Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so sould i give up on of ma 50 post charges or should i give up love hotel? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm im picking 50 post charge >:) Alcia and everyone else on the server look's into ashkans eyes and see nothing but pure madness and chaos a tape flies out of the sky and everyone watches in horror of what hes been through literally going through hell and back to see the world crass and burn everyone including alcia feels there spine shivering as they loom at ashkan who's face has been torn apart to reveal its true form.

[big][big]Book of anti godmodding:4/50[/big][/big]
[big][big]Hotel of love*thanks for the free name consumer) :2/10
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also no more secret words cause they keep showing up even though there supposed to be in white text


Originally posted on 2016-05-16 19:16:00

@everyone: Oh, hm, looks like I need to clear something up. SONG is not a physical being. He's semi-omnipotent, semi-omniscient, AND semi-omnipresent. That last one means he doesn't have a physical form, and therefore can't actually be seen, although it does mean that Noir could still prototype him, pretty much just by focusing, he didn't even need to catch him.
This will NOT turn out to have been the brightest idea, however, as we are going to learn just why it is that SONG isn't perpetrating the majority of my actions despite clearly being the more powerful of my characters. Was planning on revealing this later, but eh, why not now?
And consumer, before you complain about this turn of events: 1. prototyping copies even the disadvantageous aspects of the subject, and I assure you, this was planned from close to the beginning. 2. You just gave noir reality warping, which is exceedingly unfair, and 3. He just took 10 damage from a 15 post charge coupled with a 5 post alchemy. That's less than 10% of his health. Which is absurd beyond all belief.
Also, the elemental golem should be on the Battlefield.
1 spare charge
3/15 for spare charge
3/15 for air renovations
+2 to engie, +1 to battlefury.

Also, I forgot to summon the Aviary last turn, spare charge expended:
Aviary: 30K health. Summons Rocs.
Rocs: 1000 health, 2000 attack, airborne. Pickup: 2 round charge. Inflicts Falling for 3 rounds on target enemy. While Falling is in effect, the enemy has the airborne passive. If Falling runs out naturally, the victim takes heavy damage upon reunion with the ground.

Eric back pedals a bit, then hears the ominous laughter.
Oh ho ho. I'll bet you think you're so clever, copying the narrator...
Guess it's time to learn just WHY I'm here, isn't it?
Then Noir flashes ominously. His eyes grow wide in panic.
Let me tell you what, good sir, omnipotence ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Limited omnipotence even less. Oxymoronic powers have a tendency to be like that.
And you want to know what?
The worst part is, when you get the limited versions of the "Omni-" powers, you get ALL the drawbacks, with basically none of the benefits.
Of course, as far as I know there's no true "Omnis" in existence. Narrative and Conflict don't like competition.
Point is, my friend, you just committed suicide.
There's faster, safer ways to being able to do basically the same things I can.
And you?
Well, your body doesn't have the capacity to survive the transition to omnipotence.
And that's assuming you got lucky and didn't copy my full power set.
Let's go over the side effects of deciding to become a narrator, shall we?
Limited Omnipotence!
The ability to do anything within reason!
That means that you have all of probability struggling to burst out of your body at all times but until you've gotten reign on your powers, you don't actually have the power to keep them from tearing you apart from the inside!
Here's a hint, no, you can't escape and try to time-skip your way through the worst phases of this without getting shot at, your body will disintegrate before you get through everything, I gave you a nice once-over before starting this monologue just to make sure.
What does this mean? In addition to the whatever it is you think you just got (which is probably going to be inconsistent and inaccurate at best because I can assure you from experience that these powers aren't always intuitive to grasp) you now have a permanent, effectively irremovable status effect: Omnipotence: every round, you're going to take unavoidable, armor piercing damage straight to your being. And the amount you take it going to grow every round. don't worry, it should start out small, but your life is now on a timer, and a rather short one at that. tick-tock.
I know you have that one because you activated it (rather clumsily I might say as well) on the charians. This is the least dangerous of the abilities to have, fortunately for you.
Next up, there is...
Limited Omniscience!
The ability to know anything within reason!
That means that you have pretty much every single bit of information there is to know and every relation between those bits and every relation between those relations and so on cramming themselves into your head AT ALL TIMES. This power, needless to say, sucks, because it doesn't come with an auto-sort or management device, because your brain/mind/whatever doesn't get any better at multi-tasking. If you started out with the ability to only focus on one piece of information at a time, the endless flow of information can and WILL push everything in one side of your head and out the other.
Unfortunately for you, all of my mental faculties are metaphysical (and it still took me eons to get a reign on this idiotic cluster[REDACTED] of a power) and prototyping only copies the physical aspects of items, so it would appear that you are completely out of luck on that end, you get to look down the deep barrel of a quick spiral into insanity.
If you've gained the omniscience, which you may or may not have, I'm not completely certain, but think rather likely, you now have the permanent, effectively irremovable status effect: Omniscience: Every round, your action will have a chance to fail, either by missing and hitting another target, failing and missing altogether failing and doing something different failing and not doing anything, failing and hitting yourself, or whatever. And, just like the omnipotence, your powers are still growing, and will continue growing to your now-inevitable death. The chance of your action failing will grow every round, and the chances of it being detrimental to you grow every round as well, although the latter is because I'm going to be messing with you more and more rather than because of your growing insanity.
And finally is the single worst ability.
This isn't even really an ability, you can't really use it for much of anything, it's only... I don't even really know what it's there for except to be annoying.
Omnipresence!
You probably don't have this because you aren't a rapidly expanding cloud of your component molecules, or maybe you're about to disintegrate and your physical body trying to enact omnipresence on itself hasn't set in.
Well, now that I've told you all the fun things that you can expect with your new power set...
Have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!
Then Eric slams into Noir knocking him out of the Flagship, smashing into him with a massive burst of air, the two of them go through the hole in the side of the ship that the scythe of prevention went in earlier...
And that's when Verdana's gravity pulse from below hits and both Eric and Noir go plummeting to the ground far below.



Originally posted on 2016-05-16 23:47:00

-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.


Sweet nightmares && picture of "Her" = 2/? ???
Phloginsator && Backburner && Sniper Rifle = 1/? ???

I prompty ignite Stevei with a radioactive flamethrower. I then smash his face in. With a Radio.

I then convert him into a cheeseburger, and proceed to accidentally burn him while cooking him. i toss the burnt Steveipatty into the sun.

I continue this effort attack by smashing his head in with a bunch of axes made of 01's, before drowning him in color. I then proceed to confirm that he is the Illuminati before his very eyes. The Illuminati activate a hidden killswitch inside of him, causing millions of illuminati memes to fly into his very soul. I then shower stevei with exploding doritos, before drowning him in liquid stupidity.

I then proceed to toss a dog at him. The dog proceeds to eat his face. The dog then proceeds to produce more dogs. stevei regens his face. Arfos smashs him in the face with pure chaos. I drown him in my boredom, before firing a minigun with Depleted Creativityium Rounds at him before running out of ammo.

I then I then him, causing him to i then. This is before i toss him into a stew of Phantom Waluigi Thyme and Dog. Just as Stevei realizes that he is about to become a superpowered H entity and starts laughing evilly, i reveal that the entire stew is dog residue. It promptly fills both his soul and mindscape, and converts both to pure dog. As he wonders why the Phantom Waluigi thyme didn't grant him anything, i reveal that the thyme i put in was "fnaf3 brand", causing it to only exist in Stevei's mind.

He promptly goes insane from a Phantom Waluigi jumpscare only he can see.

Oh, and i inform him that his ventilation is currently failing. Unless he wastes an action fixing it, he might get murdered by T00000asty dog.







The rejoin counter imploded.
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"

Entity orders:

Flagship: Murder Browser.

Splinter Flagship Crew: Flood Noir's soul with chairs. By murdering him.

=== SIDE QUEST ===
I might start a replacement sidequest IF piono is unable to maintain his.




dog/dog ??? () (6/15) 2+ from piono

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono

Originally posted on 2016-05-17 00:26:00

I have nothing to do but concentrating my thoughts for the charges impending...

Summoners of Death: 4/5
Wand of Gravitation: 4/5

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Originally posted on 2016-05-17 06:42:00

A small dark purple heart comes out of the Tainted King, and floats to the ground, and Fallen Archangel's body materializes again.
FallenArchangel: Bowser. You have been very, very annoying.
FallenArchangel: In most of the cases, I would punish you by installing Windows 10 on your computer.
FallenArchangel: But this deserves something worse.

He punches teag2 in the face, dealing 1 damage, and killing him. Then he proceeds to take his soul and turn its power into a concentrated beam of pure energy, directing it at the Tainted King.

FallenArchangel: They gather round the natal bed, the foolish and the wise. They fear the child yet to be born, whose voice shall rend the skies.

Charges:
Ender Guardian: 6/15 (+1 from piono)
First seal: 1/15

Originally posted on 2016-05-17 12:36:00

...

Verdana, freshly respawned, closes his eyes, raising one hand clenched tightly into a fist. Slowly, surely, he opens his eyes, the irises inside flickering between blue and red constantly, a maelstrom of conflicted feeling raging inside of his body. Gazing out over the battlefield, he gestures downwards, gravity suddenly yanking everyone but him to their knees, with the obvious exception of Alicia, and those who don't actually have knees. Teleporting down to the battlefield in a space rift, he slowly strides across the battlefield to Eric, who, as someone who isn't Alicia and likely possesses knees, is very likely having a bit of gravity-related issues. Once near, he stops and stands.

Alright, first off, I bet you can't stand this situation. Ha ha. Secondly, you seriously need to keep better control over your narrator.

Verdana's eyes flash. One of them is glowing red. His head turns, without the rest of his body following, his gaze fixing entirely on SONG.

As for yourself... heh. Finally, someone gets it. Do you see, now? The inherent injustice in this whole system? The stronger beings are able to do whatever the fuck they want to those weaker than them, with nothing else to stop them but an even stronger being. And there's so many tiers of stronger being... but, truth be told? Tiers are meaningless. There are two forces sitting on the absolute top of the tiers, playing chess games with the rest of everything. Narrative. Conflict.

Verdana growls darkly at his own mention of the latter.

The Narrative is okay. Without it, existence would not be possible. Stories would cease to be. There'd be nothing in the fictionverse aside from whatever happens when a hobo mistakes a book for a toilet paper roll. It's the Conflict, though, that really pisses me off. It's the very reason why the tiers are even in place. Why people have to endure things like THIS.

Reaching out with one hand, he seizes one of the wastes of space who used to be a perma-AFK resident of the fortress, then, with but a gesture, snaps his life bar in half. The AFKer keels over and dies without fanfare.

Because of that bag of dicks, the Conflict. It, and it's actions, it's motivations... I find them... so FRUSTRATINGLY shit.

Odd choice of term there, Verdana.

Trust me, I've seen what the Conflict is abso-fucking-lutely FINE AND DANDY with letting happen! If it isn't the cause itself, like it is, most of the time! It'll do whatever the fuck it wants, and there's precisely JACK SHIT anyone else can do to stop it because it's so overbearingly strong! Sound familiar? FUCKING GOOD! THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SO PISSED OFF WITH IT! WHY I WANT IT GONE! AND WHY I WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO TEAR THAT PIECE OF SHIT INTO SHREDS!

Verdana, caught up in his own anger, rages on for a while about the Conflict and the approximately 832 separate ways he'd like to see it destroyed beyond hope of recovering, then roars something inarticulately while gesturing wildly at the Conflict-aligned entities present on the battlefield... and happens to have forgotten that he's currently doing the gravity thing. The sheer sudden change of gravity, along with the power of it, tears King Bowser's arms clean off, along with flinging stevei sky-high, unintentionally putting him through the tip of the mountain in the process. His hatred for the Conflict, having been surfaced, is so strong that the gravity itself seems to hate the Conflict-aligned entities... which, due to Verdana controlling it right now, it kind of does.

Rather embarrassingly, Verdana also sent Eric flying off into the air, although that might be a beneficial thing if he's got good enough aerial combat abilities.


Project SHADOW: 12/12 (DEPLOYING)
Verdana, for some unknown reason, suddenly teleports over to a randomly-chosen active player, staring at them intensely. Soon, whatever their hidden doubts, their suppressed feelings, their unrevealed desires... those begin to well up within them. Shortly enough, everything that they reject from themselves coagulates into a single form, which, soon enough... awakens. It is a Shadow. The true self. And it wants out. Verdana, seeing this occur, happily teleports away to resume being pissed off at everything to do with the Conflict.

Project ABYSS: 7/15 (+2 from Alicia, +2 from Piono)

+3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-05-17 13:22:00

ETA Came! One bolt of blue light and one bolt of yellow light rise up as the entity was summoned. Also an item pops out when the lights disappear. The Summoners of Death and the Wand of Gravitation then appeared.

Summoners of Death: 20000/20000 HP. Dodging(Permanent, have a 75% chance to redirect any attack against entity to another ally entity.), Bugger(Every turn, it will summon 2 Bugs of Death and may summon 2 extra by sacrificing the action.)

Bugs of Death: 1500/1500 HP. Dodging(Permanent, have a 75% chance to redirect any attack against entity to another ally entity EXCEPT Summoners of Death.), SmallEntity(50% to neglect any melee/ranged attack against this entity, after computing Dodging.)

Wand of Gravitation: Allows user to perform gravity-related attacks.

Summoners of Death: 5/5 (Deploying)
Wand of Gravitation: 5/5 (Deploying)

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Items:
Wand of Gravitation

Originally posted on 2016-05-17 15:19:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1463438856))

@everyone: Oh, hm, looks like I need to clear something up. SONG is not a physical being. He's semi-omnipotent, semi-omniscient, AND semi-omnipresent. That last one means he doesn't have a physical form, and therefore can't actually be seen, although it does mean that Noir could still prototype him, pretty much just by focusing, he didn't even need to catch him. This will NOT turn out to have been the brightest idea, however, as we are going to learn just why it is that SONG isn't perpetrating the majority of my actions despite clearly being the more powerful of my characters. Was planning on revealing this later, but eh, why not now? And consumer, before you complain about this turn of events: 1. prototyping copies even the disadvantageous aspects of the subject, and I assure you, this was planned from close to the beginning. 2. You just gave noir reality warping, which is exceedingly unfair, and 3. He just took 10 damage from a 15 post charge coupled with a 5 post alchemy. That's less than 10% of his health. Which is absurd beyond all belief. Also, the elemental golem should be on the Battlefield. 1 spare charge 3/15 for spare charge 3/15 for air renovations +2 to engie, +1 to battlefury. Also, I forgot to summon the Aviary last turn, spare charge expended: Aviary: 30K health. Summons Rocs. Rocs: 1000 health, 2000 attack, airborne. Pickup: 2 round charge. Inflicts Falling for 3 rounds on target enemy. While Falling is in effect, the enemy has the airborne passive. If Falling runs out naturally, the victim takes heavy damage upon reunion with the ground. Eric back pedals a bit, then hears the ominous laughter. Oh ho ho. I'll bet you think you're so clever, copying the narrator... Guess it's time to learn just WHY I'm here, isn't it? Then Noir flashes ominously. His eyes grow wide in panic. Let me tell you what, good sir, omnipotence ain't all it's cracked up to be. Limited omnipotence even less. Oxymoronic powers have a tendency to be like that. And you want to know what? The worst part is, when you get the limited versions of the "Omni-" powers, you get ALL the drawbacks, with basically none of the benefits. Of course, as far as I know there's no true "Omnis" in existence. Narrative and Conflict don't like competition. Point is, my friend, you just committed suicide. There's faster, safer ways to being able to do basically the same things I can. And you? Well, your body doesn't have the capacity to survive the transition to omnipotence. And that's assuming you got lucky and didn't copy my full power set. Let's go over the side effects of deciding to become a narrator, shall we? Limited Omnipotence! The ability to do anything within reason! That means that you have all of probability struggling to burst out of your body at all times but until you've gotten reign on your powers, you don't actually have the power to keep them from tearing you apart from the inside! Here's a hint, no, you can't escape and try to time-skip your way through the worst phases of this without getting shot at, your body will disintegrate before you get through everything, I gave you a nice once-over before starting this monologue just to make sure. What does this mean? In addition to the whatever it is you think you just got (which is probably going to be inconsistent and inaccurate at best because I can assure you from experience that these powers aren't always intuitive to grasp) you now have a permanent, effectively irremovable status effect: Omnipotence: every round, you're going to take unavoidable, armor piercing damage straight to your being. And the amount you take it going to grow every round. don't worry, it should start out small, but your life is now on a timer, and a rather short one at that. tick-tock. I know you have that one because you activated it (rather clumsily I might say as well) on the charians. This is the least dangerous of the abilities to have, fortunately for you. Next up, there is... Limited Omniscience! The ability to know anything within reason! That means that you have pretty much every single bit of information there is to know and every relation between those bits and every relation between those relations and so on cramming themselves into your head AT ALL TIMES. This power, needless to say, sucks, because it doesn't come with an auto-sort or management device, because your brain/mind/whatever doesn't get any better at multi-tasking. If you started out with the ability to only focus on one piece of information at a time, the endless flow of information can and WILL push everything in one side of your head and out the other. Unfortunately for you, all of my mental faculties are metaphysical (and it still took me eons to get a reign on this idiotic cluster[REDACTED] of a power) and prototyping only copies the physical aspects of items, so it would appear that you are completely out of luck on that end, you get to look down the deep barrel of a quick spiral into insanity. If you've gained the omniscience, which you may or may not have, I'm not completely certain, but think rather likely, you now have the permanent, effectively irremovable status effect: Omniscience: Every round, your action will have a chance to fail, either by missing and hitting another target, failing and missing altogether failing and doing something different failing and not doing anything, failing and hitting yourself, or whatever. And, just like the omnipotence, your powers are still growing, and will continue growing to your now-inevitable death. The chance of your action failing will grow every round, and the chances of it being detrimental to you grow every round as well, although the latter is because I'm going to be messing with you more and more rather than because of your growing insanity. And finally is the single worst ability. This isn't even really an ability, you can't really use it for much of anything, it's only... I don't even really know what it's there for except to be annoying. Omnipresence! You probably don't have this because you aren't a rapidly expanding cloud of your component molecules, or maybe you're about to disintegrate and your physical body trying to enact omnipresence on itself hasn't set in. Well, now that I've told you all the fun things that you can expect with your new power set... Have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! Then Eric slams into Noir knocking him out of the Flagship, smashing into him with a massive burst of air, the two of them go through the hole in the side of the ship that the scythe of prevention went in earlier... And that's when Verdana's gravity pulse from below hits and both Eric and Noir go plummeting to the ground far below. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 16 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 30 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 5 topaz: 56 toast: 32 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 32 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 40 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Elemental Golem moved. I forgot to apply the Alchemy boost, and made a mathematical mistake with the charge damage, but I haven't changed the charge attacks boost. Anyway, Noir realises what he has done, and promptly takes the top two abilities as Prototype related passives. It stops. It didn't have much resembling a mind before. It considers possiblities. It considers everything on AscensionCraft's version of Minecraftia, and the sheer knowledge influx, causes it to start crackling, and distablising. Eric's slam then causes Noir to explode. You take 2 damage, but Noir has been one-shot due to bad choices. You also return to the Battlefield.

Aviary to be added when I continue the update.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1463441219))

-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane. Sweet nightmares && picture of "Her" = 2/? ??? Phloginsator && Backburner && Sniper Rifle = 1/? ??? I prompty ignite Stevei with a radioactive flamethrower. I then smash his face in. With a Radio. I then convert him into a cheeseburger, and proceed to accidentally burn him while cooking him. i toss the burnt Steveipatty into the sun. I continue this effort attack by smashing his head in with a bunch of axes made of 01's, before drowning him in color. I then proceed to confirm that he is the Illuminati before his very eyes. The Illuminati activate a hidden killswitch inside of him, causing millions of illuminati memes to fly into his very soul. I then shower stevei with exploding doritos, before drowning him in liquid stupidity. I then proceed to toss a dog at him. The dog proceeds to eat his face. The dog then proceeds to produce more dogs. stevei regens his face. Arfos smashs him in the face with pure chaos. I drown him in my boredom, before firing a minigun with Depleted Creativityium Rounds at him before running out of ammo. I then I then him, causing him to i then. This is before i toss him into a stew of Phantom Waluigi Thyme and Dog. Just as Stevei realizes that he is about to become a superpowered H entity and starts laughing evilly, i reveal that the entire stew is dog residue. It promptly fills both his soul and mindscape, and converts both to pure dog. As he wonders why the Phantom Waluigi thyme didn't grant him anything, i reveal that the thyme i put in was "fnaf3 brand", causing it to only exist in Stevei's mind. He promptly goes insane from a Phantom Waluigi jumpscare only he can see. Oh, and i inform him that his ventilation is currently failing. Unless he wastes an action fixing it, he might get murdered by T00000asty dog. The rejoin counter imploded. Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" Entity orders: Flagship: Murder Browser. Splinter Flagship Crew: Flood Noir's soul with chairs. By murdering him. === SIDE QUEST === I might start a replacement sidequest IF piono is unable to maintain his. dog/dog ??? () (6/15) 2+ from piono Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/??? 2+ to piono

Sweet Nightmares && Picture of "Her" == 'Her' Nightmares (Level 10: 2/11)
Phloginsator && Backburner && Sniper Rifle == Flame Rifle (Level 3: 1/4)

Your luck is terrible, and you miss.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1463463739))

I have nothing to do but concentrating my thoughts for the charges impending... Summoners of Death: 4/5 Wand of Gravitation: 4/5 +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1463485019))

A small dark purple heart comes out of the Tainted King, and floats to the ground, and Fallen Archangel's body materializes again. FallenArchangel: Bowser. You have been very, very annoying. FallenArchangel: In most of the cases, I would punish you by installing Windows 10 on your computer. FallenArchangel: But this deserves something worse. He punches teag2 in the face, dealing 1 damage, and killing him. Then he proceeds to take his soul and turn its power into a concentrated beam of pure energy, directing it at the Tainted King. FallenArchangel: They gather round the natal bed, the foolish and the wise. They fear the child yet to be born, whose voice shall rend the skies. Charges: Ender Guardian: 6[/s] 5/15 (+1 from piono) First seal: 1/15

You're dead. You have to respawn before doing anything else, and once you respawn, you can't act until next turn. teag2 is in a safe space known as the Idlers list, and should technically be dead the moment he comes out of it, as he should have died when the Space Station fell, but was idle then.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1463487764))

... Verdana, freshly respawned, closes his eyes, raising one hand clenched tightly into a fist. Slowly, surely, he opens his eyes, the irises inside flickering between blue and red constantly, a maelstrom of conflicted feeling raging inside of his body. Gazing out over the battlefield, he gestures downwards, gravity suddenly yanking everyone but him to their knees, with the obvious exception of Alicia, and those who don't actually have knees. Teleporting down to the battlefield in a space rift, he slowly strides across the battlefield to Eric, who, as someone who isn't Alicia and likely possesses knees, is very likely having a bit of gravity-related issues. Once near, he stops and stands. Alright, first off, I bet you can't stand this situation. Ha ha. Secondly, you seriously need to keep better control over your narrator. Verdana's eyes flash. One of them is glowing red. His head turns, without the rest of his body following, his gaze fixing entirely on SONG. As for yourself... heh. Finally, someone gets it. Do you see, now? The inherent injustice in this whole system? The stronger beings are able to do whatever the fuck they want to those weaker than them, with nothing else to stop them but an even stronger being. And there's so many tiers of stronger being... but, truth be told? Tiers are meaningless. There are two forces sitting on the absolute top of the tiers, playing chess games with the rest of everything. Narrative. Conflict. Verdana growls darkly at his own mention of the latter. The Narrative is okay. Without it, existence would not be possible. Stories would cease to be. There'd be nothing in the fictionverse aside from whatever happens when a hobo mistakes a book for a toilet paper roll. It's the Conflict, though, that really pisses me off. It's the very reason why the tiers are even in place. Why people have to endure things like THIS. Reaching out with one hand, he seizes one of the wastes of space who used to be a perma-AFK resident of the fortress, then, with but a gesture, snaps his life bar in half. The AFKer keels over and dies without fanfare. Because of that bag of dicks, the Conflict. It, and it's actions, it's motivations... I find them... so FRUSTRATINGLY shit. Odd choice of term there, Verdana. Trust me, I've seen what the Conflict is abso-fucking-lutely FINE AND DANDY with letting happen! If it isn't the cause itself, like it is, most of the time! It'll do whatever the fuck it wants, and there's precisely JACK SHIT anyone else can do to stop it because it's so overbearingly strong! Sound familiar? FUCKING GOOD! THEN YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHY I'M SO PISSED OFF WITH IT! WHY I WANT IT GONE! AND WHY I WILL STOP AT NOTHING TO TEAR THAT PIECE OF SHIT INTO SHREDS! Verdana, caught up in his own anger, rages on for a while about the Conflict and the approximately 832 separate ways he'd like to see it destroyed beyond hope of recovering, then roars something inarticulately while gesturing wildly at the Conflict-aligned entities present on the battlefield... and happens to have forgotten that he's currently doing the gravity thing. The sheer sudden change of gravity, along with the power of it, tears King Bowser's arms clean off, along with flinging stevei sky-high, unintentionally putting him through the tip of the mountain in the process. His hatred for the Conflict, having been surfaced, is so strong that the gravity itself seems to hate the Conflict-aligned entities... which, due to Verdana controlling it right now, it kind of does. Rather embarrassingly, Verdana also sent Eric flying off into the air, although that might be a beneficial thing if he's got good enough aerial combat abilities. Project SHADOW: 12/12 (DEPLOYING) Verdana, for some unknown reason, suddenly teleports over to a randomly-chosen active player, staring at them intensely. Soon, whatever their hidden doubts, their suppressed feelings, their unrevealed desires... those begin to well up within them. Shortly enough, everything that they reject from themselves coagulates into a single form, which, soon enough... awakens. It is a Shadow. The true self. And it wants out. Verdana, seeing this occur, happily teleports away to resume being pissed off at everything to do with the Conflict. Project ABYSS: 7/15 (+2 from Alicia, +2 from Piono) +3 to Piono

You deal 4 damage to stevei, who is perfectly calm despite being impaled on the Mountain.

(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: Without Conflict, the world would be in stasis.
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: Stasis, would cause reality to die out due to nothing happening, and no universes being created.
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: Plus, Conflict is much, much more fun than Statis, don't you think?
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: Anyway, why are you blaming us for murdering an innocent avatar?
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: Don't blame us for your actions.
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: You have a choice when doing those actions.
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: We know what choice you'll make every time you have a chance to become a nicer person.

You then drop a twelve post charge on VerdanaMustDie, and deal 10 damage to him.

QUOTE (sunnyau @ (time=1463494777))

ETA Came! One bolt of blue light and one bolt of yellow light rise up as the entity was summoned. Also an item pops out when the lights disappear. The Summoners of Death and the Wand of Gravitation then appeared. Summoners of Death: 20000/20000 HP. Dodging(Permanent, have a 75% chance to redirect any attack against entity to another ally entity.), Bugger(Every turn, it will summon 2 Bugs of Death and may summon 2 extra by sacrificing the action.) Bugs of Death: 1500/1500 HP. Dodging(Permanent, have a 75% chance to redirect any attack against entity to another ally entity EXCEPT Summoners of Death.), SmallEntity(50% to neglect any melee/ranged attack against this entity, after computing Dodging.) Wand of Gravitation: Allows user to perform gravity-related attacks. Summoners of Death: 5/5 (Deploying) Wand of Gravitation: 5/5 (Deploying) +1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury Items: Wand of Gravitation

You gain a level 2 alchemy called the Wand of Gravitation. The Summoners of Death and Bugs of Death are summoned, but heavily nerfed. Heavily. It's only a five post charge.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Tainted King looks at sunnyau, before backhanding him across the Battlefield for 8 mini-critical damage. He then activates A Destroyed Kingdom. The stage is ripped to pieces, before the ocean suddenly turns to lava, and a castle, Bowser's head being used as an emblem, covered with Taint rises from the lava ocean. The terrain is now the Tainted Castle. Bowser roars similarly to his EoTB blocking roar, and Tainted Goombas and Koopas spawn in. His Shell then activates, slamming into Battlefury, Chaos, and the Splinter Flagship for 2 damage to all of them, before his arms slam into sunny twice for 2 damage.

stevei makes the Tainted King drink bottled Taint for 10,000 HP. The footsteps of a dog can be heard in the distance. B1NARY respawns. For some weird reason, this prompts a Paradox Roll centered on the Mob Abomination, getting a 7139. Orchid tendrils erupt out of it, before slamming into every non-Conflict entity, non-Mob Abomination for 4,000 damage. demonologist and the Mecha-Terror Spiders resist due to armour, the Summoners and Bugs auto-dodge.

The Summoning Stone summons the Octet of Doom. The Splinter Flagship focuses the Tainted King for 30,000 damage, VerdanaMustDie heals himself for 2 HP, AliciasExecution chops off stevei's head for 2 damage, before he regrows it, somehow, the Spooky Scary Skeleton spooks a Arm of Darkness so hard, it takes 8,000 damage, with his souls and the Flying Sword finishing it off. The Octet of Death roll a 39, causing the Tainted King to take 7,800 damage. 'Gale'/demonologist splash potions Eric, healing him for 2 HP.

The Mecha Terror Spiders gang up on stevei for 4 damage. Ebony casts Avada Kedavra on an Arm, killing it, before slamming the Summoning Stone into a wall for 10,000 damage. Chris-Chan asks for love. A PG player walks by and heals him for 20,000 HP. The Mob Abomination crackles with orchid and paradox energy. The orchid coloured energy is understandable, the paradox less so. It then lumbers over to the Spooky Scary Skeleton, and strikes it for 4 damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before seeing the sad excuse for an entity that is the Flying Sword. She insta-gibs it, with no creativity. It's just that pathetic.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides, as well as controlling your entities into submission.
[ALL]: Destroy the Tainted King fast. Very, very, very fast.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Claim the Summoning Stone, otherwise the PG entity advantage will become massive.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Tainted Castle (Summons corrupted members of the Koopa Troop, and heals the Tainted King and his subjects slightly.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE
Hyperdeath Emblem (Invokable once, and only once by every non-Conflict entity and player.) IIIIIII



[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 1/10 HP, 0/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP), 25% chance to miss next action.
[AG] battlefury13: 11/24 HP, Has 2 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 7/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: IIII, /ban FWY-Mech: II, 25% chance to miss next action.
[AG] sunnyau: 6/20 HP
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 20/20 HP
[AG] ashkantsr: 0/20 HP

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 11/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII

[PG] engie/Verdana: 21/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet)

[01-BOSS] The Tainted King, Bowser: 188,200/250,000 HP, Double-Action, Shellshock: II, A Destroyed Kingdom: III, Children of the Conflict: IIIII, Devour the World: IIIIIII
Shell of Taint: 200,000/200,000 HP, Flux Hivemind: III, Thaumaturge's Nightmare: III, Seperate from Bowser.
Arms of Darkness: 0/50,000 HP (x2), Midnight: III, The World Goes Black: III.
[01] Tainted Goombas: 200/200 HP (x50)
[01] Tainted Koopas: 400/400 HP (x25), Turn into Tainted Koopa Shells on death.
[01] stevei: 25/75 HP (x2), Airship 2.0: III, corruptio sequi: IIII, Glamoured: [b]I[/b]
[01] B1NARY: 77/77 HP, PR0JECT10N: III, H0ST 0F THE M1SS1NG G0DS: IIII.

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII

[???] Mountain: 415,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 36,000/50,000 HP (x4), Master: The_Topazian [AG], Summons entities every turn, Claimable by an Anti-Godmodder.

[AG-BOSS] Splinter Flagship: Core: 63,000/200,000 HP, [b]70% INTEGRITY, (t)riple splin(t)er: II, splin(t)er swarm: II, (t)ree©hop: IIIIIII[/b]
[AG-PL] VerdanaMustDie: 16/25 HP, Triggered: III
[AG-PL] AliciasExecution: 24/25 HP, Executioner: III
[AG] Spooky Scary Skeleton: 8/13 HP, Spooped Souls: 666/666 HP (x2)
[AG] Summoners of Death: 10,000/10,000 HP, Evasive (50%), Bugs of Death: 500/500 HP (x2), Transfer (25%), Evasive (25%)
[AG] Octet of Death: 38,000/38,000 HP

[N] demonologist: 24/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 16/16 HP, 16/16 HP, Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: III
[PG] Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: 149,000/175,000 HP, Double-Action.
[PG] Chris-Chan Sonichu: 106,000/200,000 HP, Double-Action, Chaotic Combo: III, Enforcement: III
[PG] The Mob Abomination: 120,000/120,000 HP, The Execution: III, The Horde: III, The Dragon: III

[GM] Alicia111: 43/50 HP

[THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP]
(t)elepor(t)er de©k
[AG] Elevator: Heavily broken, but allowing entry to the weapons deck.

weapons de©k
[01] Corrupted Saber: 35,000/35,000 HP, Wheel of Time: III

[AG] Splinter Turrets: 10,000/15,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Mann Co. Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Anti-Tank Chairs: 5,000/10,000 HP, 10,000/10,000 HP, Crits Tanks.
[AG] Possessed Chairs: 3,000/3,000 HP (x9)

shield gen. room
Player cap of 2.
[AG] Backup Caller: 10,000/15,000 HP
[AG] Shield Generator: 10,000/10,000 HP
[AG] Possessed Chair: 4,000/4,000 HP (x3)

(t)hrone room
[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 136,666/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG] Splinter Cannon: 10,000/40,000 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x840)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x28), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1050)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x30), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x720), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x24), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x300), Airborn, Evasive (40%).
[N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x2), Airborn, Pickup: II
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x10), Golden Demopan: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-05-17 19:05:00

8/15 for spare charge
8/15 for air renovations
+1 to sunny, engie and battlefury

Eric sails through the air.
"See? THIS is why I don't like you hijacking me. You always land me in some sort of trouble and then leave me to get out of it."
Stop whining. I always get you out of it if you can't handle it yourself.
"Almost always in a worse place than if I-"
Hold that thought please.
"...Why do I have to put up with this?"
Eric activates elemental mastery...
See, fortunately for him, Eric is now packing a fair amount of air magic, so Verdana launching him skyward won't result in him plastered across the ground.
Several large, flaming rocks smash into bowser from behind.
It just means that Eric's now providing close air support.



Originally posted on 2016-05-17 20:55:00

Here is a small action: I vote AliciasExecution and VerdanaMustDie's Special so these must do devestating attacks on them

Sadly like the Acolyte Session, I will be less likely to post here because I need to focus on bigger projects at this time. (That is the Hiatus)

Originally posted on 2016-05-17 22:23:00

Charges:
oops(): 5 / 5 (+1, Sunny) (Class: ATTACK
Glitch Residue && Pike = ??? (lvl ?)
+1 to Sunny, Battlefury, Toast

Character:
HP: 10
Glitch Shielding: 12 (Deals damage to those who damage it.)
Passives: 1 GS Regen

Action:
Chaos promptly walks towards Chris-Chan Sonichu, holding a knife. It's a very dangerous looknig knife, covered in little hooks and spider venom, which is so deadly that it corrodes the very blade. Chaos then breaks into a sprint, and attempts to stab Chris-Chan Sonichu. However, midsprint, he trips and falls, the knife stabbing him in the head.

cc: oops.

CHARGE EXPENDED: oops()

The knife happens to be a sacrificial knife, and Chaos just happened to die in a pentagram. Dark energies rise out of the circle, giving birth to a massive glitchy devil. It surges forth, grabbing CCSC (Chris-Chan SonicChu) and slamming him on the ground a few times, before flinging him into the air. It then jumps up, ascending faster than him, and smashes him straight into the ground. A small crater appears at the site of the impact.

The devil slams down at the crater, cratering the crater, making a bigger crater because physics. Glitch fluids then spew out of the demon's mouth, filling the crater. The fluid tears away at CCSC's flesh, corrupting it, then corrupting the corruption, and so on, so forth. The demon is affected too, but this only increases its' deadliness, giving it massive blades for arms! It stabs CCSC inside the fluid, allowing him to get corrupted even more. Eventually, the demon tires of this "game", and flies away.

Chaos respawns, if possible.

Originally posted on 2016-05-18 06:01:00

14/15 Gold 'n' Loot (+3 from ire, GM and piono)
14/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode.(+1 from GM)
+1 in the bank

+1 to piono, topaz, ire

Violin Bow (the thing you would use to play the violin) && Steel Sword = The Artisan's Blade - (Level 3 - 3/4)
Magic Dagger (from Terraria) && Broken Pocketwatch = Slipstream (Level ? - 1/?)
Basically its an indestructable dagger that travels through time, meaning you can throw many at the same time.

Noah returns from the AFK Zone and begins walking back to the battlefield.

Originally posted on 2016-05-18 07:31:00

Hmm. I pull out my brand new Gravity Wand and as Chris-Chan Sonichu is slipping to Ire's attack, pulls him and slamming it right into Ebony! The front and back waves are then recollected as energy and is charged into all AG Entities.

spawn() 3/15 +1 Ire +1 piono
Alchemiter Lv5 3/7 +1 Ire +1 piono

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Items:
Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)

Originally posted on 2016-05-18 10:36:00

To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Verdana doesn't even bother giving stevei a proper response, outside of waving a hand and manipulating Distortion-element power to forcibly shapeshift him into a portaloo.

ACTUALLY, IT'D BE THE BEST RESULT FOR THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE! I'LL EXPLAIN LATER!

Charges:
Project Abyss: 10/15 (+2 from Alicia)
Authority: 4/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

+3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-05-18 13:34:00

Fallen Archangel sees what he did has failed, so he again mutters that phase and adds those charges.



Then, he reveals that someone, while he was in a cafe at /spawn, switched out his drink for an extra-alcoholic beer, and he didn't notice it, so the dankness consumed him. So, using that as an idea, he gives Alicia a cup of hot chocolate that is secretly drugged. Because, no-one denies hot chocolate.

Charges:
Ender Guardian: 6/15 (+1 from piono)
First seal: 1/15

Sorry, I got tired of my "read everything you see" habit forcing me to have to see that stupid pile of crap every time I scrolled past, so I got rid of it.
It's all still there, but jeez. My eyes hurt after that. Have some respect, please.
~Piono

EDIT: Censored the post. Thanks for info.

Originally posted on 2016-05-18 14:34:00

@Francisco, although allies, post fully written in foul language is SERIOUSLY hard to read.

Act: A yellow beam rises again, and disappeared. Out of it pops the Alchemiter. I then pull out Health Potions and drink them.

spawn() 6/15 +1 Ire +1 piono
(EDIT: Seen different cursing, this thing might benefit from enemy cursing and weaken by ally cursing, why not?!!!)
Alchemiter Lv5 7/7 +1 Ire +1 piono +1 GM (Deploying)

+1 Irecreeper, piono, battlefury

Items:
Wand of Gravitation(Lv2 Alchemy)

Originally posted on 2016-05-18 16:08:00

UPDATE DONE. +1 to a single charge for all players. It looks like most of next update's posts are already ready.

Originally posted on 2016-05-18 19:12:00

/placeholder:

Okay francisco.
Normally I'm the one who's standing up for you when people are repeatedly facepalming over your antics.
Cut the cursing.
It impressed NOBODY.

Originally posted on 2016-05-18 20:45:00

/null
*urge to edit post to censor it intensifies*

Originally posted on 2016-05-18 23:30:00

15/15 Gold 'n' Loot DONE!
15/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode. DONE!
+1 in the bank

+1 to piono, topaz, ire

Violin Bow (the thing you would use to play the violin) && Steel Sword = The Artisan's Blade - (Level 3 - 4/4) DONE!
From the intricate handle, the sword splits. One side has the long, taut string of a violin bow, the other the sharp edge of a sword. While not strictly practical, it can be just as useful playing music as slashing foes.

Magic Dagger (from Terraria) && Broken Pocketwatch = Slipstream (Level ? - 2/?)
Basically its an indestructable dagger that travels through time, meaning you can throw many at the same time with no foreseeable consequences.

Noah activates his two charges!
I GUESS ITS ABOUT THIS TIME THAT I SHOULD EXPLODE EXPENDED!
Noah pops open his computer and opens some code he had been working on.


>last_words~ath
[
import author (noah);
~ATH(noah) (
) EXECUTE(LAST_WORDS);
noah.DIE();
]
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Now killing him would be inadvisable to say the least. In other words, Noah would basically murder anyone/anything that dealt the final blow.

Now... GOLD 'N' LOOT EXPENDED!

Suddenly, it occurs to everyone that the Gold 'n' Loot charge actually had nothing to do with Gold, Loot, or the Golden Lute. It was merely a placeholder name.

A gash forms in the sky, which widens with purple energy- obviously the Void. From it, YET ANOTHER League reference floats out- Vel'Koz, a purple floating eye with tentacles. It lasers Noah, then floats back into the Void. Noah finds that although his hair and clothes are singed, he doesn't feel pain. Rather, he feels... Smarter?

He now has the ability to analyze targets as they take damage, how they take it, and is able to apply this knowledge to improve other entities.

Whenever he deals damage, Noah gains [damage] Research. Whenever Noah kills a target, he gains an additional 5000 Research.

Noah can expend Research to give additional stats or abilities to an entity based on how much was expended (balance at your discretion), and loses 1/2 of his Research upon death. It can also be used to upgrade his ~ATH code.

I guess Noah is still walking.

Originally posted on 2016-05-19 02:42:00