@darkside: As a note, 30 points of miscellaneous charge were spent on "renovations", and as such, there's a bit of town around the outside, and people just sort of come and go. It might be hard to recognize attackers unless they were to come in a large group, in which case we wouldn't need to watch for them because the archons would go into over-protective mode and the fire spheres in the walls would start blasting the aggressor army.
10/15 for watery renovations
9/15 for... I dunno. Something I guess.
+1 to ire, battlefury and toast

The words appear in Alicia's mind.
Oh, tapping into the Respawns?
It's a side-effects of me setting up a rig with the spawn-point.
I used command blocks instead of beds for the "set your spawn point here" function.
Funnily enough, the server recognizes any sentient being that presses the button, so if someone who isn't in the Respawn system presses the button, bam! They respawn now. Not a whole lot have figured it out though.
You could use the system to give resurrective immortality to any "friends" you might pick up along the way. It doesn't even have to be in the Fortress, it'll work with any spawn set command.

Prime Eric sees the four approaching, and something seems off about them, if SONG hadn't left him with access to a screen that read out the update terminal, he wouldn't have made note of them.
Perhaps it would be best to confront them. Eric launches himself from a pillar of rock out to greet the four new arrivals.



Originally posted on 2016-05-02 20:52:00

3/15 A gift!
13/15 Fireworks. (+3)

Noah picks up Oriko with his right by the scruff of her shirt, or whatever she has on, and leaps into the air. They go up 75, 100, 200 blocks before stopping. They float there for a moment, before Noah pushes Oriko below him, and they fall. The two gain speed as they fall, and hit terminal velocity juuuuust before they hit the ground.
...
And also what was on the ground, i.e. Kirika. In the most literal sense possible, Oriko and Kirika got dunked. While the two girls were stunned, Noah brought out a drill-like machine and attatched it to his arm. He proceeded to do this, launching them both away, ragdolled.

+1 to piono, ire and DarkSide.

Originally posted on 2016-05-02 21:35:00

Apr 27 2016, 05:16 PM



Anti-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 2/11)
why yes of course i will craft this, it is obviously so awesome i will attempt to use the color of the words and other stuff to craft it now even tho consumer is probably gonna torpedo it.

QUOTE

**Divinity Alicia111: Don't you even consider crafting that. **Divinity Alicia111: I'll focus you down even more.

battlefury13: look at this idiot here. this idiot has cleary not heard of "a good use of time"
battlefury13:i mean she uses threats, thats a waste of time. real godmodders blow up planets whenever i hit them. we all know this to be true, and anyone saying otherwise is about to have their home planet kaboomed.
battlefury13: this one however has failed to cr8 a single crater, and therefore should be banned forever.
battlefury13: /banforever alicia111
battlefury13: lolololololo as you can cleary see that is not the ban command it will obviously work i am creative rite? /s
battlefury13: but seriously what kind of idiot godmodder has to target players
battlefury13: like for reals
battlefury13: you seem to also have a complex for random people insulting your power
battlefury13: whoops did i say power
battlefury13: i meant lack of any semblance.
battlefury13: seriously tho thanks for the cool sword
battlefury13: you are also easily #triggered by a few walls of text as proven by the curse of keyboard stopping
battlefury13: seriously is that the only appication of that curse i could think of a couple.
battlefury13: sadly all those have been copyrighted. in exchange for sole rite to design, please transfer 10 godmodder hp from the account alicia111
battlefury13: also, what kind of fool does not employ the tactic of tossing everything out they have to kill your enemy
battlefury13: instead you sat on three project charges for three weeks.
battlefury13: but seriously why do you think focusing me will get you anywere?
battlefury13: i seem to be the person whose plot armor comes from being able to easily anger you.
battlefury13: also idiot their is something called respawn. we players use it, unlike you idiotic godmodders.
battlefury13: also, focusing me will just motivate me to kill you harder .
battlefury13: but seriously you seem to have an issue staying a threat.
battlefury13: right now the only real issue is the conflict entitys
battlefury13: you have done the equal of batcrap to stop my flagship. so have your entitys.
battlefury13: meanwhile, you have to hide behind a wall made of whatever you can summon and whatever the crack alliance between you and piono can create.
battlefury13: i mean seriously make your own archons
battlefury13: your supposed to be a godmodder, but for all i care, your the emperor of the LOLLIPOP GUILD.
battlefury13: and not even the version of it with spiral suckers.
battlefury13: oh, and if you actually annoy me enough i will just start trying to murder with my own spiral sucker.
battlefury13: i hear being grimbark and trickster at the "sane" time is a "fun" experience
battlefury13: 111 out of ten dwarf fortress players thought it was fun.
battlefury13: also no godmodder has gotten high on thyme or trickster/grimdarkness. i must expand my horzions.
battlefury13: but first, let me show you the fire power of this fully armed and operational battlestation.
battlefury13: FIRE AT WILL, COMMANDER.
battlefury13: hey, b1nary
battlefury13: stand still.
WHACK

battlefury13: hold on a sec, i need to get the pink from the terraria fourms

here we go
WHACK
whoops, i missed and hit mr. admin guy


Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (You know how this works.)
AG Players: 3 (one leaning towards)
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!




Entity orders:

Flagship: [ S] Make Him Pay: Use Blast (2) on the Divine Destroyer, and (blast) on a random [01].


Splinter Flagship Crew: Murder Noir.



=== SIDE QUEST ===
Party creation, woot
regular idiots
valvetime123: 20/20
mostoppersonever 20/20
demoknight_1 20/20
demoknight_2 20/20
coolskullcutter 20/20

useful idiots
communistmanifesto Manifesto Power: 15/15 Manifesto: |||. Converts enemys to side, or causes them to take minicrits. Manifesto Power can only go down by one per instance of damage, and damage is higher while Manifesto Power is higher, but is harder to damage at lower Manifesto Power, gaining one armor at 7/15 manifesto power. Minicrits above 12 Manifesto power. Double action at 15 Manifesto Power. Regens one manifesto power per two turns. Manifesto power can be healed, but only by one each action.
thestalinator: 25/25. Here to purge the party of idiots. 1 Armor. When someone reachs below 10 HP, heal them by 5. If they fail to reach above 10 HP, Purge them, causing thestalinator to gain 3 max HP, 7 healing, more attack, 1 armor, and minicrits.
Chart for Purging:
28/28, 2 armor, minicrits
31/31, 3 armor, minicrits
34/34 3 armor, minicirts
37/37, 3 armor, minicrits, double action
40/40, 4 armor, minicrits, double action
45/45 5 armor, crits, triple action.
Also has a special, Great Patriotic war: [||||]





Kept for easy copying

1+ to topaz
2+ to piono
Psycho 5/10 (4+ or something from piono?)
Nightmare: 1/10
Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???

Originally posted on 2016-05-03 00:52:00

Gotta love how battlefury13 didn't use ANY proper punctuation in his long, drawn-out rant. Congrats. Well done. You dingus. It's pretty important to, if you're trying to sound smart, at least bother with punctuation. Hell, even capitalization would've helped. Alicia, ya want my advice, don't bother wasting time on him with words. Actions speak louder than words. Actions like, say, oh, I dunno, suddenly causing him to be missing health bar segments? Hell, I wonder if you can use that godmodding power to damage his MAXIMUM health...

A moment passes. Verdana focuses on the two beings who have just arrived.

Oh, look who it is. A guy who betrayed two of his closest friends and teamed up with an army of douchebags, and someone who was clearly born on a highway because THAT'S WHERE ALL ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. Yes, steve, thank you for noticing the fact that I'm still that one guy who would, if he were in an Undertale AU's genocide route, probably have a themesong called "Battle Against A True Asshole". I mean, it's not like I try to hide the fact that you're complete shit compared to me. That just happens on it's own.

Verdana grins at both of them for a moment, baring his teeth at stevei for a moment as if threatening to eat him later on. It's worth noting he hasn't quite managed to clean his teeth from all the blood of his last kill. After resetting back to normal, Verdana then prepares an attack of some sort... which, naturally, involves him levitating the mountain and immediately dropping it from orbit, right on top of the Splinter Flagship. If that weren't bad enough, he then lifts up the mountain again, sets it aside (on top of Binary), then gestures vaguely at the Splinter Flagship, causing it to plummet into the ground. Once there, a horrific cracking sound can be heard, and a moment later, Verdana gestures once again, picking up the Divine Destroyer through the power of gravity manipulation. A moment passes.

Of course I'm gonna be a bit more careful with this than I am with most things.

He then very carefully levitates it over, sending orders to the drone in the cockpit to pilot the Divine Destroyer. Through the use of teamwork, they manage to get it into the teleporter room, where it drives into the elevator, poking a button to get the elevator to take it to the weapons deck. Once there, it carefully rumbles into the weapons deck. Unsure what to make of Corrupted Glitch Noir, it focuses on the only logical target.

Divine Destroyer: Anti-Tank Chairs are the priority target. Secondary target is the Enhanced Chaos Sabers.


Back on the battlefield, Verdana decides to take a moment to clean up, picking bits of dead guy out from between his teeth. Once done, he turns to the Water Archons under his control, barking out an order to concentrate all firepower (or, waterpower, rather) on... let's see, who's a threat... ooo, I know.

Water Archons: Priority target is Topazian (as revenge for that annoying-ass invincibility you imbued the Splinter Flagship Core with), secondary target is Battlefury13.


Charges
Completely Unnecessary Buff: 9/15 (+2 from Alicia)
I Wonder If Pumping A Player Full Of Charges Can Make Them Eventually Become A Boss Entity Or Something: 4/10 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

+3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-05-03 13:43:00

Hey so i'm gonna do something so........ ill read a book specifically the necronomicane of godmodding !
[big][big]Determination:[/big][/big] ===============
(all gold = are not yet charged)







And for today's hidden word of the day is:WINGS!














































also i'm gonna know all about richard and userzeros adventures [big][big][big][big]>:)[/big][/big][/big][/big]

Originally posted on 2016-05-03 15:41:00

/null second post isn't being made since I'm waiting on others so that I can make a sidequest post.

Originally posted on 2016-05-03 16:25:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1462218778))

@darkside: As a note, 30 points of miscellaneous charge were spent on "renovations", and as such, there's a bit of town around the outside, and people just sort of come and go. It might be hard to recognize attackers unless they were to come in a large group, in which case we wouldn't need to watch for them because the archons would go into over-protective mode and the fire spheres in the walls would start blasting the aggressor army. 10/15 for watery renovations 9/15 for... I dunno. Something I guess. +1 to ire, battlefury and toast The words appear in Alicia's mind. Oh, tapping into the Respawns? It's a side-effects of me setting up a rig with the spawn-point. I used command blocks instead of beds for the "set your spawn point here" function. Funnily enough, the server recognizes any sentient being that presses the button, so if someone who isn't in the Respawn system presses the button, bam! They respawn now. Not a whole lot have figured it out though. You could use the system to give resurrective immortality to any "friends" you might pick up along the way. It doesn't even have to be in the Fortress, it'll work with any spawn set command. Prime Eric sees the four approaching, and something seems off about them, if SONG hadn't left him with access to a screen that read out the update terminal, he wouldn't have made note of them. Perhaps it would be best to confront them. Eric launches himself from a pillar of rock out to greet the four new arrivals. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 4 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 43 toast: 20 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 23 Darkside: 13 ire: 7 Alicia: 20 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

**Divinity Alicia111: It seems useful. Very useful. I'll probably get Oriko and Kirika to use it soon, they seem like very useful allies.

The four turn towards you. They each simply step forward, not looking at each other, simply at you. They stop, before a flash of demonic energy appears around them. A voice is heard in the nearby's heads.

KILL.

The four begin to attempt to attack you.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1462221310))

3/15 A gift! 13/15 Fireworks. (+3) Noah picks up Oriko with his right by the scruff of her shirt, or whatever she has on, and leaps into the air. They go up 75, 100, 200 blocks before stopping. They float there for a moment, before Noah pushes Oriko below him, and they fall. The two gain speed as they fall, and hit terminal velocity juuuuust before they hit the ground. ... And also what was on the ground, i.e. Kirika. In the most literal sense possible, Oriko and Kirika got dunked. While the two girls were stunned, Noah brought out a drill-like machine and attatched it to his arm. He proceeded to do this, launching them both away, ragdolled. +1 to piono, ire and DarkSide.

Oriko sidesteps out of the way, having forseen your attack, so you land on Kirika for 2 damage.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1462233129))

Apr 27 2016, 05:16 PM Anti-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 2/11) why yes of course i will craft this, it is obviously so awesome i will attempt to use the color of the words and other stuff to craft it now even tho consumer is probably gonna torpedo it. QUOTE **Divinity Alicia111: Don't you even consider crafting that. **Divinity Alicia111: I'll focus you down even more. battlefury13: look at this idiot here. this idiot has cleary not heard of "a good use of time" battlefury13:i mean she uses threats, thats a waste of time. real godmodders blow up planets whenever i hit them. we all know this to be true, and anyone saying otherwise is about to have their home planet kaboomed. battlefury13: this one however has failed to cr8 a single crater, and therefore should be banned forever. battlefury13: /banforever alicia111 battlefury13: lolololololo as you can cleary see that is not the ban command it will obviously work i am creative rite? /s battlefury13: but seriously what kind of idiot godmodder has to target players battlefury13: like for reals battlefury13: you seem to also have a complex for random people insulting your power battlefury13: whoops did i say power battlefury13: i meant lack of any semblance. battlefury13: seriously tho thanks for the cool sword battlefury13: you are also easily #triggered by a few walls of text as proven by the curse of keyboard stopping battlefury13: seriously is that the only appication of that curse i could think of a couple. battlefury13: sadly all those have been copyrighted. in exchange for sole rite to design, please transfer 10 godmodder hp from the account alicia111 battlefury13: also, what kind of fool does not employ the tactic of tossing everything out they have to kill your enemy battlefury13: instead you sat on three project charges for three weeks. battlefury13: but seriously why do you think focusing me will get you anywere? battlefury13: i seem to be the person whose plot armor comes from being able to easily anger you. battlefury13: also idiot their is something called respawn. we players use it, unlike you idiotic godmodders. battlefury13: also, focusing me will just motivate me to kill you harder . battlefury13: but seriously you seem to have an issue staying a threat. battlefury13: right now the only real issue is the conflict entitys battlefury13: you have done the equal of batcrap to stop my flagship. so have your entitys. battlefury13: meanwhile, you have to hide behind a wall made of whatever you can summon and whatever the crack alliance between you and piono can create. battlefury13: i mean seriously make your own archons battlefury13: your supposed to be a godmodder, but for all i care, your the emperor of the LOLLIPOP GUILD. battlefury13: and not even the version of it with spiral suckers. battlefury13: oh, and if you actually annoy me enough i will just start trying to murder with my own spiral sucker. battlefury13: i hear being grimbark and trickster at the "sane" time is a "fun" experience battlefury13: 111 out of ten dwarf fortress players thought it was fun. battlefury13: also no godmodder has gotten high on thyme or trickster/grimdarkness. i must expand my horzions. battlefury13: but first, let me show you the fire power of this fully armed and operational battlestation. battlefury13: FIRE AT WILL, COMMANDER. battlefury13: hey, b1nary battlefury13: stand still. WHACK battlefury13: hold on a sec, i need to get the pink from the terraria fourms here we go WHACK whoops, i missed and hit mr. admin guy Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (You know how this works.) AG Players: 3 (one leaning towards) Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Entity orders: Flagship: [ S] Make Him Pay: Use Blast (2) on the Divine Destroyer, and (blast) on a random [01]. Splinter Flagship Crew: Murder Noir. === SIDE QUEST === Party creation, woot regular idiots valvetime123: 20/20 mostoppersonever 20/20 demoknight_1 20/20 demoknight_2 20/20 coolskullcutter 20/20 useful idiots communistmanifesto Manifesto Power: 15/15 Manifesto: |||. Converts enemys to side, or causes them to take minicrits. Manifesto Power can only go down by one per instance of damage, and damage is higher while Manifesto Power is higher, but is harder to damage at lower Manifesto Power, gaining one armor at 7/15 manifesto power. Minicrits above 12 Manifesto power. Double action at 15 Manifesto Power. Regens one manifesto power per two turns. Manifesto power can be healed, but only by one each action. thestalinator: 25/25. Here to purge the party of idiots. 1 Armor. When someone reachs below 10 HP, heal them by 5. If they fail to reach above 10 HP, Purge them, causing thestalinator to gain 3 max HP, 7 healing, more attack, 1 armor, and minicrits. Chart for Purging: 28/28, 2 armor, minicrits 31/31, 3 armor, minicrits 34/34 3 armor, minicirts 37/37, 3 armor, minicrits, double action 40/40, 4 armor, minicrits, double action 45/45 5 armor, crits, triple action. Also has a special, Great Patriotic war: [||||] Kept for easy copying 1+ to topaz 2+ to piono Psycho 5/10 (4+ or something from piono?) Nightmare: 1/10 Glitch: ???/??? Memory: ???/??? Waluigi ???/???

You deal 2 damage to B1NARY. 'Her' Sword is also over the level cap, as well as being on 0/11. If you were allowed to charge it, which you are not, it would be on 1/11.

**Divinity Alicia111: I have personal reasons for you not to create that.
**Divinity Alicia111: I am also not a complete sociopath, unlike the previous Omega Plus.
**Divinity Alicia111: Blowing planets up for fun isn't particularly fun.
**Divinity Alicia111: Yes, I may be annoyed by being insulted.
**Divinity Alicia111: That's not particularly surprising.
**Divinity Alicia111: I also haven't done anything to stop the Splinter Flagship?
**Divinity Alicia111: That's also true.
**Divinity Alicia111: Let's fix that.

Alicia takes the blueprints of a base, uses WorldEdit to create it on top of the Flagship, and uses a burst of godmodding energy to nullify it's invinciblity. She then subjects it to gravity, and it drops straight on the Flagship. It's not going to be able to fly again. The Flagship takes 100,000 damage, is no longer Airborn, every minor entity is reduced to 1,000 HP of damage, and every major entity takes 40,000, invinciblity piercing, damage. This also annihilates the crew doors. This is why you do not bait the godmodder.

**Divinity Alicia111: I don't even care to responding to the latter portions of that argument, apart from the fact that I don't care about your copyright.
**Divinity Alicia111: Going high on trickster mode and grimdarkness is a personal issue.
**Divinity Alicia111: I had a friend who was a Beta godmodder.
**Divinity Alicia111: She wasn't famous around our circles for being particularly strong at mental resistance.
**Divinity Alicia111: She got completely mind controlled as an Alpha Plus by an anti-godmodder, until a non-godmodder friend broke her out.
**Divinity Alicia111: Anyway, out of curiosity, she decided to become trickster and grimdark.
**Divinity Alicia111: Her mind was completely dominated by the trickster and grimdark energies, and she became a puppet for the Horrorterrors and trickster energies.
**Divinity Alicia111: We had to put her down, but she easily survived, and fleed to elsewhere.
**Divinity Alicia111: For your own safety, do not go zilly or grimdark if you can't handle the power.
**Divinity Alicia111: Considering the fact that you are easily controlled by the want to corrupt things with dog, you can't handle it.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1462279421))

Gotta love how battlefury13 didn't use ANY proper punctuation in his long, drawn-out rant. Congrats. Well done. You dingus. It's pretty important to, if you're trying to sound smart, at least bother with punctuation. Hell, even capitalization would've helped. Alicia, ya want my advice, don't bother wasting time on him with words. Actions speak louder than words. Actions like, say, oh, I dunno, suddenly causing him to be missing health bar segments? Hell, I wonder if you can use that godmodding power to damage his MAXIMUM health... A moment passes. Verdana focuses on the two beings who have just arrived. Oh, look who it is. A guy who betrayed two of his closest friends and teamed up with an army of douchebags, and someone who was clearly born on a highway because THAT'S WHERE ALL ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. Yes, steve, thank you for noticing the fact that I'm still that one guy who would, if he were in an Undertale AU's genocide route, probably have a themesong called "Battle Against A True Asshole". I mean, it's not like I try to hide the fact that you're complete shit compared to me. That just happens on it's own. Verdana grins at both of them for a moment, baring his teeth at stevei for a moment as if threatening to eat him later on. It's worth noting he hasn't quite managed to clean his teeth from all the blood of his last kill. After resetting back to normal, Verdana then prepares an attack of some sort... which, naturally, involves him levitating the mountain and immediately dropping it from orbit, right on top of the Splinter Flagship. If that weren't bad enough, he then lifts up the mountain again, sets it aside (on top of Binary), then gestures vaguely at the Splinter Flagship, causing it to plummet into the ground. Once there, a horrific cracking sound can be heard, and a moment later, Verdana gestures once again, picking up the Divine Destroyer through the power of gravity manipulation. A moment passes. Of course I'm gonna be a bit more careful with this than I am with most things. He then very carefully levitates it over, sending orders to the drone in the cockpit to pilot the Divine Destroyer. Through the use of teamwork, they manage to get it into the teleporter room, where it drives into the elevator, poking a button to get the elevator to take it to the weapons deck. Once there, it carefully rumbles into the weapons deck. Unsure what to make of Corrupted Glitch Noir, it focuses on the only logical target. Divine Destroyer: Anti-Tank Chairs are the priority target. Secondary target is the Enhanced Chaos Sabers. Back on the battlefield, Verdana decides to take a moment to clean up, picking bits of dead guy out from between his teeth. Once done, he turns to the Water Archons under his control, barking out an order to concentrate all firepower (or, waterpower, rather) on... let's see, who's a threat... ooo, I know. Water Archons: Priority target is Topazian (as revenge for that annoying-ass invincibility you imbued the Splinter Flagship Core with), secondary target is Battlefury13. Charges Completely Unnecessary Buff: 9/15 (+2 from Alicia) I Wonder If Pumping A Player Full Of Charges Can Make Them Eventually Become A Boss Entity Or Something: 4/10 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) +3 to Piono

**Divinity Alicia111: Personally, I think the punishment of the flagship is much more effective than player damage.
**Divinity Alicia111: The update terminal hasn't fully caught up yet, but I have zero regrets, Sorodin, Battlefury and Spongebawb.
**Divinity Alicia111: Zero.
**Divinity Alicia111: That attack seems to be my action for the turn, unfortunately.
**Divinity Alicia111: I can't effect his maximum health permanently. Maybe temporarily, but not permanently.

(Fallen from Grace) *Mates stevei: I was always on the side of the Conflict, so it isn't betrayal.
(Fallen from Grace) *Mates stevei: You're welcome.
B1NARY is surprisingly not too bothered by your insult, or having a mountain dropped on him, taking 3 damage. You successfully manage to get the Divine Destroyer into the Flagship. Pressing a button to turn the elevator on causes a hinge in the elevator to open, before the elevator falls apart, and the Divine Destroyer drops into the weapons deck.

QUOTE (ashkantsr @ (time=1462286509))

Hey so i'm gonna do something so........ ill read a book specifically the necronomicane of  godmodding !  [big][big]Determination:[/big][/big] =============== (all gold = are not yet charged) And for today's hidden word of the day is:WINGS! also i'm gonna know all about richard and userzeros adventures >:)

You could, you know, use numbers in addition to bars while charging, like most people. You open the 'necronomicane' of godmodding. Magical Autocorrect changes that to Necronomicon of Godmodding. You find a forum post about a RP based on the Lovecraft Mythos, titled the Necronomicon of Godmodding, telling people what godmodding is in RPs, and how to avoid it.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1462289130))

/null second post isn't being made since I'm waiting on others so that I can make a sidequest post.

#charaisinnocent

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
English throws the Dogpress into the air, before she falls down on Kirika for 2 damage each. Spade takes out a cane, before smashing it onto the Dogpress for 4 damage. stevei throws a diamond sword at Noah for 3 damage. B1NARY responds by smacking Battlefury, with an axe, for 4 damage.

Alicia's salt has transferred to the Splinter Flagship's crew. They forget that they're Timeslowed, and Blast dealing less damage than Barrage. As the Divine Destroyer is on board the Splinter Flagship, it uses Blast (2) on Kirika instead of the Divine Destroyer for 5 damage, sending a high speed splinter through her heart, killing her. It then uses Blast (2) on English for 25,000 HP of damage. The salt empowerment fades away from the Flagship's attacks. tipsy attempts to punch Oriko, who sidesteps out of the way. ++ fires a wave of glitch at a Mechanical Terror Spider, dealing 1 damage and 5% integrity damage. The Flat Earth Theorists tell Oriko more evidence. This annoys her. What annoys her even more is them smashing her head in with a full stack of papers containing research evidence for 3 damage.

Oriko is not happy about Kirika being killed, and being on the verge of death, so she slams the remaining Theorists into oblivion. The Mechanical Terror Spiders take pieces out of ++ for 6 damage. The Water Archons destroy Sorodin's body.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, and idles as dropping a base on the Flagship was already her action.

In the Fortress:
The Four stand still for now, not attacking. They will change that up next turn.

In the Flagship:
Corrupted Glitch Noir idles. Alicia had to run his fun. He'll give the Chairs a small amount of mercy, before trashing them. This is a mistake, as the Chairs rush his Turret, destroying it, before rounding his health off to a nice round 40, dealing 7 damage. The Divine Destroyer would attack the Anti-Tank Chairs, but encounters the slight problem of reloading.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides, as well as controlling your entities into submission.
[SIDEQUESTERS]: Preform character creation and create abilities for your anomaly players.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Kill the post-scratch kids.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Ocean Platform (Nautical entities gain 20% attack and defense.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 0/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Summoning: IIII, /ban FWY-Mech: IIIIII
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 0/10 Glitch Shielding
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbIsDaBest: 20/24 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] ashkantsr: 8/20 HP

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 9/20 HP, Has 1 Armour (Glitch Stabliser), 5% resistance to integrity damage.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 12/20 HP, 5 Barrier Strength

[01] English: 153,112/413,612 HP, Felt: III, Cue: IIII
[01] Spade: 73/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Midnight: III, Mechanical: IIII
[01] stevei: 100/100 HP (x2), Airship 2.0: III, cinis sugere: IIII
[01] B1NARY: 72/77 HP (x2), PR0JECT10N: III, H0ST 0F THE M1SS1NG G0DS: IIII

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Mountain: 419,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.

[AG-BOSS] Splinter Flagship: Core: 100,000/200,000 HP, (t)riple splin(t)er: II, splin(t)er swarm: II, (t)ree©hop: IIIII, Invinciblity: II
[AG-PL] tipsyGnostalgic?:7/20 HP, Drunken Thief: II, Invinciblity: II
[AG-PL] +|ɴɴ|43ü5+35+|Ⅎ|3(|: 13/20 HP, Hal's Wrath: II
[AG] Dogpress of the British Empire: 16/22 HP, Dog Save the Queen: III

[PG] Oriko: 3/20 HP, Evasive (50%), Double-Action, Visionary: III
[PG] Mechanical Terror Spiders: 14/16 HP, 16/16 HP (x2), Have 1 Armour, Arache's Web: III
[PG] Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x60)

[GM] Alicia111: 43/50 HP, Fanfiction: IIII

[THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP]
(t)elepor(t)er de©k
[AG] Elevator: Heavily broken, but allowing entry to the weapons deck.

weapons de©k
[01] ©orrup(t)ed gli(t)©h noir: 40/110 HP, Has 1 Armour, Saber: III, Hands: III, Prototype: III, Incarnation: IIII

[AG] Splinter Turrets: 1,000/15,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Mann Co. Chairs: 1,000/10,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Anti-Tank Chairs: 1,000/10,000 HP (x3), Crits Tanks.
[AG] Possessed Chairs: 1,000/3,000 HP (x10)
[AG] Floating Hand: 1,000/40,000 HP
[AG] Enhanced Chaos Sabers: 1,000/25,000 HP (x2), Hyperclock: III
[AG] ©orrupted ©aptain: 70,000/110,000 HP, Double Action, saber ©all: IIII, Invinciblity: III

[PG] Divine Destroyer: 15,000/15,000 HP (x10), Current Pattern: F.

shield gen. room
Player cap of 2.
[AG] Backup Caller: 1,000/15,000 HP
[AG] Shield Generator: 1,000/10,00 HP
[AG] Possessed Chair: 1,000/4,000 HP (x3)

(t)hrone room
[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 126,666/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG] Splinter Cannon: 1,000/40,000 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Fire): IIIII
[N] DarkSide/Zack: 20/20 HP, 26,000 Blood

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] demonologist: 25/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour

[H] Possessed Beastmaster: Healthy, All Minions can not attack the Four while the Beastmaster is alive, Control: III
[H] Possessed Swordsman: Healthy, Guarding the Beastmaster, Swordskill: II
[H] Possessed Spellcaster: Healthy, Current Element: Fire, Spellmaestro: II
[H] Possessed Cleric: Healthy, Purification: II

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x240)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x8), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x450)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x15), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x120), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x4), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGINGY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-05-03 19:57:00

As a note, sidequest updates will be contingent on people making sidequest posts, not time.
15/15 for watery renovations
14/15 for... I dunno. Something I guess.
+1 to battlefury, darkside and engie

15/15 expended!
Watery renovations: the town continues to grow, and with the addition of water magic, players begin to terraform the harsh desert.

Waiting on the rest of the update



Originally posted on 2016-05-03 21:07:00

QUOTE

This is why you do not bait the godmodder.

achievement git:
bait the godmodder
successfully and foolishly bait the godmodder into doing something
You also get a free anvil.
/null

Originally posted on 2016-05-03 21:51:00

ury
May 2 2016, 07:52 PM
Apr 27 2016, 05:16 PM



Anti-Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 0/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor To be done when level cap is risen
Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10: 0/11) sane.

I toss out cream pies at the Divine Destroyer. Since it is probably a machine, the Cream Pie gets stuck inside it. Then a bunch of toons come out of nowhere and break apart the tank, then take the cream pie and toss it into it's power source. it promptly Pieplodes, nuclear pie flying everywere.

Then i reveal the ground underneath the Divine Destroy is in fact, an infinte supply of pie...

Dog pie.
What? Did you expect a normal attack from me?
Then, suddenly, while the Divine Destroyer is falling though them, the dog's form a rocket and blast off TO THE MOON, and they crash into THE MOON enroute TO THE MOON.






Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (You know how this works.)
AG Players: 3 (one leaning towards)
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!

Entity orders:

Flagship: Use Treechop and promptly repair everything alicia just wrecked.


Splinter Flagship Crew: Thank Glitch Noir for his mercy by flicking a splinter in his direction, then wreck the tank.

=== SIDE QUEST ===


Chart for Purging:
28/28, 2 armor, minicrits
31/31, 3 armor, minicrits
34/34 3 armor, minicirts
37/37, 3 armor, minicrits, double action
40/40, 4 armor, minicrits, double action
45/45 5 armor, crits, triple action.
Also has a special, Great Patriotic war: [||||]

Kept for easy copying

1+ to topaz
2+ to piono
Psycho 6/10
Nightmare: 2/10
Glitch: ???/???
Memory: ???/???
Waluigi ???/???

Originally posted on 2016-05-03 22:12:00

5/15 A gift! (+1 from dop)
15/15 Fireworks. (+1 from dop) DONE!

+1 to piono, ire and DarkSide

Fireworks charge expended!

A skinny girl hoisting 2 massive guns- a rocket launcher and a minigun, both splattered with obnoxiously bright paint- walks over, sees the battlefield, and a huge smile breaks out over her face.

Past Jinx summoned! She's pretty much a glass cannon.

Past Jinx 50'000/50'000hp. 10'000 Attack.
Get Excited: Whenever Jinx kills an enemy, she gets excited, gaining an additional action and 60% dodge next turn only. Does not stack.
Switcheroo: Jinx has two weapons, Pow-Pow and Fishbones. She can switch between them freely; it is a free action to do so.
Pow-Pow, the Minigun: Each time Jinx attacks, she gets an additional action next turn, up to a cap of 3 (4 with Get Excited). These tick down one at a time every turn she is using Fishbones.
Fishbones, the Rocket Launcher: Jinx's attacks deal bonus damage to groups, and have a 25% chance to stun.

Past Jinx switches to Fishbones and obliterates Mech. Terror Spiders.

The Flat World Theorists discuss strategies for converting people to their belief. They decide the most effecient way to do so is to huddle together and guard.

Noah babbles about how annoying it is to heal himself all the time, and just as he brings out bandages and wraps them around his upper arm... BAM. To be continued...

---

Now.
Sidequest Noah things.

Noah leaps onto the Earthen Gorger with Case By Equinox in hand. Buuuuuut he misjudges the distance and falls flat on his face.

Assuming by 'his face' you mean, the face of his briefcase. Which also means he fell INTO the briefcase. Defying most of the physics governing vanilla minecraft, it seems that Noah was now in space. He awkwardly reached through the invisible area of space where he fell out of, and somehow managed to pull the briefcase... through itself. It was at this moment that he realised that physics STILL do apply, and began falling.

On the way down, he quickly fiddled with the inside of the briefcase, changing it's astral location to directly next to a star known as Antares. Ensuring the portal face of the briefcase was directly below Noah, he (S) Descend'ed onto the Earthen Gorger. It proceeded to get dunked on. Just as Noah's foot touched it and expended all the kinetic energy from the fall, Noah used Timelock to put himself in the safety of a stasis for half a second so he wouldn't get gibbed from his own means.

Then it realises that Case By Equinox (which happened to have a star that was approximately 883x the radius of Sol inside) has fallen on his arm, consuming much of it until it reached the part that was too large for Case to fit. Although, if we have such a massive star here, why is the Earthen Gorger not ded? How are we all not dead? Well, there's a limit to how much stellar energy Case can transfer through the face, thanks to the OP Scale. Thats probably a good thing.

Won't be able to do much more, massive amount of homework I have been putting off. That includes my party of people.

Originally posted on 2016-05-03 22:15:00

/null
I'll just say right now that battlefury is banned from entering the Fortress for safety concerns.

Originally posted on 2016-05-03 22:40:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1462311629))

/null I'll just say right now that battlefury is banned from entering the Fortress for safety concerns.

I teleport into the fortress. Alicia, blinded by sheer annoyance, proceeds to destroy the fortress trying to kill me, but only manages to deal one damage.



/null

Originally posted on 2016-05-03 22:42:00

((Sorry, wanted to do other things for the past few days.))

---

"Oh, GREAT. Hostiles. Hang on, Eric, I'll be there in a second."
---LITERALLY A SECOND LATER---
Zack rushes out the front door to 'greet' their 'guests'. Namely, by shoving Slit Gemblood through the Swordsman's skull, taking as much blood as he possibly could from him.
And before the rest could attack, he equips Beloved Demise in order to become at least a little extra tanky.
-----SIDEQUEST-----
So I have two Anomaly [causers], and five normal players.
So let's see what we have here...

ANOMALY 1: Mecha DarkSide
It's not the actual DarkSide. Rather, it's his data stored in a robot. Everything, including past memories, exist in this robot. Looks like it uses mostly Darkness and Void attacks. 30/30 HP.
ACTIVE: Forbidden Artifact, IIII, uses the power of what normally should not be existing in this world due to raw power, and brings the power of the artifact down onto a foe's skull, dealing a hefty chunk of damage.

ANOMALY 2: Squishie
Contrary to his name, he is literally made of bricks. Adamantium bricks, one may say. His very flesh is also ridiculously tough, able to withstand blow after blow. Unnaturally resilient. 25/25 HP, 10/10 Armor HP
PASSIVE: Armored. As long as his armor exists, party gains defense. Armor HP cannot be healed. Grants a passive 1 Armor.

THE REST:
Antijack - 20/20 HP - Personal vendetta against Albi
Albi - 20/20 HP - Personal vendetta against Antijack
Red.wav - 20/20 HP - Music File
Truci - 20/20 HP - Bloodthirsty rake maniac
Percy - 20/20 HP - Just a dude

---

STATS & ABILITIES:
Zack:
Alignment: [N] - Sway: None.
HP: 20/20 (100%)
BLOOD: 26,000 (-0 per turn due to passives)(Conversion: 1HP = 1 BLOOD, 1PHP = 4,000 BLOOD) - RANK: NOVICE BLOODHOUND
-BLOOD ACTIVE: Blood Laser - 25,000 BLOOD - Self-explanitory. Hit one target for 12,500 damage.
-BLOOD PASSIVE: Adrenaline Rush - 1,000 BLOOD/TURN - INACTIVE - Increases damage dealt by (500 * (max HP [20] - current HP)) the lower your HP gets.
-BLOOD PASSIVE: Bloody Shield - 5,000 BLOOD/TURN - INACTIVE - Makes your blood pool take damage for you. For each 1 HP it would have normally done, deal 2 points of blood damage. So, (damage * 2).

CHARGES:
Hangar (4/15) (+1 Compensation) [FORTRESS UPGRADE]
Blood Ritual (12/15) (+3 Various) [UPGRADE]

ALCHEMIES:

Blood Carnage && Black Blood && Heavily Bloodstained Conflict Diamond = Slit Gemblood (Lv. 5, 6/6) DONE!
Description: A badly bloodstained one-handed broadsword that naturally causes insane amounts of blood to be shed, even when the area(s) hit do not normally spurt blood. Contributes to BLOOD levels.

Bomb && Void Storage Tank && Bomb Production Line && Retro Video Game Systems = Blast Processing (Lv. 4, 4/5)
Oh god it hurts to name it that, but it makes the most sense...
But whatever.
This launcher that can somehow fit an entire explosives production line in it launches proccessing-powered bombs at the target, converting part of what it would have done into integrity damage. Usually.
Okay, to be honest, not even I know what this weapon is.



SUPPORT:
+1 Toast, +1 Ire, +1 Piono

Originally posted on 2016-05-03 22:43:00

Okay, I'm seriously ticked about this. Like, seriously. Whatever, just add salt damage to my next attack. /salt

Originally posted on 2016-05-03 22:48:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1462312136))

Okay, I'm seriously ticked about this. Like, seriously. Whatever, just add salt damage to my next attack. /salt

seriously tho i get i baited a godmodder, but this damage puts her on par with UserZero.


Which means she is stupid as all hell for not using this before.

I don't care if i baited her, she is now an idiot by default for just dealing this because i said a few walls of text, and it took that to reveal her thermonuclear weapon when it's something as simple as MCedit, which is stupid.


At any rate, i'm gonna drop a base on something next round, and if it does pebble damage, i'm gonna question consumers logic, because by minecraft physics the base would do nothing anyway, but ailcia's base somehow did UserZero's attack damage . and the ship is designed to operate under pressure, anyway.


Also, while it is a bad idea to bait godmodders, why did she basically hyperstorm the ship? I said a few sentences in game that are obviously not ment to be taken serious [HINT: THE ENTIRE TYPING STYLE], and the last time this happened was via a godmodder moping up the field, or Crusher48 being rude. And the last two examples at least where justified. This? If Alicia is this easy to bait, she might as well become the Baitedmodder.



/aliciabait


Originally posted on 2016-05-03 22:53:00

Legitimate question here, with all those AG entities in the Flagship, how do we NOT have the advantage?

Originally posted on 2016-05-04 00:00:00

reinfor©ed 15/15 (I GOTTA LOTTA +s)

Metal plates start rising out of the ground, attacking themselves to the Splinter Flagship in such a way that it covers the broken Hull. Iron Hull summoned!

Iron Hull
HP: 400,000/400,000, 5 Armor
There's a REASON for that gauntlet, guys. USE IT PLS.

Upgrades 7/15

Sidequest:

PLAYERS:

Anomalies:

GIGA: 30/30 HP. Artificial intelligence. GIGA's physical form has many options of attack, and will not hesitate to utilize all of the tools installed in it to defeat foes. Update System ||| Becomes more powerful and tankier. Each time this is used, an extra element opens up. Elements: Electricity, Energy.

NotNavi: 10/10 Not Navi. NOPE. 50% dodge. #DodgeTanksFTW Hey! Listen!||| Forces an enemy to waste their turn attacking Navi, who gains a 100% dodge chance against that enemy that turn.

Regular Players:

GetRektCharacterLimit: 20/20 HP. Hacker.
TwitchStreamer9988: 20/20 HP. TwitchStreamer9989's brother.
Ahrac: 20/20 HP. Likes murder, blood, and death. Hates SirFK.
SirFK: 20/20 HP. Likes peace, love, and happiness. SUCH CLICHE. Hates Ahrac.
iMinecraft: 20/20 HP. Works for Microsoft.

Sorodin idles until Topaz finishes writing an attack.

Originally posted on 2016-05-04 00:28:00

Charges:
calvary(): 12 / 15 (+2, Darkside, Toast) (Class: ENTITY)
upgrade(upgrade()): 2 / 15 (Class: PLAYER UPGRADE)
+1 to Darkside, Battlefury, Toast

Character:
HP: 10
Glitch Shielding: 10 (Deals damage to those who damage it.)
Passives: None!

Action:
I decide that the Divine Destroyer is a bunch of anagrams, so I use the power of those to attack it. First, the Divine Destroyer is "Overridden Yetis"; this means that a cubic ton of Yeti's are now attacking the Divine Destroyer. This makes it "Very Disoriented", somehow! This gives me an opening to "Override Destiny", allowing me to take over the systems of the Divine Destroyer, if only for a second! I cause it to self-detonate most of it's weapons, causing a massive explosion! I then "Edited Very Irons", manipulating every last piece of metal in the ship, causing it to burst outwards, heavily damaging the hull / whatever it has!

I then use "Eroded Insert Ivy"; given just how "eroded" the ship is right now, I can insert a whole ton of ivy into the ships systems, which ensnares them and allows hostile plant life to grow inside the ship! I then use the "Edited Very Irons" power again, allowing me to shape the ship into a giant nose, which allows me to combo with "Divide Nose Retry", which rips the whole ship in two, then tries it again, and again, and again, and again-

This continues until the whole ship is ripped up into tiny particles.



Originally posted on 2016-05-04 05:53:00

Not sure if actions this turn will even count, but fuck it...

Verdana spends some time staring at battlefury13's response to him, then shrugs.

Hey, I'm an asshole, I ain't gotta explain jack shit for you. Although I will mention that I didn't notice Chaos doing that. So. Chaos. Don't do that. As for you, battlefury, you're the one typing up entire essays for attacks in a game that you CLAIM you're not taking seriously. So, ya know. Evidently you take it seriously enough to invest so much time and effort into this, otherwise, you wouldn't be here, would you? It's like that one lazy guy at work who puts a huge amount of work into avoiding doing actual work - FUCKING STUPID.

With that out of the way, Verdana decides to figure out something else to do. Truth be told, the sheer number of people focus-firing the Divine Destroyer is getting pretty annoying. Therefore, he decides to start screwing with the attacks of the people attacking it, just to see what happens.

So, obviously, that means battlefury's orders, and Irecreeper's actual attack. Firstly, Verdana smugly grins at battlefury, pointing out that the turn before he gave the order to focus-fire the Divine Destroyer, Verdana moved the entire thing inside the Splinter Flagship, meaning that the flagship would have to turn it's exterior guns on itself to be able to focus-fire the Divine Destroyer. Then, he decides to start messing up Irecreeper's anagram-based attack, by altering the interpretations of the acronyms. Firstly, the reinterpretation of "Overridden Yetis" means that the Yetis themselves are overridden. And they are. By lice. Frustrating lice that dig into their hairs, causing them to go berserk and start tearing up the Splinter Flagship's interior. Verdana giggles a little, sweeping the Yetis aside after a short while and crushing them into a compact cube with gravity.

Yay, random murder of innocent furred creatures!

Next, he takes a look at "Very Disoriented". Hmm. That one's a little trickier. Seeing as being Disorientated could mean to have lost one's sense of direction, he decides that that is very much a plausible interpretation. However, since nothing near the Divine Destroyer is friendly, that's not gonna be too much of an issue for it to decide which direction to shoot in. "Override Destiny", admittedly, is also quite a tricky one. Verdana can't figure out what it might mean... BUT, he does point out that to override Destiny does not mean to take control over mechanical systems! Instead, it is more along the lines of the manipulation of Destiny. What is Destiny? Well, it could mean what is predicted to happen in the future... OR, it could mean a videogame! Thus, tonnes of Destiny players across the multiverse suddenly see a hotfix occur.

"Edited Very Irons"? Eh, it explicitly says IRONs. As in, metals that are Iron. Sadly, the Divine Destroyer is made of Hallowed metal, none of which is actually the element Iron. It's probably more along the line of Titanium alloy, to be quite honest. Light and durable. Perfect for a hovertank. "Eroded Insert Ivy"? Hmm. Well. There is a player in another game, known as InsertGenericUsername, and Insert could easily refer to him. Thus, Insert, if he has any Ivy plants, shall soon find that they have been eroded away! OH NO! Verdana chuckles faintly, deciding that he doesn't really need to do anything about the second "Edited Very Irons" power, having already come up with an alternative interpretation to disrupt the first use of that power. Consequently, "Divide Nose Retry" can't take, as the Divine Destroyer never became nose-shaped, thus there is no nose to divide! Or is there...?

As it turns out, yes, there is, and the nose belongs to none other than Irecreeper himself. Why? Because he was the instigator of the attack, thus the closest living being to the "Divide Nose Retry" power... well, after all that nose division, he more closely resembles Voldemort. And what the fuck is that sentence. Verdana promptly makes a trollface at Irecreeper.

Why, yes, I am an asshole! I hope you noticed!

Having done what he felt he needed to do, Verdana promptly relaxes, turning to chat to Alicia.

So, ya know, I've been thinking a little bit recently. Thought I might try figuring out if I can pump myself up with enough 15-post charges to turn into an actual Godmodder of some rank or other, preferably at least Alpha+ to avoid someone cheesing the rank off of me. Your thoughts?

...Verdana you dipshit you're already OP as Jesus you don't need to become a fully fledged Godmodder on top of your existing bullshit...


Entity Orders
Divine Destroyer: Every AG in the zone you're currently in. DESTROY THEM!
Water Archons: If you guys are still alive, start channeling your combined powers. I have a plan.

Charges
Completely Unnecessary Buff: 12/15 (+2 from Alicia, probably)
That really long charge name: 8/12 (+2 from Alicia, probably, +1 from Piono)
+3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-05-04 13:14:00