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 Destroy the Godmodder: Pain and Suffering [Disc 2 - Trials], The Establishment.
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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Good luck. You'll need it. I'm also going to state that this turn is mainly going to be cinematic, as there weren't many actions. As the few votes leant to a single side, player HP is changed to 1:4,000 HP, as that appears to be the general consensus.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1460483981))
14/15 for fiery monsters
14/15 for the Convenient Nope Button Part 3
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric glares at Alicia from the top of the wall of the Fortress.
This is getting annoying. He is sick and tired of people constantly trying to kill him. He set up the Fortress with the goal of just being able to set up a safe haven where he could stop worrying about people constantly taking potshots at him.
Now it turns out that SONG may have just as few good intentions in mind as Alicia, and everything just sort of sucks.
And people STILL won't stop taking shots at him and his archons.
"Okay, you know what? I'm done with this."
He stomps back down the stairs, and goes into the keep, going down a few levels, and finding the hub of the Convenient Nope Button's power nodes.
He mutters under his breath, chanting a spell as he flips up a lid on a particularly big red button. (all parts of the convenient nope button are big red buttons, but this one is extra big and red.)

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 49
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 15
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 8

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You prepare to activate Convenient Nope Button Part 3.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460500840))
respawn

So in other words i cannot do a thing to Alicia because there is not an third AZ player.
Great. Just great.
battlefury13: Wow, i knew you weren't the best at this godmodding business, but having to focus down a single enemy that is not even a godmodder is just pathetic.
battlefury13: This whole time, whenever i do something or say something you promptly say "JUST SHUTUP/DIE STUPID IDIOT I AM GOD YOU ARE NOT LOLOLOLOL"
battlefury13: at least tuba boy can take a few paragraphs of truth without screaming so loudy he'd lose his lungs
battlefury13: this is supposed to be pain and suffering, but it's only painful and full of suffering if this is covertly a Be The Godmodder game
battlefury13: seriously, you are responsible for like 100% of the npc rage on here
battlefury13: and your only response is to completely and utterly focus down the person who has no reason to ragequit
battlefury13: Why would i? I am practically trolling you with my speeches, and i basically ruined your demon invasion and got two allies. Then, i took out a vital part of your mech army,
battlefury13: and had one of the highest kill count
battlefury13: Not to mention actually cleaning up my mess by killing the undog the second we killed your wave.
battlefury13: So, now your response is to focus me down even more? Fine by me. If you just keep camping me, you just constantly waste your actions since i always come back anyways.
battlefury13: ALWAYS.
battlefury13: Where do you think this juvenile rage is getting you, besides inspiring me to be more creative, and thusly kill you faster?
battlefury13: You have gotten nothing done in this entire war, besides killing a few extra's and losing 5 HP!
battlefury13: You used a large project charge on Piono's fort, and even with your mech, you utterly failed!
battlefury13: And now you don't even have the guts for a policy of doing it yourself when everything else screws up!
battlefury13: Why would i rage, anyway? At this point, you have made this to damn personal for me to give up, let alone rage!
battlefury13: Your hold on this server is so insecure our randomly spawned backup is players, and any sane godmodder would have appeased or killed them by now!
battlefury13: Your max damage was a demonstration in response to me calling you weak, and therefore does not reflect your actual power since you were under pressure to at least surpass a certain amount!
battlefury13: You still cannot match a tuba boy on a regular basis!
Battlefury13: You can't even deal with one powerful descendant!
battlefury13: you're only hold on this server is your godmodding power!
battlefury13: You cannot even stop to build a base for an faction!
battlefury13: Your trials are such a failure not even EA would want them!
battlefury13: Even worse, you did more or less nothing compared to me and my freinds to the undog, which is what you are insulting me over!
battlefury13: Besides, didn't YOU fill that mech with determination in the first place? Because my attack only used dog, not determination!
battlefury13: And knowing you godmodders, you, instead of running while you can, will likely be forced to watch as you slowly but surely are beaten into the finest of pastes!
battlefury13: On top of that, the longer you fight us, the bigger joke you become! "NEW HEADLINES: GODMODDER CANNOT DEAL WITH SMALL GROUP OF COMPLETE SCRUBS, RESORTS TO FOCUSING DOWN HEADSCRUB"
battlefury13: Not only that, but i doubt you even have the support of the conflict from seeing your reaction to the RED DRAGOON (yes i mispelt dragon as dragoon) while we have the full support of the narrative!
battlefury13: Meanwhile, everyone will grew to dislike you more and more as this little war you started ends up ruining the server!
battlefury13: I doubt you ever thought of anything besides "HEHEHHEHEHEH IM GONNA TAKE OVER THIS SERVER AND MAKE IT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" when you took over, as we are clearly winning this war! You have lost 5 HP, probably the largest amount on this server.
battlefury13: Not only that, but you made the mistake of trapping everyone here, ensuring that anyone who would ever want to play on another server would be willing to fight you!
battlefury13: And anyone who doesn't want a tyrant at the reigns will probably rise up at SOME point!
Battlefury13: And the Curse Of Keyboard stopping is just a immature "SHUT UP" from someone who can hardly take what they dish out!
battlefury13: I mean seriously, you have to use a curse to shut up your opponets? What are you, a Joseph Stalin wannabe? Except without the success?
battlefury13: When i set myself to the goal of eating a porkchop, and do so, i have already succeeded more than your little army EVER has.
battlefury13: In order words, you suck, your weak, your immature and easily insultable, your being trolled to hell and back by a non-godmodder, and your response- to murder me, again, and again, sounds awfully like something someone who is raging would do
battlefury13: I think Eric said it best.
battlefury13: "i think this is annoying"
battlefury13: Because that is all that you ever have been. An annoyence. And in a single action of mine, i can annoy you so much more than you can annoy me in one.
battlefury13: Please tell me who is doing the godmodder's job here. if it is you, you cleary need to go back to Trolling School, make me rage, and then maybe you might be worthy of the title of godmodder.
battlefury13: Also, "my server"?
battlefury13: That implies a degree of control you lack.

Alicia prepares to rage, but holds it back due to the end of the speech. Instead, she says a few things.

**Divinity Alicia111: Thanks for helping me to become a better godmodder.

It seems pretty genuine as well. She also starts several project charges, likely to counter your points, as well as nudging Other Battlefury not to counter your points just yet.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1460520244))
I realised Battlefury gave me a total of 14+ while I was gone (I checked this every now and again), so I'll just give the AGs a boost and be on my way. 14 charges: now thats commitment.

+3 to Battlefury

15/15 Divine (+14 from battlefury)
All AG.
Seth: 7/7hp, takes 1 damage from ALL attacks. Bodyblocking for Aven. Shield Slam: IIII
Aven: 3/3hp " " ". Bodyblocking for Divine. Flurry: IIII
Divine: 1/1hp " " ". Impale/Hell Spear: IIII. Call for HELP: IIIIII

Impale does damage to and stuns a target for 2 turns. Target cannot charge skills during this time. If Divine's allies are killed it becomes Hell Spear, the duration increased to 3 and charge reduced to 2.

Flurry gives Aven a double action and increased damage for 4 attacks (with 2 per turn).

Shield Slam gives Seth the ability to ignore attacks that would deal 3'000 damage or less (if he did not have his first passive)(stacks with further use). He then does light damage to a target based on how many times this has been used.

Bodyblocking each other is permanent and does not require an action. Battlefury will control these.

/:olliesouty:

Thats all. Peace.

Was it really that many? Anyway, Seth Aven and Divine summoned.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460522082))
its 12:34 am on 4/13
see you at 5.
/413
/End of Act 7

#413

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1460551438))
Sapphire Onslaught: 15/15

Verdana pauses for a moment, then shrugs, deciding to use the other charge immediately in the hope that it'll bump JSH-Mech MK1's stats up to the originally desired level. He's not even sure if it'll work, but, hey, worth a shot. And if it doesn't work, well, he'll still have learned something for future reference, when he'll eventually get to summoning other Mechs... Oh, right, did I forget to mention that? The JSH-Mech isn't going to be the only Mech.

In the meantime, Verdana decides to heal himself, letting Life-element energies well up inside his body, concentrating them tightly to ensure that they help regenerate his current health levels. There's a possible bit of spillover to the JSH-Mech MK1, as a result of the high concentration of Life-element... He also begins a set of new charges.

Autogun: 3/8 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
An Inexplicably Powerful Slice Of Moldy Cheese: 2/5 (+1 from Alicia)
031504051908090620: b/K (+1 from Alicia)

The JSH-Mech is buffed, but still not a boss. You heal yourself for 5 HP, and the JSH-Mech for 10,000 HP.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1460563084))
Homestuck's ending disappointed me and now I am sad,  http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/15.png
15/15 for fiery monsters
15/15 for the Convenient Nope Button Part 3
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

15/15 expended: Fiery monsters!
The fourth (and final for now) fire building has been constructed:
The dragon's roost, 30000/30000 Hp.
Summons Drakes: 1500 health, 1500 attack. flying, inflicts On Fire debuff. Scorched Earth: 3 round charge. Deals light damage to three to five targets but inflicts On Fire on all of them.
Just like the purple worm, when not boosted by the corresponding spire, it spawns 1 per round.

Eric finishes his spell. Lightning crackles around the Convenient Nope Button, the wind howls, even down here in this underground bunker.
"GET OUTTA MY TOWN!!!"
Eric slams his fist down onto the button.
15/15 expended: Convenient Nope Button Part 3!
The ground outside the Fortress begins rumbling. Everyone begins wondering if it's an earthquake, then remembers that we're in Minecraft, but then everyone remembers how many plugins are on the server and start wondering again.
And then the launch pads kick in.
Every single entity and player currently on the Battlefield (except for the Fortress, since that's actually just listing the health bar of an entire zone) is launched sky-high, landing in the next area, whatever consumer planned for it to be, everyone (bar Alicia of course, she can handle an unexpected flight) takes light damage from this.

The downside to this is that archon deliveries can't be made instantly anymore. Archons now have to traverse the desert to get to the Battlefield, so it'll take 1 round of transit for my soldiers to get there. Until I do something about that at least...

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 49
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 15
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 8

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Everybody is launched straight into the ocean, changing the terrain to Ocean, and removing the Fortress from the Battlefield.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The entities are ready to murder each other, but find themselves frozen in time, apart from Alicia, and the Spectre.

FINALLY, THE DAY HAS ARRIVED. 4/13.

The Spectre pulls out a scythe, and cleaves through the air.

A DAY OF FATE. OF CELEBRATION OF UNIVERSE A. THERE IS NO POINT TO CELEBRATING A SINGLE UNIVERSE.

THE CONCEPT OF A UNIVERSE IS UNNATURAL. THERE SHOULD BE ONLY CONFLICT.
The Spectre brings down its scythe, and several shades appear behind it, one representing the Condesce, one representing Lord English, one representing Spades Slick, and one representing the B2 session's Jack. They float above the water, clearly ready to fight. Time unfreezes.

Out of the nearby forest, several players appear next to the beach, their name tags coincidentally matching those of the post-scratch kids, although they don't appear to be very in-character, likely meaning that these people just happen to have taken the usernames of the post-scratch kids. They run to the Anti-Godmodder side of the field, clearly ready to engage Alicia and the newly summoned entities.

Alicia, slightly confused as it isn't 4/13 for her, also decides to get into the Homestuck mood by summoning Dersite and Prospitian pawns.

Finally, the virus that infected the Update Terminal on April Fools, materialises into the Battlefield.

The new entities, and current entities readjusting to the situations, prepare to battle.

[HOW TO PLAY]
...will be written at the start of next update. It's kind of late, and typing all of this text somehow tired me out, so the How to Play should be at the beginning of next update. I'll warn you out, the new Conflict entities could each be considered powerful on their own, and while due to the weaker entities here, won't be absurdly powerful, they are still major threats.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides.
[ALL]: Kill the http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon, as it can distort actions, and ruin their effectiveness.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Kill the Pawns.
[AG]: Destroy the JSH-Mech, as it is a major threat.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Kill the post-scratch kids.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Ocean (Nautical entities gain 40% attack and defense.)
Weather: Under the Burning Sun (Deals 2,000 HP of damage to everything except Battlefury.) IIIIII
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE

Idlers
[AG] ashkantsr: 3/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: I
[AG] Pricey12345: 15/20 HP
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/the Umbral One: 5/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP

[AG] Battlefury: 29/29 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 21,000/21,000 HP, Downsizing: I, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII, Hyperdeath: I
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 26/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 55% Grief, Summoning: IIII

[PG] engie/Verdana: 6/20 HP, 7 Barrier Strength

[01] Imperious: 90/90 HP, Evasive (20%), Nautical, Has 1 Armour, Fuschia: III, Empress: IIII
[01] English: 413,612/413,612 HP, Felt: III, Cue: IIII
[01] Spade: 100/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Midnight: III, Mechanical: IIII
[01] Noir: 100/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Prototype: III, Incarnation: IIII
[01] Spectre: 350,000/350,000 HP, Soulsplit: II, Soulsteal: III, Temporal Control: IIII

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.

[H] Sorodin's Witch: 40,000/80,000 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Barrier Formation: IIIII
[H] Soul Dog: 8/8 HP, Evasive (75%), heals every other dog per turn.
[H] http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon: 150,000/150,000 HP

[AG] Glitch Temmie: 40/105 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Have 4 Armour
[AG] Seth: 7/7 HP, Guarding Aven, Shield Slam: IIII
[AG] Aven: 3/3 HP, Guarding Divine, Flurry: IIII
[AG] Divine: 1/1 HP, Impale: IIII, Call for HELP: IIIIII
[AG-PL] gutsyGumshoe?: 20/20 HP (x2), Heir of Crocker: II
[AG-PL] tipsyGnostalgic?: 20/20 HP (x2), Drunken Thief: II
[AG-PL] timaeusTestified?: 20/20 HP (x2), Hal's Wrath: II
[AG-PL] golgothasTerror?: 20/20 HP (x2), Emerald Terror: II

[PG] Other Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour, Temmie Armour: 49,000/100,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (None), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII.
[PG] JSH-Mech Mk. I: 138,000/140,000 HP, Azure Inferno: III, Takes reduced damage after 10,000 HP.
[PG] Terror Guardians: 58,000/60,000 HP (x5)
[PG] Dersite Pawns: 100/100 HP (x500), Reinforcements: II, Prototyped: III
[PG] Prospitian Pawns: 100/100 HP (x500), Reinforcements: II, Prototyped: III

[GM] Alicia111: 45/50 HP, Support: IIII, Base: IIII, Art: IIII

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Earth): IIIII

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x513)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, 3,000/3,000 HP (x22), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x570)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, 1,500/1,500 HP (x2), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-04-13 19:24:00

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questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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Weaver of Fates
Group: Admin
Posts: 2622
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: 25
Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created
Status: N/A
1/15 for earthen renovations
1/15 for The Lab
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric surfaces.
He looks around. Things seem to be going okay.
He walks over to Alphys. "Hey, Alphys, are you okay? Now that things have finally settled down a bit, I'm going to get the archons working on a new lab for you, is that okay?"

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 49
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 15
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 8

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-04-13 22:56:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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Archangel Micheal
Group: Members
Posts: 1300
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: New Winchester
Status: N/A
Out of creativity.
Use the Mech Spider spawner.

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two



10/15 Dog && achemiter 2+ from piono
6/10
1+ to topaz
2+ to piono


Originally posted on 2016-04-14 00:04:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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Ancestor
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Status: N/A
Eh, those stats are good enough. It's already stronger than the previous mech wave was individually, probably about on-par with Undying UDY-Mech if one doesn't factor in her regeneration, or maybe the damage absorbing function could prove about as useful... hell, even initial stats caused it to put TOR-Mech and equivalents to shame. I'm happy with this. Now to do dumb things.

Verdana proceeds to try to put on a pair of pants, only to fail so hard that the additional pants somehow warp through time and space and end up wrapped around the MSPAface Demon. I refuse to use that stupid emote. But, anyway, having a pair of pants has got to be bad for mobility.

Autogun: 5/8 (+1 from Alicia)
An Inexplicably Powerful Slice Of Moldy Cheese: 5/5 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
031504051908090620: d/K (+1 from Alicia)

For some reason, there is a slice of moldy cheese on the battlefield. It radiates pure power... or is that just really bad odor? Either way, that's disgusting.

Moldy Cheese Slice: 2/2 (Poor damage stat) (Extremely evasive) (Dodging an attack successfully applies a stack of Cheesed Off on the attacker, causing them to gain a slight damage boost in exchange for losing accuracy) (Minicrits targets who have stacks of Cheesed Off, and prioritizes these targets if possible)

Also, +2 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 13:42:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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GLORIOUS LEADER
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The how to play that I forgot last turn: As you can see, every side here has gotten a major boost, except Neutral. The Conflict entities, as stated last turn, are very powerful, and while nerfed due to the weaker entities, can and will kill you if they aren't taken care of. The http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon deals status effects if it hits you, as well as giving that status effect on contact. The 'post-scratch kids' are a standard group of support, but buffed due to the new PHP to normal HP ratio. Finally, the Pawns can change if they activate Prototype, and call on stronger and stronger reinforcements every time Reinforcements is activated.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1460584582))
1/15 for earthen renovations
1/15 for The Lab
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric surfaces.
He looks around. Things seem to be going okay.
He walks over to Alphys. "Hey, Alphys, are you okay? Now that things have finally settled down a bit, I'm going to get the archons working on a new lab for you, is that okay?"

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 49
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 15
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 8

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Alphys: I'm not sure what to think of here. It's better than being trapped in your own lab, being forced to watch as a monster kills all of your friends, although I'm not too sure what to think of Alicia.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460588647))
Out of creativity.
Use the Mech Spider spawner.

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two



10/15 Dog && achemiter 2+ from piono
6/10
1+ to topaz
2+ to piono

You activate the Spider Spawner, taking 1 damage and summoning 35,000 Mechanical Spiders.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1460637720))
Eh, those stats are good enough. It's already stronger than the previous mech wave was individually, probably about on-par with Undying UDY-Mech if one doesn't factor in her regeneration, or maybe the damage absorbing function could prove about as useful... hell, even initial stats caused it to put TOR-Mech and equivalents to shame. I'm happy with this. Now to do dumb things.

Verdana proceeds to try to put on a pair of pants, only to fail so hard that the additional pants somehow warp through time and space and end up wrapped around the MSPAface Demon. I refuse to use that stupid emote. But, anyway, having a pair of pants has got to be bad for mobility.

Autogun: 5/8 (+1 from Alicia)
An Inexplicably Powerful Slice Of Moldy Cheese: 5/5 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
031504051908090620: d/K (+1 from Alicia)

For some reason, there is a slice of moldy cheese on the battlefield. It radiates pure power... or is that just really bad odor? Either way, that's disgusting.

Moldy Cheese Slice: 2/2 (Poor damage stat) (Extremely evasive) (Dodging an attack successfully applies a stack of Cheesed Off on the attacker, causing them to gain a slight damage boost in exchange for losing accuracy) (Minicrits targets who have stacks of Cheesed Off, and prioritizes these targets if possible)

Also, +2 to Piono

The http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon takes 10,000 HP of damage, but turns the pants into MSPA themed pants and escapes. Moldy Cheese Slice summoned, and you're still over the charge cap.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Imperious, knowing Verdana's hatred of the Conflict, generates an illusion of a pitchfork and aims at him, dealing 5 PHP of damage. English slams down on Sorodin's Witch for 15,000 HP of damage. Spade smashes Seth into a wall for 1 damage. Noir causes GG to go into a seizure, dealing 5 PHP of damage. The Spectre brings its Scythe down on other Battlefury for 15,000 HP of damage to the Temmie Armour.

Sorodin's Witch activates Barrier Formation, healing it for 10,000 HP of damage, and changing the Terrain to Sorodin's Barrier, which generates the Familiars of Sorodin's Witch every turn, heals it, and gives buffs to it and nautical entities. The http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon attacks Verdana for 1 HP of damage, and gives him the Curse of The, which can not be removed by unchecking the show emoticons box. This has a 50% chance to half the effectiveness of his actions, and that increases as the MSPA Demon loses life.

Glitch Temmie murders Soul Dog for being useless. Seth, Aven and Divine rush English for 10,000 HP of damage. gutsy and tipsy focus down Other Battlefury for 20,000 HP of damage to his Temmie Armour, while timaeus and golgothas deal 20,000 HP of damage to a Terror Guardian. The Mechanical Spiders deal 8,750 HP of damage to the JSH-Mech.

Other Battlefury activates Armament Shifts, and switches to a Perfectly Generic Object, harnessing the powers of many, many concepts at once and allowing him to apply many, many status effects on hit, similarly to the Annoying Dog. The JSH-Mech fires at Battlefury, and instantly demolishes his Temmie Armour. The Terror Guardians fire at Seth, GG, TG, TT and GT, dealing 2 HP of damage to all of them except Seth, who takes 1. The Dersite and Prospitian Pawns destroy 20,000 Mechanical Spiders. The Moldy Cheese slice deals a pitiful 1,000 HP of damage to the http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana, before showing the new Temmie emote* to Glitch Temmie. Tem is happy, but then the emote drags Glitch Temmie into it, and Glitch Temmie is ever consumed in emote hell.

*( http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5086350//e5086350.gif . Shown here so it doesn't break the paragraph.)

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides.
[ALL]: Kill the http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon, as it can distort actions, and ruin their effectiveness.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Kill the Pawns.
[AG]: Destroy the JSH-Mech, as it is a major threat.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Kill the post-scratch kids.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Sorodin's Barrier (Nautical entities gain 40% attack and defense, Familiars of Sorodin's Witch are generated every turn, and Sorodin's Witch heals every turn.)
Weather: Under the Burning Sun (Deals 2,000 HP of damage to everything except Battlefury.) IIIII
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE

Idlers
[AG] ashkantsr: 3/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: I
[AG] Pricey12345: 15/20 HP
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/the Umbral One: 5/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP

[AG] Battlefury: 29/29 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 0/21,000 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 26/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 55% Grief, Summoning: IIII

[PG] engie/Verdana: 6/20 HP, 7 Barrier Strength, Well Fed: III, Curse of 'the': IIIII

[01] Imperious: 90/90 HP, Evasive (20%), Nautical, Has 1 Armour, Fuschia: III, Empress: IIII
[01] English: 401,612/413,612 HP, Felt: III, Cue: IIII
[01] Spade: 100/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Midnight: III, Mechanical: IIII
[01] Noir: 100/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Prototype: III, Incarnation: IIII
[01] Spectre: 350,000/350,000 HP, Soulsplit: II, Soulsteal: III, Temporal Control: IIII

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.

[H] Sorodin's Witch: 33,000/80,000 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII
[H] http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon: 139,000/150,000 HP

[AG] Seth: 5/7 HP, Guarding Aven, Shield Slam: IIII
[AG] Aven: 3/3 HP, Guarding Divine, Flurry: IIII
[AG] Divine: 1/1 HP, Impale: IIII, Call for HELP: IIIIII
[AG-PL] gutsyGumshoe?: 12/20 HP (x2), Heir of Crocker: II
[AG-PL] tipsyGnostalgic?: 17/20 HP (x2), Drunken Thief: II
[AG-PL] timaeusTestified?: 17/20 HP (x2), Hal's Wrath: II
[AG-PL] golgothasTerror?: 17/20 HP (x2), Emerald Terror: II
[AG] Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x15,000)

[PG] Other Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour, Temmie Armour: 12,000/100,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (Perfectly Generic Object), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII.
[PG] JSH-Mech Mk. I: 127,250/140,000 HP, Azure Inferno: III, Takes reduced damage after 10,000 HP.
[PG] Terror Guardians: 36,000/50,000 HP, 56,000/60,000 HP (x4)
[PG] Dersite Pawns: 100/100 HP (x500), Reinforcements: II, Prototyped: III
[PG] Prospitian Pawns: 100/100 HP (x500), Reinforcements: II, Prototyped: III
[PG] Moldy Cheese Slice: 2/2 HP, Evasive (40%), Gives Cheesed Off stacks to failed attackers, Minicriticals entities that have Cheesed Off.

[GM] Alicia111: 45/50 HP, Support: IIII, Base: IIII, Art: IIII

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Earth): IIIII

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x573)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, 3,000/3,000 HP (x24), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x630)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, 1,500/1,500 HP (x4), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): RECHARGING, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 19:30:00

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questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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Weaver of Fates
Group: Admin
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Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created
Status: N/A
4/15 for earthen renovations
4/15 for The Lab
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

"Yeah, I guess it would be better. I don't know the feeling really, by the time I started running into monsters like that, I had access to the power needed to deal with them, which, considering how hostile my home world is, is actually rather surprising. But Alicia? Just another petty tyrant. Just a matter of time before she gets put in her place, just like they all do. Until then, I plan to be a thorn in her side."

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 51
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 15
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 10

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-04-14 20:41:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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I decide to troll other Battlefury by using armament shift, and shifting him into my armament*. I then proceed to smash Other!me into the :mspa:demon. This somehow causes it's http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png to be replaced with a http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5086350//e5086350.gif . He promptly turns into a Temmie with Knifes Taped to Temself.


*Because logic.
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two



12/15 splinter
7/15 Splinter
0 to topaz
3+ to piono

Originally posted on 2016-04-14 22:09:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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God of Rain
Group: Members
Posts: 328
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: ...uh. UH. UH. (Someone remind me where I live again. Plz.)
Status: N/A
piono's present 15/15
Around Eric, a golem similar to Sorodin's forms. STRAIGHT TO THE STATS.

[???] Elemental Golem [???]
No HP.

~Passives~

Protector: As long as the Elemental Golem is alive, Eric's Soul Gem cannot take damage.
Soulbound: Dies and respawns with Eric's body. When it respawns, it switches to the next element mode.
Passive: The Elemental Golem will only attack anything that has attacked Eric's body within the last 3 turns. Otherwise, it will idle.

Element: The Elemental Golem has 4 Element modes: Earth, Air, Water, and Fire. Earth mode gives the Elemental Golem the Protect charge like Sorodin's, and gives Eric's body +1 armor. Air mode gives Eric's body a 50% dodge chance and the Golem the ability Windfury, which gives the Elemental Golem triple action for a turn. Four turn chargeup. Water mode gives Eric's Soul Gem a passive 3% Grief drain per turn, and the Golem the ability Waverush, which deals heavy damage to a a group of targets for a 4 turn charge. Fire mode gives Eric's Soul Gem a passive 3% Grief addition per turn and the body deals recoil damage to attackers. It's ability, Flame Rage, allows it to become aggressive until it switches modes. Chargeup for four turns.

Special Attacks:

Complete Purity: Self destructs to drain 100% grief from Eric's Soul Gem. No chargeup.
Element Swap: Changes element to next element. 3 turn charge.
Dem Upgrades 11/15

I CHECK Spectre

Originally posted on 2016-04-15 03:37:00
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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Ancestor
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Dammit... stupid face virus! GET OUT OF HERE!

Verdana decides to install countermeasures to lower t(h)e risk of t(h)e virus interfering with what he intends to do. These consist of a pair of brackets around the central H of every instance of t(h)e word T(H)E, expressly designed for t(h)e sole purpose of messing up MSPAface's conversion of t(h)e word T(H)E into an instance of a MSPAface. He doesn't do much else, owing to t(h)e fact that I have something to attend to early tomorrow morning, which I don't want to miss, and must now take a rest.

Also, I'm over t(h)e charge limit? How? I only see 2 charges, and one of them just got used...

Autogun: 8/8 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

A mechanical platform rises up out of t(h)e ocean, somehow supporting itself through t(h)e power of bullshitkinesis, and rapidly assembles itself into t(h)e shape of a large, towering cannon. It takes aim at t(h)e MSPAface demon, preparing to fire.

031504051908090620: f/K (04151420 18210914 1325 062114)

Originally posted on 2016-04-15 13:09:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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Weaver of Fates
Group: Admin
Posts: 2622
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Status: N/A
@topaz: Whoa! That thing is COOL. I'll need to put aside some time in the future to add more forms to it, but that's okay. Here, have a hunk of store credit.
6/15 for earthen rennovations
7/15 for The Lab
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric suddenly gets the golem.
"Holy, whooa." He looks at it, worried at first, but then realizing that it's benign, and actually pretty cool.
He leans back, rather satisfied with his new suit of armor.

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 54
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 30
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 10

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-04-15 16:19:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1460662862))
4/15 for earthen renovations
4/15 for The Lab
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

"Yeah, I guess it would be better. I don't know the feeling really, by the time I started running into monsters like that, I had access to the power needed to deal with them, which, considering how hostile my home world is, is actually rather surprising. But Alicia? Just another petty tyrant. Just a matter of time before she gets put in her place, just like they all do. Until then, I plan to be a thorn in her side."

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 51
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 15
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 10

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Alphys nods.

Alphys: That's probably a major difference between your world and my world.
Alphys: Alicia isn't as nice as she seems, is she?
Alphys: People like her and the human are more like villains in anime, while you seem to be more heroic.
Alphys: Anyway, I'll just stand here until the lab is done.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460668160))
I decide to troll other Battlefury by using armament shift, and shifting him into my armament*. I then proceed to smash Other!me into the :mspa:demon. This somehow causes it's http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png to be replaced with a  http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5086350//e5086350.gif . He promptly turns into a Temmie with Knifes Taped to Temself.


*Because logic.
Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two



12/15 splinter
7/15 Splinter
0 to topaz
3+ to piono


Other Battlefury manages to trick you into shifting his Temmie Armour into his armament, escaping it as it shifts but taking 1 damage.. The http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon takes 10,000 HP of damage before regaining its MSPA energy and shifting back.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460687877))
piono's present 15/15
Around Eric, a golem similar to Sorodin's forms. STRAIGHT TO THE STATS.

[???] Elemental Golem [???]
No HP.

~Passives~

Protector: As long as the Elemental Golem is alive, Eric's Soul Gem cannot take damage.
Soulbound: Dies and respawns with Eric's body. When it respawns, it switches to the next element mode.
Passive: The Elemental Golem will only attack anything that has attacked Eric's body within the last 3 turns. Otherwise, it will idle.

Element: The Elemental Golem has 4 Element modes: Earth, Air, Water, and Fire. Earth mode gives the Elemental Golem the Protect charge like Sorodin's, and gives Eric's body +1 armor. Air mode gives Eric's body a 50% dodge chance and the Golem the ability Windfury, which gives the Elemental Golem triple action for a turn. Four turn chargeup. Water mode gives Eric's Soul Gem a passive 3% Grief drain per turn, and the Golem the ability Waverush, which deals heavy damage to a a group of targets for a 4 turn charge. Fire mode gives Eric's Soul Gem a passive 3% Grief addition per turn and the body deals recoil damage to attackers. It's ability, Flame Rage, allows it to become aggressive until it switches modes. Chargeup for four turns.

Special Attacks:

Complete Purity: Self destructs to drain 100% grief from Eric's Soul Gem. No chargeup.
Element Swap: Changes element to next element. 3 turn charge.
Dem Upgrades 11/15

I CHECK Spectre

Elemental Golem summoned, on Earth mode.

Spectre: Conflict.
A ghostly figure that works for the Conflict.

Soulsplit splits the soul of the victim from their body, creating a Soul with 1 HP that is linked to the victim. The Spectre can manipulate souls to a slight extent, but if it steals a Soul with Soulsteal, then it can perfectly control the Soul of that entity until the entity dies, allowing it to do worse things to their soul than Chaos. Temporal Control has a multitude of different uses, such as preventing several entities from acting, granting Triple Action, excluding Temporal Control for the turn, healing or damaging an entity by reverting them in time, or creating paradoxes.

Non-descendant entities that are killed by the Spectre either make it stronger or give it new abilities.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1460722152))
Dammit... stupid face virus! GET OUT OF HERE!

Verdana decides to install countermeasures to lower t(h)e risk of t(h)e virus interfering with what he intends to do. These consist of a pair of brackets around the central H of every instance of t(h)e word T(H)E, expressly designed for t(h)e sole purpose of messing up MSPAface's conversion of t(h)e word T(H)E into an instance of a MSPAface. He doesn't do much else, owing to t(h)e fact that I have something to attend to early tomorrow morning, which I don't want to miss, and must now take a rest.

Also, I'm over t(h)e charge limit? How? I only see 2 charges, and one of them just got used...

Autogun: 8/8 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

A mechanical platform rises up out of t(h)e ocean, somehow supporting itself through t(h)e power of bullshitkinesis, and rapidly assembles itself into t(h)e shape of a large, towering cannon. It takes aim at t(h)e MSPAface demon, preparing to fire.

031504051908090620: f/K (04151420 18210914 1325 062114) [THE MSPA DEMON IS SALTY, SO IT WILL JUST REVEAL YOUR CHARGE INSTEAD OF SCREWING WITH YOUR POSTS]

http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png
It also puts MSPA faces at the end of your post for lulz.

You had Autogun, the glitchy x/K charge, and the Moldy Cheese Charge all at the same time, although that is fixed. Anyway, the Curse of 'the' has no effect on you for the next two turns, and the MSPA Demon takes 25,000 HP of damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1460733557))
@topaz: Whoa! That thing is COOL. I'll need to put aside some time in the future to add more forms to it, but that's okay. Here, have a hunk of store credit.
6/15 for earthen rennovations
7/15 for The Lab
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric suddenly gets the golem.
"Holy, whooa." He looks at it, worried at first, but then realizing that it's benign, and actually pretty cool.
He leans back, rather satisfied with his new suit of armor.

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 54
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 30
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 10

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

#charaisinnocent

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Sorodin's Witch is healed, and Familiars are summoned.

Fuschia and English team up to murder Verdana. Spade smashes Battlefury's Temmie Armour back down to 0 again, and pierces through his armour to deal 1 damage. Noir fires english energy into Sorodin's face for 4 damage, while the Spectre absorbs the energies of the Mechanical Spiders.

The Crystal Golem reactively attacks Noir, dealing 2 PHP of damage.

Sorodin's Witch and Familiars rush the Dersite Pawns, destroying 15 of them. The http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon gives the Curse of 'the' to Other Battlefury, Sorodin and the JSH-Mech.

Seth, Aven and Divine jump on a Terror Guardian for 10,000 HP of damage, while GG stabs it with a fork for another 10,000 HP of damage. TG and TT team up and deal 20,000 HP of damage to the http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon, and both gain the Curse of 'the'. GT uses dual pistols to attack Imperious for a grand total of 1 damage.

Other Battlefury doesn't use http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Perfectly Generic Object just yet, but instead stabs http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Familiars of Sorodin's Witch, killing them. http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png JSH-Mech brings its foot down on Imperious and stamps on her for 2 damage. The Terror Guardians fire at the Shades and Spectre, dealing 2,000, armour piercing HP of damage to all of them. The Pawns and Cheese Slice rush the Spectre for 11,000 HP of damage.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana, before putting Imperious on a throne, and making the throne disappear, dethroning her. This lack of a Throne makes Imperious somehow take 15 armour piercing damage.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides.
[ALL]: Kill the http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon, as it can distort actions, and ruin their effectiveness.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Kill the Pawns.
[AG]: Destroy the JSH-Mech, as it is a major threat.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Kill the post-scratch kids.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Sorodin's Barrier (Nautical entities gain 40% attack and defense, Familiars of Sorodin's Witch are generated every turn, and Sorodin's Witch heals every turn.)
Weather: Under the Burning Sun (Deals 2,000 HP of damage to everything except Battlefury.) IIII
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE

Idlers
[AG] ashkantsr: 3/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: I
[AG] Pricey12345: 15/20 HP
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/the Umbral One: 5/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP

[AG] Battlefury: 28/29 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 0/21,000 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 21/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 55% Grief, Summoning: IIII, Curse of 'the': II

[PG] engie/Verdana: 0/20 HP, 7 Barrier Strength, Well Fed: III, Curse of 'the': IIIII

[01] Imperious: 71/90 HP, Evasive (20%), Nautical, Has 1 Armour, Fuschia: III, Empress: IIII
[01] English: 397,612/413,612 HP, Felt: III, Cue: IIII
[01] Spade: 99/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Midnight: III, Mechanical: IIII
[01] Noir: 97/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Prototype: III, Incarnation: IIII
[01] Spectre: 335,000/350,000 HP, Soulsplit: II, Soulsteal: III, Temporal Control: IIII

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: III

[H] Sorodin's Witch: 41,000/80,000 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII
[H] http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon: 102,000/150,000 HP

[AG] Seth: 5/7 HP, Guarding Aven, Shield Slam: IIII
[AG] Aven: 3/3 HP, Guarding Divine, Flurry: IIII
[AG] Divine: 1/1 HP, Impale: IIII, Call for HELP: IIIIII
[AG-PL] gutsyGumshoe?: 11/20 HP (x2), Heir of Crocker: II
[AG-PL] tipsyGnostalgic?: 16/20 HP (x2), Drunken Thief: II, Curse of 'the': I
[AG-PL] timaeusTestified?: 16/20 HP (x2), Hal's Wrath: II, Curse of 'the': I
[AG-PL] golgothasTerror?: 16/20 HP (x2), Emerald Terror: II

[PG] Other Battlefury: 24/25 HP, Has 3 Armour, Armament Shift: III (Perfectly Generic Object), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Curse of 'the': II
[PG] JSH-Mech Mk. I: 125,250/140,000 HP, Azure Inferno: III, Takes reduced damage after 10,000 HP, Curse of 'the': II
[PG] Terror Guardians: 14,000/50,000 HP, 54,000/60,000 HP (x4)
[PG] Dersite Pawns: 100/100 HP (x485), Reinforcements: II, Prototyped: III
[PG] Prospitian Pawns: 100/100 HP (x500), Reinforcements: II, Prototyped: III
[PG] Moldy Cheese Slice: 2/2 HP, Evasive (40%), Gives Cheesed Off stacks to failed attackers, Minicriticals entities that have Cheesed Off.

[GM] Alicia111: 45/50 HP, Support: IIII, Base: IIII, Art: IIII

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Earth): IIIII

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x633)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, 3,000/3,000 HP (x26), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x690)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, 1,500/1,500 HP (x6), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): RECHARGING, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-04-15 20:11:00

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questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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pionoplayer
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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Weaver of Fates
Group: Admin
Posts: 2622
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: 25
Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created
Status: N/A
@consumer: Why's my troop production slowed... you want me to keep track of it?
7/15 for earthen rennovations
8/15 for The Lab
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric shrugs.
"I guess... maybe. I dunno, I'm mostly just here because I'm sick of being pushed around."
He chuckles grimly.
"Look how well that turned out."

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 54
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 30
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 10

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-04-15 21:42:00

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Once upon a time there was a story...
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Battlefury
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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Archangel Micheal
Group: Members
Posts: 1300
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: New Winchester
Status: N/A
Time to set up for a major beatdown. I use the Annoy Dog first.

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two

All entitys: Murder the demon.



12/15 splinter
7/15 Splinter
0 to topaz
3+ to piono

Originally posted on 2016-04-15 22:08:00

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Adria
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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Avid A Hat in Time fan
Group: Members
Posts: 1242
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: N/A
Status: N/A
((Guess it's about time I hopped in, huh?))
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Not a single person felt the presence of another player log in, even though someone did in fact come through. Nobody noticed the player speaking, either.
"So this is AscensionCraft, huh? Looks like every other faction/clan server ever, if ya ask me. Time to-"
~LOGOUT FAILED~
"-Oh great, one of THOSE is here!? This is going to be painful... ugh, I feel weakened already..."

The player looks over the battlements from a hill, still completely unnoticed.
Things got worrysome once he saw Alicia rampaging through the server and locking innocents in.

"Ugh... damn it all... thought I was done with these kinds of people for good. But BOY WAS I WRONG!"

You could see a dark power rush over him... if you could even notice him in the first place.
"Time to kill stuff, I guess. Was really hoping to go on without any more unnecessary deaths."
As the player got close enough to the battlefield, one name crawls through everyone simultaneously;

Zack. He decides to go [N] with a sway towards [AG].

He shoots a black arrow at Sorodin's Witch, making everyone turn to Zack in shock as an arrow came seemingly from nowhere.
He was a tall, slim, and seemingly fragile figure in a black hoodie and pants. He also has the look of someone who wants to get things done. The slight beard he has going on amplifies this train of thought.

His bow and arrow set looks quite demonic as well; black and red, and a general daedric design to it. The arrows weren't any different.

His eyes move to look at Alicia. He doesn't even move his head.
"In due time... In due time..."

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STATS & ABILITIES (maybe):
Zack:
Alignment: [N] - Sway: [AG] (Will help the Swayed Allignment mainly, but will take on direct threats to him and his entities first)
Max HP: 20 - Current HP: 20

CHARGES:
Gunboat (1/5)
Bloodlust (1/15)

ALCHEMIES:
Alpha Melancholy Mk. I || Destroyer's Rage && Assassin's Essence && Shot-bow Module && (Negative Opal && Bottled Darkness && Essence of your own Shadow && Depressed Rock) = Alpha Melancholy Mk. II (Lv. ?, 1/?)
Description: A bow with powers over depression, darkness, shadow, and negativity. These powers are restored slightly, given enhanced assassination abilities, and can fire multiple lasers as well as arrows. Maintains its daedric look, with a bit more added to it, such as a string that turns out to be a red, tangible laser. Comes with hand guards.

The Knife && Bloodthirsty Leech && Ridley's Tailbone && Chain = Beta Bloodlust (Lv. ?, 1/?)
Description: A sharp, bloody, bone chain knife that only desires more blood. With the right amount of stored power, can grant strength at the cost of absorbed blood.

(I hope these can be created)
Inventory
Alpha Melancholy Mk. I (Lv. 0) - Starting Weapon
Description: A bow with powers over depression, darkness, shadow, and negativity. These powers diminished upon entering the server for no apparent reason. Probably the narrative screwing about or something.


((Yeah, I start with a weapon, but it really doesn't affect anything, as it's level 0.))

SUPPORT:
+1 Battlefury, +1 Topaz, +1 Piono

Originally posted on 2016-04-16 03:26:00

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"...I will aid them. No matter the cost to myself."
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Battlefury
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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Archangel Micheal
Group: Members
Posts: 1300
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: New Winchester
Status: N/A
Well, fuc-
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Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (CAN ONLY TICK DOWN AT 1 AG PLAYERS, RESETS AT AG PLAYERS)
AG Players: 3
Battlefury13 was kicked from the server (reason: AG player count reached three)
SpongebawbIsDaBest joined the game.

Spongebawb uses the Hyperdeath on Darkside, Piono, and topaz.

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two

All entitys: Murder the demon.



13/15 splinter
9/15 Splinter 1+ dankside
0 to topaz
2+ to piono
1+ to dankside

Originally posted on 2016-04-16 11:40:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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...This whole death thing is really annoying.

Verdana promptly dies, then respawns again, blah blah crystal dome. He's holding both middle fingers up at literally everything on t(h)e hostile team, but ESPECIALLY t(h)e MSPAface demon. He seems to be preparing for a powerful attack... which is probably going to involve an insult of some kind, no doubt.

Terrible soundcloud memes: 2/11 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) (No natural progression)

031504051908090620: g/K (+a from 01lici01)

Originally posted on 2016-04-16 13:27:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:54 PM
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QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1460752958))
@consumer: Why's my troop production slowed... you want me to keep track of it?
7/15 for earthen rennovations
8/15 for The Lab
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric shrugs.
"I guess... maybe. I dunno, I'm mostly just here because I'm sick of being pushed around."
He chuckles grimly.
"Look how well that turned out."

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 54
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 30
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 10

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

I forgot a decent portion of it. Fixed.

Alphys nods.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460754532))
Time to set up for a major beatdown. I use the Annoy Dog first.

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two

All entitys: Murder the demon.



12/15 splinter
7/15 Splinter
0 to topaz
3+ to piono

You activate the Annoying Dog, giving you Avatar of Dog for three turns. You also take 3 recoil damage.

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1460773585))
((Guess it's about time I hopped in, huh?))
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Not a single person felt the presence of another player log in, even though someone did in fact come through. Nobody noticed the player speaking, either.
"So this is AscensionCraft, huh? Looks like every other faction/clan server ever, if ya ask me. Time to-"
~LOGOUT FAILED~
"-Oh great, one of THOSE is here!? This is going to be painful... ugh, I feel weakened already..."

The player looks over the battlements from a hill, still completely unnoticed.
Things got worrysome once he saw Alicia rampaging through the server and locking innocents in.

"Ugh... damn it all... thought I was done with these kinds of people for good. But BOY WAS I WRONG!"

You could see a dark power rush over him... if you could even notice him in the first place.
"Time to kill stuff, I guess. Was really hoping to go on without any more unnecessary deaths."
As the player got close enough to the battlefield, one name crawls through everyone simultaneously;

Zack. He decides to go [N] with a sway towards [AG].

He shoots a black arrow at Sorodin's Witch, making everyone turn to Zack in shock as an arrow came seemingly from nowhere.
He was a tall, slim, and seemingly fragile figure in a black hoodie and pants. He also has the look of someone who wants to get things done. The slight beard he has going on amplifies this train of thought.

His bow and arrow set looks quite demonic as well; black and red, and a general daedric design to it. The arrows weren't any different.

His eyes move to look at Alicia. He doesn't even move his head.
"In due time... In due time..."

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STATS & ABILITIES (maybe):
Zack:
Alignment: [N] - Sway: [AG] (Will help the Swayed Allignment mainly, but will take on direct threats to him and his entities first)
Max HP: 20 - Current HP: 20

CHARGES:
Gunboat (1/5)
Bloodlust (1/15)

ALCHEMIES:
Alpha Melancholy Mk. I || Destroyer's Rage && Assassin's Essence && Shot-bow Module && (Negative Opal && Bottled Darkness && Essence of your own Shadow && Depressed Rock) = Alpha Melancholy Mk. II (Lv. ?, 1/?)
Description: A bow with powers over  depression, darkness, shadow, and negativity. These powers are restored slightly, given enhanced assassination abilities, and can fire multiple lasers as well as arrows. Maintains its daedric look, with a bit more added to it, such as a string that turns out to be a red, tangible laser. Comes with hand guards.

The Knife && Bloodthirsty Leech && Ridley's Tailbone && Chain = Beta Bloodlust (Lv. ?, 1/?)
Description: A sharp, bloody, bone chain knife that only desires more blood. With the right amount of stored power, can grant strength at the cost of absorbed blood.

(I hope these can be created)
Inventory
Alpha Melancholy Mk. I (Lv. 0) - Starting Weapon
Description: A bow with powers over depression, darkness, shadow, and negativity. These powers diminished upon entering the server for no apparent reason. Probably the narrative screwing about or something.


((Yeah, I start with a weapon, but it really doesn't affect anything, as it's level 0.))

SUPPORT:
+1 Battlefury, +1 Topaz, +1 Piono

Alpha Melancholy Mk. I || Destroyer's Rage && Assassin's Essence && Shotbow Module && (Negative Opal && Bottled Darkness && Shadow Essence && Depressed Rock) = Alpha Melancholy Mk. II (Lv. 10: 1/11)
The Knife && Bloodthirsty Leech && Ridley's Tailbone && Chain = Beta Bloodlust (Lv. 5: 1/6)

Sorodin's Witch takes 11,000 HP of damage. I'll just assume you made Alpha Melancholy on your first post, but yes, starting out with a level zero is fine. As a note, due to the low Level cap (And it's going to be low for a while, as there isn't going to be another charge cap and alchemy cap increase after 4/13 for a decent while), you aren't going to be able to make as good alchemies as in Terraria for a long time.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460803248))
Well, fuc-
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Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (CAN ONLY TICK DOWN AT 1 AG PLAYERS, RESETS AT AG PLAYERS)
AG Players: 3
Battlefury13 was kicked from the server (reason: AG player count reached three)
SpongebawbIsDaBest joined the game.

Spongebawb uses the Hyperdeath on Darkside, Piono, and topaz.

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two

All entitys: Murder the demon.



13/15 splinter
9/15 Splinter 1+ dankside
0 to topaz
2+ to piono
1+ to dankside

Darkside isn't AG, but he opposes Alicia enough to make it count anyway. You activate the Incarnate of Hyperdeath, giving Hyperdeath to yourself, DarkSide, Piono and Topaz.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1460809635))
...This whole death thing is really annoying.

Verdana promptly dies, then respawns again, blah blah crystal dome. He's holding both middle fingers up at literally everything on t(h)e hostile team, but ESPECIALLY t(h)e MSPAface demon. He seems to be preparing for a powerful attack... which is probably going to involve an insult of some kind, no doubt.

Terrible soundcloud memes: 2/11 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) (No natural progression)

031504051908090620: g/K (+a from 01lici01) [The http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon shouldn't be able to modify your posts any more as the Curse of 'the' has ended, but it reveals your charge anyway. If you want to do invisitext, use [nocode][/color][/nocode]. You don't have to do it that way, but it's just a hint.]


You respawn.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Imperious, English and Spade recognise that Battlefury/Spongebawb is doing something suspicious, so Imperious stabs a 2x3dent into him, English beats him with an illusion of a cane, and Spade smashes his head in with a walking stick for 12 damage. Red lasers burst out Noir and impale Sorodin's Witch for 15,000 HP of damage. The Spectre activates Soulsplit, splitting the http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon's soul from it's body. Yes, the http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon has a soul. It also guards the http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon's soul, just to make sure that somebody doesn't try to off it.

The Familiars and Sorodin's Witch rush Seth, dealing 2 damage in total. The http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon uses demonic magics to deal 8,000 HP of damage to everything with the Curse of 'the', Other Battlefury being immune due to armour.

Seth, Aven, Divine and GG rush Sorodin's Witch, killing it. It's barrier somehow persists. TG, TT and GT work together to deal 30,000 HP of damage, using individual efforts to not activate the Barrier.

Other Battlefury takes out a tennis racket with a theme based on the Annoying Dog, and then throws the Perfectly Generic Object, serving it, and letting it bounce off TG, TT and GT. TG gets five stacks of Mark of Dog, TT gets Glitched, which now isn't just a DPT effect, but is also an Integrity Loss per Turn effect, and Integrity now works more similarly to 0rigins. Finally, GT gets Hypnotism, which compels her to act against her faction. A form of magical energy around Other Battlefury dies down.

The JSH-Mech burns off Seth's face, dealing 1 damage. The Terror Guardians blast the Spectre, GG, TT, Zack and Seth for 8,000 HP of entity damage, and 2 HP of player damage to be dealt to all of them. The Pawns and Cheese Slice deal 3 damage to GG.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana, and passes a note saying GG to GG. She looks at it, before she is spammed with random messages from alts, and hacked accounts, saying GG. The spam is so much, GG rages and jumps into a nearby abyss in Sorodin's Barrier, instantly killing her.

**Divinity Alicia111: Eric, I know you don't like me very much, but I'd like to give you an offer.
**Divinity Alicia111: I give you a +10, yes, +10, and you give me an appropriate amount of your troops.
**Divinity Alicia111: Deal?

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Destroy the Conflict entities, as they can deal high damage to both sides.
[ALL]: Kill the http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon, as it can distort actions, and ruin their effectiveness.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Kill the Pawns.
[AG]: Destroy the JSH-Mech, as it is a major threat.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Kill the post-scratch kids.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Sorodin's Barrier (Nautical entities gain 40% attack and defense, Familiars of Sorodin's Witch are generated every turn, and Sorodin's Witch heals every turn.)
Weather: Under the Burning Sun (Deals 2,000 HP of damage to everything except Battlefury.) III
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE

Idlers
[AG] ashkantsr: [color=#700]3/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: I
[AG] Pricey12345: 15/20 HP
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/the Umbral One: 5/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP

[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbIsDaBest: 6/24 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Avatar of Dog: III, Hyperdeath: II
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 18/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 55% Grief, Summoning: IIII, Curse of 'the': I, Hyperdeath: II

[N] DarkSide/Zack: 18/20 HP, Hyperdeath: II

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP, 7 Barrier Strength

[01] Imperious: 71/90 HP, Evasive (20%), Nautical, Has 1 Armour, Fuschia: III, Empress: IIII
[01] English: 395,612/413,612 HP, Felt: III, Cue: IIII
[01] Spade: 99/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Midnight: III, Mechanical: IIII
[01] Noir: 97/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Prototype: III, Incarnation: IIII
[01] Spectre: 325,000/350,000 HP, Guarding http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon's soul, Soulsplit: II, Soulsteal: III, Temporal Control: IIII

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Elemental Golem: Dies with Eric's body. Element: Earth, Protect: IIII, Element Swap: III
[???] http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon's Soul: 1/1 HP, Evasive (75%), Linked to the http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon.

[H] Familiars of Sorodin's Witch: 10/10 HP (x500)
[H] http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png Demon: 102,000/150,000 HP

[AG] Seth: 1/7 HP, Guarding Aven, Shield Slam: IIII
[AG] Aven: 3/3 HP, Guarding Divine, Flurry: IIII
[AG] Divine: 1/1 HP, Impale: IIII, Call for HELP: IIIIII
[AG-PL] gutsyGumshoe?: 0/20 HP (x2), Heir of Crocker: II
[AG-PL] tipsyGnostalgic?: 14/20 HP (x2), Drunken Thief: II, Curse of 'the': I, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII
[AG-PL] timaeusTestified?: 12/20 HP (x2), Hal's Wrath: II, Curse of 'the': I, Glitched: IIII
[AG-PL] golgothasTerror?: 16/20 HP (x2), Emerald Terror: II, Hypnotism: III

[PG] Other Battlefury: 24/25 HP, Has 3 Armour, Armament Shift: III (Perfectly Generic Object), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Curse of 'the': I
[PG] JSH-Mech Mk. I: 87,250/140,000 HP, Azure Inferno: III, Takes reduced damage after 10,000 HP, Curse of 'the': I
[PG] Terror Guardians: 14,000/50,000 HP, 54,000/60,000 HP (x4)
[PG] Dersite Pawns: 100/100 HP (x485), Reinforcements: II, Prototyped: III
[PG] Prospitian Pawns: 100/100 HP (x500), Reinforcements: II, Prototyped: III
[PG] Moldy Cheese Slice: 2/2 HP, Evasive (40%), Gives Cheesed Off stacks to failed attackers, Minicriticals entities that have Cheesed Off.

[GM] Alicia111: 45/50 HP, Support: IIII, Base: IIII, Art: IIII

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Earth): IIIII, Hyperdeath: II

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x693)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, 3,000/3,000 HP (x28), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x750)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, 1,500/1,500 HP (x8), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-04-16 20:01:00

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questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:54 PM
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Location: New Winchester
Status: N/A
Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (CAN ONLY TICK DOWN AT 1 AG PLAYERS, RESETS AT 3 AG PLAYERS)
AG Players: 2(one leaning towards)

Spongebawb insults the Imperious by saying it is a lameripoff of a scrub who couldn't even learn to not turn their back on anyone with a weapon. (example: The condense's death) I then tell her that unlike the person she is based off of, she is an insult to the title of "Sea Hitler" and should really go be burnt at the steak. On cue, a massive, overcooked steak falls on the Imperious, deep-frying her. I then become uncertain what to do with this attack next, causing a number of "ummm" and "uhhh"'s in Obama's Voice to fly out at the Imperious. Then, i tell her dank memes cant melt steel memes, but jet fuel can melt fish lady's. She is promptly coated in burning hot jet fuel and melts, like a steel meme.

Then a large amount of stupid people log on in reaction to the memes, and scream, "BUSH DID 9/11". The sheer amount of stupidity brought on by this server-wide materializes in a STUPIDLY OLD MEME BEAM. WITH EXTRA RHYME THYME DAMAGE. Speaking of Thyme, some Phantom Walaugi Thyme comes out of nowhere. When eaten, it does nothing except make everything (for our consumer here) purple. It promptly somehow absorbs it's self into the Imperious.

Then, an actual stake impales the Imperious. Followed by 100000000 pounds of Steel memes, which form a small cage around her. Then, 10000000000000000000000 pounds of Dank Memes fall from the sky. Most of it gets though the cage, soldifies, then detects steelmemes and combusts... With the Imperious still on the stake.



Meanwhile, the Giant Steak comes to life and uses it's STEAKMANCY to turn the Imperious into a raw steak, which is then stored in a cow. Then, someone kills the core, collects the Imperious Steak, cooks it, and eats it. Then they die horribly from falling into a pool of DNA-melting acid.

Meanwhile, i toss math problems ending in three at the Imperious. This causes so many-


DTTTG THREEE CONFFFIRMEDDD!!!

The DTGTHREE modder quickly attacks and murders the Imperious. How? With an infinte army of terrors fused with mechs! And the mechs are all Psi-rank! Somehow! He then leaves to avoid spoilers. Good news, only the imperious saw the DTGTHREEmodder attack it.

Bad news, due to this spoiler, the Imperious'es life is now ruined forever.

Spongebawb then decides that there has not been enough Nightmare Fuel in his latest attack, so he gets out the KNIFE OF NIGHTMARES and slowly, but surely approaches the imperious, while it is powerless to do anything but wait for his wait. Nightmarefuel Terrorscreams emits a horrifying laugh that is heard around the server, before lunging foward, and engaging in a quick TORTURE SCENE before BRUTALLY STABBING THE IMPERIOUS 38 TIMES.

Then, deciding to make a callback to the days before Wave Undertale, he pulls out a large amount of Anti-Matter and Red Matter explosives, along with 5000 condensed condensed hypercondensed Biome Busters, and a massive amount of Void and Oblivion Energy. He then merges their explosive power into one, before tossing the resulting bomb at the Imperious. The result is a massive ball of pure destruction sucking in everything, a massive shockwave of exposives, and enough heat to dry the ocean.

I then call the secptre a piece of dogpoop.
http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5086353//e5086353.png http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5086350//e5086350.gif


Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two

All entitys: Activate specials.




13/15 splinter
9/15 Splinter
0 to topaz

Originally posted on 2016-04-17 01:16:00

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The_Topazian
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:54 PM
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God of Rain
Group: Members
Posts: 328
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: ...uh. UH. UH. (Someone remind me where I live again. Plz.)
Status: N/A
Ugh, writers block.

Originally posted on 2016-04-17 01:52:00
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Battlefury
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:54 PM
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Archangel Micheal
Group: Members
Posts: 1300
Joined: 11-August 18
Age: N/A
Location: New Winchester
Status: N/A
Battlefury13 Rejoin counter: 2 (CAN ONLY TICK DOWN AT 1 AG PLAYERS, RESETS AT 3 AG PLAYERS)
AG Players: 2(one leaning towards)

Healing tray self, transfer overheal to my summons.

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two

All entitys: Activate specials.




14/15 splinter
10/15 Splinter
0 to topaz

Originally posted on 2016-04-17 04:26:00

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