QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458160070))

Okay, I can understand the slight number of posts having an effect on it. I'll just summon all three buildings with one, simultaneous charge in the future to avoid the curse of repetition kicking in. +1 to battlefury, FBSN and topaz 3/5 for the Reforger 3/4 for ilectricity 8/10 for earthen defenses. 8/15 for earthen speed. Eric re-enters the Fortress and approaches itsjustaprankbro and xX024AllScopeXx. "As you can see gentlemen, the facility is still under construction, however, I believe you'll find what is already present to your liking." Indeed, upon closer inspection, the facility really IS still under construction. The Fortress is already a very impressive building, with impressive aesthetics and a number of different rooms and domes. The two can see a number of different players wandering around and hanging out. Since the wisps retrieve all dropped items, dying here doesn't seem to make people lose their stuff since they can just go retrieve it from the Lost and Found. It appears to not only be an exceptional fortress, but a rather high quality spawn point in and of itself, which appears to account for why it has less hp than was initially designed. "Afraid not all the utilities are up yet. The public blast furnaces and various fire features are gonna get introduced once the earthworks are done, and the water features are coming after that. Not certain how long it'll be until the teleporters go up, it'll probably be a while though." "As a side note, I'm wondering whether people will mind if I open up a faction of my own, specifically for keeping people from wrecking this place, do you think anyone will mind having Groundskeepers around?" Surprise surprise. It appears that Eric was serious when he said the fortress was meant to benefit everyone. "Yup. Cool spawnpoint for the players, nice defensive position where I can avoid getting stabbed, and something fancy enough to attract more players for Alicia to pick upon." Okay, since Eric is busy trying to talk the two faction leaders into letting the Fortress stay the world spawn, I guess it's up to me to perform the actual action for this round. Erm... let's focus on making sure the Fortress walls don't cave in on themselves. They're looking pretty good, but you can never be too safe. A freak earthquake suddenly erupts, pushing large amounts of earth and rock upwards, lifting up part of the tectonic plates beneath the server. Yes, Minecraft has geology now. Get used to it. This, by sheer luck, happens to move the walls upwards with natural rock to replace the portions that were damaged, and since the walls were already made of natural rock, this only heals it instead of dealing damage to counteract it. ... I was gonna attack Nyan Cat, but I don't want to trash Eric's reputation with the AGs... Excuse me ma'am. Alicia whirls around when she hears the voice. It appears to be a single earth archon. Not a warrior like from the barracks, this guy seems to be a diplomat. My superiors were wondering if we could work out some sort peace treaty or truce? Wait, hold on, did Eric okay this? No, I believe he was out discussing property damage with the madame here when the elemental lords deigned to send me out here. Fine, you know what? Serves you right when Alicia smashes your head in. The earth archons and sprites will repair the earth shrine (as a note, the earth portal got overhealed by 250 health, that's not supposed to be possible. Just thought I'd warn you of that.) The earth core will repair itself. The wisps will sit there and act as benevolent watchers over the Fortress like they always do. Yo Eric, the archons sent a diplomat out to Alicia. "Wait what?" "That was fast. Wait, a diplomat?" "Not an embassy of destruction? No. A diplomat. "That's... interesting. Not certain whether good or bad kind of interesting. I'm going to..." Eric turns around as he realizes that the two faction leaders are looking at him like he's crazy. "You forgot to turn on your subtitles." Oh, I did, didn't I? Silly me. The words suddenly hover in mid-air. Everyone, even those incapable of reading the update terminal can see any of my text that's italicized. "Much better." "justaprankbro, AllScope, meet the semi-omniscient narrator." A pleasure to make your acquaintances. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 10 finalbattlestartsnow: 10 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio.

*PranksterCrew itsjustaprankbro: Looks pretty nice! I'd love to have this place as a main hub. Makes everything easier.
MLG xX024AllScopeXx: come join our faction. why has somebody else not recruited you yet

AllScope decides to ally with you, while justaprank is not fully convinced yet. The Fortress is healed by 13,000 HP. The overheal was a mistake.

**Divinity Alicia111: It's a nice base, but not a spawnpoint. I'm not the type of person who wants to make things easy for people, which is exactly what that Fortress does.
**Divinity Alicia111: When you anti-godmodders give up, then I'll get around to build what my idea of a good lobby looks like, before now, that Fortress is going down. Just wait about half an hour.
**Divinity Alicia111: So yeah. No diplomacy for you.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458161812))

Oh? I think it's pretty nice! But I'm sure you'll replace it with something even better! Pindar watches Eric speak to the two players, curious as to how the mod Eric seems to be using works. After about a minute, she grows bored, and quickly climbs to top of the fortress' walls. She scans the horizon for a few seconds, before spotting the nearby battle. Ooh, some sort of faction war! Probably best not to get involved... Pindar pauses for a second, unsure of what to do. None of her faction members are on... May as well hang around spawn until they come on. She looks over the edge of the wall, finding a spot that seems particularly damaged. She empties a bucket of lava on top of the spot, waits a few seconds, then retrieves the lava. She then pours a bucket of water on the same spot. The water quickly catches up to the lava, reinforcing the wall with a thick layer of cobblestone as the two liquids interact. Pindar retrieves her water, then looks for another damaged spot to repeat the process. Enchanted Diamond Helmet && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Helmet 3/6 Enchanted Diamond Chestplate && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate 3/6 Regeneration 11/15 A Most Secret Society 4/15 +3 to Crystal

The Fortress is at full health, so you increase it's maximum health by 5,000 instead.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458166228))

Spongebawb decides to get some Verdana Armor, an upgrade from his current lack of armor! But first, he must find the rare Verdana Ore! Luckily for him, some is already on the battlefleid! He walks up to Verdana with a Efficiency x Fortune x Plasma Pickaxe, which, in addition to mining quickly, also forges the ore mined into multiple ingots per ore. Verdana figures out how the "auto-forge" thing works when Spongebawb begins "mining" him, as the plasma melts him into a pool of molten liquid, because SCIENCE. Then, Spongebawb watches as the Verdana-Pool-Of-Molten-Metal cools down, becoming ingots. Due to the extremely rapid cooling and large number of impurity's, it is not ready. Firstly, he must remove the hostile soul within the ingots. Spongebawb stuffs the Ingots in a Soul and Life Draining Furnace, which smelts and drains Verdana's soul/lifeforce. Verdana's soul is in immense agony as it is slowly reduced to a puddle, all of the power inheritant in a soul/life force thingie. (I forget if Verdana is another robot or not) Then, he goes to a Impurity Remover 99999999999999999999999999999999, capable of removing all impuritys from everything. Including the bits and pieces binding Verdana's Soul to the ingots. He expects freedom as he finally is released from the Verdana Ingots, but his soul analouge is drained of power, and thusly, is trapped. It cannot move, and is thus forced to extremely loosely haunt the metal, not giving or altering it's property's, but still being forced to haunt it. Finally, Spongebawb runs it though the Ingot Empowering Machine. With the brittleness from the impurity removed, and the Verdana ingots having reach the highest possible hardness without enchants or outside infulences, the Ingots are empowered massively. Then, he forges them into Verdana Armor at a Anvil, before enchanting the armor with the best possible enchants for armor using books and an anvil, and wears it, using it as a new set of armor. #revengeforAGplayergenocide 1+ to ponio 1+ topaz 1+ to final battle 6/15(3+ from piono) 2/15

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Verdana is reduced to 1 health and you gain 1 Armour as long as Verdana remains your armour despite engie's comment further down below. Unless Verdana has some sort of incoming attack enhancing gene, his body would still block attacks.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458166374))

/null. engie, if you don't take advantage of battlefury's attack in some fashion I will be sorely disappointed. Hey consumer, I rolled a 10 on the little dice roller ma-bobber. What does that translate into on the spell cards?

Subterranean Rose, although its effect will only be revealed when the deck is activated. Also, I noticed that you roll like '#10', instead of '#d10'. The former will always give you 10, while the latter gives you 1 to 10.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458167300))

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458166374)) /null. engie, if you don't take advantage of battlefury's attack in some fashion I will be sorely disappointed. Hey consumer, I rolled a 10 on the little dice roller ma-bobber. What does that translate into on the spell cards? Would gladly trade Spongebawb armor in exchange for keeping Verdana armor. Because making armor out of entity's is cool. Right? Right? Also thanks for the action so i can reduce Verdana's abilty to interfere. Also, you may have misinterpited the effects of Verdana's soul-analouge being stuck in the armor- As i said, it is VERY loosy haunted, and his soul SHOULD be drained from the furnace before. He is basically stuck inside the armor with no way to infulence things. /null above this point Spongebawb tosses a Doge at Teag. The Doge decides that he is unworthy of wow life, much living. it fires a very death, much kill beam at Teag. He becomes very with the doge. His face wow much into doge. Sadly, a dogeface does not go well with the human body and is promptly wow, rejection, much sadness by the body. #revengeforAGplayergenocide Then, he prepares to multitask- by draining light. He strikes the golden Spatula into the Dim Dessert, and as he plunges it in, a holy light flows into the Gold Hydro Dynamic With Docking Ports Omni-Cooking Modular Spatula, draining the dessert of light. Edit: 3 users reading this topic Members: Battlefury, engie, The_Topazian here he comes 1+ to ponio 1+ topaz 1+ to final battle 7/15 Anti-Fort Buster 4/15

Teag has been killed. The Dim Dessert has been weakened, but is not fully gone due to the multitasking.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1458169380))

I Choose You! 15/15 Sorodin throws out a Pokeball. Just that. Nothing complicated. Out comes a cat, but which type? Pokemon has so many breeds... WHAT'S THAT POKEMON? IT'S.................. MEOWSTIC! [AG] Meowstic [AG] 70,000 HP. Stall strategy. Moves: Calm Mind Gives Meowstic a minicrit on it's next move and reduces damagedoen. Increases Stored Power counter by 1. Psychic Deals moderate damage. "Default" attack. Future Sight 3 turn charge up after activated. Deals damage that ignores all armor and most evasiveness. Stored Power Deals damage based on how high the Stored Power counter is. When used, the Stored Power counter resets. Listen! 10 turn charge up, deals heavy damage to all targets when Meowstic opens her ears. Passives: It's Still A Cat You know what this does. Some Cat-Related  8/15 (+6 from places) Bow || Ghast Tear && White Plasma Energy  && Sans' Skull = Ghaster Blaster 1/??? Sorodin picks up Bob (the Zombie's armor and gives it to Bob ( the Temmie) to put over his Temmie Armor. Bob is now super-tanky Bob.

Bob is still sad, but gains 2 Armour, with 1 Armour being destroyed during their duel.

Meowstic summoned.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1458181613))

Well, I was given +5. 10/10 2/10 +1 Battlefury, Piono, Numbersoup The One wonders why Alicia has not ranked up more than Gamma yet. "I mean, seriously, you are probably the most skilled person that has ever been fought against. I'm going to guess either lack of opportunity or lack of motivation...though the latter does not seem likely." The One then decides that the buffs really need to stop. He sunk 10 charges into it, but hey, what else could he use his sudden charge on...unless it's a summon! The One summons...the Single Hellkite Drake. 60,000 HP Breathes fire that hits one opponent for 5000, and inflicts Severe Burn, which is a damage over time status. The Single Hellkite Drake attacks the closest entity hostile to it. This does not include Neutral, unless that entity has attacked the Single Hellkite Drake or entities aligned with the Single Hellkite Drake. The single Hellkite Drake has no immunities, because it does not need them for its purpose. Except mind control, because Spoiler Alert What, did you think a swear word was going to be here, ConsumerOfAll? mind control

**Divinity Alicia111: I haven't found a Gamma Plus that I may have the opportunity to kill yet, and I decided that I might as well further my plans by taking over a server right now.
The Single Hellkite Drake summoned.

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1458186129))

From Alicia and Engie's +1s, I finish my charge. I summon a large space ship. It's a space station-looking thing on top of a very large lifting body. I quickly climb up a ladder and board the ship. About 2 seconds after this, it immediately takes off. By the time the EOTB begins, it will be roughly 5 kilometers above the surface. Including this turn, it will take 3 turns to reach orbit. Space Station Stats Somebody's been playing too much KSP. 3 turns until it reaches orbit. The station is mostly a base: I will begin building off of it once it is in orbit. HP: 10,000/10,000 (5,000/5,000 Shield) Power Generation/Usage: |||||||||| (Power system is just so I can't summon an overpowered laser of death onboard that nobody can touch, at least not immediatley.) Passive: In Orbit. You'd need an attack that can reach orbit to damage it... On-Board Systems: Shield Generator. Recharges 2,000 Shield HP every other turn. Power Usage: || Weapons: Anti-Fighter Laser Beams (x2) Medium-power laser turrets to damage nearby fighters. Power Usage Total: || Weak Anti-Ground Laser (x1) Weak laser for dealing small damage to ground entities. Power Usage: | In addition to this, my player (Teag) is on the ship. He is currently unkillable, but is killed if the station is destroyed. I also give another +3 to Verdana and start some new charges: Solar Panel Array II: (1/5) Medium Anti-Ground Laser: (1/10)

Unfortunately, you have died before you got to act.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1458207117))

There are a few minor problems with the concept of Verdana Armor. Firstly, the difficulty in turning him into armor is immense, in no small part due to the fact that attempts to do so would invariably be met with gravitational pressure to the face roughly equivalent to having a Neutron Star slammed on you. What, you think he's just gonna stand there and take it? Secondly, due to his nature as a glass cannon type character, armor crafted from Verdana would be so weak it would grant the wearer NEGATIVE ARMOR POINTS. That's right, you're better off being STARK NAKED than you are wearing Verdana Armor. Just to make things worse, it's not even enchantable. Thirdly, the power that Verdana can call upon doesn't even come from his body, or from his soul - rather, that device he carries around on his back is the source of all the elemental bullshit that he can pull off when he wants to do so, and yeah no you are NOT going to be ever capable of destroying that. Forget about it if you're anything less than a cosmic force, and even then, it's going to take you a HELL of a lot of time to just scratch it. It also conveniently means that the powers Verdana calls upon cannot be siphoned for use by another person directly. Fun fact, said device is also one of the main reasons he doesn't instantly tear his body into bits when he overloads on power, thanks to the very thin barrier it generates over his body, and much like the person he came from, it's essentially bonded to his very being at this point so it's inseparable from him. Finally, and this is probably the biggest flaw with the entire plan, Verdana has somehow managed to acquire the rank of Descendant, on top of being... well... it'd be spoilers if I said what type of being he is, but one could easily compare him to a low-tier Godmodder even if he didn't have Descendanthood. And no, you can't take that from him either. As a result, even though the Verdana armor is created, it immediately results in Verdana deciding to relax the restraints on his power, which in fact wasn't purged from his body due to it not being an imperfection. Yay, exact words. The poor poor fool who was dumb enough to try to turn Verdana into a suit of armor is immediately subjected to what it feels like to be inside the core of a Blue Sun as it collapses inwards and forms a Neutron Star, followed by being torn apart due to a tear in space opening up inside their body, time accelerating for them and only for them as the rest of the world passes by in a single blink, the slow and painful removal and individual annihilation of every single cell of their body drawn out over several millennium all compressed into nanoseconds of time, and then... nothing. Because they're dead to the point where Verdana doesn't really have much else to do to them without tampering with respawns, which he sort of needs intact for the sake of exploiting his Glass Cannon status and so doesn't want to risk accidentally breaking his own respawns. There's a pause, then he slowly and painfully manages to draw upon enough power to force himself out of armor form, and trudge back over to the PG area of the field. I am NOT going to be someone's clothing. And you can forget about trying that again. RED Space Soldier: 15/15 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Teag) PK charge: 9/9 (+1 from Alicia, +2 from Teag) (Holding onto this one...) In the space around the PG side of the battlefield, a large space rocket appears, a man wearing a red uniform and carrying a rocket launcher stepping out onto a side platform. "PREPARE YOUR ASS, I'M COMING FOR YOU!" RED Space Soldier: 50000/50000 (receives 5000 less damage from incoming attacks) Attacks: Rocket Barrage Pattern Alpha - Unleashes rockets in an area. 5 separate attacks, 8000 damage per hit, 15% hit chance Missile Barrage Pattern Beta - Forgoes a turn to load missiles, then unleashes them at a target. 4 separate attacks, 11000 damage per hit, 40% hit chance (Requires a turn to charge) Explosives Barrage Pattern Gamma - Fires a bomb. 1 attack, 20000 damage per hit, 50% chance to hit above and below targets as well for half damage (Two turn cooldown after use) Nuclear Barrage Pattern Omega - Automatically used upon death, and cannot be used otherwise. Unleashes an absolute torrent of thermonuclear devices at all valid targets in current and adjacent zones. 50000 damage, 30% hit chance, also hits above and below entities for full damage, applies Radiation Poisoning on hit Buff/Nerf as appropriate because let's face it I absolutely suck at balance

Spongebawb is been shredded to pieces, but as soon as you unbecome armour, you drop dead from the sheer brutality of Spongebawb's attack.
RED Space Soldier summoned.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458221671))

+1 to battlefury, topaz and FBSN 5/5 for The Reforger: This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. 4/4 for ilectricity: This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. 10/10 for earthen defenses 10/15 for earthen speed It's hard to know who to target when you seriously don't want to tick off any of the given factions in the current war. You know what, screw it. Eric needs that health. Sorry AGs, but I'm gonna take a bite out of Nyan Cat. ...even though I can't eat. *is sad* Anyways, as Nyan Cat is looking the other way, a gigantic stone maw rises up out of the ground. Nyan Cat turns around upon seeing the giant hill about to try and eat it, and immediately turns and runs away, narrowly avoiding being chomped on. But while Nyan Cat is resting from the sudden scare, a pair of stone dentures that had been launched up into the air suddenly takes a bite out of Nyan Cat, somehow transferring the Well Fed buff to Eric. Eric continues the tour. "In addition, we have this." Eric gestures to the alchemiter. "I know not everyone's going to appreciate the Homestuck reference. Actually I don't, since I've never read it, but that's what the semi-omniscient narrator told me." Yeah, sorry guys. But because of the way the various new mods are installed on the server, this thing's the best in weapon creation available right now. "What he said. Basically this thing lets you combine just about anything you want to get new items." "No clue how it works, but it does." "To give an example, I made..." Eric pulls out the Giga gun. "This bad boy with it." He fires up in the air, sending a spree of bullets into a spacecraft that was spontaneously hurtling down towards the Fortress. The spacecraft is ripped to shreds and conveniently absorbs and shots that might have caused troubles falling back to earth. "Not to mention various other interesting weapons." "The use of the alchemiter is rather long and convoluted, so I've had the archons set up somewhat of a shop that sells alchemies I've already obtained copies of. It's faster than using the alchemiter itself, but since most people prefer to make their own weapons, we've got a large sublevel in the basement dedicated to alchemizing space for Players." Uh... Eric? "Yes?" Somebody just set the alchemizing rooms on fire again. "Oh jeez... Can you handle it?" Uh... yeah. I'm a semi-omniscient narrator. I just wanted to make sure you knew. "Thanks." (as a side note, all fortress features described are purely for the purpose of roleplay and convincing these guys, they don't (at least as of yet they don't) have any statistical bonus for the Fortress, although once I finish my first set of elements (the basic four elements, earth, fire, water and air) I'll probably stop with the elemental charges to properly charge up some of the Fortress's features to make them have a battlefield-relevant effect. That is, assuming The Fortress lasts that long.) 10/10 expended: Earthen defenses. The ground rumbles, the earthquake from the previous turn apparently not quite finished with its business. It continues to shake the ground, and massive stone spires begin to grow up and up and up, but then are followed by... other structures. No, not structures, a framework. A massive framework and all-natural obsidian rebar for the walls, making the potential of the structure even greater than it was before The Fortress walls have just gained lots of Max HP (the current Hp doesn't go up at all, the fortress will need to be repaired up to its new max hp) due to the shifting of the earth. Nothing inside the fortress is affected, this charge literally only unleashed a massive boost to the Fortress's max Hp. ((I'm probably going to spend quite a while doing repair actions, aren't I?)) Store: Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 12 finalbattlestartsnow: 11 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio.

Nyan Cat takes 1 Bite of damage.

(Fallen From Grace) stevei: Yeah, I installed HomestuckCraft a short while back, but nobody really got around to using it.
(Fallen From Grace) stevei: Oh, hi.
stevei appears to have been watching the Fortress using something, but not doing much else.

The Fortress gains 30,000 max health from Earthen Defenses.

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1458229590))

Dawn 11/15 (+3 from NumberSoup.) Second Breath 11/15 (+3 from NumberSoup.) +3 to NumberSoup "Finally. Now the fun really gets started." Mars looks like their grin, if visible, would split their face in half, as a completely different powerset than their Exalted abilities begins to reveal itself. Tattoos begin to glow underneath the armor, whorls and spirals lighting a deep, ominous blood red - the same as their text color, for those of you outside the fifth wall - that, much the same as their Dawn caste mark, is visible outside their armor. Mars abruptly blurs into a burst of speed without any anima flare, showing they're using these nebulous new abilities. Verdana quickly finds an orichalcum dire lance sticking in his face, before Mars blurs to a stop behind him and unleashes a flurry of punches to his head, driving the dire lance further into his brain. They then leap onto Verdana's head, pull the dire lance out of his face, and bring it around in a slash that cleanly cleaves a leg off his body. Mars then leaps into the air, and, from their temporary vantage point, they unleash a blast of fire that cauterizes Verdana's recently-amputated leg stump, before amplifying the effect of gravity on themselves and diving down, landing in an impact that smashes Verdana into the sand. They then leap back and take a guarding stance, ready for any counterattack. "Enjoy your taste of World Reaver?"

That would have dealt a high amount of damage to Verdana, apart from the fact that he died on unbecoming armour.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458235168))

Regeneration 15/15 crystal x3 Pindar jumps down from the walls of the fortress, landing in the courtyard. She winces. That was not my best idea! She reaches into her inventory, and takes out a potion of regeneration. Locating a nearby brewing stand, she puts the potion in one of the slots, then takes out a stack of redstone blocks. Pindar quickly liquidates all sixty-four blocks, and pours all of the dust into the single potion. It somehow all fits. She retrieves the potion, and chugs it down. The point of this is to provide permanent 1 health/update regen, or if that's overpowered, 1 health/? updates regen. Pindar then tosses the mostly empty potion bottle at the fortress walls, giving it some minor regeneration for a short period of time. Enchanted Diamond Helmet && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Helmet 4/6 Enchanted Diamond Chestplate && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate 4/6 A Most Secret Society 5/15 +3 to Crystal

Pindar doesn't take damage from that fall, and moves to the Battlefield. You gain permanent, for now, 1 health regeneration.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Nyan Cat is not happy with piono, and smashes into the Fortress for 10,000 damage. Tac, and the Single Hellkite Dragon decide to murder the RED Space Soldier for 10,000 damage and Meowstic uses Calm Mind.

The RED Space Soldier opens up with Explosives Barrage Pattern Gamma aimed directly at Bob for 12 damage but not recoiling to the other Anti-Godmodders.

Alicia is still not happy with the excellent state of the Anti-Godmodders so gives teag2 and Verdana a +2, before bending the rules to activate both Anti-Descendants and How Badly Do You Like Cats at once. First off, a group of people who were betrayed by the Narrative in some way or form, seeking the blood of the Descendants, appear. Anti-Descendants summoned. Next, Sorodin, and only Sorodin, hears a message in his head. A group of white cat-like beings with relatively long rabbit air like protrusions are summoned.
Incubator Bunnycat Horde: Sorodin, for the good of the world, would you like to make a contract with us?
This somehow makes Alicia smile in an eerie way.

Alicia then gets back to removing the Anti-Godmodder entity advantage, by slamming Nyan Cat into a toaster and pressing down on it. Nyan Cat pops open, and dies. The pieces of Nyan Cat fly on and magically hit Tac Nyan, bringing them to 1 Bite. She also decides to revive teag2, decided by a coin flip on rolz, at 1 HP.

Fortress maintenance happens.

[HOW TO PLAY]
The Anti-Descendants are a relatively simple group of entities, but may have a few notes about them that I need to take care of. First of all, they are speciallised against dealing with Descendants, meaning that they have the ability to create project charges, and deflect the brunt of attacks on Descendants. Next, anti-narration has techniques that, while not godmodding, are designed to replicate godmodding as well as possible for the purposes of killing Descendants, which means that she requires attacks that are relatively powerful, or at least relatively creative, to be able to hit her. She is nowhere as hard to hit as Alicia, or most other godmodders.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Convince the players to your side.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Disable the Luminous Desert.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.
[PG]: Gain control over the battlefield.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Dim Dessert (Gives all Pro-Godmodders +10% attack and defense, requires effort to remove, all Anti-Godmodders have 4,000 HP of regeneration.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 10/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 4/20 HP
[AG] crystalcat/Mars: 6/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 0/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 6/20 HP, Has 1 Armour, Well Fed: I
[N] NumberSoup/Pindar13: 20/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)

[PG] engie/Verdana: 0/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP

[AG] Tac Nyan: 1/3 Bites, Gives Well-Starved on hit, Moderately Evasive (35%), Marks for Death (10%), Instantly-Kills (1%), Death Ray: IIII, Waffle Wevenge: IIIIII, Unending Blackness: IIIIIIII
[AG] Bob (the Temmie): 3/30 HP, Has 4 Armour, Attacks can not be dodged, Temmie Flakezzz?: III
[AG] Meowstic: 70,000/70,000 HP, Listen: IIIIIIIIII, Stored Power: I
[AG] Single Hellkite Dragon: 60,000/60,000 HP

[N] Fortress: 95,000/105,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress.

[PG-PL] B1NARY: 0/20 HP (x4), Zero-One-Zero-One: IIAS Y0U MENT10NED EARL1ER, A T1MEL1NE C0NTR0LLED BY A B1NARY? S0UNDS ABS0LUTELY PERFECT.
[PG] RED Space Soldier: 40,000/50,000 HP, Receives 5,000 less damage from incoming attacks, Missile Barrage Pattern Beta: I, Explosives Barrage Pattern Gamma: II
[PG] Anti-Descendants: anti-narration: 5/5 HP, Player Strike Forces: 10/10 HP (x5), Fated to Die Squad: 1,000/1,000 (x100), Deals criticals towards Descendants.

[GM] Alicia111: 48/50 HP, Aspects: IIII, Fortress Busters: IIIII

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities, as well as Fortress entities gaining Double-Action against them. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, Can be convinced to join a side.
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro.
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x8), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] Earth Barracks: 15,000/15,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x25)
[N] Earth Shrine: 8,500/15,000 HP, Earth Sprites: 2,500/2,500 HP (x4), Rock Launch: III
[N] Earth Portal: 12,000/12,000 HP, Summoning: IIII
[N] Earth Core: 21,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.

AG Embassy:
[AG] Defense Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP
[AG] Alchemy Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP, Must have a ranged alchemy attached to it to work.



Originally posted on 2016-03-17 18:25:00

ilectricity AND forever furnace AND redstone torch = super conductor supercomputer 1/6
infinity bow AND torch = infinity flame bow 1/3
1/10 for earthen rebirth
11/15 for earthen speed
+1 to topaz, battlefury and FBSN

Entity orders: The earth minions will finish repairing the earth shrine, the core will regain 5000 health from healing itself. (question, why did it not do so last round? Was that healing just attributed to the other buildings?)
As another note, Eric should be inside the fortress, since he's busy talking with the faction leaders at present.
And a third note relating to the RED soldier, remember that entities within the Fortress are not viable targets when the final ability goes off, as one of the Fortress's abilities was to prevent entities within from acting upon or being acted upon by things outside of the fortress.
I'm going to have to try and tank all kinds of damage aimed at the Fortress, aren't I?
Well that's fine, I was worried it would get boring, but I will fight for my creation!

Eric shrugs at AllScope. "Well, for one thing, I'm not actually a player. Technically, according to the coding of this world, I'm an NPC, although as is clearly demonstrated by all of this, NPC isn't quite the right term for it. I was... sort of surprised I could use any of the regular stuff to be honest, I really shouldn't be able to, as I'm not a Minecraftian."
He looks back to justaprank. "If all this stuff isn't good enough for you, I'm not really certain what possibly will. Weaponry dispensers, the best possible hangout you could want, and a good hangout for people when they just want to kick back and relax or talk without getting murdered by some random noob with a stolen super-enchanted bow. Anything beyond that and it would seriously mess with the PvP aspects of the server, and that would be a fairly strong reason NOT to have the Fortress be the spawn."
He moves over to a table and sits down. "So tell me, what is it that you feel is missing? Unless you're worried about the archons? Those won't be interfering with PvP, unless something like an area being set aside for proper combat involving them happens."
He turns to AllScope, "If at all possible, could I make a request? Alicia's getting ready to trash the Fortress with a large project. If you have any spare resources I could potentially borrow to aid me in not having this place get turned into glass like the last spawnpoint did, it would be much appreciated."

The archon steps back, and looks unsure what to do...
You know what, I'll try my hand.
Alicia. I'd like to point out that wrecking the spawn point doesn't actually do you any good.
You only benefit from proper RAGEquits. Not people leaving because they don't want to play on a server where the spawn can get trashed so easily.
Keeping the Fortress intact as the world spawn is actually beneficial to you.
Why?
More targets.
The more targets you have available, the more people you have to potentially make ragequit.
And a massive spawn like that?
That brings in people, and thus, more targets.
On the other hand, if people log in and just find that the spawn is terrible, they don't have the investment in the game needed to actually make them ragequit.
Sure SOME of the veterans will ragequit, but what do you do once the entire server has left permanently?
You've got nothing left. Then you HAVE to put all the effort into taking another server.
Instead, if the spawn is large, then that gives people the idea that they can make it in the server.
You get more ragequits if people have investment, and therefore if they want to stay, because then you can make them rage quit repeatedly.
Can't do that if the spawn point sucks.

Ah, I've got to fix up the fortress, don't I?
Well, in that case, I make the earthquake continue on just a little bit longer. Earth continues to move upwards and covers up the remainder of the wall that has been damaged, finishing up the work started last round and undoing the damage done by Nyan Cat just moments ago.



Originally posted on 2016-03-17 20:57:00

Pindar was supposed to land in the courtyard... That's inside the fortress. Also, you missed her tossing the potion at the walls.

Pindar, in the courtyard of the fortress, approaches the Earth Core. She plops an ender chest on the floor, and pulls out a stack of stone bricks. She climbs onto the core, looking for the most damaged parts, placing stone brick strategically. However, she soon pauses, and looks around suspiciously. Pindar hops off the core, and retrieves her ender chest, then resumes repairing the Earth Core.

Enchanted Diamond Helmet && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Helmet 5/6
Enchanted Diamond Chestplate && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate 5/6

Breakfast 1/15
A Most Secret Society 6/15

+3 to Crystal



Originally posted on 2016-03-17 21:25:00

Spongebawb dances back into existance.


Originally posted on 2016-03-17 21:43:00

Before anybody gets the chance to kill me again, I perform said summon from last turn and get the hell out of Dodge.
I mostly just wanna leave the battlefield because if I dont, people are just going to repetitively kill me.
Solar Panel Array II: 4/5 (+2 from Alicia)
Medium Anti-Ground Laser: 2/10
3 turns for the ship to reach orbit.

+3 to Verdana

Originally posted on 2016-03-17 22:14:00

@teag:
There's a Fortress waiting for you... anyone that tries to kill you while inside of it is gonna have a BAD TIME, as I now have enough firepower to two-shot any player who starts a fight inside. and because of the AG embassy, that means anyone who tries to target you while you're inside of the Fortress is just gonna flat-out die since no one who isn't AG currently has a reason to target you.

Originally posted on 2016-03-17 22:17:00

Also: Wearing people as armour is cruel and you shouldn't do it.
thats the second time i made headlinz with mah extrem skilz

Originally posted on 2016-03-17 23:51:00

Verdana respawns a moment later, over near Alicia, mumbling something inaudible to himself.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 02:15:00

Sorodin> I am willing to negotiate on whatever you came for. Just be warned, I'm not saying I'm accepting anything.

Some Cat Related Destruction 11/15 (+2 from piono & FSBN) ===============

Probably not a Cat 1/15 ===============

Tell me the level of these alchemies, PLEASE! xD

Awfully sorry about Nyan Cat, piono. Don't worry about attacking it, it was going to die anyway, at least you got some regen before his death.

Sorodin goes into the AG Embassy and gives The Alchemy Turret Oblivion.


Bob the Temmie will pull his trump card: he has an undodgeable attack. Since blocking an attack technically counts as dodging, Bob takes advantage of advantageous wording, and attacks Alicia, who can do nothing about it, since she acts at the end of the EoTB. Meowstic will use Psychic on a random non-godmodder PG.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 02:16:00

Assuming Verdana can act right now due to his respawning earlier this turn, he deceptively calmly rings up a pizza shop that for some inexplicable reason exists in an alternate universe where everything is good. The interdimensional pizza van drives up, and someone who looks like a demasked Walker hops out, tosses Verdana the pizza, and... drives off without requesting pay, straight through another interdimensional barrier and back to the GE universe. Verdana shrugs, opens the box, and decides that there's far too much pizza for him alone to eat. So he tosses a slice at the RED Space Soldier, takes a slice for himself, and sets the box down on a table, promptly forgetting about it.

Yes, Walker's golden ending counterpart runs a pizzeria by himself. Don't ask.

Blah blah player killing: 9/9 (I'm still holding onto this until I can get confirmation that I'll be able to use it)
This charge was created solely to avoid wasting charge points so I will think of something later on maybe: either 5/15 or 6/15 depending on Verdana's life status (+3 from Teag) (+2 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 11:16:00

@topaz: Are you talking to me? If so, superconductor supercomputer is 5, infinity fire bow is 2, if not, well, better safe than sorry.
As for Nyan Cat, thanks for not being angry
2/6 for superconductor supercomputer
2/3 for infinity fire bow
2/10 for earthen rebirth
12/15 for earthen speed
@topaz: Remember your +1s please.
+1 to teag (here, since topaz hasn't returned mine for a while, and engie doesn't seem to be interested in returning yours, have a +1 to help you out), FBSN and battlefury

Um... I don't really have anything I can do right now since trying to set up defensive buffs needs to wait for next round. Oh, I know!
The earthquake, in a last final piece, launches the stone dentures up into the air and over the Fortress wall.
They metamorphose into something completely different...
And completely the capstone on top of the earth portal, bringing its max health up to the proper 15K

...
Eric is still chatting with the faction leaders.



Originally posted on 2016-03-18 13:40:00

Enchanted Diamond Helmet && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Helmet 6/6
Enchanted Diamond Chestplate && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate 6/6

Enchanted Obisidan Helmet: A helmet of cracked black obsidian, that glows with a pale blue sheen. Gives 1 armour.
Enchanted Obsidian CHestplate: A chestplate of cracked black obsidian, that glows with a pale blue sheen. Gives 1 armour.

Pindar runs back over to the alchemiter and dons both armour pieces. She examines the armour for a few minutes before yawning. She then reaches into her inventory, taking out and tossing a golden apple at itsjustaprankbro. She whispers to him.

Hey, you should ally with my faction instead! We're not involved in this faction war, and why would you want to be anyways? Besides, do you really want to be on the same side as xX024AllScopeXx? His name's the edgiest thing I've seen since I was fourteen and in my goth phase... Anyways, I might appear on the same meta-faction or whatever-its-called as them, but that doesn't mean I'm in the same alliance! At the very least, you should hold off on making a choice until I make my case!

Breakfast 2/15
A Most Secret Society 7/15

+3 to Crystal

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 14:25:00

/RP
The semi-omniscient narrator's words appear in the air.
You know Pindar, Eric may not be able to read whispers, but I can.
Don't try and undermine him, he's not trying build up an army, he's just trying to convince them to let the Fortress be the world spawn point.

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 15:00:00

Pindar responds into the global chat, causing some confusion amongst the playerbase.

How can you... Really? Well that's certainly not what xX024AllScopeXx thought! It sure looks like he's on your side, doesn't it? But if that is the case, then I'm not undermining you at all, am I? It's not like I have an opposing spawn candidate! I like your spawn, I've been repairing it for the past few hours! If the spawn's all you care about, you should be happy enough to let him join me, no?

/rp

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 15:07:00

/RP
I can read it because I'm a semi-omniscient narrator. It comes with the territory.
The issue here is that you ARE undermining it, even if not intentionally.
Eric's trying to get things settled down enough to get a proper consensus.
You can do your thing AFTER the decision is made, preferably not before.

Of course, by this point, Eric and the faction leaders (other than justaprankbro, who has somewhat of an idea) are completely confused as to what's going on.
Go back to your peace talks Eric, I'm having a private discussion.
"THEN DO IT PRIVATELY! Can't you just speak into people's minds or something?"
...
You know, for a semi-omniscient narrator, I seem to be rather incompetent.
"Quite."

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 15:13:00

Kirika moves to I6 and uses Medicate on Oriko, Oriko meditates.
Wait, how did I confuse this for Chaos?
Erm... UDPATE SOON IN PROGRESS DONE

Pindar and piono are retroactively moved to the Fortress, the Fortress gains Regeneration for three turns and the RED Space Soldier combusts into flames after remembering the Single Hellkite Dragon is supposed to burn him.

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QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458248262))

ilectricity AND forever furnace AND redstone torch = super conductor supercomputer 1/6 infinity bow AND torch = infinity flame bow 1/3 1/10 for earthen rebirth 11/15 for earthen speed +1 to topaz, battlefury and FBSN Entity orders: The earth minions will finish repairing the earth shrine, the core will regain 5000 health from healing itself. (question, why did it not do so last round? Was that healing just attributed to the other buildings?) As another note, Eric should be inside the fortress, since he's busy talking with the faction leaders at present. And a third note relating to the RED soldier, remember that entities within the Fortress are not viable targets when the final ability goes off, as one of the Fortress's abilities was to prevent entities within from acting upon or being acted upon by things outside of the fortress. I'm going to have to try and tank all kinds of damage aimed at the Fortress, aren't I? Well that's fine, I was worried it would get boring, but I will fight for my creation! Eric shrugs at AllScope. "Well, for one thing, I'm not actually a player. Technically, according to the coding of this world, I'm an NPC, although as is clearly demonstrated by all of this, NPC isn't quite the right term for it. I was... sort of surprised I could use any of the regular stuff to be honest, I really shouldn't be able to, as I'm not a Minecraftian." He looks back to justaprank. "If all this stuff isn't good enough for you, I'm not really certain what possibly will. Weaponry dispensers, the best possible hangout you could want, and a good hangout for people when they just want to kick back and relax or talk without getting murdered by some random noob with a stolen super-enchanted bow. Anything beyond that and it would seriously mess with the PvP aspects of the server, and that would be a fairly strong reason NOT to have the Fortress be the spawn." He moves over to a table and sits down. "So tell me, what is it that you feel is missing? Unless you're worried about the archons? Those won't be interfering with PvP, unless something like an area being set aside for proper combat involving them happens." He turns to AllScope, "If at all possible, could I make a request? Alicia's getting ready to trash the Fortress with a large project. If you have any spare resources I could potentially borrow to aid me in not having this place get turned into glass like the last spawnpoint did, it would be much appreciated." The archon steps back, and looks unsure what to do... You know what, I'll try my hand. Alicia. I'd like to point out that wrecking the spawn point doesn't actually do you any good. You only benefit from proper RAGEquits. Not people leaving because they don't want to play on a server where the spawn can get trashed so easily. Keeping the Fortress intact as the world spawn is actually beneficial to you. Why? More targets. The more targets you have available, the more people you have to potentially make ragequit. And a massive spawn like that? That brings in people, and thus, more targets. On the other hand, if people log in and just find that the spawn is terrible, they don't have the investment in the game needed to actually make them ragequit. Sure SOME of the veterans will ragequit, but what do you do once the entire server has left permanently? You've got nothing left. Then you HAVE to put all the effort into taking another server. Instead, if the spawn is large, then that gives people the idea that they can make it in the server. You get more ragequits if people have investment, and therefore if they want to stay, because then you can make them rage quit repeatedly. Can't do that if the spawn point sucks. Ah, I've got to fix up the fortress, don't I? Well, in that case, I make the earthquake continue on just a little bit longer. Earth continues to move upwards and covers up the remainder of the wall that has been damaged, finishing up the work started last round and undoing the damage done by Nyan Cat just moments ago. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 12 finalbattlestartsnow: 11 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio.

The Fortress is healed by 9,000 HP. The reason it didn't do so is because I forgot to direct the healing to itself while designing the Anti-Descendants, and gave the healing to the other buildings.
*PranksterCrew itsjustaprankbro: I'm just kind of bothered about the way you automatically made this the spawnpoint.
*PranksterCrew itsjustaprankbro: I'll just quickly evaluate this with the other moderators and faction owners before deciding whether to protect the Fortress.
MLG xX024AllScopeXx: ill tell my faction

**Divinity Alicia111: It's redundant. Most of the Fortress's features are already served by commands usable to AscensionCraft's players, or warp areas which are supposed to be protected from damage, unlike the Fortress, which is out in the open.
**Divinity Alicia111: It's more like an extremely good base.
**Divinity Alicia111: I actually removed the lobby's griefing protection and anti-PVP because I wanted to see people suffer failing to hit me, but then you anti-godmodders showed up.
**Divinity Alicia111: Also, I'm a godmodder and tearing down people's hard work is basically our job description, although I want to ascend above that.
**Divinity Alicia111: I can take time to make a new, better lobby, my way when you all just give up or serve me.

She's not going to back down.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458249920))

Pindar was supposed to land in the courtyard... That's inside the fortress. Also, you missed her tossing the potion at the walls. Pindar, in the courtyard of the fortress, approaches the Earth Core. She plops an ender chest on the floor, and pulls out a stack of stone bricks. She climbs onto the core, looking for the most damaged parts, placing stone brick strategically. However, she soon pauses, and looks around suspiciously. Pindar hops off the core, and retrieves her ender chest, then resumes repairing the Earth Core. Enchanted Diamond Helmet && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Helmet 5/6 Enchanted Diamond Chestplate && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate 5/6 Breakfast 1/15 A Most Secret Society 6/15 +3 to Crystal

The errors have been fixed. The Earth Core is healed by 9,000 HP.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458251022))

Spongebawb dances back into existance.

You respawn.

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1458252880))

Before anybody gets the chance to kill me again, I perform said summon from last turn and get the hell out of Dodge. I mostly just wanna leave the battlefield because if I dont, people are just going to repetitively kill me. Solar Panel Array II: 4/5 (+2 from Alicia) Medium Anti-Ground Laser: 2/10 3 turns for the ship to reach orbit. +3 to Verdana

The Space Station summoned, but buffed.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458253067))

@teag: There's a Fortress waiting for you... anyone that tries to kill you while inside of it is gonna have a BAD TIME, as I now have enough firepower to two-shot any player who starts a fight inside. and because of the AG embassy, that means anyone who tries to target you while you're inside of the Fortress is just gonna flat-out die since no one who isn't AG currently has a reason to target you.

#itsalljustaprank

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458258695))

Also: Wearing people as armour is cruel and you shouldn't do it. thats the second time i made headlinz with mah extrem skilz

That's not supposed to be a good thing.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1458267324))

Verdana respawns a moment later, over near Alicia, mumbling something inaudible to himself.

You respawn.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1458267374))

Sorodin> I am willing to negotiate on whatever you came for. Just be warned, I'm not saying I'm accepting anything. Some Cat Related Destruction 11/15 (+2 from piono & FSBN) =============== Probably not a Cat 1/15 =============== Tell me the level of these alchemies, PLEASE! xD Awfully sorry about Nyan Cat, piono. Don't worry about attacking it, it was going to die anyway, at least you got some regen before his death. Sorodin goes into the AG Embassy and gives The Alchemy Turret Oblivion. Bob the Temmie will pull his trump card: he has an undodgeable attack. Since blocking an attack technically counts as dodging, Bob takes advantage of advantageous wording, and attacks Alicia, who can do nothing about it, since she acts at the end of the EoTB. Meowstic will use Psychic on a random non-godmodder PG.

Timed Bomb && Harness = Suicide Chestplate): A wearable item that makes you blow up and deal damage on death.
Bow || Ghast Tear && White Plasma Energy && Sans' Skull = Ghaster Blaster (Level 10)
Basilisk Eye && Tinted Glasses = Petrifying Gaze (Level 4): I'm pretty sure this isn't done yet, but not entirely.

You change zones, and the Alchemy Turret gains Oblivion.

Your entities will follow your orders.

Incubator Bunnycat Horde: We will grant you one wish, and you will spend the rest of your life fighting demons that plague humanity called Witches.

The fact that your talks with the bunnycats are going well somehow makes Alicia happy.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1458299792))

Assuming Verdana can act right now due to his respawning earlier this turn, he deceptively calmly rings up a pizza shop that for some inexplicable reason exists in an alternate universe where everything is good. The interdimensional pizza van drives up, and someone who looks like a demasked Walker hops out, tosses Verdana the pizza, and... drives off without requesting pay, straight through another interdimensional barrier and back to the GE universe. Verdana shrugs, opens the box, and decides that there's far too much pizza for him alone to eat. So he tosses a slice at the RED Space Soldier, takes a slice for himself, and sets the box down on a table, promptly forgetting about it. Yes, Walker's golden ending counterpart runs a pizzeria by himself. Don't ask. Blah blah player killing: 9/9 (I'm still holding onto this until I can get confirmation that I'll be able to use it) This charge was created solely to avoid wasting charge points so I will think of something later on maybe: either 5/15 or 6/15 depending on Verdana's life status (+3 from Teag) (+2 from Alicia)

Unfortunately, it takes the entire turn to respawn, so that charge is still at 5.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458308418))

@topaz: Are you talking to me? If so, superconductor supercomputer is 5, infinity fire bow is 2, if not, well, better safe than sorry. As for Nyan Cat, thanks for not being angry 2/6 for superconductor supercomputer 2/3 for infinity fire bow 2/10 for earthen rebirth 12/15 for earthen speed @topaz: Remember your +1s please. +1 to teag (here, since topaz hasn't returned mine for a while, and engie doesn't seem to be interested in returning yours, have a +1 to help you out), FBSN and battlefury Um... I don't really have anything I can do right now since trying to set up defensive buffs needs to wait for next round. Oh, I know! The earthquake, in a last final piece, launches the stone dentures up into the air and over the Fortress wall. They metamorphose into something completely different... And completely the capstone on top of the earth portal, bringing its max health up to the proper 15K ... Eric is still chatting with the faction leaders. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. Ilectricity (level 3): This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks. The Reforger (level 4): This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 12 finalbattlestartsnow: 11 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio.

The Earth Portal's max HP is raised to 15,000.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458311110))

Enchanted Diamond Helmet && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Helmet 6/6 Enchanted Diamond Chestplate && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate 6/6 Enchanted Obisidan Helmet: A helmet of cracked black obsidian, that glows with a pale blue sheen. Gives 1 armour. Enchanted Obsidian CHestplate: A chestplate of cracked black obsidian, that glows with a pale blue sheen. Gives 1 armour. Pindar runs back over to the alchemiter and dons both armour pieces. She examines the armour for a few minutes before yawning. She then reaches into her inventory, taking out and tossing a golden apple at itsjustaprankbro. She whispers to him. Hey, you should ally with my faction instead! We're not involved in this faction war, and why would you want to be anyways? Besides, do you really want to be on the same side as xX024AllScopeXx? His name's the edgiest thing I've seen since I was fourteen and in my goth phase... Anyways, I might appear on the same meta-faction or whatever-its-called as them, but that doesn't mean I'm in the same alliance! At the very least, you should hold off on making a choice until I make my case! Breakfast 2/15 A Most Secret Society 7/15 +3 to Crystal

justaprankbro eats it and gains Regeneration for 3 turns.

[itsjustaprankbro -> Pindar13]: Honestly, my faction just wants the base that Alicia promised. I didn't expect to get pulled into this war or this business about the fortress. I'll also talk about that with my faction when I get a chance to.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458313224))

/RP The semi-omniscient narrator's words appear in the air. You know Pindar, Eric may not be able to read whispers, but I can. Don't try and undermine him, he's not trying build up an army, he's just trying to convince them to let the Fortress be the world spawn point.

itsjustaprankbro: I don't blame her, she just wants to make some allies. We want to make some allies as well.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458313666))

Pindar responds into the global chat, causing some confusion amongst the playerbase. How can you... Really? Well that's certainly not what xX024AllScopeXx thought! It sure looks like he's on your side, doesn't it? But if that is the case, then I'm not undermining you at all, am I? It's not like I have an opposing spawn candidate! I like your spawn, I've been repairing it for the past few hours! If the spawn's all you care about, you should be happy enough to let him join me, no? /rp

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458314029))

/RP I can read it because I'm a semi-omniscient narrator. It comes with the territory. The issue here is that you ARE undermining it, even if not intentionally. Eric's trying to get things settled down enough to get a proper consensus. You can do your thing AFTER the decision is made, preferably not before. Of course, by this point, Eric and the faction leaders (other than justaprankbro, who has somewhat of an idea) are completely confused as to what's going on. Go back to your peace talks Eric, I'm having a private discussion. "THEN DO IT PRIVATELY! Can't you just speak into people's minds or something?" ... You know, for a semi-omniscient narrator, I seem to be rather incompetent. "Quite."

#onehundredandeleven

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Tac Nyan activates Death Ray, firing a 'rainbow' comprised of the different shades of black and white at the Space Soldier. It hits, and the Space Soldier feels death wash upon them, marking them for death and dealing 8,500 HP of damage. Bob the Temmie attempts to attack Alicia, but Alicia reminds everyone that she acts whenever they attack her by countering the attack and cutting Bob's arm off. Bob is even more sad about what Alicia has done to him, and Alicia convinces Bob to end his life. Bob has been killed.

Meowstic uses Psychic on the Fated to Die Squad, killing 8 of them. The Single Hellkite Dragon breathes fire on the Fated to Die Squad, killing 5 of them and setting some others on fire.

B1NARY respawns inside the Fortress. The RED Space Soldier uses Pattern Alpha on every Anti-Godmodder and the Fortress, targeting the Fortress twice but everything dodges except Tac Nyan, who is killed. The Anti-Descendants split their damage between Meowstic and the Hellkite Drake, dealing 6,000 HP of damage to both of them. anti-narration guns down Meowstic for 4,000 HP of damage.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana and teag2 and activates Aspects. She uses her admin powers to edit a massive nether portal in the sky, before a massive dragon flies out of it, emitting an aura of destruction. Destruction summoned. She can be seen visibly straining to keep Destruction in control, but she shrugs it off and pours a water bucket on the RED Space Soldier and the Anti-Descendants, removing Heavily Burning from them.

In the Fortress:
As the Earth Core and every Earth Build except the Shrine is at full health, it sends its healing to the Shrine. More Earth Minions spawn, and they heal the Shrine to full health. Also, the Earth Elementals have had their health nerfed slightly due to being summoned by another entitiy regularly.

The AG Embassy Turrets fire at the RED Space Soldier for 8,800 HP of damage.

~(Mod)~ itsjustaprankbro: Hey, so you know the battle that you told me to investigate?
~(Social Experimenting Mod)~ socialpranks9301: yeah?
~(Mod)~ itsjustaprankbro: First off, the owner of the fortress that magically became the spawnpoint wants me to protect it against Alicia.
~(Owner of Pranking)~ YTube0909: We wouldn't want to sabotage our base.
~(Mod)~ itsjustaprankbro: She doesn't seem like she's going to give us it any time soon.
~(Modgod)~ ACCEL: we know what's second
~(Mod)~ itsjustaprankbro: Second, a moderator of amostsecretsociety wants to ally with us.
~(Social Experimenting Mod)~ socialpranks9301: okay, why not?

Pindar notices a notification stating that PranksterCrew wants to ally with you. In the meantime, itsjustaprankbro joins up with Pindar, but will protect the fortress anyway.

[HOW TO PLAY]
There isn't much to say, but Alicia is weaker while Destruction is alive so she can't godmod attacks away as easily as well as deal as much damage.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Convince the players to your side.

[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Disable the Luminous Desert.
[AG]: Kill extremely powerful PG entities, such as Destruction and anti-narration

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Dim Dessert (Gives all Pro-Godmodders +10% attack and defense, requires effort to remove, all Anti-Godmodders have 4,000 HP of regeneration.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 14/20 HP
[AG] crystalcat/Mars: 10/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 20/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 1/20 HP, In the Space Station.

[AG] Meowstic: 60,000/70,000 HP, Listen: IIIIIIIIII, Stored Power: I
[AG] Single Hellkite Dragon: 54,000/60,000 HP

[N] Fortress: 104,000/105,000 HP, Regeneration: III, Possible default spawnpoint for PL players, Leads to the Fortress.

[PG] RED Space Soldier: 22,700/50,000 HP, Marked for Death, Receives 5,000 less damage from incoming attacks, Missile Barrage Pattern Beta: I, Explosives Barrage Pattern Gamma: II
[PG] Anti-Descendants: anti-narration: 5/5 HP, Player Strike Forces: 10/10 HP (x5), Fated to Die Squad: 1,000/1,000 (x87), Deals criticals towards Descendants.
[PG] Space Station: 25,000/25,000 HP, Shields: 10,000/10,000 HP, Anti-Fighter Laser Beams: 2,000/2,000 HP (x2), Weak Anti-Ground Laser: 4,000/4,000 HP (x1), Power Usage: IIIIIIIIII, In Orbit: III
[PG] Destruction: 125,000/125,000 HP

[GM] Alicia111: 48/50 HP, Fortress Busters: IIIII

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 6/20 HP, Has 1 Armour, Well Fed: I
[N] NumberSoup/Pindar13: 20/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities, as well as Fortress entities gaining Double-Action against them. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, High Regeneration: III
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, Consulting Faction: II
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x8), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] Earth Barracks: 15,000/15,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x25)
[N] Earth Shrine: 8,500/15,000 HP, Earth Sprites: 2,500/2,500 HP (x4), Rock Launch: III
[N] Earth Portal: 15,000/15,000 HP, Minor Earth Elemental: 10,000/10,000 HP, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III, Summoning: IIII
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.

[PG-PL] B1NARY: 20/20 HP (x3), Zero-One-Zero-One: IIAS Y0U MENT10NED EARL1ER, A T1MEL1NE C0NTR0LLED BY A B1NARY? S0UNDS ABS0LUTELY PERFECT.

AG Embassy:
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 4/20 HP

[AG] Defense Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP
[AG] Alchemy Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP, Using: Oblivion (Level 2)



Originally posted on 2016-03-18 16:20:00

You missed Pindar equipping two +1 armour alchemies.

amostsecretsociety has accepted an alliance with PranksterCrew

Semi-what? Okay, you know what, it doesn't matter now! We've both gotten what we wanted, Mister Floaty Text!

Pindar hops over the alchemiter and heads toward the trio of players. She offers itsjustaprankbro a handshake. Afterwards, she turns to Eric, and offers him a handshake as well. At the same time, she whispers to him.

I don't know how your friend can see people's private conversations, but consider me suspicious of you both...

She makes a violent motion towards Eric with her other hand, and an object flies towards him. It shatters when it hits his side, pink healing liquid spilling out, quickly negating any cuts from the broken glass, before healing some of his previous wounds.

Whoops!

Enchanted Diamond Sword && Block of Obsidian = Obsidian Blade 1/6
Enchanted Bow && Redstone Repeater && Block of Obsidian = Obsidian Chainbow 1/6

Breakfast 3/15
A Most Secret Society 8/15

+3 to Crystal



Originally posted on 2016-03-18 21:01:00

Spongebawb steps on the beach.


1+ to ponio
1+ topaz
1+ to final battle
8/15 Anti-Fort Buster
1/5 Dank Dancing Dark Devastating Hat

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 21:52:00

@consumer: Question, why haven't I regained health from Well Fed?
4/6 for the superconductor supercomputer
3/3 for the infinity fire bow: Exactly what it says on the tin. A bow with the infinity and fire enchants on it.
3/10 for earthen rebirth
13/15 for earthen speed
+1 to teag, FBSN and battlefury

Eric nods.
"I understand, it was originally meant to be an effort to repair the original spawn point..."
I said I was sorry, okay?
"This is the problem with only having a SEMI-omniscient narrator backing you up."
I apologized already! Jeez!
"Anyways, I'll defer to your judgement on the matter, I'll even try to help you assign the spawn point to where you want it if you don't want it here, although that might still be difficult with Alicia bent on... whatever it is she's bent on."

Well, okay then. Have it your way.
We'll stay Neutral.
FOR NOW...
Be aware, there WILL be repercussions.
Because, funnily enough?
Eric may not have experience killing Godmodders.
But I do.
Have a good day Alicia, or don't. Your choice.
Oh, and as a side note.
The original world spawn had protections too.
Look what happened to it.

Eric winces when the healing potion hits him.
"Ow."
He nods to Pindar though.
"I apologize for him, I couldn't get rid of him even if I wanted to, he's the entire reason I exist right now."
"I understand your suspicions, but I appreciate the help you've offered, so if there are any favors you need from me, I'll see about helping you if I can."

Alicia is suddenly struck from all sides by massive walls of earth.
You see?
The words appear within her mind. No one can listen in on this conversation.
Repercussions.
The stone dentures bite the closest thing to a nose Minecraftians have. This winds up just meaning it takes a chunk out of her face.
The Fortress is a stated neutral ground, and I'm going to honor Eric's wishes to keep it that way.
A giant wave of earth spikes rockets towards Alicia.
But I'm definitely not going to let you tear my plans down in the meantime.
And they curl back around when she deflects them, more coming from behind, preventing her from just being able to smash her way through them all.
He's expendable.
Rocks assail her from all sides.
The Fortress is not.
Earth and rock is climbing up over head. Is... is she sinking into the ground?
So for right now, I need both.
No. The earth is rising up around her. And the attacks are coming on far too fast and furious for her to do anything about it.
You, my friend, are NOT at the top of the pecking order.
The sky blacks out. Alicia can't see anything. Or wouldn't, were she not a Godmodder, but this earthen tomb is STILL not a good thing.
Not by a long shot.
The spikes and rock continue washing inwards. The rate at which Alicia is having to block incoming blows is absurd.
I may not be able to kill you immediately...
This is tiring, perhaps... A godmodder's armor is strong enough to withstand most blows, is it not?
Oh, you think your armor will save you?
A rock suddenly slices up the back of her armor. It cuts all the way through and Alicia watches with alarm as her armor rating drops. No damage though, thank goodness.
Here's a hint.
A sudden barrage of rock projectiles materializes out of thin air, launching at her at relativistic speeds.
That's not what's keeping you alive right now.
She spins around, barely deflecting all of them, and spins out away from where she was, attempting to break through the roof of the dome she's in.
The bigger fish is. Because you see, I'm not at the top of the food chain either.
Alicia slams into the ceiling. No dice. It holds steady, although it does crack a little bit.
The Narrative. Have you heard of that before? Regardless, it's the biggest fish in the multiverse. And it wants you alive.
She slams into it again. Yes! Sunlight!
For now.
She slams into it... or not. It appears she noticed my trap. There were spikes there, more armor piercing spikes. And no, the dome would NOT have given in to her godmodding powers. Not just yet anyways.
Mark my words Alicia...
She zooms around throughout the artificial cavern, chased by the storm of earth attacks. This is worse than anything Touhou could possibly throw at her.
When this war is over, I'll be standing on top.
Everything has begun shuddering. Why did she not notice before? Of course, because everything was ALREADY moving. In her direction. With spikes.
Not you. Me.
And then the dome implodes, everything caving in on her all at once.
Think about your decisions. They mean more to your life than you think.
She looks around. That was scarier than she anticipated being able to come from the Descendants. Even if... the narrator isn't a proper Descendant? He probably isn't capable of respawning, so he probably doesn't count.
She then notices something. Despite the entire storm of attacks and massive stream of cuts through her armor, she doesn't appear to have taken any damage from that!
No, no you haven't.
That was not my intention.
Had I actually tried to harm you, the Narrative would have been more likely to intervene, or perhaps the GM themselves.
As it is, enjoy having to actively BLOCK all the incoming attacks until you can get your armor fixed.
We'll talk again later.
((action summary: Massive stream of attacks that were mysteriously able to pierce through Alicia's Godmodding abilities. No damage, but her armor's been nullified, further amplifying her weakness while Destruction is on the field))

Inside the Fortress:
The words hover in mid-air.
Her Eric, Alicia's almost finished with a big anti-Fortress charge.
"Oh jeez. I'll get the archons ready."
He turns to look at the three faction mods with him.
"Looks like I'm going to have to hold up on my end of the bargain and keep the spawn point from getting wrecked. You guys do what you want,



Originally posted on 2016-03-18 22:30:00

I proceed to tell the sad story of a world were Alicia was canon. All was well on ascensioncraft...
Until....
One day, a godmodder, with the rank of omega-plus came on the server...
And ruined poor Alicia's existence.

Oh, did i mention that it is entirely possible for this to be canon? All it has to do is occur during either the golden age or the Zeroth War. It is entirly possible that Alicia will just get nuked by Richard.


1+ to ponio
1+ topaz
1+ to final battle
10/15 Anti-Fort Buster (1+ piono)
2/5 Dank Dancing Dark Devastating Hat

Originally posted on 2016-03-18 23:28:00