@sunnyau Thats just a typo. It's meant to be 10'000, as can be seen by the positioning of the apostrophe. So therefore a vanilla 3-post charge is 25000.

Originally posted on 2016-05-26 09:31:00

Archangel quickly flies out of the Idlers List, only to see one thing.

The Splinter Flagship is destroyed.
The Splinter Flagship is destroyed.
The Splinter Flagship is destroyed.
THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP IS DESTROYED.

FallenArchangel: ...
FallenArchangel: Verdana, you Asshole. YOU. ASSHOLE.

/playsound Battle_against_a_True_Asshole loop

<Battle against a True Asshole starts playing in an infinite loop>

FallenArchangel: I have only one thing to say. Not even the fact that The Operator overkilled you is a big enough punishment.
FallenArchangel: DIE

His body disappears. Instead, you can see a different figure in his place...
Doc Scratch.

FallenArchangel: Oh, don't worry, this is not the real Cueball. I just took his body after the Employer supercharged him with the Red Sun.
For some reason, every Conflict enemy that is here, which includes Stevei and Binary, hears that message.
FallenArchangel: I am just sad that the body doesn't come with that OP gun he had.

...

...

...

The real Doc Scratch appears next to Archangel and changes his body back to the original one.
1 d1d n0t say y0u can take my b0dy, d1d 1?
FallenArchangel: Why are you talking like that?
G0d damn t1mel1ne travel.

Doc Scratch stabs him with that black sword he used back in the Psi Godmodding War and disappears back to his timeline.

FallenArchangel still didn't learn to not mess with timelines.

A small dark-purple heart comes out of his corpse and moves towards Verdana, until it comes inside of him.

Some time later, Verdana starts using his own powers against himself.

I just love [bgcolor=lightblue]possessing people, don't I?[/bgcolor]

Verdana, or actually Archangel controlling Verdana's body, continues attacking himself until he gets at low health, and then that small dark-purple heart, Archangel's soul, comes out of him again. Verdana's body crystalizes again, continuing The Operator's punishment.

FallenArchangel: You asshole.

Originally posted on 2016-05-26 10:14:00

4/6 for Demeter's Gift
3/6 for Shiva's Glory
3/6 for Khione's Nails
1 spare charge
13/15 for spare charge
13/15 for plant spire
+1 to sunny, toast and francisco.

Unfortunately for the fallen archangel, none of his attack goes through, because as soon as Scratch arrives, his cueball head explodes.
Violently.
This launches the archangel far into the air where a large stone spike flies up into the air, intercepting his trajectory, spiking him neatly through the chest,
NOPE NOPE NOPE NO NO I AM HAVING NONE OF THIS BULL**** ON TOP OF THE SPLITTING HEADACHE VERDANA JUST GAVE ME.
This is followed by a large amount of smashing, burning, slicing and grinding over in the far corner of the battlefield where the archangel landed.
Moron.

Meanwhile, Gale's best and only hope at surviving her fight with Maria is still passed out on the ground. She might want to attend to that, even without SONG's support, Eric's proven himself reasonably formiddable in combat, especially when he brings out his four spoils of war.
Yes, I am in fact implanting ideas into demonologist's head, and I am also quite pissed that my omniscience has hacked into bits and pieces of her backstory but I still don't know her actual name.
I mean, jeez, what's the deal with that? That's usually the easiest thing to dig up with omniscience, it's usually pretty much emblazoned across someone's forehead, and here demonologist comes along and... bah.
Whatever, I'll get back to smashing francisco's corpse.
Lousy... no good... cueball... oversized muppet... wouldn't... stupid... mumblegrumblemumble... carrots and the freaking santa statue...



Originally posted on 2016-05-26 21:11:00

respawn

Originally posted on 2016-05-26 22:27:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1464293502))

NOPE NOPE NOPE NO NO I AM HAVING NONE OF THIS BULL**** ON TOP OF THE SPLITTING HEADACHE VERDANA JUST GAVE ME. This is followed by a large amount of smashing, burning, slicing and grinding over in the far corner of the battlefield where the archangel landed. Lousy... no good... cueball... oversized muppet... wouldn't... stupid... mumblegrumblemumble... carrots and the freaking santa statue...

I would also perfer if we kept Doc Scratch out of this war. Or anything FG.

Not that he has any reason to do anything except perhaps murder Verdana.

On another note...

QUOTE

Inflicts Mark of Dog - with a twist

Ah, twists. I might know this one.

But, as if i'd tell you. Even if i am wrong here, the information would be a spoiler.

I'm just gonna say kill it. FAST. Why is for you to find out, pending failure to take my advice or this being different from what i think.


/null

Originally posted on 2016-05-26 22:29:00

15/15 It seems we need to come to some sort of conclusion. (+1 from piono) DONE.
This charge makes his next ~ATH deal tons more damage, but ONLY his next. Yes, this is going to do Tons Of Damage™.
15/20 Research!

Skull && Frost Helmet || Soul of the Lost = Helmet of the Damned (Level ? - 3/?)
An icy, helmet with power over souls and death. The shape seems to resemble a skull.

Leather Shoulderpad && Bone Plate || Momentum = Dead Man's Plate (Level ? - 2/?)
This shoulderplate is designed out of bone. It's large, heavy and protects well; simply wearing it makes you feel invincible, and able to knock down any foe.

Together, these alchemies give armor and the ability to minicrit upon killing a foe.

"Was it really worth it?"
"You didn't have to break reality."
The words appear over Verdana's corpse, before becoming ink and dripping onto it, fading.
#notevensalty

Activating the hyperdeath emblem and his now finished charge, Noah shakes Case By Equinox once or twice, pretending to listen for a sound. He acquires a confused look, then wanders over to Maria and does the same. He shakes it once, twice. No sound. He invites her to look inside. Whether she does or doesn't is up to her, but Noah opens it anyway. EXPECTING SOME KIND OF COMET OR SOMETHING TO COME OUT AND HIT HER, MARIA PREPARES TO DUCK. But really, nothing happens. Case By Equinox is empty. Huh stra-

Suddenly, a solar flare comes from the sky and burns her to a crisp.

As she counters and inevitably kills Noah, three things happen.
1. last_words is executed
2. memento() is executed.
3. last_words is executed.

3 ~ATH files all stacked against umbralAggressor in their own way. last_words triggers, and the word SECTUMSEMPRA is emblazoned across Noah's bloody chest. Within a moment, Maria finds the effects of the spell taken hold, and a long slash begins to magically form from her shoulder to her hip. Once the ~ATH has finished, memento() is triggered, which is almost identical to the Pokémon equivalent, but targetting Maria's defence instead of her attack. Her defence falls to absurdly low levels for a mere moment but...

A mere moment is all he needs.

last_words triggers once more. A second slash followed the first, and the term insteunt deaf may or may not be appropriate here.

The Goombas cannonball themselves into the Envoy of Dog, the Time Elemental simply stares at Wo-flagship-whatever, somehow dealing damage to them.
Don't forget to reduce my research from the HP+.


Originally posted on 2016-05-27 00:06:00

Act:
overcharge() expended.
I type in overcharge(gravitationwand) in the Update Console.
My Wand glows. As the Destroyer wiggles and dodges the things, I shoot an Overcharge in it. The Overcharge overloads the things onboard and set up a serious fire that damages the ship along with the penetrating Charge.


Entity Commanding:Sees 1st post

spawn() 16/20 +1 Gm
spammer() 2/10 +1 Gm

overcharge() 3/3 +1 Gm (Expending)

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

**(Notifier) Amplifier||Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)= ??? (Lvl ?) 2/?

Commanding:
dronec1()

Originally posted on 2016-05-27 09:18:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1464210246))

I take sin of the knowing, having passive evasion is awesome, especially since that'll boost my evade/block chances later on when I get to the point of having to evade large attacks. Also, perhaps we should spoiler the yeah no it's freaking immortal the Fortress in the world updates? It's not important to combat right now, and it takes up a lot of space. Huh. The Operator. How 'bout that. 3/6 for Demeter's Gift 2/6 for Shiva's Glory 2/6 for Khione's Nails 1 spare charge 11/15 for spare charge 11/15 for plant spire Aside from the Operator appearing and Overkilling Verdana, there is one other lasting effect of Verdana breaking time and space. Eric crumples to the ground one the platform where he and Gale are standing. Words appear in the air in front of demonologist. Well crap, looks like the link I set up lets through too much information. And Eric can't stand a teensy little headache like that. On the other hand, I DO have a lot more information... The first hand has a steaming pile of bull crap in it though so... Oh well, don't get Eric killed while he's asleep. Alicia receives a message. Alicia, I have news! Thanks to Noir's stunt, it would appear that the Update Terminal is finally recognizing my semi-omniscience. I've located the Mates' base of operations. And their defenses. I would think that attacking them now while we have a boss on our side would be the best idea, but that's your choice, not mine. I don't have friends whose trueselves are in danger from universe creep. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 44 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 5 topaz: 56 toast: 44 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 53 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 40 sunnyau: 10 francisco: 2 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Fortress spoilered. Yeah, I felt that THE OPERATOR would be one of the most fitting people for the job.

demonologist: yeah, i won't.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464210984))

13/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion. (+1 GM) 14/20 Research! (+1 GM) +1 to ire, battlefury, piono Noah begins coding. He reache- //6$$,qkt@jk//-ically increasing vulnerability to his ~ATH by creating a second ~ATH based entirely around the 'death' of the first ~ATH and a third ~ATH which was a copy of the first but with the ~ATH condition being the second ~ATH. So now we have 3 ~ATH files. 1. Procs when Noah dies. Executes last_words. 2. Procs after 1. Executes memento(). 3. Procs after 2. Executes last_words. memento() would highly reduce the defence of the target for 2 ticks. Fortunately, 3. triggers instantly. He locked them back in //78gli*#1-s//, meditating for his next confrontation

You start to improve your ~ath skills.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1464221091))

The Verdana of what we could consider the "correct" timeline, so to speak, is rather bewildered when, after getting killed, he doesn't just regenerate from it like he expected to. Instead, he finds himself with quite a splitting headache, and immediately takes a look around in confusion. He's found himself in the middle of a bar of some kind, which seems surprisingly un-crowded. There's a few very strange people hanging around, even a pair of skeletons, and there seems to be a Fire Elemental of some kind running the place, but Verdana's attention goes onto only one occupant of the bar. Someone who just so happens to look remarkably like himself. Only, this person has black hair, black glasses, green eyes, a blue hoodie, and a slightly more golden-yellow Trigger on his back. He looks up, and beckons Verdana over. Once the two are seated at the same table, he cracks his fingers a little. "So. You're here now. Good. It'd have been a nuisance had you been sent to any of the other afterlifes. Especially if it was the one that I personally feel you should have been sent to. You know, that really gray one, which the name of seems to have escaped me?" Where the hell are we? "Put simply, we're at Grillby's. In a more complicated manner of speaking, we're in a form of afterlife that coincidentally happens to rather closely resemble Grillby's. I requested you end up here because I wanted to have a chat with you about... what you just did." [b]Verdana grimaces, but says nothing. "Whether you intended to or not, your trip backwards through time generated a paradox. Somehow, I'm not entirely sure how, the resulting paradox was strong enough to cascade up to the point where it became... something else entirely, known as a Cladogenesis Event. Named after the event where a species breaks apart into two seperate species... but that's not important. Point is, the Cladogenesis Event, caused by yourself, was unstable due to how it was formed. The moment the branches of timelines were formed, they immediately curled back in on themselves. Naturally, time looping around in so many variations, all to the same point, is extremely dangerous for the well-being of virtually everything in a reality-wide diameter." ...Okay? I don't see why it's so dangerous... "Oh, really? Only six variations of yourself were shown so far, within the space of the exact same point in time, more were likely to follow, and you don't see how that could be a problem? That's a self-sustaining paradox, rapidly growing out of control. If the Operator hadn't stepped in... well, it would be very bad." The man that Verdana split off of when he was created grimaces, giving a moment to let the information sink in to Verdana's mind. "Trigger Wielders like ourselves... what we carry is simultaneously a blessing, and a curse. You've already had the benefit of the blessing many times over... but you tried to take one of the benefits and push it too far. You've seen what happened. You've seen just what the curse of being one of our kind involves. You're also succumbing to another of the curses right now - specifically, the insanity that inherently comes with the sheer power involved. I know it's overstated, but I'll state it anyway. Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. You need to be careful what you do, once you return to the battlefield. Because, seeing what you've done, my calculations show that if you continue along this current path..." "I T W I L L N O T E N D W E L L F O R Y O U" What the- Verdana instinctively coils backwards, throwing out a hand and trying to call forth his power. Nope. Nothing. Not even a minute shift in anything. The man grins. "Don't bother trying to do your usual throwing your power around. This is an afterlife, after all, which I invited you to. Would you rather be sent to... ah, I remember the name now, Limbo? I don't think so, somehow. You're too easily bored with your surroundings as it is. I bet you'd be driven out of your insanity, then back into it, over and over so many times, until all that's left is... well... I won't grace that kind of being with a description." /RP[/b]

This is good advice.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1464248992))

@GM, see your own rule: HP is determined by: Charge Time * 5,000 + 10,0000 I plug 3 in charge time and it gets 3 * 5,000 + 10,0000 = 115000. Act:Anyway, I then shoot down one more Destroyer. Entity Commanding: I command dronec1() to attack the Spiders on the skies strafing, when they are glued to the ground and is Rooted. spawn() 14/20 +1 Gm overcharge() 3/3 +1 Gm (Finished this turn, Deploying in next post, Time Delayed: FRESH) +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury **(Notifier) Amplifier||Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)= ??? (Lvl ?) 2/? Commanding: dronec1()

Amplifier || Wand of Gravitation == Wand of Amplification (Level 3: 2/4)
As Toast said, that's a typo. Airborn and Evasiveness is enough to cut out a decent amount of attack. You shoot down the Flagship, seeing as Destroyers take damage for Wo-Class Kai and that would be a logic target afterwards, and fail to deal any damage, as Kai armour tanks it.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464251511))

@sunnyau Thats just a typo. It's meant to be 10'000, as can be seen by the positioning of the apostrophe. So therefore a vanilla 3-post charge is 25000.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1464254080))

Archangel quickly flies out of the Idlers List, only to see one thing. The Splinter Flagship is destroyed. The Splinter Flagship is destroyed. The Splinter Flagship is destroyed. THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP IS DESTROYED. FallenArchangel: ... FallenArchangel: Verdana, you Asshole. YOU. ASSHOLE. /playsound Battle_against_a_True_Asshole loop <Battle against a True Asshole starts playing in an infinite loop> FallenArchangel: I have only one thing to say. Not even the fact that The Operator overkilled you is a big enough punishment. FallenArchangel: DIE His body disappears. Instead, you can see a different figure in his place... Doc Scratch. FallenArchangel: Oh, don't worry, this is not the real Cueball. I just took his body after the Employer supercharged him with the Red Sun. For some reason, every Conflict enemy that is here, which includes Stevei and Binary, hears that message. FallenArchangel: I am just sad that the body doesn't come with that OP gun he had. ... ... ... The real Doc Scratch appears next to Archangel and changes his body back to the original one. 1 d1d n0t say y0u can take my b0dy, d1d 1? FallenArchangel: Why are you talking like that? G0d damn t1mel1ne travel. Doc Scratch stabs him with that black sword he used back in the Psi Godmodding War and disappears back to his timeline. FallenArchangel still didn't learn to not mess with timelines. A small dark-purple heart comes out of his corpse and moves towards Verdana, until it comes inside of him. Some time later, Verdana starts using his own powers against himself. I just love [bgcolor=lightblue]possessing people, don't I?[/bgcolor] Verdana, or actually Archangel controlling Verdana's body, continues attacking himself until he gets at low health, and then that small dark-purple heart, Archangel's soul, comes out of him again. Verdana's body crystalizes again, continuing The Operator's punishment. FallenArchangel: You asshole.

(FallenFromGrace) **Mates stevei: I have no idea what you're talking about, unless you're talking about the Alpha timeline.
(FallenFromGrace) **Mates stevei: In that case, yeah, that never happened here.
[b](FallenFromGrace) **Mates stevei: In fact, here's Doc Scratch here to welcome you, and fake real Doc Scratch to your deaths.[/b]

Piono's attack happens, and the moment after, the real Doc Scratch appears.
It appears that somebody is trying to impersonate me.
That is not appreciated. Look at the thing claiming to be me. Does it have the eloquency, and manner as me?
No. It does not even share the same typing quirk. I would be more annoyed, but the impersonator has been killed by SONG.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1464293502))

4/6 for Demeter's Gift 3/6 for Shiva's Glory 3/6 for Khione's Nails 1 spare charge 13/15 for spare charge 13/15 for plant spire +1 to sunny, toast and francisco. Unfortunately for the fallen archangel, none of his attack goes through, because as soon as Scratch arrives, his cueball head explodes. Violently. This launches the archangel far into the air where a large stone spike flies up into the air, intercepting his trajectory, spiking him neatly through the chest, NOPE NOPE NOPE NO NO I AM HAVING NONE OF THIS BULL**** ON TOP OF THE SPLITTING HEADACHE VERDANA JUST GAVE ME. This is followed by a large amount of smashing, burning, slicing and grinding over in the far corner of the battlefield where the archangel landed. Moron. Meanwhile, Gale's best and only hope at surviving her fight with Maria is still passed out on the ground. She might want to attend to that, even without SONG's support, Eric's proven himself reasonably formiddable in combat, especially when he brings out his four spoils of war. Yes, I am in fact implanting ideas into demonologist's head, and I am also quite pissed that my omniscience has hacked into bits and pieces of her backstory but I still don't know her actual name. I mean, jeez, what's the deal with that? That's usually the easiest thing to dig up with omniscience, it's usually pretty much emblazoned across someone's forehead, and here demonologist comes along and... bah. Whatever, I'll get back to smashing francisco's corpse. Lousy... no good... cueball... oversized muppet... wouldn't... stupid... mumblegrumblemumble... carrots and the freaking santa statue... Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 44 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 5 topaz: 56 toast: 45 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 53 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 40 sunnyau: 11 francisco: 2 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You murder FA.

Hello, SONG. I see that you've been reminiscing over that incident. What fun times.

demonologist: yeah, i have safe guards against that sort of thing.
demonologist: i don't particularly appreciate it, by the way.
[b]demonologist: i'll deal with eric as soon as possible.[/b]

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1464298037))

respawn

You do the respawny thing.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1464298180))

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1464293502)) NOPE NOPE NOPE NO NO I AM HAVING NONE OF THIS BULL**** ON TOP OF THE SPLITTING HEADACHE VERDANA JUST GAVE ME. This is followed by a large amount of smashing, burning, slicing and grinding over in the far corner of the battlefield where the archangel landed. Lousy... no good... cueball... oversized muppet... wouldn't... stupid... mumblegrumblemumble... carrots and the freaking santa statue... I would also perfer if we kept Doc Scratch out of this war. Or anything FG. Not that he has any reason to do anything except perhaps murder Verdana. On another note... QUOTE Inflicts Mark of Dog - with a twist Ah, twists. I might know this one. But, as if i'd tell you. Even if i am wrong here, the information would be a spoiler. I'm just gonna say kill it. FAST. Why is for you to find out, pending failure to take my advice or this being different from what i think. /null

I see that my presence is not appreciated here. I'll take my leave, for now. AscensionCraft being the source of the Timespace Anomaly, makes this server much more interesting to both me, and my masters.

I will not murder Verdana over it. The destruction of a universe and destabilisation of Fiction helps my masters to manifest.

Doc Scratch flash steps out. As confirmed on Pesterchum, yes, Battlefury does indeed know this twist. He, in fact, came up with the original effect, I just changed it a bit.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464303995))

15/15 It seems we need to come to some sort of conclusion. (+1 from piono) DONE. This charge makes his next ~ATH deal tons more damage, but ONLY his next. Yes, this is going to do Tons Of Damage™. 15/20 Research! Skull && Frost Helmet || Soul of the Lost = Helmet of the Damned (Level ? - 3/?) An icy, helmet with power over souls and death. The shape seems to resemble a skull. Leather Shoulderpad && Bone Plate || Momentum = Dead Man's Plate (Level ? - 2/?) This shoulderplate is designed out of bone. It's large, heavy and protects well; simply wearing it makes you feel invincible, and able to knock down any foe. Together, these alchemies give armor and the ability to minicrit upon killing a foe. "Was it really worth it?" "You didn't have to break reality." The words appear over Verdana's corpse, before becoming ink and dripping onto it, fading. #notevensalty Activating the hyperdeath emblem and his now finished charge, Noah shakes Case By Equinox once or twice, pretending to listen for a sound. He acquires a confused look, then wanders over to Maria and does the same. He shakes it once, twice. No sound. He invites her to look inside. Whether she does or doesn't is up to her, but Noah opens it anyway. EXPECTING SOME KIND OF COMET OR SOMETHING TO COME OUT AND HIT HER, MARIA PREPARES TO DUCK. But really, nothing happens. Case By Equinox is empty. Huh stra- Suddenly, a solar flare comes from the sky and burns her to a crisp. As she counters and inevitably kills Noah, three things happen. 1. last_words is executed 2. memento() is executed. 3. last_words is executed. 3 ~ATH files all stacked against umbralAggressor in their own way. last_words triggers, and the word SECTUMSEMPRA is emblazoned across Noah's bloody chest. Within a moment, Maria finds the effects of the spell taken hold, and a long slash begins to magically form from her shoulder to her hip. Once the ~ATH has finished, memento() is triggered, which is almost identical to the Pokémon equivalent, but targetting Maria's defence instead of her attack. Her defence falls to absurdly low levels for a mere moment but... A mere moment is all he needs. last_words triggers once more. A second slash followed the first, and the term insteunt deaf may or may not be appropriate here. The Goombas cannonball themselves into the Envoy of Dog, the Time Elemental simply stares at Wo-flagship-whatever, somehow dealing damage to them. Don't forget to reduce my research from the HP+.

Maria takes 9 critical damage, before the counterattack thing happens, and Maria smiles. You take 7 damage, which is enough for you to be put on 1 HP.

**Shroud umbralAggressor: Heh.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: You thought that you were smart, with your fancy layers, on layers, on layers of ~ath coding, didn't you!
[b]**Shroud umbralAggressor: Now, it's all a waste.
[b]**Shroud umbralAggressor: All that time you spent doing ~ath coding, you should have taken anti-godmodding courses.
[b]**Shroud umbralAggressor: 3 Armour is a life-saver! You can't try to kill yourself doing that![/b][/b][/b]

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1464337139))

Act: overcharge() expended. I type in overcharge(gravitationwand) in the Update Console. My Wand glows. As the Destroyer wiggles and dodges the things, I shoot an Overcharge in it. The Overcharge overloads the things onboard and set up a serious fire that damages the ship along with the penetrating Charge. Entity Commanding:Sees 1st post spawn() 16/20 +1 Gm spammer() 1 2/10 +1 Gm overcharge() 3/3 +1 Gm (Expending) +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury **(Notifier) Amplifier||Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)= ??? (Lvl ?) 3 2/? Commanding: dronec1()

You just started spammer(), and you can't charge a new charge just after doing an old one. Regardless, as all Destroyers are dead, you deal 12,000 damage to Wo-Class Kai.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Hyperdeath, and Overkill tick down into oblivion,and the Ocean of Dog deals dog related damage. Noah experiences insteunt doug, and his first ath code happens, obiliterating a massive portion of the Ocean, but not before it summons the Splinter Dog out of the still being dogested remains of the Splinter Flagship. Your other two pieces of ~ath code are kept for a better time. The members of the Battlefield in the Crater of Dog, which has no effects - for now.

The Summoning Stone is still negatively effected by the Temporal Anomaly, and summons the Gate of Flowing Time. The Envoy of Dog leaps onto the Platform, and blasts Eric for a grand total of 1 damage. Suddenly, his body shows signs of the Mark of Dog, this time, coloured a piercing cobalt. Not only the colouring, but the effects of this version of the Mark, are different. Eric doesn't appear to be faring too well, even with a large infodump sent to his head.

Chaos' Favourite Chair heals, before striking Maria for 5 Shroud damage and 1 normal damage. VerdanaMustDie stabs Wo-Class Kai for 10,000 damage, while Execution jumps on the Mob Abomination, and crushes it for 10,000 damage. Tem rushes Ebony for 10,000 damage, the Slime Dog escapes its Timeloc, while dronec1() attacks a Mecha-Terror Spider, which is not rooted to the ground, for 4,000 damage. Note that they are not rooted to the ground. The Splinter Dog strikes Ebony for 10,000 damage, and gives her Splintered.

demonologist sacrifices quite a lot of her blood, for 5 damage. Eric feels the Sin aspect of the Sin of Knowing expanded greatly, the power of that sin becoming stronger, and stronger. The Tainted Goombas murder the Envoy for 15,000 damage, while the Time Elemental stares at Wo-Class Kai, causing her take zero damage due to armour, and her to become Timelocked. The Gate of Flowing Time obliterates the Abyssal Dive-Bomber.

The Mecha-Terrors both launch off the ground, grab dronec1() and tear it to pieces it. Like the Summoners (singular noun), it will never find out why its name is the name of the function used to summon it. Have you ever seen a variable name with '(' or ')' in it? I haven't. But, anyway, Ebony lasers insteunt deaf for insteunt deaf, and then lasers the Time Elemental for 10,000 damage. She gets Timelocked, but she wasn't particularly smart, anyway. Wo-Class Kai is Timelocked. The Abyssal Fighter attacks the Envoy for 6,000 damage. The Zombies kill 25 Goombas, before the Mob Abomination roars, blasting 75 Tainted Goombas into other parts of the Crater of Dog. DarkMcEdge snipes Temmie for 2 damage, before the Rookies follow up with another 2 damage to the Slime Dog, causing it to evaporate into dog residue.

Maria kicks the Platform, and sends it flying onto demonologists head at a speed fast enough to smash straight into her, and crush her instantly. Alicia eyes Maria carefully. Nobody wants to experience the wrath of SONG.

Alicia then gives Verdana a +2, before taking out the 1337est axe possible, and swinging it across the entire AG, and Neutral sides. All AG and Neutral entities take 9,001 damage. This leads to the death of 45 Tainted Goombas.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Kill Maria due to her high damage, and her boss status.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.
[PG]: Protect Maria.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Crater of Dog (No effect just yet.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE
Hyperdeath Emblem (Invokable once, and only once by every non-Conflict entity and player.) III



[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 8/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP),
[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 24/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: IIII, 25% chance to miss next action,
[AG] sunnyau: 7/20 HP
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 0/20 HP

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 13/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%), Elemental Mastery: [b]II[b]I[/b]II[/b], Mark of Dog?: IIIIIIIIII
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 0/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, 5% resistance to integrity damage, 4,200 Research, Severely harms Noah's killer on death.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 0/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet)

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] Mountain: 415,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 29,000/50,000 HP (x3), Master: DoctorsHateHer/Noah [N], Summons entities every turn.

[H] Envoy of Dog: 99,000/120,000 HP, Inflicts Mark of Dog - with a twist, The Sinner's Execution: III, The Will of Dog: [b]IIII[/b]

[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 50,665/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG-PL] VerdanaMustDie: 5/25 HP, Triggered: III
[AG-PL] AliciasExecution: 11/25 HP, Executioner: III
[AG] Temmie: 5/15 HP, "tem iz PURFECTLY norMAL!!11!1one"
[AG] Splinter Dog: 27/30 HP, Inflicts Splintered.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 0/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour
[N] Platform: 8,999/20,000 HP, Stops demonologist and Eric from taking damage from the Ocean of Dog.
[N] Tainted Goombas: 200/200 HP (x230)
[N] Time Elemental: 10,999/30,000 HP, Timelocks all interacting with it.
[N] Gate of Flowing Time: 70,999/80,000 HP, 75% chance to grant Double-Action to interactors, 25% chance to grant Timelock.

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 5/16 HP, 11/16 HP, Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: II[b]I[/b]
[PG] Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: 52,400/175,000 HP, Double-Action, Splintered: I
[PG] The Mob Abomination: 87,000/120,000 HP, The Execution: III, The Horde: III, The Dragon: III
[PG] Wo-Class Flagship Kai: 36,000/80,000 HP, Has 2 Armour, Timelocked: I, Change of Command: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I
[/b]Abyssal Fighter Kai: 8,000/8,000 HP, Evasive (20%), Airborn.
[PG] Zombies: 20/20 HP (x1000)
[PG] Shroud:
DarkMcEdge: 19/20 HP, Infinite Respawns until Maria's death, Enter the Edge: [b]III
Rookies: 4/5 HP (x4)[/b]
[BOSS] umbralAggressor/Maria: 43/75 HP, Has 1 Armour (+1 from Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate), 100% Retribution Chance, 5% Shroud + Shroud Regeneration (5%), Disappearance: II, Complete Darkness: IIII, Leader: II[b]II, Void: IIIII, Mark of Dog: [/b]I[b]I[/b]I[b]I[/b]I[b]I[/b]I[b]I[/b]II, Flux Poison: [b]I[/b]

[GM] Alicia111: 40/50 HP


[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b]II[/b]] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b]II[/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b]II[/b]] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]IIIIIII[/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[???] The Flagship's Spoil (Lv. ?): UNKNOWN!, Owner: engie [PG]

Originally posted on 2016-05-27 18:58:00

respawn

Originally posted on 2016-05-28 09:17:00

Act:Storing charges. But the charge wasted was attached on the Fighter, which made it crash to the groundd.

Entity Commanding:Nil

spawn() 18/20 +1 piono
spammer() 3/10 +1 piono

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Amplifier||Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)= Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3) 3/4


Originally posted on 2016-05-28 10:21:00

A small dark-purple heart floats from Archangel's corpse and his body materializes again.
FallenArchangel: God damn you SONG. God damn you.

Originally posted on 2016-05-28 13:55:00

Act:Hmm.
spawn() expended.
A square box pops out of nothingness.Very strong.
There were then links between this box and other entities.

The White Box HP:100000(+200 Armor) Small(25% to attack wrong target.)
Passive: Mirrors! Summon a replica of the lowest entity existing on Battlefield, which HP of the replica +5000
II Brothers and Sisters: Summon 2 replicas of an entity existing on Battlefield. Gives the original entity Copied for 5 turns(During time, cannot be replicated again,25% Defense boost)
IIII Idetical Twins: Summon an exact replica of an entity existing on Battlefield. Gives the two entity Copied for 7 turns(During time, cannot be replicated again,25% Defense boost)

Entity Commanding:Nil

spawn() 20/20 +1 piono
spammer() 5/10 +1 piono

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Amplifier||Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)= Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3) 3/4

Commanding:
The White Box

Originally posted on 2016-05-28 14:06:00

So, when do I get to leave?
"Funny you should ask that question. By my calculations, you should be able to return to the battlefield in this turn. I suggest you remember closely everything you've learned here. It will help you avoid this type of situation again."
And that's another thing. Why are you helping me?

The other man at the table spends a second or two sitting there in silence, before responding.

"Well... even though you are my split, and even though I hate your guts as much as you hate mine, the fact of the matter is... well... it's simple, I... uh..."

He then proceeds to have a mental breakdown upon realizing that he just can't figure out an answer to the question. At least, until Verdana leans over and taps him on the head, suddenly forced to jump to the side to avoid being impaled on a bone. The man whirls around to face the one who threw the bone - one of those skeletons at the bar. Specifically, the shorter, blue-hoodie-wearing one. The two exchange a look for quite a while, then go back to what they were each doing.

"And another thing. Quite a few people have a bit of a problem with you, now that you've caused a Cladogenesis Event, Sans in particular. If you do something drastic enough to require being dragged back here again, well... I'm not sure if what little authority I hold here as a Trigger Wielder and an ex-Operative of Engietech will be enough to save you from his wrath. Especially with that sin list you've built up... heh, I wouldn't be surprised if Karmic Retribution instakilled you at this point."

Slowly, surely, the two Trigger Wielders finish their business, Verdana getting up and moving to get out of the place as quickly as possible. The blue-clothed Trigger Wielder sighs, standing up and heading over to the bar, to sit on the side of Sans which isn't occupied.

"...I suppose it would be too much to ask for you to not be too harsh on him when he inevitably screws up again? He is still what I would consider to be a child..."

...Verdana has already left the bar, so the response from Sans shall have to be implied only, it seems.

/rp
/also respawn

Originally posted on 2016-05-28 14:43:00

I'm going to leave the update until Sunday, since I only have two actions this turn, by the same person. I mean, having three people dead at the same time doesn't help, but one was a committed suicide, and one was PvP. Speaking about that, sunnyau, assists only go to a single charge, and they definitely only last a post, and I'm pretty sure that piono didn't assist you twice and you forgot to add them. That puts spawn() at 18, and spammer at 3.

Originally posted on 2016-05-28 20:05:00

You might have to wait until Monday, I don't have computer access until then...
Know what? I have insomnia anyways, I can make my actions.
All my charges go up by one, I also need to add 15 to Alicia's store credit when I get back.

Words begin forming in the air, only to spaz out and fade.
Seems that SONG is doing a bit too much multitasking to counter Maria...
Nope, scratch that, her darkness aura just came into conflict with a completely "coincidental" ley line and now her passives are wonking out completely, targeting the envoy of dog and drawing its ire towards her instead of Eric.
Now she has her counter on the fritz and a hostile dog mad at her.

As Verdana goes to leave the bar, something strikes his attention.
A note, pinned to the wall, in a very familiar font.
It reads but two words.
Strike two.

Originally posted on 2016-05-29 04:56:00

A message appears on chat.

<Skybreaker Razihel has joined the game.>

It seems that he has played on AscensionCraft before. But no one here remembers him.

"Another Battlefield with the good guys winning. Another Mary Sue, another Godmodder. Just an ordinary day on Minecraft."

"Normally I would balance the scales, but seeing as the Mary Sue is on the Godmodder's side, I'm with the [AG]s. Suffer not the Sue to live."

Razihel places a whole cactus on his shield, and then enderpearls to the top of a nearby mountain. He then jumps off, and then the Elytra takes effect, and then he... gives the shield to Splinter Dog? Yep, he's crazy.

But he's not. The OP Scale has a hold on Ebony. He knows this, and then he calls forth GiIvaSunner to make a portal to above Maria. Razihel then grapples Ebony. The portal fluctuates, turning the Sue into .jpeg, and then returns to normal so Razihel can swiftly pass through.

He then pins Maria and Ebony down to the ground. Just this once, he calls the bronies for help.

<BATTLE TECHNIQUE: GRAND FRIENDSHIP BLADE>

The orbital friendship cannon fires unto Ebony and Maria.

Razihel calls forth Cranky Kong, who uses his staff to channel the rainbow laser to infuse it with pure crunk.

Razihel then grabs the staff and then transfers the bronycrunk to his sword, then impales Maria and Ebony, making the sword explode with all the memes in the MLP fandom and some crunk combined.

Maria and Ebony have gotten gud.

-Charges-
4: 1/20
It's the mothergorillaing D-O-double G!
Undead Bush: 1/10
It's summer.

-Alchemies-
Anarchist's Cookbook && Reality Emitter Grenade && Online Anti-Godmodding Courses = Editor's Cookbook (1/?) (Level ?)
Now more effective against Sues and Godmodders.

Broken Hero Sword && Hype Fuel = Rapier of Readiness (1/?) (Level ?)
The Hype Train has no brakes.

Originally posted on 2016-05-29 06:13:00

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.


Too lazy for an attack. Enjoy this speech.


battlefury13: Wow, attacking a neutral party in a war where you could really use less enemys?
battlefury13: Aint that just stupid.
Battlefury13: especially considering that
battlefury13. 1. you are a glass cannon, dependant upon killing everything really quickly. making more enemys makes this harder
battlefury13: 2. everytime you do something stupid, Alicia has to pay the price. Espiecally considering that SONG and Eric are of great use to her.
Battlefury13: also whatever the hell did they do to you
battlefury13: its like your so stuck up and power drunk, your attacking perfectly usefully allys.
battlefury13: like seriously, i don't see the logic.

Since Piono has seen fit to redirect the Envoy Dog at Maria, i make sure the Envoy Dog converts some of the mark of dog to the other form of mark of dog, whoose name shall not be spoken.

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:

Flagship: Murder Maria And Co

Splinter Flagship Crew: Repair the elevator.




pie-godmodder 5/20 (4+ from soruces)

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono
1+ to topaz

Originally posted on 2016-05-29 08:47:00

I may, or may not have to go out later today, and most of the usual suspects have posted, so early-dop.

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QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1464423477))

respawn

You do the respawny thing.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1464427271))

Act:Storing charges. But the charge wasted was attached on the Fighter, which made it crash to the groundd. Entity Commanding:Nil spawn() 18/20 +1 piono spammer() 3/10  +1 piono +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury Amplifier||Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)= Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3)  3/4

You insta-gib the Fighter.

The Wand of Amplification should be finished. Please remember to follow what charge amount your charges are at.

Wand of Amplification (Level 3): A wand used to increase the power of the user, or objects that the user points at.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1464440131))

A small dark-purple heart floats from Archangel's corpse and his body materializes again. FallenArchangel: God damn you SONG. God damn you.

2x respawny thing combob.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1464440786))

Act:Hmm. spawn() expended. A square box pops out of nothingness.Very strong. There were then links between this box and other entities. The White Box HP:100000(+200 Armor) Small(25% to attack wrong target.) Passive: Mirrors! Summon a replica of the lowest entity existing on Battlefield, which HP of the replica +5000 II Brothers and Sisters: Summon 2 replicas of an entity existing on Battlefield. Gives the original entity Copied for 5 turns(During time, cannot be replicated again,25% Defense boost) IIII Idetical Twins: Summon an exact replica of an entity existing on Battlefield. Gives the two entity Copied for 7 turns(During time, cannot be replicated again,25% Defense boost) Entity Commanding:Nil spawn() 20/20 +1 piono spammer()  3 5/10 +1 piono +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury Amplifier||Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)= Wand of Amplification (Lvl 3) 3/4 Commanding: The White Box

Due to what I said earlier, the White Box will be treated as an 18 post charge. Regardless, the White Box summoned. It's armour is getting removed as 200 Damage Reduction is pretty much useless, and its HP is getting nerfed, as well as its copying abilities. Note that I am not correcting the typo in 'Idetical' Twins.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1464442987))

So, when do I get to leave? "Funny you should ask that question. By my calculations, you should be able to return to the battlefield in this turn. I suggest you remember closely everything you've learned here. It will help you avoid this type of situation again." And that's another thing. Why are you helping me? The other man at the table spends a second or two sitting there in silence, before responding. "Well... even though you are my split, and even though I hate your guts as much as you hate mine, the fact of the matter is... well... it's simple, I... uh..." He then proceeds to have a mental breakdown upon realizing that he just can't figure out an answer to the question. At least, until Verdana leans over and taps him on the head, suddenly forced to jump to the side to avoid being impaled on a bone. The man whirls around to face the one who threw the bone - one of those skeletons at the bar. Specifically, the shorter, blue-hoodie-wearing one. The two exchange a look for quite a while, then go back to what they were each doing. "And another thing. Quite a few people have a bit of a problem with you, now that you've caused a Cladogenesis Event, Sans in particular. If you do something drastic enough to require being dragged back here again, well... I'm not sure if what little authority I hold here as a Trigger Wielder and an ex-Operative of Engietech will be enough to save you from his wrath. Especially with that sin list you've built up... heh, I wouldn't be surprised if Karmic Retribution instakilled you at this point." Slowly, surely, the two Trigger Wielders finish their business, Verdana getting up and moving to get out of the place as quickly as possible. The blue-clothed Trigger Wielder sighs, standing up and heading over to the bar, to sit on the side of Sans which isn't occupied. "...I suppose it would be too much to ask for you to not be too harsh on him when he inevitably screws up again? He is still what I would consider to be a child..." ...Verdana has already left the bar, so the response from Sans shall have to be implied only, it seems. /rp /also respawn

3x respawny thing combob.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1464494164))

You might have to wait until Monday, I don't have computer access until then... Know what? I have insomnia anyways, I can make my actions. All my charges go up by one, I also need to add 15 to Alicia's store credit when I get back. Words begin forming in the air, only to spaz out and fade. Seems that SONG is doing a bit too much multitasking to counter Maria... Nope, scratch that, her darkness aura just came into conflict with a completely "coincidental" ley line and now her passives are wonking out completely, targeting the envoy of dog and drawing its ire towards her instead of Eric. Now she has her counter on the fritz and a hostile dog mad at her. As Verdana goes to leave the bar, something strikes his attention. A note, pinned to the wall, in a very familiar font. It reads but two words. Strike two.

I was more thinking about Battlefury, Topaz, and Ire. Topaz doesn't post that much, and Ire only posts once every few days, but still.

Maria's counters will now deal a quarter damage, before she smirks, for some reason. The Envoy of Dog sees that Maria has not succumbed to the Mark, and will make her repent for that.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1464498780))

A message appears on chat. <Skybreaker Razihel has joined the game.> It seems that he has played on AscensionCraft before. But no one here remembers him. "Another Battlefield with the good guys winning. Another Mary Sue, another Godmodder. Just an ordinary day on Minecraft." "Normally I would balance the scales, but seeing as the Mary Sue is on the Godmodder's side, I'm with the [AG]s. Suffer not the Sue to live." Razihel places a whole cactus on his shield, and then enderpearls to the top of a nearby mountain. He then jumps off, and then the Elytra takes effect, and then he... gives the shield to Splinter Dog? Yep, he's crazy. But he's not. The OP Scale has a hold on Ebony. He knows this, and then he calls forth GiIvaSunner to make a portal to above Maria. Razihel then grapples Ebony. The portal fluctuates, turning the Sue into .jpeg, and then returns to normal so Razihel can swiftly pass through. He then pins Maria and Ebony down to the ground. Just this once, he calls the bronies for help. <BATTLE TECHNIQUE: GRAND FRIENDSHIP BLADE> The orbital friendship cannon fires unto Ebony and Maria. Razihel calls forth Cranky Kong, who uses his staff to channel the rainbow laser to infuse it with pure crunk. Razihel then grabs the staff and then transfers the bronycrunk to his sword, then impales Maria and Ebony, making the sword explode with all the memes in the MLP fandom and some crunk combined. Maria and Ebony have gotten gud. -Charges- 4: 1/20 It's the mothergorillaing D-O-double G! Undead Bush: 1/10 It's summer. -Alchemies- Anarchist's Cookbook && Reality Emitter Grenade && Online Anti-Godmodding Courses = Editor's Cookbook (1/?) (Level ?) Now more effective against Sues and Godmodders. Broken Hero Sword && Hype Fuel = Rapier of Readiness (1/?) (Level ?) The Hype Train has no brakes.

Anarchist's Cookbook && Reality Emitter Grenade && Online Anti-Godmodding Courses = Editor's Cookbook (Level 3: 1/4)
Broken Hero Sword && Hype Fuel = Rapier of Readiness (Level 2: 1/3)

Welcome to the game, Cyan. Alicia eyes you for your choice of text colour. You give a shield to the Splinter Dog, making the next attacking coming its way deal half damage, before dealing 10,000 damage to Ebony and Maria, and take 1 damage from Maria's counter attack.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1464508038))

Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane. Too lazy for an attack. Enjoy this speech. battlefury13: Wow, attacking a neutral party in a war where you could really use less enemys? battlefury13: Aint that just stupid. Battlefury13: especially considering that battlefury13. 1. you are a glass cannon, dependant upon killing everything really quickly. making more enemys makes this harder battlefury13: 2. everytime you do something stupid, Alicia has to pay the price. Espiecally considering that SONG and Eric are of great use to her. Battlefury13: also whatever the hell did they do to you battlefury13: its like your so stuck up and power drunk, your attacking perfectly usefully allys. battlefury13: like seriously, i don't see the logic. Since Piono has seen fit to redirect the Envoy Dog at Maria, i make sure the Envoy Dog converts some of the mark of dog to the other form of mark of dog, whoose name shall not be spoken. Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" Entity orders: Flagship: Murder Maria And Co Splinter Flagship Crew: Repair the elevator. pie-godmodder 5/20 (4+ from soruces) Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/??? 2+ to piono 1+ to topaz

**Divinity Alicia111: Yes, Mary, that's excellent advice, especially coming from Battlefury. Even regarding the contracts, I have no idea what demonologist has done to you.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: It's a long story. Let's just say that she tried to subvert our plans, and resist my authority, causing a massive loss of reputation, among demonkind. Did I mention she was a demon?
[b]**Shroud umbralAggressor: Because she is. A sad, filthy, demon, from the pits of hell.
demonologist: heh, says the person who makes contracts with them.
[b]**Divinity Alicia111: Mary, don't you think that it's a bad idea to possibly anger the omnipotent being? I'm trying to make amends with him.
[/b][/b][b][b]**Divinity Alicia111: It doesn't help when you go full bloodlust mode. Beat has talked to you about this before, as well as Milia.[/b][/b]
[b]**Shroud umbralAggressor: Do you really care about SONG? Do you really care about anybody else. Come on, they don't matter.
[/b][b][b]**Divinity Alicia111: Really, Mary? Really?[/b][/b]

The two girls stare at each other, and look away. The Envoy of Dog, despite being hostile, somewhat obeys your orders. It considers you the heir of υνκνοωνναμε's will, which basically makes you υνκνοωνναμε's Descendant.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Summoning Stone has gotten zero percent better since its temporal corruption, and summons a Timekeeper, which can either Timelock an enemy, or deal damage enemies that aren't following the main timeline. Due to the Envoy's Mark of Dog, Eric's condition seems to worsen.

The Envoy of Dog, forced to be aggressive towards Maria, attacks her for 3 damage, taking 3,750 damage as counter attack, before giving her one stack of the Envoy's Mark of Dog, and converting another stack to the Envoy's Mark. It appears that he can only convert one stack at a time, however, the Envoy's Mark should max it out in no time. Chao's Favourite Chair, weakened due to not having Chaos near him, strikes Maria for 1 damage, taking 2,500 counter attack damage. VerdanaMustDie heals himself for 2 HP, while AliciasExecution attacks the Gate of Flowing Time for 10,000 damage, and promptly gets Double-Action for this turn and next. Tem and the Splinter Dog rush Maria for 4 damage, and take 1 damage as retribution. The White Box scans the Battlefield, and finds the Zombies as the weakest thing currently on the Battlefield, so creates a few copies of them. They're only slightly weaker, due to Zombies being pathetic.

demonologist completely finishes doing the respawny thing, creating a 4x respawny thing combob. The Tainted Goombas rush the Mob Abomination for 9,200 damage, the Time Elemental decides to be as trolly as possible, without a master, and Timelock AliciasExecution, as well as dealing 3 damage to them. The combination of timestop and rapidly flowing time isn't healthy, and they they take 1 damage per turn as long as they have this combination of status effects. The Gate of Flowing Time rushes Ebony for 15,000 damage, and grants her Triple Action. The Timekeeper sees the decent amount of things with temporal status effects, and causes a wave of energy to hit anything with abnormal time. This includes Execution, not once, but twice, Ebony, and Wo-Class Kai. All of them take 5,000 damage.

The Mecha-Terror Spiders activate Arachne's Web, deciding to greet Razihel as well as sunnyau, to who they are totally sorry for missing out earlier, as well as activating the Hyperdeath Emblem, for 4 damage + Glamour. Ebony takes 2,000 damage from Splintered, which runs out, and abuses Flowing Time to drop Avada Kedvera on Razihel for discriminating against Suekind. While Ebony does not possess insteunt deaf skills, she does deal 8 damage to Razihel. The Mob Abomination uses The Execution on Chaos' Favourite Chair. It hisses, until a massive explosion completely surrounds the chair. In a manner similar to Chairel's death, Chaos' Favourite Chair is blasted into a nearby Ocean Monument, appearing to be tainted by Time and Dog energy. It experiences death. Wo-Class Kai breaks free of her Timelock. DarkMcEdge is looking very hesitant of joining a faction with a sociopath as the leader, but attacks battlefury for 1 damage to him, anyway. Another two Rookies spawn in, before they bring sunnyau to 1 HP, and stab the Envoy for 4,000 damage.

Maria activates Disappearance, and does exactly that, completely vanishes. A split second before she vanishes, she gives a harsh death stare to Alicia, demonologist and Battlefury. The conincidental ley lines appears in the middle of the Battlefield, before emanating a lot of darkness. Prepare to take high damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before taking out a mop with sharpened and curved edges, more like a scythe, and cutting through the Time Elemental and Tainted Goombas, causing them to instantly die, excluding 15 of the Tainted Goombas.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Kill Maria due to her high damage, and her boss status.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.
[PG]: Protect Maria.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Crater of Dog (No effect just yet.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE
Hyperdeath Emblem (Invokable once, and only once by every non-Conflict entity and player.) II


[AG] battlefury13: 23/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] sunnyau: 1/20 HP
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 20/20 HP
[AG] Cyanogynist/Skybreaker Razihel: 7/20 HP

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 12/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%), Elemental Mastery: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b], Envoy's Mark of Dog: I[b]IIIIIIIII[/b]
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 24/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), Has 1 Tainted Armour, 5% resistance to integrity damage, 4,200 Research, Severely harms Noah's killer on death.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 25/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet)

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] Mountain: 415,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 29,000/50,000 HP (x3), Master: DoctorsHateHer/Noah [N], Summons entities every turn.

[H] Envoy of Dog: 95,000/120,000 HP, Inflicts Mark of Dog - with a twist, The Sinner's Execution: I[b]II[/b], The Will of Dog: [b]IIII[/b]

[AG-PL] VerdanaMustDie: 5/25 HP, Triggered: III
[AG-PL] AliciasExecution: 4/25 HP, Executioner: III, Flowing Time: I, Timelocked: I
[AG] Temmie: 4/15 HP, "tem iz PURFECTLY norMAL!!11!1one"
[AG] Splinter Dog: 26/30 HP, Inflicts Splintered.
[AG] The White Box: 80,000/80,000 HP, Evasive (25%), Copied Zombies: 10/10 HP (x1000), Copies the weakest entity currently on the Battlefield, Brothers and Sisters: III, Idetical Twins: IIII

[N] demonologist/Gale: 25/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour
[N] Platform: 8,999/20,000 HP, Stops demonologist and Eric from taking damage from the Ocean of Dog.
[N] Tainted Goombas: 200/200 HP (x15)
[N] Gate of Flowing Time: 60,999/80,000 HP, 75% chance to grant Double-Action to interactors, 25% chance to grant Timelock.
[N] Timekeeper: 50,000/50,000 HP. Inflicts Timelock, or deals damage to enemies with Timelock, Flowing Time, or other time-related status effects.

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 5/16 HP, 11/16 HP, Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: II[b]I[/b]
[PG] Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: 37,400/175,000 HP, Double-Action, Flowing Time: I
[PG] The Mob Abomination: 77,800/120,000 HP, The Execution: III, The Horde: [b]III[/b], The Dragon: III
[PG] Wo-Class Flagship Kai: 31,000/80,000 HP, Has 2 Armour, Change of Command: I[b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]
[PG] Zombies: 20/20 HP (x1000)
[PG] Shroud:
DarkMcEdge: 19/20 HP, Infinite Respawns until Maria's death, Enter the Edge: [b]I[b]I[/b]I
Rookies: 4/5 HP (x6)[/b]
[BOSS] umbralAggressor/Maria: 31/75 HP, Has 1 Armour (+1 from Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate), 100% Retribution Chance, 5% Shroud + Shroud Regeneration (5%), Disappearance: II, Complete Darkness: II[b]II, Leader: IIII, Void: IIIII, Envoy's Mark of Dog: [/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b]I[/b]IIIIII[b][b]I[/b]I, Not targetable due to Disappearance, Reappearing in one turn![/b]

[GM] Alicia111: 40/50 HP


[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b]] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b]] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]I[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b]] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[I[b]II[b]I[/b]IIII[/b]] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]
[???] The Flagship's Spoil (Lv. ?): UNKNOWN!, Owner: engie [PG]

Originally posted on 2016-05-29 13:02:00

16/20 Research!
1/20 Charge, demon, charge!
+1 to piono, +2 to cyan

Skull && Frost Helmet || Soul of the Lost = Helmet of the Damned (Level ? - 4/?)
An icy, helmet with power over souls and death. The shape seems to resemble a skull.

Leather Shoulderpad && Bone Plate || Momentum = Dead Man's Plate (Level ? - 3/?)
This shoulderplate is designed out of bone. It's large, heavy and protects well; simply wearing it makes you feel invincible, and able to knock down any foe.

These are still unlevelled.


As Noah respawns, his body is swept away as sand, and reforms about 20 blocks away. You are almost certain this has something to -//35&:o$;.1has//-changes the requirement of memento() to be his death once again, so it would proc correctly, then compiles.

These strange glitches are seeming to increase in duration as time passes. Not that you can see that through the post, rather from about how much is missing.

Noah dashes towards Ebony, and causes Case By Equinox to take the form of a Home Run Bat. At that, he knocks her into the sun, where she disappears in a flash of light signature to that of team rocket.

My entities attack the PGs; too tired to give a proper orders. Except the gate of flowing time, which bodyblocks for the timekeeper.

Originally posted on 2016-05-29 23:39:00

((Skybreaker is a prefix. Just simply call him Razihel.))

>Razihel: CONDITION CRITICAL!
You drink weeaboo tears infused with good vaporwave, giving you some of your HP back by the power of aesthetic and butthurt.

You then read The Oatmeal online, also healing you because it's just that good of a webcomic/blag.
-Charges-
4: 4/20 (+2 Toast)
It's the mothergorillaing D-O-double G!
Undead Bush: 2/10
It's summer.

-Alchemies-
Anarchist's Cookbook && Reality Emitter Grenade && Online Anti-Godmodding Courses = Editor's Cookbook (2/4) (Level 3)
Now more effective against Sues and Godmodders.

Broken Hero Sword && Hype Fuel = Rapier of Readiness (2/3) (Level 2)
The Hype Train has no brakes.

Originally posted on 2016-05-30 05:45:00