Charges:
calvary(): 14 / 15 (+1, GM) (Class: ENTITY)
upgrade(upgrade()): 4 / 15 (+1, GM) (Class: PLAYER UPGRADE)
+1 to Darkside, Battlefury, Toast

Character:
HP: 10
Glitch Shielding: 10 (Deals damage to those who damage it.)
Passives: None!

Action:
Verdana makes a trollface at a person who isn't even on the battlefield. A chair appears out of a space-rift and bops Verdana. There is also no Irecreeper on the field to nose-rip. Another chair appears out of a space-rift and bops Verdana. The nose-rip then targets Chaos-

cc: bu(t) i don'(t) have a nose
cc: i(t)'s a long s(t)ory.
cc: okay i(t) really isn'(t)
cc: bu(t) we don'(t) (t)alk abou(t) i(t)!

The nose-rip then randomly targets an entity that actually has a nose. If nothing else can reasonably have a nose, it rips the whole universe in two out of spite. I then decide to throw reason to the curb, and murder the Divine Destroyer with the power of a bunch of weapons I found lying around.

I first grab a rapier, lob it into a cannon, and fire it at the Divine Destroyer. I do the same with a spear, a longsword, an axe, a staff, and a set of twin pistols because those honestly suck. I then grab this flaming cool sword that came from a spider, and fire it at the Divine Destroyer, too. Next comes this really nice chair made of spider silk, and a random giant shield, too. Those fly out of the cannon, once again at the Divine Destroyer.

I then decide to use the power of RANGED WEAPONS instead of simply shooting weapons out of cannons ala "Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime" or whatever. I pull out an old railgun, an-

cc: heeeeey! i like (t)his one!

I promptly fire the flaming railgun at the Divine Destroyer. There's a massive burst of damaging flames, engulfing the whole Divine Destroyer! I then load it up, and fire it about three more times before I run out of shots. I throw it into a garbage can, then load that garbage can into the cannon from earlier, and launch it again. The railgun explodes on contact with the Divine Destroyer, bathing it it flames TWICE. I then pull out a deck of cards, and start lobbing them at the Divine Destroyer. They accelerate in mid-air, slamming into the vessel at insane speeds! Next is an electric rifle of sorts, which I squeeze the trigger on. Somehow, the tiny little bullet blows up large chunks of the Divine Destroyer. I then repeat this process with a grenade rifle and a standard-issue rifle. I then throw this strange glitchy rifle into another trashcan, then fire said trashcan just like I did it's brother.

I then get bored of grabbing random weapons, and proceed to grab Verdana, and fire him out of the cannon. Just in a random direction. This particular part of the attack doesn't actually hurt Verdana. I just wanted to do that because why not.

Originally posted on 2016-05-04 17:11:00

Update done. +1 to all charges, if you didn't get the memo.

@Battlefury and The_Topazian: That was extremely cruel for something as simple as insulting the godmodder, and I'll admit that I shouldn't have dealt that much damage to it. The Flagship's next attack (which has already been used), your next attacks, and the next usage of Treechop will have added salt-effectiveness. Alicia used godmodding to make that base fall, as otherwise, it would have simply floated above the Flagship.

The reason that Alicia did that IC is a mixture of as Battlefury brought up, not dealing any major damage to the Flagship, instead dealing with more minor entities, and being tired with Battlefury and Spongebawb's extremely long speeches about her failings, over, and over, again. She has a habit of dealing massive damage to prove a point, and somewhat of an inferiority complex. The reason that happened OOC is the fact that it made perfect sense to do so IC.

@The_Topazian: Entity advantage only counts for entities in the Battlefield.

Originally posted on 2016-05-04 19:36:00

*sigh*
Okay guys, change of plans, due to changing time constraints, I DON'T actually have time to do a sidequest. At least, not yet, and not one as complicated as I had planned. Sidequest is on hold until after I get my piles of schoolwork under control. Because it's crunch time for me.
concentrated air magic AND bow = Aurora's Longshot 1/6
+10 to darkside, battlefury, topaz and toast as compensation.
15/15 for spare charges (Are we allowed to store charges, if we are, I do so)
4/15 for aero corps
4/15 for air core
+1 to battlefury, toast and engie

Eric flips around in the air, driving Gaia's herald through the dirt making a large furrow, and creating a massive gash that sends an enormous pillar of rocks skywards.
This tosses the possessed fighters in every direction, leaving Eric's target open: The Beastmaster.
Eric then suddenly dashes forward with Hephestus's Wrath and cleaves into him (hehe) carving the warrior in two with a massive blast of fire.

Eric also unleashes Elemental Summoning (Fire) and sends the Fire Elemental back to the Fortress. Next up is the Water Elemental.
Fire Elemental: 7500 health, 7500 attack, inflicts On Fire debuff. Wildfire: 4 round charge: deals moderate damage to three targets and inflicts On Fire to all of them. Immolate: 3 round charge: deals very heavy damage to a single target and inflicts inferno.



Originally posted on 2016-05-04 20:52:00

So im gonna start reading Chapter 1
[big][big][big]Anti-Godmmoding Reading (basically im reading how to be the nemesis of a godmodder its other hidden side if you will of godmodding)(also im reading another one not that one) Charge 2/15 [/big][/big][/big]
[big][big][big]DETERMINATION:4/15 [/big][/big][/big]


+1 to all charges of mine from the gm of this game(gm=game moderator



Secret word is:Anti-Godmodder

Originally posted on 2016-05-04 21:50:00

May 2 2016, 07:52 PM
Apr 27 2016, 05:16 PM



Anti-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.

Actual crafting: Sweet Nightmares && Chunk of B1nary = 1/? ???
Anti-tank gun && Anti-Material Gun && Anti-Godmodding Runes = 1/? ???

I reveal that the Divine Destroyer is over the hidden rancor pit, and promptly drop it into the Splinter Rancor's lair.



Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (You know how this works.)
AG Players: 3 (one leaning towards)
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!

Entity orders:

Flagship:


Splinter Flagship Crew: Thank Glitch Noir for his mercy by flicking a splinter in his direction, then wreck the tank.

=== SIDE QUEST ===


Chart for Purging:
28/28, 2 armor, minicrits
31/31, 3 armor, minicrits
34/34 3 armor, minicirts
37/37, 3 armor, minicrits, double action
40/40, 4 armor, minicrits, double action
45/45 5 armor, crits, triple action.
Also has a special, Great Patriotic war: [||||]

Kept for easy copying

1+ to topaz
2+ to piono
Psycho 7/10
Nightmare: 3/10
Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???

Originally posted on 2016-05-04 22:07:00

I can take over the side quest, if you want.

Originally posted on 2016-05-04 22:57:00

9/15 A gift! (+2 from ire, +1 from DarkSide)
Who will it go to... Oooo?
1/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode.

+1 to piono, ire and darkside.

Assuming Noah theoretically can, he tosses a copy of the Glitch De/Stabiliser towards Chaos. He'd probably like that, plus it's probably better on him, being an actual glitch iirc.

It's a vest with arcade esq images on it, and is rather pixellated at the edges.

Noah then does nothing with the bandage. Oh my gosh! Surprise, Drama, Suspense! In the confusion he flicks an olive towards English. At terminal velocity.

Originally posted on 2016-05-05 10:54:00

Alright, y'all. Couple things. Firstly, this ain't a real post, mostly because of real life events that have caused the guy who types this shit to... kind of break down a little. It's honestly pathetic, if you ask me. Second, Chaos, FFS, MY NAME IS NOT SPELLED THAT WAY! Ya do that again and I'm activating a Curse Of Grammar Nazi on you people! Thirdly, well... considering by a couple I didn't mean a polyamorous couple, that's it, actually. I may have a few minor issues going on with myself, blah blah being driven mad, but I'm not sure yet. I'll get that checked out... eventually.

/null

Originally posted on 2016-05-05 12:53:00

/null:

@topaz: Eh, the thing is that the sidequest would be leading into story about The Fortress and SONG's plan/backstory, so I kinda need to be the one running it.

@engie: Ah man, hope things get better for you.

Originally posted on 2016-05-05 16:46:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1462306068))

As a note, sidequest updates will be contingent on people making sidequest posts, not time. 15/15 for watery renovations 14/15 for... I dunno. Something I guess. +1 to battlefury, darkside and engie 15/15 expended! Watery renovations: the town continues to grow, and with the addition of water magic, players begin to terraform the harsh desert. Waiting on the rest of the update Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 6 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 43 toast: 21 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 26 Darkside: 13 ire: 7 Alicia: 20 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1462308677))

QUOTE This is why you do not bait the godmodder. achievement git: bait the godmodder successfully and foolishly bait the godmodder into doing something You also get a free anvil. /null

You've done that before.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1462309921))

ury May 2 2016, 07:52 PM Apr 27 2016, 05:16 PM Anti-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane. I toss out cream pies at the Divine Destroyer. Since it is probably a machine, the Cream Pie gets stuck inside it. Then a bunch of toons come out of nowhere and break apart the tank, then take the cream pie and toss it into it's power source. it promptly Pieplodes, nuclear pie flying everywere. Then i reveal the ground underneath the Divine Destroy is in fact, an infinte supply of pie... Dog pie. What? Did you expect a normal attack from me? Then, suddenly, while the Divine Destroyer is falling though them, the dog's form a rocket and blast off TO THE MOON, and they crash into THE MOON enroute TO THE MOON. Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (You know how this works.) AG Players: 3 (one leaning towards) Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Entity orders: Flagship:  Use Treechop and promptly repair everything alicia just wrecked. Splinter Flagship Crew: Thank Glitch Noir for his mercy by flicking a splinter in his direction, then wreck the tank. === SIDE QUEST === Chart for Purging: 28/28, 2 armor, minicrits 31/31, 3 armor, minicrits 34/34 3 armor, minicirts 37/37, 3 armor, minicrits, double action 40/40, 4 armor, minicrits, double action 45/45 5 armor, crits, triple action. Also has a special, Great Patriotic war: [||||] Kept for easy copying 1+ to topaz 2+ to piono Psycho 6/10 Nightmare: 2/10 Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/???

Salt allows you to hit through zones, once, for 12,000 HP of damage.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1462310153))

5/15 A gift! (+1 from dop) 15/15 Fireworks. (+1 from dop) DONE! +1 to piono, ire and DarkSide Fireworks charge expended! A skinny girl hoisting 2 massive guns- a rocket launcher and a minigun, both splattered with obnoxiously bright paint- walks over, sees the battlefield, and a huge smile breaks out over her face. Past Jinx summoned! She's pretty much a glass cannon. Past Jinx 50'000/50'000hp. 10'000 Attack. Get Excited: Whenever Jinx kills an enemy, she gets excited, gaining an additional action and 60% dodge next turn only. Does not stack. Switcheroo: Jinx has two weapons, Pow-Pow and Fishbones. She can switch between them freely; it is a free action to do so. Pow-Pow, the Minigun: Each time Jinx attacks, she gets an additional action next turn, up to a cap of 3 (4 with Get Excited). These tick down one at a time every turn she is using Fishbones. Fishbones, the Rocket Launcher: Jinx's attacks deal bonus damage to groups, and have a 25% chance to stun. Past Jinx switches to Fishbones and obliterates Mech. Terror Spiders. The Flat World Theorists discuss strategies for converting people to their belief. They decide the most effecient way to do so is to huddle together and guard. Noah babbles about how annoying it is to heal himself all the time, and just as he brings out bandages and wraps them around his upper arm... BAM. To be continued... Now. Sidequest Noah things. Noah leaps onto the Earthen Gorger with Case By Equinox in hand. Buuuuuut he misjudges the distance and falls flat on his face. Assuming by 'his face' you mean, the face of his briefcase. Which also means he fell INTO the briefcase. Defying most of the physics governing vanilla minecraft, it seems that Noah was now in space. He awkwardly reached through the invisible area of space where he fell out of, and somehow managed to pull the briefcase... through itself. It was at this moment that he realised that physics STILL do apply, and began falling. On the way down, he quickly fiddled with the inside of the briefcase, changing it's astral location to directly next to a star known as Antares. Ensuring the portal face of the briefcase was directly below Noah, he (S) Descend'ed onto the Earthen Gorger. It proceeded to get dunked on. Just as Noah's foot touched it and expended all the kinetic energy from the fall, Noah used Timelock to put himself in the safety of a stasis for half a second so he wouldn't get gibbed from his own means. Then it realises that Case By Equinox (which happened to have a star that was approximately 883x the radius of Sol inside) has fallen on his arm, consuming much of it until it reached the part that was too large for Case to fit. Although, if we have such a massive star here, why is the Earthen Gorger not ded? How are we all not dead? Well, there's a limit to how much stellar energy Case can transfer through the face, thanks to the OP Scale. Thats probably a good thing. Won't be able to do much more, massive amount of homework I have been putting off. That includes my party of people.

You heal yourself for 2 damage. Jinx summoned, with slightly more health and attack.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1462311629))

/null I'll just say right now that battlefury is banned from entering the Fortress for safety concerns.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1462311775))

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1462311629)) /null I'll just say right now that battlefury is banned from entering the Fortress for safety concerns. I teleport into the fortress. Alicia, blinded by sheer annoyance, proceeds to destroy the fortress trying to kill me, but only manages to deal one damage. /null

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1462311822))

((Sorry, wanted to do other things for the past few days.)) "Oh, GREAT. Hostiles. Hang on, Eric, I'll be there in a second." ---LITERALLY A SECOND LATER--- Zack rushes out the front door to 'greet' their 'guests'. Namely, by shoving Slit Gemblood through the Swordsman's skull, taking as much blood as he possibly could from him. And before the rest could attack, he equips Beloved Demise in order to become at least a little extra tanky. -----SIDEQUEST----- So I have two Anomaly [causers], and five normal players. So let's see what we have here... ANOMALY 1: Mecha DarkSide It's not the actual DarkSide. Rather, it's his data stored in a robot. Everything, including past memories, exist in this robot. Looks like it uses mostly Darkness and Void attacks. 30/30 HP. ACTIVE: Forbidden Artifact, IIII, uses the power of what normally should not be existing in this world due to raw power, and brings the power of the artifact down onto a foe's skull, dealing a hefty chunk of damage. ANOMALY 2: Squishie Contrary to his name, he is literally made of bricks. Adamantium bricks, one may say. His very flesh is also ridiculously tough, able to withstand blow after blow. Unnaturally resilient. 25/25 HP, 10/10 Armor HP PASSIVE: Armored. As long as his armor exists, party gains defense. Armor HP cannot be healed. Grants a passive 1 Armor. THE REST: Antijack - 20/20 HP - Personal vendetta against Albi Albi - 20/20 HP - Personal vendetta against Antijack Red.wav - 20/20 HP - Music File Truci - 20/20 HP - Bloodthirsty rake maniac Percy - 20/20 HP - Just a dude STATS & ABILITIES: Zack: Alignment: [N] - Sway: None. HP: 20/20 (100%) BLOOD: 26,000 (-0 per turn due to passives)(Conversion: 1HP = 1 BLOOD, 1PHP = 4,000 BLOOD) - RANK: NOVICE BLOODHOUND -BLOOD ACTIVE: Blood Laser - 25,000 BLOOD - Self-explanitory. Hit one target for 12,500 damage. -BLOOD PASSIVE: Adrenaline Rush - 1,000 BLOOD/TURN - INACTIVE - Increases damage dealt by (500 * (max HP [20] - current HP)) the lower your HP gets. -BLOOD PASSIVE: Bloody Shield - 5,000 BLOOD/TURN - INACTIVE - Makes your blood pool take damage for you. For each 1 HP it would have normally done, deal 2 points of blood damage. So, (damage * 2). CHARGES: Hangar (4/15) (+1 Compensation) [FORTRESS UPGRADE] Blood Ritual (12/15) (+3 Various) [UPGRADE] ALCHEMIES: Blood Carnage && Black Blood && Heavily Bloodstained Conflict Diamond = Slit Gemblood (Lv. 5, 6/6) DONE! Description: A badly bloodstained one-handed broadsword that naturally causes insane amounts of blood to be shed, even when the area(s) hit do not normally spurt blood. Contributes to BLOOD levels. Bomb && Void Storage Tank && Bomb Production Line && Retro Video Game Systems = Blast Processing (Lv. 4, 4/5) Oh god it hurts to name it that, but it makes the most sense... But whatever. This launcher that can somehow fit an entire explosives production line in it launches proccessing-powered bombs at the target, converting part of what it would have done into integrity damage. Usually. Okay, to be honest, not even I know what this weapon is. Inventory Alpha Melancholy Mk. I (Lv. 0) - Starting Weapon Beta Bloodlust (Lv. 5) - Bloodthirsty Chain Knife (Able to contribute to BLOOD pool) CHANCE TIME! (Lv. 5) - Attack Die (Attack type, Element, Special) Slit Gemblood (Lv. 5) - Bloodthirsty Broadsword (Able to contribute to BLOOD pool) Nightmare Cutlass v0.8 (Lv. 4) - What it says on the tin. Infernalis (Lv. 4) - Flaming Sword Beloved Demise (Lv. 3) - Shield SUPPORT: +1 Toast, +1 Ire, +1 Piono

You deal a health level of damage to the Swordsman, putting him at Wounded.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1462312136))

Okay, I'm seriously ticked about this. Like, seriously. Whatever, just add salt damage to my next attack. /salt

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1462312418))

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1462312136)) Okay, I'm seriously ticked about this. Like, seriously. Whatever, just add salt damage to my next attack. /salt seriously tho i get i baited a godmodder, but this damage puts her on par with UserZero. Which means she is stupid as all hell for not using this before. I don't care if i baited her, she is now an idiot by default for just dealing this because i said a few walls of text, and it took that to reveal her thermonuclear weapon when it's something as simple as MCedit, which is stupid. At any rate, i'm gonna drop a base on something next round, and if it does pebble damage, i'm gonna question consumers logic, because by minecraft physics the base would do nothing anyway, but ailcia's base somehow did UserZero's attack damage . and the ship is designed to operate under pressure, anyway. Also, while it is a bad idea to bait godmodders, why did she basically hyperstorm the ship? I said a few sentences in game that are obviously not ment to be taken serious [HINT: THE ENTIRE TYPING STYLE], and the last time this happened was via a godmodder moping up the field, or Crusher48 being rude. And the last two examples at least where justified. This? If Alicia is this easy to bait, she might as well become the Baitedmodder. /aliciabait

Addressed in the Update Finished post.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1462316435))

Legitimate question here, with all those AG entities in the Flagship, how do we NOT have the advantage?

Also addressed here.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1462318126))

reinfor©ed 15/15 (I GOTTA LOTTA +s) Metal plates start rising out of the ground, attacking themselves to the Splinter Flagship in such a way that it covers the broken Hull. Iron Hull summoned! Iron Hull HP: 400,000/400,000, 5 Armor There's a REASON for that gauntlet, guys. USE IT PLS. Upgrades 7/15 Sidequest: PLAYERS: Anomalies: GIGA: 30/30 HP. Artificial intelligence. GIGA's physical form has many options of attack, and will not hesitate to utilize all of the tools installed in it to defeat foes.  Update System ||| Becomes more powerful and tankier. Each time this is used, an extra element opens up. Elements: Electricity, Energy. NotNavi: 10/10 Not Navi. NOPE. 50% dodge. #DodgeTanksFTW  Hey! Listen!||| Forces an enemy to waste their turn attacking Navi, who gains a 100% dodge chance against that enemy that turn. Regular Players: GetRektCharacterLimit: 20/20 HP. Hacker. TwitchStreamer9988: 20/20 HP. TwitchStreamer9989's brother. Ahrac: 20/20 HP. Likes murder, blood, and death. Hates SirFK. SirFK: 20/20 HP. Likes peace, love, and happiness. SUCH CLICHE. Hates Ahrac. iMinecraft: 20/20 HP. Works for Microsoft. Sorodin idles until Topaz finishes writing an attack.

You create the Iron Hull, with a lot less HP, and slightly less armour.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1462337610))

Charges: calvary(): 12 / 15 (+2, Darkside, Toast) (Class: ENTITY) upgrade(upgrade()): 2 / 15 (Class: PLAYER UPGRADE) +1 to Darkside, Battlefury, Toast Character: HP: 10 Glitch Shielding: 10 (Deals damage to those who damage it.) Passives: None! Action: I decide that the Divine Destroyer is a bunch of anagrams, so I use the power of those to attack it. First, the Divine Destroyer is "Overridden Yetis"; this means that a cubic ton of Yeti's are now attacking the Divine Destroyer. This makes it "Very Disoriented", somehow! This gives me an opening to "Override Destiny", allowing me to take over the systems of the Divine Destroyer, if only for a second! I cause it to self-detonate most of it's weapons, causing a massive explosion! I then "Edited Very Irons", manipulating every last piece of metal in the ship, causing it to burst outwards, heavily damaging the hull / whatever it has! I then use "Eroded Insert Ivy"; given just how "eroded" the ship is right now, I can insert a whole ton of ivy into the ships systems, which ensnares them and allows hostile plant life to grow inside the ship! I then use the "Edited Very Irons" power again, allowing me to shape the ship into a giant nose, which allows me to combo with "Divide Nose Retry", which rips the whole ship in two, then tries it again, and again, and again, and again- This continues until the whole ship is ripped up into tiny particles.

Would work, but...

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1462364061))

Not sure if actions this turn will even count, but fuck it... Verdana spends some time staring at battlefury13's response to him, then shrugs. Hey, I'm an asshole, I ain't gotta explain jack shit for you. Although I will mention that I didn't notice Chaos doing that. So. Chaos. Don't do that. As for you, battlefury, you're the one typing up entire essays for attacks in a game that you CLAIM you're not taking seriously. So, ya know. Evidently you take it seriously enough to invest so much time and effort into this, otherwise, you wouldn't be here, would you? It's like that one lazy guy at work who puts a huge amount of work into avoiding doing actual work - FUCKING STUPID. With that out of the way, Verdana decides to figure out something else to do. Truth be told, the sheer number of people focus-firing the Divine Destroyer is getting pretty annoying. Therefore, he decides to start screwing with the attacks of the people attacking it, just to see what happens. So, obviously, that means battlefury's orders, and Irecreeper's actual attack. Firstly, Verdana smugly grins at battlefury, pointing out that the turn before he gave the order to focus-fire the Divine Destroyer, Verdana moved the entire thing inside the Splinter Flagship, meaning that the flagship would have to turn it's exterior guns on itself to be able to focus-fire the Divine Destroyer. Then, he decides to start messing up Irecreeper's anagram-based attack, by altering the interpretations of the acronyms. Firstly, the reinterpretation of "Overridden Yetis" means that the Yetis themselves are overridden. And they are. By lice. Frustrating lice that dig into their hairs, causing them to go berserk and start tearing up the Splinter Flagship's interior. Verdana giggles a little, sweeping the Yetis aside after a short while and crushing them into a compact cube with gravity. Yay, random murder of innocent furred creatures! Next, he takes a look at "Very Disoriented". Hmm. That one's a little trickier. Seeing as being Disorientated could mean to have lost one's sense of direction, he decides that that is very much a plausible interpretation. However, since nothing near the Divine Destroyer is friendly, that's not gonna be too much of an issue for it to decide which direction to shoot in. "Override Destiny", admittedly, is also quite a tricky one. Verdana can't figure out what it might mean... BUT, he does point out that to override Destiny does not mean to take control over mechanical systems! Instead, it is more along the lines of the manipulation of Destiny. What is Destiny? Well, it could mean what is predicted to happen in the future... OR, it could mean a videogame! Thus, tonnes of Destiny players across the multiverse suddenly see a hotfix occur. "Edited Very Irons"? Eh, it explicitly says IRONs. As in, metals that are Iron. Sadly, the Divine Destroyer is made of Hallowed metal, none of which is actually the element Iron. It's probably more along the line of Titanium alloy, to be quite honest. Light and durable. Perfect for a hovertank. "Eroded Insert Ivy"? Hmm. Well. There is a player in another game, known as InsertGenericUsername, and Insert could easily refer to him. Thus, Insert, if he has any Ivy plants, shall soon find that they have been eroded away! OH NO! Verdana chuckles faintly, deciding that he doesn't really need to do anything about the second "Edited Very Irons" power, having already come up with an alternative interpretation to disrupt the first use of that power. Consequently, "Divide Nose Retry" can't take, as the Divine Destroyer never became nose-shaped, thus there is no nose to divide! Or is there...? As it turns out, yes, there is, and the nose belongs to none other than Irecreeper himself. Why? Because he was the instigator of the attack, thus the closest living being to the "Divide Nose Retry" power... well, after all that nose division, he more closely resembles Voldemort. And what the fuck is that sentence. Verdana promptly makes a trollface at Irecreeper. Why, yes, I am an asshole! I hope you noticed! Having done what he felt he needed to do, Verdana promptly relaxes, turning to chat to Alicia. So, ya know, I've been thinking a little bit recently. Thought I might try figuring out if I can pump myself up with enough 15-post charges to turn into an actual Godmodder of some rank or other, preferably at least Alpha+ to avoid someone cheesing the rank off of me. Your thoughts? ...Verdana you dipshit you're already OP as Jesus you don't need to become a fully fledged Godmodder on top of your existing bullshit... Entity Orders Divine Destroyer: Every AG in the zone you're currently in. DESTROY THEM! Water Archons: If you guys are still alive, start channeling your combined powers. I have a plan. Charges Completely Unnecessary Buff: 12/15 (+2 from Alicia, probably) That really long charge name: 8/12 (+2 from Alicia, probably, +1 from Piono) +3 to Piono

...Verdana decides to godmod, or Trigger Wield the attack away from the Divine Destroyer. As this doesn't depend on being in the same zone, it still works.

**Divinity Alicia111: That's not breaking reality, unfortunately. That would just turn you into a very powerful Descendant.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1462378261))

Charges: calvary(): 14 / 15 (+1, GM) (Class: ENTITY) upgrade(upgrade()): 4 / 15 (+1, GM) (Class: PLAYER UPGRADE) +1 to Darkside, Battlefury, Toast Character: HP: 10 Glitch Shielding: 10 (Deals damage to those who damage it.) Passives: None! Action: Verdana makes a trollface at a person who isn't even on the battlefield. A chair appears out of a space-rift and bops Verdana. There is also no Irecreeper on the field to nose-rip. Another chair appears out of a space-rift and bops Verdana. The nose-rip then targets Chaos- cc: bu(t) i don'(t) have a nose cc: i(t)'s a long s(t)ory. cc: okay i(t) really isn'(t) cc: bu(t) we don'(t) (t)alk abou(t) i(t)! The nose-rip then randomly targets an entity that actually has a nose. If nothing else can reasonably have a nose, it rips the whole universe in two out of spite. I then decide to throw reason to the curb, and murder the Divine Destroyer with the power of a bunch of weapons I found lying around. I first grab a rapier, lob it into a cannon, and fire it at the Divine Destroyer. I do the same with a spear, a longsword, an axe, a staff, and a set of twin pistols because those honestly suck. I then grab this flaming cool sword that came from a spider, and fire it at the Divine Destroyer, too. Next comes this really nice chair made of spider silk, and a random giant shield, too. Those fly out of the cannon, once again at the Divine Destroyer. I then decide to use the power of RANGED WEAPONS instead of simply shooting weapons out of cannons ala "Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime" or whatever. I pull out an old railgun, an- cc: heeeeey! i like (t)his one! I promptly fire the flaming railgun at the Divine Destroyer. There's a massive burst of damaging flames, engulfing the whole Divine Destroyer! I then load it up, and fire it about three more times before I run out of shots. I throw it into a garbage can, then load that garbage can into the cannon from earlier, and launch it again. The railgun explodes on contact with the Divine Destroyer, bathing it it flames TWICE. I then pull out a deck of cards, and start lobbing them at the Divine Destroyer. They accelerate in mid-air, slamming into the vessel at insane speeds! Next is an electric rifle of sorts, which I squeeze the trigger on. Somehow, the tiny little bullet blows up large chunks of the Divine Destroyer. I then repeat this process with a grenade rifle and a standard-issue rifle. I then throw this strange glitchy rifle into another trashcan, then fire said trashcan just like I did it's brother. I then get bored of grabbing random weapons, and proceed to grab Verdana, and fire him out of the cannon. Just in a random direction. This particular part of the attack doesn't actually hurt Verdana. I just wanted to do that because why not.

You destroy the remainder of one of the Divine Destroyer's health bars, and deal 12,000 damage to the next.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1462391571))

*sigh* Okay guys, change of plans, due to changing time constraints, I DON'T actually have time to do a sidequest. At least, not yet, and not one as complicated as I had planned. Sidequest is on hold until after I get my piles of schoolwork under control. Because it's crunch time for me. concentrated air magic AND bow = Aurora's Longshot 1/6 +10 to darkside, battlefury, topaz and toast as compensation. 15/15 for spare charges (Are we allowed to store charges, if we are, I do so) 4/15 for aero corps 4/15 for air core +1 to battlefury, toast and engie Eric flips around in the air, driving Gaia's herald through the dirt making a large furrow, and creating a massive gash that sends an enormous pillar of rocks skywards. This tosses the possessed fighters in every direction, leaving Eric's target open: The Beastmaster. Eric then suddenly dashes forward with Hephestus's Wrath and cleaves into him (hehe) carving the warrior in two with a massive blast of fire. Eric also unleashes Elemental Summoning (Fire) and sends the Fire Elemental back to the Fortress. Next up is the Water Elemental. Fire Elemental: 7500 health, 7500 attack, inflicts On Fire debuff. Wildfire: 4 round charge: deals moderate damage to three targets and inflicts On Fire to all of them. Immolate: 3 round charge: deals very heavy damage to a single target and inflicts inferno. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 18 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 53 toast: 32 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 29 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 20 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You deal a health level of damage to the Beastmaster, making them Wounded. The Four quickly get back on their feet, and the Swordsman continues to guard the Beastmaster.

QUOTE (ashkantsr @ (time=1462395042))

So im gonna start reading Chapter 1 [big][big][big]Anti-Godmmoding Reading (basically im reading how to be the nemesis  of a godmodder its other hidden side if you will of godmodding)(also im reading another one not that one) Charge 2/15 [/big][/big][/big] [big][big][big]DETERMINATION:4/15 [/big][/big][/big] +1 to all charges of mine from the gm of this game(gm=game moderator Secret word is:Anti-Godmodder

You start reading a book.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1462396022))

May 2 2016, 07:52 PM Apr 27 2016, 05:16 PM Anti-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane. Actual crafting: Sweet Nightmares && Chunk of B1nary = 1/? ??? Anti-tank gun && Anti-Material Gun && Anti-Godmodding Runes = 1/? ??? I reveal that the Divine Destroyer is over the hidden rancor pit, and promptly drop it into the Splinter Rancor's lair. Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (You know how this works.) AG Players: 3 (one leaning towards) Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Entity orders: Flagship: Splinter Flagship Crew: Thank Glitch Noir for his mercy by flicking a splinter in his direction, then wreck the tank. === SIDE QUEST === Chart for Purging: 28/28, 2 armor, minicrits 31/31, 3 armor, minicrits 34/34 3 armor, minicirts 37/37, 3 armor, minicrits, double action 40/40, 4 armor, minicrits, double action 45/45 5 armor, crits, triple action. Also has a special, Great Patriotic war: [||||] Kept for easy copying 1+ to topaz 2+ to piono Psycho 7/10 Nightmare: 3/10 Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/???

The Splinter Rancor deals 8,000 damage to the Divine Destroyer, before throwing it out.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1462399072))

I can take over the side quest, if you want.

#onehundredandeleven

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1462442088))

9/15 A gift! (+2 from ire, +1 from DarkSide) Who will it go to... Oooo? 1/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode. +1 to piono, ire and darkside. Assuming Noah theoretically can, he tosses a copy of the Glitch De/Stabiliser towards Chaos. He'd probably like that, plus it's probably better on him, being an actual glitch iirc. It's a vest with arcade esq images on it, and is rather pixellated at the edges. Noah then does nothing with the bandage. Oh my gosh! Surprise, Drama, Suspense! In the confusion he flicks an olive towards English. At terminal velocity.

You deal 6,000 HP of damage, before English mocks how inconsequential and weak the olive is. The Glitch Destabiliser clone happens to be Level 0, with no points of alchemising or duplication in it.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1462449187))

Alright, y'all. Couple things. Firstly, this ain't a real post, mostly because of real life events that have caused the guy who types this shit to... kind of break down a little. It's honestly pathetic, if you ask me. Second, Chaos, FFS, MY NAME IS NOT SPELLED THAT WAY! Ya do that again and I'm activating a Curse Of Grammar Nazi on you people! Thirdly, well... considering by a couple I didn't mean a polyamorous couple, that's it, actually. I may have a few minor issues going on with myself, blah blah being driven mad, but I'm not sure yet. I'll get that checked out... eventually. /null

#projectb1nary

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1462463165))

/null: @topaz: Eh, the thing is that the sidequest would be leading into story about The Fortress and SONG's plan/backstory, so I kinda need to be the one running it. @engie: Ah man, hope things get better for you.

#024noscope

Originally posted on 2016-05-05 19:53:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
English activates Felt, summoning Eight. Who causes a single non-boss or miniboss entity to die on death. That may be a slight problem. Spade summons a cane, before bringing it into Oriko's head. Her skull shatters, and she dies, laid out on the floor. stevei blinks. The Water Archons die. B1NARY aims a sickle at ++, before throwing it for 4 damage.

The Flagship uses (t)ree©hop, razing the nearby forest, and assimilating it into the Flagship. It regains 40,000 HP, and it's crew regain 9,000 HP. tipsy and ++ put English into a giant pit, which he easily jumps out of, but not before taking 20,000 HP from fall damage. The Dogpress barks. Spade takes 2 damage. Jinx aims and fires at the Mecha-Terror Spiders for 2 damage to each.

The Mechanical Terror Spiders activate Arachne's Web. Spongebawb, Sorodin and Chaos are surrounded in a blue thread, before a sense of perfection surrounds them. This perfection is of the sheer beauty of the web. They feel a large amount of mental influence, and are completely fine with being trapped. Razor blades then burst out of the Web, dealing 3 damage, excluding armour, making them realise that being trapped is not good. Unfortunately for them, the residue of the mental influence is still there, and they are Glamoured, dealing 50% less damage to Pro-Godmodders. Sorodin, before recieving any status effects, is shredded to bits.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, before firing a blast of glitch at ++. His avatar explodes in a pile of glitch.

In the Fortress:
The effects of the contract reappear due to the sidequest being cancelled. The Beastmaster calls a few wolves to savage Zack for 3 damage. The Swordsman and Spellcaster work together to deal 1 damage to Eric. The Cleric heals the Beastmaster back up to Healthy.

In the Flagship:
Glitch Noir is slightly annoyed by having a splinter thrown at it, but accepts their 'gratitude' by bringing the Divine Destroyer to 7 HP bars remaining. The Crew of the Flagship turn that to five. The Divine Destroyer, in response, unloads a pattern of rainbow-coloured lasers onto the Anti-Tank Chairs, destroying one, and crippling another.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides, as well as controlling your entities into submission.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Kill the post-scratch kids.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Ocean Platform (Nautical entities gain 20% attack and defense.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 0/26 HP, Soul Gem: 0/1 HP, 0% Grief, Summoning: IIII, /ban FWY-Mech: IIIIII
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 7/10 HP, 0/10 Glitch Shielding, Glamoured: II
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbIsDaBest: 17/24 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Glamoured: II
[AG] ashkantsr: 8/20 HP

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 11/20 HP, Has 1 Armour (Glitch Stabliser), 5% resistance to integrity damage.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 12/20 HP, 5 Barrier Strength

[01] English: 127,112/413,612 HP, Felt: III (ACTIVE), Cue: IIII
[01] Eight: 88,888/88,888 HP, Causes a non-boss entity to die on death.
[01] Spade: 71/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Midnight: III, Mechanical: IIII
[01] stevei: 100/100 HP (x2), Airship 2.0: III, cinis sugere: IIII
[01] B1NARY: 72/77 HP (x2), PR0JECT10N: III, H0ST 0F THE M1SS1NG G0DS: IIII

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Mountain: 419,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.

[AG-BOSS] Splinter Flagship: Core: 100,000/200,000 HP, Iron Hull: 85,000/85,000 HP, 10,000 Damage Reduction, (t)riple splin(t)er: II, splin(t)er swarm: II, (t)ree©hop: IIIII, Invinciblity: I
[AG-PL] tipsyGnostalgic?:7/20 HP, Drunken Thief: II, Invinciblity: I
[AG] Dogpress of the British Empire: 16/22 HP, Dog Save the Queen: III

[N] Past Jinx: 75,000/75,000 HP

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 12/16 HP, 14/16 HP (x2), Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: ]III

[GM] Alicia111: 43/50 HP, Fanfiction: IIII

[THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP]
(t)elepor(t)er de©k
[AG] Elevator: Heavily broken, but allowing entry to the weapons deck.

weapons de©k
[01] ©orrup(t)ed gli(t)©h noir: 40/110 HP, Has 1 Armour, Saber: III, Hands: III, Prototype: III, Incarnation: IIII

[AG] Splinter Turrets: 10,000/15,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Mann Co. Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Anti-Tank Chairs: 5,000/10,000 HP, 10,000/10,000 HP, Crits Tanks.
[AG] Possessed Chairs: 3,000/3,000 HP (x10)
[AG] Floating Hand: 10,000/40,000 HP
[AG] Enhanced Chaos Sabers: 10,000/25,000 HP (x2), Hyperclock: III
[AG] ©orrupted ©aptain: 70,000/110,000 HP, Double Action, saber ©all: IIII, Invinciblity: I

[PG] Divine Destroyer: 15,000/15,000 HP (x5), Current Pattern: K.

shield gen. room
Player cap of 2.
[AG] Backup Caller: 10,000/15,000 HP
[AG] Shield Generator: 10,000/10,000 HP
[AG] Possessed Chair: 4,000/4,000 HP (x3)

(t)hrone room
[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 136,666/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG] Splinter Cannon: 10,000/40,000 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 24/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Water): IIIII
[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] demonologist: 25/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour

[H] Possessed Beastmaster: Healthy, All Minions can not attack the Four while the Beastmaster is alive, Control: III
[H] Possessed Swordsman: Wounded, Guarding the Beastmaster, Swordskill: II
[H] Possessed Spellcaster: Healthy, Current Element: Fire, Spellmaestro: II
[H] Possessed Cleric: Healthy, Purification: II

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x300)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x10), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x510)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x17), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x180), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x6), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGINGY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-05-05 19:54:00

10/15 A gift!
Who will it go to... Oooo?
2/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode.

+1 to piono, ire and darkside.

#wow,interesting.

Originally posted on 2016-05-05 22:25:00

2/6 for Aurora's Longshot
1 stored charge
7/15 for air corps
7/15 for air core
+1 to battlefury, toast and engie
+1 to battlefury, toast and engie

Action: Okay, I SHOULD be able to direct the Elemental Golem, (I hereby note that minions should only qualify for hordes and really weak entities. That statement IS kinda motivated by me wanting to get the golem and maybe the elementals themselves supporting me, but he was clearly sent here to keep me from just washing those four away in a sea of archons. As another note: I'm fine with that, as long as it isn't overused.) so I have it assist Eric in his concentrated bashing of the Cleric. Maybe also activate Protect? If that would require two actions, it'll just wail on the Cleric
First, I activate Elemental Mastery, because I like minicrits.
Since the Swordsman is being a doof and not protecting the designated healer, Eric kicks into high gear and spins Triton's Wrath above his head. At first nothing seems to be happening. Still nothing. Still nothing. And then... nothing. But then everyone notices the mist. The sort of wet on their faces. One of the possessed warriors moves to attack Eric and he stabs them with the trident.
And suddenly, there is a roar of water, like the ocean is angry, despite there not being any ocean nearby since we're out in the middle of the desert. And a large wave suddenly crashes upwards from out of nowhere and washes into the cleric. Eric begins spinning the trident once more, whipping the cleric around and around, and then begins spinning it vertically. Spinning him around and around, except now, he's smashing him into the ground over and over and over again.
Eric lets go of the trident, leaving it spinning in the air, and pulls out Gaia's Herald, and begins doing upwards swings each time the cleric comes down for another pass, sending massive rock spikes up through his torso. Ka-chunk. Ka-chunk. Ka-chunk. Ka-"Wait a minute." Eric turns back to look at Triton's wrath realizing what he did just a second before. The trident's logical inertia suddenly falters and it clatters to the ground. The clerics physical inertia does NOT falter, and he rockets into the sky.
Eric decides to do some skeet shooting as the cleric falls back to earth, pulling out Hephestus' Cleaver, he swings it once, firing a massive fireball. Ding! Again. Ding! Again, Ding! He keeps on firing, but after a bit, the dings start to get a little disheartened. When the cleric's smoldering robe hits the ground it becomes apparent why. There wasn't a cleric left for him to hit anymore. Oh well, no more skeet shooting.



Originally posted on 2016-05-06 00:26:00

Well, situation that happened yesterday is that my girlfriend kind of broke up with me. Now, we're just really close friends, I suppose.

NOW THEN ONTO BUSINESS

Verdana glances upwards, staring at the very low post count, and makes a dismissive scoff.

That all for today? Well. I suppose it does make my quote JOB unquote easier. Eh. Anyway. Time to figure out my current plan!

...Verdana proceeds to stand there and do jack shit. Well, that's what it looks like. Those with the capability to scan for power surges might notice a HUGE level of power building up in Verdana's body... and not just the fact that he absorbed a 15-post charge to boost his max health. There's something ELSE going on too...

heh

Charges:
CUB: 15/15 (+2 from Alicia and immediately used)
Long Charge: 15/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono last turn, +1 from Piono this turn, +1 from that recent latedop)

Originally posted on 2016-05-06 13:20:00

Anti-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.

Actual crafting: Sweet Nightmares && Chunk of B1nary = 2/? ???
Anti-tank gun && Anti-Material Gun && Anti-Godmodding Runes = 2/? ???

I quickly decide to solve Verdana's obvious power malfunction by tossing him into mercury. You know, the planet? Which then turns to freezing cold mercury. And by freezing cold, i mean below -304892592.

The planet is so cold, everything in it promptly shatters. Including Verdana's soul. Which was just eaten by three frostbitten noobs. With wool.

And an infinite supply of dogs.

I then reveal that the mercury was dog residue, and throw all the dogs into Verdana's soul/soul analouge


Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (You know how this works.)
AG Players: 3 (one leaning towards)
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!

Entity orders:

Flagship:


Splinter Flagship Crew: Actually thank glitch noir by giving him something to sit on.
And then murder the divine destroyer.

=== SIDE QUEST ===


Chart for Purging:
28/28, 2 armor, minicrits
31/31, 3 armor, minicrits
34/34 3 armor, minicirts
37/37, 3 armor, minicrits, double action
40/40, 4 armor, minicrits, double action
45/45 5 armor, crits, triple action.
Also has a special, Great Patriotic war: [||||]

Kept for easy copying

1+ to topaz
2+ to piono
Frying Pan 10/10 (1+ piono) (wait didn't i get a 1+ from piono last turn)
I create a Demopan Barracks in the fortress.
Demopan Fortress: Spawns one Demopan Per round.
Demopan: 5/5 PHP
Special: |||| Golden Pan
Summons a Golden Demopan, who gains 3+ hp and moar attack when he kills.
Golden Demopan: 20/20 HP, 1 armor.



Nightmare: 3/10
Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???

Originally posted on 2016-05-06 13:56:00

@engie: Ah, hm. I'd say I understand, but I've never really been in a steady relationship with someone yet, so, I guess. :sigh: I dunno. You're in one of those situations that is hard to say things over the internet without sounding insensitive. Have a +1.
3/6 for Aurora's Longshot
1 stored charge
9/15 for air corps
9/15 for air core
+1 to battlefury, toast and engie

If the cleric is still alive, Eric decides to put out the fire.
What's the best way to put out fire?
With lots and lots of water.
He hoses down the cleric with Triton's wrath, turning the sand beneath the cleric's feet into mud.
This high pressure hosing sends the cleric skidding across the desert floor straight into the instant cave Eric has set up in the distance, smashing into the back of it, causing a small tremor within.
The entire thing collapses.
CRASH!
No more cave, cleric or cookies.
Wait, there were cookies?
Well, not anymore, there aren't.



Originally posted on 2016-05-06 15:18:00

A portal appears in the middle of the battlefield. It isn't noticed much, because many strange things happen there. But still, some people take note of it.

The portal starts spinning, and out of it comes a skeleton. No, not a monster. An actual dead non-moving skeleton.

The portal spins faster. A body made out of flesh comes out and wraps itself around the skeleton, only exposing its right hand, the mouth and some smaller places.

The portal spins even faster. An Ender Pearl comes out and places itself on the head, where the left eye would normally be.

The portal spins more and more, and some silk and gunpowder come out. The silk arranges a robe around the body and the gunpowder falls on it, coloring it gray.

The portal stops spinning. Instead, an ominous purple message appears in the chat, as a semi-transparent gray heart floats towards the mouth and goes through it.

Psi's Proxy has joined the game

Everyone looks at the figure, which now starts walking towards the AG side, before it speaks.

Psi's Proxy: Alicia. I think we can all agree we do not need another Godmodder.
Psi's Proxy: It started with my lord, continued with Hera along with other people and ended with Richard.
Psi's Proxy: And if I heard correctly, there is some "Acolyte" trying to continue the legacy.
Psi's Proxy: So please
Psi's Proxy: Die.

You feel like a shadow is watching over the server.

Charges:

The Will of Psi: 0/50

Originally posted on 2016-05-06 18:56:00

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1462483559))

10/15 A gift! Who will it go to... Oooo? 2/15 I guess it's about this time that I should explode. +1 to piono, ire and darkside. #wow,interesting.

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1462490810))

2/6 for Aurora's Longshot 1 stored charge 7/15 for air corps 7/15 for air core +1 to battlefury, toast and engie +1 to battlefury, toast and engie Action: Okay, I SHOULD be able to direct the Elemental Golem, (I hereby note that minions should only qualify for hordes and really weak entities. That statement IS kinda motivated by me wanting to get the golem and maybe the elementals themselves supporting me, but he was clearly sent here to keep me from just washing those four away in a sea of archons. As another note: I'm fine with that, as long as it isn't overused.) so I have it assist Eric in his concentrated bashing of the Cleric. Maybe also activate Protect? If that would require two actions, it'll just wail on the Cleric First, I activate Elemental Mastery, because I like minicrits. Since the Swordsman is being a doof and not protecting the designated healer, Eric kicks into high gear and spins Triton's Wrath above his head. At first nothing seems to be happening. Still nothing. Still nothing. And then... nothing. But then everyone notices the mist. The sort of wet on their faces. One of the possessed warriors moves to attack Eric and he stabs them with the trident. And suddenly, there is a roar of water, like the ocean is angry, despite there not being any ocean nearby since we're out in the middle of the desert. And a large wave suddenly crashes upwards from out of nowhere and washes into the cleric. Eric begins spinning the trident once more, whipping the cleric around and around, and then begins spinning it vertically. Spinning him around and around, except now, he's smashing him into the ground over and over and over again. Eric lets go of the trident, leaving it spinning in the air, and pulls out Gaia's Herald, and begins doing upwards swings each time the cleric comes down for another pass, sending massive rock spikes up through his torso. Ka-chunk. Ka-chunk. Ka-chunk. Ka-"Wait a minute." Eric turns back to look at Triton's wrath realizing what he did just a second before. The trident's logical inertia suddenly falters and it clatters to the ground. The clerics physical inertia does NOT falter, and he rockets into the sky. Eric decides to do some skeet shooting as the cleric falls back to earth, pulling out Hephestus' Cleaver, he swings it once, firing a massive fireball. Ding! Again. Ding! Again, Ding! He keeps on firing, but after a bit, the dings start to get a little disheartened. When the cleric's smoldering robe hits the ground it becomes apparent why. There wasn't a cleric left for him to hit anymore. Oh well, no more skeet shooting. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 20 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 53 toast: 35 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 29 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 20 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

The Cleric isn't preventing everyone from getting one-shot. Anyway, you bring the Cleric down to Heavily Wounded.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1462537202))

Well, situation that happened yesterday is that my girlfriend kind of broke up with me. Now, we're just really close friends, I suppose. NOW THEN ONTO BUSINESS Verdana glances upwards, staring at the very low post count, and makes a dismissive scoff. That all for today? Well. I suppose it does make my quote JOB unquote easier. Eh. Anyway. Time to figure out my current plan! ...Verdana proceeds to stand there and do jack shit. Well, that's what it looks like. Those with the capability to scan for power surges might notice a HUGE level of power building up in Verdana's body... and not just the fact that he absorbed a 15-post charge to boost his max health. There's something ELSE going on too... heh Charges: CUB: 15/15 (+2 from Alicia and immediately used) Long Charge: 15/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono last turn, +1 from Piono this turn, +1 from that recent latedop)

You idle, and increase your max HP to 5. Further increases will be reduced.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1462539374))

Anti-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane. Actual crafting: Sweet Nightmares && Chunk of B1nary = 2/? ??? Anti-tank gun && Anti-Material Gun && Anti-Godmodding Runes = 2/? ??? I quickly decide to solve Verdana's obvious power malfunction by tossing him into mercury. You know, the planet? Which then turns to freezing cold mercury. And by freezing cold, i mean below -304892592. The planet is so cold, everything in it promptly shatters. Including Verdana's soul. Which was just eaten by three frostbitten noobs. With wool. And an infinite supply of dogs. I then reveal that the mercury was dog residue, and throw all the dogs into Verdana's soul/soul analouge Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (You know how this works.) AG Players: 3 (one leaning towards) Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Entity orders: Flagship: Splinter Flagship Crew: Actually thank glitch noir by giving him something to sit on. And then murder the divine destroyer. === SIDE QUEST === Chart for Purging: 28/28, 2 armor, minicrits 31/31, 3 armor, minicrits 34/34 3 armor, minicirts 37/37, 3 armor, minicrits, double action 40/40, 4 armor, minicrits, double action 45/45 5 armor, crits, triple action. Also has a special, Great Patriotic war: [||||] Kept for easy copying 1+ to topaz 2+ to piono Frying Pan 10/10 (1+ piono) (wait didn't i get a 1+ from piono last turn) I create a Demopan Barracks in the fortress. Demopan Fortress: Spawns one Demopan Per round. Demopan: 5/5 PHP Special: |||| Golden Pan Summons a Golden Demopan, who gains 3+ hp and moar attack when he kills. Golden Demopan: 20/20 HP, 1 armor. Nightmare: 3/10 Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/???

Sweet Nightmares && Chunk of B1nary = N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST (Level 5: 2/6)
Anti-Tank Gun && Anti-Material Gun && Anti-Godmodding Runes = Oblivion-Elemented Anti-Turret Tank Gun (Level 15: 1/16)
You deal 2 Glamoured damage to Verdana. Demopan Barracks summoned, but slightly nerfed.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1462544312))

@engie: Ah, hm. I'd say I understand, but I've never really been in a steady relationship with someone yet, so, I guess. :sigh: I dunno. You're in one of those situations that is hard to say things over the internet without sounding insensitive. Have a +1. 3/6 for Aurora's Longshot 1 stored charge 9/15 for air corps 9/15 for air core +1 to battlefury, toast and engie If the cleric is still alive, Eric decides to put out the fire. What's the best way to put out fire? With lots and lots of water. He hoses down the cleric with Triton's wrath, turning the sand beneath the cleric's feet into mud. This high pressure hosing sends the cleric skidding across the desert floor straight into the instant cave Eric has set up in the distance, smashing into the back of it, causing a small tremor within. The entire thing collapses. CRASH! No more cave, cleric or cookies. Wait, there were cookies? Well, not anymore, there aren't. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 22 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 53 toast: 35 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 29 Darkside: 24 ire: 7 Alicia: 20 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You make the Cleric become Injured. Heavily Wounded is a surprisingly low amount of injuries, just maybe a medium sized gash on your arm.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1462557407))

A portal appears in the middle of the battlefield. It isn't noticed much, because many strange things happen there. But still, some people take note of it. The portal starts spinning, and out of it comes a skeleton. No, not a monster. An actual dead non-moving skeleton. The portal spins faster. A body made out of flesh comes out and wraps itself around the skeleton, only exposing its right hand, the mouth and some smaller places. The portal spins even faster. An Ender Pearl comes out and places itself on the head, where the left eye would normally be. The portal spins more and more, and some silk and gunpowder come out. The silk arranges a robe around the body and the gunpowder falls on it, coloring it gray. The portal stops spinning. Instead, an ominous purple message appears in the chat, as a semi-transparent gray heart floats towards the mouth and goes through it. Psi's Proxy has joined the game Everyone looks at the figure, which now starts walking towards the AG side, before it speaks. Psi's Proxy: Alicia. I think we can all agree we do not need another Godmodder. Psi's Proxy: It started with my lord, continued with Hera along with other people and ended with Richard. Psi's Proxy: And if I heard correctly, there is some "Acolyte" trying to continue the legacy. Psi's Proxy: So please Psi's Proxy: Die. You feel like a shadow is watching over the server. Charges: The Will of Psi: 0/50

**Divinity Alicia111: How cute.
**Divinity Alicia111: This creature, golem thing, thinks he's Psi's Proxy.
**Divinity Alicia111: PSI IS DEAD.
**Divinity Alicia111: Pretending to serve a dead man? Really?
**Divinity Alicia111: Anyway, I do not hold rights to the title of Godmodder. That goes to Godmodder477, the current Omega Plus.
**Divinity Alicia111: Who is not dead, meaning that the title of the Godmodder has not ended.
**Divinity Alicia111: It's a shame. Personally, I think I'm much more worthy of the title than Omega Plus than him.
**Divinity Alicia111: He can't even come up with good names, and I'm the one who used my first name plus 111.
**Divinity Alicia111: There is no such person called the Acolyte. I likely would have heard of him.

Welcome to the game. The name you have chosen is likely to make people want to murder you. You have been warned. Also, the cap is 15, not 50.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The invulnerability of tipsy, the Corrupted Captain and the Splinter Flagship disappears. English rubs this in by firing the Cue Stick at the Hull for 5,000 HP of damage. Eight sends black streams of energy towards the Mecha-Terror Spiders for 1 damage to one. Spade uses Midnight on Past Jinx, dealing 12,000 HP of damage and giving her a Void Emblem. stevei and B1NARY discuss Psi's Proxy, without stevei noticing he got nerfed to 75 HP.

[100 Blocks High] **Mates B1NARY: S0, th1s pers0n wants t0 be Ps1's fan?
(Fallen From Grace) stevei: Yes.
[100 Blocks High] **Mates B1NARY: He w0uld make an excellent h0st for Ps1, 1f he was st1ll al1ve.

B1NARY readies his sickle, and throws it at Psi's Proxy, while stevei rushes him, together dealing 8 damage. The Crystal Golem, in revenge for Sorodin's death, smashes into a Mecha Terror Spider's face for 1 damage. The Splinter Flagship fires at a Mecha Terror Spider for 5 damage. tipsy throws an eight ball at Eight for 10,000 HP of damage. The Dogpress unleashes a blast of Dog at a Mecha Terror Spider for 1 damage. The Mecha Terror Spiders rush stevei, tipsy, and the Dogpress for 2 damage each.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, glares at the Envoy for a split second, and summons another thing from Gensokyo, this time Suika's Gourd,. She swings the chain on it several times, before it lands straight in tipsy's face. Tipsy flies into the ocean, hits a nearby base, and dies. She then activates Fanfiction. She creates a portal in a way that intentionally degrades the fictional quality of Universe B, before two Mary Sues appear out of it, a gothic vampire witch, and a man, clearly two old to be wearing an undersized gym leader's costume. Ebony Way and Chris-chan summoned.

In the Flagship:
Glitch Noir sits on the chair that the Flagship crew gave to him, before cheating, and using Prototype on the Divine Destroyer before it gets wrecked. He now can create patterns that apply automatically. The Flagship Crew then blows two life bars off of the Divine Destroyer, putting it on Verdana Pattern A. It in response fires gravitational beams at both Enhanced Chaos Sabers, killing them.

In the Fortress:
The Elemental Golem, who I managed to forget about until the morning after the update, bashes the Cleric down to Heavily Injured.

Every possessed player that isn't the Cleric recognises the massive threat that is Eric, and team up to deal a massive 5 damage to him, which is a huge feat considering that he has 3 armour. The Cleric heals themself back to Injured.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides, as well as controlling your entities into submission.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Kill the post-scratch kids.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Ocean Platform (Nautical entities gain 20% attack and defense.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 0/26 HP, Soul Gem: 0/1 HP, 0% Grief, Summoning: IIII, /ban FWY-Mech: IIIII
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 7/10 HP, 0/10 Glitch Shielding, Glamoured: I
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbIsDaBest: 17/24 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Glamoured: I
[AG] ashkantsr: 8/20 HP
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/Psi's Envoy: 12/20 HP

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 11/20 HP, Has 1 Armour (Glitch Stabliser), 5% resistance to integrity damage.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 9/25 HP, 5 Barrier Strength

[01] English: 127,112/413,612 HP, Felt: III (ACTIVE), Cue: IIII
[01] Eight: 78,888/88,888 HP, Causes a non-boss entity to die on death.
[01] Spade: 71/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Midnight: III[, Mechanical: IIII
[01] stevei: 73/75 HP (x2), Airship 2.0: III, cinis sugere: IIII
[01] B1NARY: 72/77 HP (x2), PR0JECT10N: III, H0ST 0F THE M1SS1NG G0DS: IIII

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Mountain: 419,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.

[AG-BOSS] Splinter Flagship: Core: 100,000/200,000 HP, Iron Hull: 80,000/85,000 HP, 10,000 Damage Reduction, (t)riple splin(t)er: II, splin(t)er swarm: II, (t)ree©hop: IIIII
[AG] Dogpress of the British Empire: 14/22 HP, Dog Save the Queen: III

[N] Past Jinx: 63,000/75,000 HP, Void Emblem

[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 4/16 HP, 14/16 HP (x2), Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: III
[PG] Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way: 175,000/175,000 HP, Double-Action.
[PG] Chris-Chan: 150,000/150,000 HP, Double-Action, Transformation: III, Chaotic Combo: III, Enforcement: III
[GM] Alicia111: 43/50 HP

[THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP]
(t)elepor(t)er de©k
[AG] Elevator: Heavily broken, but allowing entry to the weapons deck.

weapons de©k
[01] divine ©orrup(t)ed gli(t)©h noir: 40/110 HP, Has 1 Armour, Pattern: Glitch Hell (Deals integrity damage to nearby entities), Saber: III, Hands: III, Prototype: III, Incarnation: IIII

[AG] Splinter Turrets: 10,000/15,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Mann Co. Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Anti-Tank Chairs: 5,000/10,000 HP, 10,000/10,000 HP, Crits Tanks.
[AG] Possessed Chairs: 3,000/3,000 HP (x10)
[AG] Floating Hand: 10,000/40,000 HP
[AG] ©orrupted ©aptain: 70,000/110,000 HP, Double Action, saber ©all: IIII

[PG] Divine Destroyer: 15,000/15,000 HP (x3), Current Pattern: Verdana A.

shield gen. room
Player cap of 2.
[AG] Backup Caller: 10,000/15,000 HP
[AG] Shield Generator: 10,000/10,000 HP
[AG] Possessed Chair: 4,000/4,000 HP (x3)

(t)hrone room
[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 136,666/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG] Splinter Cannon: 10,000/40,000 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 20/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Water): IIIII
[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] demonologist: 25/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour

[H] Possessed Beastmaster: Healthy, All Minions can not attack the Four while the Beastmaster is alive, Control: III
[H] Possessed Swordsman: Wounded, Guarding the Beastmaster, Swordskill: II
[H] Possessed Spellcaster: Healthy, Current Element: Fire, Spellmaestro: II
[H] Possessed Cleric: Injured, Purification: II

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x360)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x12), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x570)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x19), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x240), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x8), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 7,500/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 2/2 HP, Golden Demopan: IIII

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-05-06 20:04:00

So dont hate me for doing this but im gonna do something a bit suspicous:
[big]the resturant of loveeeeeeeeeeeee 1/10 (ohh who will it be?and sorry its not pink the zeta bords have no pink)[/big]
[big][big][big]DETERMINATION 1/50[/big][/big][/big]
[big][big]reading the book of anti-godmodders 3/50[/big][/big]
[small]my lifes hope:0/0[/small]

And so that this isn't just a charge post im going to ummmmmmmmmm give alcia a taco...?
done!





secret word of the post:my favorite ship is:alcia x verdiana (ps dont make it so everyone can see the hidden message please....?)

Originally posted on 2016-05-06 20:36:00

blah blah blah respawn blah blah blah

Originally posted on 2016-05-07 00:28:00