1+ battlefury +1 to engie, +1 to piono
Got 1+ total.
9/10 HAHAHAHA (+1)
Burritos 1/15

'80s PacMan Vest || Liquid Entropy && Broken Arcade Screen = Glitch Destabiliser (Level 5 - 5/5) DONE!
Renamed the Arcade Destabiliser. I'll do a desc for this next turn, but it's an armor alchemy. Ets puts it around his chest. It fits quite snugly, AND looks awesome.

Ets just glitches a little bit, then steals some of the glitch from the Hamburger, essentially making it more healthy, if equally inedible.

Originally posted on 2016-03-23 12:17:00

Condensed Earth magic AND hammer = Gaia's Herald 1/6
obsidian tipped terror AND purplecharged XBOX = Electric Onslaught 2/5
7/15 for earthen constructs
7/15 for auxiliary upgrades
+1 to FBSN, battlefury and toast

Eric gestures, and pushes his hands forwards.
All the earth and rock around him zooms forwards as he himself begins to slowly turn to rock.
The storm of earth magic tears up the ground as it rushes forwards, completely ripping apart the anti-descendants as it crashes forwards in a nearly-unstoppable wave, only empowered by the latent aura of earth magic currently suffusing the Fortress. The attack, having been seriously weakened after crashing through the anti-descendants by Eric's form continuing to harden into brown stone, weakening his concentration, but there's still enough power to continue smashing forwards, Eric lifts his arms and the remainder of the attack spirals up into the air, slamming into Destruction.

Most of Eric's body has turned to stone.
He smiles wryly at the other fighters around him.
"Yeesh. Glad for the respawn mechanic here."
"See you guys in a little bit."
He collapses into a small pile of rocks.

Concentrated suicide attack completed!



Originally posted on 2016-03-23 13:44:00

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1458677299))

Oops. Had lots of problems over the past few days. Got +3, so... 10/10 Charge complete, waiting for EoTB. 5/15 Summon that shall take you on

#onehundredandeleven

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458678638))

4/4 for the obsidian tipped terror: This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. 4/4 for the ecliptic crossbow: A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. 5/15 for earthen constructs 5/15 for auxiliary upgrades +1 to FBSN, toast and battlefury Eric is about to charge forwards into the anti-descendants, but then stumbles and falls. He is critically wounded, but that doesn't mean he's useless. He steps back and raises his arms, earth magic beginning to swirl up and around him. He rises into the air on a pillar of stone... Concentrated suicide attack begun. I will finish this in my next post, the power of both free actions will be combined to increase the power of it. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 25 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 toast: 3 numbersoup: 5 crystal: 5 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Your next post will minicrit.

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1458678904))

Whoops, never made a post. Mars respawns.

You respawn.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458679750))

Breakfast 15/15 Maisie calling >Answer<|Answer with Video|Decline Hey hey, I notice you're not using any of the new mods.< >Oh yeah, I haven't had time to try them out! Well let me give you a demonstration, hmm?< >Go for it! Roswell: Use Abduction on Destruction Roswell slides a flashing beacon underneath Destruction. A UFO appears in the sky out of nowhere. It stops above Destruction, and a cone of light expands outwards from a hole at the bottom of the ship, immediately surrounding Destruction. The dragon feels itself be sucked towards the ship at a breakneck speed, quite literally. Its head enters the ship first, and its neck snaps as the rest of his body finds itself unable to follow. The UFO shakes slightly at this, then seems to let go, letting Destruction fall to the ground. It quickly flies off into the atmosphere. That was, uh... Some UFO mod. There's tons of them, just try it out. Anything you can think of really, no idea where all of these came from, to be honest...< >Alright! Pindar places a crafting table, and takes out a few food items. She soon manages to craft a plate of breakfast foods, and downs all of it, including the plate. This increases her max health by a modest amount, as well as healing her somewhat. The healing is my free action, not part of the charge. Wow, that was kinda lame.< >Oh, shush! I'm being pragmatic! I retcon Thomas' masonry obsession, because popular depictions of the Illuminati and Masons overlap a lot, and I don't want to be forced to focus too much on Reptilians, because that's too dumb. He'll get a new pet conspiracy later on if it comes up. A Stick && Some Weird Energy = Fake Wand 1/6 Scanner && Flashlight && Laser && Eye of Providence = Illuminate 1/6 Time Cube 4/15 +3 to Crystal Spoiler Alert Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.

Roswell will follow your orders.

You gain 5 max HP (after considering it for a bit, the DTG2 end game players technically have 100,000 HP, so 25,000 HP shouldn't be too broken) and heal yourself for 10 HP.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1458682613))

1+ crystalcat +1 to engie, +1 to piono Got 4+ total. 7/10 HAHAHAHA (+3) 5/5 WELL (+1) EXPENDED. Burritos 1/15 '80s PacMan Vest || Liquid Entropy && Broken Arcade Screen = Glitch Destabiliser (Level 5 - 4/5) "HaHaHa! Well, well, well, what do we have here?" Ets pointed to an empty spot on the battlefield. From the ground, a small well appeared. Ets floated over and looked inside. It was completely black, and had no traces of water inside, let alone a bottom. "PERFECT. Now to get rid of that annoying destruction imposter." Ets ripped the roof of the well off and grabbed Destruction. Within a fraction of a second it found itself plummeting down the well to it's doom, accompanied only by the "HaHaHa..!" from Ets. Destruction finally reached the bottom of the bottomless pit. It was dark, and he couldn't feel the walls around him. "That's because in this world, there ARE no walls, let alone rules." The place Destruction was in lit up, and he found himself in a massive, dim dungeon, and the source of the light was two pixellated torches floating behind Ets. Ets pushed his arms nad hands forward, and chains launched themselves out of his palm. "HaHaHaHa!" They wrapped themselves around Destruction's body and a pixellated 'stun' icon reminicent of retro games appeared above it's head. Before destruction could make any sort of complaint, one if the chains acted as a gag as it wrapped around his head. A second debuff icon joined the first. A speech bubble with '...' in it. "Ooh this is FUN, I wonder what else I can make." The chains grew red hot, and a fire icon joined the others. Ets pulled one chain away, leaving only the chain in his right hand and Destruction spinning. He used the remaining chain to throw Destruction up, up, down, down, left, right, left- "Wait." Ets suddenly remembered that there were no walls here, let alone rules. Destruction's changed was flung out of Ets' grip and he (Destruction) smiled. Had Destruction finally done it? Had he escaped the torment of this glitching abomination? He probably felt contented right now, falling left, down the wallless dungeon... Hang on. "NO rules, huh." Destruction finally hit the... wall? But it was strange, because he didn't fall back to the ground, nor could he even feel the ground. It was dark, he couldn't feel anything around him. "That's because, in this world... THERE ARE NO RULES. The wall(?) that was now the ground was lit by two pixellated torches, both which flanked Ets. His tormenter smiled and his eyes flashed millions of different colours. Many hours later, Destruction's torment had been repeated so many times, he had broken every wall in the dungeon, and he managed to escape back through the well. As one last insult to injury, the many debuff icons consumed themselves to cause Destruction's health to begin glitching out. Glit()h acquired. "How dare he call himself DESTRUCTION?"

Fortunately, you glitch through the Fortress and grab Destruction, before dealing 37,000 HP of damage to him, which I believe is the highest amount of damage done to a single target without a charged attack.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458685111))

Spongebawb argees with Verdana that summoning Omega Flowey is the second worst thing someone can do. The first worst thing is giving him a seventh soul that lacks the compassion that the underground ran on, allowing him to fully use the power of having 7 souls. He then decides that Destruction really does not deserve the title. Its a dragon. So what. It has diddly squat for ability's and is just a grunt damage dealer. I can do more in a single post than that "Destruction" fellow can do in three if i had the creativity and power. Plus, its red text effectively makes it a lame ripoff of the Red dragon. Spongebawb then continues to mop up the PG forces in the Fortress. He pokes binary, causing him to die again. B1anry, for having the most lives of the Players, is dying so often that frankly he might as well give up. Then, Spongebawb sends the Player Strike Forces on a massive Kerbal rocket to the space station. It teleports there instantly, dispite a massive amount of soild fuel boosters. But as it moves to dock, all the boosters cause it to not only deal with overheating issues, but speed issues. Needless to say, they all crash. While everyone is distracted by the massive damage caused by the explosion, Spongebawb boards. Firstly, he disables the weapon systems, blowing up the ammo loaders for the cannon and destroying the fire control system. Next, he blow's up the artificial gravity generater, before blowing up a power regluator near the reactor. But, that's besides the point. He quickly sneaks up upon teag, and whacks him with the dog from his avatar. Teag is covered in dog residue. Oh, did i mention that he is on a giant fire hazard of a space ship? And that dog residue is not only long lasting fuel, but easily catches fire? Results are... predictable. Teag is charred to a husk. Meanwhile, Spongebawb reveals the Anti-Matter charges he planted on the reactor core, and blows them up, before moving the space station into the Atmosphere, where it begins to fall to the earth. The Space-Station crashes into the PG embassy, wrecking it's regen bonus, but somehow not it's Critbuff. Spongebawb then tosses it at the respawn point for [PG] players in the fort, hopefully applying overkill. Then, Teag's corpse falls near Alicia. Yes, i am shoehorning a attack on a godmodder into a multitask. However, Teag's corpse is basically the most burnt thing on the server, so Alica moves to verify.... Only for 20 zombies with Sharpness IV and Flame Aspect Two and the best armor you can get with the best enchants on and they can fly and shoot laserbeam sharks that shoot plasma sharks that shoot lasers. They persistently attack Alicia, and for some reason are not harmed by healing magics. Plus, their swords have a modded enchant and all kinds of trinkets on that let them easily penetrate armor. She then runs from them while shooting them with a bow, but accidentally walks onto a blood Altar. Someone accidentally hits her with a Sacrificial Knife while she is on it, dealing 50 damage. Which is of course promptly nerfed by her armor but still. nope.jepg 1/10 Determination: 2/15 Determination :2/15 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors 1+ to final battel

Somehow, Destruction speaks, its words ravaging your mind.
DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT I AM A MERE DRAGON? I AM PART OF THE RED SEA, THE VERY INCARNATION OF DESTRUCTION, AND I POSSESS THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU IN AN INSTANT IF I SO WISHED, IF I WASN'T RESTRICTED BY THAT HUMAN GIRL.

The Player Strike Forces are murdered, causing legageddon's Destruction Meter to increase by 5%. Fortunately, teag2 is in the Space Station, so your action simply removes the Shields. The PG Embassy no longer applies regeneration. Alicia takes out her Power -1 bow and fends them off, and the Sacrificial Knife deals exactly 50 damage, and Gamma godmodders have exactly 50 damage reduction. Her armour is also fixed by now. It does nothing to her.

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1458700232))

@Battlefury: Destruction is most likely an ASPECT of the Red Dragon. See: War, Rage, Fear. Just saying. /nullerino

It is.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458706185))

QUOTE (The_Nonexistent_Tazz @ (time=1458700232)) @Battlefury: Destruction is most likely an ASPECT of the Red Dragon. See: War, Rage, Fear. Just saying. /nullerino Ah. At any rate, rip tix, 2006-2016

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1458731084))

Verdana, with nothing better to do, hands anti-narration his 12-post charge. I'm out of ideas for now, go do something meaningful with this. He then wanders over to the Harmburger, stares at it for a moment, and then promptly carves it up with a knife, before biting into chunks of delicious, irradiated Harmburger body. The rads would normally be a problem for a human, but... well... he's already demonstrated that fuck nope he ain't a human. Boat: 5/8 (+1 from Alicia) (+1 from Ets) +1 to Alicia, +2 to Teag

anti-narration gladly accepts your 12 post charge. The Harmburge takes 9,000 HP of damage.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1458735430))

1+ battlefury +1 to engie, +1 to piono Got 1+ total. 9/10 HAHAHAHA (+1) Burritos 1/15 '80s PacMan Vest || Liquid Entropy && Broken Arcade Screen = Glitch Destabiliser (Level 5 - 5/5) DONE! Renamed the Arcade Destabiliser. I'll do a desc for this next turn, but it's an armor alchemy. Ets puts it around his chest. It fits quite snugly, AND looks awesome. Ets just glitches a little bit, then steals some of the glitch from the Hamburger, essentially making it more healthy, if equally inedible.

Glitch Destabiliser:
The Harmburger gains 9,000 HP.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458740677))

Condensed Earth magic AND hammer = Gaia's Herald 1/6 obsidian tipped terror AND purplecharged XBOX = Electric Onslaught 2/5 7/15 for earthen constructs 7/15 for auxiliary upgrades +1 to FBSN, battlefury and toast Eric gestures, and pushes his hands forwards. All the earth and rock around him zooms forwards as he himself begins to slowly turn to rock. The storm of earth magic tears up the ground as it rushes forwards, completely ripping apart the anti-descendants as it crashes forwards in a nearly-unstoppable wave, only empowered by the latent aura of earth magic currently suffusing the Fortress. The attack, having been seriously weakened after crashing through the anti-descendants by Eric's form continuing to harden into brown stone, weakening his concentration, but there's still enough power to continue smashing forwards, Eric lifts his arms and the remainder of the attack spirals up into the air, slamming into Destruction. Most of Eric's body has turned to stone.y.[/center] He smiles wryly at the other fighters around him. "Yeesh. Glad for the respawn mechanic here." "See you guys in a little bit." He collapses into a small pile of rocks. Concentrated suicide attack completed! Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 26 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 toast: 5 numbersoup: 5 crystal: 5 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

The Anti-Descendants are already dead, so Destruction takes a mini-critical 24,000 HP of damage.

For those who didn't get the notice, all charges have been given a +1 due to lateness.
[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Meowstic uses Psychic on the Rubber Bands, snapping all of them, the Harmburger cuts into the Stolen Computer Screen for 10,000 HP of damage, and Aliciaisoverrated finishes it off.

anti-narration expends the 12 post charge given to her by Verdana to throw a lance at Aliciaisoverrated, sending them flying into the Harmburger. Aliciaisoverrated is killed, and the Harmburger takes 26,000 HP of damage. The Space Station rains down laser hell on the Harmburger for 10,000 HP of damage. The Lesser Brute Psychopath rushes into the Harmburger for 6,400 HP of damage.

Alicia gives Verdana and teag2 a +1. She seems to preparing for the upcoming boss, but focuses to slam the Harmburger into the ground sans-style, over and over again until it is bruised and near inedible for 10,000 HP of damage.

In the Fortress:
Something something maintenance. The Players decide to help with repairing the Earth Spire by repairing it for 10,000 HP. The Wisp Swarms kill B1NARY before dealing a massive 43,000 HP of damage to Destruction, and the Archons kill Destruction causing legageddon's Destruction Meter to go up by 20%, before repairing the Barracks for 14,800 HP.

The PG players respawn, except for B1NARY. It might be possible to convince them to perform a rout.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111, especially as she suffers from low defense.
[AG]: Fully disable the Luminous Desert.
[AG]: Kill extremely powerful PG entities, such as Destruction and anti-narration.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] crystalcat/Mars: 20/20 HP, Essence: 2, Personal Motes: 16, Peripheral Motes: 31, Willpower: 10/10

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Ets: 20/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP, In the Space Station

[???] Mountain: 500,000/500,000 HP

[AG] Meowstic: 28,000/70,000 HP, Radiation Poisoning: I, Listen: IIIIIIIIII, Stored Power: I
[AG] Harmburger: 1,600/60,000 HP, Radiation Poisoning: I
[AG-PL] Aliciaisoverrated: 0/20 HP (x2), Godmodders Are Easy To Hit: III

[N] Fortress: 75,250/105,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress.

[PG] anti-narration: 5/5 HP, Deals criticals towards Descendants.
[PG] Space Station: 25,000/25,000 HP, Anti-Fighter Laser Beams: 2,000/2,000 HP (x2), Weak Anti-Ground Laser: 4,000/4,000 HP (x1), Anti-Ground Laser Array: 40,000/40,000 HP Power Usage: IIIIIIIIII, In Orbit: III
[PG] Lesser Brute Psychopath: 60,000/60,000 HP, Stolen TV: 25,000/25,000 HP, 20% chance to Miss while armour is intact, Stolen TV makes consecutive attacks less effectiv, 20% damage reduction due to the rubber bands.

[GM] Alicia111: 47/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 75)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 10/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 1/20 HP, Has 1 Armour
[N] NumberSoup/Pindar13: 20/25 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Has 2 Armour (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate)

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, It's All Just A Prank: II
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, 0° All Scope: II
[N] airhornMeister: 20/20 HP
[N] csgod: 20/20 HP
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x41), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x134)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] RoswellGreys51: 10/20 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Abduction: II
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP

[PG-PL] B1NARY: 0/20 HP (x2), Aggressor, Zero-One-Zero-One: IIAS Y0U MENT10NED EARL1ER, A T1MEL1NE C0NTR0LLED BY A B1NARY? S0UNDS ABS0LUTELY PERFECT.
[PG] n00bKILLER: 20/20 HP, Aggressor, Deals mini-criticals on entities with less than 10,000 HP, and criticals to entities that have less than 5,000 HP.
[PG] legageddon: 20/20 HP (x2), Aggressor, Destruction Meter: 204%

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:

[AG] Alchemy Turret: 2,000/6,000 HP, Using: Giga Gun (Level 5)

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...



Originally posted on 2016-03-23 17:45:00

2/6 for Gaia's Herald
3/5 for Electric Onslaught
(-1 to both the alchemies if the +1 consumer gave out doesn't apply to them)
8/15 for earthen constructs
8/15 for auxiliary upgrades
No +1s, I'm currently ded.

the pile of rocks slowly coalesces back into being Eric.
He stretches, popping a few joints and knuckles.
"ah... being a pile of rocks sucks. I would not recommend the experience."

entity orders: Crush n00bkiller and legaggeddon. No mercy, unless they retreat I guess, it wouldn't be cool to chase them down at this point, they really didn't manage to do any lasting damage.

Alicia receives another message from the SONG
Welp, that about clears up your forces in the Fortress. Unless you REALLY like being at a severe disadvantage, I'd recommmend having the three... no wait, two by the time you call them, left leave as quickly as possible.


Just remembered that Alicia +1d me way back when, so she's got store credit saved up.
I mean, it's not like I have any weaponry she'd be interested in, so I guess she's probably not gonna do anything until I get archon hirings up.

Originally posted on 2016-03-23 20:37:00

(psst. Consumer.

That attack actually did have 5 points of charge with it. So there goes my swag points I guess)

10/10 HaHaHaHa! DONE!
3/15 Burritos (+1)
3/15 Telefraggers (+2)

+1 to battlefury, engie and piono

Charge Expended! The Laughing Dead summoned!

[N] x/x hp - Laughing Dead (x5)
Whenever the Laughing Dead kill an entity, they gain a new member.
Attack is equal to x*(members-1).

Buff or nerf as necessary/Just fill in the x values.

Originally posted on 2016-03-24 01:42:00

The update has been finished. Another boss is coming up very soon, so you may want to prepare for that. Hopefully, we'll have a longer wait until boss three.

@piono: If the Fortress survives until the death of the boss, you get to keep it without it being targetable, until another attack possibly happens in the far future.

Originally posted on 2016-03-24 19:17:00

Yeah, sorry, but I'm leaving. Got too much on my plate, and this is the session that must go. Shame, as I like my leveling system concept, but I can always recycle it elsewhere or in an entity. Later, all!

Originally posted on 2016-03-24 19:53:00

tems art && dual pistols = 1/? ???

Spongebawb offer's the fortress (THE PG ONES) players an offer that they cannot refuse (because refusal equals death which effectively fulfils the offer anyway): Run or git rekt by another paragraph that deals like 13 damage to everything they know.
nope.jepg 1/10
Determination: 2/15
Determination :2/15
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors
1+ to final battel


Originally posted on 2016-03-24 21:48:00

Verdana, being lazy, promptly pulls out a pair of mittens, teleports behind Meowstic, and punches it in the back for absolutely no damage. But, of course, Meowstic breaks into a crippling case of tickle-induced laughter. So crippling, in fact, that it can't do anything other than laugh. Which means that Verdana then picks up the mountain through bullshitkinesis, and makes Meowstic wear it, crushing the cat being under the weight of far too much mountain.

Boat: 8/8 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Ets, +1 from Latedop)

And this is the part where a HUMUNGOUS airship appears in the sky, with the very creative label USS Boat emblazoned on the side. It rapidly begins to descend, the balloon part of the airship suddenly popping, letting the Boat hit the earth of Minecraftia HARD. Aaaaaaaand it's a sterotypical pirate ship. Which then aims a series of cannons at the Fortress, despite currently being decidedly nowhere near it.

Boat: (insert numerical value here)/(insert numerical value here) HP
Passive: Long Cannons - can aim at and attack targets that are in different zones, at the cost of an accuracy penalty

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 12:11:00

I think some people may have figured out the real reason I summoned the Station is to not be killed while AFK.
Anyways, I'll do a full update (including station power update) once I have a computer. For now, I'll just do this:
The Weak Lasers target the Harmburger. The medium ones attack Meowstick.
Orbital Fighter Squad: 5/15 (+2 Alicia)
Healing Aura: 8/15 (+2 Alicia, +3 Verdana)
+2 to Verdana, +1 to Numbersoup

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 16:08:00

ems art && dual pistols = 2/? ???

Spongebawb congratulates Verdana on his mastery of bullshitkinesis, as it is the most powerful kinesis. Then, a Ninja Ship docks with the USS boat. Pirates VS Ninja ensure. The Ninja have mastered the tekkit modpack.

5 minutes later, a massive wave of rads from the Priate Ship ensures as a Nuclear Reactor loaded entirely with Uranium Fuel Cells and at max reactor size explodes. Though an an unknown process, all the radation becomes Taint. Which covers the ship in Fibrous Taint. Oh, and it causes a massive Naga outbreak. Oh well, the naga only have like 200 HP. And they are eating the ship's cannons anyway.

nope.jepg 3/15(1+ from Ets) Sponge
Determination: 3/15 Sponge
Determination :3/15 Sponge
1+ to piono
1+ to doctors
1+ to final battel

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 18:51:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458765477))

2/6 for Gaia's Herald 3/5 for Electric Onslaught (-1 to both the alchemies if the +1 consumer gave out doesn't apply to them) 8/15 for earthen constructs 8/15 for auxiliary upgrades No +1s, I'm currently ded. the pile of rocks slowly coalesces back into being Eric. He stretches, popping a few joints and knuckles. "ah... being a pile of rocks sucks. I would not recommend the experience." entity orders: Crush n00bkiller and legaggeddon. No mercy, unless they retreat I guess, it wouldn't be cool to chase them down at this point, they really didn't manage to do any lasting damage. Alicia receives another message from the SONG Welp, that about clears up your forces in the Fortress. Unless you REALLY like being at a severe disadvantage, I'd recommmend having the three... no wait, two by the time you call them, left leave as quickly as possible. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. infinity fire bow (level 2): Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it. superconductor supercomputer (level 5): This powerful supercomputer additionally has a massive store of auxiliary electrical charge, allowing it to basically be used as a self-adjusting weaponized tesla coil. purplecharged xbox (level 2): This XBOX is charged with the power of Purplestone dust, which is really just redstone dust dyed purple. Somehow it can use this power in channeled attacks similarly to electricity. obsidian tipped terror (level 3): This bow fires obsidian-tipped arrows imbued with fire magic, giving this bow quite the punch. ecliptic crossbow (level 3): A powerful crossbow empowered with the magic of the zodiac. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 26 finalbattlestartsnow: 17 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 toast: 5 numbersoup: 5 crystal: 5 Alicia: 2 store credit method: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. Just remembered that Alicia +1d me way back when, so she's got store credit saved up. I mean, it's not like I have any weaponry she'd be interested in, so I guess she's probably not gonna do anything until I get archon hirings up.

You respawn, even though I forgot to kill you.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1458783736))

(psst. Consumer. That attack actually did have 5 points of charge with it. So there goes my swag points I guess) 10/10 HaHaHaHa! DONE! 3/15 Burritos (+1) 3/15 Telefraggers (+2) +1 to battlefury, engie and piono Charge Expended! The Laughing Dead summoned! [N] x/x hp - Laughing Dead (x5) Whenever the Laughing Dead kill an entity, they gain a new member. Attack is equal to x*(members-1). Buff or nerf as necessary/Just fill in the x values.

Rectified. The Laughing Dead summoned.

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1458849209))

Yeah, sorry, but I'm leaving. Got too much on my plate, and this is the session that must go. Shame, as I like my leveling system concept, but I can always recycle it elsewhere or in an entity. Later, all!

It's sad to see you go. Bye. I may use that leveling concept somewhere else.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458856112))

tems art && dual pistols = 1/? ??? Spongebawb offer's the fortress (THE PG ONES) players an offer that they cannot refuse (because refusal equals death which effectively fulfils the offer anyway): Run or git rekt by another paragraph that deals like 13 damage to everything they know. nope.jepg 1/10 Determination: 2/15 Determination :2/15 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors 1+ to final battel

tems art && dual pistols = temmies GReaTEST pistolls!!11!!1 (Level 3)
The PG players look at each other, before routing, dragging B1NARY's still respawning corpse with them.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1458907890))

Verdana, being lazy, promptly pulls out a pair of mittens, teleports behind Meowstic, and punches it in the back for absolutely no damage. But, of course, Meowstic breaks into a crippling case of tickle-induced laughter. So crippling, in fact, that it can't do anything other than laugh. Which means that Verdana then picks up the mountain through bullshitkinesis, and makes Meowstic wear it, crushing the cat being under the weight of far too much mountain. Boat: 8/8 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Ets, +1 from Latedop) And this is the part where a HUMUNGOUS airship appears in the sky, with the very creative label USS Boat emblazoned on the side. It rapidly begins to descend, the balloon part of the airship suddenly popping, letting the Boat hit the earth of Minecraftia HARD. Aaaaaaaand it's a sterotypical pirate ship. Which then aims a series of cannons at the Fortress, despite currently being decidedly nowhere near it. Boat: (insert numerical value here)/(insert numerical value here) HP Passive: Long Cannons - can aim at and attack targets that are in different zones, at the cost of an accuracy penalty

Meowstic takes 13,000 HP of damage, and the Mountain takes 2,000 HP of damage due to being thrown at Meowstic.

The Boat is summoned.

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1458922105))

I think some people may have figured out the real reason I summoned the Station is to not be killed while  AFK. Anyways, I'll do a full update (including station power update) once I have a computer. For now, I'll just do this: The Weak Lasers target the Harmburger. The medium ones attack Meowstick. Orbital Fighter Squad: 5/15 (+2 Alicia) Healing Aura: 8/15 (+2 Alicia, +3 Verdana) +2 to Verdana, +1 to Numbersoup

#onehundredandeleven

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458931874))

ems art && dual pistols = 2/? ??? Spongebawb congratulates Verdana on his mastery of bullshitkinesis, as it is the most powerful kinesis. Then, a Ninja Ship docks with the USS boat. Pirates VS Ninja ensure. The Ninja have mastered the tekkit modpack. 5 minutes later, a massive wave of rads from the Priate Ship ensures as a Nuclear Reactor loaded entirely with Uranium Fuel Cells and at max reactor size explodes. Though an an unknown process, all the radation becomes Taint. Which covers the ship in Fibrous Taint. Oh, and it causes a massive Naga outbreak. Oh well, the naga only have like 200 HP. And they are eating the ship's cannons anyway. nope.jepg 3/15(1+ from Ets) Sponge Determination: 3/15 Sponge Determination :3/15 Sponge 1+ to piono 1+ to doctors 1+ to final battel

Due to the attack not involving Spongebawb directly, the attack reaches through zones to deal 12,000 HP of damage and Taint Poison to the Boat.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Harmburger melts into radioactive slush due to Radiation Poisoning. Meowstic uses Psychic on the Boat for 9,000 HP of damage and Aliciaisoverrated respawns.

The Laughing Dead claw at the Boat for 10,000 HP of damage.

anti-narration throws a Splash Potion of Healing to the Boat, which heals for 8,000 HP. The Space Station aims all of its Anti-Ground Lasers at Meowstic, due to the Harmburger being dead, and Meowstic barely hangs on with 1,000 HP. The Lesser Brute Psychopath promptly kills Meowstic. The Boat aims at the Fortress's Archons, killing 16 of them.

Alicia gives Verdana and teag2 a +1, before abusing the fact that she has 2 credits instead of 1 for some reason to buy the Purplecharged XBOX, which she promptly teleports to somewhere else. She then uses godmodding to make the wisps die at a rate of 7 instead of 5 due to being over the cap.

In the Fortress:
7 Wisps die. 60 Archons spawn. The Archons repair the exterior of the Fortress for 33,600 HP, completely rebuilding it.

[GM NOTES]
While there isn't that much I can do to help the lack of players, we only have 1 Anti-Godmodder. While I'm not telling you to change factions, this is sort of annoying for me as I balance against the Anti-Godmodders.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Fully disable the Luminous Desert.
[AG]: Kill extremely powerful PG entities, such as Destruction and anti-narration.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Knock down the Fortress, as Alicia doesn't like it, unless you don't want to become an aggressor.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[N] DoctorsHateHer/Ets: 20/20 HP, Has 1 Armour.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP, In the Space Station

[???] Mountain: 498,000/500,000 HP

[AG-PL] Aliciaisoverrated: 20/20 HP, Godmodders Are Easy To Hit: III

[N] Fortress: 105,000/105,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress.
[N] Laughing Dead: 8,000/8,000 HP (x5), Turn things killed by them into other members of them.

[PG] anti-narration: 5/5 HP, Deals criticals towards Descendants.
[PG] Space Station: 25,000/25,000 HP, Anti-Fighter Laser Beams: 2,000/2,000 HP (x2), Weak Anti-Ground Laser: 4,000/4,000 HP (x1), Anti-Ground Laser Array: 40,000/40,000 HP Power Usage: IIIIIIIIII, In Orbit: III
[PG] Lesser Brute Psychopath: 60,000/60,000 HP, Stolen TV: 25,000/25,000 HP, 20% chance to Miss while armour is intact, Stolen TV makes consecutive attacks less effectiv, 20% damage reduction due to the rubber bands.
[PG] Boat: 9,000/32,000 HP, Taint Poison: II, Can aim at targets in other zones.

[GM] Alicia111: 47/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 10/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 20/20 HP, Has 1 Armour
[N] NumberSoup/Pindar13: 20/25 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Has 2 Armour (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate)

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, It's All Just A Prank: II
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, 0° All Scope: II
[N] airhornMeister: 20/20 HP
[N] csgod: 20/20 HP
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x39), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x168)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] RoswellGreys51: 10/20 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour, Abduction: II
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

AG Embassy:

[AG] Alchemy Turret: 2,000/6,000 HP, Using: Giga Gun (Level 5)

PG Embassy:
*but nobody came...



Originally posted on 2016-03-25 19:32:00

@consumer: Alicia has 2 points because a +1 from her is equivalent to +2 from anyone else, therefore, it's basically a +2.
3/6 for Gaia's Herald
5/5 for Electric Onslaught: This powerful bow fires arrows limitless arrows made of obsidian and powered with extreme power of both fire and lightning.
10/15 for earthen constructs
10/15 for auxiliary upgrades
+1 to battlefury, toast and teag

Eric rolls up his sleeves and goes to the AG embassy.
"Hey, narrator, we need a name for you."
Meh, just call me SONG.
"Okay, that works. Song, could you bring Alicia her ordered purplecharged XBOX?"
Uh... you sure?
"She paid for it, there's no legitimate reason not to!"
She tried to trash the Fortress!
"And failed miserably. I see no reason not to honor our obligations as a legitimate store front."
... Fine.
Eric then climbs to the top of the Embassy, and pulls out the Reforger, and uses it to Reforge the AG Alchemy Turret.

On the battlefield, the words appear in the air, and the purplecharged XBOX appears and solidifes in mid-air, before gently floating into Alicia's hands.
Eric said that you paid for this.
I still don't approve of you, but apparently he wasn't bothered by your attempt on his life and everything he's worked on so far, so whatever.
I'm still watching you.
((then the thing that was stated in the EoTB happens with her putting away the purplecharged XBOX))

Anyways! I'm now opening up the soldier hiring!
Haven't really made up my mind how much charge is worth how much, but basically, you can use stored store credit to get me to field archons under your command. If I don't have enough forces to field all of my requests, whoever is paying the most will get the soldiers.



Originally posted on 2016-03-25 21:13:00

Oh, yes... I officially leave the game as well. I give all my alchemies to Piono, as well as control of Roswell.

Here, have this too: +3 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 22:17:00

/null
You just made the obisidian armor pieces, right?

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 23:02:00

Whelp time to rebalence this madhouse

tems art && dual pistols = 3/4 temmies greatest pistol
Before even saying anything, Spongebawb somehow leaves.

Five seconds later, i join.
Battlefury13: Normally, i would perfer to just use an avatar.
Battlefury13: Oh, and this server does not have maroon. That sucks.
Battlefury13: Now i have to use this overrated shade of red.
Battlefury13: Now, since this [AG] faction has been reduced to one player due to idlers being iders, it seems i'm gonna have to make myself an OP one-post summon until at least three idler's are back.
battlefury13: but first let me do something
battlefury13 created faction "userzero > tubaboy"
userzero > tuba boy battlefury13: lets rock scrubs

SUMMON: BATTLEFURY13 (TEMPORYARY)
Obviously, me. Here are my stats:.
Rebalencing: If there are less than 3 AG players, i gain 5000 damage per less than 3. If i actually go idle myself or miss an action, it is acted upon in the EoTB Battle

2Op2live: Leaves after three rounds of there being 3 or more active AG players. Comes back if the number of active AG's hits one for more than two rounds.

All the Votes: While voting for a player special, use the idler's votes as well.

im out of names: For each AG player less than 3, his EOTB charges gain one extra.

HP: 30/30 (to prevent camping) 3 armor (Again, to prevent camping, and it can be reduced) Temmie Armor: 100000/100000. All damage towards player HP absorbed by armor directed towards Temmie Armor at a 1:4000 ratio. Armor piecing attacks damage it at a 1:1000 ratio, with the entire attack being counted, lose one armor at 66666 and 33333 hp. Cannot be broken, and regens 10000 per round.

Armaments: Armaments are certain weapons brought over. They effect Battlefury13's attack in a special way, but need a 3-round charge to be activated. The list of armaments are:

Falls (absolute control over gravity run though >fine. Inflicts Major Gravcrush.)
The Hero's sword (projectiles hit other enemys for 25% damage due to the absurd combination of the Meowmere, Star Wrath, and Terra Blade. Deals minicrits to the main target.)
The Saint's Row (Absurdly powerful AOE attack that takes 6 rounds to charge)
Brutal Boss Busting Bashing Blade- Not the actual name, but still. Crits on bosses.
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As a note: Battlefury13 is obviously taking the place of spongebawb as my player avatar. Just avoiding mixups.
Side note before i continue: This player is intended to be OP so that you don't have to nerf Aiclia's forces into the ground to put them and the [AG]'s at a beatable level.

Special: Armament Shift: You already know this. |||.

Special: Reorganization: ||||: To be described. Can only be used during pre-EoTB.

Special: Time To Downsize: ||||||||. Same as above applys. Can only be charged after Reorganization.

Special: Demotion: |||||||||||. Same as above applys here. Only charged after Time to Downsize.

This is probably gonna get hit by the nerf hammer, but i dont want the PG faction getting nuked because of inactivity on my team, so making an OP summon for now.

Battlefury13, as his first action, randomly tosses Springtrap at Verdana. Then, he presses the "VOTE FOR ALICIAISOVERRATED" button, supercharging her vote ability with all the votes! Her special activates, damaging Alicia dispute the lack of advantage .



nope.jepg 5/10 (1+ from ets)
Determination: 4/15
Determination :4/15
2+ to piono
1+ to doctors


Originally posted on 2016-03-25 23:09:00

Anyway, there's just a ton of DTGs going on currently, so it's difficult for people to keep up.

Arcade Destabilizer: This vest is black with a red trim. Streaks of arcade-esq. pixels run across it horizontally, and the vest itself seems to disjoint from reality occasionally.

+1 to Battlefury, +2 to piono
Got 4+ total
4/15 Burritos
8/15 Telefraggers RPG (+4)
Dammit I forgot what this was. Better change it, otherwise it'll make no sense.

[N] 8'000/8'000 hp - Laughing Dead (x5)
Whenever the Laughing Dead kill an entity, they gain a new member.
Attack is equal to 2'500*(members-1).
I think those stats are correct.



Originally posted on 2016-03-25 23:13:00

/null I was going to come back, but I'll wait 'til Battlefury's deded.

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 23:23:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1458948197))

/null I was going to come back, but I'll wait 'til Battlefury's deded.

I am a player character, you know.
So i do this fancy thing called "respawning"
Otherwise, i am still one-shotable.
/null

Originally posted on 2016-03-25 23:59:00

My inventory is literally at the bottom of my last post up there.

Originally posted on 2016-03-26 03:38:00