Let's see, damage values done this turn... ho hum, typical business... 25000 damage to the JSH-Mech in a single att- WAIT, WHAT? Factoring in the Barrier, that'd translate to an attack of 10000 + (15000 x 10) = 160000 damage against a non-Barrier'd target! IN ONE ATTACK! I seriously hope that's a fucking typo right there, because that's broken as shit!

Okay, seeing as the EoTB says that the Splinter Flagship used Spectre, this logically means I must beat the crap out of the entity with that name. To do so, I'm going to first throw it around the map with gravity manipulation, then summon pillars of earth out of the ground, beat it against those, cover them in metal spikes, keep beating it against those, cover the ground in lava, beat the Spectre against the lava, fill the air with way too many projectiles of virtually every element ranging from Earth to Oblivion, force the Spectre to facetank the majority of everything, keep beating it against random pieces of the environment, drop the mountain on it, concentrate the firepower of an entire Starkiller Base directly onto the space where the Spectre is trapped under the mountain, pluck whatever's left out of the ground, crush it into a tiny ball, teleport through time and space, then hurl it into another blue giant sun, cause the sun to go supernova, and watch the Spectre burn to death in the middle of a celestial form of hell.

And then, directly after that, I'm gonna teleport it's remains back to the battlefield, to the exact point where the alignment of the sun that just went supernova caused a Gamma Ray Burst to fire off to, which as we all know, is a form of radiation that utterly fucks up everything in it's path. And guess what? The Spectre is now in it's path. No prizes for guessing what happens to the Spectre, then. Alright, one minor prize. I'll give you a cookie. It's terrible for most everything, but ya know how it is.

Also, ignore the fact that I made the cookie out of irradiated Spectre bodyparts.

Blah blah charges, 15/15 Count Of Darkness (+2 Alicia), Count Of Darkness II 12/15 (+2 Alicia)

Oh look, I just used Count Of Darkness. Oh look, the giant frame of a battletank just appeared on the PG side of the battlefield. Oh look, it's... doing fuck all. I'll fit the other part on soon. Just don't go nuking it before I'm done, else I'm going to do very terrible things to you involving gravity.

Divine Destroyer Chassis: 60000/60000 (Currently a useless heap of trash)

Originally posted on 2016-04-25 14:06:00

14/15 for watery soldiers
13/15 for watery core
+1 to ire, darkside and engie

Eric looks at demonologist with a wry smile.
"If you can smell magic at all, I should hope you'd be able to detect this."
"The elemental cores holding the structure up and supplying the wisps and sprites for player use are radiating enough energy that were this a universe that had elemental magic in it naturally, this would attract lots of monsters." Quick aside to Alphys "Evil kind of monster, not 'race of people that lives in the Underground' kind of monster."
"But... as for an explanation?"
Eric sighs and sits down.
"What kind of explanation do you want? Everybody's having fun with it, isn't that what this kind of server is about?"


So, two questions.
1. If I threw up a sidequest, would anyone be interested?
2. this is for you consumer, would I be able to hand out a reward, sort of like twin allowed sidequest owners to do, since I can't benefit from it, being the one running the side quest?

Originally posted on 2016-04-25 16:18:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1461522574))

Nessie Nine Iron && Memory Maker (Costemic replacement for bottle) && Golden Frying Pan && Charge Targe &&  Scotman's Skullcutter && Claidheamh Mòr = 1/? ??? Sugar Gas && Lolipop && Nightmare Essance = 1/? ??? Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (CAN ONLY TICK DOWN AT 1 AG PLAYERS, RESETS AT 3 AG PLAYERS) AG Players: 2(one leaning towards) Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two I press the button labeled "HYPERDEATH" on me, Topaz, and darkside, followed by the demon grunt summoning button, and the vote for GG button as well 1+ to piono 1+ to topaz 1+ to ire.

Nessie Nine Iron && Memory Maker && Golden Frying Pan && Chargin' Targe && Scotsman's Skullcutter && Claidheamh Mòr = Demopan (Level 5: 1/6)
Sugar Gas && Lollipop && Nightmare Essence = Sweet Nightmares (Level 3: 1/4)

You activate the Incarnate of Hyperdeath on you, Topaz and Darkside, missing out the one other person you're allowed, summon Izalen and Abigor, and vote for GG.

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1461529461))

(('Achievement' Unlocked: First Death p.s: I'm just placing this here for reference)) Zack kind of just stands there. "...What? You thought I would actually die from that" Yes. Yes they did. Though you should probs kill yourself whenever you die. Fairness, y'know. "Fair enough." Zack then activates this command: /suicide Which instantly murders him. Then he respawns. (NO CHARGES APPLIED THIS TURN) STATS & ABILITIES: Zack: Alignment: [N] - Sway: [AG] (Will help the Swayed Allignment mainly, but will take on direct threats to him and his entities first) HP: 0/20 (0%) Ded. BLOOD: 26,000 (-0 per turn due to passives)(Conversion: 1HP = 1 BLOOD, 1PHP = 4,000 BLOOD) - RANK: NEW BLOOD -BLOOD ACTIVE: Blood Laser - 25,000 BLOOD - Self-explanitory. Hit one target for 12,500 damage. -BLOOD PASSIVE: Adrenaline Rush - 1,000 BLOOD/TURN - INACTIVE - Increases damage dealt by (500 * (max HP [20] - current HP)) the lower your HP gets. CHARGES: Lucky Draw (5/15) Shatter Barrier (3/5) (Stored Assists: 1) ALCHEMIES: Ideas for later (This section is for good ideas for weapons that cannot be done yet for whatever reason) Alpha Melancholy Mk. I || Destroyer's Rage && Assassin's Essence && Shot-bow Module && (Negative Opal && Bottled Darkness && Essence of your own Shadow && Depressed Rock) = Alpha Melancholy Mk. II (Lv. 10, 0/11) Description: A bow with powers over  depression, darkness, shadow, and negativity. These powers are restored slightly, given enhanced assassination abilities, and can fire multiple lasers as well as arrows. Maintains its daedric look, with a bit more added to it, such as a string that turns out to be a red, tangible laser. Comes with hand guards. Reason it's here: Over-leveled at the moment. Fiery Greatsword && Infernal Ruby && Flaming Essence = Infernalis (Lv. 4, 3/5) Desc- oh screw this you know what it is already. A giant greatsword with brutally hot flames for a blade. Cutlass && (Dream Mist && Nightmare Fuel = Nightmare Mist) = Nightmare Cutlass v0.8 (Lv. 4, 4/5) Description: The lesser version of its Lv. 7 predecessor from the Terraria Session. Has many of the elements of its predecessor, except allowing its user to absorb life essence. ((K, thanks.)) Inventory Alpha Melancholy Mk. I (Lv. 0) - Starting Weapon Beta Bloodlust (Lv. 5) - Bloodthirsty Chain Knife (Able to contribute to BLOOD pool) CHANCE TIME! (Lv. 5) - Attack Die (Attack type, Element, Special) SUPPORT: +1 Toast, +1 Ire, +1 Piono Sorry mates. I died.

You respawn, but keep Hyperdeath.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1461532047))

cc: bu(t) bu(t) cc: i don'(t) even like ©hairs cc: wha(t) is (t)his blasphemy cc: i'm so ©onfused cc: eh. i(t)'s an ally. @Topaz: I generally manually apply the ()'s. However, for somewhat long speeches, I'll type what I want into a word processor, replace the c's and t's with their respe©(t)ive versions, and then remove all capitialization. Charges: upgrade(): 9 / 15 (+1, Battlefury) (Class: PLAYER UPGRADE) calvary(): 1 / 15 (Class: ENTITY) +1 to Toast, +1 to Piono, +1 to Darkside Action: I decide to take the 1v1 seriously, and decide to write a bit of code that rapidly repeats itself inside the glitch. Every tick, the program replicates itself, and also attempts to randomly eat files inside the glitch. After 30 ticks, there's 536,870,912 total instances of the program! I then run a killcode inside of each, which violently detonates all of them inside the code! This leaves several areas which I can breach, which I promptly breach with... EMOTICONS! I proceed to spam the glitch with several annoying emotes, because I can. It fails to recognize what these are, dealing more damage! Hopefully! Spoiler Alert                                                           I then use the Temmie Emotes, getting them to set up shop in the glitch! They promptly start their booming industry inside the glitch, harvesting parts of it and breaking it down into usable product. I then attempt to see if I still have Soulbind on Oriko. cc: orikooooo cc: i'm no(t) sorrrrrrryyyyyy

Oriko: I didn't expect you to be sorry.
Oriko: That would require you to have empathy.

You deal 20% existential damage to a glitch. You also don't have Soulbind, this is post-Chaos Oriko.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1461533546))

Nessie Nine Iron && Memory Maker (Costemic replacement for bottle) && Golden Frying Pan && Charge Targe && Scotman's Skullcutter && Claidheamh Mòr = 2/? ??? Sugar Gas && Lolipop && Nightmare Essance = 2/? ??? Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (CAN ONLY TICK DOWN AT 1 AG PLAYERS, RESETS AT 3 AG PLAYERS) AG Players: 2(one leaning towards) Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two i load the storage cannon with a dog, a chair, a TIE fighter, a PIE fighter, a nuke, an engie expy, a colony of engineers, a horde of demoknights, posion gas, every tank shell fired in ww2, every rifle bullet in ww1, a sburb disk, various soul destroying .jpegs and a bunch of glitch tems. all of this is fired at the spectre. 1+ to piono 1+ to topaz 1+ to ire.

You deal 10,800 HP of damage to the Spectre.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1461534556))

Upgrades 2/15 Upgrades 3/15 FWY-Mech> Oh boy, this'll be FUN. FWY-Mech> HEHEHEHEHHEHE FWY-Mech> You know, that Mech may have been a blatant ripoff of me... *The FWY-Mech has activated the Soul Targeting Device! Color: Amber! FWY-Mech> ...but he sure did leave behind a some cool toys! Restrictions set: No Fortress entities. FWY-Mech> And now, all of you will be BURNING IN HELL. The FWY-Mech starts cackling maniacally. Alicia feels her godmodding energy fade so she can't tamper with this attack while she's in it. It comes back the moment it finishes. Every selected entity can hear that sound, and that sound only echoing through their ears, and continue to hear it as their vision slowly fades away into darkness... Anybody looking on would see these entities vanish into the air, like they never existed at all. Within seconds, nobody remembers that they even existed. ...those entities wake up surrounded by black abyss. They can't see anything. Not eachother. Not themselves. Only black abyss. As they stands there for what seems like- and is- days- no, months- no, years, they can feel their soul being slowly drained by the abyss. If you were to look upon them, their eyes would be glazed, unfocused. Their minds no longer possess the ability to think. To operate. The only thing left of their existence is their physical form. Then HE comes. Your best friend. Suddenly, all the entities vision is filled with the face of Flowey, the cackling once again starting back up. Then, you can hear a loud crack. This is the sound of their brains breaking. Each of them can physically feel their soul being torn out of their body, like what was done with Sorodin. Their bodies writhe violently as dark, phantom energy of what used to be a soul is jerked out of them. It will serve for our purposes. As the soul leaves their body, the bodies disintegrate, the leftover dust blowing away in the nonexistent wind. The FWY-Mech cackles as the souls come up to him, visibly trying to break free back to their bodies. They will never see their bodies again. One by one, they fly over to the FWY-Mech. One by one, the FWY-Mech reads their souls. He knows everything. Their secrets. Their joys. Their phobias. After their souls are read, they are transported back into the void; each surrounded by the thing they fear most. Oblivion energy seeps into their souls, as they feel varied feelings. Grief. Anger. Hate. Sorrow. Despair. Death. Soon, they are summoned back to Flowey, distraught and sapped of determination. Flowey brings up something odd. A giant crystal, clear as water. FWY-Mech> You know what this is, don't you? FWY-Mech> Oh wait, maybe you don't. FWY-Mech> I DID take your memories after all. FWY-Mech> Let me demonstrate. Every soul is sucked into the crystal. The FWY-Mech cackles as the crystal begins to cloud up with every digit of damage these entities have ever done. As it fills up, every soul reflects on it's life, despite not remembering anything but vague feelings. Every murder they've done haunts them. Every bit of it tears away at their souls, literally. And as the crystal becomes full, Flowey reaches out a vine, and taps it. The crystal, with a horrifying shrieking sound, splits down the middle and every soul disintegrates. Back on the battlefield, the dust from the bodies form into a Shadow Sorodin. FWY-Mech> Don't think I forgot about you, Sorodin. The Shadow Sorodin is imbued with the shards of the broken crystal, giving all the selected entities control over it. However, they all try to move him at the same time, causing him to shoot an arrow straight up, impale himself, and trip over himself. Sorodin takes advantage of the opportunity to rush in and cut Shadow Sorodin in lethal spots, i.e. the soul crystal. Shadow Sorodin then coordinates itself and lunges towards Sorodin, dagger outstretched. Sorodin simply sidesteps, and fires Maelstrom into Shadow Sorodin followed by a burst of water, causing the shadow to fly all over the place. Sorodin then uses Impetus to gather all the shadow into one humanoid being. Sorodin then brings up a deep blue memory orb. C-c-c-c-callback time! Sorodin takes out Maelstrom again, shooting the figure, then blasting it with water, causing a whirlpool to start at it's location. Sorodin then lights the water on fire, the fire consuming the shadow. Gasoline bottles fall out of Sorodin's pocket, and he tosses them at the shadow being. He then gives it a Nuclear Heatlamp and watches as the Splin(t)er Airship fires at it, a crater being left behind, smoke rising from it. A cage of stardust forms around the shadow being, and Eredeth the Drakon blows it up with it's celestial breath. The blue blob of energy, formerly Golicethor, comes back and freezes the shadow being, then using Frostbite on it to deal massive damage. Explosive snowballs are then tossed at the shadow being, shattering the cage and the being. Four snowgolems decide to join in on the fun and toss snowballs for the rest of this attack. The Wizord then comes back, and puts on Devastation, giving Sorodin buffs and demolishing the shadow being under 293.2 lbs of tnt. Sorodin fires an arrow at the sun, causing the light to flicker out. The shadow being can not see for the rest of this attack. Nyan Cat comes up and activates it's ultimate, Hyperdeath. The terrain and weather change to RAINBOWZZZZ, which is pretty much the opposite of shadows. The shadow being starts to fade out of existence.  The Boss-Killer Rubber Ducky comes up and QUACKS, completely rekting the shadow being. Bones fetched by the Luminous Wolves impale the shadow form several times. Then, Bob the Temmie comes to join the party, hitting the shadow form with several of it's unavoidable attacks. Meowstic then comes, and opens her ears. The psychic energy emitted blasts apart most of the crystal shards on the shadow figure. The LOLCAT language then turns the shadow being into a dark persun, which pains it so badly it kills one of it's shards itself. OH DEAR, HERE COME THE LARGE ATTACKS. I'll still sum them up in one sentence though, don't worry. The dark persun then is flipped through all of the soul modes, going through agonizing torture for each one. The FWY-Mech makes it's first appearance, and rips the shadow being to death. And then something else comes! Oh my god... it's.... it's... NOT A CAT! The dark persun is so shocked, one of the shards break! The dark persun then gets transported to the Coliseum where it relives the duel between Sorodin and the UDY-Mech as the UDY-Mech. The FWY-Mech then does some save scumming to make the whole callback happen about 23 times, then lets it continue. Then, the dark persun gets swarmed by twitch streamers and followers. After that, it's exploded by a BIGGER BOMB! Then, it lives through Papyrus' special attack, and finally, goes through the dreaded callback time! After this, the last crystal shard on it breaks, and every single soul in there dies.

You activate the Soul Targeting Unit, and deal 80,000 critical HP 40,000 HP of damage to all non-AGs excluding Fortress entities, including Verdana, who keeps his action due to Alicia keeping alive for a just a few seconds, and dying due to a player killing you not effecting you until next turn, although that may change soon. Oriko and Kirika are not part of the shadow due to also being magical girls, but take the same amount of damage due to the Soul Targeting Unit. The JSH-Mech takes 17,000 damage due to the Barrier. The Terror Guardians are flattened, as well as one spawning a Void Terror Guardian. The Spectre is also murdered, as well as a Void Terror Guardian, Other Battlefury, Oriko and the Pawns. Alicia is not happy. Noah and Verdana are also reduced to one HP, the Narrative letting them live for fairness.

IT SEEMS THAT MY TIME AS A MEMBER OF THE CONFLICT IS OVER. THIS IS UNFORTUNATE.

DON'T WORRY, DESCENDANTS. WE WILL BE RECEIVING A SMALL AMOUNT OF BACKUP, VERY, VERY, SOON.

You die from recoil, not that Alicia was going to let you survive this turn anyway. Your grief also maxes out, anyway.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1461535852))

6/13 The world is FLAT! (+1 from ire) 15/15 2Burritos (+1 from ire) EXPENDED. 1/15 It's literally a levelling system. Briefcase && Sunstone && Moonstone && Stardust && Twilight Dye (the one from Terraria, mind you) = Case By Equinox - (Level ? - 1/?) Crystal && Stasis Tome && Temporal Shard = Timelock - (Level ? - 1/?) Does exactly what it says on the packet. I'm pretty much AG anyway. May as well.... Noah passes +|m43us+3st|f|3d? a certain paradox burrito which, due to burrito mechanics, restores some of his integrity. Its slightly mechanical, but completely delicious. This is also focussed I guess? If you have that sorta stuff here? But thats not the charge! It turns out, that there are TWO paradox burritos in existence right now! THAT causes a paradox because there never were two paradox burritos, or if they were, this isn't one of them. Noah summons ParadoxBurrito2! ParadoxBurrito2 35'000/35'000hp Instead of attacking, causes paradoxes targetting a character. Paradox counter-attack. +1 to piono, +1 to ire, +1 to DarkSide ParadoxBurrito2 uses the very fact that it exists to paradoxify the glitch.

Briefcase && Sunstone && Moonstone && Stardust && Twilight Dye = Case By Equinox (Level 5: 1/6)
I have no idea what Twilight Dye in DTG Terraria is.

Crystal && Stasis Tome && Temporal Shard = Timelock (Level 4: 1/5)

You heal +|m43us+3st|f|3d for 20 integrity. This does not make their name any more readable.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1461589565))

Let's see, damage values done this turn... ho hum, typical business... 25000 damage to the JSH-Mech in a single att- WAIT, WHAT? Factoring in the Barrier, that'd translate to an attack of 10000 + (15000 x 10) = 160000 damage against a non-Barrier'd target! IN ONE ATTACK! I seriously hope that's a fucking typo right there, because that's broken as shit! Okay, seeing as the EoTB says that the Splinter Flagship used Spectre, this logically means I must beat the crap out of the entity with that name. To do so, I'm going to first throw it around the map with gravity manipulation, then summon pillars of earth out of the ground, beat it against those, cover them in metal spikes, keep beating it against those, cover the ground in lava, beat the Spectre against the lava, fill the air with way too many projectiles of virtually every element ranging from Earth to Oblivion, force the Spectre to facetank the majority of everything, keep beating it against random pieces of the environment, drop the mountain on it, concentrate the firepower of an entire Starkiller Base directly onto the space where the Spectre is trapped under the mountain, pluck whatever's left out of the ground, crush it into a tiny ball, teleport through time and space, then hurl it into another blue giant sun, cause the sun to go supernova, and watch the Spectre burn to death in the middle of a celestial form of hell. And then, directly after that, I'm gonna teleport it's remains back to the battlefield, to the exact point where the alignment of the sun that just went supernova caused a Gamma Ray Burst to fire off to, which as we all know, is a form of radiation that utterly fucks up everything in it's path. And guess what? The Spectre is now in it's path. No prizes for guessing what happens to the Spectre, then. Alright, one minor prize. I'll give you a cookie. It's terrible for most everything, but ya know how it is. Also, ignore the fact that I made the cookie out of irradiated Spectre bodyparts. Blah blah charges, 15/15 Count Of Darkness (+2 Alicia), Count Of Darkness II 12/15 (+2 Alicia) Oh look, I just used Count Of Darkness. Oh look, the giant frame of a battletank just appeared on the PG side of the battlefield. Oh look, it's... doing fuck all. I'll fit the other part on soon. Just don't go nuking it before I'm done, else I'm going to do very terrible things to you involving gravity. Divine Destroyer Chassis: 60000/60000 (Currently a useless heap of trash)

Divine Destroyer Chassis summoned. That was indeed a typo, as was it's usage of Spectre. That was actually supposed to be Barrage. The JSH-Mech is healed for 13,500 HP of damage to compensate. The Spectre is already dead, so you kill it so hard, that it isn't intact when it goes to Limbo.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1461597523))

14/15 for watery soldiers 13/15 for watery core +1 to ire, darkside and engie Eric looks at demonologist with a wry smile. "If you can smell magic at all, I should hope you'd be able to detect this." "The elemental cores holding the structure up and supplying the wisps and sprites for player use are radiating enough energy that were this a universe that had elemental magic in it naturally, this would attract lots of monsters." Quick aside to Alphys "Evil kind of monster, not 'race of people that lives in the Underground' kind of monster." "But... as for an explanation?" Eric sighs and sits down. "What kind of explanation do you want? Everybody's having fun with it, isn't that what this kind of server is about?" Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests. stored credit. battlefury: 36 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 33 toast: 16 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 14 Darkside: 7 ire: 6 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. So, two questions. 1. If I threw up a sidequest, would anyone be interested? 2. this is for you consumer, would I be able to hand out a reward, sort of like twin allowed sidequest owners to do, since I can't benefit from it, being the one running the side quest?

2: Yes, although you'd have to send me the details, especially if it's something like a Spoil/high Level alchemy.
demonologist: the sort of explanation i wanted was about how this magic got here.
demonologist: it's fun to be around, i can see that.
demonologist: but, as you can see from all of the things that shouldn't be here due to alicia and her opposition, things from other dimensions can and will warp in, and will be attracted to this place due to the magic here.
demonologist: is it fun having to fend off these monsters, no offense meant to alphys?
demonologist: sure, some players will find it fun, but this place is the other spawn point out of a deathtrap.
demonologist: getting spawncamped is not fun.
demonologist: this server has always been somewhat abnormal.
demonologist: ever since alicia joined, not even took over, joined, there's been a lot more anomalies around this server.
demonologist: technically, i'm an anomaly compared to most other players here.
demonologist: those anomalies why i got a bit paranoid.
demonologist: i thought this place could be one of them, and that isn't entirely untrue.
demonologist: i also forsee bad things happening to this place in the very near future.
demonologist: be careful.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Alicia is very angry that her entities got shredded to pieces, and puts a curse, first on Sorodin - any posts even mentioning the FWY-Mech will only be 10% effect for eight turns, and this effect persists through death. This probably won't prevent anything, but Alicia is just plain out salty. Second, she will brutally cut the AG turn into bits as soon as the Flagship acts. She's really that salty. Next up, everybody with less than 100% INTEGRITY takes their respective amounts of integrity damage.

Imperious uses Fuschia on the Splinter Flagship for 30,000 damage and Psi Burn. This releases three splinters, dealing 1,500 HP of damage to the JSH-Mech, English and the Void Terror Guardian. English uses Felt, summoning Six. Six's attacks instantly warp the victim to a location on the Battlefield of Six's choice. Spade activates Midnight on gutsy, dealing 6 damage and successfully applying a Void Emblem. Glitch Noir uses Prototype on the Splinter Flagship. It will now create splinters on hit, as well as creating four turrets on it. It uses this Turrets to guard it. The new Void Terror Guardian fires at gutsy, killing her, and resurrecting her as Void gutsy, which has also given her some influence over Grimdark.

a glitch also takes the 1 v 1 seriously, and uses all of it's Glitch Strength to deal 30 integrity damage to Chaos.

The Splinter Flagship uses Focus on Imperious for 4 damage. Alicia performs her promised interruption. She makes Angel, Divine, Izalen and Abigor extremely dizzy, while using her admin powers to give the AG players Nausea. The ParadoxBurrito2 rolls a 4713 on the Paradox die. The presence of 4, 1 and 3 in that order on the die causes the glitch to be bombarded with Homestuck references and related programs, causing it to fade into the ether for 20% integrity damage. The JSH-Mech blasts Angel into oblivion, creating Angel. The Conflict side are happy with their presence of brainwashed/modified entities. Kirika stabs tipsy, causing her to die. Dog energies begin to leak out of her blood.

Alicia gives a +3 to Verdana, before blasting +|m43us+3st|f|3d?'s integrity into nothing, causing instant death, and yet more on death effects. She then stabs Divine through the heart for 1 hit, using the blood gushing out to fuel an intricate ritual circle that wasn't there before, creating a massive pillar of light that slams straight into the Splinter Flagship for 60,000 HP of damage. She catches the Splinters, and throws them at the Elite Chaos Saber for 9,000 HP of damage. She also prepares to activate both project charges next turn.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides.
[ALL]: Change the Terrain from Sorodin's Barrier, as it greatly impowers Imperious, and Sorodin's Witch's Familiars will become extremely powerful if unattended to.
[ALL]: Reduce the GLITCH EXISTENCE to 0, as that will destroy a glitch, preventing it from affecting the Battlefield anymore.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Kill the Pawns.
[AG]: Destroy the JSH-Mech, as it is a major threat.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Kill the post-scratch kids.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Sorodin's Barrier (Nautical entities gain 40% attack and defense, Familiars of Sorodin's Witch are generated every turn.)
Weather: Glitch Rain: (Entities with less than 100% integrity automatically fail integrity checks.) II
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 0/26 HP, Soul Gem: 0/1 HP, 100% Grief, Summoning: IIII, Hyperdeath: II, /ban FWY-Mech: IIIIIIII
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 2/20 HP, 20% INTEGRITY
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbIsDaBest: 22/24 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII[), Hyperdeath: II

[N] DarkSide/Zack: 20/20 HP, 26,000 Blood, Hyperdeath: II
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 1/20 HP, Has 1 Armour (Glitch Stabliser), 5% resistance to integrity damage.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 1/20 HP, 5 Barrier Strength

[01] Imperious: 13/90 HP, Evasive (20%), Nautical, Has 1 Armour, Fuschia: III, Empress: IIII, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Burning: I
[01] English: 192,112/413,612 HP, Felt: III, Cue: IIII
[01] Six: 66,666/66,666 HP
[01] Spade: 75/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Midnight: III, Mechanical: IIII
[01] Glitch Noir: 39/100 HP, Turrets: 20,000/20,000 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour, Prototype: III, Incarnation: IIII, Burning: I
[01] Void Terror Guardian: 68,500/70,000 HP
[01] Void gutsyGumshoe: 25/25 HP
[01] Angel: 5/5 Hits.

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Mountain: 429,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.
[???] a glitch: THIS IS/NOT GOOD HP
38% GLITCH EXISTENCE
30% GLITCH STRENGTH
90% BIOME STABLLITY
90% WEATHER STABILITY
STATUS EFFECTS: NONE.

[AG-BOSS] Splinter Flagship: Core: 200,000/200,000 HP, Hull: 202,000/300,000 HP, (t)riple splin(t)er: II, splin(t)er swarm: II, (t)ree©hop: IIIII, Psi Burn: II
[AG] Divine: 2/1 Hits, Impale: IIII, Call for HELP: IIIII, Infested: IIIII
[AG-PL] tipsyGnostalgic?: 0/20 HP (x2), Drunken Thief: II, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII
[AG-PL] +|m43us+3st|f|3d?: 0/20 HP (x2), 0% INTEGRITY, Hal's Wrath: II, Glitched: IIII
[AG-PL] golgothasTerror?: 0/20 HP (x2), Emerald Terror: II, Bleeding: I
[AG] Elite Chaos Saber: 18,000/35,000 HP, Hyperclock: III
[AG] Izalen and Abigor: 30,000/30,000 HP (x2)

[N] ParadoxBurrito2: 35,000/35,000 HP

[PG] JSH-Mech Mk. I: 41,750/140,000 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, Azure Inferno: III, Takes reduced damage after 10,000 HP.
[PG] Oriko: 0/20 HP (x2), Evasive (30%), Double-Action, Visionary: III.
[PG] Kirika: 5/25 HP, Criticals on all attacks when Oriko dies, Respawns while Oriko is alive, Guarding Oriko, Timeslow: III.
[PG] Divine Destroyer Chassis: 60,000/60,000 HP.

[GM] Alicia111: 45/50 HP, Base: IIII, Art: IIII

[THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP]
(t)elepor(t)er de©k
[AG] Elevator: Not working, Must be turned on using an action, Leads to the deck.
[AG] Chair Knight: 20,000/20,000 HP, 25% less damage taken from physical attacks.

weapons de©k
[AG] Splinter Turrets: 15,000/15,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Mann Co. Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Anti-Tank Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x3), Crits Tanks.
[AG] Possessed Chairs: 3,000/3,000 HP (x10)
[AG] Crew Door 1: 25,000/25,000 HP, Leads to the (t)hrone room.
[AG] Crew Door 2: 25,000/25,000 HP, Leads to shield gen. room, stuns a random entity on death.
[AG] ©orrupted ©aptain: 110,000/110,000 HP, Double Action, gi(T) ‘em, lads!: III, saber ©all: IIII

[N] Damaged Table Tank: 60,000/100,000 HP, Will join the side of whoever saves it from the chairs.

shield gen. room
Player cap of 2.
[AG] Backup Caller: 15,000/15,000 HP
[AG] Shield Generator: 10,000/10,00 HP
[AG] Possessed Chair: 4,000/4,000 HP (x3)

(t)hrone room
[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 166,666/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG] Splinter Cannon: 40,000/40,000 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Fire): IIIII

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] demonologist: 25/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x753)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x28), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x810)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x8), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): [b]READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]]

Originally posted on 2016-04-25 19:29:00

FWY-Mech> If you think that's OP, just wait. Heheheh.

Originally posted on 2016-04-25 22:53:00

@everyone: Anyways, I'm gonna repeat my question, would you guys be interested in doing a sidequest? There'd be store credit rewarded to all participants (you know, for anyone who cares. That's always good for free troops later on.) and a free alchemy (level 6 or 7 is consumer okays it, level 5 if he doesn't) for whoever beats the boss.
Later sidequests will have similar or better rewards.

15/15 for watery soldiers
15/15 for watery core
+1 to battlefury, topaz and toast

15/15 expended: watery soldiers
15/15 expended: watery core.
No need for fancy prose here, we know the drill.

water barracks: 45K health, summons water archons:
water archons: the most boring archon type, aside from the fact that they get flavor text bonus in water areas, they literally just follow the archon template. 50 health, 50 attack.

water core, same as all the cores before it. 30K health, prevents all the water buildings from getting sploded unless the core dies.

Eric chuckles.
"You seem to be a bit confused demonologist."
"I'm one of these anomalies too."
"Ever heard of Dungeons and Dragons?"
"I'm a PC from a session some nerds were playing in some basement or where-ever."
"Got ripped straight out of a dungeon into this gods-forsaken deathtrap."
"I have lost track of how many times I have died in the past few hours."
"Doesn't take an oracle to foresee bad things happening to this place. We've fended off, what, two invasions now?"
"But if you want the spawn point moved to a less conspicuous location, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not actually the one in charge here. I mostly act like that because he doesn't know what he's doing."
The words appear in the air.
It's not nice to talk about people behind their backs you know.
"You're a disembodied narrator voice, you don't have a back for me to talk behind."



Originally posted on 2016-04-26 00:04:00

9/15 The world is FLAT! (+1 from ire, +1 from consumer boop)
3/15 It's literally a levelling system. (+1 from consumer bop)

Briefcase && Sunstone && Moonstone && Stardust && Twilight Dye (the one from Terraria, mind you) = Case By Equinox - (Level ? - 2/?)

Crystal && Stasis Tome && Temporal Shard = Timelock - (Level ? - 2/?)
Does exactly what it says on the packet.

Noah orders the paradox burrito to reorder the glitch via paradoxes.
He then launches...
Internet Explorer.
WAITING
WAITING
WAITING
WAITING...

Internet Explorer loads. Google's homepage proceeds to show up. HE THEN LAUNCHES A MASSIVE subreddit called r/subs (Idk if it exists, but it's gonna be a reddit for subs, i.e. burgers/rolls). Long burgers and subs flood the screen.

NOAH THEN LAUNCHES THE ENTIRE r/SUB SUBREDDIT AT IMPERIOUS.

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 01:38:00

Nessie Nine Iron && Memory Maker (Costemic replacement for bottle) && Golden Frying Pan && Charge Targe && Scotman's Skullcutter && Claidheamh Mòr = 3/6 Demopan
Sugar Gas && Lolipop && Nightmare Essance = 3/4 Sweet Nightmares
Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (CAN ONLY TICK DOWN AT 1 AG PLAYERS, RESETS AT 3 AG PLAYERS)
AG Players: 2(one leaning towards)
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two

i realize that CC's taste are an inversion of Ire's and turn the Favorite Chair into a awesome dining table.
With the same stats.
And all the chairs into tables.
And the table tank into a Chair tank.

battlefury13: lol, this is humorious
battlefury13: i suddenly have the urge to convert the splinter flagship into a gamma godmodder hostile to Alicia.
I then proceed to do this, until Alicia calms down. Or gets clammed down, either way.
The Splintermodder: 40/50 GMODERHP
battlefury13: why did i not do that?
battlefury13: i just had a better idea, lol.
battlefury13: excuse me while i ascend to alpha godmodder.

USING MY GLORIOUS SPLINTER BOOK OF ASCENDING THAT I JUST MADE OUT OF THE SPLINTER FLAG SHIP, I ASCEND TO THE RANK OF

PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE PSYCHE

Due to the excess salt flooding Alicia's Psyche, it reacts with the salt to deal 50 damage to her Psyche. Since her Psyche has no armor whatsoever, this kills it.
Brutally.

I then decide to show Alicia why threatening the Flagship is a horrible idea. By typing up a wall of text
you forgot about the other major damage dealer here, idiot.

prepare to die.


I recall that really lovely spice attack i made using the ruins of the Imperator. Ah, a shame that failed.

But failures can be repurposed.

A shame Alicia doesn't have Irecreeper to save her. Besides, considering Chaos's invertedness, he would probably actually like the attack.


A storm of splinters surround me. It's callback time. And time for someone to suffer.


For their sins.

For their rages.

For their stupidity.

For their failure.

And now, they suffer the consequences.


CALLBACK ACTIVATED
================================================== SPICY REVENGE ==================================================
Here we go.

Lets be honest here. Retyping up the intro to that attack , while epic, would be kinda annoying, considering the immense length of the entire attack as a whole.

BUT SCREW IT I HAVE MY TONES OF CREATING CREATIVE ATTACKS LETS LAY DOWN THE BEATDOWN.


Its the year 2016.
Once, this server was "so" peaceful.
Now, holes stretch to bedrock, a glitch is free, Aspects of the red dragon are on the loose. The Conflict has intervened. Chaos is everyware.
The previous phrase should not be confused with the sentence "Ware is Chaos", which just tragically fell on Alicia.
Continuing on.
This server was by no means a peaceful server. Nor was it the best server.

But did it really deserve the war, pain, and ©haos the war that Alicia has brought caused?

After all, would the landscape be ravaged by anti-matter and red matter had she not taken over?

Would the server not at least be semi-stable with all three admins in power?

Would the spawn not be a spawncamped eternal war machine had this war never happened?

Oh, i'm sorry, did the title say "SPICEY REVENGE"?

That was misleading, i suppose.

As with the revenge of Arfifact blaster, this is merely a resolution to the failure of an attack, or the idea of it, or the size of it in another realm.

Trust me, by the end, you will at least match this as a generic epic attack.

Lets start with some callbacks to 2015 and 2014.

=== PHASE ONE: REMEMBRANCETALE ===
Alicia feels a force multiple times Earth's Gravity crushing down on her.
She's in blue mode.
battlefury13: Hey, Alicia, WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM?


PHASE ONE INTERMISSION: A BAD TOM
Suddenly, Alicia finds her self in a Tom and Jerry Episode. She has replaced Tom. Her goal? To catch Jerry!
But, as Alicia, smugly smiles at Jerry the Mouse, trapped in a cage, an anvil falls upon her. A godmodded anvil.

The Jerrymodder, an alternate timeline Richard tricked into becoming Jerry, reveals himself. The metal cage breaks, it's bars turning to home in on Alicia. Jerry runs up the stairs, heading out of the basement. Alicia, determined to get out of this attack so she can murder Battlefury13 for not only violating the AG player counter, but the threat of "if you move you die". As she runs up the staircase however, she trips on a "STOP" sign. Which is in blue mode, and is an unholy fusion of San's ability to null invulnerability and Chara's 99 ATK. As Alicia finds her head stuck in a board from the stair case, she keeps moving though the blue STOP sign. The Jerrymodder notices her plight, and tosses more blue stop signs at her.

Finally, she breaks the board, and the STOP signs all die of "natural causes". But then she slips on the next board, and the entire staircase breaks into splinters that all fly into her eyes, courtesy of the Jerrymodder. Then, Jerry uses the nails from the boards to hold her down. A demon promptly puts her on a cross...

At a satanist congregation.
====== INTERMISSION INTERMISSION ======
The Satanist cultists summon forth Omega Satan, the unholy fusion of the gods. The gods being Satan and God.
It's all-seeing eyes look though her with such coldness, she shivers up into an Icicle. Then, Omega Satan fires the dreaded Omega blast. Alicia is disintegrated. She respawns where she was before the demon moved her.
===== INTERMISSION INTERMISSION END=====
She jumps up (blue mode, remember?), breaking the door to the basement. The Jerrymodder notices her, and runs into the kitchen. He tosses a bag of flour at her, which somehow dispelled even her passive godmodding magic. He tosses water at her, somehow making the flour into yeast. Don't ask.

Then, it's a simple matter of tricking her to go into the oven. Jerrymodder blows a raspberry in her direction. Already enraged from all the salt and death, she charges at him. She grabs him as he tries to run, and charges into an...
Open oven. Jerrymodder then reveals the Jerry she caught is in fact a "special" bomb. It's explosion is a surge in pressure, instead of a normal explosion,

And the inside of the oven has a special enchant that when under too much pressure, to shunt off the pressure to the center of the oven.

The oven, red hot from preheating, slams shut. The bomb goes off. The enchant works, causing all the pressure released by it to crush her. Then, a flash of heat, and she is cooked into bread.

She has taken to much damage to win the trial assigned to her. She is promptly beaten up by a mad bulldog, and disowned by her owner for this failure.

A feeling much like the end of a trial fills her......
===== INTERMISSION END =====

She awakens in a land filled with fire. And by filled with fire, the ground is covered with hellfire so hot no godmodding can protect from it. Nor armor, nor enchants, nor hacks. Her goal here is simple.
To live, or to survive with 100% soul integrity
The test, unknown to her is a test of fearlessness. If she already knows this, she is promptly filled with a feeling much like the end of a trial fills her, dealing one damage due to cheating.

After a quick test, she finds that the armor that would normally null a fire is useless. It melts. She does not yet feel the pain of the fire, but panicing in fear at the idea of the fire burning her, she flys upward.

There, she finds out why soul integrity is relevant.

As soon as she rises up, away from the fire, multiple fireballs slam into her SOUL. She promptly finds that they are undodgeable, and an agony, such as that as a thousand psychics commending someone to eternal pain is subjected upon her soul. Her hopes and her dreams, the ones that prevented the fire from hurting her burn away. Then, she falls to the ground in Pain and Agony, the obvious alternate title for Pain and Suffering.

Then the fire, having learnt of her cowardience from her burnt hopes and dreams, sets upon her, and burns her to a black crisp.

An agony far worse than the completion of a trial fills her...

Next she finds her self in a cold land, without a memory. What was she doing? Ah, fighting this scary skeleton man. As she dodges bones, and experiences blue mode, she hears his aspirations about his "hopes" and "dreams"
PAPYRUS: I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY FUTURE POPULARITY!!!
PAPYRUS: PAPYRUS: HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD!
PAPYRUS: PAPYRUS: UNPARALLELED SPAGETTORE!
PAPYRUS: UNDYNE WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!!
PAPYRUS: THE KING WILL TRIM A HEDGE IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE!!!
PAPYRUS: MY BROTHER WILL ... WELL, HE WON'T CHANGE VERY MUCH.
Pfft.
What a sad looser.
She continues her dodging, and then, finally, after an exhausting special attack...
PAPYRUS: WELL...! 'HUFF' IT'S CLEAR... YOU CAN'T! 'HUFF' DEFEAT ME!!! YEAH!!! I CAN SEE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS!!! THEREFORE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ELECT TO GRANT YOU PITY!! I WILL SPARE YOU, HUMAN!!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ACCEPT MY MERCY!
She laughs. Obviously, he's lying, isn't he? It's a trap. The second you spare him, he will hit you with a undodgeble attack.
She simply lands a few more punches with her gloves.
In a matter of seconds, Papyrus's body turns to dust.
PAPYRUS: ALAS, POOR PAPYRUS! WELL, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY HEAD!
She grins, and crushes his skull.
A horrid feeling fills her, much worse than the agony she suddenly remembered.

She then finds herself fighting a fish lady, whoose eyes, strangely, are red and bloodied. The area resonates with the power of a glitch.
As she blocks one arrow, it suddenly transforms into a GASTER BLASTER. And then, blasts her soul to pieces. Strange sounds, like that of a piano on loop fill the wind.
Undyne's body wavers, blood pouring out of many cuts, pure determination spilling out. Her eyes glow red, and out, a red GLASTER BLASTER beam is fired. At Her.

ndynue: YOU... YOU DID THIS....
Who is this being? Why is it attacking you?
Red glaster blasters, Glasterblasters enchanced with the power of determination, a human soul, and LOVE, fire at her fragile soul. Each time she is hit, the screen is filled with nines, a horrible feeling runs though her in real life, and she comes back to the same battle.

Except this time, she is pulled to another battle. A skeleton, eye's glowing red, and surrounded by blood attacks her.
apruyus: YOU... YOU REJECTED MY MERCY...

A volley of RED attacks come at her. She finds herself unable to dodge apruyus's fabled red attack. She is torn apart by each red bone, her power reduced to nothing.

She shifts to another. A strange robot, surround by red and glitches, looks down upon her. His eye is red, and surround by blood, while a small dinosaur, glitched as well, with red dot eyes surrounded by blood, and with blood pouring from the mouth.

lapyhs: YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS
meattaon: YOU KILLED MY FANS
She finds herself on meattaon's SUFFERING AND AND DEATH QUIZ SHOW
First question.
DO YOU DESERVE TO DIE?
1. YES 2.NO
She selects no.
A beam is fired from his microphone, and a horrible agony floods her soul.

A goat like monster, with eyes like the others, appears before her
otriel: YOU BETRAYED MY KINDNESS.

Red fireballs surrounded her, and burnt her soul into nothingness.

Finally, a much larger, also-kinda goat-like monster appears before her.
goraes: YOU DESTROYED OUR HOPE
A trident flys towards her soul, burning with HATE.
Her soul is wracked by intense pain.

Then, a small skeleton, almost silly in nature, with a flashing lift eye appears before her.
sans: *and now, i'm gonna destroy you
Four massive red gaster Blasters surround her soul. Her soul is shattered into pieces...

===== END OF REMEMBRANCETALE =====



Alright. i'm a bitttttttttt out of idea's here, so im gonna continue this in the next update. Just tally the damage from this for now, and consider it unfinished.









1+ to piono
1+ to topaz
1+ to ire.

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 03:47:00

...Well, I died! So... I respawn, I guess?

As for charges, Count Of Darkness II is 15/15 now, thanks Alicia for the +3 ... Aaand Count Of Darkness III started, already at 5/10 due to Alicia's +3 and Piono's +1 from earlier, and latedop for the +1. Well, that was kind of unexpected, but I'm not questioning it.

+3 to Piono, BTW


A second gathering of metal can be seen, also as golden as the chassis of the Divine Destroyer, hovering down from the skies and attaching itself to the chassis. Now it actually looks like a properly-built tank! Although it still needs a bit more work done on it first.

Divine Destroyer Except Missing A Pilot: 120000/120000 (I'll give it proper stats soon, okay? As for now, it's still a useless junkpile)

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 13:56:00

Yoo hoo, is anybody interested in sidequests at all?
Or should I just leave random Fortress happenstance to consumer randomly throwing stuff at me and just occasionally storm the Battlefield with oceans of angry elemental soldiers?

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 15:09:00

Yes, I am.

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 15:22:00

4/15 for watery speed
3/15 for watery beasts (haven't quite figured out what stats I want to give these guys)
+1 to toast, battlefury and engie

Before any more conversation can be had, there is the sound of fighting in the courtyard.
Eric stands up, and a player rushes in.
monkeyjoe5: Eric!
"I recognize you, you were one of the players that helped fight off the mechs."
monkeyjoe5: Cool, you recognize me.
monkeyjoe5: Not important right now.
monkeyjoe5: Big monster.
monkeyjoe5: Over by the dungeon.
monkeyjoe5: Some newb went down too many levels then managed to bring a boss monster up all the way to the surface with him.
"Wait, dungeon?"
monkeyjoe5: Yeah, the spawn dungeon.
"This place comes with a dungeon?"
monkeyjoe5: You didn't know about it?
"I wasn't the one who designed the place."
monkeyjoe5: I thought you summoned it?
"Sort of."
The words appear in the air.
Heheheh.
monkeyjoe5: Whoa.
monkeyjoe5: What's this.
I'm not a what, I'm a who.
I'm the Semi Omniscient Narrator Guy.
Technically the one who summoned this thing.
Fortress, catacombs, archons, blah blah blah.
Know what? I'm not in the mood for giving this spiel AGAIN.
Figure it out yourself.
"But what about the giant monster you left in the middle of spawn!?"
You know Eric, I think it's time you started solving your own problems.
"You happen to be at least half of them."
Maybe you should be nicer to me then.
Toodles!
"..."
monkeyjoe5:...
demonologist:...
alphys:...
monkeyjoe5: Wow, the narrator's a jerk.
"Yup, he definitely is."
"Alphys, can you patch me through to Sorodin on the Battlefield, whatever 'surprise' SONG left for me this time, I suspect it might need more than one person to defuse this time around."

((yes, I hijacked demonologist and alphys for a single line of dialogue. I figured having a group moment of silence at the narrator's abrupt exit wasn't too much of a stretch))



Originally posted on 2016-04-26 16:37:00

Update done. For those who didn't get the memo, +1 to all charges for lateness.

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 20:40:00

(('Achievement' Unlocked: First Death

p.s: I'm just placing this here for reference))

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"This barrier has been here long enough."

[big]SHATTER BARRIER (5/5) EXPENDED[/big]

I approach the edge of the barrier, looking up and down at it.
Attempting my usual tactics, I fire fish arrows at the weakest spot on the barrier in order for them to eat it.
While they were eating away at the barrier with their oblivion teeth, I fire numerous darkness-infused arrows at it, creating a sideways tornado pattern strong enough to launch something small.
As that was going, I pull back on one arrow as hard as I could, with wind visibly flowing around my body. The wind was coming from the arrow somehow.
It looked as though it was some sort of Kinetic Energy arrow. It had explosives as well.

The arrow was fired. It gracefully flew straight toward the weak spot, and-
*BOOM*
-exploded in a massive ball of fire.

The entire thing failed to break it.
"Mother of- Oh yeah, I also have... this."
I pull out a white arrow with a vibrant white outline - the Negative Arrow.
I fire it at the barrier, and the barrier swaps from being super strong to being super weak.
A single arrow was then more than enough to shatter the barrier completely.

A sizable chunk of the barrier landed on Ot- Oh wait, he's dead.
Fine, just throw it at the JSH-Mech.

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STATS & ABILITIES:
Zack:
Alignment: [N] - Sway: [AG] (Will help the Swayed Allignment mainly, but will take on direct threats to him and his entities first)
HP: 20/20 (100%)
BLOOD: 26,000 (-0 per turn due to passives)(Conversion: 1HP = 1 BLOOD, 1PHP = 4,000 BLOOD) - RANK: NEW BLOOD
-BLOOD ACTIVE: Blood Laser - 25,000 BLOOD - Self-explanitory. Hit one target for 12,500 damage.
-BLOOD PASSIVE: Adrenaline Rush - 1,000 BLOOD/TURN - INACTIVE - Increases damage dealt by (500 * (max HP [20] - current HP)) the lower your HP gets.

CHARGES:
Lucky Draw (11/15) (+5 various)
Shatter Barrier (5/5) (+1 Piono) DONE
Blood Ritual (1/15)

ALCHEMIES:


Fiery Greatsword && Infernal Ruby && Flaming Essence = Infernalis (Lv. 4, 4/5)
Desc- oh screw this you know what it is already. A giant greatsword with brutally hot flames for a blade.

Cutlass && (Dream Mist && Nightmare Fuel = Nightmare Mist) = Nightmare Cutlass v0.8 (Lv. 4, 5/5) DONE
Description: The lesser version of its Lv. 7 predecessor from the Terraria Session. Has many of the elements of its predecessor, except allowing its user to absorb life essence.

Tombstone && Shield || Paper Shreds && Torn Sticker && Busted Paint Bucket = Beloved Demise (Lv. ?, 1/?)
Description: Don't deny it; you know exactly what I speak of.



SUPPORT:
+1 Toast, +1 Ire, +1 Piono

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 21:15:00

@Consumer Twilight Dye is just a type of dye that looks like the cosmos as you move it.

12/15 The world is FLAT! (+1 from piono, +1 to DarkSide)
4/15 It's literally a levelling system.

+1 to the usual culprits

Briefcase && Sunstone && Moonstone && Stardust && Twilight Dye (the one from Terraria, mind you) = Case By Equinox - (Level 5 - 3/6)

Crystal && Stasis Tome && Temporal Shard = Timelock - (Level 4 - 3/5)

Noah makes his next attack in the form of a question.
"Is the word heterological heterological or autological?"

Heterological describes a word that doesn't describe itself. Autological describes a word that does. The glitch thinks about this for a second. Very carefully. But it just can't find an answer! Noah then proceeds to say "yes". The glitch, too confused to function, decides to immediately explode so it doesn't need to think about that... or... well, anything! How convenient!

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 22:32:00

Store buy: Earth Archons + Creature.
Amount: Everyone i can buy.
Note: Since i seem to have more credits than you do earth worms, i instead buy fire creatures if you do not have enough.
/storetranscation.

Originally posted on 2016-04-26 22:44:00

((Nothing here))

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Zack just stands there.
Though I do have to question why I move between first and third person so often.
Ki-
"...*Sniff* I smell innocents getting killed... Eh, nothing I can't handle."
Zack then makes a break for the fortress.

---

STATS & ABILITIES:
Zack:
Alignment: [N] - Sway: [AG] (Will help the Swayed Allignment mainly, but will take on direct threats to him and his entities first)
HP: 20/20 (100%)
BLOOD: 26,000 (-0 per turn due to passives)(Conversion: 1HP = 1 BLOOD, 1PHP = 4,000 BLOOD) - RANK: NEW BLOOD
-BLOOD ACTIVE: Blood Laser - 25,000 BLOOD - Self-explanitory. Hit one target for 12,500 damage.
-BLOOD PASSIVE: Adrenaline Rush - 1,000 BLOOD/TURN - INACTIVE - Increases damage dealt by (500 * (max HP [20] - current HP)) the lower your HP gets.

CHARGES:
Lucky Draw (13/15) (+1 Toast) [CHARGED ATTACK]
Blood Ritual (2/15) [UPGRADE]

ALCHEMIES:


Fiery Greatsword && Infernal Ruby && Flaming Essence = Infernalis (Lv. 4, 5/5) DONE!
Desc- oh screw this you know what it is already. A giant greatsword with brutally hot flames for a blade.

Blood Carnage && Black Blood && Heavily Bloodstained Conflict Diamond = Slit Gemblood (Lv. ?, 1/?)
Description: A badly bloodstained one-handed broadsword that naturally causes insane amounts of blood to be shed, even when the area(s) hit do not normally spurt blood. Contributes to BLOOD levels.

Tombstone && Shield || Paper Shreds && Torn Sticker && Busted Paint Bucket = Beloved Demise (Lv. ?, 2/?)
Description: Don't deny it; you know exactly what I speak of.
This is a shield of broken, dead desires as a result of anything at all.
The ones mentioned here being the most disheartening.



SUPPORT:
+1 Toast, +1 Ire, +1 Piono

Originally posted on 2016-04-27 02:05:00

Charges:
upgrade(): 14 / 15 (+4, Battlefury, Toast, Piono, GM) (Class: PLAYER UPGRADE)
calvary(): 3 / 15 (+1, GM) (Class: ENTITY)
+1 to Toast, +1 to Piono, +1 to Darkside

Action:
I decide to start randomly grabbing bits of the glitch's code, and start copy-pasting chunks of it in random places! This causes the glitch to destablize further! I also create a few bots to delete every instance of the letter "e" inside the glitch, to hopefully cause even more errors! I then forcibly rename the glitch to "a taco", causing further destabilization as the glitch is now conflicted as to what it is!

I then also hack it so hard that unless it's next HP bar message is "chaos is a cool guy and deserves ice cream", it'll take a whole bonus truckload of existence damage!

Originally posted on 2016-04-27 07:29:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1461621210))

FWY-Mech> If you think that's OP, just wait. Heheheh.

You respawn.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1461625451))

@everyone: Anyways, I'm gonna repeat my question, would you guys be interested in doing a sidequest? There'd be store credit rewarded to all participants (you know, for anyone who cares. That's always good for free troops later on.) and a free alchemy (level 6 or 7 is consumer okays it, level 5 if he doesn't) for whoever beats the boss. Later sidequests will have similar or better rewards. 15/15 for watery soldiers 15/15 for watery core +1 to battlefury, topaz and toast 15/15 expended: watery soldiers 15/15 expended: watery core. No need for fancy prose here, we know the drill. water barracks: 45K health, summons water archons: water archons: the most boring archon type, aside from the fact that they get flavor text bonus in water areas, they literally just follow the archon template. 50 health, 50 attack. water core, same as all the cores before it. 30K health, prevents all the water buildings from getting sploded unless the core dies. Eric chuckles. "You seem to be a bit confused demonologist." "I'm one of these anomalies too." "Ever heard of Dungeons and Dragons?" "I'm a PC from a session some nerds were playing in some basement or where-ever." "Got ripped straight out of a dungeon into this gods-forsaken deathtrap." "I have lost track of how many times I have died in the past few hours." "Doesn't take an oracle to foresee bad things happening to this place. We've fended off, what, two invasions now?" "But if you want the spawn point moved to a less conspicuous location, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not actually the one in charge here. I mostly act like that because he doesn't know what he's doing." The words appear in the air. It's not nice to talk about people behind their backs you know. "You're a disembodied narrator voice, you don't have a back for me to talk behind." Spoiler Alert -SNIP-

Water Barracks and Core summoned.
demonologist: that was obvious. so is alphys.
demonologist: the one question is, when will this happen?

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1461631108))

9/15 The world is FLAT! (+1 from ire, +1 from consumer boop) 3/15 It's literally a levelling system. (+1 from consumer bop) Briefcase && Sunstone && Moonstone && Stardust && Twilight Dye (the one from Terraria, mind you) = Case By Equinox - (Level ? - 2/?) Crystal && Stasis Tome && Temporal Shard = Timelock - (Level ? - 2/?) Does exactly what it says on the packet. Noah orders the paradox burrito to reorder the glitch via paradoxes. He then launches... Internet Explorer. WAITING WAITING WAITING WAITING... Internet Explorer loads. Google's homepage proceeds to show up. HE THEN LAUNCHES A MASSIVE subreddit called r/subs (Idk if it exists, but it's gonna be a reddit for subs, i.e. burgers/rolls). Long burgers and subs flood the screen. NOAH THEN LAUNCHES THE ENTIRE r/SUB SUBREDDIT AT IMPERIOUS.

r/subs is a real thing for sub sandwiches. You launch r/sub, which is something completely different, at Imperious, and the spam contained in it deals 1 damage.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1461638868))

Nessie Nine Iron && Memory Maker (Costemic replacement for bottle) && Golden Frying Pan && Charge Targe && Scotman's Skullcutter && Claidheamh Mòr = 3/6 Demopan Sugar Gas && Lolipop && Nightmare Essance = 3/4 Sweet Nightmares Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (CAN ONLY TICK DOWN AT 1 AG PLAYERS, RESETS AT 3 AG PLAYERS) AG Players: 2(one leaning towards) Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two i realize that CC's taste are an inversion of Ire's and turn the Favorite Chair into a awesome dining table. With the same stats. And all the chairs into tables. And the table tank into a Chair tank. battlefury13: lol, this is humorious battlefury13: i suddenly have the urge to convert the splinter flagship into a gamma godmodder hostile to Alicia. I then proceed to do this, until Alicia calms down. Or gets clammed down, either way. The Splintermodder: 40/50 GMODERHP battlefury13: why did i not do that? battlefury13: i just had a better idea, lol. battlefury13: excuse me while i ascend to alpha godmodder. USING MY GLORIOUS SPLINTER BOOK OF ASCENDING THAT I JUST MADE OUT OF THE SPLINTER FLAG SHIP, I ASCEND TO THE RANK OF PSYCHE -SNIP INTRO, IT's SOMEHOW TOO BIG- === PHASE ONE: REMEMBRANCETALE === Alicia feels a force multiple times Earth's Gravity crushing down on her. She's in blue mode. battlefury13: Hey, Alicia, WANNA HAVE A BAD TOM? PHASE ONE INTERMISSION: A BAD TOM Suddenly, Alicia finds her self in a Tom and Jerry Episode. She has replaced Tom. Her goal? To catch Jerry! But, as Alicia, smugly smiles at Jerry the Mouse, trapped in a cage, an anvil falls upon her. A godmodded anvil. The Jerrymodder, an alternate timeline Richard tricked into becoming Jerry, reveals himself. The metal cage breaks, it's bars turning to home in on Alicia. Jerry runs up the stairs, heading out of the basement. Alicia, determined to get out of this attack so she can murder Battlefury13 for not only violating the AG player counter, but the threat of "if you move you die". As she runs up the staircase however, she trips on a "STOP" sign. Which is in blue mode, and is an unholy fusion of San's ability to null invulnerability and Chara's 99 ATK. As Alicia finds her head stuck in a board from the stair case, she keeps moving though the blue STOP sign.  The Jerrymodder notices her plight, and tosses more blue stop signs at her. Finally, she breaks the board, and the STOP signs all die of "natural causes". But then she slips on the next board, and the entire staircase breaks into splinters that all fly into her eyes, courtesy of the Jerrymodder. Then, Jerry uses the nails from the boards to hold her down. A demon promptly puts her on a cross... At a satanist congregation. ====== INTERMISSION INTERMISSION ====== The Satanist cultists summon forth Omega Satan, the unholy fusion of the gods. The gods being Satan and God. It's all-seeing eyes look though her with such coldness, she shivers up into an Icicle. Then, Omega Satan fires the dreaded Omega blast. Alicia is disintegrated. She respawns where she was before the demon moved her. ===== INTERMISSION INTERMISSION END===== She jumps up (blue mode, remember?), breaking the door to the basement. The Jerrymodder notices her, and runs into the kitchen. He tosses a bag of flour at her, which somehow dispelled even her passive godmodding magic. He tosses water at her, somehow making the flour into yeast. Don't ask. Then, it's a simple matter of tricking her to go into the oven. Jerrymodder blows a raspberry in her direction. Already enraged from all the salt and death, she charges at him. She grabs him as he tries to run, and charges into an... Open oven. Jerrymodder then reveals the Jerry she caught is in fact a "special" bomb. It's explosion is a surge in pressure, instead of a normal explosion, And the inside of the oven has a special enchant that when under too much pressure, to shunt off the pressure to the center of the oven. The oven, red hot from preheating, slams shut. The bomb goes off. The enchant works, causing all the pressure released by it to crush her. Then, a flash of heat, and she is cooked into bread. She has taken to much damage to win the trial assigned to her. She is promptly beaten up by a mad bulldog, and disowned by her owner for this failure. A feeling much like the end of a trial fills her...... ===== INTERMISSION END ===== She awakens in a land filled with fire. And by filled with fire, the ground is covered with hellfire so hot no godmodding can protect from it. Nor armor, nor enchants, nor hacks. Her goal here is simple. To live, or to survive with 100% soul integrity The test, unknown to her is a test of fearlessness. If she already knows this, she is promptly filled with a feeling much like the end of a trial fills her, dealing one damage due to cheating. After a quick test, she finds that the armor that would normally null a fire is useless. It melts. She does not yet feel the pain of the fire, but panicing in fear at the idea of the fire burning her, she flys upward. There, she finds out why soul integrity is relevant. As soon as she rises up, away from the fire, multiple fireballs slam into her SOUL. She promptly finds that they are undodgeable, and an agony, such as that as a thousand psychics commending someone to eternal pain is subjected upon her soul. Her hopes and her dreams, the ones that prevented the fire from hurting her burn away. Then, she falls to the ground in Pain and Agony, the obvious alternate title for Pain and Suffering. Then the fire, having learnt of her cowardience from her burnt hopes and dreams, sets upon her, and burns her to a black crisp. An agony far worse than the completion of a trial fills her... Next she finds her self in a cold land, without a memory. What was she doing? Ah, fighting this scary skeleton man. As she dodges bones, and experiences blue mode, she hears his aspirations about his "hopes" and "dreams"   PAPYRUS: I CAN ALMOST TASTE MY FUTURE POPULARITY!!! PAPYRUS: PAPYRUS: HEAD OF THE ROYAL GUARD! PAPYRUS: PAPYRUS: UNPARALLELED SPAGETTORE! PAPYRUS: UNDYNE WILL BE REALLY PROUD OF ME!! PAPYRUS: THE KING WILL TRIM A HEDGE IN THE SHAPE OF MY SMILE!!! PAPYRUS: MY BROTHER WILL ... WELL, HE WON'T CHANGE VERY MUCH. Pfft. What a sad looser. She continues her dodging, and then, finally, after an exhausting special attack... PAPYRUS: WELL...! 'HUFF' IT'S CLEAR... YOU CAN'T! 'HUFF' DEFEAT ME!!! YEAH!!! I CAN SEE YOU SHAKING IN YOUR BOOTS!!! THEREFORE I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ELECT TO GRANT YOU PITY!! I WILL SPARE YOU, HUMAN!!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO ACCEPT MY MERCY! She laughs. Obviously, he's lying, isn't he? It's a trap. The second you spare him, he will hit you with a undodgeble attack. She simply lands a few more punches with her gloves. In a matter of seconds, Papyrus's body turns to dust. PAPYRUS: ALAS, POOR PAPYRUS! WELL, AT LEAST I STILL HAVE MY HEAD! She grins, and crushes his skull. A horrid feeling fills her, much worse than the agony she suddenly remembered. She then finds herself fighting a fish lady, whoose eyes, strangely, are red and bloodied. The area resonates with the power of a glitch. As she blocks one arrow, it suddenly transforms into a GASTER BLASTER. And then, blasts her soul to pieces. Strange sounds, like that of a piano on loop fill the wind. Undyne's body wavers, blood pouring out of many cuts, pure determination spilling out. Her eyes glow red, and out, a red GLASTER BLASTER beam is fired. At Her. ndynue: YOU... YOU DID THIS.... Who is this being? Why is it attacking you? Red glaster blasters, Glasterblasters enchanced with the power of determination, a human soul, and LOVE, fire at her fragile soul. Each time she is hit, the screen is filled with nines, a horrible feeling runs though her in real life, and she comes back to the same battle. Except this time, she is pulled to another battle. A skeleton, eye's glowing red, and surrounded by blood attacks her. apruyus: YOU... YOU REJECTED MY MERCY... A volley of RED attacks come at her. She finds herself unable to dodge apruyus's fabled red attack. She is torn apart by each red bone, her power reduced to nothing. She shifts to another. A strange robot, surround by red and glitches, looks down upon her. His eye is red, and surround by blood, while a small dinosaur, glitched as well, with red dot eyes surrounded by blood, and with blood pouring from the mouth. lapyhs: YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS meattaon: YOU KILLED MY FANS She finds herself on meattaon's SUFFERING AND  AND DEATH QUIZ SHOW First question. DO YOU DESERVE TO DIE? 1. YES 2.NO She selects no. A beam is fired from his microphone, and a horrible agony floods her soul. A goat like monster, with eyes like the others, appears before her otriel: YOU BETRAYED MY KINDNESS. Red fireballs surrounded her, and burnt her soul into nothingness. Finally, a much larger, also-kinda goat-like monster appears before her. goraes: YOU DESTROYED OUR HOPE A trident flys towards her soul, burning with HATE. Her soul is wracked by intense pain. Then, a small skeleton, almost silly in nature, with a flashing lift eye appears before her. sans: *and now, i'm gonna destroy you Four massive red gaster Blasters surround her soul. Her soul is shattered into pieces... 1+ to piono 1+ to topaz 1+ to ire.

You fail to change anything on the Splinter Flagship due to not having Topaz's permission. I'm pretty sure Chaos still hates tables, anyway.

Alicia, after trippin on the stop sign, throws it at the Jerrymodder. The Jerrymodder, in the form of a mouse and not having the Conflict enhanced powers of being a main-godmodder, fails to evade Alicia's main godmodder boosted powers, and goes splat, skipping the rest of the Intermission, and the entire Intermission Intermission. Now, for the main attack.

Alicia is reading your attacks in the update terminal, and already knows this. This causes her to take 1 damage due to cheating. The pain distracts her from taking another point of damage due to the fireball, and losing SOUL integrity, for 2 damage total

Alicia quickly dodges through Papyrus, and takes mercy, not wanting to deal with Alphys' wrath. She does, however, teleport him to the pocket dimension she stole from Sorodin a decent few hours ago, renovated to be much safer. She then uses the fact that the end of the attack hits some mysterious 'Her', capital letters emphasised, to no-sell it. 'Her' curbstomps the Undertale clones.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1461675372))

...Well, I died! So... I respawn, I guess? As for charges, Count Of Darkness II is 15/15 now, thanks Alicia for the +3 ... Aaand Count Of Darkness III started, already at 5/10 due to Alicia's +3 and Piono's +1 from earlier, and latedop for the +1. Well, that was kind of unexpected, but I'm not questioning it. +3 to Piono, BTW A second gathering of metal can be seen, also as golden as the chassis of the Divine Destroyer, hovering down from the skies and attaching itself to the chassis. Now it actually looks like a properly-built tank! Although it still needs a bit more work done on it first. Divine Destroyer Except Missing A Pilot: 120000/120000 (I'll give it proper stats soon, okay? As for now, it's still a useless junkpile)

You aren't dead. If you was, you couldn't activate charges. You heal yourself for 10 HP, regardless.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1461679789))

Yoo hoo, is anybody interested in sidequests at all? Or should I just leave random Fortress happenstance to consumer randomly throwing stuff at me and just occasionally storm the Battlefield with oceans of angry elemental soldiers?

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1461680522))

Yes, I am.

#puermagisorodinmagica

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1461685073))

4/15 for watery speed 3/15 for watery beasts (haven't quite figured out what stats I want to give these guys) +1 to toast, battlefury and engie Before any more conversation can be had, there is the sound of fighting in the courtyard. Eric stands up, and a player rushes in. monkeyjoe5: Eric! "I recognize you, you were one of the players that helped fight off the mechs." monkeyjoe5: Cool, you recognize me. monkeyjoe5: Not important right now. monkeyjoe5: Big monster. monkeyjoe5: Over by the dungeon. monkeyjoe5: Some newb went down too many levels then managed to bring a boss monster up all the way to the surface with him. "Wait, dungeon?" monkeyjoe5: Yeah, the spawn dungeon. "This place comes with a dungeon?" monkeyjoe5: You didn't know about it? "I wasn't the one who designed the place." monkeyjoe5: I thought you summoned it? "Sort of." The words appear in the air. Heheheh. monkeyjoe5: Whoa. monkeyjoe5: What's this. I'm not a what, I'm a who. I'm the Semi Omniscient Narrator Guy. Technically the one who summoned this thing. Fortress, catacombs, archons, blah blah blah. Know what? I'm not in the mood for giving this spiel AGAIN. Figure it out yourself. "But what about the giant monster you left in the middle of spawn!?" You know Eric, I think it's time you started solving your own problems. "You happen to be at least half of them." Maybe you should be nicer to me then. Toodles! "..." monkeyjoe5:... demonologist:... alphys:... monkeyjoe5: Wow, the narrator's a jerk. "Yup, he definitely is." "Alphys, can you patch me through to Sorodin on the Battlefield, whatever 'surprise' SONG left for me this time, I suspect it might need more than one person to defuse this time around." ((yes, I hijacked demonologist and alphys for a single line of dialogue. I figured having a group moment of silence at the narrator's abrupt exit wasn't too much of a stretch)) Spoiler Alert -SNIP-

demonologist: oh.
demonologist: so, mysterious song guy, tell me more about this spawn dungeon.
demonologist: where are you getting these monsters from.
demonologist: a, i need this information for my studies, and b, it's a threat to everybody.
demonologist: fix it.
demonologist: also, fortress manager, don't know your name, you might want to get a few over players on this.
demonologist: not just anomaly causers, like i have a suspicious he is, but normal players.
demonologist: they'll treat this like some form of mmo.

Alphys uses a communication device that was conveniently in the lab to talk to Sorodin.

Alphys: Um... Hi.
Alphys: Eric told me that you may be interested in fighting against some monsters in the fortress.
Alphys: Not my species type of monsters, but anime-style monsters.
Alphys: Big, strong, dangerous and rabid.
Alphys: If you do want to come, please be quick.

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1461701737))

(('Achievement' Unlocked: First Death p.s: I'm just placing this here for reference)) "This barrier has been here long enough." [big]SHATTER BARRIER (5/5) EXPENDED[/big] I approach the edge of the barrier, looking up and down at it. Attempting my usual tactics, I fire fish arrows at the weakest spot on the barrier in order for them to eat it. While they were eating away at the barrier with their oblivion teeth, I fire numerous darkness-infused arrows at it, creating a sideways tornado pattern strong enough to launch something small. As that was going, I pull back on one arrow as hard as I could, with wind visibly flowing around my body. The wind was coming from the arrow somehow. It looked as though it was some sort of Kinetic Energy arrow. It had explosives as well. The arrow was fired. It gracefully flew straight toward the weak spot, and- *BOOM* -exploded in a massive ball of fire. The entire thing failed to break it. "Mother of- Oh yeah, I also have... this." I pull out a white arrow with a vibrant white outline - the Negative Arrow. I fire it at the barrier, and the barrier swaps from being super strong to being super weak. A single arrow was then more than enough to shatter the barrier completely. A sizable chunk of the barrier landed on Ot- Oh wait, he's dead. Fine, just throw it at the JSH-Mech. STATS & ABILITIES: Zack: Alignment: [N] - Sway: [AG] (Will help the Swayed Allignment mainly, but will take on direct threats to him and his entities first) HP: 20/20 (100%) BLOOD: 26,000 (-0 per turn due to passives)(Conversion: 1HP = 1 BLOOD, 1PHP = 4,000 BLOOD) - RANK: NEW BLOOD -BLOOD ACTIVE: Blood Laser - 25,000 BLOOD - Self-explanitory. Hit one target for 12,500 damage. -BLOOD PASSIVE: Adrenaline Rush - 1,000 BLOOD/TURN - INACTIVE - Increases damage dealt by (500 * (max HP [20] - current HP)) the lower your HP gets. CHARGES: Lucky Draw (11/15) (+5 various) Shatter Barrier (5/5) (+1 Piono) DONE Blood Ritual (1/15) ALCHEMIES: Ideas for later (This section is for good ideas for weapons that cannot be done yet for whatever reason) Alpha Melancholy Mk. I || Destroyer's Rage && Assassin's Essence && Shot-bow Module && (Negative Opal && Bottled Darkness && Essence of your own Shadow && Depressed Rock) = Alpha Melancholy Mk. II (Lv. 10, 0/11) Description: A bow with powers over  depression, darkness, shadow, and negativity. These powers are restored slightly, given enhanced assassination abilities, and can fire multiple lasers as well as arrows. Maintains its daedric look, with a bit more added to it, such as a string that turns out to be a red, tangible laser. Comes with hand guards. Reason it's here: Over-leveled at the moment. Fiery Greatsword && Infernal Ruby && Flaming Essence = Infernalis (Lv. 4, 4/5) Desc- oh screw this you know what it is already. A giant greatsword with brutally hot flames for a blade. Cutlass && (Dream Mist && Nightmare Fuel = Nightmare Mist) = Nightmare Cutlass v0.8 (Lv. 4, 5/5) DONE Description: The lesser version of its Lv. 7 predecessor from the Terraria Session. Has many of the elements of its predecessor, except allowing its user to absorb life essence. Tombstone && Shield || Paper Shreds && Torn Sticker && Busted Paint Bucket = Beloved Demise (Lv. ?, 1/?) Description: Don't deny it; you know exactly what I speak of. Inventory Alpha Melancholy Mk. I (Lv. 0) - Starting Weapon Beta Bloodlust (Lv. 5) - Bloodthirsty Chain Knife (Able to contribute to BLOOD pool) CHANCE TIME! (Lv. 5) - Attack Die (Attack type, Element, Special) Nightmare Cutlass v0.8 (Lv. 4) SUPPORT: +1 Toast, +1 Ire, +1 Piono

Tombstone && Shield || Paper Shreds && Torn Sticker && Busted Paint Bucket = Beloved Demise (Level 3: 1/4)
I have no idea what you speak of.

You break the barrier, and deal 10,300 HP of damage to the JSH-Mech.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1461706356))

@Consumer Twilight Dye is just a type of dye that looks like the cosmos as you move it. 12/15 The world is FLAT! (+1 from piono, +1 to DarkSide) 4/15 It's literally a levelling system. +1 to the usual culprits Briefcase && Sunstone && Moonstone && Stardust && Twilight Dye (the one from Terraria, mind you) = Case By Equinox - (Level 5 - 3/6) Crystal && Stasis Tome && Temporal Shard = Timelock - (Level 4 - 3/5) Noah makes his next attack in the form of a question. "Is the word heterological heterological or autological?" Heterological describes a word that doesn't describe itself. Autological describes a word that does. The glitch thinks about this for a second. Very carefully. But it just can't find an answer! Noah then proceeds to say "yes". The glitch, too confused to function, decides to immediately explode so it doesn't need to think about that... or... well, anything! How convenient!

The glitch states that it's a paradox, and that paradoxes do not make it fail to compute.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1461707049))

Store buy: Earth Archons + Creature. Amount: Everyone i can buy. Note: Since i seem to have more credits than you do earth worms, i instead buy fire creatures if you do not have enough. /storetranscation.

I wait for piono to decide the exact amounts you order

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1461719159))

((Nothing here)) Zack just stands there. Though I do have to question why I move between first and third person so often. Ki- "...*Sniff* I smell innocents getting killed... Eh, nothing I can't handle." Zack then makes a break for the fortress. STATS & ABILITIES: Zack: Alignment: [N] - Sway: [AG] (Will help the Swayed Allignment mainly, but will take on direct threats to him and his entities first) HP: 20/20 (100%) BLOOD: 26,000 (-0 per turn due to passives)(Conversion: 1HP = 1 BLOOD, 1PHP = 4,000 BLOOD) - RANK: NEW BLOOD -BLOOD ACTIVE: Blood Laser - 25,000 BLOOD - Self-explanitory. Hit one target for 12,500 damage. -BLOOD PASSIVE: Adrenaline Rush - 1,000 BLOOD/TURN - INACTIVE - Increases damage dealt by (500 * (max HP [20] - current HP)) the lower your HP gets. CHARGES: Lucky Draw (13/15) (+1 Toast) [CHARGED ATTACK] Blood Ritual (2/15) [UPGRADE] ALCHEMIES: Ideas for later (This section is for good ideas for weapons that cannot be done yet for whatever reason) Alpha Melancholy Mk. I || Destroyer's Rage && Assassin's Essence && Shot-bow Module && (Negative Opal && Bottled Darkness && Essence of your own Shadow && Depressed Rock) = Alpha Melancholy Mk. II (Lv. 10, 0/11) Description: A bow with powers over  depression, darkness, shadow, and negativity. These powers are restored slightly, given enhanced assassination abilities, and can fire multiple lasers as well as arrows. Maintains its daedric look, with a bit more added to it, such as a string that turns out to be a red, tangible laser. Comes with hand guards. Reason it's here: Over-leveled at the moment. Fiery Greatsword && Infernal Ruby && Flaming Essence = Infernalis (Lv. 4, 5/5) DONE! Desc- oh screw this you know what it is already. A giant greatsword with brutally hot flames for a blade. Blood Carnage && Black Blood && Heavily Bloodstained Conflict Diamond = Slit Gemblood (Lv. ?, 1/?) Description: A badly bloodstained one-handed broadsword that naturally causes insane amounts of blood to be shed, even when the area(s) hit do not normally spurt blood. Contributes to BLOOD levels. Tombstone && Shield || Paper Shreds && Torn Sticker && Busted Paint Bucket = Beloved Demise (Lv. ?, 2/?) Description: Don't deny it; you know exactly what I speak of. This is a shield of broken, dead desires as a result of anything at all. The ones mentioned here being the most disheartening. Inventory Alpha Melancholy Mk. I (Lv. 0) - Starting Weapon Beta Bloodlust (Lv. 5) - Bloodthirsty Chain Knife (Able to contribute to BLOOD pool) CHANCE TIME! (Lv. 5) - Attack Die (Attack type, Element, Special) Nightmare Cutlass v0.8 (Lv. 4) Infernalis (Lv. 4) SUPPORT: +1 Toast, +1 Ire, +1 Piono

Blood Carnage && Black Blood && Heavily Bloodstained Conflict Diamond = Slit Gemblood (Level 5: 1/6)

You begin to run towards the Fortress. You will reach next post.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1461738552))

Charges: upgrade(): 14 / 15 (+4, Battlefury, Toast, Piono, GM) (Class: PLAYER UPGRADE) calvary(): 3 / 15 (+1, GM) (Class: ENTITY) +1 to Toast, +1 to Piono, +1 to Darkside Action: I decide to start randomly grabbing bits of the glitch's code, and start copy-pasting chunks of it in random places! This causes the glitch to destablize further! I also create a few bots to delete every instance of the letter "e" inside the glitch, to hopefully cause even more errors! I then forcibly rename the glitch to "a taco", causing further destabilization as the glitch is now conflicted as to what it is! I then also hack it so hard that unless it's next HP bar message is "chaos is a cool guy and deserves ice cream", it'll take a whole bonus truckload of existence damage!

a glitch takes 24 existential damage, and becomes 4 +4(0

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Chaos would die of integrity damage, but a glitch keeps him alive to kill him personally.

Imperious stabs Kirika for 4 damage. English uses Cue on the Elite Chaos Saber, Abigor and JSH-Mech, dealing 15,000 HP of damage to all of them and ignoring the JSH-Mech's barrier, and mentally influencing none of them - the Elite Chaos Saber and JSH-Mech have no minds, and Abigor is loyal to his contractor. Six sends the wreckage of the Elite Chaos Saber to somewhere else. Spade makes a finger gun and fires it at Kirika, who somehow drops dead. Glitch Noir's turrets fire at the JSH-Mech for 10,000 HP of damage, before he takes careful aim at the Flagship, and fires, dealing 5,000 HP and creating a Hull Breach, yet another permanent status effect. Fix that or the Flagship will crash very, very, quickly. The Void Guardian and gutsy release two blasts of Void at the ParadoxBurrito2 for 20,000 HP of damage, while Angel drop kicks the JSH-Mech for 8,000 HP of damage.

a glitch absorbs Chaos, causing him to glitch into nothingness. The Flagship uses Barrage on the JSH-Mech, causing it to retract into a ball. The AG players respawn, while Izalen and Abigor team up on Imperious for 3 damage. The Paradox Roll gets a 9669. a glitch is even further confused in it's new state about whether it got a 9999, a 6666, a 9696 or some other combination containing 9s and 6s, and implodes from the confusion. The JSH-Mech is charging energy. Oriko respawns, studying the near future more thoroughly to decrease the chances of her getting one-shot. The Tipsy Dog absorbs some dog from Spongebawb for 2 damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, takes some Gasterblasters from an alternate version of sans, and blasts Angel. As the Gasterblasters deal damage per second, Angel takes many, many, hits, and dies. She forgets to turn the Gasterblasters off, and they pierce through to Void gutsy and the Void Terror Guardian, who take 20,000 HP of damage.

She activates Arts. A businessman, wearing the EA logo on a badge, warps into the Battlefield. EA Agent summoned. If you don't waste your assists on him, then he gives you several bad effects depending on how many assists you have given him.

She doesn't activate Base just yet, creating plans for the bases she's going to build and what to say to the players.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides.
[ALL]: Change the Terrain from Sorodin's Barrier, as it greatly impowers Imperious, and Sorodin's Witch's Familiars will become extremely powerful if unattended to.
[ALL]: Reduce the GLITCH EXISTENCE to 0, as that will destroy a glitch, preventing it from affecting the Battlefield anymore.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Kill the Pawns.
[AG]: Destroy the JSH-Mech, as it is a major threat.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Kill the post-scratch kids.
[PG]: Murder the Splinter Flagship.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Ocean Platform (Nautical entities gain 20% attack and defense)
Weather: Glitch Rain: (Entities with less than 100% integrity automatically fail integrity checks.) I
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 26/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Summoning: IIII, /ban FWY-Mech: IIIIIIII
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 0/20 HP, 0% INTEGRITY
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbIsDaBest: 20/24 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII[), Hyperdeath: I

[N] DarkSide/Zack: 20/20 HP, 26,000 Blood, Hyperdeath: I
[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 1/20 HP, Has 1 Armour (Glitch Stabliser), 5% resistance to integrity damage.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 11/20 HP, 5 Barrier Strength

[01] Imperious: 7/90 HP, Evasive (20%), Nautical, Has 1 Armour, Fuschia: III, Empress: IIII, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII
[01] English: 192,112/413,612 HP, Felt: III, Cue: IIII
[01] Six: 66,666/66,666 HP
[01] Spade: 75/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Midnight: III, Mechanical: IIII
[01] Glitch Noir: 38/100 HP, Turrets: 20,000/20,000 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour, Prototype: III, Incarnation: IIII
[01] Void Terror Guardian: 48,500/70,000 HP
[01] Void gutsyGumshoe: 20/25 HP

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Mountain: 429,000/500,000 HP, 90% INTEGRITY.

[AG-BOSS] Splinter Flagship: Core: 200,000/200,000 HP, Hull: 197,000/300,000 HP, (t)riple splin(t)er: II, splin(t)er swarm: II, (t)ree©hop: IIIII, Psi Burn: II, Hull Breach.
[AG-PL] tipsyGnostalgic?: 20/20 HP, Drunken Thief: II
[AG-PL] +|ɴɴ|43ü5[/colo]+35+|Ⅎ|3(|?[/coor]: 20/20 HP, Hal's Wrath: II
[AG-PL] golgothasTerror?: 20/20 HP, Emerald Terror: II
[AG] Izalen and Abigor: 15,000/15,000 HP, 30,000/30,000 HP

[N] ParadoxBurrito2: 15,000/35,000 HP

[PG] JSH-Mech Mk. I: 0/140,000 HP, Flames Of Armageddon: I
[PG] Oriko: 20/20 HP, Evasive (50%), Double-Action, Visionary: III.
[PG] Kirika: 0/25 HP, Criticals on all attacks when Oriko dies, Respawns while Oriko is alive, Guarding Oriko, Timeslow: III.
[PG] Divine Destroyer without a Pilot: 120,000/120,000 HP.
[PG] Tipsy Dog: 30,000/30,000 HP
[PG] EA Agent: 150,000/150,000 HP, All non-PGs that don't assist him are subjected to several effects, Microtransation: II, samegame: II.

[GM] Alicia111: 43/50 HP, Base: IIII

[THE SPLINTER FLAGSHIP]
(t)elepor(t)er de©k
[AG] Elevator: Not working, Must be turned on using an action, Leads to the deck.
[AG] Chair Knight: 20,000/20,000 HP, 25% less damage taken from physical attacks.

weapons de©k
[AG] Splinter Turrets: 15,000/15,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Mann Co. Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x4)
[AG] Anti-Tank Chairs: 10,000/10,000 HP (x3), Crits Tanks.
[AG] Possessed Chairs: 3,000/3,000 HP (x10)
[AG] Crew Door 1: 25,000/25,000 HP, Leads to the (t)hrone room.
[AG] Crew Door 2: 25,000/25,000 HP, Leads to shield gen. room, stuns a random entity on death.
[AG] ©orrupted ©aptain: 110,000/110,000 HP, Double Action, gi(T) ‘em, lads!: III, saber ©all: IIII

[N] Damaged Table Tank: 60,000/100,000 HP, Will join the side of whoever saves it from the chairs.

shield gen. room
Player cap of 2.
[AG] Backup Caller: 15,000/15,000 HP
[AG] Shield Generator: 10,000/10,00 HP
[AG] Possessed Chair: 4,000/4,000 HP (x3)

(t)hrone room
[AG] Chaos' Favourite Chair: 166,666/166,666 HP, mini-crits and heals if Chaos is in the same room as him.
[AG] Splinter Cannon: 40,000/40,000 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Fire): IIIII

[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: IIII
[???] demonologist: 25/25 HP (x4), Has 1 Armour

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x753)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x28), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x810)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x60), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x8), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Earth Elemental: 15,000/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): [b]READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]]

Originally posted on 2016-04-27 19:09:00

15/15 The world is FLAT! (+1 from ire, +1 to DarkSide) EXPENDED.
5/15 It's literally a levelling system.

+1 to the usual culprits

Briefcase && Sunstone && Moonstone && Stardust && Twilight Dye (the one from Terraria, mind you) = Case By Equinox - (Level 5 - 4/6)

Crystal && Stasis Tome && Temporal Shard = Timelock - (Level 4 - 4/5)

ParadoxBurrito2 paradoxifies Oriko. And it was so.

THE WORLD IS FLAT charge expended! A bunch of people in white coats waving their hands wildly and providing random bouts of evidence that the world is flat appeared. Ironic because this world IS flat.

Flat World Theorists: ?/?
Evidence: Whenever the terrain changes, gain a massive boost in attack.

Noah walks towards the Fortress.

Originally posted on 2016-04-27 21:40:00

essie Nine Iron && Memory Maker (Costemic replacement for bottle) && Golden Frying Pan && Charge Targe && Scotman's Skullcutter && Claidheamh Mòr = 4/6 Demopan
Sugar Gas && Lolipop && Nightmare Essance = 4/4 Sweet Nightmares finish
Doc Scratch Plushie && Rocket Launcher = 1/? ???

Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (CAN ONLY TICK DOWN AT 1 AG PLAYERS, RESETS AT 3 AG PLAYERS)
AG Players: 3(one leaning towards)
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Regarding tables: Irecreeper himself actually said that Chaos likes tables due to being an inversion in a group chat.

I refuse to accept the EA's agents existence on the grounds that Alicia is obviously a phony if she would dare to summon someone from EA, even as an insult. The news that some idiot gave a EA agent power to force someone to spend money causes a bunch of godmodders and players to flood the server and brutally murder both on the grounds that EA sucks.

Spongebawb then tosses Pineapple Blocks at the hullbreach on the flagship, filling the hullbreach with his house.

I then exploit the fact that as my previous action was tossing blocks and the one before that didn't directly include me to take a third action in one post.

That is to say, i force dozens of micro transations upon both the EA agent's bank account and his integrity. Somehow the damage to his bank account spills over to his Integrity meter. Lets see how well your microtransations work when your interface is borked, scrub.

I then fill his integrity with Code Tacos. His code eats them for dinner, but then i reveal that they are Taco Bell tacos, then convince his code to think about what is in them, causing it to start to suffer from critical errors. While his code is exposed from the critical errors, i toss him at Alicia, knowing full well he will likely just slam into her and damage his integrity somehow. And perhaps spread the errors into her code for a millisecond, but that is rather unlikely.
In fact, it's a million to one chance.

I then have every instance of "e" and "a" and "microtransation" removed from his code, before tossing the Phantom Waluigi thyme into his code. Since it is merely phantom, instead of granting him the power of WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, it instead briefly turns his entire code to WAAAAAAAAA, and during that period i toss in dog magic, causing a combination of DOGAAAADOGAAAAGODAAAADOGAAA.

I then reveal that GOD backwards is DOG. This causes his code to explode as God Dogs destroy his code. His code promptly explodes from the WAAAA and DOG, causing it to turn into an ice cream, which i give to chaos.



Entity orders:

Flagship: Exploit the fact that the Flagship's number of actions are only limited by weapons, and neither triple splinter nor splinter storm need weapons to use both.
Triple Splinter: The feared TRIPLE MISSILE LAUNCHER comes out of the hull, and fires three splinter missiles at some random PGs. and by random, we mean they all hit Glitch Noir's turrets. And null it's hull breaching ability on the grounds that turrets cannot breach hulls, stupid.

Splinter Storm: Splinters fly in from nowhere, causing everything that is not AG to take 8000 damage. The splinters fly into the ships hull, repairing the breach or healing the ship.

Actual action: Barrage Glitch Noir.

Splinter Flagship Crew: Repair the hull breach and put out the Psi-Burn by tossing a puppet version of Doc Scratch at it. This somehow causes it to become Psi Scratch, and because Psi Scratch would be OP here, Psi Scratch is promptly rekt by the OP scale. The Psi-Burn is tragically caught in the rekting.
also the hull breach in chaos only does 1-3 why is this one so much more powerful than the source material especially since the splinter flagship is much weaker than it's source material




1+ to topaz
1+ to ire.

Originally posted on 2016-04-27 22:16:00