I do whatever I can to heal myself, and continue my charge. (6/10) (+1 from Alicia)
Additionally, I give +3 to Verdana/Engie.

Originally posted on 2016-03-15 22:14:00

Dawn 7/15 (+3 from NumberSoup.)
Second Breath 7/15 (+3 from NumberSoup.)
+3 to NumberSoup

Mars looks puzzled for a second - that attack would have completely destroyed any non-divine-tier spell - before deciding to try a different tack.
>Sorcery
>Sapphire Countermagic
>Stunt
>Use Peripheral Essence
Mars floats into the air entirely unsupported, great diagrams and runes of golden energy drawing themselves behind them. Chanting an unpronounceable string of syllables, they thrust their hands forward, the diagrams and runes dissolving entirely into golden power and flowing into the pockmark on the sand left by their previous attempt to dispel the light of the Luminous Desert. With a rumbling, an explosion of golden energy and purest sunlight blasts out of the impact point, ripping the light surrounding everything to shreds. When Mars lands from their temporary flight, a golden symbol blazes on their brow, even floating in front of the face-concealing helmet - a classic depiction of a sun, eight rays surrounding a hollow circle. 

>Investigate Alchemiter
Mars walks up to the Alchemiter, before deciding to try a bit of alchemy.
Vial of Water && Essence of Healing == Healing Potion 1/?

>Respond to FBSN
Mars turns to the Umbral One, and said being is shortly the recipient of another of their indefinable grinning looks.
"I think that, in a short amount of time, you'll realize the pseudonym is apt."

Originally posted on 2016-03-16 01:46:00

Spongebawb moves to the Battlefield and reperforms the attack
Reperformed attack:
Spongebawb tosses Dog Residue at B1nary. He quicky tosses it away, but the power of DOG causes him to instead use it, booting all the useful items from his inventory and covering him in Dog Residue. Then, dozen of Wolfs, hungry for Dog Salad and having picked up the scent of DOG on him, try to eat him. Did i mention they were hell wolves? Wi th diamond fangs? And Exoskeletons made of steel? Oh, and they spit fire.

Meanwhile, i cast a volley of elemental magicks at him. Firstly, a glacial wave of ice magicks gets him to chill out and stop stressing out... By freezing him. Spongebob then fills the Storage Cannons with a Shatter Spell and fire magicks. The Shatter Spell shatters his frozen body while the fire magic melts and chars what remains. His bodily pieces are then tossed to the wolves, before being dropped into a magma cube. Said Magma Cube eventually becomes one with the lava. Then the lava somehow ends up in the end, where it cools. Then the enderdragon builds towers of obsidian, with a crystal on top. Then, an idiot blows up the tower with Obsidian Tnt. Then Spongebawb stomps on what remains of his genetic DNA. Then, Plankton are released to eat his DNA. Then, spongebawb infects him with the Then virus, causing him to use "then" in every sentence. Without his typing quirk.

Spongebawb then infects the plankton who ate his DNA with a lethal virus, destroying every cell in their body. Just to be sure, he tosses the dead cells into a redmatter bomb then blows it up in the void of the End.

As he respawns , B1nary is greeted by being hit by a massive lightning storm while constantly soaked in oil.



1+ to ponio
1+ topaz
1+ to final battle
2/15
2/15


Originally posted on 2016-03-16 02:28:00

Okay, question. What happens to an aspect of the Red Dragon when they're killed?

Verdana decides that there is a serious risk of Bob overuse due to the two entities with those names being present, and he decides to rectify this problem by unleashing many, many fireballs at both of them. The fireball storm intensifies as it continues, eventually sweeping Bob and Bob away in a torrent of flame, carrying them straight into the heart of the place that only just recently suffered a severe case of paradox. The ticking of clocks can be heard as both of them are punted back in time to around the time when the paradox roll was made, meaning they're caught in the middle of an event that already happened and suffer damage that they had previously avoided taking. As a result, both of their health bars enter a state of uncertainty, not entirely fixed in any one state, and in the confusion, due to being identical in name, one of them picks up the health bar that the other was supposed to be using! So, not only has Bob taken damage from something that they weren't near, but it was instead transferred to Bob and vice versa! At this point, not even Verdana knows what the hell he intended to do with this.

So he opens a portal and throws Bob and Bob into the Nether because why the hell not.

RED Space Soldier: 12/15 (+1 from Alicia, +3 from Teag)
Player Killing: 5/9 (+1 from Alicia)

+2 to Teag for the sake of charge completion, +1 to Alicia because otherwise it'd be a waste of charge

Originally posted on 2016-03-16 10:05:00

Pindar continues to fidget with the Alchemiter. However, she quickly realizes the machine doesn't need constant supervision. She leans against it, and takes another look around the fortress. She quickly focuses on the still damaged Earth Portal again. Pindar reaches into her inventory, and takes out a splash potion of health. She does a casual underhand throw of the potion towards the portal. It falls well short, but hits the side of the Earth Barracks, shattering.

I meant to do that!

Also, potions can heal buildings because they do.

Enchanted Diamond Helmet && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Helmet 2/6
Enchanted Diamond Chestplate && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate 2/6

Regeneration 10/15 (Crystal x3)
A Most Secret Society 3/15

+3 to Crystal

Originally posted on 2016-03-16 14:30:00

Ack, I forgot to hand out my +1s last post
@numbersoup: Thank.
+1 to battlefury, FBSN and topaz twice (so +2 effectively)
2/5 for the Reforger
2/4 for ilectricity
7/10 for earthen defenses
7/15 for earthen speed



Originally posted on 2016-03-16 15:42:00

Pindar is retroactively moved to the Fortress, but somehow still hits the outside Luminous Archon as hitting the other one would have changed the EoTB. I'll definitely avoid making mistakes like that again.

Also, NumberSoup, since you're here, can you remove the current poll? The vote is virtually done, and the consensus appears to be that I should slow down slightly with the plot.

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QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458070744))

@FBSN: ...okay then. Oh, Alicia built this spawn? It's nice! Pindar turns to Eric as he thanks her, and hesitates before responding. Uh... you're welcome? She watches Eric as he leaves the fortress. They sure added some sweet mods since I was gone! I'm surprised my laptop is handling them so well! Pindar wanders over towards the Earth Portal, and examines it. She had barely felt the explosion, but it's clear the portal was heavily damaged by it. She takes a stack of stone out of her inventory, and starts placing blocks of stone into the damaged parts of the portal. The effectiveness of this is questionable. After a few minutes, she stops, seemingly satisfied for the moment. ...shouldn't spawn be protected against grief? Pocketing the unused stone, Pindar quickly returns to the Alchemiter. She pauses in thought for a second, then sweeps the diamond leggings and boots off the machine. They fall noisily onto the ground. She plops another block of obsidian on top of the first. Let's try this again! Enchanted Diamond Helmet && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Helmet 1/6 Enchanted Diamond Chestplate && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate 1/6 Regeneration 6/15 (Piono x1) A Most Secret Society 2/15 +3 to Crystal (Yeah, I'm never going to return +1s, Piono/anyone else that isn't Crystal)

**Divinity Alicia111: Unfortunately, I didn't build it. I'm going to replace it soon, as it isn't in the best condition, to say the least.
The Earth Portal is healed by 8,000 HP.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458076886))

What, you're nerfing me for chaining together stuff? Just because they have a common theme doesn't mean that it should trigger the curse of repetition *points to the spree of cat summonings* Curse of repetition is supposed to counter when the SAME THING is summoned repeatedly. Variations on a theme have always been perfectly fine. @numbersoup: Yeah, it was just a +1 saying thanks for trying to help out with the archon. I was expecting my base to get trashed eventually but I was hoping that consumer would wait for it to become big enough for the fall of the Fortress to actually be interesting instead of cheap-shotting my summon like has happened to just about everything I've tried to do so far. Forever furnace AND The Unforger: The Reforger, 1/5 battery pack AND iron ingot AND computer: ilectricity, 1/4 4/10 for earthen defenses 4/15 for earthen speed Eric somehow presses F3 and looks at that stats. "What the..." Oops, my bad. "Okay, fine, you know what, the Fortress was SUPPOSED to be fixing up the lobby." "Do everyone a favor, y'know?" "Mr. Narrator, please prop up a vote, let the server give their voice." "Do they want to return to the old, completely flux-tainted and utterly trashed pile of rubble that is currently the old world-spawn, or do they want to stick with the Fortress?" Ah, yeah, I'll see to that. My apologies, looks like the narrator dun goofed. I put up a vote on the server, utilizing my semi-omniscient narrator powers. It doesn't clog anything up, it just puts up a vote. And is inexplicably capable of deflecting Alicia's bot/alt traffic, so each IRL person only gets 1 vote. Being a semi-omniscient narrator has its perks sometimes. "You still can't eat chocolate." *sad* "Jeez, I can't leave that place for half a minute and you trash it." Eric moves over to the fortress and pulls out the Unforger. "Guess I gotta repair some stuffs." He immediately jumps around the outside of the Fortress walls, hammering and banging on various different holes. Due to game logic, this magically restores large quantities of health, even better because hammers were MADE to hit stuff with, and wrenches work just fine already. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 9 finalbattlestartsnow: 10 pricey: 4 topaz: 17 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio.

The reason the Curse of Repetitiveness effected your weaker summons is because your Earthen Building charges are extremely similar in function and were summoned within a few of your posts as well as being all assists to the Fortress, which would weaken it slightly. I'll admit that the Core, due to being highly different from the other charges shouldn't have been nerfed as much as the Portal. Sorodin's cat summons have been very different so far, and Tac Nyan was nerfed by the OP Scale.

Opinions are divided, but most of the server would like a more normal lobby instead of a highly defensive Fortress or a trashed platform.

The Fortress is healed by 12,800 HP.

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1458080076))

I do whatever I can to heal myself, and continue my charge. (6/10) (+1 from Alicia) Additionally, I give +3 to Verdana/Engie.

You heal 4 HP.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1458083791))

I Choose You! 14/15 =============== (+3 from places. No really, I'm too lazy to go back and figure it out right now.) Some Cat 1/15 =============== +3 piono I promise I'll stop summoning cats soon. Soon. I vote for the Fortress. Toy Knife || Steel = Real Knife 1/??? Sorodin takes a look at the EoTB of last turn and smirks. Out of nowhere, a Rainbow Bomb comes hurtling at Alicia111. She probably dodges it, before taking a look at the Update Terminal herself, and seeing that, despite the attack Nyan Cat obviously just executed, RAINBOW BOMB IS CHARGED 2/3.  Alicia is confused, before she looks back at the ate terminal, where Rainbow Bomb ALSO had 2/3 charge. She turns around to see the Rainbow Bomb hurtling back her with the power of the Narrative's Mistake. That's gotta hurt, and nobody can dodge forever.

Toy Knife || Steel = Knife (Level 1)
The mistake is corrected, weakening the Rainbow Bomb, allowing Alicia to sidestep it.

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1458092790))

Dawn 7/15 (+3 from NumberSoup.) Second Breath 7/15 (+3 from NumberSoup.) +3 to NumberSoup Mars looks puzzled for a second - that attack would have completely destroyed any non-divine-tier spell - before deciding to try a different tack. >Sorcery >Sapphire Countermagic >Stunt >Use Peripheral Essence Mars floats into the air entirely unsupported, great diagrams and runes of golden energy drawing themselves behind them. Chanting an unpronounceable string of syllables, they thrust their hands forward, the diagrams and runes dissolving entirely into golden power and flowing into the pockmark on the sand left by their previous attempt to dispel the light of the Luminous Desert. With a rumbling, an explosion of golden energy and purest sunlight blasts out of the impact point, ripping the light surrounding everything to shreds. When Mars lands from their temporary flight, a golden symbol blazes on their brow, even floating in front of the face-concealing helmet - a classic depiction of a sun, eight rays surrounding a hollow circle. >Investigate Alchemiter Mars walks up to the Alchemiter, before deciding to try a bit of alchemy. Vial of Water && Essence of Healing == Healing Potion 1/? >Respond to FBSN Mars turns to the Umbral One, and said being is shortly the recipient of another of their indefinable grinning looks. "I think that, in a short amount of time, you'll realize the pseudonym is apt."

Vial of Water && Essence of Healing == ERROR, REQUIRES BREWERY!
Alchemy upgrades may also be a thing that somebody may want to expend their charges on.

The Luminous Dessert wavers quite a bit, significantly weakening the light. It happens to still be there, but can't summon another entity. Alicia redirects it's remaining energies to buffing the Pro-Godmodders.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458095330))

Spongebawb moves to the Battlefield and reperforms the attack Reperformed attack: Spongebawb tosses Dog Residue at B1nary. He quicky tosses it away, but the power of DOG causes him to instead use it, booting all the useful items from his inventory and covering him in Dog Residue. Then, dozen of Wolfs, hungry for Dog Salad and having picked up the scent of DOG on him, try to eat him. Did i mention they were hell wolves? Wi th diamond fangs? And Exoskeletons made of steel? Oh, and they spit fire. Meanwhile, i cast a volley of elemental magicks at him. Firstly, a glacial wave of ice magicks gets him to chill out and stop stressing out... By freezing him. Spongebob then fills the Storage Cannons with a Shatter Spell and fire magicks. The Shatter Spell shatters his frozen body while the fire magic melts and chars what remains. His bodily pieces are then tossed to the wolves, before being dropped into a magma cube. Said Magma Cube eventually becomes one with the lava. Then the lava somehow ends up in the end, where it cools. Then the enderdragon builds towers of obsidian, with a crystal on top. Then, an idiot blows up the tower with Obsidian Tnt. Then Spongebawb stomps on what remains of his genetic DNA. Then, Plankton are released to eat his DNA. Then, spongebawb infects him with the Then virus, causing him to use "then" in every sentence. Without his typing quirk. Spongebawb then infects the plankton who ate his DNA with a lethal virus, destroying every cell in their body. Just to be sure, he tosses the dead cells into a redmatter bomb then blows it up in the void of the End. As he respawns , B1nary is greeted by being hit by a massive lightning storm while constantly soaked in oil. 1+ to ponio 1+ topaz 1+ to final battle 2/15 2/15

B1NARY is vaporised, gaining one stack of Overkill.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1458122733))

Okay, question. What happens to an aspect of the Red Dragon when they're killed? Verdana decides that there is a serious risk of Bob overuse due to the two entities with those names being present, and he decides to rectify this problem by unleashing many, many fireballs at both of them. The fireball storm intensifies as it continues, eventually sweeping Bob and Bob away in a torrent of flame, carrying them straight into the heart of the place that only just recently suffered a severe case of paradox. The ticking of clocks can be heard as both of them are punted back in time to around the time when the paradox roll was made, meaning they're caught in the middle of an event that already happened and suffer damage that they had previously avoided taking. As a result, both of their health bars enter a state of uncertainty, not entirely fixed in any one state, and in the confusion, due to being identical in name, one of them picks up the health bar that the other was supposed to be using! So, not only has Bob taken damage from something that they weren't near, but it was instead transferred to Bob and vice versa! At this point, not even Verdana knows what the hell he intended to do with this. So he opens a portal and throws Bob and Bob into the Nether because why the hell not. RED Space Soldier: 12/15 (+1 from Alicia, +3 from Teag) Player Killing: 5/9 (+1 from Alicia) +2 to Teag for the sake of charge completion, +1 to Alicia because otherwise it'd be a waste of charge

**Divinity Alicia111: I... have no idea. Probably just vaporised, the Dragon is big enough to regenerate Aspects, even those being the exact same as ones that have already appeared/
The Bobs start glitching out and take 11 damage each.
Alicia uses the assist to boost the Anti-Descendants charge to be even with the rest of the charges. It appears that her projects can not take more than 1 assist.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458138619))

Pindar continues to fidget with the Alchemiter. However, she quickly realizes the machine doesn't need constant supervision. She leans against it, and takes another look around the fortress. She quickly focuses on the still damaged Earth Portal again. Pindar reaches into her inventory, and takes out a splash potion of health. She does a casual underhand throw of the potion towards the portal. It falls well short, but hits the side of the Earth Barracks, shattering. I meant to do that! Also, potions can heal buildings because they do. Enchanted Diamond Helmet && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Helmet 2/6 Enchanted Diamond Chestplate && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate 2/6 Regeneration 10/15 (Crystal x3) A Most Secret Society 3/15 +3 to Crystal

The Earth Barracks are healed by 10,000 HP.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458142970))

Ack, I forgot to hand out my +1s last post @numbersoup: Thank. +1 to battlefury, FBSN and topaz twice (so +2 effectively) 2/5 for the Reforger 2/4 for ilectricity 7/10 for earthen defenses 7/15 for earthen speed Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 10 finalbattlestartsnow: 10 pricey: 4 topaz: 20 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio.

#charaisinnocent
[END OF TURN BATTLE
The Anti-Godmodders have good relations with the Fortress, don't want to provoke the players and know they don't have a chance of harming Alicia, so they decide to organise a magical attack storm on the Luminous Ghost. Nyan Cat begins with a Rainbow Bomb on the Ghost, which counts as magical and Confuses it as well as dealing 12,000 damage. Tac Nyan spins extremely quickly around the Bobs, allowing them to hit the Ghost with enough Tac Nyan aura to count as magical, finishing it off.

The two players decide to go check out the Fortress, to see if it is indeed worthy of being a new spawnpoint.

Alicia is not at all happy with her recent performance, so gives Verdana and teag2 a +2 before going into field wiping mode. She notices that every Anti-Godmodder entity has another Anti-Godmodder entity that is basically a twin of it, so decides to convince them that the other is their evil twin, and by convince, I mean brainwash them. Tac Nyan and Nyan Cat duel, automatically dealing 1 Bite of damage to each other before breaking out and realising that consuming each other is effectively cannibalism, so don't gain Well Fed, while Bob and Bob fight, with Bob the Temmie killing Bob the Zombie at the cost of taking 5 damage, and being saddened that he killed his namesake, not attacking next turn.

She then attacks the Descendants. First, the One is bombarded with a ray of light straight to his eyes, taking 10 damage. Next, Sorodin gets mauled by a dog comprised completely of hot air, drying up and taking 8 damage as well as burning. Third, Mars finds themselves staring down a very confused Dragonblood, who does what they know best and maims the Anathema for 10 damage before teleporting back to Creation. Finally, piono is hit to the side by a very sharp lance of air to the side for 9 damage, including armour.

Meanwhile, the Fortress produces more entities and every Fortress entity is healed by 1,250 HP.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Convince the players to your side.

[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Disable the Luminous Desert.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Dim Dessert (Gives all Pro-Godmodders +20% attack and defense, requires effort to remove, all Anti-Godmodders have 4,000 HP of regeneration.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 10/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 4/20 HP
[AG] crystalcat/Mars: 6/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 10/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 6/20 HP, Has 1 Armour

[PG] engie/Verdana: 8/20 HP
[PG] teag2: 7/20 HP

[AG] Nyan Cat: 2/6 Bites, Gives Well-Fed on hit, Confuses (20%), Very Evasive (45%), Rainbow Bomb: III, Rainbow Veil: IIIII, MEOW: III, Hyperdeath: IIIIIIIIII.
[AG] Tac Nyan: 2/3 Bites, Gives Well-Starved on hit, Moderately Evasive (35%), Marks for Death (10%), Instantly-Kills (1%), Death Ray: IIII, Waffle Wevenge: IIIIII, Unending Blackness: IIIIIIII
[AG] Bob (the Temmie): 15/30 HP, Has 2 Armour, Attacks can not be dodged, Temmie Flakezzz?: III

[N] Fortress: 57,800/70,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint to PL players, Leads to the Fortress.

[PG-PL] B1NARY: 0/20 HP (x4), Overkill: I, Zero-One-Zero-One: IIAS Y0U MENT10NED EARL1ER, A T1MEL1NE C0NTR0LLED BY A B1NARY? S0UNDS ABS0LUTELY PERFECT.

[GM] Alicia111: 48/50 HP, Anti-Descendants: III, How Badly Do You Like Cats?: III, Aspects: IIII, Fortress Busters: IIIII

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[N] NumberSoup/Pindar13: 20/20 HP

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities, as well as Fortress entities gaining Double-Action against them. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, Can be convinced to join a side.
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, Can be convinced to join a side.
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x8), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] Earth Barracks: 15,000/15,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x20)
[N] Earth Shrine: 7,250/15,000 HP, Earth Sprites: 2,500/2,500 HP (x3), Rock Launch: III
[N] Earth Portal: 12,250/12,000 HP, Summoning: IIII
[N] Earth Core: 21,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.

AG Embassy:
[AG] Defense Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP
[AG] Alchemy Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP, Must have a ranged alchemy attached to it to work.



Originally posted on 2016-03-16 18:13:00

Okay, I can understand the slight number of posts having an effect on it. I'll just summon all three buildings with one, simultaneous charge in the future to avoid the curse of repetition kicking in.
+1 to battlefury, FBSN and topaz
3/5 for the Reforger
3/4 for ilectricity
8/10 for earthen defenses.
8/15 for earthen speed.

Eric re-enters the Fortress and approaches itsjustaprankbro and xX024AllScopeXx.
"As you can see gentlemen, the facility is still under construction, however, I believe you'll find what is already present to your liking."
Indeed, upon closer inspection, the facility really IS still under construction. The Fortress is already a very impressive building, with impressive aesthetics and a number of different rooms and domes.
The two can see a number of different players wandering around and hanging out. Since the wisps retrieve all dropped items, dying here doesn't seem to make people lose their stuff since they can just go retrieve it from the Lost and Found.
It appears to not only be an exceptional fortress, but a rather high quality spawn point in and of itself, which appears to account for why it has less hp than was initially designed.
"Afraid not all the utilities are up yet. The public blast furnaces and various fire features are gonna get introduced once the earthworks are done, and the water features are coming after that. Not certain how long it'll be until the teleporters go up, it'll probably be a while though."
"As a side note, I'm wondering whether people will mind if I open up a faction of my own, specifically for keeping people from wrecking this place, do you think anyone will mind having Groundskeepers around?"
Surprise surprise. It appears that Eric was serious when he said the fortress was meant to benefit everyone.
"Yup. Cool spawnpoint for the players, nice defensive position where I can avoid getting stabbed, and something fancy enough to attract more players for Alicia to pick upon."

Okay, since Eric is busy trying to talk the two faction leaders into letting the Fortress stay the world spawn, I guess it's up to me to perform the actual action for this round.
Erm... let's focus on making sure the Fortress walls don't cave in on themselves. They're looking pretty good, but you can never be too safe.
A freak earthquake suddenly erupts, pushing large amounts of earth and rock upwards, lifting up part of the tectonic plates beneath the server. Yes, Minecraft has geology now. Get used to it.
This, by sheer luck, happens to move the walls upwards with natural rock to replace the portions that were damaged, and since the walls were already made of natural rock, this only heals it instead of dealing damage to counteract it.
...
I was gonna attack Nyan Cat, but I don't want to trash Eric's reputation with the AGs...

Excuse me ma'am.
Alicia whirls around when she hears the voice.
It appears to be a single earth archon. Not a warrior like from the barracks, this guy seems to be a diplomat.
My superiors were wondering if we could work out some sort peace treaty or truce?
Wait, hold on, did Eric okay this?
No, I believe he was out discussing property damage with the madame here when the elemental lords deigned to send me out here.
Fine, you know what?
Serves you right when Alicia smashes your head in.

The earth archons and sprites will repair the earth shrine (as a note, the earth portal got overhealed by 250 health, that's not supposed to be possible. Just thought I'd warn you of that.) The earth core will repair itself. The wisps will sit there and act as benevolent watchers over the Fortress like they always do.

Yo Eric, the archons sent a diplomat out to Alicia.
"Wait what?"
"That was fast. Wait, a diplomat?"
"Not an embassy of destruction?
No. A diplomat.
"That's... interesting. Not certain whether good or bad kind of interesting. I'm going to..."
Eric turns around as he realizes that the two faction leaders are looking at him like he's crazy.
"You forgot to turn on your subtitles."
Oh, I did, didn't I?
Silly me.
The words suddenly hover in mid-air. Everyone, even those incapable of reading the update terminal can see any of my text that's italicized.
"Much better."
"justaprankbro, AllScope, meet the semi-omniscient narrator."
A pleasure to make your acquaintances.



Originally posted on 2016-03-16 20:27:00

Oh? I think it's pretty nice! But I'm sure you'll replace it with something even better!

Pindar watches Eric speak to the two players, curious as to how the mod Eric seems to be using works. After about a minute, she grows bored, and quickly climbs to top of the fortress' walls. She scans the horizon for a few seconds, before spotting the nearby battle.

Ooh, some sort of faction war! Probably best not to get involved...

Pindar pauses for a second, unsure of what to do. None of her faction members are on... May as well hang around spawn until they come on. She looks over the edge of the wall, finding a spot that seems particularly damaged. She empties a bucket of lava on top of the spot, waits a few seconds, then retrieves the lava. She then pours a bucket of water on the same spot. The water quickly catches up to the lava, reinforcing the wall with a thick layer of cobblestone as the two liquids interact. Pindar retrieves her water, then looks for another damaged spot to repeat the process.

Enchanted Diamond Helmet && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Helmet 3/6
Enchanted Diamond Chestplate && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate 3/6

Regeneration 11/15
A Most Secret Society 4/15

+3 to Crystal

Originally posted on 2016-03-16 20:56:00

Spongebawb decides to get some Verdana Armor, an upgrade from his current lack of armor! But first, he must find the rare Verdana Ore! Luckily for him, some is already on the battlefleid! He walks up to Verdana with a Efficiency x Fortune x Plasma Pickaxe, which, in addition to mining quickly, also forges the ore mined into multiple ingots per ore. Verdana figures out how the "auto-forge" thing works when Spongebawb begins "mining" him, as the plasma melts him into a pool of molten liquid, because SCIENCE.

Then, Spongebawb watches as the Verdana-Pool-Of-Molten-Metal cools down, becoming ingots. Due to the extremely rapid cooling and large number of impurity's, it is not ready. Firstly, he must remove the hostile soul within the ingots. Spongebawb stuffs the Ingots in a Soul and Life Draining Furnace, which smelts and drains Verdana's soul/lifeforce. Verdana's soul is in immense agony as it is slowly reduced to a puddle, all of the power inheritant in a soul/life force thingie. (I forget if Verdana is another robot or not)

Then, he goes to a Impurity Remover 99999999999999999999999999999999, capable of removing all impuritys from everything. Including the bits and pieces binding Verdana's Soul to the ingots. He expects freedom as he finally is released from the Verdana Ingots, but his soul analouge is drained of power, and thusly, is trapped. It cannot move, and is thus forced to extremely loosely haunt the metal, not giving or altering it's property's, but still being forced to haunt it. Finally, Spongebawb runs it though the Ingot Empowering Machine. With the brittleness from the impurity removed, and the Verdana ingots having reach the highest possible hardness without enchants or outside infulences, the Ingots are empowered massively. Then, he forges them into Verdana Armor at a Anvil, before enchanting the armor with the best possible enchants for armor using books and an anvil, and wears it, using it as a new set of armor.


#revengeforAGplayergenocide





1+ to ponio
1+ topaz
1+ to final battle
6/15(3+ from piono)
2/15

Originally posted on 2016-03-16 22:10:00

/null. engie, if you don't take advantage of battlefury's attack in some fashion I will be sorely disappointed.

Hey consumer, I rolled a 10 on the little dice roller ma-bobber. What does that translate into on the spell cards?

Originally posted on 2016-03-16 22:12:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458166374))

/null. engie, if you don't take advantage of battlefury's attack in some fashion I will be sorely disappointed. Hey consumer, I rolled a 10 on the little dice roller ma-bobber. What does that translate into on the spell cards?

Would gladly trade Spongebawb armor in exchange for keeping Verdana armor.
Because making armor out of entity's is cool. Right?
Right?
Also thanks for the action so i can reduce Verdana's abilty to interfere.
Also, you may have misinterpited the effects of Verdana's soul-analouge being stuck in the armor- As i said, it is VERY loosy haunted, and his soul SHOULD be drained from the furnace before. He is basically stuck inside the armor with no way to infulence things.
/null above this point

Spongebawb tosses a Doge at Teag. The Doge decides that he is unworthy of wow life, much living. it fires a very death, much kill beam at Teag. He becomes very with the doge. His face wow much into doge. Sadly, a dogeface does not go well with the human body and is promptly wow, rejection, much sadness by the body.

#revengeforAGplayergenocide
Then, he prepares to multitask- by draining light.

He strikes the golden Spatula into the Dim Dessert, and as he plunges it in, a holy light flows into the Gold Hydro Dynamic With Docking Ports Omni-Cooking Modular Spatula, draining the dessert of light.
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here he comes


1+ to ponio
1+ topaz
1+ to final battle
7/15 Anti-Fort Buster
4/15

Originally posted on 2016-03-16 22:28:00

I Choose You! 15/15

Sorodin throws out a Pokeball. Just that. Nothing complicated.
Out comes a cat, but which type? Pokemon has so many breeds...

WHAT'S THAT POKEMON?

IT'S..................

MEOWSTIC!

[AG] Meowstic [AG]
70,000 HP. Stall strategy.
Moves:
Calm Mind
Gives Meowstic a minicrit on it's next move and reduces damagedoen. Increases Stored Power counter by 1.
Psychic
Deals moderate damage. "Default" attack.
Future Sight
3 turn charge up after activated. Deals damage that ignores all armor and most evasiveness.
Stored Power
Deals damage based on how high the Stored Power counter is. When used, the Stored Power counter resets.
Listen!
10 turn charge up, deals heavy damage to all targets when Meowstic opens her ears.
Passives:
It's Still A Cat
You know what this does.


Some Cat-Related 8/15 (+6 from places)

Bow || Ghast Tear && White Plasma Energy && Sans' Skull = Ghaster Blaster 1/???

Sorodin picks up Bob (the Zombie's armor and gives it to Bob ( the Temmie) to put over his Temmie Armor. Bob is now super-tanky Bob.

Originally posted on 2016-03-16 23:03:00

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Originally posted on 2016-03-16 23:04:00

Well, I was given +5.
10/10
2/10
+1 Battlefury, Piono, Numbersoup

The One wonders why Alicia has not ranked up more than Gamma yet.

"I mean, seriously, you are probably the most skilled person that has ever been fought against. I'm going to guess either lack of opportunity or lack of motivation...though the latter does not seem likely."
The One then decides that the buffs really need to stop. He sunk 10 charges into it, but hey, what else could he use his sudden charge on...unless it's a summon!
The One summons...the Single Hellkite Drake.
60,000 HP
Breathes fire that hits one opponent for 5000, and inflicts Severe Burn, which is a damage over time status.

The Single Hellkite Drake attacks the closest entity hostile to it. This does not include Neutral, unless that entity has attacked the Single Hellkite Drake or entities aligned with the Single Hellkite Drake. The single Hellkite Drake has no immunities, because it does not need them for its purpose. Except mind control, because mind control

Originally posted on 2016-03-17 02:26:00

From Alicia and Engie's +1s, I finish my charge.
I summon a large space ship.
It's a space station-looking thing on top of a very large lifting body.
I quickly climb up a ladder and board the ship.
About 2 seconds after this, it immediately takes off.
By the time the EOTB begins, it will be roughly 5 kilometers above the surface.
Including this turn, it will take 3 turns to reach orbit.

In addition to this, my player (Teag) is on the ship. He is currently unkillable, but is killed if the station is destroyed.

I also give another +3 to Verdana and start some new charges:
Solar Panel Array II: (1/5)
Medium Anti-Ground Laser: (1/10)


Originally posted on 2016-03-17 03:42:00

There are a few minor problems with the concept of Verdana Armor. Firstly, the difficulty in turning him into armor is immense, in no small part due to the fact that attempts to do so would invariably be met with gravitational pressure to the face roughly equivalent to having a Neutron Star slammed on you. What, you think he's just gonna stand there and take it? Secondly, due to his nature as a glass cannon type character, armor crafted from Verdana would be so weak it would grant the wearer NEGATIVE ARMOR POINTS. That's right, you're better off being STARK NAKED than you are wearing Verdana Armor. Just to make things worse, it's not even enchantable. Thirdly, the power that Verdana can call upon doesn't even come from his body, or from his soul - rather, that device he carries around on his back is the source of all the elemental bullshit that he can pull off when he wants to do so, and yeah no you are NOT going to be ever capable of destroying that. Forget about it if you're anything less than a cosmic force, and even then, it's going to take you a HELL of a lot of time to just scratch it. It also conveniently means that the powers Verdana calls upon cannot be siphoned for use by another person directly. Fun fact, said device is also one of the main reasons he doesn't instantly tear his body into bits when he overloads on power, thanks to the very thin barrier it generates over his body, and much like the person he came from, it's essentially bonded to his very being at this point so it's inseparable from him. Finally, and this is probably the biggest flaw with the entire plan, Verdana has somehow managed to acquire the rank of Descendant, on top of being... well... it'd be spoilers if I said what type of being he is, but one could easily compare him to a low-tier Godmodder even if he didn't have Descendanthood. And no, you can't take that from him either.

As a result, even though the Verdana armor is created, it immediately results in Verdana deciding to relax the restraints on his power, which in fact wasn't purged from his body due to it not being an imperfection. Yay, exact words. The poor poor fool who was dumb enough to try to turn Verdana into a suit of armor is immediately subjected to what it feels like to be inside the core of a Blue Sun as it collapses inwards and forms a Neutron Star, followed by being torn apart due to a tear in space opening up inside their body, time accelerating for them and only for them as the rest of the world passes by in a single blink, the slow and painful removal and individual annihilation of every single cell of their body drawn out over several millennium all compressed into nanoseconds of time, and then... nothing. Because they're dead to the point where Verdana doesn't really have much else to do to them without tampering with respawns, which he sort of needs intact for the sake of exploiting his Glass Cannon status and so doesn't want to risk accidentally breaking his own respawns. There's a pause, then he slowly and painfully manages to draw upon enough power to force himself out of armor form, and trudge back over to the PG area of the field.

I am NOT going to be someone's clothing. And you can forget about trying that again.

RED Space Soldier: 15/15 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Teag)
PK charge: 9/9 (+1 from Alicia, +2 from Teag) (Holding onto this one...)

In the space around the PG side of the battlefield, a large space rocket appears, a man wearing a red uniform and carrying a rocket launcher stepping out onto a side platform.

"PREPARE YOUR ASS, I'M COMING FOR YOU!"

RED Space Soldier: 50000/50000 (receives 5000 less damage from incoming attacks)
Attacks:
Rocket Barrage Pattern Alpha - Unleashes rockets in an area. 5 separate attacks, 8000 damage per hit, 15% hit chance
Missile Barrage Pattern Beta - Forgoes a turn to load missiles, then unleashes them at a target. 4 separate attacks, 11000 damage per hit, 40% hit chance (Requires a turn to charge)
Explosives Barrage Pattern Gamma - Fires a bomb. 1 attack, 20000 damage per hit, 50% chance to hit above and below targets as well for half damage (Two turn cooldown after use)
Nuclear Barrage Pattern Omega - Automatically used upon death, and cannot be used otherwise. Unleashes an absolute torrent of thermonuclear devices at all valid targets in current and adjacent zones. 50000 damage, 30% hit chance, also hits above and below entities for full damage, applies Radiation Poisoning on hit

Buff/Nerf as appropriate because let's face it I absolutely suck at balance

Originally posted on 2016-03-17 09:31:00

+1 to battlefury, topaz and FBSN
5/5 for The Reforger: This large metal hammer burns with an internal fire. Leave it still and you could use it as a blast furnace, swing it around and you can burn and smash your enemies at the same time.
4/4 for ilectricity: This surprisingly small computer has packed into it a surprisingly large amount of electrical power, and not only contains the processing power needed to direct it, but also the power needed to calculate HOW to direct it to most effectively deliver attacks.
10/10 for earthen defenses
10/15 for earthen speed

It's hard to know who to target when you seriously don't want to tick off any of the given factions in the current war.
You know what, screw it. Eric needs that health.
Sorry AGs, but I'm gonna take a bite out of Nyan Cat.
...even though I can't eat. *is sad*
Anyways, as Nyan Cat is looking the other way, a gigantic stone maw rises up out of the ground. Nyan Cat turns around upon seeing the giant hill about to try and eat it, and immediately turns and runs away, narrowly avoiding being chomped on.
But while Nyan Cat is resting from the sudden scare, a pair of stone dentures that had been launched up into the air suddenly takes a bite out of Nyan Cat, somehow transferring the Well Fed buff to Eric.

Eric continues the tour.
"In addition, we have this."
Eric gestures to the alchemiter.
"I know not everyone's going to appreciate the Homestuck reference. Actually I don't, since I've never read it, but that's what the semi-omniscient narrator told me."
Yeah, sorry guys. But because of the way the various new mods are installed on the server, this thing's the best in weapon creation available right now.
"What he said. Basically this thing lets you combine just about anything you want to get new items."
"No clue how it works, but it does."
"To give an example, I made..."
Eric pulls out the Giga gun.
"This bad boy with it."
He fires up in the air, sending a spree of bullets into a spacecraft that was spontaneously hurtling down towards the Fortress. The spacecraft is ripped to shreds and conveniently absorbs and shots that might have caused troubles falling back to earth.
"Not to mention various other interesting weapons."
"The use of the alchemiter is rather long and convoluted, so I've had the archons set up somewhat of a shop that sells alchemies I've already obtained copies of. It's faster than using the alchemiter itself, but since most people prefer to make their own weapons, we've got a large sublevel in the basement dedicated to alchemizing space for Players."
Uh... Eric?
"Yes?"
Somebody just set the alchemizing rooms on fire again.
"Oh jeez... Can you handle it?"
Uh... yeah. I'm a semi-omniscient narrator. I just wanted to make sure you knew.
"Thanks."
(as a side note, all fortress features described are purely for the purpose of roleplay and convincing these guys, they don't (at least as of yet they don't) have any statistical bonus for the Fortress, although once I finish my first set of elements (the basic four elements, earth, fire, water and air) I'll probably stop with the elemental charges to properly charge up some of the Fortress's features to make them have a battlefield-relevant effect. That is, assuming The Fortress lasts that long.)

10/10 expended: Earthen defenses.
The ground rumbles, the earthquake from the previous turn apparently not quite finished with its business. It continues to shake the ground, and massive stone spires begin to grow up and up and up, but then are followed by... other structures. No, not structures, a framework.
A massive framework and all-natural obsidian rebar for the walls, making the potential of the structure even greater than it was before
The Fortress walls have just gained lots of Max HP (the current Hp doesn't go up at all, the fortress will need to be repaired up to its new max hp) due to the shifting of the earth. Nothing inside the fortress is affected, this charge literally only unleashed a massive boost to the Fortress's max Hp.
((I'm probably going to spend quite a while doing repair actions, aren't I?))

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Originally posted on 2016-03-17 13:34:00

Dawn 11/15 (+3 from NumberSoup.)
Second Breath 11/15 (+3 from NumberSoup.)
+3 to NumberSoup

"Finally. Now the fun really gets started."
Mars looks like their grin, if visible, would split their face in half, as a completely different powerset than their Exalted abilities begins to reveal itself. Tattoos begin to glow underneath the armor, whorls and spirals lighting a deep, ominous blood red - the same as their text color, for those of you outside the fifth wall - that, much the same as their Dawn caste mark, is visible outside their armor. Mars abruptly blurs into a burst of speed without any anima flare, showing they're using these nebulous new abilities. Verdana quickly finds an orichalcum dire lance sticking in his face, before Mars blurs to a stop behind him and unleashes a flurry of punches to his head, driving the dire lance further into his brain. They then leap onto Verdana's head, pull the dire lance out of his face, and bring it around in a slash that cleanly cleaves a leg off his body. Mars then leaps into the air, and, from their temporary vantage point, they unleash a blast of fire that cauterizes Verdana's recently-amputated leg stump, before amplifying the effect of gravity on themselves and diving down, landing in an impact that smashes Verdana into the sand. They then leap back and take a guarding stance, ready for any counterattack.
"Enjoy your taste of World Reaver?"

Originally posted on 2016-03-17 15:46:00

Regeneration 15/15 crystal x3

Pindar jumps down from the walls of the fortress, landing in the courtyard. She winces.

That was not my best idea!

She reaches into her inventory, and takes out a potion of regeneration. Locating a nearby brewing stand, she puts the potion in one of the slots, then takes out a stack of redstone blocks. Pindar quickly liquidates all sixty-four blocks, and pours all of the dust into the single potion. It somehow all fits. She retrieves the potion, and chugs it down.

The point of this is to provide permanent 1 health/update regen, or if that's overpowered, 1 health/? updates regen.

Pindar then tosses the mostly empty potion bottle at the fortress walls, giving it some minor regeneration for a short period of time.

Enchanted Diamond Helmet && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Helmet 4/6
Enchanted Diamond Chestplate && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate 4/6

A Most Secret Society 5/15

+3 to Crystal

Originally posted on 2016-03-17 17:19:00