It's my request to the Bunnycats. /null

Originally posted on 2016-03-29 03:37:00

I can't really handle this many DTGs, sorry.
+1 to piono, +1 battlefury, +1 engie

I might check in now and again, but yeah.

The Laughing Dead and lvl55Necro do their own thing.
Ets blinks away with a puff of "PRANKED"

Originally posted on 2016-03-29 11:27:00

He decides to go investigate whatever those strange sounds are... while still dragging the mountain with him. Yay, stealthiness.

Originally posted on 2016-03-29 12:39:00

@topaz: Oh, derp. Right, you're working with someone else.
2/6 for Hephaestus' Cleaver
spear AND water core = Triton's Wrath 1/6
9/15 for fiery warriors
9/15 for flame core

(concentrated action)
The PAP Mech lands on its back, right on the ejection plate.
Eric turns away from it in a suitably animesque fashion (cloak waving dramatically and everything)
pulls up the convenient nope button and...
"Get that gravcrush OUTTA MY FORTRESS!"
The ejection plate flings the PAP Mech skyward.

Meanwhile on the battlefield.
Okay, Alicia, were you, or were you not, the one who gave Chara access to gravity magic?
Seems like Alicia and SONG have been arguing for a while over the whole CII issue.
They're about to be interrupted.
The next set of words from SONG is interrupted by the purplecharged XBOX landing right where his words were manifesting.
This too, has a sticky note on it:
"Sorry Alicia, no refunds."
She looks up and watches as the PAP Mech comes to the ground in the middle of her forces...
And detonates it's death move.

((in other words, my goal here is set of NYEH HEH HEH in the middle of the Mechs as opposed to the AGs that it would go off on regularly. If I can't have that, having the focused action just act as a counter and having NYEH HEH HEH go off up in the air where it can't hurt anyone is the next best outcome. If I can't do either of those, oh well, looks like the AGs have to suffer for it. I don't want the gravcrush mech detonating in my fortress. I can tank Muffet, but knowing how the Mechs work, letting Papy go off in there would be a death sentence))



Originally posted on 2016-03-29 14:19:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459198556))

6/6 for Danger: High Voltage. This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. battleaxe AND fire essence = Hephestus' Cleaver 1/6 7/15 for fiery warriors 7/15 for flame core Eric looks up at the PAP Mech preparing to do something ominous. He whips up Danger: High Voltage, and fires it into the PAP Mechs head, causing it to topple over backwards onto a suspicious looking metal plate... This action is concentrated to make what I'm attempting to do more likely to succeed. What is the goal of this action? Well, you'll see in my next post. Entity orders: The purple worms will eat the MUF Mech, everything else will horrendously murder the mechanical spiders. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 38 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 31 toast: 10 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Your next action is boosted in effect.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459208231))

Sorodin> My wish is that some of your forces would come to the battlefield as AG forces. Probably not a Cat 7/15 +2 from piono and battlefury CHARGE 1/15 Sorodin takes out a Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie and throws it as the ASG-Mech. As this probably won't do anything, due to the ASG-Mech being a Mech and not actually Asgore, Sorodin decides to do an actual attack. Summoning a rain cloud, Sorodin makes it rain, the water coating the ASG-Mech before the cloud moves on. Sorodin fiddles with the time on his watch, and the ASG-Mech starts to corrode. Sorodin starts charging something. Sorodin> You know... The ASG-Mech tries to move, but finds a spear in its hands, which it can't let go of, and a green tint around it. All it can do is helplessly face Sorodin as he charges his attack. Sorodin> I hear water isn't very good for mechanical things. A massive pulse of water flies out of Sorodin's palm, expanding into a tidal wave. The wave washes over the ASG-Mech, tearing bits of it off here and there. As the ASG-Mech shoulders through the wave, it feels an odd tickle on its body. And then another. And then another. Looking down, it sees piranhas chomping on it. As the ASG-Mech tries to brush them off, it finds that they're latched onto it's body. Soon enough, they've burrowed inside and are chomping at the wires. Sorodin fires another pulse of water at it, and the ASG-Mech tries to jump over it, only to find that he can't. Sorodin is just standing there, fingers splayed towards the ground. The ASG-Mech's hue is blue. Sorodin> Guess what? Sorodin> You're blue now. The ASG-Mech edures another pulse, and then another, and then another, piranhas still burrowing. Sorodin flings the ASG-Mech into the air, and back down to the ground a few times. Sorodin waves his hand, an a purple line appears in front of him. The moment the ASG-Mech touches the line, it's hue becomes purple. Sorodin> I think purple is a much better look on you. A massive spider chomps on the string, consuming it. The ASG-Mech runs along the rest of the line before realizing that it ends. Sorodin> Usually there'd be a way to escape. Sorodin> But I don't play fair. The spider, invulnerable to any of the Mech's attacks, swallows it whole, then erupts in purple acidic goo, the ASG-Mech coming out, being corroded by the acid. Sorodin then turns the ASG-Mech yellow, and sends some destroyable boxes at it. If they hit the ASG-Mech, it will surely die. The ASG-Mech, doing what he knows best, shoots the boxes, only to be rewarded by blasts of light. Sorodin> Whoops, I guess those were bombs. Sorodin holds the ASG-Mech in the air using psychic powers. The ASG-Mech's hue rapidly changes colors, as well as Sorodin's eyes. Sorodin> You can try to beat me. You can try to make me quit. The ASG-Mech is squeezed a little tighter. Sorodin> But I refuse. The ASG-Mech looks a little closer into Sorodin's ever-changing eyes, seeing something nobody should ever see. Whoever approaches them is quickly flung away. Sorodin> Do you want to know why? There's no human left in Sorodin's eyes. No Mercy. Sorodin?>  DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? A bright light can be seen from Sorodin's pocket, glowing ever brighter. The ASG-Mech braces for impact. Sorodin> Because I don't have anything to lose. Sorodin holds out a drawstring bag, what some could identify as a copy of Illaria, and flings the ASG-Mech into it. The ASG-Mech sees and feels the heat of the supernova before he's pulled back out. When he falls on the ground, melted, vines burst out of his body, threatening anything that comes near. Manical laughter can be heard in the distance. Sorodin collapses, exhausted. Sorodin> ...anymore.

The Bunnycats look at you, before a sharp pain is felt in your chest. You can feel a sensation like your very being is being split apart. After what feels like a while to you but is actually only a few seconds to everyone else, a blue gem emerges out of your body, before being subject to gravity.

Incubator Bunnycat Horde: Your wish has been granted.
Ten bunnycats stay behind to fulfill your wish, and the rest leave.

The ASG-Mech takes 25,000 HP of damage due to the sheer effectiveness of your attack, and will not attack apart from reflexively attacking anything that comes near.

**Divinity Alicia111: Heh. I didn't think getting you into a contract would be so easy.
**Divinity Alicia111: Of course, from that little speech there, you're not exactly in the best of emotional states, to say the least.
**Divinity Alicia111: You're broken. Like most of their contractees.
**Divinity Alicia111: I saw that your love of cats lead to a weakness, and maybe I could make you make a contract with the Incubators, but I didn't think it would happen with this little effort.
**Divinity Alicia111: And now you're stuck with a death trap of a levelling system until you charge or find some other way to get out of it.
**Divinity Alicia111: Don't worry, Battlefury or Spongebawb is next up on my list of aimed charges, and they likely won't be able to make the best of this next charge, unlike you.

Unfortunately, Alicia wouldn't spend a three post project charge on making the game easier for you, so you now have a death trap of a levelling system. Yes, the Bunnycats, or Incubators, to use the correct name, have forcefully ripped your soul out of your body, and put it into that gem. That gem acts as your body, meaning that if it is destroyed, you instantly die. Fortunately, attempts to target it have a 95% percent chance to hit your body. The other effects of your soul being ripped out of your body is the addition of grief. The grief meter increases every time you deal damage using 2,000 natural damage to 1% Grief, and if it gets to 100%, you instantly die. Thankfully, this meter decreases everytime you kill an entity, even if it's a 1 HP entity.

This contract isn't 100% bad. Up to 5% of your grief can be increased to deal 2,500 HP of damage for every 1% expended, and this can be increased using charges. You can also gain grief to do other things, which you'll have to experiment a bit. You also have a summoning charge similar to Spongebawb's Contract, which can be used without using up your action, and summons several Incubators. This can also be upgraded, as well as the amount of Grief you generate downgrade.

Of course, after learning that this is a deathtrap, you probably want to figure out a way to escape this contract. This can be done using either a charge or a single post action of moving your soul back to your body.

tl;dr

• Alicia summoned the Incubators as a deathtrap.
  
• Your soul has been removed from your body.
  
• If the gem holding your soul is destroyed, you instantly die (normally, so you can respawn, otherwise this would be even cheaper).
  
• Everytime you deal damage, a meter called grief goes up in a 2000:1% ration
  
• If it gets to 100%, you instantly die in a similar manner to your Soul Gem being destroyed.
  
• You can also use up to 5% of your grief to deal extra damage, and do other effects.
  
• There is also a 4 post charge that can be used to summon Incubators.
  

I'm extremely sorry if you think this is cheap, likely because this is cheap, but that fact that A, this entire thing was a three post project charge aimed at you by Alicia, and B, the fact that Alicia was explicitly stated to be smiling throughout the entire process probably should have tipped you off into the fact that this is a bad idea, and if you don't like it, it can be reversed in a single post. The reason why this targeted you was Alicia finding a weakness with the cat summons, and other players are getting charges aimed at them soon.

Also, I'm pretty sure that this took around a quarter to a half of this update to type.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459218744))

Topaz, you got any specific soldier orders? Or is that just a general request for help?

#onehundredandeleven

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459218940))

temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 4/6 glitch temmies greatest pistols Stick && Magical Diamonds && Magically Treated Sponges || Plastic Staff With a Star on the End = Spongebawb' Staff, Tier 0 2/4 I walk into the Fortress and summon every Anarchophobe in existance. They promptly finish Muffet off. I then toss Muffet into a massive cave of lava. i then leave the fortress, and give the Temmie's actually infinte Coleg funds and Gold, and add some infinte diamonds on top. 1+ to topaz 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors

You kill the MUF-Mech, causing it to release a few spiders in preparation for its Kamikaze attack.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459219077))

It's my request to the Bunnycats. /null

#puermagisorodinmagica

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1459247226))

I can't really handle this many DTGs, sorry. +1 to piono, +1 battlefury, +1 engie I might check in now and again, but yeah. The Laughing Dead and lvl55Necro do their own thing. Ets blinks away with a puff of "PRANKED"

Goodbye.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1459251574))

He decides to go investigate whatever those strange sounds are... while still dragging the mountain with him. Yay, stealthiness.

You go to investigate the sounds, and you hear several players building a cannon, before turning towards you.

**Unknown triplequestionmarks: Hey, aren't you that person who tore apart wannabe-Chara as well as joining up with Alicia?

The players switch to their weapons, but don't ready them, for now.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459257540))

@topaz: Oh, derp. Right, you're working with someone else. 2/6 for Hephaestus' Cleaver spear AND water core = Triton's Wrath 1/6 9/15 for fiery warriors 9/15 for flame core (concentrated action) The PAP Mech lands on its back, right on the ejection plate. Eric turns away from it in a suitably animesque fashion (cloak waving dramatically and everything) pulls up the convenient nope button and... "Get that gravcrush OUTTA MY FORTRESS!" The ejection plate flings the PAP Mech skyward. Meanwhile on the battlefield. Okay, Alicia, were you, or were you not, the one who gave Chara access to gravity magic? Seems like Alicia and SONG have been arguing for a while over the whole CII issue. They're about to be interrupted. The next set of words from SONG is interrupted by the purplecharged XBOX landing right where his words were manifesting. This too, has a sticky note on it: "Sorry Alicia, no refunds." She looks up and watches as the PAP Mech comes to the ground in the middle of her forces... And detonates it's death move. ((in other words, my goal here is set of NYEH HEH HEH in the middle of the Mechs as opposed to the AGs that it would go off on regularly. If I can't have that, having the focused action just act as a counter and having NYEH HEH HEH go off up in the air where it can't hurt anyone is the next best outcome. If I can't do either of those, oh well, looks like the AGs have to suffer for it. I don't want the gravcrush mech detonating in my fortress. I can tank Muffet, but knowing how the Mechs work, letting Papy go off in there would be a death sentence)) Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 39 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 31 toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

The PAP-Mech is moved to the Battlefield, and NYEH HEH HEH will target other mechs instead of Fortress forces.

**Divinity Alicia111: Eric, no, I wasn't going to refund it. I'll just make usage of it somewhere else.
**Divinity Alicia111: SONG, it wasn't me, it was Chara. Actual Chara, not CII, who is probably a serial killer, judging by her LV.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Glitch Temmie Horde are satisfied with the unlimited gift of coleg funds and gold, but don't attack the PGs yet.

Vriska>Sans respawns, and the rest of the anti-Undertale players give the TOR-Mech a taste of its own medicine by pouring lava all over it, for 16,000 HP of damage. The Incubator Horde realise they weren't exactly created for battle, but try their best to deal 12,000 HP of damage to the Stolen TV.

The Laughing Dead are trapped in Omega Flowey's web. lvl55Necro takes over from them by destroying the Stolen TV.

The Lesser Brute Psycho kills a single Laughing Dead.

The TOR-Mech returns the favour by incinerating Hax0r. The UND-Mech activates But the Earth Refused to Die. Dirt, stone and iron ore are absorbed into the UND-Mech's sphere form, making it become larger and larger, before the AGs and the Fortress are enveloped by white light, before...

The UND-Mech rises back up, its serial number now saying UDY-Mech Mk I, and equipped with the armour of Undyne the Undying. To start things off, it shields itself with the Magical Spear, preventing anybody from harming it until the Magical Spear is destroyed.
**Divinity Alicia111: So, did you think that the ASR and OWF Mechs were my flagship mechs?
**Divinity Alicia111: No, it was the UDY-Mech.

The ASG-Mech has vines burst out of its body that strike the closest Mech to it, which is the TOR-Mech for 8,000 HP of damage. The ASR-Mech uses Chaos Buster on undertaleSucks, obliterating his avatar. The MTT-Mech fires a beam of light at lvl55Necro for 10 damage. The OFW-Mech switches to Yellow, and fires a blast of focused fire at two Incubators, which turn into mush. The other Incubators promptly consume this mush.

The PAP-Mech activates NYEH HEH HEH. A laugh similar to Papyrus' is played by the Mech, and the Mech starts drawing in the things closest to it, which are the Mechs, some parts of the Fortress's walls and the AG Descendants. Every thing caught in this aura is then launched backwards, taking 5,000 HP of damage and gain a stack of Gravcrush.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana, before doing a bit of maintenance. First, she takes the Purplecharged XBOX, installs something on it, and puts it into the OWF-Mech, which changes its SOUL color to... Amber. She then takes a flame throw, and burns down the vines without harming the ASG-Mech.

In the Fortress:
Maintenance. The Fortress' forces fire a large barrage of mostly earth based attacks at the Mechanical Spiders, destroying 50,000 of them.

The MUF-Mech is charging its kamikaze. The Mechanical Spiders crawl all over the Earth Spire and Purple Worms, crushing the Earth Spire, and destroying four Purple Worms.

In the Forest:
The members of Unknown aren't ready to attack just yet, but have their weapons ready if you say or do the wrong thing.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Destroy Wave Undertale.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.
[PG]: Protect Wave Undertale.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 16,000/21,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (None), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 0/20 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 0% Grief, Summoning: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII

[???] Glitch Temmie Horde: 105/105 HP (x2), Have 4 Armour

[AG-PL] undertaleSucks: 0/20 HP (x3), Undertale Must Burn: III
[AG] HalloweenHax0r: 0/20 HP (x2)
[AG] rcringeAnarchy: 20/20 HP
[AG] Vriska>Sans: 20/20 HP
[AG] Incubator Horde: 7,500/7,500 HP (x8)

[N] Fortress: 90,000/105,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Laughing Dead: 4,000/8,000 HP (x4), 8,000/8,000 HP, Turn things killed by them into other members of them.
[N-PL] lvl55Necro: 10/20 HP (x3), Necromancy: IIII

[PG] Lesser Brute Psychopath: 60,000/60,000 HP, 20% damage reduction due to the rubber bands.
[MECH] UDY-Mech Mk. I: 120,000/120,000 HP, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Magical Spear: 35,000/40,000 HP, Regeneration (10,000 HP), Battle Against a True Hero: III, Crits against Battlefury, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] TOR-Mech Mk. I: 44,000/75,000 HP, Heartache: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] ASG-Mech Mk. I: 56,000/100,000 HP, Bergentrückung: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] ASR-Mech Mk. I: 118,000/125,000 HP, Burn In Despair: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] MTT-Mech Mk. I: 92,000/100,000 HP, Death by Glamour: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] OFW-Mech Mk. I: 115,000/125,000 HP, Purplecharged XBOX: 20,000/20,000 HP, Current SOUL: Purple, Your Best Nightmare: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]

[GM] Alicia111: 46/50 HP, Diplomacy: IIII

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 50)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, It's All Just A Prank: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, 0° All Scope: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] MLG Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] amostsecretsociety Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] PranksterCrew: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x17), Immune to non-Descendants, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x193), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] RoswellGreys51: 10/20 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Abduction: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Spire: 0/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 15,000/15,000 HP (x2), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Bastet Shrine: 30,000/30,000 HP, Bastet: IIIII, Feline Warriors: 15,000/15,000 HP (x6), ATK Multiplier: 1.2x, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Alphys: 145,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[MECH] MUF-Mech Mk. I: 0/75,000 HP, Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x150,000), Another Medium: [b]I[/b]
[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
[AG] Alchemy Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP, Using: Giga Gun (Level 5)

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[PG] engie/Verdana: 9/20 HP

[???] Mountain: 493,000/500,000 HP

[N] Unknown Members: 20/20 HP (x6)
[N] triplequestionmarks: 20/20 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour.
[N] TNT Cannon: 20,000/30,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards: READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]

Originally posted on 2016-03-29 15:34:00

I disapprove of the mechanical spiders being more dangerous than the MECHs themselves.
3/6 for Hephaestus' Cleaver
2/6 for Triton's Wrath
10/15 for fiery warriors
10/15 for flame core

"Okay, seriously, if the mechanical spiders are being that obnoxious on their own, I don't particularly feel like playing fair."
Eric twirls Gaia's Herald, then slams it into the ground. A massive boulder launches up out of the dirt and smashes into the MUF mech, knocking it over onto the same pressure plate that was used against the PAP Mech.
"I mean, seriously, this kind of absurdity is uncalled for."
As with last round, I'm sacrificing my normal action for the purpose of spreading out the unpleasantness of the kamikaze attacks. Having 50+ charge worth of stuff + interest wrecked in short order is not something I'm interested in letting Alicia do.

The words appear in the air in front of Alicia:
Alright then, have it your way.
Alphys isn't involved anymore anyways, so I suppose it's a moot point now.
But if you touch the Fortress ONE more time I'm going to break your army in half.
((Putting it up as a warning, the MECHs are gonna get seriously shrekt by the Fortress's army if any serious damage is sustained by the Fortress walls.))

Entity orders:
Break the spiders.
Roswell's gonna use that nifty charged attack to do more bug swatting.
If the Fortress is empty of aggressors once this is done, the three factions that were involved in protecting the Fortress can go. I don't think I need anymore help from them, I've got enough firepower as is.



Originally posted on 2016-03-29 18:25:00

Sorodin> You wouldn't be in the best of emotional states either, if you had watched your world die 4 times and be helpless to stop it.

Sorodin> I would put my soul back into my body, except for the fact that I can now do a one-off 15,000 damage attack plus creativity at any time.

Sorodin> So yes, your statement is right, I AM broken.

((Do I now get the record for most damage to one entity from a non-charged attack? xD))

Sorodin respawns.

Charges for the sake of reference.

Probably not a Cat 7/15
CHARGE 1/15

I buy 310 Archons from the store. If that works.

Originally posted on 2016-03-29 23:57:00

temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 5/6 glitch temmies greatest pistols
Stick && Magical Diamonds && Magically Treated Sponges || Plastic Staff With a Star on the End = Spongebawb' Staff, Tier 0 3/4
i use Armament Shift to activate the Hero's Sword- This weapon, in addition to dealing extreme damage (always minicriting), has so many projectiles another enemy will be hit for 25% damage of the normal attack used on the main target.

I then proceed to use the massive amounts of projectiles from it to easily overwhelm the magical spear.

1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors

Originally posted on 2016-03-30 00:05:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459292228))

Sorodin> You wouldn't be in the best of emotional states either, if you had watched your world die 4 times and be helpless to stop it. Sorodin> I would put my soul back into my body, except for the fact that I can now do a one-off 15,000 damage attack plus creativity at any time. Sorodin> So yes, your statement is right, I AM broken. ((Do I now get the record for most damage to one entity from a non-charged attack? xD)) Sorodin respawns. Charges for the sake of reference. Probably not a Cat 7/15 CHARGE 1/15 I buy 310 Archons from the store. If that works.

((You dont. Pretty much me and engie hit the uncharged damage cap durig the battle with the admins- 35 HP or 35000 damage))

Originally posted on 2016-03-30 00:17:00

Indeed I am. What of it?

Verdana grins, one hand held with the palm facing upwards... and the entire damn mountain floating ominously above not only him, but the players too. His grin only widens when they take out their weaponry.

And... are you threatening me?... heh.... hehe.... hehehEHEHEHAHAHAHAH, HAHA HAHAHEHEHAH! That's CUTE! I have a mountain. Mountain trumps TNT Cannon and Swords. Or whatever it is you Minecraftians use.

Originally posted on 2016-03-30 11:44:00

Stick && Magical Diamonds && Magically Treated Sponges || Plastic Staff With a Star on the End = Spongebawb' Staff, Tier 0 3/4
i continue bashing on the magic spear because i really need to sleep now


1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors
Edited by Battle

Originally posted on 2016-03-30 12:14:00

@topaz: It WOULD work, except there is the problem that I currently only have 190 of them, and need to finish dealing with the Mechanical spiders before I send any forces out. Don't worry, your request is pending, once I've cleaned up the Fortress, you'll have archons inbound.
4/6 for Hephaestus' Cleaver
3/6 for Triton's Wrath
12/15 for fiery warriors
12/15 for flame core

Continuing my concentrated action, I perform my feat of sheer trollery once more, this time not even bothering to use the ejection plate from the PG Embassy (it still enabled this ability, it's just I'm not using it in the flavor text)
Eric twirls Gaia's Herald once more, then slams it into the ground, and a massive pillar of earth shoots upwards, sending the MUF-MECH spinning away over the walls of the Fortress and into the middle of the Mech army, where Another Medium hopefully goes off before the MUF-Mech can get far enough away from its allies to avoid damaging them with it.

Another sticky note flutters down and lands on Alicia's head.
"Don't worry about property damage discussions, I'll just put the fines on your tab."
"~Eric"
Well then, Eric's feeling particularly snarky today, isn't he?

Additional entity orders: If it wasn't obvious, the earth core will start work on getting the earth spire fixed. I need maximum soldier output so that I can properly fulfill topaz's order.
The AG alchemy turret is included in those who'll attack the mechanical spiders.
As another note, A lot more than 50K mechanical spiders should be dying this round.
And a final note: I haven't been bringing up the crits I'm supposed to be getting on the MECHs since my firepower is currently a bit higher than it properly should be, but once the nerfing hits, I'm gonna want that double damage advantage.


Store note: There's some serious debuffs coming for the Fortress troops once the fight with the MECHs is over. To compensate for this, I'm gonna drop the price to a basic platoon of 30 archons and one associated to beast to 1 store credit, and the cost of alchemies to half their level, rounded up.
Topaz, for this reason, I'm gonna reduce the cost of your purchase to being worth 15 store credit, since due to the stat cuts you're getting a bit less than what the price implies right now.

Originally posted on 2016-03-30 16:01:00

pionoplayer is retroactively awarded the PAP-Mech's spoil for being the only player to damage it and giving the order to kill.

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QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459272330))

I disapprove of the mechanical spiders being more dangerous than the MECHs themselves. 3/6 for Hephaestus' Cleaver 2/6 for Triton's Wrath 10/15 for fiery warriors 10/15 for flame core "Okay, seriously, if the mechanical spiders are being that obnoxious on their own, I don't particularly feel like playing fair." Eric twirls Gaia's Herald, then slams it into the ground. A massive boulder launches up out of the dirt and smashes into the MUF mech, knocking it over onto the same pressure plate that was used against the PAP Mech. "I mean, seriously, this kind of absurdity is uncalled for." As with last round, I'm sacrificing my normal action for the purpose of spreading out the unpleasantness of the kamikaze attacks. Having 50+ charge worth of stuff + interest wrecked in short order is not something I'm interested in letting Alicia do. The words appear in the air in front of Alicia: Alright then, have it your way. Alphys isn't involved anymore anyways, so I suppose it's a moot point now. But if you touch the Fortress ONE more time I'm going to break your army in half. ((Putting it up as a warning, the MECHs are gonna get seriously shrekt by the Fortress's army if any serious damage is sustained by the Fortress walls.)) Entity orders: Break the spiders. Roswell's gonna use that nifty charged attack to do more bug swatting. If the Fortress is empty of aggressors once this is done, the three factions that were involved in protecting the Fortress can go. I don't think I need anymore help from them, I've got enough firepower as is. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 39 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 31 toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

The Mechanical Spiders are more powerful than the mechs because they're up against a much more powerful force, and due to the fact they lose attack with less of them, and there wouldn't be as many if the Fortress didn't have as many forces.

Your next action is more effective.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459292228))

Sorodin> You wouldn't be in the best of emotional states either, if you had watched your world die 4 times and be helpless to stop it. Sorodin> I would put my soul back into my body, except for the fact that I can now do a one-off 15,000 damage attack plus creativity at any time. Sorodin> So yes, your statement is right, I AM broken. ((Do I now get the record for most damage to one entity from a non-charged attack? xD)) Sorodin respawns. Charges for the sake of reference. Probably not a Cat 8 7/15 CHARGE 2 1/15 I buy 310 Archons from the store. If that works.

Something I forgot to clarify earlier is that you aren't actually dead until your Soul Gem gets destroyed, so you regenerate your body for 12 HP.

As Battlefury said below, I think 35 HP might be the highest amount of damage dealt without a charge so no. Also, expending grief only gets you up to +12,500 HP of damage, and adds to your death meter, as that's what grief is.

You would buy 310 Archons from the store, but there are only 190, so your request is put on pending as that's how piono seems to want to handle it.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459292714))

temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 5/6 glitch temmies greatest pistols Stick && Magical Diamonds && Magically Treated Sponges || Plastic Staff With a Star on the End = Spongebawb' Staff, Tier 0 3/4 i use Armament Shift to activate the Hero's Sword- This weapon, in addition to dealing extreme damage (always minicriting), has so many projectiles another enemy will be hit for 25% damage of the normal attack used on the main target. I then proceed to use the massive amounts of projectiles from it to easily overwhelm the magical spear. 1+ to topaz 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors

You change Armaments to the Hero's Sword to deal a minicritical 15,000 HP of damage to the Magical Spear, and hitting the MTT-Mech for 3,750 HP of damage.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459293439))

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459292228)) Sorodin> You wouldn't be in the best of emotional states either, if you had watched your world die 4 times and be helpless to stop it. Sorodin> I would put my soul back into my body, except for the fact that I can now do a one-off 15,000 damage attack plus creativity at any time. Sorodin> So yes, your statement is right, I AM broken. ((Do I now get the record for most damage to one entity from a non-charged attack? xD)) Sorodin respawns. Charges for the sake of reference. Probably not a Cat 7/15 CHARGE 1/15 I buy 310 Archons from the store. If that works. ((You dont. Pretty much me and engie hit the uncharged damage cap durig the battle with the admins- 35 HP or 35000 damage))

#puermagisorodinmagica

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1459334665))

Indeed I am. What of it? Verdana grins, one hand held with the palm facing upwards... and the entire damn mountain floating ominously above not only him, but the players too. His grin only widens when they take out their weaponry. And... are you threatening me?... heh.... hehe.... hehehEHEHEHAHAHAHAH, HAHA HAHAHEHEHAH! That's CUTE! I have a mountain. Mountain trumps TNT Cannon and Swords. Or whatever it is you Minecraftians use.

**Unknown triplequestionmarks: Is that what you use as a weapon? Really? Well...
**Unknown triplequestionmarks: Do you know what? I saw the battle at the lobby, and you're insane, so we're going to fight you anyway.

The players ready their weaponry.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459336494))

Stick && Magical Diamonds && Magically Treated Sponges || Plastic Staff With a Star on the End = Spongebawb' Staff, Tier 0 3/4 i continue bashing on the magic spear because i really need to sleep now 1+ to topaz 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors Edited by Battle

You deal 8,000 HP to the Magical Spear.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459350106))

@topaz: It WOULD work, except there is the problem that I currently only have 190 of them, and need to finish dealing with the Mechanical spiders before I send any forces out. Don't worry, your request is pending, once I've cleaned up the Fortress, you'll have archons inbound. 4/6 for Hephaestus' Cleaver 3/6 for Triton's Wrath 12/15 for fiery warriors 12/15 for flame core Continuing my concentrated action, I perform my feat of sheer trollery once more, this time not even bothering to use the ejection plate from the PG Embassy (it still enabled this ability, it's just I'm not using it in the flavor text) Eric twirls Gaia's Herald once more, then slams it into the ground, and a massive pillar of earth shoots upwards, sending the MUF-MECH spinning away over the walls of the Fortress and into the middle of the Mech army, where Another Medium hopefully goes off before the MUF-Mech can get far enough away from its allies to avoid damaging them with it. Another sticky note flutters down and lands on Alicia's head. "Don't worry about property damage discussions, I'll just put the fines on your tab." "~Eric" Well then, Eric's feeling particularly snarky today, isn't he? Additional entity orders: If it wasn't obvious, the earth core will start work on getting the earth spire fixed. I need maximum soldier output so that I can properly fulfill topaz's order. The AG alchemy turret is included in those who'll attack the mechanical spiders. As another note, A lot more than 50K mechanical spiders should be dying this round. And a final note: I haven't been bringing up the crits I'm supposed to be getting on the MECHs since my firepower is currently a bit higher than it properly should be, but once the nerfing hits, I'm gonna want that double damage advantage. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 41 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 31 (request for 310 earth archons pending) toast: 11 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. Store note: There's some serious debuffs coming for the Fortress troops once the fight with the MECHs is over. To compensate for this, I'm gonna drop the price to a basic platoon of 30 archons and one associated to beast to 1 store credit, and the cost of alchemies to half their level, rounded up. Topaz, for this reason, I'm gonna reduce the cost of your purchase to being worth 15 store credit, since due to the stat cuts you're getting a bit less than what the price implies right now.

The MUF-Mech is launched outside, causing it to activate Another Medium there.

Alicia ignores your note.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Glitch Temmies exist.

All players that need to respawn respawn. The players that didn't respawn and the Incubators rush the Magical Spear for 15,000 HP of damage.

The Laughing Dead kill the Magical Spear, and somehow convert it into one of them, and lvl55Necro deals 8,000 HP of damage to the UDY-Mech.

The Lesser Brute Psychopath deals 6 damage to Vriska>Sans, before the entire Battlefield realises that this is the round that every single Mech (apart from the UDY-Mech) activates their special to show off, causing non-Pro-Godmodders to feel a inner dread.

The TOR-Mech activates Heartache, and its arm turns into a cannon, pointed straight at Sorodin's Soul Gem. A spiral of fire flies straight towards it, but is intercepted by Sorodin's body, incinerating it, although Sorodin finds that he can still move it, and not die until his Soul Gem is removed.

The ASG-Mech activates Bergentrückung, and borrows Verdana's mountain for a few seconds to throw it straight at the Anti-Godmodders and Neutral. They take no damage, before realising something - they can't heal for the next turn. This somehow effects Fortress entities as well.

The ASR-Mech activates Burn In Despair, and the Laughing Dead and Necro find themselves caught in a web of energy, and can't act. The ASR-Mech then turns its arm into a cannon similarly to the TOR-Mech, and fires rainbow coloured fire at them, not dealing any damage but setting them on fire.

The MTT-Mech activates Death by Glamour, striking a pose ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. It's so FABULOUS, that a pink light radiates from the MTT-Mech and causes four members of the Incubator Horde to melt and Vriska>Sans to lose 10 HP.

The OFW-Mech activates Your Best Nightmare, while Amber, causing it to become omnipresent. Static fills the opposition's minds, before a feeling of dread itself radiates across not just the battlefield, but the entire server. The SOULs of the non-PGs glow black for a split second, before splitting in half, dealing 10,000 HP of damage to everything. This kills Sorodin, Vriska>Sans, an Incubator, two members of the Laughing Dead, lvl55, somehow hits the Wisps, kills Roswell, destroys the Alchemy Turret, and cripples the Purple Worms and Feline Warriors. Due to this combination being ridiculously OP, the OP Scale kicks in and prevents it from flattening the Archons and everything that has less than 10,000 max HP. This makes Alicia extremely happy, although her own OP Scale prevents her from using the combination again.

The MUF-Mech activates Another Medium, releasing 20,000 Mechanical Spiders into the Battlefield. It then broadcasts a message to all Mechanical Spiders, although it can only reach a quarter of the Spiders in the Fortress due to being launched out of it. The Spiders in each zone form into a maw. The ones in the Battlefield consume rcringeAnarchy, while the ones in the Fortress consume most of the Bastet Shrine. Battlefury gains its Spoil, the Spider Spawner, due to dealing the final blow.

Alicia doesn't feel the need to do much after Your Best Nightmare activated, so she decides to idle and give Verdana a +2.

In the Fortress
As Bergentrückung prevents healing, and Roswell is dead and can't activate her special, so everything rushs the Mechanical Spiders, destroying 100,000 of them due to criticals.

The remaining Mechanical Spiders knock down the Feline Warriors body guarding the Bastet Shrine.

In the Forest
The Unknown members would attack Verdana, but are too by the feeling Your Best Nightmare gave them to do anything.

[GM NOTES]
I think I accidentally replicated Charles Barkley's field wipe from 0rigins, except there it was no fault of your own, and there was nothing you could have done to prevent it. Thankfully, it didn't kill that much compared to it.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Destroy Wave Undertale.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.
[PG]: Protect Wave Undertale.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE
Bergentrückung: Everybody who isn't a Pro-Godmodder cannot heal! (Yes, they can still respawn.) I


[AG] Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 6,000/21,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (The Hero's Sword), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII), Gravcrush: IIIII
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 0/20 HP, Soul Gem: 0/1 HP, 0% Grief, Summoning: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII

[???] Glitch Temmie Horde: 101/105 HP (x2), Have 4 Armour

[AG-PL] undertaleSucks: 10/20 HP (x2), Undertale Must Burn: III
[AG] HalloweenHax0r: 10/20 HP
[AG] Incubator Horde: 7,500/7,500 HP (x4)

[N] Fortress: 80,000/105,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Laughing Dead: 4,000/8,000 HP (x2), 8,000/8,000 HP (x2), Burn in Despair: II, Turn things killed by them into other members of them.
[N-PL] lvl55Necro: 10/20 HP (x3), Necromancy: IIII, Burn in Despair: II

[PG] Lesser Brute Psychopath: 60,000/60,000 HP, 20% damage reduction due to the rubber bands.
[MECH] UDY-Mech Mk. I: 112,000/120,000 HP, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Magical Spear: 0/40,000 HP, Regeneration (10,000 HP), Battle Against a True Hero: III, Crits against Battlefury, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] TOR-Mech Mk. I: 44,000/75,000 HP, Heartache: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] ASG-Mech Mk. I: 56,000/100,000 HP, Bergentrückung: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] ASR-Mech Mk. I: 118,000/125,000 HP, Burn In Despair: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] MTT-Mech Mk. I: 88,250/100,000 HP, Death by Glamour: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[MECH] OFW-Mech Mk. I: 115,000/125,000 HP, Purplecharged XBOX: 20,000/20,000 HP, Current SOUL: Purple, Your Best Nightmare: III, Gravcrush: [b]IIIII[/b]
[PG] Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x20,000)

[GM] Alicia111: 46/50 HP, Diplomacy: IIII

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 50)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 18/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 10/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, It's All Just A Prank: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 5/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, 0° All Scope: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] MLG Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x10), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] amostsecretsociety Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x10), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] PranksterCrew: 500/500 HP (x10), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 35,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x203), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] RoswellGreys51: 0/20 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Abduction: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Spire: 0/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 20,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 5,000/15,000 HP (x4), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Bastet Shrine: 5,000/30,000 HP, Bastet: IIIII, ATK Multiplier: 1.0x, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Alphys: 135,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x50,000)
[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[PG] engie/Verdana: 9/20 HP

[???] Mountain: 483,000/500,000 HP

[N] Unknown Members: 10/20 HP (x6)
[N] triplequestionmarks: 11/20 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour.
[N] TNT Cannon: 10,000/30,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards: READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Gravitational Core: READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]
[III] Spider Spawner: READY!, Owner: Battlefury [AG]

Originally posted on 2016-03-30 16:49:00

Stick && Magical Diamonds && Magically Treated Sponges || Plastic Staff With a Star on the End = Spongebawb' Staff, Tier 0 4/4
i continue bashing on the magic spear because i'm a uncreative schmuck right now. Then, an anvil from 500 blocks above falls on the UNY-mech's head. The Anvil turns into a corrosive acid, which quickly melts the UDY-mech. Then, i toss the molten remains into a steel factory, where it is disguised as steel that is used across many, many things. All of which sponstantiously turn into anti-matter and explode. I then activate the Spider Spawner.

ACTIVATE ABILITY: REORGANIZATION
Wow, i excepted for me to be off the battlefield before i even used this. Oh well. Tis a shame, people are gonna have to die due to bad luck on the AG side.
I suddenly begin to reorganize the terrain making up the battlefield. By that, i mean i am altering the postion and material of chunks, with some landing in the air and some becoming massive lavafalls while some sink into the earth. Then, i revert things. The Toriel mech finds itself squished between a obsidian chunk and lava chunk. it drowns in the lava, but then i change the Obsidian to tnt which explodes. Meanwhile, i repair the terrian without making the floating chunks fall.

Then i disable the antigravity.
Whoops, looks like some mechs were caught by the falling rubble. Oh well.

I then reveal that i also reorganized the mountain Engie is carrying, and forgot to disable the anti-grav, causing it to float off into space.
I think we have had enough of the mountain being used as a weapon. I then make sure that if the mountain falls, it will land on the ASG-mech, and he will somehow end up as part of it, thus becoming the king in the mountain.

1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors

temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 6/6 glitch temmies greatest pistols Finished. Forgot to finish this last post.



Originally posted on 2016-03-30 19:32:00

5/6 for Hephaestus' Cleaver
5/6 for Triton's Wrath
13/15 for fiery warriors
13/15 for flame core
+1 to battlefury, topaz and... uh, engie's the only other person here, so here engie, have +1.
(topaz, can I have a +3 from you again so that I can get out my next in archon obnoxiousness?)

Eric's rolls his eyes.
"Fine then."
He steps over onto the same plate that was used to ruin two of the kamikaze attacks so far, and presses the convenient nope button, nopeing his way out of the Fortress.
Alicia hears the sound of pure, unmitigated NOPE heading towards the battlefield and looks up to see Eric coming inbound with Reforger out, grav-core strapped to the head of it.
"EAT GRAVCRUSH YOU SON OF AN OTYUGH!"
He slams hammer-head first into the ASG-Mech's head, applying all five stacks of gravcrush to it simultaneously, causing it to crumple inwards to the ground.
"Okay, Alicia, you've officially ticked me off. I MIGHT let you off the hook once I finish trashing your Mechs."
"Might."
"Consider this a warning, any more stunts after this fight is over and you will rue the day you decided it would be fun to take potshots at my house."
Mechs trolled: 3/8

Entity orders:
Wipe the spiders off the face of the planet, actually, you know what? I've got enough angry entities in the base that I don't need the earth archons in there right now. The purple worms are enough to tank any attacks that might possibly bypass the Zone barrier. (once the battlefield moves again I want that crap to quit, the Fortress has an explicit ability that prevents world-targeting abilities from applying to things inside the Fortress while simultaneously preventing them from working if set off inside the Fortress. I'm letting it pass since the Fortress is literally right next door, but please no more once the battlefield moves)

Speaking of which, topaz, I believe I'm completing 2/3 of your order right now, 10 credits have been subtracted form your store-d credit.
Eric walks over to topaz.
"I believe you placed an order for... 310 earth archons, yes?"
"Well, I have 200 of them coming right now."
The gates of the Fortress open with a thunderous creak, and 200 earth archons flow out onto the battlefield. They are now AZ and under topaz's control. They'll target whoever topaz tells them to. That is a good... let's see, 200 archons multiplied by 200 apiece.... That's 40K damage a round, not too shabby, should be enough to enable clearing the Mech of your choice off the face of the server.
"Sadly, I don't currently have the rest available thanks to SOMEONE" He nods towards Alicia "Sending all sorts of absurd monsters after my summoning facilities. Don't ask why I'm using all this complicated technical jargon, I swear I didn't even know English until I came here."
((I'm much better to make deals with than the Incubators, aren't I?))



Originally posted on 2016-03-30 19:58:00

I respawn. If you guy's don't mind, leave the ASG-Mech to me. My next attack only works against it.

Originally posted on 2016-03-30 23:04:00

Doubleposts, dangit.

Originally posted on 2016-03-30 23:20:00

Battlefury13: Alicia, i would like to lodge a formal complaint.
Battlefury13: That is to say, you think your pathetic, unheroic mech is worth the title of undying?
Battlefury13: That's a funny joke.
I begin smashing on the UDY-mech with the Hero's Sword.
Battlefury13: Seriously, giving us a 160K hp or so Mech that is unlike its base in so many ways and then giving it the title of "Undyne-MECH the Undying"?
Battlefury13: I for one think that anyone who knew Undyne is laughing off their socks or insanely offended that you think such a weaksauce mech, flagship or no, deserves such a title.
Battlefury13: Unless you are enough of an megalomaniac that you don't care. But you have clearly demonstrated that you actually seem to care about building this server, even if it means forcing everyone to go along with your vision and making promises you cannot even fulfill at the time of making while forcing everyone to stay on.
Battlefury13: Therefore, you using the Undying title and applying it to a cold, soulless, machine, is a case of terminal stupidity. And i don't think it's theme naming- As we all know, if the mechs were ever given properly themed named they would all be "MURDERBOT 99999999: whatevermob EDITION"
Battlefury13: Unless, of course, you are crazy enough to think that a murderous mech is worthy of that title. In which case, see terminal stupidity.

Battlefury13: In fact, none of your mechs are worth the titles you give them- in both character and power. Asgore has an absurd enough attack to one shot the Player... When he is not holding back. Here he is, not holding back. I see i am still standing.

Battlefury13: And then there is your choice of commander- Alphy's. Makes sense, but for your stupid choice of WHICH Alphys. You choose the worst case timeline, and you know what happens to someone who isn't a stone-cold sociopath/psychopath when their friends start dropping dead and they end up in a position of helplessness.
Battlefury13: I suppose that made recruitment easy, and typing up Alphy's dialogue much easier for the GM.
Battlefury13: But you get what you pay for. You see, the same reason Alphy's might find leading those mechs good in any way- that anime is cool and that anime mechs are also cool- is it's VERY OWN DOWNFALL.
Battlefury13: Because all you did is force her to relive her friends death, even though all you gave her were soulless mechs. The only more soulless thing here is that Springtrap i tossed at Verdana, and that is not exactly saying a lot.
Battlefury13: My point is, not only is this ultimately sadistic and cruel in it's own way, its also stupidly themed anyway. It's also a source of spoils of war, and relatively easy
Battlefury13: And then, there is your little takeover of the server. Tell me, if 3 admins could hardly handle control, how could YOU handle it?

Battlefury13: If you keep moving and surpassing every single piece of chaos, you will tire out and become weak, and eventually die.
Battlefury13: If you try to rule though fear, the second someone stands up to you everything will shatter.
Battlefury13: If you try to rule via appeasement.. Well, you already seem to be doing that to an extent, but if you appease everyone with the same thing, someone is gonna demand more and when you give them more, others are gonna ask for more. And some people are gonna be mad that you are giving their rivals stuff. Not to mention griefers.
Battlefury13: And, lets assume you DO win. Well, first i can tell from Verdana's actions that he is either going to wreck the server or leave outright. And lets suppose you manage to hold on for a long time, crushing revolts with ease and preventing the rebels from revolting enmasse.
Battlefury13: This timeline has godmodders after they all were wiped out canonically. What if one that is much more powerful comes on and demands control? Something like an Omega? Or what if a Beta-Plus comes on, seeking to gain your rank and take the server?

Battlefury13: Well, all that tyranny sure leaves a convenient and easy takeover for any godmodder.
Battlefury13: And lets assume that none of that happens. Well, eventually, people will reach their breaking point, being stuck on one server forever with no choice in the grand scheme of things, no choice in servers, no ability to leave.. Then, eventually, a large revolt will occur.
Battlefury13: The Narrative will weigh in and just power them up, starting this whole mess all over, and perhaps making you even need support from the conflict to hold on in the end.
Battlefury13: Oh, and did you not notice that so long as their is one isolated AG, no matter how many terrors or mechs you have, this game of ours goes on?
Battlefury13: As much as you may not like it, we [AG]'s have a much simpler way to win- Just keep trying. You, on the other hand, are dependant on the plot to win- Can't blow up the planet if it goes against the plot, can you? And even if you did, it would just become part of it.
Battlefury13: I don't care about your vision for a server, or how awesome you think your idea will be. You're methods have already ruined it. From the moment you took over this server forcefully, you tossed it into a sprawing pit of chaos you still cannot deal with. And now, you are dependant on outright focusing us down to deal with us while most godmodders can just kill us and be done with it.
Battlefury13: Tell me, if you cannot deal with a revolt at it's weakest point, how dare you presume that you can just control this server?

Battlefury13: Because, the truth is, as long as there is something for the narrative to give power to, you cannot rule. And surely, there are plenty of players here who would glady fight you. For the narrative to power up. In the end, all you will do is damage your precious server and destroy your repetition as you fail to fulfill promises that you made.

Battlefury13: And now, i ask for the players here: Would you really side with Alicia just because she promised you a cool base and to make the server cool? Because so far, she has done neither. Would you side with her because she is more powerful? Her power will not matter if we are persistant enough. Would you side with her just because she is an admin? Then by that logic, you should be siding with the other admins as they were admins before her.

Battlefury13: In summary: The mechs are sadistic and cruel, actually taking over the server would be a hard task, and the narrative is just gonna keep powering up your enemy's until you die in an unmarked grave 99999 years into the grim darkness of the future.

Typing essays of text at 3:09 AM is fun. You should try it sometime. I direct the power of this essay towards the UDY mech.

1/10 Anti-Kamikaze
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors


Originally posted on 2016-03-31 08:10:00

Verdana grins at the unknown players. He doesn't seem even remotely affected by the bunch of spookiness coming from OMF-Mech's attack, meaning that he technically gets initiative. And if there's one thing that Verdana excels at, it's utterly punishing any moment of weakness that he has an opportunity to take advantage of. But, first, he has business to take care of... somebody just tried to mess with his mountain. Verdana warps through time and space, ending up right in front of Battlefury just before he's about to try using his ability on the mountain.

Excuse me! That's awfully rude of you, trying to mess with my mountain... and, heh, wait, you SERIOUSLY think you're going to be able to burn through the entire health bar of a 500000 health entity, with an attack unfocused enough to hit three different entities? HA! You are such an IDIOT. To put it into perspective for you, I recall Alicia having roughly 60000 attack power. Mister Dick over in the main timeline has, what, 100000? Hell, the Omega Plus herself, User Zero, only has 300000ish attack power. You're not oneshotting the mountain with a Descendant-level attack power just yet, mate.

Confident that he has managed to save his mountain, he grins in an unnerving manner, returning to the current timeline, right in the middle of the cluster of unknown players.

As for all of YOU people, well, you're taking swords and a cannon up against someone who's current feats of strength include being the first one to hit Alicia in combat, AND inventing overkill as a status condition... look, I don't mean to brag, but long story short, I'm somewhat ABOVE your league. Let me show you... FIRST HAND!

And this is the part where a flailing multitude of metal chains rise up from out of the earth, lashing around the unknown players and tearing into their Minecraftian flesh, burrowing into their bodies through the eyes only to sprout a lethal arrangement of horrendously jagged spikes, tearing them apart and lifting up the remains onto a series of gruesome displays that resemble utterly demented Christmas decorations. Verdana laughs at their plight, even taking the time to crush them into a more compact form with his gravity manipulation, before getting an idea... reaching out, he drains the ammunition from the TNT cannon, imbues it with pure Oblivion-elemental power, then activates a single block of TNT and levitates it next to the gathering of players that he just utterly brutalized. There's a while flash, and then, where the corpses and chains were, there's now... nothing. As in, not only are there no corpses or chains left, the section of space where the Oblivion-powered TNT exploded just doesn't even register as an area anymore.

And then Verdana makes everything worse by drawing a pair of boulders up from under the earth for the sole purpose of teabagging the general area where there was supposed to be a group of Minecraftians without having to risk getting near the ceased existence zone. He'd probably survive going in there because bullshitkinesis (AKA reasons which I don't feel like explaining yet), but it'd still be an extremely painful experience... for you... Oh, and he decides to do something about the other players all doing health things.

Stupid damage-taking mechanic: 4/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

+2 to Alicia, +1 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 12:05:00

Thanks engie.
6/6 for Hephaestus' Cleaver: This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
6/6 for Triton's Wrath: Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it the power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
15/15 for fiery warriors
15/15 for flame core
+1 to battlefury, topaz and engie

Eric chimes in on the end of battlefury's comment.
"As an addendum, I'd like to point out that I, a single Descendant (whatever the heck that means) have repeatedly wrecked your crap, like, basically under my own power."
"I mean, not dissing the three factions that helped me out, but jeez, they aren't even godmodders. Half of them have only just started trying out the new mods, and they're STILL trashing your stuff like tomorrow isn't a thing."
"That's not even getting started on my archons..."
"We took down half of your firepower in, what, three rounds? Four?"
"Yeah, if I were you I'd back down for a bit and try to get your act together before doing anything else."

And then there's a glowing light from further away...
"It's time to du-du-du-du-du-du-duel!"
Eric draws from the spellcard deck, pulling out card 9.
If this deals damage to one target, smash the OMF Mech's face in, if it spreads it out, hit the purplecharged XBOX too.
If it negates regen, hit up the UDY Mech, if it just inflicts status debuffs, sprinkle that sucker all over the Mechs in general.
If it provides a defense buff, give it to the archons.
If it's healing... hit the Fortress, then spread the leftovers between all the non PG forces.

Meanwhile, in the Fortress...

15/15 x2 expended! First layer of fire troops summoned!
This is the part where I start making preparations to make up for the fact that my troops are gonna get debuffed heavily in a few rounds.
First off is the fire barracks, this building is intimidating and radiates heat, although Minecraftians can't actually feel heat, so most everybody is okay so long as they don't touch the burning portions of it, which will obviously set idiots that do on fire.
Similarly, at the heart of the Fortress, the earth core gains an angry, glowing, red counterpart.
Fire Barrack stats: 45K health, summons 30 fire archons every round, stats: 100 health, 500 attack. Inflict the On Fire debuff on targets. (health more than halved, attack exactly doubled plus the debuff, I believe it balances out.)
Fire Core stats: 30K health, restores 5K health around to fire buildings, prevents fire buildings from being permanently destroyed when their health runs out, instead having them go into 'broken' mode until fully healed. Can't be attacked while there are fire minions around.


Notes, alchemies have been changed to be cheaper to purchase, as has the deck of spellcards, the gravitational core has been added to the list of rentals. Asgore's drop will be added once I try it out next round.

Originally posted on 2016-03-31 15:22:00