x11), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[N] Plant Core: 30,000/30,000 HP Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x20), Golden Demopan: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]I[/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): [b]RECHARGING![/b], Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[II[b]IIIIII[/b]] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): RECHARGING, Owner: engie [PG]
[IIII] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIII] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-03 20:48:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM
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Okay, I'm back to being able to post. Still have homework, but not the huge crunch time like I did before.
Also, I have the urge to summon bosses here eventually, but by the rules, I can't chain together more than two of my own charges at a time, thus capping my summon size out at 40. If I wanted to make a building that would allow me to chain together charges so long as it's still intact, how much charge would I need to expend?
2 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for plant renovations
5/15 for energy barracks
5/15 for energy beasts
+2 to engie, +1 to sunny

15/15 expended. Renovations continue, the town grows...

Eric finally wakes up.
...
"What the heck happened while I was out?"

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks.
the Giga Gun (level 5): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
the Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. the crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest.
Demeter's Gift (level 5): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists.
Shiva's Glory (level 5): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts.
Khione's Nails (level 5): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
battlefury: 56
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 5
topaz: 56
toast: 53
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 59
Darkside: 24
ire: 7
Alicia: 55
sunnyau: 19
francisco: 2

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-06-04 02:49:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM
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10/20 Charge, demon, charge!
10/20 Research!?
+1 to piono, +2 to battlefury

44'200 Research (+16'000)

Badge || Paladin's Shield (Terraria) && Amulet of the Protector && Emblem of Selflessness = Mark of Heroism (Level 4 - 5/5) DONE
A symbol of selflessness and sacrifice, this badge allows the wearer to quite simply intercept incoming damage from a target- regardless of distance or status, and apply it to themself, albeit at a slight reduction.

Insan3Lik3 - Hope.

Dead Man's Plate appears on Noah's shoulder. He'll need it. In addition, he gains +2 max HP from using 40'000 Research and +3 current HP from Alicia's murder spree. I think the cap on that should be nerfed to 2 HP.

The attack can still be understood without the RP part if you are stuck for time, but Noah DOES communicate with Alicia at the start.
semi-important RP stuffs: consider snipping'

Noah: You can't be serious.
Noah: And here was me thinking that you were one of the more mature godmodders.

Noah laughs. He pulls out some sunglasses, rubs them with the recently deceased Mayor's hat, then places them on. He smiles as he continues to talk, as if he was speaking with someone who lacked logic entirely.

Noah: I admit I'm quite insulted.
Noah: If you really wanted my help all this time, being jealous isn't going to help.
Noah: It's not like you have a right to be either.
Noah: There has never really been an occassion where you were on the weaker side.
Noah: Thus, I haven't had any reason to support you.
Noah: Consider describing me as a Robin Hood, if you will.
Noah: My only true enemies are the Conflict and it's allies.
Noah: Besides that... it sort of... blurs.

Noah glitches slightly on the word 'blurs'. He pulls out a key, and passes it through his shirt, and towards his chest. He begins glitching wildly, and you probably wonder what the heck he is doing. Then you hear a click, and the glitching stops. Noah unbuttons his shirt slightly, and pulls his chest open.

[And when I say chest, I mean like a box! He has a box in his chest. He did NOT just pull out half his torso from his body!]

It's golden-yellow, kind of like sand. It appears to be intricately designed out of sandstone or a similar mineral. From it...


Noah pulls out a two-tone, double-edged waraxe. One side gold, one side black. Next, he reaches for a vial of golden liquid. He tosses the axe directly skyward, then chugs the golden liquid. He coughs once, twice, then collapses. The axe slowly spins, in the air, before beginning it's descent.

The moment before it hits the ground, golden-side down, an illuminant hand catches it.

Noah's body, now upright, looked a little different. Veins of golden-yellow spiderwebbed across his skin, his hair now stood as if he was in a commercial with the wind blowing and stuff. The sunglasses lay broken nearby and- HIS EYES OH HIS EYES THEY BURN LIKE THE SUN OH GOD. His eyes were more akin golden fires of vengence. You recognise the glare, and realise that the sunglasses had been hiding it all this time (If you didn't read the RP this won't make sense).

Noah? approaches Nagisa Moemoe, then quite simply swings across and lodges the golden side of the axe into her(?) arm.

Noah?: Wrong. SIDE.

He pulls the axe out, then sweeps the dull black side back into her(??) body.

Noah?: Thats. Better.

He uses his free hand to conjure a wall of sand around Nagisa, which immediately hardens to sandstone, and begins to suffocate her.

Noah?: Longest. Breath. Fifteen.

Noah? the wrenches the axe once more out of the (girl/guy/person/whatever) and then collapses.
Again.
His body returned to normal, which then sinks into some sand nearby, where he reappears further away.

Alicia suddenly gets a PM:
I don't really expect you to read this, but please avoid killing past me. It'll be inconvenient for both of us.
~Future Noah.


If you were in his dreams right now, you would see him arguing with someone.

[In case you were wondering what all the //4.zop// was, it was basically 'spoiler-glitching'. The equivalent of pixellating faces.

Half of this is RP and references. Also how did Alicia even ship the TWO dream demons with ONE splinter dog.

Thats just wrong.]

Originally posted on 2016-06-04 03:05:00
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No post just yet due to making Verdana do crazy shit over in another RP on TVT. Specifically, going 1v4 against some very powerful opponents in a rather long battle, then scoring a kill at the end of it on the strongest of them.

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Originally posted on 2016-06-04 14:12:00

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No update to having a grand total of two posts.

Originally posted on 2016-06-04 21:43:00

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Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11)

Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 2/6



battlefury13: hey ally people!
battlefury13: pls kill sumon ston

I then proceed to load the Storage Cannon full of all of my items. TO be persice, the Dogbeam Deathbook, Spongebawbs staff, teir 0, Glitch Tem Pistol, The Xblades, a frozen dog, 100000 Divine Avengers, 5000 grandmaster rocket hammers, an infinity of Pi, tons of Consumers-attacks-i-stole-from-the-Arena, the SPonge Spatula, another storage cannon containing every bomb in Spiral Knights, and Sweet Nightmares. It is fired at the summoning stone.


Alright, so here are my ideas for the Upgrade that Verdana should have gotten from the Splinter flagship:
Splinter Emblem: Immunity to Splinter, every 10000 damage inflicts a stack of Splinter, 5% crit rating for attacks over 25000 damage.
2+ Hp, one armor below half health.
Critical Agony: Deal x3 damage with crits, but suffer 2 turns of 2 agony stacks, and any attack hitting the barrier damage limit inflicts another stack while those stacks are active
I Can't Believe It's Not Splinter Dog: Add 2+ PHP healing to any heals. 25% chance of horribly backfiring and summoning the splinter dog PICK THIS IT IS A GOOD IDEA http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png
Unending Agony: Inflict Agony per 20000 damage dealt. Stacks up to four, unlike DTG0. Stacks begin decaying after three turns. Added damage from crits does not work.
Dozens of Hull Fragments: Add a 100,000 HP hull to an entity of your choice. Once.
Described below.
A Hull: Causes 5000 damage to a random entity per 10000 taken, inflict burned on attackers. 100,000 Hp, guarding [targetentity]
Splinter Shotgun: Boosts the attacks damage it is used in by 40000, then scatters it across d10 random entitys. Deals less damage to Airborn entitys, due to damage falloff.
Splinter Frying Pan: Another joke item. On death, turn the ded person into a statue made of splinters.
The Splintaic Attack: Your killer takes 20000 damage and has Splinter inflicted upon them.
Waifu Emblem: Yet another Joke Item. On use, causes all mentions of Alicia to be replaced with "waifu"
Sins list: Deal 28420958254151798741561684654186416561818164618656148418148741 damage to Verdana, in player HP. Then, inflict -295412583 stacks of overkill

All joke items except the sins list are automatically taken alongside the reward









6/6 2+ from toast 2+ from piono
i proceed to empower the above attack to be even stronger. By loading in a boatload of exploding boats with red and anti-matter bombs on board.


Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera

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2+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast

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3 spare charges
8/15 for energy barracks
7/15 for energy beasts
+2 to battlefury and +1 to toast

Eric decides to do some healing up while he waits for explanations, and uses Demeter's Gift to grow some powerful healing herbs and then apply them to himself.

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stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks.
the Giga Gun (level 5): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
the Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. the crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest.
Demeter's Gift (level 5): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists.
Shiva's Glory (level 5): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts.
Khione's Nails (level 5): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
battlefury: 58
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 5
topaz: 56
toast: 54
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 59
Darkside: 24
ire: 7
Alicia: 55
sunnyau: 19
francisco: 2

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-06-05 02:33:00

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11/20 Charge, demon, charge!
13/20 Research!? (+1 from piono, +1 from battlefury)

+1 to piono, +2 to battlefury

Noah wakes up and groans as he gets up.
The axe has vanished, as well as any sign anything had happened earlier, besides a certain PG entity encased in sandstone. He gets up and stretches.

Noah: I honestly didn't know what would happen with that.
Noah: I'll probably explain it later.
Noah: As much as I hate to say it, you might have a point.
Noah: I'll ease up on the PG drubbings.

He groggily clicks his fingers, and Nagisa is freed from her sandstone prison. That says nothing of the brutal hacking of her arm, or the fact that she was recently suffocated. Noah clearly wasn't expecting the result that came from that vial. He shakes his head, then shakes the side of his head while tilting it to the right. A trail of sand trickles out his ear.

Noah: Urgh.

Originally posted on 2016-06-05 09:03:00
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Hey, Piono, mind if i buy up half the fortress? (58 charges worth of troops)

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Verdana being lazy once again, he decides just to heal himself this turn, and finish charges.

Charges:
A Fish Tank With Arms: 20/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) (DEPLOYING)

A fish tank appears. It has a pair of arms.
Fish Tank: 80000/80000 (arms: 10000/10000 x2) (high damage, loses 30% of damage if missing both arms)

Pointless Charge: 18/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

+3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-06-05 13:46:00

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Battlefury, Doctors, I consider both of you to be overpowered enough for you to not get extra bonuses from the defeat of Maria. Rather, what you get is information. This information may or may not be helpful to you, and I haven't wrote it up yet but each of you get two picks from these eight pieces of information. You can not pick the same information. Do note that it may take a few days for me to write it up.
  • Adminlog 1A
  • Adminlog 1S
  • Adminlog 1J
  • Marialog 1
  • Information about Alicia.
  • Information about the state of AscensionCraft's community.
  • Secret
  • Other (Please state what you want in thread.)
Engie, I completely forgot about your rewards for killing the Splinter Flagship. Pick one.
  • Splinter Frying Pan (Level 7 alchemy): Turns enemies that you kill when using this weapon into Splinter Statues, statues that happen to be chairs, that work on your side.
  • Hull Creation: A eight turn charge that can be used alongside your action that allows you to add a hull to an entity, acting as protection.
  • Splinter Emblem: For every 15,000 damage an attack deals, this adds one stack of Chaos Splinter, which deals 3k damage per turn.
  • +2 Armour.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1465004953))
Okay, I'm back to being able to post. Still have homework, but not the huge crunch time like I did before.
Also, I have the urge to summon bosses here eventually, but by the rules, I can't chain together more than two of my own charges at a time, thus capping my summon size out at 40. If I wanted to make a building that would allow me to chain together charges so long as it's still intact, how much charge would I need to expend?
2 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for plant renovations
5/15 for energy barracks
5/15 for energy beasts
+2 to engie, +1 to sunny

15/15 expended. Renovations continue, the town grows...

Eric finally wakes up.
...
"What the heck happened while I was out?"

demonologist: you get a status effect that slowly deals damage to you, although that may be while you're awake.
demonologist: maria proves herself to be a complete idiot, and tries to murder everyone.
demonologist: battlefury and noah crush her.
demonologist: maria promptly dies and does this kamikaze attack that sets every anomaly-causer to 5 hp.
demonologist: it also gives them this weird status effect that activates if somebody dies.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1465005910))
10/20 Charge, demon, charge!
10/20 Research!?
+1 to piono, +2 to battlefury

44'200 Research (+16'000)

Badge || Paladin's Shield (Terraria) && Amulet of the Protector && Emblem of Selflessness = Mark of Heroism (Level 4 - 5/5) DONE
A symbol of selflessness and sacrifice, this badge allows the wearer to quite simply intercept incoming damage from a target- regardless of distance or status, and apply it to themself, albeit at a slight reduction.

Insan3Lik3 - Hope.

Dead Man's Plate appears on Noah's shoulder. He'll need it. In addition, he gains +2 max HP from using 40'000 Research and +3 current HP from Alicia's murder spree. I think the cap on that should be nerfed to 2 HP.

The attack can still be understood without the RP part if you are stuck for time, but Noah DOES communicate with Alicia at the start.
semi-important RP stuffs: consider snipping'

Noah: You can't be serious.
Noah: And here was me thinking that you were one of the more mature godmodders.

Noah laughs. He pulls out some sunglasses, rubs them with the recently deceased Mayor's hat, then places them on. He smiles as he continues to talk, as if he was speaking with someone who lacked logic entirely.

Noah: I admit I'm quite insulted.
Noah: If you really wanted my help all this time, being jealous isn't going to help.
Noah: It's not like you have a right to be either.
Noah: There has never really been an occassion where you were on the weaker side.
Noah: Thus, I haven't had any reason to support you.
Noah: Consider describing me as a Robin Hood, if you will.
Noah: My only true enemies are the Conflict and it's allies.
Noah: Besides that... it sort of... blurs.

Noah glitches slightly on the word 'blurs'. He pulls out a key, and passes it through his shirt, and towards his chest. He begins glitching wildly, and you probably wonder what the heck he is doing. Then you hear a click, and the glitching stops. Noah unbuttons his shirt slightly, and pulls his chest open.

[And when I say chest, I mean like a box! He has a box in his chest. He did NOT just pull out half his torso from his body!]

It's golden-yellow, kind of like sand. It appears to be intricately designed out of sandstone or a similar mineral. From it...


Noah pulls out a two-tone, double-edged waraxe. One side gold, one side black. Next, he reaches for a vial of golden liquid. He tosses the axe directly skyward, then chugs the golden liquid. He coughs once, twice, then collapses. The axe slowly spins, in the air, before beginning it's descent.

The moment before it hits the ground, golden-side down, an illuminant hand catches it.

Noah's body, now upright, looked a little different. Veins of golden-yellow spiderwebbed across his skin, his hair now stood as if he was in a commercial with the wind blowing and stuff. The sunglasses lay broken nearby and- HIS EYES OH HIS EYES THEY BURN LIKE THE SUN OH GOD. His eyes were more akin golden fires of vengence. You recognise the glare, and realise that the sunglasses had been hiding it all this time (If you didn't read the RP this won't make sense).

Noah? approaches Nagisa Moemoe, then quite simply swings across and lodges the golden side of the axe into her(?) arm.

Noah?: Wrong. SIDE.

He pulls the axe out, then sweeps the dull black side back into her(??) body.

Noah?: Thats. Better.

He uses his free hand to conjure a wall of sand around Nagisa, which immediately hardens to sandstone, and begins to suffocate her.

Noah?: Longest. Breath. Fifteen.

Noah? the wrenches the axe once more out of the (girl/guy/person/whatever) and then collapses.
Again.
His body returned to normal, which then sinks into some sand nearby, where he reappears further away.

Alicia suddenly gets a PM:
I don't really expect you to read this, but please avoid killing past me. It'll be inconvenient for both of us.
~Future Noah.


If you were in his dreams right now, you would see him arguing with someone.

[In case you were wondering what all the //4.zop// was, it was basically 'spoiler-glitching'. The equivalent of pixellating faces.

Half of this is RP and references. Also how did Alicia even ship the TWO dream demons with ONE splinter dog.

Thats just wrong.]

You remind me to give you 70,000 research, 20,000 from the remaining HP Maria had, 50,000 from getting another boss kill, before giving yourself 1 max HP using up 20,000. It appears the requirements for getting more max HP have increased drastically, and it happens that it will take 75,000 Research for each extra HP point until 27 HP. 20k is something you can obtain in a single attack if you put a bit of effort into, and you are currently the most OP player. Your HP is also locked after that, for the time being. This should change soon. You also don't manage to put your armour on, as I'm also putting the cap for armour right now at 3. This applies to everyone.

**Divinity Alicia111: How did you get the idea that I was jealous?
**Divinity Alicia111: I didn't actively want your help. Anti-godmodders are a truth that I've accepted, and I don't expect every person in a godmodding war to be on my side, although that would be preferable.

You recover 2 HP, as that is somewhat overpowered, before dealing 4 damage to Nagisa, who is female. Alicia only shipped a single Dream Demon with the Splinter Dog, which is why only a single Dream Demon is supposed to be dead.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1465045932))
No post just yet due to making Verdana do crazy shit over in another RP on TVT. Specifically, going 1v4 against some very powerful opponents in a rather long battle, then scoring a kill at the end of it on the strongest of them.

/null

Here's a link to the fight that I dug up for some reason. Verdana loses. Yay.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1465074635))
Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11)

Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor || Ring = Aegis of Dogis 2/6



battlefury13: hey ally people!
battlefury13: pls kill sumon ston

I then proceed to load the Storage Cannon full of all of my items. TO be persice, the Dogbeam Deathbook, Spongebawbs staff, teir 0, Glitch Tem Pistol, The Xblades, a frozen dog, 100000 Divine Avengers, 5000 grandmaster rocket hammers, an infinity of Pi, tons of Consumers-attacks-i-stole-from-the-Arena, the SPonge Spatula, another storage cannon containing every bomb in Spiral Knights, and Sweet Nightmares. It is fired at the summoning stone.


Alright, so here are my ideas for the Upgrade that Verdana should have gotten from the Splinter flagship:
Splinter Emblem: Immunity to Splinter, every 10000 damage inflicts a stack of Splinter, 5% crit rating for attacks over 25000 damage.
2+ Hp, one armor below half health.
Critical Agony: Deal x3 damage with crits, but suffer 2 turns of 2 agony stacks, and any attack hitting the barrier damage limit inflicts another stack while those stacks are active
I Can't Believe It's Not Splinter Dog: Add 2+ PHP healing to any heals. 25% chance of horribly backfiring and summoning the splinter dog PICK THIS IT IS A GOOD IDEA  http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png
Unending Agony: Inflict Agony per 20000 damage dealt. Stacks up to four, unlike DTG0. Stacks begin decaying after three turns. Added damage from crits does not work.
Dozens of Hull Fragments: Add a 100,000 HP hull to an entity of your choice. Once.
Described below.
A Hull: Causes 5000 damage to a random entity per  10000 taken, inflict burned on attackers. 100,000 Hp, guarding [targetentity]
Splinter Shotgun: Boosts the attacks damage it is used in by 40000, then scatters it across d10 random entitys. Deals less damage to Airborn entitys, due to damage falloff.
Splinter Frying Pan: Another joke item. On death, turn the ded person into a statue made of splinters.
The Splintaic Attack: Your killer takes 20000 damage and has Splinter inflicted upon them.
Waifu Emblem: Yet another Joke Item. On use, causes all mentions of Alicia to be replaced with "waifu"
Sins list: Deal 28420958254151798741561684654186416561818164618656148418148741 damage to Verdana, in player HP. Then, inflict -295412583 stacks of overkill

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6/6 2+ from toast 2+ from piono
i proceed to empower the above attack to be even stronger. By loading in a boatload of exploding boats with red and anti-matter bombs on board.


Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera

Entity orders:








2+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast

The overuse of alchemies starts to nerf your alchemy bonus to 4,000, before with the power of charged attacks, you deal 30,000 damage to the Summoning Stone. For your plagarism and hypocrisy in regards to stealing attacks in the arena, your reward is Alicia creating a rift in reality, causing Distorted Travesty 3 Bowser to show up, and slam you into the ground for 4 damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1465090383))
3 spare charges
8/15 for energy barracks
7/15 for energy beasts
+2 to battlefury and +1 to toast

Eric decides to do some healing up while he waits for explanations, and uses Demeter's Gift to grow some powerful healing herbs and then apply them to himself.

You heal yourself for 3 HP.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1465113823))
11/20 Charge, demon, charge!
13/20 Research!? (+1 from piono, +1 from battlefury)

+1 to piono, +2 to battlefury

Noah wakes up and groans as he gets up.
The axe has vanished, as well as any sign anything had happened earlier, besides a certain PG entity encased in sandstone. He gets up and stretches.

Noah: I honestly didn't know what would happen with that.
Noah: I'll probably explain it later.
Noah: As much as I hate to say it, you might have a point.
Noah: I'll ease up on the PG drubbings.

He groggily clicks his fingers, and Nagisa is freed from her sandstone prison. That says nothing of the brutal hacking of her arm, or the fact that she was recently suffocated. Noah clearly wasn't expecting the result that came from that vial. He shakes his head, then shakes the side of his head while tilting it to the right. A trail of sand trickles out his ear.

Noah: Urgh.

Nagisa is freed. Alicia won't try to murder you as much this round.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1465125538))
Hey, Piono, mind if i buy up half the fortress? (58 charges worth of troops)

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QUOTE (engie @ (time=1465130812))
Verdana being lazy once again, he decides just to heal himself this turn, and finish charges.

Charges:
A Fish Tank With Arms: 20/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) (DEPLOYING)

A fish tank appears. It has a pair of arms.
Fish Tank: 80000/80000 (arms: 10000/10000 x2) (high damage, loses 30% of damage if missing both arms)

Pointless Charge: 18/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

+3 to Piono

You summon a Fish Tank with arms.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Summoning Stone is ready to summon something, before a scythe blessed by the Narrative smashes into it, and deals 10,000 damage. It's summoning energies are dispersed into the air. demonologist heals Eric for 3 HP. The Dream Demon smashes Sayaka Miki in the head for 2 damage as well as giving her Lesser Depression. Sayaka gives her turn to Oktavia, for Oktavia to smash Battlefury in the head with her sword for 0 damage as well as giving him Depression. Sayaka then smashes Battlefury for 1 damage. Nagisa does not forgive Noah for releasing the sandstone around her, but she can't damage him, so she blasts the Dream Demon for 10,000 damage. The Adelberts each rush Battlefury for 6 damage, before the Fish Tank smashes Battlefury into death.

Alicia cackles like a mad-woman. She cackles hard enough to forget to attack, but she still gives a +2 to Verdana. She's preoccupied with her cackling to fail to notice the summoning energy distorting due to temporal anomalies, before opening up to summon a mime. Eldritch whispers can be heard around the mime, but that doesn't matter as much as the fact that it's fairly powerful, and that's an AG. Mimelord summoned.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.

[AG]: Reclaim the Summoning Stone, as it will give the Pro-Godmodders, many, many strong entities, easily gaining an entity advantage.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Crater of Dog (No effect just yet.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE

Idlers
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: I
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/the Umbral One: 5/20 HP
[AG] ashkantsr: 0/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 24/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: IIII, 25% chance to miss next action, Hyperdeath: II
[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 8/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP).
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 5/20 HP, Umbral: II

[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood

[AG] battlefury13: 0/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Umbral: I
[AG] sunnyau: 5/20 HP, Umbral: I

[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 20/20 HP, Umbral: I


[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 10/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%), Elemental Mastery: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Envoy's Mark of Dog: I[b]III[b]I[/b]IIIII[/b], Umbral: I
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 6/25 HP, 90,200 Research, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, +1 HP for every entity killed to a maximum of 2 per turn, 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed, Umbral: I, Depression: I, Karmic Retribution.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 8/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Umbral: I
[PG] teag2: 7/20 HP, Splintered: I
, Umbral: I

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] Mountain: 395,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 10,000/50,000 HP (x2), Master: engie/Verdana [PG], Summons entities every turn, Guarding Gale and Eric.

[AG] Mimelord: 150,000/150,000 HP, Copies a victim's ability on hit or being hit, End of a Journey: III, The Whispers: IIIII

[N] demonologist/Gale: 19/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour
[N] Dream Demon: 15,000/25,000 HP, Inflicts mind-related status effects.

[PG] Sayaka Miki: 23/25 HP, Has 1 Armour, Unpredictable in her attack patterns, Linked to Oktavia von Seckendorff, Lesser Depression: I
[PG] Oktavia von Seckendorff: 98,000/100,000 HP, Linked to Sayaka Miki, Inflicts Depression, Conductor: I[b]II[/b], Flux Poison: I
[PG] Nagisa Momoe: 26/30 HP, Linked to Charlotte.
[PG] Charlotte: 99,000/120,000 HP, Linked to Nagisa Momoe, Retaliates harshly if too much damage is dealt in a single attack, Regeneration: I, Temporally Damaged: I
[PG] Adelbert: 8,000/10,000 HP (x6), Taint Poison: I
[PG] Fish Tank: 80,000/80,000 HP, Arms: 10,000/10,000 HP (x2), Loses attack when the Arms die.

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP

The Fortress
[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect)

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x1620)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x55), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1830)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x55), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x1500), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x49), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x1090), Airborn, Evasive (40%).
[N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x28), Airborn, Pickup: II
[N] Plant Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, 50/50 HP (x360)
[N] Sacred Grove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x12), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[N] Plant Core: 30,000/30,000 HP Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x21), Golden Demopan: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[I[b]II[b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): [b][b][b]READY![/b][/b][/b], Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[II[b]I[b]I[/b]IIII[/b]] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): RECHARGING, Owner: engie [PG]
[IIII] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIII] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-05 17:29:00

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12/20 Charge, demon, charge!
14/20 Research!?

+1 to piono, +1 to battlefury, +1 to engie

I think nerfs to Noah are completely reasonable at this point. In fact, I embrace them wholeheartedly. As a result of this wholehearted embrace, the Research charge is going to do literally nothing (ormaybejustremovekarmicretributionorsomething)- That way I will be more on par with others. What research I have now will be exclusively for entities (which is what I initially designed the resource for).

As for the information, I'll take the first two adminlogs.

Originally posted on 2016-06-05 21:42:00
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Horribly suffer probably being reduced to 2 hp and a stick from Urmbral.

Battlefury13: any idea how long it would take to track down the mates
Battlefury13: I want to continue my rolfstomp of b1nary and Steven i began a while back.





Originally posted on 2016-06-06 07:04:00

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QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1465144166))

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 10/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%), Elemental Mastery: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Envoy's Mark of Dog: I[b]III[b]I[/b]IIIII[/b], y [AG]


O, dogs on 5.
Pass the popcorn, consumer.
This will be entertaining. Soon, anyway.

Give it a couple of turns, and assuming its not nerfed due to being the envoy, we will have a dog exactly as strong as piono.
/arf

Originally posted on 2016-06-06 07:09:00

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Ugh. This cold that I'm having is utterly shitting on my ability to be creative...

Verdana glances at his health bar, and decides that he desperately needs better healing. He decides to get it by wandering over to a nearby forest, taking a look at the trees nearby. They're not exactly his usual meal, but they'll do in a pinch. Slowly, he closes his eyes and sweeps out with both hands, clenching his fists tightly, drawing upon the life energies present in each of them... by tearing them clean out of the trees, causing them all to collapse into piles of wood in an instant. He opens his eyes, grins at the recovery, and wanders back to the battlefield.

And then he notices the mime.

Oh hell no. You just get right out of here thank you.

Pointless Charge: 20/20 (+1 from Alicia) (ACTIVATE)

Verdana wanders over to the mime, and proceeds to show the mime his extensive knowledge of precisely 1 hand signal - the middle finger. Only, his middle finger has been imbued with a Pain And Suffering 20 Post Charge, causing the mime to writhe in sheer agony as it feels the pain of being flipped off repeatedly dig into it's mind, nestling down in there like one hell of an annoying brain parasite. One which gives the mime intense suicidal feelings. The mime proceeds to turn around and jump off a cliff.

Shoo Out The Clowns: 4/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors)

+2 to Piono


Verdana glances at the list of options for bonus from killing the flagship, deciding to go with the Splinter Emblem bonus.

Originally posted on 2016-06-06 13:00:00

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Have to do things, so #shortpost.
Act:I then hit the Summoning stone with a generic attack of Amplifying, amplify the damages done to the Summoning Stone more. I then claim it if possible.

Entity Commanding:Nil

??? 1/? (store,1)
spammer() 10/10(activate delayed, 1)

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3)

glitched||wand&&protection=Glitch Of Protection(Lv3 - 2/4)

Commanding:

Originally posted on 2016-06-06 13:45:00
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Archangel gtfo's out of the Idlers List and notices his health.

FallenArchangel: Oh God Maria WHY.
FallenArchangel: Battlefury, did you really need to make her THAT insane?


Because he can't find a better way to heal himself, he uses something he has been preparing.....
He (painfully) transforms into a smaller version of the creature drawn on the Door and runs towards Sayaka and attempts eating her alive. No matter how much she defends with any weapon she has, Archdemon (that's what I'm calling him while transformed into that) manages to tear appart her hand and brutally eat it, then goes off to Oktavia, Nagissa, Charlotte and Adelbert trying to eat them too, but then he quickly transforms back into his normal body so he keeps his sanity.

FallenArchangel: Sorry to tell you girls, you taste awful.

Then, because he is a goddamn Half-Godmodder (or at least he calls himself that) he creates himself a black glove with a scarlet Σ on it.

Originally posted on 2016-06-06 17:11:00

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@battlefury: One crap-ton of soldiers, coming right up! Also, I'm planning a heist on the Mates, but I want to get my current "set" of archons set up in the Fortress so I can switch my charge slots over to bringing up spare charges instead of having over half the charge going to the archons. Once I'm ready, I'll be dropping in on those suckers as soon as there's not major distractions going on.
3 spare charges
14/15 for energy barracks
13/15 for energy beasts
+1 to engie, toast and sunny

"Oh, really? Ow, yeah, I think I can feel it now that I focus."
Eric pulls out Shiva's Glory and uses it's energy manipulation abilities to draw out the Mark of Dog debuff and get rid of it. Don't want no permanent status effects clogging up my character.
Eric then turns as a massive force materializes on the battlefield.
Battlefury gets 420 earth, fire, water, and air archons, with a token force of 60 plant archons.
Along with those, he gets 14 purple worms, fire drakes, sea serpents and rocs. He also gets 2 treants.
Enjoy the suddenly overwhelming power you now possess.
Eric just sort of stares.
"... looks like the Fortress is still okay then..."

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks.
the Giga Gun (level 5): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
the Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. the crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest.
Demeter's Gift (level 5): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists.
Shiva's Glory (level 5): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts.
Khione's Nails (level 5): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 5
topaz: 56
toast: 56
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 64
Darkside: 24
ire: 7
Alicia: 55
sunnyau: 20
francisco: 2

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-06-06 19:24:00

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