QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459362742))

Stick && Magical Diamonds && Magically Treated Sponges || Plastic Staff With a Star on the End = Spongebawb' Staff, Tier 0 4/4 i continue bashing on the magic spear because i'm a uncreative schmuck right now. Then, an anvil from 500 blocks above falls on the UNY-mech's head. The Anvil turns into a corrosive acid, which quickly melts the UDY-mech. Then, i toss the molten remains into a steel factory, where it is disguised as steel that is used across many, many things. All of which sponstantiously turn into anti-matter and explode. I then activate the Spider Spawner. ACTIVATE ABILITY: REORGANIZATION Wow, i excepted for me to be off the battlefield before i even used this. Oh well. Tis a shame, people are gonna have to die due to bad luck on the AG side. I suddenly begin to reorganize the terrain making up the battlefield. By that, i mean i am altering the postion and material of chunks, with some landing in the air and some becoming massive lavafalls while some sink into the earth. Then, i revert things. The Toriel mech finds itself squished between a obsidian chunk and lava chunk. it drowns in the lava, but then i change the Obsidian to tnt which explodes. Meanwhile, i repair the terrian without making the floating chunks fall. Then i disable the antigravity. Whoops, looks like some mechs were caught by the falling rubble. Oh well. I then reveal that i also reorganized the mountain Engie is carrying, and forgot to disable the anti-grav, causing it to float off into space. I think we have had enough of the mountain being used as a weapon. I then make sure that if the mountain falls, it will land on the ASG-mech, and he will somehow end up as part of it, thus becoming the king in the mountain. 1+ to topaz 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 6/6 glitch temmies greatest pistols Finished. Forgot to finish this last post.

temmies GReaTEST pistolls!!11!!1 && Glitch Temmie Flakes = Glitch Temmie's Greatest Pistols (Level 5)
Glitch Temmie's Greatest Pistols (Level 5) == A pair of pistols lovingly crafted by Glitch Temmie. The original Glitch Temmie. Like our fellow Tem's pistols, they can hit two targets at once.

Fortunately for you, the magic spear is dead, so the anvil deals 10,000 HP of damage to the UDY-Mech. You can't act and activate a Spoil at the same time, so you only deal the damage. You then activate Reorganization, dealing 25,000 HP of damage to the TOR-Mech. Unfortunately for you, the Mountain manages to stay on the ground. In the distance, you can notice Alicia using magic to pull it down.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459364326))

5/6 for Hephaestus' Cleaver 5/6 for Triton's Wrath 13/15 for fiery warriors 13/15 for flame core +1 to battlefury, topaz and... uh, engie's the only other person here, so here engie, have +1. (topaz, can I have a +3 from you again so that I can get out my next in archon obnoxiousness?) Eric's rolls his eyes. "Fine then." He steps over onto the same plate that was used to ruin two of the kamikaze attacks so far, and presses the convenient nope button, nopeing his way out of the Fortress. Alicia hears the sound of pure, unmitigated NOPE heading towards the battlefield and looks up to see Eric coming inbound with Reforger out, grav-core strapped to the head of it. "EAT GRAVCRUSH YOU SON OF AN OTYUGH!" He slams hammer-head first into the ASG-Mech's head, applying all five stacks of gravcrush to it simultaneously, causing it to crumple inwards to the ground. "Okay, Alicia, you've officially ticked me off. I MIGHT let you off the hook once I finish trashing your Mechs." "Might." "Consider this a warning, any more stunts after this fight is over and you will rue the day you decided it would be fun to take potshots at my house." Mechs trolled: 3/8 Entity orders: Wipe the spiders off the face of the planet, actually, you know what? I've got enough angry entities in the base that I don't need the earth archons in there right now. The purple worms are enough to tank any attacks that might possibly bypass the Zone barrier. (once the battlefield moves again I want that crap to quit, the Fortress has an explicit ability that prevents world-targeting abilities from applying to things inside the Fortress while simultaneously preventing them from working if set off inside the Fortress. I'm letting it pass since the Fortress is literally right next door, but please no more once the battlefield moves) Speaking of which, topaz, I believe I'm completing 2/3 of your order right now, 10 credits have been subtracted form your store-d credit. Eric walks over to topaz. "I believe you placed an order for... 310 earth archons, yes?" "Well, I have 200 of them coming right now." The gates of the Fortress open with a thunderous creak, and 200 earth archons flow out onto the battlefield. They are now AZ and under topaz's control. They'll target whoever topaz tells them to. That is a good... let's see, 200 archons multiplied by 200 apiece.... That's 40K damage a round, not too shabby, should be enough to enable clearing the Mech of your choice off the face of the server. "Sadly, I don't currently have the rest available thanks to SOMEONE" He nods towards Alicia "Sending all sorts of absurd monsters after my summoning facilities. Don't ask why I'm using all this complicated technical jargon, I swear I didn't even know English until I came here." ((I'm much better to make deals with than the Incubators, aren't I?)) Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 42 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 21 (request for 110 earth archons pending) toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You use the Gravitational Core to apply five stacks of Gravcrush to the ASG-Mech, giving it six stacks of Gravcrush. Due to Boss instant kill immunity and being powerful enough to take it, the ASG-Mech takes 45,000 HP of damage instead of dying. You take 1 recoil damage. Topaz also gets 200 archons.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459375478))

I respawn. If you guy's don't mind, leave the ASG-Mech to me. My next attack only works against it.

You respawn.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459408228))

Battlefury13: Alicia, i would like to lodge a formal complaint. Battlefury13: That is to say, you think your pathetic, unheroic mech is worth the title of undying? Battlefury13: That's a funny joke. I begin smashing on the UDY-mech with the Hero's Sword. Battlefury13: Seriously, giving us a 160K hp or so Mech that is unlike its base in so many ways and then giving it the title of "Undyne-MECH the Undying"? Battlefury13: I for one think that anyone who knew Undyne is laughing off their socks or insanely offended that you think such a weaksauce mech, flagship or no, deserves such a title. Battlefury13: Unless you are enough of an megalomaniac that you don't care. But you have clearly demonstrated that you actually seem to care about building this server, even if it means forcing everyone to go along with your vision and making promises you cannot even fulfill at the time of making while forcing everyone to stay on. Battlefury13: Therefore, you using the Undying title and applying it to a cold, soulless, machine, is a case of terminal stupidity. And i don't think it's theme naming- As we all know, if the mechs were ever given properly themed named they would all be "MURDERBOT 99999999: whatevermob EDITION" Battlefury13: Unless, of course, you are crazy enough to think that a murderous mech is worthy of that title. In which case, see terminal stupidity. Battlefury13: In fact, none of your mechs are worth the titles you give them- in both character and power. Asgore has an absurd enough attack to one shot the Player... When he is not holding back. Here he is, not holding back. I see i am still standing. Battlefury13: And then there is your choice of commander- Alphy's. Makes sense, but for your stupid choice of WHICH Alphys. You choose the worst case timeline, and you know what happens to someone who isn't a stone-cold sociopath/psychopath when their friends start dropping dead and they end up in a position of helplessness. Battlefury13: I suppose that made recruitment easy, and typing up Alphy's dialogue much easier for the GM. Battlefury13: But you get what you pay for. You see, the same reason Alphy's might find leading those mechs good in any way- that anime is cool and that anime mechs are also cool- is it's VERY OWN DOWNFALL. Battlefury13: Because all you did is force her to relive her friends death, even though all you gave her were soulless mechs. The only more soulless thing here is that Springtrap i tossed at Verdana, and that is not exactly saying a lot. Battlefury13: My point is, not only is this ultimately sadistic and cruel in it's own way, its also stupidly themed anyway. It's also a source of spoils of war, and relatively easy Battlefury13: And then, there is your little takeover of the server. Tell me, if 3 admins could hardly handle control, how could YOU handle it? Battlefury13: If you keep moving and surpassing every single piece of chaos, you will tire out and become weak, and eventually die. Battlefury13: If you try to rule though fear, the second someone stands up to you everything will shatter. Battlefury13: If you try to rule via appeasement.. Well, you already seem to be doing that to an extent, but if you appease everyone with the same thing, someone is gonna demand more and when you give them more, others are gonna ask for more. And some people are gonna be mad that you are giving their rivals stuff. Not to mention griefers. Battlefury13: And, lets assume you DO win. Well, first i can tell from Verdana's actions that he is either going to wreck the server or leave outright. And lets suppose you manage to hold on for a long time, crushing revolts with ease and preventing the rebels from revolting enmasse. Battlefury13: This timeline has godmodders after they all were wiped out canonically.  What if one that is much more powerful comes on and demands control? Something like an Omega? Or what if a Beta-Plus comes on, seeking to gain your rank and take the server? Battlefury13: Well, all that tyranny sure leaves a convenient and easy takeover for any godmodder. Battlefury13: And lets assume that none of that happens. Well, eventually, people will reach their breaking point, being stuck on one server forever with no choice in the grand scheme of things, no choice in servers, no ability to leave..  Then, eventually, a large revolt will occur. Battlefury13: The Narrative will weigh in and just power them up, starting this whole mess all over, and perhaps making you even need support from the conflict to hold on in the end. Battlefury13: Oh, and did you not notice that so long as their is one isolated AG, no matter how many terrors or mechs you have, this game of ours goes on? Battlefury13: As much as you may not like it, we [AG]'s have a much simpler way to win- Just keep trying. You, on the other hand, are dependant on the plot to win- Can't blow up the planet if it goes against the plot, can you? And even if you did, it would just become part of it. Battlefury13: I don't care about your vision for a server, or how awesome you think your idea will be. You're methods have already ruined it. From the moment you took over this server forcefully, you tossed it into a sprawing pit of chaos you still cannot deal with. And now, you are dependant on outright focusing us down to deal with us while most godmodders can just kill us and be done with it. Battlefury13: Tell me, if you cannot deal with a revolt at it's weakest point, how dare you presume that you can just control this server? Battlefury13: Because, the truth is, as long as there is something for the narrative to give power to, you cannot rule. And surely, there are plenty of players here who would glady fight you. For the narrative to power up. In the end, all you will do is damage your precious server and destroy your repetition as you fail to fulfill promises that you made. Battlefury13: And now, i ask for the players here: Would you really side with Alicia just because she promised you a cool base and to make the server cool? Because so far, she has done neither. Would you side with her because she is more powerful? Her power will not matter if we are persistant enough. Would you side with her just because she is an admin? Then by that logic, you should be siding with the other admins as they were admins before her. Battlefury13: In summary: The mechs are sadistic and cruel, actually taking over the server would be a hard task, and the narrative is just gonna keep powering up your enemy's until you die in an unmarked grave 99999 years into the grim darkness of the future. Typing essays of text at 3:09 AM is fun. You should try it sometime. I direct the power of this essay towards the UDY mech. 1/10 Anti-Kamikaze 1+ to topaz 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors

The sheer strength of this essay deals 17,500 HP of damage to the UDY-Mech, as it's just that good. Unfortunately, the sheer power of the essay weakens the bashing, so that only deals 6,000 HP of damage to the UDY-Mech and 1,500 HP of damage to the Lesser Brute Psycho. Unfortunately for you, the beginning of the speech increases the power of the UDY-Mech's hatred towards Battlefury to dealing 2.5 times the amount of damage it would normally deal towards you. This means that it can OHKO you provided the Temmie Armour is inactive. It wants you dead that much.

Alicia turns towards you, and you find yourself unable to move or type anything in Minecraft.
**Divinity Alicia111: Ah, the Curse of Keyboard-Stopping.
**Divinity Alicia111: I use it to make idiots like you shut up.
**Divinity Alicia111: First off, the UDY-Mech isn't dead, so is it is technically Undying.
**Divinity Alicia111: Second, thanks for the feedback, so I can make this series of Mechs harder to kill.

Alicia decides to make all Mechs deal minicrits to you, because you've angered her that much.

**Divinity Alicia111: Second, I'm not going to stay here forever. That would be pointless, and I wouldn't gain that much power from just holding a single server.
**Divinity Alicia111: I have defeated godmodders of higher rank before, I like to consider myself stronger than a usual godmodder of my rank, and have more allies than the Omega Plus at the same rank, apart from people he convinced to fight the previous Omega-Plus.
**Divinity Alicia111: As much as I hate it, the Conflict is powering me here whether I like it or not.
**Divinity Alicia111: Getting killed by the Narrative in a godmodding war is the sad end of a lot of godmodders, but I won't die that easily, especially to the likes of you.
**Divinity Alicia111: Plus, look how close you Anti-Godmodders were to losing.
**Divinity Alicia111: One Descendant and one player.
**Divinity Alicia111: Sure, as long as there is one Descendant, you can survive, but I can easily deal with one Descendant, over and over again, until you ragequit. Or stay trapped here.
**Divinity Alicia111: I know you don't want to give up, so I'll introduce you to pain and suffering until your mind can't take it any more, and you either die or serve.
**Divinity Alicia111: You made a mistake doing this speech on the turn where I was about to activate a charge against you, Battlefury.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1459422305))

Verdana grins at the unknown players. He doesn't seem even remotely affected by the bunch of spookiness coming from OMF-Mech's attack, meaning that he technically gets initiative. And if there's one thing that Verdana excels at, it's utterly punishing any moment of weakness that he has an opportunity to take advantage of. But, first, he has business to take care of... somebody just tried to mess with his mountain. Verdana warps through time and space, ending up right in front of Battlefury just before he's about to try using his ability on the mountain. Excuse me! That's awfully rude of you, trying to mess with my mountain... and, heh, wait, you SERIOUSLY think you're going to be able to burn through the entire health bar of a 500000 health entity, with an attack unfocused enough to hit three different entities? HA! You are such an IDIOT. To put it into perspective for you, I recall Alicia having roughly 60000 attack power. Mister Dick over in the main timeline has, what, 100000? Hell, the Omega Plus herself, User Zero, only has 300000ish attack power. You're not oneshotting the mountain with a Descendant-level attack power just yet, mate. Confident that he has managed to save his mountain, he grins in an unnerving manner, returning to the current timeline, right in the middle of the cluster of unknown players. As for all of YOU people, well, you're taking swords and a cannon up against someone who's current feats of strength include being the first one to hit Alicia in combat, AND inventing overkill as a status condition... look, I don't mean to brag, but long story short, I'm somewhat ABOVE your league. Let me show you... FIRST HAND! And this is the part where a flailing multitude of metal chains rise up from out of the earth, lashing around the unknown players and tearing into their Minecraftian flesh, burrowing into their bodies through the eyes only to sprout a lethal arrangement of horrendously jagged spikes, tearing them apart and lifting up the remains onto a series of gruesome displays that resemble utterly demented Christmas decorations. Verdana laughs at their plight, even taking the time to crush them into a more compact form with his gravity manipulation, before getting an idea... reaching out, he drains the ammunition from the TNT cannon, imbues it with pure Oblivion-elemental power, then activates a single block of TNT and levitates it next to the gathering of players that he just utterly brutalized. There's a while flash, and then, where the corpses and chains were, there's now... nothing. As in, not only are there no corpses or chains left, the section of space where the Oblivion-powered TNT exploded just doesn't even register as an area anymore. And then Verdana makes everything worse by drawing a pair of boulders up from under the earth for the sole purpose of teabagging the general area where there was supposed to be a group of Minecraftians without having to risk getting near the ceased existence zone. He'd probably survive going in there because bullshitkinesis (AKA reasons which I don't feel like explaining yet), but it'd still be an extremely painful experience... for you... Oh, and he decides to do something about the other players all doing health things. Stupid damage-taking mechanic: 4/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) +2 to Alicia, +1 to Piono

The Unknown players and the TNT cannon are shredded to pieces.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459434149))

Thanks engie. 6/6 for Hephaestus' Cleaver: This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily. 6/6 for Triton's Wrath: Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it the power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. 15/15 for fiery warriors 15/15 for flame core +1 to battlefury, topaz and engie Eric chimes in on the end of battlefury's comment. "As an addendum, I'd like to point out that I, a single Descendant (whatever the heck that means) have repeatedly wrecked your crap, like, basically under my own power." "I mean, not dissing the three factions that helped me out, but jeez, they aren't even godmodders. Half of them have only just started trying out the new mods, and they're STILL trashing your stuff like tomorrow isn't a thing." "That's not even getting started on my archons..." "We took down half of your firepower in, what, three rounds? Four?" "Yeah, if I were you I'd back down for a bit and try to get your act together before doing anything else." And then there's a glowing light from further away... "It's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-duel!" Eric draws from the spellcard deck, pulling out card 9. If this deals damage to one target, smash the OMF Mech's face in, if it spreads it out, hit the purplecharged XBOX too. If it negates regen, hit up the UDY Mech, if it just inflicts status debuffs, sprinkle that sucker all over the Mechs in general. If it provides a defense buff, give it to the archons. If it's healing... hit the Fortress, then spread the leftovers between all the non PG forces. Meanwhile, in the Fortress... 15/15 x2 expended! First layer of fire troops summoned! This is the part where I start making preparations to make up for the fact that my troops are gonna get debuffed heavily in a few rounds. First off is the fire barracks, this building is intimidating and radiates heat, although Minecraftians can't actually feel heat, so most everybody is okay so long as they don't touch the burning portions of it, which will obviously set idiots that do on fire. Similarly, at the heart of the Fortress, the earth core gains an angry, glowing, red counterpart. Fire Barrack stats: 45K health, summons 30 fire archons every round, stats: 100 health, 500 attack. Inflict the On Fire debuff on targets. (health more than halved, attack exactly doubled plus the debuff, I believe it balances out.) Fire Core stats: 30K health, restores 5K health around to fire buildings, prevents fire buildings from being permanently destroyed when their health runs out, instead having them go into 'broken' mode until fully healed. Can't be attacked while there are fire minions around. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it the power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.) Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 43 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 21 (request for 110 earth archons pending) toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 1 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. Notes, alchemies have been changed to be cheaper to purchase, as has the deck of spellcards, the gravitational core has been added to the list of rentals. Asgore's drop will be added once I try it out next round.

You draw Philosophy of a Hated Person and apply it to the Earth Archons, making them untargetable as well as automatically dealing damage to enemies in the Fortress. You also take 2 recoil damage.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Glitch Temmie Horde do nothing for now.

The Anti-Godmodders smash the TOR-Mech into pieces.

The Laughing Dead attack the Lesser Brute Psycho for 7,500 HP of damag, while Necro respawns.

The Lesser Brute Psycho returns the favour by bulldozing a Laughing Dead into oblivion. The UDY-Mech decides to take out its hatred of Battlefury by annihilating his Temmie Armour as well as dealing 9 damage to him. The TOR-Mech is charging healing energy into it. The ASG-Mech knows it's about to die, so chops 30 of the AG Earth Archons into oblivion. The ASR-Mech uses Chaos Blaster on HalloweenHax0r, obliterating him. The MTT-Mech then kicks two of the Laughing Dead into oblivion. The OWF-Mech changes SOUL colour to Dark Red, before using most of its weaponry against Battlefury and piono, who both take 8 damage. They then feel their very being being Warped, with rolls of 3 and 9. Battlefury becomes Glitched, and piono finds his armour completely disabled for three turns. The Mechanical Spiders bodyguard for the UDY-Mech.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana. She decides to hold Diplomacy for until the Mechs are all dead, and points at Battlefury. His health is suddenly reduced to one.
**Divinity Alicia111: Do anything else that annoys me, and I'll reduce it to 0. Instantly.

In the Fortress:
Maintenance happens, and the Mechanical Spiders get flattened by the entirety of the Fortress's forces.

In the Forest:
The area around you is perfectly clear, apart from the fact that triplequestionmarks is respawning.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Destroy Wave Undertale.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.
[PG]: Protect Wave Undertale.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE
Bergentrückung: Everybody who isn't a Pro-Godmodder cannot heal! (Yes, they can still respawn.) I[/b]
Battlefury Must Die: All Mechs deal minicrits to Battlefury, excluding the UDY-Mech, which already deals super-crits to him.


[AG] Battlefury: 1/25 HP, Has 0 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 0/21,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (The Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII, Glitched: II
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 20/20 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Summoning: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 11/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII, Armour Disabled: II

[???] Glitch Temmie Horde: 99/105 HP (x2), Have 4 Armour

[AG-PL] undertaleSucks: 10/20 HP (x2), Undertale Must Burn: III
[AG] Incubator Horde: 7,500/7,500 HP (x4)
[AG] Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x170)

[N] Fortress: 80,000/105,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Laughing Dead: 5,000/8,000 HP (x2), Burn in Despair: I, Turn things killed by them into other members of them.
[N-PL] lvl55Necro: 20/20 HP (x2), Necromancy: IIII

[PG] Lesser Brute Psychopath: 45,000/60,000 HP, 20% damage reduction due to the rubber bands.
[MECH] UDY-Mech Mk. I: 83,500/120,000 HP, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Magical Spear: 10,000/40,000 HP, Regeneration (10,000 HP), Battle Against a True Hero: III, Deals super-criticals (2.5x damage) to Battlefury, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] TOR-Mech Mk. I: 0/75,000 HP, Ruins: I
[MECH] ASG-Mech Mk. I: 11,000/100,000 HP, Bergentrückung: III
[MECH] ASR-Mech Mk. I: 118,000/125,000 HP, Burn In Despair: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] MTT-Mech Mk. I: 88,250/100,000 HP, Death by Glamour: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] OFW-Mech Mk. I: 115,000/125,000 HP, Purplecharged XBOX: 20,000/20,000 HP, Current SOUL: Light Purple, Your Best Nightmare: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[PG] Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x20,000)

[GM] Alicia111: 46/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 50)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 10/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, It's All Just A Prank: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 5/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, 0° All Scope: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] MLG Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x10), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] amostsecretsociety Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x10), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] PranksterCrew: 500/500 HP (x10), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 35,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x33), Philosophy of a Hated Person: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] RoswellGreys51: 20/20 HP, Has 1 Armour, Abduction: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Spire: 0/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 20,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 5,000/15,000 HP (x4), 15,000/15,000 HP (x2), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Bastet Shrine: 5,000/30,000 HP, Feline Warriors (x2), Bastet: IIIII, ATK Multiplier: 1.2x, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[PG] engie/Verdana: 9/20 HP

[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[N] triplequestionmarks: 0/20 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour.

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards: RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Gravitational Core: RECHARGING, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner: READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 18:43:00

Found a mistake consumer, you have the fire barracks producing earth archons.
1/15 for fiery defenses.
1/15 for flaming speed.

Eric looks rather irritatedly at the OFW Mech, stomps his foot, and the stone dentures shoot up out of the ground and bite off the ASG-Mech's head.
He then lurches forwards, slamming Triton's Wrath into the OFW Mech, sending a surge of water flowing through it's circuitry messing up lots of things in a very big way.
He then rips it out, then slams the superconductor supercomputer into the slot, sending an enormous charge of electricity through it, causing the entire thing to spazz out.
Eric jumps away from it right as the OFW Mech explodes.
He then sticks his hand up in the air as the stone dentures come down and deposit the ASG-Mech's spoil into it.



Originally posted on 2016-03-31 21:29:00

I thought Alicia's job was to annoy us by repeatedly killing us until we raged. Instead, someone not even near her power has her annoyed enough that she is practically focusing him down.

Oh, and consumer? You forgot to reset my Reorganization charge, since i used it.




Now if you excuse me i'm gonna activate this spoil (spider spawner targeting the undying mech) and go die in a depressed manner.

the the the the the
2/10 Annoying Godmodders Is Fun
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 22:38:00

Probably Not a Cat 15/15

Sorodin summons something...

it's...

it's...

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

It's.....

not a cat. The MTT-Mech is so shocked by this, it takes a lot of damage. Sorodin nods to the not-a-cat, and it goes back to the shadows.

CHARGE 2/15

((For some reason, T H E is turning into a smiley face on this post. :/))

The MTT-Mech hits it's foot on something. It looks down, and sees a pie tin. To be exact, the pie that Sorodin threw at the ASG-Mech. It shakes violently. Before the MTT-Mech can run, vines fly out of the ground and encase the MTT-Mech in a dome made out of vines. No matter how hard it pounds at them, they don't even sustain damage. Looking back at the pie tin, something pops out, spraying pie everywhere. It looks like a mechanical flower.

FWY-Mech> Howdy! I'm Flowey! FLOWEY THE FLOWER!

FWY-Mech> And you are... well, not the target I EXPECTED to see, but at least Sorodin delivers somewhat.

FWY-Mech> Now that we're done with introductions, it's time for you to die.

FWY-Mech> You IDIOT.

Vines encase the MTT-Mech, holding it in the air. They squeeze, spikes on them tearing into the MTT-Mech's body.

FWY-Mech> So, while we're doing this, I might as well tell you how I got here. Golly, I hope you don't die before I finish. That would suck for you, huh?

The MTT-Mech tries to respond, but is met with a nuke in the mouth, and another vine over her mouth.

FWY-Mech> That was a rhetorical question. Well, to begin, I met a guy named the Scribe.

Flamethrowers pop out of nowhere and start heating up the MTT-Mech to unbearable temperatures.

FWY-Mech> I used him, just like I'm using Sorodin now.

The nuke in the MTT-Mech's stomach blows up.

FWY-Mech> He used others, to create me.

Multiple finger guns appear out of nowhere and start firing at the MTT-Mech's heart.

FWY-Mech> I'm taking over that universe, just as I am this one.

A swarm of flies start chomping on the MTT-Mech.

FWY-Mech> But was I satisfied with one game? I should've been, considering that it's a main series game.

The flies cover the MTT-Mech's whole body now, chewing through the metal.

FWY-Mech>No, I wasn't. I'm not going to rest until ALL of your pathetic universes are dead.

A vine shoots out of the dome, impaling the MTT-Mech and letting flies crawl in, where they chew through the wiring.

FWY-Mech> All I needed was a way to get there.

The FWY-Mech cackles manically.

FWY-Mech> But than that IDIOT, Sorodin, came along.

Lasers flash, the MTT-Mech gaining multiple pinprick-sized holes in it.

FWY-Mech> All he wanted was a Spoil. I have much bigger dreams.

The flies inside the MTT-Mech explode into vines, which then burst out of the MTT-Mech and connect to the dome.

FWY-Mech> Don't worry. I won't destroy you yet.

A Real Knife appears, then stabs the MTT-Mech once for every beat in Megalovania.

FWY-Mech> I'll wait until you think you've achieved victory, and then I'll pull it away.

A maniacal gleam shines in the FWY-Mech's eyes, via lights.

FWY-Mech> This is only a fragment of my power. Ugh, Sorodin's... construct is so limiting.

Star-shaped projectiles fly out of the FWY-Mech's eyes, and to the MTT-Mech, piercing through it's broken metal and shearing it off entirely.

FWY-Mech> Let me tell you where I come from, then.

More nukes fly out and into the MTT-Mech, detonating instantly.

FWY-Mech> In the world I came from, Chara had possessed the player.

The MTT-Mech is slammed against the floor several times.

FWY-Mech> When they went through the game, they found that nobody came. Why, you wonder.

The Real Knife comes back and slices several wires, and impaling itself in the MTT-Mech's motherboard.

FWY-Mech> B e c a u s e I k i l l e d t h e m a l l .

More vines tear apart the MTT-Mech into pieces, and hurl them outside the dome.

FWY-Mech> I took all 8 SOULs, including Chara's.

The heat applied by the flamethrower is increased tenfold.

FWY-Mech> Then I broke the barrier, and took all those humans SOULs too.

The star-shaped shurikens slice through more wires.

FWY-Mech> Golly, I'm running out of time. I'll be back, and I'll be here for blood next time. Consider this a warning shot.

The FWY-Mech retreats into the pie, which then explodes. No sign of the FWY-Mech is seen. A vine rockets upwards and tears through the MTT-Mech, before all the random junk inside it spontaneously combusts. Vines then tear apart the MTT-Mech, scattering pieces all around the battlefield. If the MTT-Mech is still intact, the Real Knife comes back and slices it up to the point where it's no longer recognizable. Sorodin expends 5% of his Grief to make this attack more powerful.

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 03:36:00

Verdana has an almost assholish smirk on his face as he waits for triplequestionmarks to respawn. He also has time to devour some dry pasta. Straight from the container. Without cooking it.

They're better dry.

Also he heals himself with Life-element fuckery.

Well, come on then. You're going to have to do better than THAT if you want to even come close to standing a chance against me.

Stupid damage-taking mechanic: 6/15 (+1 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 12:14:00

@topaz: You keep forgetting your +1s... or is that intentional? I dunno.
@consumer: bergentrukung should've expired by now, it's been a round.
2/15 for fiery defenses
3/15 for fiery speed.

Alicia is no doubt about to impale battlefury since he's still aggravating her. Well, she's about to crush him when suddenly he sinks into the ground.
And then she feels the prongs in the back of her neck.
The armor stops Triton's Wrath of course, but unfortunately, the helmet also makes a good leveraging point, and Eric, using one of his timeclones' backs as a fulcrum, flips Alicia over onto her head.
"Hi. I think battlefury's right."
Gaia's herald, encased in a massive boulder, smashes into Alicia.
"It really is ironic, isn't it? Your job is to get us all to ragequit,"
a sudden geyser launches her upwards and Eric's third timeclone smashes into her with Hephaestus' Cleaver.
"And yet you're the only one on the battlefield who isn't having fun. I mean, aside from Alphys of course."
All three timeclones sweep around with their respective elemental weapon and smash into Alicia simultaneously.
"You are honestly doing a pretty terrible job."
Eric's timeclones dissipate and he steps back.
Alicia stands up and almost falls over as a penguin rushes past her.
She's then bowled over by a giant, angry rubber duck that was chasing that penguin.
"Uh..."
I swear, that wasn't me. I wasn't expecting it either.

Entity orders: Everything will repair the spire, then dirt barracks. Basically everyone's just fixing up broken buildings to get ready to unleash another wave of unpleasantness next round.



Originally posted on 2016-04-01 15:15:00

I'm getting a message when trying to update that prevents me from posting with too many emoticons. I'll see if this goes through. And it does. I think it's due to the MSPA faces, but I have a fix for that as well.

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QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459456166))

Found a mistake consumer, you have the fire barracks producing earth archons. 1/15 for fiery defenses. 1/15 for flaming speed. Eric looks rather irritatedly at the OFW Mech, stomps his foot, and the stone dentures shoot up out of the ground and bite off the ASG-Mech's head. He then lurches forwards, slamming Triton's Wrath into the OFW Mech, sending a surge of water flowing through it's circuitry messing up lots of things in a very big way. He then rips it out, then slams the superconductor supercomputer into the slot, sending an enormous charge of electricity through it, causing the entire thing to spazz out. Eric jumps away from it right as the OFW Mech explodes. He then sticks his hand up in the air as the stone dentures come down and deposit the ASG-Mech's spoil into it. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. the Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. the Giga Gun (level 5): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. the Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. the crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it the power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.) Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 43 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 21 (request for 110 earth archons pending) toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 1 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You deal 6,000 HP of damage to the ASG-Mech, which unfortunately doesn't kill it, and deal 16,000 HP of damage to the OFW-Mech.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459460332))

I thought Alicia's job was to annoy us by repeatedly killing us until we raged. Instead, someone not even near her power has her annoyed enough that she is practically focusing him down. Oh, and consumer? You forgot to reset my Reorganization charge, since i used it. Also, not using the project charge? Are you trying to make some kind of darma statement when you could just KILL ME ON the SPOT??? Now if you excuse me i'm gonna activate this spoil (spider spawner targeting the undying mech) and go die in a depressed manner because Pricey of all people is viewing the thread and might post.  Nevermind that comment, he is gone. t h e the is over 9000. the the the the the the the the the the 2/10 Annoying Godmodders Is Fun 1+ to topaz 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors

You activate the Spider Spawner, summoning 35,000 Mechanical Spiders to go fight the UDY-Mech, and take 1 recoil damage. This kills you. Alicia claps at the fact that you killed yourself, but is slightly annoyed at the fact that she didn't get to kill you.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459478183))

Probably Not a Cat 15/15 Sorodin summons something... it's... it's... OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. It's..... not a cat. the MTT-Mech is so shocked by this, it takes a lot of damage. Sorodin nods to the not-a-cat, and it goes back to the shadows. CHARGE 2/15 ((For some reason, T H E is turning into a smiley face on this post. :/)) the MTT-Mech hits it's foot on something. It looks down, and sees a pie tin. To be exact, the pie that Sorodin threw at the ASG-Mech. It shakes violently. Before the MTT-Mech can run, vines fly out of the ground and encase the MTT-Mech in a dome made out of vines. No matter how hard it pounds at them, they don't even sustain damage. Looking back at the pie tin, something pops out, spraying pie everywhere. It looks like a mechanical flower. FWY-Mech> Howdy! I'm Flowey! FLOWEY the FLOWER! FWY-Mech> And you are... well, not the target I EXPECTED to see, but at least Sorodin delivers somewhat. FWY-Mech> Now that we're done with introductions, it's time for you to die. FWY-Mech> You IDIOT. Vines encase the MTT-Mech, holding it in the air. They squeeze, spikes on them tearing into the MTT-Mech's body. FWY-Mech> So, while we're doing this, I might as well tell you how I got here. Golly, I hope you don't die before I finish. That would suck for you, huh? the MTT-Mech tries to respond, but is met with a nuke in the mouth, and another vine over her mouth. FWY-Mech> That was a rhetorical question. Well, to begin, I met a guy named the Scribe. Flamethrowers pop out of nowhere and start heating up the MTT-Mech to unbearable temperatures. FWY-Mech> I used him, just like I'm using Sorodin now. the nuke in the MTT-Mech's stomach blows up. FWY-Mech> He used others, to create me. Multiple finger guns appear out of nowhere and start firing at the MTT-Mech's heart. FWY-Mech> I'm taking over that universe, just as I am this one. A swarm of flies start chomping on the MTT-Mech. FWY-Mech> But was I satisfied with one game? I should've been, considering that it's a main series game. the flies cover the MTT-Mech's whole body now, chewing through the metal. FWY-Mech>No, I wasn't. I'm not going to rest until ALL of your pathetic universes are dead. A vine shoots out of the dome, impaling the MTT-Mech and letting flies crawl in, where they chew through the wiring. FWY-Mech> All I needed was a way to get there. the FWY-Mech cackles manically. FWY-Mech> But than that IDIOT, Sorodin, came along. Lasers flash, the MTT-Mech gaining multiple pinprick-sized holes in it. FWY-Mech> All he wanted was a Spoil. I have much bigger dreams. the flies inside the MTT-Mech explode into vines, which then burst out of the MTT-Mech and connect to the dome. FWY-Mech> Don't worry. I won't destroy you yet. A Real Knife appears, then stabs the MTT-Mech once for every beat in Megalovania. FWY-Mech> I'll wait until you think you've achieved victory, and then I'll pull it away. A maniacal gleam shines in the FWY-Mech's eyes, via lights. FWY-Mech> This is only a fragment of my power. Ugh, Sorodin's... construct is so limiting. Star-shaped projectiles fly out of the FWY-Mech's eyes, and to the MTT-Mech, piercing through it's broken metal and shearing it off entirely. FWY-Mech> Let me tell you where I come from, then. More nukes fly out and into the MTT-Mech, detonating instantly. FWY-Mech> In the world I came from, Chara had possessed the player. the MTT-Mech is slammed against the floor several times. FWY-Mech> When they went through the game, they found that nobody came. Why, you wonder. the Real Knife comes back and slices several wires, and impaling itself in the MTT-Mech's motherboard. FWY-Mech> B e c a u s e  I  k i l l e d  t h e m  a l l . More vines tear apart the MTT-Mech into pieces, and hurl them outside the dome. FWY-Mech> I took all 8 SOULs, including Chara's. the heat applied by the flamethrower is increased tenfold. FWY-Mech> Then I broke the barrier, and took all those humans SOULs too. the star-shaped shurikens slice through more wires. FWY-Mech> Golly, I'm running out of time. I'll be back, and I'll be here for blood next time. Consider this a warning shot. the FWY-Mech retreats into the pie, which then explodes. No sign of the FWY-Mech is seen. A vine rockets upwards and tears through the MTT-Mech, before all the random junk inside it spontaneously combusts. Vines then tear apart the MTT-Mech, scattering pieces all around the battlefield. If the MTT-Mech is still intact, the Real Knife comes back and slices it up to the point where it's no longer recognizable. Sorodin expends 5% of his Grief to make this attack more powerful.

The MTT-Mech takes a massive 47,400 HP* of damage with 12,500 HP of damage added to that. You gain 20% Grief due to that. The OFW-Mech puts a picture of the FWY-Mech in its systems to go hunt it down for ripping off its general design and being generally OP.

Originally, it was 30k, but then I found out it was a charged attack.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1459509287))

Verdana has an almost assholish smirk on his face as he waits for triplequestionmarks to respawn. He also has time to devour some dry pasta. Straight from the container. Without cooking it. They're better dry. Also he heals himself with Life-element fuckery. Well, come on then. You're going to have to do better than THAT if you want to even come close to standing a chance against me. Stupid damage-taking mechanic: 6/15 (+1 from Alicia)

You heal yourself for 8 HP of damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459520128))

@topaz: You keep forgetting your +1s... or is that intentional? I dunno. @consumer: bergentrukung should've expired by now, it's been a round. 2/15 for fiery defenses 3/15 for fiery speed. Alicia is no doubt about to impale battlefury since he's still aggravating her. Well, she's about to crush him when suddenly he sinks into the ground. And then she feels the prongs in the back of her neck. the armor stops Triton's Wrath of course, but unfortunately, the helmet also makes a good leveraging point, and Eric, using one of his timeclones' backs as a fulcrum, flips Alicia over onto her head. "Hi. I think battlefury's right." Gaia's herald, encased in a massive boulder, smashes into Alicia. "It really is ironic, isn't it? Your job is to get us all to ragequit," a sudden geyser launches her upwards and Eric's third timeclone smashes into her with Hephaestus' Cleaver. "And yet you're the only one on the battlefield who isn't having fun. I mean, aside from Alphys of course." All three timeclones sweep around with their respective elemental weapon and smash into Alicia simultaneously. "You are honestly doing a pretty terrible job." Eric's timeclones dissipate and he steps back. Alicia stands up and almost falls over as a penguin rushes past her. She's then bowled over by a giant, angry rubber duck that was chasing that penguin. "Uh..." I swear, that wasn't me. I wasn't expecting it either. Entity orders: Everything will repair the spire, then dirt barracks. Basically everyone's just fixing up broken buildings to get ready to unleash another wave of unpleasantness next round. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. the Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. the Giga Gun (level 5): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. the Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. the crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it the power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.) Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 44 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 21 (request for 110 earth archons pending) toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 1 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

You heavily wound Alicia for 17,400 HP of damage...

It turns out that you hit the Lesser Brute Psychopath as neither the Neutrals or AGs have an entity advantage over Alicia.

**Divinity Alicia111: I guess that's true, unfortunately.
**Divinity Alicia111: I'll find some way to make you all suffer soon, so don't worry about that.
[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Glitch Temmie Horde play some Temmie board games in the middle of the battlefield.

undertaleSucks destroys the ASG-Mech, whle the Incubator Horde deals 8,000 HP of damage to the Magical Spear. The Earth Archons destroy the Magical Spear before dealing 22,000 HP of damage to the MTT-Mech. The Mechanical Spiders destroy 8,750 of the Mechanical Spiders guarding the UDY-Mech.

The Laughing Dead can't act due to Burn in Despair and shouldn't have been able to act last turn.

The Lesser Brute Psychopath smashes down a member of the Laughing Dead. The UDY-Mech would normally wait another turn to activate Battle Against A True Hero, but sees the high amount of damage that the opposition are doing to the Mechs and activates it anyway. It raises its spear, and a barrier appears, wrapping itself across the OFW-Mech and MTT-Mech. They are now invincible for the next round and it appears that the UDY-Mech isn't recharging. That's right, Battle Against A True Hero provides invinciblity to not one, but two Mechs per turn. Thankfully, it can't target itself but you still probably want to get rid of the UDY-Mech fast.

The TOR-Mech activates Ruins, and destroyed parts of the Battlefield find themselves absorbed into the TOR-Mech's sphere, before a massive amount of healing energy flows into the other Mechs, focusing on the MTT-Mech. All Mechs gain 5,000 HP of damage, and the MTT-Mech gains 25,000 HP of damage on top of that. As Battlefury was the last player to damage it, he gets its Spoil, the Healing Tray, which will be explained in the OP at a time where thes don't become MSPA faces.

The ASG-Mech is charging energy for its kamikaze. The ASR-Mech snipes the last Laughing Dead out of existence, while the MTT-Mech tries to kick Sorodin's Soul Gem into bits, but misses and hits him for 10 HP of damage. The OFW-Mech fires at the Fortress, dealing 5,000 HP of damage to both the Fortress and the Fortress' max HP. The PG-Mechanical Spiders rush the AG-Mechanical Spiders, destroying 5,000 of them.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana, before deciding to create an anti Archon turret, as they're just that annoying. The Anti-Archon Turret destroys sixty Earth-Archons before malfunctioning and exploding next to a single Incubator, as it appears Alicia hasn't put that much effort into it.

In the Fortress:
Maintenance happens, and the combined force of the players and Archons heal the Earthen buildings to full health.

In the Forest:
triplequestionmarks respawns and doesn't like to be confronted with a murderous psychopath. He doesn't like it that much, to the point where he calls reinforcements from his allies. Several allies, equipped in gear good enough to grant 1 Armour point, appear.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Destroy Wave Undertale.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.
[PG]: Protect Wave Undertale.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE
Battlefury Must Die: All Mechs deal minicrits to Battlefury, excluding the UDY-Mech, which already deals super-crits to him.


[AG] Battlefury: 0/25 HP, Has 0 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 0/21,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII, Glitched: II
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 10/20 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 20% Grief, Summoning: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 12/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII, Armour Disabled: I

[???] Glitch Temmie Horde: 99/105 HP (x2), Have 4 Armour

[AG-PL] undertaleSucks: 10/20 HP (x2), Undertale Must Burn: III
[AG] Incubator Horde: 7,500/7,500 HP (x3)
[AG] Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x110)
[AG] Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x30,000)

[N] Fortress: 75,000/100,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] lvl55Necro: 20/20 HP (x2), Necromancy: IIII

[PG] Lesser Brute Psychopath: 27,600/60,000 HP, 20% damage reduction due to the rubber bands.
[MECH] UDY-Mech Mk. I: 89,500/120,000 HP, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Magical Spear: 0/40,000 HP, Regeneration (10,000 HP), Battle Against a True Hero: III (ACTIVE!), Deals super-criticals (2.5x damage) to Battlefury, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] ASG-Mech Mk. I: 0/100,000 HP, ASGORE: I
[MECH] ASR-Mech Mk. I: 123,000/125,000 HP, Burn In Despair: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] MTT-Mech Mk. I: 57,350/100,000 HP, Invincible due to Battle Against A True Hero, Death by Glamour: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] OFW-Mech Mk. I: 87,000/125,000 HP, Purplecharged XBOX: 20,000/20,000 HP, Current SOUL: Light Purple, Your Best Nightmare: III, Invincible due to Battle Against a True Hero, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[PG] Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x20,000)

[GM] Alicia111: 46/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 50)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 10/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, It's All Just A Prank: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 5/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, 0° All Scope: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] MLG Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x10), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] amostsecretsociety Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x10), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] PranksterCrew: 500/500 HP (x10), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 500/500 HP (x63), Philosophy of a Hated Person: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] RoswellGreys51: 20/20 HP, Has 1 Armour, Abduction: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 20,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 5,000/15,000 HP (x4), 15,000/15,000 HP (x4), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Bastet Shrine: 5,000/30,000 HP, Feline Warriors (x4), Bastet: IIIII, ATK Multiplier: 1.4x, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 100/100 HP (x60), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[PG] engie/Verdana: 17/20 HP

[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[N] triplequestionmarks: 20/20 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.
[N] Allied Players: 20/20 HP (x4), Have 1 Armour.

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards: RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Gravitational Core: RECHARGING, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner: RECHARGING, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray: READY, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 16:55:00

It's accidental, piono. Whoops. :/ /null DANG MOBILE

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 17:47:00

*Is sad because I didn't get the kill on the ASG-Mech*
Sorry about the rant on pesterchum consumer. I haven't been feeling well.
Also, consumer, you ignored the earth archons invincibility, or did Alicia just bypass it all together?
@topaz: Okay, it's fine, mostly. Also, are you okay with being delivered fire archons as well as earth archons?
3/15 for fiery defenses
4/15 for fiery speed.

Eric laughs.
"Oh really?"
"I beg to differ Alicia. There's three of us, and we've already killed not one, not two but FOUR fully-fledged bosses. Imagine what happens if you get an actual string of Descendents here?"
He's right, you're no UzerZero.
You're barely holding up against three Descendants, and that's with another on your team.
And then the UDY-Mech explodes.
Eric's timeclone waves from it's head, where there is a large, melty gash in the Mech's head, which water is spraying out of in large quantities.
"It looks like your fish isn't waterproof enough Alicia!"
He jumps off and the UDY-Mech's head explodes again, completely inexplicably.

The 60 earth archons still in the Fortress disperse between the three factions to replenish the archons that were spent helping defend the Fortress. Everything else does interior repairs on the Fortress to bring it back to Max Health, since that's apparently a thing I can do.
Now that I don't have to worry about spontaneously losing buildings anymore, I'm probably gonna start fielding soldiers for a bit instead of just accumulating them.



Originally posted on 2016-04-01 19:24:00

COMBINATIONS OF "the" THAT WONT BECOME MSPA FACES:
The
tHe
thE
THe
ThE
the
the
the
the
the
the
i respawn
Oh, and it also seems that quotation marks work as well.

i assume The healing tray is well.. a tray with healing items on it.

i then buy Triton's Wrath from piono because spongebawb.

I then point out that The earth barracks is listed as being fire archons

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 19:38:00

Did you count my charge attack too, Consumer? /null

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 20:26:00

No, I had a charged attack, THEN that attack. Probably won't change the results, but I'm picky./null

Originally posted on 2016-04-01 22:46:00

Verdana stares. And stares. And stares. Cue a close-up of his face, which has a very bland expression, as if he just doesn't even.

Reinforcements.

His response to triplequestionmarks calling on reinforcements is to levitate the Mountain over top of the allied players, then let it drop. From roughly it's own height high.

https://what-if.xkcd.com/57/

Damage mechanic: 8/15 (+1 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 13:45:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459535055))

*Is sad because I didn't get the kill on the ASG-Mech* Sorry about the rant on pesterchum consumer. I haven't been feeling well. Also, consumer, you ignored the earth archons invincibility, or did Alicia just bypass it all together? @topaz: Okay, it's fine, mostly. Also, are you okay with being delivered fire archons as well as earth archons? 3/15 for fiery defenses 4/15 for fiery speed. Eric laughs. "Oh really?" "I beg to differ Alicia. There's three of us, and we've already killed not one, not two but FOUR fully-fledged bosses. Imagine what happens if you get an actual string of Descendents here?" He's right, you're no UzerZero. You're barely holding up against three Descendants, and that's with another on your team. And then the UDY-Mech explodes. Eric's timeclone waves from it's head, where there is a large, melty gash in the Mech's head, which water is spraying out of in large quantities. "It looks like your fish isn't waterproof enough Alicia!" He jumps off and the UDY-Mech's head explodes again, completely inexplicably. The 60 earth archons still in the Fortress disperse between the three factions to replenish the archons that were spent helping defend the Fortress. Everything else does interior repairs on the Fortress to bring it back to Max Health, since that's apparently a thing I can do. Now that I don't have to worry about spontaneously losing buildings anymore, I'm probably gonna start fielding soldiers for a bit instead of just accumulating them. Spoiler Alert stock: (cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.) wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains THE magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. THE Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with THE Xbox logo utilize THE powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what THE name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than THE obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of THE time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses THE ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on THE end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel THE experience help by THE wielder to increase THE damage of resulting attacks. THE Giga Gun (level 5): THE latest model in THE Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at THE rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to THE same speed, all while launching rockets from THE mounted missile tubes. All THE dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with THE greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains THE processing power needed to direct it, but also THE power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. THE Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at THE same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on THE tin. A bow with THE infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with THE power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite THE punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with THE magic of THE zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. THE crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with THE pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of THE storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of THE strongest metals extremely easily. Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Gravitational Core: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on THE same entity and it'll one-shot all but THE largest of foes.) Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of THE corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 44 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 21 (request for 110 earth archons pending) toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 engie_ninja: 1 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

**Divinity Alicia111: It's like you're begging me to go and do a field wipe when there are only a few Anti-Godmodders.
**Divinity Alicia111: I thought I could give you some level of mercy, seeing as there are only a few of you, but instead, you have to mock me for not making this hard enough.
**Divinity Alicia111: No, not one of the Mechs could count on its own as a fully fledged boss, just a more powerful than average entity, but I'll know for next time to make them much more powerful.
**Divinity Alicia111: Unfortunately for me, I am not UserZero, nor am I as powerful as her. I'll fix that when you die.
**Divinity Alicia111: SONG, you said something about Eric being disposable, and the Fortress not?

The UDY-Mech takes 12,400 HP of damage, and the Archons are dispersed. Your other orders will be carried out in the EotB. I forgot to make PoaH transfer between the Neutral and AG Earth Archons, but you've provoked Alicia enough to retroactively make her pierce through it.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459535898))

COMBINATIONS OF "the" THAT WONT BECOME MSPA FACES: The tHe thE THe ThE the the the the the the i respawn Oh, and it also seems that quotation marks work as well. i assume The healing tray is well.. a tray with healing items on it. i then buy Triton's Wrath from piono because spongebawb. I then point out that The earth barracks is listed as being fire archons

You respawn, and fixed. Also, the the variations don't matter anymore, as April Fools Day is over.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1459601135))

Verdana stares. And stares. And stares. Cue a close-up of his face, which has a very bland expression, as if he just doesn't even. Reinforcements. His response to triplequestionmarks calling on reinforcements is to levitate the Mountain over top of the allied players, then let it drop. From roughly it's own height high. https://what-if.xkcd.com/57/ Damage mechanic: 8/15 (+1 from Alicia)

As Minecraft physics don't work the same way as real life physics, you don't manage to create a massive crater, but instead deal 10 damage to the Allied Players.

@Topaz's post that I didn't quote and didn't bother to quote: I rated the attack as dealing 30,400 HP of damage initally, so adding 37,500 HP of damage would be massively powerful including the 12,500 HP of grief.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Glitch Temmie Horde recite old Temmie poems to temselves.

undertaleSucks fires arrows at the ASR-Mech for 10,000 HP of damage, while the Incubator Horde destroys 8,000 Mechanical Spiders. The AG Earth Archons bring the Lesser Brute Psychopath to 100 HP, and the Mechanical Spiders finish it off.

Necro destroys 8,000 PG Mechanical Spiders.

The UDY-Mech switches the Battle Against A True Hero protection to the OFW-Mech and the ASR-Mech, before launching the Magical Spear straight through undertaleSucks face.

The ASG-Mech activates ASGORE, holding its scythe high up in the air, before launching down on Eric, who thankfully regains his armour this turn, but takes fatal damage anyway. It drops its Spoil, the Scythe of Prevention next to Eric's corpse.

The ASR-Mech snipes two Incubators out of existence, while the MTT-Mech kicks the last remaining Incubator into the Mechanical Spiders, destroying 7,500 of them. The OFW-Mech switches to Gray, before activating Your Best Nightmare, firing directly at the Anti-Godmodder Earth Archons. A process similar to what effected the entire server happened, before 30 of them are turned into lava. Said lava rises up, and turns into two Lava Elementals. These Lava Elementals don't act yet.

Alicia +1s Verdana, before smiling eeriely into the distance . A nearby player attempts to fire an arrow at her, but the arrow magically curves around her. She then slowly walks to the front door of the Fortress.
**Divinity Alicia111: SONG, don't complain after provoking me, when I destroy your Fortress.
She lightly knocks on the front door of the Fortress, and a shockwave emerges from the sound of the knock, blowing off a small portion of the Fortress for 5,000 HP of damage. It smashes into itsjustaprankbro, AllScope, 4 Feline Warriors, the Purple Worms on less HP and 30 Fire Archons and Earth Archons, killing them, as well as dealing 5,000 HP of damage to all buildings including Cores, destroying the Bastet Shrine. She then walks back and simply stands still.
**Divinity Alicia111: You deserved that.

In the Fortress:
The Fortress' forces fully heal the Fortress.

In the Forest:
The players working together deal a grand total of 15 damage to Verdana.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Destroy Wave Undertale.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.
[PG]: Protect Wave Undertale.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE
Battlefury Must Die: All Mechs deal minicrits to Battlefury, excluding the UDY-Mech, which already deals super-crits to him.


[AG] Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 21,000/21,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (the Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII, Glitched: II
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 10/20 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 20% Grief, Summoning: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 0/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII

[???] Glitch Temmie Horde: 99/105 HP (x2), Have 4 Armour

[AG-PL] undertaleSucks: 0/20 HP (x2), Undertale Must Burn: III
[AG] Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x80)
[AG] Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x22,250)

[N] Fortress: 100,000/100,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] lvl55Necro: 20/20 HP (x2), Necromancy: IIII

[MECH] UDY-Mech Mk. I: 82,100/120,000 HP, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Magical Spear: 10,000/40,000 HP, Regeneration (10,000 HP), Battle Against a True Hero: III (ACTIVE!), Deals super-criticals (2.5x damage) to Battlefury, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] ASR-Mech Mk. I: 113,000/125,000 HP, Invincible due to Battle Against A True Hero, Burn In Despair: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] MTT-Mech Mk. I: 57,350/100,000 HP, Death by Glamour: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] OFW-Mech Mk. I: 104,000/125,000 HP, Purplecharged XBOX: 20,000/20,000 HP, Current SOUL: Light Purple, Your Best Nightmare: III, Invincible due to Battle Against a True Hero, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[PG] Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x4,000)
[PG] Lava Elementals: 20,000/20,000 HP (x2), Inflict Burning on attack.

[GM] Alicia111: 46/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 0/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, It's All Just A Prank: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 0/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, 0° All Scope: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] MLG Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] amostsecretsociety Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] PranksterCrew Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 40,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x33), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 25,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] RoswellGreys51: 20/20 HP, Has 1 Armour, Abduction: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 15,000/30,000 HP, 15,000/15,000 HP (x6), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Feline Warriors (x2): 15,000/15,000 HP, Bastet: IIIII, ATK Multiplier: 1.2x, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 40,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 100/100 HP (x60), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Fire Core: 25,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[PG] engie/Verdana: 2/20 HP

[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[N] triplequestionmarks: 20/20 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.
[N] Allied Players: 10/20 HP (x4), Have 1 Armour.

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards (Lv. 2): RECHARGING!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Gravitational Core (Lv. 2): RECHARGING, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner (Lv. 1): RECHARGING, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[III] Healing Tray (Lv. 1): READY, Owner: Battlefury [AG]
[IIIII] Scythe of Prevention (Lv. 2) READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 18:31:00

Battlefury is delivered Triton's Wrath for the cost of 3 store credits.
3/15 for fiery defenses
4/15 for fiery speed.

I respawn

Heh. Fair enough.
I'm still not too concerned though, although I'll refrain from personal attacks in the future if it bothers you that much.
"WHOA WHOA WHOA. Just WHAT was that about me being disposable?"
Any sentence taken out of context can sound terrible in the right circumstance.
"..."
Eric will remember this... ((And unlike Telltale games, this actually means something. Expect some self-inflicted damage at some point in the future.))

Entity orders: Fix all the damage that Alicia's attack did, and doubled-down because consumer forgot you guys had actions this round.



Originally posted on 2016-04-02 20:22:00

I SCREAM LOUDLY AT THE UDY MECH. A LOT OF ANVILS MADE OF PURE NOISE FALL ON IT, MAKING VARIOUS CHILDISH SCREAMS AS THEY LAND. REALIZING THE ANNOYING POWER OF THEM I SET SOME UP SO THAT THEY WILL CONSTANTLY DROP NEAR ALICIA'S LOCATION IF SHE EVER NEEDS TO REALLY LISTEN TO SOMETHING THUS MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO HEAR ANYTHING ELSE. Then, i present to the Udy mech spongebob in G major.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emd5grRLhv0
As G-major Spongebob walks towards the screen, he, instead of going off-camera as he should, merely laughs, and comes out of the TV screen, laughing at the UDY mech for thinking it could ever survive. He begins by smashing it's head in with a hammer that has a PINK SLIP on the end. Then, he shoves down a Krabby Patty in inverted color down the UDY mech's throat, causing it to slowly die as it drains not only the color, but the creativity from it. G-major Spongebob then takes out the Inverted Krabby Patty out of the UDY-MECH, and then turns it into a gun, firing pure death energy at it. Then, he takes the magic spear, and stabs the UDY mech in the heart-analouge with it, before ripping off both of it's arms and smashing them against it's head. Then, fliping it over, he destroys the legs before ripping them off and bashing them together. I then proceed to poke the UDY mech with the Hero's sword, causing this attack to minicrit.

Entity orders: Spiders will eat the UDY mech for breakfast.
3/10 Annoying Godmodders Is Fun
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 21:00:00

Sorodin pulls out a controller resembling a WiiU Gamepad. He glares at it.

Sorodin> You promised me RESULTS, Flowey.

FWY-Mech> Well, look who's mad.

FWY-Mech> I dealt 47,000 BASE damage for you, Sorodin. It's not my fault it's invincible.

Sorodin> Hmph.

Sorodin puts away the controller, looking none too happy.

Sorodin> Fine then, I'll do it myself.

Sorodin turns to the UDY-Mech.

Sorodin> Let's do this.

Raising his arms, a coliseum rises around Sorodin and the UDY-Mech. All the other entities and players are sitting in the stands, watching. If they try to interfere, they get zapped by a force-field like system.

The UDY-Mech raises it's spear, and Sorodin raises two daggers that seem to resonate with tidal energy. He mentally steels himself, then runs at the UDY-Mech, daggers leaving a blurred trail of water behind him. He leaps, brandishing a dagger towards the UDY-Mech, and tossing the other one into the wall behind the UDY-Mech. The UDY-Mech raises its spear, and parries it. Sorodin lands back a few feet away, a small whirlpool forming around his feet. Reaching out his hand, his other knife flies straight out of the wall, through the UDY-Mech's body, and into his hand, leaving a large hole in the UDY-Mech's body. It seems to be trying to regenerate, but every time it does so, glowing blue energy fills the hole and rehashes the wound. When the UDY-Mech glances down at it's new hole, then advances towards Sorodin. It makes a few quick swipes with the spear, but Sorodin gets lifted up on a tidal wave. The UDY-Mech takes a while to realize there's water beneath it, and slips, the spear falling out of it's hands. Sorodin comes down and impales the UDY-Mech with the knife, and sticking multiple arrows in various places on it. Another wave washes over the UDY-Mech, going into it's new holes and short-circuting it, and triggering all the Maelstrom arrows, which then make multiple whirlpools on the UDY-Mech, tearing off large bits and pieces. Sorodin controls all the water, grimacing. It turns into a giant spear- solid enough to impale the UDY-Mech, which it then does.

Sorodin> Let's get this pesky armor out of the way, shall we?

Sorodin pulls out Oblivion, and shoots a few arrows at the UDY-Mech. The UDY-Mech attempts to block with it's spear, but that vanishes upon contact with the arrow, along with it's armor. Conjuring another spear out of who-knows-where, the UDY-Mech charges at Sorodin, driving the spear straight through his heart, Sorodin thrusting his knife through the UDY-Mech's motherboard. They stand there for a second, neither one of them moving.


...



...a spark flies from the UDY-Mech's head. It twitches.



...



...shimmering armor seemingly made of the tides themselves forms around Sorodin, and he radiates a glowing blue aura. Twin sabres have grown out of his knives, glowing as brightly as Sorodin.

Sorodin> You're not the only one who gets an Undying form.

Sorodin lunges forwards and releases a flurry of strikes so fast that the spectators can't even see it, only the mangled form of the UDY-Mech.

Sorodin> Except for mine, I'm ACTUALLY Undying.

Sorodin and the UDY-Mech exchange blows faster than the human eye can see, one occasionally clanging off of Sorodin's Torrential Armor, and rarely making impact. The UDY-Mech seems much worse for wear. Sorodin takes out Maelstrom, now a magnificent longbow, and puts one of his sabres where the arrow would usually be. He aims it as the UDY-Mech lunges forwards, trying to stop the shot. At the last minute, Sorodin fires, and the sabre embeds itself in the UDY-Mech's forehead, which now crumbles away at an alarming pace, completely vaporizing it, the water returning to Sorodin's form. Despite having no head, the UDY-Mech stumbles forwards, determined to end this fight. Coincidentally, Sorodin is even more determined. The sky clouds up, and a violent thunderstorm starts. More blows are exchanged, more body parts of the UDY-Mech are disemboweled, Sorodin's face grows happier yet more grim by the second. The UDY-Mech, now drenched and immobile, stabs blindly at where it thinks Sorodin is.

Sorodin> Did you know that water is a GREAT conductor of electricity?

A huge lightning bolt comes down, touches the ground, and due to the amount of water on it at this point, the shock spreads along it, and onto the drenched UDY-Mech, who is now overloaded with power, and explodes. Well, most of it explodes. There's still some left for Sorodin to beat up. Sorodin calls forth a massive tidal wave, and crashes it into the UDY-Mech, coming down with his sabres extended. They go right through the UDY-Mech, and into the ground. The ground shakes, then turns into water, Sorodin and the UDY-Mech sinking down into it. Strong currents prevent the UDY-Mech from swimming, or getting to the surface. Sorodin rides a wave to the top, and takes out a glowing white amulet from his pouch. Pressing it to the water, the air suddenly gets cooler. Suddenly, the entire lake coliseum thing freezes, with the UDY-Mech stuck inside. The storm clouds freeze as well, falling from the sky to crash into the frozen floor and shattering it, shards of ice piercing the UDY-Mech's body.
Sorodin takes out another amulet, this one an actual alchemy. The sun seems to glow ever brighter. And brighter. And brighter, until everyone can't see anything but a blinding white anymore. Then it fades, stardust in the shape of a roaring dragon and rider remaining in the coliseum.

Sorodin> Meet my friend, Shard.

Shard> Pleasure to meet you.

Shard and his drakon, Eredeth, strike out at the UDY-Mech, melting it slightly. The stardust is as hard as rock. Shard raises his hands, and twin streams of stardust flow from them, making their way into the UDY-Mech's body. The searing heat overloads it, but that was not the intention. The UDY-Mech starts floating, suspended in the air. Eredeth roars, and...


...swallows the UDY-Mech whole. The UDY-Mech is ejected back out, but not before experiencing some of Eredeth's fiery digestive fluids. Ew. Eredeth roars, spitting fire all around the arena. The UDY-Mech tries to attack the drakon, but her spear is once again vaporized upon contact. Shard releases burst after burst of starstone at the UDY-Mech, before he and Eredeth preform their finale, exploding into a brilliant supernova of stardust, the UDY-Mech feeling the brunt of the attack. The stardust then flies back up into the sky, presumably to the star centrions home star to reform. Remember, this attack is boosted by the Starstone Amulet Sorodin got forever ago.

The UDY-Mech lies in the middle of the arena, groaning and immobile due to lack of limbs. To finish it, Sorodin bends light to take the light spear OUT of the UDY-Mech's eye, and impale it with the spear. Sorodin then warps out of the coliseum, and Eric in.

Sorodin> Feel free to follow up. I'm not the earth specialist here. Or anything that's not water, actually.

Sorodin expends 5% grief to make this attack stronger.

CHARGE 3/15

OTHER CHARGE 1/15

Hey look, I forgot my +3 again, piono. EDITS TO THE RESCUE.

+3 piono

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 21:20:00

thks for helping me brutally murder and take the spoil of the udy-mech

I toss an Annoying Dog into the Udy-mech, which suddenly gains a cockpit. The dog lands in the cockpit, and pilots it into a pit full of red matter and anti-matter. After the UDY-mech is exploded out of the pit, it consults the manual
1. In case of falling into anti-matter and red matter pit:
a. Lock onto target "Alicia111"
B. Fire everything.
c. Broadcast insulting messages towards Alicia111

He quickly proceeds to perform those actions, dozens of rocket launchers, condensed tnt cannons, and tnt machine guns activating and attaching to the Cockpit. He then fires them at Aiclia, but before they hit, they reverse course and hit the undyne mech in the face. The dog consults the Manual, and decides that hugging the FLOWEY-MECH is a great idea to solve his woes. A few hours later, he comes back, with dozen of vines having ripped apart the mech, but happy. He then notices a toy, and then the toy decides to run off at 2000 miles per hour. He prompty takes chase on the UDY-mech, driving it though mountains and volcanos and faction bases in an effort to get to it. Meanwhile, someone takes constant potshots at it with Biome Busters, somehow never missing. Then, when he finally catchs the toy, it turns out to be 40 hypercondensed biome busters. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS.

The undyne mech is consumed by white and yellow light. Everyone's vision goes dark for dramatic purposes. When everyone's vision clears, the UDY-mech is completely and utterly wrecked. The dog, after dropping some dog residue off, realizes it has yet to broadcast an insulting message towards Alicia, and makes the WORLDS MOST ANNOYING INSULT.

Alicia, in response, attempts to perform the WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING MURDER, but fails as the annoying dog merely absorbs her weapons and uses them to wreck the UDY-Mech.
Then, it decides to fight the UDY-MECH in it's own mech, the DOG-MECH MK1. Oh, sorry, did i say MK1? i meant MK Ω. It quickly attacks, chewing on the UDY-mechs face. Then, backing off, it fires missiles made of dog residue, along with a single incendiary missile. The UDY-mech is comsumed by dog, then flame. After that, a SHOOP DA DOG laser is fired from it's mouth, disintegrating the UDY-Mech. Then, it's legs reveal cannons. All of which fire hundreds of bombs per second, demolishing the UDY-mech. Then, grabbing the MAGICAL SPEAR, the DOG-MECH absorbs it, and then proceeds to fire out a greater dog, armed with a magical DOG SPEAR. The Greater Dog quickly swipes at the UDY-Mech many times, stabbing it so many times it smells of DOG-MAGIC before it is brutally murdered. Sadly, killing the greater dog seems to have incited a revolt near the battlefleid, and many dogfan players stab the UDY-mech to death.

Meanwhile, the DOG-MECH has floated up miles into the sky. It begins by dropping a Dog Residue Bomb. Then a Dog Salad bomb. Then a Dog Ingot Bomb. Then a Dog Compression bomb, which compresses into a DOGSCAPE BLOCK... Which the UDY-mech ate, saving us all. It then feels queasy as the DOGSCAPE takes over it's insides, giving it a 1000000000% weakness to dog.

Meanwhile, since all the fighting has taken so long, the DOG-MECH ACTIVATES IT'S ULTIMATE:
Revenge of ARFIFACT BLASTER.

Two mechicanial artifacts appear. They are the MECHANICAL REALLY COOL SWORD and the MECHANICAL LEGENDARY ARTIFACT. The ARTIFACT engrys contained within are normally to dangerious to be used, but the ARTIFACTIUM (a material common to artifacts of great power) is covered by a layer of ARTIFACT RESIDUE, which allows the enegrys within to be stable enough to be used constantly. Without that layer, they are merely one use, but IMMENSELY POWERFUL. The annoying dog remembers the Old Arfifact blaster- A 14-round charge, with a wall of text to boot.
Shame that big ship could somehow dodge it. It looked so big, and like such a nice target, especially considering that it was bigger than the previous target. Oh well. He got revenge on it later, by glitching it to death... Ah, 0rigns. Truly a simpler time.
Then, he removes the ARTIFACTUAL RESIDUE, exposing the Artifact Core of the Really Cool Sword and Legendary Artifact. Now, all he needed was a target.

Which he had.

Using the power of the LEGENDARY ARTIFACT, the Annoying dog its self attacks. There truly is no hope for the UDY-mech anymore. it is facing an indestructible being of pure annoyance supercharged with it's own summoner's creativity, plus 50 charges of empowerment, but that was a while ago. It quickly flash steps in front of the UDY mech, and then fires a beam of PURE DOG ENERGY, which breaks into more beams targeting the UDY-mech. The beams, rather than just passing though and damaging it, bend around, maximizing the damage dealt. Then, using it's annoying powers, it pulled out it's list of Annoying Debuffs and fired a single beam of Freeze, before firing a hundred beams of Shatter Frozen. It thens proceeds to launch the UDY-Mech to the moon and back multiple times with Gravity beams, while Anti-matter beams blow to pieces. Beams of Earth make it regret existance, while beams of water terrorize it. Beams of bones make it have a bad time, while beams of dog empower the Dogscape. Beams of death drain it's life, and beams of war make it fight. Beams of conquest overcome it and destroy it, while beams of Famine reduce it to nothingness. Hundreds of Binary Beams reduce it's coding to nothingness, while beams of godmodding show that the UDY-MECH is a scrub.

Then, it switchs to the Really Cool Sword. Dozens of Really Cool swords attack from all sides, including the Hero's sword. (woot, minicrit shoehorned in!) Dozens of antimatter swords explode it, while swords of gravity let it down. Annoying swords annoy it to death, while really cool swords demostrate it's lack of coolness! Ancestral swords remind it that it will never have any luck, nor be as great as the sword, and useless swords remind it that even the useless swords are more useful than it! Blades of pure energy shock it, while ice-cold swords freeze it! Godmodding swords nullify it's defenses, while gunblades shoot and stab at the same time! Sabres demonstrate why they were used in the 19th century, an age of steel and guns, while heroic blades remind it that it is no hero!

Finally, the Dog merges the merges the two Artifact cores, creating the ARFIFACT. It then fires a beam from it's mouth, made of all the beams ever fired from the artifact. Inside the beams are swords, the same swords that dismantled it before. The UDY-MECH is utterly wrecked. Finally, the ARFIFACT transforms into the ARFBLADE. The dog, wielding the ARFBLADE, teleports behind the UDY- mech, and chops it in half with a ARFBLADE the size of the Imperator. Because that was the orginal target of ARFIFACT BLASTER, and would have died to it had Irecreeper not stunned the dog that turn.

Then, the dog and the DOG-MECH MK Ω leaves the battlefield, having gotten a vague semblence of revenge for the 14-round charge move known as Arfifact Blaster.

(Really hoping i get the kill on the UDY-Mech. Any idea if the UNY-mech had a spoil? Because i really want the UDY-mech's spoil since i spent a large number of charges on killing it, and it basically pulled out a cheapshot of a revive, and now everyone is focusing it down.

4/10 Annoying Godmodders Is Fun
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors

Originally posted on 2016-04-02 22:35:00

No problem, Battlefury. Seriously though, I know the feeling. *cough* ASG-Mech *cough* /null

Originally posted on 2016-04-03 01:33:00

Verdana seems briefly surprised at having done what was basically like 44 damage, then shrugs and decides to finish off the injured Minecraftians. Mainly by gesturing to both sides, causing the land to rip away and form a gigantic fault line for them to fall the entire distance to bedrock into. Oh, and he moved the bedrock too, so into the void they go! Followed by a heavy dose of lightning bolt spam, and the dumping of sand, gravel, and Obsidian TNT into the void, just to make sure the players caught down there don't have a safe way back up... and then the void explodes, unintentionally tearing away a great deal MORE bedrock underneath large swathes of the server. Verdana hovers in place with a bit of a confused expression, seeing as Obsidian TNT shouldn't explode THAT strongly...

Damage Mechanic: 10/15 (+1 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-04-03 14:10:00