Spongebawb sends Verdana on an adventure on his favorite rocket ship.

...to the sun.

5/10 Tac Nyan
1/5
1+ to final
1+ to ponio
1+ topa

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 04:01:00

+2 Piono, +1 Topazian
10/10 Summoning...
3/7 (+1^)

The Umbral One summons...the letter S! It sinks down into the middle of desert.

Des-ert.
DESSERT!
Suddenly, the ground changes into a gigantic Cake made entirely out of glowstone.
The Umbral One takes a finger, and sticks it into the ground, taking a lick.

"Still tasty, despite being made from rock."

What does this do? Well, besides replacing the desert terrain, it gives all AZ entities and players Well Fed status up until it is removed. And 1 HP of regen.

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 04:49:00

I like how both of the attacks directed against me this turn were made by the same guy. Makes it much easier to decide who should die.

Verdana grins at Spongebawb.

And I think he knows who he is, too. How about I show you something my original self picked up from Project Destrier?

Questionable Ethics: 5/5 - SPENT

With a flash, Verdana steps forward and... taps Spongebawb once. A sudden shadow falls over the entire battleground. When it lifts, it reveals that Verdana has apparently bound Spongebawb in a painful-looking arrangement of scientific equipment, the unfortunate victim suspended within a somewhat cramped tank of salt water. Flames are licking at the bottom of the tank, and a thermometer attached to the arrangement reads that the water is very close to boiling point. Additionally, to ensure that Spongebawb can't escape, the unfortunate sponge has been held in place with various arms of metal reaching inside the tank and clamping over each limb, a tight and secure lid on top of the tank trapping the heat and any possible produced gas inside the salt water. Verdana, who is reclining in a comfy-looking chair nearby, stands up and walks over to the arrangement.

Now, let the experiments begin.

A curtain of concealment falls over the arrangement of scientific gear, preventing the exact details of what happens beneath the curtain from being seen. Maybe for better, maybe for worse. Of course, it's probably already known by now what the experiment was about. Some time later, the curtain is lifted. It's... probably best not to say what happened to Spongebawb, but... well... let's just say, it was really unethical, and the results are not pretty. What did you expect from someone boiling a living sponge? Verdana stares at the arrangement for some time, then shrugs.

Admittedly, I overdid it a little, but... look, if I had done that according to the original instructions, that'd probably have made him STRONGER. That's not something I particularly want to happen.

RED Space Soldier: 2/15 (+1 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 09:47:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457722377))

lots of guns AND lots of lasers AND lots of rockets = The giga gun 1/6 (yes, this is canonically a level 5 alchemy. Somehow.) 14/15 for The Fortress (+1 from battlefury, +3 from topaz) 10/10 for u.u +1 to battlefury, +2 to topaz "Alright, I think that I'm going to..." Wait just a second, I have something for you. 10/10 expened: Uranium's Umbrage Assembled! Uranium's Umbrage: Level 6 ((justification: the max is only 1 level lower, figured I could slice off two charge points for that from what the charge amount would be under other circumstances)) A glowing green sword, steeped in minor time-magics allowing the wielder to, upon proper mastery of the blade, split themselves into up to three time clones for short periods of time, allowing one person multi-man combo attacks. "Sweeeeet..." "So... who to attack this round?" The AGs got obliterated two rounds in a row... "Yes, but they also have the entity advantage still." Fine, we'll flip a coin. ((Using that dice site you set up consumer)) "Heads AG, Tails PG?" Sure. Eric flips the coin. Tails. "Tails." "PGs it is then." Eric brandishes Uranium's Umbrage. "Let's see how good you spartans are at sparring." Was that supposed to be a pun? "Oh jeez, that was, wasn't it?" Pbbbth. Eric charges at them, jumping into the air, and as he comes down, he seems to blur, shifting into three figures instead of one. All three of these figures, each one with the senses and knowledge of both of the others, begin carving a bloody swath through the remainder of the spartan forces, each one there to intercept if the spartans attempt to back-stab them or something similar. Finally, Eric comes out the other side of the forces, and his two time clones dissipate. He walks over to a clear, flat spot and slumps to the ground. "That... was... exhausting... Whew!" Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazened with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 5 finalbattlestartsnow: 5 pricey: 1 topaz: 5

The Spartans are killed.

Uranium's Umbrage accepted, as the first charged alchemy, but I'll set up a rule for charged alchemies right here and right now: for every 2 charge points, a Level is gained, being allowed to break the level cap by up to 1 level. but no assists are allowed. UU, due to being the first one is the only exception to this.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1457726225))

9/10 Summon 1/7 Charged attack +1 Piono, +2 Battlefury "Hey, I take offense! My sense of consequences make perfect sense! I die, I take a turn to respawn. I piss off COA, I get banned or lose benefits of some sort." The One gets a sick look on his face, the first time it has changed from a blank face since he smirked when he entered. "Apparently, I'm more connected to Star than I thought. He just did his suicide attack to come after me in the past. So, the thing about birds that give off so much light that it's hard to see...summoning them really isn't...BRIGHT! YEAAAAHHH!" The Umbral One puts on a pair of shades due to the terrible pun. This has the side effect of making it easier to see the bird. "Bird! Over here!" The Bird turns...and blinds itself in the mirrored sunglasses. "Now, let's see, what powers are connected to mirrored Sunglasses...I know!" The One removes the Sunglasses, and releases a ruby-colored laser beam straight into the bird.

**Divinity Alicia111: This is what I mean.
**Divinity Alicia111: Who's 'COA'?
**Divinity Alicia111: The user of the Update Terminal.

Due to being a Light Elemental shaped like a bird (not a bird fused with light), it is not blinded and instead becomes more speedy on the laser approaching it due to the high amounts of light radiating from it, successfully dodging it on a near natural 1.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457729936))

Alright, I'm impatient, just gonna post again. 2/6 for The Giga gun 15/15 for The Fortress (+1 from FBSN) 1/5 for earth corps 1/15 for earth core +1 to FBSN and +2 to topaz 15/15 expended: Fortress summoned. Behind Eric, back at the spawn point, a massive structure rises out of the Earth. It is an enormous castle, fortified with rock walls and reinforced with all manner of fancy materials like obsidian and super-steel. This zone has health of it's own, and barring having their own spawn-point, whenever a "Player" entity dies, they'll respawn here. A number of floating wisps move about within, forcibly evicting any players who attempt to damage the structure and repairing damage. Unfortunately, due to passive griefing on the server, the wisps' regen won't actually have any stat effect unless an event of some kind prevents the regular players from respawning, in which case it will regain some moderate regen from the wisps. Players who do not attack the fortress are immune to all damage from outside, but cannot act to affect things outside it either. Entities from outside as well as players can enter the fortress, although attempting to damage the fortress from within or getting involved in a fight will result in the wisps attacking us, but because we (the actual IRL players) can see the update, we can see the wisps, and thus destroy them. Whenever there are aggressors within the fortress, the fortress will spawn 1 wisp swarm within its halls, with 1000 health and 1000 (or however much health is equivalent to 1 damage to a player entity) damage, completely immune to any damage source not coming from a player of this game (not Player the entity type. They still can't target wisps just like other entities) and will evenly spread damage between all aggressors. There IS a max number of wisp swarms. No more than 25 wisp swarms per 'aggressor' can exist at a time. If more than that exist, 5 wisp swarms will despawn every round until the number drops down TO the max (the max when there are no aggressors inside the fortress is 10) If at any time the number of wisp swarms is less than 5, the fortress will immediately spawn however many are needed to bring it up to 5. Once you've been labeled an 'aggressor', you can't re-enter the fortress without being targeted by the wisps, the exceptions being anything pardoned by me or Eric, and Eric himself. I know this is complicated, but I want to have some method to keep this alive long enough for my upgrade charges to get onto it. Anyways, as much of the charge as possible goes to giving this thing absurd amounts of health, since all it acts to do is prevent Player entities and Players from being spawn-killed. It also counts as its own zone, with the Terrain: Fortress, which is the wisp effect. I can keep track of wisps if you want. Weather in the fortress is currently Clear. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazened with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 5 finalbattlestartsnow: 6 pricey: 1 topaz: 5

The Fortress summoned, creating it's own zone. It may have lower health than you expected, though.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457738107))

Spongebawb buries a tv endlessly playing season 5-8 of Spongebob in the Luminious Desert. It finds it so horrifying, it rockets it out of the sand, underneath verdana. it crushs into a USO (Unimportant Stellar Object). The object turns out to be a comet. Verdana freezes.= 4/5 (from final battle) (1 from ponio) 1/5 1+ to final 1+ to ponio 1+ topaz

Verdana takes 4 damage, but the comet crashes into a completely different part of the server.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1457752501))

Sorodin takes out Oblivion and points it skyward. Sorodin> I'm not quite sure if this will work. I hope it does. Releasing his trigger finger, an arrow from Oblivion rockets towards the sun, seeming to have infinite momentum. As it becomes only a speck in the sky, all light from the sun... simply ceases to exist. The server is dark, aside from the Luminous Bird.   "But Sorodin!" You say, "Blindness has little effect on Alicia! The Curse o-"   Just be quiet, I'm attacking. The darkness crawls towards the battlefield, slowly but surely. As it reaches it, it spreads towards the only light left to feed on: The Luminous Bird. As the corruption extinguishes the last light, a strangled squacking can be heard as the Luminous Bird dies, being robbed of its essence. Sorodin catches the arrow when it falls, and the sun starts emitting light again. +3 piono Timed Bomb && Harness = Suicide Chestplate (Explodes on death) 2/4 Raaiiinbooooowwwzzzzzzzz 10/10 If anybody was looking up at the newly restored sun, they would see an object hurtling down at them. As it gets closer, people can start to hear a song. meowmeowmeowmeow The object starts leaving rainbows in the sky. Don't ask. meowmeowmeowmeow People can start to make out a pop tart. meowmeowmeowmeow And suddenly, all at once, the object hits the ground, rainbows explode everywhere, and the song gets so loud entities are covering their ears. The cat-poptart hybrid crawls out of the crater. Nyan Cat> Meow? [AG] Nyan Cat [AG] 9/9 Bites Attacks: ~ Rainbow Bomb ~ Throws a compacted bomb of rainbows at an enemy. It hurts and has an increased chance of inflicting Confusion. 2 turn charge. ~ Rainbow Veil ~ Encases itself in rainbows, which increases it's dodge chance by 10% if below 71% dodge rate. 5 turn charge. ~ MEOW ~ Annoys PGs and Hostiles out of attacking. One attacker annoyed = one charge point, with a base of 3 turn charge. ~ Hyperdeath ~ Surrounds the battlefield in rainbows, making the Terrain and Weather "RAINBOWZZZZ". RAINBOWZZZ has a 50% chance of making an opposing entity confused for one turn, and only lasts 3 turns. 10 turn charge. Passives ~ Om nom nom ~ The most attackers can do to it is 1 Bite of damage at a time. Anyone who hits it gains one Well Fed stack. ~ It's Still A Cat ~ Does minicrits on rodent and bird based attackers and takes double damage from dogs. ~ Confuzzleated ~ Attacks have a 20% chance of inflicting Confused, which gives an entity a 20% chance to hit itself. Ultra Confused is the status when an enemy has 3 stacks of Confusion. An Ultra Confused entity has a 70% chance of hitting itself. Starts off with 80% evasiveness, but regular attacks do not lower this, only attacks directly targeting it's evasiveness. (Too OP or underpowered? I rock at failing to balance. ) Lofty Perch 7/15  (+4 from piono, +1 from Battlefury) THE  SPEED IS REAL

Alicia points out the masses of torches on the server, and the darkness is slowed down to consume some of those, before eating half of the Luminous Bird for an undodgable 25,000 HP of damage and dissipating. The server, unsurprisingly, freaks out, causing two players from the nearby faction versus war and a player that happened to be nearby to appear on the battlefield.

Nyan Cat summoned, with 6 Bites and a 50% evasion chance.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457755280))

Spongebawb sends Verdana on an adventure on his favorite rocket ship. ...to the sun. 5/10 Tac Nyan 1/5 1+ to final 1+ to ponio 1+ topa

The rocket ship has little to no fuel, and crashes, dealing 5 damage. Alicia is giving you death glares at your attempted murder of her only Descendant.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1457758179))

+2 Piono, +1 Topazian 10/10 Summoning... 3/7 (+1^) The Umbral One summons...the letter S! It sinks down into the middle of desert. Des-ert. DESSERT! Suddenly, the ground changes into a gigantic Cake made entirely out of glowstone. The Umbral One takes a finger, and sticks it into the ground, taking a lick. "Still tasty, despite being made from rock." What does this do? Well, besides replacing the desert terrain, it gives all AZ entities and players Well Fed status up until it is removed. And 1 HP of regen.

The One gains 2 health, breaking the health cap.

The Luminous Desert refuses to go, and becomes the Luminous Dessert. Since it would be redundant to have Well Fed and regen, it gives 4,000 HP of regen to every Anti-Godmodder.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1457776032))

I like how both of the attacks directed against me this turn were made by the same guy. Makes it much easier to decide who should die. Verdana grins at Spongebawb. And I think he knows who he is, too. How about I show you something my original self picked up from Project Destrier? Questionable Ethics: 5/5 - SPENT With a flash, Verdana steps forward and... taps Spongebawb once. A sudden shadow falls over the entire battleground. When it lifts, it reveals that Verdana has apparently bound Spongebawb in a painful-looking arrangement of scientific equipment, the unfortunate victim suspended within a somewhat cramped tank of salt water. Flames are licking at the bottom of the tank, and a thermometer attached to the arrangement reads that the water is very close to boiling point. Additionally, to ensure that Spongebawb can't escape, the unfortunate sponge has been held in place with various arms of metal reaching inside the tank and clamping over each limb, a tight and secure lid on top of the tank trapping the heat and any possible produced gas inside the salt water. Verdana, who is reclining in a comfy-looking chair nearby, stands up and walks over to the arrangement. Now, let the experiments begin. A curtain of concealment falls over the arrangement of scientific gear, preventing the exact details of what happens beneath the curtain from being seen. Maybe for better, maybe for worse. Of course, it's probably already known by now what the experiment was about. Some time later, the curtain is lifted. It's... probably best not to say what happened to Spongebawb, but... well... let's just say, it was really unethical, and the results are not pretty. What did you expect from someone boiling a living sponge? Verdana stares at the arrangement for some time, then shrugs. Admittedly, I overdid it a little, but... look, if I had done that according to the original instructions, that'd probably have made him STRONGER. That's not something I particularly want to happen. RED Space Soldier: 2/15 (+1 from Alicia)

First of all, charge attacks are now nerfed against players to a (2 * Charge Amount) level, which is why this attack deals 13 HP of damage to Spongebawb as well as giving him two turns of burning.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The sandstorm happens while the Luminous Dessert heals 4 HP to all Anti-Godmodders, as well as summoning a pack of Luminous Wolves.

Ascension's luck does not exist at all with the non-investigating players of the faction war attempting to take a potshot at the person who they think removed the light on the server, but missing and dealing 6 damage to him. He then snipes the Luminous Bird and misses. The Boss-Killer Rubber Duck uses the fact that the light aura is plot important to deal a mini-critted 15,000 damage to the Luminous Bird while Nyan Cat uses It's Still A Cat to deal another mini-crit to the Luminous Bird, killing it.

itsjustaprankbro and xX024AllScopeXx, two of the players in the factions war glare at each other, before speaking.
MLG xX024AllScopeXx: so, what's happening here?
*PranksterCrew itsjustaprankbro: Yeah, what he said.
[100 Blocks High]**Mates B1NARY: I am also confused.
(Fallen From Grace) Ascension: Alicia is here, and we're fighting her.
*PranksterCrew itsjustaprankbro: Oh. Alicia, where's the 'absolutely amazing' base?
MLG xX024AllScopeXx: were's our free base that they want.
*PranksterCrew itsjustaprankbro: She promised us it first!
[100 Blocks High]**Mates B1NARY: What's even y0ur pr0blem with Al1c1a? She d1dn't ban me for l1ttle to n0 reas0n.
(Fallen From Grace) Ascension: You got banned because you insulted all of the current moderators at the time as well as selling alts to several other banned users. The only reason you were unbanned is because stevei convinced us to let you be unbanned.
**Divinity Alicia111: Now, now, I'm sort of dealing with the problem of rebellion but as soon as I get a break, I'll give you the base. I messed up, so it's two different bases.

The three players are relatively confused at their allegiance and don't attack anything, for now.

The Luminous Wolves bit at Ascension and the One, dealing 5 damage to both of them.

Alicia gives Verdana a +1 before dropping a stick on the floor. Wooden pillars then rise up out of the desert, dealing 6 damage to the One, Sorodin, Eric and Ascension. She then takes out a Spawn Egg, throws it in a particularly bright part of the Luminous Desert and takes it back before using it, creating a Luminous Terror Zombie.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Convince the players to your side.

[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Disable the Luminous Desert.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Luminous Dessert (Creates enemies, requires a concerted effort to remove, all Anti-Godmodders have 4,000 HP of regeneration.)
Weather: Sandstorm (Non-PGs take 1,000 damage per turn) I
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 12/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 7/20 HP, Burning: II, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] Pricey12345: 18/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 11/20 HP

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 3/20 HP, Has 1 Armour, Anti-PVP: II

[PG] engie/Verdana: 11/20 HP

[AG-PL] Ascension: 4/100 HP, Bad Luck: [b]I[/b]
[AG] Boss-Killer Rubber Duck: 29,000/40,000 HP, Deals mini-crits to plot important entities, and criticals to bosses, QUACK: III, Molten Rubber: IIII
[AG] Nyan Cat: 6/6 Bites, Gives Well-Fed on hit, 20% chance to Confuse on attack, Very Evasive (50%), Rainbow Bomb: III, Rainbow Veil: IIIII, MEOW: III, Hyperdeath: IIIIIIIIII

[N] Fortress: 70,000/70,000 HP, Default respawn point for PL players, Leads to the Fortress.
[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, Can be convinced to join a side.
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, Can be convinced to join a side.
[N-PL] B1NARY: 20/20 HP (x4), Can be convinced to join a side., Definitely not possessed by the Employer or anything...

[PG] Luminous Wolf: 10,000/10,000 HP (x6)
[PG] Luminous Terror Zombie: 60,000/60,000 HP

[GM] Alicia111: 48/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps on every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞
[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x5), Immune to non-Descendants.



Originally posted on 2016-03-12 14:15:00

4/7
1/10

"Hey, B1nary guy? You see that guy over there helping Alicia? The one named Verdana?
He REALLY hates the Conflict. As in, will kill you simply because you're talking like the conflict, or because your name is B1nary.
If you join our side instead of his, you have a moderate chance of survival. If you join his side, you're getting stabbed...or shot...or killed in some grotesque manner."
And COA, it's cake made of Glowstone. Of course it's luminous dessert. Now all we need to do is subtract the luminous part.

The One give large amounts of steak to the Luminous Zombie. So much, in fact, that he gets trapped under the metric ton of steak. He eventually gets out of the steak trap. However, in the meantime the One has told the Luminous Wolves that there's some nice tasty steak over there. The actual steak has, of course, disappeared into a portal. So what's left is a steak-scented Zombie. The Wolves decide that the Zombie is a close enough substitute for Steak, and bite off some chunks. As he's a zombie, this only causes light damage, but the rancid nature of being a zombie makes the wolves sick.

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 18:42:00

Unknown 1/15 ==============
Lofty Perch 10/15 =============== (+1 from Battlefury, +1 from FinalBattle)
+3 Piono

Suicide Chestplate 3/4

Oh dear. Dogs.

Sorodin takes a quick glace at Nyan Cat before turning to the Luminous Wolves. Sorodin runs back for a second, and comes back with a noticeably less full backpack. He then tells the Luminous Wolves that there's some bones - a lot of bones from Terror Skeletons back there. The wolves go sprinting off to get the bones. When they come back, bones in mouths, they are poisoned, impaled, burned, squashed, and blown up by my several anti-bone turrets.

The Boss-Killer Rubber Duck will use QUACK, and if that's not ready, attack whatever Luminous Creatures are left, giving the Wolves priority.
Nyan Cat will attack a Luminous Creature, giving the Wolves priority.

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 20:15:00

Storage Shotgun OR cannon = Storage Cannon Level 2 3/3 finish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forgot to finish this a while back.
Spongebawb simply drops a black, red-eyed cat with a waffle body down for this attack.
Tac Nyan: Hello. It seems i am not charged, and therefore, cannot destroy you... Yet.

Tac Nyan floats over to the dogs, who, enticed by his tasty waffley body, try to eat him. This backfires, as, unlike Nyan Cat, he is trained in multiple Dog and Variations Extermination Methods.

He starts off by unleashing an insane amount of black magic Lightning, and channels them into a Tempest Cloud, causing the targets to be soaked and then pounded to ashes by lightning.
Then, he quickly backs off to outer space, knowing full well the Dogs will magically gain wings of light to pursue him. Its a trap, of course

As they get near, thin beams of black and grey come from the direction of the Tac Nyan, as they spear the dogs, causing them to fall. Once they fall, they fall into a pit filled with Beam Explosions. The bomb explodes and black and grey las0rs are sent in all directions.
Then, Tac Nyan loads the Storage Cannon with his Death Beams, Tempest Clouds, Ice Bolts, Clouds of Anti-Wolf Gas, Anti-Verdana gas (disclaimer: This attack not directed at Verdana. Any accidental damage will be "compensated"), Posion Gas, Chlorine, Neurotoxin gas, nerve gas, multipiling anti-dog naplam gas, sugar bombs, nuclear missiles, Fire Bolts, arrows with Flame and Punch 5555, Dog Melting Fluid, Dog Residue, Poisoned Dog Salad, Cat Food, Terminators, Pryos, Heavys, Spys, Damage-To-Verdana Elemental Power Compensator (actually a remover), IHateWolves, itsjustaprankdude. He then fires all of them out, devastating the dogs.
He then reveals everything related to Verdana and itsjustaprankdude is a prank, causing extra prank damage. He then offers itsjustaprankdude a meal and soda, as well as stating that anyone who takes "MLG" seriously and is not a pro at everything in gaming is probably to full of themselves.


6/10 Tac Nyan
2/5
1+ to final
1+ to ponio
1+ topaz

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 02:32:00

@COA: Meh, it's a bit lower than I'd like, but I can live with it. This is meant to be a turtling charge so I can save up to do something big later on in the game, since that's the kind of thing I prefer to do. Big explosion-y funstuffs.
4/6 for the giga gun
5/5 for earth corps. 2/5 for earthen defenses.
7/15 for earth core
+1 to battlefury, FBSN and topaz

"Ouch. That was painful, really Alicia, I opened up a field-wipe for Verdana over there and THAT'S how you pay me back?"
You HAVE wiped out the PG forces pretty effectively at times too, though.
"... I guess that's true."
"I still think I'm gonna ollie-outie"
After doing just that, Eric hops onto a random skateboard and ollie-outies back to the spawn point and the interior of the Fortress.
"Alright, time to see if this works."
He pulls out Uranium's Umbrage, and splits into three. All three of himself simultaneously cast healing spells on each other to attempt to bring Eric's health back up.
He then goes up to the wall of the Fortress (still in the fortress zone) and waves to everybody else.
"Just a note to the three separate parties that just showed up out there on the battlefield, I kinda own the world spawn, helping me out might be in your best interests. Also, don't try to take pot-shots at me or I'll cut you in half with my time powers. Only attack me unless you have a legitimate reason for doing so if you value your life... or at least your inventory, since I guess I can't actually kill your real-world selves from here."

5/5 expended! Earth corps summoned!
A new building has been summoned within the interior of The Fortress: The Earth barracks, this summons 5 earth archons every round. The barracks itself has 15K health and is inside of the fortress, it is also considered part of it, so attacking it will result in BAD TIMES. Trust me on this.
I'm not completely certain what the stats for the earth archons should be, but they're meant to be mooks, so obviously they're going to have less health to compensate for this only being a 5 post charge.
I'm going to be summoning a few more of these, so could I have baseline stats for standard archons in terms of balanced attack and defense upon which to base their stats after this?
But just to get this over with, the earth archons have high health and slightly lower than average attack power, but additionally are completely unable to target airborne entities.

The archons will join the wisp swarms in defending the Fortress if it comes to that, but the archons will be able to move outside the fortress to attack aggressors from outside if such is ever needed. Eric will follow with his absurd amounts of overwhelming attack description.



Originally posted on 2016-03-13 02:41:00

7/10 Tac Nyan
4/4 (1+ from ponio)
Spongebawb enters the fortress and builds the [Ag] Embassy
[Ag] Embassy. Ag subsection within the fort, can only be entered by Ag or piono. Cannot be used to sneak in entitys to take over the fort with you gorrlialord
Ag entitys upon becoming hostile to the fort are booted and will take crits from fortress entitys, as well as said entitys gaining double actions when they attack AG entitys.
Provides regen to [AG] entitys within the Embassy. Has a defense turret that will assist the fortress in defense. A tower on it allows a long-ranged weapon based ahlmecy to be placed to enhance defense.
1+ to final
1+ to ponio
1+ topaz

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 02:51:00

OOC item shop: Buy Xblades, then rename to Xponge xlades

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 02:53:00

@battlefury: Well... if you insist... here's your copy of the Xblades for 5 store credits. Also, thanks for the power boost. Engie, you might want to follow suit to even out the discrepancy, as I'm not really going to stop them, and I've got my own charges planned out so I'm afraid I can't add in a PG embassy of my own.
6/6 for the giga gun: The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
3/5 for earthen defenses
8/15 for the earth core
+3 to battlefury for the addition to the fortress.

Eric waves to spongebawb.
"Hullo. Thanks for the addition, it is much appreciated. Enjoy your stay, pull a chair, have a drink, and try not to start a fight."
Eric steps aside as an errant player is chased out of the fort by one of the wisp swarms for trying to steal the flag off of the earth barracks.
"Welp, guess he's having a bad day. Griefing is bad kids."
Eric continues to self-heal through the previous method described, and also tosses spongebawb a medi-kit as another little thank-you for the new addition onto the fortress.


Battlefury gains 2 store credit for the fortress addition. There is now a new way to gain store credit, favors.
Favors take the form of charges that support the fortress.
Any charge that supports the fortress that I particularly like will add to your store credit by the amount of the charge divided by two. If I don't particularly like it, it'll be the amount of the charge divided by three. This is just to give a little extra incentive to those on the fence about making an addition to the fortress, and not to get people to dogpile onto my fortress. They can if they want, but I don't want this to turn into "Defend The Fortress" so try to keep your favors to a minimum.
If for some reason, somebody ends up using a charge to buff Eric, that'll gain store credit at a rate of one-fourth the amount expended. Just putting that there in case any fights pop up with people rooting for me so I can toss stuff back to them in some way.

I might make it so people can call in favors from me using store credit, although those will only take the form of me using one-time actions and my entities to assist them, rather than charges.
I'm just turning into a mercenary warlord, aren't I?

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 03:25:00

I expend my ChurgeATK #2 named Silver/Blue Missiles of Death!

I grab the phone then I speak to my imaginary army named Project Storm about the 2 Luminous creatures.

An Project Storm Sargent: Thanks for spending Charge Points however, we are going to mark the Luminous Terror Zombie and the Luminous Wolves.

Luminous Terror Zombie and Luminous Wolves have been marked!

There is 2 giant missiles which has the logo of Project Storm. it is coloured silver and blue targeted the first missile is the Luminous Terror Zombie and the second missile is the Luminous Wolves. The missiles landed on the Terror Zombie first and the another splits up into smaller ones (Small but still has the same power) on the Luminous Wolves creating the large explosion. I complain to Project Storm that they are going to break the Bedrock with these however,

An Project Storm Sargent: Sorry about that, however the Silver/Blue Missiles of Death are designed to break up to Obsidian however, these cannot destroy Bedrock thankfully.

Charges:

ChurgeATK #2 10/10 EXPENDED!

??? 7/15 +5 to Spongebawb and +2 from Piono

??? 1/15

Charge Storage: NONE

+3 to Piono (So sorry about the incident)

Alchemies:
Nah.

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)

Damage Dealt: 27,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 (Defeating jAFK)
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2 (Due to Suicide themed Attack that defeated him)

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 08:03:00

Luminous desert, huh... that gives me an idea.

Verdana promptly turns and walks right into one of the brightest patches of the desert for a few moments. When he returns, he has physically become the sun. In his form as the sun, he wanders over to Ascension and focuses all of his sun power into a single blast of pure solar energy, streaming forth from his hands, the pure power output of an entire sun being focused into a single ray that extends forth, making contact with Ascension...

...And doing bugger all aside from giving him a severe case of skin cancer.

Verdana then backs off and gives every PG present steak. Including himself. And Alicia.

RED Space Soldier: 4/15 (+1 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 10:27:00

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1457808168))

4/7 1/10 "Hey, B1nary guy? You see that guy over there helping Alicia? The one named Verdana? He REALLY hates the Conflict. As in, will kill you simply because you're talking like the conflict, or because your name is B1nary. If you join our side instead of his, you have a moderate chance of survival. If you join his side, you're getting stabbed...or shot...or killed in some grotesque manner." And COA, it's cake made of Glowstone. Of course it's luminous dessert. Now all we need to do is subtract the luminous part. The One give large amounts of steak to the Luminous Zombie. So much, in fact, that he gets trapped under the metric ton of steak. He eventually gets out of the steak trap. However, in the meantime the One has told the Luminous Wolves that there's some nice tasty steak over there. The actual steak has, of course, disappeared into a portal. So what's left is a steak-scented Zombie. The Wolves decide that the Zombie is a close enough substitute for Steak, and bite off some chunks. As he's a zombie, this only causes light damage, but the rancid nature of being a zombie makes the wolves sick.

The Luminous Wolves unfortunately do not have proper digestive systems, being completely composed of light, so the Luminous Terror Zombie is simply eaten for 15,000 damage. This, however, makes the Luminous Wolves stronger due to the light absorbed from the Luminous Terror Zombie.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1457813750))

Unknown 1/15 ============== Lofty Perch 10/15  =============== (+1 from Battlefury, +1 from FinalBattle) +3 Piono Suicide Chestplate 3/4 Oh dear. Dogs. Sorodin takes a quick glace at Nyan Cat before turning to the Luminous Wolves. Sorodin runs back for a second, and comes back with a noticeably less full backpack. He then tells the Luminous Wolves that there's some bones - a lot of bones from Terror Skeletons back there. The wolves go sprinting off to get the bones. When they come back, bones in mouths, they are poisoned, impaled, burned, squashed, and blown up by my several anti-bone turrets. The Boss-Killer Rubber Duck will use QUACK, and if that's not ready, attack whatever Luminous Creatures are left, giving the Wolves priority. Nyan Cat will attack a Luminous Creature, giving the Wolves priority.

Your entities will follow your orders.

[100 Blocks High] **Mates B1NARY: What 1s th1s C0nflict that y0u're talk1ng about?
[100 Blocks High] **Mates B1NARY: 1f I j0in y0ur s1de, w0uldn't that make h1m m0re l1kely t0 stab me?

Every Luminous Wolf takes 6,000 damage.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457836364))

Storage Shotgun OR cannon = Storage Cannon Level 2 3/3 finish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forgot to finish this a while back. Spongebawb simply drops a black, red-eyed cat with a waffle body down for this attack. Tac Nyan: Hello. It seems i am not charged, and therefore, cannot destroy you... Yet. Tac Nyan floats over to the dogs, who, enticed by his tasty waffley body, try to eat him. This backfires, as, unlike Nyan Cat, he is trained in multiple Dog and Variations Extermination Methods. He starts off by unleashing an insane amount of black magic Lightning, and channels them into a Tempest Cloud, causing the targets to be soaked and then pounded to ashes by lightning.  Then, he quickly backs off to outer space, knowing full well the Dogs will magically gain wings of light to pursue him. Its a trap, of course As they get near, thin beams of black and grey come from the direction of the Tac Nyan, as they spear the dogs, causing them to fall. Once they fall, they fall into a pit filled with Beam Explosions. The bomb explodes and black and grey las0rs are sent in all directions. Then, Tac Nyan loads the Storage Cannon with his Death Beams, Tempest Clouds, Ice Bolts, Clouds of Anti-Wolf Gas, Anti-Verdana gas (disclaimer: This attack not directed at Verdana. Any accidental damage will be "compensated"), Posion Gas, Chlorine, Neurotoxin gas, nerve gas, multipiling anti-dog naplam gas, sugar bombs, nuclear missiles, Fire Bolts, arrows with Flame and Punch 5555, Dog Melting Fluid, Dog Residue, Poisoned Dog Salad, Cat Food, Terminators, Pryos, Heavys, Spys, Damage-To-Verdana Elemental Power Compensator (actually a remover), IHateWolves, itsjustaprankdude. He then fires all of them out, devastating the dogs. He then reveals everything related to Verdana and itsjustaprankdude is a prank, causing extra prank damage. He then offers itsjustaprankdude a meal and soda, as well as stating that anyone who takes "MLG" seriously and is not a pro at everything in gaming is probably to full of themselves. 6/10 Tac Nyan 2/5 1+ to final 1+ to ponio 1+ topaz

Storage Shotgun || Cannon = Storage Cannon (Level 2)
Storage Cannon: A cannon that also can absorb and store items to fire out of it.

What dogs? Wolves are also canines, but these are not mere wolves, but light elementals in the shape of Wolves, which means you take a random dog/normal wolf from the server and murder a poor, innocent dog. Many dog fans and dogs are sad.

PranksterCrew itsjustaprankdude: who are you and what have i done to you
PranksterCrew itsjustaprankdude: but yeah screw major league both the faction and proper mlg

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457836872))

@COA: Meh, it's a bit lower than I'd like, but I can live with it. This is meant to be a turtling charge so I can save up to do something big later on in the game, since that's the kind of thing I prefer to do. Big explosion-y funstuffs. 4/6 for the giga gun 5/5 for earth corps. 2/5 for earthen defenses. 7/15 for earth core +1 to battlefury, FBSN and topaz "Ouch. That was painful, really Alicia, I opened up a field-wipe for Verdana over there and THAT'S how you pay me back?" You HAVE wiped out the PG forces pretty effectively at times too, though. "... I guess that's true." "I still think I'm gonna ollie-outie" After doing just that, Eric hops onto a random skateboard and ollie-outies back to the spawn point and the interior of the Fortress. "Alright, time to see if this works." He pulls out Uranium's Umbrage, and splits into three. All three of himself simultaneously cast healing spells on each other to attempt to bring Eric's health back up. He then goes up to the wall of the Fortress (still in the fortress zone) and waves to everybody else. "Just a note to the three separate parties that just showed up out there on the battlefield, I kinda own the world spawn, helping me out might be in your best interests. Also, don't try to take pot-shots at me or I'll cut you in half with my time powers. Only attack me unless you have a legitimate reason for doing so if you value your life... or at least your inventory, since I guess I can't actually kill your real-world selves from here." 5/5 expended! Earth corps summoned! A new building has been summoned within the interior of The Fortress: The Earth barracks, this summons 5 earth archons every round. The barracks itself has 15K health and is inside of the fortress, it is also considered part of it, so attacking it will result in BAD TIMES. Trust me on this. I'm not completely certain what the stats for the earth archons should be, but they're meant to be mooks, so obviously they're going to have less health to compensate for this only being a 5 post charge. I'm going to be summoning a few more of these, so could I have baseline stats for standard archons in terms of balanced attack and defense upon which to base their stats after this? But just to get this over with, the earth archons have high health and slightly lower than average attack power, but additionally are completely unable to target airborne entities. The archons will join the wisp swarms in defending the Fortress if it comes to that, but the archons will be able to move outside the fortress to attack aggressors from outside if such is ever needed. Eric will follow with his absurd amounts of overwhelming attack description. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 8 finalbattlestartsnow: 8 pricey: 1 topaz: 11

**Divinity Alicia111: I assisted you for that, so you shouldn't complain too much when I murder you for being my enemy later.
You move to the Fortress and heal for 8 HP, including the 1 HP of damage prevention that I forgot to include. It appears that repeated healing may invoke the Curse of Repetitiveness until you attack.

MLG xX024AllScopeXx: no you dont
*PranksterCrew itsjustaprankbro: Wait, so we have to spawn in your fortress? Who gave you the right to tell us that?
*PranksterCrew itsjustaprankbro: VVV==ATTENTION ALL ASCENSIONCRAFT PLAYERS==VVV
*PranksterCrew itsjustaprankbro: According to some genius named Eric who has threatened to kill us if we oppose him, the default spawn point is in a fortress in the middle of an active battlefield against Alicia. Yeah.
*PranksterCrew itsjustaprankbro: SET YOUR OWN SPAWN POINTS OR RISK BEING KILLED.

Just to make this more obvious, itsjustaprankbro opens up a Pesterchum Memo about this and adds everybody in the offical AscensionCraft pesterchum to it. He's really determined to ruin your publicity.

The Earth Barracks summoned. Earth Archons will have 500 HP and 200 ATK while standard Archons will have 250 HP and 250 ATK each as a 5 post charge. Be wary that the Curse of Repetitiveness may nerf Archons if summoned too frequently.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457837467))

7/10 Tac Nyan 4/4 (1+ from ponio) Spongebawb enters the fortress and builds the [Ag] Embassy [Ag] Embassy. Ag subsection within the fort, can only be entered by Ag or piono. Cannot be used to sneak in entitys to take over the fort with you gorrlialord Ag entitys upon becoming hostile to the fort are booted and will take crits from fortress entitys, as well as said entitys gaining double actions when they attack AG entitys. Provides regen to [AG] entitys within the Embassy. Has a defense turret that will assist the fortress in defense. A tower on it allows a long-ranged weapon based ahlmecy to be placed to enhance defense. 1+ to final 1+ to ponio 1+ topaz

Anti-Godmodder Embassy added to the fort.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457837604))

OOC item shop: Buy Xblades, then rename to Xponge xlades

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457839507))

@battlefury: Well... if you insist... here's your copy of the Xblades for 5 store credits. Also, thanks for the power boost. Engie, you might want to follow suit to even out the discrepancy, as I'm not really going to stop them, and I've got my own charges planned out so I'm afraid I can't add in a PG embassy of my own. 6/6 for the giga gun: The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. 3/5 for earthen defenses 8/15 for the earth core +3 to battlefury for the addition to the fortress. Eric waves to spongebawb. "Hullo. Thanks for the addition, it is much appreciated. Enjoy your stay, pull a chair, have a drink, and try not to start a fight." Eric steps aside as an errant player is chased out of the fort by one of the wisp swarms for trying to steal the flag off of the earth barracks. "Welp, guess he's having a bad day. Griefing is bad kids." Eric continues to self-heal through the previous method described, and also tosses spongebawb a medi-kit as another little thank-you for the new addition onto the fortress. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazoned with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. The Giga Gun (level 5): The latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 6 finalbattlestartsnow: 8 pricey: 1 topaz: 11 store credit methods: +1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio. useful fortress additions, 2:1 charge point to store credit ratio. unuseful fortress additions, 3:1 charge point to store credit ratio. Buffing Eric, 4:1 charge point to story credit ratio. Battlefury gains 2 store credit for the fortress addition. There is now a new way to gain store credit, favors. Favors take the form of charges that support the fortress. Any charge that supports the fortress that I particularly like will add to your store credit by the amount of the charge divided by two. If I don't particularly like it, it'll be the amount of the charge divided by three. This is just to give a little extra incentive to those on the fence about making an addition to the fortress, and not to get people to dogpile onto my fortress. They can if they want, but I don't want this to turn into "Defend The Fortress" so try to keep your favors to a minimum. If for some reason, somebody ends up using a charge to buff Eric, that'll gain store credit at a rate of one-fourth the amount expended. Just putting that there in case any fights pop up with people rooting for me so I can toss stuff back to them in some way. I might make it so people can call in favors from me using store credit, although those will only take the form of me using one-time actions and my entities to assist them, rather than charges. I'm just turning into a mercenary warlord, aren't I?

You and Spongebawb both gain 4 health, the Curse of Repetitiveness negating your alchemy buff.

Yes, yes you are.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1457856219))

I expend my ChurgeATK #2 named Silver/Blue Missiles of Death! I grab the phone then I speak to my imaginary army named Project Storm about the 2 Luminous creatures. An Project Storm Sargent: Thanks for spending Charge Points however, we are going to mark the Luminous Terror Zombie and the Luminous Wolves. Luminous Terror Zombie and Luminous Wolves have been marked! There is 2 giant missiles which has the logo of Project Storm. it is coloured silver and blue targeted the first missile is the Luminous Terror Zombie and the second missile is the Luminous Wolves. The missiles landed on the Terror Zombie first and the another splits up into smaller ones (Small but still has the same power) on the Luminous Wolves creating the large explosion. I complain to Project Storm that they are going to break the Bedrock with these however, An Project Storm Sargent: Sorry about that, however the Silver/Blue Missiles of Death are designed to break up to Obsidian however, these cannot destroy Bedrock thankfully. Charges: ChurgeATK #2 10/10 EXPENDED! ??? 7/15 +5 to Spongebawb and +2 from Piono ??? 1/15 Charge Storage: NONE +3 to Piono (So sorry about the incident) Alchemies: Nah. Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Damage Dealt: 27,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 (Defeating  jAFK) Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2 (Due to Suicide themed Attack that defeated him)

**Divinity Alicia111: Dear Project Storm 'Sargent', don't steal my text color. It makes me unhappy.
**Divinity Alicia111: Verdana sort of does the same thing, but he uses a black background so it's perfectly okay.

The Luminous Terror Zombie takes 15,000 damage while each Luminous Wolf takes 2,500 damage.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1457864830))

Luminous desert, huh... that gives me an idea. Verdana promptly turns and walks right into one of the brightest patches of the desert for a few moments. When he returns, he has physically become the sun. In his form as the sun, he wanders over to Ascension and focuses all of his sun power into a single blast of pure solar energy, streaming forth from his hands, the pure power output of an entire sun being focused into a single ray that extends forth, making contact with Ascension... ...And doing bugger all aside from giving him a severe case of skin cancer. Verdana then backs off and gives every PG present steak. Including himself. And Alicia. RED Space Soldier: 4/15 (+1 from Alicia)

Ascension takes 2 damage from the light beam, and all PGs gain Well Fed, except Alicia as natural regeneration doesn't apply to godmodders.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Sandstorm passes away and all Anti-Godmodders heal 4,000 HP. Alicia drags ADVENT_ here so he can summon Archons from XCOM 2 (flying angelic alien things) to mess with Eric's mind. She then throws them into the Luminous Aura and they become Luminous Archons, while ADVENT_ teleports out.

Ascension's avatar promptly dies from skin cancer before he can act. The Boss-Killer Rubber Duck uses QUACK on the Luminous Wolves gaining a critical as they are considered plot important, and all of the Luminous Wolves die. Nyan Cat rams into the Luminous Terror Zombie for 10,000 damage.

[100 Blocks High]**Mates B1NARY: Verdana d1d n0t attack me. S0 much f0r my m0derate chance of surv1val.
itsjustaprankbro and AllScope idle, while B1NARY takes out a light purple sickle that happens to be shaped like a snake's tail, before cutting the Umbral One with it for lying to him, dealing 8 damage.

The Luminous Archons split up, two of them staying in the battlefield while the last one moves to the Fortress to increase the mind screw for Eric. The remaining Luminous Archons fire blasts at Nyan Cat and Pricey. The shot fired at Nyan Cat misses while the shot fired at Pricey hits for 6 damage. The Luminous Terror Zombie attempts to ram into Nyan Cat, managing to rip off a piece of them for 1 Bite.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana before cutting several massive slices of the cake off and mixing those into Glowstone Shards, as the cake is comprised of Glowstone. She then uses these shards to make an onslaught of shards directed at the Boss-Killer Rubber Duck which takes 12,000 damage and begins deflating.

The Earth Barracks create five Earth Archons.

The Luminous Archon approaches the Earth Barracks and fires at it for 6 damage, causing the Fortress to treat him as an Aggressor.

The Wisp Swarms break entity order to deal 5 damage to it in total, with the Earth Archons being unable to attack it due to it being airborne and the Fortress creates another Wisp Swarm.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Convince the players to your side.

[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Disable the Luminous Desert.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Luminous Dessert (Creates enemies, requires a concerted effort to remove, all Anti-Godmodders have 4,000 HP of regeneration.)
Weather: Clear (No effect.) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 7/20 HP
[AG] Pricey12345: 15/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 14/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 11/20 HP, Well Fed: II

[AG] Boss-Killer Rubber Duck: 20,000/40,000 HP, Deflating: III, Deals mini-crits to plot important entities, and criticals to bosses, QUACK: III, Molten Rubber: IIII
[AG] Nyan Cat: 5/6 Bites, Gives Well-Fed on hit, 20% chance to Confuse on attack, Very Evasive (50%), Rainbow Bomb: III, Rainbow Veil: IIIII, MEOW: III, Hyperdeath: IIIIIIIIII

[N] Fortress: 70,000/70,000 HP, Default respawn point for PL players, Leads to the Fortress.
[N-PL] itsjustaprankbro: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates xX024AllScopeXx, Can be convinced to join a side.
[N-PL] xX024AllScopeXx: 20/20 HP (x3), Hates itsjustaprankbro, Can be convinced to join a side.
[N-PL] B1NARY: 20/20 HP (x4), Can be convinced to join a side., Definitely not possessed by the Employer or anything...

[PG] Luminous Archons: 24/24 HP (x2), Airborne.
[PG] Luminous Terror Zombie: 20,000/60,000 HP, Well Fed: III

[GM] Alicia111: 48/50 HP

[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 25)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞

[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 11/20 HP, Burning: I, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 15/20 HP, Has 1 Armour, Anti-PVP: I

[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities, as well as Fortress entities gaining Double-Action against them. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x6), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] Earth Barracks: 9,000/15,000 HP, Earth Archons: 500/500 HP (x5)

[PG] Luminous Archons: 18/24 HP, Airborne, Aggressor.

AG Embassy:
[AG] Defense Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP
[AG] Alchemy Turret: 6,000/6,000 HP, Must have a ranged alchemy attached to it to work.



Originally posted on 2016-03-13 13:56:00

Unknown 4/15 ============== (+1 from Battlefury, +1 from piono)
Lofty Perch 12/15 ============== (+1 from Battlefury)

+1 Battlefury, +3 piono

Bomber Chestplate 4/4 [DONE!]

Basilisk Eye && Tinted Glasses = Petrifying Gaze 1/???

Sorodin takes a huge band-aid and patches up the Boss-Killer Rubber Duck.

Nyan Cat will attack the Luminous Archons if they're still alive. If not, target the Terror Zombie. NYAN CAT WILL NOT ATTACK THE ONE INSIDE THE FORTRESS.
The Boss-Killer Rubber Ducky will target whatever Luminous Creatures are left, giving the Archons priority. If all Luminous Creatures are dead, it will retreat to the Fortress.

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 18:02:00

7/7 (+1 from Piono and Battlefury)
2/10
+2 Piono, +1 Topaz

"B1nary, you're in a fortress. He's only liable to attack you if you step out of it."

I expend my charge to summon...Bob the super zombie!

This is a regular zombie...yeah, right. This is a zombie that is absolutely covered in stupidly enchanted diamond armor and is usually powerful enough to oneshot players. So, good luck.

10,000 Attack strength, no special attack.
20/20 Health, 10 armor. Only the strongest attacks get through this.
I can't control who he attacks, but it will be a PG entity.

The One decides to ask someone what the heck an Archon is. Then The One decide that he really doesn't care, and just decides to play Tetris.
A block shaped like an L falls next to the Archons. Then a square block falls to the right of the Archons. On the other side of the L block, a horizontal line falls down. The bottom row is now filled, and deletes the blocks from existence. Along with the Archons.

On the right side of everyone's screen, an alert appears.
"The One has set a new high score!"

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 18:21:00

Spongebawb tosses the Archon into the Nether, where it is murdered by an uberghast.


10/10 Tac Nyan (2+ from piono)
Various meow-like noises are heard...
*woem woem woem*
They get closer, and closer....
*woem woem woem* (Woem is meow backwards)
Suddenly, a flying waffle cat leaving behind a dark trail lands on the battlefield. His "meow" is backwards for some reason
[TAC AG] Tac Nyan" 7/7 Waffle Bites. Upon damage, grant Well-Starved to the damager.
45% dodge rate. Attack has a 20% to mark for death and a 1% chance to inflict death outright. Death Chance increases by two for each attack without Death. If it kills a Marked-For-Death entity, gain permanent 5% death chance.
Dog Extermination Skills: Double damage versus Canine entitys.
Do You Like Waffles: Regens 1 bite for each three usage of the word "waffles". Only count one usage of waffles per post to prevent exploiting.
Abilitys: Death Ray ||||, Waffle Wevenge: |||||| Unending Blackness ||||||||





2/2 Tractor Beamz (1+ from piono)
Spongebawb places down a tract0r beam in the F0rtress.
Tract0r beam: Has a 0 in its name. Forces one aggressor airbrone entity to land per tract0r beam. 2000/2000 HP. One Tract0r beam per two charges.
Tract0r Beam Fact0ry: Has two 0's in it's name. Every two charges it gets creates a Tract0r beam.
1+ to ponio
1+ topaz
1+ to final battle

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 22:41:00

Unknown 6/15 ============== (+1 from Battlefury)
Lofty Perch 14/15 (+1 from FSBN) ===============

Where'd Alicia take that second damage from?

Nyan Cat notices the newcomer, and floats over to it.

Nyan Cat> Meow!

Sorodin> More cats?

Sorodin gives Nyan Cat a Potion of Speed II and Nyan Cat drinks it.

Originally posted on 2016-03-13 22:59:00

A red-glowing rent opens in the fabric of the server, cut by a golden blade. The rent widens as a figure in golden armor steps through, before closing again. The figure is fully encased in golden armor, yet any viewer with a modicum of knowledge about metals knows it could not be gold. Gold would definitely not be the best metal for armor, for one. Another problem is that gold armor would be prohibitively heavy, yet this unknown moves as though the armor is as light as conventional iron. Before any more questions can form in the bystanders' minds, the figure draws a massive spear, its blade the exact one that had sliced reality itself to admit the figure.
>Join Battle
>Stone of Fiery Sunlight auto-activated
An aura of golden flame bursts into being around the spear's blade. A diamond at the end of the spear's metal haft flickers with the same golden fire - an effect of the diamond, perhaps?
>Protection of Celestial Bliss
An aura of blue and gold flames adds itself to the golden fire around the blade, quickly spreading to encompass the entire spear. This aura feels defensive in some way.
>Shining Razor Wind, 15m spent
A red-gold corona is added to the other two auras around the spear, seeming to concentrate itself around the blade. This aura promises pain to anything hit by the spear.
>Attack closest being, stunt, write-in
The figure leaps forward and slices through the Luminous Terror Zombie with their glowing spear, before scooping up some sand with the flat of their blade and hurling it into the zombie's eyes, rolling around while the zombie is disoriented and stabbing it through the back. The zombie has a confused look on its face for a second, before the spear is pulled upward, cleanly cutting the zombie's upper torso and head in half.

The figure looks around, appraising the surroundings, before speaking. "Hello, everybody. Name's Mars. Care to tell me who's the strongest in a fight around here? I've recently found myself craving some more violence."

>Begin charges
Dawn 1/15
Second Breath 1/15

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 00:06:00

Dawn 2/15
Second Breath 2/15

Everyone gets a distinct impression that, if Mars' face could be seen under their face-concealing helmet, they would be seen to be grinning hugely right now. "Wonderful. You do look strong. I guess I'm fighting against you, then."

>Attack ally of Alicia, stunt, write-in
Mars brings their spear up in a whirling motion, the various auras around it blending together in a riot of color, then dashes forward in a burst of speed... not at Alicia, but instead at the Luminous Archons. Height is no barrier to Mars, as-
>Iron Raptor Technique
-they rear back and throw their spear, the glowing weapon soaring through the air like a star fallen to earth as the palpable wind around it stirs the omnipresent sand into tiny eddies. The spear pierces one of the archons, and it clutches at the weapon with powerless hands before the spear tears out of it and returns to Mars' gold-armored hand with a satisfying clank.

Originally posted on 2016-03-14 00:26:00