...engie?
Did you not miss the part where we just chewed out francisco for gratuitous unnecessary cursing?
I get that you've been popping words in here and there, but seriously.
That's enough.
Hopefully this concludes the need to use mod editing privileges, and hopefully this also doesn't constitute me abusing my powers.
But please don't push me, I'm having a bad year.


He then carefully picks up the Tainted King Bowser, and very carefully throws him into a Little Inferno furnace. Which promptly incinerates Bowser in seconds through the power of videogame bullshittery.

Charges:
Project Abyss: 11/15
Authority: 7/15 (+1 from latedop, +1 from piono)

+3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-05-19 14:23:00

@francisco: thank you for the censoring. I don't really like cursing too much, but people don't like being told off for cursing, so it sort of balances out most of the time.
@engie: If you haven't noticed me editing your post above, you are not exempt to the "cut down on the excessive cursing" point.
Please engie, it does not add any character depth to Verdana, it just makes reading their dialogue really annoying.
14/15 for spare charge
14/15 for air renovations
+1 to sunny, toast and engie

Eric is still busy supplying air support in the form of lots of fireballs to the face of Bowser, but Verdana receives a little message.
Oh yeah, and your melodrama about the Conflict?
Very nice, noble yadda yadda yadda, blowing up the Conflict.
Fine, you go ahead and try that, since apparently it's willing to let suicidal morons like you live for extended periods of time.
And then Verdana feels himself being lifted into the air by his head.
I'm not impressed by your "live demonstration" though.
What part of "stay away from the Fortress" did you not understand?
Was it the part where I disabled all of your powers and then punted you like a ragged old football?
Whatever force is holding Verdana shakes him about for a bit.
Because I can do that again if you'd like.
However, since we currently have a common enemy, I'd like to focus your aggression into the ones you already hate: the self-professed agents of the Conflict.
But since past experience has taught me not to trust you to stay focused...
The force gently sets Verdana down on the ground.
And suddenly powerful energy is coursing through his body, he falls over, his vision blacking out for a second.
I've decided to implement a three-strike policy. This is strike one, and if strike two is bad enough, you won't get a strike three.
Engie now has the permanent debuff: First Strike. It'll be removed... eventually.
Alternatively, he'll escalate and learn what happens when he hits strike three.



Originally posted on 2016-05-19 17:00:00

Alright... excessive cursing, or cursing in general, isn't against the rules here, so please don't edit other people's posts due to its existence. That being said, you probably shouldn't excessively curse, and GMs of forum games can feel free to ban (excessive) cursing in their threads.

Expect updates to the rules within a few days, if not today.

Originally posted on 2016-05-19 17:42:00

+1 piono not used(stored to next turn)
Agree. Loads of swearing is in all places, if not everywhere.
/null

Originally posted on 2016-05-19 18:01:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1463514916))

8/15 for spare charge 8/15 for air renovations +1 to sunny, engie and battlefury Eric sails through the air. "See? THIS is why I don't like you hijacking me. You always land me in some sort of trouble and then leave me to get out of it." Stop whining. I always get you out of it if you can't handle it yourself. "Almost always in a worse place than if I-" Hold that thought please. "...Why do I have to put up with this?" Eric activates elemental mastery... See, fortunately for him, Eric is now packing a fair amount of air magic, so Verdana launching him skyward won't  result in him plastered across the ground. Several large, flaming rocks smash into bowser from behind. It just means that Eric's now providing close air support. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 32 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 5 topaz: 56 toast: 32 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 35 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 40 sunnyau: 2 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You activate Elemental Manipulation, which I change to Elemental Mastery as that's what you've named it, and deal a critical 24,000 damage to the Tainted King.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1463520218))

Here is a small action: I vote AliciasExecution and VerdanaMustDie's Special so these must do devestating attacks on them Sadly like the Acolyte Session, I will be less likely to post here because I need to focus on bigger projects at this time. (That is the Hiatus)

You vote for AE and VMD's specials.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1463547694))

Charges: oops(): 5 / 5 (+1, Sunny) (Class: ATTACK Glitch Residue && Pike = ??? (lvl ?) +1 to Sunny, Battlefury, Toast Character: HP: 10 Glitch Shielding: 12 (Deals damage to those who damage it.) Passives: 1 GS Regen Action: Chaos promptly walks towards Chris-Chan Sonichu, holding a knife. It's a very dangerous looknig knife, covered in little hooks and spider venom, which is so deadly that it corrodes the very blade. Chaos then breaks into a sprint, and attempts to stab Chris-Chan Sonichu. However, midsprint, he trips and falls, the knife stabbing him in the head. cc: oops. CHARGE EXPENDED: oops() The knife happens to be a sacrificial knife, and Chaos just happened to die in a pentagram. Dark energies rise out of the circle, giving birth to a massive glitchy devil. It surges forth, grabbing CCSC (Chris-Chan SonicChu) and slamming him on the ground a few times, before flinging him into the air. It then jumps up, ascending faster than him, and smashes him straight into the ground. A small crater appears at the site of the impact. The devil slams down at the crater, cratering the crater, making a bigger crater because physics. Glitch fluids then spew out of the demon's mouth, filling the crater. The fluid tears away at CCSC's flesh, corrupting it, then corrupting the corruption, and so on, so forth. The demon is affected too, but this only increases its' deadliness, giving it massive blades for arms! It stabs CCSC inside the fluid, allowing him to get corrupted even more. Eventually, the demon tires of this "game", and flies away. Chaos respawns, if possible.

You deal 33,000 damage to Chris-Chan Sonichu.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1463553070))

14/15 Gold 'n' Loot (+3 from ire, GM and piono) 14/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode.(+1 from GM) +1 in the bank +1 to piono, topaz, ire Violin Bow (the thing you would use to play the violin) && Steel Sword = The Artisan's Blade - (Level 3 - 3/4) Magic Dagger (from Terraria) && Broken Pocketwatch = Slipstream (Level ? - 1/?) Basically its an indestructable dagger that travels through time, meaning you can throw many at the same time. Noah returns from the AFK Zone and begins walking back to the battlefield.

Magic Dagger && Broken Pocketwatch = Slipstream (Level 4: 1/5)

Welcome back.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1463564161))

Hmm. I pull out my brand new Gravity Wand and as Chris-Chan Sonichu is slipping to Ire's attack, pulls him and slamming it right into Ebony! The front and back waves are then recollected as energy and is charged into all AG Entities. spawn() 3/15 +1 Ire +1 piono Alchemiter Lv5 3/7 +1 Ire +1 piono +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury Items: Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)

You deal 6,000 damage to Chris-Chan and Ebony Way. You also make the AG entities feel slightly stronger, not enough to make any difference.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1463574878))

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Verdana doesn't even bother giving stevei a proper response, outside of waving a hand and manipulating Distortion-element power to forcibly shapeshift him into a portaloo. ACTUALLY, IT'D BE THE BEST RESULT FOR THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE! I'LL EXPLAIN LATER! Charges: Project Abyss: 10/15 (+2 from Alicia) Authority: 4/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) +3 to Piono

You deal 3 damage to stevei, before he unshapeshifts.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1463578482))

Fallen Archangel sees what he did has failed, so he again mutters that phase and adds those charges. Dank text of dankness FallenArchangel: Now, Verdana, can I ask you something? FallenArchangel: Just shut up for once. FallenArchangel: Yes, the more powerful ones can do whatever they want. But that does not mean the weaker ones won't attack back. FallenArchangel: And do you know what YOU actually are? FallenArchangel: You are a Gorillaing egoist. Seriously, for every Gorillaing action you are the best Gorilla there is. In every Gorillaing turn you always succeed. FallenArchangel: But you know what? You are going to Gorillaing die for once, and then your only rights will be to cry, and nobody will come, and then GorillaING JINGLE ALL THE GorillaING WAY FOR HOW MUCH TIME YOU WANT, YOU ARE NOT GETTING POWERFUL AGAIN UNTIL YOU GorillaING TRAIN FROM A GorillaING NOBODY! FallenArchangel: Alicia, don't even try to activate the spam filter, I made my messages ineffective to them. FallenArchangel: Also, Verdana, stop using a black background with blue letters in your messages, it's just Gorillaing annoying. FallenArchangel: So, tl;dr, Gorilla you Verdana. With that being said, he summons a Godmodding Inc. brand bananabus. He takes out the engine, removes the chairs and cuts out the floor, but leaves the wheels as they are. Some time afterwards, 50 fast athletes spawn inside it. Archangel points out at Verdana. FallenArchangel: Flintstone that Gorilla into him. Then, he reveals that someone, while he was in a cafe at /spawn, switched out his drink for an extra-alcoholic beer, and he didn't notice it, so the dankness consumed him. So, using that as an idea, he gives Alicia a cup of hot chocolate that is secretly drugged. Because, no-one denies hot chocolate. Charges: Ender Guardian: 6/15 (+1 from piono) First seal: 1/15 Sorry, I got tired of my "read everything you see" habit forcing me to have to see that stupid pile of crap every time I scrolled past, so I got rid of it. It's all still there, but jeez. My eyes hurt after that. Have some respect, please. ~Piono EDIT: Censored the post. Thanks for info.

You run the bananabus into Verdana for 1 damage, grazing him despite being in the air. Shortly afterwards, a note spawns in your inventory, with goldenrod writing.
Godmodding Inc. would not like noobs using the Godmodding Inc. logo, as it tarnishes the brand's reputation.

Alicia drinks your hot chocolate, and stays awake.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1463584107))

@Francisco, although allies, post fully written in foul language is SERIOUSLY hard to read. Act: A yellow beam rises again, and disappeared. Out of it pops the Alchemiter. I then pull out Health Potions and drink them. spawn() 6/15 +1 Ire +1 piono (EDIT: Seen different cursing, this thing might benefit from enemy cursing and weaken by ally cursing, why not?!!!) Alchemiter Lv5 7/7 +1 Ire +1 piono +1 GM (Deploying) +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury Items: Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)

You heal yourself for 3 HP.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1463600712))

/placeholder: Okay francisco. Normally I'm the one who's standing up for you when people are repeatedly facepalming over your antics. Cut the cursing. It impressed NOBODY.

Addressed in NumberSoup's response.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1463610605))

/null *urge to edit post to censor it intensifies*

Piono beat you to that.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1463622141))

15/15 Gold 'n' Loot DONE! 15/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode. DONE! +1 in the bank +1 to piono, topaz, ire Violin Bow (the thing you would use to play the violin) && Steel Sword = The Artisan's Blade - (Level 3 - 4/4) DONE! From the intricate handle, the sword splits. One side has the long, taut string of a violin bow, the other the sharp edge of a sword. While not strictly practical, it can be just as useful playing music as slashing foes. Magic Dagger (from Terraria) && Broken Pocketwatch = Slipstream (Level ? - 2/?) Basically its an indestructable dagger that travels through time, meaning you can throw many at the same time with no foreseeable consequences. Noah activates his two charges! I GUESS ITS ABOUT THIS TIME THAT I SHOULD EXPLODE EXPENDED! Noah pops open his computer and opens some code he had been working on. >last_words~ath [ import author (noah); ~ATH(noah)  ( )  EXECUTE(LAST_WORDS); noah.DIE(); ] He compiles it, places th- //#̘̹q͑͋̌̊͑̀p͖̹̤͍̂g̞̞͚͚ͭő͉̰̲̰̘͛͋̇̌͂l̫̗͍̭̲̫̎%̜̞̱̞͖̩̄̇ͩ͒̾ͭ*͍ͬͯͧ̎̚*͚̭ͩ̉̈́̑k̺̣̣͙̯̘͙͂̿̓̓̃͒̐!̦̬͙̳̍̄̉̅ͅw͔̤̹ͭ̚o͍̗̰͔͉̰̎ͨ̆̎ͤ̚pͯ́ͬ"͔͖͓̬̙̮̹̏@̥̿ͅ// then locks it tight. Now killing him would be inadvisable to say the least. In other words, Noah would basically murder anyone/anything that dealt the final blow. Now... GOLD 'N' LOOT EXPENDED! Suddenly, it occurs to everyone that the Gold 'n' Loot charge actually had nothing to do with Gold, Loot, or the Golden Lute. It was merely a placeholder name. A gash forms in the sky, which widens with purple energy- obviously the Void. From it, YET ANOTHER League reference floats out- Vel'Koz, a purple floating eye with tentacles. It lasers Noah, then floats back into the Void. Noah finds that although his hair and clothes are singed, he doesn't feel pain. Rather, he feels... Smarter? He now has the ability to analyze targets as they take damage, how they take it, and is able to apply this knowledge to improve other entities. Whenever he deals damage, Noah gains [damage] Research. Whenever Noah kills a target, he gains an additional 5000 Research. Noah can expend Research to give additional stats or abilities to an entity based on how much was expended (balance at your discretion), and loses 1/2 of his Research upon death. It can also be used to upgrade his ~ATH code. I guess Noah is still walking.

You begin walking to the Battlefield, gain a levelling system and also deal high damage to things that kill you.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1463664196))

...engie? Did you not miss the part where we just chewed out francisco for gratuitous unnecessary cursing? I get that you've been popping words in here and there, but seriously. That's enough. Hopefully this concludes the need to use mod editing privileges, and hopefully this also doesn't constitute me abusing my powers. But please don't push me, I'm having a bad year. pay attention please engie Three things. Firstly, I've already died a fuckload of times. Go look back through the thread, you'll see the moments that show that I die whenever I run out of health. And then respawn. Secondly, HOW DO YOU THINK I BECAME THIS POWERFUL? I sure as shit didn't do it by sitting on my ass on some random fucking toilet all day long! And third- Verdana pauses to gravity himself into the air, where the flintstonemobile logically wouldn't be able to get to. He takes a moment to flip it off, too, seeing the entire Flintstones as an outdated meme that has ridiculous popularity on Soundcloud. Thirdly... fuck you, I do what I want when it comes to my text appearance. This is how I speak, and if I change it, I change how I am. Unless you WOULD rather deal with me at my most bloodthirsty? He then carefully picks up the Tainted King Bowser, and very carefully throws him into a Little Inferno furnace. Which promptly incinerates Bowser in seconds through the power of videogame bullshittery. Charges: Project Abyss: 11/15 Authority: 7/15 (+1 from latedop, +1 from piono) +3 to Piono

You deal 12,000 damage to Bowser.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1463673642))

@francisco: thank you for the censoring. I don't really like cursing too much, but people don't like being told off for cursing, so it sort of balances out most of the time. @engie: If you haven't noticed me editing your post above, you are not exempt to the "cut down on the excessive cursing" point. Please engie, it does not add any character depth to Verdana, it just makes reading their dialogue really annoying. 14/15 for spare charge 14/15 for air renovations +1 to sunny, toast and engie Eric is still busy supplying air support in the form of lots of fireballs to the face of Bowser, but Verdana receives a little message. Oh yeah, and your melodrama about the Conflict? Very nice, noble yadda yadda yadda, blowing up the Conflict. Fine, you go ahead and try that, since apparently it's willing to let suicidal morons like you live for extended periods of time. And then Verdana feels himself being lifted into the air by his head. I'm not impressed by your "live demonstration" though. What part of "stay away from the Fortress" did you not understand? Was it the part where I disabled all of your powers and then punted you like a ragged old football? Whatever force is holding Verdana shakes him about for a bit. Because I can do that again if you'd like. However, since we currently have a common enemy, I'd like to focus your aggression into the ones you already hate: the self-professed agents of the Conflict. But since past experience has taught me not to trust you to stay focused... The force gently sets Verdana down on the ground. And suddenly powerful energy is coursing through his body, he falls over, his vision blacking out for a second. I've decided to implement a three-strike policy. This is strike one, and if strike two is bad enough, you won't get a strike three. Engie now has the permanent debuff: First Strike. It'll be removed... eventually. Alternatively, he'll escalate and learn what happens when he hits strike three. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 32 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 5 topaz: 56 toast: 34 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 41 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 40 sunnyau: 4 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You threaten Verdana. This does not apply a debuff to him.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1463676178))

Alright... excessive cursing, or cursing in general, isn't against the rules here, so please don't edit other people's posts due to its existence. That being said, you probably shouldn't excessively curse, and GMs of forum games can feel free to ban (excessive) cursing in their threads. Expect updates to the rules within a few days, if not today.

My main response to the excessive swearing things is what NumberSoup thread. Apart from the censor and mark over PG-13 text, and try to keep it under PG-13, excessive swearing is not against the forums, or P&S's rules, not that there's many reasons to swear after every other word.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1463677316))

+1 piono not used(stored to next turn) Agree. Loads of swearing is in all places, if not everywhere. /null

#onehundredandeleven

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
I would like to remind everyone that they have a single usage of a free crit. Anyway, more Tainted Goombas and Koopas arrive, guarding Bowser. The Tainted King flicks Chaos, causing him to be obliterated, before rolling into Eric for 3 damage. The Shell of Taint activates Thaumaturge's Nightmare, moves next to the Anti-Godmodders, and explodes. 10,000 damage to the entire faction, as well as Flux Poison. The Summoners, and Bugs of Death both fail to dodge, and die without knowing why the Summoners, despite being one person, has a plural name. The Tainted Goombas rush the Flagship for 10,000 damage and the Tainted Koopas roll into the Summoning Stone for another 10,000 damage. stevei and B1NARY work together to kill the Spooky Scary Skeleton. The Spooped Souls also move onto the afterlife.

The Summoning Stone summons a Bedrock Golem. The Splinter Flagship activates (t)riple splin(t)er on the Tainted King, stevei, and B1NARY for 12,000 damage each. VerdanaMustDie puts a note on Verdana's back stating his surprise on not noticing him. It explodes for 1 damage. AliciasExecution fixes up the Splinter Flagship for 10,000 HP. The Octet rolls a 34, and deals 6,800 damage to Chris-Chan Sonichu. The Bedrock Golem smashes into a Mecha Terror Spider for 1 damage. demonologist throws a Scythe at stevei for 3 damage.

The Mecha Terror Spiders kill 40 Tainted Goombas, and 20 Tainted Koopas. Ebony gives Chris-Chan a 10,000 HP Barrier, before blasting FallenArchangel for 3 damage. Chris-Chan is too lazy to activate his specials, and simply smacks Bowser and the Flagship for 10,000 damage. The Mob Abomination is still not particularly well after eating B1NARY, and stabs tendrils into the Tainted Goombas, destroying all of them.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before fixing Chris-Chan's laziness getting him offed before he activates his specials by using godmodding to create a Barrier, making him invulnerable for this turn.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides, as well as controlling your entities into submission.
[ALL]: Destroy the Tainted King fast. Very, very, very fast.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Claim the Summoning Stone, otherwise the PG entity advantage will become massive.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Tainted Castle (Summons corrupted members of the Koopa Troop, and heals the Tainted King and his subjects slightly.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE
Hyperdeath Emblem (Invokable once, and only once by every non-Conflict entity and player.) IIIIII



[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 1/10 HP, 0/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP), 25% chance to miss next action.
[AG] battlefury13: 11/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 7/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: IIII, /ban FWY-Mech: II, 25% chance to miss next action.
[AG] sunnyau: 9/20 HP
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 17/20 HP
[AG] ashkantsr: 0/20 HP

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 9/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet)

[01-BOSS] The Tainted King, Bowser: 135,200/250,000 HP, Double-Action, Shellshock: II, A Destroyed Kingdom: III, Children of the Conflict: IIIII, Devour the World: IIIIIII
Shell of Taint: 200,000/200,000 HP, Flux Hivemind: III, Thaumaturge's Nightmare: III, Seperate from Bowser.
Arms of Darkness: 0/50,000 HP (x2), Midnight: III, The World Goes Black: III.
[01] Tainted Goombas: 200/200 HP (x0)
[01] Tainted Koopas: 400/400 HP (x30), Turn into Tainted Koopa Shells on death.
[01] Tainted Koopa Shells (x20): Kickable, although they don't seem as safe.
[01] stevei: 15/75 HP (x2), Airship 2.0: III, corruptio sequi: IIII
[01] B1NARY: 74/77 HP, PR0JECT10N: III, H0ST 0F THE M1SS1NG G0DS: IIII.

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII

[???] Mountain: 415,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 26,000/50,000 HP (x4), Master: The_Topazian [AG], Summons entities every turn, Claimable by an Anti-Godmodder.

[AG-BOSS] Splinter Flagship: Core: 43,000/200,000 HP, [b]70% INTEGRITY, (t)riple splin(t)er: II, splin(t)er swarm: II, (t)ree©hop: IIIIIII[/b]
[AG-PL] VerdanaMustDie: 14/25 HP, Triggered: III
[AG-PL] AliciasExecution: 22/25 HP, Executioner: III
[AG] Octet of Death: 28,000/38,000 HP
[AG] Bedrock Golem: 10,000/10,000 HP, Has 5 Armour.

[N] demonologist: 24/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 15/16 HP, 16/16 HP, Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: III
[PG] Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: 143,000/175,000 HP, Double-Action.
[PG] Chris-Chan Sonichu: 60,200/200,000 HP, Barrier: 10,000/10,000 HP, Invulnerable this turn, Double-Action, Chaotic Combo: III, Enforcement: III
[PG] The Mob Abomination: 120,000/120,000 HP, The Execution: III, The Horde: III, The Dragon: III

[GM] Alicia111: 43/50 HP

[THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP]
(t)elepor(t)er de©k
[AG] Elevator: Heavily broken, but allowing entry to the weapons deck.

weapons de©k
[01] Corrupted Saber: 35,000/35,000 HP, Wheel of Time: III

[AG] Splinter Turrets: 10,000/15,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Mann Co. Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Anti-Tank Chairs: 5,000/10,000 HP, 10,000/10,000 HP, Crits Tanks.
[AG] Possessed Chairs: 3,000/3,000 HP (x9)

shield gen. room
Player cap of 2.
[AG] Backup Caller: 10,000/15,000 HP
[AG] Shield Generator: 10,000/10,000 HP
[AG] Possessed Chair: 4,000/4,000 HP (x3)

(t)hrone room
[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 136,666/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG] Splinter Cannon: 10,000/40,000 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 6/20 HP, Has 1 Armour (Glitch Stabliser), 5% resistance to integrity damage, 0 Research, Severely the killer on death.

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x900)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x30), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1110)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x32), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x780), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x26), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x350), Airborn, Evasive (40%).
[N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x4), Airborn, Pickup: II
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x11), Golden Demopan: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-05-19 19:33:00

>Chaos: Question why you didn't die from your attack, then respawn.
If I didn't die, I simply use a generic object attack on Chris-Chan Sonichu.

Originally posted on 2016-05-19 21:12:00

3/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion. (+2 from bank and piono)
1/10 Avast!

+1 to piono, topaz, ire

Magic Dagger (from Terraria) && Broken Pocketwatch = Slipstream (Level 4 - 3/5)

Inventory:


Noah tossed a ball of green fire into the mouth of the tainted king.

This seemed to achieve absolutely nothing. In response, Bowser sent a breath of now-green fire towards Noah, but rather than burning him to a crisp...

...the emerald embers sealed his wounds and began to heal him.

Bowser proceeded to take some cough drops and fix the issue so it wasn't permanent.

Originally posted on 2016-05-20 00:10:00

-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.



Phloginsator && Backburner && Sniper Rifle = Flame Rifle 2/4


HYPERDEATH ACTIVATED.
dog/dog ??? () (12/12) 5+ from "sources" I combine this with hyperdeath to make this attack a supercrit, with anything in excess of what is needed to boost the crit power going to adding charged damage.
In progress.

Dog in progess. pleas await dog

Dog loading...
Dog loading...
Dog loading...

You are stuck at this stupid loading screen waiting for this attack to load. When suddenly, the loading screen tragically crushs B1nary. Dozen of dogs spew out of the words, ready to cause some pain. They quickly toss globs of Dog Residue at Browser. The Dog Energy within the residue disrupts his taint as the Dog attempts to take over his body.

battlefury13: hold on, we need more dogs.
In order to aquire more dogs, i summon 5000 Dog Replicators. They produce dogs at one per second, from the fabric of reality (aka thin air), into dogmatter. More and more dogs flow into browser. I then decide that we don't have enough dog machine, and decided to square them.

Square them, as in the math term.
5000 x 5000 =
5000 x 100 = 500,000
500 x 500 = 2,500,000
Therefore, 5000x5000 = 25,000,000 Dog Replicators.
Or 25,000,000 dogs per second.

Millions of dogs fly into browser. From his body, emerge strange structures, fusions of dog and taint. The structures pour unto the ground, rapidly expanding along with the dog....

Browser himself, meanwhile, is in the middle of a perfectly epic battle for his mind, but is rudely interrupted by a massive wave of dog. He attempts to dismiss the excess dog, but in doing so, is distracted from the dog attacking his mind....
battlefury13: a fatal mistake. For him.

...The taint and dog alike spreads unto the ground, easily tainting and dogging it. Massive dog and taint structures emerge from the land, hostile to all. From those structures, Koopa's of taint, and dogs of, well, dog, emerge, readly to consume the landscape.

The dogs and koopas charge towards the Conflict side of the battlefield, awaiting a good fight...

...Finally, the dogs crush the last vestige of Browser, and size control over his body, fusing unholy taint with universe-ending dog. Browser, in his final moments, attempts to control the dog/taint fusion, only to learn that he cannot command it: The dogs, are, after all, loyal to their Lord of Dog....

...The Dogs quickly fire Dog Beams at the tainted Koopa's loyal to The Tainted King. They continue this opening volley by fusing into horrible abominations that tear apart whatever pathetic force the conflict can muster against a turly unstoppable force: Dog...

..Though some unknown hax, the Tainted King forms himself a new body that is exactly like the one the dog just took over, down to the HP bar and charges...

..The koopas try to fight back. But as soon as their tainted evil hits, the dogs merely convert it into more power. They promptly emit a single, physic bark, supercharged with Dog...

..Browser promptly spews tainted flames from his mouth towards the Dog Browser. The dog browser merely points the Dog Replicators in Browsers direction, and millions of regenerating dogs easily tank his pathetic tainted flame...

..The Koopas and other conflict entitys than browser fall to the ground, as they clutch their heads, trying to prevent the taint dogs from breaking their minds with all their willpower....

...With tainted browser distracted by the dogs in his flame, two arms of dog form, and promptly begin beating him into a thin paste. As they do so, they reveal an ability: Taintcrush. Using their powers of dog, they promptly smash Tainted Browser into the ground, crushing his taint into a thin paste...

... But they are no match for a lord of dog's dogs, especially in such massive amounts. Their fragile minds break into tiny pieces, and they are reduced to being effectively useless...

...Browser rises from the paste of taint the dog arms flattened him into, and attempts to call his shell to him, but as his shell was already beaten away from him, he fails to use it. The dogs assist him by driving a dog shell onto his back...

Spiky side first.

..Those driven insane by the sheer minddog run headfirst into multiple attacks from the PG side of the battlefield. Eager to die, they gladly help the PG's murder them, as they are brutally murdered..

The Dog Replication machines retroactive explode after 5 seconds....

...A massive amount of dog energy suddenly flows into Dog Browser. Using his new power, he creates the Dogged Kingdom. The Tainted Kingdom is promptly replaced by a kingdom of fluffy, soft, harmless dogs...

And by harmless, i mean they over invested in cuteness, utterly destroying their dog propertys.

Dog Browser then decides to end this before his writer runs out of ideas. He simply uses Dog The World, somehow eating browser. As he eats browser, millions of dogs hostile to Browser flow into his soul and mind alike, and promptly proceed to destroy both, doggifying his soul.

All damage from this attack directed at Browser unless overkill.
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:

Flagship: Murder Browser. Again.

Splinter Flagship Crew: Repair the elevator.




dog/dog ??? () (12/12) 5+ from "sources"

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono

Originally posted on 2016-05-20 03:07:00

4/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion.
1/10 Avast!

+1 to piono, topaz, ire

Magic Dagger (from Terraria) && Broken Pocketwatch = Slipstream (Level 4 - 4/5)

Noah points at Bowser, and begins to close his eyes. In typical earthbender style, he pushes one foot forward then drags it in an arc around his body. In the dirt, two long, straight lines began to form, leading from Noah to each side of Bowser.

He jumped perpendicular to Bowser and brought his out-streched arm down like a fist. The lines became white hot, then the sound of the earth trembling began to fill everyone's ears.

Noah finally turned, brought his hands into the air, and then quickly slammed them downwards. The earth followed these actions, the section of ground allocated by the lines rising up and then slamming down, sending Bowser into the air, only to be hit by a massive wave of earth when he landed.

Finally, Noah opened his eyes.

Originally posted on 2016-05-20 07:33:00

@GM, where is the Lv5 Alchemiter?
Act: I activate the Hyperdeath Emblem and I gravitates Ebony when he is not aware, before he finds him rising too high. Then I decide to directly drop him from y=2000 and onto the Mob Abomination. It is charged with 4 charges. The dirt waves splashes to the Mechanical Spiders.

Gravitation Overcharge 4/4 2(due to single charge)*+1 piono
spawn() 6/15 +1 piono HALT
(EDIT: Seen different cursing, this thing might benefit from enemy cursing and weaken by ally cursing, why not?!!!)
replicator() 0/10 +1 piono HALT

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Items:
Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)

Originally posted on 2016-05-20 08:51:00

Verdana growls darkly at SONG once again.

That guy was already braindead and you know it just as well as I do. Jeez, it's almost as if you're TRYING to irritate me enough to focus fire on you, rather than them... tear you down and devour the parts, rampage through your pet project, show you just what breed of nightmare is born when the "good" split is already a complete sociopath...

Strangely, he doesn't seem to have even flinched at the attempted application of a debuff. Something is building inside him once again... a field of red energy of some undefinable kind starts glowing in the air around him. The faint whispers of Verdana's madness can be heard from it, his human disguise cracking slightly, the inhumanity underneath running rampant. He's starting to undergo Glamour Failure, it seems... which has not been helped by VerdanaMustDie doing that prank with the note.

If that's what you want, I'd be more than happy to oblige.

For now, however, he does indeed focus his efforts on the current problem at hand - namely, the fact that Bowser is not dead. He decides to resolve this glaring issue through the use of an impromptu Kaiju death match, using Distortion-element to skyrocket several sizes upwards in height. Bowser being Bowser, he does the same. Soon enough, an enormous Verdana and an enormous Bowser have entered a standoff, each one waiting for the other to attack first. They begin to circle, gigantic feet accidentally crushing several things on the battlefield, including an unfortunate forest or two. Slowly, surely, each of them catch onto the other one not making any effort to attack. They pause. They smirk. They laugh about it for a while. And then they just cut to the chase and start beating seven colours of shit out of each other. Verdana being in a rather frustrated mindset right now, the entire battle has to be censored from view. And the audio closely resembles the average Terumi Mirror Match in a game of BlazBlue. Which is to say, very full of curses. I can't be arsed typing each individual curse out here, mostly cause people would complain about it, and also partially because there's a LOT of curses thrown around. Eventually, when the censor fades...

...

Where the hell did he find a surfboard that large? And why is there a very crude golden statue of an anthropomorphic elephant standing in the middle of the battlefield, flashing a pair of middle fingers at every Conflict-aligned entity present? And... that probably isn't quite the proper use of the Washington Monument, either.


Charges:
Project Abyss: 14/15 (+2 from Alicia)
Authority: 11/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
+3 to Piono because arghlbarghl store credit

Originally posted on 2016-05-20 11:55:00

@engie: I appreciate the store credit transactions. You'll still get the troops, just be aware I won't honor transactions while you're attacking me, and you also can't attack me with troops you've purchased from me. The only real fiat of store credit is that you can't use it against me.
15/15 for spare charge. Spare charge stored.
15/15 for air renovations. The city grows some more.
4/15 for spare charge
4/15 for another spare charge?

Verdana receives a message.
You seem to be a few circuits short of a motherboard here, so let me help you connect the dots Verdana.
I'm not afraid of you. I don't have to be.
I think you missed what happened to the last guy who tried to pick a fight with me, but he's currently a rapidly expanding cloud of poor life decisions.
I understand you quite well, I'm trying to make sure you understand me.
You may not have the powers to defeat me, but you DO have the powers to inconvenience me.
But don't bloat your head, you have nothing more.
I've seen worse than you, and I've broken worse than you.
If you touch my stuff I will snap you in half as many times as it takes to get you to stop coming back.
Your little madness shtick has nothing on somebody who's suffered through being omniscient.
So stop taunting the angry god, and get back to making turtle soup.

Eric activates the token. That combined with elemental mastery ought to give him a good x3 multiplier.
Damage city here we come.
Bowser feels the wind on his face. It's a nice calming breeze... that turns into a cutting wind. Literally.
The wind cuts into the back of his neck, and very sharply.
He rounds on Eric as he comes down with Hephaestus' Cleaver in a massive ball of fire, slamming into Bowser, causing Bowser to open his mouth and bellow in pain.
At which point Eric spins upwards and jams Triton's Wrath into Bowser's mouth, filling him full of water.
Bowser swells up like a balloon, extremely comically, and begins rolling around, all over the place, right until he hits the patch of sharp rocks placed by Eric.
Pop.



Originally posted on 2016-05-20 19:51:00

First things first, Archangel informs Battlefury that he stole a little bit of Dogmatter from him and put it in the hot chocolate he gave to Alicia. Which means, she could possibly maybe questionably not-really-sure start thinking she's a dog. Which she probably is.
[Roasting intensifies]

Next, he burns the note Godmodding Inc. sent him. It respawns. He burns it again. It respawns. He combines the last attack Battlefury, Verdana, Chaos and Alicia used to expunge it from existence.
It respawns.
Seeing he can't destroy it, he puts it into an unbreakable safe and sinks it to the bottom of a volcano. That is guarded by fire sharks. And demons. And something that looks awfully familiar to SCP 001-The Guardian.

At last, he creates a small bar at /spawn and hacks into the server to put a No-PvP zone around it. When he finishes making it, he offers Verdana a piece of Macaroni and Fuck it.


Oh, he also punches Bowser. What. That's it.

Originally posted on 2016-05-20 20:08:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1463688757))

>Chaos: Question why you didn't die from your attack, then respawn. If I didn't die, I simply use a generic object attack on Chris-Chan Sonichu.

You respawn.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1463699443))

3/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion. (+2 from bank and piono) 1/10 Avast! +1 to piono, topaz, ire Magic Dagger (from Terraria) && Broken Pocketwatch = Slipstream (Level 4 - 3/5) Inventory: Spoiler Alert The Artisan's Blade (Level 3) Glitch Stabiliser (Level 5) Noah tossed a ball of green fire into the mouth of the tainted king. This seemed to achieve absolutely nothing. In response, Bowser sent a breath of now-green fire towards Noah, but rather than burning him to a crisp... ...the emerald embers sealed his wounds and began to heal him. Bowser proceeded to take some cough drops and fix the issue so it wasn't permanent.

You heal yourself for 4 HP.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1463710062))

-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane. Phloginsator && Backburner && Sniper Rifle = Flame Rifle 2/4 HYPERDEATH ACTIVATED. dog/dog ??? () (12/12) 5+ from "sources" I combine this with hyperdeath to make this attack a supercrit, with anything in excess of what is needed to boost the crit power going to adding charged damage. In progress. Dog in progess. pleas await dog Dog loading... Dog loading... Dog loading... You are stuck at this stupid loading screen waiting for this attack to load. When suddenly, the loading screen tragically crushs B1nary. Dozen of dogs spew out of the words, ready to cause some pain. They quickly toss globs of Dog Residue at Browser. The Dog Energy within the residue disrupts his taint as the Dog attempts to take over his body. battlefury13: hold on, we need more dogs. In order to aquire more dogs, i summon 5000 Dog Replicators. They produce dogs at one per second, from the fabric of reality (aka thin air), into dogmatter. More and more dogs flow into browser. I then decide that we don't have enough dog machine, and decided to square them. Square them, as in the math term. 5000 x 5000 = 5000 x 100 = 500,000 500 x 500 = 2,500,000 Therefore, 5000x5000 = 25,000,000 Dog Replicators. Or 25,000,000 dogs per second. Millions of dogs fly into browser. From his body, emerge strange structures, fusions of dog and taint. The structures pour unto the ground, rapidly expanding along with the dog.... Browser himself, meanwhile, is in the middle of a perfectly epic battle for his mind, but is rudely interrupted by a massive wave of dog. He attempts to dismiss the excess dog, but in doing so, is distracted from the dog attacking his mind.... battlefury13: a fatal mistake. For him. ...The taint and dog alike spreads unto the ground, easily tainting and dogging it. Massive dog and taint structures emerge from the land, hostile to all. From those structures, Koopa's of taint, and dogs of, well, dog, emerge, readly to consume the landscape.  The dogs and koopas charge towards the Conflict side of the battlefield, awaiting a good fight... ...Finally, the dogs crush the last vestige of Browser, and size control over his body, fusing unholy taint with universe-ending dog. Browser, in his final moments, attempts to control the dog/taint fusion, only to learn that he cannot command it: The dogs, are, after all, loyal to their Lord of Dog.... ...The Dogs quickly fire Dog Beams at the tainted Koopa's loyal to The Tainted King. They continue this opening volley by fusing into horrible abominations that tear apart whatever pathetic force the conflict can muster against a turly unstoppable force: Dog... ..Though some unknown hax, the Tainted King forms himself a new body that is exactly like the one the dog just took over, down to the HP bar and charges... ..The koopas try to fight back. But as soon as their tainted evil hits, the dogs merely convert it into more power. They promptly emit a single, physic bark, supercharged with Dog... ..Browser promptly spews tainted flames from his mouth towards the Dog Browser. The dog browser merely points the Dog Replicators in Browsers direction, and millions of regenerating dogs easily tank his pathetic tainted flame... ..The Koopas and other conflict entitys than browser fall to the ground, as they clutch their heads, trying to prevent the taint dogs from breaking their minds with all their willpower.... ...With tainted browser distracted by the dogs in his flame, two arms of dog form, and promptly begin beating him into a thin paste. As they do so, they reveal an ability: Taintcrush. Using their powers of dog, they promptly smash Tainted Browser into the ground, crushing his taint into a thin paste... ... But they are no match for a lord of dog's dogs, especially in such massive amounts. Their fragile minds break into tiny pieces, and they are reduced to being effectively useless... ...Browser rises from the paste of taint the dog arms flattened him into, and attempts to call his shell to him, but as his shell was already beaten away from him, he fails to use it. The dogs assist him by driving a dog shell onto his back... Spiky side first. ..Those driven insane by the sheer minddog run headfirst into multiple attacks from the PG side of the battlefield. Eager to die, they gladly help the PG's murder them, as they are brutally murdered.. The Dog Replication machines retroactive explode after 5 seconds.... ...A massive amount of dog energy suddenly flows into Dog Browser. Using his new power, he creates the Dogged Kingdom. The Tainted Kingdom is promptly replaced by a kingdom of fluffy, soft, harmless dogs... And by harmless, i mean they over invested in cuteness, utterly destroying their dog propertys. Dog Browser then decides to end this before his writer runs out of ideas. He simply uses Dog The World, somehow eating browser. As he eats browser, millions of dogs hostile to Browser flow into his soul and mind alike, and promptly proceed to destroy both, doggifying his soul. All damage from this attack directed at Browser unless overkill. Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" Entity orders: Flagship: Murder Browser. Again. Splinter Flagship Crew: Repair the elevator. dog/dog ??? () (12/12) 5+ from "sources" Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/??? 2+ to piono

You deal 50,000 * 2 for Hyperdeath Emblem induced crit + 30,000 charged for 130,000 damage. That's 5,200 left. You also turn the Tainted Castle into the Dogged Castle.

Your savage attack just got spoilstealed. I would quickly like to state that we're currently doing a duel.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1463726016))

4/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion. 1/10 Avast! +1 to piono, topaz, ire Magic Dagger (from Terraria) && Broken Pocketwatch = Slipstream (Level 4 - 4/5) Noah points at Bowser, and begins to close his eyes. In typical earthbender style, he pushes one foot forward then drags it in an arc around his body. In the dirt, two long, straight lines began to form, leading from Noah to each side of Bowser. He jumped perpendicular to Bowser and brought his out-streched arm down like a fist. The lines became white hot, then the sound of the earth trembling began to fill everyone's ears. Noah finally turned, brought his hands into the air, and then quickly slammed them downwards. The earth followed these actions, the section of ground allocated by the lines rising up and then slamming down, sending Bowser into the air, only to be hit by a massive wave of earth when he landed. Finally, Noah opened his eyes.

Any semblance of life in the Tainted King is destroyed, as the Tainted King collapses in a pile of Dog Residue. All that happens to be left is the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom, which falls into Noah's hands. The Tainted Koopa Troop collapse in Taint, the structure of of the Dogged Castle collapses, turning into the Ocean of Dog. stevei convulses due to the sheer amount of dog, before getting up, surrounded in dog energies, as well as his avatar now having a white glove, with a lower case alpha on it, covered in fur.

(Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: barkbark
(Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: arfarf
(Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: woofwoof
(Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: arfarfarfarfarfarfarfarfarfarfarf
(Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: Don't mess around with my mind, or my integrity, woof.
(Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: You saw what I did when I ran out of integrity the first time, and that amount of dog sent to the Conflict was risking very bad things, woof.
(Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: Such as dogmodding, bark.
(Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: Why is this a thing, arf?
(Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: Anyway, we need to go.

stevei and B1NARY run for their life. Finally, you gain 5,200 Research, and 50,000 Research due to a boss kill.

Battlefury, expect excellent rewards for that finisher, as well as the new terrain helping out AGs.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1463730685))

@GM, where is the Lv5 Alchemiter? Act:  I activate the Hyperdeath Emblem and I gravitates Ebony when he is not aware, before he finds him rising too high. Then I decide to directly drop him from y=2000 and onto the Mob Abomination. It is charged with 4 charges. The dirt waves splashes to the Mechanical Spiders. Gravitation Overcharge 4/4 2(due to single charge)*+1 piono spawn() 6/15 +1 piono HALT (EDIT: Seen different cursing, this thing might benefit from enemy cursing and weaken by ally cursing, why not?!!!) replicator() 0/10  +1 piono HALT +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury Items: Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)

Oh yeah, there's already an Alchemiter in the Battlefield. Sort of. You deal 4,000 damage to Ebony, the Mob Abomination and the Mecha-Terror Spiders. Your charge amount is not counted, as first of all, you can only charge a charge one per turn, and charging it faster will simply make it count for less, even if you only have one charge going. Second, you can't halt charges you've started, you either have to discard them, or change their purpose. Also, I'm not sure if you've done this or not, but assists go to a single charge.

Expect quite a few updates to the rules on Saturday morning, I need to keep up on the changes.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1463741758))

Verdana growls darkly at SONG once again. That guy was already braindead and you know it just as well as I do. Jeez, it's almost as if you're TRYING to irritate me enough to focus fire on you, rather than them... tear you down and devour the parts, rampage through your pet project, show you just what breed of nightmare is born when the "good" split is already a complete sociopath... Strangely, he doesn't seem to have even flinched at the attempted application of a debuff. Something is building inside him once again... a field of red energy of some undefinable kind starts glowing in the air around him. The faint whispers of Verdana's madness can be heard from it, his human disguise cracking slightly, the inhumanity underneath running rampant. He's starting to undergo Glamour Failure, it seems... which has not been helped by VerdanaMustDie doing that prank with the note. If that's what you want, I'd be more than happy to oblige. For now, however, he does indeed focus his efforts on the current problem at hand - namely, the fact that Bowser is not dead. He decides to resolve this glaring issue through the use of an impromptu Kaiju death match, using Distortion-element to skyrocket several sizes upwards in height. Bowser being Bowser, he does the same. Soon enough, an enormous Verdana and an enormous Bowser have entered a standoff, each one waiting for the other to attack first. They begin to circle, gigantic feet accidentally crushing several things on the battlefield, including an unfortunate forest or two. Slowly, surely, each of them catch onto the other one not making any effort to attack. They pause. They smirk. They laugh about it for a while. And then they just cut to the chase and start beating seven colours of shit out of each other. Verdana being in a rather frustrated mindset right now, the entire battle has to be censored from view. And the audio closely resembles the average Terumi Mirror Match in a game of BlazBlue. Which is to say, very full of curses. I can't be arsed typing each individual curse out here, mostly cause people would complain about it, and also partially because there's a LOT of curses thrown around. Eventually, when the censor fades... ... Where the hell did he find a surfboard that large? And why is there a very crude golden statue of an anthropomorphic elephant standing in the middle of the battlefield, flashing a pair of middle fingers at every Conflict-aligned entity present? And... that probably isn't quite the proper use of the Washington Monument, either. Charges: Project Abyss: 14/15 (+2 from Alicia) Authority: 11/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) +3 to Piono because arghlbarghl store credit

Bowser is dead. RIP in pieces.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1463770293))

@engie: I appreciate the store credit transactions. You'll still get the troops, just be aware I won't honor transactions while you're attacking me, and you also can't attack me with troops you've purchased from me. The only real fiat of store credit is that you can't use it against me. 15/15 for spare charge. Spare charge stored. 15/15 for air renovations. The city grows some more. 4/15 for spare charge 4/15 for another spare charge? Verdana receives a message. You seem to be a few circuits short of a motherboard here, so let me help you connect the dots Verdana. I'm not afraid of you. I don't have to be. I think you missed what happened to the last guy who tried to pick a fight with me, but he's currently a rapidly expanding cloud of poor life decisions. I understand you quite well, I'm trying to make sure you understand me. You may not have the powers to defeat me, but you DO have the powers to inconvenience me. But don't bloat your head, you have nothing more. I've seen worse than you, and I've broken worse than you. If you touch my stuff I will snap you in half as many times as it takes to get you to stop coming back. Your little madness shtick has nothing on somebody who's suffered through being omniscient. So stop taunting the angry god, and get back to making turtle soup. Eric activates the token. That combined with elemental mastery ought to give him a good x3 multiplier. Damage city here we come. Bowser feels the wind on his face. It's a nice calming breeze... that turns into a cutting wind. Literally. The wind cuts into the back of his neck, and very sharply. He rounds on Eric as he comes down with Hephaestus' Cleaver in a massive ball of fire, slamming into Bowser, causing Bowser to open his mouth and bellow in pain. At which point Eric spins upwards and jams Triton's Wrath into Bowser's mouth, filling him full of water. Bowser swells up like a balloon, extremely comically, and begins rolling around, all over the place, right until he hits the patch of sharp rocks placed by Eric. Pop. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 34 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 5 topaz: 56 toast: 36 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 44 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 40 sunnyau: 5 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Bowser is dead. RIP in pieces. The Hyperdeath Emblem is refunded.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1463771307))

First things first, Archangel informs Battlefury that he stole a little bit of Dogmatter from him and put it in the hot chocolate he gave to Alicia. Which means, she could possibly maybe questionably not-really-sure start thinking she's a dog. Which she probably is. [Roasting intensifies] Next, he burns the note Godmodding Inc. sent him. It respawns. He burns it again. It respawns. He combines the last attack Battlefury, Verdana, Chaos and Alicia used to expunge it from existence. It respawns. Seeing he can't destroy it, he puts it into an unbreakable safe and sinks it to the bottom of a volcano. That is guarded by fire sharks. And demons. And something that looks awfully familiar to SCP 001-The Guardian. At last, he creates a small bar at /spawn and hacks into the server to put a No-PvP zone around it. When he finishes making it, he offers Verdana a piece of Macaroni and Fuck it. Spoiler Alert http://imgur.com/gallery/YJh4J6u Oh, he also punches Bowser. What. That's it.

Alicia isn't too negatively affected by dog due to godmodding, but does not like dog magics, or dog-related mindscrew. She is annoyed enough to expunge the hot chocoate from her system violently enough to take 1 damage, before Dog Residue gets on your face and deals 5 damage to you. Alicia has protection against hackers, and lasers appear out of nowhere, before blasting you for 3 damage. Finally, the note is a normal piece of Minecraft paper, just written by the Godmodder. Yes, The Godmodder. We all know him.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Ocean of Dog starts off by taking Bowser's remains, and creating a Turtle Dog. The Summoning Stone follows up by creating a Moldlarg, which has no max HP bar. The Splinter Flagship Focuses on Ebony for 30,000 damage. VerdanaMustDie tapes a glamour to Verdana's back to supposedly help with his glamour making him appear normal. In practice, it does 1 damage. AliciasExecution follows up by stabbing Verdana further for another point of damage. The Octet rolls, and blasts Ebony for 6,600 damage. The Bedrock Golem smashes into the Mob Abomination for 8,000 damage. The Turtle Dog guards sunnyau and Archangel, while Moldlarg absords part of a Mecha-Terror Spider for 1 damage. demonologist idles.

demonologist: since turtle guy is dead, what do we do?

The Mecha-Terror Spiders both claw at the Flagship for 16,000 damage. Ebony points at the Flagship before blasting it for 10,000 damage, quickly turning, and blasting the Summoning Stone for 10,000 damage, leaving the Splinter Flagship ripe for getting murdered by Verdana. Chris-Chan Sonichu activates Chaotic and takes out a device that allows him to tap into the server chat, and reads a transcript from Sonichu.

cwcvillemayor: From the rainbow of Chaos Emerald energy, eggs were released into various location around the world. They hatched into five more electric hedgehogs with special characteristics. When all the hedgehog Pokemon are together, they make up the Chaotic Combo!

AscensionCraft are slightly confused, and then a Knuckles clone appears, and smashes into the Ocean of Dog. Punchy Sonichu summoned. He does not activate Enforcement just yet, instead patching up his wounds with rings for 10,000 HP. The Mob Abomination breathes fire at the Octet for 15,000 damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before blasting the Octet into the another realm, and turning the Bedrock Golem into a Dirt Golem, turning it's armour into nothingness. She also prepares to do something interesting next turn.
[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Claim the Summoning Stone, otherwise the PG entity advantage will become massive.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Ocean of Dog (Anti-Godmodder Dogs spawn every turn, non-Dogs take low, armour piercing damage. This includes players, which also includes Battlefury.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE
Hyperdeath Emblem (Invokable once, and only once by every non-Conflict entity and player.) IIIIII



[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 12/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP),
[AG] battlefury13: 11/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 7/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: IIII, /ban FWY-Mech: II, 25% chance to miss next action.
[AG] sunnyau: 9/20 HP
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 12/20 HP
[AG] ashkantsr: 0/20 HP

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 10/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 10/20 HP, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 5% resistance to integrity damage, 55,200 Research, Severely harms Noah's killer on death.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 18/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet)

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] Mountain: 415,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 16,000/50,000 HP (x4), Master: The_Topazian [AG], Summons entities every turn, Claimable by an Anti-Godmodder.

[AG-BOSS] Splinter Flagship: Core: 17,000/200,000 HP, [b]70% INTEGRITY, (t)riple splin(t)er: II, splin(t)er swarm: II, (t)ree©hop: IIIIIII[/b]
[AG-PL] VerdanaMustDie: 14/25 HP, Triggered: III
[AG-PL] AliciasExecution: 22/25 HP, Executioner: III
[AG] Dirt Golem: 10,000/10,000 HP
[AG] Turtle Dog: 8/8 HP, Guarding sunnyau and FallenArchangel.
[AG] Moldlarg: 30,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Absorbs killed enemies.

[N] demonologist: 24/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 14/16 HP, 16/16 HP, Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: III
[PG] Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: 106,400/175,000 HP, Double-Action.
[PG] Chris-Chan Sonichu: 70,200/200,000 HP, Barrier: 10,000/10,000 HP, Double-Action, Chaotic Combo: III, Enforcement: III
[PG] Punchy Sonichu: 80,000/80,000 HP
[PG] The Mob Abomination: 112,000/120,000 HP, The Execution: III, The Horde: III, The Dragon: III

[GM] Alicia111: 42/50 HP

[THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP]
(t)elepor(t)er de©k
[AG] Elevator: Heavily broken, but allowing entry to the weapons deck.

weapons de©k
[01] Corrupted Saber: 35,000/35,000 HP, Wheel of Time: III

[AG] Splinter Turrets: 10,000/15,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Mann Co. Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Anti-Tank Chairs: 5,000/10,000 HP, 10,000/10,000 HP, Crits Tanks.
[AG] Possessed Chairs: 3,000/3,000 HP (x9)

shield gen. room
Player cap of 2.
[AG] Backup Caller: 10,000/15,000 HP
[AG] Shield Generator: 10,000/10,000 HP
[AG] Possessed Chair: 4,000/4,000 HP (x3)

(t)hrone room
[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 136,666/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG] Splinter Cannon: 10,000/40,000 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x960)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x32), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1170)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x33), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x840), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x28), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x420), Airborn, Evasive (40%).
[N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x6), Airborn, Pickup: II
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x12), Golden Demopan: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War]+1 to all Spoils because I'm too lazy to do this.
[IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIIIIII] Sceptre of the Tainted Kigndom (Lv. 4): READY!, Owner: DoctorsHateHer [N]

Originally posted on 2016-05-20 20:49:00

-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.



Phloginsator && Backburner && Sniper Rifle = Flame Rifle 2/4




Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:

Flagship: Murder Browser. Again.

Splinter Flagship Crew: Repair the elevator.




dog/dog ??? () (12/12) 5+ from "sources"

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono

Originally posted on 2016-05-20 22:30:00

Consumer: just my two cents, I think that the charge cap should go to 20 or 25, not more if you were intending it, and that the alchemy cap should should probably stay the same.
Actually, I think we shouldn't up the charge or alchemy caps, we don't really have enough players for more than what we have already to be useful.
1 spare charge
6/15 for spare charge
6/15 for plant core

Air swirls around magic as he settles on the ground next to demonologist.
"I think we should probably go after Stevei and Binary. They're going to cause trouble if we leave them to their own devices."
Agreed.

Alicia receives a message from Song, the words float in the air.
Alicia, we need to pursue Stevei.
He is more dangerous than he was before, and with the previous fight still in mind, we might be able to get the AGs to stop firing that Flagship's guns at you.
It's time for some gate crashing, we should take the Mates down now before more Conflict entities show up on the Battlefield and deal irreparable damage to the server.

Verdana receives a message.
Alright, I don't like you, and you don't like me.
But neither of us like the Conflict.
How do you feel about gatecrashing the morons who work for it as a career choice?

Battlefury receives a message:
Well done. We have another, hostile dogmodder now.
We need to try and take him down.
I'm trying to talk Alicia into gatecrashing Stevei's faction, if I can get her to agree to a truce, will you have the Flagship stop bombarding the PGs while we smash up a castle?



Originally posted on 2016-05-20 22:43:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1463780582))

Battlefury receives a message: Well done. We have another, hostile dogmodder now. We need to try and take him down. I'm trying to talk Alicia into gatecrashing Stevei's faction, if I can get her to agree to a truce, will you have the Flagship stop bombarding the PGs while we smash up a castle? [

Dear song,
Please examine the Flagships health bar.
Also, dogmodder's not my issue. In fact, he may fit right into certain...
Plans.
If you will.
But like i'd ever tell you them.

Also, why WOULDN'T i fire at the PG's? If you decide to gatecrash, the PG's leader is gone, along with a player, giving it a chance to fire one last time. If you don't i have even more reasons to do so. Plus, it's HP is at 17,000. Even assuming that Alicia decides to gatecrash THIS VERY INSTANT, the second she returns, if the PG side didn't already murder it, she will simply mock a certain incedent and toss a dirt block at it and give the spoil to Verdana.

So, in other words, your purposal is utterly worthless.

But i really wouldn't contributing the flagship to the gatecrash. On the terms that i my self go.

Also, how do you know stevei is even a threat? Dog power is very unstable, and he could just as easily kill a lot of his freinds if he does not know how to control it.

Making this worse, he had massive amounts of the stuff driven into him after no expourse whatsoever. Chances are, his Dogmodding is weaker than Asifi'devertellyou not to mention unstable.

In other words: I will contribute the flagship to the raid, so long as i go along to ensure that it is properly used and to crash some gates, and all kinds of stuff insulting stevei
-some idiot called battlefury13
/null/

Originally posted on 2016-05-21 06:57:00

Archangel pets the Turtle Dog, and wonders who summoned him. If it was Battlefury, which is most likely true, he /pays him 200 whatever the server's currency is, plus 500 Dogecoins.

Next, he notices he forgot to update his charges and say another cryptic part of that damn cryptic poem, so he does it now, along with the one he is supposed to do now.

FallenArchangel: The faithful watch the forest for the coming of the King. Their lanterns bright, they wait at night for the new world he shall bring.
FallenArchangel: The Dragon waits in shadows, his breath will scorch the land. The Hero in the castle draws his sword and makes his stand.
FallenArchangel: Yes, before you even ask, I have to read that poem in order for the damn summon to work. Get over it.
FallenArchangel: I mean, come on, they always have to make it that complicated. I spent half a hour copypasting SCP 231's article into MS Word and removing everything except the hidden poem.

Then, he takes the key he spawned two turns ago, walks to the door and unlocks it. He walks through it and locks it from inside. Yes, inside. If anyone was to walk behind that door, he would see Archangel isn't there, which means that must be some kind of a Dimensional Door?

Actually, before that, he creates a small rift between servers and reveals that he recorded the part where Alicia boasted she is more powerful than the Godmodder, so he throws the camera through the rift all the way to Godcraft, so Richard can read it.
Charges:
Ender Guardian: 8/15
First Seal: 3/15

Originally posted on 2016-05-21 09:50:00

Verdana shrugs, seeming okay with going out to destroy the Conflict-supporters, although the way he's eyeing up the Splinter Flagship is the look of someone who desperately wants a spoil of war...

Charges:
Project ABYSS: 15/15 (ACTIVATED)

A glowing portal appears. It doesn't seem to be doing anything... yet.

Authority: 15/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

+3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-05-21 12:52:00

5/15 It seems that we need to come to some sort of conclusion.
3/10 Avast! (didn't increment last post)

+1 to piono, topaz, ire

Magic Dagger (from Terraria) && Broken Pocketwatch = Slipstream (Level 4 - 5/5) DONE!
Already explained this.

The natural light in the ocean of dogs dimmed to blackness. The noise of the ocean gradually faded, and there became an eerie silence. A strange haze crept over you through the darkness, nearly suffocated some of you with it's thickness. As it passed, many of you didn't feel QUITE in their own bodies anymore.
...or in the Ocean of Dogs
...or even in... Minecraft?

Artificial light began to reveal a completely new terrain composed entirely of hexagons and a strange absence of limbs. And when I say "a strange absence of limbs", I mean they have been transfigured into thin air. And when I say your limbs "have been transfiguired into thin air"... I mean you've all just been transformed into worms.

And when I say "you've all just been transformed into WORMS"...


Originally posted on 2016-05-21 13:49:00