And I continue to take Pageclaim.
7/10, forgot Piono's +1
Piono, here's +3.

"The only point I'm making is that it isn't canon.
Don't worry, Alicia. That can change. I know of three games off the top of my head that started out noncanon but then became canon later.
So it does matter. The point I was making is that it doesn't effect me."

The One sacrifices his 1 HP to heal all AZs + Ascension by 10 points each.

From the respawn room, Alicia is contacted:

"Hey.

Yes, I've annoyed you.

Isn't that the job of an AG? Annoy until the opponent is dead?"

Originally posted on 2016-03-09 19:51:00

[BLASTED AFTER SLICING jAFK]

I sit in the Respawn Lounge however I saw the same person that I made him send to the Respawn Lounge due to eating him.

The Helper Magician (One of the many ones): You know that you ate me last time... Dont eat me again. However I can use one of your Charges next time.

We enter the Respawn Portal to get us back into action.

Originally posted on 2016-03-09 20:25:00

Storage Shotgun OR cannon = ??? 1/? level ?
Spongebob pokes Verdana, doing absolutely nothing. However, the actual usage of Spongebob causes Nickelodeon to toss a Copyrightbomb, which spongebawb dodges. Verdana, despite being original, is destroyed by copyright.
10/10 Counter
Spongebob decides to return the favor. Firstly, he calls a demon friend of his- Nightmarefuelbob Terrorpants. He goes over to Kalendero, and enter's its mind. Once inside, he promptly begins to dismantle its mind, inch by inch. Firstly, he seeks out the bad memory storage, then releases all of them into it's ThinkPan, causing it's fighting to be interupted by a horrible stream of cripplingly bad memory's. Once that is done, he floats over to general memory storage and provides to wreck up the place, filling many memory's with nightmares and wrecking the one's that are not.
Then, he cover's his ThinkPan with Slow-Thinking Oil, slowing his thinking to an halt. Then, he outright melts the thinkpan, before replacing it with a nightmare pan, causing him to be in a constant state of nightmares. Then, using his shadow powers, he destroys what remands of Kalendero's sanity.
Finally, he fills a Storage Shotgun with bad memory's, and fires them at his brain. Then Nightmarefuelbob eats Kalendero's mind, empowering him with nightmare magicks before teleporting away.


1+ to piono. 1+ to pricey, 1+ to redstone?1

Originally posted on 2016-03-10 01:55:00

Sorodin votes for Ascension.

WOULD APPRECIATE SOME ENTITIES OVER HERE, GUYS.

Sorodin pulls up the minecraft forums mapping and modding section, ready to unleash some hell on Alicia. Pulling up several maps, Sorodin chuckles. He downloads all the maps, and drags the save files onto his minecraft screen. Due to mods, some weird stuff happens. A warp hole opens up in the sky, and stuff starts falling out, ready to be used in Sorodin's attack. After the whole thing empties, a shining figure descends as the hole closes. As he reaches the ground, he dramatically takes off his hood to reveal the face of...

...a Wizord. No, not a wizard. A Wizord, the most terrifying thing in existence. Taking out a beacon, the SPEL OF LIGHT, he shines it in Alicia's face, blinding her. Sorodin takes this opportunity to run over to some command blocks and connect them. The Wizord brings out some snowballs, and tosses them at Alicia. They turn into fireballs when thrown, and several power 10 snowballs wreck the terrain. Wizord shoots some arrows near Alicia, the power from FireFight (which is totally not Topaz's map that he's advertising)'s command blocks make them explode with the power of 10 tnts. Sprinting up to her, the Wizord throws several splash potions of harming at Alicia, which leave a blazing trail of fire, as they are, of course, Flame Potions. Experience bottles go flying, and the ground under Alicia turns into lava. It doesn't matter if she has fire resistance or not; this slows her down. To conlcude the FireFight madness, Wizord takes out a wither skull, dubbed Devastation, and puts it on. The sky erupts with explosions, and nothing escapes unharmed. Except the Wizord, of course, who received permabuffs from Devastation. At this point, the Narrative decides it's had enough of this blatant advertising, and throws GM-Empowered bolts of lightning at the Wizord. The Wizord, however, using dodging skills required to jump over the water at the wator temple, dodges all of them, which then strike extremely close to Alicia. Scratch that, on her. The Wizord decides it's done with FireFight, and moves on to the next map.... in the next turn, because I'm too lazy to do it now.

+2 piono (Just wondering, can we check out the item's descriptions before buying them?)
Remember Me? 10/10 (+4 from Battlefury)
Er, no time for a complicated summon. Just one phrase. "Boss-killer rubber duck". Go crazy with the stats and specials.
Hallucinations 7/10 (+3 from battlefury, +1 from Pricey)

Originally posted on 2016-03-10 03:05:00

Storage Shotgun OR cannon = ??? 2/? level ?
Golden Modular Hydrodynamic Spatula && Cook Book && The Abilty to Transform into Other Objects of Cooking = Omni Cooking Spatula (Level 3) 1/4

Spongebawb tosses 50000000000 tuba's everywhere. This annoys Alicia to no end, as she likely does not know how Tuba's are relevent at all. Then, leaping forward once more with the power of memes, he jumps in Alicia's face. Then, suddenly, she gets a picture of MOAR krabs, preventing her from stopping Spongebawb uttering the UNLIMITED POWER screech, giving him unlimited power. That is to say, all of Darth Sidiouses powers. Then, he blasts her with UNLIMITED POWER, unleashing a massive volley of lightning at her in a shocking display of power that electrifies her. Whoops, did i say electrifies? i meant electri-FRIES. Then, Spongebawb declares that THIS! IS! ASCENSIONCRAFT! before kicking her down a 300-mile deep well with 300 Spartans at the bottom. I am into 300 meme. The spartans have 300 HP and atk each, but their power is multiplied by 300 for each ally alive.

This, needless to say, is painful. Then, she emerges, prepared to tank yet another MEME BARRAGE.
Nope. Spongebawb instead redirects the sandstorm INTO HER EYES. The sandstorm is full of annoying dogs, barks, and /null commands. Note that this post is not nulled. . A garbage ship called "HMS DTG0 USELESS GARBAGE AND DOG DUMPER" seems to have dropped it's trash here. After having her eyes horribly annoyed, barked at, and nulled, she suddenly is attacked by 500000 Tuba's. Which fail to do anything. Other than completely drown out the battlefield with their music.

Then Spongebawb decides once more to change it up. He fires the storage shotgun, loaded with shotguns loaded with shotguns loaded with bullets. The shotgun fires a spread of equally-sized normal shotguns, which do the same. Then, instead of normal shotgun pellets, they each fire sniper rifle bullets enchanted with the following:
Homing II
Flame 1
Godmodding I
Punch X
Infinity I
Multiplying X
Imploding I
The resulting barrage ends up due to the multiplying bonus as OVER 9000! X 300 bullets fly at Alicia, enchanted with MEMES.
I then declare Alicia Supreme Keklord. This causes a massive amount of troll WoW players to log on and attack Alicia










All dead and gone 1/10


1+ to piono. 1+ to pricey, 1+ to redstone?1

Originally posted on 2016-03-10 04:42:00

Verdana's eyes narrow when he finds himself struck by the attacks sent his way, glancing at his health bar and watching it drop down to nothing. He sighs.

Another death, another respawn. There's going to be so many crystals left over from my body by the time we're done here...

He slowly begins to close his eyes... then stops. Then opens his eyes, glancing upwards at the other players present.

But that isn't going to be an excuse for me to just let it happen. No, you know what? I'm a little IRRITATED right now.

His grin returns in full force, his entire body glowing an ominous blue colour as he straightens up, in spite of the fact that he should be in the middle of dying. Judging by the crystals that are starting to form from the tips of his fingers, cracking their way up each arm, he actually IS dying.

What better way to take that irritation out than MURDERING ALL OF YOU.

Verdant Onslaught: Expended.

With a damn near otherdimensional laugh, Verdana's body splits open in a flash of crystals as he pushes his body past the point of dying, advancing immediately on the players. First to go will have to be Spongebob, the one who dealt the last blow to Verdana. The attack, in this case, is a fairly simple yet excruciating one - Verdana uses his manipulation of elements to yank all the water in the surrounding area away from the sponge, a powerful storm of tornados roaring in from the air around to buffet the sponge, flames spreading through the air for the sake of making sure the water cannot return.

Verdana's body makes the sound of minerals being broken as his hand shatters.

Next, he decides that, if Eric wants to get a +1 so badly, he can HAVE some. Verdana, in the middle of dying and taking out his frustrations, physically drags a trio of +1's into existence, the plus signs spinning around until they more accurately resemble oversized shuriken, hurled at Eric with naught but a flick of the wrist, their sharp edges biting deep into flesh and bone and earth alike. The shapes of each 1 invert, resembling spears more than numbers, the trio of projectiles rocketing through the air to bring their merciless points through whatever remains after the plus sign shurikens tore by.

Verdana's eyes explode. His other hand twitches as it begins crumbling.

Knowing he doesn't have much time left as his body breaks down, due in part to him pushing it beyond death, and part because of not being able to handle the strain of his demands, he decides not to get too theatrical in his attempted disposal of the Umbral One and Joey, blasting out a quick burst of flame and lightning at the both of them, then collapsing forwards, catching himself with an earth pillar.

Well... guess I'm not gonna be able to do much more, even with that power boost from that charge of mine... heh. I just know at least one of you survived, or something... Just so long as I've managed to drag you down to hell with me, I'm okay with this death. Sides, I'll live. Sort of. Respawns, and all. One moment...

Then, with the force that was driving him to accomplish post-death battle depleted, his body collapses, crystalizing in a matter of seconds. He doesn't even get the time to finish off that Questionable Ethics charge. It's probably for the best.

Originally posted on 2016-03-10 09:12:00

@topaz: Yeah, I think I'm just gonna put the descriptions next to them in the shop, for the sake of people wanting to know what they're buying.
5/6 for the Xblades of Xperience
8/15 for The fortress
8/10 for u.u
There, I got the charges back under control.
"About time."
+1 to FBSN, battlefury and topaz

Eric LOOK OUT!
"What... WHOA"
Eric does a sweet matrix duck straight under the first +1, then swings past the second. He gets nailed in the back by the third.
"Ow. I have a mathematical symbol embedded in my kidneys. This is not what I had in mind for my day when I woke up this morning."
Eric look out there's MORE!
"Oh come on."
Eric turns around and brings up the storage shotgun, blowing the first spear out of the air with a shot of dirt. he flips the gun up into the air as he brings the unforger around, smacking the second one out of it's path as it heads towards him. He reaches up to catch the storage shotgun again to blow away the third one, but the spear reaches him before his gun does.
"Oh look, I've been impaled."
That's lovely.
"If this were canonical at all I think I'd be dead right now."
Actually, we don't know whether or not trying to block mitigated the damage enough to keep you alive, that's up to the GM.
"..."
"Stupid forum game mechanics. Am I dead or not!"
Schrodinger's Eric.
"shut up."

I think it's funny that I just got finished killing off the AGs and the GM does a desperate bid to keep everyone from being horribly murdered at once so engie decides to repeat my action to make sure it's done right.
Well, this was an interesting two rounds.



Originally posted on 2016-03-10 16:40:00

8/10 (+1 from Piono)

"So, what do I do? Play poker in the respawn chamber?
Eh, why not?"

Using the power of portals, the Umbral One plays poker against everyone who's been defeated so far in the forum. He also gives tea to Koishi, as promised.

Originally posted on 2016-03-10 17:30:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457550765))

3/6 for Xblades of Xperience 4/10 for MADNESS!!! 4/10 for critical failure. Don't worry, the murdering was a one-time thing (probably). I've been feeling VERY cruddy for a very long time, and people being jerks about +1 didn't help my already rather low mood today. So I decided to take it out on some unsupportive peeps. I overreacted, but it was a good way to enact the whole Neutral attacking everyone scheme. I'd say sorry for murdering everyone, but I'm not really, since it's a one-turn setback, and I've still died way more than everyone else. I didn't stop to think about how devastating that attack would be beforehand though. ... Well. "Oops." Our bad. "I think we'll just wail on the one entity still capable of doing things then." Indeed. Suddenly, kalendero, who is already on fire, gets doused in gasoline. This does increase the flames, but that is not the end of the attack. "Because I..." Eric slams the unforger into a puddle on the end, the battery pack wired up to it again. This sends a current of electricity through the entire puddle of gasoline, igniting all of it at once, causing Kalendero to explode violently. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1) The Unforger (level 2) obsidian bucket (level 1) kniect wand (level 1) cheap bayonet (level 1) storage shotgun (level 1) Windows Stop Working (level 1) rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use stored credit. battlefury: 2 finalbattlestartsnow: 2 pricey: 1 ... oops.

Kalandero takes 8,400 HP of damage, and is set to being Incinerated.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1457553077))

And I continue to take Pageclaim. 7/10, forgot Piono's +1 Piono, here's +3. "The only point I'm making is that it isn't canon. Don't worry, Alicia. That can change. I know of three games off the top of my head that started out noncanon but then became canon later. So it does matter. The point I was making is that it doesn't effect me." The One sacrifices his 1 HP to heal all AZs + Ascension by 10 points each. From the respawn room, Alicia is contacted: "Hey. Yes, I've annoyed you. Isn't that the job of an AG? Annoy until the opponent is dead?"

**Divinity Alicia111: No, that's the job of a godmodder. Literally. We somehow make money doing it.
**Divinity Alicia111: But more importantly, is this really just a game to you?
**Divinity Alicia111: No wonder you used to serve the previous Omega Plus.
**Divinity Alicia111: I don't know much about her, but she didn't care about much or empathise with much else apart from herself.
**Divinity Alicia111: No wonder you, or at least part of you, were friends.
**Divinity Alicia111: Thinking everything is just a game won't get you far at all.

Every AG gains 4 HP.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1457555143))

[BLASTED AFTER SLICING jAFK] I sit in the Respawn Lounge however I saw the same person that I made him send to the Respawn Lounge due to eating him. The Helper Magician (One of the many ones): You know that you ate me last time... Dont eat me again. However I can use one of your Charges next time. We enter the Respawn Portal to get us back into action.

You respawn.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457574906))

Storage Shotgun OR cannon = ??? 1/? level ? Spongebob pokes Verdana, doing absolutely nothing. However, the actual usage of Spongebob causes Nickelodeon to toss a Copyrightbomb, which spongebawb dodges. Verdana, despite being original, is destroyed by copyright. 10/10 Counter Spongebob decides to return the favor. Firstly, he calls a demon friend of his- Nightmarefuelbob Terrorpants. He goes over to Kalendero, and enter's its mind. Once inside, he promptly begins to dismantle its mind, inch by inch. Firstly, he seeks out the bad memory storage, then releases all of them into it's ThinkPan, causing it's fighting to be interupted by a horrible stream of cripplingly bad memory's. Once that is done, he floats over to general memory storage and provides to wreck up the place, filling many memory's with nightmares and wrecking the one's that are not. Then, he cover's his ThinkPan with Slow-Thinking Oil, slowing his thinking to an halt. Then, he outright melts the thinkpan, before replacing it with a nightmare pan, causing him to be in a constant state of nightmares. Then, using his shadow powers, he destroys what remands of Kalendero's sanity. Finally, he fills a Storage Shotgun with bad memory's, and fires them at his brain. Then Nightmarefuelbob eats Kalendero's mind, empowering him with nightmare magicks before teleporting away. 1+ to piono. 1+ to pricey, 1+ to redstone?1

Storage Shotgun || Cannon = Storage Cannon (Level 2)
Kalandero takes 32,400 HP of damage.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1457579132))

Sorodin votes for Ascension. WOULD APPRECIATE SOME ENTITIES OVER HERE, GUYS. Sorodin pulls up the minecraft forums mapping and modding section, ready to unleash some hell on Alicia. Pulling up several maps, Sorodin chuckles. He downloads all the maps, and drags the save files onto his minecraft screen. Due to mods, some weird stuff happens. A warp hole opens up in the sky, and stuff starts falling out, ready to be used in Sorodin's attack. After the whole thing empties, a shining figure descends as the hole closes. As he reaches the ground, he dramatically takes off his hood to reveal the face of... ...a Wizord. No, not a wizard. A Wizord, the most terrifying thing in existence. Taking out a beacon, the SPEL OF LIGHT, he shines it in Alicia's face, blinding her. Sorodin takes this opportunity to run over to some command blocks and connect them. The Wizord brings out some snowballs, and tosses them at Alicia. They turn into fireballs when thrown, and several power 10 snowballs wreck the terrain. Wizord shoots some arrows near Alicia, the power from FireFight (which is totally not Topaz's map that he's advertising)'s command blocks make them explode with the power of 10 tnts. Sprinting up to her, the Wizord throws several splash potions of harming at Alicia, which leave a blazing trail of fire, as they are, of course, Flame Potions. Experience bottles go flying, and the ground under Alicia turns into lava. It doesn't matter if she has fire resistance or not; this slows her down. To conlcude the FireFight madness, Wizord takes out a wither skull, dubbed Devastation, and puts it on. The sky erupts with explosions, and nothing escapes unharmed. Except the Wizord, of course, who received permabuffs from Devastation. At this point, the Narrative decides it's had enough of this blatant advertising, and throws GM-Empowered bolts of lightning at the Wizord. The Wizord, however, using dodging skills required to jump over the water at the wator temple, dodges all of them, which then strike extremely close to Alicia. Scratch that, on her. The Wizord decides it's done with FireFight, and moves on to the next map.... in the next turn, because I'm too lazy to do it now. +2 piono (Just wondering, can we check out the item's descriptions before buying them?) Remember Me? 10/10 (+4 from Battlefury) Er, no time for a complicated summon. Just one phrase. "Boss-killer rubber duck". Go crazy with the stats and specials. Hallucinations 7/10 (+3 from battlefury, +1 from Pricey)

Ascension gains his final vote, but can't use To The Sky this EoTB due to being under Forced Idle.
Alicia is less effected by blindness due to being hit by Verdana's attack, and she points out that only admins, which only refers to herself, can have command blocks. Your command blocks then magically disappear.

The Boss-Killer Rubber Duck summoned, with me going as crazy as possible.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457584942))

Storage Shotgun OR cannon = ??? 2/? level ? Golden Modular Hydrodynamic Spatula && Cook Book && The Abilty to Transform into Other Objects of Cooking = Omni Cooking Spatula (Level 3) 1/4 Spongebawb tosses 50000000000 tuba's everywhere. This annoys Alicia to no end, as she likely does not know how Tuba's are relevent at all. Then, leaping forward once more with the power of memes, he jumps in Alicia's face. Then, suddenly, she gets a picture of MOAR krabs, preventing her from stopping Spongebawb uttering the UNLIMITED POWER screech, giving him unlimited power. That is to say, all of Darth Sidiouses powers. Then, he blasts her with UNLIMITED POWER, unleashing a massive volley of lightning at her in a shocking display of power that electrifies her. Whoops, did i say electrifies? i meant electri-FRIES. Then, Spongebawb declares that THIS! IS! ASCENSIONCRAFT! before kicking her down a 300-mile deep well with 300 Spartans at the bottom. I am into 300 meme. The spartans have 300 HP and atk each, but their power is multiplied by 300 for each ally alive. This, needless to say, is painful. Then, she emerges, prepared to tank yet another MEME BARRAGE. Nope. Spongebawb instead redirects the sandstorm INTO HER EYES. The sandstorm is full of annoying dogs, barks, and /null commands. Note that this post is not nulled. . A garbage ship called "HMS DTG0 USELESS GARBAGE AND DOG DUMPER" seems to have dropped it's trash here.  After having her eyes horribly annoyed, barked at, and nulled, she suddenly is attacked by 500000 Tuba's. Which fail to do anything. Other than completely drown out the battlefield with their music. Then Spongebawb decides once more to change it up. He fires the storage shotgun, loaded with shotguns loaded with shotguns loaded with bullets. The shotgun fires a spread of equally-sized normal shotguns, which do the same. Then, instead of normal shotgun pellets, they each fire sniper rifle bullets enchanted with the following: Homing II Flame 1 Godmodding I Punch X Infinity I Multiplying X Imploding I The resulting barrage ends up due to the multiplying bonus as OVER 9000! X 300 bullets fly at Alicia, enchanted with MEMES. I then declare Alicia Supreme Keklord. This causes a massive amount of troll WoW players to log on and attack Alicia All dead and gone 1/10 1+ to piono. 1+ to pricey, 1+ to redstone?1

The OP Scale brings your UNLIMITED POWER back to nil, preventing you from dealing any harm to her, but she lends you some power just so you can summon the Spartans which she promptly brainwashes to her side, except with the attack, as that become ridiculously OP, even without the power multiplication.

Due to the Curse of Repetitiveness nerfing sandstorms used against Alicia, the sandstorm doesn't harm her vision by an amount that could do anything. She then makes the Multiplying enchantment on the bullets refer to maths, making them multiply every other enchantment together to create one, singular enchantment: XX. This is not in the code, and just makes the bullets have XX on them. She then dodges the bullets like a pro and brainwashes the WoW trolls.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1457601133))

Verdana's eyes narrow when he finds himself struck by the attacks sent his way, glancing at his health bar and watching it drop down to nothing. He sighs. Another death, another respawn. There's going to be so many crystals left over from my body by the time we're done here... He slowly begins to close his eyes... then stops. Then opens his eyes, glancing upwards at the other players present. But that isn't going to be an excuse for me to just let it happen. No, you know what? I'm a little IRRITATED right now. His grin returns in full force, his entire body glowing an ominous blue colour as he straightens up, in spite of the fact that he should be in the middle of dying. Judging by the crystals that are starting to form from the tips of his fingers, cracking their way up each arm, he actually IS dying. What better way to take that irritation out than MURDERING ALL OF YOU. Verdant Onslaught: Expended. With a damn near otherdimensional laugh, Verdana's body splits open in a flash of crystals as he pushes his body past the point of dying, advancing immediately on the players. First to go will have to be Spongebob, the one who dealt the last blow to Verdana. The attack, in this case, is a fairly simple yet excruciating one - Verdana uses his manipulation of elements to yank all the water in the surrounding area away from the sponge, a powerful storm of tornados roaring in from the air around to buffet the sponge, flames spreading through the air for the sake of making sure the water cannot return. Verdana's body makes the sound of minerals being broken as his hand shatters. Next, he decides that, if Eric wants to get a +1 so badly, he can HAVE some. Verdana, in the middle of dying and taking out his frustrations, physically drags a trio of +1's into existence, the plus signs spinning around until they more accurately resemble oversized shuriken, hurled at Eric with naught but a flick of the wrist, their sharp edges biting deep into flesh and bone and earth alike. The shapes of each 1 invert, resembling spears more than numbers, the trio of projectiles rocketing through the air to bring their merciless points through whatever remains after the plus sign shurikens tore by. Verdana's eyes explode. His other hand twitches as it begins crumbling. Knowing he doesn't have much time left as his body breaks down, due in part to him pushing it beyond death, and part because of not being able to handle the strain of his demands, he decides not to get too theatrical in his attempted disposal of the Umbral One and Joey, blasting out a quick burst of flame and lightning at the both of them, then collapsing forwards, catching himself with an earth pillar. Well... guess I'm not gonna be able to do much more, even with that power boost from that charge of mine... heh. I just know at least one of you survived, or something... Just so long as I've managed to drag you down to hell with me, I'm okay with this death. Sides, I'll live. Sort of. Respawns, and all. One moment... Then, with the force that was driving him to accomplish post-death battle depleted, his body collapses, crystalizing in a matter of seconds. He doesn't even get the time to finish off that Questionable Ethics charge. It's probably for the best.

...
...
...
Verdana crumbles to pieces with the Enchanted Golden Apple, Joey and Spongebawb are ripped to shreds, the Umbral One is already dead, Alicia cheers on the beautiful display of death and Eric...

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457628050))

@topaz: Yeah, I think I'm just gonna put the descriptions next to them in the shop, for the sake of people wanting to know what they're buying. 5/6 for the Xblades of Xperience 8/15 for The fortress 8/10 for u.u There, I got the charges back under control. "About time." +1 to FBSN, battlefury and topaz Eric LOOK OUT! "What... WHOA" Eric does a sweet matrix duck straight under the first +1, then swings past the second. He gets nailed in the back by the third. "Ow. I have a mathematical symbol embedded in my kidneys. This is not what I had in mind for my day when I woke up this morning." Eric look out there's MORE! "Oh come on." Eric turns around and brings up the storage shotgun, blowing the first spear out of the air with a shot of dirt. he flips the gun up into the air as he brings the unforger around, smacking the second one out of it's path as it heads towards him. He reaches up to catch the storage shotgun again to blow away the third one, but the spear reaches him before his gun does. "Oh look, I've been impaled." That's lovely. "If this were canonical at all I think I'd be dead right now." Actually, we don't know whether or not trying to block mitigated the damage enough to keep you alive, that's up to the GM. "..." "Stupid forum game mechanics. Am I dead or not!" Schrodinger's Eric. "shut up." I think it's funny that I just got finished killing off the AGs and the GM does a desperate bid to keep everyone from being horribly murdered at once so engie decides to repeat my action to make sure it's done right. Well, this was an interesting two rounds. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazened with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 4 finalbattlestartsnow: 5 pricey: 1 topaz: 2

...successfully blocks, managing to keep him at only 1 HP. Lucky Eric. Fortunately for Sorodin, Verdana forgot to target you, which might have been for Verdana's better, as it would have forced the damage to spread out more.

And this was the round straight after I told people not to kill entire factions.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1457631055))

8/10 (+1 from Piono) "So, what do I do? Play poker in the respawn chamber? Eh, why not?" Using the power of portals, the Umbral One plays poker against everyone who's been defeated so far in the forum. He also gives tea to Koishi, as promised.

Koishi Komeiji: Weren't you going to take me on a tea party instead of just giving me tea?

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Sandstorm. You know what happens. Ascension manages to, while standing still, get hit by a TNT cannon from the two factions warring nearby that I mentioned last turn and takes 8 damage.

The Boss-Killer Rubber Duck quacks. The WoW trolls have been obiliterated.

Kalandero heals herself for 18,000 HP of damage, doubling in effectiveness due to being on around 30% health. The Spartans deal 6,000 (300 * 20) HP to the Boss-Killer Rubber Duck.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana for doing the field wipe even better than piono, before sending a massive laser at Ascension, who can't do anything for 20 HP of damage.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Sandstorm (Non-PGs take 1,000 damage per turn) III
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: II
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 0/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 0/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] Pricey12345: 19/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 17/20 HP

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 1/20 HP, Has 1 Armour, Anti-PVP: III

[PG] engie/Verdana: 0/20 HP, Minor Gravcrush: IIIIIIIIII, Crippled: III, Well Fed: II

[AG-PL] Ascension: 33/100 HP, Forced Idle: I, To The Sky: IIII, Bad Luck: [b]II[/b]
[AG] Boss-Killer Rubber Duck: 31,000/40,000 HP, Deals mini-crits to plot important entities, and criticals to bosses, QUACK: III, Molten Rubber: IIII

[PG] Kalandero: 36,400/60,000 HP, Incinerating: IIII
[PG] Spartans: 300/300 HP (x300)

[GM] Alicia111: 48/50 HP, Into the Light: IIII



Originally posted on 2016-03-10 18:31:00

The Umbral One respawns.

"Yes, but I have very little time right now. Give it a year for this to end.


And Alicia, when did I say it was just a game? It's just not life-threatening to me.
No matter how often you kill me, I will come right on back.
And it is a game, it's just other things as well.
Ah, the benefits of existing outside of this reality."

Originally posted on 2016-03-10 20:40:00

Xblades of Xperience completed! These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks.
9/15 for The Fortress
9/10 for u.u

"Oh jeez..."
Yeah, no kidding. That was brutal.
"Well, I'm still alive at least."
ping.
And you've got that level 5 alchemy.
"Sweet, okay, I've got... holy crap, Minecraft takes a lot less xp to level up than D&D does."
Eric then holds the swords together, and lifts them into the sky. A swirl of xp orbs flows out of the blades and spirals into Eric's form, healing him with the power of raw exp.



Originally posted on 2016-03-10 20:52:00

Storage Shotgun OR cannon = Storage Cannon Level 2 3/3
Golden Modular Hydrodynamic Spatula && Cook Book && The Abilty to Transform into Other Objects of Cooking = Omni Cooking Spatula (Level 3) 2/4
Players are OP confirmed.
No, seriously, we are getting wrecked by a single player without even charging. Engie is basically field wiping the [AG]'s every other turn.
respawn




This post may contain exaggerations of Verdana's power.




All dead and gone 1/10


1+ to piono. 1+ to pricey, 1+ to redstone?1

Originally posted on 2016-03-10 22:43:00

FALSE. Only operators/admins can EDIT command blocks, which doesn't need to be done, because the command blocks are already filled in. All Sorodin did was connect them using redstone, therefore Alicia's argument is invalid and Wizord's attack hits. Or doesn't hit. Whatever goes. I'm not going to make an attack this turn, because I think this qualifies as a counter.


+3 piono

Timed Bomb && Harness = Suicide Chestplate (Explodes on death)
Hallucinations 9/10 (+1 from piono)

Lofty Perch 1/10

Originally posted on 2016-03-10 23:44:00

Verdana respawns, casually leaning on the crystal dome that he really should've ended up being inside.

That's better.

Questionable Ethics: 5/5 (+1 from Alicia) (Charge did not progress naturally due to death-related causes)

Originally posted on 2016-03-11 10:13:00

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1457642426))

The Umbral One respawns. "Yes, but I have very little time right now. Give it a year for this to end. And Alicia, when did I say it was just a game? It's just not life-threatening to me. No matter how often you kill me, I will come right on back. And it is a game, it's just other things as well. Ah, the benefits of existing outside of this reality."

**Divinity Alicia111: You didn't say it was a game, but you act like it is to you.
**Divinity Alicia111: There's no reasoning with your sense of consquences, so I'll give up here.
You respawn.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457643171))

Xblades of Xperience completed! These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. 9/15 for The Fortress 9/10 for u.u "Oh jeez..." Yeah, no kidding. That was brutal. "Well, I'm still alive at least." ping. And you've got that level 5 alchemy. "Sweet, okay, I've got... holy crap, Minecraft takes a lot less xp to level up than D&D does." Eric then holds the swords together, and lifts them into the sky. A swirl of xp orbs flows out of the blades and spirals into Eric's form, healing him with the power of raw exp. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1): a small, nondescript, if unusually smooth, stick. It however contains the magical energy needed to form sharpened projectiles (usually darts) made of pure force and hurl them at foes. The Unforger (level 2): This 'hammer' is literally nothing more than an anvil on a large metal stick, yet it's still more effective than other, actual weapons. Somehow. obsidian bucket (level 1): Some idiot got an obsidian block stuck inside this bucket. Good for giving your opponents embarrassing deaths and not much else. kinect wand (level 1): These wands emblazened with the Xbox logo utilize the powers of motion-detection gaming to apply telekinesis to distant objects by reading your body movements. Prone to misreading movements and sending targets flying; do not use for shipping and handling. cheap bayonet (level 1): Despite what the name implies, this really IS a rifle, with a bayonet in it. This is only just barely more useful than the obsidian bucket, as you can stab and shoot things with it. Most of the time. storage shotgun (level 1): This shotgun possesses the ability to fire just about anything out of it; and thanks to this being Minecraft, that includes things bigger than itself. Load in dirt blocks, obisidian, stone, enemies, whatever! Windows Stop Working (level 1): This hammer seems to have a computer stuck on the end of it. It may have minor coding-based powers but using th[ERROR: Windows has stopped working.] Xblades of Xperience (level 5): These dual blades are not only powerful in their own right, but also channel the experience help by the wielder to increase the damage of resulting attacks. rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect. stored credit. battlefury: 4 finalbattlestartsnow: 5 pricey: 1 topaz: 2

Eric is healed by 8 HP.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457649785))

Storage Shotgun OR cannon = Storage Cannon Level 2 3/3 Golden Modular Hydrodynamic Spatula && Cook Book && The Abilty to Transform into Other Objects of Cooking = Omni Cooking Spatula (Level 3) 2/4 Players are OP confirmed. No, seriously, we are getting wrecked by a single player without even charging. Engie is basically field wiping the [AG]'s every other turn. respawn This post may contain exaggerations of Verdana's power. All dead and gone 1/10 1+ to piono. 1+ to pricey, 1+ to redstone?1

That was a 10 post charge, otherwise you might have survived and piono would be on significantly higher health.

You respawn.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1457653471))

FALSE. Only operators/admins can EDIT command blocks, which doesn't need to be done, because the command blocks are already filled in. All Sorodin did was connect them using redstone, therefore Alicia's argument is invalid and Wizord's attack hits. Or doesn't hit. Whatever goes. I'm not going to make an attack this turn, because I think this qualifies as a counter. +3 piono Timed Bomb && Harness = Suicide Chestplate (Explodes on death) Hallucinations 9/10 (+1 from piono) Lofty Perch 1/10

Timed Bomb && Harness = Suicide Chestplate (Level 3, ONE-USE!)

**Divinity Alicia111: I legitimately forgot that.
**Divinity Alicia111: Whatever, they've already disappeared.
**Divinity Alicia111: If that isn't an answer, Insane Godmodder Logic will suffice.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1457691209))

Verdana respawns, casually leaning on the crystal dome that he really should've ended up being inside. That's better. Questionable Ethics: 5/5 (+1 from Alicia) (Charge did not progress naturally due to death-related causes)

You respawn.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Sandstorm rages on.

Ascension proves himself to have no luck by loses his Forced Idle and jumping back to the battlefield straight into a pit, taking 6 damage. He then activates To The Sky, hitting Kalander and a few Spartans very high up into the sky, before reminding everyone that he still has access to the Admin console by teleporting each of them up 10,000 blocks into the sky. They return at a terminal velocity unusual for Minecraft, while burning up and creating a massive crater in the ground, exploding onto the Spartans. 100 Spartans die, while Kalandero takes 30,000 HP of damage. The Boss-Killer Rubber Duck quickly finishes off Kalandero.

The Spartans no longer have 300 members, and lose their 300-ness. They still decide to rush Ascension for a pitiful 4 damage.

Alicia +1s Verdana, and activates Into the Light. A bright light glows around the desert and stays completely still. Then, a creature appears from the light, specfically, a bird, spawns from one of the brighter areas of the desert.
**Divinity Alicia111: I can see why Verdana likes elemental magic so much.

[HOW TO PLAY]
The Luminous Desert is similar to the Crimso from 0rigins, and acts as a terrain that summons things. Removing it doesn't require a charge, although one will help, instead requiring something creative enough to disable it.

Evasiveness is now affected by the power of the attack with better attacks being able to bypass more of the evasion penalty.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.
[AG]: Disable the Luminous Desert.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Luminous Desert (Creates enemies, requires a concerted effort to remove.)
Weather: Sandstorm (Non-PGs take 1,000 damage per turn) II
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 20/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 20/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] Pricey12345: 18/20 HP
[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 16/20 HP

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 8/20 HP, Has 1 Armour, Anti-PVP: II

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP

[AG-PL] Ascension: 22/100 HP, Bad Luck: [b]II[/b]
[AG] Boss-Killer Rubber Duck: 30,000/40,000 HP, Deals mini-crits to plot important entities, and criticals to bosses, QUACK: III, Molten Rubber: IIII

[PG] Spartans: 300/300 HP (x200)
[PG] Luminous Bird: 50,000/50,000 HP, Evasive (10%)

[GM] Alicia111: 48/50 HP, Into the Light: IIII



Originally posted on 2016-03-11 17:34:00

lots of guns AND lots of lasers AND lots of rockets = The giga gun 1/6 (yes, this is canonically a level 5 alchemy. Somehow.)
14/15 for The Fortress (+1 from battlefury, +3 from topaz)
10/10 for u.u
+1 to battlefury, +2 to topaz

"Alright, I think that I'm going to..."
Wait just a second, I have something for you.
10/10 expened: Uranium's Umbrage Assembled!
Uranium's Umbrage: Level 6 ((justification: the max is only 1 level lower, figured I could slice off two charge points for that from what the charge amount would be under other circumstances)) A glowing green sword, steeped in minor time-magics allowing the wielder to, upon proper mastery of the blade, split themselves into up to three time clones for short periods of time, allowing one person multi-man combo attacks.
"Sweeeeet..."
"So... who to attack this round?"
The AGs got obliterated two rounds in a row...
"Yes, but they also have the entity advantage still."
Fine, we'll flip a coin.
((Using that dice site you set up consumer))
"Heads AG, Tails PG?"
Sure.
Eric flips the coin.
Tails.
"Tails."
"PGs it is then."
Eric brandishes Uranium's Umbrage.
"Let's see how good you spartans are at sparring."
Was that supposed to be a pun?
"Oh jeez, that was, wasn't it?"
Pbbbth.
Eric charges at them, jumping into the air, and as he comes down, he seems to blur, shifting into three figures instead of one. All three of these figures, each one with the senses and knowledge of both of the others, begin carving a bloody swath through the remainder of the spartan forces, each one there to intercept if the spartans attempt to back-stab them or something similar.
Finally, Eric comes out the other side of the forces, and his two time clones dissipate. He walks over to a clear, flat spot and slumps to the ground.
"That... was... exhausting... Whew!"



Originally posted on 2016-03-11 18:52:00

9/10 Summon
1/7 Charged attack
+1 Piono, +2 Battlefury
"Hey, I take offense!
My sense of consequences make perfect sense! I die, I take a turn to respawn. I piss off COA, I get banned or lose benefits of some sort."

The One gets a sick look on his face, the first time it has changed from a blank face since he smirked when he entered.

"Apparently, I'm more connected to Star than I thought. He just did his suicide attack to come after me in the past.

So, the thing about birds that give off so much light that it's hard to see...summoning them really isn't...BRIGHT!
YEAAAAHHH!"

The Umbral One puts on a pair of shades due to the terrible pun. This has the side effect of making it easier to see the bird.

"Bird! Over here!"

The Bird turns...and blinds itself in the mirrored sunglasses.

"Now, let's see, what powers are connected to mirrored Sunglasses...I know!"

The One removes the Sunglasses, and releases a ruby-colored laser beam straight into the bird.

Originally posted on 2016-03-11 19:57:00

Alright, I'm impatient, just gonna post again.
2/6 for The Giga gun
15/15 for The Fortress (+1 from FBSN)
1/5 for earth corps
1/15 for earth core
+1 to FBSN and +2 to topaz

15/15 expended: Fortress summoned.
Behind Eric, back at the spawn point, a massive structure rises out of the Earth. It is an enormous castle, fortified with rock walls and reinforced with all manner of fancy materials like obsidian and super-steel. This zone has health of it's own, and barring having their own spawn-point, whenever a "Player" entity dies, they'll respawn here. A number of floating wisps move about within, forcibly evicting any players who attempt to damage the structure and repairing damage. Unfortunately, due to passive griefing on the server, the wisps' regen won't actually have any stat effect unless an event of some kind prevents the regular players from respawning, in which case it will regain some moderate regen from the wisps.
Players who do not attack the fortress are immune to all damage from outside, but cannot act to affect things outside it either. Entities from outside as well as players can enter the fortress, although attempting to damage the fortress from within or getting involved in a fight will result in the wisps attacking us, but because we (the actual IRL players) can see the update, we can see the wisps, and thus destroy them.
Whenever there are aggressors within the fortress, the fortress will spawn 1 wisp swarm within its halls, with 1000 health and 1000 (or however much health is equivalent to 1 damage to a player entity) damage, completely immune to any damage source not coming from a player of this game (not Player the entity type. They still can't target wisps just like other entities) and will evenly spread damage between all aggressors.
There IS a max number of wisp swarms. No more than 25 wisp swarms per 'aggressor' can exist at a time. If more than that exist, 5 wisp swarms will despawn every round until the number drops down TO the max (the max when there are no aggressors inside the fortress is 10) If at any time the number of wisp swarms is less than 5, the fortress will immediately spawn however many are needed to bring it up to 5.
Once you've been labeled an 'aggressor', you can't re-enter the fortress without being targeted by the wisps, the exceptions being anything pardoned by me or Eric, and Eric himself.
I know this is complicated, but I want to have some method to keep this alive long enough for my upgrade charges to get onto it.

Anyways, as much of the charge as possible goes to giving this thing absurd amounts of health, since all it acts to do is prevent Player entities and Players from being spawn-killed. It also counts as its own zone, with the Terrain: Fortress, which is the wisp effect. I can keep track of wisps if you want. Weather in the fortress is currently Clear.



Originally posted on 2016-03-11 20:58:00

Spongebawb buries a tv endlessly playing season 5-8 of Spongebob in the Luminious Desert.
It finds it so horrifying, it rockets it out of the sand, underneath verdana. it crushs into a USO (Unimportant Stellar Object). The object turns out to be a comet. Verdana freezes.=
4/5 (from final battle) (1 from ponio)
1/5
1+ to final
1+ to ponio
1+ topaz

Originally posted on 2016-03-11 23:15:00

Sorodin takes out Oblivion and points it skyward.

Sorodin> I'm not quite sure if this will work. I hope it does.

Releasing his trigger finger, an arrow from Oblivion rockets towards the sun, seeming to have infinite momentum. As it becomes only a speck in the sky, all light from the sun... simply ceases to exist. The server is dark, aside from the Luminous Bird.
"But Sorodin!" You say, "Blindness has little effect on Alicia! The Curse o-"
Just be quiet, I'm attacking. The darkness crawls towards the battlefield, slowly but surely. As it reaches it, it spreads towards the only light left to feed on: The Luminous Bird. As the corruption extinguishes the last light, a strangled squacking can be heard as the Luminous Bird dies, being robbed of its essence. Sorodin catches the arrow when it falls, and the sun starts emitting light again.
+3 piono

Timed Bomb && Harness = Suicide Chestplate (Explodes on death) 2/4
Raaiiinbooooowwwzzzzzzzz 10/10

If anybody was looking up at the newly restored sun, they would see an object hurtling down at them. As it gets closer, people can start to hear a song.

meowmeowmeowmeow

The object starts leaving rainbows in the sky. Don't ask.

meowmeowmeowmeow

People can start to make out a pop tart.

meowmeowmeowmeow

And suddenly, all at once, the object hits the ground, rainbows explode everywhere, and the song gets so loud entities are covering their ears.
The cat-poptart hybrid crawls out of the crater.

Nyan Cat> Meow?

[AG] Nyan Cat [AG]
9/9 Bites
Attacks:
~ Rainbow Bomb ~
Throws a compacted bomb of rainbows at an enemy. It hurts and has an increased chance of inflicting Confusion. 2 turn charge.
~ Rainbow Veil ~
Encases itself in rainbows, which increases it's dodge chance by 10% if below 71% dodge rate. 5 turn charge.
~ MEOW ~
Annoys PGs and Hostiles out of attacking. One attacker annoyed = one charge point, with a base of 3 turn charge.
~ Hyperdeath ~
Surrounds the battlefield in rainbows, making the Terrain and Weather "RAINBOWZZZZ". RAINBOWZZZ has a 50% chance of making an opposing entity confused for one turn, and only lasts 3 turns. 10 turn charge.

Passives
~ Om nom nom ~
The most attackers can do to it is 1 Bite of damage at a time. Anyone who hits it gains one Well Fed stack.
~ It's Still A Cat ~
Does minicrits on rodent and bird based attackers and takes double damage from dogs.
~ Confuzzleated ~
Attacks have a 20% chance of inflicting Confused, which gives an entity a 20% chance to hit itself. Ultra Confused is the status when an enemy has 3 stacks of Confusion. An Ultra Confused entity has a 70% chance of hitting itself.
Starts off with 80% evasiveness, but regular attacks do not lower this, only attacks directly targeting it's evasiveness.

(Too OP or underpowered? I rock at failing to balance. )

Lofty Perch 7/15 (+4 from piono, +1 from Battlefury) THE SPEED IS REAL

Originally posted on 2016-03-12 03:15:00