Act:I take the Wand of Amplification and strike it to the FLagship's weight. It then dramatically drop to the earth and penetrates it.

Entity Commanding:The Zombies attack the real zombies.

hack() 1/3
spammer() 4/10

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Amplifier||Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)= Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3) 4/4

Commanding:
The White Box

Originally posted on 2016-05-30 06:41:00

17/20 Research!
2/20 Charge, demon, charge!
+1 to piono, +2 to cyan

Skull && Frost Helmet || Soul of the Lost = Helmet of the Damned (Level ? - 5/?)
An icy, helmet with power over souls and death. The shape seems to resemble a skull.

Leather Shoulderpad && Bone Plate || Momentum = Dead Man's Plate (Level ? - 4/?)
This shoulderplate is designed out of bone. It's large, heavy and protects well; simply wearing it makes you feel invincible, and able to knock down any foe.

Noah reaches toward the center of his chest, where he is consumed by a flash of //hj4?k//. While this isn't traditional glitch, anything that wants to attack Noah this EoTB is going to be in for a bad time.

Originally posted on 2016-05-30 12:20:00

The first thing Verdana does upon returning to the battlefield is to collapse onto his knees next to Alicia, quite visibly shaken by whatever going-ons seem to have been getting to him during his time dead. His stare, blank, is unnerving in a rather different way to his typical psycho grin. It just... doesn't work with him. Slowly, he manages to recover, although all the earlier enthusiam he had for utterly fucking things up seems to have gone, replaced by some heavy internal sense of dread. Silently, he pulls out the spoil of the Flagship...

...

And then, he proceeds to try testing it. If it's an attacking item, he proceeds to beat seven colours of shit out of VerdanaMustDie and AliciasExecution with it. If it's a defensive item, he tries using it on Wo-Class Kai and the Mob Abomination.

He seems to be a bit wary of Maria now...


Charges:
Bongtrousle: 13/13 (+2 from Alicia)
A Fish Tank With Arms: 3/20 (+2 from Alicia)
+3 to Piono for the sake of store credit and because everyone else is really unlikely to give me anything other than shit right now

Originally posted on 2016-05-30 13:18:00

Act:I take the Wand of Amplification and amplify the action of Maria. She then shoots off the air and banged on the Flagship.
I should and would be dead then.

Entity Commanding:See 1st post

hack() 1/3
spammer() 4/10

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3)

glitched||wand&&EoTB=The Glitched Wand(Lv? - 1/?)
A Wand which attacks will be delayed into the EoTB, plus a 1.25x damage bonus. Also splashes on a random enemy by the power of GLITCHINESS and will also generate a quote.

Commanding:
The White Box

Originally posted on 2016-05-30 13:22:00

Demeter's Gift is complete
5/6 for Shiva's Glory
5/6 for Khione's Nails
1 spare charge
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for plant spire
6/15 for spare charge
6/15 for plant renovations
+1 to sunny (thanks for the +1s), cyan (have a small gift to get you started) and engie (you need all the help you can get, even if you are the most effective damage-wise out of all of us here)

A large wooden, twisting spire shoots up inside the Fortress.
15/15 expended: plant spire summoned.

Hmm... I'm surprised Demonologist is having such a hard time fighting Maria, after all, she IS a demon.
And probably a very powerful one too, considering she has strong enough fourth wall awareness to grant her an immunity to passive narration.
Also... that name the Envoy associates me with is rather ominous.
Although, it would be, considering anyone that I could somehow be their Descendant is likely to be a dangerous individual indeed...

Also, handling ley lines would be a lot easier if we had some straight magic control up, but oh we-
...
Why is the update terminal showing all of this stuff?
Fine, if it wants action, I'll give it action.
The summoning stone gets hit by a massive gust of wind and flies straight into the converging ley lines, absorbing a large part of the oncoming blast, and because of the angling, completely shielding Gale and Eric.
It likely will result in further mutation of the subsequent summonings, but considering how quickly things are going to pot, I think we can handle that.
...
Why are there no proper eventualities that I can narrate the mountain into being on top of the ley lines? I hate when that happens...

((Also, I find it incredibly funny that the mountain is still alive.))



Originally posted on 2016-05-30 20:00:00

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.


Too lazy for an attack. Enjoy this speech.

Battlefury13: Seriously? Your letting old grudges clutter up this?
battlefury13: Also, you speak of demons and filth, yet you could be mistaken as such due to the nature of your powers.
battlefury13: That also comes off as racist, and i generally find that stupid stuff like that, when done by say, a dragon, instead of a Big Bad, results in hero's leaping onto the scene to stab them
battlefury13: Just a thought, ya know.
battlefury13: also the fact that the mountain still exists is pfunny
battlefury13: brb teleporting mountain onto Maria the second she is back.


Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:





pie-godmodder 6/20 (0+ from piono you dirty traitor )

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono
1+ to cyan

Originally posted on 2016-05-30 20:25:00

(you need all the help you can get, even if you are the most effective damage-wise out of all of us here)

..
most effective damage-wise

what.

i'm pretty sure he is actually weaker than Topaz and me due to our massive bursts of 100k or 50k damage, which he has yet to do.

This statement offends me
/null

Originally posted on 2016-05-30 20:27:00

**Shroud umbralAggressor: ally?
**Divinity Alicia111: Yes?
**Shroud umbralAggressor: Regret existing for me, will you?

In other news, as Topaz hasn't responded, Battlefury's idea of the Splinter Flagship's Spoil has won out, and there's been a slight stylistic change to a dead entity's entry: they'll linger about for a turn in the Battlefield, before being wiped out at the start of next update.

---

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464561553))

16/20 Research! 1/20 Charge, demon, charge! +1 to piono, +2 to cyan Skull && Frost Helmet || Soul of the Lost = Helmet of the Damned (Level ? - 4/?) An icy, helmet with power over souls and death. The shape seems to resemble a skull. Leather Shoulderpad && Bone Plate || Momentum = Dead Man's Plate (Level ? - 3/?) This shoulderplate is designed out of bone. It's large, heavy and protects well; simply wearing it makes you feel invincible, and able to knock down any foe. These are still unlevelled. As Noah respawns, his body is swept away as sand, and reforms about 20 blocks away. You are almost certain this has something to -//35&:o$;.1has//-changes the requirement of memento() to be his death once again, so it would proc correctly, then compiles. These strange glitches are seeming to increase in duration as time passes. Not that you can see that through the post, rather from about how much is missing. Noah dashes towards Ebony, and causes Case By Equinox to take the form of a Home Run Bat. At that, he knocks her into the sun, where she disappears in a flash of light signature to that of team rocket. My entities attack the PGs; too tired to give a proper orders. Except the gate of flowing time, which bodyblocks for the timekeeper.

Skull && Frost Helmet || Soul of the Lost = Helmet of the Damned (Level 5: 4/6)
Leather Shoulderpad && Bone Plate || Momentum = Dead Man's Plate (Level 5: 3/6)

You deal 20,000 damage to Ebony.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1464583520))

((Skybreaker is a prefix. Just simply call him Razihel.)) >Razihel: CONDITION CRITICAL! You drink weeaboo tears infused with good vaporwave, giving you some of your HP back by the power of aesthetic and butthurt. You then read The Oatmeal online, also healing you because it's just that good of a webcomic/blag. -Charges- 4: 4/20 (+2 Toast) It's the mothergorillaing D-O-double G! Undead Bush: 2/10 It's summer. -Alchemies- Anarchist's Cookbook && Reality Emitter Grenade && Online Anti-Godmodding Courses = Editor's Cookbook (2/4) (Level 3) Now more effective against Sues and Godmodders. Broken Hero Sword && Hype Fuel = Rapier of Readiness (2/3) (Level 2) The Hype Train has no brakes.

You heal yourself for 3 damage. Note that 7 HP is not critical condition.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1464586877))

Act:I take the Wand of Amplification and strike it to the FLagship's weight. It then dramatically drop to the earth and penetrates it. Entity Commanding:The Zombies attack the real zombies. hack() 1/3 spammer() 4/10 +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury Amplifier||Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)= Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3) 4/4 Commanding: The White Box

You deal 5,200 damage to the Flagship. The Copied Zombies will do as you say.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464607220))

17/20 Research! 2/20 Charge, demon, charge! +1 to piono, +2 to cyan Skull && Frost Helmet || Soul of the Lost = Helmet of the Damned (Level ? - 5/?) An icy, helmet with power over souls and death. The shape seems to resemble a skull. Leather Shoulderpad && Bone Plate || Momentum = Dead Man's Plate (Level ? - 4/?) This shoulderplate is designed out of bone. It's large, heavy and protects well; simply wearing it makes you feel invincible, and able to knock down any foe. Noah reaches toward the center of his chest, where he is consumed by a flash of //hj4?k//. While this isn't traditional glitch, anything that wants to attack Noah this EoTB is going to be in for a bad time.

You deal recoil damage to everything attacking you next turn.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1464610726))

The first thing Verdana does upon returning to the battlefield is to collapse onto his knees next to Alicia, quite visibly shaken by whatever going-ons seem to have been getting to him during his time dead. His stare, blank, is unnerving in a rather different way to his typical psycho grin. It just... doesn't work with him. Slowly, he manages to recover, although all the earlier enthusiam he had for utterly fucking things up seems to have gone, replaced by some heavy internal sense of dread. Silently, he pulls out the spoil of the Flagship... ... And then, he proceeds to try testing it. If it's an attacking item, he proceeds to beat seven colours of shit out of VerdanaMustDie and AliciasExecution with it. If it's a defensive item, he tries using it on Wo-Class Kai and the Mob Abomination. He seems to be a bit wary of Maria now... Charges: Bongtrousle: 13/13 (+2 from Alicia) A Fish Tank With Arms: 3/20 (+2 from Alicia) +3 to Piono for the sake of store credit and because everyone else is really unlikely to give me anything other than shit right now

Using Battlefury's notes on Pesterchum, it's single target. Anyway, you use the Splinter Buster's Triple Splinter Module on VerdanaMustDie and AliciasExecution. They promptly get overkilled, and you take a massive six damage from

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1464610978))

Act:I take the Wand of Amplification and amplify the action of Maria. She then shoots off the air and banged on the Flagship. I should and would be dead then. Entity Commanding:See 1st post hack() 1/3 spammer() 4/10 +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3) glitched||wand&&EoTB=The Glitched Wand(Lv? - 1/?) A Wand which attacks will be delayed into the EoTB, plus a 1.25x damage bonus. Also splashes on a random enemy by the power of GLITCHINESS and will also generate a quote. Commanding: The White Box

Glitch || Wand && EoTB = End of Turn Glitch (Level -1: 1/-1)
End of Turn Glitch: A glitch that allows for the manipulation of the End of Turn Battle on the same level as the User of the Update Terminal.

EoTB is already -1, you aren't going to get much further there. Maria decides to partly reenter the corporeal world to get hit by the Wand of Amplification, forcing her further back out. She's smiling, for some reason.

You have made a big mistake.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1464634858))

Demeter's Gift is complete 5/6 for Shiva's Glory 5/6 for Khione's Nails 1 spare charge 15/15 for spare charge 15/15 for plant spire 6/15 for spare charge 6/15 for plant renovations +1 to sunny (thanks for the +1s), cyan (have a small gift to get you started) and engie (you need all the help you can get, even if you are the most effective damage-wise out of all of us here) A large wooden, twisting spire shoots up inside the Fortress. 15/15 expended: plant spire summoned. Hmm... I'm surprised Demonologist is having such a hard time fighting Maria, after all, she IS a demon. And probably a very powerful one too, considering she has strong enough fourth wall awareness to grant her an immunity to passive narration. Also... that name the Envoy associates me with is rather ominous. Although, it would be, considering anyone that I could somehow be their Descendant is likely to be a dangerous individual indeed... Also, handling ley lines would be a lot easier if we had some straight magic control up, but oh we- ... Why is the update terminal showing all of this stuff? Fine, if it wants action, I'll give it action. The summoning stone gets hit by a massive gust of wind and flies straight into the converging ley lines, absorbing a large part of the oncoming blast, and because of the angling, completely shielding Gale and Eric. It likely will result in further mutation of the subsequent summonings, but considering how quickly things are going to pot, I think we can handle that. ... Why are there no proper eventualities that I can narrate the mountain into being on top of the ley lines? I hate when that happens... ((Also, I find it incredibly funny that the mountain is still alive.)) Spoiler Alert -I'M JUST GOING TO SNIP THIS TO MAKE POSTS EASIER TO READ-

demonologist: not all demons are powerful.
demonologist: it's mainly just the famous ones.

You deal 8,000 damage to the Summoning Stone, and use it to meatshield Eric and Gale. I haven't been calculating integrity rolls for the Mountain, as that would be pointless.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1464636306))

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane. Too lazy for an attack. Enjoy this speech. Battlefury13: Seriously? Your letting old grudges clutter up this? battlefury13: Also, you speak of demons and filth, yet you could be mistaken as such due to the nature of your powers. battlefury13: That also comes off as racist, and i generally find that stupid stuff like that, when done by say, a dragon, instead of a Big Bad, results in hero's leaping onto the scene to stab them battlefury13: Just a thought, ya know. battlefury13: also  the fact that the mountain still exists is pfunny battlefury13: brb teleporting mountain onto Maria the second she is back. Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" Entity orders: pie-godmodder 6/20 (0+ from piono you dirty traitor  ) Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/??? 2+ to piono 1+ to cyan

Maria simply smiles, wherever she is.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1464636470))

(you need all the help you can get, even if you are the most effective damage-wise out of all of us here) .. most effective damage-wise what. i'm pretty sure he is actually weaker than Topaz and me due to our massive bursts of 100k or 50k damage, which he has yet to do. This statement offends me /null

Well, he did literally invent overkill, and break the timeline. He hasn't done bursts of 110k+ yet, though.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Summoning Stone summons a Timebreaker, who focuses around being completely unpredictable, and creating temporal anomalies. The Envoy of Dog sees the White Box, and savages it for 15,000 damage, and the Envoy's Mark. The Temmie strikes a Mecha-Terror Spider for 1 damage. The Splinter Dog stabs Ebony for 10,000 damage + Splintered. The White Box copies another set of Zombies, this time less, and uses those Zombies to kill 187 zombies.

demonologist uses a diamond axe to chop off Ebony's head. The pitiful amount of remaining Tainted Goombas deal 600 damage to the Mob Abomination. It is not at all fazed. The Gate of Flowing Time strikes a Mecha-Terror Spider for 3 damage, and Flowing Time. The Timekeeper follows up by Timelocking Kai, before the Timebreaker hits Kai, sending her through a vortex of alternate universes, before landing in one where everybody is homicidal, causing her to take 7,000 damage.

The Mecha Terror Spiders figure out that it's the last turn for one of them, and decide to go out with a bang by finishing off the Temmie, who appears to be perfectly normal. The Abomination activates The Dragon. An apparition of an Aspect of the Red Dragon appears behind it, before red flames blast the Neutrals, for 10,000 damage to all of them, as well as burns. The already useless platform is destroyed, without a 'grave'. Wo-Class Kai admires the carnage from her frozen in time space. Dark rushes Battlefury for 1 damage, while Rookies mob Razihel for 3 damage.

Maria returns in a massive blast of darkness that blinds everything in the Battlefield, empowered by the leyline, and sunnyau's wand of amplification. The darkness grows due to the leyline into a mini-crit, and further due to the Wand of Ampfication into a full crit, causing the darkness it hit everybody for 20,000, area of effect, critical damage. Everybody happens to include the Pro-Godmodders, which Maria has no problem with.

**Divinity Alicia111: Mary, you do realise that you'll just get killed for betrayal? What was the point of that? Tell me.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: Heh.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: Heh.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: Heh.

Alicia would try to murder Mary, but she is linked to her lifeforce, so she just +2s Verdana, before continuing to show no mercy by telefragging the Gate of Flowing Time into the ground, causing a spout of time to flow up, and blast the Envoy of Dog and Noah for 40,000 damage.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Kill Maria due to her high damage, and her boss status.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.
[PG]: Protect Maria.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Crater of Dog (No effect just yet.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE
Hyperdeath Emblem (Invokable once, and only once by every non-Conflict entity and player.) I


[AG] battlefury13: 19/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] sunnyau: 0/20 HP
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 15/20 HP
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 2/20 HP

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 11/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%), Elemental Mastery: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b], Envoy's Mark of Dog: I[b]IIIIIIIII[/b]
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 12/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, 5% resistance to integrity damage, 24,200 Research, Severely harms Noah's killer on death.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 21/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet)

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] Mountain: 395,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 1,000/50,000 HP (x3), Master: DoctorsHateHer/Noah [N], Summons entities every turn, Guarding Gale and Eric.

[H] Envoy of Dog: 35,000/120,000 HP, Inflicts Mark of Dog - with a twist, The Sinner's Execution: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], The Will of Dog: [b]II[b]I[/b]I[/b]

[AG-PL] VerdanaMustDie: 0/25 HP, Triggered: III
[AG-PL] AliciasExecution: 0/25 HP, Executioner: III, Flowing Time: I, Timelocked: I
[AG] Temmie: 0/15 HP, "tem iz PURFECTLY norMAL!!11!1one"
[AG] Splinter Dog: 21/30 HP, Inflicts Splintered.
[AG] The White Box: 43,000/80,000 HP, Evasive (25%), Copied Zombies: 10/10 HP (x1500), Copies the weakest entity currently on the Battlefield, Brothers and Sisters: III, Idetical Twins: [b]IIII[/b], Envoy's Mark of Dog: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]IIIIIIIII[/b]

[N] demonologist/Gale: 19/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour
[N] Tainted Goombas: 0/200 HP (x0)
[N] Timekeeper: 20,000/50,000 HP. Inflicts Timelock, or deals damage to enemies with Timelock, Flowing Time, or other time-related status effects.
[N] Timebreaker: 20,000/50,000 HP, Possesses random everything, creates temporal anomalies.

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 0/16 HP, Flowing Time: I, 7/16 HP, Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: II[b]I[/b]
[PG] Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: 0/175,000 HP, Double-Action, Splintered: I, Flowing Time: I
[PG] The Mob Abomination: 57,200/120,000 HP, The Execution: [b]III[/b], The Horde: [b]III[/b], The Dragon: III
[PG] Wo-Class Flagship Kai: 8,800/80,000 HP, Has 2 Armour, Change of Command: I[b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Timelock: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[PG] Zombies: 20/20 HP (x7913)
[PG] Shroud:
DarkMcEdge: 19/20 HP, Infinite Respawns until Maria's death, Enter the Edge: [b]I[b]I[/b]I
Rookies: 4/5 HP (x6)[/b]
[BOSS] umbralAggressor/Maria: 31/75 HP, Has 1 Armour (+1 from Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate), 100% Retribution Chance, 10% Shroud + Shroud Regeneration (5%), Disappearance: II, Complete Darkness: II[b]II, Leader: IIII, Void: IIIII, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIIII[/b]

[GM] Alicia111: 40/50 HP


[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]III[/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[IIIIIIII] Splinter Buster (Lv. 4): RECHARGING, Owner: engie [PG]

Originally posted on 2016-05-30 20:33:00

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.


Too lazy for an attack. Enjoy this .

hpye dooth on me, piono, the dogenvoy, and topaz




Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:





pie-godmodder 7/20

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono
1+ to cyan


Originally posted on 2016-05-31 00:01:00

6/6 for Shiva's Glory
6/6 for Khione's Nails
2 spare charges
9/15 for spare charge
9/15 for plant renovations

...
Did you REALLY just lock yourself into a magical flow that I've shown the ability to explicitly control?
...
What is it with the boss monsters being utter MORONS around here?
You know what? I can use this.
Eric's body suddenly lurches to its feet.
Urgh, it's a lot harder to control this thing when he's unconscious.
His eyes are glowing grey, Eric's head looks up at Maria and flashes a wicked grin before suddenly whipping out the Scythe of Prevention.
Night night little girl.
And then suddenly he's on the other side of her, running up along the side of the crater.
The following has been applied to Maria:
"She is prevented from not taking absolutely absurd amounts of damage the next time her gravcrush stacks max out."
Then Maria feels the magic of the ley lines that she locked into for her massive darkness burst lock into her own powers.
Bad things will happen soon...

Also, [REDACTED], demons may come in all shapes, sizes, and strengths, but 4th wall awareness is NOT an ability demons have by nature.
And generally the path to acquiring such abilities is a long and dangerous one.
Oh, weren't expecting me to use your true name?
Heh. Omniscience is useful sometimes.
Not as much as it should be, but sometimes.



Originally posted on 2016-05-31 00:21:00

18/20 Research!
3/20 Charge, demon, charge!
+1 to piono, +1 to cyan, +1 to sunnyau

DONE: Skull && Frost Helmet || Soul of the Lost = Helmet of the Damned (Level 5 - 6/6)
An icy, helmet with power over souls and death. The shape seems to resemble a skull.

~ATH Manual && Sandstone Key && //wo3.!4mo$s// = ~ATH Soulbox (0/0)
This will be relevant later. The alchemy being here is currently completely useless, as it really already exists.

Leather Shoulderpad && Bone Plate || Momentum = Dead Man's Plate (Level 5 - 5/6)
This shoulderplate is designed out of bone. It's large, heavy and protects well; simply wearing it makes you feel invincible, and able to knock down any foe.

Noah kicks a barrel of monkeys towards Maria, which explodes and suddenly she is covered on monkeys! Then the monkeys explode into more monkeys!
And so on.
Noah dons the Helmet, which heals him for 1 when an entity dies, rather than providing armor. Dead Man's Plate can wait.

On that, I'll probably chill out on Noah upgrades for a bit, besides Research!, which will increase the ratio that research:entity stats affects. I think it is getting a bit overloaded.

@consumer, I DID say for the Gate of Flowing Time to start bodyblocking for the Timekeeper, rather than attack a PG.

Originally posted on 2016-05-31 00:30:00

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.


Battlefury: Enough of this.
Battlefury: Lets end this!
Battlefury: And your going out with a bang!

...he says as he points a rather small gun at her. He smirks, sure that this is the right gun.

He pulls the trigger.

FAIL.

That is what is on the flag that pops out of the gun, as failure horns fail to play properly. Maria's ears melt from the failure of the Prank Cannon.
Battlefury: And now for the part in which you horribly die.

Far away Dog Browser sits atop his throne at the Center of the Universe. He has terribly bored ever since he fought that lame tainted rippof of him. What kind of idiot even creates Tainted ripoffs anyway? They usually are a long story of Tragedy that ends badly.

He, of course, remembers how he got to this point: He just killed a lamer browser. Then, a plumber, came to rescue some princess the previous browser had kidnapped.

Said Plumber was not made of dog, and thus, was no match for Dog Browser, who promptly ate the plumber, and proceed to spent multiple years sitting on this throne. He recalled having to fight the plumber 99 times for reason unknown. Oddly the Plumber expected him to be of the same difficulty and moveset each time.

What an idiot.

That said, 99 plumbers at least made a decent meal.

And so forth, and so forth. He said on his throne for century, becoming the eternal ruler of the universe.

Universe 64, the home of many old classics.

All around him, Fiction altered to suit his presence. All slowly become dog, and his throne became, and still becomes, stronger with each passing day. It has been years, but Universe 64 has been twisted into Universe Dog.

Dispite fictions alterations, many things remain undoged. In fact, the majority of the universe, if only by a approximately 5% margin, was not dog.

But universe 64 is built of games.

And the conflict and narrative are omnipresent.

This combined to create a large number of hero and antagonists, allying with or seeking to take down the dog. Though this process, Dog Browser has become something terrifying, just by existing.

He has become an unwitting ally to the conflict, in a odd way- His importance to creating conflicts in that universe has put in a odd situation. On one hand, he was the near-killer of Tainted Browser. On the other hand, he is a key source of antagonists and Protagonists, and thus, conflict.

Normally, all he would do is sit on his throne, crush a few rowdy/useless antagonists and kill a few protagonists, in this land in which he remains a stranger.

But he received what he has been waiting for much of his life.

The call.

The call to return to the server.

The call to once more take action against his enemy.

A place suited to him.

A strange war, just as strange as him.

The call to return to ascensioncraft, and strike down the targeted enemy of the lord of dog.

From his mouth, white flames emerge. A tear in reality is formed, a portal.

The portal that leads to Universe B, Ascensioncraft, the Crater of Dog.

Dog Browser: Here i come, o mighty lord of dog.

For any outsider, the universe seems to briefly black out as Dog Browser leaves for Universe B. When the universe returns to sight, the Throne of Dog is empty.

On the other end, in Universe B, a strange rift in reality seems to open. White and black energy, the colors of Dog, surround it. But nobody knows of the Colors of dog. Nor did they know of dogs beyond housepets, until they were shown the power of dog.

And then, suddenly, millions of tiny barks are heard. A arm extends out of the portal, scaly and furry at once. Its claws are deadly sharp, and resemble the combination of a dog paw, and human hand. A head is seen. Two black watery pits serve as eyes, mouth fixed in a stance you'd expect from Browser. A second hand emerges, just as dog-like as the other. Dog Browser's body emerges, his furry underbelly much harder than it looks, his legs a fusion of koopa and dog, and his shell covered in dog residue.


The following is broadcasted to the entire server
**Lord Of Dog Battlefury: All hail his Majesty, King Browser The Dogged.
**Lord Of Dog Battlefury: For those who would like to see a stupid fool, a friend who betrayed Alicia, a person who called demons flith yet could be considered one herself, one whose only source of power is in the shadows, leader of the Edgy Teenager Clan, also an insane idiot brutally murdered, please use the following command: /dogbrowserdunksonmaria
**Lord Of Dog Battlefury: I promise you, the entertainment will be top notch.
Battlefury13: Alright. Time to get on with the show.
battlefury13: Dog browser, slay this unholy enemy of Dogkind!

Dog Browser emits a terrible, terrible roar. As he roars, the obligatory dog barks are heard, echoing outward, chilling all those who hear his fearsome roar.

Battlefury13: Time to die, Maria! It's a real shame you don't have more health- The more health, the longer i can run this show!
Battlefury13: But thanks to your stupidity, the runtime of this show will have to be limited to one lethal episode!
Battlefury13: Now, Maria, i have one last request for you, which i have repeatedly asked for you to do.
Battlefury13: You have delayed, you have fought
Battlefury13: I have even appealed to your pathetic constumer service.
battlefury13: And now, i have come to force you to fulfill this request.
Battlefury13: i have had ENOUGH of your third-rate fighting style and costumer service.
battlefury13: Now,
battlefury13: DIE!

Dog brower finishes his Unholy Bark. The Dog energy from the bark converges onto Maria, devastating her, doggifying her. As her skin and body turn to dog, it is clensed...
By the dog residue breaking away to form dogs of shadow, dogs of darkness.

Grimbark energy surrounds them, as they stare into the pits of Insanity that is Maria's eye. Maria stares back.

What she sees is more than enough to shatter her pysche.

The pure insanity and the (faux) influence of the horrorterrors in their eyes break her, the pure insanity destroying any remaining traces of sanity. She clutches her head as she experiences a serve headache, combined with a complete mental breakdown.

The remaining Nanodogs from the last attack, meanwhile, reactivated by the dog in this attack, ravage her body. They soften her up, weaken her, converting parts of her to dog.

Browser, meanwhile, cracks his fist together, and begins by simply crushing Maria. He then bounces her up in the air, again and again. Then, once she is far above the clouds, Browsers arms smash her, crushing her, and punching her down to the earth, which he slams into with a loud thud. This attack alone leaves her wounded.

Then, browser summons a massive morningstar made out of dog, and, in an extreme of kicking someone while they are down, lifts it up over his head with both hands, and smashes her repeatedly into the ground.

He then sends forth a single Gomba, as to taunt her. Said Goomba proceeds to stomp on her. As it turns out, the Goomba is capable of controling Gravity, and thus, amplifes its weight massively after jumping over her- it quickly smashes down on her, easily crushing her skull, and her body along with it.

Browser then lets out an evil laugh, before repeatedly punching her into the earth, until massive amounts of blood are being splattered with each punch, and a massive crater is around her. His spiky fists maul her further into a twisted mockery of what she was.

Then, he flys up in the air, holding her close to his mouth. He then lefts go... Before unleashing a massive burst of dog and flame onto her. Every time she hits the ground, the hands flick her back into the air harshly, until the flames burn her.

The hands then proceed to both smash her to the earth. Browser then creates a third hand, and the hands proceed to juggle her before a crowd. The crowd claps, and Browser takes a bow, using his third hand to take off his Tophat of Dog that he was wearing the whole time and take a bow, while the hands flick Maria up into the air, and proceed to perform a fist bump.. With her in the middle, of course. They then proceed to high-five eachother, with Mariain the cross fire once more.

Maria finally lands on the ground.. Only to land underneath Browser's hat. Which is full of Gravity Goomba's. This results in a massive pile of Gravity Goombas smashing into her.

Browser, deciding he has done enough, decides to leave though the Rift in Reality.

Dog Browser: Rest assured, the Browser Carnival may return some day.
Dog Browser: But for now, i must rest a bit.


Maria lies down for a bit, expecting the attack to go on.

She grins as she realizes that the attack have stopped. Well, besides the remaining dogs forming into Grimdark Dogs for unknown reasons, but finally...
She can kill this stupid fool.

She, for an unknown reason, feels an odd voice in her mind.

Tap into the leyline, and everything you have! End this fool! End this fool, who has belittled you! End this fool, who has taunted you! End this fool, who dares to oppose you!

She, of course, is quite willing to do so. She quickly drains the Leyline, and channels it in combination with her dark energy, to unleash a massive amount of Dark Magic. It rapidly spreads outward, and spreads over a massive distance.

She then makes the fatal mistake of attempting to direct said energy at Battlefury13

Battlefury13: Idiot!
Battlefury13: You where never in control of this epic attack of yours!

She then panics, wondering why her powers are doing nothing.. Or why her body is responding to none of her commands.. Or why the grimdark energy is contained.

The Grimdark dogs answer one of those rather well. Using the Dog in Maria's body that was naturally in the attack that ended up in the Grimdark magic, their own mastery over the Grimdark magic, they contain it. Maria attempts to direct said power, but finds her self unable to even control her body.

Battlefury13: As i said, you are a idiot.
Battlefury13: I am a lord of Dog. I have power over dogs. You have ten stacks of it. Thus, i have some control over your body,
battlefury13: The real topping? That mark of dog the envoy inflicted?
battlefury13: It's power over your mind, your mental instability, and hate of me made it all possible to easily control you into channeling far more than you normally would.
battlefury13: I am the heir of the will of [SPOILERNAME]!
Battlefury13: My will... Is his will!
Battlefury13: And his power over your mind, combined with all the other factors...
battlefury13: It means your mind is HIS!
Battlefury13: His will is now your will!
Battlefury13: And my will is his will!
Battlefury13: And so, your will is my will!
Battlefury13: AND MY WILL IS THAT YOU DIE!

Suddenly, she feels her self directing the energry that she just unleashed not to it's intended target, but towards...
Her.
She attempts to break the shackles of mind control as everything falls apart around her, as the dark energy flows into her, tears her apart, ravages her. Meanwhile, the Grimbark Dogs compress it further, driving it further into her. Dispite her protests, and effort, she is unable to save herself.

She absorbs all the dark energy, and, no longer under her command, it shreds her. The sheer amount of darkness within her body causes it to begin melting...

And then she is beheaded from behind. Her head falls to the ground, and her body is melted by the darkness, the liquid remains of her retreating into thin air.





Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:





pie-godmodder 7/20

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono
1+ to cyan

Originally posted on 2016-05-31 06:04:00

Razihel picks up the Rapier of Readiness. It's not much, but at least it's not a Wooden Sword.

He thrusts the Rapier up, and then... fire resistance potions fall from the sky. I was not expecting this to happen.

Apparently these were custom potions which have Regeneration affixed to them as well. That's the power of custom servers.
-Inventory-
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2)
-Charges-
4: 11/20 (+3 Toast, +3 Battlefury)
It's the mothergorillaing D-O-double G!

Undead Bush: 3/10
It's summer.
-Alchemies-
Anarchist's Cookbook && Reality Emitter Grenade && Online Anti-Godmodding Courses = Editor's Cookbook (3/4) (Level 3)
Now more effective against Sues and Godmodders.

Trinity Shield || (Circle of Protection && Black Powder) && Stop Watch (post-nerf) = Circle of Dust (1/?) (Level ?)
A shield with the Zodiac Killer symbol on it. Whenever projectiles hit it, they get reflected towards the enemy. Whenever actual enemies' attacks are blocked by it, time slows down to give you a chance to perform a counter-attack. The shield can designate a small area to be nuked by otherworldy forces by raising it up in the area which you want to nuke.

Broken Hero Sword && Hype Fuel = Rapier of Readiness (3/3) (Level 2) (Done!)
The Hype Train has no brakes.

Originally posted on 2016-05-31 07:25:00

Act:Respawn.

Entity Commanding:See 1st post

hack() 1/3 (Respawn, stopped, 1)
spammer() 4/10 (Respawn, stopped, 1)

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury (Respawn, stopped, 1)

Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3)

Glitch || Wand && EoTB = End of Turn Glitch (Level -1: 1/-1)


Commanding:
The White Box

Originally posted on 2016-05-31 09:06:00

Fancy charge trading, battlefury?

19/19 MAYORS. EXPENDED

Hang on. This attack is REALLY good. I think I may as well use this unfinished charge (previously 19/20 RESEARCH) on it, assuming I can do that.

4/20 Charge, demon, charge!
+1 to piono, +1 to battlefury, +1 to sunnyau

Leather Shoulderpad && Bone Plate || Momentum = Dead Man's Plate (Level 5 - 6/6) DONE!
This shoulderplate is designed out of bone. It's large, heavy and protects well; simply wearing it makes you feel invincible, and able to knock down any foe.

MAYORS (19) expended!

Maria is suddenly possessed with the urge to watch/listen to this link.
While watching, she seems to fall into some sort of trance, possessed by the sheer awesome.

Here's the mail; it never fails.
It makes me want to wag my tail.
Here's the mail; it never fails.
Here's the mail; it never fails.
Here's the mail; it never fails.
(Mayor) is the mail; it never fails.
(Mayor)'s the mail; he never fails.
Mayor's the mail; he never fails
Mayor's the mayor; he never mayors.
Mayor's mayor mayor; mayor mayor mayors.

She is suddenly bunp'd out of her wierd trance by a box. It's wrappped with sandy-coloured strips of fabric. After a confused glance, Maria feels oddly obligated to open the box.

Inside is a sash reading MAYO-R and an amazing hat. She immedietely dons both, in her slight insanity.

Maria's the mayor; she never fails.

It looks like there is a second delivery. Suddenly, a rift opens and WV walks out. Yes, WV: The Mayor. It would seem that The Mayor is the mail. As everyone knows, he never fails.
To show up that is.
The Mayor of Can Town looks at (she who is now) Mayoria. How ghastly! An imposter!

The Mayor is the mayor!; he never fails!

>WV & UA: STRIFE!

In her insanity (dear god she thinks she is the mayor), UA tosses a VOTE ONE badge at WV. THe true mayor auto-parries it with ease, before taking the badge and making some slight adjustments to it. He pins it on his cloth, and reveals the new words: ONE VOTE!

Oh dear! It seems that WV just gained 1 VOTE!
WV: 1 - UA: 0

Mayoria is immediately jealous, and tries to round up some votes from the other entities. But for some reason, no-one would vote for her! It turns out Maria, her past self, had tried to kill a bunch of people, including her allies. And for SOME reason, that made people dislike her. Whaaaaaaaat?

And then the entities and players saw The Mayor. When they saw those signature rags and that monocle, they knew he was the real deal. They performed all the hax they could, using multiple accounts, profiles, OS's, IP changes, EVERYTHING. All to vote for The Mayor.

Mayor: [integer overflow] - Mayoria: 0

The Mayor wins. Mayoria's hat comically droops and he sash unties and falls off. She looks crestfallen, and a single tear begins to fall
...
...
...
Then she feels a hand on her shoulder.
...
It's The Mayor.
She turns her head to look at The Mayor. A single look from him tells her everything she needs to know. It tells her of the wonders of Can Town. It tells her how there, she can be whatever she wants. It tells her than maybe they can both be Mayor.

Mayoria/Maria and The Mayor walk back towards the rift, hand in hand (kind of like when you see two kindergarten kids holding hands, y'know? it's cute). The Mayor politely gestures her through, then follows in after her.

[I'm basically assuming this attack 'kills' her. We've had a ton of attacks on her so far, plus this is a charged attack. Also it's The Mayor. If she is already dead to Battlefury, this instead targets Alicia, without the charge.

Just minor housekeeping stuff.]

Originally posted on 2016-05-31 09:42:00

Glitch || Wand && Player=??? , what will happen?(exchange to the -1 level alchemy)

Originally posted on 2016-05-31 09:57:00

/null

@sunnyau, You can't make Level -1 alchemies. That's kinda the point.

Originally posted on 2016-05-31 10:13:00

Plz no earlydop

Originally posted on 2016-05-31 12:55:00

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1464695744))

Plz no earlydop

I'm not that cruel. If you saw me editing, that was for the next, non-PG Boss. sunnyau, as Doctors said, you can't make -1 Alchemies. Level -1 Alchemies are for things so OP to handle, that it is impossible for most to get the materials on to craft them. Also, when you're dead, you're dead for the entire turn. No second post.

Originally posted on 2016-05-31 13:10:00

Okay, good.

Cause, ya know, me missing out on an opportunity to be a dick would be TRAGIC.

In the event that Maria is somehow still alive, and still going to be fighting in the battle, the first thing that Verdana does is teleport over and promptly smack her in the back of the head as hard as he physically can. Which is to say, not very hard at all. As it turns out, he is quite literally TERRIBLE physical-wise, at least when he isn't going utterly nuts with the transformations and glamour failure. That slap probably didn't even deal a single point of damage. But, if it did, looking at all of the other attacks used this turn, it's not entirely outside the realm of possibility that Verdana might accidentally kill her with that single weak smack.

You UTTER FUCK! What are you trying to pull with this suddenly attacking PG entities? If you haven't noticed, you're going around and almost deliberately dumping yourself into worse and worse a situation, through the power of not letting go of a petty little personal problem! Now, if you haven't been shat all over this turn by everyone ganging up on you, stop it.

Verdana then decides to avoid being useless, and activates... BONGTROUSLE.

Bongtrousle: 13/13 (ACTIVATED)

Suddenly, rising from the depths of the terrain, a sea of... weed-smoking equipment rises up. Verdana turns and activates the Hyperdeath Emblem just to critboost his attack, then turns to everyone on the AG side and grins menacingly, before waving one hand forth. Cue the arrangement of bongs (no, really) surging forth, the brunt of the attack crashing into the White Box and ripping chunks off of it with the power of stupid memetics. The sheer number of projectiles causes about half of the bongs to sail past the White Box without incident, but there's no battle box edge to prevent them from moving, and so, the Envoy Of Dog ends up finding itself assaulted by the equipment used to smoke weed. And then to make matters even worse, Verdana makes matters even worse! He does this by capping off his attack with a surge of smoke, which billows through the air, sweeps across the ground, through the White Box, through the Envoy Of Dog, spreading out across the entire terrain in the symbol of a gigantic Weed... and then disperses.

The White Box and the Envoy Of Dog are now HIGH. Unless they're dead.

...Goddamn it, Verdana.

Hey, you're the one who decided to make a charge with the name BONGTROUSLE, of all things. What did you expect?


A Fish Tank With Arms: 6/20 (+2 from Alicia)
Pointless Charge: 4/20 (blaze it) (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
+3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-05-31 13:55:00