13/15 A gift! (+2_
3/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode.

+1 to piono, ire and darkside.

Jinx switches to minigun and tears about 400 bullet shaped holes into English.

Noah whacks English with Case By Equinox, sending him to the moon and back in the most literal sense possible.

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 00:33:00

Binary's sickle speeds towards the Psi's Proxy and hits him in the shoulder.
...
...
...
He fails to weep, scream or die.
Instead, he laughs. Or maybe he doesn't. It's not certain, because he doesn't move his mouth.

Psi's Proxy: You think I don't know Psi is dead?
Psi's Proxy: If you did not already thought of this by the fact I had to make a body, I will still tell you.
Psi's Proxy: I am dead too.
Psi's Proxy: I have been dead for a very long time.
Psi's Proxy: But while I was alive, I served Psi in the war.
Psi's Proxy: When Mojang sealed him outside the world, they wanted to do that to all his followers too.
Psi's Proxy: But that fraud Richard already left, along with every other servant.
Psi's Proxy: I wanted to leave too, but Apophis shot me for "treachery". I guess he didn't want any eyewitnesses.
Psi's Proxy: If I can thank something for still managing to be alive, that is the art of Intangibility.

The Proxy looks around, seeing that clearly no-one knows what is the "art of Intangibility".

Psi's Proxy: Before I continue...
Psi's Proxy: Alicia, you said you are not technically a Godmodder? That you deserve a greater title than Richard?
Psi's Proxy: Alright, tell me, what do you want to be called? Archdemon? Reality-Bender? Tell me, so we do not get into any conflicts.
Psi's Proxy: Nonono, I would certainly not want that, o grateful "master"!
Psi's Proxy: .... Ok, if people are really that stupid, it's sarcasm combined with mocking.

He summons himself a chair and sits in it. What, did you expect some giant throne? No, Alicia would probably delete it.

---

Psi's Proxy: The art of Intangibility is the art of using souls for spellcasting. The art of dividing your own soul from your body.
Psi's Proxy: If someone managed to do that, he/she would no longer be able to die. Instead, his/her soul would come out of the dead body and continue to roam the world.
Psi's Proxy: Only bad thing about that is that your soul form cannot do same things as your living form. This is why they usually make themselves a machine to create more bodies.
Psi's Proxy: The same thing happened after I died. I continued to roam the world. I saw the second, third and still ongoing fourth Godmodding War.
Psi's Proxy: Until....
Psi's Proxy: I managed to get someone to make me a new body. The difference is, most Intangibilers make their body their exact clone. This one used copies of the Ancestral Artifacts.
Psi's Proxy: No, don't worry, these copies do not have powers on their own. They just look exactly the same.

He removed the chair. He continued to stare at the Conflict's members.

Psi's Proxy: Do you know why I talked so much?
Psi's Proxy: Well, Alicia can cheat reality...
His Ender Pearl "eye" changed color to red.
Psi's Proxy: ... So can I.

Psi's Proxy proceeds to take all 14 messages he wrote from the chat filter, enhance them with a deadly aura and throw them with high speed at Spade. Then he proceeds to find something to heal the wound.

Charges:

The Will of Psi: 1/15

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 09:49:00

I return with the presence of a Mary Sue (Ebony Way) and a Gary Stu (Chris-Chan) however, I just wait this action (Watching the Conflict/01 and the Idiotic PG side to move to hell once it dies.).

"I am back by my long hiatus in the game."

Charges:

Plr Upgr #1 9/15 +1 from Consumer before it begins to decay

??? 3/15 +1 from Consumer before it begins to decay

Charge Storage: NONE

+1 to Eric, Spongebawb and Chaos.

Alchemies:
Nah.

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)

Damage Dealt: 57,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 12:00:00

14/15 A gift!
4/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode.

+1 to piono, ire and darkside.

If/when Jinx becomes conflict'd, just know that she's a gunslinging maniacal teenager who talks to her guns. Also an alternate timeline version of the REAL Jinx. Jinx IS a character that exists. Look it up.

So it's 10pm. I'm tired. You're tired. We're all tired. *yawn*. Noah yawns. Alicia yawns. Everyone yawns.
English yawns.
Noah yawns harder.
English yawns even harder.
Noah continues to yawn.
English yawns out of the room!

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 13:18:00

Aaand me and GF got back together. As usual. This has happened before quite a number of times... Can't say I'm too surprised.


Anyway


Verdana carefully hides the patch notes of stevei's being nerfed, deciding it would be hilarious if he never noticed the change, then focuses his attention on the Splinter Flagship. He doesn't seem too happy with it being still doing remarkably well despite Alicia's earlier entering fuck you mode, as I like to call it. So, he decides to change the wellness of how it's doing. Firstly, that iron hull has got to go.

Let's do this!

Absorbing his other 15-post charge, he promptly uses the charge to... permanently grant himself the ability to random crit. Welp. That was probably a tremendous waste of a charge, unless he gets very lucky. As for his actual attack this turn...

Pulling a scene out of DragonBallZ, Verdana stands in the middle of the battlefield and makes a loud screamy noise, as the terrain around him shivers and begins to rise into the air. The fabric of the world around him seems to be distorted slightly, rippling as his will acts upon the elements of existence, commanding them to do what he wants. And, naturally, they obey, towering pillars of Earth rising up from the ground and slamming into the hull of the Splinter Flagship, holding it firmly in place and trapping it under the weight of oh so much dirt and rock. Blue flames appear in the air, illuminating the area around Verdana, the blue light causing his skin to glow blue, and his red shirt to fade out to midnight black. This is actually legitimately terrifying, and not helped at all by his sudden death grin.

You guys should probably be playing the Perfect Cell theme here.

Noting the presence of so much water, Verdana decides to use about all of it to rise up in the air, shapes forming in the tides, jagged weaponry and cruel hooks and huge fists, which all surge forward and crash against the armor of the Splinter Flagship, tearing and smashing huge holes in the outer hull. Verdana lets out a nightmarish laugh which sounds suspiciously like Omega Flowey's laugh played at 60% normal speed, then with a gesture, commands the metal hull of the flagship to literally begin to tear ITSELF away. Metal twists and cracks and snaps in half, falling off the ship in chunks, huge plates of steel crashing down and being swallowed up by the ocean seas, which swirl and recede, carrying huge armor segments with them. Verdana makes the situation even more brutal by randomly swapping through elements, then grinning evilly.

Distortion! There's one I haven't used in a long time...

With another gesture, the air ripples. The Splinter Flagship trembles, despite not being the type of thing that could be scared... oh. That just happened. The entire ship, through the power of Distortion-element, just got stretched out like rubber, then sliced CLEAN IN HALF with a segment of the very same armor that had prior fallen off of it! Only question is where Verdana even got that from, what with the ocean tides earlier... the traces of Space-element energies might provide a clue, as Verdana cracks his spine by tilting his head both ways, then lets his eyes roll back in his head as he descends, landing next to the Splinter Flagship. He takes a moment to stare at it once more, then uses Distortion-element power to cause it to shrink down, becoming almost ridiculously long and thin in proportions, then becoming outright minuscule. And then, his "this is the bad times" grin shows up.

Hehehehehehehehehehe

Without warning, he lunges forth with one hand, tearing the ship once more in half. Inside, the distorted scene of the battle in the weapons deck can be seen, Verdana having somehow manages to avoid hurting anything in there... well, mostly. He may have accidentally brushed the Corrupted Captain with one finger, thus removing his entire face and half of his body... Oh well. Doesn't matter too much, as Verdana then reaches into the weapons deck, plucks out a random AG entity, and tosses them into his mouth, not even bothering to chew before swallowing the poor entity whole. A moment passes.

ooo~ I felt that one wriggle a little on the way down...

...You have permission to start shitting bricks, everyone.


Charges:
Long Charge: 15/15 (used)
Verdana's just gonna keep eating people: 3/10 (+2 from Alicia) (because constant 15 post charges get boring after a while)

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 14:06:00

Charges:
calvary(): 15 / 15 (Class: ENTITY)
upgrade(upgrade()): 7 / 15 (+2, Toast) (Class: PLAYER UPGRADE)
+1 to Darkside, Battlefury, Toast

Character:
HP: 10
Glitch Shielding: 10 (Deals damage to those who damage it.)
Passives: None!

Action:
A horse suddenly drops down from above. The horse suddenly explodes, as the HORSE WAS A RUSE. THERE IS NO CALVARY.
ONLY TRACER.

...I'm very tired. Somehow, Tracer has appeared on the battlefield.

[AG] Tracer
HP: 30,000 (Dodge: 30%) (HP might need modification; didn't the HP thing change a touch?)
Abilities:
Pulse Pistols: Deals moderate damage to a single target. Grants +1 Pulse Bomb Stack.
Blink: Increases Dodge by 20% this turn.
Recall: Revert yourself to the state of last turn; this removes status effects, restores HP, things like that. Takes both actions.
Pulse Bomb: Deal incredible damage to a single target. Takes 5 Pulse Bomb Stacks to use.
Passives:
Double Action: Tracer can act twice per turn.

Tracer will use Pulse Pistols on the Mechanical Terror Spiders, and then use Blink for that sweet sweet bonus dodge.

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 18:26:00

QUOTE (ashkantsr @ (time=1462563364))

So dont hate me for doing this but im gonna do something a bit suspicous: [big]the resturant of loveeeeeeeeeeeee 1/10 (ohh who will it be?and sorry its not pink the zeta bords have no pink)[/big] [big][big][big]DETERMINATION 1/50[/big][/big][/big] [big][big]reading the book of anti-godmodders 3/50[/big][/big] [small]my lifes hope:0/0[/small] And so that this isn't just a charge post im going to ummmmmmmmmm give alcia a taco...? done! secret word of the post:my favorite  ship is:alcia x verdiana (ps dont make it so everyone can see the hidden message please....?)

You give a random girl named Alcia a taco. She doesn't accept it. She also doesn't know who this Verdiana person is, and hopes that it's not a mispelling of Verdana, because Verdana creeps her out. She knows what he's done.

Also, there are also only two charge slots. Get rid of one, preferably the love hotel, or you'll lose charges, and that would be a very bad thing.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1462577300))

blah blah blah respawn blah blah blah

You respawn.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1462577631))

13/15 A gift! (+2_ 3/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode. +1 to piono, ire and darkside. Jinx switches to minigun and tears about 400 bullet shaped holes into English. Noah whacks English with Case By Equinox, sending him to the moon and back in the most literal sense possible.

You deal 10,000 HP of damage to English.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1462610980))

Binary's sickle speeds towards the Psi's Proxy and hits him in the shoulder. ... ... ... He fails to weep, scream or die. Instead, he laughs. Or maybe he doesn't. It's not certain, because he doesn't move his mouth. Psi's Proxy: You think I don't know Psi is dead? Psi's Proxy: If you did not already thought of this by the fact I had to make a body, I will still tell you. Psi's Proxy: I am dead too. Psi's Proxy: I have been dead for a very long time. Psi's Proxy: But while I was alive, I served Psi in the war. Psi's Proxy: When Mojang sealed him outside the world, they wanted to do that to all his followers too. Psi's Proxy: But that fraud Richard already left, along with every other servant. Psi's Proxy: I wanted to leave too, but Apophis shot me for "treachery". I guess he didn't want any eyewitnesses. Psi's Proxy: If I can thank something for still managing to be alive, that is the art of Intangibility. The Proxy looks around, seeing that clearly no-one knows what is the "art of Intangibility". Psi's Proxy: Before I continue... Psi's Proxy: Alicia, you said you are not technically a Godmodder? That you deserve a greater title than Richard? Psi's Proxy: Alright, tell me, what do you want to be called? Archdemon? Reality-Bender? Tell me, so we do not get into any conflicts. Psi's Proxy: Nonono, I would certainly not want that, o grateful "master"! Psi's Proxy: .... Ok, if people are really that stupid, it's sarcasm combined with mocking. He summons himself a chair and sits in it. What, did you expect some giant throne? No, Alicia would probably delete it. Psi's Proxy: The art of Intangibility is the art of using souls for spellcasting. The art of dividing your own soul from your body. Psi's Proxy: If someone managed to do that, he/she would no longer be able to die. Instead, his/her soul would come out of the dead body and continue to roam the world. Psi's Proxy: Only bad thing about that is that your soul form cannot do same things as your living form. This is why they usually make themselves a machine to create more bodies. Psi's Proxy: The same thing happened after I died. I continued to roam the world. I saw the second, third and still ongoing fourth Godmodding War. Psi's Proxy: Until.... Psi's Proxy: I managed to get someone to make me a new body. The difference is, most Intangibilers make their body their exact clone. This one used copies of the Ancestral Artifacts. Psi's Proxy: No, don't worry, these copies do not have powers on their own. They just look exactly the same. He removed the chair. He continued to stare at the Conflict's members. Psi's Proxy: Do you know why I talked so much? Psi's Proxy: Well, Alicia can cheat reality... His Ender Pearl "eye" changed color to red. Psi's Proxy: ... So can I. Psi's Proxy proceeds to take all 14 messages he wrote from the chat filter, enhance them with a deadly aura and throw them with high speed at Spade. Then he proceeds to find something to heal the wound. Charges: The Will of Psi: 1/15

**Divinity Alicia111: That was a typo. Really.
**Divinity Alicia111: I meant The Godmodder.
**Divinity Alicia111: I'm just another godmodder.
**Divinity Alicia111: I don't believe that you were in the Psi-Godmodding War.
**Divinity Alicia111: We've found the Ancestor Parable, and you would be mentioned in there if you were in it.
**Divinity Alicia111: There's also records of the people in it talking about it after it, allowing us to get a better recollection of events.
**Divinity Alicia111: Mojang, Notch, even the Omega Plus have been convinced to talk about it.
**Divinity Alicia111: And finally, be careful what you snark about.
**Divinity Alicia111: I have brainwashed people who confessed their love to me before.
**Divinity Alicia111: Servitude isn't a far step from that.

Spade takes 2 damage, and you find something to heal your wounds.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1462618814))

I return with the presence of a Mary Sue (Ebony Way) and a Gary Stu (Chris-Chan) however, I just wait this action (Watching the Conflict/01 and the Idiotic PG side to move to hell once it dies.). "I am back by my long hiatus in the game." Charges: Plr Upgr #1 9/15 +1 from Consumer before it begins to decay ??? 3/15 +1 from Consumer before it begins to decay Charge Storage: NONE +1 to Eric, Spongebawb and Chaos. Alchemies: Nah. Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Damage Dealt: 57,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

You return. Welcome back.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1462623504))

14/15 A gift! 4/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode. +1 to piono, ire and darkside. If/when Jinx becomes conflict'd, just know that she's a gunslinging maniacal teenager who talks to her guns. Also an alternate timeline version of the REAL Jinx. Jinx IS a character that exists. Look it up. So it's 10pm. I'm tired. You're tired. We're all tired. *yawn*. Noah yawns. Alicia yawns. Everyone yawns. English yawns. Noah yawns harder. English yawns even harder. Noah continues to yawn. English yawns out of the room!

She's from League of Legends, right? I've never played it, but I saw her in a sporking, of a LoL fanfiction. Anyway, English takes 14,000 HP of damage.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1462626418))

Aaand me and GF got back together. As usual. This has happened before quite a number of times... Can't say I'm too surprised. Anyway Verdana carefully hides the patch notes of stevei's being nerfed, deciding it would be hilarious if he never noticed the change, then focuses his attention on the Splinter Flagship. He doesn't seem too happy with it being still doing remarkably well despite Alicia's earlier entering fuck you mode, as I like to call it. So, he decides to change the wellness of how it's doing. Firstly, that iron hull has got to go. Let's do this! Absorbing his other 15-post charge, he promptly uses the charge to... permanently grant himself the ability to random crit. Welp. That was probably a tremendous waste of a charge, unless he gets very lucky. As for his actual attack this turn... Pulling a scene out of DragonBallZ, Verdana stands in the middle of the battlefield and makes a loud screamy noise, as the terrain around him shivers and begins to rise into the air. The fabric of the world around him seems to be distorted slightly, rippling as his will acts upon the elements of existence, commanding them to do what he wants. And, naturally, they obey, towering pillars of Earth rising up from the ground and slamming into the hull of the Splinter Flagship, holding it firmly in place and trapping it under the weight of oh so much dirt and rock. Blue flames appear in the air, illuminating the area around Verdana, the blue light causing his skin to glow blue, and his red shirt to fade out to midnight black. This is actually legitimately terrifying, and not helped at all by his sudden death grin. You guys should probably be playing the Perfect Cell theme here. Noting the presence of so much water, Verdana decides to use about all of it to rise up in the air, shapes forming in the tides, jagged weaponry and cruel hooks and huge fists, which all surge forward and crash against the armor of the Splinter Flagship, tearing and smashing huge holes in the outer hull. Verdana lets out a nightmarish laugh which sounds suspiciously like Omega Flowey's laugh played at 60% normal speed, then with a gesture, commands the metal hull of the flagship to literally begin to tear ITSELF away. Metal twists and cracks and snaps in half, falling off the ship in chunks, huge plates of steel crashing down and being swallowed up by the ocean seas, which swirl and recede, carrying huge armor segments with them. Verdana makes the situation even more brutal by randomly swapping through elements, then grinning evilly. Distortion! There's one I haven't used in a long time... With another gesture, the air ripples. The Splinter Flagship trembles, despite not being the type of thing that could be scared... oh. That just happened. The entire ship, through the power of Distortion-element, just got stretched out like rubber, then sliced CLEAN IN HALF with a segment of the very same armor that had prior fallen off of it! Only question is where Verdana even got that from, what with the ocean tides earlier... the traces of Space-element energies might provide a clue, as Verdana cracks his spine by tilting his head both ways, then lets his eyes roll back in his head as he descends, landing next to the Splinter Flagship. He takes a moment to stare at it once more, then uses Distortion-element power to cause it to shrink down, becoming almost ridiculously long and thin in proportions, then becoming outright minuscule. And then, his "this is the bad times" grin shows up. Hehehehehehehehehehe Without warning, he lunges forth with one hand, tearing the ship once more in half. Inside, the distorted scene of the battle in the weapons deck can be seen, Verdana having somehow manages to avoid hurting anything in there... well, mostly. He may have accidentally brushed the Corrupted Captain with one finger, thus removing his entire face and half of his body... Oh well. Doesn't matter too much, as Verdana then reaches into the weapons deck, plucks out a random AG entity, and tosses them into his mouth, not even bothering to chew before swallowing the poor entity whole. A moment passes. ooo~ I felt that one wriggle a little on the way down... ...You have permission to start shitting bricks, everyone. Charges: Long Charge: 15/15 (used) Verdana's just gonna keep eating people: 3/10 (+2 from Alicia) (because constant 15 post charges get boring after a while)

You now have a 10% to crit on attacks. You deal 20,000 damage, and eat a possessed chair. Brushing past the Captain doesn't appear to do anything.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1462641971))

Charges: calvary(): 15 / 15 (Class: ENTITY) upgrade(upgrade()): 7 / 15 (+2, Toast) (Class: PLAYER UPGRADE) +1 to Darkside, Battlefury, Toast Character: HP: 10 Glitch Shielding: 10 (Deals damage to those who damage it.) Passives: None! Action: A horse suddenly drops down from above. The horse suddenly explodes, as the HORSE WAS A RUSE. THERE IS NO CALVARY. ONLY TRACER. ...I'm very tired. Somehow, Tracer has appeared on the battlefield. [AG] Tracer HP: 30,000 (Dodge: 30%) (HP might need modification; didn't the HP thing change a touch?) Abilities: Pulse Pistols: Deals moderate damage to a single target. Grants +1 Pulse Bomb Stack. Blink: Increases Dodge by 20% this turn. Recall: Revert yourself to the state of last turn; this removes status effects, restores HP, things like that. Takes both actions. Pulse Bomb: Deal incredible damage to a single target. Takes 5 Pulse Bomb Stacks to use. Passives: Double Action: Tracer can act twice per turn. Tracer will use Pulse Pistols on the Mechanical Terror Spiders, and then use Blink for that sweet sweet bonus dodge.

Tracer summoned. The health changes were 500 per point of charge, + 10,000, due to entity creep.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Alicia sets up a stage, as there are going to be several song attacks not just in her attacks. This also has mechanical benefits. English slam dunks the Flagship for 7,500 minicritical damage, Eight whacks Pricey for 2, Spade activates Mechanical, dealing 25,000 HP of damage to Past Jinx, and inflicting Bleeding for 3 turns. stevei activates Airship 2.0, and B1NARY activates PR0JEECT10N. stevei summons yet another Airship, this time based on Crockercorp, but also heavily covered in taint, while B1NARY summons Project Binary's Projection, which while alive, will rig the EoTB in the Conflict's favour, similarly to Visionary. The Crystal Golem deals 2 damage to a Mecha Terror Spider.

The Flagship fires at Spade for 4 damage. The Dogpress activates Dog Save the Queen. It leaps up into the stage, and barks into the microphone in a way that sounds vaguely like a certain national theme, with several other dogs jump up and sing with it in a choir.

"Dog save our gracious Queen,
Dog, live our noble Queen,
Dog save the Queen,"
The Dogpress glows with a fuschia aura, empowering it's attacks.

"Pet her victorious,
Barking and glorious,
Long to arf over us,
Dog save the Queen,"
The fuschia aura continues to surround the Dogpress, appearing to be a solid, fuschia dog shaped aura.s

"O Fox our Dog arise,"
The Dogpress begins to rise, Fuschia surrounding her. All non Anti-Godmodders feel it, the Mark of Dog, surrounding them, enveloping them.

"Scatter her enemies,
And make them fall,"
The Dogpress sends a fuschia pulse of energy at the Conflict.

"Doggify their politics,"
The Mark of Dog appears in a sigil of Dog Residue on their flesh.

"Annoy their feline tricks,"
The Conflict goes insane, being unable to hold their minds that well against the power of Dog.

"UNDOG our hopes we fix,
Dog save us all,
Dog save the Queen."

The Fuschia aura dissipates. The Dogpress lands, wagging her tale in joy. All Conflict entities take 8,000 HP of damage, and gain two stacks of Mark of Dog. Tracer uses Pulse Pistols for 1 damage on a Mecha-Terror Spider, gaining a Pulse Bomb Stack, before using Dodge. Past Jinx switches to Fishbones, getting an extra action next turn, and dealing 6,000 HP of damage.

The Mecha Terror Spiders rush English for 24,000 HP of damage. Ebony first uses "crcio" on the Dogpress, dealing 2 damage, and inflicting an Agony stack, before "protaga" on the Mecha Terror Spider, giving it a 10,000 HP barrier. Chris-Chan uses Zap to the Extreme, using electricity powers that he somehow has to zap the Iron Hull, destroying 4,000 armour and dealing 4,000 HP of damage, before throwing a love poster at the Hull for 9,000 HP of damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before teleporting to the stage.

**Divinity Alicia111: Visit /warp healthineers, if you want to see people fail at singing, and get your ears bleed out.

Like most other times Alicia speaks, the chat fills with discuss. A few people use /warp healthineers, and are put in a barrier above the Battlefield. PVP is enabled, but nobody attacks each other.

**Divinity Alicia111: Now, give it up for our singers, ashkantsr, Spongebawb, and Psi's fanboy, oh I mean proxy!

ashkantsr and the Proxy are probably confused at this point. Alicia takes out two pieces of blue carpet, and a piece orange carpet, and it turns into a plastic, one wrapping itself around each of their bodies. This plastic has 10 armour, and is pretty hard to get out of. While they can move, all of them take a few seconds to adjust to the plastic, which is just enough time for Alicia to stab a Mind Control amulet into each of the suits. While they are not in love with Alicia, and not as effected by it as Verdana, who started off with a 90% resist chance, Alicia personally turns the mind control levels up, and forces them to sing the Healthineers song. She has reasons to pick that song in particular involving her circle of friends. She uses yet more mind control to make them genuinely enjoy singing this.

As they scream "WE ARE, WE ARE, HEALTHINEERS", "ONE DREAM, ONE TEAM, ONE MISSION, ONE NAME", and other sad, creepy, corporate propaganda, the playerbase starts to scream in agony and fear. They try to warp out, but excluding people who have helped her out in the past, and do not have bases as of yet, they are stuck there. An anomaly player doesn't like this, and uses an anomaly, to break through the barrier. Barriers, just as a reference, stronger than bedrock in everyway. Anyway, the players bust out, and storm onto the stage. Conveniently for Alicia, they do not target her as much, as most players know that Alicia is almost undamagable, and instead rush Spongebawb, ashkantsr and Psi's Envoy. This isn't the end of it, as about a tenth of the players take out music related alchemised weapons, and blast true music at them. This music snaps them out of the mental control, and breaks the amulet, fraying their minds.

The entire AG faction gain Music Hell, a 25% damage reduction, as well as a 20% chance to miss if your attack isn't powerful enough for three turns, and ashkantsr, Psi's Envoy, and Spongebawb gain Loyalty for three turns. That burst of mental energy makes them feel somewhat loyal to Alicia, giving a further 25% damage reduction to PGs and preventing them from attacking Alicia at all. Alicia smiles at that barrage. Less damaging then the base drop, but still cruel. Pointlessly cruel. She also records this as blackmail, just for the lulz. She then uses OP powers to remove /warp healthineers, and send everyone /back. She takes a breather. After those two OP attacks, she decides to take a breather, enforced by the Narrative.

In the Fortress:
Nothing happens, because neither piono or DarkSide posted.

In the Flagship:
Glitch Noir chills out, turns his pattern off, and uses Saber. A dark, edgy, version of the Chaos Saber drops down. The Flagship crew reduces the Divine Destroyer to Verdana B. The Divine Destroyer, angry at this misjustice, rigs the RNG to straight up deal 45,678 damage to the Corrupted Captain.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides, as well as controlling your entities into submission.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Kill the post-scratch kids.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Stage (The first entity in every faction minicrits.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE



Music Hell: III

[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 26/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Summoning: IIII, /ban FWY-Mech: IIIII
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 7/10 HP, 0/10 Glitch Shielding
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbIsDaBest: 10/24 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Loyalty: III
[AG] ashkantsr: 1/20 HP, Loyalty: III
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/Psi's Envoy: 5/20 HP, Loyalty: III
[AG] Pricey12345: 15/20 HP

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 11/20 HP, Has 1 Armour (Glitch Stabliser), 5% resistance to integrity damage.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 9/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate

[01] English: 65,112/413,612 HP, Felt: III (ACTIVE), Cue: IIII, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII
[01] Eight: 70,888/88,888 HP, Causes a non-boss entity to die on death, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII
[01] Spade: 65/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Midnight: III, Mechanical: IIII, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII
[01] stevei: 71/75 HP (x2), Airship 2.0: III (ACTIVE), cinis sugere: IIII, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII
[01] B1NARY: 70/77 HP (x2), PR0JECT10N: III (ACTIVE!), H0ST 0F THE M1SS1NG G0DS: IIII, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII
[01] Project Binary's Projection: 82,100/90,100 HP, Can manipulate the code of reality, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII
[01] Crockercorp Airship: 92,000/100,000 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Mountain: 419,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.

[AG-BOSS] Splinter Flagship: Core: 100,000/200,000 HP, Iron Hull: 39,500/85,000 HP, 6,000 Damage Reduction, (t)riple splin(t)er: II, splin(t)er swarm: II, (t)ree©hop: IIIII
[AG] Dogpress of the British Empire: 12/22 HP, Dog Save the Queen: III, Agony: III
[AG] Tracer: 50,000/50,000 HP, Evasive (30% + 20%), Double-Action, Pulse Bomb Stacks: I, Dodge: I

[N] Past Jinx: 39,000/75,000 HP, 2 Actions, Void Emblem, Bleeding: III

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 3/16 HP, Barrier: 10,000/10,000 HP, 14/16 HP (x2), Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: III
[PG] Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: 175,000/175,000 HP, Double-Action.
[PG] Chris-Chan: 150,000/150,000 HP, Double-Action, Transformation: III, Chaotic Combo: III, Enforcement: III

[GM] Alicia111: 43/50 HP

[THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP]
(t)elepor(t)er de©k
[AG] Elevator: Heavily broken, but allowing entry to the weapons deck.

weapons de©k
[01] divine ©orrup(t)ed gli(t)©h noir: 40/110 HP, Has 1 Armour, Pattern: Glitch Hell (Deals integrity damage to nearby entities), Saber: III, Hands: III, Prototype: III, Incarnation: IIII
[01] Corrupted Saber: 35,000/35,000 HP, Wheel of Time: III

[AG] Splinter Turrets: 10,000/15,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Mann Co. Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Anti-Tank Chairs: 5,000/10,000 HP, 10,000/10,000 HP, Crits Tanks.
[AG] Possessed Chairs: 3,000/3,000 HP (x9)
[AG] Floating Hand: 10,000/40,000 HP
[AG] ©orrupted ©aptain: 29,322/110,000 HP, Double Action, saber ©all: IIII

[PG] Divine Destroyer: 5,000/15,000 HP, 15,000/15,000 HP, Current Pattern: Verdana B.

shield gen. room
Player cap of 2.
[AG] Backup Caller: 10,000/15,000 HP
[AG] Shield Generator: 10,000/10,000 HP
[AG] Possessed Chair: 4,000/4,000 HP (x3)

(t)hrone room
[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 136,666/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG] Splinter Cannon: 10,000/40,000 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 20/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Water): IIIII
[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] demonologist: 25/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour

[H] Possessed Beastmaster: Healthy, All Minions can not attack the Four while the Beastmaster is alive, Control: III
[H] Possessed Swordsman: Wounded, Guarding the Beastmaster, Swordskill: II
[H] Possessed Spellcaster: Healthy, Current Element: Fire, Spellmaestro: II
[H] Possessed Cleric: Injured, Purification: II

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x420)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x14), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x630)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x21), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x300), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x10), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x2), Golden Demopan: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[/color][spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 18:46:00

Charges:
upgrade(upgrade()): 8 / 15 (Class: PLAYER UPGRADE)
+1 to Darkside, Battlefury, Toast

Character:
HP: 10
Glitch Shielding: 10 (Deals damage to those who damage it.)
Passives: None!

Action:
I pour some fresh Glitch-Brand Jarate on Chris-Chan. How was this jarate made, you may ask?
...I'm REALLY not glad that you asked.

First, we have a bunch of Glitch Creatures inside a giant prison! Every single last toilet in the place is hooked up to a giant mixer, in which my workers combine Glitch Residue, Glitch Monsters (whole, and various chunks), and some fruit salad? Why Fruit Salad you may ask? Well, the fruit salad consists of lots of really sweet fruit, which often attracts bugs when the Jarate is applied!

After going through the mixer, the Jarate is applied on the average Minecraftian. This normally dissolves the Minecraftian, but their lives go to a good cause, I assure you. The Jarate is then sweeped up, and then put into the giant storage tank. Said tank then starts sorting it out into glitch-resistant jars, which eventually gives us the Glitch Jarate we hate to use today! They also come with free packets of highly dangerous flesh-eating bugs.

Said packet of highly-dangerous flesh-eating bugs is thrown at Chris-Chan. Tracer then double-taps Chris-Chan with her Pulse Pistols.

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 21:45:00

Anti-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.

Actual crafting: Sweet Nightmares && Chunk of B1nary = 3/6 Nightmares Of A Host
Hate Rune && Picture of Alicia111 = 1/? ???
Activate HYPErdeath on Topaz, Ire, the flagship and me.


Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (You know how this works.)
AG Players: 3 (one leaning towards)
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!

Entity orders:

Flagship:


Splinter Flagship Crew: Murder the destroyer. Now/
=== SIDE QUEST ===
I might start a replacement sidequest IF piono is unable to maintain his.




Nightmare: 6/6(1+ piono, 1+ ire)
I promptly decide the worst nightmare of the Loyality effect would be to attack Ailicia. So, using the power of 6-charge attacks, i attempt to attack her. This shocks the Loyal status effect so much, it implodes, with overkill on it going to Music Hell

Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono
1+ to ire

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 23:08:00

15/15 A gift! DONESIES.
3/10 Boop. (+2)
5/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode.

+1 to piono, ire and darkside.

Yes, this is Jinx from League, which I play. However, since I have also used Jinx in Terraria for the GvT fight, this is an alternate timeline Jinx. I have also summoned Tahm Kench and Leona, in TCF and MCF respectively.

Gift charge expended!
Summoning Stone...
... summoned.

Summoning Stone [???] - 1/50'000hp. 5 lives, after the first death. No attack.
Passive - Ancient Magic: Every turn, the Summoning Stone summons an entity for who it is Bonded to. This could be a vanilla entity, or maybe has an additional effect... who knows?

Passive - Bond: When killed by a player, the Summoning Stone revives it with full health and Bonds to the killer's faction. Entities can damage the Summoning Stone, but not kill it. Is initally unbonded, even to me (thats why its a gift!).

The first kill will only go to the most creative attack NEXT turn, to discourage first post cherry-tapping.

/pass

Jinx fires twice at English, laughing like a maniacal teenager.
...
Because thats what she is.

No time to d-d-d-d-duel this time.

Originally posted on 2016-05-08 08:31:00

((Consumer, read my 0rigins post first before reading this, or it won't make much sense.))

As the brainwashed Proxy was about to end the song, a portal rips open on the Healthineers Stage. Out of it comes a figure... well, it is actually flung into the portal it seems. The figure wears a red and black robe, so you can't really see it's face because of the hood.

Ker'Athri has joined the game

The figure stands up and takes off the hood. It looks like it's a..... dark elf? He has gray skin, crimson eyes and silver hair.

Ker'Athri: Am I interrupting something?
Ker'Athri: Anyways, looks like I'm back in this damned place.
Ker'Athri: The future.
Ker'Athri: Well, if any are asking, I came from the Second Godmodding Wa-
Ker'Athri: ...
Ker'Athri: Godmodders still exist?
Ker'Athri: Why does that golem thingy sound like someone is chainsawing a donkey?
Ker'Athri: Anways...
Ker'Athri: I need some help, back there... yep, he should do it.

The plastic surrounding the Psi's Proxy cracks and explodes. His body is intact, and so is the other guy. The Proxy looks around confused.

Psi's Proxy: Why are they all bleeding from their ears?
Ker'Athri: If I heard correctly, you are the reason.
Psi's Proxy: Oh well, who are you anyways?
Ker'Athri: It doesn't matter. Just follow me.

The Proxy, because of the Loyalty effect, doesn't want to come, so Ker takes his hand by force and shoves him in the portal, then comes through it too.

Psi's Proxy has left the game
Ker'Athri has left the game

Originally posted on 2016-05-08 13:30:00

...That song was terrible. At no point during the song's duration did any sound made even start to remotely resemble some form of music. Everyone in this server is now less musically talented due to having heard that abominable mess of noise. I award all three of you no points, and may whatever gods exist in this world have mercy on your souls, because nobody else will.

Verdana the Critic, everyone.

After that atrocious little "musical" event, he decides that some better music is required here, and promptly hijacks the setup used for the Healthineers song from earlier. Everyone trembles with fear as he stands on the stage, flicking through his playlist, dreading what he could possibly be cooking up... he glances up at the people present, and grins at them.

Oh, relax. I have actually good taste in music, no need to worry about that.

He continues flicking through songs, almost tauntingly letting the suspense build, before tapping a button on the setup. Immediately, the speakers near him shift, becoming larger, more powerful, stronger... just all around BETTER. The stage itself, having been covered in weaponry and blood and footprints and all that shit earlier, is suddenly wiped clean of any form of mess. Everything looks grand... He then decides to tap another button, then raises one hand into the air, having somehow acquired a DJ headset.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! And non-gendered beings. TONIGHT! HERE, LIVE, I BRING YOU... MYSELF! SINGING RED SUN, by JAMIE CHRISTOPHERSON... even though that shithead ain't here with us right now BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I'M A THOUSAND TIMES COOLER THAN HIM! Now then!

The lights promptly stop working. A spotlight appears on Verdana, glowing a strong blue, his skin shining blue in turn, and his hoodie darkening to midnight black. He steps forth, summoning a microphone, as the intro of Red Sun plays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk

Once the intro plays out, Verdana adjusts his glasses, then begins to sing.

Red sun... Red sun over paradise...
Red sun... Red sun over paradise...

Golden rays of the glorious sunshine, setting down, such a blood red.
Now the animals slowly retreat to the shadows, out of sight.
Arid breeze blows across the mountains, giving flight to the birds of prey.
In the distance, machines come to transform eden, day by day.

Only love is with us now, something warm and pure.
Find the peace within ourselves, no need for a cure.

CHORUS

WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW, WHEN THE FIRE'S HOT,
THE VULTURE WAITS, TO SEE WHAT ROTS!
OH SO PRETTY, ALL THIS SCENERY,
THIS IS NATURE'S SACRIFICE!

WHEN THE WIND BLOWS THROUGH, WITH A BRISK ATTACK,
THE REPTILE'S TAIL, RIPPED FROM IT'S BACK!
WHEN THE SUN SETS, WE WILL NOT FORGET THE
RED SUN OVER PARADISE!

He promptly pulls out a metal guitar, tosses the microphone high into the air, and rocks out, clear on stage for everyone to see. And DAMN DOES HE LOOK GOOD WHILE DOING IT. Those who pay close attention might note that, during the entirety of the song, he hasn't had to refer to a lyric sheet even once. Slowly, as the post-chorus part of the song fades out, he grabs the microphone that was tossed up into the sky earlier, spins it around, tosses the guitar to the side, then lifts the mic up to his mouth once more.

Red sun...
(Insert repeat of the song here because I ain't making you read that shit more than you have to.)

Cue even MORE rocking out, just to give the song a nice outro, then he lets the song fade out, holding a rocker pose, one hand in the air in a radical position. Slowly, the lights fade, before everything sets back to normal. This time, the gathered crowd are cheering loudly, everyone clearly loving the song... and those who didn't kind of got brainwashed into loving the song anyway. Verdana grins at them, taking a bow for their benefit.

Soon, I'll do a few other songs too. Up next is The Stains Of Time, followed by Collective Consciousness, then Hot Wind Blowing, with It Has To Be This Way coming up once all those are done.

...And then somebody notices that, during the concert, most of the Splinter Flagship got shredded. And also, for some reason, it's possible to see a faint energy shield protecting the Divine Destroyer from a little bit of incoming damage.


Charges:
Eating people thing: 6/10 (+2 from Alicia)
It Has To Be This Way: 3/15 (+2 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-05-08 13:36:00

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1462653958))

Charges: upgrade(upgrade()): 8 / 15 (Class: PLAYER UPGRADE) +1 to Darkside, Battlefury, Toast Character: HP: 10 Glitch Shielding: 10 (Deals damage to those who damage it.) Passives: None! Action: I pour some fresh Glitch-Brand Jarate on Chris-Chan. How was this jarate made, you may ask? ...I'm REALLY not glad that you asked. First, we have a bunch of Glitch Creatures inside a giant prison! Every single last toilet in the place is hooked up to a giant mixer, in which my workers combine Glitch Residue, Glitch Monsters (whole, and various chunks), and some fruit salad? Why Fruit Salad you may ask? Well, the fruit salad consists of lots of really sweet fruit, which often attracts bugs when the Jarate is applied! After going through the mixer, the Jarate is applied on the average Minecraftian. This normally dissolves the Minecraftian, but their lives go to a good cause, I assure you. The Jarate is then sweeped up, and then put into the giant storage tank. Said tank then starts sorting it out into glitch-resistant jars, which eventually gives us the Glitch Jarate we hate to use today! They also come with free packets of highly dangerous flesh-eating bugs. Said packet of highly-dangerous flesh-eating bugs is thrown at Chris-Chan. Tracer then double-taps Chris-Chan with her Pulse Pistols.

You deal 18,000 HP to Chris-Chan.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1462658891))

Anti-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane. Actual crafting: Sweet Nightmares && Chunk of B1nary = 3/6 Nightmares Of A Host Hate Rune && Picture of Alicia111 = 1/? ??? Activate HYPErdeath on Topaz, Ire, the flagship and me. Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (You know how this works.) AG Players: 3 (one leaning towards) Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Entity orders: Flagship: Splinter Flagship Crew: Murder the destroyer. Now/ === SIDE QUEST === I might start a replacement sidequest IF piono is unable to maintain his. Nightmare: 6/6(1+ piono, 1+ ire) I promptly decide the worst nightmare of the Loyality effect would be to attack Ailicia. So, using the power of 6-charge attacks, i attempt to attack her. This shocks the Loyal status effect so much, it implodes, with overkill on it going to Music Hell Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/??? 2+ to piono 1+ to ire

Hate Rune && Picture of Alicia111 == Picture of 'Her' (Level 0: 1/1)
Picture of 'Her': A blurry picture of a girl that looks somewhat similar to Alicia's avatar, but older, as far as you can tell from the differences between a Minecraftian and a human. Alicia is not fond of you doing this.


You activate Hyperdeath on Sorodin, Chaos, the Splinter Flagship, and yourself. You don't want to attack her, but you resist, and nuke the Loyalty status. You don't manage to effect Music Hell.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1462692705))

15/15 A gift! DONESIES. 3/10 Boop. (+2) 5/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode. +1 to piono, ire and darkside. Yes, this is Jinx from League, which I play. However, since I have also used Jinx in Terraria for the GvT fight, this is an alternate timeline Jinx. I have also summoned Tahm Kench and Leona, in TCF and MCF respectively. Gift charge expended! Summoning Stone... ... summoned. Summoning Stone [???] - 1/50'000hp. 5 lives, after the first death. No attack. Passive - Ancient Magic: Every turn, the Summoning Stone summons an entity for who it is Bonded to. This could be a vanilla entity, or maybe has an additional effect... who knows? Passive - Bond: When killed by a player, the Summoning Stone revives it with full health and Bonds to the killer's faction. Entities can damage the Summoning Stone, but not kill it. Is initally unbonded, even to me (thats why its a gift!). The first kill will only go to the most creative attack NEXT turn, to discourage first post cherry-tapping. /pass Jinx fires twice at English, laughing like a maniacal teenager. ... Because thats what she is. No time to d-d-d-d-duel this time.

You meta-summon the Summoning Stone. Jinx will follow your orders.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1462710627))

((Consumer, read my 0rigins post first before reading this, or it won't make much sense.)) As the brainwashed Proxy was about to end the song, a portal rips open on the Healthineers Stage. Out of it comes a figure... well, it is actually flung into the portal it seems. The figure wears a red and black robe, so you can't really see it's face because of the hood. Ker'Athri has joined the game The figure stands up and takes off the hood. It looks like it's a..... dark elf? He has gray skin, crimson eyes and silver hair. Ker'Athri: Am I interrupting something? Ker'Athri: Anyways, looks like I'm back in this damned place. Ker'Athri: The future. Ker'Athri: Well, if any are asking, I came from the Second Godmodding Wa- Ker'Athri: ... Ker'Athri: Godmodders still exist? Ker'Athri: Why does that golem thingy sound like someone is chainsawing a donkey? Ker'Athri: Anways... Ker'Athri: I need some help, back there... yep, he should do it. The plastic surrounding the Psi's Proxy cracks and explodes. His body is intact, and so is the other guy. The Proxy looks around confused. Psi's Proxy: Why are they all bleeding from their ears? Ker'Athri: If I heard correctly, you are the reason. Psi's Proxy: Oh well, who are you anyways? Ker'Athri: It doesn't matter. Just follow me. The Proxy, because of the Loyalty effect, doesn't want to come, so Ker takes his hand by force and shoves him in the portal, then comes through it too. Psi's Proxy has left the game Ker'Athri has left the game

Tazz has told me to tell you that this is a dangerous idea. The Psi-Godmodder Wars are very set in stone and hard to modify, and a major player in the Psi-Godmodding War would have been noticed. Here's the pesterlog of the discussion.



Anyway, you try to leave the Battlefield, before you run into the slight problem of logging out being banned. This includes escape via portal, godmodding energy blocking any portals out by people who aren't permadead. As such, you are forced to send a clone through the portal.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1462710970))

...That song was terrible. At no point during the song's duration did any sound made even start to remotely resemble some form of music. Everyone in this server is now less musically talented due to having heard that abominable mess of noise. I award all three of you no points, and may whatever gods exist in this world have mercy on your souls, because nobody else will. Verdana the Critic, everyone. After that atrocious little "musical" event, he decides that some better music is required here, and promptly hijacks the setup used for the Healthineers song from earlier. Everyone trembles with fear as he stands on the stage, flicking through his playlist, dreading what he could possibly be cooking up... he glances up at the people present, and grins at them. Oh, relax. I have actually good taste in music, no need to worry about that. He continues flicking through songs, almost tauntingly letting the suspense build, before tapping a button on the setup. Immediately, the speakers near him shift, becoming larger, more powerful, stronger... just all around BETTER. The stage itself, having been covered in weaponry and blood and footprints and all that shit earlier, is suddenly wiped clean of any form of mess. Everything looks grand... He then decides to tap another button, then raises one hand into the air, having somehow acquired a DJ headset. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! And non-gendered beings. TONIGHT! HERE, LIVE, I BRING YOU... MYSELF! SINGING RED SUN, by JAMIE CHRISTOPHERSON... even though that shithead ain't here with us right now BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER! I'M A THOUSAND TIMES COOLER THAN HIM! Now then! The lights promptly stop working. A spotlight appears on Verdana, glowing a strong blue, his skin shining blue in turn, and his hoodie darkening to midnight black. He steps forth, summoning a microphone, as the intro of Red Sun plays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jynTNYSKNuk Once the intro plays out, Verdana adjusts his glasses, then begins to sing. Red sun... Red sun over paradise... Red sun... Red sun over paradise... Golden rays of the glorious sunshine, setting down, such a blood red. Now the animals slowly retreat to the shadows, out of sight. Arid breeze blows across the mountains, giving flight to the birds of prey. In the distance, machines come to transform eden, day by day. Only love is with us now, something warm and pure. Find the peace within ourselves, no need for a cure. CHORUS WHEN THE WIND IS SLOW, WHEN THE FIRE'S HOT, THE VULTURE WAITS, TO SEE WHAT ROTS! OH SO PRETTY, ALL THIS SCENERY, THIS IS NATURE'S SACRIFICE! WHEN THE WIND BLOWS THROUGH, WITH A BRISK ATTACK, THE REPTILE'S TAIL, RIPPED FROM IT'S BACK! WHEN THE SUN SETS, WE WILL NOT FORGET THE RED SUN OVER PARADISE! He promptly pulls out a metal guitar, tosses the microphone high into the air, and rocks out, clear on stage for everyone to see. And DAMN DOES HE LOOK GOOD WHILE DOING IT. Those who pay close attention might note that, during the entirety of the song, he hasn't had to refer to a lyric sheet even once. Slowly, as the post-chorus part of the song fades out, he grabs the microphone that was tossed up into the sky earlier, spins it around, tosses the guitar to the side, then lifts the mic up to his mouth once more. Red sun... (Insert repeat of the song here because I ain't making you read that shit more than you have to.) Cue even MORE rocking out, just to give the song a nice outro, then he lets the song fade out, holding a rocker pose, one hand in the air in a radical position. Slowly, the lights fade, before everything sets back to normal. This time, the gathered crowd are cheering loudly, everyone clearly loving the song... and those who didn't kind of got brainwashed into loving the song anyway. Verdana grins at them, taking a bow for their benefit. Soon, I'll do a few other songs too. Up next is The Stains Of Time, followed by Collective Consciousness, then Hot Wind Blowing, with It Has To Be This Way coming up once all those are done. ...And then somebody notices that, during the concert, most of the Splinter Flagship got shredded. And also, for some reason, it's possible to see a faint energy shield protecting the Divine Destroyer from a little bit of incoming damage. Charges: Eating people thing: 6/10 (+2 from Alicia) It Has To Be This Way: 3/15 (+2 from Alicia)

The power of your singing partly mixed with the power of the Red Song deals 19,000 HP of damage to the Iron Hull. Your healing aura protects the Divine Destroyer from a very small part of damage.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
English, knowing that this turn will be it's last, activates Cue on Jinx. The green lance pierces straight through Jinx, and her mind is dominated, before being sent to the Conflict's side. English then takes out a certain pair of Jujus, and gives them to Jinx. She licks them, and then goes trickster. A maniacal, gun wielding, trickster teenage. What could possibly go wrong? Eight slams into the Iron Hul for 2,000 HP of damage. Spade drop kicks the Iron Hull, causing it to fall off. stevei aims at the Dogpress, before firing an arrow at her, sending her fly. B1NARY follows up by throwing a sickle at her, for a total of 8 damage. Project Binary's Projection changes all Mark of Dog stacks into Regeneration levels, while the Crockercorp Airship fires at a Mecha-Terror Spider, destroying the Barrier. Trickster Past Jinx fires twice at her summoner for 2 damage.

The Summoning Stone summons a floating Magical Orb, aligned to no one. The Splinter Flagship activates (t)riple splin(t)er, firing at Project Binary's Projection, the Crockercorp Airship and English for a critical 24,000 HP of damage each, before activating splin(t)er swarm to deal 10,000 HP of damage to all enemies, plus Splintered. The Dogpress savages English for 9,000 HP of damage. Tracer attacks Chris-Chan twice for 16,000 HP of damage.

The Mecha Terror Spiders shred English into pieces, forcing him into oblivion with a burst of english energy. Eight also explodes due to this. Ebony double smashes Spade in the face for 4 damage for being a preppy. Chris-Chan flips out at the fact that Tracer is trying to attack him, and pepper sprays her for 10,000 damage, before punching her in the gut for another 10,000 damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, and decides to ignore her 'Narrative-enforced' breather to take out a staff, aim, and then fire it at the Conflict. All conflict members take 20,000 piercing damage. The Conflict have lasted a long time, and she really doesn't want them to last much longer.

In the Fortress:
Neither DarkSide or piono have posted, like the last time.

In the Flagship:
Noir and the Crew murder the Divine Destroyer before it can even act, throwing the wreckage out of the window. Noir tilts his head, before looking at the Divine Destroyer crew. You appear to have made a mistake by treating a member of the Conflict with hospitality.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides, as well as controlling your entities into submission.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Kill the post-scratch kids.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Stage (The first entity in every faction minicrits.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE



Music Hell: II
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 26/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Summoning: IIII, /ban FWY-Mech: IIIII, Hyperdeath: III
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 7/10 HP, 0/10 Glitch Shielding, Hyperdeath: III
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbIsDaBest: 10/24 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Hyperdeath: III
[AG] ashkantsr: 1/20 HP, Loyalty: II
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/Psi's Envoy: 5/20 HP, Loyalty: II
[AG] Pricey12345: 15/20 HP

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 9/20 HP, Has 1 Armour (Glitch Stabliser), 5% resistance to integrity damage.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 9/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate

Splintered: II
[01] Spade: 54/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Midnight: III, Mechanical: IIII, Regeneration: II
[01] stevei: 64/75 HP (x2), Airship 2.0: III (ACTIVE), cinis sugere: IIII, Regeneration: II
[01] B1NARY: 53/77 HP (x2), PR0JECT10N: III (ACTIVE!), H0ST 0F THE M1SS1NG G0DS: IIII,Regeneration: II
[01] Project Binary's Projection: 28,100/90,100 HP, Can manipulate the code of reality, Regeneration: II
[01] Crockercorp Airship: 38,000/100,000 HP, Regeneration: II
[01] Void Trickster Past Jinx: 70,000/100,000 HP, Gunslinger of Zillylet: III

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Mountain: 419,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 1/50,000 HP, 50,000/50,000 HP (x5), Master: None, Summons entities every turn, Invincible this round.
[???] Magical Orb: 10,000/10,000 HP

[AG-BOSS] Splinter Flagship: Core: 140,000/200,000 HP, (t)riple splin(t)er: II, splin(t)er swarm: II, (t)ree©hop: IIIII, Hyperdeath: [b]III[/b]
[AG] Dogpress of the British Empire: 4/22 HP, Dog Save the Queen: III, Agony: III
[AG] Tracer: 30,000/50,000 HP, Evasive (30%), Double-Action, Pulse Bomb Stacks: III

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 1/16 HP, 13/16 HP (x2), Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: III
[PG] Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: 165,000/175,000 HP, Double-Action.
[PG] Chris-Chan: 94,000/150,000 HP, Double-Action, Transformation: III, Chaotic Combo: III, Enforcement: III

[GM] Alicia111: 43/50 HP

[THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP]
(t)elepor(t)er de©k
[AG] Elevator: Heavily broken, but allowing entry to the weapons deck.

weapons de©k
[01] divine ©orrup(t)ed gli(t)©h noir: 40/110 HP, Has 1 Armour, Pattern: Glitch Hell (Deals integrity damage to nearby entities), Saber: III, Hands: III, Prototype: III, Incarnation: IIII
[01] Corrupted Saber: 35,000/35,000 HP, Wheel of Time: III

[AG] Splinter Turrets: 10,000/15,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Mann Co. Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Anti-Tank Chairs: 5,000/10,000 HP, 10,000/10,000 HP, Crits Tanks.
[AG] Possessed Chairs: 3,000/3,000 HP (x9)
[AG] Floating Hand: 10,000/40,000 HP
[AG] ©orrupted ©aptain: 29,322/110,000 HP, Double Action, saber ©all: IIII

[PG] Divine Destroyer: 5,000/15,000 HP, 15,000/15,000 HP, Current Pattern: Verdana B.

shield gen. room
Player cap of 2.
[AG] Backup Caller: 10,000/15,000 HP
[AG] Shield Generator: 10,000/10,000 HP
[AG] Possessed Chair: 4,000/4,000 HP (x3)

(t)hrone room
[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 136,666/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG] Splinter Cannon: 10,000/40,000 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 20/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Water): IIIII
[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] demonologist: 25/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour

[H] Possessed Beastmaster: Healthy, All Minions can not attack the Four while the Beastmaster is alive, Control: III
[H] Possessed Swordsman: Wounded, Guarding the Beastmaster, Swordskill: II
[H] Possessed Spellcaster: Healthy, Current Element: Fire, Spellmaestro: II
[H] Possessed Cleric: Injured, Purification: II

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x480)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x16), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x690)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x23), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x360), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x12), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x3), Golden Demopan: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-05-08 19:45:00

@consumer: As a note, you should flip injured and wounded, injured is less serious than wounded pretty much universally. A minor injury is like a small scrap or sprain, a minor wound is like a gash in your side from a sword.
4/6 for Aurora's Longshot
1 stored charge
13/15 for air corps
13/15 for air core
+1 to battlefury, pricey and engie

The golem activates protect.
Eric brandishes uranium's umbrage, then dashes forward, gutting the cleric, ripping him in half, swirling up a massive whirlwind and punting him headfirst into the fortress where he is messily devoured by purple worms. (not going to repeat that with the others, I'm just really sick of the cleric. With as much health as they have, I'm not going put up with them healing themselves.)



Originally posted on 2016-05-09 14:25:00

A portal appears.... again.... again.

Psi's Proxy has joined the game

The Proxy B flies through the portal straight into Proxy A. Now, you see a horrible difference between the two.
The Proxy A is the original Proxy that joined here.
The Proxy B is a black-haired human with black-and-purple armor and giant black eagle wings.

The Psi's Proxy's soul, split between those two bodies, decides to make Proxy B kill Proxy A, before fully settling into Proxy B's body, now called the Proxy.

Psi's Proxy: Hello everyone. Didja miss me? No? Too bad, I'm back.
Psi's Proxy: Well, damn, I forgot to change my username.

...

FallenArchangel: Much better.
FallenArchangel: No, I will NOT even try to explain all of this to you.
FallenArchangel: I just have to say one thing, before the loyalty effect starts working.
FallenArchangel: Alicia?
FallenArchangel: Gorilla you.

He then proceeds to spread his wings and do some anime style jump-spin attack thing at Spade while constantly hitting him with his wings, and then charge straight into him while continuously punching him. At last, he does the same thing he did last time and take all 7 sentences he said, enhance them with an extra concentrated deadly aura and continues hitting him with them.

Then, he goes all "Screw Narative" and duct tapes Alicia's mouth so she can't take a breather. Or say another annoying comment. Or speak in any way.

Charges:

The Ender Guardian: 2/15

Originally posted on 2016-05-09 15:02:00

Charges:
upgrade(upgrade()): 11 / 15 (+1, Battlefury, Toast) (Class: PLAYER UPGRADE)
+1 to Darkside, Battlefury, Toast

Character:
HP: 10
Glitch Shielding: 10 (Deals damage to those who damage it.)
Passives: None!

Action:
I create a glitch portal, and out pops a strange machine! Chris-Chan hits it for massive damage before it can do anything, but it lives, and promptly morphs into another Chris-Chan! With really low HP! The two Chris-Chan's fight, the one that appeared from the portal being supported by me, with several healing spells and crusader's crossbow shots. I then summon another glitch portal, and summon another of that machine!

Like before, Chris-Chan smashes it before it can morph, but it's not long before there's another Chris-Chan working with my Chris-Chan to fight Chris-Chan! Chris-Chan is outsue'd by the two sues before him.

Tracer will use her Pulse Pistols once on Chris-Chan, and also Blink to avoid damage.

Originally posted on 2016-05-09 19:06:00

i-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.

Actual crafting: Sweet Nightmares && Chunk of B1nary = 3/6 Nightmares Of A Host
Hate Rune && Picture of Alicia111 = 1/? ???
I decide to exploit a phrase in Engie's attack to fuel my own. That is to day, "Red sun over paradise"
Paradise sounds like "Pair Of Dice", changing the sentence to "Red Sun Over Pair of Dice"
Suddenly, a pair of "dice" appear on the battlefield. Since the praise red sun is comprosed of two words, it become 2 D2s, or 2x2.
I then deicide that "Red Sun Over Pair Of Dice" looks bad, and erase the "over" part.
"Red Sun Pair of dice"
This infuses the dice with the power of the Red Sun.
the phrase red sun is used four times in the opening lines. Therefore, i multiply the dice (2x2) by four, for (8x8). I then roll the resulting dice at Spade.


Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (You know how this works.)
AG Players: 3 (one leaning towards)
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!

Entity orders:

Flagship:


Splinter Flagship Crew: Murder the destroyer. Now/
=== SIDE QUEST ===
I might start a replacement sidequest IF piono is unable to maintain his.






Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???
2+ to piono
1+ to ire

Originally posted on 2016-05-09 22:59:00

Alright, everyone, I'll do exactly what I said I'll do. Prepare yourselves, for STAINS OF TIME! Also by the same guy who made Red Sun.

In the background, the wreckage of the Divine Destroyer, smoking from both main gun barrels, crashes into the ground, evidently on fire. The drone pilot inside frantically starts whacking the controls, trying to get them to do something, anything... all for nothing, as the destroyer promptly explodes in a dazzling display of golden-white-red flares, echoing outwards across the area. Verdana pays it no mind, as the song begins, intro playing out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI

WASH AWAY THE ANGER!

His voice is just as deep as it was for Red Sun, humorously enough. And it works brilliantly.

Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain...
The droplets falling gently down on the terrain...
Wash away the sorrow, all the stains of time...
But there's no memory, it's only dry inside...

In the mud, and sinking deeper... into a peaceful life.

Verdana inhales deeply despite not needing to breathe. He seems determined to shout the next set of lines a lot louder than he did the lines of Red Sun. Seems he's going for the escalating performance, as in the background behind him, the Divine Destroyer's death explosion can be seen, going off again and again, as a brilliant cascade of light behind him.

AND IT WILL COME! LIKE A FLOOD OF RAIN! POURING DOWN ON ME!
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS NEAR,
AND IT WILL COME! THROUGH THE DARKEST DAY! IN MY FINAL HOUR!
AND IT WILL NEVER REST UNTIL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEAR...
UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED...

Verdana uses the opportunity to rock the fuck out, pulling out a guitar that bears more than a passing resemblance to Fuckslayer, blah blah HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fanfic, making sure not to forget to cry out MY DREAMS DISAPPEAR! in the middle of doing so. He seems to be really into this whole concert-type deal... once the loop back comes around again, one might almost swear that he's using his power to enhance the badass displays going on. And, yeah, that's precisely what's going on. Sure does explain a fair bit, like all the amazing visuals, the quality audio, the fact that Verdana's engaging in a severe case of narcissism with some of the displays...

...And apparently just stole possession of the Summoning Stone by destroying it's first life bar with the power of rock.

Mine. :3


Charges:
Eating people: 10/10 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
It Has To Be This Way: 6/15 (+2 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 12:55:00

@Battlefury: I know this is a bit late: but what alleigance is the demopan barracks?
5/6 for Aurora's Longshot
1 stored charge
15/15 for air corps
15/15 for air core
+1 to battlefury, francisco and engie

Air barracks: 45K health.
Air archons: 50 attack. 20 health. airborne, 50% dodge chance.
Air core: 30K health, same as all the other cores.

If the cleric isn't drowning under a sea of archons yet due to no longer having the beastmaster protecting him (which I promise I won't repeat) Eric fixes that by jamming Triton's Wrath into the ground, causing a massive geyser to spew forth, sending the cleric skyward and into the depths of the Fortress, where a purple worm is waiting to eat him and inflict ISTEUNT DEAF! (Note, they can't actually inflict INSTEUNT DEAF)
Eric, why are you sending the guys who were trying to get into the Fortress, INTO THE FORTRESS?
"Because at this point I don't care anymore. Plus, the Cleric can barely heal minor injuries, that guy's running entirely off the defensive buffs of the spellcaster and nothing else, the only reason he makes things more difficult is the rest of these guys are morons and didn't pack healing of any kind."
So the cleric's basically a level 0 in a party of level 20's?
"The spellcaster's probably a higher average level than the rest, considering his defensive buffs were able to actually keep the cleric alive through an elemental onslaught. I'm simply removing the hypoteneuse."
Clever. So what're you gonna do about the Spellcaster who's like ten times your level?
"You could always help me."
Nah, it's more fun watching you flounder.



Originally posted on 2016-05-10 15:55:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1462800348))

@consumer: As a note, you should flip injured and wounded, injured is less serious than wounded pretty much universally. A minor injury is like a small scrap or sprain, a minor wound is like a gash in your side from a sword. 4/6 for Aurora's Longshot 1 stored charge 13/15 for air corps 13/15 for air core +1 to battlefury, pricey and engie The golem activates protect. Eric brandishes uranium's umbrage, then dashes forward, gutting the cleric, ripping him in half, swirling up a massive whirlwind and punting him headfirst into the fortress where he is messily devoured by purple worms. (not going to repeat that with the others, I'm just really sick of the cleric. With as much health as they have, I'm not going put up with them healing themselves.) Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 24 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 5 topaz: 53 toast: 38 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 29 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 20 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

The Beastmaster's passive does not take effect here, and the Cleric is messily devoured, but barely survives, at Heavily Injured. You gain 5% grief, as I've been forgetting.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1462802553))

A portal appears.... again.... again. Psi's Proxy has joined the game The Proxy B flies through the portal straight into Proxy A. Now, you see a horrible difference between the two. The Proxy A is the original Proxy that joined here. The Proxy B is a black-haired human with black-and-purple armor and giant black eagle wings. The Psi's Proxy's soul, split between those two bodies, decides to make Proxy B kill Proxy A, before fully settling into Proxy B's body, now called the Proxy. Psi's Proxy: Hello everyone. Didja miss me? No? Too bad, I'm back. Psi's Proxy: Well, damn, I forgot to change my username. ... FallenArchangel: Much better. FallenArchangel: No, I will NOT even try to explain all of this to you. FallenArchangel: I just have to say one thing, before the loyalty effect starts working. FallenArchangel: Alicia? FallenArchangel: I love you. He then proceeds to spread his wings and do some anime style jump-spin attack thing at Spade while constantly hitting him with his wings, and then charge straight into him while continuously punching him. At last, he does the same thing he did last time and take all 7 sentences he said, enhance them with an extra concentrated deadly aura and continues hitting him with them. Then, he goes all "Screw Narative" and duct tapes Alicia's mouth so she can't take a breather. Or say another annoying comment. Or speak in any way. Charges: The Ender Guardian: 2/15

The Loyalty effect seems to have changed a slight portion of the contents of your speech. The Loyalty effect is already in your mind, so spending time in the main timeline would still make you loyal to Alicia until it ran out. Alicia catches the duct-tape in her hands, and keeps it somewhere else. Anyway, you deal 2 damage to Spade.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1462817188))

Charges: upgrade(upgrade()): 11 / 15 (+1, Battlefury, Toast) (Class: PLAYER UPGRADE) +1 to Darkside, Battlefury, Toast Character: HP: 10 Glitch Shielding: 10 (Deals damage to those who damage it.) Passives: None! Action: I create a glitch portal, and out pops a strange machine! Chris-Chan hits it for massive damage before it can do anything, but it lives, and promptly morphs into another Chris-Chan! With really low HP! The two Chris-Chan's fight, the one that appeared from the portal being supported by me, with several healing spells and crusader's crossbow shots. I then summon another glitch portal, and summon another of that machine! Like before, Chris-Chan smashes it before it can morph, but it's not long before there's another Chris-Chan working with my Chris-Chan to fight Chris-Chan! Chris-Chan is outsue'd by the two sues before him. Tracer will use her Pulse Pistols once on Chris-Chan, and also Blink to avoid damage.

You deal 12,000 HP damage to Chris-Chan.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1462831154))

i-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane. Actual crafting: Sweet Nightmares && Chunk of B1nary = 3/6 Nightmares Of A Host Hate Rune && Picture of Alicia111 = 1/? ??? I decide to exploit a phrase in Engie's attack to fuel my own. That is to day, "Red sun over paradise" Paradise sounds like "Pair Of Dice", changing the sentence to "Red Sun Over Pair of Dice" Suddenly, a pair of "dice" appear on the battlefield. Since the praise red sun is comprosed of two words, it become 2 D2s, or 2x2. I then deicide that "Red Sun Over Pair Of Dice" looks bad, and erase the "over" part. "Red Sun Pair of dice" This infuses the dice with the power of the Red Sun. the phrase red sun is used four times in the opening lines. Therefore, i multiply the dice (2x2) by four, for (8x8). I then roll the resulting dice at Spade. Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (You know how this works.) AG Players: 3 (one leaning towards) Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Entity orders: Flagship: Splinter Flagship Crew: Murder the destroyer. Now/ === SIDE QUEST === I might start a replacement sidequest IF piono is unable to maintain his. Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/??? 2+ to piono 1+ to ire

I've already done the levels for Hate Rune && Picture of Alicia111, although I don't think you actually made your alchemies go up.

You roll an 8d8, Vriska style, getting 3 4 4 2 7 8 3 7, SOLAR DICE RAIN. Normal d8s rain from the sky, dealing 4 damage to Spade.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1462881315))

Alright, everyone, I'll do exactly what I said I'll do. Prepare yourselves, for STAINS OF TIME! Also by the same guy who made Red Sun. In the background, the wreckage of the Divine Destroyer, smoking from both main gun barrels, crashes into the ground, evidently on fire. The drone pilot inside frantically starts whacking the controls, trying to get them to do something, anything... all for nothing, as the destroyer promptly explodes in a dazzling display of golden-white-red flares, echoing outwards across the area. Verdana pays it no mind, as the song begins, intro playing out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuSSXOQ-1bI WASH AWAY THE ANGER! His voice is just as deep as it was for Red Sun, humorously enough. And it works brilliantly. Here I stand beneath the warm and soothing rain... The droplets falling gently down on the terrain... Wash away the sorrow, all the stains of time... But there's no memory, it's only dry inside... In the mud, and sinking deeper... into a peaceful life. Verdana inhales deeply despite not needing to breathe. He seems determined to shout the next set of lines a lot louder than he did the lines of Red Sun. Seems he's going for the escalating performance, as in the background behind him, the Divine Destroyer's death explosion can be seen, going off again and again, as a brilliant cascade of light behind him. AND IT WILL COME! LIKE A FLOOD OF RAIN! POURING DOWN ON ME! AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS NEAR, AND IT WILL COME! THROUGH THE DARKEST DAY! IN MY FINAL HOUR! AND IT WILL NEVER REST UNTIL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEAR... UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED... Verdana uses the opportunity to rock the fuck out, pulling out a guitar that bears more than a passing resemblance to Fuckslayer, blah blah HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH fanfic, making sure not to forget to cry out MY DREAMS DISAPPEAR! in the middle of doing so. He seems to be really into this whole concert-type deal... once the loop back comes around again, one might almost swear that he's using his power to enhance the badass displays going on. And, yeah, that's precisely what's going on. Sure does explain a fair bit, like all the amazing visuals, the quality audio, the fact that Verdana's engaging in a severe case of narcissism with some of the displays... ...And apparently just stole possession of the Summoning Stone by destroying it's first life bar with the power of rock. Mine. :3 Charges: Eating people: 10/10 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) It Has To Be This Way: 6/15 (+2 from Alicia)

The Summoning Stone is invincible until it's turn in the EoTB to discourage people from instagibbing it. As such, you deal 0 damage to the Summoning Stone.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1462892122))

@Battlefury: I know this is a bit late: but what alleigance is the demopan barracks? 5/6 for Aurora's Longshot 1 stored charge 15/15 for air corps 15/15 for air core +1 to battlefury, francisco and engie Air barracks: 45K health. Air archons: 50 attack. 20 health. airborne, 50% dodge chance. Air core: 30K health, same as all the other cores. If the cleric isn't drowning under a sea of archons yet due to no longer having the beastmaster protecting him (which I promise I won't repeat) Eric fixes that by jamming Triton's Wrath into the ground, causing a massive geyser to spew forth, sending the cleric skyward and into the depths of the Fortress, where a purple worm is waiting to eat him and inflict ISTEUNT DEAF! (Note, they can't actually inflict INSTEUNT DEAF) Eric, why are you sending the guys who were trying to get into the Fortress, INTO THE FORTRESS? "Because at this point I don't care anymore. Plus, the Cleric can barely heal minor injuries, that guy's running entirely off the defensive buffs of the spellcaster and nothing else, the only reason he makes things more difficult is the rest of these guys are morons and didn't pack healing of any kind." So the cleric's basically a level 0 in a party of level 20's? "The spellcaster's probably a higher average level than the rest, considering his defensive buffs were able to actually keep the cleric alive through an elemental onslaught. I'm simply removing the hypoteneuse." Clever. So what're you gonna do about the Spellcaster who's like ten times your level? "You could always help me." Nah, it's more fun watching you flounder. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 26 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 5 topaz: 53 toast: 38 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 29 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 20 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Air Barracks and Core summoned. Alicia gives you a free Spire for your troubles, because we might as well speed things up. The Cleric is devoured. You gain another 5% grief.

We know what I'm going to say here, so I won't say it.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Splintered ticks down, obliterating a Mecha Terror Spider. Spade drop kicks the Dogpress into the next life. stevei throws the world's most dangerous snowball at FallenArchangel, for 4 damage. B1NARY punches Spongebawb into the ocean for 4 damage. Project Binary's Projection stabs the Splinter Flagship for 8,000 HP of damage. The Crockercorp Airship fires at the Splinter Flagship for 10,000 damage, and Trickster Jinx uses Fishbones on Ebony for 10,000 damage, and an extra action.

The Summoning Stone stops being invincible, and summons a Creeper, except particularly stronger. The Magical Orb fires at Project Binary's Projection for 5,000 HP of damage.

The Splinter Flagship Focuses on Spade, who takes a massive 60,000 HP of damage, translating to 15 player HP - 1 from armour for a grand total of 14 damage. Spade is flung like a ragdoll across the Battlefield, also into the ocean. Tracer blasts Chris for 8,000 damage and a Pulse Bomb stack, and uses Blink, giving herself more dodge.

The remaining Terror Spiders work together to deal 3 damage to Spade. Ebony uses dark magic to heal Chris-Chan twice for 20,000 HP. Chris-Chan, in vengeance, pepper sprays Tracer, somehow dealing 10,000 HP of damage, before kicking her particularly hard for another 10,000 damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before seeing the large amount of Conflict entities. She opens a portal, and stuffs Project Binary's Projection inside of it, before selling the Crockercorp Airship back to Crockercorp, and exposing Jinx to grimdark energies. Crockercorp see how badly corrupted the airship is, and destroy it, while Jinx's trickster completely nullifies the grimdark, and visa versa. The trickster energies happened to be heavily integrated with her remaining life force.

INSTEUNT DEAF...

Yes, that was really, really tempting to say.

In the Flagship:
Noir turns towards the Anti-Godmodders. What idiots. Who allies with a member of the Conflict without completely submitting, and expects to live? A black lance flies towards the Corrupted Captain, dealing 20,000 damage, before he invokes Glitch Hell. Glitchy energy unfurls out of Noir, dealing 30% integrity damage to the Splinter Flagship. His Saber follows up by dealing 10,000 damage to the Captain. The Flagship crew react by dealing 3 damage to him. What annoying pests. Noir will deal with them very, very, quickly.

In the Fortress:
The Elemental Golem uses Protect on Eric, bodyguarding him for the entirety of this turn. demonologist finally notices the fight, being very distracted talking to other anomalies about anomalies and anomalous powers, and stabs the Beastmaster, bringing them to Wounded.

demonologist: sorry about that.

The Beastmaster activates Control, and mentally dominates 5 Fire Drakes, before corrupting them with the same soullessness, and making them grow. The Swordsman activates Swordskill, twirls his sword twice, and hits the Elemental Golem, knocking it back. While neither the Golem or piono take any damage, they are both Dazed, and deal 75% damage. The Spellcaster activates Spellmaestro. An aura of flame surround the remaining three RPG 'heroes'. All damage dealt to them will inflict Burning on the attack for the next two turns.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides, as well as controlling your entities into submission.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Kill the post-scratch kids.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Stage (The first entity in every faction minicrits.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE



Music Hell: I
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 26/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Summoning: IIII, /ban FWY-Mech: IIIII, Hyperdeath: II
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 7/10 HP, 0/10 Glitch Shielding, Hyperdeath: II
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbIsDaBest: 6/24 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Hyperdeath: II
[AG] ashkantsr: 1/20 HP, Loyalty: I
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 1/20 HP, Loyalty: I
[AG] Pricey12345: 15/20 HP

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 9/20 HP, Has 1 Armour (Glitch Stabliser), 5% resistance to integrity damage.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 9/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate

Splintered: I
[01] Spade: 31/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Midnight: III, Mechanical: IIII, Regeneration: I
[01] stevei: 64/75 HP (x2), Airship 2.0: III (ACTIVE), cinis sugere: IIII, Regeneration: I
[01] B1NARY: 53/77 HP (x2), PR0JECT10N: III (ACTIVE!), H0ST 0F THE M1SS1NG G0DS: IIII, Regeneration: I

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Mountain: 419,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] Summoning Stone: 1/50,000 HP, 50,000/50,000 HP (x5), Master: None, Summons entities every turn.
[???] Magical Orb: 8,000/10,000 HP
[???] Creeper: 10/10 HP

[AG-BOSS] Splinter Flagship: Core: 122,000/200,000 HP, [b]70% INTEGRITY, (t)riple splin(t)er: II, splin(t)er swarm: II, (t)ree©hop: IIIII, Hyperdeath: II[/b]
[AG] Tracer: 10,000/50,000 HP, Evasive (30% + 20%), Double-Action, Pulse Bomb Stacks: IIII, Dodge: I

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 13/16 HP (x2), Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: III
[PG] Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: 153,000/175,000 HP, Double-Action.
[PG] Chris-Chan: 100,000/150,000 HP, Double-Action, Transformation: III, Chaotic Combo: III, Enforcement: III

[GM] Alicia111: 43/50 HP

[THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP]
(t)elepor(t)er de©k
[AG] Elevator: Heavily broken, but allowing entry to the weapons deck.

weapons de©k
[01] divine ©orrup(t)ed gli(t)©h noir: 37/110 HP, Has 1 Armour, Pattern: Glitch Hell (Deals integrity damage to nearby entities), Saber: III, Hands: III, Prototype: III, Incarnation: IIII
[01] Corrupted Saber: 35,000/35,000 HP, Wheel of Time: III

[AG] Splinter Turrets: 10,000/15,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Mann Co. Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Anti-Tank Chairs: 5,000/10,000 HP, 10,000/10,000 HP, Crits Tanks.
[AG] Possessed Chairs: 3,000/3,000 HP (x9)
[AG] Floating Hand: 10,000/40,000 HP
[AG] ©orrupted ©aptain: 9,322/110,000 HP, Double Action, saber ©all: IIII

[PG] Divine Destroyer: 5,000/15,000 HP, 15,000/15,000 HP, Current Pattern: Verdana B.

shield gen. room
Player cap of 2.
[AG] Backup Caller: 10,000/15,000 HP
[AG] Shield Generator: 10,000/10,000 HP
[AG] Possessed Chair: 4,000/4,000 HP (x3)

(t)hrone room
[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 136,666/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG] Splinter Cannon: 10,000/40,000 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 20/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 10% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Water): IIIII, Dazed: II
[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] demonologist: 25/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour

[H] Possessed Beastmaster: Wounded, All Minions can not attack the Four while the Beastmaster is alive, Control: III, Aura of Flame: II
[H] Flame Draconic Beasts: 6,000/6,000 HP (x5)
[H] Possessed Swordsman: Wounded, Guarding the Beastmaster, Swordskill: II, Aura of Flame: II
[H] Possessed Spellcaster: Healthy, Current Element: Water, Spellmaestro: II, Aura of Flame: II

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x560)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x18), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x750)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x20), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x420), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x14), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x30), Airborn, Evasive (40%).
[N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x4), Golden Demopan: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-05-10 19:40:00