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I'll go with Mystery and +4 HP. "If you are Topaz you can't have this." Any particular reason? http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/18.png /null

The Crystal Golem will attack UNDOG. The main reason I made this guy was so moar HP would have a purpose. CoA, does criticals stack?

Originally posted on 2016-04-08 21:38:00
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Concentrated dog && Dog Magic Spell Book && Beam Spam Spellbook = 4/6 Dogbeam Deathbook
Concentrated Dog && Alchimiter = 1/? ???

I use Hyperdeath on The_Topazian, Piono, and the glitch temmies.
I pick 1. Mystery 2. 4+ Hp 3. A level 7 Spongebawb themed alchemy
2/15
2/10
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors

Originally posted on 2016-04-08 22:56:00

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OH NOES. I HAZ WRITERZ BLOK. RIP My Amazing Attack That Was Going to Wreck UNDOG's Face. I'll manage though.

Originally posted on 2016-04-09 00:04:00
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Concentrated dog && Dog Magic Spell Book && Beam Spam Spellbook = 5/6 Dogbeam Deathbook doghype
Concentrated Dog && Alchimiter = 2/? ???
i use the Spider Spawner to spawn spiders who murder the UNDOG.


2/15
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1+ to piono
1+ to doctors


Originally posted on 2016-04-09 00:23:00

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Sorodin uses the Soul Targeting Unit in Dark Red color to augment this attack, as well as 5% grief to make it stronger, along with the Hyperdeath condition for fun criticals.

SAVE STATE 6 SAVED

Sorodin walks up to UNDOG. It barks and runs in circles around Sorodin, apparently unconcerned. Sorodin walks up to the annoying Dog, and hands it a bone, which it promptly absorbs. Nyeheheh. He then unleashes a flurry of blows, stabbing, slashing, and smashing through UNDOG. Little white pieces can be seen flying through the air as Sorodin brutally murderifies UNDOG. When UNDOG stumbles out, it is torn, bruised, and bleeding pure DOG. Sorodin then takes out a few items to toss at the annoying Dog. Namely, a basketball, a glass of water, Undogtale, a present adressed to UNDOG, and Mettaton's latest movie. Sorodin decides he doesn't need these, and gives them to UNDOG. But wait! As our 11 viewers can see, THE BASKETBALL IS A BOMB! UNDOG realizes this as it takes it, and it lights in an atomic explosion, catching it on fire. UNDOG finds a nice glass of water, and goes to take a sip, but... THE WATER IS A BOMB! It blows up in a nuclear explosion, and blasts UNDOG away. It decides to play it's favorite game, UNDOGTALE But wait, UNDOGTALE... uh... you know how it goes. UNDOG's computer blows up, and UNDOG decides to stab itself because his game was a bomb. There was 1 download, and that was him. Before he dies of blood loss, UNDOG decides to open the present adressed to him, so he can experience happiness before he dies. Of course, it's a bomb. UNDOG is literally hanging on by shear DETERMINATION now, starting to melt. It just throws away Mettaton's latest movie, knowing that it's a bomb, which then explodes at a safe distance. On the mountain. Which then has a rockslide, hitting UNDOG. UNDOG has been through all the items, and is ready to murder Sorodin when... guess what? THE DOG IS A BOMB TOO! UNDOG explodes. I guess that's the end of hi-

SAVE STATE 6 RELOADED

...UNDOG seems to have sustained all the damage it took...

Sorodin walks up to UNDOG. It barks and runs in circles around Sorodin, apparently unconcerned. Sorodin walks up to the annoying Dog, and hands it a bone, which it promptly absorbs. Nyeheheh. He then unleashes a flurry of blows, stabbing, slashing, and smashing through UNDOG. Little white pieces can be seen flying through the air as Sorodin brutally murderifies UNDOG. When UNDOG stumbles out, it is torn, bruised, and bleeding pure DOG. Sorodin then takes out a few items to toss at the annoying Dog. UNDOG, using the skill of aRandomProPlayer99, defuses every last bomb!

Sorodin> Good job! Now the big bomb won't explode in two minutes!

Sorodin gestures to a large bomb that fell out of the sky. Everyone knows that if it explodes, everything will die. They all sigh with relief, knowing that UNDOG defused the bombs.

Sorodin> Now it will explode in two seconds! 2...

Everyone runs as fast as they can, but not fast enough.

Sorodin> 1...

Everyone stares in disbelief and terror as the bomb is lit.

Sorodin> Boom.

The UNDOG is shown to be strapped to the bomb as it blows up, obliterating UNDOG fore-

SAVE STATE 6 RELOADED

...UNDOG has sustained the damage from the previous save states...

Sorodin walks up to UNDOG. It barks and runs in circles around Sorodin, apparently unconcerned. Sorodin walks up to the annoying Dog, and hands it a bone, which it promptly absorbs. Nyeheheh. He then unleashes a flurry of blows, stabbing, slashing, and smashing through UNDOG. Little white pieces can be seen flying through the air as Sorodin brutally murderifies UNDOG. When UNDOG stumbles out, it is torn, bruised, and bleeding pure DOG. Sorodin then takes out a few items to toss at the annoying Dog. UNDOG, getting tired of this, just throws the bombs out, then absorbs the big bomb. This, unfortunately, forces UNDOG to swell to a large size, and not having enough DOG RESIDUE/ESSENCE left to support it, UNDOG is blasted to pieces. Sorodin then gathers these pieces, and assembles them into ARF-Mech!!!! Unfortunately, the ARF-Mech has a few fatal weaknesses, like literally being made of dog repellent and tnt. The ARF-Mech then runs around, trying to escape itself, when it realizes something. Mechs have limits. If he is struck down, determination will not reform him. Unfortunately, a blaze then lights the tnt. AND SO IS THE END OF UNDOG, FOR REAL THIS TI-

SAVE STATE 6 RELOADED

...UNDOG has still sustained all the damage...

Sorodin walks up to UNDOG. It barks and runs in circles around Sorodin, apparently unconcerned. Sorodin walks up to the annoying Dog, and hands it a bone, which it promptly absorbs. Nyeheheh. He then unleashes a flurry of blows, stabbing, slashing, and smashing through UNDOG. Little white pieces can be seen flying through the air as Sorodin brutally murderifies UNDOG. When UNDOG stumbles out, it is torn, bruised, and bleeding pure DOG. Sorodin then takes out a few items to toss at the annoying Dog. UNDOG just runs. Sorodin laughs, and takes potshots at it with small stars. UNDOG cannot run fast enough to escape, and absorbing the suns would burn him to death, so the only thing he can do is sit there and take it. Every supernova that happens, the more mangled UNDOG becomes. Meanwhile, everyone on the battlefield enjoys the fireworks. Sorodin gets bored and leaves off with the Moon from Majora's Mask. UNDOG is barely keeping itself in a form now. SAVE STATE 6 OVERWRITTEN It sloppily splatters towards the battlefield to absorb a few things to regain HP, only to see the FWY-Mech blocking it's way.

FWY-Mech> So you're the thing Sorodin wants me to kill?

UNDOG tries to back away, but a battle box forms around him, complete with FIGHT, ACT, ITEM, and MERCY buttons. After enduring bullet hell in a nutshell, it reaches the fight button, hits the dead center of it, and...

[big]-MISS-[/big]

UNDOG looks around to see where the FWY-Mech went. It then looks down to see vines ripping apart the FIGHT, ACT, and ITEM buttons. UNDOG is then transported into the battle box, barely holding on. A giant Flowey face dominates the center of the box; vines rip apart the sides of it, allowing it to grow larger until it fills the screen. Then a... er... trashbag with a smiley face appears, and morphs into...

...the SNS-Mech. It is emblazed with a Gamma symbol in the center. JUST IN CASE ALICIA HAS A PROBLEM WITH IT, IT WAS MADE BY A GAMMA GODMODDER. Then, the Megalovania fight ensues, but how it would be in hard mode. The time comes when the SNS-Mech offers to spare UNDOG. Being a seasoned Undertale character, it knows to refuse, so it goes to the- oh god- the fight button is gone. It, with a sense of dread overcoming determination, clicks Mercy.

SNS-Mech> GEEEEEEEETTTTT DUNKKKEEDDDD OOOONNNNN ((Why is this not comic sans. :/))

The SNS-Mech then combusts, because I don't want CoA/Alicia to get mad at me/accidental summon. ((Just wondering, do you have anything planned for the Undertale universe, CoA? I've been noticing you've been referencing it a lot (Dr. Andonauts, Alphys, etc.). I was planning on attempting to boot up a session called DTG: Genocide because DTG DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH UNDERTALE REFERENCES ALREADY, [/sarcasm off] but I don't want to disrupt any plans you have for it.))

UNDOG stumbles away, into a random warp in reality. It finds itself on top of a spiraling down crater-like area, with energy walls made of diamond shapes preventing it from jumping down. It fights through countless Moblins to get to the bottom and presumed freedom, only to find...

...Lord Ghirahim, who I am not planning to summon in DTG0 as a PZ boss at all. NOT AT ALL. An epik fight ensues, consistaing mostly of Ghirahim wrecking UNDOG, and slicing him into many pieces. When UNDOG is in no less than 382,190,382 pieces, Ghirahim summons Demise, who then burns those tiny pieces IN HIS HAIR, and if UNDOG is in a larger piece, still alive, rekts him with his sword. The remaining pieces that are smaller than a cubic millimeter are tossed through the warp again, while the ones larger are cut down to that size.


YEY FOR WALLZ OF TEXT AND FORESHADOWING

Got +4

An Old Friend 6/15

And a New One 6/15

At the same time, Golferno's body groans and falls under the rockslide. A red blob of energy pops out, speeds around, and quickly swirls into the rip in dimensions.


Originally posted on 2016-04-09 04:38:00
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And here we go.
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...Lord Ghirahim, who I am not planning to summon in DTG0 as a PZ boss at all.



Welcome to the Dark Side, we have 4+ Charges cookies. http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png
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TECHNICALLY, when I rejoin, I'll be Neutral, but with charge slots for hire. So no free +4s. D:

Seriously though, when I find ample time to post/find all those +3s that I missed, anybody want to do the other side of the charge?

Originally posted on 2016-04-09 05:26:00
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TECHNICALLY, when I rejoin, I'll be Neutral, but with charge slots for hire. So no free +4s. D:

Seriously though, when I find ample time to post/find all those +3s that I missed, anybody want to do the other side of the charge? From what I know, you're all PZ, right? /null
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Originally posted on 2016-04-09 07:03:00

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Heh. Power of an Alpha... Truth be told? All that becoming a Descendant or whatever when I came here has done for me is cut down my respawn times.

Verdana allows the implications of his statement to hang in the air... then, he decides that UNDOG really REALLY needs to die like right now. He gestures upwards, earth pillars rising up and smacking UNDOG around, extracting a few yelps of pain perhaps. The pillars and their smacks keep rising higher, higher, higher still, to the point where looking way down below, one might notice a gaggle of drugged-off-their-asses hippies. However much sense that makes. Finally, at long last, the pillars stop, suddenly retracting into the ground in the space of a second. Verdana then gestures downwards, gravity rocketing upward in strength to bring the levels beyond even Jupiter-strength gravity, sending UNDOG plummeting to the ground even faster than sound can travel. At these speeds, air friction is enough to tear the skin right off of UNDOG's body, shatter every bone in it's body, gouge deep holes into it's eyes and nose, wind stripping away at the very tissue of it's body... and that's before it hits the ground. Once there, there's an almighty SPLAT sound as the remaining components of UNDOG's body are crushed into something more closely resembling chunky spaghetti sauce than anything else, to the point where whatever's left of the bones is literally just seasoning powder. A moment passes, then Verdana utilizes his previously acquired pasta cooking abilities to pick sauce!UNDOG up, crushing it down further into a nice fine paste in the process, and pour it into a pot, slamming some nondescript pasta into the pot and slamming a lid on it, the JSH-Mech making a cameo reappearance to bring up optimum cooking temperatures, blue flames searing the metal of the pot and outright evaporating the UNDOG pasta sauce inside, the lid being the only thing keeping the UNDOG sauce gas from escaping. The flames burn hotter, to the point where they're outright beginning to melt the pot, and Verdana has to go get a new one, made out of Titanium this time. Cooking resumes, and even then, the metal is glowing a brilliant red hot from the heat of JSH-Mech's blue fire. Cooking times are nonetheless quite slow, leaving the UNDOG sauce to stew inside something comparable to hellfire for over an hour, making absolutely sure the pasta is scorched to the perfect amount of cooking, and once that's done, the pot is briefly submerged in liquid Helium (which is colder than liquid Hydrogen, before anyone asks) to cool it down quickly, outright causing the air around the pot to explode from the sudden ridiculous temperature difference. Verdana doesn't seem to care, only now taking the lid off the pot, and taking a look inside at the magnificent dog pasta that he's created. A moment passes... he decides that it isn't done yet and the JSH-Mech promptly resumes utterly destroying the UNDOG's body by roasting it inside a titanium pot with hellfire. After another half hour, the dunking in liquid Helium is performed again, Verdana opening the pot lid again and checking inside. Now, the pasta is done cooking. And, as it turns out to the surprise of absolutely nobody, cooking pasta in a sauce made from dropping a determined dog from the edge of space is going to create absolutely terrible pasta. Verdana screws up his face in visible disgust, handing it over to the JSH-Mech, who promptly responds by stepping on the Titanium pot, burying the pot of UNDOG pasta into the ground, stomping again to drive it deeper, fanning it with flames to scorch the ground so that no life can grow, then it turns and storms off. It goes over to the giant crack in the world, reaches out, picks up the mountain, returns to the battlefield, rears up, then slams the mountain HARD down on the place where the Titanium pot, UNDOG pasta still contained inside, happens to be. Twice. And then it picked up the mountain, scorched the underside of the mountain hot enough to partially melt the rock, and slammed it down on the UNDOG pasta a third time, and this time, the superheated rock causes the mountain to become welded to the burial site of UNDOG. A moment passes by, during which Verdana exhales loudly, the JSH-Mech staring off into the distance at the sun. The latter raises a hand, casting off a fireball that rockets through the air, fading out in the distance. Moments later, the sun ends up shivering, then changing colour, glowing a very strong blue as it increases in side, growing large enough to utterly drown out everything else in the sky of any and all hope of showing up properly. The land itself glows an ominous blue, Verdana using gravity to bend the distant sunlight, focusing it on the mountain which UNDOG has been buried under... slowly, surely, the mountain is scorched through, flames burning away the very earth itself, digging deeper and deeper into the land, finally shining a powerful light onto the Titanium pot containing UNDOG, and the pasta it was buried with. As a testament to the sheer resilience of Titanium, it takes over five minutes to burn through the pot, but then the far less durable UNDOG contained inside is immediately and unceremoniously evaporated into gas in an instant, then heated up to the point where it transcends the point of being a mere gas. It has become a featureless cloud of PLASMA. Which the JSH-Mech promptly picks up in one hand, showing off it's heat immunity by toying with the cloud of plasma UNDOG, then rising up, sprouting a MASSIVE pair of incendiary angelic wings, taking flight and rocketing towards the expanded sun. Mere minutes pass after it becomes too distant to be seen, before the expanded sun suddenly shivers, eruptions echoing over the surface, suddenly collapsing inwards under the weight of so much mass, literally being compressed into a hyper-compact object... a Neutron Star. Which, of course, happens to have been the result of that other sun that Verdana blew up way earlier. And, just like that time, some unfortunate soul has become the very center of that Neutron Star, only this time, it's UNDOG. More minutes tick by, before JSH-Mech returns, landing hard enough on the battlefield to send up a scattering of magnificent azure flames, the land being scorched dead again. It straightens up, towering over everyone and everything else present with the sole exception of the very large mountain, before turning and storming away once again.

Sapphire Onslaught: 12/15 (+1 from Alicia)
Sapphire Onslaught: 12/15 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

+2 to Piono

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HAVE I POSTED ENOUGH WORDS TO MAKE THIS ATTACK DO THE DAMAGES YET

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UNDOG is going to be left with 2k health, I'm calling it. /null

I PHP = DMG/2000 seems like it would be good. I mean, I want to be able to die without killing myself. I ONLY ASK FOR SO MUCH. http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/18.png

Originally posted on 2016-04-09 15:29:00
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QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460141726))
Hyperdeath + Amber color = OHHHHH YESSSSS
Orange confuses me though

Delta Spear = reskinned Traho (plz don't kill me if misspell. http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/18.png) YEY FOR OWNING IDENDICAL SPOILS. xD

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Orange deals damage to non-allies that don't make an action that turn, such as stunned entities.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1460147404))
7/15 for fiery monsters
6/15 for something unrelated.
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

For the first one, the Narrator makes a contract (inflicting the downsides on Eric of course, because that seems to be how he rolls) wishing for greater capacity to summon and command the elements.
For the second one... eh, sure, I'll go for the mystery.
For the third one, I choose a special ability: Elemental Summoning, which after however long a time, summons a lesser elemental of a certain element. Lesser elementals should be about the strength that the Monsters as they currently are. (so, basically, they'll be worth 150 archons after the nerfing hits) with stats arranged the same way the archons have their stats arranged. Additionally, the lesser elementals will have two charged abilities, which will be specified when the first of their kind is summoned.
Which elemental type is summoned will cycle through the elemental cores which are available, starting on earth, then moving on to fire, and if the water core hasn't been completed by that time, going back to earth and restarting the cycle.


Eric should be back in the Fortress by the way.

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 45
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 14
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 6

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You make a contract with Kyubey, giving you a Soul Gem, Grief meter and the ability, Elemental Manipulation, which gives you criticals for three turns if you use elemental attacks. You also gain Elemental Summoning, allowing you to summon elementals every five turns, and activate Mystery, causing a Spectre to be summoned, staring at the Battlefield. You move back to the Fortress.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460147893))
I'll go with Mystery and +4 HP. "If you are Topaz you can't have this." Any particular reason? http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/18.png  /null

The Crystal Golem will attack UNDOG. The main reason I made this guy was so moar HP would have a purpose. CoA, does criticals stack?

You can't have the Contract since you already took it. You can have the other 1 one Mech killed level up options. Mini-crits stack, but Criticals only turn into supercrits. You gain +4 HP, but as you haven't chosen

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460152614))
Concentrated dog && Dog Magic Spell Book && Beam Spam Spellbook = 4/6 Dogbeam Deathbook
Concentrated Dog && Alchimiter = 1/? ???

I use Hyperdeath on The_Topazian, Piono, and the glitch temmies.
I pick 1. Mystery 2. 4+ Hp 3. A level 7 Spongebawb themed alchemy
2/15
2/10
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors

You gain 4 HP, the Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities, and activate Mystery 1, causing the sun to start burning down on the Battlefield. The weather is now Under the Burning Sun, which is a Damage per Turn effect on everyone. You activate the Incarnate of Hyperdeath, applying Hyperdeath to Topaz, Piono and the Temmies for two turns, as well as taking 3 recoil damage.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460156640))
/nullsAreFun

OH NOES. I HAZ WRITERZ BLOK. RIP My Amazing Attack That Was Going to Wreck UNDOG's Face. I'll manage though.

#woof

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460173094))
Sorodin uses the Soul Targeting Unit in Dark Red color to augment this attack, as well as 5% grief to make it stronger, along with the Hyperdeath condition for fun criticals.

SAVE STATE 6 SAVED

Sorodin walks up to UNDOG. It barks and runs in circles around Sorodin, apparently unconcerned. Sorodin walks up to the annoying Dog, and hands it a bone, which it promptly absorbs. Nyeheheh. He then unleashes a flurry of blows, stabbing, slashing, and smashing through UNDOG. Little white pieces can be seen flying through the air as Sorodin brutally murderifies UNDOG. When UNDOG stumbles out, it is torn, bruised, and bleeding pure DOG. Sorodin then takes out a few items to toss at the annoying Dog. Namely, a basketball, a glass of water, Undogtale, a present adressed to UNDOG, and Mettaton's latest movie. Sorodin decides he doesn't need these, and gives them to UNDOG. But wait! As our 11 viewers can see, THE BASKETBALL IS A BOMB! UNDOG realizes this as it takes it, and it lights in an atomic explosion, catching it on fire. UNDOG finds a nice glass of water, and goes to take a sip, but... THE WATER IS A BOMB! It blows up in a nuclear explosion, and blasts UNDOG away. It decides to play it's favorite game, UNDOGTALE But wait, UNDOGTALE... uh... you know how it goes. UNDOG's computer blows up, and UNDOG decides to stab itself because his game was a bomb. There was 1 download, and that was him. Before he dies of blood loss, UNDOG decides to open the present adressed to him, so he can experience happiness before he dies. Of course, it's a bomb. UNDOG is literally hanging on by shear DETERMINATION now, starting to melt. It just throws away Mettaton's latest movie, knowing that it's a bomb, which then explodes at a safe distance. On the mountain. Which then has a rockslide, hitting UNDOG. UNDOG has been through all the items, and is ready to murder Sorodin when... guess what? THE DOG IS A BOMB TOO! UNDOG explodes. I guess that's the end of hi-

SAVE STATE 6 RELOADED

...UNDOG seems to have sustained all the damage it took...

Sorodin walks up to UNDOG. It barks and runs in circles around Sorodin, apparently unconcerned. Sorodin walks up to the annoying Dog, and hands it a bone, which it promptly absorbs. Nyeheheh. He then unleashes a flurry of blows, stabbing, slashing, and smashing through UNDOG. Little white pieces can be seen flying through the air as Sorodin brutally murderifies UNDOG. When UNDOG stumbles out, it is torn, bruised, and bleeding pure DOG. Sorodin then takes out a few items to toss at the annoying Dog. UNDOG, using the skill of aRandomProPlayer99, defuses every last bomb!

Sorodin> Good job! Now the big bomb won't explode in two minutes!

Sorodin gestures to a large bomb that fell out of the sky. Everyone knows that if it explodes, everything will die. They all sigh with relief, knowing that UNDOG defused the bombs.

Sorodin> Now it will explode in two seconds! 2...

Everyone runs as fast as they can, but not fast enough.

Sorodin> 1...

Everyone stares in disbelief and terror as the bomb is lit.

Sorodin> Boom.

The UNDOG is shown to be strapped to the bomb as it blows up, obliterating UNDOG fore-

SAVE STATE 6 RELOADED

...UNDOG has sustained the damage from the previous save states...

Sorodin walks up to UNDOG. It barks and runs in circles around Sorodin, apparently unconcerned. Sorodin walks up to the annoying Dog, and hands it a bone, which it promptly absorbs. Nyeheheh. He then unleashes a flurry of blows, stabbing, slashing, and smashing through UNDOG. Little white pieces can be seen flying through the air as Sorodin brutally murderifies UNDOG. When UNDOG stumbles out, it is torn, bruised, and bleeding pure DOG. Sorodin then takes out a few items to toss at the annoying Dog. UNDOG, getting tired of this, just throws the bombs out, then absorbs the big bomb. This, unfortunately, forces UNDOG to swell to a large size, and not having enough DOG RESIDUE/ESSENCE left to support it, UNDOG is blasted to pieces. Sorodin then gathers these pieces, and assembles them into ARF-Mech!!!! Unfortunately, the ARF-Mech has a few fatal weaknesses, like literally being made of dog repellent and tnt. The ARF-Mech then runs around, trying to escape itself, when it realizes something. Mechs have limits. If he is struck down, determination will not reform him. Unfortunately, a blaze then lights the tnt. AND SO IS THE END OF UNDOG, FOR REAL THIS TI-

SAVE STATE 6 RELOADED

...UNDOG has still sustained all the damage...

Sorodin walks up to UNDOG. It barks and runs in circles around Sorodin, apparently unconcerned. Sorodin walks up to the annoying Dog, and hands it a bone, which it promptly absorbs. Nyeheheh. He then unleashes a flurry of blows, stabbing, slashing, and smashing through UNDOG. Little white pieces can be seen flying through the air as Sorodin brutally murderifies UNDOG. When UNDOG stumbles out, it is torn, bruised, and bleeding pure DOG. Sorodin then takes out a few items to toss at the annoying Dog. UNDOG just runs. Sorodin laughs, and takes potshots at it with small stars. UNDOG cannot run fast enough to escape, and absorbing the suns would burn him to death, so the only thing he can do is sit there and take it. Every supernova that happens, the more mangled UNDOG becomes. Meanwhile, everyone on the battlefield enjoys the fireworks. Sorodin gets bored and leaves off with the Moon from Majora's Mask. UNDOG is barely keeping itself in a form now. SAVE STATE 6 OVERWRITTEN It sloppily splatters towards the battlefield to absorb a few things to regain HP, only to see the FWY-Mech blocking it's way.

FWY-Mech> So you're the thing Sorodin wants me to kill?

UNDOG tries to back away, but a battle box forms around him, complete with FIGHT, ACT, ITEM, and MERCY buttons. After enduring bullet hell in a nutshell, it reaches the fight button, hits the dead center of it, and...

[big]-MISS-[/big]

UNDOG looks around to see where the FWY-Mech went. It then looks down to see vines ripping apart the FIGHT, ACT, and ITEM buttons. UNDOG is then transported into the battle box, barely holding on. A giant Flowey face dominates the center of the box; vines rip apart the sides of it, allowing it to grow larger until it fills the screen. Then a... er... trashbag with a smiley face appears, and morphs into...

...the SNS-Mech. It is emblazed with a Gamma symbol in the center. JUST IN CASE ALICIA HAS A PROBLEM WITH IT, IT WAS MADE BY A GAMMA GODMODDER. Then, the Megalovania fight ensues, but how it would be in hard mode. The time comes when the SNS-Mech offers to spare UNDOG. Being a seasoned Undertale character, it knows to refuse, so it goes to the- oh god- the fight button is gone. It, with a sense of dread overcoming determination, clicks Mercy.

SNS-Mech> GEEEEEEEETTTTT DUNKKKEEDDDD OOOONNNNN ((Why is this not comic sans. :/))

The SNS-Mech then combusts, because I don't want CoA/Alicia to get mad at me/accidental summon. ((Just wondering, do you have anything planned for the Undertale universe, CoA? I've been noticing you've been referencing it a lot (Dr. Andonauts, Alphys, etc.). I was planning on attempting to boot up a session called DTG: Genocide because DTG DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH UNDERTALE REFERENCES ALREADY, [/sarcasm off] but I don't want to disrupt any plans you have for it.))

UNDOG stumbles away, into a random warp in reality. It finds itself on top of a spiraling down crater-like area, with energy walls made of diamond shapes preventing it from jumping down. It fights through countless Moblins to get to the bottom and presumed freedom, only to find...

...Lord Ghirahim, who I am not planning to summon in DTG0 as a PZ boss at all. NOT AT ALL. An epik fight ensues, consistaing mostly of Ghirahim wrecking UNDOG, and slicing him into many pieces. When UNDOG is in no less than 382,190,382 pieces, Ghirahim summons Demise, who then burns those tiny pieces IN HIS HAIR, and if UNDOG is in a larger piece, still alive, rekts him with his sword.  The remaining pieces that are smaller than a cubic millimeter are tossed through the warp again, while the ones larger are cut down to that size.


YEY FOR WALLZ OF TEXT AND FORESHADOWING

Got +4

An Old Friend 6/15

And a New One 6/15

At the same time, Golferno's body groans and falls under the rockslide. A red blob of energy pops out, speeds around, and quickly swirls into the rip in dimensions.

That attack deals 50,000 HP of base damage, with the crit from Hyperdeath making that 100,000 HP, and the grief boost, making that 112,500 HP of damage. This causes you to gain 55% grief, and the UNDOG to want you dead.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460173857))
And here we go.
/null

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460173988))
QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460173094))

...Lord Ghirahim, who I am not planning to summon in DTG0 as a PZ boss at all.



Welcome to the Dark Side, we have 4+ Charges cookies. http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png
/null

#pr0jectb1nary

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460175987))
TECHNICALLY, when I rejoin, I'll be Neutral, but with charge slots for hire. So no free +4s. D:

Seriously though, when I find ample time to post/find all those +3s that I missed, anybody want to do the other side of the charge?

#praiseuzi

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460181788))
QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460175987))
TECHNICALLY, when I rejoin, I'll be Neutral, but with charge slots for hire. So no free +4s. D:

Seriously though, when I find ample time to post/find all those +3s that I missed, anybody want to do the other side of the charge? From what I know, you're all PZ, right? /null
yes
/nullitor

#puermagisorodinmagica

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1460201958))
Heh. Power of an Alpha... Truth be told? All that becoming a Descendant or whatever when I came here has done for me is cut down my respawn times.

Verdana allows the implications of his statement to hang in the air... then, he decides that UNDOG really REALLY needs to die like right now. He gestures upwards, earth pillars rising up and smacking UNDOG around, extracting a few yelps of pain perhaps. The pillars and their smacks keep rising higher, higher, higher still, to the point where looking way down below, one might notice a gaggle of drugged-off-their-asses hippies. However much sense that makes. Finally, at long last, the pillars stop, suddenly retracting into the ground in the space of a second. Verdana then gestures downwards, gravity rocketing upward in strength to bring the levels beyond even Jupiter-strength gravity, sending UNDOG plummeting to the ground even faster than sound can travel. At these speeds, air friction is enough to tear the skin right off of UNDOG's body, shatter every bone in it's body, gouge deep holes into it's eyes and nose, wind stripping away at the very tissue of it's body... and that's before it hits the ground. Once there, there's an almighty SPLAT sound as the remaining components of UNDOG's body are crushed into something more closely resembling chunky spaghetti sauce than anything else, to the point where whatever's left of the bones is literally just seasoning powder. A moment passes, then Verdana utilizes his previously acquired pasta cooking abilities to pick sauce!UNDOG up, crushing it down further into a nice fine paste in the process, and pour it into a pot, slamming some nondescript pasta into the pot and slamming a lid on it, the JSH-Mech making a cameo reappearance to bring up optimum cooking temperatures, blue flames searing the metal of the pot and outright evaporating the UNDOG pasta sauce inside, the lid being the only thing keeping the UNDOG sauce gas from escaping. The flames burn hotter, to the point where they're outright beginning to melt the pot, and Verdana has to go get a new one, made out of Titanium this time. Cooking resumes, and even then, the metal is glowing a brilliant red hot from the heat of JSH-Mech's blue fire. Cooking times are nonetheless quite slow, leaving the UNDOG sauce to stew inside something comparable to hellfire for over an hour, making absolutely sure the pasta is scorched to the perfect amount of cooking, and once that's done, the pot is briefly submerged in liquid Helium (which is colder than liquid Hydrogen, before anyone asks) to cool it down quickly, outright causing the air around the pot to explode from the sudden ridiculous temperature difference. Verdana doesn't seem to care, only now taking the lid off the pot, and taking a look inside at the magnificent dog pasta that he's created. A moment passes... he decides that it isn't done yet and the JSH-Mech promptly resumes utterly destroying the UNDOG's body by roasting it inside a titanium pot with hellfire. After another half hour, the dunking in liquid Helium is performed again, Verdana opening the pot lid again and checking inside. Now, the pasta is done cooking. And, as it turns out to the surprise of absolutely nobody, cooking pasta in a sauce made from dropping a determined dog from the edge of space is going to create absolutely terrible pasta. Verdana screws up his face in visible disgust, handing it over to the JSH-Mech, who promptly responds by stepping on the Titanium pot, burying the pot of UNDOG pasta into the ground, stomping again to drive it deeper, fanning it with flames to scorch the ground so that no life can grow, then it turns and storms off. It goes over to the giant crack in the world, reaches out, picks up the mountain, returns to the battlefield, rears up, then slams the mountain HARD down on the place where the Titanium pot, UNDOG pasta still contained inside, happens to be. Twice. And then it picked up the mountain, scorched the underside of the mountain hot enough to partially melt the rock, and slammed it down on the UNDOG pasta a third time, and this time, the superheated rock causes the mountain to become welded to the burial site of UNDOG. A moment passes by, during which Verdana exhales loudly, the JSH-Mech staring off into the distance at the sun. The latter raises a hand, casting off a fireball that rockets through the air, fading out in the distance. Moments later, the sun ends up shivering, then changing colour, glowing a very strong blue as it increases in side, growing large enough to utterly drown out everything else in the sky of any and all hope of showing up properly. The land itself glows an ominous blue, Verdana using gravity to bend the distant sunlight, focusing it on the mountain which UNDOG has been buried under... slowly, surely, the mountain is scorched through, flames burning away the very earth itself, digging deeper and deeper into the land, finally shining a powerful light onto the Titanium pot containing UNDOG, and the pasta it was buried with. As a testament to the sheer resilience of Titanium, it takes over five minutes to burn through the pot, but then the far less durable UNDOG contained inside is immediately and unceremoniously evaporated into gas in an instant, then heated up to the point where it transcends the point of being a mere gas. It has become a featureless cloud of PLASMA. Which the JSH-Mech promptly picks up in one hand, showing off it's heat immunity by toying with the cloud of plasma UNDOG, then rising up, sprouting a MASSIVE pair of incendiary angelic wings, taking flight and rocketing towards the expanded sun. Mere minutes pass after it becomes too distant to be seen, before the expanded sun suddenly shivers, eruptions echoing over the surface, suddenly collapsing inwards under the weight of so much mass, literally being compressed into a hyper-compact object... a Neutron Star. Which, of course, happens to have been the result of that other sun that Verdana blew up way earlier. And, just like that time, some unfortunate soul has become the very center of that Neutron Star, only this time, it's UNDOG. More minutes tick by, before JSH-Mech returns, landing hard enough on the battlefield to send up a scattering of magnificent azure flames, the land being scorched dead again. It straightens up, towering over everyone and everything else present with the sole exception of the very large mountain, before turning and storming away once again.

Sapphire Onslaught: 12/15 (+1 from Alicia)
Sapphire Onslaught: 12/15 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

+2 to Piono

UNDOG is extremely hard to cook, but takes 25,000 HP of damage anyway, and reloads its save state to be more intact.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1460202023))
HAVE I POSTED ENOUGH WORDS TO MAKE THIS ATTACK DO THE DAMAGES YET

/null

Seperate the words and then it's easier to see how much damage to give you.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460212190))
UNDOG is going to be left with 2k health, I'm calling it. /null

I PHP = DMG/2000 seems like it would be good. I mean, I want to be able to die without killing myself. I ONLY ASK FOR SO MUCH. http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/18.png

Unfortunately, UNDOG still has 132k HP left.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Sun burns down on everything, dealing 2,000 HP of damage.

The Crystal Golem deals 10,000 HP of damage to UNDOG. The Spectre watches the battlefield.

UNDOG is activates Dogsong, barking repeatedly. Its barks give Sorodin seven stacks of Mark of Dog. The Annoying Dog decides to be even more annoying by attacking Sorodin, and inflicting Mark of Dog as its status effect, turning both Sorodin's body and his Soul Gem into two dogs, Rain Dog and Soul Dog.

The Glitch Temmies deal 24,000 critical HP of damage to UNDOG. Other Battlefury deals 6 damage to a Glitch Temmie.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana, before taking fire at a Glitch Temmie, and sniping them out of existence, as well as dealing 15 splash to the other.

UNDOG really doesn't like taking 173,000 HP of damage in a turn, and will now automatically absorb attacks that deal over 20,000 HP of damage.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy UNDOG.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.


[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.


[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Under the Burning Sun (Deals 2,000 HP of damage to everything except Battlefury.) IIIIIIII
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE

Idlers
[AG] ashkantsr: 3/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: I
[AG] Pricey12345: 15/20 HP
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/the Umbral One: 5/20 HP

[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP

[AG] Battlefury: 26/29 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 13,000/21,000 HP, Downsizing: II, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII, Hyperdeath: II
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 0/24 HP, Soul Gem: 0/1 HP, 55% Grief, Mark of Dog:IIIIIIIIII, Summoning: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII, Hyperdeath: II


[PG] engie/Verdana: 6/20 HP, 7 Barrier Strength

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.
[???] Spectre: ???/??? HP, Watching.

[H-BOSS] UNDOG Mk. Dog: 96,300/400,000 HP, Downsized: I, Absorbs Alchemies and Armaments, Infinite Barks in a Millisecond: III, Dance of Dog: III, Dogsong: III, Doggify: IIIII, Doggone: IIIIII.
[H] Sorodin's Witch: 44,000/80,000 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Magnetic: I, Barrier Formation: IIIII
[H] Annoying Dog: 19,000/20,000 HP, Autocrit: II, Regeneration: II, Evasive (50%), Inflicts a variety of status effects on a hit.
[H] Rain Dog: 20/20 HP, Linked to Soul Dog, healed by water related attacks.
[H] Soul Dog: 1/1 HP, Evasive (75%), heals every other dog per turn.

[AG] Glitch Temmies: 24/105 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Have 4 Armour, Hyperdeath: II

[N] Fortress: 128,000/130,000 HP, Automatically counterattacks, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII

[PG] Other Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour, Temmie Armour: 86,000/100,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (None), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII.

[GM] Alicia111: 45/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect)

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII, Elemental Manipulation: IIIII, Elemental Summoning (Earth): IIIII, Hyperdeath: II

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x333), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, 15,000/15,000 HP (x18), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 100/100 HP (x390), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-04-09 17:26:00

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questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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Do I have the record for most damage to a single target via an uncharged attack NOW? I respawn. Did you count the grief boost for the golem?

Originally posted on 2016-04-09 19:32:00
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10/15 for fiery monsters
9/15 for something unrelated.
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

"What the heck is this?"
Oh, um... oops.
"WOULD YOU STOP MESSING WITH ME! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR CRAP!"
You certain? It boosts your magic power.
"You know what? Fine, as long as this doesn't do something horrible to me in an ugly way."
Eric also moves up to the walls of the Fortress, and serves the gravitational core in a similar manner to how he used the luminous orb. The UNDOG Mech acquires 5 stacks of gravcrush, and then 45K damage, because, yay loopholes, the UNDOG Mech can't absorb the damage because technically, that 45K came from the status effect, not from an attack, similarly, Eric doesn't gain any grief, since his actual attack didn't do any damage, it just applied gravcrush. He... still takes 3 damage from recoil though.

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes.
THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow.
obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else.
kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling.
cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time.
storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever!
Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.]
Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks.
THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time.
infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it.
superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil.
purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity.
obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch.
ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac.
Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster.

stored credit.
battlefury: 47
finalbattlestartsnow: 17
pricey: 4
topaz: 14
toast: 11
numbersoup: 18
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 8

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-04-09 19:37:00

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piono, do you want a golem? I can get you one, so you don't have to waste charges on it.

In other words: COME ON, UNDOG. I CAN NO LONGER HIT YOU.

I'll take the HP in 1 Mech rewards then.

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Originally posted on 2016-04-09 19:50:00
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Concentrated dog && Dog Magic Spell Book && Beam Spam Spellbook = 6/6 Dogbeam Deathbook fin


I, instead of revealing Demote's True Power, opt instead to use it as an normal 12-round charge attack . Broken into chunks of less then20k. NOTE THAT THIS AMOUNT ACCOUNTS FOR CRITS.


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4/15 Dog && achemiter 1+ from piono
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1+ to doctors

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NO! Don't do that! It'll absorb it! Do it as 6 2 charges! Each one will do 16k because you have Downsizing.

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QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460250369))
NO! Don't do that! It'll absorb it! Do it as 6 2 charges! Each one will do 16k because you have Downsizing.
Do it? i was gonna do something like you said, but ok.


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Originally posted on 2016-04-10 02:12:00

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Well, if you had, say a 12 post charge. That would deal about 48k damage. 48 > 20, so UNDOG would absorb it. However, 2 post charges deal 8k, plus crit = 16,000. 16,000 times 6 is more than enough to murder it.

Originally posted on 2016-04-10 02:15:00
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