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Battlefury

Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:03 PM

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QUOTE (engie @ (time=1464699342))

The White Box and the Envoy Of Dog are now HIGH. Unless they're dead.

...Goddamn it, Verdana

This will be added to sin list.
Verdanas sins count:83664537736^85924r + 1
Where r is 7388387532
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Originally posted on 2016-05-31 14:12:00

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pionoplayer	Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:03 PM Quote
Weaver of Fates Group: Admin Posts: 2622 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: 25 Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created Status: N/A	2 spare charges 14/15 for spare charge 14/15 for plant renovations Maria undergoes a massive amount of hits from various different people, and probably does something to get them off of her back. Then she sees SONG (using Eric's body of course) charging straight towards her. He launches power outwards towards him, he dodges, dodges again, jumps in the air over the last blast... she finally hits him... And the illusion disappears. Looking for me? SONG comes up at her from behind, swinging the gravitational core around like he's winding up for the shotput. And then the ley lines snap. They stretch out, and Maria feels them dragging part of her powers with them as SONG draws them out, almost like a slingshot. And then the ley lines switch from channeling darkness to channeling gravity. SONG smirks and drops the gravitational core into the his new gravity slingshot. The ley lines snap back, slamming into Maria, smashing all 5 stacks of gravcrush into her all at once, the damage of the sudden artificial singularity being created within her being amplified even further by both the scythe of prevention and the trick with the ley lines. Everything swirls inwards as Maria becomes the new center of a small black hole, SONG casually striding away, although his movements become more and more awkward as he goes. Dangit, looks like I'm going to have to drop the conne- SONG depossesses Eric's body the instant Eric hits the Platform. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. the Giga Gun (level 5): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. the Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. the crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest. Demeter's Gift (level 5): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists. Shiva's Glory (level 5): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts. Khione's Nails (level 5): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 52 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 5 topaz: 56 toast: 49 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 59 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 55 sunnyau: 17 francisco: 2 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. Originally posted on 2016-05-31 17:20:00 -------------------- Once upon a time there was a story...
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Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM

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QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1464649314))

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.

Too lazy for an attack. Enjoy this .

hpye dooth on me, piono, the dogenvoy, and topaz

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:

pie-godmodder 7/20

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono
1+ to cyan

You activate the Incarnate of Hyperdeath on yourself, Piono, the Envoy of Dog, and Topaz, even though he's idle, so it won't count until he gets back. You take 3 recoil damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1464650493))

6/6 for Shiva's Glory
6/6 for Khione's Nails
2 spare charges
9/15 for spare charge
9/15 for plant renovations

...
Did you REALLY just lock yourself into a magical flow that I've shown the ability to explicitly control?
...
What is it with the boss monsters being utter MORONS around here?
You know what? I can use this.
Eric's body suddenly lurches to its feet.
Urgh, it's a lot harder to control this thing when he's unconscious.
His eyes are glowing grey, Eric's head looks up at Maria and flashes a wicked grin before suddenly whipping out the Scythe of Prevention.
Night night little girl.
And then suddenly he's on the other side of her, running up along the side of the crater.
The following has been applied to Maria:
"She is prevented from not taking absolutely absurd amounts of damage the next time her gravcrush stacks max out."
Then Maria feels the magic of the ley lines that she locked into for her massive darkness burst lock into her own powers.
Bad things will happen soon...

Also, Zephyr, demons may come in all shapes, sizes, and strengths, but 4th wall awareness is NOT an ability demons have by nature.
And generally the path to acquiring such abilities is a long and dangerous one.
Oh, weren't expecting me to use your true name?
Heh. Omniscience is useful sometimes.
Not as much as it should be, but sometimes.

You activate the Scythe of Prevention, and prevent Maria from taking low damage due to gravcrush. You also take 3 recoil damage.

demonologist: of course i have fourth wall awareness, otherwise i wouldn't know about other dimensions and minecraft.
demonologist: and i can see your narration because i have internet access.
demonologist: i think that's how it works.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464651006))

18/20 Research!
3/20 Charge, demon, charge!
+1 to piono, +1 to cyan, +1 to sunnyau

DONE: Skull && Frost Helmet || Soul of the Lost = Helmet of the Damned (Level 5 - 6/6)
An icy, helmet with power over souls and death. The shape seems to resemble a skull.

~ATH Manual && Sandstone Key && //wo3.!4mo$s// = ~ATH Soulbox (0/0)
This will be relevant later. The alchemy being here is currently completely useless, as it really already exists.

Leather Shoulderpad && Bone Plate || Momentum = Dead Man's Plate (Level 5 - 5/6)
This shoulderplate is designed out of bone. It's large, heavy and protects well; simply wearing it makes you feel invincible, and able to knock down any foe.

Noah kicks a barrel of monkeys towards Maria, which explodes and suddenly she is covered on monkeys! Then the monkeys explode into more monkeys!
And so on.
Noah dons the Helmet, which heals him for 1 when an entity dies, rather than providing armor. Dead Man's Plate can wait.

On that, I'll probably chill out on Noah upgrades for a bit, besides Research!, which will increase the ratio that research:entity stats affects. I think it is getting a bit overloaded.

@consumer, I DID say for the Gate of Flowing Time to start bodyblocking for the Timekeeper, rather than attack a PG.

Ah. I would fix it, but Alicia murdered it. Sorry about that. You give yourself murder based heal, before dealing 2 damage to Maria, taking 0 recoil damage in return due to armour.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1464671083))

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.

Battlefury: Enough of this.
Battlefury: Lets end this!
Battlefury: And your going out with a bang!

...he says as he points a rather small gun at her. He smirks, sure that this is the right gun.

He pulls the trigger.

FAIL.

That is what is on the flag that pops out of the gun, as failure horns fail to play properly. Maria's ears melt from the failure of the Prank Cannon.
Battlefury: And now for the part in which you horribly die.

Far away Dog Browser sits atop his throne at the Center of the Universe. He has terribly bored ever since he fought that lame tainted rippof of him. What kind of idiot even creates Tainted ripoffs anyway? They usually are a long story of Tragedy that ends badly.

He, of course, remembers how he got to this point: He just killed a lamer browser. Then, a plumber, came to rescue some princess the previous browser had kidnapped.

Said Plumber was not made of dog, and thus, was no match for Dog Browser, who promptly ate the plumber, and proceed to spent multiple years sitting on this throne. He recalled having to fight the plumber 99 times for reason unknown. Oddly the Plumber expected him to be of the same difficulty and moveset each time.

What an idiot.

That said, 99 plumbers at least made a decent meal.

And so forth, and so forth. He said on his throne for century, becoming the eternal ruler of the universe.

Universe 64, the home of many old classics.

All around him, Fiction altered to suit his presence. All slowly become dog, and his throne became, and still becomes, stronger with each passing day. It has been years, but Universe 64 has been twisted into Universe Dog.

Dispite fictions alterations, many things remain undoged. In fact, the majority of the universe, if only by a approximately 5% margin, was not dog.

But universe 64 is built of games.

And the conflict and narrative are omnipresent.

This combined to create a large number of hero and antagonists, allying with or seeking to take down the dog. Though this process, Dog Browser has become something terrifying, just by existing.

He has become an unwitting ally to the conflict, in a odd way- His importance to creating conflicts in that universe has put in a odd situation. On one hand, he was the near-killer of Tainted Browser. On the other hand, he is a key source of antagonists and Protagonists, and thus, conflict.

Normally, all he would do is sit on his throne, crush a few rowdy/useless antagonists and kill a few protagonists, in this land in which he remains a stranger.

But he received what he has been waiting for much of his life.

The call.

The call to return to the server.

The call to once more take action against his enemy.

A place suited to him.

A strange war, just as strange as him.

The call to return to ascensioncraft, and strike down the targeted enemy of the lord of dog.

From his mouth, white flames emerge. A tear in reality is formed, a portal.

The portal that leads to Universe B, Ascensioncraft, the Crater of Dog.

Dog Browser: Here i come, o mighty lord of dog.

For any outsider, the universe seems to briefly black out as Dog Browser leaves for Universe B. When the universe returns to sight, the Throne of Dog is empty.

On the other end, in Universe B, a strange rift in reality seems to open. White and black energy, the colors of Dog, surround it. But nobody knows of the Colors of dog. Nor did they know of dogs beyond housepets, until they were shown the power of dog.

And then, suddenly, millions of tiny barks are heard. A arm extends out of the portal, scaly and furry at once. Its claws are deadly sharp, and resemble the combination of a dog paw, and human hand. A head is seen. Two black watery pits serve as eyes, mouth fixed in a stance you'd expect from Browser. A second hand emerges, just as dog-like as the other. Dog Browser's body emerges, his furry underbelly much harder than it looks, his legs a fusion of koopa and dog, and his shell covered in dog residue.

The following is broadcasted to the entire server
**Lord Of Dog Battlefury: All hail his Majesty, King Browser The Dogged.
**Lord Of Dog Battlefury: For those who would like to see a stupid fool, a friend who betrayed Alicia, a person who called demons flith yet could be considered one herself, one whose only source of power is in the shadows, leader of the Edgy Teenager Clan, also an insane idiot brutally murdered, please use the following command: /dogbrowserdunksonmaria
**Lord Of Dog Battlefury: I promise you, the entertainment will be top notch.
Battlefury13: Alright. Time to get on with the show.
battlefury13: Dog browser, slay this unholy enemy of Dogkind!

Dog Browser emits a terrible, terrible roar. As he roars, the obligatory dog barks are heard, echoing outward, chilling all those who hear his fearsome roar.

Battlefury13: Time to die, Maria! It's a real shame you don't have more health- The more health, the longer i can run this show!
Battlefury13: But thanks to your stupidity, the runtime of this show will have to be limited to one lethal episode!
Battlefury13: Now, Maria, i have one last request for you, which i have repeatedly asked for you to do.
Battlefury13: You have delayed, you have fought
Battlefury13: I have even appealed to your pathetic constumer service.
battlefury13: And now, i have come to force you to fulfill this request.
Battlefury13: i have had ENOUGH of your third-rate fighting style and costumer service.
battlefury13: Now,
battlefury13: DIE!

Dog brower finishes his Unholy Bark. The Dog energy from the bark converges onto Maria, devastating her, doggifying her. As her skin and body turn to dog, it is clensed...
By the dog residue breaking away to form dogs of shadow, dogs of darkness.

Grimbark energy surrounds them, as they stare into the pits of Insanity that is Maria's eye. Maria stares back.

What she sees is more than enough to shatter her pysche.

The pure insanity and the (faux) influence of the horrorterrors in their eyes break her, the pure insanity destroying any remaining traces of sanity. She clutches her head as she experiences a serve headache, combined with a complete mental breakdown.

The remaining Nanodogs from the last attack, meanwhile, reactivated by the dog in this attack, ravage her body. They soften her up, weaken her, converting parts of her to dog.

Browser, meanwhile, cracks his fist together, and begins by simply crushing Maria. He then bounces her up in the air, again and again. Then, once she is far above the clouds, Browsers arms smash her, crushing her, and punching her down to the earth, which he slams into with a loud thud. This attack alone leaves her wounded.

Then, browser summons a massive morningstar made out of dog, and, in an extreme of kicking someone while they are down, lifts it up over his head with both hands, and smashes her repeatedly into the ground.

He then sends forth a single Gomba, as to taunt her. Said Goomba proceeds to stomp on her. As it turns out, the Goomba is capable of controling Gravity, and thus, amplifes its weight massively after jumping over her- it quickly smashes down on her, easily crushing her skull, and her body along with it.

Browser then lets out an evil laugh, before repeatedly punching her into the earth, until massive amounts of blood are being splattered with each punch, and a massive crater is around her. His spiky fists maul her further into a twisted mockery of what she was.

Then, he flys up in the air, holding her close to his mouth. He then lefts go... Before unleashing a massive burst of dog and flame onto her. Every time she hits the ground, the hands flick her back into the air harshly, until the flames burn her.

The hands then proceed to both smash her to the earth. Browser then creates a third hand, and the hands proceed to juggle her before a crowd. The crowd claps, and Browser takes a bow, using his third hand to take off his Tophat of Dog that he was wearing the whole time and take a bow, while the hands flick Maria up into the air, and proceed to perform a fist bump.. With her in the middle, of course. They then proceed to high-five eachother, with Mariain the cross fire once more.

Maria finally lands on the ground.. Only to land underneath Browser's hat. Which is full of Gravity Goomba's. This results in a massive pile of Gravity Goombas smashing into her.

Browser, deciding he has done enough, decides to leave though the Rift in Reality.

Dog Browser: Rest assured, the Browser Carnival may return some day.
Dog Browser: But for now, i must rest a bit.

Maria lies down for a bit, expecting the attack to go on.

She grins as she realizes that the attack have stopped. Well, besides the remaining dogs forming into Grimdark Dogs for unknown reasons, but finally...
She can kill this stupid fool.

She, for an unknown reason, feels an odd voice in her mind.

Tap into the leyline, and everything you have! End this fool! End this fool, who has belittled you! End this fool, who has taunted you! End this fool, who dares to oppose you!

She, of course, is quite willing to do so. She quickly drains the Leyline, and channels it in combination with her dark energy, to unleash a massive amount of Dark Magic. It rapidly spreads outward, and spreads over a massive distance.

She then makes the fatal mistake of attempting to direct said energy at Battlefury13

Battlefury13: Idiot!
Battlefury13: You where never in control of this epic attack of yours!

She then panics, wondering why her powers are doing nothing.. Or why her body is responding to none of her commands.. Or why the grimdark energy is contained.

The Grimdark dogs answer one of those rather well. Using the Dog in Maria's body that was naturally in the attack that ended up in the Grimdark magic, their own mastery over the Grimdark magic, they contain it. Maria attempts to direct said power, but finds her self unable to even control her body.

Battlefury13: As i said, you are a idiot.
Battlefury13: I am a lord of Dog. I have power over dogs. You have ten stacks of it. Thus, i have some control over your body,
battlefury13: The real topping? That mark of dog the envoy inflicted?
battlefury13: It's power over your mind, your mental instability, and hate of me made it all possible to easily control you into channeling far more than you normally would.
battlefury13: I am the heir of the will of [SPOILERNAME]!
Battlefury13: My will... Is his will!
Battlefury13: And his power over your mind, combined with all the other factors...
battlefury13: It means your mind is HIS!
Battlefury13: His will is now your will!
Battlefury13: And my will is his will!
Battlefury13: And so, your will is my will!
Battlefury13: AND MY WILL IS THAT YOU DIE!

Suddenly, she feels her self directing the energry that she just unleashed not to it's intended target, but towards...
Her.
She attempts to break the shackles of mind control as everything falls apart around her, as the dark energy flows into her, tears her apart, ravages her. Meanwhile, the Grimbark Dogs compress it further, driving it further into her. Dispite her protests, and effort, she is unable to save herself.

She absorbs all the dark energy, and, no longer under her command, it shreds her. The sheer amount of darkness within her body causes it to begin melting...

And then she is beheaded from behind. Her head falls to the ground, and her body is melted by the darkness, the liquid remains of her retreating into thin air.

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:

pie-godmodder 7/20

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono
1+ to cyan

You deal 24 critical damage to Maria, who simply looks at you. She doesn't even bother to counter attack herself, or obey the will of the one who has a cobalt text colour. She simply gets up, the Envoy's Mark corrupting and removing any sanity she may have had left. Note that I am going to stop attacks from dealing more than 40,000 damage, without buffs and alchemies, unless they become sufficiently awesome. This was pretty awesome.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1464675943))

Razihel picks up the Rapier of Readiness. It's not much, but at least it's not a Wooden Sword.

He thrusts the Rapier up, and then... fire resistance potions fall from the sky. I was not expecting this to happen.

Apparently these were custom potions which have Regeneration affixed to them as well. That's the power of custom servers.
-Inventory-
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2)
-Charges-
4: 11/20 (+3 Toast, +3 Battlefury)
It's the mothergorillaing D-O-double G!

Undead Bush: 3/10
It's summer.
-Alchemies-
Anarchist's Cookbook && Reality Emitter Grenade && Online Anti-Godmodding Courses = Editor's Cookbook (3/4) (Level 3)
Now more effective against Sues and Godmodders.

Trinity Shield || (Circle of Protection && Black Powder) && Stop Watch (post-nerf) = Circle of Dust (1/?) (Level ?)
A shield with the Zodiac Killer symbol on it. Whenever projectiles hit it, they get reflected towards the enemy. Whenever actual enemies' attacks are blocked by it, time slows down to give you a chance to perform a counter-attack. The shield can designate a small area to be nuked by otherworldy forces by raising it up in the area which you want to nuke.

Broken Hero Sword && Hype Fuel = Rapier of Readiness (3/3) (Level 2) (Done!)
The Hype Train has no brakes.

Trinity Shield || (Circle of Protection && Black Powder) && Stop Watch (post-nerf) = Circle of Dust (Level 5: 0/6)
You can't start alchemies straight after you finish one, so that puts it on 0/6. It will be 1/6 your next post. You give yourself Regeneration for two turns.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1464682002))

Act:Respawn.

Entity Commanding:See 1st post

hack() 1/3 (Respawn, stopped, 1)
spammer() 4/10 (Respawn, stopped, 1)

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury (Respawn, stopped, 1)

Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3)

~~Glitch || Wand && EoTB = End of Turn Glitch (Level -1: 1/-1)~~

Commanding:
The White Box

You respawn in time to miss a brilliant spectacle, but then see another one.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464684124))

Fancy charge trading, battlefury?

19/19 MAYORS. EXPENDED

Hang on. This attack is REALLY good. I think I may as well use this unfinished charge (previously 19/20 RESEARCH) on it, assuming I can do that.

4/20 Charge, demon, charge!
+1 to piono, +1 to battlefury, +1 to sunnyau

Leather Shoulderpad && Bone Plate || Momentum = Dead Man's Plate (Level 5 - 6/6) DONE!
This shoulderplate is designed out of bone. It's large, heavy and protects well; simply wearing it makes you feel invincible, and able to knock down any foe.

MAYORS (19) expended!

Maria is suddenly possessed with the urge to watch/listen to this link.
While watching, she seems to fall into some sort of trance, possessed by the sheer awesome.

Here's the mail; it never fails.
It makes me want to wag my tail.
Here's the mail; it never fails.
Here's the mail; it never fails.
Here's the mail; it never fails.
(Mayor) is the mail; it never fails.
(Mayor)'s the mail; he never fails.
Mayor's the mail; he never fails
Mayor's the mayor; he never mayors.
Mayor's mayor mayor; mayor mayor mayors.

She is suddenly bunp'd out of her wierd trance by a box. It's wrappped with sandy-coloured strips of fabric. After a confused glance, Maria feels oddly obligated to open the box.

Inside is a sash reading MAYO-R and an amazing hat. She immedietely dons both, in her slight insanity.

Maria's the mayor; she never fails.

It looks like there is a second delivery. Suddenly, a rift opens and WV walks out. Yes, WV: The Mayor. It would seem that The Mayor is the mail. As everyone knows, he never fails.
To show up that is.
The Mayor of Can Town looks at (she who is now) Mayoria. How ghastly! An imposter!

The Mayor is the mayor!; he never fails!

>WV & UA: STRIFE!

In her insanity (dear god she thinks she is the mayor), UA tosses a VOTE ONE badge at WV. THe true mayor auto-parries it with ease, before taking the badge and making some slight adjustments to it. He pins it on his cloth, and reveals the new words: ONE VOTE!

Oh dear! It seems that WV just gained 1 VOTE!
WV: 1 - UA: 0

Mayoria is immediately jealous, and tries to round up some votes from the other entities. But for some reason, no-one would vote for her! It turns out Maria, her past self, had tried to kill a bunch of people, including her allies. And for SOME reason, that made people dislike her. Whaaaaaaaat?

And then the entities and players saw The Mayor. When they saw those signature rags and that monocle, they knew he was the real deal. They performed all the hax they could, using multiple accounts, profiles, OS's, IP changes, EVERYTHING. All to vote for The Mayor.

Mayor: [integer overflow] - Mayoria: 0

The Mayor wins. Mayoria's hat comically droops and he sash unties and falls off. She looks crestfallen, and a single tear begins to fall
...
...
...
Then she feels a hand on her shoulder.
...
It's The Mayor.
She turns her head to look at The Mayor. A single look from him tells her everything she needs to know. It tells her of the wonders of Can Town. It tells her how there, she can be whatever she wants. It tells her than maybe they can both be Mayor.

Mayoria/Maria and The Mayor walk back towards the rift, hand in hand (kind of like when you see two kindergarten kids holding hands, y'know? it's cute). The Mayor politely gestures her through, then follows in after her.

[I'm basically assuming this attack 'kills' her. We've had a ton of attacks on her so far, plus this is a charged attack. Also it's The Mayor. If she is already dead to Battlefury, this instead targets Alicia, without the charge.

Just minor housekeeping stuff.]

Mayoria walks with the Mayor of Can Town for a few seconds, before stabbing him through the chest. This proves to be one of many, many bad decisions, as the nearby players who came to see Dog Bowser curbstomp Maria see Maria trying to kill the Mayor, and stab her.

umbralAggressor has been executed. She falls over on the floor, red-shaded like any normal Minecraftian would do. She then gets up, still red-shaded. She's preparing a kamikaze attack for next turn. I decide to rig the spoil rules once again, and give you and Battlefury two spoils, in a similar fashion to the Heart... ...Locket, allowing for massive power because both attacks were excellent, and spoil worthy, just that this one happened to be boosted with a charge.

Also, that video has 219 likes, and 0 dislikes as of this evening. What a miracle. Don't break it, please.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1464685075))

Glitch || Wand && Player=??? , what will happen?(exchange to the -1 level alchemy)

You can't alchemise living things.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1464699342))

Okay, good.

Cause, ya know, me missing out on an opportunity to be a dick would be TRAGIC.

In the event that Maria is somehow still alive, and still going to be fighting in the battle, the first thing that Verdana does is teleport over and promptly smack her in the back of the head as hard as he physically can. Which is to say, not very hard at all. As it turns out, he is quite literally TERRIBLE physical-wise, at least when he isn't going utterly nuts with the transformations and glamour failure. That slap probably didn't even deal a single point of damage. But, if it did, looking at all of the other attacks used this turn, it's not entirely outside the realm of possibility that Verdana might accidentally kill her with that single weak smack.

You UTTER FUCK! What are you trying to pull with this suddenly attacking PG entities? If you haven't noticed, you're going around and almost deliberately dumping yourself into worse and worse a situation, through the power of not letting go of a petty little personal problem! Now, if you haven't been shat all over this turn by everyone ganging up on you, stop it.

Verdana then decides to avoid being useless, and activates... BONGTROUSLE.

Bongtrousle: 13/13 (ACTIVATED)

Suddenly, rising from the depths of the terrain, a sea of... weed-smoking equipment rises up. Verdana turns and activates the Hyperdeath Emblem just to critboost his attack, then turns to everyone on the AG side and grins menacingly, before waving one hand forth. Cue the arrangement of bongs (no, really) surging forth, the brunt of the attack crashing into the White Box and ripping chunks off of it with the power of stupid memetics. The sheer number of projectiles causes about half of the bongs to sail past the White Box without incident, but there's no battle box edge to prevent them from moving, and so, the Envoy Of Dog ends up finding itself assaulted by the equipment used to smoke weed. And then to make matters even worse, Verdana makes matters even worse! He does this by capping off his attack with a surge of smoke, which billows through the air, sweeps across the ground, through the White Box, through the Envoy Of Dog, spreading out across the entire terrain in the symbol of a gigantic Weed... and then disperses.

The White Box and the Envoy Of Dog are now HIGH. Unless they're dead.

...Goddamn it, Verdana.

Hey, you're the one who decided to make a charge with the name BONGTROUSLE, of all things. What did you expect?

A Fish Tank With Arms: 6/20 (+2 from Alicia)
Pointless Charge: 4/20 (blaze it) (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
+3 to Piono

You murder the White Box, before dealing 10,000 damage to the Envoy of Dog, who is not high. Drugs mean nothing compared to serving the one who speaks in cobalt.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1464700349))

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1464699342))

The White Box and the Envoy Of Dog are now HIGH. Unless they're dead.

...Goddamn it, Verdana

This will be added to sin list.
Verdanas sins count:83664537736^85924r + 1
Where r is 7388387532
/sinslist

Yes. Yes, it will.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1464711630))

2 spare charges
14/15 for spare charge
14/15 for plant renovations

Maria undergoes a massive amount of hits from various different people, and probably does something to get them off of her back.
Then she sees SONG (using Eric's body of course) charging straight towards her.
He launches power outwards towards him, he dodges, dodges again, jumps in the air over the last blast... she finally hits him...
And the illusion disappears.
Looking for me?
SONG comes up at her from behind, swinging the gravitational core around like he's winding up for the shotput.
And then the ley lines snap.
They stretch out, and Maria feels them dragging part of her powers with them as SONG draws them out, almost like a slingshot.
And then the ley lines switch from channeling darkness to channeling gravity.
SONG smirks and drops the gravitational core into the his new gravity slingshot.
The ley lines snap back, slamming into Maria, smashing all 5 stacks of gravcrush into her all at once, the damage of the sudden artificial singularity being created within her being amplified even further by both the scythe of prevention and the trick with the ley lines.
Everything swirls inwards as Maria becomes the new center of a small black hole, SONG casually striding away, although his movements become more and more awkward as he goes.
Dangit, looks like I'm going to have to drop the conne-
SONG depossesses Eric's body the instant Eric hits the Platform.

The Gravitational Core bounces harmlessly off Maria's corpse, failing to activate.

Originally posted on 2016-05-31 18:44:00

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questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
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GLORIOUS LEADER Group: Members Posts: 1202 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A	[END OF TURN BATTLE] The Summoning Stone summons the Mayor of Time, able to enforce the laws of time and space on people who don't abide by it. The Envoy of Dog activates The Sinner's Execution on the Mob Abomination. Two Dogs holding axes that look similar to Dogi and Dogaressa teleport next to the Mob Abomination, before it is set to NoAI. The two dogs bring down their axes, and the Mob Abomination remembers all of the sins it has committed in its many forms, which isn't that many, before experiencing instant death. The Splinter Dog smashes the Mecha-Terror Spider for 1 damage, plus Splintered. demonologist casts a healing spell on Eric, healing him for 3 HP. The Timekeeper timelocks the Mecha-Terror Spiders, while the Timebreaker points out that there should only be 1000 zombies. The extra 6913 look at each other, before exploding, and the remaining 1000 are reminded that they should have died last turn due to Maria's attack. The Mayor of Time ignores the Mayor of Can Town for now, before the Mayor of Time smashes into Wo-Class Kai for 20,000 critical damage due to her Timelock. She is locked out of time, which effectively locks her out of Fiction. Being locked out of Fiction is equivalent to death. Alicia then promptly realises that exactly 0 PGs and a traitor pretending to PG can act, and gives Verdana a generous +4 for the defeat of a boss. The Trial hasn't registered as ended, so she doesn't take damage. She prepares to go into summoner mode next turn. Try to deal as much damage to her as possible this turn. Ignoring few plans, Alicia decides to go into player killing mode. She summons yet another Bowser clone, this time normal Bowser from Distorted Travesty 3, who starts rushing the enemy players by first stomping on Battlefury, before going to Archangel, by sending a single fireball at him, which deals massive damage. He then presses a button. Fireballs fall from the sky, and drop down on Razihel, before he dropkicks Noah for massive damage. All affected take 10 armour-piercing damage, apart from Razihel, who dies. [ITINERARY] [AG]: Kill Alicia111. [AG]: Summon entities. [AG]: Kill Maria due to her high damage, and her boss status. [PG]: Protect Alicia111. [PG]: Get force on the field, especially as no-PGs can act this turn. [BATTLEFIELD] Terrain: Crater of Dog (No effect just yet.) Weather: Clear (No effect.) AG Entity Advantage: TRUE Hyperdeath Emblem (Invokable once, and only once by every non-Conflict entity and player.) I Idlers [AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: I [AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/the Umbral One: 5/20 HP [AG] ashkantsr: 0/20 HP [AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 24/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: IIII, 25% chance to miss next action, Hyperdeath: II [???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII. [AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 8/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP). [N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood [PG] teag2: 1/20 HP [AG] battlefury13: 6/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Hyperdeath: II [AG] sunnyau: 20/20 HP [AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 5/20 HP [AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 0/20 HP, Regeneration: I [N] pionoplayer/Eric: 12/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%), Elemental Mastery: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b], Envoy's Mark of Dog: I[b]IIIIIIIII[/b], Hyperdeath: II [N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 2/24 HP, 24,200 Research, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, +1 HP for every entity killed, 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed. [PG] engie/Verdana: 21/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet) [???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII [???] Mountain: 395,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY. [???] Summoning Stone: 1,000/50,000 HP (x3), Master: DoctorsHateHer/Noah [N], Summons entities every turn, Guarding Gale and Eric. [H] Envoy of Dog: 35,000/120,000 HP, Inflicts Mark of Dog - with a twist, The Sinner's Execution: III, The Will of Dog: [b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Hyperdeath: II [AG] Splinter Dog: 21/30 HP, Inflicts Splintered. [AG] The White Box: 0/80,000 HP, Evasive (25%), Copied Zombies: 10/10 HP (x1500), Copies the weakest entity currently on the Battlefield, Brothers and Sisters: III, Idetical Twins: [b]IIII[/b], Envoy's Mark of Dog: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]IIIIIIIII[/b] [N] demonologist/Gale: 19/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour [N] Timekeeper: 20,000/50,000 HP. Inflicts Timelock, or deals damage to enemies with Timelock, Flowing Time, or other time-related status effects. [N] Timebreaker: 20,000/50,000 HP, Possesses random everything, creates temporal anomalies. [N] Mayor of Time: 50,000/50,000 HP, Deals criticals to things with abnormal time. [PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 7/16 HP, Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: II[b]I[/b], Timelock:[b] [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b] [PG] The Mob Abomination: 0/120,000 HP, The Execution: [b]III[/b], The Horde: [b]III[/b], The Dragon: III ~~[PG] Wo-Class Flagship Kai: 0/80,000 HP, Has 2 Armour, Change of Command: I[b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Timelock: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]~~ ~~[PG] Zombies: 0/20 HP (x0)~~ [BOSS] umbralAggressor/Maria: 0/75 HP, To Infinity: I [GM] Alicia111: 40/50 HP The Fortress [FORTRESS] Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10) Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞ [AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress. [N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants. [N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x1440) [N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn. [N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP [N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x49), Burrow: IIII [N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1650) [N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn. [N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP [N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x49), Scorched Earth: III [N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x1320), Nautical. [N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn. [N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x44), Coil: IIIIII [N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP [N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x910), Airborn, Evasive (40%). [N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn. [N] Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP [N] Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x22), Airborn, Pickup: II [N] Plant Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, 50/50 HP (x270) [N] Sacred Grove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x9), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b] [N] Plant Core: 30,000/30,000 HP Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn. [N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III. [N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII [N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x18), Golden Demopan: IIII [PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress. [spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N] [IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N] [III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG] [III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG] [IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N] [I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG] [IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N] [IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG] [I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG] [I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG] [I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]II[/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): [b]RECHARGING![/b], Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N] [IIIIIIII] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): RECHARGING, Owner: engie [PG] Originally posted on 2016-05-31 18:44:00 -------------------- questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi questa gente che parla, che parla di noi per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento prima o poi, prima o poi
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Eris	Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM Quote
[/color]/b] Group: Members Posts: 2013 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: Bullet Hell Status: N/A	5/20 Charge, demon, charge! 1/20 Research!? +1 to piono, +2 to battlefury Badge \|\| Paladin's Shield (Terraria) && Amulet of the Protector && Emblem of Selflessness = Mark of Heroism (Level ? - 1/?) This badge allows the wearer to quite simply intercept incoming damage from a target- regardless of distance or status, and apply it to themself instead, albeit at a slight reduction. It's like next level bodyblocking. Don't forget to apply murder heal. Noah consumes the contents of my science assignment to heal himself. Unfortunately, my science assignment is pretty incomplete, thus it isn't quite as nutritious as one might expect, nor give him very much insight into the nature of chemistry. Originally posted on 2016-05-31 22:10:00
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Featherfall	Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM Quote
Ancestor Group: Members Posts: 1155 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A	<*MusicalDefenseSquadron Razihel was eaten by a grue.> >RESPAWN >Y Originally posted on 2016-06-01 04:32:00 -------------------- This signature is a 3/3 green Elk creature with no abilities.
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sunnyau	Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM Quote
Regular Group: Members Posts: 150 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A	Act:Wait. Entity Commanding:Nil hack() 2/3 spammer() 8/10 +2 Doctor, +1 piono +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3) glitched\|\|wand&&protection=???(Lv? - 1/?) Commanding: Originally posted on 2016-06-01 09:00:00
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Eris	Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM Quote
[/color]/b] Group: Members Posts: 2013 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: Bullet Hell Status: N/A	6/20 Charge, demon, charge! 2/20 Research!? +1 to piono, +2 to battlefury Badge \|\| Paladin's Shield (Terraria) && Amulet of the Protector && Emblem of Selflessness = Mark of Heroism (Level ? - 2/?) A symbol of selflessness and sacrifice, this badge allows the wearer to quite simply intercept incoming damage from a target- regardless of distance or status, and apply it to themself, albeit at a slight reduction. Noah decides to try not to die by... Sleeping? Noah immediately falls unconcious. His chest glows, and nearby rocks begin to crumble, forming sand. The sand slowly trails up to his body and fills in the gaps in his flesh. He lies there. Unconcious. His body completely unable to do anything but regenerate health. That says nothing of his Soul though. And NOT this silly SOUL business I mean just a categroically regular Soul. A ghostly, ethereal, Noah pulls away from the weak body. Ready for action, Soul-Noah...! ... ... Lies down also? Wow, this kid is lazy. It seems like he is still making an effort to heal his body though. Originally posted on 2016-06-01 12:46:00
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engie	Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM Quote
Ancestor Group: Members Posts: 2220 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A	...Maybe wait before writing up the results? I mean, not many people are doing things... and, ya know, I can't think of anything to do yet. And there's other things happening that kind of put a damper on me doing a whole lotta shit in this one post. Originally posted on 2016-06-01 13:42:00 -------------------- "Their story has concluded for now. Currently, you follow mine."
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ConsumerOfAll	Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM Quote
GLORIOUS LEADER Group: Members Posts: 1202 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A	No update due to a lack of posts. Verdana is right again, somehow. Originally posted on 2016-06-01 21:24:00 -------------------- questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi questa gente che parla, che parla di noi per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento prima o poi, prima o poi
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teag2	Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM Quote
Forgetting to Post Group: Members Posts: 933 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: california Status: N/A	I may not be very active, but... I fire both station lasers at the Splinter Dog. Originally posted on 2016-06-01 23:03:00 -------------------- It was inevitable.
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QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1464818632))

I may not be very active, but...
I fire both station lasers at the Splinter Dog.

Station is dead! And is you!
Not big surpise.
/null

Originally posted on 2016-06-01 23:58:00

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[/color]/b] Group: Members Posts: 2013 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: Bullet Hell Status: N/A	/null inb4 no-one posts because they don't want to see what happens to kamikaze mayoria EDIT: well, gorilla. Originally posted on 2016-06-02 08:09:00
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GLORIOUS LEADER

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inb4 no-one posts because they don't want to see what happens to kamikaze mayoria

What happens to Maria? You may be onto something.

Originally posted on 2016-06-02 09:17:00

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engie	Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM Quote
Ancestor Group: Members Posts: 2220 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A	...Well, better do SOMETHING. Verdana proceeds to do... something. Specifically, he picks up Maria with gravity powers, and hurls her at the Envoy Of Dog. For good measure, he also hurls the Envoy Of Dog at her, then locks the two of them together in a gravity well. Which means that the Envoy Of Dog is the prime target for To Infinity. Okay, now do the thing where you explode and destroy a large section of land in a blah blah radius around you. Being incredibly lazy as he typically is, he then teleports to the top of the mountain and sits down on it. He doesn't seem too concerned with anything right now. A Fish Tank With Arms: 11/20 (+4 from Alicia) Pointless Charge: 9/20 (+4 from Alicia) Originally posted on 2016-06-02 12:32:00 -------------------- "Their story has concluded for now. Currently, you follow mine."
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Archangel Micheal Group: Members Posts: 1300 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: New Winchester Status: N/A	Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) Dog && Picture of Alicia && Picture of maria =? ??? 1/? Mobile post. No attack for you Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" Entity orders: pie-godmodder 8/20 Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/??? 2+ to piono 1+ to toasted toast Originally posted on 2016-06-02 15:12:00 -------------------- he he
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QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464729038))

5/20 Charge, demon, charge!
1/20 Research!?
+1 to piono, +2 to battlefury

Badge || Paladin's Shield (Terraria) && Amulet of the Protector && Emblem of Selflessness = Mark of Heroism (Level ? - 1/?)
This badge allows the wearer to quite simply intercept incoming damage from a target- regardless of distance or status, and apply it to themself instead, albeit at a slight reduction.
It's like next level bodyblocking.

Don't forget to apply murder heal.

Noah consumes the contents of my science assignment to heal himself. Unfortunately, my science assignment is pretty incomplete, thus it isn't quite as nutritious as one might expect, nor give him very much insight into the nature of chemistry.

Badge || Paladin's Shield (Terraria) && Amulet of the Protector && Emblem of Selflessness = Mark of Heroism (Level 4: 1/5)
You heal yourself for 3 HP due to the deaths of Razihel, the White Box, the Mob Abomination. It appears that your healing caps at 3 HP in case many, many, entities die. You then heal yourself for 2 HP due to science assignments.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1464751949))

<*MusicalDefenseSquadron Razihel was eaten by a grue.>
>RESPAWN
>Y

You do the respawny thing, Zork-style.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1464768051))

Act:Wait.

Entity Commanding:Nil

hack() 2/3
spammer() 8/10 +2 Doctor, +1 piono

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3)

glitched||wand&&protection=???(Lv? - 1/?)

Commanding:

Glitch || Wand && Protection == Glitch of Protection (Level 3: 1/4)
You shouldn't be able to alchemise with concepts or adjectives, by the way. You can't captcha concepts, which makes this impossible from an in-universe standpoint.

~~#charaisinnocent~~
#uaprobablyneedshelp

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464781573))

6/20 Charge, demon, charge!
2/20 Research!?
+1 to piono, +2 to battlefury

Badge || Paladin's Shield (Terraria) && Amulet of the Protector && Emblem of Selflessness = Mark of Heroism (Level ? - 2/?)
A symbol of selflessness and sacrifice, this badge allows the wearer to quite simply intercept incoming damage from a target- regardless of distance or status, and apply it to themself, albeit at a slight reduction.

Noah decides to try not to die by...
Sleeping?
Noah immediately falls unconcious. His chest glows, and nearby rocks begin to crumble, forming sand. The sand slowly trails up to his body and fills in the gaps in his flesh. He lies there. Unconcious. His body completely unable to do anything but regenerate health.

That says nothing of his Soul though. And NOT this silly SOUL business I mean just a categroically regular Soul.
A ghostly, ethereal, Noah pulls away from the weak body. Ready for action, Soul-Noah...!
...
...
Lies down also? Wow, this kid is lazy. It seems like he is still making an effort to heal his body though.

Your body and soul heal for 3 HP.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1464784957))

...Maybe wait before writing up the results? I mean, not many people are doing things... and, ya know, I can't think of anything to do yet. And there's other things happening that kind of put a damper on me doing a whole lotta shit in this one post.

~~#onehundredandeleven~~
#uadefinitelyneedshelp

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1464818632))

I may not be very active, but...
I fire both station lasers at the Splinter Dog.

The Station is dead. As a mercy, you are allowed to deal 1 damage to the Splinter Dog.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1464821939))

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1464818632))

I may not be very active, but...
I fire both station lasers at the Splinter Dog.

Station is dead! And is you!
Not big surpise.
/null

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464851372))

/null

inb4 no-one posts because they don't want to see what happens to kamikaze mayoria

EDIT: well, gorilla.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1464867175))

...Well, better do SOMETHING.

Verdana proceeds to do... something. Specifically, he picks up Maria with gravity powers, and hurls her at the Envoy Of Dog. For good measure, he also hurls the Envoy Of Dog at her, then locks the two of them together in a gravity well. Which means that the Envoy Of Dog is the prime target for To Infinity.

Okay, now do the thing where you explode and destroy a large section of land in a blah blah radius around you.

Being incredibly lazy as he typically is, he then teleports to the top of the mountain and sits down on it. He doesn't seem too concerned with anything right now.

A Fish Tank With Arms: 11/20 (+4 from Alicia)
Pointless Charge: 9/20 (+4 from Alicia)

The Envoy of Dog takes 10,000 damage. Maria smiles in an extremely creepy way.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: And why do you think that this will be effective against my kamikaze?

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1464876767))

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11)

Dog && Picture of Alicia && Picture of maria =? ??? 1/?
Mobile post. No attack for you

http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:

pie-godmodder 8/20

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono
1+ to toasted toast

Dog && Picture of Alicia && Picture of Maria = ERROR, YOU CAN NOT ALCHEMISE LIVING THINGS

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Hyperdeath Emblem breaks. The Summoning Stone, finally summons something non-time related - a pair of Dream Demons. They're nowhere on the same level as Bill Cipher, but they inflict a variety of dream and mind-related status effects. The Envoy of Dog activates The Will of Dog. It barks, and turns towards the Timebreaker. It does not obey the Will of Dog. That must be fixed. A massive wave of energy hits it, not as strong as UNDOG's Doggone or Dogsong, but enough to give it 7 stacks of the Envoy's Mark. It doesn't seem exactly that obedient. It also takes 10,000 damage from a high amount of the Envoy's Mark.

The Splinter Dog strikes teag2 in vengeance for attacking it, dealing 2 damage and giving teag Splintered. demonologist eyes the Dream Demons, before stabbing the Envoy of Dog for 10,000 damage. The Timebreaker cheats, acts ahead of the Timekeeper, and knocks Noah's entities' actions to after Alicia summons. The Mecha-Terror Spider breaks free of its Timelock.

Maria activates To Infinity, and smiles. A vortex of darkness surrounds her. It looks exactly the same as her real darkness, but does not feel the same as her real darkness. Out of it, the repeat term of adinfinitum can be heard. It's not the One, that would be much more horrifying, but it appears to simulate the One. The darkness reaches around the Envoy of Dog, wraps around it, and easily crushes it. You see no remains, and its soul appears to drift off, somewhere else. It then reaches towards all of the Descendants. Their bodies, avatars or equivalents freeze, before darkness ripping most of the life-force out of their bodies. You are all forced to 5 HP, excluding the newly respawned Razihel. Suddenly, among all of you, something shifts. Something lurks, and begins to corrupt your very being. You have been given Umbral for three turns. This does include Razihel. It activates on your deaths, which, with that amount of health will likely be very soon, but if it does activate, bad things happen to you involving your soul. Healing is recommended. You then notice Maria getting up, and shaking, even though she's supposed to be dead, again. She throws a Splash Potion of Healing at the PGs, giving all of them 2 HP.

**Divinity Alicia111: After all of this, you finally try to make up for it?
**Shroud umbralAggressor: Heh.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: This may be a problem.

umbralAggressor promptly dies without providing further explanation to what exactly she meant, somewhat annoyed at something. Alicia screams in a mixture of annoyance, and pain, as she takes 2 damage due to a Trial ending. A spiral of darkness that happens to be somehow solid, and an orb of light fall down next to Noah and Battlefury. The first person to respond can claim one, and the other responder gets another.

She then gives another +4 to Verdana, before a vortex in reality appears, and Alicia promptly goes on that mass-summoning spree she promised last turn, this time Madoka Magica themed, as she summons Sayaka Miki at a not very mentally stable state, Oktavia von Seckendorff, Nagisa, and Charlotte. Noah's entities promptly re-appear, but Alicia gives them a death stare harsh enough for them to forget to act as her main action.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities. Lots.
[AG]: Kill Maria due to her high damage, and her boss status.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Crater of Dog (No effect just yet.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE

Idlers

[AG] battlefury13: 5/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Hyperdeath: I, Umbral: III
[AG] sunnyau: 5/20 HP, Umbral: III
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 5/20 HP, Umbral: III
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 20/20 HP, Umbral: III

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 5/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%), Elemental Mastery: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Envoy's Mark of Dog: I[b]IIIIIIIII[/b], Hyperdeath: I, Umbral: III
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 5/24 HP, 24,200 Research, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, +1 HP for every entity killed, 5% Integrity Resistance, Retribution when killed, Umbral: III

[PG] engie/Verdana: 7/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Umbral: III
[PG] teag2: 7/20 HP, Splintered: I, Umbral: III

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] Mountain: 395,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 1,000/50,000 HP (x3), Master: DoctorsHateHer/Noah [N], Summons entities every turn, Guarding Gale and Eric.

~~[H] Envoy of Dog: 0/120,000 HP, Inflicts Mark of Dog - with a twist, The Sinner's Execution: [b]I[/b]II, The Will of Dog: [b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Hyperdeath: I~~

[AG] Splinter Dog: 20/30 HP, Inflicts Splintered.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 19/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour
[N] Timekeeper: 20,000/50,000 HP. Inflicts Timelock, or deals damage to enemies with Timelock, Flowing Time, or other time-related status effects.
[N] Timebreaker: 10,000/50,000 HP, Possesses random everything, creates temporal anomalies, Envoy's Mark of Dog: [b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]III
[N] Mayor of Time: 50,000/50,000 HP, Deals criticals to things with abnormal time.
[N] Dream Demons: 25,000/25,000 HP, Inflicts mind-related status effects.

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 7/16 HP, Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: II[b]I[/b]
[PG] Sayaka Miki: 25/25 HP, Has 1 Armour, Unpredictable in her attack patterns, Linked to Oktavia von Seckendorff.
[PG] Oktavia von Seckendorff: 100,000/100,000 HP, Linked to Sayaka Miki, Inflicts Depression, Conductor: III.
[PG] Nagisa Momoe: 30/30 HP, Linked to Charlotte.
[PG] Charlotte: 120,000/120,000 HP, Retaliates harshly if too much damage is dealt in a single attack.

[GM] Alicia111: 38/50 HP

The Fortress

[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): [b]READY![/b], Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]II[/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): [b]RECHARGING![/b], Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIIIIIII] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): RECHARGING, Owner: engie [PG]
[IIII] Reflective Shroud: (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]/Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Corrupted Light: (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]/Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-06-02 20:31:00

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Eris	Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM Quote
[/color]/b] Group: Members Posts: 2013 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: Bullet Hell Status: N/A	/graberino reflecterino shrouderino. Seems like it would work with my playstyle by the name. 8/20 Charge, demon, charge! (+1 from battlefury) 3/20 Research!? +1 to piono, +2 to battlefury Badge \|\| Paladin's Shield (Terraria) && Amulet of the Protector && Emblem of Selflessness = Mark of Heroism (Level 4 - 3/5) A symbol of selflessness and sacrifice, this badge allows the wearer to quite simply intercept incoming damage from a target- regardless of distance or status, and apply it to themself, albeit at a slight reduction. Noah is still asleep. If you were in his dreams, you would probably see him talking to someone. Regardless, his wounds begin to seal. His dream self decides to murder some harmless passive mobs to gain murder-heal while he's at it. Originally posted on 2016-06-02 22:56:00
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Battlefury	Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM Quote
Archangel Micheal Group: Members Posts: 1300 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: New Winchester Status: N/A	Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) Dog && (Amulet of Defense && Ironskin Potion) && Iron Armor \|\| Ring = Aegis of Dogis 1/? Extremely Persistent Dog That Wants To Be Used In Crafting and is Technically Not Alive. && Picture of Alicia && Picture of maria =? ??? 1/? Quickfixing 11/11 EXPENDED I proceed to heal my self by summoning 2000 Quickfix medics. They quickly all begin healing me. Meanwhile, a bunch of Engineers build Splash Potions of Healing VVV Despensiors, all of which are somehow in range. Meanwhile, Multiple dogs proceed to drain the Umbral Energy from me, and use the Sky as a dumping ground. I then proceed to drink 55555 canisteirs of dog residue, while a bunch of level 99 mages spam Heal Critical Wounds infinity on me. Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" Entity orders: Quickfixing 11/11 Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/??? 2+ to piono 1+ to toasted toast Originally posted on 2016-06-03 00:08:00 -------------------- he he
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engie	Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:04 PM Quote
Ancestor Group: Members Posts: 2220 Joined: 11-August 18 Age: N/A Location: N/A Status: N/A	That hurt like a bitch. How fitting. Verdana grins, shrugging despite having just had a lot of his health bar go herpderp. He then realizes that the PG entities might need a bit of help getting set up, and so decides to grab hold of the Summoning Stone and smack it hard enough to make it join his team. He then decides to actually do something productive now. *Seeing the Splinter Dog as a major threat due to it being the only* AG entity right now, Verdana teleports over to it via spacewarp, grabbing it by the scruff of it's wooden neck. A few seconds pass. Kids, look away now. Spoiler Alert He proceeds to tighten his grip, splintering the Splinter Dog's neck even further, as it lets out a whine that cuts off into a desperate gasp for air. None is given. In fact, Verdana... cuts the bullshit and just crushes the Splinter Dog into pieces, then despite the lack of edibility, proceeds to start munching on what's left of the Splinter Dog. Somehow, this heals him. It's probably the whole absorbing life energy thing that's related to it. Eventually, even he grows bored of the taste of splinters, and tosses the Splinter Dog remnants off behind his back somewhere. If it's still alive, it lands with a quiet whimper, and the cracking of wood. He gazes around at the people nearby, meeting each one of their confused/shocked/disgusted stares by pulling out a Giant Stone Middle Finger and showing it off to them. ...No prizes for guessing where he got that from. The question here is HOW? A Fish Tank With Arms: 16/20 (+4 from Alicia) Pointless Charge: 14/20 (+4 from Alicia)** Originally posted on 2016-06-03 08:42:00 -------------------- "Their story has concluded for now. Currently, you follow mine."
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