QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459882623))

piono, you should target the ASR-Mech, as I'm going to attack the OFW if consumer doesn't fix the entity order thing. /nulled

Sorry about that, but I tend to not change the EoTB after I finish it, so you should probably go after the OFW-Mech now, or not if you really don't want to trigger the event on 100% grief.

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 20:35:00

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Originally posted on 2016-04-05 22:01:00

Dunno where everyone else got theirs, but I got mine from MechDonalds.

Verdana's atrociously bad pun literally breaks the fabric of reality around Undog. That was how terrible his pun was. BRUTALLY terrible. To an almost unreal degree of terrible. There's a shattering sound as Undog ceases to properly exist as a three-dimensional being, literally being shoved into the second dimension through the force of an extremely horrifically bad pun. And then, just to make things worse, the JSH-Mech comes back at a charging pace, taking a sweeping kick and nailing Undog head-on, sending the misfortunate mutt flying through the skies, off into the horizon where it ends up falling down that massive chasm Verdana opened in the world earlier, tumbling into the void due to not landing on the mountain. Something in there roars in rage, promptly [REDACTED] [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] airship [REDACTED] the seventeenth [REDACTED] [REDACTED] stick of [REDACTED] out of [REDACTED] metallic bewbies [REDACTED] removes her shirt [REDACTED] [REDACTED] wings [REDACTED] shower [REDACTED] [REDACTED] opens her mouth wide [REDACTED] [SO MUCH REDACTED] tired Undog is soon tossed out of the void under Minecraftia, visibly worn out and suffering from friction burn in several fairly painful places to suffer friction burn. It's probably best NOT to say what happened down there, no matter how badly one wants to know. Trust me. It's not worth knowing.

...Yeesh, that was nasty. I'd say what would be traditionally required in this situation, but nobody here would understand, and, well, I don't feel like ruining the image of one of my coworkers. Well, sort-of coworkers. It's more we exist in the same avatar gallery. Yay, fifth wall break.

Damage Mechanic: 15/15 (ACTIVATED)

Verdana grins as his charge activates. Now, he can only be damaged for about 5 health per turn per attack! Which means he's still utterly fucked against focus fire, come to think of it. But now he's really good at 1V1. What's this mechanic even going to be called... hmm... how about Barrier? And the level at which a Barrier will start protecting from damage can be known as Barrier Strength! ...Waidaminnit... Barrier Strength... BS...

Sapphire Onslaught: 4/15 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
Sapphire Onslaught: 3/15 (+1 from Alicia)

+2 to Piono, +1 to Alicia because why not

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 13:01:00

@engie: Thanks for the boost.
15/15 for fiery defenses
15/15 for fiery speed.
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric stands up. There's magicking to do.

15/15 expended: Fiery defenses!
All around the walls of the Fortress, large bowls of fire suddenly begin to come up through the top of the walls. They dance with a strange inner life.
In addition to giving the Fortress a tiny bit of extra health, the Fortress walls now counterattack against the first two things to hit them in a round. (ie, attack the Fortress's main health bar and you take damage and get the On Fire! debuff)

15/15 expended: Fiery speed.
A large, burning spire rises up to match the earth spire.
You know the drill on this, 15K health, doubles the rate of fire minion production.



Originally posted on 2016-04-06 15:31:00

Place Your Bets 15/15 (got a lot of assists over my forgetting to charge phase)

A ticket seller appears in the Coliseum from earlier, and it can now be entered. The Coliseum area has two sub areas: the Stands, and the Arena. Anyone who enters the Coliseum will by default be sent to the Stands. As of now, nothing is special about the Stands. The gimmick of this area is the Coliseum. At any time, an entity can enter the queue. When there are two entities in the queue from DIFFERENT ALIGNMENTS, they will enter the Coloseum and cannot exit until one is dead. No outside interference is allowed, and upon entering, all their charges are reset. Players in the stands can bet on the victor by giving the Coliseum +1s. If the entity they think will win wins, they will be refunded those assists, doubled. The victor will exit the Coliseum with full HP and charges. Bosses and Godmodders cannot be entered, but players can. A player can only enter themselves, and the Coliseum has 150k HP. The Coliseum has one 15 post upgrade charge at all times. Mechs can be entered, but are released if the fight has not ended within 3 turns. The person entering an entity into the Coliseum must expend 3 assists to put them in.

CHARGE 2/15
CHARGE 1/15

Sorodin> I believe Flowey made his himself. All I have is the master controller. I still don't have that much control over him...

Sorodin CHECKs UNDOG.

+3 Coliseum

I enter the UNDOG-Mech into the queue.

Coliseum Charge:
Security 3/15

Clarification: The Coliseum's charges ONLY increment via assist.

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 16:33:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459880185))

Sorodin pokes the OFW-MECH. 5% greif is used to make this attack damaging. eZ spoil is eZ. If the OFW-MECH is not dead, the Boss-Killer Rubber Ducky quacks and validates its title once more. This whole attack crits. If it STILL isn't dead, Sorodin shoots Oblivion at it for alchemy bonus, and then remote detonate the explosive pistachios inside it. I have my body stand far away from the Soul Gem so it's open for attack.

The OFW-Mech dies, with you expending 1% Grief and hitting the max for grief consuming your mind and soul, for an instant death. Normally, due to Descendanthood, that would be that, but due to something Alicia has done for this death and only this death, it doesn't end there. The grief causes your soul gem to explode, and reform into a black, crystalline cage somewhat resembling a seed, before something, likely based on Sorodin forms around that seed. Sorodin's Witch summoned.

Due to Descendanthood convenience, you receive an exact copy of your old SOUL in a soul gem, reconnected to your old body.

Also, Alicia teleports the Purplecharged XBOX away for further use.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459882211))

@consumer: Huh? I thought Blinded just trashed an entity's accuracy, making most of their attacks miss instead of just being a fancy name for stun. 13/15 for fiery defenses 13/15 for fiery speed. +1 to battlefury, topaz and engie Eric is still being useless... The stone dentures continue unleashing their spree of fire, this, time turning the metal-melting goodness on the ASR-Mech, causing half of it's face to melt off and making it look more a droopy horse than a goat. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 43 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 11 toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 1 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. Well, how about that? Halving the price of spoil rentals to make up for just how many I'm accumulating.

The ASR-Mech takes 9,000 HP of damage, and becomes Burning for two turns.

It depends on how you GM it, honestly.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459882623))

piono, you should target the ASR-Mech, as I'm going to attack the OFW if consumer doesn't fix the entity order thing. /nulled

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459884956))

Already done. Can I expend greif over 100%? Also, if anybody wants to kill me this turn, feel free. /null

I sent this to you in a PM, but getting to 100% is an instant death.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459886603))

Ohp, okay, editing my post.

#woof

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459890115))

-RIP PAGE FORMATTING- Gonna try to murder the ASRIEL mech with the DOG next round.

You accidently broke the page wrapping, at least on my screen. You may want to edit that. You also respawn.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1459944085))

Dunno where everyone else got theirs, but I got mine from MechDonalds. Verdana's atrociously bad pun literally breaks the fabric of reality around Undog. That was how terrible his pun was. BRUTALLY terrible. To an almost unreal degree of terrible. There's a shattering sound as Undog ceases to properly exist as a three-dimensional being, literally being shoved into the second dimension through the force of an extremely horrifically bad pun. And then, just to make things worse, the JSH-Mech comes back at a charging pace, taking a sweeping kick and nailing Undog head-on, sending the misfortunate mutt flying through the skies, off into the horizon where it ends up falling down that massive chasm Verdana opened in the world earlier, tumbling into the void due to not landing on the mountain. Something in there roars in rage, promptly [REDACTED] [REDACTED] the [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] airship [REDACTED] the seventeenth [REDACTED] [REDACTED] stick of [REDACTED] out of [REDACTED] metallic bewbies [REDACTED] removes her shirt [REDACTED] [REDACTED] wings [REDACTED] shower [REDACTED] [REDACTED] opens her mouth wide [REDACTED] [SO MUCH REDACTED] tired Undog is soon tossed out of the void under Minecraftia, visibly worn out and suffering from friction burn in several fairly painful places to suffer friction burn. It's probably best NOT to say what happened down there, no matter how badly one wants to know. Trust me. It's not worth knowing. ...Yeesh, that was nasty. I'd say what would be traditionally required in this situation, but nobody here would understand, and, well, I don't feel like ruining the image of one of my coworkers. Well, sort-of coworkers. It's more we exist in the same avatar gallery. Yay, fifth wall break. Damage Mechanic: 15/15 (ACTIVATED) Verdana grins as his charge activates. Now, he can only be damaged for about 5 health per turn per attack! Which means he's still utterly fucked against focus fire, come to think of it. But now he's really good at 1V1. What's this mechanic even going to be called... hmm... how about Barrier? And the level at which a Barrier will start protecting from damage can be known as Barrier Strength! ...Waidaminnit... Barrier Strength... BS... Sapphire Onslaught: 4/15 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) Sapphire Onslaught: 3/15 (+1 from Alicia) +2 to Piono, +1 to Alicia because why not

UNDOG takes 12,000 HP of damage, and appears to have absorbed every person involved in the REDACTED part, as revenge for involving a dog in a likely NSFW attack. You also are capped to taking 7 HP of damage per attack (5 is relatively powerful), although this bans you from gaining more than BS - 1 armour.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459953102))

@engie: Thanks for the boost. 15/15 for fiery defenses 15/15 for fiery speed. +1 to battlefury, topaz and engie Eric stands up. There's magicking to do. 15/15 expended: Fiery defenses! All around the walls of the Fortress, large bowls of fire suddenly begin to come up through the top of the walls. They dance with a strange inner life. In addition to giving the Fortress a tiny bit of extra health, the Fortress walls now counterattack against the first two things to hit them in a round. (ie, attack the Fortress's main health bar and you take damage and get the On Fire! debuff) 15/15 expended: Fiery speed. A large, burning spire rises up to match the earth spire. You know the drill on this, 15K health, doubles the rate of fire minion production. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 43 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 11 toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 4 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Fire Spire summoned, and the Fortress gains 30k extra HP and automatic counter attack. The latter may not mean much, since we're changing location very soon.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459956825))

Place Your Bets 15/15 (got a lot of assists over my forgetting to charge phase) A ticket seller appears in the Coliseum from earlier, and it can now be entered. The Coliseum area has two sub areas: the Stands, and the Arena. Anyone who enters the Coliseum will by default be sent to the Stands. As of now, nothing is special about the Stands. The gimmick of this area is the Coliseum. At any time, an entity can enter the queue. When there are two entities in the queue from DIFFERENT ALIGNMENTS, they will enter the Coloseum and cannot exit until one is dead. No outside interference is allowed, and upon entering, all their charges are reset. Players in the stands can bet on the victor by giving the Coliseum +1s. If the entity they think will win wins, they will be refunded those assists, doubled. The victor will exit the Coliseum with full HP and charges. Bosses and Godmodders cannot be entered, but players can. A player can only enter themselves, and the Coliseum has 150k HP. The Coliseum has one 15 post upgrade charge at all times. Mechs can be entered, but are released if the fight has not ended within 3 turns. The person entering an entity into the Coliseum must expend 3 assists to put them in. CHARGE 2/15 CHARGE 1/15 Sorodin> I believe Flowey made his himself. All I have is the master controller. I still don't have that much control over him... Sorodin CHECKs UNDOG. +3 Coliseum I enter the UNDOG-Mech into the queue. Coliseum Charge: Security 3/15 Clarification: The Coliseum's charges ONLY increment via assist.

You're dead due to Grief hitting 100%.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
UNDOG activates Dance of Dog, moving its legs and spinning around a little bit, before emitting heavily compressed Dog Residue, which forms into dogs, each with a different style of attack. They aren't able to act this turn. Sorodin's Witch deals 8,000 HP of damage to the ASR-Mech.

The Glitch Temmies are bound due to Burn in Despair. The Earth Archons deal 20,000 HP of damage to the ASR-Mech.

Necro and the Feline Warriors deal 20,000 HP of damage to an Inheritor.

The ASR-Mech also realises it's going to die next turn, and decides to go out by sniping the Feline Warriors out of existence, flying into Necro and dealing 5 HP of damage to him. The OFW-Mech is charging energy for its kamikaze. The Inheritors deal 6 HP of damage to the Glitch Temmies and set them on fire.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana, before noticing that the field is slowly wiping itself out. She ignores this, for now, instead taking out a sniper rifle, and sniping 50 Earth Archons into dust.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy UNDOG.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Destroy Wave Undertale.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.
[PG]: Protect Wave Undertale.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE
Battlefury Must Die: All Mechs deal minicrits to Battlefury, excluding the UDY-Mech, which already deals super-crits to him.


[AG] Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 0/21,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 0/20 HP, Soul Gem: 0/1 HP, 0% Grief, Well Fed: II, Summoning: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 17/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP, 7 Barrier Strength

[H-BOSS] UNDOG Mk. Dog: 322,800/400,000 HP, Absorbs Alchemies and Armaments, Infinite Barks in a Millisecond: III, Dance of Dog: III, Dogsong: III, Doggify: IIIII, Doggone: IIIIII.
[H] Sorodin's Witch: 90,000/90,000 HP, Barrier Formation: IIIII
[H] Annoying Dog: 10,000/10,000 HP, Evasive (50%), Inflicts a variety of status effects on a hit.
[H] Cruel Dog: 10,000/10,000 HP, Attack Power: 8,000 (+1,000 per turn)
[H] Generic Dogs: 12,500/12,500 HP (x3)

[AG] Glitch Temmies: 62/105 HP (x2), Have 4 Armour, Burn In Despair: I, Burning: I
[AG] Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x50)

[N] Fortress: 130,000/130,000 HP, Automatically counterattacks Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] lvl55Necro: 15/20 HP, Necromancy: IIII

[MECH] ASR-Mech Mk. I: 40,000/125,000 HP, Burn In Despair: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII, Burning: II[/b]
[MECH] OFW-Mech Mk. I: 0/125,000 HP, Finale: I
[PG] Inheritors of the Azure Infero: 10,000/30,000 HP, 30,000/30,000 HP, Inflict Burning on attack.

[GM] Alicia111: 46/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x153), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, 15,000/15,000 HP (x12), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 100/100 HP (x210), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2) READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2) READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 17:42:00

1/15 for fiery monsters
1/15 for something unrelated.
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric gets up on the wall and decides to do something obnoxious, because he's still feeling spiteful. He pops the Luminous Orb into the air, then spikes it volleyball style, sending it ricocheting between the three mechs, blinding them all.
Oops, my bad, was the OFW mech about to use it's special? Sorry 'bout that.



Originally posted on 2016-04-06 19:25:00

I respawn. Entites under my control will attack the ASR-Mech or if it's dead, the UNDOG.

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 19:33:00

Concentrated dog && Dog Magic Spell Book && Beam Spam Spellbook = 2/6 Dogbeam Deathbook
Concentrated Dog && Doge = Concentrated Doge Barf/arf
I use Time to Downsize on ASR, Inheiritors of the lame inferno, and UNDOG. They gain "Being Downsized" for three turns, causing them to take minicrits, while i gain "Downsizing", giving me crits vs being Downsized entitys.
Oh and i can act after using it.
I then invoke the Curse of Rep. on the Annoying Dog: i already summoned it in DTG0!
8/8

I annoy Ailcia by murdering her last remaining mech. In the loudest way possible. I am refering to the ASR mech, of course.
rip ASR

Annoying Godmodders Is Fun (1+ Piono) EXPENDED
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors

Originally posted on 2016-04-06 22:23:00

Verdana, being rather eclectic in when he actually decides to be useful, decides this turn to try his hand at being a pasta chef. Surprisingly, it actually goes very well... almost too well, in fact. Just what the hell is in that pasta? Whatever it is, he decides that he's made too much pasta, and subsequently invites the entire PG entity group around for a pasta eating session, during which he somehow accidentally makes more pasta. Oh well, that means more for the session. And, thankfully, it also means that nobody is left out.

Sapphire Onslaught: 6/15 (+1 from Alicia)
Sapphire Onslaught: 6/15 (+1 from Alicia) (+1 from Piono)

+2 to Piono, +1 to Alicia

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 13:36:00

4/15 for fiery monsters
3/15 for something unrelated.
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

The stone dentures continues their fiery wrath, delivering it upon the ASR-Mech if it isn't dead after battlefury's attack, but if that's been done, there's still one more mech that needs to be bonked.
If such is the case, UNDOG receives a face full of burning.



Originally posted on 2016-04-07 14:07:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459967103))

1/15 for fiery monsters 1/15 for something unrelated. +1 to battlefury, topaz and engie Eric gets up on the wall and decides to do something obnoxious, because he's still feeling spiteful. He pops the Luminous Orb into the air, then spikes it volleyball style, sending it ricocheting between the three mechs, blinding them all. Oops, my bad, was the OFW mech about to use it's special? Sorry 'bout that. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 43 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 11 toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 4 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

UNDOG, and the ASR-Mech are Blinded, but the OFW-Mech is initating kamikaze, and doesn't use its eyes, or any form of sensing system for it. You take 2 recoil damage.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459967616))

I respawn. Entites under my control will attack the ASR-Mech or if it's dead, the UNDOG.

You respawn.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459977833))

Concentrated dog && Dog Magic Spell Book && Beam Spam Spellbook = 2/6 Dogbeam Deathbook Concentrated Dog && Doge = Concentrated Doge Barf/arf I use Time to Downsize on ASR, Inheiritors of the lame inferno, and UNDOG. They gain "Being Downsized" for three turns, causing them to take minicrits, while i gain "Downsizing", giving me crits vs being Downsized entitys. Oh and i can act after using it. I then invoke the Curse of Rep. on the Annoying Dog: i already summoned it in DTG0! 8/8 I annoy Ailcia by murdering her last remaining mech. In the loudest way possible. I am refering to the ASR mech, of course. rip ASR Annoying Godmodders Is Fun (1+ Piono) EXPENDED 1+ to topaz 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors

You activate Time to Downsize, giving Downsized to the ASR-Mech, Inheritors, and UNDOG.

Unfortunately for you, the attack doesn't gain any description bonuses, and but deals 40,000 HP of damage to the ASR-Mech, forcing it to initate Kamikaze.

This Annoying Dog is not the Annoying Dog, but an Annoying Dog, so it is not effected by the Curse of Repetitiveness.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1460032579))

Verdana, being rather eclectic in when he actually decides to be useful, decides this turn to try his hand at being a pasta chef. Surprisingly, it actually goes very well... almost too well, in fact. Just what the hell is in that pasta? Whatever it is, he decides that he's made too much pasta, and subsequently invites the entire PG entity group around for a pasta eating session, during which he somehow accidentally makes more pasta. Oh well, that means more for the session. And, thankfully, it also means that nobody is left out. Sapphire Onslaught: 6/15 (+1 from Alicia) Sapphire Onslaught: 6/15 (+1 from Alicia) (+1 from Piono) +2 to Piono, +1 to Alicia

You heal every PG for 10,000 HP of damage. Unfortunately, this doesn't bring the OFW-Mech back from the dead.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1460034459))

4/15 for fiery monsters 3/15 for something unrelated. +1 to battlefury, topaz and engie The stone dentures continues their fiery wrath, delivering it upon the ASR-Mech if it isn't dead after battlefury's attack, but if that's been done, there's still one more mech that needs to be bonked. If such is the case, UNDOG receives a face full of burning. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 44 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 11 toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 6 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You deal 9,000 HP of damage to UNDOG.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
UNDOG is blind, and flails around. The (or an) Annoying Dog and Sorodin's Witch turn on each other, Sorodin's Witch missing its attack, and the Annoying Dog dealing 5,000 HP of damage, as well as losing 10,000 max HP, and gaining Magnetic. The Cruel Dog savages a Glitch Temmie for 5 HP of damage, while the Generic Dogs deal 7 damage to Verdana.

The Glitch Temmies deal 10,000 HP of damage to an Inheritor and the Earth Archons deal 10,000 HP of damage to UNDOG.

Alicia realises that her side of the field is going to get wiped out soon and she's going to take damage, and if hers gets wiped out, might as well wipe out the Anti-Godmodders. She sacrifices the life of the Inheritors to supercharge the ASR-Mech and OFW-Mech, as well as removing the Blindness from the OFW-Mech, before pressing a button, forcing them to initate a combo Kamikaze attack.

The ASR-Mech activates His Theme, and the OFW-Mech activates Finale, merging these two kamikaze attacks together to activate Hopes and Dreams. The ASR-Mech starts by floating into the sky in its sphere form, before turning the Battlefield into a rainbow coloured series of lights. The OFW-Mech creates several orbs of darkness, rotating around it, before firing them at Necro, who is promptly obiliterated. Rainbow coloured diamonds form in the sky, and start approaching the ASR-Mech, which has turned into a miniature black hole.

The diamonds slam into Earth Archons, causing 25 of them to turn into dust, and in the meantime, the OFW-Mech creates vines around the Glitch Temmies, and Eric. It unforms out of its sphere form, turning back into its original but horribly ruined mechanical form of Omega Flowey. It promptly unloads a massive blast of a light blue flame from its mouth into their faces, dealing 20 damage to each of them excluding armour. This just barely manages to kill Eric, which I guess you could consider some form of payback for attempting to blind it. Unfortunately, reverting to its Mech form causes the OFW-Mech to encounter a huge strain on its systems, and deal with it in the way Alicia inputted into it, which is to explode. It lumbers towards the hostiles, before exploding near the Generic Dogs, destroying 2 of them.

The ASR-Mech, in its black hole form, returns to being a sphere, and sends several rainbow coloured lances towards the Earth Archons, wiping them off the map. It then focuses on the hostiles, using all of the weapons at its disposal to create a rainbow-coloured array of bullets, heading towards the hostiles. It crushes the Cruel and Generic Dog, as well as dealing 20,000 HP of damage to UNDOG. Releasing its weapons also makes it release its core, made of pure, rainbow-coloured energy. This sheer amount of energy deals another 20,000 HP of damage to UNDOG and Sorodin's Witch. Releasing its core also means that it is no longer operative, which means that it's dead. As all 8 of Wave Undertale is dead, Alicia feels the pain of the end of a trial, taking 1 damage and being launched backwards. The OFW-Mech drops the Soul Targeting Unit, and the ASR-Mech drops the Incarnate of Hyperdeath. Upgrades for defeating a boss will be revealed next turn, and there won't be any global upgrades until the end of the 4/13 event, although that shouldn't take too long.

Alicia doesn't end with what's nearly a field wipe. She gives +2 to Verdana, and activates Diplomacy, summoning Battlefury. Well, not exactly Battlefury, but an exact clone of him.
**Divinity Alicia111: It would be better if you just gave up and served me, like the other Battlefury here.
The other Battlefury looks at the true Battlefury.

battlefury13: What's the point of fighting Alicia, anyway? She hasn't done anything to you, and yet you go on her server, and trash it. You should be ashamed of calling yourself Battlefury.

Alicia then steps forward, annoyed. Well, not just annoyed, straight out spiteful, at the Anti-Godmodders and Eric.
**Divinity Alicia111: Heh. You think you're so good, don't you? You've been doing well. Within the first five hours of combat, well, it may be longer to some of you, you've dealt 5 damage to me, and killed two bosses.
**Divinity Alicia111: I've been letting you off easily. Just because I wasn't too conditioned to taking damage in combat, I didn't see you as that much of a threat.
**Divinity Alicia111: That was a stupid mistake, and one that I intend to rectify.
**Divinity Alicia111: I've started on this already, but I will spend as much effort as I need to wiping you out of my server.
**Divinity Alicia111: I have the capablity, and I have the contacts. Consider yourself warned, anti-godmodders.

Alicia doesn't do anything else, and you haven't notice a major change in where you pushed the Battlefield to just yet, although you can see an ocean and a forest near you.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy UNDOG.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 10,000/21,000 HP, Downsizing: III, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 20/20 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Well Fed: II, Summoning: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 0/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII

[PG] engie/Verdana: 13/20 HP, 7 Barrier Strength

[H-BOSS] UNDOG Mk. Dog: 283,800/400,000 HP, Blinded: II, Downsized: III, Absorbs Alchemies and Armaments, Infinite Barks in a Millisecond: III, Dance of Dog: III, Dogsong: III, Doggify: IIIII, Doggone: IIIIII.
[H] Sorodin's Witch: 60,000/80,000 HP, Magnetic: II, Barrier Formation: IIIII
[H] Annoying Dog: 10,000/10,000 HP, Evasive (50%), Inflicts a variety of status effects on a hit.

[AG] Glitch Temmies: 42/105 HP, 46/105 HP, Have 4 Armour, Burn In Despair: I, Burning: I

[N] Fortress: 130,000/130,000 HP, Automatically counterattacks, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII

[PG] Other Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour, Temmie Armour: 100,000/100,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (None), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII.

[GM] Alicia111: 45/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x213), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, 15,000/15,000 HP (x14), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 100/100 HP (x270), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 18:02:00

Singular qualm: I was supposed to be back in the Fortress, as I never explicitly left, although I suppose I didn't explicitly retreat in my second post either...

Eh, It's not like it matters. So I miss out on 2 posts of charge, this'll probably be the last time I die for a while.

Eric is launched back into the Fortress walls, tumbles a bit cartoon-style, and slides right into a wall, where he stops, feet in the air.
"Ow. See? This is why I should stay out of fights like this."
Oh quit whining, you volunteered.
"You didn't say anything about the giant magic robots!"

((Aka: respawn.))

((OOC here, so, let's see the lineup. We have three Descendants who are against Alicia, except one is only against her as far as self-defense and retaliation for desecration of personal property goes, but we also have another one who's on her side. Alicia is losing against an effective 1.5 Descendants.))

4/15 for fiery monsters
3/15 for something unrelated.
+0 to battlefury, topaz and engie
((Just here for memory purposes))



Originally posted on 2016-04-07 19:39:00

We Need Entities 15/15

Sorodin focuses his energy. Crystals start rising from the ground, and into a shape resembling Golicethor around his Soul Gem. It shines a translucent blue. Yey for detailed descriptions.

[???] Crystal Golem [???]
No HP.

Passives:
Defender: As long as the Crystal Golem is alive, the Soul Gem cannot be hit.
Grief: The higher greif Sorodin has, the more power the Golem has in general.
Respawn: Every time Sorodin red pawns, the Crystal Golem will too.
Ties: If Sorodin's body is at 0 HP, the Golem will shatter.
Passive: The Crystal Golem will only attack people who have attacked Sorodin's body within the last three turns. Otherwise, it's attacks provide a damage multiplier on the attacked entity for one turn, with a basemultiplier of 1.5, gaining .1 for every 10% grief.

Special Attacks:
Purity ||| Drains 5% greif from the Soul Gem
Corruption ||| Adds 5% greif to the Soul Gem
Protect |||| Bodyguards Sorodin's body for a turn. It cannot multiply damage that turn, but can counterattack.


An Old Friend 3/15

And A New One 3/15

Back on the original battlefield, Golicethor's body groans, and all the sides fall away. A blob of icy blue energy comes out, darts around, and speeds off to somewhere else.

+3 piono

Sorodin casually opens a black hole under Alicia. She undoubtedly tries to fly out, only to be greeted by bloodthirsty ungodmoddable emojis. They can, however be killed. Alicia kills them all off, one managing to prick her with a harmless needle unworthy of her attention. When she kills the last one, any observer would find that it is no longer there. Then, a new player enters the server: TwitchStreamer9989! He joins the fight against Alicia, brandishing a diamond sword. He is killed quickly, but not quickly enough. A ton of players wanting to join the fight log in, cluttering up the chat. They swarm Alicia, each one wanting to be the one to damage Alicia and win the fabulous prize TwitchStreamer9989 offered for the person who damaged Alicia. Absurd attacks are used, as well as generic ones so generic Alicia doesn't know how to block them. Traps are set all over the server, and more and more twitch streamers start logging on. The server struggles to keep up with the player count. Players in the lobby, inspired, take teleporters to join the fight. Alicia finds herself tiring upon the terrific torrent of attacks. A MTT-Resort news-bot comes and spectators the match. Some players ragequit, but for each that leaves, two more come. Alicia flawlessly dodges each attack, until she randomly turns green, and kneels down, vomiting. Turns out that needle was poisonous. Huh. A player called ILuvTwitch78 walks up to Alicia, who is helpless to stop him, and plunges an axe straight into her skull, doing the armor-piercing Magic that axes do. All the players swarm around Alicia, pummeling her with anything from a dead bush to the Infinity+1 Blade. Alicia manages to get a milk bucket, and stands up threateningly. That's when the explosives Sorodin implanted in her while she was down blow up. All the players then leave, following TwitchStreamer9989 to probably a different DTG session.

Please delete "Arfarfarf" Battlefury, my screen wrapping is broke now. xD

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 20:07:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460056052))

Please delete "Arfarfarf" Battlefury, my screen wrapping is broke now. xD

No. Excuse me while i remove the spaces in it, causing it to rebound to it's orginal size, which broke my larger-than-1920-by-1080 screen wrapping because it's funny.













Edited: Replaced "Arf" with
ACTUAL POST IN PROGRESS.
Concentrated dog && Dog Magic Spell Book && Beam Spam Spellbook = 3/6 Dogbeam Deathbook
Concentrated Dog && Doge = Concentrated Doge arf/arf BARK BARK BARK

goddamn it me use your fourth wall breaking powers to read the rest of this thread
then you can return and not be judged an utter idiot.
until then enjoy an anvil dropped from 500000 blocks
its homing btw

1/15
1/10
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors


Originally posted on 2016-04-07 22:44:00

Yay, now I can actually read the EoTB! /null

Originally posted on 2016-04-07 23:00:00

You know what? I feel that now would be the perfect time for a little bit of backstory. I hope your eyes are prepared. Or your ears, if you decide to feed this into a text-to-speech machine, or happen to be one of the people present int he flesh here.

Verdana grins.

I'll admit, it's a little convoluted, and I'm not going to reveal everything, but, well... this might help with explaining a few unsaid questions some of you no doubt have. Everyone's seen the damn thing I carry around plenty of times already... well. That's the reason why I can control the elements. That's the reason why I turn into crystals upon death. Hell, that's part of the reason why I exist at all.

He chuckles.

There was a collaborative effort, once upon a time. Some certain RESOURCEFUL people noticed that, well, godmodders happen to be very strong indeed, often capable of obliterating those who aren't prepared for them. Even the weakest of Godmodders have what could be considered an almost impeccable level of defense against conventional battle strategies. The issue was that there can only be a limited number of Godmodders, and they happen to be very hard to control. So, experiments were done, trying to unlock the key to their power, figure out how to control the world on such a level, perhaps develop a countermeasure against true Godmodders with a sort of pseudo-Godmodder army... suffice to say, it hasn't worked PERFECTLY, but if you haven't already noticed yet, it worked out pretty damn good, all things considered. For one thing, dying to some lucky shit doesn't automatically pass on all the accumulated power.

Verdana begins giggling.

The sweetest joke here, at least to me personally, is the fact that I'm not technically a Trigger Wielder. I just happen to be the dominant Split of one of them, only with my own independent body. But, even if I was the original, this might shock you a little - I'd be considered only a mere Alpha-tier. An anomaly, admittedly, but an Alpha-tier nonetheless. Now, anyone who's read the book on Godmodders will remember that Alpha-tier Godmodders are the WEAKEST of the tiers. And yet I'm still worthy enough to be considered a fairly significant part of this battle... the punchline? I'm fighting FOR the Godmodder here.

Verdana, at the end of his info dump, stretches his limbs, then begins grinning once again. This time, it looks menacing.

Onto business.

Immediately, UNDOG is trapped in a battle screen. A sprite of Verdana, casually standing in one place, can be seen directly opposite UNDOG's soul. He has a grin on his face, and a bit of a kubrick stare going on. It looks slightly unnerving.

You're an interesting little accident, aren't you? Heh. That's right. Accident.

Y O U W E R E N T S U P P O S E D T O E X I S T .

[b]Gravity seizes the soul of UNDOG, dragging it upwards, right into the middle of a sudden swarm of fire magic from the left and right sides of the box, swarming it with flame particles, then gravity flips downwards, a set of metal spikes emerging from the bottom of the box, covering the entirety apart from one tiny gap in the exact middle of the box. A plant vine stretches diagonally across the box, top right to bottom left, littered with lethally sharp thorns, preventing UNDOG's soul from passing through as Earth pillars rush along the bottom of the box, just barely fast enough to dodge. The vine then retracts, making way for a set of gravitational anomalies, one of them pulling UNDOG's soul to the left of the box, the other releasing a rapid-fire burst of gravitational pulses across the box and right into UNDOG's soul, rippling straight through it and very likely tearing entire chunks of health bar away if UNDOG happens to be unfortunate enough to be hit by them. A moment passes.

Look, at this point, it was almost obligatory for me to use a battle box.

*You feel the weight of many worlds on your shoulders.


Sapphire Onslaught: 10/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
Sapphire Onslaught: 9/15 (+2 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-04-08 10:41:00

The Alchemiter and charge cap are not upgraded until the end of the 4/13 event. This shouldn't take as nearly long as the Homestuck Invasion.
Everybody who killed a Mech (So, everybody who isn't Verdana) is allowed one of these buffs:
* +2 HP
* A Level 5 Alchemy
* A Contract with Kyubey (If you are Topaz, you can't have this.)
* Mystery (Please pick this so bad things happen.)

Everybody who killed two Mechs (Everybody who isn't Verdana) is allowed one of these buffs:
* +4 HP
* A Level 6 Alchemy
* A random free charge (usable alongside the action, charges up on its own)
* Mystery (Please pick this so even worse bad things happen.)

Everybody who killed three Mechs (Battlefury and piono) is allowed one of these buffs:
* +1 Armor
* A Level 7 Alchemy
* +1 Regeneration
* A free charge of your choice, balanced to a reasonable level.
* Mystery (Please pick this so atrocious things happen.)

If you have an idea for a buff you would like instead of one of these, or in the future, mention it in your posts.

---

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1460054372))

Singular qualm: I was supposed to be back in the Fortress, as I never explicitly left, although I suppose I didn't explicitly retreat in my second post either... Eh, It's not like it matters. So I miss out on 2 posts of charge, this'll probably be the last time I die for a while. Eric is launched back into the Fortress walls, tumbles a bit cartoon-style, and slides right into a wall, where he stops, feet in the air. "Ow. See? This is why I should stay out of fights like this." Oh quit whining, you volunteered. "You didn't say anything about the giant magic robots!" ((Aka: respawn.)) ((OOC here, so, let's see the lineup. We have three Descendants who are against Alicia, except one is only against her as far as self-defense and retaliation for desecration of personal property goes, but we also have another one who's on her side. Alicia is losing against an effective 1.5 Descendants.)) 4/15 for fiery monsters 3/15 for something unrelated. +0 to battlefury, topaz and engie ((Just here for memory purposes)) Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 8 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 44 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 11 toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 6 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You respawn. Don't worry about Alicia losing against 1.5 Descendants, that will change soon.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460056052))

We Need Entities 15/15 Sorodin focuses his energy. Crystals start rising from the ground, and into a shape resembling Golicethor around his Soul Gem. It shines a translucent blue. Yey for detailed descriptions. [???] Crystal Golem [???] No HP. Passives: Defender: As long as the Crystal Golem is alive, the Soul Gem cannot be hit. Grief: The higher greif Sorodin has, the more power the Golem has in general. Respawn: Every time Sorodin red pawns, the Crystal Golem will too. Ties: If Sorodin's body is at 0 HP, the Golem will shatter. Passive: The Crystal Golem will only attack  people who have attacked Sorodin's body within the last three turns. Otherwise, it's attacks provide a damage multiplier on the attacked entity for one turn, with a basemultiplier of 1.5, gaining .1 for every 10% grief. Special Attacks: Purity ||| Drains 5% greif from the Soul Gem Corruption ||| Adds 5% greif to the Soul Gem Protect |||| Bodyguards Sorodin's body for a turn. It cannot multiply damage that turn, but can counterattack. An Old Friend 3/15 And A New One 3/15 Back on the original battlefield, Golicethor's body groans, and all the sides fall away. A blob of icy blue energy comes out, darts around, and speeds off to somewhere else. +3 piono Sorodin casually opens a black hole under Alicia. She undoubtedly tries to fly out, only to be greeted by bloodthirsty ungodmoddable emojis. They can, however be killed. Alicia kills them all off, one managing to prick her with a harmless needle unworthy of her attention. When she kills the last one, any observer would find that it is no longer there. Then, a new player enters the server: TwitchStreamer9989! He joins the fight against Alicia, brandishing a diamond sword. He is killed quickly, but not quickly enough. A ton of players wanting to join the fight log in, cluttering up the chat. They swarm Alicia, each one wanting to be the one to damage Alicia and win the fabulous prize TwitchStreamer9989 offered for the person who damaged Alicia. Absurd attacks are used, as well as generic ones so generic Alicia doesn't know how to block them. Traps are set all over the server, and more and more twitch streamers start logging on. The server struggles to keep up with the player count. Players in the lobby, inspired, take teleporters to join the fight. Alicia finds herself tiring upon the terrific torrent of attacks. A MTT-Resort news-bot comes and spectators the match. Some players ragequit, but for each that leaves, two more come. Alicia flawlessly dodges each attack, until she randomly turns green, and kneels down, vomiting. Turns out that needle was poisonous. Huh. A player called ILuvTwitch78 walks up to Alicia, who is helpless to stop him, and plunges an axe straight into her skull, doing the armor-piercing Magic that axes do. All the players swarm around Alicia, pummeling her with anything from a dead bush to the Infinity+1 Blade. Alicia manages to get a milk bucket, and stands up threateningly. That's when the explosives Sorodin implanted in her while she was down blow up. All the players then leave, following TwitchStreamer9989 to probably a different DTG session. Please delete "Arfarfarf" Battlefury, my screen wrapping is broke now. xD

Crystal Golem summoned.

The players spawn in the Fortress, where Alicia points out that they count as AG and uses godmodding to trigger the ejection plates, sending them flying. She then uses more godmodding to make players originating from TwitchStreamer9989's stream to spawn in more heavily tainted parts of the lobby, preventing them from doing anything to her. When the poison activates, she points out that most godmodders are immune to poison. This nullifies the rest of the attack. TwitchStreamer9989 then realises that he too is affected by Alicia's death trap. As revenge for trying to attack her, she then uses the same way she became admin on AscensionCraft to ban him from Twitch.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1460065447))

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460056052)) Please delete "Arfarfarf" Battlefury, my screen wrapping is broke now. xD No. Excuse me while i remove the spaces in it, causing it to rebound to it's orginal size, which broke my larger-than-1920-by-1080 screen wrapping because it's funny. Edited: Replaced "Arf" with ACTUAL POST IN PROGRESS. Concentrated dog && Dog Magic Spell Book && Beam Spam Spellbook = 3/6 Dogbeam Deathbook Concentrated Dog && Doge = Concentrated Doge arf/arf BARK BARK BARK goddamn it me use your fourth wall breaking powers to read the rest of this thread then you can return and not be judged an utter idiot. until then enjoy an anvil dropped from 500000 blocks its homing btw 1/15 1/10 1+ to topaz 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors

Your homing anvil falls on Sorodin's Witch due to it being Magnetic, and deals 9,000 HP of damage.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1460066427))

Yay, now I can actually read the EoTB! /null

#puermagisorodinmagica

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1460108511))

You know what? I feel that now would be the perfect time for a little bit of backstory. I hope your eyes are prepared. Or your ears, if you decide to feed this into a text-to-speech machine, or happen to be one of the people present int he flesh here. Verdana grins. I'll admit, it's a little convoluted, and I'm not going to reveal everything, but, well... this might help with explaining a few unsaid questions some of you no doubt have. Everyone's seen the damn thing I carry around plenty of times already... well. That's the reason why I can control the elements. That's the reason why I turn into crystals upon death. Hell, that's part of the reason why I exist at all. He chuckles. There was a collaborative effort, once upon a time. Some certain RESOURCEFUL people noticed that, well, godmodders happen to be very strong indeed, often capable of obliterating those who aren't prepared for them. Even the weakest of Godmodders have what could be considered an almost impeccable level of defense against conventional battle strategies. The issue was that there can only be a limited number of Godmodders, and they happen to be very hard to control. So, experiments were done, trying to unlock the key to their power, figure out how to control the world on such a level, perhaps develop a countermeasure against true Godmodders with a sort of pseudo-Godmodder army... suffice to say, it hasn't worked PERFECTLY, but if you haven't already noticed yet, it worked out pretty damn good, all things considered. For one thing, dying to some lucky shit doesn't automatically pass on all the accumulated power. Verdana begins giggling. The sweetest joke here, at least to me personally, is the fact that I'm not technically a Trigger Wielder. I just happen to be the dominant Split of one of them, only with my own independent body. But, even if I was the original, this might shock you a little - I'd be considered only a mere Alpha-tier. An anomaly, admittedly, but an Alpha-tier nonetheless. Now, anyone who's read the book on Godmodders will remember that Alpha-tier Godmodders are the WEAKEST of the tiers. And yet I'm still worthy enough to be considered a fairly significant part of this battle... the punchline? I'm fighting FOR the Godmodder here. Verdana, at the end of his info dump, stretches his limbs, then begins grinning once again. This time, it looks menacing. Onto business. Immediately, UNDOG is trapped in a battle screen. A sprite of Verdana, casually standing in one place, can be seen directly opposite UNDOG's soul. He has a grin on his face, and a bit of a kubrick stare going on. It looks slightly unnerving. You're an interesting little accident, aren't you? Heh. That's right. Accident. Y O U W E R E N T S U P P O S E D T O E X I S T . Gravity seizes the soul of UNDOG, dragging it upwards, right into the middle of a sudden swarm of fire magic from the left and right sides of the box, swarming it with flame particles, then gravity flips downwards, a set of metal spikes emerging from the bottom of the box, covering the entirety apart from one tiny gap in the exact middle of the box. A plant vine stretches diagonally across the box, top right to bottom left, littered with lethally sharp thorns, preventing UNDOG's soul from passing through as Earth pillars rush along the bottom of the box, just barely fast enough to dodge. The vine then retracts, making way for a set of gravitational anomalies, one of them pulling UNDOG's soul to the left of the box, the other releasing a rapid-fire burst of gravitational pulses across the box and right into UNDOG's soul, rippling straight through it and very likely tearing entire chunks of health bar away if UNDOG happens to be unfortunate enough to be hit by them. A moment passes. Look, at this point, it was almost obligatory for me to use a battle box. *You feel the weight of many worlds on your shoulders. Sapphire Onslaught: 10/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) Sapphire Onslaught: 9/15 (+2 from Alicia)

UNDOG doesn't have a SOUL, but it takes 14,000 HP of damage anyway.

**Divinity Alicia111: You have the power of an Alpha?
**Divinity Alicia111: That's extremely convenient.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Crystal Golem doesn't attack yet.

UNDOG, while blind uses its status a boss to somehow aim Infinite Barks in a Millisecond anyway. It activates it, and a charge shockwave of barks appears from UNDOG's mouths, dealing 5,000 HP of damage to every one in the Battlefield, and gives them two stacks of Mark of Dog. Mark of Dog is a status similar to Minor Gravcrush, but bad things happen at five stacks and ten stacks. Sorodin's Witch attacks Battlefury for 10,000 HP of damage. The Annoying Dog decides to be more annoying by attacking itself, giving it Health Boost, Autocrit, and Regeneration.

The Glitch Temmies deal 12,000 HP of damage to Other Battlefury's Temmie Armour.

Other Battlefury sends a swarm of dogs towards one of the Glitch Temmies, dealing 6 damage.

Alicia gives Verdana a +1, before showing it visions of a world where Frisk hated Temmies so much, they took their time to not only kill them, but torture them as well. A Glitch Temmie breaks down in tears, and then Alicia throws her into this alternate world straight in front of Frisk. A Glitch Temmie takes 30 damage before returning to the Battlefield.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy UNDOG.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 5,000/21,000 HP, Downsizing: II, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 15/20 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Summoning: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII

[PG] engie/Verdana: 8/20 HP, 7 Barrier Strength

[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.

[H-BOSS] UNDOG Mk. Dog: 269,800/400,000 HP, Blinded: I, Downsized: II, Absorbs Alchemies and Armaments, Infinite Barks in a Millisecond: III, Dance of Dog: III, Dogsong: III, Doggify: IIIII, Doggone: IIIIII.
[H] Sorodin's Witch: 46,000/80,000 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Magnetic: I, Barrier Formation: IIIII
[H] Annoying Dog: 20,000/20,000 HP, Autocrit: III, Regeneration: III, Evasive (50%), Inflicts a variety of status effects on a hit.

[AG] Glitch Temmies: 11/105 HP, 45/105 HP, Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII, Have 4 Armour, Burn In Despair: I, Burning: I

[N] Fortress: 130,000/130,000 HP, Automatically counterattacks, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII

[PG] Other Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour, Temmie Armour: 88,000/100,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (None), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII.

[GM] Alicia111: 45/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x273), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, 15,000/15,000 HP (x16), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 100/100 HP (x330), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIIII] Soul Targeting Unit (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Incarnate of Hyperdeath (Lv. 3): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-04-08 19:06:00

Hyperdeath + Amber color = OHHHHH YESSSSS
Orange confuses me though

Delta Spear = reskinned Traho (plz don't kill me if misspell. ) YEY FOR OWNING IDENDICAL SPOILS. xD

/null-itor

Originally posted on 2016-04-08 19:55:00

7/15 for fiery monsters
6/15 for something unrelated.
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

For the first one, the Narrator makes a contract (inflicting the downsides on Eric of course, because that seems to be how he rolls) wishing for greater capacity to summon and command the elements.
For the second one... eh, sure, I'll go for the mystery.
For the third one, I choose a special ability: Elemental Summoning, which after however long a time, summons a lesser elemental of a certain element. Lesser elementals should be about the strength that the Monsters as they currently are. (so, basically, they'll be worth 150 archons after the nerfing hits) with stats arranged the same way the archons have their stats arranged. Additionally, the lesser elementals will have two charged abilities, which will be specified when the first of their kind is summoned.
Which elemental type is summoned will cycle through the elemental cores which are available, starting on earth, then moving on to fire, and if the water core hasn't been completed by that time, going back to earth and restarting the cycle.


Eric should be back in the Fortress by the way.



Originally posted on 2016-04-08 21:30:00