Where'd all the AGs go? This is getting boring.

Verdana begins pacing back and forth. He does bother reacting to the incoming Springtrap by flipping gravity over, making the animatronic sail harmlessly overhead, and tossing a blast of Life energy at the Ship for healing's sake, but aside from that, seems to be just... waiting for a more target-rich environment.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 10:45:00

4/6 for Gaia's Herald
Electric Onslaught AND storage shotgun = Danger: High Voltage 2/6
14/15 for earthen constructs
14/15 for auxiliary upgrades
+1 to battlefury, toast and engie

Eric dons the obsidian armor, granting himself 2 more armor points.
He then jumps down to talk with the various players.
He nods to Roswell (who I'm going to give to the GM, cuz otherwise she's gonna wind up camping in the Fortress with my other stuff), Allscope and justaprank.
"Thank you, I appreciate your help in keeping the Fortress alive, I noticed the other players around were fighting to protect the Fortress, but I personally owe you guys because you helped me protect my personal side portion as well."
"I can't give you extra benefits for the Fortress, because that would be blatant favoritism in terms of the Fortress itself..."
"But I CAN give you stuff out of my own pocket."
"How does 30 earth archons apiece sound? One for each faction that helped me out."
"They won't win any wars by themselves what with all the new mods and stuff, but they're tough, smart, and have access to earth magic so you two should be able to have them build you guys the bases you were going to have Alicia make for you."
(As a note, any forces I rent out won't attack the Fortress, and will turn on whoever gives the orders if they are ordered to do so, other than that, they'll willing do whatever, including fighting other forces of archons. Rented troops stay with the person who hired them permanently. If they take me up on the offer, it'll be 30 archons to Roswell, 30 to Allscope, and 30 justaprank, meaning it'll remove 90 earth archons from my control.)

The narrator decides that he doesn't appreciate Verdana trying to take out the Fortress, and drops the stone dentures into one of the cannons, causing an entire broadside of the ship to suddenly explode, ripping a hole in the ship's hull.


@numbersoup: ah, I'm a doof. I've added some more points to your store credit, just in case you come back.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 18:19:00

tems art && dual pistols = 4/4 temmies greatest pistol done!
temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 1/? ???
I should be on the battlefield by nao
Battlefury13 loads temmies greatest pistols with Anti-Space Station Lasers, then blasts them rapidly at the Anti-Fighter Lasers and the Anti-ground lasers. As soon as they hit, they not only explode, but for some reason the ship is boarded by a horde of Glitch Temmie's. Who blow up the reactor core, causing it to fall on Anti-Narration. Huzzah, for causing spacestations to crash/ Then, the horde of Glitch Temmies proceed to dominate the battlefield. Sadly for Alicia, they are not a summon. Well, except for the shop that they set up which has all kinds of awesome goods. Sadly, none of the [PG];s that bother to check it out have money and end up paying in arms and leggs.

nope.jepg 7/15
Determination: 7/15(1+ from piono)
Determination :6/15
2+ to piono
1+ to doctors

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 18:52:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458940397))

@consumer: Alicia has 2 points because a +1 from her is equivalent to +2 from anyone else, therefore, it's basically a +2. 3/6 for Gaia's Herald 5/5 for Electric Onslaught: This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. 10/15 for earthen constructs 10/15 for auxiliary upgrades +1 to battlefury, toast and teag Eric rolls up his sleeves and goes to the AG embassy. "Hey, narrator, we need a name for you." Meh, just call me SONG. "Okay, that works. Song, could you bring Alicia her ordered purplecharged XBOX?" Uh... you sure? "She paid for it, there's no legitimate reason not to!" She tried to trash the Fortress! "And failed miserably. I see no reason not to honor our obligations as a legitimate store front." ... Fine. Eric then climbs to the top of the Embassy, and pulls out the Reforger, and uses it to Reforge the AG Alchemy Turret. On the battlefield, the words appear in the air, and the purplecharged XBOX appears and solidifes in mid-air, before gently floating into Alicia's hands. Eric said that you paid for this. I still don't approve of you, but apparently he wasn't bothered by your attempt on his life and everything he's worked on so far, so whatever. I'm still watching you. ((then the thing that was stated in the EoTB happens with her putting away the purplecharged XBOX)) Anyways! I'm now opening up the soldier hiring! Haven't really made up my mind how much charge is worth how much, but basically, you can use stored store credit to get me to field archons under your command. If I don't have enough forces to field all of my requests, whoever is paying the most will get the soldiers. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Armed Forces: Variable: Archons (and later special troops) will be sent to the Battlefield from the Fortress to fight under your command. stored credit. battlefury: 28 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 toast: 6 numbersoup: 5 crystal: 5 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Alchemy Turret back to full health.

Alicia is pleased with the Purplecharged XBOX, but smiles in a creepy way at you for some reason.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458944238))

Oh, yes... I officially leave the game as well. I give all my alchemies to Piono, as well as control of Roswell. Here, have this too: +3 to Piono

Goodbye. Piono gains your alchemy and your health boost.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458946949))

/null You just made the obisidian armor pieces, right?

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458947365))

Whelp time to rebalence this madhouse tems art && dual pistols = 3/4 temmies greatest pistol Before even saying anything, Spongebawb somehow leaves. Five seconds later, i join. Battlefury13: Normally, i would perfer to just use an avatar. Battlefury13: Oh, and this server does not have maroon. That sucks. Battlefury13: Now i have to use this overrated shade of red. Battlefury13: Now, since this [AG] faction has been reduced to one player due to idlers being iders, it seems i'm gonna have to make myself an OP one-post summon until at least three idler's are back. battlefury13: but first let me do something battlefury13 created faction "userzero > tubaboy" userzero > tuba boy battlefury13: lets rock scrubs SUMMON: BATTLEFURY13 (TEMPORYARY) Obviously, me. Here are my stats:. Rebalencing: If there are less than 3 AG players, i gain 5000 damage per less than 3. If i actually go idle myself or miss an action, it is acted upon in the EoTB Battle 2Op2live: Leaves after three rounds of there being 3 or more active AG players. Comes back if the number of active AG's hits one for more than two rounds. All the Votes: While voting for a player special, use the idler's votes as well. im out of names: For each AG player less than 3, his EOTB charges gain one extra. HP: 30/30 (to prevent camping) 3 armor (Again, to prevent camping, and it can be reduced) Temmie Armor: 100000/100000. All damage towards player HP absorbed by armor directed towards Temmie Armor at a 1:4000 ratio. Armor piecing attacks damage it at a 1:1000 ratio, with the entire attack being counted, lose one armor at 66666 and 33333 hp. Cannot be broken, and regens 10000 per round. Armaments: Armaments are certain weapons brought over. They effect Battlefury13's attack in a special way, but need a 3-round charge to be activated. The list of armaments are: Falls (absolute control over gravity run though >fine. Inflicts Major Gravcrush.) The Hero's sword (projectiles hit other enemys for 25% damage due to the absurd combination of the Meowmere, Star Wrath, and Terra Blade. Deals minicrits to the main target.) The Saint's Row (Absurdly powerful AOE attack that takes 6 rounds to charge) Brutal Boss Busting Bashing Blade- Not the actual name, but still. Crits on bosses. S As a note: Battlefury13 is obviously taking the place of spongebawb as my player avatar. Just avoiding mixups. Side note before i continue: This player is intended to be OP so that you don't have to nerf Aiclia's forces into the ground to put them and the [AG]'s at a beatable level. Special: Armament Shift: You already know this. |||. Special: Reorganization: ||||: To be described. Can only be used during pre-EoTB. Special: Time To Downsize: ||||||||. Same as above applys. Can only be charged after Reorganization. Special:  Demotion: |||||||||||. Same as above applys here. Only charged after Time to Downsize. This is probably gonna get hit by the nerf hammer, but i dont want the PG faction getting nuked because of inactivity on my team, so making an OP summon for now. Battlefury13, as his first action, randomly tosses Springtrap at Verdana. Then, he presses the "VOTE FOR ALICIAISOVERRATED" button, supercharging her vote ability with all the votes! Her special activates, damaging Alicia dispute the lack of advantage . nope.jepg 5/10 (1+ from ets) Determination: 4/15 Determination :4/15 2+ to piono 1+ to doctors

I was planning to do something like this anyway, but battlefury13 summoned. You only have 25 HP and 2 Armour, with Temmie Armour being nerfed to 60k HP, but being changed to 1:1,000 damage to Temmie Armour ratio as Player HP in P&S works as a 1:1,000 HP ratio. Finally, you are immediately switched with Spongebawb the moment there are three AGs, and if there is more than one 1 player, your Temmie Armour is inactive. The Demonic Contract transfers from you to Spongebawb somehow, and I'd suggest you use it due to there only being 1 AG entity.

+6 Votes to Aliciaisoverrated.

Springtrap would hit, but...

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1458947614))

Anyway, there's just a ton of DTGs going on currently, so it's difficult for people to keep up. Arcade Destabilizer: This vest is black with a red trim. Streaks of arcade-esq. pixels run across it horizontally, and the vest itself seems to disjoint from reality occasionally. +1 to Battlefury, +2 to piono Got 4+ total 4/15 Burritos 8/15 Telefraggers RPG (+4) Dammit I forgot what this was. Better change it, otherwise it'll make no sense. [N] 8'000/8'000 hp - Laughing Dead (x5) Whenever the Laughing Dead kill an entity, they gain a new member. Attack is equal to 2'500*(members-1). I think those stats are correct.

It's actually 2,000 HP * members, but I'll go with 2,500 * (members - 1) to keep with your original calculations.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1458948197))

/null I was going to come back, but I'll wait 'til Battlefury's deded.

Battlefury is a player character, and can still respawn so you may want to come back in anyway, especially as the next boss is coming and you may want the opportunity for some Spoils of War.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458950396))

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1458948197)) /null I was going to come back, but I'll wait 'til Battlefury's deded. I am a player character, you know. So i do this fancy thing called "respawning" Otherwise, i am still one-shotable. /null

#onehundredandeleven

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458963512))

My inventory is literally at the bottom of my last post up there.

#projectb1nary

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1458989144))

Where'd all the AGs go? This is getting boring. Verdana begins pacing back and forth. He does bother reacting to the incoming Springtrap by flipping gravity over, making the animatronic sail harmlessly overhead, and tossing a blast of Life energy at the Ship for healing's sake, but aside from that, seems to be just... waiting for a more target-rich environment.

**Divinity Alicia111: I know how you feel, but if all of them give up, then I've won.
Springtrap is deflected and the Boat gains 7,000 HP.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459016367))

4/6 for Gaia's Herald Electric Onslaught AND storage shotgun = Danger: High Voltage 2/6 14/15 for earthen constructs 14/15 for auxiliary upgrades +1 to battlefury, toast and engie Eric dons the obsidian armor, granting himself 2 more armor points. He then jumps down to talk with the various players. He nods to Roswell (who I'm going to give to the GM, cuz otherwise she's gonna wind up camping in the Fortress with my other stuff), Allscope and justaprank. "Thank you, I appreciate your help in keeping the Fortress alive, I noticed the other players around were fighting to protect the Fortress, but I personally owe you guys because you helped me protect my personal side portion as well." "I can't give you extra benefits for the Fortress, because that would be blatant favoritism in terms of the Fortress itself..." "But I CAN give you stuff out of my own pocket." "How does 30 earth archons apiece sound? One for each faction that helped me out." "They won't win any wars by themselves what with all the new mods and stuff, but they're tough, smart, and have access to earth magic so you two should be able to have them build you guys the bases you were going to have Alicia make for you." (As a note, any forces I rent out won't attack the Fortress, and will turn on whoever gives the orders if they are ordered to do so, other than that, they'll willing do whatever, including fighting other forces of archons. Rented troops stay with the person who hired them permanently. If they take me up on the offer, it'll be 30 archons to Roswell, 30 to Allscope, and 30 justaprank, meaning it'll remove 90 earth archons from my control.) The narrator decides that he doesn't appreciate Verdana trying to take out the Fortress, and drops the stone dentures into one of the cannons, causing an entire broadside of the ship to suddenly explode, ripping a hole in the ship's hull. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons stored credit. battlefury: 30 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 toast: 8 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. @numbersoup: ah, I'm a doof. I've added some more points to your store credit, just in case you come back.

The Boat takes 8,000 HP of damage. 90 of your archons in total are given to amostsecretsociety, PranksterCrew and MLG.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459018374))

tems art && dual pistols = 4/4 temmies greatest pistol done! temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 1/? ??? I should be on the battlefield by nao Battlefury13 loads temmies greatest pistols with Anti-Space Station Lasers, then blasts them rapidly at the Anti-Fighter Lasers and the Anti-ground lasers. As soon as they hit, they not only explode, but for some reason the ship is boarded by a horde of Glitch Temmie's. Who blow up the reactor core, causing it to fall on Anti-Narration. Huzzah, for causing spacestations to crash/ Then, the horde of Glitch Temmies proceed to dominate the battlefield. Sadly for Alicia, they are not a summon. Well, except for the shop that they set up which has all kinds of awesome goods. Sadly, none of the [PG];s that bother to check it out have money and end up paying in arms and leggs. nope.jepg 7/15 Determination: 7/15(1+ from piono) Determination :6/15 2+ to piono 1+ to doctors

tems art && dual pistols = temmies GReaTEST pistolls!!11!!1 (Level 3)
temmies GReaTEST pistolls!!11!!1 (Level 3): tem put gret woK in tHeS pistolls!!11! they can hit TWO enemes at onE111!11

temmies GReaTEST pistolls!!11!!1 && Glitch Temmie Flakes = Glitch Temmie's Greatest Pistols (Level 5)

The Anti-Fighter Lasers and the Anti-Ground Lasers are annihilated, the Space Station takes 10,000 HP of damage, anti-narration takes 2 damage and Glitch Temmies are everywhere. They're so everywhere, they appear as an entity anyway, although don't interact with the battlefield just yet. Glitch Temmies are more careful then normal Temmies.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Aliciaisoverrated activates their special, Godmodders Are Easy To Hit. Alicia gets a sensation not unlike that of the completion of a trial, and takes 1 damage. The activation of a special fills Aliciaisoverrated with Narrative power, until Alicia takes out a Curse of Linking pistol, and fires at Aliciaisoverrated. They die, both in Minecraft and real life.

The Laughing Dead crush the Boat, somehow turning it into another member of them

The Pro-Godmodder force turn to Battlefury, and fire of attacks at Battlefury, dealing 25,000 HP to his Temmie Armour.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana and teag, before smiling in an eerie way. Her dreams are near completion, only one anti-godmodder is currently against her, and after she gains complete control of AscensionCraft, she can go kill a Gamma Plus to rank up. Of course, the anti-godmodders are likely going to come back soon, so she knows not to get too cocky or let her guard down.
**Divinity Alicia111: 2 hearts. That's the most anybody has done to me in a single battle. Of course, you know what to expect just about now. A Trial.
**Divinity Alicia111: Trial 1 wasn't too hard, so I'll make my second Trial much harder to compensate.
**Divinity Alicia111: Just wait a few minutes, I've nearly got everything prepared.

She uses Altgeddon to create an alt behind her, before the alt goes to some place unseen.

---

Alicia's alt teleports into the True Laboratory, before looking around.
Alicia002: Alphys, I'd like to make a deal with you.
A lizard in a scientist's garb comes out of a corner, obviously reluctant to be here.
Alicia002: I can get you out of this timeline, like sans did.
The lizard focuses on Alicia.
Alphys: Are you telling the truth, or are you just trying to make me let my guard down so you can kill me?
Alicia002: I am. There's just one small catch, although I think you'd like it.
Alphys: Tell me.
Alicia002: You like anime, don't you? You get to remotely assist eight mechas, and they're based on your friends.
Alphys: Do you want me to relive the deaths of my friends?
Alicia002: No. You can pay for your mistakes, Alphys. Just come with me.
The lizard, Alphys steps forward, and Alicia opens a portal. They both step through.

---

Alicia's alt and Alphys appear on the battlefield, before Alicia's alt disappears. Alicia then places a lever on the ground, before pressing down on it. A summoning circle appears before glowing, and eight spears appear in the sky. Four land in the battlefield, while another four land in the Fortress. They expand, turning into mechs based on the bosses of Undertale.

Wave Undertale.

Unfortunately for Alicia, since the way the Anti-Godmodders are going doesn't seem to be too great, several players arrive to help take care of the Mechs.

In the Fortress:
Maintenance happens. The Mechs choose not to do anything to the Fortress yet to not provoke getting easily murdered by the Archons.

[HOW TO PLAY]
Wave Undertale is lead by Alphys of the Genocide route, who is a support unit that has little attack. Killing her may help you out, however, she can be convinced to betray the Pro-Godmodders. The Mechs drop Spoils of War and possess Kamikaze attacks that activate on their death. Apart from that, this is a pretty standard mech fight.

Also, Battlefury, as a piece of advice, don't use your ability to mass vote on the players that can vote yet, as it causes them to leave the battle.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Fully disable the Luminous Desert.
[AG]: Kill extremely powerful PG entities, such as Destruction and anti-narration.
[AG]: Destroy Wave Undertale.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.
[PG]: Protect Wave Undertale.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] Battlefury: 15/25 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 35,000/60,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (None), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Ets: 20/20 HP, Has 1 Armour.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP, In the Space Station

[???] Mountain: 498,000/500,000 HP
[???] Glitch Temmie Horde: Exist.

[AG-PL] undertaleSucks: 20/20 HP (x3), Undertale Must Burn: III
[AG] HalloweenHax0r: 20/20 HP (x2)
[AG] rcringeAnarchy: 20/20 HP (x2)
[AG] Vriska>Sans: 20/20 HP (x2)

[N] Fortress: 105,000/105,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress.
[N] Laughing Dead: 8,000/8,000 HP (x6), Turn things killed by them into other members of them.

[PG] anti-narration: 3/5 HP, Deals criticals towards Descendants.
[PG] Space Station: 25,000/25,000 HP, Anti-Ground Laser Array: 40,000/40,000 HP, Power Usage: IIIIIIIIIII, In Orbit.
[PG] Lesser Brute Psychopath: 60,000/60,000 HP, Stolen TV: 25,000/25,000 HP, 20% chance to Miss while armour is intact, Stolen TV makes consecutive attacks less effective, 20% damage reduction due to the rubber bands.
[MECH] TOR-Mech Mk. I: 75,000/75,000 HP, Heartache: III
[MECH] UND-Mech Mk. I: 75,000/75,000 HP, Mechanical Spear: 20,000/20,000 HP, Spear of Justice: III
[MECH] ASG-Mech Mk. I: 100,000/100,000 HP, Bergentrückung: III
[MECH] ASR-Mech Mk. I: 125,000/125,000 HP, Burn In Despair: III
[PG] Alphys: 150,000/150,000 HP, Here We Are: [b]IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, All Mechs minicrit while Alphys is alive, ATK Multiplier: 0.8x[/b]

[GM] Alicia111: 46/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP)

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, It's All Just A Prank: II
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, 0° All Scope: II
[N] airhornMeister: 20/20 HP
[N] csgod: 20/20 HP
[N] MLG Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30)
[N] amostsecretsociety Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30)
[N] PranksterCrew: 500/500 HP (x30)
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x25), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x138)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] RoswellGreys51: 10/20 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Abduction: II
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP

[MECH] PAP-Mech Mk. I: 75,000/75,000 HP, Bonetrousle: III
[MECH] MUF-Mech Mk. I: 75,000/75,000 HP, Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x20,000), Spider Dance: III
[MECH] MTT-Mech Mk. I: 100,000/100,000 HP, Death by Glamour: III
[MECH] OFW-Mech Mk. I: 125,000/125,000 HP, Current SOUL: Light Blue, Your Best Nightmare: III
[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:

[AG] Alchemy Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP, Using: Giga Gun (Level 5)

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...



Originally posted on 2016-03-26 18:59:00

5/6 for Gaia's Herald
3/6 for Danger: High Voltage.
15/15 for earthen constructs
15/15 for convenient nope button MkII
1/15 for fiery warriors
1/15 for flame core
+1 to battlefury, toast and topaz

Eric looks up at the Mechs.
"I suppose it's time to try out that new convenient NOPE button."
15/15 expended! convenient nope button MKII
This is, in fact, still going to be an upgrade to the Fortress, just not the one I hoped it would be.
Originally it was going to be a variety of upgrades to further enable fielding of archons to the Battlefield (namely teleporters and a few things to empower those teleporters, so it'd be faster to field archons when they're ordered)
Now, instead, I'm gonna make Alicia REALLY angry.
AG Embassy and PG Embassy have both gained ejection plates. I now have the ability to select aggressor PG and AG entities and send them directly to the Battlefield. They take minor damage in the process of course, this is meant to be a rude sign to take your leave.
Eric then looks at the Mechs, walks up to the OFW mech, writes a little bit on a sticky note, sticks it on the chasis, then steps back.
"Alright everyone, these guys are here to break up the Fortress."
"Trash 'em."
All four MECHS have been designated as Aggressors!
This is followed by the PG Embassy activating it's ejection plate, sending the OFW Mech and MTT Mech soaring through the air, leaving the MUF and PAP Mechs to try and fend for themselves against a hideously powerful army of elemental warriors.

Back on the Battlefield.
Alicia suddenly turns to look as two large shadows begin to loom over the horizon...
She then recognizes them as two of the four mechs that were fielded in the Fortress.
She watches in shock and doubtless quite a bit of frustration as the MTT Mech lands directly on top of the UND Mech, splitting the minor damage it would have taken between the two, and she quickly steps back right as the OFW Mech lands right in front of her.
She notices the post-it note sticking to it, and pulls it off. It's the note from Eric.
"Well aren't you a sore loser? And after I gave you that perfectly useful purplecharged XBOX too."
"Consider your new toys trashed."
"-Love, Eric."

Back in the Fortress:
Eric twirls Uranium's Umbrage a couple times, and then, faster than the blink of an eye, he's on the other side of the Mechs, with an absolutely massive gash sliced through the PAP Mech.
"Let's begin, shall we?"\

And then, back over by the dirt barracks, there is more rumbling, and suddenly a large cave seems to open up.
15/15 expended for earthen constructs!
Purple worm den. Hp: 30000/30000, summons 1 purple worm every round (not including the boost from the earth spire)
These are, of course, not actually constructs, purple worms are giant burrowing monstrosities from Eric's home universe, what makes these special is that they've been further boosted with the power of earth to give them an affinity to the earth archons, allowing them to be used as elite troops.
Purple worm stats (based around them being worth 30 archons): 20000K health, 5000 attack, cannot target air units. Special ability: Burrow, 4 round charge. The round after being unleashed, the purple worm goes underground for 1 round, being untargetable by airborne entities, and taking half damage from grounded entities (but unable to attack anything that round as compensation), the round after that, it bursts up from the earth, dealing 2x damage it's normal attack. (basically, takes a round shielded, and then makes it's attack from that round and puts the damage into the next round's attack)
The purple worms count as the monster for the earth archons in terms of hiring out troops.

The purple worm den is a second earth building, so it can't be permanently destroyed until the earth core is and produces at double the rate while the earth spire is active.



Originally posted on 2016-03-26 21:12:00

Inventory


+1 to Battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie
Got 3+ total
5/15 Burritos
12/15 RPG (+3)

[N] 8'000/8'000 hp - Laughing Dead (x6)
Whenever the Laughing Dead kill an entity, they gain a new member.
Attack is equal to 2'500*(members-1).

If they can get the last hit, the laughing dead heckle the anti-narration, somehow dealing damage. Otherwise they just try to last hit any other entity. This effect will only work on hordes if the entire horde is killed btw.

"HaHaHa. Sorry I'm late guys, just been a little bit busy destroying some OTHER servers."

Ets throws forward darts that glitched as they travelled. They flung themselves through the body of the anti-narration before glitching/lagging out. The anti-narration appeared to be having some sort of error as the server tried to fix itself. It seemed that the best response would be to try and replay the action, and see if it would fix itself. The darts dislodged themselves from the anti-narration and blinked back towards Ets' hand, who smiled menacingly.

Ets threw forward the darts, which now seemed to be glitching ever more, into the chest of the antinarration. Once again, the server experienced problems as a result, and randomly decided tp delete a small part of Alphys' health bar rather than putting that action on loop again (which is what I was originally going to do).

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 21:18:00

temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 2/6 glitch temmies greatest pistols
i offer the glitch temmies an infinte supply of gold and coleg funds if they brutally murder the [PG]'s.

i then attempt to talk to Alphys
Battlefury13: Normally, i'm not one for diplomacy, but i try if i can.
Battlefury13: Now, if i am correct, from what i know you don't like your self much.
Battlefury13: And, all things considered that is a massive understatement.
Battlefury13: But who would your friends want you to fight for here?
Battlefury13: They died for you. In the end, they were facing a unstoppable menace. While they were not meaningless losses, their downfall was inevitable.
Battlefury13: You probably hate yourself even more now that i bring that up. But would they really want you to fight on the side of what could be considered an unstoppable menace?
battlefury13: And would they want you to just resign yourself to your fate just because of a few admittly major mistakes?
Battlefury13: You probably don't know of it, since it seems that your timeline was that of genocide. But, in another world, the Human was not a genocidal menace, but rather a friend. In the end, a freind of their's broke the barrier to the underworld.
Battlefury13: In that timeline, the existance of the true lab and what went in onside was revealed.
Battlefury13: The human helped you come out and reveal it's existence.
Battlefury13: And guess what? Your friends accepted it. And i think you yourself in that time said it best.
Battlefury13: During a battle, when everyone's soul had been stolen by a flower and he had become a god... When the human freed your soul... I cannot remember the exact words. But you said that no, your friends didn't hate you, and that they liked you.
Battlefury13: You can do much better than this if you just try.
Battlefury13: The best thing to do isn't to just mope around and commands mechanical, soulless versions of your friends.
Battlefury13: The best thing is to do what you think your friends would do. Do you think that they would really side with someone who dared to take pride in the title "Gamma Godmodder"?
Battlefury13: I dont know about you, but those mechs are only your friends on the outside. They are practially soulless otherwise.
Battlefury13: Do you really think that Papyrus would actually harm a perfectly neutral faction when he couldn't harm a genocidal murderer?
Battlefury13: Do you think Mettaton would really attack his own audience?
Battlefury13: Do you think that Toriel would attack someone who she has no reason to harm?
Battlefury13: Do you think Asgore would do the same?
Battlefury13: Omega Flowey is not even your friend. He is just as bad if not worse than the fallen.
Battlefury13: Asriel is just a child, misguided and brought to moral ruin by his time as Flowey. And even if he was in full flowey mode, he wouldn't just beat up some strangers, he'd be screwing with people in all kinds of way to get as much novelity out of this timeline.
Battlefury13: Undyne wouldn't beat up innocents even if they were in her way. She certainly wouldn't fight for Alicia, seeing how Alicia is basically using your friends as disposable bosses.
Battlefury13: I know you think you deserve punishment, but Alicia deserves it even more. She took over this server without even checking the polls.
Battlefury13: And unlike you, her sins are intentional, not accidental. You got in a bad place because of bad luck and a lack of knowledge, but with your knowledge, what happened in the true lab might never happen again.
Battlefury13: And in that alternate timeline? The amalgamates you released returned to their family's and lived happily, even though they were melted together piles of flesh.
Battlefury13: You don't have to fight for someone to pay for mistakes you have no control over.
Battlefury13: Monsters are by nature compassionate. I honestly doubt they could completely and utterly hate you if you told the truth behind the true lab.
Battlefury13: In the end, it is your choice, and the only way i could influence that choice is by killing you. And that would ruin of the point of being a choice.
Battlefury13: So, keep in mind, what your friends would have you do in this situation when you make your choice.
Battlefury13: Thanks for listening to me and have a nice day. Oh, and spongebawb said to give you this.
Battlefury13 hands Alyphs a Krabby Patty.
He then uses MERCY on the Undyne. mech, causing it to implode from his refusal to fight, and then he fires his dual pistols at the Mech Spear, before unleashing a powerful attack...

8/8 UNLEASHED
8/8 UNLEASHED
8/8 UNLEASHED(1+ from doct0rs)
UNLEASH: 4000 X 8 X 3 = 96000 COMBO
I cast Ruination upon the Undyne Mech. It's gears grind to a halt, and it's wires rust, and then it falls over. The mechanical spear rusts to the point of uselessness. This should rekt the Undyne Mech, evenmoreso since the glitch temmie army was hired to blast the mech to pieces while it was down. Then, i summon an AT-AT to blow up its mechanical corpse. It fire so quickly and with such power, that it runs out of power and falls on the Undyne Mech, utterly crushing it.


2+ to piono
1+ to doctors

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 21:47:00

Sorodin shrugs.

Sorodin> Why the heck not? Fighting witches forever sounds fun? I guess?

Some Cat Related Destruction 15/15 ===============

Taking a break from summoning cats, Sorodin is content with a charged att- wait, plans are changing. PLEASE HOLD, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES.


...



OK, Sorodin apparently IS summoning something. Huh. Something ambiguous appears in the fortress. Or not.

[N] Bastet Shrine [N]
HP: 30,000/30,000
Cannot attack, save specials.
-Specials-
Bastet |||||: Summons Bastet to the field for a turn. Bastet is invincible, gives all Feline Warriors crits, and deals a hefty amount of damage.
-Passives-
Summons two Feline Warriors every turn, as long as there's less than 15 present. Stats of Feline Warriors:
[N] Feline Warrior [N]
20,000/20,000
Will only attack agressors, dealing moderate damage.
Strength in Numbers: Each Feline Warrior gives each other a .1 attack boost.
It's Still A Cat: You know what this does.
Self-Sacrifice: Each Feline Warrior can suicide in order to restore 1,000 HP to the Bastet Shrine.

Probably not a Cat 4/15

Got +5 total

+3 piono

Sorodin moves to the Battlefield, then-

[THIS ATTACK IS SPONSORED BY THE LOLCAT LANGUAGE]

Sorodin pulls a ton of sponges out of nowhere. Placing them down, he then switches to the LOLCAT language. This makes all the sponges "spongebobs." Deciding that it's too copyright-ish, Sorodin uses hax to change them to spongebawbs. There's now an army of Spongebawbs on the battlefield. They all swarm around the ASG mech, attacking it, then pointing out that while Bergentrückung is part of Asgore's theme, his actual battle song is called ASGORE. Asgore thinks about it for a second, and by the time he looks back at the spongebawbs, they have become wet spongebobs, having sucked up blasts of water thrown by Sorodin. Then copyright lightning strikes the area near the wet spongebobs and the ASG mech, short-circuting the ASG Mech.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 22:56:00

temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 3/6 glitch temmies greatest pistols
Stick && Magical Diamonds && Magically Treated Sponges || Plastic Staff With a Star on the End = Spongebawb' Staff, Tier 0 1/?
Teir 0 - Not related to UserZer0. Weakest teir by far.

Topaz, you might want to nerf that HP.
I point out that i dealt 10000 to the Space Station last round but it's HP is at 25000/25000 when it should be 15000/25000.

I then kick the Undyne Mech around a bit if it's stil alive. And by a bit, i mean i toss it into a house of Anti-matter and Red Matter bombs. Kaboowie.






1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors


Originally posted on 2016-03-27 03:22:00

Verdana's expression says plenty about how utterly dissatisfied he is with the situation, in spite of the possible victory. He resorts to violently and repeatedly beating the everloving shit out of rcringeAnarchy with far too many metal limbs to count, without saying a single word. Once the attack is over, he just sort of... sighs. A bored sigh.

It's highly possible that he may be suffering a slight case of glory withdrawal, as before, he was justified in using attacks as ridiculous as punching someone into a supernova, and now, he just... can't bring himself to actually do something noteworthy.

Originally posted on 2016-03-27 12:41:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459026740))

5/6 for Gaia's Herald 3/6 for Danger: High Voltage. 15/15 for earthen constructs 15/15 for convenient nope button MkII 1/15 for fiery warriors 1/15 for flame core +1 to battlefury, toast and topaz Eric looks up at the Mechs. "I suppose it's time to try out that new convenient NOPE button." 15/15 expended! convenient nope button MKII This is, in fact, still going to be an upgrade to the Fortress, just not the one I hoped it would be. Originally it was going to be a variety of upgrades to further enable fielding of archons to the Battlefield (namely teleporters and a few things to empower those teleporters, so it'd be faster to field archons when they're ordered) Now, instead, I'm gonna make Alicia REALLY angry. AG Embassy and PG Embassy have both gained ejection plates. I now have the ability to select aggressor PG and AG entities and send them directly to the Battlefield. They take minor damage in the process of course, this is meant to be a rude sign to take your leave. Eric then looks at the Mechs, walks up to the OFW mech, writes a little bit on a sticky note, sticks it on the chasis, then steps back. "Alright everyone, these guys are here to break up the Fortress." "Trash 'em." All four MECHS have been designated as Aggressors! This is followed by the PG Embassy activating it's ejection plate, sending the OFW Mech and MTT Mech soaring through the air, leaving the MUF and PAP Mechs to try and fend for themselves against a hideously powerful army of elemental warriors. Back on the Battlefield. Alicia suddenly turns to look as two large shadows begin to loom over the horizon... She then recognizes them as two of the four mechs that were fielded in the Fortress. She watches in shock and doubtless quite a bit of frustration as the MTT Mech lands directly on top of the UND Mech, splitting the minor damage it would have taken between the two, and she quickly steps back right as the OFW Mech lands right in front of her. She notices the post-it note sticking to it, and pulls it off. It's the note from Eric. "Well aren't you a sore loser? And after I gave you that perfectly useful purplecharged XBOX too." "Consider your new toys trashed." "-Love, Eric." Back in the Fortress: Eric twirls Uranium's Umbrage a couple times, and then, faster than the blink of an eye, he's on the other side of the Mechs, with an absolutely massive gash sliced through the PAP Mech. "Let's begin, shall we?"\ And then, back over by the dirt barracks, there is more rumbling, and suddenly a large cave seems to open up. 15/15 expended for earthen constructs! Purple worm den. Hp: 30000/30000, summons 1 purple worm every round (not including the boost from the earth spire) These are, of course, not actually constructs, purple worms are giant burrowing monstrosities from Eric's home universe, what makes these special is that they've been further boosted with the power of earth to give them an affinity to the earth archons, allowing them to be used as elite troops. Purple worm stats (based around them being worth 30 archons): 20000K health, 5000 attack, cannot target air units. Special ability: Burrow, 4 round charge. The round after being unleashed, the purple worm goes underground for 1 round, being untargetable by airborne entities, and taking half damage from grounded entities (but unable to attack anything that round as compensation), the round after that, it bursts up from the earth, dealing 2x damage it's normal attack. (basically, takes a round shielded, and then makes it's attack from that round and puts the damage into the next round's attack) The purple worms count as the monster for the earth archons in terms of hiring out troops. The purple worm den is a second earth building, so it can't be permanently destroyed until the earth core is and produces at double the rate while the earth spire is active. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 34 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 toast: 8 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

OWF-Mech and the MTT-Mech are expunged from the Fortress, while the remaining Mechs are designated as Aggressors. The OWF-Mech takes 4,000 HP of damage, while the MTT and UND-Mechs share 2,000 HP of damage between them.

The PAP-Mech takes 10,400 HP of damage, and Eric feels a weight weighing down on him. This is the PAP-Mech's main gimmick, anything that makes contact with him gains a stack of Gravcrush. Proper Gravcrush.

The Purple Worm Den added, although their health is nerfed to 15,000 to be more inline with 30 archons, and their attack is nerfed to 4,000 HP, because with the Earth Spire, that's going to get very OP very quickly.
**Divinity Alicia111: I don't give up that easily.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1459027108))

Inventory Spoiler Alert Arcade Destabilizer (Level 5): This vest is black with a red trim. Streaks of arcade-esq. pixels run across it horizontally, and the vest itself seems to disjoint from reality occasionally. +1 to Battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie Got 3+ total 5/15 Burritos 12/15 RPG (+3) [N] 8'000/8'000 hp - Laughing Dead (x6) Whenever the Laughing Dead kill an entity, they gain a new member. Attack is equal to 2'500*(members-1). If they can get the last hit, the laughing dead heckle the anti-narration, somehow dealing damage. Otherwise they just try to last hit any other entity. This effect will only work on hordes if the entire horde is killed btw. "HaHaHa. Sorry I'm late guys, just been a little bit busy destroying some OTHER servers." Ets throws forward darts that glitched as they travelled. They flung themselves through the body of the anti-narration before glitching/lagging out. The anti-narration appeared to be having some sort of error as the server tried to fix itself. It seemed that the best response would be to try and replay the action, and see if it would fix itself. The darts dislodged themselves from the anti-narration and blinked back towards Ets' hand, who smiled menacingly. Ets threw forward the darts, which now seemed to be glitching ever more, into the chest of the antinarration. Once again, the server experienced problems as a result, and randomly decided tp delete a small part of Alphys' health bar rather than putting that action on loop again (which is what I was originally going to do).

anti-narration loses 2 HP, and Alphys loses 5,000 max HP and HP.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459028823))

temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 2/6 glitch temmies greatest pistols i offer the glitch temmies an infinte supply of gold and coleg funds if they brutally murder the [PG]'s. i then attempt to talk to Alphys Battlefury13: Normally, i'm not one for diplomacy, but i try if i can. Battlefury13: Now, if i am correct, from what i know you don't like your self much. Battlefury13: And, all things considered that is a massive understatement. Battlefury13: But who would your friends want you to fight for here? Battlefury13: They died for you. In the end, they were facing a unstoppable menace. While they were not meaningless losses, their downfall was inevitable. Battlefury13: You probably hate yourself even more now that i bring that up. But would they really want you to fight on the side of what could be considered an unstoppable menace? battlefury13: And would they want you to just resign yourself to your fate just because of a few admittly major mistakes? Battlefury13: You probably don't know of it, since it seems that your timeline was that of genocide. But, in another world, the Human was not a genocidal menace, but rather a friend. In the end, a freind of their's broke the barrier to the underworld. Battlefury13: In that timeline, the existance of the true lab and what went in onside was revealed. Battlefury13: The human helped you come out and reveal it's existence. Battlefury13: And guess what? Your friends accepted it. And i think you yourself in that time said it best. Battlefury13: During a battle, when everyone's soul had been stolen by a flower and he had become a god... When the human freed your soul... I cannot remember the exact words. But you said that no, your friends didn't hate you, and that they liked you. Battlefury13: You can do much better than this if you just try. Battlefury13: The best thing to do isn't to just mope around and commands mechanical, soulless versions of your friends. Battlefury13: The best thing is to do what you think your friends would do. Do you think that they would really side with someone who dared to take pride in the title "Gamma Godmodder"? Battlefury13: I dont know about you, but those mechs are only your friends on the outside. They are practially soulless otherwise. Battlefury13: Do you really think that Papyrus would actually harm a perfectly neutral faction when he couldn't harm a genocidal murderer? Battlefury13:  Do you think Mettaton would really attack his own audience? Battlefury13: Do you think that Toriel would attack someone who she has no reason to harm? Battlefury13: Do you think Asgore would do the same? Battlefury13: Omega Flowey is not even your friend. He is just as bad if not worse than the fallen. Battlefury13: Asriel is just a child, misguided and brought to moral ruin by his time as Flowey. And even if he was in full flowey mode, he wouldn't just beat up some strangers, he'd be screwing with people in all kinds of way to get as much novelity out of this timeline. Battlefury13: Undyne wouldn't beat up innocents even if they were in her way. She certainly wouldn't fight for Alicia, seeing how Alicia is basically using your friends as disposable bosses. Battlefury13: I know you think you deserve punishment, but Alicia deserves it even more. She took over this server without even checking the polls. Battlefury13: And unlike you, her sins are intentional, not accidental. You got in a bad place because of bad luck and a lack of knowledge, but with your knowledge, what happened in the true lab might never happen again. Battlefury13: And in that alternate timeline? The amalgamates you released returned to their family's and lived happily, even though they were melted together piles of flesh. Battlefury13: You don't have to fight for someone to pay for mistakes you have no control over. Battlefury13: Monsters are by nature compassionate. I honestly doubt they could completely and utterly hate you if you told the truth behind the true lab. Battlefury13: In the end, it is your choice, and the only way i could influence that choice is by killing you. And that would ruin of the point of being a choice. Battlefury13: So, keep in mind, what your friends would have you do in this situation when you make your choice. Battlefury13: Thanks for listening to me and have a nice day. Oh, and spongebawb said to give you this. Battlefury13 hands Alyphs a Krabby Patty. He then uses MERCY on the Undyne. mech, causing it to implode from his refusal to fight, and then he fires his dual pistols at the Mech Spear, before unleashing a powerful attack... 8/8 UNLEASHED 8/8 UNLEASHED 8/8 UNLEASHED(1+ from doct0rs) UNLEASH: 4000 X 8 X 3 = 96000 COMBO I cast Ruination upon the Undyne Mech. It's gears grind to a halt, and it's wires rust, and then it falls over. The mechanical spear rusts to the point of uselessness. This should rekt the Undyne Mech, evenmoreso since the glitch temmie army was hired to blast the mech to pieces while it was down. Then, i summon an AT-AT to blow up its mechanical corpse. It fire so quickly and with such power, that it runs out of power and falls on the Undyne Mech, utterly crushing it. 2+ to piono 1+ to doctors

The Glitch Temmie Horde will attack the PGs during the EoTB, at the cost of their invulnerablity.

Alphys turns towards you and starts crying. It seems that the memories of a life before the human murdered everybody are rushing back to her.
Alphys: So that's her name. Is she really as bad as you say she is? Worse then the human?
Alphys is sparing the Anti-Godmodders, and is moved to Neutral, for now.

The UND-Mech, due to being based on Undyne, gets angry that you tried to show it mercy, and the Mechanical Spear only takes 6,200 HP of damage due to the high amount of multitasking. I promptly face palm realising that you were charging three charges at once when the maximum amount of charges is two and completely smite one out of existence (it was prohibited by the rules), reducing it to a +40,000 HP COMBO (2,500 as the UND-Mech is a boss * 8 * 2) which is still very powerful. It takes 50,000 HP of damage in total, 13,400 HP of it being used to destroy the Mechanical Spear, and the remaining 36,600 HP is dealt to the UND-Mech, which is so angry, it will minicritical against you next attack. I then put rules in place for combining charges, charges can be used to upgrade entities and player entities although the Curse of Repetitiveness may nerf it if done to frequently, and charges can not be combined at completion.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1459032976))

Sorodin shrugs. Sorodin> Why the heck not? Fighting witches forever sounds fun? I guess? Some Cat Related Destruction 15/15  =============== Taking a break from summoning cats, Sorodin is content with a charged att- wait, plans are changing. PLEASE HOLD, TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. ... OK, Sorodin apparently IS summoning something. Huh. Something ambiguous appears in the fortress. Or not. [N] Bastet Shrine [N] HP: 30,000/30,000 Cannot attack, save specials. -Specials- Bastet |||||: Summons Bastet to the field for a turn. Bastet is invincible, gives all Feline Warriors crits, and deals a hefty amount of damage. -Passives- Summons two Feline Warriors every turn, as long as there's less than 15 present. Stats of Feline Warriors: [N] Feline Warrior [N] 20,000/20,000 Will only attack agressors, dealing moderate damage. Strength in Numbers: Each Feline Warrior gives each other a .1 attack boost. It's Still A Cat: You know what this does. Self-Sacrifice: Each Feline Warrior can suicide in order to restore 1,000 HP to the Bastet Shrine. Probably not a Cat 4/15 Got +5 total +3 piono Sorodin moves to the Battlefield, then- [THIS ATTACK IS SPONSORED BY THE LOLCAT LANGUAGE] Sorodin pulls a ton of sponges out of nowhere. Placing them down, he then switches to the LOLCAT language. This makes all the sponges "spongebobs." Deciding that it's too copyright-ish, Sorodin uses hax to change them to spongebawbs. There's now an army of Spongebawbs on the battlefield. They all swarm around the ASG mech, attacking it, then pointing out that while Bergentrückung is part of Asgore's theme, his actual battle song is called ASGORE. Asgore thinks about it for a second, and by the time he looks back at the spongebawbs, they have become wet spongebobs, having sucked up blasts of water thrown by Sorodin. Then copyright lightning strikes the area near the wet spongebobs and the ASG mech, short-circuting the ASG Mech.

Welcome back. As you are back, Battlefury's Temmie Armour is heavily nerfed due to there being two AG players instead of one. Bastet Shrine summoned, although the Feline Warriors are nerfed.

Alicia, using the ASG-Mech as a proxy, tells you that she used Bergentrückung as the name of the ASG-Mech's special attack becomes it sounds better than ASGORE. It then takes 12,000 HP of damage.

Incubator Bunnycat Horde: Very well, just make a wish and we'll make a contract with you.
Incubator Bunnycat Horde: Unfortunately, we do not possess the capablity to kill or damage Alicia or destroy one of those Mechs, and you don't have enough karmic potential for a wish that change massively change the world.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459045365))

temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 3/6 glitch temmies greatest pistols Stick && Magical Diamonds && Magically Treated Sponges || Plastic Staff With a Star on the End = Spongebawb' Staff, Tier 0 1/? Teir 0 - Not related to UserZer0. Weakest teir by far. Topaz, you might want to nerf that HP. I point out that i dealt 10000 to the Space Station last round but it's HP is at 25000/25000 when it should be 15000/25000. I then kick the Undyne Mech around a bit if it's stil alive. And by a bit, i mean i toss it into a house of Anti-matter and Red Matter bombs. Kaboowie. 1+ to topaz 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors

Fixed.

Stick && Magical Diamonds && Magically Treated Sponges || Plastic Staff With a Star on the End = Spongebawb's Staff, Teir 0 (Level 3)

The UND-Mech takes 9,000 HP of damage.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1459078866))

Verdana's expression says plenty about how utterly dissatisfied he is with the situation, in spite of the possible victory. He resorts to violently and repeatedly beating the everloving shit out of rcringeAnarchy with far too many metal limbs to count, without saying a single word. Once the attack is over, he just sort of... sighs. A bored sigh. It's highly possible that he may be suffering a slight case of glory withdrawal, as before, he was justified in using attacks as ridiculous as punching someone into a supernova, and now, he just... can't bring himself to actually do something noteworthy.

rcringeAnarchy takes 9 HP of damage. I recommend for you to go on a sidequest until we get more AG entities to kill.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Glitch Temmie Horde select two of their members to go out and trash the PGs, as having any more would break the OP Scale. Using the high amount of weapons they have collected, they use all of their techniques to deal 5,000 HP of damage to every PG. They glare at Battlefury, if he doesn't give them the gold and coleg funds when he respawns, the AGs are going to have a similar experience to the PGs.

The Laughing Dead murder anti-narration, who rises as another member of them.

The Undertale haters take out a variety of weapons before performing a storm of attacks at the UND-Mech for 20,000 HP of damage.

The Space Station fires its Laser Array at rcringeAnarchy for 10 HP of damage. The Lesser Brute Psychopath deals 8 HP of damage to Sorodin. The TOR-Mech creates a butterscotch and cinnamon pie using magic, which flows into the UND-Mech for 15,000 HP of healing. The UND-Mech is so angry at Battlefury that it gains a passive that makes it always deal criticals to Battlefury, before creating a spear out of energy and launching it at Battlefury for 20 critical damage, 6 of that going into the Temmie Armour and 2 of that going into Battlefury's normal armour. The ASG-Mech takes out a scythe and cuts straight through Battlefury. The ASR-Mech uses Shocker Breaker on the AG players, dealing 5 damage to all of them. The MTT-Mech kicks two of the Laughing Dead into oblivion while the OFW-Mech opens its maw and fires a massive, light blue laser beam at all non-PG entities. Everything that acted this turn takes 4,000 damage, which includes everything but the Mountain, Fortress and Alphys. The Glitch Temmies have enough armour to complete no sell the attack.

Alicia gives +1s to her Pro-Godmodders, before being annoyed at Battlefury and Spongebawb using mercy on her troops and setting up a project charge against them. She then teleports into the Fortress, and attaches the Purplecharged XBOX to the PAP-Mech, enhancing its Gravcrush.

In the Fortress:
Maintenance happens. There are so many Neutral entities in the Fortress that I decide to just say that both the PAP-Mech and the MUF-Mech take 35,000 HP of damage, and the top half of neutrals gain two stacks of Gravcrush.

The PAP-Mech sends wave of bones at the Earth Archons, destroying 30 of them and giving them two stacks of Gravcrush. The MUF-Mech creates 15,000 Mechanical Spiders, and the Mechanical Spiders swarm the Archons, preventing them from attacking anything that isn't a Mechanical Spider before crushing 35 of them.

The AG Turret fires at Verdana for 6 HP of damage.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Fully disable the Luminous Desert.
[AG]: Kill extremely powerful PG entities, such as Destruction and anti-narration.
[AG]: Destroy Wave Undertale.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.
[PG]: Protect Wave Undertale.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] Battlefury: 0/25 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 0/21,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (None), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 2/20 HP

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Ets: 20/20 HP, Has 1 Armour.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 14/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP, In the Space Station

[???] Mountain: 498,000/500,000 HP
[???] Glitch Temmie Horde: 105/105 HP (x2), Have 4 Armour

[AG-PL] undertaleSucks: 11/20 HP (x3), Undertale Must Burn: III
[AG] HalloweenHax0r: 11/20 HP (x2)
[AG] rcringeAnarchy: 0/20 HP (x2)
[AG] Vriska>Sans: 11/20 HP (x2)

[N] Fortress: 105,000/105,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress.
[N] Laughing Dead: 4,000/8,000 HP (x5), Turn things killed by them into other members of them.
[N] Alphys: 145,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[PG] Space Station: 10,000/25,000 HP, Anti-Ground Laser Array: 35,000/40,000 HP, Power Usage: IIIIIIIIIII, In Orbit.
[PG] Lesser Brute Psychopath: 60,000/60,000 HP, Stolen TV: 20,000/25,000 HP, 20% chance to Miss while armour is intact, Stolen TV makes consecutive attacks less effective, 20% damage reduction due to the rubber bands.
[MECH] TOR-Mech Mk. I: 70,000/75,000 HP, Heartache: III
[MECH] UND-Mech Mk. I: 17,400/75,000 HP, Spear of Justice: III, Deals criticals to Battlefury.
[MECH] ASG-Mech Mk. I: 83,000/100,000 HP, Bergentrückung: III
[MECH] ASR-Mech Mk. I: 120,000/125,000 HP, Burn In Despair: III
[MECH] MTT-Mech Mk. I: 93,000/100,000 HP, Death by Glamour: III
[MECH] OFW-Mech Mk. I: 117,000/125,000 HP, Current SOUL: Light Blue, Your Best Nightmare: III

[GM] Alicia111: 46/50 HP, Diplomacy: IIII

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 50)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, It's All Just A Prank: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, 0° All Scope: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] airhornMeister: 20/20 HP, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] csgod: 20/20 HP, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] MLG Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] amostsecretsociety Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] PranksterCrew: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x30), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x133), Trapped by Mechanical Spiders, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] RoswellGreys51: 10/20 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Abduction: II
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 15,000/15,000 HP (x2), Burrow: IIII
[N] Bastet Shrine: 30,000/30,000 HP, Bastet: IIIII, Feline Warriors: 15,000/15,000 HP (x2), ATK Multiplier: 1.2x

[MECH] PAP-Mech Mk. I: 29,600/75,000 HP, Purplecharged XBOX: 20,000/20,000 HP, Bonetrousle: III
[MECH] MUF-Mech Mk. I: 40,000/75,000 HP, Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x35,000), Spider Dance: III
[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
[AG] Alchemy Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP, Using: Giga Gun (Level 5)

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...



Originally posted on 2016-03-27 16:25:00

I respawn and give the temmies massive amounts of gold and coleg funds. By massive, i mean if you could store a large chest and all its contents in one inventory space, and store that in a large chest massive.
I then complain about the likelyhood of the Undyne Mech kill being stolen from me.
FOR CONVENIENCE
temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 3/6 glitch temmies greatest pistols
Stick && Magical Diamonds && Magically Treated Sponges || Plastic Staff With a Star on the End = Spongebawb' Staff, Tier 0 1/?

1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors


Originally posted on 2016-03-27 22:59:00

1 to Battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie
Got 3+ total
7/15 Burritos (+1)
15/15 RPG (+2) DONE!
1/13 backspace.

RPG charge expended! Player summoned!

[N-PL] lvl55Necro - 20/20 (x3) hp - Low attack.
Necromancy - Die, then summon a Laughing Dead for each entity that has died in the last 2 turns. Cooldown: 4

((Uhh, kinda short on time since my birthday is tomorrow and I have a sneaking suspicion I'm being shipped to NewZealand for two weeks. Just a gut feeling. I'm finding it really hard to keep up tbh))

Originally posted on 2016-03-28 04:59:00

Hmm... Well, the battlefield looks like it's under control. I'mma go see what else is going on around here.

Verdana promptly wanders out of the battlefield, deciding that having something else to work on while he waits for an increase in environmental target richness may do him some good. And, for whatever reason, he decides to drag the mountain with him, walking right through the middle of the fortress and pretty much trampling over everything there with the power of dragging a mountain behind him. What's worse is that he apparently didn't even intend to do that, and yet he went ahead and did it anyway. Which is especially embarrassing for the Earth-based entities as they've essentially gotten unintentionally hit with themselves if you follow certain ways of thinking.

Originally posted on 2016-03-28 11:37:00

@topaz: Thank you for your donation, you have received 8 store credit as compensation.
6/6 for Gaia's Herald: This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
5/6 for Danger: High Voltage.
6/15 for fiery warriors
6/15 for flame core
+1 to battlefury, toast and topaz

Unfortunately for engie, the Mountain fails to the fit through the gates of the Fotress, and when he attempts to bring the mountain through with him, the ejection plate for the PG Embassy procs and launches him up to the top of the mountain.
NO MASS SPREAD DAMAGE 4 U!!!

Eric looks extremely unamusedly at the PAP Mech.
He pulls out the storage shotgun, loads in the Reforger, and fires it up into the air.
He then leaps up after it, and catches it, adding gravcrush to the force of gravity pulling him downwards.
He slams into the PAP Mech with extreme prejudice and a hammer made even more obscenely heavy by the additional gravitational force being exerted on it.

Meanwhile out on the battlefield:
The words appear in the air in front of Alphys.
Dr. Alphys I presume?
Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm known as the Semi-Omniscient Narrator Guy, or, SONG, as it is much easier to say.
If you're worried about the demon child that destroyed your world, then working for Alicia is NOT in your best interests.
Earlier in this war, Alicia, although not expressly siding with Chara, definitely aided them in their quest to destroy everyone and everything.
You see that Fortress over there?
The guy in charge of it nailed Chara into the ground.
After impaling them with a giant energy projectile.
They're a bit hard to keep down, but I believe Eric has done a good job of keeping them occupied for the next couple of months or so.
The Fortress would be a good safe haven for you while you try to figure out what to do next.
((Note: If Alphys takes me up on this offer, I'll be spending a 15 post charge on properly SPAREing her by building her her own lab. It'll remove her from the Battlefield peacefully, mostly defuse one of my 15s, and give the GM the ability to have another large entity in storage in case he needs to summon her for some sort of story thing. I have no intention to use her to bolster my forces, but if she gets SPAREd without some form of protection... something bad's gonna happen to her.))

entity orders: Everything with less than 3 stacks of gravcrush will murder-cate the PAP Mech, as much as I'll admit that was clever, I kinda don't want my entire archon army imploding simultaneously.
The archons, on the other hand, don't currently have a choice to do anything aside from wreck Muffet's crap. They'll obliterate the mechanical spider swarm... or well, probably not entirely, since I'm guessing the forced targeting is also reducing their attack power until the spiders are gone. But whatever, I was right, I COULD handle two mechs. Now unless something else brings me back into the conflict, I'm just gonna watch Alicia beat up her MECHS on you guys before handing me a bunch of bosses to indiscriminately slaughter.
...
...
I want to fix how unbelievably broken my Fortress is, but at the same time I want to actually retain the benefits I should be getting for keeping it alive this long.



Originally posted on 2016-03-28 15:27:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1459115993))

I respawn and give the temmies massive amounts of gold and coleg funds. By massive, i mean if you could store a large chest and all its contents in one inventory space, and store that in a large chest massive. I then complain about the likelyhood of the Undyne Mech kill being stolen from me. FOR CONVENIENCE temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 3/6 glitch temmies greatest pistols Stick && Magical Diamonds && Magically Treated Sponges || Plastic Staff With a Star on the End = Spongebawb' Staff, Tier 0 1/? 1+ to topaz 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors

The Glitch Temmies are happy with your gift of gold and coleg funds, but aren't happy that it's not infinite.
Heh, out of all the Mechs to complain about not getting the Spoil of, you complain about the one that resurrects.
You respawn.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1459137552))

1 to Battlefury, +1 to piono, +1 to engie Got 3+ total 7/15 Burritos (+1) 15/15 RPG (+2) DONE! 1/13 backspace. RPG charge expended! Player summoned! [N-PL] lvl55Necro - 20/20 (x3) hp - Low attack. Necromancy - Die, then summon a Laughing Dead for each entity that has died in the last 2 turns. Cooldown: 4 ((Uhh, kinda short on time since my birthday is tomorrow and I have a sneaking suspicion I'm being shipped to NewZealand for two weeks. Just a gut feeling. I'm finding it really hard to keep up tbh))

lvl55Necro summoned, and I'll assume Necromancy isn't a vote as there are only 2 Neutrals, and it has a Cooldown.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1459161430))

Hmm... Well, the battlefield looks like it's under control. I'mma go see what else is going on around here. Verdana promptly wanders out of the battlefield, deciding that having something else to work on while he waits for an increase in environmental target richness may do him some good. And, for whatever reason, he decides to drag the mountain with him, walking right through the middle of the fortress and pretty much trampling over everything there with the power of dragging a mountain behind him. What's worse is that he apparently didn't even intend to do that, and yet he went ahead and did it anyway. Which is especially embarrassing for the Earth-based entities as they've essentially gotten unintentionally hit with themselves if you follow certain ways of thinking.

You leave the area, but piono's post happens. You then land in a forest near the battlefield with the Mountain right next to you. There is activity visible nearby, although nothing you can see yet.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1459175235))

@topaz: Thank you for your donation, you have received 8 store credit as compensation. 6/6 for Gaia's Herald: This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. 5/6 for Danger: High Voltage. 6/15 for fiery warriors 6/15 for flame core +1 to battlefury, toast and topaz Unfortunately for engie, the Mountain fails to the fit through the gates of the Fotress, and when he attempts to bring the mountain through with him, the ejection plate for the PG Embassy procs and launches him up to the top of the mountain. NO MASS SPREAD DAMAGE 4 U!!! Eric looks extremely unamusedly at the PAP Mech. He pulls out the storage shotgun, loads in the Reforger, and fires it up into the air. He then leaps up after it, and catches it, adding gravcrush to the force of gravity pulling him downwards. He slams into the PAP Mech with extreme prejudice and a hammer made even more obscenely heavy by the additional gravitational force being exerted on it. Meanwhile out on the battlefield: The words appear in the air in front of Alphys. Dr. Alphys I presume? Allow me to introduce myself. I'm known as the Semi-Omniscient Narrator Guy, or, SONG, as it is much easier to say. If you're worried about the demon child that destroyed your world, then working for Alicia is NOT in your best interests. Earlier in this war, Alicia, although not expressly siding with Chara, definitely aided them in their quest to destroy everyone and everything. You see that Fortress over there? The guy in charge of it nailed Chara into the ground. After impaling them with a giant energy projectile. They're a bit hard to keep down, but I believe Eric has done a good job of keeping them occupied for the next couple of months or so. The Fortress would be a good safe haven for you while you try to figure out what to do next. ((Note: If Alphys takes me up on this offer, I'll be spending a 15 post charge on properly SPAREing her by building her her own lab. It'll remove her from the Battlefield peacefully, mostly defuse one of my 15s, and give the GM the ability to have another large entity in storage in case he needs to summon her for some sort of story thing. I have no intention to use her to bolster my forces, but if she gets SPAREd without some form of protection... something bad's gonna happen to her.)) entity orders: Everything with less than 3 stacks of gravcrush will murder-cate the PAP Mech, as much as I'll admit that was clever, I kinda don't want my entire archon army imploding simultaneously. The archons, on the other hand, don't currently have a choice to do anything aside from wreck Muffet's crap. They'll obliterate the mechanical spider swarm... or well, probably not entirely, since I'm guessing the forced targeting is also reducing their attack power until the spiders are gone. But whatever, I was right, I COULD handle two mechs. Now unless something else brings me back into the conflict, I'm just gonna watch Alicia beat up her MECHS on you guys before handing me a bunch of bosses to indiscriminately slaughter. ... ... I want to fix how unbelievably broken my Fortress is, but at the same time I want to actually retain the benefits I should be getting for keeping it alive this long. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. Electric Onslaught (level 4): This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning. Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. Armed Forces: 1 credit = 10 archons of an element. 5 credits = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. stored credit. battlefury: 38 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 31 toast: 10 numbersoup: 18 crystal: 5 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

The PAP-Mech takes 12,800 HP of damage and Eric gains two stacks of Gravcrush.

Instead of running over the Archons, the ejection plate flips Verdana and the Mountain over, dealing 5,000 HP of damage to both of you. Alphys decides to take you up on your offer, and glares at Alicia, before entering the Fortress.
**Divinity Alicia111: What do you mean I helped out CII? I recruited Verdana for ripping her to shreds and she was originally an Anti-Godmodder.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Glitch Temmie Horde is idle.

The Laughing Dead and Necro trash the Space Station, causing it to turn into another Laughing Dead. This would cause teag2 to die, but as he's been idle for a bit, he survives until just after he gets back.

The Anti-Undertale players, excluding rcringeAnarchy who respawns, fire a barrage of attacks at the UND-Mech. It retracts into a ball, preparing a Kamikaze attack for next turn.

The Lesser Brute Psychopath rams into Vriska>Sans for 7 damage. The TOR-Mech fires a blast of fire magic at the new Laughing Dead, killing it off. The UND-Mech appears to be absorbing Earthen energy to prepare for its kamikaze attack. The ASG-Mech also fires a blast of fire magic at Ets for 9 damage. The ASR-Mech uses Chaos Saber on Vriska>Sans and HalloweenHax0r, dealing 6 damage to both of them. The MTT-Mech fires a laser beam at the Fortress, for 10,000 HP of damage. The OFW-Mech switches to Purple like it was supposed to do last round, and the Laughing Dead find themselves trapped in a web of purple energy, prevented from acting for a turn.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana and teag2, before using godmodding to find and take 15 Wisps out of the Fortress and use their energy to heal the remaining Mechs by 3,000 HP.

In the Fortress:
Maintenance happens. Everything in the Fortress that doesn't have Gravcrush murders the PAP-Mech, and everything that does deals 35,000 HP to the MUF-Mech (including Wisps, that should be more but that would be too OP). The Archons completely and utterly murder the Mechanical Spiders.

The PAP-Mech is absorbing Gravitational energy for its kamikaze attack. The MUF-Mech activates its emergency protocol and summons a ridiculously massive horde of Mechanical Spiders. These new Mechanical Spiders swarm up onto csgod and airhornMeister, killing csgod and airhornMeister.

In the Forest:
Nothing of importance happens yet, although some players can be heard nearby, doing something.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Fully disable the Luminous Desert.
[AG]: Kill extremely powerful PG entities, such as Destruction and anti-narration.
[AG]: Destroy Wave Undertale.
[AG]: Summon entities.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.
[PG]: Protect Wave Undertale.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] Battlefury: 25/25 HP, Has 2 Armour, Temmie Armour: 21,000/21,000 HP, Armament Shift: III (None), Reorganization: IIII, Time To Downsize: IIIIIIII, Demotion: IIIIIIIIIII, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 2/20 HP

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Ets: 11/20 HP, Has 1 Armour.

[???] Glitch Temmie Horde: 105/105 HP (x2), Have 4 Armour

[AG-PL] undertaleSucks: 11/20 HP (x3), Undertale Must Burn: III
[AG] HalloweenHax0r: 5/20 HP (x2)
[AG] rcringeAnarchy: 20/20 HP
[AG] Vriska>Sans: 0/20 HP (x2)

[N] Fortress: 95,000/105,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress.
[N] Laughing Dead: 4,000/8,000 HP (x5), Turn things killed by them into other members of them.
[N-PL] lvl55Necro: 20/20 HP (x3), Necromancy: IIII

[PG] Lesser Brute Psychopath: 60,000/60,000 HP, Stolen TV: 20,000/25,000 HP, 20% chance to Miss while armour is intact, Stolen TV makes consecutive attacks less effective, 20% damage reduction due to the rubber bands.
[MECH] TOR-Mech Mk. I: 73,000/75,000 HP, Heartache: III
[MECH] UND-Mech Mk. I: 0/75,000 HP, But the Earth Refused To Die: I
[MECH] ASG-Mech Mk. I: 86,000/100,000 HP, Bergentrückung: III
[MECH] ASR-Mech Mk. I: 123,000/125,000 HP, Burn In Despair: III
[MECH] MTT-Mech Mk. I: 97,000/100,000 HP, Death by Glamour: III
[MECH] OFW-Mech Mk. I: 120,000/125,000 HP, Current SOUL: Purple, Your Best Nightmare: III

[GM] Alicia111: 46/50 HP, Diplomacy: IIII

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 50)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, Has 3 Armour (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Gravcrush: IIIII

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, It's All Just A Prank: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, 0° All Scope: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] MLG Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] amostsecretsociety Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] PranksterCrew: 500/500 HP (x30), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x17), Immune to non-Descendants., Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x193), Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] RoswellGreys51: 10/20 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Abduction: II, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 15,000/15,000 HP (x4), Burrow: IIII, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Bastet Shrine: 30,000/30,000 HP, Bastet: IIIII, Feline Warriors: 15,000/15,000 HP (x4), ATK Multiplier: 1.2x, Gravcrush: IIIII
[N] Alphys: 145,000/145,000 HP, Here We Are: IIIII, Amalgam: IIIII, Refuses to fight.

[MECH] PAP-Mech Mk. I: 0/75,000 HP, Purplecharged XBOX: 20,000/20,000 HP, NYEH HEH HEH!: I
[MECH] MUF-Mech Mk. I: 5,000/75,000 HP, Mechanical Spiders: 1/1 HP (x200,000) Spider Dance: III
[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:
[AG] Alchemy Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP, Using: Giga Gun (Level 5)

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...

[FOREST]
[PG] engie/Verdana: 9/20 HP

[???] Mountain: 493,000/500,000 HP

[spoiler=Spoils of War] [IIII] Deck of Spellcards: READY!, Owner: pionoplayer [N]

Originally posted on 2016-03-28 17:48:00

6/6 for Danger: High Voltage. This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
battleaxe AND fire essence = Hephestus' Cleaver 1/6
7/15 for fiery warriors
7/15 for flame core

Eric looks up at the PAP Mech preparing to do something ominous.
He whips up Danger: High Voltage, and fires it into the PAP Mechs head, causing it to topple over backwards onto a suspicious looking metal plate...
This action is concentrated to make what I'm attempting to do more likely to succeed. What is the goal of this action?
Well, you'll see in my next post.

Entity orders: The purple worms will eat the MUF Mech, everything else will horrendously murder the mechanical spiders.



Originally posted on 2016-03-28 21:55:00

Sorodin> My wish is that some of your forces would come to the battlefield as AG forces.

Probably not a Cat 7/15 +2 from piono and battlefury

CHARGE 1/15

Sorodin takes out a Butterscotch-Cinnamon Pie and throws it as the ASG-Mech. As this probably won't do anything, due to the ASG-Mech being a Mech and not actually Asgore, Sorodin decides to do an actual attack. Summoning a rain cloud, Sorodin makes it rain, the water coating the ASG-Mech before the cloud moves on. Sorodin fiddles with the time on his watch, and the ASG-Mech starts to corrode. Sorodin starts charging something.

Sorodin> You know...

The ASG-Mech tries to move, but finds a spear in its hands, which it can't let go of, and a green tint around it. All it can do is helplessly face Sorodin as he charges his attack.

Sorodin> I hear water isn't very good for mechanical things.

A massive pulse of water flies out of Sorodin's palm, expanding into a tidal wave. The wave washes over the ASG-Mech, tearing bits of it off here and there. As the ASG-Mech shoulders through the wave, it feels an odd tickle on its body. And then another. And then another. Looking down, it sees piranhas chomping on it. As the ASG-Mech tries to brush them off, it finds that they're latched onto it's body. Soon enough, they've burrowed inside and are chomping at the wires. Sorodin fires another pulse of water at it, and the ASG-Mech tries to jump over it, only to find that he can't. Sorodin is just standing there, fingers splayed towards the ground. The ASG-Mech's hue is blue.

Sorodin> Guess what?

Sorodin> You're blue now.

The ASG-Mech edures another pulse, and then another, and then another, piranhas still burrowing. Sorodin flings the ASG-Mech into the air, and back down to the ground a few times. Sorodin waves his hand, an a purple line appears in front of him. The moment the ASG-Mech touches the line, it's hue becomes purple.

Sorodin> I think purple is a much better look on you.

A massive spider chomps on the string, consuming it. The ASG-Mech runs along the rest of the line before realizing that it ends.

Sorodin> Usually there'd be a way to escape.

Sorodin> But I don't play fair.

The spider, invulnerable to any of the Mech's attacks, swallows it whole, then erupts in purple acidic goo, the ASG-Mech coming out, being corroded by the acid.

Sorodin then turns the ASG-Mech yellow, and sends some destroyable boxes at it. If they hit the ASG-Mech, it will surely die. The ASG-Mech, doing what he knows best, shoots the boxes, only to be rewarded by blasts of light.

Sorodin> Whoops, I guess those were bombs.

Sorodin holds the ASG-Mech in the air using psychic powers. The ASG-Mech's hue rapidly changes colors, as well as Sorodin's eyes.

Sorodin> You can try to beat me. You can try to make me quit.

The ASG-Mech is squeezed a little tighter.

Sorodin> But I refuse.

The ASG-Mech looks a little closer into Sorodin's ever-changing eyes, seeing something nobody should ever see. Whoever approaches them is quickly flung away.

Sorodin> Do you want to know why?

There's no human left in Sorodin's eyes. No Mercy.

Sorodin?> DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?

A bright light can be seen from Sorodin's pocket, glowing ever brighter. The ASG-Mech braces for impact.

Sorodin> Because I don't have anything to lose.

Sorodin holds out a drawstring bag, what some could identify as a copy of Illaria, and flings the ASG-Mech into it. The ASG-Mech sees and feels the heat of the supernova before he's pulled back out. When he falls on the ground, melted, vines burst out of his body, threatening anything that comes near. Manical laughter can be heard in the distance. Sorodin collapses, exhausted.


Sorodin> ...anymore.




Originally posted on 2016-03-29 00:37:00

Topaz, you got any specific soldier orders? Or is that just a general request for help?

Originally posted on 2016-03-29 03:32:00

temmies greatest pistols && glitch temmie flakes = 4/6 glitch temmies greatest pistols
Stick && Magical Diamonds && Magically Treated Sponges || Plastic Staff With a Star on the End = Spongebawb' Staff, Tier 0 2/4
I walk into the Fortress and summon every Anarchophobe in existance. They promptly finish Muffet off. I then toss Muffet into a massive cave of lava.
i then leave the fortress, and give the Temmie's actually infinte Coleg funds and Gold, and add some infinte diamonds on top.
1+ to topaz
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors

Originally posted on 2016-03-29 03:35:00