Upgrades 10/15

Delta Spear on Core, summoning stone, random AG

Originally posted on 2016-05-21 15:32:00

6/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion.
4/10 Avast!

+1 to piono, battlefury, ire

Noah saves his use of the Hyperdeath emblem for sometime next turn. Or something. For now, he eats one of the residue 'wierd death orb things', healing for a little bit.

Originally posted on 2016-05-21 19:31:00

Despite not being bosses, due to the high power of the shades and Sceptre, you will be rewarded for killing them. The charge cap has been raised to 20. I'm also going to put up a vote for three different alchemy upgrades tomorrow.

Battlefury, you can take one of these rewards for killing Imperious:
Battlefury, you also can take a dog related reward for your 130k damage attack that nearly finished off the Tainted King
Doctors, you can take one of these rewards for killing English:
Doctors, you can also take one of these rewards for killing the Tainted King:
Piono, you can take one of these rewards for killing Noir:
Topaz, you can take one of these rewards for killing the Sceptre:

Spade died before anybody was anywhere close to being the killer. stevei and B1NARY fled.

These rewards are going to be edited in very soon. Or tomorrow. Yeah, definitely tomorrow. There probably won't be an update tomorrow due to me being out. Use that extra time.

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QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1463779816))

-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane. Phloginsator && Backburner && Sniper Rifle = Flame Rifle 2/4 Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" Entity orders: Flagship: Murder Browser. Again. Splinter Flagship Crew: Repair the elevator. dog/dog ??? () (12/12) 5+ from "sources" Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/??? 2+ to piono

I think you ran out of time to use your placeholder.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1463780582))

Consumer: just my two cents, I think that the charge cap should go to 20 or 25, not more if you were intending it, and that the alchemy cap should should probably stay the same. Actually, I think we shouldn't up the charge or alchemy caps, we don't really have enough players for more than what we have already to be useful. 1 spare charge 6/15 for spare charge 6/15 for plant core Air swirls around magic as he settles on the ground next to demonologist. "I think we should probably go after Stevei and Binary. They're going to cause trouble if we leave them to their own devices." Agreed. Alicia receives a message from Song, the words float in the air. Alicia, we need to pursue Stevei. He is more dangerous than he was before, and with the previous fight still in mind, we might be able to get the AGs to stop firing that Flagship's guns at you. It's time for some gate crashing, we should take the Mates down now before more Conflict entities show up on the Battlefield and deal irreparable damage to the server. Verdana receives a message. Alright, I don't like you, and you don't like me. But neither of us like the Conflict. How do you feel about gatecrashing the morons who work for it as a career choice? Battlefury receives a message: Well done. We have another, hostile dogmodder now. We need to try and take him down. I'm trying to talk Alicia into gatecrashing Stevei's faction, if I can get her to agree to a truce, will you have the Flagship stop bombarding the PGs while we smash up a castle? Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 36 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 5 topaz: 56 toast: 36 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 44 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 40 sunnyau: 5 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

**Divinity Alicia111: I'm all for crushing stevei.
**Divinity Alicia111: Although, we would have to soulkill him, as if your base is destroyed, you can start again, and again, and again.

demonologist: yeah.
demonologist: no idea where his base is, though.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1463810270))

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1463780582)) Battlefury receives a message: Well done. We have another, hostile dogmodder now. We need to try and take him down. I'm trying to talk Alicia into gatecrashing Stevei's faction, if I can get her to agree to a truce, will you have the Flagship stop bombarding the PGs while we smash up a castle? [ Dear song, Please examine the Flagships health bar. Also, dogmodder's not my issue. In fact, he may fit right into certain... Plans. If you will. But like i'd ever tell you them. Also, why WOULDN'T i fire at the PG's? If you decide to gatecrash, the PG's leader is gone, along with a player, giving it a chance to fire one last time. If you don't i have even more reasons to do so. Plus, it's HP is at 17,000. Even assuming that Alicia decides to gatecrash THIS VERY INSTANT, the second she returns, if the PG side didn't already murder it, she will simply mock a certain incedent and toss a dirt block at it and give the spoil to Verdana. So, in other words, your purposal is utterly worthless. But i really wouldn't contributing the flagship to the gatecrash. On the terms that i my self go. Also, how do you know stevei is even a threat? Dog power is very unstable, and he could just as easily kill a lot of his freinds if he does not know how to control it. Making this worse, he had massive amounts of the stuff driven into him after no expourse whatsoever. Chances are, his Dogmodding is weaker than Asifi'devertellyou not to mention unstable. In other words: I will contribute the flagship to the raid, so long as i go along to ensure that it is properly used and to crash some gates, and all kinds of stuff insulting stevei -some idiot called battlefury13 /null/

stevei is only an Alpha Dogmodder. Unfortunately, he has good control over loss of integrity. This includes dogmodding to some degree.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1463820628))

Archangel pets the Turtle Dog, and wonders who summoned him. If it was Battlefury, which is most likely true, he /pays him 200 whatever the server's currency is, plus 500 Dogecoins. Next, he notices he forgot to update his charges and say another cryptic part of that damn cryptic poem, so he does it now, along with the one he is supposed to do now. FallenArchangel: The faithful watch the forest for the coming of the King. Their lanterns bright, they wait at night for the new world he shall bring. FallenArchangel: The Dragon waits in shadows, his breath will scorch the land. The Hero in the castle draws his sword and makes his stand. FallenArchangel: Yes, before you even ask, I have to read that poem in order for the damn summon to work. Get over it. FallenArchangel: I mean, come on, they always have to make it that complicated. I spent half a hour copypasting SCP 231's article into MS Word and removing everything except the hidden poem. Then, he takes the key he spawned two turns ago, walks to the door and unlocks it. He walks through it and locks it from inside. Yes, inside. If anyone was to walk behind that door, he would see Archangel isn't there, which means that must be some kind of a Dimensional Door? Actually, before that, he creates a small rift between servers and reveals that he recorded the part where Alicia boasted she is more powerful than the Godmodder, so he throws the camera through the rift all the way to Godcraft, so Richard can read it. Charges: Ender Guardian: 8/15 First Seal: 3/15

GodCraft isn't a thing, and the veil obscures the Godmodder's position in other servers.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1463831555))

Verdana shrugs, seeming okay with going out to destroy the Conflict-supporters, although the way he's eyeing up the Splinter Flagship is the look of someone who desperately wants a spoil of war... Charges: Project ABYSS: 15/15 (ACTIVATED) A glowing portal appears. It doesn't seem to be doing anything... yet. Authority: 15/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) +3 to Piono

You create a glowing portal.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1463834990))

5/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion. 3/10 Avast! (didn't increment last post) +1 to piono, topaz, ire Magic Dagger (from Terraria) && Broken Pocketwatch = Slipstream (Level 4 - 5/5) DONE! Already explained this. The natural light in the ocean of dogs dimmed to blackness. The noise of the ocean gradually faded, and there became an eerie silence. A strange haze crept over you through the darkness, nearly suffocated some of you with it's thickness. As it passed, many of you didn't feel QUITE in their own bodies anymore. ...or in the Ocean of Dogs ...or even in... Minecraft? Artificial light began to reveal a completely new terrain composed entirely of hexagons and a strange absence of limbs. And when I say "a strange absence of limbs", I mean they have been transfigured into thin air. And when I say your limbs "have been transfiguired into thin air"... I mean you've all just been transformed into worms. And when I say "you've all just been transformed into WORMS"... THIS NEEDS TO BE HERE FOR THE SAFETY OF YOUR EYES, plus there is a ton of images inside. I MEAN YOU HAVE BEEN TRANSFERRED TO An array of hexagons became your new terrain, and each person was quick to get started. Unfortunately, none of the players could leave- it was the same server, just on a different platform. Even trying to do so would involve... So the only way to win would be to kill everyone else. Some things never change. Alicia immedietely used godmodding to bump up her 'orb thing'-gains threefold. She was the only one who was immedietely identifiable, coloured blue and sported a gamma symbol. Everyone else was completely unidentifiable, and thus couldn't co-ordinate themselves to try and stop/help her! All the entities and many of the players rush into one another, and somehow in the scuffle, pretty much all of them got gud, as can be seen in the following diagram: (an artist's representation) Alicia was quick to rush the spoils, but DarkSide and battlefury13 intercepted her (but not before she came out with a sizeable bounty). Not really recognising the other, they began trying to circle and outstep one another, eyeing the orbs they circled greedily. Meanwhile Verdana, Chaos and Noah began scavenging the surrounding area for stray tidbits, away from the fight. They "om nom'd", "nom om'd" and "mon nom'd" respectively, like so: At some point, Verdana and Chaos had their eyes on the same 'orb thing' and due to some fancy foot- er... ... worm-work?  Verdana came out on top, and dashed through the orbs Chaos had left behind after being thoroughly disintegrated. He nearly matched Alicia in length after that, but not quite. During this time, Noah too had taken his share of the dead Chris-Chan Sonichu's 'death orb things'.  NOW BACK TO BATTLEFURY AND DARKSIDE. After some terrible misclicking on DarkSide's part, battlefury13 made himself welcome to the hoard of "orb things" left behind by the entities. After some lucky 8r8ks, Noah had caught up and the 4 remaining players were almost equal (besides Alicia, who had at least double everyone else at this point). It seemed that it was time for the final showdown. It seems we need yet ANOTHER diagram for the sake of explanation: it's an... Alicia, seeing a chance to get back at who she believed was battlefury dash forward and intercepted battlefury13, WHO JUST HAPPENED TO BE AFK TO PET A DOG! #worth. He breaks apart, but not before a certain Verdana meets his end against the former's body. At last! Alicia had done it! She was victorioooooooous! She quickly dashed around to pick up all the "orb things" that had dropped before the server went back to Minecraft. Alas, she had not accounted for the smallest of the finalists, who had snaked around verdana's orbs, creating a wall Alicia could not turn fast enough out of.  Boom! They collided, and with the impact came the brunt of 8 incredibly terrible mspaint drawings (but those eyes tho). (i can reuse the insteunt deaf one if i just flip it turnways) 2 minutes of roaming around later, all the players and entities were returned to the original server, all at least slightly more disturbed by their experiences with such terrible artwork... experiences. ESPECIALLY Alicia, who was traumatised more than just mentally (i.e. physically too)

Alicia can not defend against MSPA slither.io. She's never even played slither.io. She takes 2 damage. The rest of the server also takes 5,000 damage from collateral damage, and running into each other. It is slither.io, and it is murderous.

Really, read the spoiler. It's worth it.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1463841142))

Upgrades 10/15 Delta Spear on Core, summoning stone, random AG

You use the Delta Spear on the Flagship, Summoning Stone, and VerdanaMustDie.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1463855485))

6/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion. 4/10 Avast! +1 to piono, battlefury, ire Noah saves his use of the Hyperdeath emblem for sometime next turn. Or something. For now, he eats one of the residue 'wierd death orb things', healing for a little bit.

You heal yourself for 2 HP.

[END OF TURN]
The entities are quite happy to murder each other, before Alicia sends a blast of godmodding energy across the entire Battlefield, and steps forward. 3 damage, in 2 turns? That's failing godmodding, and she's not particularly happy with that. She windows into WorldEdit, and presses a few buttons, before using the admin console, and entering a few messages. 21 factions have been given bases for assisting Alicia, and those bases are some of the best in the server. She then sends a few private messages to members of one faction.

**Divinity Alicia111: Maria, I need more help.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: what, for more bases?
**Shroud umbralAggressor: also, pls don't use my real name.
**Divinity Alicia111: Possibly, but really, we're friends. I shouldn't have to bribe you.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: yeah, ally. what do you want me for?
**Divinity Alicia111: Anti-Godmodders.
*Shroud DarkMcEdge: Wow, more godmodding.
*Shroud DarkMcEdge: I feel excluded.
*Shroud fogofwar: So do I.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: come on, im not even a godmodder!
**Divinity Alicia111: Anyway, do you want to go or not?.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: yes.
**Divinity Alicia111: Message the members of our truce for me.

Alicia steps back. A few seconds afterwards, a girl, umbralAggressor, warps infront of Alicia. Her skin is loosely based on Alex, but with the shirt and trousers coloured purple, and pure red hair, instead of ginger. She appears somewhat normal, before demonologist looks at her. They exchange glares for a few seconds, before umbralAggressor turns towards the Anti-Godmodders, and claps, even though this is impossible for a normal Minecraft player. Suddenly, the server turns to night, and the light in a certain arena around umbralAggressor disappears.

**Divinity Alicia111: SONG, honestly, I need to summon a boss at this point instead of focusing on the Mates.
**Divinity Alicia111: I'll be up for it soon.

**Divinity Alicia111: Anyway, this is my friend, UA, otherwise known as Maria.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: i said to stop.
**Divinity Alicia111: Anyway, you're now a boss. Your darkness powers have been enhanced quite a bit.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: thanks.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: anyway, im not particularly a fan of people trying to kill my friends.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: you have to go.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: bye.

If you could see through the darkness, you would notice UA moving a finger across her blocky neck, before taking out a highly enchanted Diamond Sword, and pointing at you, just out of that darkness.

[big]MARIA, THE UMBRAL AGGRESSOR[/big]

[HOW TO PLAY]
Maria is quite a glass cannon, especially compared to the last few bosses. She has a shroud bar, which acts as 100k extra HP, and very high damage. She also inflicts 100% of all damage dealt to her back to the enemy as recoil, and if that turns into overkill, she can spread that out with nearby targets. Other than that, she's a pretty simple boss.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Claim the Summoning Stone, otherwise the PG entity advantage will become massive.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Ocean of Dog (Anti-Godmodder Dogs spawn every turn, non-Dogs take low, armour piercing damage. This includes players, which also includes Battlefury.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE
Hyperdeath Emblem (Invokable once, and only once by every non-Conflict entity and player.) IIIIII



[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 11/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP),
[AG] battlefury13: 11/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 6/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: IIII, /ban FWY-Mech: II, 25% chance to miss next action.
[AG] sunnyau: 8/20 HP
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 11/20 HP
[AG] ashkantsr: 0/20 HP

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 9/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 10/20 HP, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 5% resistance to integrity damage, 55,200 Research, Severely harms Noah's killer on death.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 17/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet)

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] Mountain: 415,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 11,000/50,000 HP (x4), Master: The_Topazian [AG], Summons entities every turn, Claimable by an Anti-Godmodder.

[AG-BOSS] Splinter Flagship: Core: 11,000/200,000 HP, [b]70% INTEGRITY, (t)riple splin(t)er: II, splin(t)er swarm: II, (t)ree©hop: IIIIIII, Invulnerablity: II[/b]
[AG-PL] VerdanaMustDie: 13/25 HP, Triggered: III, Invulnerablity: II[/b]
[AG-PL] AliciasExecution: 21/25 HP, Executioner: III
[AG] Dirt Golem: 5,000/10,000 HP
[AG] Turtle Dog: 7/8 HP, Guarding sunnyau and FallenArchangel.
[AG] Moldlarg: 30,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Absorbs killed enemies.

[N] demonologist: 23/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 13/16 HP, 15/16 HP, Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: III
[PG] Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: 101,400/175,000 HP, Double-Action.
[PG] Chris-Chan Sonichu: 70,200/200,000 HP, Barrier: 5,000/10,000 HP, Double-Action, Chaotic Combo: III, Enforcement: III
[PG] Punchy Sonichu: 75,000/80,000 HP
[PG] The Mob Abomination: 107,000/120,000 HP, The Execution: III, The Horde: III, The Dragon: III
[BOSS] umbralAggressor/Maria: 75/75 HP, 100% Retribution Chance, 100% Shroud, Disappearance: II, Complete Darkness: IIII, Leader: IIII, Void: IIIII.

[GM] Alicia111: 40/50 HP

[THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP]
(t)elepor(t)er de©k
[AG] Elevator: Heavily broken, but allowing entry to the weapons deck.

weapons de©k
[01] Corrupted Saber: 35,000/35,000 HP, Wheel of Time: III

[AG] Splinter Turrets: 10,000/15,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Mann Co. Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Anti-Tank Chairs: 5,000/10,000 HP, 10,000/10,000 HP, Crits Tanks.
[AG] Possessed Chairs: 3,000/3,000 HP (x9)

shield gen. room
Player cap of 2.
[AG] Backup Caller: 10,000/15,000 HP
[AG] Shield Generator: 10,000/10,000 HP
[AG] Possessed Chair: 4,000/4,000 HP (x3)

(t)hrone room
[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 136,666/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG] Splinter Cannon: 10,000/40,000 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x1020)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x35), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1230)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x35), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x900), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x30), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x480), Airborn, Evasive (40%).
[N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x8), Airborn, Pickup: II
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x12), Golden Demopan: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIIIII] Sceptre of the Tainted Kigndom (Lv. 4): READY!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]

Originally posted on 2016-05-21 19:52:00

-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.



Phloginsator && Backburner && Sniper Rifle = Flame Rifle 4/4 Adjusted for what i missed.


battlefury13: Wow.
Battlefury13: Another fool who thinks that they can just take us on.
battlefury13: I give you 3 or 4 rounds before you die.
Battlefury13: Trust me,this burning, unending battle...
battlefury13: you won;t survive it
battlefury13: or change its course.
battlefury13: facts are, your now a walking talking corpse.
battlefury13: and soon, you might even be on our side.
battlefury13: but not in that form.
>Activate Annoying Dog.



Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:

Flagship: Murder Maria And Co

Splinter Flagship Crew: Repair the elevator.




dog/dog ??? () (12/12) 5+ from "sources"

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono

Originally posted on 2016-05-21 22:06:00

It's late today, no time for a proper attack. I shall use this post instead to activate my new Spoil!

6/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion.
4/20 Research!
+1 to piono, battlefury, ire

Noah slams down the sceptre dramatically!
When that wasn't dramatic enough, he did it again with at least 120% more dramaticness (and no artificial colours or flavours).

Sensing the new dramaticness singularity centred on Noah as worthy, the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom did it's thing!

(This is all assuming nothing has changed, otherwise w/e)

Originally posted on 2016-05-22 10:10:00

...Oh. Hey. A boss. Here. Have a thing that I'm incompatible with.

Verdana promptly tosses Maria the Obsidian Chestplate that he got way earlier at the same time as the helmet, then cracks his knuckles dramatically. Glancing over at the Splinter Flagship, he... notices that it's immortal, files a complaint about the Delta Spear and a suggestion that it's effect should start losing duration if repeat-cast on the same entity, then notices that the Summoning Sphere is available. He decides that owning it would be very nice indeed, and promptly walks over to it, then activates the BAD TIMES.

Gesturing upwards, gravity flips to his command, sending the Summoning Sphere rocketing into the air... and straight into a passing airborne aircraft carrier, which explodes dramatically, the sphere in the epicenter of the blast. Slowly, the carrier tilts, then plummets out of the sky, drifting to the side and smacking into the ground, exploding once again in another detonation of fireballs and... fireballs. The sphere is pretty much wrecked from all of this. Oh wait, multiple lives. That gives Verdana an idea... which he'll figure out later.

As for now


Charges:
Authority: 15/15 (ACTIVATING)

The portal that he summoned earlier flashes, then collapses into itself, exploding outwards in a view-obscuring blast. Once the light fades, and the ear-ringing stops, a tallish humanoid can be seen standing in the center of where the portal was. She's a strange woman, taller than most, kneeling down on the ground as if freshly summoned. Her clothing is black, and somewhat regal-looking, and in one hand, she holds a staff. Adorning her head is a truly magnificent hat, which seems to be almost a container of some kind, tentacle-like appendages drooping down from various segments of the hat. She slowly stands up, leaning on her staff for support. She seems to be glowing with a yellow aura of power, her left eye glowing with blue flames...

Wo-Class Flagship Kai Abyssal summoned.

Wo-Class Flagship Kai: 100000/100000 (10000 armor) (Change Of Command: |||||)
Her base attack is quite frankly shit.
Every turn, she can summon one of each of the following to fight for her. She will automatically prioritize Destroyers if none are present, and starts out with 2 Destroyers accompanying her.
Abyssal Fighter Kai: 8000/8000 health, average damage, 30% dodge rate, Aerial
Abyssal Dive Bomber Kai: 9000/9000 health, very high damage, attacks do splash damage, cannot hit Aerial targets, Aerial
Abyssal Torpedo Bomber Kai: 9000/9000 health, above average damage, attacks do splash damage 15% dodge rate, Aerial
Abyssal Destroyer I-Class Kai: 10000/10000 health, 2500 armor, low damage, receives damage in place of Wo-Class if present
Change Of Command: Upon use, change random target enemy alignment to PG (even if Wo-Class isn't PG at the time of use)

The portal is gone, the power invested in opening it having been recycled to empower Wo-Class. There is no sign of it making a return quickly.

+3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-05-22 10:52:00

8/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion.
6/20 Research!
+1 to piono, +1 to battlefury, +1 to engie because there is literally no-one else worth plussing

Noah retrieves his computer from- //$614#%1)!!//. Verdana suddenly gets a quick /whisper:

The "Summoning Sphere" doesn't exist. The Summoning Stone on the other hand, that aligns to the killers faction, so it's really just a capture the flag-type deal.

Originally posted on 2016-05-22 11:49:00

The door still stands in the middle of the battlefield, silent, until Archangel's voice rings through it.
FallenArchangel: The Princess in the tower is hidden far away. But nothing under heaven can keep The Groom at bay.

Something is different about the door. It's color became pure red, and there is a picture engraved in it.


The door unlocks from the inside. Archangel walks out of it, and there is something different about him too. His usually black armor now has red details, and in his right hand is a black sword.

FallenArchangel: I know I should type in purple color, but hey, it doesn't match my current form.
FallenArchangel: Now, now, looks like we have another friend of Alicia here.
FallenArchangel: Welcome, Maria. Don't even ask how I know your name. What you SHOULD ask is how painful will your death be.
FallenArchangel: If you ask really nicely, I may even make it as painless as possible.
FallenArchangel: Alicia, please, if your godmodding powers are THAT weak, don't bring your friends to do YOUR job, and TRAIN until you become more powerful INSTEAD OF THAT.
FallenArchangel: I shouldn't be talking so much. So, Maria, can I start already showing you the Scarlet King's prison?

As soon as he said that, vines of scarlet energy rush through the door and wrap themselves around the Umbral Agressor. Don't even try to get out of them, it won't go well.
The vines rush back inside, carrying Maria with them, and the door closes.

---

We can all agree that what happened inside is completely unspeakable. Let's say that it includes setting Maria's spawn inside so she can't come out, and then killing her in the most horrible ways. And the most painful of them was getting killed by the figure drawn on the door.

---

Archangel walks to the door and unlocks it. Maria falls through it. You can see some changes on her skin, for example a lot of wounds and tattered clothes.
FallenArchangel: So, Maria, did you have a.....
FallenArchangel: ...... bad time?
Baddum-Tss.

He locks the door again and proceeds to stab her 30 times with his sword. In one second. I don't even want to know how did he get that Haste XX effect.

Charges:
Ender Guardian: 9/15
First Seal: 4/15
+1 to Battlefury, +2 to Piono.

Originally posted on 2016-05-22 13:46:00

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1463910752))

Wo-Class Flagship Kai Abyssal summoned. Wo-Class Flagship Kai: 100000/100000 (10000 armor) (Change Of Command: |||||) Her base attack is quite frankly shit. Every turn, she can summon one of each of the following to fight for her. She will automatically prioritize Destroyers if none are present, and starts out with 2 Destroyers accompanying her. Abyssal Fighter Kai: 8000/8000 health, average damage, 30% dodge rate, Aerial Abyssal Dive Bomber Kai: 9000/9000 health, very high damage, attacks do splash damage, cannot hit Aerial targets, Aerial Abyssal Torpedo Bomber Kai: 9000/9000 health, above average damage, attacks do splash damage 15% dodge rate, Aerial Abyssal Destroyer I-Class Kai: 10000/10000 health, 2500 armor, low damage, receives damage in place of Wo-Class if present Change Of Command: Upon use, change random target enemy alignment to PG (even if Wo-Class isn't PG at the time of use)

Hey, isn't that Altar Commons in Pain and Suffering?
XDDDDD
/null

Originally posted on 2016-05-22 15:34:00

@GM, I don't quite understand the Alchemiter.

Act:
Hey, the Destroyer is seriously hard to deal with. I activate the Hyperdeath Emblem for the next attack.
I then see as it went up, and understands the power amplifying effect in DTGS: Acolyte, I then use this information of these class of [whatever] to use my Wand of gravitation to amplify it weight.

5000 tons at start. After 1 exchange,
70 tons. One more exchange,
8.4 tons. My final exchange cube root its weight to
20 kilograms. That's small.

This makes the warship's thrust overpowered against it's weight, thus speeding it out. It sends the warship into the space beyond, crashing with millions of asteroids and whatever. Finally it crashes onto a planet and must use the wreckage to go back. It also becomes Weightless permanently.

spawn() 7/20
dronec1() 1/3

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Items:
Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)

Originally posted on 2016-05-22 15:51:00

-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.



battlefury13: the pain.
battlefury13: nobody can escape it.

battlefury13: as it rages its eternal warpath.
>hyperdeath, use on me, topaz, flagship, piono, and chaos





Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:

Flagship: Murder Maria And Co

Splinter Flagship Crew: Repair the elevator.




pie-godmodder ?/?

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono
1+ to topaz

Originally posted on 2016-05-23 06:36:00

Act:I then, as seeing the Warship reentering the atmosphere to attempt to shoot us, use my Wand of Gravitation to temporarily increase it weight by tetration(Sees the Tetration Function). It then crashes on the earth and through the earth. Then the effect stopped. It then have to cross the core, the magma, the underground to get back up.

spawn() 8/20
dronec1() 2/3

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Items:
Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)

Originally posted on 2016-05-23 09:49:00

@consumer: I agree, the Delta Spear needs nerfing in some form, since it is the only reason why the Splinter Flagship is still standing.
1/6 for plant staff: Demeter's Glory
1 spare charge
15/15 for plant corps (Alicia is gonna summon the beasts, not the spire, right?)
15/15 for plant core
1/15 for spare charge
1/15 for plant spire
+1 to engie, francisco and sunny

15/15 expended,
plant core: 30K health.
15/15 expended:
plant barracks: 30K health.
plant archons:
Sacred Grove: 30K health (summons treants)
Treants:

Will draw up stats in a bit.

Very well then Alicia, I think I'll be keeping a closer eye on the Battlefield from now on though.

Eric spins Hephaestus' Cleaver in circles clearing out a large circle of clear space around himself and Gale, then slams Gaia's Herald on the ground, and a large mound of rock rises up above the ocean of dog.
Platform created. Gale and Eric are the only ones on it currently, they may or may not (probably will) defend it from anyone who tries to muscle their way onto it. It keeps them protected from DoT of the current terrain.
"I guess for right now we're just going to wait, unless you want to head back to the Fortress?"



Originally posted on 2016-05-23 18:52:00

Localised buff choices will be postponed yet again. Anyway, a vote for alchemy upgrades is coming soon.

---

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1463864813))

-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane. Phloginsator && Backburner && Sniper Rifle = Flame Rifle 4/4 Adjusted for what i missed. battlefury13: Wow. Battlefury13: Another fool who thinks that they can just take us on. battlefury13: I give you 3 or 4 rounds before you die. Battlefury13: Trust me,this burning, unending battle... battlefury13: you won;t survive it battlefury13: or change its course. battlefury13: facts are, your now a walking talking corpse. battlefury13: and soon, you might even be on our side. battlefury13: but not in that form. >Activate Annoying Dog. Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" Entity orders: Flagship: Murder Maria And Co Splinter Flagship Crew: Repair the elevator. dog/dog ??? () (12/12) 5+ from "sources" Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/??? 2+ to piono

**Shroud umbralAggressor: oh, you're dog creep.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: i don't wanna be a dog.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: and yes, living a long time is not what i do.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: live fast, die young, leave massive holes in the enemy's defenses.

You activate the Annoying Dog, and become the avatar of Dog.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1463908201))

It's late today, no time for a proper attack. I shall use this post instead to activate my new Spoil! 6/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion. 4/20 Research! +1 to piono, battlefury, ire Noah slams down the sceptre dramatically! When that wasn't dramatic enough, he did it again with at least 120% more dramaticness (and no artificial colours or flavours). Sensing the new dramaticness singularity centred on Noah as worthy, the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom did it's thing! (This is all assuming nothing has changed, otherwise w/e)

You activate the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom, causing 500 Tainted Goombas to rise up, and do your bidding. You take 4 recoil.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1463910752))

...Oh. Hey. A boss. Here. Have a thing that I'm incompatible with. Verdana promptly tosses Maria the Obsidian Chestplate that he got way earlier at the same time as the helmet, then cracks his knuckles dramatically. Glancing over at the Splinter Flagship, he... notices that it's immortal, files a complaint about the Delta Spear and a suggestion that it's effect should start losing duration if repeat-cast on the same entity, then notices that the Summoning Sphere is available. He decides that owning it would be very nice indeed, and promptly walks over to it, then activates the BAD TIMES. Gesturing upwards, gravity flips to his command, sending the Summoning Sphere rocketing into the air... and straight into a passing airborne aircraft carrier, which explodes dramatically, the sphere in the epicenter of the blast. Slowly, the carrier tilts, then plummets out of the sky, drifting to the side and smacking into the ground, exploding once again in another detonation of fireballs and... fireballs. The sphere is pretty much wrecked from all of this. Oh wait, multiple lives. That gives Verdana an idea... which he'll figure out later. As for now Charges: Authority: 15/15 (ACTIVATING) The portal that he summoned earlier flashes, then collapses into itself, exploding outwards in a view-obscuring blast. Once the light fades, and the ear-ringing stops, a tallish humanoid can be seen standing in the center of where the portal was. She's a strange woman, taller than most, kneeling down on the ground as if freshly summoned. Her clothing is black, and somewhat regal-looking, and in one hand, she holds a staff. Adorning her head is a truly magnificent hat, which seems to be almost a container of some kind, tentacle-like appendages drooping down from various segments of the hat. She slowly stands up, leaning on her staff for support. She seems to be glowing with a yellow aura of power, her left eye glowing with blue flames... Wo-Class Flagship Kai Abyssal summoned. Wo-Class Flagship Kai: 100000/100000 (10000 armor) (Change Of Command: |||||) Her base attack is quite frankly shit. Every turn, she can summon one of each of the following to fight for her. She will automatically prioritize Destroyers if none are present, and starts out with 2 Destroyers accompanying her. Abyssal Fighter Kai: 8000/8000 health, average damage, 30% dodge rate, Aerial Abyssal Dive Bomber Kai: 9000/9000 health, very high damage, attacks do splash damage, cannot hit Aerial targets, Aerial Abyssal Torpedo Bomber Kai: 9000/9000 health, above average damage, attacks do splash damage 15% dodge rate, Aerial Abyssal Destroyer I-Class Kai: 10000/10000 health, 2500 armor, low damage, receives damage in place of Wo-Class if present Change Of Command: Upon use, change random target enemy alignment to PG (even if Wo-Class isn't PG at the time of use) The portal is gone, the power invested in opening it having been recycled to empower Wo-Class. There is no sign of it making a return quickly. +3 to Piono

You would deal damage to the Summoning Stone, but it's supposed to be invincible, I just forgot to list that. Crit on next action as mercy. Wo-Class Flagship Kai summoned, alongside two Abyssal Destroyers, although, she's slightly nerfed. Maria happily takes the Chestplate.

And yeah, without the Delta Spear, the Splinter Flagship probably would be dead. How about this: 2 turns of Invulnerablity on the first two casts on a certain entity, 1 turn for the next, and after that, no more casts? Most entities don't last that long, anyway.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1463914181))

8/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion. 6/20 Research! +1 to piono, +1 to battlefury, +1 to engie because there is literally no-one else worth plussing Noah retrieves his computer from- //$614#%1)!!//. Verdana suddenly gets a quick /whisper: The "Summoning Sphere" doesn't exist. The Summoning Stone on the other hand, that aligns to the killers faction, so it's really just a capture the flag-type deal.

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1463921170))

The door still stands in the middle of the battlefield, silent, until Archangel's voice rings through it. FallenArchangel: The Princess in the tower is hidden far away. But nothing under heaven can keep The Groom at bay. Something is different about the door. It's color became pure red, and there is a picture engraved in it. The door unlocks from the inside. Archangel walks out of it, and there is something different about him too. His usually black armor now has red details, and in his right hand is a black sword. FallenArchangel: I know I should type in purple color, but hey, it doesn't match my current form. FallenArchangel: Now, now, looks like we have another friend of Alicia here. FallenArchangel: Welcome, Maria. Don't even ask how I know your name. What you SHOULD ask is how painful will your death be. FallenArchangel: If you ask really nicely, I may even make it as painless as possible. FallenArchangel: Alicia, please, if your godmodding powers are THAT weak, don't bring your friends to do YOUR job, and TRAIN until you become more powerful INSTEAD OF THAT. FallenArchangel: I shouldn't be talking so much. So, Maria, can I start already showing you the Scarlet King's prison? As soon as he said that, vines of scarlet energy rush through the door and wrap themselves around the Umbral Agressor. Don't even try to get out of them, it won't go well. The vines rush back inside, carrying Maria with them, and the door closes. We can all agree that what happened inside is completely unspeakable. Let's say that it includes setting Maria's spawn inside so she can't come out, and then killing her in the most horrible ways. And the most painful of them was getting killed by the figure drawn on the door. Archangel walks to the door and unlocks it. Maria falls through it. You can see some changes on her skin, for example a lot of wounds and tattered clothes. FallenArchangel: So, Maria, did you have a..... FallenArchangel: ...... bad time? Baddum-Tss. He locks the door again and proceeds to stab her 30 times with his sword. In one second. I don't even want to know how did he get that Haste XX effect. Charges: Ender Guardian: 9/15 First Seal: 4/15 +1 to Battlefury, +2 to Piono.

**Shroud umbralAggressor: first, ally told you may name, and i know about the update terminal.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: second, ally could kill all of you if she wanted to.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: the narrative and op scale prevents that, and she's kind of lazy
**Divinity Alicia111: No, I'm not.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: sure.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: you took a long time to deliver since you became an admin, ally.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: finally, friendship.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: it helps get you support.
**Shroud umbralAggressor: knowing each other for a long time kind of makes you do favours for each other without needing to ask for repayment.

You deal 18 damage to Maria's Shroud, before you notice something in your shadow. Maria appears from it, somehow escaping her inter-dimension prison, and drags you into your own shadow, before you 'die' in similar and painful ways for 5 damage.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1463927666))

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1463910752)) Wo-Class Flagship Kai Abyssal summoned. Wo-Class Flagship Kai: 100000/100000 (10000 armor) (Change Of Command: |||||) Her base attack is quite frankly shit. Every turn, she can summon one of each of the following to fight for her. She will automatically prioritize Destroyers if none are present, and starts out with 2 Destroyers accompanying her. Abyssal Fighter Kai: 8000/8000 health, average damage, 30% dodge rate, Aerial Abyssal Dive Bomber Kai: 9000/9000 health, very high damage, attacks do splash damage, cannot hit Aerial targets, Aerial Abyssal Torpedo Bomber Kai: 9000/9000 health, above average damage, attacks do splash damage 15% dodge rate, Aerial Abyssal Destroyer I-Class Kai: 10000/10000 health, 2500 armor, low damage, receives damage in place of Wo-Class if present Change Of Command: Upon use, change random target enemy alignment to PG (even if Wo-Class isn't PG at the time of use) Hey, isn't that Altar Commons in Pain and Suffering? XDDDDD /null

You unfortunately do not own rights to entities that summon entities. It's a pretty basic concept.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1463928714))

@GM, I don't quite understand the Alchemiter. Act: Hey, the Destroyer is seriously hard to deal with. I activate the Hyperdeath Emblem for the next attack. I then see as it went up, and understands the power amplifying effect in DTGS: Acolyte, I then use this information of these class of [whatever] to use my Wand of gravitation to amplify it weight. 5000 tons at start. After 1 exchange, 70 tons. One more exchange, 8.4 tons. My final exchange cube root its weight to 20 kilograms. That's small. This makes the warship's thrust overpowered against it's weight, thus speeding it out. It sends the warship into the space beyond, crashing with millions of asteroids and whatever. Finally it crashes onto a planet and must use the wreckage to go back. It also becomes Weightless permanently. spawn() 7/20 dronec1() 1/3 +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury Items: Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)

You deal 10,000 damage to the Wo-Class Flagship Kai.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1463981780))

-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane. battlefury13: the pain. battlefury13: nobody can escape it. battlefury13: as it rages its eternal warpath. >hyperdeath, use on me, topaz, flagship, piono, and chaos Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" Entity orders: Flagship: Murder Maria And Co Splinter Flagship Crew: Repair the elevator. pie-godmodder ?/? Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/??? 2+ to piono 1+ to topaz

Incarnate of Hyperdeath activated on yourself, Sorodin, the Flagship, Eric, and not Chaos, as you've ran out of people to use it on.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1463993377))

Act:I then, as seeing the Warship reentering the atmosphere to attempt to shoot us, use my Wand of Gravitation to temporarily increase it weight by tetration(Sees the Tetration Function). It then crashes on the earth and through the earth. Then the effect stopped. It then have to cross the core, the magma, the underground to get back up. spawn() 8/20 dronec1() 2/3 +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury Items: Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)

You deal 8,000 damage to Wo-Class Kai, before it levitates up, somewhat due to godmodding, and possible due to Abyssal powers from Kancolle, which as I don't play Kancolle, I can't say.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1464025951))

@consumer: I agree, the Delta Spear needs nerfing in some form, since it is the only reason why the Splinter Flagship is still standing. 1/6 for plant staff: Demeter's Glory 1 spare charge 15/15 for plant corps (Alicia is gonna summon the beasts, not the spire, right?) 15/15 for plant core 1/15 for spare charge 1/15 for plant spire +1 to engie, francisco and sunny 15/15 expended, plant core: 30K health. 15/15 expended: plant barracks: 30K health. plant archons: Sacred Grove: 30K health (summons treants) Treants: Will draw up stats in a bit. Very well then Alicia, I think I'll be keeping a closer eye on the Battlefield from now on though. Eric spins Hephaestus' Cleaver in circles clearing out a large circle of clear space around himself and Gale, then slams Gaia's Herald on the ground, and a large mound of rock rises up above the ocean of dog. Platform created. Gale and Eric are the only ones on it currently, they may or may not (probably will) defend it from anyone who tries to muscle their way onto it. It keeps them protected from DoT of the current terrain. "I guess for right now we're just going to wait, unless you want to head back to the Fortress?" Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 40 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 5 topaz: 56 toast: 40 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 50 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 40 sunnyau: 7 francisco: 2 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You create a platform for yourself and Gale. Alicia gives you the Sacred Grove as another mercy, and likely the last one for a while due to the Narrative enforcing fairness. As I know the stats for these, Plant Barracks and Sacred Grove summoned, as I got the stats for them on #DTG.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Ocean of Dog generates a Generic Dog before applying its damage. The Summoning Stone generates insteunt deaf. It doesn't actually do insteunt deaf, apart from it's special, Angel of Death. It's just an incarnate of overused memes. The Splinter Flagship fires using focus at Maria for 60 Shroud Damage. Maria smiles, and tendrils surround the Splinter Flagship. It's dead, as soon as it loses its invulnerablity. It's crew fix the elevator. The_Topazian, while Battlefury has given me a few ideas, I'd also like your input on the Spoil. VerdanaMustDie and AliciasExecution stab a Mecha-Terror Spider for 3 damage. The Dirt Golem smashes into Maria for 5 shroud damage, and the Dogs follow up with a further 10 damage. insteunt deaf stabs Chris-Chan's Barrier. Moldlarg absorbs some of Punchy for 6,000 damage. demonologist further heals Eric for 3 HP, and the Tainted Goombas finish off Maria's shroud.

The Mecha Terrors stab Battlefury for 2 damage, Ebony uses both actions to cast a restoration spell on Maria, causing her shroud to slowly regenerate. Chris-Chan punches the Generic Dog into oblivion, while Punchy punches the Dirt Golem into another realm, forcing the Anti-Godmodders to lose their entity advantage. The Abomination eats the Turtle Dog, allowing Wo-Class Kai to fire a cannon at sunnyau for 1 damage. She's not literally a ship, just the soul of a dead ship, and anyway, saying that a girl should way 5000 tons before being compressed is rude. Finally, umbralAggressor sees sunnyau, and checks his stats. Hasn't died once on this server. She decides that it's time to fix that, and stabs straight through him, causing him to instantly die, before hitting Battlefury for 2 damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before seeing that the Splinter Flagship deals 60k per turn due to Hyperdeath, and should have died if it wasn't for the Flagship being invincible. Alicia decides to not allow it to live a happy life much longer, and Curses it. Hard. It now deals half damage, until the end of it's short life span.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Claim the Summoning Stone, otherwise the PG entity advantage will become massive.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Ocean of Dog (Anti-Godmodder Dogs spawn every turn, non-Dogs take low, armour piercing damage. This includes players, which also includes Battlefury.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE
Hyperdeath Emblem (Invokable once, and only once by every non-Conflict entity and player.) IIIIII



[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 11/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP),
[AG] battlefury13: 8/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Hyperdeath: II, Avatar of Dog: III
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 2/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: IIII, /ban FWY-Mech: I, 25% chance to miss next action., Hyperdeath: II
[AG] sunnyau: 0/20 HP
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 5/20 HP

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 13/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Hyperdeath: II
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 5/20 HP, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 5% resistance to integrity damage, 55,200 Research, Severely harms Noah's killer on death.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 16/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet)

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] Mountain: 415,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 11,000/50,000 HP (x4), Master: The_Topazian [AG], Summons entities every turn, Invulnerablity: I

[AG-BOSS] Splinter Flagship: Core: 11,000/200,000 HP, [b]70% INTEGRITY, (t)riple splin(t)er: II, splin(t)er swarm: II, (t)ree©hop: IIIIIII, Invulnerablity: I[/b], Hyperdeath: II, Cursed.
[AG-PL] VerdanaMustDie: 13/25 HP, Triggered: III, Invulnerablity: I
[AG-PL] AliciasExecution: 20/25 HP, Executioner: III
[AG] insteunt deaf: 30,000/30,000 HP, Angel of Death: III
[AG] Moldlarg: 34,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Absorbs killed enemies.

[N] demonologist: 23/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour
[N] Platform: 20,000/20,000 HP, Stops demonologist and Eric from taking damage from the Ocean of Dog.
[N] Tainted Goombas: 200/200 HP (x500)

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 9/16 HP, 14/16 HP, Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: III
[PG] Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: 100,400/175,000 HP, Double-Action.
[PG] Chris-Chan Sonichu: 69,200/200,000 HP, Double-Action, Chaotic Combo: III, Enforcement: III
[PG] Punchy Sonichu: 69,000/80,000 HP
[PG] The Mob Abomination: 108,000/120,000 HP, The Execution: III, The Horde: III, The Dragon: III
[PG] Wo-Class Flagship Kai: 61,000/80,000 HP, Has 2 Armour, Change of Command: IIII
Abyssal Destroyer I-Class Kai: 8,000/8,000 HP (x2), 2,000 Damage Reduction, Guarding Wo-Class Kai.
[BOSS] umbralAggressor/Maria: 75/75 HP, Has 1 Armour (+1 from Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate), 100% Retribution Chance, 0% Shroud + Shroud Regeneration (5%), Disappearance: II, Complete Darkness: IIII, Leader: IIII, Void: IIIII.

[GM] Alicia111: 40/50 HP

[THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP]
(t)elepor(t)er de©k
[AG] Elevator: Heavily broken, but allowing entry to the weapons deck.

weapons de©k
[01] Corrupted Saber: 35,000/35,000 HP, Wheel of Time: III

[AG] Splinter Turrets: 10,000/15,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Mann Co. Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Anti-Tank Chairs: 5,000/10,000 HP, 10,000/10,000 HP, Crits Tanks.
[AG] Possessed Chairs: 3,000/3,000 HP (x9)

shield gen. room
Player cap of 2.
[AG] Backup Caller: 10,000/15,000 HP
[AG] Shield Generator: 10,000/10,000 HP
[AG] Possessed Chair: 4,000/4,000 HP (x3)

(t)hrone room
[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 136,666/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG] Splinter Cannon: 10,000/40,000 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x1080)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x37), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1290)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x37), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x960), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x32), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x540), Airborn, Evasive (40%).
[N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x10), Airborn, Pickup: II
[N] Plant Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, 50/50 HP (x30)
[N] Sacred Grove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x1), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: IIIII
[N] Plant Core: 30,000/30,000 HP Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x13), Golden Demopan: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War][IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIIIII] Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom (Lv. 4): RECHARGING!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]

Originally posted on 2016-05-23 19:32:00

9/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion.
7/20 Research!

+s in next post, because this one was editted into existence.

Out of creativity today.

Noah peforms a one-man play of a dog-themed version of Romeo and Juliet. As the performances reaches it's climax and (spoilers) Noah dies as Romeo AND Juliet at the same time using time shenanigans (which doesn't cause a paradox, and is how this entire play had been working from the start), the dogs in the Ocean of Dog cheer and toss Noah many dog-shaped roses. He eats them all in mid-air, healing him, and the dogs refuse to damage him during the EoTB for being in the ocean of dog.

The Tainted Goombas toss themselves towards Chris-Chan with absolute recklessness.

A while back, I made an alchemy upgrade called the Spirit Reviser in TCF. It remade the item with the same form, but different abilities. The example I gave was Resonance (a katana with immense power over Air and Sound) ~~ Water = Pulse (still a katana, but with power over Water and perhaps Sonar??). As a result, these alchemies had a slightly reduced charge time.

A different one which Tazz made, which is based off mine (IIRC), had a similar, but opposite effect: It would keep the abilities of the alchemy, but change the form of it, again with a slightly reduced charge time.

I suggest the latter, the Reformatter, be added as an alchemy upgrade.

Originally posted on 2016-05-23 22:34:00

Same. I'll PM you possible stats for the Spoil.

Originally posted on 2016-05-23 22:53:00

Will post later

Considering the absurd size of the fortress, can we just say "yeah no its fucking immortal" at this point

Originally posted on 2016-05-23 23:50:00

Charges:
Raptor: 1 / 10 (Class: Entity)
Glitch Residue && Pike = ??? (lvl ?)
+1 to Sunny, Battlefury, Toast

Character:
HP: 10
Glitch Shielding: 12 (Deals damage to those who damage it.)
Passives: 1 GS Regen

Action:
I attempt to make the alchemy listed above.

Anyway, I decide to use the majesty of YOGG-SARON on Chris-Chan Sonichu! I do this by casually playing down a card. The wheels start turning, and a grand total of 15 random spells are flung out in Chris's general direction. With that free crit I get.

BEAR TRAP: A bear pops out of nowhere, and starts mauling Chris-Chan! It's just a bear, though. Sure, it's really good at getting his attention due to Taunt, but hey, it's just a bea-
BOLSTER: The bear, due to having Taunt, suddenly gets stronger as it mauls Chris Chan.
FIREBALL: A Fireball then flies out of the skies, igniting both Chris-Chan and the bear. Somehow, the bear doesn't take any damage from the flames, and is now a flaming mauling bear.
FORBIDDEN RITUAL: I don't have any MP. Nothing happens.
DEMONFUSE: A random entity that resembles a demon is suddenly buffed. This doesn't aid to Chris-Chan's beatdown.
HEROIC STRIKE: I suddenly gain a bunch of raw power, and leap over and punch Chris-Chan Sonichu a few miles in a random direction. The bear catches up to him, and keeps attacking him as more spells fly out.
CONE OF COLD: A blast of freezing wind encompasses both Chris-Chan and the bear; Chris-Chan is frozen, while the bear manages to not freeze, due to being on fire. It's just a normal, buff bear now.
FLAMESTRIKE: Suddenly, everything within 50 meters of Chris-Chan ignites, including Chris-Chan himself. This kills the bear, causing a random person emotional grief.
JOURNEY BELOW: I discover an Unearthed Raptor. I don't have any MP, so it's not like I can summon it or anything.
RENOUNCE DARKNESS: I proceed to renounce my darkness. However, being a glitch isn't really darkness, so nothing happens.
BLOOD TO ICHOR: Suddenly, ichor begins oozing out of Chris-Chan's body! It manifests into a slime, which begins to maul him in the bear's place.
HUNTER'S MARK: The slime's HP is reduced to 1. That didn't work out.
ARCANE EXPLOSION: Chris-Chan is launched towards the battlefield via method of explosion. This blast disintegrates the slime.
ELEMENTAL DESTRUCTION: A massive burst of lighting then explodes Chris-Chan, but also overloads me; I won't be able to perform a second action this turn.
SHADOW STRIKE: Yogg-Saron, somehow not getting injured by all the spells, self-targets and commits suicide with this last spell. Thanks, Yogg.

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 01:37:00

-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.


Consumer you forgot to edit rewards in.
I;m bored.

So i pour boredom on Maria.

Which turns into a bear.
a flaming, star bear.
that rips her to shreds

then 5555 anvils fail
but as they fail

they reveal the new fnaf game

millions of fanboys trample maria

then a dog flys in

and rolls the dice of doom

the dice of worlds end

the dice of death

a paradox dice

finally, a rock falls on her.

it wasnt effective,
so i tossed in some tnt.

but i got bored, and soon, i was tossing biome busters.

i then continued to inflate this attack

til bloons poped out of thin air

and attack maria.

from the light emerged one of blinding light:
the shadows ran from the white death

and atlough the one of light died
the shadowed faded.

weakened.

then, dogs came from the woodworks

they clawed off her face

and fed her to a bigger dog

who ate her
again

and again

and again

but that was boring too

just like this stupid writing style

so i just tossed a few rare pepes at her.

they imploded into doges,

which chased her down,

and memed here on the spot.




Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:

Flagship: Murder Maria And Co

Splinter Flagship Crew: Repair the elevator.




pie-godmodder ?/?

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono
1+ to topaz

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 04:44:00

10/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion.
9/20 Research! (+1 from ire)

+2 to ire, piono and battlefury (doubled because I hadn't put these in my last post)

Probably will end up dunking myself.

In fact, I think I will.

Noah dunks himself...
onto the previously undunked Chris-Chan.

Chris-Chan finds himself completely embodied by the spirit of getting dunked by dunked dunkers.

For some unknown reason, he hears the sound of a train, but thats another story.

Originally posted on 2016-05-24 05:40:00