Sorodin nods at Mars, then points over in Alicia's direction.
/null

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 00:09:00

The Tac Nyan says:
>Tac Nyan: Weom.
To the nyan cat. As he speaks, a dark undercurrent seems flow beneath his words, reversing them and darkening them, twisting them. It seems the Tac Nyan is perfectly capable of speaking normally, but a deathly aura reverses and darkens his words.
He then



1+ to ponio
1+ topaz
1+ to final battle


Originally posted on 2016-03-14 01:14:00

Verdana shrugs, glancing around the battlefield, and only just now notices Binary's presence. Immediately, the look in his eyes practically screams bloody murder, and if it wasn't for the various objects in the way, Binary would probably be on the receiving end of SO MUCH death. As it is, Verdana doesn't feel like trying to plow through all the defenses.

You share your name with the being that ruined my life. And that thing's typing quirk. I really feel like ripping you into shreds... but not if you decide to be on the same team as me. I get the (sarcasm) vague (/sarcasm) feeling that Alicia wouldn't be too thrilled with me directing my assault on someone fighting for her.

With that sort-of threat sort-of warning sort-of recruitment offer out of the way, he decides to demonstrate his power for added incentive regarding Binary joining PG. He immediately picks the Boss Killer Rubber Duck up with his gravity powers, metal clawed limbs erupting from the ground to swipe at it, although they aren't long enough to quite reach it from here. Only occasionally cause a scratch. Verdana grins in a nearly sadistic manner, letting his hold on the Boss Killer Rubber Duck slip slowly but surely, the duck descending into the mess of metal claws, being slowly torn apart by the razor edges and points. Suddenly, the metal is pulled away, a surge of lava taking it's place, which the Boss Killer Rubber Duck is shoved into, the scorching hot magma flowing into it's body and burning away it's insides. Verdana then gestures towards himself, yanking the duck through the air, the metal limbs gathering around Verdana to form the shape of a massive turbine. It suddenly roars into life, dragging itself forward through sheer force of power, the blades spinning fast enough for the tips to repeatedly shatter the sound barrier. The duck is dragged inside, and promptly and anticlimatically blendered into a fine puree... which ends up being stuck in the turbine. As a result of the jam, the turbine shudders, creaking loudly, then explodes violently, metal and heat scattered everywhere... also, rubber duck puree. Which is worse-tasting than it sounds.

RED Space Soldier: 6/15 (+1 from Alicia)
Obligatory Charge For the Express Purpose Of Player Killing: 2/9 (+1 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 10:09:00

Hey, consumer, for reference to draw up the stats for future summons, what's the base stats of a 5-post summon entity?

furnace AND lava bucket: forever furnace 1/3. "So we're back to useless alchemies again?" It's not useless, it's a potential component. I can see quite a few good fire-based alchemies that could be made with it. "Whatever."
5/5 for earthen worship 4/5 for earthen muscle.
14/15 for the earth core
+1 to pricey, topaz and FBSN

Eric logs onto the pesterchum temporarily, ignoring any potential bans or whatever through the power of having the backing of a semi-omniscient narrator voice.
annoyedCaster joined the chat
ac: just to clarify, I'm not trying to threaten you.
ac: It was meant to be a declaration that spawn camping the world spawn's not gonna work any more.
ac: And a statement that anyone who opens fire on me will be retaliated against.
ac: As long as you don't take potshots at me or start a fight in the Fortress, you're fine.
ac: Now excuse me justaprankbro, someone's trying to blow up the world spawn, I need to go deal with them.

Eric gets off the computer I narrated for him, and walks over to the alchemy turret before setting down the Giga gun.
"Let's try this baby out."
He swivels the thing around to point at the archon, and opens fire.
Were it not for the turret being there to hold the alchemy down, Eric would've just gone flying, as it is, the massive wave of firepower is properly concentrated around the Archon's position.
To give an idea of how thick the cloud of death is, Touhou characters would likely be unable to dodge, well, that and the fact that bullets travel faster than danmaku.
There's rockets, lasers, bullets galore.
Moar dakka indeed.

If the archon is somehow already deded by the time this post comes around, Eric instead loads some construction materials into the storage shotgun and fires it at the damaged building.
This, somehow, miraculously, and completely expectedly, heals the barracks.

Archons: This round the earth archons will repair the barracks. Since the wisp swarms have already been stated to have their healing capabilities focused on keeping the fortress from losing health passively, they don't have the ability to heal things, so they don't. That would also make the Fortress even more broken than it potentially can be already. The wisps, as is in their basic nature, will deal with the aggressor.

Earthen Worship: There is another rumble, and another stone building, this one smaller than the barracks, but still rather sturdy, rises out of the ground.
Earth shrine: 15K health.
Here's another summoning building, every round the earth shrine summons a single earth sprite, which, going from having 4 to 5 times as much fire power as the earth archons, I went with sprites having base stats of 1500 health and 1000 attack.
Earth sprites: 2500 health, 750 attack, unable to attack flying enemies. Special ability: 3 round charge; rock launch. standard attack, but can target aerial entities.



Originally posted on 2016-03-14 12:55:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1457892164))

Unknown 4/15 ============== (+1 from Battlefury, +1 from piono) Lofty Perch 12/15 ============== (+1 from Battlefury) +1 Battlefury, +3 piono Bomber Chestplate 4/4 [DONE!] Basilisk Eye && Tinted Glasses  = Petrifying Gaze 1/??? Sorodin takes a huge band-aid and patches up the Boss-Killer Rubber Duck. Nyan Cat will attack the Luminous Archons if they're still alive. If not, target the Terror Zombie. NYAN CAT WILL NOT ATTACK THE ONE INSIDE THE FORTRESS. The Boss-Killer Rubber Ducky will target whatever Luminous Creatures are left, giving the Archons priority. If all Luminous Creatures are dead, it will retreat to the Fortress.

The Boss-Killer Rubber Duck stops deflating.

Your entities will do as ordered.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1457893293))

7/7 (+1 from Piono and Battlefury) 2/10 +2 Piono, +1 Topaz "B1nary, you're in a fortress. He's only liable to attack you if you step out of it." I expend my charge to summon...Bob the super zombie! This is a regular zombie...yeah, right. This is a zombie that is absolutely covered in stupidly enchanted diamond armor and is usually powerful enough to oneshot players. So, good luck. 10,000 Attack strength, no special attack. 20/20 Health, 10 armor. Only the strongest attacks get through this. I can't control who he attacks, but it will be a PG entity. The One decides to ask someone what the heck an Archon is. Then The One decide that he really doesn't care, and just decides to play Tetris. A block shaped like an L falls next to the Archons. Then a square block falls to the right of the Archons. On the other side of the L block, a horizontal line falls down. The bottom row is now filled, and deletes the blocks from existence. Along with the Archons. On the right side of everyone's screen, an alert appears. "The One has set a new high score!"

Bob is summoned but nerfed, heavily as that is only a 7-post charge and has stats equivalent of an Alpha player.
**ADVENT ADVENT_: http://xcom.wikia.com/wiki/Archon_%28XCOM_2%29[/color]
[100 Blocks High]**Mates B1NARY: 0f c0urse, except 1'm n0t 1n a f0rtress.

Unfortunately, the attack only removes some parts of the Archon, but deals 7 damage to them anyway.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457908885))

Spongebawb tosses the Archon into the Nether, where it is murdered by an uberghast. 10/10 Tac Nyan (2+ from piono) Various meow-like noises are heard... *woem woem woem* They get closer, and closer.... *woem woem woem* (Woem is meow backwards) Suddenly, a flying waffle cat leaving behind a dark trail lands on the battlefield. His "meow" is backwards for some reason [TAC AG] Tac Nyan" 7/7 Waffle Bites. Upon damage, grant Well-Starved to the damager. 45% dodge rate. Attack has a 20% to mark for death and a 1% chance to inflict death outright. Death Chance increases by two for each attack without Death. If it kills a Marked-For-Death entity, gain permanent 5% death chance. Dog Extermination Skills: Double damage versus Canine entitys. Do You Like Waffles: Regens 1 bite for each three usage of the word "waffles". Only count one usage of waffles per post to prevent exploiting. Abilitys: Death Ray IIII, Waffle Wevenge: IIIIII, Unending Blackness IIIIIIII   2/2 Tractor Beamz (1+ from piono) Spongebawb places down a tract0r beam in the F0rtress. Tract0r beam: Has a 0 in its name. Forces one aggressor airbrone entity to land per tract0r beam. 2000/2000 HP. One Tract0r beam per two charges. Tract0r Beam Fact0ry: Has two 0's in it's name. Every two charges it gets creates a Tract0r beam. 1+ to ponio 1+ topaz 1+ to final battle

The Archon flies back out of the Nether, carrying some of the Uberghast's tentacles in its hands, but takes 4 damage anyway.

Tac Nyan summoned, but is nerfed to 10% chance of Marking for Death, 1 Do You Like Waffles regeneration per turn, 1% Instant-Kill, and 3 Bites due to the Curse of Repetitiveness and being generally powerful. Also, please explain what the charges do.

Alicia decides to show off her dislike of Charge-Spam by hacking your tract0r-beam, taking it out of the Fortress and placing it down on her side. Also, don't spam creation of Tract0r beams in your charge slots, because those will be taken away from you as well. If you really want a continuous supply of Tract0r Beams, charge the Tract0r Beam Fact0ry.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1457909940))

Unknown 6/15 ============== (+1 from Battlefury) Lofty Perch 14/15 (+1 from FSBN) =============== Where'd Alicia take that second damage from? Nyan Cat notices the newcomer, and floats over to it. Nyan Cat> Meow! Sorodin> More cats? Sorodin gives Nyan Cat a Potion of Speed II and Nyan Cat drinks it.

Koishi's death.

Nyan Cat gains 5% Evasiveness.

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1457913971))

A red-glowing rent opens in the fabric of the server, cut by a golden blade. The rent widens as a figure in golden armor steps through, before closing again. The figure is fully encased in golden armor, yet any viewer with a modicum of knowledge about metals knows it could not be gold. Gold would definitely not be the best metal for armor, for one. Another problem is that gold armor would be prohibitively heavy, yet this unknown moves as though the armor is as light as conventional iron. Before any more questions can form in the bystanders' minds, the figure draws a massive spear, its blade the exact one that had sliced reality itself to admit the figure. >Join Battle >Stone of Fiery Sunlight auto-activated An aura of golden flame bursts into being around the spear's blade. A diamond at the end of the spear's metal haft flickers with the same golden fire - an effect of the diamond, perhaps? >Protection of Celestial Bliss An aura of blue and gold flames adds itself to the golden fire around the blade, quickly spreading to encompass the entire spear. This aura feels defensive in some way. >Shining Razor Wind, 15m spent A red-gold corona is added to the other two auras around the spear, seeming to concentrate itself around the blade. This aura promises pain to anything hit by the spear. >Attack closest being, stunt, write-in The figure leaps forward and slices through the Luminous Terror Zombie with their glowing spear, before scooping up some sand with the flat of their blade and hurling it into the zombie's eyes, rolling around while the zombie is disoriented and stabbing it through the back. The zombie has a confused look on its face for a second, before the spear is pulled upward, cleanly cutting the zombie's upper torso and head in half. The figure looks around, appraising the surroundings, before speaking. "Hello, everybody. Name's Mars. Care to tell me who's the strongest in a fight around here? I've recently found myself craving some more violence." >Begin charges Dawn 1/15 Second Breath 1/15

The Luminous Terror Zombie manages to survive with only a torso but takes 12,000 HP of damage. The three players all point at Alicia.

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1457915205))

Dawn 2/15 Second Breath 2/15 Everyone gets a distinct impression that, if Mars' face could be seen under their face-concealing helmet, they would be seen to be grinning hugely right now. "Wonderful. You do look strong. I guess I'm fighting against you, then." >Attack ally of Alicia, stunt, write-in Mars brings their spear up in a whirling motion, the various auras around it blending together in a riot of color, then dashes forward in a burst of speed... not at Alicia, but instead at the Luminous Archons. Height is no barrier to Mars, as- >Iron Raptor Technique -they rear back and throw their spear, the glowing weapon soaring through the air like a star fallen to earth as the palpable wind around it stirs the omnipresent sand into tiny eddies. The spear pierces one of the archons, and it clutches at the weapon with powerless hands before the spear tears out of it and returns to Mars' gold-armored hand with a satisfying clank.

The Luminous Archon has the plates at the front of its body damage yet survives and takes 10 damage.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457918057))

The Tac Nyan says: >Tac Nyan: Weom.    To the nyan cat. As he speaks, a dark undercurrent seems flow beneath his words, reversing them and darkening them, twisting them. It seems the Tac Nyan is perfectly capable of speaking normally, but a deathly aura reverses and darkens his words. He then  1+ to ponio 1+ topaz 1+ to final battle

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1457950182))

Verdana shrugs, glancing around the battlefield, and only just now notices Binary's presence. Immediately, the look in his eyes practically screams bloody murder, and if it wasn't for the various objects in the way, Binary would probably be on the receiving end of SO MUCH death. As it is, Verdana doesn't feel like trying to plow through all the defenses. You share your name with the being that ruined my life. And that thing's typing quirk. I really feel like ripping you into shreds... but not if you decide to be on the same team as me. I get the (sarcasm) vague (/sarcasm) feeling that Alicia wouldn't be too thrilled with me directing my assault on someone fighting for her. With that sort-of threat sort-of warning sort-of recruitment offer out of the way, he decides to demonstrate his power for added incentive regarding Binary joining PG. He immediately picks the Boss Killer Rubber Duck up with his gravity powers, metal clawed limbs erupting from the ground to swipe at it, although they aren't long enough to quite reach it from here. Only occasionally cause a scratch. Verdana grins in a nearly sadistic manner, letting his hold on the Boss Killer Rubber Duck slip slowly but surely, the duck descending into the mess of metal claws, being slowly torn apart by the razor edges and points. Suddenly, the metal is pulled away, a surge of lava taking it's place, which the Boss Killer Rubber Duck is shoved into, the scorching hot magma flowing into it's body and burning away it's insides. Verdana then gestures towards himself, yanking the duck through the air, the metal limbs gathering around Verdana to form the shape of a massive turbine. It suddenly roars into life, dragging itself forward through sheer force of power, the blades spinning fast enough for the tips to repeatedly shatter the sound barrier. The duck is dragged inside, and promptly and anticlimatically blendered into a fine puree... which ends up being stuck in the turbine. As a result of the jam, the turbine shudders, creaking loudly, then explodes violently, metal and heat scattered everywhere... also, rubber duck puree. Which is worse-tasting than it sounds. RED Space Soldier: 6/15 (+1 from Alicia) Obligatory Charge For the Express Purpose Of Player Killing: 2/9 (+1 from Alicia)

[100 Blocks High]**Mates B1NARY: S0, y0ur l1fe was ru1ned by a B1NARY? 1 can't say 1've heard 0f that B1nary.
B1NARY walks over to the Pro-Godmodders.
The Boss-Killer Rubber Duck is turned into duck puree.

oh god not more player-killing

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457960119))

Hey, consumer, for reference to draw up the stats for future summons, what's the base stats of a 5-post summon entity? furnace AND lava bucket: forever furnace 1/3. "So we're back to useless alchemies again?" It's not useless, it's a potential component. I can see quite a few good fire-based alchemies that could be made with it. "Whatever." 5/5 for earthen worship 4/5 for earthen muscle. 14/15 for the earth core +1 to pricey, topaz and FBSN Eric logs onto the pesterchum temporarily, ignoring any potential bans or whatever through the power of having the backing of a semi-omniscient narrator voice. annoyedCaster joined the chat ac: just to clarify, I'm not trying to threaten you. ac: It was meant to be a declaration that spawn camping the world spawn's not gonna work any more. ac: And a statement that anyone who opens fire on me will be retaliated against. ac: As long as you don't take potshots at me or start a fight in the Fortress, you're fine. ac: Now excuse me justaprankbro, someone's trying to blow up the world spawn, I need to go deal with them. Eric gets off the computer I narrated for him, and walks over to the alchemy turret before setting down the Giga gun. "Let's try this baby out." He swivels the thing around to point at the archon, and opens fire. Were it not for the turret being there to hold the alchemy down, Eric would've just gone flying, as it is, the massive wave of firepower is properly concentrated around the Archon's position. To give an idea of how thick the cloud of death is, Touhou characters would likely be unable to dodge, well, that and the fact that bullets travel faster than danmaku. There's rockets, lasers, bullets galore. Moar dakka indeed. If the archon is somehow already deded by the time this post comes around, Eric instead loads some construction materials into the storage shotgun and fires it at the damaged building. This, somehow, miraculously, and completely expectedly, heals the barracks. Archons: This round the earth archons will repair the barracks. Since the wisp swarms have already been stated to have their healing capabilities focused on keeping the fortress from losing health passively, they don't have the ability to heal things, so they don't. That would also make the Fortress even more broken than it potentially can be already. The wisps, as is in their basic nature, will deal with the aggressor. Earthen Worship: There is another rumble, and another stone building, this one smaller than the barracks, but still rather sturdy, rises out of the ground. Earth shrine: 15K health. Here's another summoning building, every round the earth shrine summons a single earth sprite, which, going from having 4 to 5 times as much fire power as the earth archons, I went with sprites having base stats of 1500 health and 1000 attack. Earth sprites: 2500 health, 750 attack, unable to attack flying enemies. Special ability: 3 round charge; rock launch. standard attack, but can target aerial entities. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 8 finalbattlestartsnow: 10 pricey: 4 topaz: 14 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio.

5 posts = 20,000 HP and ~6,000 ATK. Attack isn't really a solid stat, just determined based on how much damage the entity should do to be fair, or correspond with the charge time. Earth Archons are weak because they're mooks and most of the charge went to the Barracks.

*PranksterCrew itsjustaprankbro: Fine, I get that you won't kill us, but I'm not really happy with you being some random mercenary who appears here, and moves the world spawn.
*PranksterCrew itsjustaprankbro: We're sort of in a time of massive chaos right now, and it doesn't help when you move the spawn.

The Archon takes 9 damage.

Earth Shrine summoned.
[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Luminous Dessert heals all Anti-Godmodders, before summoning a Luminous Ghost. I'd suggest using an action or one of your charges to help remove it, but that's your choice.

Nyan Cat kills off the Archon, while Bob demonstrates his player killing power by dealing 7 damage to B1NARY. It seems that Bob is not as powerful in AscensionCraft as he is usually. Tac Nyan flies straight into the Luminous Terror Zombie, killing it.

itsjustaprankbro fires an arrow at the Tract0r Beam, destroying it. AllScope idles.

B1NARY takes out the sickle and slashes the One, dealing 8 damage, while the Archon greets Mars to the battlefield and slashing them through their Armour, dealing 8 damage. The Luminous Ghost absorbs some of Sorodin's essence, making him lose 9 HP.

Alicia picks up a grain of sand, and throwing it at the One, who finds his chest filled with a gaping hole.
**Divinity Alicia111: Improvised Assassin's Trick.
Alicia then smirks and waits to see if she gets a reaction from Mars.

Meanwhile, in the Fortress, another Wisp Swarm spawns and the swarms attack the Archon for 7 damage. The Barracks and Shrine do their thing, and the Earth Archons heal the Barracks for 2,000 HP.

The Luminous Archon continues to smash the Barracks into pieces by dealing 9,000 damage to it.
[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Convince the players to your side.

[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Disable the Luminous Desert.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Luminous Dessert (Creates enemies, requires a concerted effort to remove, all Anti-Godmodders have 4,000 HP of regeneration.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 0/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 8/20 HP
[AG] crystalcat/Mars: 12/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 12/20 HP, Well Fed: I

[AG] Nyan Cat: 5/6 Bites, Gives Well-Fed on hit, 20% chance to Confuse on attack, Very Evasive (55%), Rainbow Bomb: III, Rainbow Veil: IIIII, MEOW: III, Hyperdeath: IIIIIIIIII
[AG] Bob: 20/20 HP, Has 3 Armour.
[AG] Tac Nyan: 3/3 Bites, Gives Well-Starved on hit, Moderately Evasive (45%), Marks for Death (10%), Instantly-Kills (1%), Gives Well-Starved on hit, Death Ray: IIII, Waffle Wevenge: IIIIII, Unending Blackness: IIIIIIII

[N] Fortress: 70,000/70,000 HP, Default respawn point for PL players, Leads to the Fortress.
[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, Can be convinced to join a side.
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, Can be convinced to join a side.

[PG-PL] B1NARY: 13/20 HP (x4), Zero-One-Zero-One: IIAS Y0U MENT10NED EARL1ER, A T1MEL1NE C0NTR0LLED BY A B1NARY? S0UNDS ABS0LUTELY PERFECT.
[PG] Luminous Archons: 17/24 HP, Airborne.
[PG] Luminous Ghost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Only vulnerable to magical attacks.

[GM] Alicia111: 48/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 25)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 11/20 HP, Burning: I, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 15/20 HP, Has 1 Armour, Anti-PVP: I

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities, as well as Fortress entities gaining Double-Action against them. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] Earth Barracks: 2,000/15,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x5)
[N] Earth Shrine: 15,000/15,000 HP, Earth Sprite: 2,500/2,500 HP, Rock Launch: III

[PG] Luminous Archons: 4/24 HP, Airborne, Aggressor.

AG Embassy:
[AG] Defense Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP
[AG] Alchemy Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP, Must have a ranged alchemy attached to it to work.



Originally posted on 2016-03-14 17:12:00

2/3 for forever furnace
5/5 for earthen muscle
15/15 for the earth core

ac: I didn't move the world spawn, I created my fortress there to protect it during the chaos.
ac: Not much point in moving it, even if I DID have access to commands.
ac: It just has new anti-jerk defenses.
Eric looks up, "That archon looks like it's handled for this round."
He then goes into overdrive on repairing the earth barracks, pulling out uranium's umbrage and going into over-drive with his three time clones to pull up earth from the ground as quickly as possible and repair the gaping holes in the building.

5/5 for earthen muscle:
Earth portal: 15K health. This portal is linked directly to the plane of earth, and every 4 rounds it summons a minor earth elemental:
minor earth elemental stats: 12000 health, 1500 attack, can't target air. special abilities: Boulder, 3 round charge, standard damage to an air target, grounds them for 2 rounds. Earth spike: 3 round charge, deals heavy damage to 1 enemy.

15/15 for earth core:
Whew! Finally this thing is up!
earth core: 30K health, cannot be targeted while any earth archons, sprites or elementals are inside the fortress.
Earth core: While the earth core is in existence, earth buildings (the earth barracks, shrine, portal, and one more forthcoming) aren't destroyed when they hit 0 health. Instead, they are given the "broken" debuff, and until they are brought back to full health, cannot do anything.
The earth core also passively restores 5000 hit points of health to earth buildings while there are any below max health. (this is 5000 total, if there's multiple damage buildings, the 5000 has to be split up between them to repair more than one.) if there are none below max health, then the earth core doesn't heal anything, as the buildings can't be overhealed by it. The earth core CAN heal itself if such is needed.
((yes, I know this is kind of cheap, but I need something to keep my buildings alive long enough to actually do something useful))



Also, FBSN, topaz. If you want me to use the spoil for you, go ahead and ask, you both have enough for the rental.

EDIT: Engie, No Mercy is finally updating regularly.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 19:32:00

Dawn 3/15
Second Breath 3/15
+3 to NumberSoup

Mars notes that the light of the Luminous Desert is summoning enemies, and decides to destroy it. They  whirl around, the triple auras around the blade of the spear flaring with power, then drive their blade into the sand.
Nothing happens for a second, and then-
>Combo: Magic-Shattering Strike and Rising Sun Slash (Attack unblockable variant) - Spell-Shattering Spear.
>Stunt.
-Mars leaps into the air, a corona of sunlike power around their spear. Seeming to float in the air, they make several gestures with one hand, the corona compressing itself into the blade, before they dive downward, slamming the spear point-first into the mark left by the previous spear attack. A wave of cleansing Essence ripples outward from the impact point, the cast-off light of the Luminous Desert flowing into Mars and seeming to fill some reservoir in them.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 21:58:00

(This is oddly reminiscent of Act 2 of DTG2, so I'll join in for the nostalgia, at least for a bit. I will be neutral for now.)

*amostsecretsociety Pindar13 has joined the server

A Minecraftian with a reptilian skin and full armour appears at spawn, inside the fortress. She looks around.

Woah, what happened to spawn? I was only gone a month or two...

Pindar spots a nearby Alchemiter and almost runs over to it.

Ooh, what's this machine? What's this spirograph???

She pauses for a second, before resuming.

Oh, it's just some Homestuck trash thing... Might as well try it out!

She takes off her armour and places the pieces on the alchemiter, then drops a block of obsidian on it.

Enchanted Diamond Armour && Obsidian Block = Enchanted Obsidian Armour 1/6

Taking a break from fidgeting with the machine, Pindar looks around and spots the Luminous Archon. She considers it for a few seconds. She then shrugs, takes out a bow, and fires a few arrows at the Archon experimentally. One misses, landing on the ground not three blocks in front of her.

Regeneration 4/15 (Crystal x3)
A Most Secret Society 1/15

+3 to Crystal


Originally posted on 2016-03-14 22:02:00

I Choose You! 10/15 ============== (+1 from Battlefury,+2 from piono)
Lofty Perch 15/15 ===============

Sorodin> ...

Sorodin> Y'know, I'm really tempted to summon more cats.

Sorodin> Eh, screw it. Sorry Groose, but the only... er... attack you have is the Grooseinator.

Sorodin rounds up the nearest cats, and asks them to all tell him their name.

Temmie> hOi! I'm TEMMIE!

Nope.

Temmie NUMBER TWOOO!!!> hOi! I'm TEMMIE TOO!!!one!!!!11!

...

The Third Temmie> hOi, I'm-

Sorodin> Temmie, I know, I KNOW.

Bob> Hi. I'm Bob.

YES, THIS IS PERFECT. (He's a cat. DEAL WITH IT. Or a fox. But for the sake of my cat-summoing spree, he's cat.)

[AZ] Bob [AZ]
HP: 50/50
Attacks:
~ Reach! ~
Extends his limbs to a ridiculous point to deal moderate damage. Undodgeable.
~ Temmie Flakezzz? ~
Bob gives another entity Bob Flakes. Bob Flakes heal 10,000 HP of damage, and can be used on any entity. 3 turn charge.
~ Passives ~
-Tem Armor-
Bob wears Temmie Armor which significantly increases his defense. He's a tank, all right.
-Bob?-
As long as both Bobs are alive, anything directed at the other Bob has a 50% chance to hit Bob (The Temmie).
-Allergic-
Deals minicrits to players.

Sunglasses && Baslilisk Eye = Petrifying Gaze 3/???

Magic, huh?
Er.
Er.
Er.
Uh.
TOPAZ THINK OF AN ATTACK.
Er.
Uh.
Well...
No, that won't work.
Uh.
Er.
Eh.

The Luminous Ghosts suicide because they don't really want to live in the same world where people can't think of attacks.

+3 piono

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 23:34:00

Back again after another Teag Hiatus™.
I once again reappear.
I guess I still have my charge going (4/10)
+3 to B1NARY.

Originally posted on 2016-03-15 01:58:00

Spongebawb tosses Dog Residue at B1nary. He quicky tosses it away, but the power of DOG causes him to instead use it, booting all the useful items from his inventory and covering him in Dog Residue. Then, dozen of Wolfs, hungry for Dog Salad and having picked up the scent of DOG on him, try to eat him. Did i mention they were hell wolves? Wi th diamond fangs? And Exoskeletons made of steel? Oh, and they spit fire.

Meanwhile, i cast a volley of elemental magicks at him. Firstly, a glacial wave of ice magicks gets him to chill out and stop stressing out... By freezing him. Spongebob then fills the Storage Cannons with a Shatter Spell and fire magicks. The Shatter Spell shatters his frozen body while the fire magic melts and chars what remains. His bodily pieces are then tossed to the wolves, before being dropped into a magma cube. Said Magma Cube eventually becomes one with the lava. Then the lava somehow ends up in the end, where it cools. Then the enderdragon builds towers of obsidian, with a crystal on top. Then, an idiot blows up the tower with Obsidian Tnt. Then Spongebawb stomps on what remains of his genetic DNA. Then, Plankton are released to eat his DNA. Then, spongebawb infects him with the Then virus, causing him to use "then" in every sentence. Without his typing quirk.

Spongebawb then infects the plankton who ate his DNA with a lethal virus, destroying every cell in their body. Just to be sure, he tosses the dead cells into a redmatter bomb then blows it up in the void of the End.

As he respawns , B1nary is greeted by being hit by a massive lightning storm while constantly soaked in oil.


As for the Tac-Nyans charges: Go crazy. Or i might just improvise.
1+ to ponio
1+ topaz
1+ to final battle
1/15
1/15

Originally posted on 2016-03-15 02:05:00

I'd like to point out that Tac Nayn apparently grants Well-Starved on hit TWICE.

Verdana shrugs, then gesticulates wildly in the vague direction of Nyan Cat. There's a faint rumbling sound... the server is suddenly filled with a series of tornados and earthquakes, arranged to cover both land and air, tumultuous winds picking the poor creature up and hurling it around, smashing it against protrusions of rock and earth pillars. The ground beneath Nyan Cat trembles, splitting wide open, two towering walls of earth being ripped up on either side, the winds being drawn into the empty space that results, dragging Nyan Cat with them. Verdana shrugs and claps his hands, each side of the fault line trembling once more, then slamming together with the force of a lot of earth being slammed together, trapping Nyan Cat inside. There's a moment of silence, then Verdana promptly flips off the space where Nyan Cat got dragged into a not-that-shallow grave. A few seconds pass.

And then the telltale glow of a Nether Portal fills the earth, a WHORP noise signalling the sudden departure of Nyan Cat and a large section of ground and assorted mobs, and their subsequent arrival in the Nether. Verdana is briefly tempted to split open the bedrock there, lure the Red Dragon out, and, ya know, all that other stuff. But he doesn't. Mainly because he doesn't feel like travelling to the Nether right now.

The lack of an exit portal means that it may take Nyan Cat quite a while to get out of the Nether. Which is not easy, because of the huge number of hostile mobs teleported there with it, as well as the Nether's natural mobs, the lava hazards, fire, giant cliffs of stone and soul sand... and gravel!? Oh, and some jackass made a Wither. Or two. Or six. Actually, there's about fifty of the buggers, all flying around, blasting pretty much anything that isn't dead into bits. And Nyan Cat isn't dead.

...

Correction - Nyan Cat wasn't dead.

RED Space Soldier: 7/15
Obligatory blah blah blah player killing: 3/9

For the sake of satisfying curiosity, Verdana then attempts to give Alicia a +3.

Originally posted on 2016-03-15 09:58:00

forever furnace completed! Forever furnace: This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work.
3/10 for earthen defenses (yeah, I moved this charge back in the process of extending my charge-routine so I wouldn't get nailed by the curse of repetition.)
3/15 for earthen speed
+1 to topaz, battlefury and numbersoup

Eric waves at Pindar. "Thanks for the snipe!"
The first thing Pindar notices is that he is very clearly NOT Minecraftian. In fact, he looks realistic enough that Pindar's monitor shouldn't be capable of rendering that well.
Then again, so was the archon... so... this is already a weird day.
On Eric's end, he's glad that people are done trying to attack the Fortress out of confusion and fright. Although it was amusing watching the sprites chase people out of the fortress.
He then decides he's going to be stupid and pick a fight with the person who tried (unsuccessfully) to screw with his head.
"Hey, I'm just being retaliatory. I have to follow through on my threats. Alicia attacked the fortress, I'm going to attack back."

Eric walks out of the fortress, holding Uranium's Umbrage in one hand, The storage shotgun resting on his other shoulder.
"Hello Alicia. I believe I have some property damage reports to discuss with you."
Suddenly, Alicia is slammed upwards from behind by a time clone wielding the Unforger.
"Let's begin."
Eric jumps upwards, swings downwards with uranium's umbrage so quickly that Alicia, who as yet hasn't been unlucky enough to experience people fighting with time magic, isn't able to block due to it happening before she can react. This is followed by a blast from the storage shotgun loaded with obsidian from the obsidian bucket slamming her into the ground below.
"First of all..."
The time clone, just before dissipating, smashes the Unforger into Alicia as she's coming down, causing her to spin on her way down and land on her face.
"That fortress?"
Eric comes down, Link down-air style, slamming uranium's umbrage into Alicia's back before he backflips off.
"Could benefit you..."
He stomps his foot, a rock from the ground rushing off and pushing Alicia to her feet... by smacking her in the face really hard.
"Just as easily..."
Eric splits into three seperate time clones.
"As everyone else."
The three timeclones of Eric launch into a high-speed time-enhanced barrage of slices from uranium's umbrage.
"And"
Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash
"I"
Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash
"Don't"
Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash
"Appreciate"
Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash
"You"
Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash
"Trying"
One of the time-clones steps back and readies the Xblades of Xperience
"To"
Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash
"Wreck it."
As the other two timeclones dissipate, Eric slams forwards with the Xblades of Xperience, unleashing a massive stream of xperience-based power into Alicia that sends her skidding across the ground after a massive blast.
"Consider the matter discussed."
Eric puts away his weapons.
"Also, those aren't real archons, regardless of what the update terminal says."
I don't agree with that view, that's Eric speaking, not me.

Eric waves to cheerfully to Verdana on the way back to the fortress.



Originally posted on 2016-03-15 15:20:00

5/10 Charge attack (Was given +3)

The One respawns.

"Well, this should be very interesting. Show me what you can do, Mars. Named for the Roman God of War. Show me what you can do, FseftrSoup."

Originally posted on 2016-03-15 15:58:00

"FseftrSoup"

Wat

/null

Originally posted on 2016-03-15 16:12:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457983969))

2/3 for forever furnace 5/5 for earthen muscle 15/15 for the earth core ac: I didn't move the world spawn, I created my fortress there to protect it during the chaos. ac: Not much point in moving it, even if I DID have access to commands. ac: It just has new anti-jerk defenses. Eric looks up, "That archon looks like it's handled for this round." He then goes into overdrive on repairing the earth barracks, pulling out uranium's umbrage and going into over-drive with his three time clones to pull up earth from the ground as quickly as possible and repair the gaping holes in the building. 5/5 for earthen muscle: Earth portal: 15K health. This portal is linked directly to the plane of earth, and every 4 rounds it summons a minor earth elemental: minor earth elemental stats: 12000 health, 1500 attack, can't target air. special abilities: Boulder, 3 round charge, standard damage to an air target, grounds them for 2 rounds. Earth spike: 3 round charge, deals heavy damage to 1 enemy. 15/15 for earth core: Whew! Finally this thing is up! earth core: 30K health, cannot be targeted while any earth archons, sprites or elementals are inside the fortress. Earth core: While the earth core is in existence, earth buildings (the earth barracks, shrine, portal, and one more forthcoming) aren't destroyed when they hit 0 health. Instead, they are given the "broken" debuff, and until they are brought back to full health, cannot do anything. The earth core also passively restores 5000 hit points of health to earth buildings while there are any below max health. (this is 5000 total, if there's multiple damage buildings, the 5000 has to be split up between them to repair more than one.) if there are none below max health, then the earth core doesn't heal anything, as the buildings can't be overhealed by it. The earth core CAN heal itself if such is needed. ((yes, I know this is kind of cheap, but I need something to keep my buildings alive long enough to actually do something useful)) Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 8 finalbattlestartsnow: 10 pricey: 4 topaz: 14 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio. Also, FBSN, topaz. If you want me to use the spoil for you, go ahead and ask, you both have enough for the rental. EDIT: Engie, No Mercy is finally updating regularly.

The Earth Core and Earth Portal summoned, but the Curse of Repetitiveness makes the Earth Portal slightly weaker, but not the Earth Core, as that already has stats bad enough for something slightly nerfed.

The Barracks is healed by 11,000 HP. Alicia smirks at your comment on the Pesterchum for some reason.

QUOTE (crystalcat @ (time=1457992688))

Dawn 3/15 Second Breath 3/15 +3 to NumberSoup Mars notes that the light of the Luminous Desert is summoning enemies, and decides to destroy it. They  whirl around, the triple auras around the blade of the spear flaring with power, then drive their blade into the sand. Nothing happens for a second, and then- >Combo: Magic-Shattering Strike and Rising Sun Slash (Attack unblockable variant) - Spell-Shattering Spear. >Stunt. -Mars leaps into the air, a corona of sunlike power around their spear. Seeming to float in the air, they make several gestures with one hand, the corona compressing itself into the blade, before they dive downward, slamming the spear point-first into the mark left by the previous spear attack. A wave of cleansing Essence ripples outward from the impact point, the cast-off light of the Luminous Desert flowing into Mars and seeming to fill some reservoir in them.

The Luminous Dessert isn't fully removed, but is prevented from summoning enemies this turn.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1457992922))

(This is oddly reminiscent of Act 2 of DTG2, so I'll join in for the nostalgia, at least for a bit. I will be neutral for now.) *amostsecretsociety Pindar13 has joined the server A Minecraftian with a reptilian skin and full armour appears at spawn, inside the fortress. She looks around. Woah, what happened to spawn? I was only gone a month or two... Pindar spots a nearby Alchemiter and almost runs over to it. Ooh, what's this machine? What's this spirograph??? She pauses for a second, before resuming. Oh, it's just some Homestuck trash thing... Might as well try it out! She takes off her armour and places the pieces on the alchemiter, then drops a block of obsidian on it. Enchanted Diamond Armour && Obsidian Block = Enchanted Obsidian Armour 1/6 Taking a break from fidgeting with the machine, Pindar looks around and spots the Luminous Archon. She considers it for a few seconds. She then shrugs, takes out a bow, and fires a few arrows at the Archon experimentally. One misses, landing on the ground not three blocks in front of her. Regeneration 4/15 (Crystal x3) A Most Secret Society 1/15 +3 to Crystal

You join the Neutrals. Act 2, in my opinion was the best act so that may influence Pain and Suffering.

Most of the chat simply replies Alicia. The Luminous Archon takes 8 damage.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1457998476))

I Choose You! 10/15 ============== (+1 from Battlefury,+2 from piono) Lofty Perch 15/15  =============== Sorodin> ... Sorodin> Y'know, I'm really tempted to summon more cats. Sorodin> Eh, screw it. Sorry Groose, but the only... er... attack you have is the Grooseinator. Sorodin rounds up the nearest cats, and asks them to all tell him their name. Temmie> hOi! I'm TEMMIE! Nope. Temmie NUMBER TWOOO!!!> hOi! I'm TEMMIE TOO!!!one!!!!11! ... The Third Temmie>  hOi, I'm- Sorodin> Temmie, I know, I KNOW. Bob> Hi. I'm Bob. YES, THIS IS PERFECT. (He's a cat. DEAL WITH IT. Or a fox. But for the sake of my cat-summoing spree, he's  cat.) [AZ] Bob [AZ] HP: 50/50 Attacks: ~ Reach! ~ Extends his limbs to a ridiculous point to deal moderate damage. Undodgeable. ~ Temmie Flakezzz? ~ Bob gives another entity Bob Flakes. Bob Flakes heal 10,000 HP of damage, and can be used on any entity. 3 turn charge. ~ Passives ~ -Tem Armor- Bob wears Temmie Armor which significantly increases his defense. He's a tank, all right. -Bob?- As long as both Bobs are alive, anything directed at the other Bob has a 50% chance to hit Bob (The Temmie). -Allergic- Deals minicrits to players. Sunglasses && Baslilisk Eye = Petrifying Gaze 3/??? Magic, huh? Er. Er. Er. Uh. TOPAZ THINK OF AN ATTACK. Er. Uh. Well... No, that won't work. Uh. Er. Eh. The Luminous Ghosts suicide  because they don't really want to live in the same world where people can't think of attacks. +3 piono

Bob summoned, but nerfed due to an undodgeable normal attack. The Luminous Ghost bangs their head against a magical wall for 5,000 damage, before realising that they're already dead.

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1458007122))

Back again after another Teag Hiatus™. I once again reappear. I guess I still have my charge going (4/10) +3 to B1NARY.

Welcome back. B1NARY has no idea what to do with your assists, but Verdana joined PG, so you might want to give your assists to him.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1458007547))

Spongebawb tosses Dog Residue at B1nary. He quicky tosses it away, but the power of DOG causes him to instead use it, booting all the useful items from his inventory and covering him in Dog Residue. Then, dozen of Wolfs, hungry for Dog Salad and having picked up the scent of DOG on him, try to eat him. Did i mention they were hell wolves? Wi th diamond fangs? And Exoskeletons made of steel? Oh, and they spit fire. Meanwhile, i cast a volley of elemental magicks at him. Firstly, a glacial wave of ice magicks gets him to chill out and stop stressing out... By freezing him. Spongebob then fills the Storage Cannons with a Shatter Spell and fire magicks. The Shatter Spell shatters his frozen body while the fire magic melts and chars what remains. His bodily pieces are then tossed to the wolves, before being dropped into a magma cube. Said Magma Cube eventually becomes one with the lava. Then the lava somehow ends up in the end, where it cools. Then the enderdragon builds towers of obsidian, with a crystal on top. Then, an idiot blows up the tower with Obsidian Tnt. Then Spongebawb stomps on what remains of his genetic DNA. Then, Plankton are released to eat his DNA. Then, spongebawb infects him with the Then virus, causing him to use "then" in every sentence. Without his typing quirk. Spongebawb then infects the plankton who ate his DNA with a lethal virus, destroying every cell in their body. Just to be sure, he tosses the dead cells into a redmatter bomb then blows it up in the void of the End. As he respawns , B1nary is greeted by being hit by a massive lightning storm while constantly soaked in oil. As for the Tac-Nyans charges: Go crazy. Or i might just improvise. 1+ to ponio 1+ topaz 1+ to final battle 1/15 1/15

That's a beautiful attack that would have ravaged B1NARY's health bar if you didn't forget to move zones.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1458035899))

I'd like to point out that Tac Nayn apparently grants Well-Starved on hit TWICE. Verdana shrugs, then gesticulates wildly in the vague direction of Nyan Cat. There's a faint rumbling sound... the server is suddenly filled with a series of tornados and earthquakes, arranged to cover both land and air, tumultuous winds picking the poor creature up and hurling it around, smashing it against protrusions of rock and earth pillars. The ground beneath Nyan Cat trembles, splitting wide open, two towering walls of earth being ripped up on either side, the winds being drawn into the empty space that results, dragging Nyan Cat with them. Verdana shrugs and claps his hands, each side of the fault line trembling once more, then slamming together with the force of a lot of earth being slammed together, trapping Nyan Cat inside. There's a moment of silence, then Verdana promptly flips off the space where Nyan Cat got dragged into a not-that-shallow grave. A few seconds pass. And then the telltale glow of a Nether Portal fills the earth, a WHORP noise signalling the sudden departure of Nyan Cat and a large section of ground and assorted mobs, and their subsequent arrival in the Nether. Verdana is briefly tempted to split open the bedrock there, lure the Red Dragon out, and, ya know, all that other stuff. But he doesn't. Mainly because he doesn't feel like travelling to the Nether right now. The lack of an exit portal means that it may take Nyan Cat quite a while to get out of the Nether. Which is not easy, because of the huge number of hostile mobs teleported there with it, as well as the Nether's natural mobs, the lava hazards, fire, giant cliffs of stone and soul sand... and gravel!? Oh, and some jackass made a Wither. Or two. Or six. Actually, there's about fifty of the buggers, all flying around, blasting pretty much anything that isn't dead into bits. And Nyan Cat isn't dead. ... Correction - Nyan Cat wasn't dead. RED Space Soldier: 7/15 Obligatory blah blah blah player killing: 3/9 For the sake of satisfying curiosity, Verdana then attempts to give Alicia a +3.

The attack was brutal enough to prevent Nyan Cat from evading at all, instantly dealing 1 Bite, but unfortunately, Nyan Cat breaks time and space to get back. Alicia uses your assists to create several project charges, and as a note, does not appreciate releasing the Red Dragon. Maybe Aspects, but not the entire thing.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1458055214))

forever furnace completed! Forever furnace: This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. 3/10 for earthen defenses (yeah, I moved this charge back in the process of extending my charge-routine so I wouldn't get nailed by the curse of repetition.) 3/15 for earthen speed +1 to topaz, battlefury and numbersoup Eric waves at Pindar. "Thanks for the snipe!" The first thing Pindar notices is that he is very clearly NOT Minecraftian. In fact, he looks realistic enough that Pindar's monitor shouldn't be capable of rendering that well. Then again, so was the archon... so... this is already a weird day. On Eric's end, he's glad that people are done trying to attack the Fortress out of confusion and fright. Although it was amusing watching the sprites chase people out of the fortress. He then decides he's going to be stupid and pick a fight with the person who tried (unsuccessfully) to screw with his head. "Hey, I'm just being retaliatory. I have to follow through on my threats. Alicia attacked the fortress, I'm going to attack back." Eric walks out of the fortress, holding Uranium's Umbrage in one hand, The storage shotgun resting on his other shoulder. "Hello Alicia. I believe I have some property damage reports to discuss with you." Suddenly, Alicia is slammed upwards from behind by a time clone wielding the Unforger. "Let's begin." Eric jumps upwards, swings downwards with uranium's umbrage so quickly that Alicia, who as yet hasn't been unlucky enough to experience people fighting with time magic, isn't able to block due to it happening before she can react. This is followed by a blast from the storage shotgun loaded with obsidian from the obsidian bucket slamming her into the ground below. "First of all..." The time clone, just before dissipating, smashes the Unforger into Alicia as she's coming down, causing her to spin on her way down and land on her face. "That fortress?" Eric comes down, Link down-air style, slamming uranium's umbrage into Alicia's back before he backflips off. "Could benefit you..." He stomps his foot, a rock from the ground rushing off and pushing Alicia to her feet... by smacking her in the face really hard. "Just as easily..." Eric splits into three seperate time clones. "As everyone else." The three timeclones of Eric launch into a high-speed time-enhanced barrage of slices from uranium's umbrage. "And" Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash "I" Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash "Don't" Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash "Appreciate" Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash "You" Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash "Trying" One of the time-clones steps back and readies the Xblades of Xperience "To" Slashslashslashslashslashslashslash "Wreck it." As the other two timeclones dissipate, Eric slams forwards with the Xblades of Xperience, unleashing a massive stream of xperience-based power into Alicia that sends her skidding across the ground after a massive blast. "Consider the matter discussed." Eric puts away his weapons. "Also, those aren't real archons, regardless of what the update terminal says." I don't agree with that view, that's Eric speaking, not me. Eric waves to cheerfully to Verdana on the way back to the fortress. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. Forever furnace (level 2): This furnace is eternally burning with the greatest heat a Minecraft furnace can muster. If you ever need a furnace, this furnace will work. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 9 finalbattlestartsnow: 10 pricey: 4 topaz: 17 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio.

**Divinity Alicia111: The way you've described the Fortress, is paradoxical, to say the least. I won't say it now because I don't feel like having to deal with a Paradox Roll, yet.
**Divinity Alicia111: Second, this is my server now, and I don't appreciate you building a fortress over spawn.
You move to the Battlefield. While Alicia may have not fought time manipulators, she has used time magic before, so she stops time to dodge U.U. She easily side steps the next few attacks, before blocking your onslaught of slashes with a shield that she switches to a PS4, nullifying the xperience-based power.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1458057524))

5/10 Charge attack (Was given +3) The One respawns. "Well, this should be very interesting. Show me what you can do, Mars. Named for the Roman God of War. Show me what you can do, FseftrSoup."

You respawn.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458058358))

"FseftrSoup" Wat /null

#itsalljustaprank

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
All Anti-Godmodders are healed by 4,000 HP. The Luminous Desert does not spawn any enemies due to Mars' action.

Nyan Cat finishes off the Archon, while Bob cuts into teag2 for 10 damage. Tac Nyan slams into Binary for 9 damage, while Bob the Temmie uses Reach on Verdana for 6 damage.

itsjustaprankbro and xX024AllScopeXx decide to continue what they were doing before and fight, only managing to deal 5 damage to each other.

B1NARY swings his sickle down at Nyan Cat and Tac Nyan, and several purple wisps of energy flow into them. They have permanently lost 10% of their Evasiveness. The Luminous Ghost blasts Bob the Zombie with magic, dealing 7 damage.

Alicia gives Verdana and teag2 a +1, starts another project charge, before deciding that the Anti-Godmodders have been doing very well for a while, but decides to leave it at that for now. Instead of attacking, she decides to speak.
**Divinity Alicia111: So, Eric, you built your fortress at the spawn, right?
**Divinity Alicia111: There's a slight problem with that, the spawnpoint is the lobby, and your fortress is quite a bit away from the lobby.
**Divinity Alicia111: According to the Update Terminal, your fort is indeed the spawn point, and according to your own words, you didn't move it.
**Divinity Alicia111: This might be a miscommunication, but it's already happened so the Paradox Dice need to get rolling.
This speech forces reality to make a Paradox roll, which gives you an uncomfortably low roll of 1318. This causes the Fortress to have its walls explode, dealing 25,000 HP of damage and dealing 9,000 damage to every building inside of it, including the Core.

Meanwhile in the Fortress, a new Wisp Swarm spawns, the remaining Wisp Swarms kill the Archon, and more Earth minions spawn.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Convince the players to your side.

[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Disable the Luminous Desert.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Luminous Dessert (Creates enemies, requires a concerted effort to remove, all Anti-Godmodders have 4,000 HP of regeneration.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 20/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 12/20 HP
[AG] crystalcat/Mars: 16/20 HP

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 15/20 HP, Has 1 Armour, Anti-PVP: I
[N] NumberSoup/Pindar13: 20/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 7/20 HP, Well Fed: I
[PG] teag2: 3/20 HP

[AG] Nyan Cat: 3/6 Bites, Gives Well-Fed on hit, Confuses (50%), Very Evasive (45%), Rainbow Bomb: III, Rainbow Veil: IIIII, MEOW: III, Hyperdeath: IIIIIIIIII
[AG] Bob (the Zombie): 13/20 HP, Has 3 Armour, 50% chance of redirecting attacks to Bob the Temmie.
[AG] Tac Nyan: 3/3 Bites, Gives Well-Starved on hit, Moderately Evasive (35%), Marks for Death (10%), Instantly-Kills (1%), Death Ray: IIII, Waffle Wevenge: IIIIII, Unending Blackness: IIIIIIII
[AG] Bob (the Temmie): 30/30 HP, Has 2 Armour, Attacks can not be dodged, 50% chance of redirecting attacks to Bob the Zombie, Temmie Flakezzz?: III

[N] Fortress: 45,000/70,000 HP, Possible default spawnpoint to PL players, Leads to the Fortress.
[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, Can be convinced to join a side.
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 15/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, Can be convinced to join a side.

[PG-PL] B1NARY: 4/20 HP (x4), Zero-One-Zero-One: IIAS Y0U MENT10NED EARL1ER, A T1MEL1NE C0NTR0LLED BY A B1NARY? S0UNDS ABS0LUTELY PERFECT.
[PG] Luminous Ghost: 25,000/30,000 HP, Only vulnerable to magical attacks.

[GM] Alicia111: 48/50 HP, Anti-Descendants: III, How Badly Do You Like Cats?: III, Aspects: IIII, Fortress Busters: IIIII

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 10/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities, as well as Fortress entities gaining Double-Action against them. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x8), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] Earth Barracks: 4,000/15,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x15)
[N] Earth Shrine: 6,000/15,000 HP, Earth Sprite: 2,500/2,500 HP (x2), Rock Launch: III
[N] Earth Portal: 3,000/12,000 HP, Summoning: IIII
[N] Earth Core: 21,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.

AG Embassy:
[AG] Defense Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP
[AG] Alchemy Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP, Must have a ranged alchemy attached to it to work.



Originally posted on 2016-03-15 17:29:00

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1458058358))

"FseftrSoup" Wat /null

A portmanteau of your profile name and your forum name.

Originally posted on 2016-03-15 19:09:00

@FBSN: ...okay then.

Oh, Alicia built this spawn? It's nice!

Pindar turns to Eric as he thanks her, and hesitates before responding.

Uh... you're welcome?

She watches Eric as he leaves the fortress.

They sure added some sweet mods since I was gone! I'm surprised my laptop is handling them so well!

Pindar wanders over towards the Earth Portal, and examines it. She had barely felt the explosion, but it's clear the portal was heavily damaged by it. She takes a stack of stone out of her inventory, and starts placing blocks of stone into the damaged parts of the portal. The effectiveness of this is questionable. After a few minutes, she stops, seemingly satisfied for the moment.

...shouldn't spawn be protected against grief?

Pocketing the unused stone, Pindar quickly returns to the Alchemiter. She pauses in thought for a second, then sweeps the diamond leggings and boots off the machine. They fall noisily onto the ground. She plops another block of obsidian on top of the first.

Let's try this again!

Enchanted Diamond Helmet && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Helmet 1/6
Enchanted Diamond Chestplate && Obsidian = Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate 1/6

Regeneration 6/15 (Piono x1)
A Most Secret Society 2/15

+3 to Crystal (Yeah, I'm never going to return +1s, Piono/anyone else that isn't Crystal)

Originally posted on 2016-03-15 19:39:00

What, you're nerfing me for chaining together stuff? Just because they have a common theme doesn't mean that it should trigger the curse of repetition *points to the spree of cat summonings*
Curse of repetition is supposed to counter when the SAME THING is summoned repeatedly. Variations on a theme have always been perfectly fine.
@numbersoup: Yeah, it was just a +1 saying thanks for trying to help out with the archon. I was expecting my base to get trashed eventually but I was hoping that consumer would wait for it to become big enough for the fall of the Fortress to actually be interesting instead of cheap-shotting my summon like has happened to just about everything I've tried to do so far.
Forever furnace AND The Unforger: The Reforger, 1/5
battery pack AND iron ingot AND computer: ilectricity, 1/4
4/10 for earthen defenses
4/15 for earthen speed

Eric somehow presses F3 and looks at that stats.
"What the..."
Oops, my bad.
"Okay, fine, you know what, the Fortress was SUPPOSED to be fixing up the lobby."
"Do everyone a favor, y'know?"
"Mr. Narrator, please prop up a vote, let the server give their voice."
"Do they want to return to the old, completely flux-tainted and utterly trashed pile of rubble that is currently the old world-spawn, or do they want to stick with the Fortress?"
Ah, yeah, I'll see to that.
My apologies, looks like the narrator dun goofed.
I put up a vote on the server, utilizing my semi-omniscient narrator powers. It doesn't clog anything up, it just puts up a vote. And is inexplicably capable of deflecting Alicia's bot/alt traffic, so each IRL person only gets 1 vote.
Being a semi-omniscient narrator has its perks sometimes.
"You still can't eat chocolate."
*sad*

"Jeez, I can't leave that place for half a minute and you trash it."
Eric moves over to the fortress and pulls out the Unforger.
"Guess I gotta repair some stuffs."
He immediately jumps around the outside of the Fortress walls, hammering and banging on various different holes.
Due to game logic, this magically restores large quantities of health, even better because hammers were MADE to hit stuff with, and wrenches work just fine already.



Originally posted on 2016-03-15 21:21:00

I Choose You! 14/15 =============== (+3 from places. No really, I'm too lazy to go back and figure it out right now.)
Some Cat 1/15 ===============

+3 piono

I promise I'll stop summoning cats soon. Soon. I vote for the Fortress.

Toy Knife || Steel = Real Knife 1/???

Sorodin takes a look at the EoTB of last turn and smirks. Out of nowhere, a Rainbow Bomb comes hurtling at Alicia111. She probably dodges it, before taking a look at the Update Terminal herself, and seeing that, despite the attack Nyan Cat obviously just executed, RAINBOW BOMB IS CHARGED 2/3. Alicia is confused, before she looks back at the ate terminal, where Rainbow Bomb ALSO had 2/3 charge. She turns around to see the Rainbow Bomb hurtling back her with the power of the Narrative's Mistake. That's gotta hurt, and nobody can dodge forever.



Originally posted on 2016-03-15 23:16:00