"So we can either go through many small rooms filled with tons of monsters, or one giant room... filled with tons of monsters... or we could just give up! I say we give up." - Grif, from Red vs. Blue
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<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0.

Razihel gets a call from someone. He whips out his phone and answers.

"Hello, Razihel speaking. Who is this?"

"Sukard? I haven't seen you since the last gay singularity attack in the Zillyvoid! What do you need?"

"Get determined, and scry for the GM? Just that? Okay, got it!"

Razihel sits down and relaxes. The air around him emits small determination noises. The gorillaed-upness of time lets him tap into that time Razihel particiapted in the Still Determined combo attack against The White.

*The sound of progress. The death of despair. The clacking of the keyboards as greentext is written.

*All this and more fills you with DETERMINATION.

*You focus, close your eyes, and scry for the GM's location.

*A four-pointed star appears on your minimap. This must be where the GM is. Or at least the basement where he/she is.

*You then go search for him/her.
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Action Summary:
Razihel gets called by Sukard, and sets out on an adventure to free the GM from the basement. POSSIBLE SIDEQUEST HYPE BOYS!

Meowmere (Terraria) && Gambol Shroud (RWBY) = Meowception (Level ?) (4/?)
Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (6/?)

Brain Power: 7/25 (+2 Alicia, +1 Piono)
Cool Vapor/New Wave: 5/25

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Originally posted on 2017-01-31 10:32:00

I guess I go to the Fortress...?
Sorry, sneak up to the Fortress.
Is SONG someone from UNSONG?

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???: 5/20
!!!: 2/20

+3 to Toast.

Originally posted on 2017-01-31 16:37:00

SONG is piono
he wants to become a chunk of reality, and if he succeeds theres a field-wipe
/NULL

Originally posted on 2017-01-31 17:55:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1485641833))

Silver Fulminate && Uranium Plutonium Alloy = Silinium Bombardier (Level 2: 4/3) fin Silinium Bombardier && Storage Cannon && Radioactivity and Chaos = 1/? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Entropy Ingot && Uranium Chair = 4/5 Radioactivity And Chaos HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH i remove Ascension's Face and tape it to the Needle Dog Inventory: Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2] Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7] Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 20/20 20/20 1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan

Ascension takes 3 damage! The Needle Dog heals 10,000 HP, before going berserk and dealing (8 - 3) damage to you! It appears that your dogs are no longer allied with you. Gee. I wonder who could have caused that?

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1485643273))

I throw a splash potion of harming at the Bloat. Since the Bloat is undead, this heals him. I then use the 50 to up my HP to 25, AC to 2, and funnel the rest into regen. I then attempt to sneak into the fortress with the best stealth device in the known omniverse: a cardboard box. the 35 goes back to being a regular 25, and is renamed to "we're running out of ideas" also it's now at 9/25, which is cool and good. I then toss Engie a +2, and toss a +1 at Bomber.

Upgrades applied! Bloat healed for 15,000 HP! You sneak into the Fortress pretty successfully, and notice a spire up into the distance. You admire the spire for a second before a fiery beast, wearing crowns, dropkick you.

Meet the Fire Lords. You can one or two shot them. You're PG, this will be easy for you.

heresyofnothing: 'cool and gud'
heresyofnothing: ur the real heretic

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1485644020))

100/100 for █████████████████ I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector. 4/20 for ███████████████████ You know what? I think I shall take my sob story further down, where its safe from certain prying eyes. If you want to see my story, you will not see it in the updates. you know... I was once like you. Not a Descendant, I never was one of those until this war, apparently. It was quite a shock to discover I hadn't needed Eric the whole time. Well, I did still need him. Just not for the reason I had originally anticipated.

I never knew you had a soul. had. past tense.

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1485647518))

level: 6% energy: 0? Vengful god 10/20 +3 from tricklejest cracked world 2/20 +3* tricklejest [the free 25 is used to give me one of the following: greater base damage greater crit chance greater crit damage or any sort of damage buff.] Pickaxe && earthen orb && C. Phlebtonium = pickaxe of earthen power lvl6 7/7 Done! Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 2/11(?) perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 1/? lvl? "this katana has powers over perception and blood, drawing on both at will. when both are used at once, the consequences could be disastrous, but if your stuck between a rock and a hard place, it might be worth it. [small]or if your a descendant[/small] Its power seems to be restricted somehow?" I leap forward, and slash Kha'Zix with the pickaxe of earthen power, landing a deep gash, and cyan energy twirls from the crystalline chest-piece, spinning around the pickaxes tips, and leaving slowly fading trails behind itself. I throw the pickaxe at them, and it lodges into their skull-analogue, beams of light shining out from the point of impact. I jump backwards as their head-analogue begins to crack, and land just as the explosion launches the pickaxe back towards me, catching it with one hand and almost instantly running forward, throwing the pickaxe as a boomerang mid-run. right after I release it, I accelerate, arriving on the other side of Kha'Zix about 1/2 a second before the pickaxe, and punch it at a ~22.5 degree angle relative to perfect horizontal, causing the pickaxe to embed itself into its side as it falls to the ground. I then roll under a random fireball that was only there so I have an excuse to roll, and snatch up the pickaxe, bringing kha'zix with me. Kha'Zix is helpless, and I shake the pickaxe over a spike pit, dislodging Kha'zix into it, and deciding to use the "Earthen Power" part. glistening balls of light flow from the chestpiece to the pickaxe, and it glows a light brown. I thrust the pickaxe upwards, and my enemy is launched into the air with a spire of rock. a flick of the wrist later, and about 20 chunks of rock float into the air, with me on one of them. I throw the pickaxe at him, and it bounces off all the rocks, landing 15 hits on him. I then leap forward, and my rock chunk moves a bit to help me. after landing quite a few more gashes, I impale him with 298 thin earth spikes that then snap and get stuck in his body, followed by sticking the pickaxe in their head-analogue, where it makes all the dirt expand and tear Kha'Zix apart. I thank tricklejest twice, and marvel at the idea that we might give +3s now due to being unaware of this

perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 1/8 lvl7

Kha'Zix takes 30,000 damage. In the Fortress. I think SONG is breaking time to ruin your chances.
+2% level. +a forewarning that your heat is about to go up massively.

QUOTE (Emerald_Mann @ (time=1485649722))

Staff of White Magic: 2/20. I'll write up a description eventually... just you watch Sword of Black Magic: 2/20. Ditto I hide in a nearby place where I can hide (circular logic!), then begin forging two items of magic, a Staff and a Sword

You shield.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1485655122))

@Dogman: CHA<0>S C<0>NTR<0>L. S<0>LIDUS. CRITICAL MASS. D<0> IT. N<0>W. ---- <^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0. Razihel grabs Trademark, bodyslams it into the Elemental Plane of Fair Use, then watches the huge anti-matter/paradox reaction explosion from the safety of the battlefield. The SONGination and its Golems delivers a shipment of crude, unrefined Whoop-Hind to Ascension. Meowmere (Terraria) && Gambol Shroud (RWBY) = Meowception (Level ?) (3/?) Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (5/?) "oooooooooooooo": 4/25 fresh jimmy: 4/25 +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Trademark cackles. Fair Use is part of copyright, as is Trademarking! It hasn't denied that yet, and when it does, the magical power of my godmodding will save it! You've just thrown copyright into copyright! Trademark gets supercharged, before waving its blade at you! Shieldbroken! I love countertech as well!

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1485689073))

14/20. Last. (+2 from Cyan and Consumer, +1 from Battlefury and Piono) 1/25 1 spare charge (20) IN USE. +1 to Piono, Battlefury and Cyan. '80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 4/8) Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg Noah activates his spare charge at long last. 'Spare Charge That I Forgot The Name Of' EXPENDED. ~ATH UPGRADED. Killing Noah will now effectively instantly kill you, with the only exceptions being Bosses and Alicia. To bosses, a different amount will be in place. Likely more than 60'000 damage, as that's what it was previously. Yes, he'll get that pissed when you kill him now. No, this isn't OP since you can just *not* kill him. Noah takes up Staller's Glory once more and impales Ascension on the end. He leaps high into the air, then fires the bolt he's impaled on, sending him far into the distance. Once he hears a resonating 'thud' he pulls back on the rope connecting the bolt and the crossbow, pulling Ascension into a pit of snakes. Large snakes. And scorpions. Small scorpions. They tend to be the most dangerous. I think I'll also take control of Rengar, since who would understand him better? Rengar uses Savagery on Ascension. Lack deconstructively applies itself to a problem; said problem being The Bloat. Perspective continues to focus on the damage Ascension takes, before attacking it himself. Next continues targetting Lack, but moves Perspective's targetting onto Rengar.

Who'd understand him better? Most definitely me. You'll see. You get an ability heresyofnothing: named Killer is Dead. why because

Ascension takes 5 damage!

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1485700521))

[OOC] So, I've been thinking about the TrickleJestian rules of DTG roleplay. Consomme's probably familiar with them. They're very loose and I change them around a bit, but the usual constants are no Mary Sues, all characters must be OCs, inspired characters are okay but those that are flat out the same (i.e. RPing as Mario) are not allowed (although I don't do inspired shit anyway, if anyone is inspired that means they're inspired from another character of mine, i.e. Trickle is inspired from an early character called Watt Tesla and they look strikingly similar although Watt is long gone). Another common rule of mine is making the characters flawed. Not all characters will be as flawed as Trickle or Jest, but I tend to give them some flaws. Backstories are also important, but that's just the common rule of roleplay. Trickle and Jest have a backstory, although they lack motivation and that's something I should work on. Basically, I'm rambling. I should get on with the post, really. I just started this bit because I was conflicted whether using TrickleJest (me) or not as an RP is allowed by my rules, frankly I don't really care, all this roleplay is getting me confused. [/OOC] I use Bing-Bong-Bing or whatever the fuck it was called to give me and Joe an AC point. Hopefully this is enough for that, if not, I upgrade both of our health. Sorry for the annoying health upgrades, I just joined in the late game and being prepared is good. As for my attack, I don't. Seriously. I don't think attacking really matters, so I attempt to evade all attacks targeted at me. ???: 4/20 !!!: 1/20 +3 to Joe.

You and JOE gain 1 AC! You shield, because that's basically the same thing!

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1485766096))

"Murder? I can do that." Verdana cracks his knuckles. In the background, just as the 298 earth spires from Joe's attack would have impaled Kha'Zix, a sudden surge of gravity yanks the bug-assassin out of harms way and over to Verdana's side. He'd probably have complained about not being saved earlier on, but is pre-silenced by Verdana flashing him a quick glare to shut him up pre-emptively. Then, the albino quickly makes a short explanation and plan to him, before turning and marching on the fortress, while Kha'Zix appears to vanish from sight. A moment later, outside the fortress gate, Verdana is standing alone. He stares at the entrance to the fortress for a moment, knowing full well that he's standing outside THE front gate, then does exactly what one would be expecting him to do and smashes the gate aside with an incredibly forceful pulse of gravitational pressure. Shards of gate just end up flying all over the place, Verdana walking through the frame of the gate without pausing in stride, watching as some of the shards crash against buildings and fortress decorations and everything, creating one incredibly loud racket of noise. He smirks a little at what awaits him, continuing to advance. As he walks, empty buildings begin to crumble around him from his mere presence, the ejection plates of the fortress cracking and snapping clean in half even before he reaches them. Naturally, considering the noise, Archons would soon come to try to stop him or throw him out or something like that. He's glad. He wants it to happen. He'll rip them all to shreds if given enough time... Earth Archons? Smashed to pieces and ripped apart via sheer gravitational force. Fire Archons? Dispersed in a splash of water, then blown away into the wind in a puff of smoke. Water Archons? Armies of plants rocket up from the ground and absorb their entire bodies into their being, then collapse in on themselves and dry them out in moments. Air Archons? Dragged into the earth the moment they come into view, then crushed by pressure until they explode. Plant Archons? Swallowed up in a flash of flames and roasted into something that not even a vegetarian would eat. Energy Archons? Verdana pretty much yanks them into his body by force and absorbs them, obliterating any semblance of life in them without bothering to think about it. Ice Archons? A series of lava torrents rise up from the ground, collapse in on the Ice Archons, and then they are not there anymore. Lightning Archons? Metal shards rip out from the ground and stab them, then recede with the electric potential dispersed into the soil. Metal Archons? Frozen solid, then shattered once they've become brittle fragile shells of their former selves. Psychic Archons? Verdana isn't entirely sure what to do about those ones, but they don't pose a threat to him in the first place due to how his body works, so he leaves them be if they give up, or just subjects them to the torment of rapidly being firebombed and drowned and shredded and earthsmashed and various other things. And that's to say nothing of the elite elemental beings, which Verdana doesn't even have to use specific elemental counters on and can just crush with gravity and lock down with time to his heart's content. ...The only thing he does not have a proper answer outside of "throw away with gravity" for is the Demopans. But, given the way he can rip through the other forces, that shouldn't be a problem, right? Especially since they NEED to get into melee range to be able to hit him, and with the stakes as they are right now, Verdana is NOT going to just stand there and let melee characters run up to him anymore. Meanwhile, in another section of the fortress well away from Verdana's incredibly loud and attention-grabbing chaotic battle against literally everything, Kha'Zix the Void Reaver exits invisibility, safe inside one of the abandoned houses. As was detailed to him, his orders are to try to get to the main fortress keep and obtain as many supporting forces on the way as he can. If he can manage to keep momentum up and sneak quickly enough, he might be able to grab a sizable enough force from whoever's still alive in the fortress, keep them away from Verdana's chaotic assault on the fortress, and get to where he needs to be. His invisibility and mobility should come in handy for making sure he gets through undetected. With his objective known to him, Kha'Zix revanishes, beginning on his way to try to reach the keep. Raiding Party: 3/25 (+2 from Jon) +2 to Jon

You immediately raise your heat to 90%, but make heat losses harder to get for everyone else. You see, this is the Verdana magic! Kha'Zix does the invisibility magic for a bit, before running into a 'certain science dinosaur', also known as the traitor. Her eyes droop down, and she's extremely unstable, but she smiles at Kha'Zix, and presses a button, before all of the archons swarm in on her. Global heat dropped to -10%. You revanish, but...

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1485779922))

level: 6% energy: 0? Vengful god 11/20 cracked world 3/20 +3 tricklejest Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 3/11(?) perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 2/? lvl? I gather energy with the crystal chestpiece, and release a shockwave of sound, recording the corridors of the fortress, and notice kha'zix sneaking around because echolocation. still a bit annoyed about him vanishing mid attack, I lift a small chunk of rock and get on, proceeding to soar soundlessly toward kha'zix. now, kha'zix would probably be running from the first explosion, but it is covered by verdana fighting her way through. a few controlled sound bursts to update my knowledge, and I arrive, jumping off the boulder and letting it sail straight into the invisible kha'zix. at this range, speach will be enough for the echolocation, so I start talking. why hello there kha'zixInoticedsomeonesavedyoufrommyattackrightbeforeicouldhavefullyvaporisedyouandihavedecidedthatiwillkeepattackingyousinceanyreinforcements yougetaremyenemysithinksoyeachandalsoiamstilltalkingsoicanecholocateyouandyouare probablyunconsiousbynowduetothebatteryofattacksyoucan'tseesinceyoureyesdon'tabsorblight whileinvisiblesoyoucan'tseeandyeahandibetyourgoingtodieprettysoonoratleastberenderedunabletofinishyourmission, ay? hey, george is in AAA, ay. AAAA,ay?no,not AAAAA,Ay. AAA,Ay? AAAA,ay, like i said ay. as i say this, the rock splits into pieces and spins around me, protecting me from harm, and I draw earth toward me, strengthening the wall. kha'zix tries to escape, but gets smashed by large slabs and boulders, knocking them back into place. after a short while, the rocks fly at it and covers kha'zix, dragging them out to where Verdana is, and making them look like an earth elemental. after Verdana attacks it, i throw kha'zix all the way to the moon, and make a new mountain there to smash them back down to earth, where they land on an extremely short range nuclear mine, which blows up, launching him into a pink velvet hammer, which smashes them into a giant stone pinkie finger, which bends down and smacks them into a giant hand of rocks, which crushes them, and proceeds to knock them around a Lot, and stab them a few times for good measure. they are then thrown straight towards heresyfo..., so heresyo will try to kill them. of course, I stop kha'zix from hitting them, and then dig a hole to the earths mantle, drop them in, and then launch them out through a volcano, right into a meteor thats moving at mach 7. they then get pelted with rocks and bits of space junk, before i finally finish off with a giant rock- laser powered by the chestpiece and pickaxe, which makes them go through a weird rift into the void, get hurt due to inhospitable conditions, and sends them back to this world. "hm" "I wonder how the world will prevent things like "I turn intangible and float through, using echolocation-based knowledge to guid myself to [place i am going]" "Seems like it doesnt" "This shouldn’t be hard then." [when going through the fortress, I mean.]


...does heresy have minor update manipulation skills how is everyone in my box what's next Broken Alicia yes it is me Broken Alicia

...All of you are inelegant and unrefined. Isn't it a good thing Piono can't write SONG right now, otherwise this would get so much more complicated? Yes.

Anyway, you scream at the top of your voice, which is a perfect way to get drowned in Archons. Guess what. You get drowned in archons! Instant death, adding 25% Heat, plus with the sheer noise from your attack mixed in with Verdana's super loud assault, you raise the global heat by a further 10%.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1485833244))

100/100 for █████████████████ I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector. 6/20 for I don't even know anymore 2/20 for still no idea +1 to cyan, toast and bfury 1 cyan, 1 toast I was born in what is probably a cheap sci fi book somewhere. It likely had a thin plot about mutant aliens that mind controlled people, or, at least, involved that. That was the big thing that was on the news the day before I was kidnapped. I have no idea why I specifically was chosen, but a group of cultists, worshipping some kind of Void demon had, upon learning their lord wasn't the true ultimate force in the universe, decided to take it upon themselves to learn how to do so. Even long after he had died. And so I was kidnapped, held in sub-human conditions, and put through all manners of torture.

These seem like lovely people whom I should hire. Also, make it so, silly SONG.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1485851743))

16/20. Last. (+1 Piono) 2/25. Come Home. +1 to Piono, Battlefury and Cyan. '80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 5/8) Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg Noah scatters particles of sand across the ground between Kha'zix and JOE. He sets them vibrating furiously, effectively disrupting his echolocation entirely. As he does so, he creates a wall of sandstone, and whacks JOE with it, pushing him into a second one. While he is sandwiched between the two, he has a friendly discussion with him. Do you have any idea how much heat you would generate if you went in after Kha, shouting at the top of your lungs!? Yeahno, it's really not worth it. He keeps JOE there for a few more seconds, leaning against one of the walls, before pushing off and letting them crumble to the ground. In turn, JOE too crumbles to the ground, somehow undamaged. You'll get a chance to kill him later, but honestly this operation will go a lot more smoothly if Kha'Zix is involved.

JOE's sheer force, mixed in with SONG's GMing breaks through the sandstone, however, you retroactively drop the Global Heat by 5%. You do drop the Global Heat by 5%.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1485852300))

Kha'Zix, in the middle of sneaking around the fortress, notices Joe's approach from behind. The void reaver would probably have been struck by the relentless storm of attacks from Joe, if it weren't for the fact that he's banking on one thing. That being the idea that an invisible Kha'Zix would be a blink Kha'Zix. Unfortunately for him but fortunately for the assassin of the void, this is not the case. Thus, when the rock is sent towards him, Kha'Zix responds by jumping out of the way in a flap of his wings, turning around with a visible scowl of irritation and readying his blades and spikes. Something looks different about him now. There's an air of... is that... A sudden burst of Descendency? Was this part of Verdana's plan? Considering the remark Alicia made about Descendants, it's entirely possible that he chose to factor that in... "You still pursue me? Begone, you fool. You're not worth eating!" Naturally, Joe has probably not opted to begone. Thus, Kha'Zix growls, then sharpens his blades by scraping them against one another, slashing at the slabs and boulders to dice them apart so he can use stealth to get away. Combined with the sand encasing him from Noah's intervention, it's going to be downright impossible to track him down now... Although, his image does appear in front of Noah just for a moment to nod a gesture of thanks to him. Then, he's off. Deeper into the fortress. Moving even faster now, just in case Joe STILL goes after him for some inane reason. Mercifully, Verdana's extremely loud and chaotic battle at the other end of the fortress should help keep the heat off of what just happened. I mean, would you be paying attention to a minor conflict between a void reaver and a... erm... person, or would you be paying attention to a massive battle between one guy with a battery attached to him and a literal army of basically every element? Raiding Party: 4/25 +2 to Jon

Yes. Yes SONG would. He's only completely dumb. Kha'Zix would stab JOE, but JOE got crushed by archons. Kha'Zix instead proceeds forward, getting particularly close to the spire, before getting jumped by a group of 10 Psychic Lords.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1485858775))

"So we can either go through many small rooms filled with tons of monsters, or one giant room... filled with tons of monsters... or we could just give up! I say we give up." - Grif, from Red vs. Blue ---- <^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0. Razihel gets a call from someone. He whips out his phone and answers. "Hello, Razihel speaking. Who is this?" "Sukard? I haven't seen you since the last gay singularity attack in the Zillyvoid! What do you need?" "Get determined, and scry for the GM? Just that? Okay, got it!" Razihel sits down and relaxes. The air around him emits small determination noises. The gorillaed-upness of time lets him tap into that time Razihel particiapted in the Still Determined combo attack against The White. *The sound of progress. The death of despair. The clacking of the keyboards as greentext is written. *All this and more fills you with DETERMINATION. *You focus, close your eyes, and scry for the GM's location. *A four-pointed star appears on your minimap. This must be where the GM is. Or at least the basement where he/she is. *You then go search for him/her. ---- Action Summary: Razihel gets called by Sukard, and sets out on an adventure to free the GM from the basement. POSSIBLE SIDEQUEST HYPE BOYS! Meowmere (Terraria) && Gambol Shroud (RWBY) = Meowception (Level ?) (4/?) Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (6/?) Brain Power: 7/25 (+2 Alicia, +1 Piono) Cool Vapor/New Wave: 5/25 +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

You get sent to the old GM's basement, but not before Agnahim's Sceptre gets defined to you.

Agnahim's Remnants: The gathered shards of a Pantheon artifact, Agnahim's Sceptre, blessed with massive plot energies, similar to a bottle of Waluigi Thyme. It has four shards, with each shard causing a different event once used up.

Normal: The shard of empowerment. Causes an event of sheer power.
Broken: The shard of disruption and everything being wrong and demented and edgy. Causes an event that is purely disturbing.
Omega: The shard of perversion and everything being reversed. Causes an event that will ruin the status quo.
Psi: The shard of a time long past, and ascension. Upon usage, everything will change. Don't use without the proper precautions, because using other shards can't save you from this.

Level 5 / Dropped By: Agnahim's Conglomerate / 4 Uses / Owner: Cyanogynist/Razihel

What the sidequest is will be explained outside the EoTB. Agnahim's Remnants can affect the sidequest, as a note, despite the Sidequest being, gasp, a Chaoslike.

QUOTE (TrickleJest @ (time=1485880656))

I guess I go to the Fortress...? Sorry, sneak up to the Fortress. Is SONG someone from UNSONG? ???: 5/20 !!!: 2/20 +3 to Toast.

You sneak into the Fortress, and end up next to Verdana, taking (5 - 1) collateral damage, but not getting noticed.

Originally posted on 2017-02-01 21:35:00

Regeners regen. The Fortress does not get an EoTB section, due to a mixture of summoning sickness and lack of anything important going on in there.

The dogs, as you can see, have gone insane. Maria holds up a hand, before waving at the dogs, and causing them to grow, and grow, and grow. It's almost like Hellhound's still alive. A rift opens up, before another rift opens up. A stream of golden rod comes out of the first, and a stream of cobalt mixed in with a dogface comes out of the second. They engage for a bit, before the stream of golden rod splits into fine strands, which pluck apart the cobalt, and force it back down the second rift. Maria holds up her hand, before smiling.

umbralAggressor: I'm back.
heresyofnothing: wait arnt i the only noe andllowed to use courier red that's cheat also the edgy is killing me
umbralAggressor: I was first.

Maria draws a Psi in the air, before the rift of golden rod follows into it, and it grows bigger, and bigger, and bigger, choking out all cobalt and causing the Psi to erupt. The two Hostile dogs get bigger and bigger, before the ground cracks over for them.

umbralAggressor: Perfect.
umbralAggressor: oh hey is it another me
umbralAggressor: when I joined this coalition did I say I signed all of my playthings off to the rest of you
umbralAggressor: Only some of them. I can tell because I invented it.
umbralAggressor: Oh, hey me!
umbralAggressor: Oh my god.
umbralAggressor: i like dogs
umbralAggressor: wait do i have control ba
umbralAggressor: No.
umbralAggressor: Can I take this moment to rant about SONG being literally unkillable?
umbralAggressor: I'm proud of it.
umbralAggressor: [2] it's okay amber 1 SONG is more annoying than stealling from the Pantheon. i'm sorry that Amber prime had to steal from the Pantheon twice.
umbralAggressor: i put so much work into designing that raid and it all went to waste you should feel guilty consomme
umbralaggressor: also ancestor that was a gorilla performance

All of you stop now. Wait are all of you godmodders we don't need more godmodders oh god no please stop why is any version of SONG a godmodder don't answer that question just yet I don't want to know

The Doggeration barks at Gomez, inflicting No Dodge and Doom. The Needledog has no allies! In what horrific way will its ability manifest? A tesseract suddenly nukes the Sceptre and Spire out of existence. The Needledog then crawls between dimensions, into Fate's Isolated area, before turning the place into some form of hell for Fate! Chaos Splinter has been changed into Breakdown! Fate takes 25% Sanity damage!

Fate then takes a further 10% Sanity damage, and becomes unisolated. She begins rapidly convulsing, and breaks down. A shard of the Needledog connects to Fate, and she becomes more bestial, crawling on all floors to the Hostile side. Maria flashes a smirk. Yukari activates the Boundary Between Life and Death! Gomez gets 1-Invincibility as opposed to 1-No-Dodge and 1-Survivor, which allows Gomez to respawn from light attacks. Gomez and Mandela mercy kill the Cultist. Rengar savages Ascension for 5 damage and one stack of Savagery! Rengar gains +1 Ferocity! The SONGination and it's Golem attack Ascension for 6 damage, before spawning another Golem. Lack smacks the Bloat for 30,000 damage! Perspective signs it's death warrant by dealing 33 damage to Ascension! Infinite Ketchup deals 10,000 damage to the Bloat!

Untitled goes to Sector Verdana, casually proceeding whilst somehow automatically damaging Archons, warding them away! Maria smirks, before flash stepping around, knocking on Auth and Razihel's heads, dealing 5 damage!

The 23rd Lament uses Inflictory! Next abruptly develops cansur. I notice that Psi left so many hidden functions in whatever abomination the Lament is, and I use the Doll to Interface. The Bloat slams on Perspective, dealing 14,000 damage, before the Peepers miss.

Trademark readies its Scythe!

QUOTE (JOEbob @ (time=1485963525))

12/20 Vengeful God Foundation of the suffering 20/20 +1 from simmumodder DONE new charge: labyrinth of madness 2/20+1 from simumodder +2 to Ire Oh, look, the foundation is done! foundation of suffering cannot attack or body block [REDACTED] [DATA EXPUNGED] [OH YOUR GOD WHY] [THE PAIN]

Trademark spins it around, before quoting this passage from Simumodder! What? Copyright isn't fair! It waves it a few times, before smashing the Foundation in, dealing 75,000 minicritical damage!

Ascension switches Rapture's element to Metal, before waving the stick about! The instrument suddenly belongs to Ascension, and he blows on it! It breaks Emerald's shield, and deals 10 damage to Auth! He waves Rapture, before a contraption appears in the skies. It drops down, and fries RoboMandela, for instant death!

Heresy looks at the AGs, and decides, they need more summons. They need a lot more summons from maybe a few different people. She drops a +2 to Trickle, the Author and Razihel! She then makes an axe, and rips it in half. Axes are horrible! Use a hammer! She takes out a hammer, before turning the Bloat into giblets! The giblets wash over the playerbase, permanently enhancing their damage by quite a bit, slightly more than entity damage, in addition to allowing them to do screwy gameplay changing! I mean, the latter was a notice that you can do that but you'll need it for the Trials ahead!

I give a +4 to all PGs! I turn Perspective, before smashing it into shards, those shards turning into assists! Execute, Phoning In, and The Number Between My Curses are maxed out! I take one shard, and reflect a dimension filled entirely with Splash Potions of Healing onto Ascension! He gains 10,000 HP!

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[IMAGE IN REPLACEMENT DUE TO THE EVENTS OF IMPETUS.]
[big]THE PRELUDE
> THE IMPETUS <
α. THE LEVIATHAN .α
β. ????? .β
γ. ????? .γ
δ. ????? .δ
ε. ????? .ε
ζ. ????? .ζ
ω. THE PRE-TRIAL .ω
THE TRIALS
א. ASCENSION .א
ב. [REDACTED] .ב
ג. [REDACTED] .ג
ד. [REDACTED] .ד
ה. [REDACTED] .ה
[/big]
I think we have more godmodders at this point than the main timeline's 0.
The Memorial of the Suffering.
The Itinerary
[SONG] die in a hole
[ALL]: Prepare for Impetus, or kick it off early?

The Battlefield ~Pre Impetus~
Anyone Can Die.
Lives: [III] [10/10 Players Alive, 7 Required Dead to Lose a Life]

[AG] [Singer] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Eternal Author: 12/27 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Bloodlines (Applied Regeneration): None. Heartbeat: [IIII]
['AG'] battlefury13: 19/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Chance, Psiform: Fillerform: [III], Chaos Control: [IIIIII]
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 19/24 HP, 2 AC. Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.

[N] Redstonetam15/Madison Dela: 20/20 HP,
[N] CobaltShade/Kanon: 23/23 HP, 80% Sanity.
[N] Emerald_Mann: 20/20 HP.

[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." (Ascension).
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] The Doll: "Does whatever I want it to." ~ Haruhi Suzimiya, DTG0. Interfacing: [III]. (Alicia).
[A] The Staller''s Glory: Stuns the target, as well as generating 20,000 extra research, (Toast).

[???] A Present From 'Myself' To 'Myself': ???, Reserved by Alicia.
[???] Misc Presents: ??? (x8).

[H] Doggeration: 300,000/300,000 HP, Inflicts Any Status Effect Ever. Sing With Me: [III]
[H] Needledog: 360,000/360,000 HP, Grants Allies Abilities, The Cycle: [III], The Garden: [IIIII], Scion and Eden: [IIIII II].
[H] Fate Testarossa: 60,000/60,000 HP, Inflicts Stun, Blitzkrieg: [III].

[AG] Yukari Yakumo: 115,000/200,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Hyper Vulnerable to Curses, Manipulates Statistics, Boundary Between Life and Death: [III] [Pantheon]
[AG] Gomez: 7/20 HP, Protecting JOE and Trickle, Hyper Evasive, Revolution: [II]. 1-Invincibility: II, 1-Survivor. [Pantheon].
[AG] RoboMandela: 0/140,000 HP. 5 AC. Freedom Cannon A: [2/5], Freedom Cannon B: [4/5], Peacetimer: [1/3]. The Mandela Effect: [III]. [None.]
[AG] Rengar, Pridestalker: 150,000/200,000 HP, 3 Ferocity, +1 Crit Stage when unattacked for a turn, +1 Crit Stage when a target is unattacked for a turn, Thrill of the Hunt: [IIIII]. [Toast].
[AG] Foundation of the Suffering: 40,000/115,000 HP, Non-Combat, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Foundation Deepen: [III], Prepared: [IIIII + 20].
[AG] Vibrant Hippopatoplatypus: 200,000/200,000 HP. Golems: 20,000/20,000 HP (x2) (+1 per turn). 3: [III], 5: [IIIII], 7: [IIIII II]. [Cyan].
[AG] Lack: 100,000/150,000 HP, 90% Sanity, Attack Increases With Entities At 0 HP, Deals Max HP Damage, No More Room: [IIII]. [Toast].
[AG] Perspective: 0/80,000 HP, 1 AC, Targeting: Ascension. [Toast].
[AG] Next: 100,000/100,000 HP. Targeting: Lack + Rengar. Queue: [IIIII], cansur: III. [Toast].

[N] Living Packet of Infinite Ketchup: 45,000/45,000 HP.

[PG] [Broken] The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath: 0/75,000 HP, 0% Sanity, Modifies Entity Stats on Hit, Regeneration (15,000 HP), A Tongue Verboten: [IIII]
[PG] [Broken] Maria: 50/50 HP. 100% Shroud, 100% Retribution Damage. Acts As An Avatar To Way Too Many Godmodders. Adminstration: [II], Void Assault the Ripoff: [III], Follow the Leader: [IIIII], I Am Nothing: [IIIII IIIII]

[PG] The 23rd Lament: Inflictory: $null, Inventory: [III], Execute: [IIIII I].
[PG] The Bloat: 0/100,000 HP - 5,000 HP, 25% extra damage from Splash, No-Dodge. Peepers (x2): 25% Hit Rate! Stun: II. [Jon]
[PG] Trademark: ™/™ HP. The Number Between My Curses: [IIIII]. Corporateclustergorilla: [IIIII]. Order: [IIIII].
[PG-PL] Ascension: 44/125 HP (x2), Double-Action, Memoir: That Stick That Hit Uzi + Rapture [Element: Mind]. Ascendant Glory: [III], Phoning In: [IIIII], The Morning Star: [IIIII II], Savagery: I. [Alicia]

[AG-α] heresyofnothing: 10/10 HP.
[GM] Alicia111: 25/50 HP.

---

The Fortress
Everywhere:
[N] Crowd of Archons (x901,000). 30% Heat. Will throw you out immediately if you trigger their ire. Fire power: More than you want to deal with. I’ve added a few new types since you last checked.

Sector Jon:
[PG] Jondanger23: 25/25 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP).

[N] Fire Lords: 10,000/10,000 HP (x2).

Sector Verdana:
[PG] [Singer] engie/Verdana: 25/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, 90% Heat.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: [II] > [II]
[AG] TrickleJest: 29/30 HP, 1 AC, Regeneration (3 HP), Evasive (50%), SHIELDED.

[PG] [Broken] Untitled by Animal Collective: 100% Anti-Rhythm, Regeneration (10% Anti-Rhythm), Protecting the Scourge! AHHHHHH: [III], Being Piono Is Suffering: [IIIII], Aries Armour: II
Sector How Are You Attracting So Much Heat:
[AG] JOEbob: 0/20 HP, 1 AC, LVL: 8%, 5,000/15,000 Damage., 25/25 Energy (+5 per turn), Evasive (50%), 100% Heat!
[AG] Toast/Noah: 25/25 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), 136,250 Research, 1 AC, 2 AG Armour, 1 Tainted Armour, 1 Dog Armour.
5% Integral Armour, Common Status Immunity, Instant Death To The Killer Upon Dying. Hex Circles (x40)


[PG] Kha'Zix: 104,000/220,000 HP, 0 Evolution Counters, Inflicts Isolation on being unattacked for a turn, Void Assault: [III]. [Verdana].

[N] Psychic Lords: 10,000/10,000 HP (x10).



Originally posted on 2017-02-01 21:36:00

wait why

Inventory:
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting. [2]
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Ones and Zeroes: An energy of pure nightmare, mixed in with what appears to be shards of the Employer. [7]
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.


20/20


20/20

1+ to Piono, 1+ to Toast, +1 to Revan

Originally posted on 2017-02-01 21:54:00

100/100 for █████████████████
I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector.
7/20 for I don't even know anymore
5/20 for still no idea
+1 to toast, cyan and bfury



Originally posted on 2017-02-01 22:19:00

22/25. Last. (+3 to Trickle, +1 from Cyan, Battlefury, Piono)
3/25. Come Home.

+1 to Piono, Battlefury and Cyan.

'80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 7/8)

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg

Please excuse me a moment.

Noah strolls over to the Needledog, and taps them on the shoulder with The Cursed.

Mind your head.

He sweeps The Cursed in a wide cresent, tearing the Needledog in two, insteuntly deafing it. Also, in unrelated events, he gains 40'000 Research from attacking Ascension with Staller's Glory last turn.



Originally posted on 2017-02-02 00:01:00

level: 8+%
energy: 8?
Vengful god 12/20
cracked world 4/20
+3 toast
Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 4/11(?)
perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 3/8 lvl7
EDIT: if I understood right, I'm going to be dead when the dops done.
If so, replace this with me respawning
*you hear the words Oooops sorrrry as I vanish in a flash of light and respawn
man, I messed up there...
sorry :/
I think I can sorta-maybe-kinda fix this though.

((Ok I spend Way too long on that image...))
the area of space we are in seems to wobble, and then we suddenly move to another area in the fortress, leaving a hole in the wall which I promptly fix. meanwhile, back in Sector How are you attracting so much heat, the psychic lords double over in pain because of a floating ourobos knife, and collapse to the ground.
"Ok, they don't know where we are anymore."

((this one took Less time then the first))
"there."
[7 energy used]
"now it'll be a lot harder for any even remotely close to sentient being to see you."
"Well, for a while anyway."
"It'll last longer if your near me.""
"Now, I've decided to infiltrate this place, so see ya."
[I close my eyes, and my body flashes a celestial blue. I proceed to vanish, leaving only a puff of smoke.
In this form, I have a general awareness of the world, though I am intangible, and invisible.]
"Spacial pull"
by changing reference points repeatedly, I pull my presence along, drifting around for a while until I reach a stumbling block- an anti-intangible... thing that obviously has to exist in order for it not to be possible to infiltrate it in one action. so I land on the ground and put on a dark-grey cloak. I sneak along, and then flash so brightly even with the enchantment keeping anyone from seeing me, its still recognizable.
I split in 2.
one of them is a dark blue shadow, and the other is A Bright cyan figure, sparks of light crackling across its skin. we part ways.
the shadow stands still for a while, melding to the wall, and the Cyan figure rises through the fortress, breaking several floors and flying into the air. the Cyan figure looks around for a moment, then notices an important looking place.
I thinks to itself
" Me, its time you go... thataway"
as this happens, the shadow image shifts into a misty wraith with a dark cloak, and flys to the halls silently, picking the path with noone if possible, and otherwise being entirely ignored.
the cyan figure lands in another sector, hitting the ground hard, and the whole area turns into a lush cyan-tinted forest, roots of light dragging across the ground. as archeons or whatever the guards are called approach, It thrusts its arm sideways and then all the guards rise upwards into the air, flying towards a small orb, and getting sucked in. if any particularly strong entitys arrive, the figure uses a combination of 9000 degree death lasers, black hole vacuums, and repeated teleporting slashes to kill them. If I can't kill something, I forcefully send it to the nearest stellar-mass black hole. If it resists spacewarp, the figure teleports behind it and sticks 2 fingers straight through its head, turning the guard into a mere facsimile of its former self and sending it to hold off others. If even that fails, the figure alters their perceptions to see Richard, UserZero, Or some other incredibly powerful figure. If they are not intelligent enough for that, I throw them to the other side of the fortress.
after a suitably large amount of chaos and enemy-trashing, the cyan figure vanishes, leaving an empty sector, and the shadow figure has hidden in a corner under a normalcy cloak, that makes the wearer seem to be something that belongs. a bubble of dark perception energy envelops it, and then grows to a more neutral tone as the other figure vanishes.
[summery: fix what I messed up, move a good distance while invisible and intangible, land after something stops that, split in 2, sneak around as an forcefully forgotten shadow while another version Thrashes a decently distant sector, after killing things for a while re-merges with sneaky half, hides and waits for EOTB

Originally posted on 2017-02-02 12:27:00

I sneak up to the spire, while singing this very sneaky tune in my head...

"Hey! I am so sneaky... Hey! I am so sneaky!
Now listen quickly...
Here's a little lesson in Trickstery,
This is how to be very sneaky!
If you wanna be a ninja or a rogue,
You have to sneak through a fortress on the go!
Just follow my trail, and evade attacks,
Go sneakily and just relax-"

Ouch. Looks like I made a sound...

"No, stupid! Ungh!"

I quickly (and sneakily) sprint into an opening, dodging the alarms or whatever there is.

"Okay, whew...
I am so sneaky! Hey, I am so sneaky, I am so sneaky!"

There appears to be a bar of soap on the ground...

"Now look at this soap! That I just found!
When I sneak away, don't be led astray!"

Looks like I was singing a little too loud... some guards chase after me!
I run and keep singing the tune...

"Now watch, and learn, here's the thing,
They'll slip on this soap like on an ice rink!"

I toss the soap on the guards and they slip and fall.

"Hoo hoo hoo!"

Sneakily, I run up further to the spire and continue the tune.
Once I reach the spire, I sneak behind it and wait...

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???: 8/20
!!!: 7/20

+2 to Joe, +1 to Toast.

Originally posted on 2017-02-02 20:52:00

@cyan pls gib psi frag thank

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 00:10:00

level: 8%
energy: 8
Vengful god 15/20 +1 from toast +1 tricklejest
cracked world 6/20 +1 tricklejest
+1 toast +2 tricklejest
Phoenix catalyst && soul shard && kattana&& Dreamscape rift = Teralune's savior lvl 10 5/11(?)
perception crystal && blood shard && kattana= sleeping blade of dualty 4/8 lvl7
still respawning...

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 11:15:00

In non-Fiction, it has been over 365 days since this Godmodding War has started. Over in Fiction, it's been a grand total of a week.

7 days to halve the HP of a godmodder. Via the massive power of maths, that means that you guys have 7 days left over in Fiction, right? February 17, 2016. If you skrubs win, then that would be theoretically the day I lose.

I will not let that happen. Look at your excellent performance in Impetus! Isn't it so wonderful how SONG has gotten me into some strange sort of trap, where I must either destroy his fortress and prevent his Ascension, benefiting me but allowing you to win, or to let him Ascend into a reality king of some sort, but allowing me to get ever so closer to a win? How beautifully confusing. By beautifully, I mean it invokes the sin that I most gratefully represent, Invidia.

Invidia's so beautiful. It's to want, need what others have, like Psi. He holds so much power and wastes it on dogs, of all things. I want, and I will take power. I shall rip it from the earth, and I will ensure your deaths or submission, horribly, and painfully. I shall become Godqueen of Fiction, and none of you Descendants will even think of stopping me. I can win, and this win will be so satisfying, won't it.

I am Alicia Cambridge. Bow down, and embrace the Trials ahead.
[big][big]> PAIN AND SUFFERING: END OF YEAR ONE.[/big][/big]
[big][big]> INSERT DISC TWO.
> YEAR TWO: BEGIN.[/big][/big]

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 20:22:00

+3 to Piono

The Infinite Living Ketchup Packet sprays poison ketchup all over The Bloat.

Maddison shoots kitchen knives at Maria, which fall down, fall into a portal, and warp into Maria's head.

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 21:29:00

100/100 for █████████████████
I can't use this, Impetus has, unfortunately, locked down the charge connector.
9/20 for I don't even know anymore
9/20 for still no idea
+1 to toast, +2 to redstone



Originally posted on 2017-02-03 22:56:00

I quickly conjure up some water guns and shoot the Fire Lords with them. I then pull two fire extinguishers out of my pockets and shoot the Fire Lords with those. I then attach a hose to an infinite water source and shoot the Fire Lords with that.

I suddenly realize that the Bloat is dead. This makes me very



[big][big]ANGERY[/big][/big]

heresyofnothing suddenly realizes that their spine has been replaced by a very cute gerbil.

we're running out of ideas: 18/25 +4 from Engie, +4 from best godmodder

+2 to Engie, +1 to Piono

Originally posted on 2017-02-03 23:02:00

25/25. Last. (+1 from JOE, +1 from Piono) DONE.
7/25. Come Home. (+3 from JOE)

+1 to Piono, Trickle and Joe.

'80s Space Invaders Vest && Liquid Order && Repaired Arcade Machine Screen = Liquid Retroness (Level 7 - 8/8)
DONE.

Noah returns to where he was in the Fortress. He draws in sand from a nearby desert, and whips up a sandstorm! Among the haze, sends out a silvery flurry of crossbow bolts from Stallers Glory, and into the Psychic Lords. While they're distracted by being stunned and all, he leaps over them and vanishes into the sand, reappearing close to the spire.
Charge EXPENDED.
Ravenous is summoned to the regular battlefield.

[AG] Ravenous. 110'000/110'000hp. x Attack.
Passive - Famished: Whenever an enemy falls into HP range for it to kill them with its regular attack, Ravenous attacks them, even if it isn't its turn or has already attacked. Ravenous cannot attack normally, however.

Lack attacks Ascension.

Stats: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10QEvy1B...onhbK-GpF3tNnFg



Originally posted on 2017-02-04 00:24:00

SoWM: 3/20. Starts out with 20 charges. Uses up charges to heal people (each charge consumed gives that 5% HP, so using all 20 charges would fully heal something), remove debuffs, etc. costs 15 charges for a revive, and 5 for each debuff removed. If fully emptied, it will regain 4 charges per turn, but can't be used until fully charged
SoBM: 3/20. This is coming later. It's the more complicated of the two, but the 20 charge mechanic and charge regen mechanics are the same. How to use the charges comes later
I throw a bomb towards some random player. Why not

Originally posted on 2017-02-04 00:36:00

<^> Giga Gun Revstacks: 0.

Before leaving for the Chaoslike, Razihel fires a blast of pure charge from the Ultranova Cannon at the SONGination, adding charges to 3.

Spirit Flame && Anti-Godmodding Runes = Spirit of an Anti-Godmodder (Level 8) (5/9)
Broken Hero Sword && (Blaze Powder && Blizz Powder && Bazalz Powder && Blitz Powder || Sawdust) = Sawed-Off Elemental Blade (Level ?) (7/?)

Brain Power: 10/25 (+2 Heresy)
Soul Sandwich: 6/25

+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, and +1 to CobaltShade.

Originally posted on 2017-02-04 03:09:00

Ace's health expands with the power of a 20 post charge and the other 5 going to a single point of AC.

She looks around at the madhouse surrounding her, she felt torn from reality for a moment. Something happened, as if... He. He was definitely involved... What happened? She focuses, she grabs the kitchen knives hurled at Maria and instead politely hands them to Maria for self defense. She'll probably need them knowing what usually goes on in the Battlefield.

"uh, Maria, right? What the hell is going on? Last thing I remember was the Cultist going- wait where's the Cultist!

Alayne frantically searches for the Cultist.

10/??(+3 by Dogman, Piono, Jon)

7/?? (+2 by Toast and Dogman)
+1 to Dogman, Piono, and Jon

Originally posted on 2017-02-05 18:01:00