<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0.

Razihel pre-emptively throws his wall of one million meat pancakes 50 summoning charges to Emerald.

50 Free Charges:
A certain recursive dungeon from a previous version of Kingdom of Loathing rises up from the ground. In no time, a skeleton pops out.

[AG] The Skeletoneers' Association: 200,000/200,000 HP. Right Parenthesis: [|||]. Plus Sign: [|||||]. Terrible Haiku: [||||| ||].
Passives:
Building: Cannot attack.
Skeleton Infestation: Every turn, spawn 1 Skeleton Warrior. If under 1/x HP, spawn x Skeleton Warriors. Caps out at 5 Skeleton Warriors per turn at under 1/5 HP.
Dang It, Jick: If you use Plus Sign, Terrible Haiku, and Plus Sign consecutively, [REDACTED].
Specials:
Right Parenthesis: Give all Skeleton Warriors a damage boost in the form of sharper, more fragile swords for 3 turns. 3 turn cooldown, starts when damage boost is gone.
Plus Sign: Open either a door with more skeletons in it, or recite a spell from a book that spawns more skeletons. Either way, Skeleton Warrior spawn rate is doubled for 3 turns. 5 turn cooldown, starts when spawn rate boost is gone.
Terrible Haiku: Reads a haiku so bad, it forces a non-boss enemy to attack the Skeleton Warrior for its action. Overkill done this way just doesn't happen. 7 turn cooldown.

[AG] Skeleton Warrior: 5,000/5,000 HP.
Passives:
Soulbound?: Don't die when the Skeletoneers' Association is destroyed.

Wand of Nagamar (Kingdom of Loathing) && Blank Scroll Wheel = ??? (Level ?) (2/?)
Double-Ice Chunk && Rune of Agility || Skill Book = Tome of Not Even Close (Level ?) (2/?)

Lime Sandwich II: 3/25 (2 out of 4)
Soul Sandwich: 23/25 (+1 Trickle)

+3 Fortress.

Originally posted on 2017-03-22 03:55:00

I generically smack the Coleg Creeper with a generic weapon made of only the most generic objects.

50 charge numero uno expended...
A garbage truck suddenly crashes into a tree, and...
Oh wow.
That's a lot of garbage.


50 charge numero dos expended...
A mysterious person wearing a bucket on their head appears.


charge jar: 10

+3 to the Fortress Store.

Originally posted on 2017-03-22 20:01:00

50/50 Peace of Mind
50/50 Loot Crate

3 to Piono

Grenade && Crystal = Shrapanel Grenade 3/???

The Living Infinite Ketchup Packet assaults Kha'zix.

PEACE OF MIND
The Mind symbol appears over Maddison and she closes her eyes. She focuses for a bit before opening them again. The Mind symbol stays there, though quite faded. She can now block attacks more effectively. i.e "(insert 3 sentence counter)" will be more likely to work against high damage attacks or longerthanormalposts than before getting this upgrade.

LOOT CRATE



Maddison decides to play a little tennis. She constructs a wall and takes the Rubber Projectile and tennis-rackets it to the wall. It bounces back, because it is rubber, and Maddison reflects it back to the wall. After another 50 times of bouncing back, it has gained so much momentum, that when Maddison hits it at the wall the 52nd time, it explodes.



Originally posted on 2017-03-22 20:55:00

+1 Battlefury, Toast, Fortress Store



STATS & ABILITIES:
Zack + Hollow Knight:


CHARGES:
A thing (19/25) (+1 Toast) [UPGRADE]
Something Special (1/25) [UPGRADE]
(50/50) #1 [SUMMONING]
(50/50) #2 [UPGRADE]

ALCHEMIES:

Let me get my bearings before going out of my way to make more alchemies.

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I really don't want this 'Summoning' charge, so it's going into Emerald's thing. Enjoy.

Though, I DO want this Upgrade charge.
50/50 #2: Realize that you're really freaking tiny EXPENDED!

Just walking around in his new body let Zack take the helm even better than the last time as he gets used to it, and Hollow getting used to living once again, and because of this, their combined dodging capabilities and general lack of size boost their Dodge stat tremendously. Lucky they weren't attacked before this. (If there was any residual charge, then it goes into my SOUL reserves. Not that I think there would be enough anyway.)

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/workingonit

Originally posted on 2017-03-22 21:23:00

level: 8%
30/40? energy

stabby stabby 5/10
Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 7/25
+1 tricklejest +2 fortress store.
10k wandofskys damage
celestial essence &&wand && liquid phlebtonium= Wand of the skys.6/? lvl?
Next: (blood essense && agumention crystal && energy focuser)|| armor set = blood armor lvl? 4/?
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(targetingtheflyssummonedbygarbagedump)
I start shooting the flies out of the sky with the wand of skys, before deciding to make a fly-killing ritual. I carve a large circle around the battled field, draw a fly with a lasor beam, and cross it out. the circle activates and kills all the flys, and I turn to the garbage zombie and start shooting it from afar because it smells bad. I raise my wand and a massive purple hammer manifests around it, which I slam down on the zombies face, dealing damage and maybe killing it, but probably not... wait actually, I have +10k damage from wand of skys, maybe +9k, so I think my attack will probably be enough to kill it. oh well, I summon several balls of fire and throw them at the zombie, twirl my wand, and soon there is a tornado of magical flames around the zombie, it closes in on it and burns it alive. if theres still more damage I can do then I take a few pot-shots at kha'zix then lasor them.

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 10:11:00

Verdana pauses, then shrugs, stretches, yawns, and teleports over to sit beside Alicia, having nothing much better to do at the moment it seems. He doesn't even bother giving orders. But since there's two charges free of charge and somebody is summoning a ninja, he decides to blow both of his ones on summoning an Unusually Strong Regular Pirate.

...It's a pirate. He can drink alcohol to heal, shoot pistols to deal more damage at the cost of having a limited supply and having to reload them later to reuse them, and the ability to wield a cutlass. Someone else can figure out how to balance his HP and damage, though.

The one from outside dimensions: 6/25 (+1 from ducksauce)
+3 to Fortress (give me store credit plz I want to buy crap)

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 14:51:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1490125366))

Alrighty then! Everyone! I have it on good authority  that Impetus ends this update, so it is official... The Fortress store-front is open once more! On account of my spoils having been looted, spoil rentals and claims are no longer available. BUT All 25 archon types are now available for hire. A google doc with the details of each type, and how much you can get for 1 store credit is listed in the spoiler far below. Additionally, the Charge connector is open again, so yes, you can string your charges together all willy nilly once more. [big]FINALLY[/big] And pay attention to this +1s sent to me no longer increase store credit. Instead, in order to get +1s, you must +1 the store itself. the store will use those +1s to create pre-generated charges that will be either Hostile or Anti-Godmodder upon their completion. (meaning net gain for you guys). All pre-existing credit has been preserved. 100/100 for █████████████████ I can't use this, still, because I don't have enough store credit built up. Nevermind, using it now since there's no point in doing a combined charge for this. 50 charge stored up. 13/20 for more character upgrades. 1/20 for more character upgrades. +3 to the Fortress store well, thanks to consumer saying I could reapply all my previous character upgrades, I have 100 charge worth of character upgrades to apply, 150 if you count the 50 post charge I just got tossed. 250 for the 5 20 post chargers. And finally, 300 with the two 25s I have saved up. Alright, first off, I have the three obsidian armor pieces, that puts me at 3 armor right off the bat. Next off, armor caps at 5, with natural AC costing 15 per point, so I'm down to 270 charge, with 5 armor total. I also purchase 5 natural regen, puttig my charge total down to 195. I then purchase 50% dodge chance, bringing my remaining charge value down to 120. Using this amount, I purchase sanity damage resist, then if I have enough left, integrity damage resist. Any leftover charge I might have afterwards goes to increasing my  max health. I give my other 50 post charge (the summoning only one) to emerald, so he can summon his absurdly powerful regular ninja. Far away... The Fortress stands silent. Until a loud creaking slowly begins. The front gate of the massive Fortress slowly, slowly opens, a figure in scorched and scarred armor stumbles out of the Fortress. Monkeyjoe5 has hit the battlefield! Scarred for life by the things he had to fight through in the past several hours, but now ready to kick the butts of all who need it (or at least, tank his way through half the stuff Alicia throws at him) He starts this off by unsheathing an enormous claymore and throwing it, end over end right into the minecraft elites. Fortress charge storage: 3 The Fly: 2/2 Magikrap: 1/2 2/2 expended for The Fly. (in favor of the AGs) Buzz. Buzz. Buzz buzz buzz. There's a fly on the battlefield. It buzzes all around, completely oblivious to the world rending powers being thrown around by gods and demigods that could completely obliterate its existence without even realizing it. It buzzes around. buzz buzz. It narrowly avoided getting shot by a bullet, but the wind from the shot pulls it along in the bullet's wake. The fly buzzes about in the air, all turned around and dizzy. It slowly, slowly comes to a rest on what it thinks is a safe place. Then there's a shadow. An enormous fly swatter descends out of the sky, right down on top of the poor, helpless fly. [big][big][big]SWAT[/big][/big][/big] A random PG entity takes damage as the fly that landed on it gets swatted by the largest fly swatter you've ever seen, and probably ever heard of.

You gain 2 armour, 5 natural regen, 50% dodge chance, and get 30% sanity and integrity damage resist! It caps there! A Minecraft Elite takes 17,000 damage, before the flyswatter deals a further 20,000 damage!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490126302))

level: 8% 40/40 energy, -10 for wandofskys, 30/40? stabby stabby 4/10 Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 6/25 +2 wandofskys +1 tricklejest 10k wandofskys damage celestial essence &&wand && liquid phlebtonium= Wand of the skys.5/? lvl? Next: (blood essense && agumention crystal && energy focuser)|| armor set = blood armor lvl? 3/? I ask the what the level for each of my alchemies is. placeholder Spoiler Alert I decide to target kha'zix, for no real reason other then having started before, them being PZ, and not knowing who else to target. I leap at them, my wand pulled slightly back, and suddenly disperse into mist which quickly turns into a more cyan colour, as opposed to whatever colours I am, just as a black spike slashes from the ground to where I just was. (my interpretation of what it meant when they said kha'zix will 'void spike' someone) and re-congeals behind him, forming into my body again, with my wand pointing at them, and I fire a celestial ray, piercing a hole in their torso, and I slash the wand, sending a wave of light from the tip, causing several explosions of kinetic energy to knock them down, and I swing my hand over me head, manifesting several glowing pink-black orbs after it, and twirl the wand, point it at them, and raise it slightly. the orbs of light fly to the wands tip and change shape into thin, slightly circular rods, which spin to point kha'zix as they stagger to the ground. wait, they should have gotten up before, so why didn't they? simple. Tiiiimeeee travelll. after the end of the attack I go back in time and sit on them until my past self looks up, then vanish. yay for explaining something that didn't need explaining! anyway, the rods are pointed at them and I flick the wand, sending the rods into their arms, legs, and wings that i think verdana/engie said they had.  these rods force them to the ground again, and start to glow dimly. I raise teralunas savior and channel the powers in it, before stabbing it into kha'zix's torso.  the pink-black rods flash brightly as teralunas savior bursts into bright yellow flames and gains an unearthly black glow, before suddenly the tip becomes pitch black and a small black hole forms, sucking in their torso and everything within the hexagon formed by the rods, and soon everything but the blade has been sucked in (some of kha'zix was outside the hexagon tho, their head is intact.). the black sphere where no light can escape seems to stabilize, when suddenly it seems almost as if it has flashed black, somehow, and a truly massive explosion of black flames... happens?, slamming directly into the energy wall, bouncing off again and again, before finally a small crack appears in wall, and grows, before finally becoming a decently sized hole, sending a steady stream of black fire into the largest chunk of their remains, burning and burning, as the flames start to catch, feeding on kha'zix's body to continue  despite the strangeness of their color, before finally the flames run out and dissipate, smoke billowing into the sky and a thin scorch in the ground being the only signs they ever happened. well, that and the heavy damage to kha'zix. usages of the 50's the 'anything' 50: 40 of 50 grants me a personal upgrade that allows me to retain artifacts on death, like I juat did, even if/when it stops being normally possible. the remaining 10 gives the wand of skys the following passive and special: passive: sky allegiance: gain .05 sky stacks per turn, or if you can't decimalise, then just have the stacks be much less effective. If possible, sky stacks persist in the same way that the damage buff did. special: skyland: summon one entity with strength scaling based on stacks (details to follow) , or fill permanently increase the max damage boost of the wand by, say, 100 a stack? entity summonable with skyland: S=stacks used. 4,000*S MHP, 500*S attack, if the stacks used are 5+, gains 5 turn charge 'asteroid' which gives it double action for 7 turns (and can only be used once) , and at 10+ gains skywall, 3 turn charge that gives it protective wall. Remember: if decimal stacks =no-no, then decrease each stacks effect/ increase the stacks needed for a certain effect by 20 times. The entity charge [sortadone] Spoiler Alert blood op no really (draft one) 100,000 OR 150,000? MHP 15,000 attack 20,000 regen passives: controlled mutate- gains a random modification to its stats. modifications can be controlled, at the cost of blood op no really's action. modification types: +regen(1,000 or 2,000?), +MHP(+15,000?), +attack(+1000?), +active special: give some kind of special, themed on blood, never sacrifices HP, often runs off of blood pool ,rare result, and finally passive, where it gains a passive, wow. most passives will be themed on regeneration like Bloooood is.  +regen&+MHP are the most common, trying to force a passive or special to happen has a 50% chance of giving you regen or MHP instead. Tiers of opnoreally- this entity has a tier, which affects the quality of its mutations. mutation strength increases based on tier.  tier increases when blood fills up, blood needed to tier up increases by 15,000 a tier. blood fills by attacking at a 1-to-1 ratio, dealing 15,000 damage gives 15,000 blood blooooood- if this entity is attacked, and the attack would kill it, but the damage it has taken this turn is below 3/4 of its regeneration, it survives with however much the difference between the attacks strength and 3/4 of its regen is(eg: had 10 hp and 8,000 regen, takes 11 damage, regens to 5,981 hp, cannot regenerate in this manner again this turn, can no longer regen at the end of the turn.) charged specials: duality 5 turn or 7 turn, unsure, removes all mutations but will not reduce current HP, only max, by doing this. upon removal of mutations, either summons a mirror entity, so to speak, with a similar base concept but different mechanics, or deals massive damage to a chosen enemy. [AG][JOE] blood op no really 120,000?/120,000? HP 20,000 regeneration (?= unsure of exactly how much it should be.) mutations: [insert mutations] teir 1, 0/30,000 blood [unrelated to vengeful god- vengeful god's blood is just a TI cost]

Kha'Zix takes 50,000 damage, before performing the smuggest grin it can muster! Time travel? In a server where time is broken? Serving the guy who broke it! It's crippled, but gains several passives.

Wand of the Skies buffed! Decimal stacks seem really annoying, so, I'm removing them. Stacks can be gained by killing entities so you actually get somewhere in a reasonable amount of time.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1490127305))

I use my first charge, to summon SONG to summon a Ninja. Not just any ninja, but an Absurdly Powerful Normal Ninja. Abilities include a high dodge chance, poisoned shurikens, Shadow Clone Jutsu and the ability to brandish a katana. I'll leave it to the GM to figure out the stats exactly. OH I also announce that I'm changing factions to AG I use my second 50 charge, to create myself a Staff, based on my Staff of White Magic. It's similar, but also different. 50 charges. Each charge restores 5% of Targets Max HP, with a regen rate of 2 per turn, and 10 per turn when emptied (cannot be used until fully charged after being emptied). 10 to Revive a player with 25% HP, (possibly) automatically revives me when I die. 5 charges to get rid of one status effect. And this, I call the Staff of Absolute Healing. It can also convert +'s to charges. As one would expect, I can only use it once per turn Staff of Absolute Healing: 50 charges Since I'm doing a lot anyways, but mostly listing what I'm doing with my charges, I cash in my store credit (including the +3 in this post) to buy 80 Reality Archons from Pionos store (Not sure yet)(previously SoWM): 8/20 Ninja Gear: 9/20 Pegasus Boots||(Potion of Speed&&Endurance Potion&&Swiftness Potion)=BoAA: 3/8 +3 The Fortress

You become a skrub, and begin the process of summoning a ninja! Its stats will be written up at the end of the turn to evaluate all of its buffs. Staff of White magic, but the revival is changed to take up 25 and deal heavy damage!

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1490129731))

*Thinks for a second about how to make his post edgy...* (Also, sorry if you don't understand the mangled sentences here, I'm listening to the worst/best shit in the world right now and it's sort of screwing with my regular DTG groove) Anyway, using my summoning 50 charge COMBINED with my personal 50 charge I summon... Heretical Facsimile of Trickle's Inner Wrath, aka Anti-Edge Incarnate, aka Residue of a Triggered Schoolboy or whatever you want, basically. HP - Nonexistent. ATK - Nonexistent. SOLE PURPOSE - To boost my ever-growing ego...? Yes, I did that just to spite Emerald's charge. (Not really). Heretic places himself on the Battlefield. Don't try to kill him. It's impossible. At least, as far as I know. CHARGES ---------- !!!: 14/25 !?!: 2/25 ---------- ALCHEMY ---------- Stick && Another Stick = Holy Stick of The God of Stickness (Level 8) (2/9) Knife && Ouch, Very Hot = 1000 Degree Knife, This Time It's Actually 1000 Degrees Celsius Making It Much, Much Hotter (Level 10) (2/11) +1 to Joe, +2 to the Fortress.

You summon Anti-Edge Incarnate.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1490130579))

17/25. Phobos. (+2 from Battlefury, +1 from Darkside, +1 from Piono) 1/25. +1 to Piono, Battlefury, Darkside. Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg I hand my 'summoning' 50 over to Emerald. I also summon Super Galaxy Rumble. Super Galaxy Rumble Super Galaxy Rumble! 220'000/220'000hp, Current heat: 0 (-25 per turn) Passive: Super Galaxy Punishment Delivery Mode! Whenever you cast an ability (basic attacking doesn't count), gain an amount of heat, based on the ability used. While above 50 heat, gain 50% increased effectiveness on FSotYI, ABS and TSR. Once you hit 100, you are unable to cast abilities until you run out of Heat, but basic attacks deal 12'000 increased damage and burn the target (for two turns) during this time. Heat decays at a rate of 25 per turn, doubled to 50 per turn while overheated. Passive: Drills of Defiance! Rumble can cast an infinite number of abilities in a turn, but can only basic attack once per turn. Attacks trigger in this order: 1.Basic Attack 2.FSotYI 3.TSR 4.ABS Super Galaxy Comeback Breaker! is so awesome that it ignores this rule and takes up Rumble's full turn. Abilities: Firey Spirit of the Yordle Inferno! [0/2] +1 per 3 turns Adds 30 heat on use. Gain the Flamespitter buff for two turns. While active, deal 20'000 additional damage to your main target when attacking. Using this while the Flamespitter buff is active will increase the duration. Persists through overheating. Turbo-Shock Rockets! [0/4] +1 per turn. Adds 20 heat on use. Deal 10'000 damage to a target and reduce their dodge by 10% for two turns. Audacious Bravery Shield! [0/2] +1 per 2 turns Adds 25 heat on use. Gain a 20'000 barrier and 10% dodge until your next action. Super Galaxy Comeback Breaker! Cooldown: 9 Target up to 4 entities. They each take 25% of their missing hp as damage, to a minimum of 40'000 damage.

Super Galaxy Rumble summoned!

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1490132829))

Planning to cripple self, then kill everyone else. +2 to the ether. Like I'm giving any of you anything. /placeholder

:/
As Tazz predicted, I'm vetoing this, except I'm actually not because I'm planning to kill you all by inverting your upgrades
I invert your upgrades, as you requested them to be on Discord. You gain absolute mastery over poison and +7 HP. It was either that or your 50 magically disappearing, or you nuking your own upgrades.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1490136572))

Emerald's purchase is logged, purchasing 80 reality archons (remember, these guys are SUPER glass cannon-y. You're likely to lose that entire stack should someone even land a single hit on it.) Please put them on the field consumer. 15/20 for more character upgrades. 2/20 for more character upgrades. +3 to the Fortress store Monkeyjoe charges forwards and slams headfirst into one of the minecraft elites, impaling him on monkeyjoe's specially crafted hat-spikes. Monkeyjoe then proceeds to do a backflip, flinging the minecraft elite high up in the air due to some kind of physics engine glitch. He then carefully sticks a large pike up in the air, right where the minecraft elite comes back down to earth, causing a very painful impalation. Fortress charge storage: 7 Magikrap: 2/2 Perfect: 2/2 You Know What They Say Luigi...: 3/3 airhorn.mp3: 0/3 2/2 expended for Magikrap! "Karp karp!" There is a wet slapping as something small, useless and orange falls from the sky. Magikarp summoned to the AG side of the field! Magikarp has (however many hit points), and deals 0 damage every time it attacks. It also has a charged ability called: Guess What This Does. It takes 15 rounds to charge and will have its effect revealed upon proccing. 2/2 expended for Perfect! One of the many people fighting on the battlefield looks up, and sees something small and green falling from the sky. There are couple of soft thunks, and 4 different entities pick up the brand new objects. They're these, strange sort of greenish cube things. Wonder what they do? Mechanical effect: 2 AG entities and 2 PG entities now have "green cube" artifacts. Each one is two use only. I'm PMing consumer the stats so you'll have to figure the power out yourselves. 3/3 expended for You Know What They Say Luigi... There is another sound, this one sort of... springy? Suddenly a piece of toast flies halfway across the battlefield and smacks a minecraftian in the face! Oh no! IT BUUUUUURNS. Poor random minecraftian dude (it wasn't an elite). The culprit responsible for the sudden toast assault charges its way onto the battlefield. No it's not that guy. It's the thing that he's chasing. Angry Toaster summoned to the AG team! This is just a generic 3 charge entity with no special abilities at all.

Entities summoned! Minecraft Elite takes 22,000 damage!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1490154919))

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0. Razihel pre-emptively throws his wall of one million meat pancakes 50 summoning charges to Emerald. 50 Free Charges: A certain recursive dungeon from a previous version of Kingdom of Loathing rises up from the ground. In no time, a skeleton pops out. [AG] The Skeletoneers' Association: 200,000/200,000 HP. Right Parenthesis: [|||]. Plus Sign: [|||||]. Terrible Haiku: [||||| ||]. Passives: Building: Cannot attack. Skeleton Infestation: Every turn, spawn 1 Skeleton Warrior. If under 1/x HP, spawn x Skeleton Warriors. Caps out at 5 Skeleton Warriors per turn at under 1/5 HP. Dang It, Jick: If you use Plus Sign, Terrible Haiku, and Plus Sign consecutively, [REDACTED]. Specials: Right Parenthesis: Give all Skeleton Warriors a damage boost in the form of sharper, more fragile swords for 3 turns. 3 turn cooldown, starts when damage boost is gone. Plus Sign: Open either a door with more skeletons in it, or recite a spell from a book that spawns more skeletons. Either way, Skeleton Warrior spawn rate is doubled for 3 turns. 5 turn cooldown, starts when spawn rate boost is gone. Terrible Haiku: Reads a haiku so bad, it forces a non-boss enemy to attack the Skeleton Warrior for its action. Overkill done this way just doesn't happen. 7 turn cooldown. [AG] Skeleton Warrior: 5,000/5,000 HP. Passives: Soulbound?: Don't die when the Skeletoneers' Association is destroyed. Wand of Nagamar (Kingdom of Loathing) && Blank Scroll Wheel = ??? (Level ?) (2/?) Double-Ice Chunk && Rune of Agility || Skill Book = Tome of Not Even Close (Level ?) (2/?) Lime Sandwich II: 3/25 (2 out of 4) Soul Sandwich: 23/25 (+1 Trickle) +3 Fortress.

Wand of Nagamar (Kingdom of Loathing) && Blank Scroll Wheel = Scrolls of Nagamar (Level 8) (2/9)
Double-Ice Chunk && Rune of Agility || Skill Book = Tome of Not Even Close (Level 8) (2/9)

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1490212881))

I generically smack the Coleg Creeper with a generic weapon made of only the most generic objects. 50 charge numero uno expended... A garbage truck suddenly crashes into a tree, and... Oh wow. That's a lot of garbage. entity stats Garbage Mountain: HP: ∞/∞ The Garbage Mountain has no attacks. Instead, it summons waves of entities. Specifically, 10 waves in total. Once all 10 waves are dead, the Garbage Mountain disappears. It then proceeds to summon the first wave: Fly: 500/500 HP (x5) Attack: 1,000/1,000 Garbage Zombie: HP: 10,000/10,000 Attacks: Bash: 5,000 damage. Vomit Garbage: Inflicts Poisoned for 2 turns. Passives: Kill It With Fire: 25% Weakness to Fire Damage. 50 charge numero dos expended... A mysterious person wearing a bucket on their head appears. entity stats (again) Buckets: 170,000/170,000 Attacks: Coin Flick: 500 damage. Has a 50% chance to inflict Fear for 3 rounds. Bullet Tap: 5,000 damage. Hits three times. Clip Dump: 15,000 damage. Bullet Shuffle: 25,000 damage. Takes two turns to charge. Bullet Tornado: 50,000 damage. Takes four turns to charge. Bullet Dance: 75,000 damage. Takes six turns to charge. Heads or Tails: 150,000 damage. 50% chance to fail. Takes six turns to charge. Bullet Ballet: 100,000 damage. Takes eight turns to charge. Passives: Bucketheaded: Immune to Crying and Blind. Expert Marksman: Can't miss. (except for when using Heads or Tails.) charge jar: 10 +3 to the Fortress Store.

Coleg Creeper takes 22,000 damage! Your entities have been summoned!

Don't worry, there's more trash than that mountain, about 11 massive pieces of trash, spawning more and more trash!

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1490216157))

50/50 Peace of Mind 50/50 Loot Crate 3 to Piono Grenade && Crystal = Shrapanel Grenade 3/??? The Living Infinite Ketchup Packet assaults Kha'zix. PEACE OF MIND The Mind symbol appears over Maddison and she closes her eyes. She focuses for a bit before opening them again. The Mind symbol stays there, though quite faded. She can now block attacks more effectively. i.e "(insert 3 sentence counter)" will be more likely to work against high damage attacks or longerthanormalposts than before getting this upgrade. LOOT CRATE Maddison decides to play a little tennis. She constructs a wall and takes the Rubber Projectile and tennis-rackets it to the wall. It bounces back, because it is rubber, and Maddison reflects it back to the wall. After another 50 times of bouncing back, it has gained so much momentum, that when Maddison hits it at the wall the 52nd time, it explodes.

Grenade && Crystal = Shrapanel Grenade (Level 3: 3/3)
Shrapanel Grenade: There's nothing to say about it, oh wait, taken by the Curse of the Godmoder.
Madison becomes the Counter Queen, and gains 1 AC! Rubber Projectile eviscerated so hard that it burns a Minecraft Elite to death in collateral!

QUOTE (DarkSide @ (time=1490217783))

+1 Battlefury, Toast, Fortress Store Inventory Pure Awakened Dream Nail (Lv. 0) Beta Bloodlust (Lv. 5) - Bloodthirsty Chain Knife CHANCE TIME! (Lv. 5) - Attack Die (Attack type, Element, Special) Slit Gemblood (Lv. 5) - Bloodthirsty Broadsword Nightmare Cutlass v0.8 (Lv. 4) - What it says on the tin. Infernalis (Lv. 4) - Flaming Sword Beloved Demise (Lv. 3) - Shield Blast Processing (Lv. 4) - What is this... STATS & ABILITIES: Zack + Hollow Knight: Spoiler Alert Alignment: [N] HP: 20/20 SOUL: 26,000 (-0 per turn due to passives)(Conversion: 1HP = 1 SOUL, 1PHP = 4,000 SOUL) -SOUL ACTIVE: Soul Burst - 25,000 SOUL - Fires a ball of white energy. Hit one target for 12,500 damage. -SOUL PASSIVE: Dream Rush - 1,000 SOUL/TURN - INACTIVE - As HP gets lower, increases damage dealt by (500 * (max HP [20] - current HP)) -SOUL PASSIVE: Focus Soul - 5,000 SOUL/TURN - INACTIVE - Makes your soul pool take damage for you. For each 1 HP it would have normally done, deal 2 points of soul damage. So, (damage * 2). CHARGES: A thing (19/25) (+1 Toast) [UPGRADE] Something Special (1/25) [UPGRADE] (50/50) #1 [SUMMONING] (50/50) #2 [UPGRADE] ALCHEMIES: Let me get my bearings before going out of my way to make more alchemies. I really don't want this 'Summoning' charge, so it's going into Emerald's thing. Enjoy. Though, I DO want this Upgrade charge. 50/50 #2: Realize that you're really freaking tiny EXPENDED! Just walking around in his new body let Zack take the helm even better than the last time as he gets used to it, and Hollow getting used to living once again, and because of this, their combined dodging capabilities and general lack of size boost their Dodge stat tremendously. Lucky they weren't attacked before this. (If there was any residual charge, then it goes into my SOUL reserves. Not that I think there would be enough anyway.) /workingonit

You gain 33% dodge!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490263880))

level: 8% 30/40? energy stabby stabby 5/10 Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 7/25 +1 tricklejest +2 fortress store. 10k wandofskys damage celestial essence &&wand && liquid phlebtonium= Wand of the skys.6/? lvl? Next: (blood essense && agumention crystal && energy focuser)|| armor set = blood armor lvl? 4/? placeholder (targetingtheflyssummonedbygarbagedump) I start shooting the flies out of the sky with the wand of skys, before deciding to make a fly-killing ritual. I carve a large circle around the battled field, draw a fly with a lasor beam, and cross it out. the circle activates and kills all the flys, and I turn to the garbage zombie and start shooting it from afar because it smells bad. I raise my wand and a massive purple hammer manifests around it, which I slam down on the zombies face, dealing damage and maybe killing it, but probably not... wait actually, I have +10k damage from wand of skys, maybe +9k, so I think my attack will probably be enough to kill it. oh well, I summon several balls of fire and throw them at the zombie, twirl my wand, and soon there is a tornado of magical flames around the zombie, it closes in on it and burns it alive. if theres still more damage I can do then I take a few pot-shots at kha'zix then lasor them.

You kill the flies and zombie, before time ruptures, and redirects your attack to dealing 10,000 damage to the Minecraft Elite!

Wand of the Skies was an artifact first! The curse of repetitiveness prevents that alchemy!
Blood Armour (Level 5: 1/6)

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1490280684))

Verdana pauses, then shrugs, stretches, yawns, and teleports over to sit beside Alicia, having nothing much better to do at the moment it seems. He doesn't even bother giving orders. But since there's two charges free of charge and somebody is summoning a ninja, he decides to blow both of his ones on summoning an Unusually Strong Regular Pirate. ...It's a pirate. He can drink alcohol to heal, shoot pistols to deal more damage at the cost of having a limited supply and having to reload them later to reuse them, and the ability to wield a cutlass. Someone else can figure out how to balance his HP and damage, though. The one from outside dimensions: 6/25 (+1 from ducksauce) +3 to Fortress (give me store credit plz I want to buy crap)

Unusually Strong Regular Pirate summoned!

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 19:26:00

The sun is black. The sky is pouring down. The sea is flooding in, reaping land lost back to its origins. I stand on a pillar marked with the beginnings of all time. The stage is set.

I smile. I have so, so, many things that I want to show you all, as do all of the other psychoes! You're all going to love them, and don't worry, I will do!

I call upon time broken and rend. The stars rip open, judgement raining upon AscensionCraft, and a claw reaches out. Out comes a fatman, time itself turned to his wills, trapped inside its undulating chest, yet entwined with his soul in a way that rips and slashes and tears.

As you can see, I am classy and philosophical and totally a better writer than you all!

The fatman lurches forwards, and rips time open! Out of the waves, a monster Biblical rises, swimming through the sea. It raises one claw up, and I sit on it, smiling, before I teleport the present box to me. I don't open it just yet, but cover it in wards and shields of all kinds. It's going to be brilliant, and you'll love it nearly as much as you'll love the trials ahead! The Biblical monster throws me onto its shoulder, before the fatman sticks out a hand.

Meet Leviathan and Khonsu, everyone!

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The Lowdown:
oh ones
I am legally obligated to give you as little information as possible
if I don't I'll totally get sued
this isn't excuses or anything

Khonsu is a 'glass cannon' time manipulator, with high control over using temporal anomalies for bad effects to everyone! His base action involves trapping entities in a timeloop, which leads to fun with temporal anomalies and bad things to stats, as well as causing them to rapidly go insane!
Leviathan specialises in massive waves of burst damage and self-buffs! It attacks semi-random amounts of entity, losing power as it goes on, but gains power every turn, before getting enough power to sink mountains and the like! His later charges give him unfitting but powerful abilities! With sufficient effort, one can cause Leviathan to lose crippling amounts of Wave Power, but incur my wrath!

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fun with endbringers
The Memorial of the Suffering.
The Itinerary
[ALL]: Destroy Leviathan and Khonsu.

Hell ~Leviathan and Khonsu~
Lives: [III] [11/11 Players Alive, 7 Required Dead to Lose a Life]
FIELD EFFECT: Hell's Rain: Players take 3 damage per turn.

[AG] [Singer] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Eternal Author: 34/34 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Bloodlines (Applied Regeneration): None. Heartbeat: [IIII]
[AG] TrickleJest: 30/30 HP, 1 AC, Regeneration (3 HP), Evasive (50%). Rage Vial: 0/10. Power Box: 0/2. .
[AG] Toast/Noah: 30/30 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), 126,250 Research, 1 AC, 2 AG Armour, 1 Tainted Armour, 1 Dog Armour.
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Instant Death To The Killer Upon Dying. Hex Circles (x40)
[AG] JOEbob: 20/20 HP, 10% Critical Chance. Can Convert Damage to Shielding At a 1:1 Basis. 1 AC. Artifact Retainer.
LVL: 8%, 5,000/15,000 Damage, 40/40 Energy (+5 per turn, Evasive (50%)
[II] [II] [II].
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 24/24 HP, 2 AC. Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.
['AG'] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Chance, Psiform: Entropyform: [III], Chaos Control: [IIIII].
[AG] Pionoplayer/monkeyjoe5: 20/20 HP, Regeneration (5 HP). 5 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Combo), 30% Integral Armour, 30% Sanity Armour!
[AG] Emerald_Mann: 20/20 HP.

[N] Redstonetam15/Madison Dela: 20/20 HP, 1 AC, Counter Queen.
[N] DarkSide/Hollow Knight: 20/20 HP, Evasion (33%), 26,000 Soul - 0 per turn.

[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 27/27 HP. Evasive (50%), 40% Integrity, 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 15% Integral Armour, 10% Sanity Armour, 50% Retribution Damage. Finally on the suffering train.
25 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18).
Barrier: 40,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: [IIIII], Shatterpoint: [IIIII I]
[PG] Jondanger23: 25/25 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP). +3 AC: III.
[PG] [Singer] engie/Verdana: 25/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, 100% Heat, Elementally Charged: IIII.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: [II] > [II] +3 AC: III.

[A] The Ribbon: Heavily Damaged. "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] Ultra Wurtz's History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and three random, high intensity, unremovable, DoT effects, and a random boss status effect (Battlefury).
[A] The Doll: Heavily Damaged. "Does whatever I want it to." ~ Haruhi Suzimiya, DTG0. Interfacing: [III]. (Alicia).
[A] The Staller''s Glory: Stuns the target, as well as generating 20,000 extra research, (Toast).
[A] The Wand of the Skies: 6,000/10,000 Damage - 1,000 Per Turn. 0 Stacks. Skyland [III] [20 Stacks] [Joe].
[A] Staff of White Magic: 50/50 Charges! 5: Status Removal, 25: Revival!

[???] A Present From 'Myself' To 'Myself': ???, Reserved by Alicia.
[???] Misc Presents: ??? (x8).

[H] Doggeration: 300,000/300,000 HP, Inflicts Any Status Effect Ever. Sing With Me: [III]
[H] ConnectS: 266,000/266,000 HP. Strands: [IIIII].

[AG] Rengar, Pridestalker: 150,000/200,000 HP, 3 Ferocity, +1 Crit Stage when unattacked for a turn, +1 Crit Stage when a target is unattacked for a turn, Thrill of the Hunt: [IIIII]. [Toast].
[AG] Vibrant Hippopatoplatypus: 200,000/200,000 HP. Golems: 20,000/20,000 HP (x4) (+1 per turn). 3: [III], 5: [IIIII], 7: [IIIII II]. [Cyan], Double Time: III. [A] Perfectly Generic Object..
[AG] Lack: 100,000/150,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Attack Increases With Entities At 0 HP, Deals Max HP Damage, No More Room: [IIII]. [Toast].
[AG] Ravenous: 110,000/110,000 HP. 20,000 Attack, Automatically Kills Enemies With Under 20,000 HP.
[AG] Prototape: 30/30 Frames (x3), First Draft, Second Draft.
[AG] Blood OP, No Really: 150,000/150,000 HP + Regeneration (20,000 HP), Tier: 1, Blood: 0,000/30,000 HP.Duality: [IIIII].
[AG] Super Galaxy Rumble: 220,000/220,000 HP. 0 Heat (-25 per turn).
Firey Spirit of the Yordle Inferno! [0/2] [II]. Turbo-Shock Rockets! [0/4]. Audacious Bravery Shield! [0/2] [|] Super Galaxy Comeback Breaker: [IIIII IIII].
[AG] Reality Archons: 20/20 HP (x80). [A] Perfectly Generic Object.
[AG] Heretical Facsimile of Trickle's Wrath.
[AG] Magikarp: 1/1 HP. Probably secretly a good. Guess What This Does: [IIIII IIIIII IIIIII].
[AG] Angry Toaster: 25,000/25,000 HP.
[b][AG] The Coleg Creeper: 228,000/250,000 HP. Mony: 0. tem needs money: [IIIII]. tem gains money: [IIIII]. tem cleanses money: [IIIII].[/b]
[b][AG-BOSS] Absurdly Powerful Normal Ninja: 300,000/300,000 HP. Inflicts Poison. Evasion (125%). Transformation: [II]. Into the Shadows: [III], Euphoria: [IIIII IIIII].
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[N] Living Packet of Infinite Ketchup: 45,000/45,000 HP. Barrier: 30,000/30,000 HP.

[PG] [Timeline ???] Kha'Zix: 79,000/220,000 HP, Temporally Anomalous, 0 Evolution Counters, Inflicts Isolation on being unattacked for a turn. Temporal Execution: [II], Void Assault: [III], Guardian of Time: [IIIII IIIII]. [Verdana].
[PG] The Operative: 15/15 HP. 75% Counter Chance! [Verdana]. [A] Perfectly Generic Object.
[PG] The 23rd Lament: Inflictory: $null, Inventory: [III], Execute: [IIIII I].
[not-PG] Minecraft Elites: 18,000/50,000 HP. 50,000/50,000 HP (x2). Snakeeyes: [III], The Return: [IIIIII].
[PG] Garbage Mountain: Infinite HP. 10/10 Turns Left.
[PG] Bucket: 170,000/170,000 HP. Ignores Evasion. Bullet Shuffle: [II], Bullet Tornado: [IIII], Bullet Dance: [IIIII I], Heads or Tails: [IIIII I], Bullet Ballet: [IIIII III].
[PG] Unusually Strong Regular Pirate: 200,000/200,000 HP + Regeneration (30,000 HP). Pistol: 5/5 Ammo.
[PG] Trademark: ™/™ HP. The Number Between My Curses: [IIIII]. Corporateclustergorilla: [IIIII]. Order: [IIIII].
[PG] Khonsu: 300,000/300,000 HP. 700,000/700,000 HP. Regeneration (25,000 HP). Temporally Anomalous! Inflicts Hera Syndrome, Deals Sanity and Integrity Damage!
Timelock: [II]. Magabeuna: [III]. Arcana: [IIIII I].
[BOSS] The Leviathan: Body: 750,000/750,000 HP, Regeneration (10,000 HP). Core: 1,750,000/1,500,000 HP, Regeneration (25,000 HP). 80,000 Wave Power + 10,000 per turn.
Arkslayer: [II], Newfounded Kyoto: [IIII], I Call Upon Thy Brother And Thy Sister: [IIIII], 34.5 [IIIII], And Thus These Waters Wish to Die: [IIIII I].

[AG-α] heresyofnothing: 10/10 HP.
[GM] Alicia111: 25/50 HP.

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Originally posted on 2017-03-23 19:26:00

I redirect all +3s I would have gotten into the Fortress's charge banks.
I also do a little OOC dance at all the people who are +upping the Fortress. Thanks guys! I'll try not to let you down and keep you all provided with entertaining flavor texts.

16/20 for more character upgrades.
3/20 for more character upgrades.
+3 to the Fortress store

I decide to do something extremely irritating.
Monkeyjoe draws a weapon out from behind his back. And keeps drawing it, revealing a massive curved blade as he pulls it further and further out.
It seems that he somehow managed to salvage the scythe of prevention.

He surges forwards towards the Leviathan. One single, Alicia-salt-inducing phrase on his tongue.
"I prevent the Leviathan from using wave power."

Fortress Charge storage: 18
airhorn.mp3: 3/3. Neutral
wolfpack: 3/3. Neutral
Fire and Flames: 5/5. AG
Frozen Heart: 5/5. AG
Shocking Discovery: 2/5. Neutral

3/3 expended for airhorn.mp3: A figure runs onto the battlefield, with a sniper rifle in their hands. They yell at the top of their lungs "360 NOSCOPE!" and jump in the air, doing an extremely elegant pirrouette in the air, bringing their gun around to face their targe-BOOM HEADSHOT
An unseen sniper from the far side of the map headshots them while they're still in midair, sending their corpse ragdolling at highspeeds right into a random entity on any side, dealing hefty damage.

3/3 expended for wolfpack: A helicopter flies overhead, everyone watches as it passes, dropping a large wooden crate on a parachute that pulls it slow as it reaches the battlefield's level of elevation. the box gently lands on the ground... and then explodes out into a huge pack of wolves.
Several onlookers comment on this.
"Whoa, that's a big... uh... what do you call it, a group of wolves?"
"I think it's a stuffed of wolves."
"Oh yeah, kinda like how they were stuffed in there."
"Yeah they were holed up in there pretty tightly."
"You idiots it's not a stuffed of wolves it's a pa-"and then all three of them get eaten by the wolves.
Pack of packed wolves summoned as hostiles

5/5 expended for Fire and Flames: Another helicopter flies overhead and drops another, larger package. This one unfolds immediately upon landing, revealing a massive stage and even largers speakers, which immediately boom out their song.
Instead of having a fancy description, I just post a link to the song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw
The AG team gets an attack buff from the power of AWESOME GUITAR SOLOS!

5/5 expended for Frozen Heart: A cold wind blows from the northern side of the battlefield, bringing with it a hint of snow. How snow has gotten down to this location is anyone's guess, given what the current field effect is. It gets colder and colder, almost unbearably cold. It really is downright uncomfortable if I do say so myself, which I do, despite being safe behind my computer screen and not having to worry about such things like hell's rain freezing over. but that's besides the point.
In the snowy weather, you see... something. It's but a shadow and you can't make it out for certain, but there's something... SOMETHING creeping among the shadows. Something with a knife.
for frostyyy the snowman
lost his soul that burning day
had stay alive
he'd run out of time
but alive he wished to stay

Now frosty the snowman
is a tool of death and doom
Best to stay inside
Better run and hide
because Frosty's coming for YOU.
Frosty the snowman summoned to the AG side of the battlefield.
He has one little gimmick. The snow will soon abate, and Frosty will begin to melt again. Every round over 3 that Frosty survives, he loses 1/5th of his max hit points (as in, he takes that much damage, not his max hitpoints taking damage).



Originally posted on 2017-03-23 19:57:00

level: ?%
40?/50 energy

stabby stabby 6/10
Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 9/25 (+1 from tricklejest last turn i didn't see)
+1 tricklejest +2 fortress store.
9k wandofskys damage
celestial essence &&wand && liquid phlebtonium= Wand of the skys.6/? lvl?
ok
(blood essence && augmentation crystal && energy focuser)|| armor set = blood armor lvl 5 2/6

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Blood op, No really will attack bucket. (remember, mutate is a passive)
>wait for EOTB
>wait for EOTB
>Waaaaiiiittttt...
>Waiting, man its taking forever
>Remember its a null turn.
>oh come on.
Action:
I use the staff of the tainted kingdom, and if the resulting entitys can do so, I have them bodyblock eneralds reality archons, or if they can't, I have them attack bucket.



Originally posted on 2017-03-23 20:07:00

I force Leviathan to be a surfer dude. He spends so much time surfing his own waves he fails to notice that the very-hostile Doggeration has been taped to him, and is currently in the process of inflicting a dozen horrible debuffs on him.

Which is to say i use Fillerform to have the doggeration attack Leviathan by the virtue of being taped to him

I then employ excessive amounts of swiss cheese (see: a 25 charge diguised as a project charge) to somehow obtain the 50 personal charge. The Fidgeting Writer complains to Alicia about the massive lack of luck-based double or nothing mechanics. Tragically, the noise of desperate-for-resources Persons of Some Importance shattering the Black Lens prevents him from ever being heard.

50/50 Personal Charge (binding of candles) EXPENED

Battlefury gains "Binding of Candles", allowing for him to screw around with candles, binding people/things to them, forcibly or otherwise. And maybe slightly irritating Mr Candles in the process.

Wait, who is a Mr Candles?

Stats:
The Binding Of Candles {Character Upgrade}
-Attacks dealing enough damage or being purposefully meant to do so can "extract" a "candle" from the target.
-Candles are pretty weak- They only take a tiny portion of power, and have 7 HP each, though they are harder to target if the person holding them is alive. Candles
-Candles can be passed around easily, transferring their power to others.
-Candles have a crafting system of sorts, in that, also based on attack damage, certain crafting materials drop. Binded Wax drops once per 5,000 damage and is used to craft the candles if you don't want to rely on RNG. Costs an action. Probably??? Searing Enigma's, gained every 25,000 damage, Appalling Secrets per every 1,000 damage, and Correspondence Plaques, gained every 10,000 damage. I will probably keep track of this. Searing Engima's are excellent for upgrading/creating charged abilities, Appalling Secrets are good for everything but specialize in passives, and Correspondence Plaques can do both passives and attacks, but specializes in attacks.
-Candles have a like, 5% chance of being [REDACTED] candles instead, which have special and [REDACTED] effects. The seventh of those requires all 6 [REDACTED] candles and 7 normal candles.
-People and entities can sacrifice unusually and unreasonable large amounts of HP to create their own candles. The opposing side can use this, but will take ubercrits (or just plain absurd damage) because this is supposed to be a fucking eaten ripoff what the flick did you expect? Those candles are usually more powerful than standred fare.
-You can also bind a candle to someone that isn't you and is a entity, reducing their HP somewhat because wax is not at all tough. Doing so will attach the candle permanently.
-There is a 1% chance that a rat candle will be summoned and flood the battlefield with rats as a one-time thing.



+1 toast
+2 Piono

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 20:37:00

Assuming I'm in charge of the summon, I tell APNN to kill Khonsu. I tell my small army of Reality Archons to try and kill Leviathan with their 3l173 G0dm0dd1ng power, but I reserve one of them to tell it to mess with the Perfectly Generic Object to see what it does
Staff of Absolute Healing: Still 50 charges

(Not sure yet)(previously SoWM): 9/20
Ninja Gear: 10/20
Pegasus Boots||(Potion of Speed&&Endurance Potion&&Swiftness Potion)=BoAA: 5/8
+3 The Fortress

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 21:24:00

19/25. Phobos. (+1 from Darkside, +1 from Battlefury)
2/25. If it's transparent, it's also invisible.

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

+1 to Piono, Emerald and Cyan

Rengar uses Thrill of the Hunt! Lack uses No More Room on the weakest Minecraft Elite and ConnectS. Super Galaxy Rumble drills the Leviathan.

Noah impales Kha'Zix on Staller's Glory loaded bolt, then sends launches him far off into the distance. The ultrathin string attached to the bolt tightens, causing both to remain motionless in the air. Noah severs the connection between it and the crossbow, then tosses the latter to the side. Grabbing one end, he sandstorms over to Kha'Zix and wraps the string tightly around the airborne insect. Around and around he goes, tighter and tighter. Around and around until Kha'Zix looks more like a cocoon than an insect. At this, Noah tears out the bolt in the least comfortable way possible, leaving an alien-blood-coloured stain in the string.

He then floats down to a giant Temmie Sewing Station, where he chucks the entangled alien into a massive machine for making yarn. Like that one thing from Wallace and Gromit. Sort of. Anyway, Temmie magic (or is it technology) transforms Kha'Zix into a sentient spool of yarn. Noah chucks this over to a sewing machine, where he continues his relentless home economics. Using the purple yarn made of Kha'Zix, Noah makes a lovely sweater. Naturally, he makes a few "mistkaes" in the knitting process, which really doesn't do the sentient now-sweater Kha'Zix a whole lot of good. Finally, he gives to a nearby boxing champion for good luck.

Haircutter Pete (the boxer) had been waiting for this opportunity for years. It's not every day that you get to fight the universal boxing champion. At the same time, he was nervous. If he lost, what would happen to his reputation? What would his peers think of him? Would he lose his job? No. He can't lose. He can't let down all those that believed in him. Well, the one person who believed in him, and gave him a crudely made sweater for luck. But the point is that he couldn't let this guy down.



Originally posted on 2017-03-23 21:37:00

I poke the Magikarp.

The Garbage Mountain spawns three Garbage Zombies and a Styrofoam Alligator
Styrofoam Alligator: HP: 20,000/20,000
Attacks:
Chomp: 5,000 damage.
Fatal Chomp: Instant death. Takes 5 turns to charge.
Passives:
Highly Flammable: Takes 25% more fire damage.

Buckets dumps a clip into the Absurdly Powerful Normal Ninja.

I then use the 10 post charge I had saved in my Charge Jar to summon a Magic Umbrella, which I then equip.
Magic Umbrella [A]: Protects the wearer from field effects.

generic charge: 1/25
terribly generic charge: 1/25

+2 to the Fortress Store, +1 to Engie

Originally posted on 2017-03-23 21:52:00

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0.

Razihel tells Alicia that she forgot to make the Skeletoneers' Association exist.

Razihel explains to Khonsu that as described by Albert Einstein, insanity is doing something over and over again, and expecting different results. That's what Khonsu forces people to do. Another timeloop. Another one. Another one. Another one. Another one. Another one. Another two. Another-

A pillar of meme magic blazes into Khonsu from above, painfully shaping him into the form of DJ Khaled. After that, a bunch of key lime pies nail him in the face, and a storm of empty nailguns pie him in the gut.

The SONGination uses 7 to gain Double-Action.

Wand of Nagamar (Kingdom of Loathing) && Blank Scroll Wheel = Scrolls of Nagamar (Level 8) (3/9)
Double-Ice Chunk && Rune of Agility || Skill Book = Tome of Not Even Close (Level 8) (3/9)

Lime Sandwich II: 4/25 (2 out of 4)
Soul Sandwich: 24/25

+3 Fortress.

Originally posted on 2017-03-24 04:18:00

level: 10?%
40?/50 energy -40 for attack

stabby stabby 7/10
Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 10/25
+1 tricklejest +1 fortress store. +1 wand of skys
10k wandofskys damage
(blood essence && augmentation crystal && energy focuser)|| armor set = blood armor lvl 5 3/6
NEXT: obsidian && diamond leggings == obsidian leggings 1/? level ?
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I blink over to kha'zix and fire a burst of light at them from the wand, which slams into them and slams them backwards, smoking slightly, and they land in the ground. they slowly start to get up when I warp behind them and slash down with wave of celestial energy, leaving a thin cut on their back, and materialise teralunas savior in my hand, slashing right and sending them flying with a wave of red light, causing them to fly up and slam back into the ground, bouncing off and spinning end over end, before finally rolling to a stop, when suddenly a beam of energy shoots out from the ground, smashing them into the air, and just as they reach the apex of their flight, a small, brightly glowing orb flys up and forms a platform beneath them, which they faceplant on. they get back and look around, when suddenly a wire-frame wall flickers into existence at the edges of the platform,followed by a roof of the same weird light-energy/material thing, and then a hologram version of me manifests on the other side of the platform, holding the wand of skys in his left hand and teralunas savior in his right, before informing them that next monday is national JOE day, and since its so close to national JOE day, I'm tooootes stronger then normal. my hologram proceeds to run forwards, slashing horizontally and forcing them to duck, then launching several compressed orbs of energy into the air. the orbs swirl around it and one swings towards kha'zix, forcing them to dodge back, and my hologram self turns, flicking the wand and pushing kha'zix off-balance, then blinking forwards and slashing down, missing by a fraction of a meter and kicking sideways without missing a beat, slamming kha'zix sideways, where they proceed to skid for some distance before hitting the grid-wall things and are shocked before being forced back by a massive bolt of energy.
my hologram-self, ready for this, manifests several spikes in the air right before they reach the grid, then dodges right and brings a large glowing orb of light down Hard on them as they pass, denting the ground significantly. he proceeds to twirl his wand and manifests a small white hand with a hole in the middle. It moves upwards, turns towards them, and opens, flashing red and manifesting several floating skulls. the compressed energy orbs move into the skulls mouth area, then start to grow before being converted to produce several beams of black energy, which collide with one another and combine into one about 3 meters from kha'zix and the combined beam crashes into them, most of the energy reflecting off the ground and flying off, only to be caught by a the hologram, which is holding teralunes savior to guard and pointing the wand of skys towards kha'zix. the energy beam bounces off a wall of light manifested by the sword, and a series of glyphs appear in the air glowing a bright green, with a central one that glows pure white. the green glyphs create a holding area to stop the energy from moving and the white one shapes the energy into several bladed disks. kha'zix staggers to their feet when suddenly a spinning spike flys towards them, several buzzsaws circling it, and they try manage to close their wings to block it, but the force keeps pushing them, causing their feet to skid across the ground, and the buzzsaws slam into their wings, one by one, pushing them back and sending sparks out in all directions.
as the first spike starts to fly, my hologram stabs teralunas savior into the ground, then points the wand of skys, twirling it, pointing it, and then swing it upwards, a wave of draconic and heavenly energy flying from blades handle and forming into two thin disks, each an entirely separated circuit. my hologram then swipes the wand of skies sideways, manifesting a frame of purple light around the 2 disks and then move the wand to point forwards, causing it to flash white, and closing the gaps in the frame around the 2 disks. I proceed to raise the wand up as if to throw it, but don't release it, sending the new, massive, purple buzzsaw with a red and yellow core upwards, and it slows down due to the force of gravity, and then starts to go back down. meanwhile, my hologram has manifested a large hammer of blue light, prepares, and swings it with all its might as the buzzsaw reaches eye level, smashing the saw forwards. kha'zix, unaware of this, finally manages to open its wings and knock all the buzzsaws and the singular drill away, when suddenly they see the massive buzzsaw flying at them, then see it slice the drill clean in half.
it was at that moment that he knew, he dun [gorrila]ed up.
the buzzsaw cuts straight through kha'zix and my holoself shifts the wand slightly in its hand, sending a purple rope-thing flying forwards. the rope attaches itself to the buzzsaw, and I raise my hand up, throwing the buzzsaw into the air, then swinging down, causing the buzzsaw to fly downwards and slam into the ground, sending a massive wave of purple fire out in all directions, burning kha'zix and spreading in all directions, while my hologram spins on one foot and swings the wand to point at where kha'zix ought to be, before finally releasing a meter thick sky-blue beam at them, with white edges, shredding at their atoms or equivalents apart and scattering them around, turning much of its body to mist, and completely destroying them.
(I use the discharge special of wand of skys to augment this attack, as well as 40 energy, If kha'zix has 40,000+ hp remaining.)

Originally posted on 2017-03-24 10:40:00

17/20 for more character upgrades.
4/20 for more character upgrades.
+3 to the Fortress store

Having just done an incredible mean to the Leviathan, I clime up its back, stab my sword into it, then repel down its side using my sword to slow my descent. Turns out whatever-this-thing-is flesh is nice and cuttable.

Fortress charge storage: 19
Shocking Discovery: 5/5 Neutral
Storm Front: 10/10 Neutral
Punishment: 4/10 AG

5/5 expended for Shocking Discovery: Now, at this point everyone's probably forgotten, or at least shunted to the back of their minds, that this is a Minecraft server, and thus has Minecraft-y things in it. Well, guess what? I haven't! A random player, somehow uninfected and oblivious to all the madness that's been going on in different places so far charges in from the woods, screaming his head off.
There is an explosion. Then another explosion. Then another explosion. Each one getting closer and closer.
And then, out of the woods, pours a large army of creepers (with holes in the ranks from every time a creeper tripped and exploded prematurely. It's hard to run full bore through the woods with little stubby legs like that). The player turns around, scrambles in his inventory, and finds a mysterious weapon.
He was told by another player near the beginning of the chaos that this item was a throwing weapon of incredible power, able to instantly defeat mobs almost instantly. So he throws it.
The clouds open up, and a massive storm of lightning rains down, raining sheet after sheet after sheet of electrical bolts from heaven down upon the ranks of the creepers. The Minecraftian in question doesn't even bother waiting for the result. He bails.
ThatOneGuy has left the server!
Army of super-charged creepers summoned! These guys have moderately low health, but they will explode in two rounds if not destroyed before then. Upon exploding the army of super-charged creepers will die, but will ALSO deal heavy damage to all factions, proportional to the amount of health remaining.

10/10 expended for Storm Front: a storm is brewing... something dangerous lurks on the horizon. Oh yes, everyone already knew about it figuratively, we've got all these bosses that are coming up soon, not to mention a whole slew of trials and pre-trials to slog our way through. But now, there is literally something dangerous on the horizon. A real storm, and a big one.
The hard winds batter the battlefield, sheets of rain come pouring down.
field effect changed to Hurricane: Everything takes light damage every round, everything has reduced hit chance.
You all watch as one of the creepers from the army of charged creepers gets blown away and blows up somewhere off the in the distance. Visible through the pouring rain only as a distant light in the storm.



Originally posted on 2017-03-24 14:13:00

i reveal that according to my youtube DMCA takedown brigadiers, i should totally take down trade mark

i promptly delete trademark's channel and then enforce a DMCA takedown on his existence, he attempts to use this thing that stalin invented called free use but i reveal free use for the stalinist, nation-destroying, obama-created heresy it is

he is promptly exploded

+1 toast
+2 Piono

1/25
1/25

Originally posted on 2017-03-25 05:06:00

21/25. Phobos. (+1 from Battlefury)
3/25. If it's transparent, it's also invisible.

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

+1 to Piono, Darkside and Battlefury



Originally posted on 2017-03-25 05:25:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1490299043))

I redirect all +3s I would have gotten into the Fortress's charge banks. I also do a little OOC dance at all the people who are +upping the Fortress. Thanks guys! I'll try not to let you down and keep you all provided with entertaining flavor texts. 16/20 for more character upgrades. 3/20 for more character upgrades. +3 to the Fortress store I decide to do something extremely irritating. Monkeyjoe draws a weapon out from behind his back. And keeps drawing it, revealing a massive curved blade as he pulls it further and further out. It seems that he somehow managed to salvage the scythe of prevention. He surges forwards towards the Leviathan. One single, Alicia-salt-inducing phrase on his tongue. "I prevent the Leviathan from using wave power." Fortress Charge storage: 18 airhorn.mp3: 3/3. Neutral wolfpack: 3/3. Neutral Fire and Flames: 5/5. AG Frozen Heart: 5/5. AG Shocking Discovery: 2/5. Neutral 3/3 expended for airhorn.mp3: A figure runs onto the battlefield, with a sniper rifle in their hands. They yell at the top of their lungs "360 NOSCOPE!" and jump in the air, doing an extremely elegant pirrouette in the air, bringing their gun around to face their targe-BOOM HEADSHOT An unseen sniper from the far side of the map headshots them while they're still in midair, sending their corpse ragdolling at highspeeds right into a random entity on any side, dealing hefty damage. 3/3 expended for wolfpack: A helicopter flies overhead, everyone watches as it passes, dropping a large wooden crate on a parachute that pulls it slow as it reaches the battlefield's level of elevation. the box gently lands on the ground... and then explodes out into a huge pack of wolves. Several onlookers comment on this. "Whoa, that's a big... uh... what do you call it, a group of wolves?" "I think it's a stuffed of wolves." "Oh yeah, kinda like how they were stuffed in there." "Yeah they were holed up in there pretty tightly." "You idiots it's not a stuffed of wolves it's a pa-"and then all three of them get eaten by the wolves. Pack of packed wolves summoned as hostiles 5/5 expended for Fire and Flames: Another helicopter flies overhead and drops another, larger package. This one unfolds immediately upon landing, revealing a massive stage and even largers speakers, which immediately boom out their song. Instead of having a fancy description, I just post a link to the song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw The AG team gets an attack buff from the power of AWESOME GUITAR SOLOS! 5/5 expended for Frozen Heart: A cold wind blows from the northern side of the battlefield, bringing with it a hint of snow. How snow has gotten down to this location is anyone's guess, given what the current field effect is. It gets colder and colder, almost unbearably cold. It really is downright uncomfortable if I do say so myself, which I do, despite being safe behind my computer screen and not having to worry about such things like hell's rain freezing over. but that's besides the point. In the snowy weather, you see... something. It's but a shadow and you can't make it out for certain, but there's something... SOMETHING creeping among the shadows. Something with a knife. for frostyyy the snowman lost his soul that burning day had stay alive he'd run out of time but alive he wished to stay Now frosty the snowman is a tool of death and doom Best to stay inside Better run and hide because Frosty's coming for YOU. Frosty the snowman summoned to the AG side of the battlefield. He has one little gimmick. The snow will soon abate, and Frosty will begin to melt again. Every round over 3 that Frosty survives, he loses 1/5th of his max hit points (as in, he takes that much damage, not his max hitpoints taking damage).

All AG attacks minicrit this turn! Frosty summoned...
AHAHAHH AHAHHAHAHHAHAHA I AM TIRED OF THE SINGLE OOC ENTITY KNOWN AS PIONOPLAYER SCREWING WITH ME DESPITE THE FACT I DON'T TECHNICALLY EXIST
GODDAMMIT

Leviathan is prevented from using Wave Power, and then reveals its abilities that aren't incremental macrohydrokinesis! Such as water control! Screw you too! Frosty grows bigger, and bigger, and bigger, and bigger, before I pull out a card from the Deck of Spellcards.

/?/?/?/ [Retroactive Editing].

Guess who you are? That's right. The Agent of the Conflict. Frosty is seeking to kill an Agent, and thus it is a puppet of the Narrative. In changes that I make casually despite ruining the game, I point out that the Narrative is an incarnate of obessive storytelling. This suddenly becomes true.

Life is great in Hell.

Frosty, puppet of the Narrative, summoned. Wait, what point did this to have apart from to close off player actions? Any? Oh wait, malforming canon is fun!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490299621))

level: ?% 40?/50 energy stabby stabby 6/10 Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 9/25 (+1 from tricklejest last turn i didn't see) +1 tricklejest +2 fortress store. 9k wandofskys damage celestial essence &&wand && liquid phlebtonium= Wand of the skys.6/? lvl? ok (blood essence && augmentation crystal && energy focuser)|| armor set = blood armor lvl 5 2/6 placeholder Blood op, No really will attack bucket. (remember, mutate is a passive) >wait for EOTB >wait for EOTB >Waaaaiiiittttt... >Waiting, man its taking forever >Remember its a null turn. >oh come on. Action: I use the staff of the tainted kingdom, and if the resulting entitys can do so, I have them bodyblock eneralds reality archons, or if they can't, I have them attack bucket.

You use the Staff of the Tainted Kingdom, and summon a Tainted Magikoopa!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1490301431))

I force Leviathan to be a surfer dude. He spends so much time surfing his own waves he fails to notice that the very-hostile Doggeration has been taped to him, and is currently in the process of inflicting a dozen horrible debuffs on him. Which is to say i use Fillerform to have the doggeration attack Leviathan by the virtue of being taped to him I then employ excessive amounts of swiss cheese (see: a 25 charge diguised as a project charge) to somehow obtain the 50 personal charge. The Fidgeting Writer complains to Alicia about the massive lack of luck-based double or nothing mechanics. Tragically, the noise of desperate-for-resources Persons of Some Importance shattering the Black Lens prevents him from ever being heard. 50/50 Personal Charge (binding of candles) EXPENED Battlefury gains "Binding of Candles", allowing for him to screw around with candles, binding people/things to them, forcibly or otherwise. And maybe slightly irritating Mr Candles in the process. Wait, who is a Mr Candles? Stats: The Binding Of Candles {Character Upgrade} -Attacks dealing enough damage or being purposefully meant to do so can "extract" a "candle" from the target. -Candles are pretty weak- They only take a tiny portion of power, and have 7 HP each, though they are harder to target if the person holding them is alive. Candles -Candles can be passed around easily, transferring their power to others. -Candles have a crafting system of sorts, in that, also based on attack damage, certain crafting materials drop. Binded Wax drops once per 5,000 damage and is used to craft the candles if you don't want to rely on RNG. Costs an action. Probably??? Searing Enigma's, gained every 25,000 damage, Appalling Secrets per every 1,000 damage, and Correspondence Plaques, gained every 10,000 damage. I will probably keep track of this. Searing Engima's are excellent for upgrading/creating charged abilities, Appalling Secrets are good for everything but specialize in passives, and Correspondence Plaques can do both passives and attacks, but specializes in attacks. -Candles have a like, 5% chance of being [REDACTED] candles instead, which have special and [REDACTED] effects. The seventh of those requires all 6 [REDACTED] candles and 7 normal candles. -People and entities can sacrifice unusually and unreasonable large amounts of HP to create their own candles. The opposing side can use this, but will take ubercrits (or just plain absurd damage) because this is supposed to be a fucking eaten ripoff what the flick did you expect? Those candles are usually more powerful than standred fare. -You can also bind a candle to someone that isn't you and is a entity, reducing their HP somewhat because wax is not at all tough. Doing so will attach the candle permanently. -There is a 1% chance that a rat candle will be summoned and flood the battlefield with rats as a one-time thing. +1 toast +2 Piono

You tape the Doggeration to Leviathan! He will get lots of horrific debuffs in the EoTB! You gain power over candles in most shapes or forms, granting you special powers!

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1490304289))

Assuming I'm in charge of the summon, I tell APNN to kill Khonsu. I tell my small army of Reality Archons to try and kill Leviathan with their 3l173 G0dm0dd1ng power, but I reserve one of them to tell it to mess with the Perfectly Generic Object to see what it does Staff of Absolute Healing: Still 50 charges (Not sure yet)(previously SoWM): 9/20 Ninja Gear: 10/20 Pegasus Boots||(Potion of Speed&&Endurance Potion&&Swiftness Potion)=BoAA: 5/8 +3 The Fortress

Your small army will do as you say! APNN will do as you say!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1490305077))

19/25. Phobos. (+1 from Darkside, +1 from Battlefury) 2/25. If it's transparent, it's also invisible. Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg +1 to Piono, Emerald and Cyan Rengar uses Thrill of the Hunt! Lack uses No More Room on the weakest Minecraft Elite and ConnectS. Super Galaxy Rumble drills the Leviathan. Noah impales Kha'Zix on Staller's Glory loaded bolt, then sends launches him far off into the distance. The ultrathin string attached to the bolt tightens, causing both to remain motionless in the air. Noah severs the connection between it and the crossbow, then tosses the latter to the side. Grabbing one end, he sandstorms over to Kha'Zix and wraps the string tightly around the airborne insect. Around and around he goes, tighter and tighter. Around and around until Kha'Zix looks more like a cocoon than an insect. At this, Noah tears out the bolt in the least comfortable way possible, leaving an alien-blood-coloured stain in the string. He then floats down to a giant Temmie Sewing Station, where he chucks the entangled alien into a massive machine for making yarn. Like that one thing from Wallace and Gromit. Sort of. Anyway, Temmie magic (or is it technology) transforms Kha'Zix into a sentient spool of yarn. Noah chucks this over to a sewing machine, where he continues his relentless home economics. Using the purple yarn made of Kha'Zix, Noah makes a lovely sweater. Naturally, he makes a few "mistkaes" in the knitting process, which really doesn't do the sentient now-sweater Kha'Zix a whole lot of good. Finally, he gives to a nearby boxing champion for good luck. Haircutter Pete (the boxer) had been waiting for this opportunity for years. It's not every day that you get to fight the universal boxing champion. At the same time, he was nervous. If he lost, what would happen to his reputation? What would his peers think of him? Would he lose his job? No. He can't lose. He can't let down all those that believed in him. Well, the one person who believed in him, and gave him a crudely made sweater for luck. But the point is that he couldn't let this guy down.

Kha'Zix takes 30,000 damage, is stunned, and you gain 50,000 Research!

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1490305977))

I poke the Magikarp. The Garbage Mountain spawns three Garbage Zombies and a Styrofoam Alligator Styrofoam Alligator: HP: 20,000/20,000 Attacks: Chomp: 5,000 damage. Fatal Chomp: Instant death. Takes 5 turns to charge. Passives: Highly Flammable: Takes 25% more fire damage. Buckets dumps a clip into the Absurdly Powerful Normal Ninja. I then use the 10 post charge I had saved in my Charge Jar to summon a Magic Umbrella, which I then equip. Magic Umbrella [A]: Protects the wearer from field effects. generic charge: 1/25 terribly generic charge: 1/25 +2 to the Fortress Store, +1 to Engie

You summon a Magic Umbrella, but you were already immune to Hell's Rain. I have an Umbrella next to me right now. They're stylish.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1490329129))

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0. Razihel tells Alicia that she forgot to make the Skeletoneers' Association exist. Razihel explains to Khonsu that as described by Albert Einstein, insanity is doing something over and over again, and expecting different results. That's what Khonsu forces people to do. Another timeloop. Another one. Another one. Another one. Another one. Another one. Another two. Another- A pillar of meme magic blazes into Khonsu from above, painfully shaping him into the form of DJ Khaled. After that, a bunch of key lime pies nail him in the face, and a storm of empty nailguns pie him in the gut. The SONGination uses 7 to gain Double-Action. Wand of Nagamar (Kingdom of Loathing) && Blank Scroll Wheel = Scrolls of Nagamar (Level 8) (3/9) Double-Ice Chunk && Rune of Agility || Skill Book = Tome of Not Even Close (Level 8) (3/9) Lime Sandwich II: 4/25 (2 out of 4) Soul Sandwich: 24/25 +3 Fortress.

Fixed. The SONGination will do as you say! Khonsu already knew that, why do you think he inflicts Sanity damage? Nevertheless, he takes 15,000 damage!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1490352023))

level: 10?% 40?/50 energy -40 for attack stabby stabby 7/10 Personal upgrades/artifacts are love, personal upgrades/artifacts are life 10/25 +1 tricklejest +1 fortress store. +1 wand of skys 10k wandofskys damage (blood essence && augmentation crystal && energy focuser)|| armor set = blood armor lvl 5 3/6 NEXT: obsidian && diamond leggings == obsidian leggings 1/? level ?  placeholder I blink over to kha'zix and fire a burst of light at them from the wand, which slams into them and slams them backwards, smoking slightly, and they land in the ground. they slowly start to get up when I warp behind them and slash down with wave of celestial energy, leaving a thin cut on their back, and materialise teralunas savior in my hand, slashing right and sending them flying with a wave of red light, causing them to fly up and slam back into the ground, bouncing off and spinning end over end, before finally rolling to a stop, when suddenly a beam of energy shoots out from the ground, smashing them into the air, and just as they reach the apex of their flight, a small, brightly glowing orb flys up and forms a platform beneath them, which they faceplant on. they get back and look around, when suddenly a wire-frame wall flickers into existence at the edges of the platform,followed by a roof of the same weird light-energy/material thing, and then a hologram version of me manifests on the other side of the platform, holding the wand of skys in his left hand and teralunas savior in his right, before informing them that next monday is national JOE day, and since its so close to national JOE day, I'm tooootes stronger then normal. my hologram proceeds to run forwards, slashing horizontally and forcing them to duck, then launching several compressed orbs of energy into the air. the orbs swirl around it and one swings towards kha'zix, forcing them to dodge back, and my hologram self turns, flicking the wand and pushing kha'zix off-balance, then blinking forwards and slashing down, missing by a fraction of a meter and kicking sideways without missing a beat, slamming kha'zix sideways, where they proceed to skid for some distance before hitting the grid-wall things and are shocked before being forced back by a massive bolt of energy. my hologram-self, ready for this, manifests several spikes in the air right before they reach the grid, then dodges right and brings a large glowing orb of light down Hard on them as they pass, denting the ground significantly. he proceeds to twirl his wand and manifests a small white hand with a hole in the middle. It moves upwards, turns towards them, and opens, flashing red and manifesting several floating skulls. the compressed energy orbs move into the skulls mouth area, then start to grow before being converted to produce several beams of black energy, which collide with one another and combine into one about 3 meters from kha'zix and the combined beam crashes into them, most of the energy reflecting off the ground and flying off, only to be caught by a the hologram, which is holding teralunes savior to guard and pointing the wand of skys towards kha'zix. the energy beam bounces off a wall of light manifested by the sword, and a series of glyphs appear in the air glowing a bright green, with a central one that glows pure white. the green glyphs create a holding area to stop the energy from moving and the white one shapes the energy into several bladed disks. kha'zix staggers to their feet when suddenly a spinning spike flys towards them, several buzzsaws circling it, and they try manage to close their wings to block it, but the force keeps pushing them, causing their feet to skid across the ground, and the buzzsaws slam into their wings, one by one, pushing them back and sending sparks out in all directions. as the first spike starts to fly, my hologram stabs teralunas savior into the ground, then points the wand of skys, twirling it, pointing it, and then swing it upwards, a wave of draconic and heavenly energy flying from blades handle and forming into two thin disks, each an entirely separated circuit. my hologram then swipes the wand of skies sideways, manifesting a frame of purple light around the 2 disks and then move the wand to point forwards, causing it to flash white, and closing the gaps in the frame around the 2 disks.  I proceed to raise the wand up as if to throw it, but don't release it, sending the new, massive, purple buzzsaw with a red and yellow core upwards, and it slows down due to the force of gravity, and then starts to go back down. meanwhile, my hologram has manifested a large hammer of blue light, prepares, and swings it with all its might as the buzzsaw reaches eye level, smashing the saw forwards. kha'zix, unaware of this, finally manages to open its wings and knock all the buzzsaws and the singular drill away, when suddenly they see the massive buzzsaw flying at them, then see it slice the drill clean in half. it was at that moment that he knew, he dun [gorrila]ed up. the buzzsaw cuts straight through kha'zix and my holoself shifts the wand slightly in its hand, sending a purple rope-thing flying forwards. the rope attaches itself to the buzzsaw, and I raise my hand up, throwing the buzzsaw into the air, then swinging down, causing the buzzsaw to fly downwards and slam into the ground, sending a massive wave of purple fire out in all directions, burning kha'zix and spreading in all directions, while my hologram spins on one foot and swings the wand to point at where kha'zix ought to be, before finally releasing a meter thick sky-blue beam at them, with white edges, shredding at their atoms or equivalents apart and scattering them around, turning much of its body to mist, and completely destroying them. (I use the discharge special of wand of skys to augment this attack, as well as 40 energy, If kha'zix has 40,000+ hp remaining.)

Kha'Zix dies, and you proceed to waste your energy! Hey, you have so many entities, can't I cheat just a little bit? +3% level.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1490364818))

17/20 for more character upgrades. 4/20 for more character upgrades. +3 to the Fortress store Having just done an incredible mean to the Leviathan, I clime up its back, stab my sword into it, then repel down its side using my sword to slow my descent. Turns out whatever-this-thing-is flesh is nice and cuttable. Fortress charge storage: 19 Shocking Discovery: 5/5 Neutral Storm Front: 10/10 Neutral Punishment: 4/10 AG 5/5 expended for Shocking Discovery: Now, at this point everyone's probably forgotten, or at least shunted to the back of their minds, that this is a Minecraft server, and thus has Minecraft-y things in it. Well, guess what? I haven't! A random player, somehow uninfected and oblivious to all the madness that's been going on in different places so far charges in from the woods, screaming his head off. There is an explosion. Then another explosion. Then another explosion. Each one getting closer and closer. And then, out of the woods, pours a large army of creepers (with holes in the ranks from every time a creeper tripped and exploded prematurely. It's hard to run full bore through the woods with little stubby legs like that). The player turns around, scrambles in his inventory, and finds a mysterious weapon. He was told by another player near the beginning of the chaos that this item was a throwing weapon of incredible power, able to instantly defeat mobs almost instantly. So he throws it. The clouds open up, and a massive storm of lightning rains down, raining sheet after sheet after sheet of electrical bolts from heaven down upon the ranks of the creepers. The Minecraftian in question doesn't even bother waiting for the result. He bails. ThatOneGuy has left the server! Army of super-charged creepers summoned! These guys have moderately low health, but they will explode in two rounds if not destroyed before then. Upon exploding the army of super-charged creepers will die, but will ALSO deal heavy damage to all factions, proportional to the amount of health remaining. 10/10 expended for Storm Front: a storm is brewing... something dangerous lurks on the horizon. Oh yes, everyone already knew about it figuratively, we've got all these bosses that are coming up soon, not to mention a whole slew of trials and pre-trials to slog our way through. But now, there is literally something dangerous on the horizon. A real storm, and a big one. The hard winds batter the battlefield, sheets of rain come pouring down. field effect changed to Hurricane: Everything takes light damage every round, everything has reduced hit chance. You all watch as one of the creepers from the army of charged creepers gets blown away and blows up somewhere off the in the distance. Visible through the pouring rain only as a distant light in the storm.

You deal 18,000 damage to Leviathan, before you realise that you are horrifically mistaken, and cutting raw crystal is nigh impossible! ThatOneGuy fails to leave a server, and becomes a Minecraft Elite, but army of super-charged creepers summoned!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1490418380))

i reveal that according to my youtube DMCA takedown brigadiers, i should totally take down trade mark i promptly delete trademark's channel and then enforce a DMCA takedown on his existence, he attempts to use this thing that stalin invented called free use but i reveal free use for the stalinist, nation-destroying, obama-created heresy it is he is promptly exploded  +1 toast +2 Piono 1/25 1/25

Trademark agrees with you, before manipulating the DMCA, and cutting at you! (5 - 3) counter damage!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1490419555))

21/25. Phobos. (+1 from Battlefury) 3/25. If it's transparent, it's also invisible. Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg +1 to Piono, Darkside and Battlefury

Ho hum.

Originally posted on 2017-03-28 18:16:00