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Battlefury
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460250902))
Well, if you had, say a 12 post charge. That would deal about 48k damage. 48 > 20, so UNDOG would absorb it. However, 2 post charges deal 8k, plus crit = 16,000. 16,000 times 6 is more than enough to murder it.
This would actually be incorrect because downsizing (1+ damage multiplier to downsized targets, so 2.0) plus crit from hyper death would equal a 3.0 damage multipler.
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Originally posted on 2016-04-10 09:35:00

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oh okay only 25000 damage when that took me about half an hour to type up...

Well then. Guess I should just focus on my two charges, huh... yeah, sounds like a good idea. Guess what they'll bring to the table... but, then again, it's more obvious than GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS!

Oh, yeah, and Verdana decides to pick UNDOG up and hurl it back into the sun that it got dunked into last turn, somehow achieving the feat by turning into a giant like he did way earlier. It's friggin callback central in here, ain't it? At any rate...

Sapphire Onslaught: 15/15 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono
Sapphire Onslaught: 14/15 (+1 from Alicia)

*You feel flames hotter than hellfire scorching your body.

Originally posted on 2016-04-10 12:42:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:52 PM
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It takes me an hour or so to type my attacks.

Originally posted on 2016-04-10 15:33:00
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QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460298828))
It takes me an hour or so to type my attacks.
About 48 minutes to type my walls of text
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Originally posted on 2016-04-10 19:44:00

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Originally posted on 2016-04-10 19:45:00
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QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460226732))
Do I have the record for most damage to a single target via an uncharged attack NOW? I respawn. Did you count the grief boost for the golem?

Yes. You respawn, and no. UNDOG takes 10,000 HP of damage from the grief multiplier.
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1460227025))
10/15 for fiery monsters
9/15 for something unrelated.
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

"What the heck is this?"
Oh, um... oops.
"WOULD YOU STOP MESSING WITH ME! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR CRAP!"
You certain? It boosts your magic power.
"You know what? Fine, as long as this doesn't do something horrible to me in an ugly way."
Eric also moves up to the walls of the Fortress, and serves the gravitational core in a similar manner to how he used the luminous orb. The UNDOG Mech acquires 5 stacks of gravcrush, and then 45K damage, because, yay loopholes, the UNDOG Mech can't absorb the damage because technically, that 45K came from the status effect, not from an attack, similarly, Eric doesn't gain any grief, since his actual attack didn't do any damage, it just applied gravcrush. He... still takes 3 damage from recoil though.

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 47
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 14
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 8

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

UNDOG takes 45,000 HP of damage from maxing out it's Gravcrush bar and failing to absorb it, and you take 3 recoil damage.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460227850))
piono, do you want a golem? I can get you one, so you don't have to waste charges on it.

In other words: COME ON, UNDOG. I CAN NO LONGER HIT YOU.

I'll take the HP in 1 Mech rewards then.

/rage

You gain +2 HP, and activate a Level 2 Mystery, which for once, isn't a death trap, instead healing the Glitch Temmie for 30 HP.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460250091))
Concentrated dog && Dog Magic Spell Book && Beam Spam Spellbook = 6/6 Dogbeam Deathbook fin


I, instead of revealing Demote's True Power, opt instead to use it as an normal 12-round charge attack . Broken into chunks of less then20k. NOTE THAT THIS AMOUNT ACCOUNTS FOR CRITS.


Inventory:

Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0
Glitch Tem pistols
Xblades

4/15 Dog && achemiter 1+ from piono
3/10
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors

Concentrated dog && Dog Magic Spell Book && Beam Spam Spellbook = Dogbeam Deathbook (Level 5: 6/6)
A spellbook, enchanted with the power of dog, that teaches the user how to fire out dog beams.

UNDOG is unable to absorb your damage, as you deal several different portions that add up to 60,000 HP of UNDOG, causing it to go splat. The sheer amount of dog energy condenses into a dog, which runs around you. You are awarded the Spoil of War, the Annoying Dog. Alicia takes no damage because this isn't one of her trials.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460250369))
NO! Don't do that! It'll absorb it! Do it as 6 2 charges! Each one will do 16k because you have Downsizing.

#praiseuzi

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460250779))
QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460250369))
NO! Don't do that! It'll absorb it! Do it as 6 2 charges! Each one will do 16k because you have Downsizing.
Do it? i was gonna do something like you said, but ok.


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QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460250902))
Well, if you had, say a 12 post charge. That would deal about 48k damage. 48 > 20, so UNDOG would absorb it. However, 2 post charges deal 8k, plus crit = 16,000. 16,000 times 6 is more than enough to murder it.

#180allscope

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460277352))
QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460250902))
Well, if you had, say a 12 post charge. That would deal about 48k damage. 48 > 20, so UNDOG would absorb it. However, 2 post charges deal 8k, plus crit = 16,000. 16,000 times 6 is more than enough to murder it.
This would actually be incorrect because downsizing (1+ damage multiplier to downsized targets, so 2.0) plus crit from hyper death would equal a 3.0 damage multipler.
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QUOTE (engie @ (time=1460288566))
oh okay only 25000 damage when that took me about half an hour to type up...

Well then. Guess I should just focus on my two charges, huh... yeah, sounds like a good idea. Guess what they'll bring to the table... but, then again, it's more obvious than GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS!

Oh, yeah, and Verdana decides to pick UNDOG up and hurl it back into the sun that it got dunked into last turn, somehow achieving the feat by turning into a giant like he did way earlier. It's friggin callback central in here, ain't it? At any rate...

Sapphire Onslaught: 15/15 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono
Sapphire Onslaught: 14/15 (+1 from Alicia)

*You feel flames hotter than hellfire scorching your body.

Topaz's attack did 50k base, it was three times longer, making your attack more effecient, it had several damage buffs such as crits and the grief boost, and it was easier to read and to find out how much damage it dealt. Unfortunately for you, Battlefury cheated the system, and killed UNDOG so your attack misses.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460298828))
It takes me an hour or so to type my attacks.

#itsalljustaprank

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460313889))
QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460298828))
It takes me an hour or so to type my attacks.
About 48 minutes to type my walls of text
/walloftext
/jk
/thisstatementisfalse
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#puermagisorodinmagica

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460313955))
CoA, this is your regular update time! http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/18.png /null

Yes, it is.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Crystal Golem respawns with Sorodin.The Spectre continues to watch. Sorodin's Witch forcefully removes the water from Rain Dog for 10 damage. The Dogs look at Battlefury, and rip off his Temmie Armour. The Glitch Temmie deals 24,000 HP of damage to Other Battlefury's Temmie Armour. Other Battlefury, in response, deals 6 damage to the Glitch Temmie.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana, before throwing Battlefury into the nearby ocean, where several Terror Guardians promptly spawn, and laser him for 15 armour piercing damage.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy UNDOG.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Under the Burning Sun (Deals 2,000 HP of damage to everything except Battlefury.) IIIIIII
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE

Idlers
[AG] ashkantsr: 3/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: I
[AG] Pricey12345: 15/20 HP
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/the Umbral One: 5/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP

[AG] Battlefury: 11/29 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 0/21,000 HP, Downsizing: II, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII, Hyperdeath: I
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 26/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 55% Grief, Summoning: IIII

[PG] engie/Verdana: 6/20 HP, 7 Barrier Strength

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Spectre: ???/??? HP, Watching.

[H] Sorodin's Witch: 42,000/80,000 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Magnetic: I, Barrier Formation: IIIII
[H] Annoying Dog: 18,000/20,000 HP, Autocrit: I, Regeneration: I, Evasive (50%), Inflicts a variety of status effects on a hit.
[H] Rain Dog: 8/20 HP, Linked to Soul Dog, healed by water related attacks.
[H] Soul Dog: 1/1 HP, Evasive (75%), heals every other dog per turn.

[AG] Glitch Temmies: 46/105 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Have 4 Armour, Hyperdeath: I

[N] Fortress: 126,000/130,000 HP, Automatically counterattacks, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII

[PG] Other Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour, Temmie Armour: 60,000/100,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (None), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII.

[GM] Alicia111: 45/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII, Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Earth): IIIII, Hyperdeath: I

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x393), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, 15,000/15,000 HP (x18), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 100/100 HP (x450), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-04-10 19:56:00

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Storage Cannon && Space Powers && Mini-gun = Infinite-Space Storage Machine Gun 1/? level ?

]I summon a staff, seemingly made from blue crystal. A small amount of magic seems to emit from it.
It's useless for what i need. It's a simple, but long, extremely thing stick.
I smash it onto the ground. A massive around of runes and magic glyphs, written in many many gems, surround me, at the center of this magic ritual. Suddenly, special magical stones, known only as devesturian stones. Those stones of immense power are guarded by even more powerful guardians composed of the stone. Unfortunately, said guardians absorbed all of them a long time ago.

In fact, the core of their being is those legendary stones.

Sounds dandy to be them, right?

Not if you have the staff that can call 5000 of those stones at once to turn into the super legendary Crystal Of Worlds. Suddenly, those guardians feel an immense pain as the stones are all forcefully ripped out of their bodys, and they disintegrate as all the gems head towards the staff i previously mentioned. The gems flow into the top of the staff, forming four crystals. Meanwhile, the glyphs and magical stones glow brighter, and they begin to spin about rapidly.

Then, 3000 of the stones condense into three small crystals, while 2000 of them from a large crystal. The big crystal is attached to the blue stick of a staff via way of magic, whilst the others float around it. Finally, the ritual of magic seemly lifts it's self off the ground, revealing all the glyphs and magic stones to be every single gemstone ever. They flow into the central crystal, and before long, the Crystal seems to viberate in place, while emitting a great rainbow light that is blinding to stare at.

The Crystal Of Worlds has been created.

I begin by summoning 5 crystal hands. They quickly fly towards Alicia, a blur. Then, they stop, and do strange actions, or form strange shapes. From one, a beam is fired instantly. From another, a field of small, deadly sharp crystal projectiles surrounds Alicia, before moving in to attack. Another creates more hands, which attempt to claw her face, or grab her elbows and knees. Another one fires a volley of larger projectiles at her repeatedly, and another fires large crystal rocks, so sharp and so blunt they shred her armor to pieces.

Next, a large number of deadly sharp pillars come out of the earth, impaling her multiple times. Notably, the pillars seem elementally aligned.. Indeed, they are- A red pillar turns into massive amounts of lava, overwhelming her burn protection. A white pillar drowns her in enough milk to remove her godmodding powers. Then, a green one suddenly becomes a glowing green as it drains her lifeforce from her. A black one replaces the lifeforce with void, while a yellow one seems to godmod away her health, and one of blood.. Well, that one just keeps murdering her for some reason. Its an inanimate pillar, but really hates her. I mean, she dodged all but one of the others, but this one is so intent on getting her it keeps attacking and hitting her constantly.

Then, in a brief moment of having regained her powers, she rushes at me, intent on stopping this crystal nonsense before it gets out of control and deals damage to her. Of course, i came prepared, with the perfect way to cripple her MC avatar's usefulness. Two magic bolts fly out of the Crystal of Worlds, and slam into whatever eyewear she has on. The leftover crystals flow into her eyes, cutting them up and rendering them useless.
Senses destroyed: 1/5.

I break off two tiny flakes from the central crystal in the Crystal of Worlds. They seem to glow and vibrate, much like the original. I then stuff them into her ears.

ajfiowjfwo0uj89230u54-393ruj-039jgf=3ju-3j9g4-9j4g-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A massive amount of magical feedback overwhelms her hearing.
Senses Destroyed: 2/5

I then decide that this is boring and SKIP TO THE GIANT LASER BEAMS. I decide to show her the power of what happens when you cross the beams of the Crystal of worlds and the Dogbeam. Needless to say, this ends horribly. The resulting enegry surge blasts her across the server, and reduces everything within 10 miles (except the fort) into a crater that goes 40 blocks deep at deepest and 10 at lightest. Dog and Crystal Energy is emitted from the crater. Whoops

Then, i blast her with yet another crystal beam. This one, however, seems to activate the same spell that i just used. Dozens of devesturian stones are pulled out of the earth once more, along with various other gemstones. However, most of the stable devesturian stones were converted into the Crystal of Worlds. This, combined with the target being Alicia results in dozens of devesturian stones impaling her already-desecrated body. And, because they are unstable, most of them explode as soon as they hit her due to reacting with her godmodding energy's, causing magic of pure destruction and creation to be unleashed around her. Her body, already in a bad enough state is worsened as she absorbs deadly amounts of magical radiation from the creation/destruction energy, slowly deteriorates. This process continues for a long time, until the spell runs out of power..
Which is unlikely to be a quick process.
I then put away the Crystal of Worlds for future use.



Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities,
Storage Cannon Level two

5/15 Dog && achemiter 1+ from piono
4/10
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors

Originally posted on 2016-04-11 00:09:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:52 PM
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piono's present 9/15

Dem Upgrades 6/15

I CHECK my Witch, because I really don't feel like typing up an attack today.

Originally posted on 2016-04-11 00:32:00
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Sapphire Onslaught: 15/15
Sapphire Onslaught: 15/15

Everything falls silent as an ominous sense of dread descends upon the battlefield. Through this silence, the echoing din of slow, heavy footsteps can be heard, approaching steadily closer and closer to the battlefield. The air itself seems to turn blue, a sudden heat rise causing the nearby plants to catch on fire, quickly burning into naught but ashes and dust, only to be swept away by the wind. A few unfortunate local mobs meet a similar end, almost seeming to evaporate, leaving nothing behind just like the trees. And then, a giant mechanical shoe stomps down in the middle of the battlefield, kicking up a cloud of blue flames, which scatter into the air and throw out similarly-blue sparks over the ground. Slowly, everyone looks upwards, staring at this giant of a machine that has finally decided to make an actual, proper, non-assist appearance on the battlefield. It stares back at them with mechanical green eyes, hidden behind a pair of thick-rimmed black glasses, just as apathetic to what happens to the people down below as the very man it was modeled after would be. This design looks oddly unfinished... well, shit. Verdana cackles madly.

LADIES AND GENTLEMENS, allow me to introduce you formally to the...

JSH-MECH MK1

...Well, he IS only a MK1, so of course he could be far better than this. But anyway.

Spoiler Alert
JSH-MECH MK1
120000/120000 health
Passive: All attacks apply Trigger Burn, a Damage over Time debuff that can stack up to 3 times with itself. Can minicrit, but not crit. Fades away after 3 turns of not being reapplied.
Passive - BARRIER 10000: If an attack deals more than 10000 damage in one hit, 90% of the post-Barrier damage is resisted.
Passive - MECH: Upon health reaching 0, activates a Kamikaze phase.
Charged attack - Azure Inferno: |||
Kamikaze Attack - Flames Of Armageddon: Can only be used in the Kamikaze phase.

Spoil of war - Cinderhulk
Passive: Generates a barrier on the wielder that absorbs damage from any attack that deals more than half their health in damage. Can absorb a total of 30 damage before breaking, needing to spend 3 turns to recharge and disabling the active while recharging.
Active: Disables the barrier, but causes the wielder to apply Trigger Burn on each of their attacks and grants a 30% chance for any attack to minicrit for 3 turns.



Verdana takes the opportunity granted by the extreme amounts of fire everywhere to have an impromptu campfire session. Some time later, he's managed to devour an entire packet of jumbo-size marshmallows.

Originally posted on 2016-04-11 12:43:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:52 PM
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@topaz: I wasn't planning on making a golem, mind reminding me how yours works again so I can use mine properly?
12/15 for fiery monsters
11/15 for something unrelated.
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric works on removing his gravcrush through various curse removal spells.

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 48
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 15
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 8

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-04-11 13:59:00

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No update today, I spent most of the day out, and I have to go back to school tomorrow so I have less time to update with. There should be an update tomorrow.

Originally posted on 2016-04-11 20:27:00

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questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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13/15 for fiery monsters
12/15 for something unrelated.
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

I continue removing gravcrush, from me and my soldiers. Seriously, it's kind of annoying.

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 48
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 15
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 8

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-04-11 20:36:00

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Storage Cannon && Space Powers && Mini-gun = Infinite-Space Storage Machine Gun 2/? level ?
Concentrated Dog && Annoying Dog Fur && Time Magics = Annoying Time Dog 2/? level ?

I reorganize the JSH-mech molecular structure.


Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities,
Storage Cannon Level two



7/15 Dog && achemiter 1+ from piono
5/10
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors Whoops, i forgot to adjust this.
1+ to engie_ninja #1+clan

Originally posted on 2016-04-11 23:15:00

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QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460329777))
Storage Cannon && Space Powers && Mini-gun = Infinite-Space  Storage Machine Gun 1/? level ?

]I summon a staff, seemingly made from blue crystal. A small amount of magic seems to emit from it.
It's useless for what i need. It's a simple, but long, extremely thing stick.
I smash it onto the ground. A massive around of runes and magic glyphs, written in many many gems, surround me, at the center of this magic ritual. Suddenly, special magical stones, known only as devesturian stones. Those stones of immense power are guarded by even more powerful guardians composed of the stone. Unfortunately, said guardians absorbed all of them a long time ago.

In fact, the core of their being is those legendary stones.

Sounds dandy to be them, right?

Not if you have the staff that can call 5000 of those stones at once to turn into the super legendary Crystal Of Worlds. Suddenly, those guardians feel an immense pain as the stones are all forcefully ripped out of their bodys, and they disintegrate as all the gems head towards the staff i previously mentioned. The gems flow into the top of the staff, forming four crystals. Meanwhile, the glyphs and magical stones glow brighter, and they begin to spin about rapidly.

Then, 3000 of the stones condense into three small crystals, while 2000 of them from a large crystal. The big crystal is attached to the blue stick of a staff via way of magic, whilst the others float around it. Finally, the ritual of magic seemly lifts it's self off the ground, revealing all the glyphs and magic stones to be every single gemstone ever. They flow into the central crystal, and before long, the Crystal seems to viberate in place, while emitting a great rainbow light that is blinding to stare at.

The Crystal Of Worlds has been created.

I begin by summoning 5 crystal hands. They quickly fly towards Alicia, a blur. Then, they stop, and do strange actions, or form strange shapes. From one, a beam is fired instantly. From another, a field of small, deadly sharp crystal projectiles surrounds Alicia, before moving in to attack. Another creates more hands, which attempt to claw her face, or grab her elbows and knees. Another one fires a volley of larger projectiles at her repeatedly, and another fires large crystal rocks, so sharp and so blunt they shred her armor to pieces.

Next, a large number of deadly sharp pillars come out of the earth, impaling her multiple times. Notably, the pillars seem elementally aligned.. Indeed, they are- A red pillar turns into massive amounts of lava, overwhelming her burn protection. A white pillar drowns her in enough milk to remove her godmodding powers. Then, a green one suddenly becomes a glowing green as it drains her lifeforce from her. A black one replaces the lifeforce with void, while a yellow one seems to godmod away her health, and one of blood.. Well, that one just keeps murdering her for some reason. Its an inanimate pillar, but really hates her. I mean, she dodged all but one of the others, but this one is so intent on getting her it keeps attacking and hitting her constantly.

Then, in a brief moment of having regained her powers, she rushes at me, intent on stopping this crystal nonsense before it gets out of control and deals damage to her. Of course, i came prepared, with the perfect way to cripple her MC avatar's usefulness. Two magic bolts fly out of the Crystal of Worlds, and slam into whatever eyewear she has on. The leftover crystals flow into her eyes, cutting them up and rendering them useless.
Senses destroyed: 1/5.

I break off two tiny flakes from the central crystal in the Crystal of Worlds. They seem to glow and vibrate, much like the original. I then stuff them into her ears.

ajfiowjfwo0uj89230u54-393ruj-039jgf=3ju-3j9g4-9j4g-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A massive amount of magical feedback overwhelms her hearing.
Senses Destroyed: 2/5

I then decide that this is boring and SKIP TO THE GIANT LASER BEAMS. I decide to show her the power of what happens when you cross the beams of the Crystal of worlds and the Dogbeam. Needless to say, this ends horribly. The resulting enegry surge blasts her across the server, and reduces everything within 10 miles (except the fort) into a crater that goes 40 blocks deep at deepest and 10 at lightest. Dog and Crystal Energy is emitted from the crater. Whoops

Then, i blast her with yet another crystal beam. This one, however, seems to activate the same spell that i just used. Dozens of devesturian stones are pulled out of the earth once more, along with various other gemstones. However, most of the stable devesturian stones were converted into the Crystal of Worlds. This, combined with the target being Alicia results in dozens of devesturian stones impaling her already-desecrated body. And, because they are unstable, most of them explode as soon as they hit her due to reacting with her godmodding energy's, causing magic of pure destruction and creation to be unleashed around her. Her body, already in a bad enough state is worsened as she absorbs deadly amounts of magical radiation from the creation/destruction energy, slowly deteriorates. This process continues for a long time, until the spell runs out of power..
Which is unlikely to be a quick process.
I then put away the Crystal of Worlds for future use. 



Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities,
Storage Cannon Level two

5/15 Dog && achemiter 1+ from piono
4/10
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors

Storage Cannon && Space Powers && Minigun = Infinite-Space Storage Machine Gun (Level 7: 1/7)

Alicia starts countering by deflecting the crystals away from her, before she stands on the pillars. As no amount of lava will make you burn faster in Minecraft, the red one is ineffective. Milk only removes status effects, Alicia has quite a few spells that protect her lifeforce, so you only drain some, the black one accidently targets the lifeforce in the green, you aren't a godmodder, so the yellow one is ineffective, and she spins around and around on the blood one. Alicia then ducks under the crystals designed to remove her eyesight, and stabs you with the ones designed to remove her hearing. Alicia then forcefully mind controls a few nearby players, and they forcefully bring you to one HP because she doesn't want to deal with more dog abominations.
**Divinity Alicia111: You wasn't expecting that for your effort, was you?
**Divinity Alicia111: I did warn you that from here on out, I will wipe you off my server.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460331129))
piono's present 9/15

Dem Upgrades 6/15

I CHECK my Witch, because I really don't feel like typing up an attack today.


Sorodin's Witch: Hostile.
A witch formed from Sorodin's Soul Gem completely filling with grief. Barrier Formation turns the terrain into Sorodin's Barrier, which inflicts Depression on two entities per turn, and summons Familiars of Sorodin's Witch.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1460374991))
Sapphire Onslaught: 15/15
Sapphire Onslaught: 15/15

Everything falls silent as an ominous sense of dread descends upon the battlefield. Through this silence, the echoing din of slow, heavy footsteps can be heard, approaching steadily closer and closer to the battlefield. The air itself seems to turn blue, a sudden heat rise causing the nearby plants to catch on fire, quickly burning into naught but ashes and dust, only to be swept away by the wind. A few unfortunate local mobs meet a similar end, almost seeming to evaporate, leaving nothing behind just like the trees. And then, a giant mechanical shoe stomps down in the middle of the battlefield, kicking up a cloud of blue flames, which scatter into the air and throw out similarly-blue sparks over the ground. Slowly, everyone looks upwards, staring at this giant of a machine that has finally decided to make an actual, proper, non-assist appearance on the battlefield. It stares back at them with mechanical green eyes, hidden behind a pair of thick-rimmed black glasses, just as apathetic to what happens to the people down below as the very man it was modeled after would be. This design looks oddly unfinished... well, shit. Verdana cackles madly.

LADIES AND GENTLEMENS, allow me to introduce you formally to the...

JSH-MECH MK1

...Well, he IS only a MK1, so of course he could be far better than this. But anyway.

Spoiler Alert
JSH-MECH MK1
120000/120000 health
Passive: All attacks apply Trigger Burn, a Damage over Time debuff that can stack up to 3 times with itself. Can minicrit, but not crit. Fades away after 3 turns of not being reapplied.
Passive - BARRIER 10000: If an attack deals more than 10000 damage in one hit, 90% of the post-Barrier damage is resisted.
Passive - MECH: Upon health reaching 0, activates a Kamikaze phase.
Charged attack - Azure Inferno: |||
Kamikaze Attack - Flames Of Armageddon: Can only be used in the Kamikaze phase.

Spoil of war - Cinderhulk
Passive: Generates a barrier on the wielder that absorbs damage from any attack that deals more than half their health in damage. Can absorb a total of 30 damage before breaking, needing to spend 3 turns to recharge and disabling the active while recharging.
Active: Disables the barrier, but causes the wielder to apply Trigger Burn on each of their attacks and grants a 30% chance for any attack to minicrit for 3 turns.



Verdana takes the opportunity granted by the extreme amounts of fire everywhere to have an impromptu campfire session. Some time later, he's managed to devour an entire packet of jumbo-size marshmallows.

Due rules that I should probably find soon and put them into the OP that, you are only allowed to expend one charge immediately, although you can expend that charge later to provide more power to the JSH-Mech. Alicia doesn't feel like taking more damage when the JSH-Mech likely falls in a few turns, and it doesn't pass the the 75 posts of charge I currently require for a boss summon, so it is an normal entity with no Spoil. However, Alicia increases its power. JSH-Mech summoned.

You also gain Well Fed for 5 turns.
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1460379554))
@topaz: I wasn't planning on making a golem, mind reminding me how yours works again so I can use mine properly?
12/15 for fiery monsters
11/15 for something unrelated.
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric works on removing his gravcrush through various curse removal spells.

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 48
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 15
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 8

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You remove all stacks of Gravcrush.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1460403374))
13/15 for fiery monsters
12/15 for something unrelated.
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

I continue removing gravcrush, from me and my soldiers. Seriously, it's kind of annoying.

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 48
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 15
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 8

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

As a GM mercy, all Gravcrush is removed, as its source is long gone. This technically isn't a repost.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460412953))
Storage Cannon && Space Powers && Mini-gun = Infinite-Space  Storage Machine Gun 2/? level ?
Concentrated Dog && Annoying Dog Fur && Time Magics = Annoying Time Dog 2/? level ?

I reorganize the JSH-mech molecular structure.


Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities,
Storage Cannon Level two



7/15 Dog && achemiter 1+ from piono
5/10
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors Whoops, i forgot to adjust this.
1+ to engie_ninja #1+clan

You activate Reorganization on the JSH-Mech, dealing 10,200 HP of damage. Also, you can give both of your assists to Topaz or piono.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Sorodin's Witch murders the Rain Dog. The Annoying Dog decides to hit the Soul Dog, boosting it's health to 8. The Soul Dog heals the other dog. Glitch Temmie deals 10,000 HP of damage to Other Battlefury's Temmie Armour, who ignores tem, and cherry taps Battlefury into non-existence past his armour, somehow. The JSH-Mech burns down Glitch Temmie for 6 damage.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana, before invoking the OP Scale to divide all of the Fortress minion stats by 5. Spawning rate is not effected. She then calls out the Terror Guardians that were mentioned earlier, and they promptly swim out of the nearby ocean. Finally, she oneshots the Annoying Dog. Nobody can figure out how, or why, it just instantly dies.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Under the Burning Sun (Deals 2,000 HP of damage to everything except Battlefury.) IIIIIII
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE

Idlers
[AG] ashkantsr: 3/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: I
[AG] Pricey12345: 15/20 HP
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/the Umbral One: 5/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP

[AG] Battlefury: 0/29 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 10,000/21,000 HP, Downsizing: I, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII, Hyperdeath: I
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 26/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 55% Grief, Summoning: IIII

[PG] engie/Verdana: 6/20 HP, 7 Barrier Strength

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Spectre: ???/??? HP, Watching. 4/13 AWAITS. THE EVE OF DESTRUCTION WILL HAPPEN.

[H] Sorodin's Witch: 42,000/80,000 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Magnetic: I, Barrier Formation: IIIII
[H] Soul Dog: 8/8 HP, Evasive (75%), heals every other dog per turn.

[AG] Glitch Temmie: 40/105 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Have 4 Armour, Hyperdeath: I

[N] Fortress: 126,000/130,000 HP, Automatically counterattacks, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII

[PG] Other Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour, Temmie Armour: 50,000/100,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (None), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII.
[PG] JSH-Mech Mk. I: 70,200/80,000 HP, Azure Inferno: III, Takes reduced damage after 10,000 HP.
[PG] Terror Guardians: 60,000/60,000 HP (x5)

[GM] Alicia111: 45/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Earth): IIIII

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x453)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, 3,000/3,000 HP (x20), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x510)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Annoying Dog (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-04-12 17:55:00

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questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
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prima o poi, prima o poi
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:52 PM
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14/15 for fiery monsters
14/15 for the Convenient Nope Button Part 3
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric glares at Alicia from the top of the wall of the Fortress.
This is getting annoying. He is sick and tired of people constantly trying to kill him. He set up the Fortress with the goal of just being able to set up a safe haven where he could stop worrying about people constantly taking potshots at him.
Now it turns out that SONG may have just as few good intentions in mind as Alicia, and everything just sort of sucks.
And people STILL won't stop taking shots at him and his archons.
"Okay, you know what? I'm done with this."
He stomps back down the stairs, and goes into the keep, going down a few levels, and finding the hub of the Convenient Nope Button's power nodes.
He mutters under his breath, chanting a spell as he flips up a lid on a particularly big red button. (all parts of the convenient nope button are big red buttons, but this one is extra big and red.)

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 49
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 15
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 8

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-04-12 18:59:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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respawn

So in other words i cannot do a thing to Alicia because there is not an third AZ player.
Great. Just great.
battlefury13: Wow, i knew you weren't the best at this godmodding business, but having to focus down a single enemy that is not even a godmodder is just pathetic.
battlefury13: This whole time, whenever i do something or say something you promptly say "JUST SHUTUP/DIE STUPID IDIOT I AM GOD YOU ARE NOT LOLOLOLOL"
battlefury13: at least tuba boy can take a few paragraphs of truth without screaming so loudy he'd lose his lungs
battlefury13: this is supposed to be pain and suffering, but it's only painful and full of suffering if this is covertly a Be The Godmodder game
battlefury13: seriously, you are responsible for like 100% of the npc rage on here
battlefury13: and your only response is to completely and utterly focus down the person who has no reason to ragequit
battlefury13: Why would i? I am practically trolling you with my speeches, and i basically ruined your demon invasion and got two allies. Then, i took out a vital part of your mech army,
battlefury13: and had one of the highest kill count
battlefury13: Not to mention actually cleaning up my mess by killing the undog the second we killed your wave.
battlefury13: So, now your response is to focus me down even more? Fine by me. If you just keep camping me, you just constantly waste your actions since i always come back anyways.
battlefury13: ALWAYS.
battlefury13: Where do you think this juvenile rage is getting you, besides inspiring me to be more creative, and thusly kill you faster?
battlefury13: You have gotten nothing done in this entire war, besides killing a few extra's and losing 5 HP!
battlefury13: You used a large project charge on Piono's fort, and even with your mech, you utterly failed!
battlefury13: And now you don't even have the guts for a policy of doing it yourself when everything else screws up!
battlefury13: Why would i rage, anyway? At this point, you have made this to damn personal for me to give up, let alone rage!
battlefury13: Your hold on this server is so insecure our randomly spawned backup is players, and any sane godmodder would have appeased or killed them by now!
battlefury13: Your max damage was a demonstration in response to me calling you weak, and therefore does not reflect your actual power since you were under pressure to at least surpass a certain amount!
battlefury13: You still cannot match a tuba boy on a regular basis!
Battlefury13: You can't even deal with one powerful descendant!
battlefury13: you're only hold on this server is your godmodding power!
battlefury13: You cannot even stop to build a base for an faction!
battlefury13: Your trials are such a failure not even EA would want them!
battlefury13: Even worse, you did more or less nothing compared to me and my freinds to the undog, which is what you are insulting me over!
battlefury13: Besides, didn't YOU fill that mech with determination in the first place? Because my attack only used dog, not determination!
battlefury13: And knowing you godmodders, you, instead of running while you can, will likely be forced to watch as you slowly but surely are beaten into the finest of pastes!
battlefury13: On top of that, the longer you fight us, the bigger joke you become! "NEW HEADLINES: GODMODDER CANNOT DEAL WITH SMALL GROUP OF COMPLETE SCRUBS, RESORTS TO FOCUSING DOWN HEADSCRUB"
battlefury13: Not only that, but i doubt you even have the support of the conflict from seeing your reaction to the RED DRAGOON (yes i mispelt dragon as dragoon) while we have the full support of the narrative!
battlefury13: Meanwhile, everyone will grew to dislike you more and more as this little war you started ends up ruining the server!
battlefury13: I doubt you ever thought of anything besides "HEHEHHEHEHEH IM GONNA TAKE OVER THIS SERVER AND MAKE IT THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" when you took over, as we are clearly winning this war! You have lost 5 HP, probably the largest amount on this server.
battlefury13: Not only that, but you made the mistake of trapping everyone here, ensuring that anyone who would ever want to play on another server would be willing to fight you!
battlefury13: And anyone who doesn't want a tyrant at the reigns will probably rise up at SOME point!
Battlefury13: And the Curse Of Keyboard stopping is just a immature "SHUT UP" from someone who can hardly take what they dish out!
battlefury13: I mean seriously, you have to use a curse to shut up your opponets? What are you, a Joseph Stalin wannabe? Except without the success?
battlefury13: When i set myself to the goal of eating a porkchop, and do so, i have already succeeded more than your little army EVER has.
battlefury13: In order words, you suck, your weak, your immature and easily insultable, your being trolled to hell and back by a non-godmodder, and your response- to murder me, again, and again, sounds awfully like something someone who is raging would do
battlefury13: I think Eric said it best.
battlefury13: "i think this is annoying"
battlefury13: Because that is all that you ever have been. An annoyence. And in a single action of mine, i can annoy you so much more than you can annoy me in one.
battlefury13: Please tell me who is doing the godmodder's job here. if it is you, you cleary need to go back to Trolling School, make me rage, and then maybe you might be worthy of the title of godmodder.
battlefury13: Also, "my server"?
battlefury13: That implies a degree of control you lack.

Originally posted on 2016-04-12 23:40:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 06:53 PM
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I realised Battlefury gave me a total of 14+ while I was gone (I checked this every now and again), so I'll just give the AGs a boost and be on my way. 14 charges: now thats commitment.

+3 to Battlefury

15/15 Divine (+14 from battlefury)
All AG.
Seth: 7/7hp, takes 1 damage from ALL attacks. Bodyblocking for Aven. Shield Slam: IIII
Aven: 3/3hp " " ". Bodyblocking for Divine. Flurry: IIII
Divine: 1/1hp " " ". Impale/Hell Spear: IIII. Call for HELP: IIIIII

Impale does damage to and stuns a target for 2 turns. Target cannot charge skills during this time. If Divine's allies are killed it becomes Hell Spear, the duration increased to 3 and charge reduced to 2.

Flurry gives Aven a double action and increased damage for 4 attacks (with 2 per turn).

Shield Slam gives Seth the ability to ignore attacks that would deal 3'000 damage or less (if he did not have his first passive)(stacks with further use). He then does light damage to a target based on how many times this has been used.

Bodyblocking each other is permanent and does not require an action. Battlefury will control these.

/:olliesouty:

Thats all. Peace.

Originally posted on 2016-04-13 05:04:00
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its 12:34 am on 4/13
see you at 5.
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/End of Act 7

Originally posted on 2016-04-13 05:34:00

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Verdana pauses for a moment, then shrugs, deciding to use the other charge immediately in the hope that it'll bump JSH-Mech MK1's stats up to the originally desired level. He's not even sure if it'll work, but, hey, worth a shot. And if it doesn't work, well, he'll still have learned something for future reference, when he'll eventually get to summoning other Mechs... Oh, right, did I forget to mention that? The JSH-Mech isn't going to be the only Mech.

In the meantime, Verdana decides to heal himself, letting Life-element energies well up inside his body, concentrating them tightly to ensure that they help regenerate his current health levels. There's a possible bit of spillover to the JSH-Mech MK1, as a result of the high concentration of Life-element... He also begins a set of new charges.

Autogun: 3/8 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
An Inexplicably Powerful Slice Of Moldy Cheese: 2/5 (+1 from Alicia)
031504051908090620: b/K (+1 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-04-13 13:43:00

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Homestuck's ending disappointed me and now I am sad, http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/15.png
15/15 for fiery monsters
15/15 for the Convenient Nope Button Part 3
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

15/15 expended: Fiery monsters!
The fourth (and final for now) fire building has been constructed:
The dragon's roost, 30000/30000 Hp.
Summons Drakes: 1500 health, 1500 attack. flying, inflicts On Fire debuff. Scorched Earth: 3 round charge. Deals light damage to three to five targets but inflicts On Fire on all of them.
Just like the purple worm, when not boosted by the corresponding spire, it spawns 1 per round.

Eric finishes his spell. Lightning crackles around the Convenient Nope Button, the wind howls, even down here in this underground bunker.
"GET OUTTA MY TOWN!!!"
Eric slams his fist down onto the button.
15/15 expended: Convenient Nope Button Part 3!
The ground outside the Fortress begins rumbling. Everyone begins wondering if it's an earthquake, then remembers that we're in Minecraft, but then everyone remembers how many plugins are on the server and start wondering again.
And then the launch pads kick in.
Every single entity and player currently on the Battlefield (except for the Fortress, since that's actually just listing the health bar of an entire zone) is launched sky-high, landing in the next area, whatever consumer planned for it to be, everyone (bar Alicia of course, she can handle an unexpected flight) takes light damage from this.

The downside to this is that archon deliveries can't be made instantly anymore. Archons now have to traverse the desert to get to the Battlefield, so it'll take 1 round of transit for my soldiers to get there. Until I do something about that at least...

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 49
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 15
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 8

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-04-13 16:58:00

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