Basicly I don't have time for the next post, I heal myself a bit.

Charges:

ChurgeATK #1 4/10
ChurgeATK #2 4/10

+1 to Redstone, +1 to Sorodin

Alchemies:
Nah.

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless i wont ever gonna use this...)

Damage Dealt: 18,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 0
Times Died 0

Originally posted on 2016-02-07 21:38:00

Sarah 6/10 (+1 from Support!)
Better Entities Plz 5/10 (+3 From Support!)

Really Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = A Good Looking Helmet 1/???

+1 to Topaz & +1 to Pricey

I give Alicia a link to a page with "the history of godmodders, giving info about godmodders and basic godmodding tips."
It actually links to Never Gonna Give You Up.

Originally posted on 2016-02-07 22:33:00

Teag rigs up a quick energy shield out of random stuff laying around.
Teag's Jury Rigged Energy Shield: Negates 1 damage to each attack targeting Teag. Breaks after negating 5 damage.
My Charge: 3/5 (+1 from Alicia)

Stats:
Teag: 17/20
Jury-Rigged Energy Shield: 5/5

Originally posted on 2016-02-08 03:14:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1454778276))

Sorodin shrugs. Sorodin> Fair enough. I'm not the one to press an argument too far. Sorodin goes into the chat box. **Tides SorodinRane: Listen to her. Do you really think she's telling the truth? **Tides SorodinRane: Even if she didn't directly do it, she indirectly did. **Tides SorodinRane: Why are you content with her taking over YOUR server? Deopping and disbanding YOUR admins? **Tides SorodinRane: Even a few of your fellow players are out there, fighting her. And what are you doing? Sitting there. **Tides SorodinRane: That's all I'm going to say. If you want to try to make a difference, come join us. You can find us by the various explosions and stuff. Sorodin puts on the Water Affinity Pendant. The Calm Before The Storm 4/10 +2 to Redstone Pendant || Crystal Teardrop = Water Affinity Pendant 2/2 COMPLETE!

stevei: We would, but press Tab.
If you press tab, you'd notice the three former admins of AscensionCraft's health fluctuating between 80 and 100.
stevei: I would like to do something to help, unlike my lazy counterparts.
stevei: You should see it very, very soon.
Let's see you deal with this, Alicia and the anti-godmodders.
You put on the Water Affinity Pendant. Water attacks gain a slight buff.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1454823736))

The dead Verdana's body fails to fade like a Minecraftian should. Instead, there's a strange noise, then his flesh begins dropping off of his body, limbs and organs falling apart and spreading out. He erupts into flames, the remnants collapsing inwards. The sound of something cracking rings out, then, barely seconds later, the assorted pile of body parts splits apart, rapidly converting into a collection of blue-tinted crystals. The crystals shudder, then grow up and encompass the very few remnants of the body, arranging themselves into a dome shape. All is silent for a moment. Then he respawns. INSIDE the crystal dome. Judging by him starting to swim about, there's fluid inside that crystal dome. He seems confused. Perhaps he's never died before.

You respawn.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1454881094))

Basicly I don't have time for the next post, I heal myself a bit. Charges: ChurgeATK #1 4/10 ChurgeATK #2 4/10 +1 to Redstone, +1 to Sorodin Alchemies: Nah. Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless i wont ever gonna use this...) Damage Dealt: 18,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 0 Times Died 0

You heal in a non-specific way that gives you 2 health.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1454884428))

Sarah 6/10 (+1 from Support!) Better Entities Plz 5/10 (+3 From Support!) Really Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = A Good Looking Helmet 12/??? +1 to Topaz & +1 to Pricey I give Alicia a link to a page with "the history of godmodders, giving info about godmodders and basic godmodding tips." It actually links to Never Gonna Give You Up.

I know that alchemy was on one before.
Really Old R Armor Helmet && Polish = Good Looking Helmet (Level 1)
Good Looking Helmet: Looks absolutely fabulous, but is ancient enough not to give you many armour points.

Alicia knows the Rickroll URL off by heart, and is Gamma (you know, halfway to Omega Plus), so doesn't need an anti-godmodder's help. You never know, they might try and convince you to kill yourself.

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1454901264))

Teag rigs up a quick energy shield out of random stuff laying around. Teag's Jury Rigged Energy Shield: Negates 1 damage to each attack targeting Teag. Breaks after negating 5 damage. My Charge: 3/5 (+1 from Alicia) Stats: Teag: 17/20 Jury-Rigged Energy Shield: 5/5

You create an energy shield which is somehow made of solid materials, but it only has 3HP.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
CharaIsInnocent continues to prove why Chara is not innocent by going after teag2, dealing 6 damage, guarded by the Jury-Rigged Energy Shield. sneakingGod239 cuts at a Terror Zombie, dealing 8,000 damage.

The Terror Zombies force sneakingGod239 to use a turn respawning, while the Magical Circles use Obliteration. By use Obliteration, I mean explode, dealing 10 damage to CharaIsInnocent and 2 damage to every player excluding Verdana, who just respawned and is in a crystal dome, at the cost of their life.

Alicia idles, apart from giving a +1 to teag2. It's almost like she wants you to beat her up.
**Divinity Alicia111: No - they just don't know what's coming up next.
stevei's surprise happens, and a summoning circle appears in the air. An airship emerges out of it, and turns it's cannons on everything.
stevei: I don't think my summon worked very well.

A purple set of veins covers it, and if any thaumaturges were here, they would notice the tainted aura coming out of it.
[ITINERARY]
All> Destroy the Corrupted Airship.

AG> Survive.
AG> Summon some entities.
AG> Protect the players.
AG> Kill Alicia111.

PG> Protect Alicia111.
PG> Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Main Lobby (Does nothing.)
Weather: Healing Rain (Heals PGs by 4,000HP per turn.) I

[AG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 18/20 HP
[AG] Pricey12345: 6/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 5/20 HP

[PG] teag2: 15/20 HP, Jury-Rigged Energy Shield: 2/3HP

[H] Corrupted Airship: 300,000/300,000 HP

[AG-PL] sneakingGod239: 0/20 HP, 20/20 HP, Sneak Away: III
[AG-PL] CharaIsInnocent: 10/20 HP, 20/20 HP, Real Knife: III

[PG] Terror Zombies: 8,000/40,000 HP, 18,000/40,000 HP (x2)

[GM] Alicia111: 50/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-08 17:17:00

My charge is done (5/5)
I summon a Plasma Tank!

It fires it's main cannon at the Corrupted Airship!
I then attack CharaIsInnocent. I also start a new charge (1/10)
Also, if this is possible, +1 to Alicia and her shenanigans.

Originally posted on 2016-02-08 20:32:00

you hear voices cower "hes here oh no" hi i like puns and bad times want some? i use arcane puns (let me explain the more puns i produce the more powerful the weapon i enchant is it goes 1 pun = 3 more damage
2 puns = 6 more damage ect oh yea get ready Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A: No body Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit ! Q: When does a skeleton laugh? A: When something tickles his funny bone. Q: What type of art do skeletons like? A: Skull tures

Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? A: I'm bone to be wild! 18 more damage points to burnmoar (a diamond sword with every enchant it does 12.5 damage) damage points= 30.5 i'm ready to pun-ish ok now its 33.5 (i can add more damage with more puns ) gotta stop punning




Originally posted on 2016-02-08 21:52:00

The crystals crack from the exploding runes. Then, they shatter into shards, liquid flowing almost everywhere. Verdana takes a moment to catch his breath.

Ick... Do NOT want to know what made THAT!

He gestures, hurling the weakest Terror Zombie away with a sudden gravity change, then gestures at Alicia. A clawed metal hand bursts out the ground, each quote unquote FINGER tipped with rotating buzzsaw blades. It extends unnaturally far, taking a swipe at Alicia, then uproots itself from the ground, firing itself off at her in a storm of buzzsaw blades. The projectiles bounce around the area, slashing at her and anything else unfortunate enough to get in the way, then bury themselves again. The ground explodes, a storm of uprooted stone shards flying about the place, gathering around Alicia, then stopping, pointing inwards, and collapsing on her. The stone shards ALSO explode, this time into a fine powder. Verdana grins, directing the powder with the winds, rising it up into the air and scattering it outwards, essentially sanding down the nearby Terror Zombies and Alicia. Nothing from his attacks seems to be even touching himself...

Originally posted on 2016-02-08 22:46:00

Sarah 7/10
Better Entities Plz 6/10

Blanket && MLG Pro Knitting Handbook = Blanket Cape 1/???

+1 to Topaz & +1 to Pricey

I shoots O+ s(Female Signs) at teag2.
I am officially becoming offensive to women.
I hope this does not have an effect the real world.


Originally posted on 2016-02-08 23:35:00

Sorodin> Huh. Just a second.

Sorodin begins charging something...

Sorodin studies the airship, hoping to learn something about it and how it could be exploited.

The Calm Before The Storm 6/10 +1 from Redstone, +1 from Pricey

Unearthly Ties 1/10
((Will the charge cap ever get changed, or should I hold off some summons I have until it's increased?))
+2 to Redstone

Bow || Oblivion Energy 1/???

Originally posted on 2016-02-08 23:36:00

A vague light fades into existance.
"Oh, hello there, this session isn't canon, is it?"
A Level 2 5th edition D&D High Elf Wizard steps out of the light.
"I seriously hope not because That'll make everything a lot more annoying. I'll still probably do some roleplaying though. Speaking of which, Pionoplayer, why are you speaking through me, and why did you make me use your full name instead of just Piono?"
The answer to the first is because why not.
The answer to the second is because Piono might show up here depending on how well this does.

A tube launches out of the portal behind Eric "Which is my name" shut up I'm trying to narrate, anyways, a tuba flies out and hits Alicia in the face.
"That's not going to work, didn't you read the OP? Alicia is immune to damage from all sources bar bosses dying." Oh really? "Yes." Welp.
"Um... ouch. I almost feel bad for that terror zombie." Wait, what happened? "While you were busy double checking, the tuba bounced off the resident godmodder and slammed into one of the terror zombies." Ooh, I guess I got the extra REFRANCE damage.
"Was it a French tuba?" Maybe. "Sweet, got some pun damage in too."

"I begin charging up a spell" 1/3
I begin getting ready to drop my first random act of violence: 1/10
Magic missile tome AND stick = wand of magic missile 1/2

Originally posted on 2016-02-09 00:37:00

a new player appears he has black hair and a sword that is yellow and bulky it also has blood all over it and its name says rocket he also has a gun in his right holster which looks all futuristic like his black hair is long and wavy and he has a cape


Originally posted on 2016-02-09 17:09:00

(dont par attention to the burrning trappers post above i messed up because i didnt have an acount and was signed in to his so yeah...heres the real post sorry for what i did)a new player appears he has black hair and a sword that is yellow and bulky it also has blood all over it and its name says rocket he also has a gun in his right holster which looks all futuristic like his black hair is long and wavy and he has a cape

Originally posted on 2016-02-09 17:16:00

QUOTE (teag2 @ (time=1454963563))

My charge is done (5/5) I summon a Plasma Tank! Tank Stats HP:15000 Very powerful attack, but takes a full turn to recharge. It also is resistant to weaker attacks. It fires it's main cannon at the Corrupted Airship! I then attack CharaIsInnocent. I also start a new charge (1/10) Also, if this is possible, +1 to Alicia and her shenanigans.

Plasma Tank added, but slightly buffed. It follows your instructions.

**Divinity Alicia111: Thanks, but I already have something planned to appear in about a minute.

QUOTE (burning trapper @ (time=1454968321))

you hear voices cower "hes here oh no" hi i like puns and bad times want some? i use arcane puns (let me explain the more puns i produce the more powerful the weapon i enchant is it goes 1 pun = 3 more damage           2 puns = 6 more damage ect oh yea get ready              Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest? A: No body              Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining? A: Bone appetit !            Q: When does a skeleton laugh? A: When something tickles his funny bone.            Q: What type of art do skeletons like? A: Skull tures      Q: What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? A: You can't fool me, I can see right through you              Q: What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle? A: I'm bone to be wild! 18 more damage points to burnmoar (a diamond sword with every enchant it does 12.5 damage) damage points= 30.5 i'm ready to pun-ish ok now its 33.5 (i can add more damage with more puns ) gotta stop punning

**Divinity Alicia111: I don't seem to know why you invoke so much fear. You seem like the average 10 year old who thought they could take me in a fight.
**Divinity Alicia111: The only reason this group is doing so well is because they consist of people who are better than average at PVP, or anti-godmodders powered by the Narrative.
**Divinity Alicia111: By so well, I mean you've only dealt 0 damage to me.

33.5 damage is enough to one hit a player. I'm nerfing this so that you only get extra damage for the round, only the first two puns count, and it subsides due to the Curse of Repetitiveness. +6,000 damage to your next attack for the round, if you used one. You didn't, so your puns go to waste.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1454971564))

The crystals crack from the exploding runes. Then, they shatter into shards, liquid flowing almost everywhere. Verdana takes a moment to catch his breath. Ick... Do NOT want to know what made THAT! He gestures, hurling the weakest Terror Zombie away with a sudden gravity change, then gestures at Alicia. A clawed metal hand bursts out the ground, each quote unquote FINGER tipped with rotating buzzsaw blades. It extends unnaturally far, taking a swipe at Alicia, then uproots itself from the ground, firing itself off at her in a storm of buzzsaw blades. The projectiles bounce around the area, slashing at her and anything else unfortunate enough to get in the way, then bury themselves again. The ground explodes, a storm of uprooted stone shards flying about the place, gathering around Alicia, then stopping, pointing inwards, and collapsing on her. The stone shards ALSO explode, this time into a fine powder. Verdana grins, directing the powder with the winds, rising it up into the air and scattering it outwards, essentially sanding down the nearby Terror Zombies and Alicia. Nothing from his attacks seems to be even touching himself...

Alicia dodges the fingers easily, the buzzsaws as an annoyance and the stone shards as yet another distraction, but the sand gets blocks her vision for long enough for a buzzsaw to hit her square in the side.
1 damage to Alicia111.
*Pokemon Venasaur: Somebody actually managed to do it!
**Pokemon pikapika92: WOO!
Seraph gabrielle19203: yay

The chat is filled with spam of a similar type for half a minute before quieting down. You notice that the Terror Zombies have died after the chat spam subsides.
**Divinity Alicia111: I guess I was asking for that after saying that.
**Divinity Alicia111: You'll regret that very soon.

I guess we know who Alicia wants to murder.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1454974555))

Sarah 7/10 Better Entities Plz 6/10 Blanket && MLG Pro Knitting Handbook = Blanket Cape 1/??? +1 to Topaz & +1 to Pricey I shoots O+ s(Female Signs) at teag2. I am officially becoming offensive to women. I hope this does not have an effect the real world.

Blanket && MLG Pro Knitting Handbook = ERROR, REQUIRES LOOM
The female symbol is ♀, if you're wondering. teag2 takes 4 damage, protected by the JRES. The female symbols congregate to create an Incarnate of the thaumaturgical aspect of femininity (Femina): ♀ (not to be confused with the Glitch Pokemon: ♀). A Thaumcraft player in the lobby realise that his knowledge of Thaumcraft applies here, but not too well. When was Femina an aspect, anyway?

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1454974594))

Sorodin> Huh. Just a second. Sorodin begins charging something... Sorodin studies the airship, hoping to learn something about it and how it could be exploited. The Calm Before The Storm 6/10 +1 from Redstone, +1 from Pricey Unearthly Ties 1/10 ((Will the charge cap ever get changed, or should I hold off some summons I have until it's increased?)) +2 to Redstone Bow || Oblivion Energy 1/???

Bow || Oblivion Energy = Oblivion Bow (Level 2)

Yes, it will increase. I'm not entirely sure of the other times, but the first time should be after the 'Tutorial' ends. You CHECK the airship. It's designed after an SMB3 airship, and is covered in Taint, the physical manifestation of the corruption of magic. It's cannons seek heat.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1454978273))

A vague light fades into existance. "Oh, hello there, this session isn't canon, is it?" A Level 2 5th edition D&D High Elf Wizard steps out of the light. "I seriously hope not because That'll make everything a lot more annoying. I'll still probably do some roleplaying though. Speaking of which, Pionoplayer, why are you speaking through me, and why did you make me use your full name instead of just Piono?" The answer to the first is because why not. The answer to the second is because Piono might show up here depending on how well this does. A tube launches out of the portal behind Eric "Which is my name" shut up I'm trying to narrate, anyways, a tuba flies out and hits Alicia in the face. "That's not going to work, didn't you read the OP? Alicia is immune to damage from all sources bar bosses dying." Oh really? "Yes." Welp. "Um... ouch. I almost feel bad for that terror zombie." Wait, what happened? "While you were busy double checking, the tuba bounced off the resident godmodder and slammed into one of the terror zombies." Ooh, I guess I got the extra REFRANCE damage. "Was it a French tuba?" Maybe. "Sweet, got some pun damage in too." "I begin charging up a spell" 1/3 I begin getting ready to drop my first random act of violence: 1/10 Magic missile tome AND stick = wand of magic missile 1/2

The OP actually does say that, doesn't it? Amended. This session is not canon.
Alicia catches the tuba mid-air and sighs.

**Divinity Alicia111: Truly, the most dreadful thing. A tuba.
**Divinity Alicia111: I feel like there's some joke that I'm missing, or you're trying to use a sylladex to hurt me.
**Divinity Alicia111: Badly.

Magic Missile Tome && Stick = / (Level 1)

QUOTE (ashkantsr @ (time=1455038210))

(dont par attention to the burrning trappers post above i messed up because i didnt have an acount and was signed in to his so yeah...heres the real post sorry for what i did)a new player appears he has black hair and a sword that is yellow and bulky it also has blood all over it and its name says rocket he also has a gun in his right holster which looks all futuristic like his black hair is long and wavy and he has a cape

You pose. Nothing happens.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Corrupted Airship fires at every player (including sneakingGod239 and CharaIsInnocent) except Pricey, for some odd reason, dealing 2 damage. Everyone hit by the Corrupted Airship but ashkantsr is affected by Flux Poison. The Jury-Rigged Shield breaks. ♀ is corrupted by the Taint on the Corrupted Airship, before striking Joey for a total of 6 damage.

sneakingGod239 respawns, while CharaIsInnocent's head snaps towards the Anti-Godmodders, before attacking the Corrupted Airship with a bow for 5,000 damage.

The Plasma Tank fires it's main shot at the Corrupted Airship, dealing 15,000 damage.

Alicia +1s teag2, before revealing a summoning circle below the floor of the battlefield. It glows, and when it dissipates, nothing appears. At least for a second. After the second, a young girl appears.
**Divinity Alicia111: It was kind of easy to manipulate her.
**Divinity Alicia111: She just wants to meet people.
**Divinity Alicia111: Of course, she's tied to my life force.
**Divinity Alicia111: What will you do?

The crowd of people in the centre of the lobby look around at each other. First, Alicia hijacks their server, and then she uses an innocent young girl as a shield? One member of the lobby speaks up.

rhr23456: That's Koishi.

Koishi Komeji, the Closed Eyes of Love. Anybody who has played Touhou prepares to dodge, while the more moralistic players try to figure out to avoid conflict.
CharaIsInnocent: Why should we spare her? She's just another one of Alicia's pawns that we need to cut down!

[HOW TO PLAY]
Koishi Komeji appears to have 80,000HP, but you shouldn't be so sure that's the case. Koishi switches between several patterns that have a variety of different effects so be prepared to learn how to counter them.

On her death, Alicia will take damage.
Brute force might not be the answer here, but you'd have to try very hard to get results. Research and items might work.
[ITINERARY]
All> Destroy the Corrupted Airship.

AG> Survive.
AG> Summon some entities.
AG> Protect the players.
AG> Kill Alicia111.

PG> Protect Alicia111.
PG> Kill the AG players.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Main Lobby (Does nothing.)
Weather: Clear (Does nothing.) ∞

[AG] engie/Verdana: 18/20 HP, Flux Poison: III
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 10/20 HP, Flux Poison: III
[AG] Pricey12345: 6/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 3/20 HP, Flux Poison: III
[AG] burningtrapper: 18/20 HP, Flux Poison: III
[AG] pionoplayer: 18/20 HP, Flux Poison: III
[AG] ashkantsr: 18/20 HP

[PG] teag2: 16/20 HP, Flux Poison: III

[H] Corrupted Airship: 280,000/300,000 HP, Airborne
[H] ♀, Incarnate of Femina: 150,000/150,000 HP, Taint: III

[AG-PL] sneakingGod239: 20/20 HP, Sneak Away: III
[AG-PL] CharaIsInnocent: 8/20 HP, 20/20 HP, Real Knife: III

[PG] Plasma Tank: 20,000/20,000 HP, DISABLED, Takes no damage from weak enough attacks.
[BOSS] Koishi Komeji: 80,000/80,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Nonspell 1, Current Pattern: Spiral Wall

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-02-09 18:15:00

Hey, you've already murdered me once! Or are you so weak that a mere scratch is something for ya to worry about...?

Verdana grins at Alicia in what can only be described as a trollish manner, then glances down at his now-taintstained body. He mutters something about cleaning costs, then gestures upwards, calling down a rainstorm. Water washes over the battlefield, the levels rising upwards, then submerging himself and the other tainted players. With another gesture, a sudden tsunami tears across the land, plowing through the tainted players and washing off the substance. He holds up his other hand, gravity flipping upside down near him and carrying the tainted water upwards over the Corrupted Airship, then gathering into an orb in the air. He relaxes his hands. The water remains there...? That probably shouldn't be happening. But it is. Which means Verdana's probably saving that for something.

Originally posted on 2016-02-09 20:42:00

((Yes, in fact, there is a joke you're missing. Tubas are the only attack to have successfully been involved in damaging the godmodder MORE THAN ONCE in every single canonical DTG game so far, and at least once in all of the non-canonical games that have lasted for any real length of time. Essentially I was trying to do a goofy attack that would be packed with enough MYTHOLOGY GAG POWER to land a hit))
The tuba then hits Alicia in the back of the head with the combined might of paradox power, justice power empowered by karmic justice against the horrific lies of the Opening Post, and all that pent up REFRANCE damage, and pun damage coming from it being a french tuba doing reFRANCE damage.
"... Wasn't she holding the tuba?"
erm... yes, actually, I think she still is.
"I saw that. How did that same tuba nail her in the back of the head?"
Uhh... magic?
"Uh... sure. Also, could I have some help with this poison? I don't like debuffs."
Oh, sure.
MILKED!
"I don't think throwing milk buckets at people cures statu- well then. I guess it does cure status debuffs. Do you think it cured my schizophrenia?"
I'm pretty certain you don't actually have schizophrenia.
"That's what you wrote on my character sheet."
But what you have isn't actually schizophrenia, it's closer to split personality disorder or possession.
"I'm not going to suddenly start randomly attacking everyone on the field again, am I?"
...
No promises.

Hold on, this wasn't the one that actually resulted in you getting nerfed mid-battle, was it? "Maybe..." 2/3
I'm not certain a charged attack counts as random actually...: 2/10
Magic missile tome AND stick = wand of magic missile 2/2
"Sweet, I actually have a weapon with stats now."

Originally posted on 2016-02-10 03:09:00

Sorodin> Aha.

Sorodin douses Koishi in water, following through with a lighter. Somehow, the water catches on fire. Koishi should now be a flaring beacon of light for the Corrupted Airship. Sorodin grins crazily as several empty bottles of gasoline fall out of his coat.

The Calm Before The Storm 7/10
Unearthly Ties 2/10

+2 to Redstone

Bow || Oblivion Energy 2/3

Originally posted on 2016-02-10 03:39:00

No update due to the low amount of posts. As a reminder, you can now post twice a turn.

Originally posted on 2016-02-10 19:04:00

ok explanation time every weapon i enchant is only allowed to be enchanted 4 times also it can only attack entity's not players its also got karmic retribution so if you hit the damge is increase by 500 i also can use karmic retribution but first i summon error! sans health = 1
attack = 50,0000
defense = 0


micron, i ,potassium
summon, chloride, 50
lightning, that,whip
Otis, banana,storm
tell me if you solved code


Originally posted on 2016-02-10 20:14:00

ok if anyone asks yes i am a fan of undertale

/null

Originally posted on 2016-02-10 20:18:00

"Okay, hold up, Koishi is an innocent..."
Yeah... I don't think I can condone the murder of an innocent in my current frame of mind.
"You told me what your character roster is already."
Okay, yeah, I shouldn't make stuff up.
"Don't say that either, if you didn't I wouldn't be here."
Fine, you deal with the whole squishy mercy thing, I'll focus on breaking things.
The giant 20 ton concrete ball from BeamNG drops out of the sky onto the Corrupted Airship.
Ever seen what happens to vehicles when 20 tons of concrete lands on them at terminal velocity?
It isn't pretty. It crunches tanks like tin cans.
Now, the funny thing is that the Corrupted Airship was flying.
Keyword there; was
It's currently bent in the middle, the brow and back and end both bent upwards, rendering whatever means it had of flying unusable, meaning it GAINS velocity downwards rather than slowing.
"Hold on, what do you mean 'whatever'? This isn't schrodinger's airship."
I uhh... wasn't paying attention, and I'm reading this all off of a screen.
"Well how do you know it doesn't have a balloon over the top? Some airships use that, and a giant block of concrete wouldn't necessarily go down far enough for the ship to bend like that."
Ever drop an anvil on a beach ball?
"'Uh... no?"
Trust me, the beach ball loses.
"And the same is true of airship balloons and 20 ton concrete balls at terminal velocity?"
Yes.
"I think the airship just hit the ground."
How much damage did it take from the sudden landing and crushing?
"I don't know, I can't read the update terminal, I'm actually here in person, remember?"
Oh yeah, right. Guess I just have to wait for the update.

"Okay yes, it totally was." 3/3
Not anymore at least.: 3/10
Hey, have you seen any anvils lying around, Eric? "Uh, no?" Hammer AND anvil = The Unforger 1/3

3/3 EXPENDED!
Eric flips through his spellbook.
"Hey, I don't remember half of these spells being here."
You're an honorary Descendant now, you've got access to attacks that you otherwise normally wouldn't.
"Oh sweet, then that means I can do this."
"MAGIC MISSILE!"
He raises his hand into the air, and suddenly a stream of magic missiles shoots outwards towards Koishi. Normally, this spell only fires three shots.
We're in DTG though, so it's been upgraded to a full on storm of darts of solid force. Especially since he's got a synergy bonus from the fact that his current weapon creates attacks exactly of this kind.
"Wait, WHAT!?! NO! I'm not murdering a little girl!"
You were the one that aimed it mate. Better act fast or she's going to have a few more holes in her face than she's supposed to.
"Crapcrapcrapcrapcrap... ummm oh oh... Here, MODIFICATION ADD: HOMING!"
Just as Koishi turns around and sees the storm of magic missiles streaming towards her in amounts even Reimu would have a hard time dodging, they all change direction slightly. Those that were aimed at her alter their path just slightly, moving around her, and moving more to avoid any attempts to dodge she makes that would otherwise put her in harms way.
"Whew. That was close."
You realize that storm of magic missiles might have screwed up one or two of the attacks aimed at her.
"We shouldn't be killing a little girl!"
Wait, hold on, if you weren't target Koishi, then who were you-
BOOM
Oh. The plasma tank.
For those of you wondering what just happened, the plasma tank just became a wonderful swiss cheese model. And then the thing that was holding all that plasma got ruptured and exploded.
This, as one could reasonably guess, is bad for a tank's health.

Originally posted on 2016-02-11 00:27:00