QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459624932))

Battlefury is delivered Triton's Wrath for the cost of 3 store credits. 3/15 for fiery defenses 4/15 for fiery speed. I respawn Heh. Fair enough. I'm still not too concerned though, although I'll refrain from personal attacks in the future if it bothers you that much. "WHOA WHOA WHOA. Just WHAT was that about me being disposable?" Any sentence taken out of context can sound terrible in the right circumstance. "..." Eric will remember this... ((And unlike Telltale games, this actually means something. Expect some self-inflicted damage at some point in the future.)) Entity orders: Fix all the damage that Alicia's attack did, and doubled-down because consumer forgot you guys had actions this round. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 41 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 21 (request for 110 earth archons pending) toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 1 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You respawn.

**Divinity Alicia111: "He's expendable."
**Divinity Alicia111: "The fortress is not."
**Divinity Alicia111: "So, for now I need them both."
**Divinity Alicia111: Those weren't exact words, but they were close enough. If you want proof, I can give you a mobile copy of the update terminal, and show it to you.
**Divinity Alicia111: SONG, thanks for not insulting me. If you do it again, I'll be a lot more brutal to the Fortress.

The entities did act last turn, to repair the Fortress. The only things that didn't do anything were the Cores after Alicia's attack.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459627245))

I SCREAM LOUDLY AT THE UDY MECH. A LOT OF ANVILS MADE OF PURE NOISE FALL ON IT, MAKING VARIOUS CHILDISH SCREAMS AS THEY LAND. REALIZING THE ANNOYING POWER OF THEM I SET SOME UP SO THAT THEY WILL CONSTANTLY DROP NEAR ALICIA'S LOCATION IF SHE EVER NEEDS TO REALLY LISTEN TO SOMETHING THUS MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE. Then, i present to the Udy mech spongebob in G major. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emd5grRLhv0 As G-major Spongebob walks towards the screen, he, instead of going off-camera as he should, merely laughs, and comes out of the TV screen, laughing at the UDY mech for thinking it could ever survive. He begins by smashing it's head in with a hammer that has a PINK SLIP on the end. Then, he shoves down a Krabby Patty in inverted color down the UDY mech's throat, causing it to slowly die as it drains not only the color, but the creativity from it. G-major Spongebob then takes out the Inverted Krabby Patty out of the UDY-MECH, and then turns it into a gun, firing pure death energy at it. Then, he takes the magic spear, and stabs the UDY mech in the heart-analouge with it, before ripping off both of it's arms and smashing them against it's head. Then, fliping it over, he destroys the legs before ripping them off and bashing them together. I then proceed to poke the UDY mech with the Hero's sword, causing this attack to minicrit. Entity orders: Spiders will eat the UDY mech for breakfast. 3/10 Annoying Godmodders Is Fun 1+ to topaz 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors

Alicia makes the anvils target her in real life, not Minecraft, and you don't know where Alicia lives, so the Anvils of noise fail to exist. The UDY-Mech also takes a minicritical 15,000 HP of damage.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459628443))

Sorodin pulls out a controller resembling a WiiU Gamepad. He glares at it. Sorodin> You promised me RESULTS, Flowey. FWY-Mech> Well, look who's mad. FWY-Mech> I dealt 47,000 BASE damage for you, Sorodin. It's not my fault it's invincible. Sorodin> Hmph. Sorodin puts away the controller, looking none too happy. Sorodin> Fine then, I'll do it myself. Sorodin turns to the UDY-Mech. Sorodin> Let's do this. Raising his arms, a coliseum rises around Sorodin and the UDY-Mech. All the other entities and players are sitting in the stands, watching. If they try to interfere, they get zapped by a force-field like system. The UDY-Mech raises it's spear, and Sorodin raises two daggers that seem to resonate with tidal energy. He mentally steels himself, then runs at the UDY-Mech, daggers leaving a blurred trail of water behind him. He leaps, brandishing a dagger towards the UDY-Mech, and tossing the other one into the wall behind the UDY-Mech. The UDY-Mech raises its spear, and parries it. Sorodin lands back a few feet away, a small whirlpool forming around his feet. Reaching out his hand, his other knife flies straight out of the wall, through the UDY-Mech's body, and into his hand, leaving a large hole in the UDY-Mech's body. It seems to be trying to regenerate, but every time it does so, glowing blue energy fills the hole and rehashes the wound. When the UDY-Mech glances down at it's new hole, then advances towards Sorodin. It makes a few quick swipes with the spear, but Sorodin gets lifted up on a tidal wave. The UDY-Mech takes a while to realize there's water beneath it, and slips, the spear falling out of it's hands. Sorodin comes down and impales the UDY-Mech with the knife, and sticking multiple arrows in various places on it. Another wave washes over the UDY-Mech, going into it's new holes and short-circuting it, and triggering all the Maelstrom arrows, which then make multiple whirlpools on the UDY-Mech, tearing off large bits and pieces. Sorodin controls all the water, grimacing. It turns into a giant spear- solid enough to impale the UDY-Mech, which it then does. Sorodin> Let's get this pesky armor out of the way, shall we? Sorodin pulls out Oblivion, and shoots a few arrows at the UDY-Mech. The UDY-Mech attempts to block with it's spear, but that vanishes upon contact with the arrow, along with it's armor. Conjuring another spear out of who-knows-where, the UDY-Mech charges at Sorodin, driving the spear straight through his heart, Sorodin thrusting his knife through the UDY-Mech's motherboard. They stand there for a second, neither one of them moving. ... ...a spark flies from the UDY-Mech's head. It twitches. ... ...shimmering armor seemingly made of the tides themselves forms around Sorodin, and he radiates a glowing blue aura. Twin sabres have grown out of his knives, glowing as brightly as Sorodin. Sorodin> You're not the only one who gets an Undying form. Sorodin lunges forwards and releases a flurry of strikes so fast that the spectators can't even see it, only the mangled form of the UDY-Mech. Sorodin> Except for mine, I'm ACTUALLY Undying. Sorodin and the UDY-Mech exchange blows faster than the human eye can see, one occasionally clanging off of Sorodin's Torrential Armor, and rarely making impact. The UDY-Mech seems much worse for wear. Sorodin takes out Maelstrom, now a magnificent longbow, and puts one of his sabres where the arrow would usually be. He aims it as the UDY-Mech lunges forwards, trying to stop the shot. At the last minute, Sorodin fires, and the sabre embeds itself in the UDY-Mech's forehead, which now crumbles away at an alarming pace, completely vaporizing it, the water returning to Sorodin's form. Despite having no head, the UDY-Mech stumbles forwards, determined to end this fight. Coincidentally, Sorodin is even more determined. The sky clouds up, and a violent thunderstorm starts. More blows are exchanged, more body parts of the UDY-Mech are disemboweled, Sorodin's face grows happier yet more grim by the second. The UDY-Mech, now drenched and immobile, stabs blindly at where it thinks Sorodin is. Sorodin> Did you know that water is a GREAT conductor of electricity? A huge lightning bolt comes down, touches the ground, and due to the amount of water on it at this point, the shock spreads along it, and onto the drenched UDY-Mech, who is now overloaded with power, and explodes. Well, most of it explodes. There's still some left for Sorodin to beat up. Sorodin calls forth a massive tidal wave, and crashes it into the UDY-Mech, coming down with his sabres extended. They go right through the UDY-Mech, and into the ground. The ground shakes, then turns into water, Sorodin and the UDY-Mech sinking down into it. Strong currents prevent the UDY-Mech from swimming, or getting to the surface. Sorodin rides a wave to the top, and takes out a glowing white amulet from his pouch. Pressing it to the water, the air suddenly gets cooler. Suddenly, the entire lake coliseum thing freezes, with the UDY-Mech stuck inside. The storm clouds freeze as well, falling from the sky to crash into the frozen floor and shattering it, shards of ice piercing the UDY-Mech's body.       Sorodin takes out another amulet, this one an actual alchemy. The sun seems to glow ever brighter. And brighter. And brighter, until everyone can't see anything but a blinding white anymore. Then it fades, stardust in the shape of a roaring dragon and rider remaining in the coliseum. Sorodin> Meet my friend, Shard. Shard> Pleasure to meet you. Shard and his drakon, Eredeth, strike out at the UDY-Mech, melting it slightly. The stardust is as hard as rock. Shard raises his hands, and twin streams of stardust flow from them, making their way into the UDY-Mech's body. The searing heat overloads it, but that was not the intention. The UDY-Mech starts floating, suspended in the air. Eredeth roars, and... ...swallows the UDY-Mech whole. The UDY-Mech is ejected back out, but not before experiencing some of Eredeth's fiery digestive fluids. Ew. Eredeth roars, spitting fire all around the arena. The UDY-Mech tries to attack the drakon, but her spear is once again vaporized upon contact. Shard releases burst after burst of starstone at the UDY-Mech, before he and Eredeth preform their finale, exploding into a brilliant supernova of stardust, the UDY-Mech feeling the brunt of the attack. The stardust then flies back up into the sky, presumably to the star centrions home star to reform. Remember, this attack is boosted by the Starstone Amulet Sorodin got forever ago. The UDY-Mech lies in the middle of the arena, groaning and immobile due to lack of limbs. To finish it, Sorodin bends light to take the light spear OUT of the UDY-Mech's eye, and impale it with the spear. Sorodin then warps out of the coliseum, and Eric in. Sorodin> Feel free to follow up. I'm not the earth specialist here. Or anything that's not water, actually. Sorodin expends 5% grief to make this attack stronger. CHARGE 3/15 OTHER CHARGE 1/15 Hey look, I forgot my +3 again, piono. EDITS TO THE RESCUE. +3 piono

...

That was beautiful. With the power of the Amulet of the Sun that you got on page 3, and your newlyfound meguca abilities, as well as that attack being generally good, you deal 53,700 HP of damage to the UDY-Mech, and gain 26 Grief. If you checked your Soul Gem, you would notice that it is nearly half full with a murky, black substance.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459632900))

thks for helping me brutally murder and take the spoil of the udy-mech I toss an Annoying Dog into the Udy-mech, which suddenly gains a cockpit. The dog lands in the cockpit, and pilots it into a pit full of red matter and anti-matter. After the UDY-mech is exploded out of the pit, it consults the manual 1. In case of falling into anti-matter and red matter pit: a. Lock onto target "Alicia111" B. Fire everything. c. Broadcast insulting messages towards Alicia111 He quickly proceeds to perform those actions, dozens of rocket launchers, condensed tnt cannons, and tnt machine guns activating and attaching to the Cockpit. He then fires them at Aiclia, but before they hit, they reverse course and hit the undyne mech in the face. The dog consults the Manual, and decides that hugging the FLOWEY-MECH is a great idea to solve his woes. A few hours later, he comes back, with dozen of vines having ripped apart the mech, but happy. He then notices a toy, and then the toy decides to run off at 2000 miles per hour. He prompty takes chase on the UDY-mech, driving it though mountains and volcanos and faction bases in an effort to get to it. Meanwhile, someone takes constant potshots at it with Biome Busters, somehow never missing. Then, when he finally catchs the toy, it turns out to be 40 hypercondensed biome busters. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS. The undyne mech is consumed by white and yellow light. Everyone's vision goes dark for dramatic purposes. When everyone's vision clears, the UDY-mech is completely and utterly wrecked. The dog, after dropping some dog residue off, realizes it has yet to broadcast an insulting message towards Alicia, and makes the WORLDS MOST ANNOYING INSULT. Alicia, in response, attempts to perform the WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING MURDER, but fails as the annoying dog merely absorbs her weapons and uses them to wreck the UDY-Mech. Then, it decides to fight the UDY-MECH in it's own mech, the DOG-MECH MK1. Oh, sorry, did i say MK1? i meant MK Ω. It quickly attacks, chewing on the UDY-mechs face. Then, backing off, it fires missiles made of dog residue, along with a single incendiary missile.  The UDY-mech is comsumed by dog, then flame. After that, a SHOOP DA DOG laser is fired from it's mouth, disintegrating the UDY-Mech. Then, it's legs reveal cannons. All of which fire hundreds of bombs per second, demolishing the UDY-mech. Then, grabbing the MAGICAL SPEAR, the DOG-MECH absorbs it, and then proceeds to fire out a greater dog, armed with a magical DOG SPEAR. The Greater Dog quickly swipes at the UDY-Mech many times, stabbing it so many times it smells of DOG-MAGIC before it is brutally murdered. Sadly, killing the greater dog seems to have incited a revolt near the battlefleid, and many dogfan players stab the UDY-mech to death. Meanwhile, the DOG-MECH has floated up miles into the sky. It begins by dropping a Dog Residue Bomb. Then a Dog Salad bomb. Then a Dog Ingot Bomb. Then a Dog Compression bomb, which compresses into a DOGSCAPE BLOCK... Which the UDY-mech ate, saving us all. It then feels queasy as the DOGSCAPE takes over it's insides, giving it a 1000000000% weakness to dog. Meanwhile, since all the fighting has taken so long, the DOG-MECH ACTIVATES IT'S ULTIMATE: Revenge of ARFIFACT BLASTER. Two mechicanial artifacts appear. They are the MECHANICAL REALLY COOL SWORD and the MECHANICAL LEGENDARY ARTIFACT. The ARTIFACT engrys contained within are normally to dangerious to be used, but the ARTIFACTIUM (a material common to artifacts of great power) is covered by a layer of ARTIFACT RESIDUE, which allows the enegrys within to be stable enough to be used constantly. Without that layer, they are merely one use, but IMMENSELY POWERFUL. The annoying dog remembers the Old Arfifact blaster- A 14-round charge, with a wall of text to boot. Shame that big ship could somehow dodge it. It looked so big, and like such a nice target, especially considering that it was bigger than the previous target. Oh well. He got revenge on it later, by glitching it to death... Ah, 0rigns. Truly a simpler time. Then, he removes the ARTIFACTUAL RESIDUE, exposing the Artifact Core of the Really Cool Sword and Legendary Artifact.  Now, all he needed was a target. Which he had. Using the power of the LEGENDARY ARTIFACT, the Annoying dog its self attacks. There truly is no hope for the UDY-mech anymore. it is facing an indestructible being of pure annoyance supercharged with it's own summoner's creativity, plus 50 charges of empowerment, but that was a while ago. It quickly flash steps in front of the UDY mech, and then fires a beam of PURE DOG ENERGY, which breaks into more beams targeting the UDY-mech. The beams, rather than just passing though and damaging it, bend around, maximizing the damage dealt. Then, using it's annoying powers, it pulled out it's list of Annoying Debuffs and fired a single beam of Freeze, before firing a hundred beams of Shatter Frozen. It thens proceeds to launch the UDY-Mech to the moon and back multiple times with Gravity beams, while Anti-matter beams blow to pieces. Beams of Earth make it regret existance, while beams of water terrorize it. Beams of bones make it have a bad time, while beams of dog empower the Dogscape. Beams of death drain it's life, and beams of war make it fight. Beams of conquest overcome it and destroy it, while beams of Famine reduce it to nothingness. Hundreds of Binary Beams reduce it's coding to nothingness, while beams of godmodding show that the UDY-MECH is a scrub. Then, it switchs to the Really Cool Sword. Dozens of Really Cool swords attack from all sides, including the Hero's sword. (woot, minicrit shoehorned in!) Dozens of antimatter swords explode it, while swords of gravity let it down. Annoying swords annoy it to death, while really cool swords demostrate it's lack of coolness! Ancestral swords remind it that it will never have any luck, nor be as great as the sword, and useless swords remind it that even the useless swords are more useful than it! Blades of pure energy shock it, while ice-cold swords freeze it! Godmodding swords nullify it's defenses, while gunblades shoot and stab at the same time! Sabres demonstrate why they were used in the 19th century, an age of steel and guns, while heroic blades remind it that it is no hero! Finally, the Dog merges the merges the two Artifact cores, creating the ARFIFACT. It then fires a beam from it's mouth, made of all the beams ever fired from the artifact. Inside the beams are swords, the same swords that dismantled it before. The UDY-MECH is utterly wrecked. Finally, the ARFIFACT transforms into the ARFBLADE. The dog, wielding the ARFBLADE, teleports behind the UDY- mech, and chops it in half with a ARFBLADE the size of the Imperator. Because that was the orginal target of ARFIFACT BLASTER, and would have died to it had Irecreeper not stunned the dog that turn. Then, the dog and the DOG-MECH MK Ω leaves the battlefield, having gotten a vague semblence of revenge for the 14-round charge move known as Arfifact Blaster. (Really hoping i get the kill on the UDY-Mech. Any idea if the UNY-mech had a spoil? Because i really want the UDY-mech's spoil since i spent a large number of charges on killing it, and it basically pulled out a cheapshot of a revive, and now everyone is focusing it down. 4/10 Annoying Godmodders Is Fun 1+ to topaz 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors

In a massive bout of overkill equal to approximately 50,000 BASE damage, you have destroyed the UDY-Mech so hard that it forgets to turn into a sphere and activate its kamikaze. As those two attacks were extremely both worthy to get the Spoil, I'll bend the rules for a bit, first person to claim the UDY-Mech's Spoil gets to keep it.

While the UDY-Mech's Spoil rolls to you and Sorodin, next to the wreckage of the UDY-Mech, you can see a vial of Determination leaking out, and the power of Dog radiating around it. There is so much concentrated Dog, that the concentrated Dog absorbs the Determination, and the UDY-Mech's wreckage rises up, before getting down on all fours. Purple swirls rise around it, and many different types of dog faces can be clearly seen on the UDY-Mech's wreckage. You realise something: the power of Dog is extremely mysterious and highly unstable, more so than the power of Tem. The UDY-Mech begins to begin levitating in the air, white flesh growing out of it, before a cacophony of barks radiates out of this newbeasts many, many maws. Along the side of what was formly the UDY-Mech is a new serial number, UNDOG.

You come to another realisation, you have advertantly summoned a Hostile Boss -

UNDOG Mk. Dog.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459643616))

No problem, Battlefury. Seriously though, I know the feeling. *cough* ASG-Mech *cough* /null

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1459689010))

Verdana seems briefly surprised at having done what was basically like 44 damage, then shrugs and decides to finish off the injured Minecraftians. Mainly by gesturing to both sides, causing the land to rip away and form a gigantic fault line for them to fall the entire distance to bedrock into. Oh, and he moved the bedrock too, so into the void they go! Followed by a heavy dose of lightning bolt spam, and the dumping of sand, gravel, and Obsidian TNT into the void, just to make sure the players caught down there don't have a safe way back up... and then the void explodes, unintentionally tearing away a great deal MORE bedrock underneath large swathes of the server. Verdana hovers in place with a bit of a confused expression, seeing as Obsidian TNT shouldn't explode THAT strongly... Damage Mechanic: 10/15 (+1 from Alicia)

You completely annihilate the Allied Players with another 44 HP of damage, with triplequestionmarks not being injured and managing to avoid the attack due to that.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Glitch Temmies see UNDOG as a threat, and decide to use ancient tem magics to deal 5,000 HP of damage. They also decide to join the Anti-Godmodders, as Battlefury has been so nice to them.

The battlefield realise that since UNDOG was 'summoned' during the player phase, and not the End of Turn Battle, it can act immediately. It does so by detecting the closest sources of dog-related magic, which are the Glitch Temmies and Battlefury, and greeting them by firing lasers out of three of its maws, and by lasers, I mean a continuous stream of dog heads for 10 armour piercing damage each.

undertaleSucks respawns. The Earth Archons deal 16,000 HP of damage to the MTT-Mech. The Mechanical Spiders are confronted with the fact that the UDY-Mech is dead, and get a feeling to not attack UNDOG as it just spawned, so deal 5,562 HP of damage to the OFW-Mech.

The ASR-Mech uses Chaos Buster on Necro for 15 HP of damage. The MTT-Mech kicks Battlefury's Temmie Armour for 15,000 HP of damage, and the OFW-Mech switches SOUL colour to Light Blue, before creating a barrier of obsidian around it. The PG Mechanical Spiders kill 1,000 AG Mechanical Spiders, while the Lava Elementals destroy Battlefury's Temmie Armour and deal 2 damage to the Glitch Temmie Horde.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana, before staring at UNDOG.
**Divinity Alicia111: Considering what date it's going to be in other places, we may have another problem coming soon.
She ignores UNDOG, for now, and telefrags 60 Earth Archons into the ground.

In the Fortress:
Maintenance happens. Everybody who needs to respawn does so, while the rest manage to completely fix what Alicia did last turn.

In the Forest:
triplequestionmarks takes out a bow, aims and fires, causing Verdana to die and probably do the crystal thing. Due to UNDOG's existance, you may want to return to the Battlefield.

[HOW TO PLAY]
First of all, only Battlefury and Topaz can claim the UDY-Mech's spoil due to the sheer effectiveness of the attacks, and Topaz opening up the way for Battlefury.

Second, UNDOG. UNDOG is a beast created due to the raw instability of Dog Magic, and possess several Dog related abilities. These abilities are surprising versatile for an eldritch dog abomination, as well as it possessing several life bars. It also has Area of Effect and piercing attacks, so it's something to be wary of. Fortunately for Alicia, due to not being a Trial set by her, it doesn't deal damage to her when it dies, but still drops a Spoil. It is also summoned extremely close to 4/13, so you should kill the Mechs before the Anti-Godmodders have to deal with the 4/13 event and two enemy bosses at once.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy UNDOG.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Destroy Wave Undertale.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.
[PG]: Protect Wave Undertale.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE
Battlefury Must Die: All Mechs deal minicrits to Battlefury, excluding the UDY-Mech, which already deals super-crits to him.


[AG] Battlefury: 15/25 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 0/21,000 HP, Burning: I, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII, Glitched: II
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 10/20 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 46% Grief, Summoning: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII

[H-BOSS] UNDOG Mk. Dog: 95,000/100,000 HP, Absorbs Alchemies and Armaments, Determination: IIII, Infinite Barks in a Millisecond: III, Dance of Dog: III, Dogsong: III, Doggify: IIIII, Doggone: IIIIII.

[AG] Glitch Temmie Horde: 87/105 HP (x2), Have 4 Armour, Burning: I
[AG-PL] undertaleSucks: 20/20 HP, Undertale Must Burn: III
[AG] Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x20)
[AG] Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x21,250)

[N] Fortress: 100,000/100,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] lvl55Necro: 5/20 HP (x2), Necromancy: IIII

[MECH] ASR-Mech Mk. I: 113,000/125,000 HP, Burn In Despair: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] MTT-Mech Mk. I: 41,350/100,000 HP, Death by Glamour: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] OFW-Mech Mk. I: 98,438/125,000 HP, Obsidian Barrier: 10,000/10,000 HP, Purplecharged XBOX: 20,000/20,000 HP, Current SOUL: Light Purple, Your Best Nightmare: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[PG] Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x4,000)
[PG] Lava Elementals: 20,000/20,000 HP (x2), Inflict Burning on attack.

[GM] Alicia111: 46/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 20/20 HP (x2), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, It's All Just A Prank: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 20/20 HP (x2), Hates itsjustaprankbro, 0° All Scope: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] MLG Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] amostsecretsociety Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] PranksterCrew Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x93), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] RoswellGreys51: 20/20 HP, Has 1 Armour, Abduction: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, 15,000/15,000 HP (x8), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Feline Warriors (x2): 15,000/15,000 HP, Bastet: IIIII, ATK Multiplier: 1.2x, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 100/100 HP (x90), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[PG] engie/Verdana: 0/20 HP

[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[N] triplequestionmarks: 20/20 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Gravitational Core (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): RECHARGING, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2) READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: ??? [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-04-03 18:24:00

Sorodin claims the Spoil. Sorry Battlefury, but you already have one.

He also eats a Hushpuppy. That too.

Originally posted on 2016-04-03 20:17:00

...Welp, I'm dead. Congrats, triplequestionmarks, here's your FUCKING PRIZE!

Verdana, just before death, sticks his middle finger up at triplequestionmarks, levitates the mountain over him, and drops the mountain just as his entire body converts into a gigantic obscene gesture that happens to be made of blue crystals. People from the DTG Chaos verse might get a sense of familiarity from seeing it...

And then Verdana respawns over on the battlefield in a burst of gravitational anomalies, which spiral off in every direction and somehow avoid hitting anyone or anything. He sighs.

I'll have to remember to kill that guy off later...

He cracks his knuckles, staring down Undog The Undogging.

But it looks like I've got a lame dog to put down now.

Damage Mechanic: 11/15 (+1 from Alicia) (no natural progression)

Originally posted on 2016-04-04 12:25:00

@topaz: Thank. Also, sorry for the ASG Mech, I didn't realize you were trying to focus fire it down until AFTER I unleashed my mega doom attack.
7/15 for fiery defenses
7/15 for fiery speed.

Eric looks up into the sky.
"Okay, you know what? Screw this. Mind games or no, if that's what you're going around telling everybody, I'm NOT doing your dirty work for you, you can deal with these Mechs yourself."
"I'm not meatshielding for your pet project anymore."
Eric rounds on Alicia.
"But don't think I'm just gonna leave you alone."
Eric takes out the gravitational core, and drops it on the ground. He jams Triton's Wrath into the ground, causing a small geyser to spring up and push the gravcore into his range, he then quick-draws Gaia's Herald "Fore!" and smashes the gravcore with it.
The gravitational core flies through the air, smashing into the MTT-Mech's face, and, based on how much damage it did before, crushes it instantly.
But the gravcore is going fast enough that it bounces off, flying back towards Eric, who catches it, then puts it back into his inventory.
He nods curtly at Alicia. "Have a nice day, ma'am." He then goes back into the Fortress.
...
Well then.
It would appear that Alicia finally managed to strike back at SONG.

Once inside he thanks the three different player factions for their support, and tells them that they can head off to where the wish.
((Now that the Fortress has survived the Boss round and thusly isn't going to be directly targeted by Alicia (don't you dare turn your back on that one consumer) I'm going to go ahead an desummon the faction-related entities so that the Fortress isn't just clogged up with them. Consumer, feel free to keep them in mind to use later, but go ahead and remove them now, including the archons. Basically I figure that right about now they're all ready to go head off to their faction bases and start abusing those archons. I still need to make Alphys her lab though.))

entity orders: Nope, Eric's a bit too ticked off at SONG to fight the Mechs for him, and likewise, he doesn't intend to send out anybody bar orders. Speaking of which, topaz's is gonna get fulfilled next round.



Originally posted on 2016-04-04 14:56:00

Piono, I was planning on doing the lab. But go ahead, I'll just work on the Coliseum. /null

Originally posted on 2016-04-04 17:43:00

@topaz: Oh, really? Okay, you can do that. I'm not working on it yet anyways, and if you do that Lab that means I can use that charge for something else.
8/15 for fiery defenses
8/15 for fiery speed.

Eric adds the Scythe of Prevention to the store stock, and sits on the steps to the keep, conjuring up a cup of water with Gaia's Herald and Triton's Wrath, then using prestidigitation to change the flavor to that of a sort of juice. He takes a sip and leans back, watching the various Players mess around in the courtyard, playing games, antagonizing the archons, that sort of thing.



Originally posted on 2016-04-04 17:48:00

I retroactively change UNDOG to have 400k HP of health and no Determination bar for the sake of not having another boss with several life bars.

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QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459711038))

Sorodin claims the Spoil. Sorry Battlefury, but you already have one. He also eats a Hushpuppy. That too.

You claim the Delta Spear, as well as gaining Well Fed for three turns, and making UNDOG have a 20% damage reduction. It seems that the sheer amount of Dog contained within UNDOG prevents it from being nullified easily.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1459769155))

...Welp, I'm dead. Congrats, triplequestionmarks, here's your FUCKING PRIZE! Verdana, just before death, sticks his middle finger up at triplequestionmarks, levitates the mountain over him, and drops the mountain just as his entire body converts into a gigantic obscene gesture that happens to be made of blue crystals. People from the DTG Chaos verse might get a sense of familiarity from seeing it... And then Verdana respawns over on the battlefield in a burst of gravitational anomalies, which spiral off in every direction and somehow avoid hitting anyone or anything. He sighs. I'll have to remember to kill that guy off later... He cracks his knuckles, staring down Undog The Undogging. But it looks like I've got a lame dog to put down now. Damage Mechanic: 11/15 (+1 from Alicia) (no natural progression)

You respawn in the Battlefield. You somehow manage to drop the Mountain into the fault line instead of triplequestionmarks' face, but it's too big to fall into the void, so it stays here in the mean time.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459778186))

@topaz: Thank. Also, sorry for the ASG Mech, I didn't realize you were trying to focus fire it down until AFTER I unleashed my mega doom attack. 7/15 for fiery defenses 7/15 for fiery speed. Eric looks up into the sky. "Okay, you know what? Screw this. Mind games or no, if that's what you're going around telling everybody, I'm NOT doing your dirty work for you, you can deal with these Mechs yourself." "I'm not meatshielding for your pet project anymore." Eric rounds on Alicia. "But don't think I'm just gonna leave you alone." Eric takes out the gravitational core, and drops it on the ground. He jams Triton's Wrath into the ground, causing a small geyser to spring up and push the gravcore into his range, he then quick-draws Gaia's Herald "Fore!" and smashes the gravcore with it. The gravitational core flies through the air, smashing into the MTT-Mech's face, and, based on how much damage it did before, crushes it instantly. But the gravcore is going fast enough that it bounces off, flying back towards Eric, who catches it, then puts it back into his inventory. He nods curtly at Alicia. "Have a nice day, ma'am." He then goes back into the Fortress. ... Well then. It would appear that Alicia finally managed to strike back at SONG. Once inside he thanks the three different player factions for their support, and tells them that they can head off to where the wish. ((Now that the Fortress has survived the Boss round and thusly isn't going to be directly targeted by Alicia (don't you dare turn your back on that one consumer) I'm going to go ahead an desummon the faction-related entities so that the Fortress isn't just clogged up with them. Consumer, feel free to keep them in mind to use later, but go ahead and remove them now, including the archons. Basically I figure that right about now they're all ready to go head off to their faction bases and start abusing those archons. I still need to make Alphys her lab though.)) entity orders: Nope, Eric's a bit too ticked off at SONG to fight the Mechs for him, and likewise, he doesn't intend to send out anybody bar orders. Speaking of which, topaz's is gonna get fulfilled next round. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 6 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 43 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 24 (request for 120 earth archons pending) toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 1 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

The MTT-Mech experiences the effects of gaining six stacks of Gravcrush and blows to bits, you take 2 recoil damage, and I make the Gravitational Core Level 3 and 5 cooldown because that is going to be OP with the effects it deserves. Even if it wasn't OP, I'd recommend for you to buff the price of the Gravitational Core, because that deals an immediate 50k damage to bosses, and one-shots everything with less than around 100 to 150 current HP.

Also, the Fortress doesn't count as surviving this boss until all of the Mechs are dead and the Battlefield's location changes.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459788230))

Piono, I was planning on doing the lab. But go ahead, I'll just work on the Coliseum.  /null

#puermagisorodinmagica

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459788486))

@topaz: Oh, really? Okay, you can do that. I'm not working on it yet anyways, and if you do that Lab that means I can use that charge for something else. 8/15 for fiery defenses 8/15 for fiery speed. Eric adds the Scythe of Prevention to the store stock, and sits on the steps to the keep, conjuring up a cup of water with Gaia's Herald and Triton's Wrath, then using prestidigitation to change the flavor to that of a sort of juice. He takes a sip and leans back, watching the various Players mess around in the courtyard, playing games, antagonizing the archons, that sort of thing. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 6 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 43 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 24 (request for 120 earth archons pending) toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 1 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You gain Well Fed for a single turn, and the factions in the Fortress say good bye before going to their bases to discuss plans.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
UNDOG inhales, before consuming the Mechanical Spiders on both sides.

The Glitch Temmies drop a Tembolt on UNDOG's face for 10,000 HP of damage, while undertaleSucks destroys the Obsidian Barrier and the AG Earth Archons deal 4,000 HP of damage to the ASR-Mech.

Necro destroys sixteen Earth Archons.

The ASR-Mech chops Necro's neck off, while the OFW-Mech switches SOUL colour to Soulless, and goes for a bout of pure destruction, smashing the remaining Earth Archons into pieces, before lasering the Glitch Temmies for 9 HP of damage.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana, before deciding to give Sorodin Depression (the status effect), which is a 10% attack and defense reduction. Since the status effect involves Grief, it also gives him +5% grief for each turn he has it.

In the Fortress:
I'm not summarising the EoTB for the Fortress anymore unless there's events or orders happening here. Maintenance.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy UNDOG.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Destroy Wave Undertale.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.
[PG]: Protect Wave Undertale.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE
Battlefury Must Die: All Mechs deal minicrits to Battlefury, excluding the UDY-Mech, which already deals super-crits to him.


[AG] Battlefury: 11/25 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 0/21,000 HP, Burning: I, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 10/20 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 46% Grief, Depression: IIIII, Well Fed: III, Summoning: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Well Fed: I Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP

[H-BOSS] UNDOG Mk. Dog: 385,000/400,000 HP, Hushed: [b]II, Absorbs Alchemies and Armaments, Infinite Barks in a Millisecond: III, Dance of Dog: III, Dogsong: III, Doggify: IIIII, Doggone: IIIIII.[/b]

[AG] Glitch Temmies: 77/105 HP (x2), Have 4 Armour
[AG-PL] undertaleSucks: 20/20 HP, Undertale Must Burn: III

[N] Fortress: 100,000/100,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] lvl55Necro: 0/20 HP (x2), Necromancy: IIII

[MECH] ASR-Mech Mk. I: 109,000/125,000 HP, Burn In Despair: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] MTT-Mech Mk. I: 0/100,000 HP, It's Showtime!: I
[MECH] OFW-Mech Mk. I: 98,438/125,000 HP, Purplecharged XBOX: 20,000/20,000 HP, Current SOUL: Soulless, Your Best Nightmare: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[PG] Lava Elementals: 20,000/20,000 HP (x2), Inflict Burning on attack.

[GM] Alicia111: 46/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x153), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, 15,000/15,000 HP (x8), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Feline Warriors (x2): 15,000/15,000 HP, Bastet: IIIII, ATK Multiplier: 1.2x, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 100/100 HP (x120), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): RECHARGING!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2) READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-04-04 18:16:00

+1 to topaz, engie and battlefury
9/15 for fiery defenses
9/15 for fiery speed.

Eric continues to rest in the Fortress, and has a short conversation with a player confused about where he came from.
He also directs the forces topaz ordered to head out and support him.
entity orders: 120 earth archons will go out, under topaz's control. Additionally, unless he says otherwise, the two feline warriors will go out to help him as well, since they're his summons and they're not of much use in the Fortress now that the Bastet Shrine's been shredded ((sorry about that topaz!))

Then he receives Sorodin's orders from the past!
Eric walks up to the top of the Battlements of the Fortress, winds up, and throws the Scythe of Prevention as hard as he can. It swirls through the air like a boomerang, slamming into the OFW Mech with the programmed prevention: "Prevent the OFW Mech from not taking double damage from Sorodin's attacks."

...
Eric's really not coming back, is he?
Fine, I guess I'll have to do something.
The stone dentures from before shoot up out of the ground, clipping a piece off of the OMF Mech, the OMF Mech turns around only for a massive blast of fire to come out of the open stone dentures, slamming into the OMF Mech and inexplicably setting it ablaze despite it being a robot and not something that is actually supposed to be a flammable material.



Originally posted on 2016-04-04 19:29:00

Apologies in advance for the lackluster attack, doing this from mobile. ~Topaz

Sorodin's screen flickers back to life.

FWY-Mech> Heh.

FWY-Mech> Not bad.

FWY-Mech> Let me go deal with that imposter.

The screen fizzles back off. Over near the OFW-Mech, the FWY-Mech bursts out of the ground, a murderous look in it's eyes. Well, it always looks murderous, but especially so now. The OFW-Mech backs away, only to be seized by a bunch of vines.

FWY-Mech> Imposter.

A ring of friendliness pellets surround the OFW-Mech, and impale themselves into it. Ring after ring appears, until the FWY-Mech gets bored, assembles them into a giant spear, and run through the OFW-Mech.

FWY-Mech> You're an embarrassment to the name Flowey.

Each of Flowey's petals glow a different color; red, dark blue, yellow, green, purple, orange and light blue. An arsenal of weapons appear behind the FWY-MECH, a shining pistol, a frying pan heated to unrealistic temperatures, ballet shoes with metal spikes on the ends, spinning blades, gloves with eyes that seem to watch the OFW-Mech, words that are the physical representation of Sorodin's Depression, and a knife dripping with blood. Billions of flies blot out the sky, and the only light is the rows of flame throwers. Tons of bombs surround the mechs, and finger guns stand by in case someone tries to interfere.

FWY-Mech> Time to die.

On an unseen signal, every bomb flies towards the OFW-Mech, which is now completely entangled in vines. After the hell is blown out of the OFW-Mech, the flies swarm it, chomping it's wires. The flamethrower a work on frying the motherboard, while vines tear it apart by the seams. Every so often, a finger gun leaves a gaping hole in the OFW-Mech, or lasers many smaller holes. Shurikens fly from the FWY-MECH's eyes, slicing through the OFW-Mech. After a few minutes of this hell, the FWY-Mech switches tactics, bringing out the frying pan. Ferocious flames furiously fly from the frying pan. The OFW-Mech melts, but not before taking ALLITERATION DAMAGE!!!!eleven!!!1! Various cooking ingredients are thrown at the OFW-MECH, much like the ones from... COOKING WITH A KILLER ROBOT! The MTT-Mech, even though it's technically dead (unless my theory of NEO-Mech is correct), can't resist the opportunity, and comes over to attempt to forcefully remove a SOUL from the OFW-MECH to make the cake. A curtain goes up, and when the OFW-MECH comes out, it is covered in flower, with pistachios stuck in it, and most importantly, a SOUL container bashed open and no SOUL inside it. Bingo. The FWY-Mech switches again, over to its pistol. The FWY-Mech, for some reason, is now dressed in cowboy garb. Don't ask me, I wouldn't know. Bullets fly at the OFW-MECH, summarizing bullet hell games quite nicely. The FWY-Mech takes off the Spurs from it's boots, and tosses them at the OFW-MECH. They slice through a SOUL container, and the SOUL inside rises, shakes rapidly, then vanishes. To finish this phase up, a gigantic horse runs the OFW-MECH over, then explodes. The ballet shoes then get a chance to shine, and impale themselves into the OFW-MECH, coming out the other side. The FWY-Mech then grows a pair of Mettaton Resort legs and a tutu. The FWY-MECH pirouettes, jumps, and... er... dances over the OFW-MECH, taking another SOUL. You can guess what he opens with the gloves, blades and words. When this whole thing is done with, the OFW-Mech has no SOULs left. The FWY-MECH lets the OFW-Mech run. I guess that's the end of this att-

SAVE STATE 6 RELOADED

The whole attack repeats itself around twenty-three times. I guess the FWY-MECH really was steamed. Sorodin expends 5% grief to make this attack more powerful.

All my entities rekt the OFW-MECH.
+3 piono
I buy a use of the Scythe of Prevention, and use it to prevent the OFW-MECH from not taking twice the damage of this attacks total power not counting Depression.

Originally posted on 2016-04-04 20:39:00

Concentrated dog && Dog Magic Spell Book && Beam Spam Spellbook = 1/? ???
Concentrated Dog && Doge = Concentrated Doge 1/?
I decide to counter the UNDOG MECH with a Cat Mech.

I quickly make a couple of phone calls to a cat. Large "THUD" noises are heard from one direction, while in another the sounds of blazing rockets can be heard. Multiple nyans are heard, some of which are backwards. Then the realization hits.

I'm not using one mech.

I'm using two.

The UNDOG finds it's self surrounded by two mechs, one of rainbows, happyness, and poptarts, and one of black, grimdarkness and waffles.
The TAC and the NYAN mechs are here, ready to regain control over the power of memes and the internet.

The UNDOG, recalling the passive of the Nyan Cat, tries to go after it first. But as it bites down, it tastes not cat flesh and poptart, but instead Sour Apple Dog Repellent. It promptly goes insane, having it's sense of smell and taste utterly overwhelmed by the taste of sour apple. It retches in response to this horrible, horrible, taste that simply refuses to go away. Meanwhile, the NYAN-Mech opens its mouth, and fires out Cat residue, drowning the smell of DOG in CAT.

Meanwhile, the TAC-Mech, exploiting the distractedness of the UNDOG, opens fire. A large amount of Dog Eradication lasers are fired, while Dogicide bombs devastate it's hull, and Determination Extraction Beams drain it's DETERMINATION. It then opens it's mouth. A liquid is sprayed onto the undog, covering it. At first, it seems to do nothing... Until the concentrated dog starts to become much less concentrated, seemingly melting off of the vial of DETERMINATION. Meanwhile, the DOG magic is increasingly spread out by the liquid, weakening the UNDOG. In order to deal with the TAC-Mech, it stops attacking the NYAN Mech...

Which leaves it distracted from the Nyan Mech, which sends out a MASSIVE swarm of Mininyans, filled with cat enegry. They rapidly kamikaze into the UNDOG mech, topping it over- SAVE 1 SAVED- More Mininyans come out of the mech, and begin chewing on the UNDOG. Some of them begin decorating the UNDOG to look more like a poptart, covering it with sugar, bread, sweets, and chocolate coating.
Sadly the Chocolate and sugar are extremely hot, the bread is fresh out of the oven, and the sweets are burning hot. The UNDOG is crushed and melted by the sweets. Quite a shame, i was-

SAVE ONE LOADED

It reloads using it's DETERMINATION at the moment of being toppled over. it seems the damage from being crushed by sweets and partially melted is still dealt. It gets up, failing to notice it reloaded onto a waffle iron, tailored just for it, and is promptly crushed into being waffled. It escapes, but not before being forced into looking like a waffle. It trips, and the TAC mech pours PURE GRIMDARK MAPLE SYRUP onto it, bought from one of Warhammer's finest brands. Then, the TAC NYAN fires a beam of pure cooking superpowered with Grimdark energy's, altering it's story line with an immense amount of Grimdark. The TAC MECHA then butters up the UNDOG mech with DARKNESS BUTTER, blinding it, before tossing it in the trash can for tasting horrible.

Then, unleashing their ultimates, the NYAN and TAC mechs combined the power of GRIMDARK WAFFLES and HAPPY POPTARTS to destroy the UNDOG, once and for all, before flying away.

6/10 Annoying Godmodders Is Fun (1+ Piono)
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors

Originally posted on 2016-04-04 22:35:00

Mechs, huh? Well, might as well hop on the bandwagon.

Verdana grins, snapping his fingers. Off in the distance, heavy stomping can be heard, and an ominous blue glow is starting to burn brightly, the heat able to be felt from here. Somehow, it feels hotter, more overwhelming, than even the heat of the sun above, as if something is overriding it... slowly, surely, the giant body of yet another Mech can be seen. It storms over to the battlefield, wreathed in flames that burn a brilliant blue, scorching the earth below it as it walks. It looks remarkably familiar, mechanical green eyes surveying the battlefield, black hair blowing in the wind, pale skin and blue hoodie covering it's body, as well as a supermassive yellow battery on it's back... oh... oh, you have got to be SHITTING me.

Yes, there's a Mech based off of the guy who I happen to be the Split of. Deal with it.

JSH-Mech raises a single hand, commanding the flames burning around it's body to surge forth, which they do. The flames tear through the land, scorching the earth to the point where it cracks, blue energies flowing out from the destruction and into the air. Smoke fills the skylines, giving the JSH-Mech an intimidating backdrop of unnatural lightning and flames as it slowly marches towards Undog, commanding another stream of flames to fly at Undog as the Mech marches. As the flames rush by, those who witness them shall find that what they're gazing upon resembles pure fire itself, in the rawest form it can come in. The Mech striding in front of them, towering over almost everything else on the battlefield, impassively continues blasting flames into the unfortunate Undog, which is forced to watch in horror as it's very flesh is scorched off the body, scattered and melted into naught but particles in the air, to be swept away and consumed by the flames. The flames then rush backwards, scorching EVEN MORE of Undog into particles, this time sweeping them into the heart of the inferno... the JSH-Mech itself. It stops the flames once satisfied with how much Undog it has consumed, striding forth to crush the rest underfoot, the flames wrapping around and providing a barrier against any surprise DETERMINATION attempts.

Dammit, now I want a Mech version of me to be made.

A moment passes by as the JSH-Mech raises it's foot, glancing down at the pile of dust that used to be Undog... before it proceeds to bring it's foot down once again. And again. And again. Then, when it raises it's foot up once more, it takes a step backwards, staring down at the dust pile. It snorts derisively, as much as a Mech can snort, summoning the azure inferno to one hand, then kneeling down and pummeling the pile of dust into the ground, burying Undog's remains in the middle of scorched terrain, where no life can be sustained. It rises back up once again, turning and striding away, the blue flames around it creeping around at anything that comes near to it. Which happens to include the Lava Elementals, which, upon being contacted by the blue flames, become massively empowered with the sheer strength of JSH-Mech's blue flames, gaining titles to match. Now they're Inheritors Of The Azure Inferno. Not that the JSH-Mech seems to care about having accidentally just promoted them. Fitting, considering who it is based off. It rumbles off into the distance, leaving deathly scorched earth where it walked.

That won't be the last of that Mech.

Damage Mechanic: 14/15 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
Sapphire Onslaught: 1/15
Sapphire Onslaught: 1/15

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 13:23:00

12/15 for fiery defenses
12/15 for fiery speed.
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric continues to laze about, chatting with people, messing around with his magic, and just generally being useless.

The stone dentures continue spewing fire, adding more and more heat to the unfortunate OFW Mech's already rather uncomfortable burning situation.
The flames just get higher and higher.



Originally posted on 2016-04-05 16:02:00

piono, in case you missed it, I bought a Scythe use. /nullify

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 16:15:00

@topaz: Yeah, but I edited into my first post so that it would take effect for yours.

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 16:46:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459794542))

+1 to topaz, engie and battlefury 9/15 for fiery defenses 9/15 for fiery speed. Eric continues to rest in the Fortress, and has a short conversation with a player confused about where he came from. He also directs the forces topaz ordered to head out and support him. entity orders: 120 earth archons will go out, under topaz's control. Additionally, unless he says otherwise, the two feline warriors will go out to help him as well, since they're his summons and they're not of much use in the Fortress now that the Bastet Shrine's been shredded ((sorry about that topaz!)) Then he receives Sorodin's orders from the past! Eric walks up to the top of the Battlements of the Fortress, winds up, and throws the Scythe of Prevention as hard as he can. It swirls through the air like a boomerang, slamming into the OFW Mech with the programmed prevention: "Prevent the OFW Mech from not taking double damage from Sorodin's attacks." ... Eric's really not coming back, is he? Fine, I guess I'll have to do something. The stone dentures from before shoot up out of the ground, clipping a piece off of the OMF Mech, the OMF Mech turns around only for a massive blast of fire to come out of the open stone dentures, slamming into the OMF Mech and inexplicably setting it ablaze despite it being a robot and not something that is actually supposed to be a flammable material. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 15 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 43 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 18 toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 1 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

120 earth archons are fielded, under Topaz's control, as well as the Feline Warriors.

You use the Scythe of Prevention for 5,000 HP of damage on the OWF-Mech and 2 damage to you, and prevent it from not taking criticals from Sorodin for a turn. Unfortunately for the SONG, as Eric has used a Spoil, you can't act.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459798763))

Apologies in advance for the lackluster attack, doing this from mobile. ~Topaz Sorodin's screen flickers back to life. FWY-Mech> Heh. FWY-Mech> Not bad. FWY-Mech> Let me go deal with that imposter. The screen fizzles back off. Over near the OFW-Mech, the FWY-Mech bursts out of the ground, a murderous look in it's eyes. Well, it always looks murderous, but especially so now. The OFW-Mech backs away, only to be seized by a bunch of vines. FWY-Mech> Imposter. A ring of friendliness pellets surround the OFW-Mech, and impale themselves into it. Ring after ring appears, until the FWY-Mech gets bored, assembles them into a giant spear, and run through the OFW-Mech. FWY-Mech> You're an embarrassment to the name Flowey. Each of Flowey's petals glow a different color; red, dark blue, yellow, green, purple, orange and light blue. An arsenal of weapons appear behind the FWY-MECH, a shining pistol, a frying pan heated to unrealistic temperatures, ballet shoes with metal spikes on the ends, spinning blades, gloves with eyes that seem to watch the OFW-Mech, words that are the physical representation of Sorodin's Depression, and a knife dripping with blood. Billions of flies blot out the sky, and the only light is the rows of flame throwers. Tons of bombs surround the mechs, and finger guns stand by in case someone tries to interfere. FWY-Mech> Time to die. On an unseen signal, every bomb flies towards the OFW-Mech, which is now completely entangled in vines. After the hell is blown out of the OFW-Mech, the flies swarm it, chomping it's wires. The flamethrower a work on frying the motherboard, while vines tear it apart by the seams. Every so often, a finger gun leaves a gaping hole in the OFW-Mech, or lasers many smaller holes. Shurikens fly from the FWY-MECH's eyes, slicing through the OFW-Mech. After a few minutes of this hell, the FWY-Mech switches tactics, bringing out the frying pan. Ferocious flames furiously fly from the frying pan. The OFW-Mech melts, but not before taking ALLITERATION DAMAGE!!!!eleven!!!1! Various cooking ingredients are thrown at the OFW-MECH, much like the ones from... COOKING WITH A KILLER ROBOT! The MTT-Mech, even though it's technically dead (unless my theory of NEO-Mech is correct), can't resist the opportunity, and comes over to attempt to forcefully remove a SOUL from the OFW-MECH to make the cake. A curtain goes up, and when the OFW-MECH comes out, it is covered in flower, with pistachios stuck in it, and most importantly, a SOUL container bashed open and no SOUL inside it. Bingo. The FWY-Mech switches again, over to its pistol. The FWY-Mech, for some reason, is now dressed in cowboy garb. Don't ask me, I wouldn't know. Bullets fly at the OFW-MECH, summarizing bullet hell games quite nicely. The FWY-Mech takes off the Spurs from it's boots, and tosses them at the OFW-MECH. They slice through a SOUL container, and the SOUL inside rises, shakes rapidly, then vanishes. To finish this phase up, a gigantic horse runs the OFW-MECH over, then explodes. The ballet shoes then get a chance to shine, and impale themselves into the OFW-MECH, coming out the other side. The FWY-Mech then grows a pair of Mettaton Resort legs and a tutu. The FWY-MECH pirouettes, jumps, and... er... dances over the OFW-MECH, taking another SOUL. You can guess what he opens with the gloves, blades and words. When this whole thing is done with, the OFW-Mech has no SOULs left. The FWY-MECH lets the OFW-Mech run. I guess that's the end of this att- SAVE STATE 6 RELOADED The whole attack repeats itself around twenty-three times. I guess the FWY-MECH really was steamed. Sorodin expends 5% grief to make this attack more powerful. All my entities rekt the OFW-MECH. +3 piono I buy a use of the Scythe of Prevention, and use it to prevent the OFW-MECH from not taking twice the damage of this attacks total power not counting Depression.

The OFW-Mech takes a critical 60,000 HP of damage, plus the 12,500 HP of grief damage for 72,000 HP of damage. You gain 35 grief, and Alicia smiles at the fact that you're going to kill yourself at this rate. Unfortunately, the OFW-Mech doesn't lose any SOULs, as it only has targeting programs designed to simulate SOULs.

Also, summoning Flowey/the FWY-Mech may not be a good idea, seeing who else has decided to show up on AscensionCraft.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459805737))

Concentrated dog && Dog Magic Spell Book && Beam Spam Spellbook = 1/? ??? Concentrated Dog && Doge = Concentrated Doge 1/? I decide to counter the UNDOG MECH with a Cat Mech. I quickly make a couple of phone calls to a cat. Large "THUD" noises are heard from one direction, while in another the sounds of blazing rockets can be heard. Multiple nyans are heard, some of which are backwards. Then the realization hits. I'm not using one mech. I'm using two. The UNDOG finds it's self surrounded by two mechs, one of rainbows, happyness, and poptarts, and one of black, grimdarkness and waffles. The TAC and the NYAN mechs are here, ready to regain control over the power of memes and the internet.  The UNDOG, recalling the passive of the Nyan Cat, tries to go after it first. But as it bites down, it tastes not cat flesh and poptart, but instead Sour Apple Dog Repellent. It promptly goes insane, having it's sense of smell and taste utterly overwhelmed by the taste of sour apple. It retches in response to this horrible, horrible, taste that simply refuses to go away. Meanwhile, the NYAN-Mech opens its mouth, and fires out Cat residue, drowning the smell of DOG in CAT. Meanwhile, the TAC-Mech, exploiting the distractedness of the UNDOG, opens fire. A large amount of Dog Eradication lasers are fired, while Dogicide bombs devastate it's hull, and Determination Extraction Beams drain it's DETERMINATION. It then opens it's mouth. A liquid is sprayed onto the undog, covering it. At first, it seems to do nothing... Until the concentrated dog starts to become much less concentrated, seemingly melting off of the vial of DETERMINATION. Meanwhile, the DOG magic is increasingly spread out by the liquid, weakening the UNDOG. In order to deal with the TAC-Mech, it stops attacking the NYAN Mech... Which leaves it distracted from the Nyan Mech, which sends out a MASSIVE swarm of Mininyans, filled with cat enegry. They rapidly kamikaze into the UNDOG mech, topping it over- SAVE 1 SAVED- More Mininyans come out of the mech, and begin chewing on the UNDOG. Some of them begin decorating the UNDOG to look more like a poptart, covering it with sugar, bread, sweets, and chocolate coating. Sadly the Chocolate and sugar are extremely hot, the bread is fresh out of the oven, and the sweets are burning hot. The UNDOG is crushed and melted by the sweets. Quite a shame, i was- SAVE ONE LOADED It reloads using it's DETERMINATION at the moment of being toppled over. it seems the damage from being crushed by sweets and partially melted is still dealt. It gets up, failing to notice it reloaded onto a waffle iron, tailored just for it, and is promptly crushed into being waffled. It escapes, but not before being forced into looking like a waffle. It trips, and the TAC mech pours PURE GRIMDARK MAPLE SYRUP onto it, bought from one of Warhammer's finest brands. Then, the TAC NYAN fires a beam of pure cooking superpowered with Grimdark energy's, altering it's story line with an immense amount of Grimdark. The TAC MECHA then butters up the UNDOG mech with DARKNESS BUTTER, blinding it, before tossing it in the trash can for tasting horrible. Then, unleashing their ultimates, the NYAN and TAC mechs combined the power of GRIMDARK WAFFLES and HAPPY POPTARTS to destroy the UNDOG, once and for all, before flying away. 6/10 Annoying Godmodders Is Fun (1+ Piono) 1+ to topaz 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors

Concentrated Dog && Dog Magic Spell Book && Beam Spam Spellbook = Dogbeam Hell Spellbook (Level 5: 1/6)
Concentrated Dog && Doge = Concentrated Doge (Level DOG: bark/arf)

UNDOG takes 31,200 HP of damage, before its tongue unfurls just after reloading (which seems to have only reloaded the server for everything around UNDOG), and it takes the powers of the TAC-Mech and NYAN-Mech for later use.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1459858995))

Mechs, huh? Well, might as well hop on the bandwagon. Verdana grins, snapping his fingers. Off in the distance, heavy stomping can be heard, and an ominous blue glow is starting to burn brightly, the heat able to be felt from here. Somehow, it feels hotter, more overwhelming, than even the heat of the sun above, as if something is overriding it... slowly, surely, the giant body of yet another Mech can be seen. It storms over to the battlefield, wreathed in flames that burn a brilliant blue, scorching the earth below it as it walks. It looks remarkably familiar, mechanical green eyes surveying the battlefield, black hair blowing in the wind, pale skin and blue hoodie covering it's body, as well as a supermassive yellow battery on it's back... oh... oh, you have got to be SHITTING me. Yes, there's a Mech based off of the guy who I happen to be the Split of. Deal with it. JSH-Mech raises a single hand, commanding the flames burning around it's body to surge forth, which they do. The flames tear through the land, scorching the earth to the point where it cracks, blue energies flowing out from the destruction and into the air. Smoke fills the skylines, giving the JSH-Mech an intimidating backdrop of unnatural lightning and flames as it slowly marches towards Undog, commanding another stream of flames to fly at Undog as the Mech marches. As the flames rush by, those who witness them shall find that what they're gazing upon resembles pure fire itself, in the rawest form it can come in. The Mech striding in front of them, towering over almost everything else on the battlefield, impassively continues blasting flames into the unfortunate Undog, which is forced to watch in horror as it's very flesh is scorched off the body, scattered and melted into naught but particles in the air, to be swept away and consumed by the flames. The flames then rush backwards, scorching EVEN MORE of Undog into particles, this time sweeping them into the heart of the inferno... the JSH-Mech itself. It stops the flames once satisfied with how much Undog it has consumed, striding forth to crush the rest underfoot, the flames wrapping around and providing a barrier against any surprise DETERMINATION attempts. Dammit, now I want a Mech version of me to be made. A moment passes by as the JSH-Mech raises it's foot, glancing down at the pile of dust that used to be Undog... before it proceeds to bring it's foot down once again. And again. And again. Then, when it raises it's foot up once more, it takes a step backwards, staring down at the dust pile. It snorts derisively, as much as a Mech can snort, summoning the azure inferno to one hand, then kneeling down and pummeling the pile of dust into the ground, burying Undog's remains in the middle of scorched terrain, where no life can be sustained. It rises back up once again, turning and striding away, the blue flames around it creeping around at anything that comes near to it. Which happens to include the Lava Elementals, which, upon being contacted by the blue flames, become massively empowered with the sheer strength of JSH-Mech's blue flames, gaining titles to match. Now they're Inheritors Of The Azure Inferno. Not that the JSH-Mech seems to care about having accidentally just promoted them. Fitting, considering who it is based off. It rumbles off into the distance, leaving deathly scorched earth where it walked. That won't be the last of that Mech. Damage Mechanic: 14/15 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) Sapphire Onslaught: 1/15 Sapphire Onslaught: 1/15

The UNDOG takes 14,000 HP of damage, and the Lava Elementals ascend to Inheritors of the Azure Inferno.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459868537))

12/15 for fiery defenses 12/15 for fiery speed. +1 to battlefury, topaz and engie Eric continues to laze about, chatting with people, messing around with his magic, and just generally being useless. The stone dentures continue spewing fire, adding more and more heat to the unfortunate OFW Mech's already rather uncomfortable burning situation. The flames just get higher and higher. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 15 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks... Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 43 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 11 toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 1 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

The OFW-Mech takes 8,000 HP of damage, and is Burning for a turn.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
**Divinity Alicia111: Before we begin this End of Turn Battle, I'd like to say that you should stop stealling my Mechs. Seriously, you aren't even godmodders, so how did you gain access to several Mechs?
**Divinity Alicia111: Especially you, Battlefury. You're only a Descendant, but you have access to a Mark Omega-Plus Mech.
**Divinity Alicia111: That's a Mech summoned with as much power as possibly by an Omega Plus.
**Divinity Alicia111: Descendants only have approximately as much power as an Alpha Godmodder.
**Divinity Alicia111: Even if you somehow managed to find a true mech, with the same method of creation as a godmodder, you shouldn't be able to get a Mark Omega-Plus mech.
**Divinity Alicia111: So, yeah.
**Divinity Alicia111: Don't rip me off.

UNDOG sees the sheer amount of DOG in its creator, Battlefury, so decides to absorb him.

The Glitch Temmies and Earth Archons work together to deal 32,000 HP of damage to the ASR-Mech. undertaleSucks decides to cut through the remainder of one of the OFW-Mech's arms, for 10,000 HP of damage.

Necro respawns, while the Feline Warriors cut through UNDOG for 12,000 HP of damage.

The ASR-Mech activates Burn In Despair on the Glitch Temmies.

The MTT-Mech activates It's Showtime. Similarly to the wreckage of the UDY-Mech becoming UNDOG, the MTT-Mech's spear flies up into the air, radiating with a blinding pink energy. This pink energy begins to scorch the Battlefield, with all non-PGs taking 10,000 HP of damage, causing Sorodin's body (but not soul, so you can still act) to be destroyed. The MTT-Mech begins to transcend the limitations of its normal form as a Mech, before simply disintegrating into nothingness, apart from its Spoil, the Luminous Orb.

The OFW-Mech recognises its impending doom, so charges energy to make its kamikaze minicrit, which is likely going to be a very bad thing. The newly titled Inheritors of the Azure Inferno burn down undertaleSucks.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana, before realising that turning Sorodin into a magical girl boy has backfired horribly on her, so she expends all four stacks of Depression to put Sorodin at 99 Grief. She seems to be nullifying something that would cause Sorodin to die normally due to grief reaching 100%, instead of having a certain thing happen.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy UNDOG.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Destroy Wave Undertale.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.
[PG]: Protect Wave Undertale.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE
Battlefury Must Die: All Mechs deal minicrits to Battlefury, excluding the UDY-Mech, which already deals super-crits to him.


[AG] Battlefury: 0/25 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 0/21,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 0/20 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 99% Grief, Depression: IIII, Well Fed: III, Summoning: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 16/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP

[H-BOSS] UNDOG Mk. Dog: 334,800/400,000 HP, Hushed: [b]I, Absorbs Alchemies and Armaments, Infinite Barks in a Millisecond: III, Dance of Dog: III, Dogsong: III, Doggify: IIIII, Doggone: IIIIII.[/b]

[AG] Glitch Temmies: 71/105 HP (x2), Have 4 Armour, Burn In Despair: II
[AG] Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x100)

[N] Fortress: 90,000/100,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] lvl55Necro: 20/20 HP, Necromancy: IIII
[N] Feline Warriors (x2): 5,000/15,000 HP, Bastet: IIIII, ATK Multiplier: 1.2x, Gravcrush: IIIII

[MECH] ASR-Mech Mk. I: 77,000/125,000 HP, Burn In Despair: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] OFW-Mech Mk. I: 8,438/125,000 HP, Scythe of Prevention (Takes criticals from Sorodin): [b]I, Purplecharged XBOX: 20,000/20,000 HP, Current SOUL: Soulless, Your Best Nightmare: III, Gravcrush: IIIII[/b]
[PG] Inheritors of the Azure Inferno: 30,000/30,000 HP (x2), Inflict Burning on attack.

[GM] Alicia111: 46/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x93), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, 15,000/15,000 HP (x10), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 100/100 HP (x150), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Gravitational Core (Lv. 3): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2) READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[IIIII] Delta Spear (Lv. 2): READY!, Owner: The_Topazian [AG]
[IIIII] Luminous Orb (Lv. 2) READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 18:04:00

Sorodin pokes the OFW-MECH. 5% greif is used to make this attack damaging. eZ spoil is eZ. If the OFW-MECH is not dead, the Boss-Killer Rubber Ducky quacks and validates its title once more. This whole attack crits. If it STILL isn't dead, Sorodin shoots Oblivion at it for alchemy bonus, and then remote detonate the explosive pistachios inside it. I have my body stand far away from the Soul Gem so it's open for attack.

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 19:16:00

@consumer: Huh? I thought Blinded just trashed an entity's accuracy, making most of their attacks miss instead of just being a fancy name for stun.
13/15 for fiery defenses
13/15 for fiery speed.
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric is still being useless...

The stone dentures continue unleashing their spree of fire, this, time turning the metal-melting goodness on the ASR-Mech, causing half of it's face to melt off and making it look more a droopy horse than a goat.


Well, how about that?
Halving the price of spoil rentals to make up for just how many I'm accumulating.

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 19:50:00

piono, you should target the ASR-Mech, as I'm going to attack the OFW if consumer doesn't fix the entity order thing. /nulled

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 19:57:00

Already done. Can I expend greif over 100%? Also, if anybody wants to kill me this turn, feel free. /null

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 20:35:00

Ohp, okay, editing my post.

Originally posted on 2016-04-05 21:03:00