Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 1/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies.
Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 1/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target.
Cyan is given my copy of the awakened giga gun, while I make another: 1/2
20/20 for epic battle companion
20/20 for epic battle fantasies
4/20 for... I DONT KNOOOOOOWWW
3/20 [EXISTENTIAL CRISIS NOISES]
+1 to revan, cyan and bfury

So, here's the deal. After this, my two standard charge stacks go over the limit, and although I'd really like to work on those and just seeing to what levels of hilarity I can activate them, I'm not 100% certain I want to use the charge connector, especially since even if I DO use that, I'll only be able to jump up a few more.
The only other idea I've come up with that I really care enough about is blowing charge on my archons and I'm not certain I want to do that yet, so...
I'm gonna leave it up to you guys:
1. We can try and convince consumer to let me blow charges on haphazard summoning for the AGs and PGs
2. I can use the charge connector to continue my haphazard summoning for the AGs and PGs until I cap out at the 50 post charges
3. I can just upgrade the archons some more.

In the meantime, I have a pair of 20 post charges to drop. Enjoy fighting the shard.
The AGs get...
20/20 expended! Epic Battle Companion
There is a small meow heard from somewhere a short distance away from the battlefield...
And then a cat runs onto the field, brandishing a small shortsword and a shield.
Ooooh he looks so cute!
Nolegs the Cat: standardhp/standardhp
Instead of a straight entity, NoLegs is a support entity. Although NoLegs has a small attack of his own, it's not very effective, instead he "attaches" onto another entity, which takes half of all damage aimed at NoLegs. In return, NoLegs supplies that entity with buffs and healing.

On the opposite side: PGs get...
20/20 expended! Epic Battle Fantasies
Immediately after a massive slew of semi-nonsensical words sprays into the server chat, words such as n00b hax0rs and "tix pl0x"
Immediately thereafter a giant Robloxian sort of... well, not run, since Robloxians more waddle... but you get the point.
Giant Roblox Warrior: aboveaveragehp/aboveaveragehp
This is another nonstandard entity. The Giant Roblox Warrior deals below average damage, but anyone attacked by this entity is inflicted with [annoyed] for three rounds which gives them a chance to attack the Giant Roblox Warrior instead of whoever they were directed to attack, out of sheer irritation. Each attack also has a very small chance to make the entity targeted take extra damage and miss their attack due to a physic glitch sending them skittering across the ground at high speeds instead of just knocking back slightly.



Originally posted on 2016-10-11 00:24:00

Kit finally gets her charges which you have still neglected to add, and uses Nightmare on Lust. Lucid continues to charge.

Also, the dogs should be taking tonsofdamage™ for being asleep.

/dangitconsumer

Originally posted on 2016-10-11 01:25:00

OneofSwords: ... Hey, uh, Razihel could you not fuck over this cultist guy. You seem like a Memeister of some sort of coolness.

Ace reads further in the Guide, infodumps are fun.

Y'golonac the Defiler 4/20

Aced 8/20 (+1 from Piono and Dogman)

Godmodding Runes && Code Theory
Perfectly Optimized Coded | Reflectioninator

+1 to Cyan, Dogman, and Piono the Plot Tumor

Originally posted on 2016-10-13 04:36:00

the dop's done! finally

Originally posted on 2016-10-13 20:23:00

I do a silly dance to boost the PGs moral.

The Recon Robots do the scanny thing on Festus.

Great Wall of Walls: 6/20 (+1 from Alicia)

+1 to Engie, Revan, Piono

Originally posted on 2016-10-13 21:10:00

I'm back!

...anybody mind telling me what's going on?

Originally posted on 2016-10-14 19:03:00

Ace expends the Healing Item upon the Cultist,

OneofSwords: Hey Cultist Guy!
Ace creates a few threads of godmodding energy which begin to patch the Cultist up.
OneofSwords: This is actually working, holy shit. Score One for newfound abilities.
OneofSwords: Just don't worry, we're going to be like a healing ouroboros or something, you heal me I heal you. As long as you don't have your... Mom try to channel through me like that. 'Kay?

The Cultist shrugs as the patches of godmodding replace damaged skin and stop the Life Goddess Servant from dying horribly. Slivers of the robe the Cultist wears begin to be placed back onto the proper spots until the Cultist simply looks as if nothing had happened to them in the first place. Godmodding caused the problem, now Godmodding fixes the problem. It's a multi-tool.

Y'golonac the Defiler 5/20

Aced 10/20 (+1 from Jon)

Godmodding Runes && Code Theory
Perfectly Optimized Coded | Reflectioninator

+1 to Jontron, Dogman, and Piono the Plot Tumor

Originally posted on 2016-10-15 05:23:00

I uncap my pen, and slide along the notebook until I find the passage where Battlefury attacked me. I scribble out that passage with extreme prejudice, and then tear out the passage and burn it with no visible lighters or matches.

So battlefury never attacked me now. I heal up.

I am now attempting to figure out how to persuade more people into the AG Force. I have no idea what else to put.

Originally posted on 2016-10-15 12:00:00

Razihel equips the Thaumostatic Harness, then fire the Giga Gun...

...aiming away from the Shard. He then crashes into it from the sheer recoil, and quickly jumps back.

The Giga Gun crackles with green, nuclear energy. Razihel tries to fire the Giga Gun, but all that comes out is green energy balls.

Green energy balls that split nigh-infinitely and explode. The Shard is bombarded by infinite radiation plasma orbs.

Razihel fires again, then an XBOX HUEG laser of radiation is applied directly to the Shard's face-analogue.

Razihel POP POPs the Giga Gun at the Shard, then a flurry of green projectiles tear up the Shard. The radiation leaves the Giga Gun, and it turns back to normal.

Nitor && (Cinder Logs && Wood Wand Core) && (Hellstone && Iron Wand Caps) = Wand of Ignis (Level 5) (5/6)
Jetpack && Thaumaturge Robes && Potentia Essentia Jar = Thaumostatic Harness (Level 4) (5/5) (Done!)
Thaumostatic Harness: Just your regular magic Potentia-powered jetpack. Obviously, allows the user to fly. I think I've played/watched a little bit too much Thaumcraft.

Deathrattle: 8/20
d()b: 12/20 (+1 Revan the Kushmodder, +1 Piono)

+1 to Topazian the Meguca, +2 to Piono.

Originally posted on 2016-10-15 13:24:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1476468199))

I'm back! ...anybody mind telling me what's going on?

Well, it's a little slightly complicated, but long story short:
The AGs are getting roflstomped because the Psi Dogmodder showed up, as well as an alternate version of Alicia, and regular Alicia just summoned a giant boss...
Things aren't going well for you guys right now.

Originally posted on 2016-10-15 16:36:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1476468199))

I'm back! ...anybody mind telling me what's going on?

W E L C O M E T O M Y S P E C I A L . H E L L, . D E S I G N E D . J U S T . F O R Y O U

/nullkek

Originally posted on 2016-10-15 18:03:00

* Dr.T stops being AFK for some unexplained reason.
* Dr.T charges 6/6

Dr.T: Ok, just a BIT MORE and it'll be ready...
* Dr.T closes his eyes dramatically
* Dr.T is apparently channeling some really epic magic stuff.
( Alquemisation UCSGG™ 6/7)


Originally posted on 2016-10-15 21:07:00

QUOTE (QuantumThingue @ (time=1476562073))

* Dr.T stops being AFK for some unexplained reason. * Dr.T charges 6/6 Dr.T: Ok, just a BIT MORE and it'll be ready... * Dr.T goes back to floor 4 and shoots some more Glass C. Players ( Alquemisation UCSGG™ 6/7)

You lost there buddy?
Me and alicia kinda leveled everything MATES related between the two of us throwing tantrums.

Originally posted on 2016-10-15 23:52:00

Hopefully, I'm able to get this done on Sunday.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1476141868))

Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 1/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies. Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 1/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target. Cyan is given my copy of the awakened giga gun, while I make another: 1/2 20/20 for epic battle companion 20/20 for epic battle fantasies 4/20 for... I DONT KNOOOOOOWWW 3/20 [EXISTENTIAL CRISIS NOISES] +1 to revan, cyan and bfury So, here's the deal. After this, my two standard charge stacks go over the limit, and although I'd really like to work on those and just seeing to what levels of hilarity I can activate them, I'm not 100% certain I want to use the charge connector, especially since even if I DO use that, I'll only be able to jump up a few more. The only other idea I've come up with that I really care enough about is blowing charge on my archons and I'm not certain I want to do that yet, so... I'm gonna leave it up to you guys: 1. We can try and convince consumer to let me blow charges on haphazard summoning for the AGs and PGs 2. I can use the charge connector to continue my haphazard summoning for the AGs and PGs until I cap out at the 50 post charges 3. I can just upgrade the archons some more. In the meantime, I have a pair of 20 post charges to drop. Enjoy fighting the shard.  The AGs get... 20/20 expended! Epic Battle Companion There is a small meow heard from somewhere a short distance away from the battlefield... And then a cat runs onto the field, brandishing a small shortsword and a shield. Ooooh he looks so cute! Nolegs the Cat: standardhp/standardhp Instead of a straight entity, NoLegs is a support entity. Although NoLegs has a small attack of his own, it's not very effective, instead he "attaches" onto another entity, which takes half of all damage aimed at NoLegs. In return, NoLegs supplies that entity with buffs and healing. On the opposite side: PGs get... 20/20 expended! Epic Battle Fantasies Immediately after a massive slew of semi-nonsensical words sprays into the server chat, words such as n00b hax0rs and "tix pl0x" Immediately thereafter a giant Robloxian sort of... well, not run, since Robloxians more waddle... but you get the point. Giant Roblox Warrior: aboveaveragehp/aboveaveragehp This is another nonstandard entity. The Giant Roblox Warrior deals below average damage, but anyone attacked by this entity is inflicted with [annoyed] for three rounds which gives them a chance to attack the Giant Roblox Warrior instead of whoever they were directed to attack, out of sheer irritation. Each attack also has a very small chance to make the entity targeted take extra damage and miss their attack due to a physic glitch sending them skittering across the ground at high speeds instead of just knocking back slightly.

Giant Roblox Warrior and NoLegs summoned. I'm still not going to allow you to break the charge cap for these charges, but 2 should work. Possibly.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1476145501))

Kit finally gets her charges which you have still neglected to add, and uses Nightmare on Lust. Lucid continues to charge. Also, the dogs should be taking tonsofdamage™ for being asleep. /dangitconsumer

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1476329763))

OneofSwords: ... Hey, uh, Razihel could you not fuck over this cultist guy. You seem like a Memeister of some sort of coolness. Ace reads further in the Guide, infodumps are fun. Y'golonac the Defiler 4/20 Aced 8/20 (+1 from Piono and Dogman) Godmodding Runes && Code Theory Perfectly Optimized Coded | Reflectioninator +1 to Cyan, Dogman, and Piono the Plot Tumor

Perfectly Optimized Coded || Reflectioninator == The True Sight (Level 15: 1/16)
Was I half asleep when I wrote the first page? That's quite a few typos, and I cut off a sentence. Eh, whatever. Since you just randomly turned a page, I best talk about Update Terminal lag, and Descendant stagnation.
You likely know all about Update Terminal Lag, or at least your Unfathomable friend does. The only cases I've seen it happen in are timelines with a broken Disc, such as a looping timeline's Disc 0, and here. Yes, that's right Ace, Disc-2-P&S is broken. And also Disc 2, despite the lack of any events to break it, which is even stranger. Descendant Stagnation is a phenomenon that rarely happens, but hits hard, and is commonly caused by disc corruption. Descendants occasionally AFK, as you know, for unknown reasons. Descendant Stagnation is when these AFKing phenomena happen frequently, to the point where the Disc begins to fracture, and Update Terminal Lag begins to heighten, immensely. What should have been about two days accounting for First Guardian time-warping so that they aren't updating 24/7 has turned into a week due to this.

Perhaps something's trying to tell a point through me. Probably the First Guardian.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1476389455))

I do a silly dance to boost the PGs moral. The Recon Robots do the scanny thing on Festus. Great Wall of Walls: 6/20 (+1 from Alicia) +1 to Engie, Revan, Piono

The PGs simply stare at you.

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1476468199))

I'm back! ...anybody mind telling me what's going on?

Welcome back! The AGs are suffering from severe stagnation, I'm suffering from updating issues stemming from a lack of motivation and posts, stevei is dead, and Alicia's summoned a boss. DTG: 0 has also moved over to the Terraria Forums.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1476505383))

Ace expends the Healing Item upon the Cultist, OneofSwords: Hey Cultist Guy! Ace creates a few threads of godmodding energy which begin to patch the Cultist up. OneofSwords: This is actually working, holy shit. Score One for newfound abilities. OneofSwords: Just don't worry, we're going to be like a healing ouroboros or something, you heal me I heal you. As long as you don't have your... Mom try to channel through me like that. 'Kay? The Cultist shrugs as the patches of godmodding replace damaged skin and stop the Life Goddess Servant from dying horribly. Slivers of the robe the Cultist wears begin to be placed back onto the proper spots until the Cultist simply looks as if nothing had happened to them in the first place. Godmodding caused the problem, now Godmodding fixes the problem. It's a multi-tool. Y'golonac the Defiler 5/20 Aced 10/20 (+1 from Jon) Godmodding Runes && Code Theory Perfectly Optimized Coded | Reflectioninator +1 to Jontron, Dogman, and Piono the Plot Tumor

You use your Healing Item, healing the Cultist back up to max! Yes, it probably should have been full by now.

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1476529252))

I uncap my pen, and slide along the notebook until I find the passage where Battlefury attacked me. I scribble out that passage with extreme prejudice, and then tear out the passage and burn it with no visible lighters or matches. So battlefury never attacked me now. I heal up. I am now attempting to figure out how to persuade more people into the AG Force. I have no idea what else to put.

You heal yourself for 4 HP.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1476534293))

Razihel equips the Thaumostatic Harness, then fire the Giga Gun... ...aiming away from the Shard. He then crashes into it from the sheer recoil, and quickly jumps back. The Giga Gun crackles with green, nuclear energy. Razihel tries to fire the Giga Gun, but all that comes out is green energy balls. Green energy balls that split nigh-infinitely and explode. The Shard is bombarded by infinite radiation plasma orbs. Razihel fires again, then an XBOX HUEG laser of radiation is applied directly to the Shard's face-analogue. Razihel POP POPs the Giga Gun at the Shard, then a flurry of green projectiles tear up the Shard. The radiation leaves the Giga Gun, and it turns back to normal. Nitor && (Cinder Logs && Wood Wand Core) && (Hellstone && Iron Wand Caps) = Wand of Ignis (Level 5) (5/6) Jetpack && Thaumaturge Robes && Potentia Essentia Jar = Thaumostatic Harness (Level 4) (5/5) (Done!) Thaumostatic Harness: Just your regular magic Potentia-powered jetpack. Obviously, allows the user to fly. I think I've played/watched a little bit too much Thaumcraft. Deathrattle: 8/20 d()b: 12/20 (+1 Revan the Kushmodder, +1 Piono) +1 to Topazian the Meguca, +2 to Piono.

You deal 24,000 damage to the Shard.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1476545809))

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1476468199)) I'm back! ...anybody mind telling me what's going on? Well, it's a little slightly complicated, but long story short: The AGs are getting roflstomped because the Psi Dogmodder showed up, as well as an alternate version of Alicia, and regular Alicia just summoned a giant boss... Things aren't going well for you guys right now.

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1476551036))

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1476468199)) I'm back! ...anybody mind telling me what's going on? W E L C O M E T O M Y S P E C I A L . H E L L, . D E S I G N E D . J U S T . F O R Y O U /nullkek

#keknull

QUOTE (QuantumThingue @ (time=1476562073))

* Dr.T stops being AFK for some unexplained reason. * Dr.T charges 6/6 Dr.T: Ok, just a BIT MORE and it'll be ready... * Dr.T closes his eyes dramatically * Dr.T is apparently channeling some really epic magic stuff. ( Alquemisation UCSGG™ 6/7)

You charge.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1476571967))

QUOTE (QuantumThingue @ (time=1476562073)) * Dr.T stops being AFK for some unexplained reason. * Dr.T charges 6/6 Dr.T: Ok, just a BIT MORE and it'll be ready... * Dr.T goes back to floor 4 and shoots some more Glass C. Players ( Alquemisation UCSGG™ 6/7) You lost there buddy? Me and alicia kinda leveled everything MATES related between the two of us throwing tantrums.

This is technically your third post.

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[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners gain 1 HP. Battlefury and Cyan take 3 damage from Radiation. As the entities begin to rush towards each other, Razihel claps his hands, causing all unclaimed Mates artifacts to disappear.

The Tredog slams into the Shard for 10,000 damage.

Axel takes 10,000 damage from the poison, and decides to sacrifice his own life to completely annihilate Lust. Kit uses Nightmare on the Shard, which apparently has a mind that isn't just basic concepts and Alicia override! It is given Nightmare Fuel. Gabriel is imprisoned, and NoLegs attaches to Kit, who is thankfully given the blessing of sharing no damage due to a mixture of the AGs getting demolished, and her no damage from none sleeping targets passive. The Plant Archons get a sudden feeling that they shouldn't attack the Shard, and instead run into, and execute Recon Robot 2. The Cultist and Earth Archons work together to heal Ace for 3 HP.

The Despair Statue glows bright blue, and waits for a few more minutes. Recon Robot 1 teleports around, before reflecting hatred onto the Cultist, dealing 20,000 damage, and increading the Research Bar by 40%. It appears to have a significantly better understanding of the world, unlike the probably eight year old Roblox Warrior with some level of loyalty to Alicia, who runs after the Tredog, and pets it for 10,000 damage, and making it become an Annoying Dog.

The Shard takes 10,000 damage from Green Fire, before projecting images from different timelines, images that become very, very, real. Meet Mime Ace and Kit, and Dark Carnival Kanon, everybody! They don't count towards the entity advantage, and aren't guarding the Shard just yet, so the Shard is probably top priority. The Shard then shakes, before undulating, again, and again, and again, slamming into Gabriel thrice, and causing it to melt away via Struggle. The alternate timeline versions of a few entities are currently suffering summoning sickness, as well as gaining their bearings.

Psi wonders why they aren't hostile, and considers fixing that. A burst of Narrative, GM sanity and mercy prevents the Godmodders from acting in ways other than +1ing Jon and Battlefury.

It's finally done.

---

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] SURVIVE
[ALL] Consider focusing down Psi himself, seeing as he can quickly replenish his horde of dogs.
[ALL] Attempt to destroy the Despair Statue before it activates.

[AG] Kill and perhaps not get horribly maimed by Alicia.
[AG] Destroy the Shard.
[AG] SUMMON ENTITIES
[THE BATTLEFIELD]
Weather: Infested Rain (-10% integrity damage per turn to people with pre-damaged integrity, no healing allowed, random amounts of random effects happen.)
Terrain: Shubb-Niggorath's Blessing (All Heals will now minicrit, all Broken-PGs/Neutrals heals crit.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [4 vs 4]



+1 AC: I, Armour Inversion: II, Curse of Armour Removal: II.
[AG] battlefury13: 13/24 HP, 50% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Radiation: I.
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP, 70% Sanity, Regeneration (1 HP).
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 15/24 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance, Radiation: I.
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Author: 15/20 HP.
[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 3/20 HP.

[N] FeatheredDragon: 1/20 HP, The Stranger: III, Smokescreen.
[N] JetSet/Flip: 10/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade/Kanon: 20/20 HP.

[PG] Jondanger23: 7/20 HP.
[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 7/23 HP, Evasive (10%), 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 15% Integral Armour, 50% Retribution Damage
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 5,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]

[A] The Pain: "It's all just a joke.", ???, (Broken!Alicia).
[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Heavily Burnt, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).

[H] Tredog: 90,000/100,000 HP, Inflicts the Envoy's Mark, Rising Ground: IIII, Annoyed: III.

[AG] Axel of the Force/ForceAxer: 0/80,000 HP, 90% Sanity, 25% Critical Chance on Important Entities, Berserks when Codefluff Dies, Gains Attack on Entity Deaths, Spinning Choppa: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Auto Crit Slash: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Min-Maxist: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Poison: II.
[AG] Festus: 5,000/15,000 HP, Immune to Indirect Attacks, Revives Until Kit Dies, Inflicts Drowsy!
[AG] Kit: 36,000/70,000 HP, Non-Combat, Immune to Weather, Terrain, and Attacks from Non-Sleeping Targets, Nightmare: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Lucid: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Envoy's Mark of Dog: [b]II[b]I[/b]IIIIIII[/b].
[AG] Gabriel: 20,000/60,000 HP, Non-Combat, Immune to Entity Attacks, 150% Retribution Damage to Players, Blossom Forth: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b], Incarcerated: I.
[AG] No-Legs: 110,000/110,000 HP, Uses Entities as a Meatshield but Buffs and Heals them, Latched To: Kit.

[N] Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x1000).
[N] Treants: 0/5,000 HP (x30), Anti-Ground, Tree Shepard: IIIII.
[N] Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x87), Guarding Ace.
[N] The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath: 55,000/75,000 HP, Healer, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Mother's Milk: IIII.

[PG] Lust: 0/80,000, Inflicts Poison, Focus (4 Turns), Drowsy, Axel Focused: I[b]III[/b].
[PG] Recon Robots:
Recon Robot 1: 40,000/40,000 HP, Blast Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP, Immune to Splash, Research Bar: 70% [[b][b]=[/b][/b][b][b]=[/b][/b][b][b]=[/b][/b][b][b]=[/b][/b][b][b]=[/b][/b][b][b]=[/b][/b][b][b]=[/b][/b]===], Brain Scan: II, Enderman's Might: I (+3 AC, +Evasion (50%), +Criticals)
Recon Robot 2: 0/40,000 HP, Blast Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP, Immune to Splash, Research Bar: 10% [[b][b]=[/b]=========[/b]], Brain Scan: [b]II[/b].
[PG] [Broken] The Despair Statue: 100,000/100,000 HP, ???: I.
[PG] Giant Roblox Warrior: 108,500/110,000 HP, Drowsy, Inflicts Annoyed.
[BOSS] The Shard: 304,000/400,000 HP. Triple-Action. Copying: [The Mirror of Ender, Sandfall Ampersand, Timewheel Crystals]. Struggle Count: 3. Natural Specials: Trigger: [b]I[b]I[/b], Mass Broadcast: [b]I[/b][b]I[/b]III. Copied Specials: [The World: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]I, Zodiac Alter: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]I, God Complex: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b]III], Nightmare Fuel: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b] (0 Damage Taken), Greenfire: II.
[PG] [O)_(O] Ace: 10/10 HP, 7 AC, Honk Honk: III.
[b][PG] [O)_(O][/b] Kit: 40,000/40,000 HP, 75% Damage Reduction from Non-Sleeping Targets, Immune to Weather and Terrain, HAHAHA: III.
[b][PG] [The Carnival Overtaking][/b] Kanon: 15/15 HP, ???, The Bard: III.
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[GM] Alicia111: 36/50 HP, Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Breakdown: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].
[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 13/20 HP, 3 Barrier Strength, 2 Actions, A Complete and Utter Nightmare: II[b]I[/b], Gottestoter: [b]III[b]I[/b][/b].

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The Fortress

[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 23/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Sight (Armour-Piercing): IN[b]ACTIVE.[/b], Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): [b]ACTIVE!, [/b]Presence (Common Status Immunity): [b][b][b]INACTIVE.[/b][/b][/b]

[N] demonologist/Gale: 14/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.



Originally posted on 2016-10-17 19:58:00

Ace looks at the Cultist wincing at how he seems to be the punching bag of everyone around him,
OneofSwords: Aw Jesus Christ, guys stop beating the poor Cultist up.
OneofSwords: Man, and I thought people hated me.

Ace decides to test out her godmodding abilities some more. She concentrates upon something from long ago and pulls it from her distant past. Something to save the Cultist from some wounds. The form shimmers into existence as godmodding energy creates matter. The form becomes readily apparent to be... A box of Looney Toons bandages. Ace stares at them incredulously, she was expecting something a little well, stronger. Like a healing elixir or some archaic book of knowledge which could tell her exactly what wounds afflicted the Cultist and how to heal them. Not the band-aids she used as a kid... (And as an adult. The Crawling Chaos snickered.) However, they were infused with godmodding energy, that would make them pretty powerful. What the hell, she doesn't have anything else to heal the Cultist with. She moves the heavy robes of the Cultist aside and examines the wound.

It's more of a metaphysical wound but it somehow left a clear cut. She slaps a few Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck band-aids on it. Good as new, and in about 3 minutes the band-aids did peel off revealing unmarred flesh. Indeed, good as new. In fact, better than new the Cultist has never had so many healing energies flow through them. They're simply overflowing with life and decide to return the favor to Ace.


Y'golonac the Defiler 9/20 (both +3 from Consumer)

Aced 14/20

Outer Statue (Level 4) | Reflectinator
The Four Aces | Reflectinator

+1s to Topazian, Dogman and Piono

Originally posted on 2016-10-18 17:27:00

UPDATE DONE.

Originally posted on 2016-10-23 22:35:00

I turn a few Plant Archons into potatoes.

The Recon Robot scans the Plant Archons.

Great Wall of Walls: 8/20 (+1 from Revan)

+1 to Revan, +1 to Piono, +1 to Engie

Originally posted on 2016-10-23 22:42:00

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Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

11/20 +4 from revan and piono
7/20
1+ revan
2+ piono

Originally posted on 2016-10-24 01:06:00

Remington RM380 Pistol && 635nm Laser Pointer && KM2000 Combat Knife && Lighter = The Survivalist (Level 4: 5/5)
Microphone && A Ridiculously Large Collection of Rhythm Games && Mining Laser (IndustrialCraft2) = Musical Laser Gun (Level ?: 1/?) (Kanon should be able to sing into this and have it fire lasers, allowing me to do song attacks)
Mastery of the Aspects: 8/20
An Entity: 3/20

+2 to Cyan, +1 to Piono

"The [big]☞🕆👍😐[/big]? Another variant?"

Kanon stares at her Dark Carnival variant. "Ugh, I hope their version of my sister isn't gonna be here anytime soon." (Cue the Shard preparing Dark Carnival Anon as its next summon.)

She then pulls out the Heckler & Remington MSR416 and fires it at the Shard and the Giant Roblox Warrior. Note that the GM has not given a description for it, so give one plox.



Originally posted on 2016-10-24 01:10:00

Armored 10/10
The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath gains an armor made of sinew growing around them which blocks 10000 damage from every attack directed at them.

Aced 19/19(+1s from Dogman, Piono, and Jon)
Ace activates Aced giving her as high of a crit as she can get. She also uses Shatterpoint giving her a free crit on the Shard. Nyarlathotep consults with Revan's helmet and expends 10 Rage to give her another crit.

Ace finds that the Mime Counterpart of herself is frankly too much to not decide to blissfully ignore. To even fathom, she decides that the Shard needs to go because the Mime Ace is creepy to levels that are simply untolerable. And if more mimes can be summoned that's something she'd never repeat. Ever.

She focuses, drawing breaths in and out in and out. She needs to start and end this fight before it even has a chance to begin. First, a bit of energy flows about slowly strengthening Ace before the godmoddng energy swirls around her like a whirlpool, she absorbs it into her body looking no different than before except a tad more confident. She gets the Scryer Shard's attention by sending several volleys of energy bolts crackling its way. Each of them different elements such as flame, ice, void, divine, godmodding, dark, light, and countless others. They move in formation like a swarm of locusts of devouring the living in the area. In this case it's not crops but a rather pesky They slam into it with a solid impact scattering bits of debris from it in all directions.

OneofSwords: Hah! This is getting sort of fun!

Ace feels unsure despite her small victory. This part will probably be dumb but she has no idea what to do and she thinks this might be her best shot at doing anything useful.

She decides to change into something more formal. She claps twice her hands as the Battlefield is immersed in total darkness. Faint rustlings of clothing can be heard and after a few moments she repeats her claps and let there be light. Ace stood in a rather cheesey looking stage magician garb. A tailcoat suit with a red bowtie and the ever present top hat seemed sort of goofy and rather nice. She stood proud and tall against the Shard.

OneofSwords: Let's get this on.

Ace examines the base code of the Scryer Shard and notices it's HP value. She immeditately subtracts directly from that. Then a maelstrom of battle modifed playing card also know as razor edged cards cuts through the Shard's health quicker than they could cause horrible internal bleeding for living beings. Ace then starts dealing her hand.

Ace of Diamonds

Wealth rains from the sky in gold and diamonds. the gold pelts the lucky boss causing the damages to its body. It's like hail but heavier, and more valuable. The diamonds also have found a place by going into the body like arrows except more sharp and far less likely to break. It's like being pelted by rocks and a splinter gun for the closest comparison for a human. Quite frankly its a horribly agonizing experience. But hey, its like drowning in a pool full of oil. You're rich but won't have the chance to spend any of it.

Ace of Clubs

The Shard suddenly finds thunderstorm overhead. And is then struck by lighting, twice, followed by ball lighting swerving into him. Several fractions then attack the Shard by using fire charges and arrow machines both setting the Shard aflame and riddled with arrows. It appears to have been chosen by a lottery to be made an example of. Several creepers are then are supercharged by lighting and blow up a rather hapless player who was building a massive TNT canon. The Scryer Shard is caught in the violent detonation and is thrown about like a ragdoll upward before landing in a crater of stone, not a very comfortable landing.

Ace of Hearts

Ace walks to the smoking Shard and sets the Ace of Hearts in front of it, this card was created with a little help from the Cultist. The Shard attempts to flee but can't as if by an invisible bond. It then starts to feel weaker, and weaker, and weaker. The Shard realizes that it has been subjected to life drain, a rather cruel skill which takes life and places them in items. The Scryer Shard seems to deflate ever so slightly as the life force leaves it. The Ace glows ever faintly as it consumes all the life it can take. Ace pockets the Ace of Hearts, It seems nice as a souvenir and it means the Shard has less HP win and win. Except for the Shard, but that's okay nobody likes the Shard anyway.

Ace of Spades

The final Ace and most potent all all. Ace holds in her hand her namesake. She looks at the weakened Shard with boredom.

OneofSwords: Glad, this is over soon.

She charges towards the Shard and leaps before making a slicing motion with her cardhand as the Shard writhes in abject agony from the attack. Ace hacks away at the Shard reducing it to its death. Cutting apart the Scryer Shard simple reeks over a pleasurable mindlessness to the End. A simple matter of not if it's going to live but how close is it dying soon. And Ace keeps on cutting turning this into a slaughtering or even butchering the Shard as it is simple taken apart. She delivers hundreds of clean cuts from every direction cutting bits off of it as the Shard starts to shake and tremble as it falls apart. Cracks run through its body exposing brilliant interior filled with light. The hairline widens into canyons as the light consumes the Scryer Shard.

And then the Shard dies.

Outer Statue (Level 4) | Reflectinator
The Four Aces | Reflectinator


+1s to Jontron, Dogman and Piono

Originally posted on 2016-10-24 03:39:00