Respawn

Originally posted on 2016-03-07 04:57:00

Kalandero: 9/10 (+2 from Alicia)
Verdant Onslaught: 7/10 (+2 from Alicia)

Verdana doesn't even seem remotely concerned about the darkening world around him. However, the omnipresent grin he seems to have on almost all the time fades, replaced by about the most serious expression one could hope to get from him.

Well, for one thing, I happen to be PG. But, for another thing... the method in which you attacked Alicia, well... that brought up a few things that I really can't say outside of a spoiler, so you'll have to click the button down below. I wouldn't advise doing so if you don't particularly want to read certain types of NSFW discussion... or just happen to be not quite old enough to read that sort of material legally.



So now you know, assuming you bothered to check that spoiler. If you didn't, TLDR, I found what you did unacceptable.

Strangely, Verdana, despite his obvious current disgust and hatred for the Umbral One showing strong in his words, doesn't go for an attack. His words alone should be plenty, he seems to think... and they certainly are, almost every vowel contained within his statements suddenly taking physical form in the air and dashing towards the AG players, slashing through them with ease.

Originally posted on 2016-03-07 10:07:00

@battlefury: Well, yeah, that's what I'd expect too, but that's the recipe, I'm reusing old alchemies from DTG2 for now, although that'll probably change eventually. Anyways, here's your storage shotgun, you have 2 store credits left.
@consumer: Yes, I think I'll amend my incorrect alignment listing. Please put me down as neutral. "Don't I get a say?" Would you say anything different. "Point."

Windows Stop Working complete!
5/5 for apples.
5/5 for giant robot dinosaurs with freaking laser beams.
+1 to engie, battlefury and pricey.

Eric?
"Yes?"
You're gonna die this round.
"I'd gathered that. Koishi's stupid retaliatory damage makes mincemeat out of EVERYTHING."
I think we're gonna fix that this round.
"Good."
"..."
"Where's my music?"
Gimme a second...
Here it is.
"That's a bit slow..."
You're not exactly a youkai with the experience to deserve a full theme.
"Fair enough."
Eric whips out the staff of magic missile, and utters some words under his breath, the flies up into the air.
He floats up to Koishi, and gestures for her to attack.
She, of course, begins launching projectiles at him... only for him to dodge every single one through the power of... THREE DIMENSIONAL MANEUVERING!!!
Attack pattern: Dodged
"Time for my own attack."
He raises the staff of magic missile, and magic missiles and colored lights begin to light up around the 'arena' him and Koishi are now in.
"Try this on for size."
The storm moves in, and as he begins to replicate spell cards of his own, he does various things with his different alchemies, shotugn blasts of large objects with the storage shotgun, manipulating the magic missiles to make them curve in their flights, and occasionally dashing in with the Unforger for melee attacks.
"Take this you stupid magical girl!"

Meanwhile...
A rumbling is heard. Not a particularly loud rumbling comparatively, since we're in DTG, but anywhere else, it would be very troubling indeed.
A giant, robotic T Rex comes over the rise, and lands on the ground in the battlefield, letting loose a loud roar. A giant laser beam comes out of its mouth while it does this, frying a flock of innocent birds.
5/5 expended! Giant robot dinosaurs with freaking laser beams: activated.
I summon:
The Cybersaurus. The first in what will eventually be a rather complex series of entities. The cybersaurus is a segmented entity, there are three parts to it, the head, the tail and the torso.
The head: has 30% of the health, and must be destroyed before the torso can be targeted. Has no standard attack, but has a three-round charge ability: "RAWR" which is a multi-target medium damage attack. As you can tell from the name, this is a giant laser that comes out of its mouth when it roars.
The torso: has 50% of the health, and if destroyed, the entire thing dies. This has an attack every round in the form of assorted rockets and machine guns.
The tail: has 20% of the health. It has an attack every round in the form of energy bolts and grenades.
Yes, it has two basic attacks every round, but loses one if the tail is destroyed. Once the head is gone, it loses it's charged attack. If the torso dies, the tail goes with it, although the torso can't be attacked until the head is dead.
This will attack the random guy with a gun. He looks tasty.

Meanwhile back to our fight with Koishi:
Eric is about worn out. He somehow... wait, you actually managed to use the obsidian bucket in a spell card?
"Barely, but yeah."
Wow, I'm impressed.
"Thank you. My ace in the hole, please?"
Right, here we go.
Eric raises his hands into the air;
"5/5 expended! Apples: activated."
He pulls an apple out of his pocket, and tosses it to Koishi, who catches it.
She looks at it for a second, then
the railguns in the trees "There were trees?" shut up it's a one-off attack don't question it- activate.
These aren't just any railguns though, these railguns... fire ARROWS.
They begin firing large numbers of arrows, pinning Koishi from all sides, no matter how she dodges. Finally one fires a bolt that is significant. It bounces off a rock, a tree, another arrow, the railgun that fired it, another rock, the sky, Koishi's ear, another rock, the sky again, a rock, and finally hits the apple out of Koishi's hand.
The apple lands neatly, completely unscathed, on top of Koishi's head, after which the railguns all, simultaneously, shoot the apple off her head, then retreat back into the trees.
"... Only one of them hit the apple. All the others just shot a bunch of arrows into her head."
Shut up you ruined the moment.



Originally posted on 2016-03-07 15:58:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1457281183))

Hole of Noobs 6/10 Crapsassin 3/10 Cup && Coffee = Cup of Coffee 1/??? Wait wot wot. GMs plz stop screwing with my mind by making "Redstone" entities. I almost thought there was a copy of Redstone (the character) on the battlefield. RGWG attacks jAFK by smashing him with his large plasma cannon he somehow had. Joey uses the Really, Really Sharp Banana and chips the Tombstone(s).

Redstone is an ore. As consolation, a random player turns the Redstone Robot into the Bluestone Robot.

RGWG follows your orders.

Unfortunately, the Tombstones are dead.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1457324803))

The Umbral One respawns. "Maybe I'm just not used to the form of logic that this body operates on, but just how does attacking the godmodder bring on retribution from you?" The world around Verdana darkens. "On the other hand, you have no one to blame but yourself for what is about to occur."

You respawn.

As Verdana says later, it was more the way you attacked her.

Alicia puts a light next to Verdana, just to keep it relatively bright.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457326655))

Respawn

You respawn.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1457345223))

Kalandero: 9/10 (+2 from Alicia) Verdant Onslaught: 7/10 (+2 from Alicia) Verdana doesn't even seem remotely concerned about the darkening world around him. However, the omnipresent grin he seems to have on almost all the time fades, replaced by about the most serious expression one could hope to get from him. Well, for one thing, I happen to be PG. But, for another thing... the method in which you attacked Alicia, well... that brought up a few things that I really can't say outside of a spoiler, so you'll have to click the button down below. I wouldn't advise doing so if you don't particularly want to read certain types of NSFW discussion... or just happen to be not quite old enough to read that sort of material legally. Spoiler Alert I'm surprised you managed to get that attack past the censors here, due to it's nature. I mean come on... sending a tentacle inside someone's mouth and having it secrete some sort of addictive substance? That sounds less like an attack and more like a really shady Hentai to me, which somewhat brings into question your status as a hero here. To make matters worse for you, you did that to Alicia, of all people. Barring the fact that she could probably twoshot you with little difficulty, I swear it's already been established earlier that I'm, heh, a little fond of her. Of course I'm not going to react all that kindly to seeing something so degrading happen to her! Truth be told, tossing you into that Blue Star doesn't feel like it was quite enough to balance out the fact that you did something degrading and rather sexually suggestive to my valentine slash possibly girlfriend depending on how the situation unfolds. So now you know, assuming you bothered to check that spoiler. If you didn't, TLDR, I found what you did unacceptable. Strangely, Verdana, despite his obvious current disgust and hatred for the Umbral One showing strong in his words, doesn't go for an attack. His words alone should be plenty, he seems to think... and they certainly are, almost every vowel contained within his statements suddenly taking physical form in the air and dashing towards the AG players, slashing through them with ease.

**Divinity Alicia111: Thanks. I could probably one shot the One with little to no difficulty, as he is restricted by the Narrative here, despite the fact that you think he would be more powerful.
Every Anti-Godmodder player (including Ascension and piono, as he changed alignments after this attack) takes 4 damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457366330))

@battlefury: Well, yeah, that's what I'd expect too, but that's the recipe, I'm reusing old alchemies from DTG2 for now, although that'll probably change eventually. Anyways, here's your storage shotgun, you have 2 store credits left. @consumer: Yes, I think I'll amend my incorrect alignment listing. Please put me down as neutral. "Don't I get a say?" Would you say anything different. "Point." Windows Stop Working complete! 5/5 for apples. 5/5 for giant robot dinosaurs with freaking laser beams. +1 to engie, battlefury and pricey. Eric? "Yes?" You're gonna die this round. "I'd gathered that. Koishi's stupid retaliatory damage makes mincemeat out of EVERYTHING." I think we're gonna fix that this round. "Good." "..." "Where's my music?" Gimme a second... Here it is. "That's a bit slow..." You're not exactly a youkai with the experience to deserve a full theme. "Fair enough." Eric whips out the staff of magic missile, and utters some words under his breath, the flies up into the air. He floats up to Koishi, and gestures for her to attack. She, of course, begins launching projectiles at him... only for him to dodge every single one through the power of... THREE DIMENSIONAL MANEUVERING!!! Attack pattern: Dodged "Time for my own attack." He raises the staff of magic missile, and magic missiles and colored lights begin to light up around the 'arena' him and Koishi are now in. "Try this on for size." The storm moves in, and as he begins to replicate spell cards of his own, he does various things with his different alchemies, shotugn blasts of large objects with the storage shotgun, manipulating the magic missiles to make them curve in their flights, and occasionally dashing in with the Unforger for melee attacks. "Take this you stupid magical girl!" Meanwhile... A rumbling is heard. Not a particularly loud rumbling comparatively, since we're in DTG, but anywhere else, it would be very troubling indeed. A giant, robotic T Rex comes over the rise, and lands on the ground in the battlefield, letting loose a loud roar. A giant laser beam comes out of its mouth while it does this, frying a flock of innocent birds. 5/5 expended! Giant robot dinosaurs with freaking laser beams: activated. I summon: The Cybersaurus. The first in what will eventually be a rather complex series of entities. The cybersaurus is a segmented entity, there are three parts to it, the head, the tail and the torso. The head: has 30% of the health, and must be destroyed before the torso can be targeted. Has no standard attack, but has a three-round charge ability: "RAWR" which is a multi-target medium damage attack. As you can tell from the name, this is a giant laser that comes out of its mouth when it roars. The torso: has 50% of the health, and if destroyed, the entire thing dies. This has an attack every round in the form of assorted rockets and machine guns. The tail: has 20% of the health. It has an attack every round in the form of energy bolts and grenades. Yes, it has two basic attacks every round, but loses one if the tail is destroyed. Once the head is gone, it loses it's charged attack. If the torso dies, the tail goes with it, although the torso can't be attacked until the head is dead. This will attack the random guy with a gun. He looks tasty. Meanwhile back to our fight with Koishi: Eric is about worn out. He somehow... wait, you actually managed to use the obsidian bucket in a spell card? "Barely, but yeah." Wow, I'm impressed. "Thank you. My ace in the hole, please?" Right, here we go. Eric raises his hands into the air; "5/5 expended! Apples: activated." He pulls an apple out of his pocket, and tosses it to Koishi, who catches it. She looks at it for a second, then the railguns in the trees "There were trees?" shut up it's a one-off attack don't question it- activate. These aren't just any railguns though, these railguns... fire ARROWS. They begin firing large numbers of arrows, pinning Koishi from all sides, no matter how she dodges. Finally one fires a bolt that is significant. It bounces off a rock, a tree, another arrow, the railgun that fired it, another rock, the sky, Koishi's ear, another rock, the sky again, a rock, and finally hits the apple out of Koishi's hand. The apple lands neatly, completely unscathed, on top of Koishi's head, after which the railguns all, simultaneously, shoot the apple off her head, then retreat back into the trees. "... Only one of them hit the apple. All the others just shot a bunch of arrows into her head." Shut up you ruined the moment. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1) The Unforger (level 2) obsidian bucket (level 1) kniect wand (level 1) cheap bayonet (level 1) storage shotgun (level 1) Windows Stop Working (level 1) stored credit. battlefury: 2 finalbattlestartsnow: 2 pricey: 1

You become the first neutral player.

Koishi takes 10,000 damage (Yes, including alchemies) from your first attack. You take 5 damage, killing you but as a mercy, I'll allow the rest of your actions to go through.

The Cybersaurus is summoned.

Koishi then takes 20,500 damage from Apples.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Only RGWG has sufficient bad luck to get hit by a car, dealing 9,000 damage.

Ascension rushes at Koishi, sword in hand. Koishi launches several blasts of danmaku, which he gets hit by but doesn't take damage from before jumping at her and dealing 15,000 damage and taking 8 damage as retribution. He still wants some votes. RGWG smashes jAFK with a plasma cannon, dealing 9 damage. The Bluestone Robot breaks Koishi's spellcard, and as that is her last spell card, the Trial is complete. Alicia takes 1 damage from that, screaming in pain, while Koishi leaves.

Koishi: That was a nice duel. Thanks!

She leaves a Deck of Spellcards behind. As piono was the last Descendant to damage Koishi, the Spoil immediately goes to him. The Deck of Spellcards allows the user to use a random spellcard out of the deck, causing a powerful effect to happen. However, remember that Spoils are extremely powerful here in revenge for dealing recoil damage.

**Divinity Alicia111: Heh. Two damage. That's the most anybody's done to me in a single battle, but then again, I don't get into many battles with people who may actually harm me.
**Divinity Alicia111: Don't worry. I'll make you regret it.

Alicia twitches slightly, before smirking at the Anti-Godmodders. She releases the barrier on the lobby, before fleeing to the desert immediately around the lobby. She casts up her hands, and the sand starts blowing around. The weather is changed to Sandstorm, while the terrain is changed to Desert.

The Cybersaurus bites the RGWG, before swallowing him whole.

jAFK continues with his traps by creating a line around him. The first five Anti-Godmodders to attack him will take 5,000 damage.

Alicia takes out a few vials of Lux essentia, before using the essentia inside to fuel her a charge. She +2s Verdana again, bothered at taking damage from a trial, before pointing an axe at Ascension. She swings it down, and Ascension takes 3 damage. He then realises that his armour is broken, and finds that for the duration of the rest of this respawn, he can't use any Armour.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Defeat Koishi Komeji.
[AG]: Defeat jAFK.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Protect Koishi Komeiji.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Sandstorm (Non-PGs take 1,000 damage per turn) IIIII
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 7/20 HP, Bad Luck: III
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 16/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 16/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] Pricey12345: 1/20 HP, 22% INTEGRITY, Bad Luck: III

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 0/20 HP, Bad Luck: III

[PG] engie/Verdana: 16/20 HP, Minor Gravcrush: IIIIIIIIII, Enchanted Golden Apples: (I)

[AG-PL] Ascension: 73/100 HP, To The Sky: IIII, Bad Luck: [b]III[/b]
[AG] Bluestone Robot: 15,000/25,000 HP, Bad Luck: III

[N] Cybersaurus: Head: 9,000/9,000 HP (Guarding Torso), Torso: 15,000/15,000 HP (Kills the Cybersaurus on death), Tail: 6,000/6,000 HP, Double-Action while the Tail is alive.

[PG-PL] jAFK: 40/100 HP, Has 1 Armour.

[GM] Alicia111: 48/50 HP, Into the Light: IIII



Originally posted on 2016-03-07 19:33:00

"What is this...oh. I see why you might have been upset. My...sincerest comments about how I do not have any stake in your relationship with Alicia. I do not care, I did not mean my actions to be at all close to that action. I would give a sincere apology, but that would require being sorry. You were the one to misconstrue my actions to mean something that was not meant."

The candle holds the darkness at bay for all of a second, before it is snuffed out by the darkness. As the darkness washes over Verdana, he notices...nothing. He cannot see any of the battlefield. It's more than just an absence of light, it's a full on black void as far as he can see.
"Tell me, Verdana. Are you afraid of the dark? You should be.
Bye."

A massive clamor can be heard in the distance. What is this noise?
...
...
...
The battlefield. Space has been warped to send Verdana far off in the server.

Back on the battlefield, the Umbral One shakes his head
"Be glad that it is Star's body I possessed. Most others that I could have chosen from would have led to horrors being in that darkness.
Considering that your prior actions had some basis, I shall not just snuff out your life, but I shall force you to make your way back to the battlefield.
Without legs."

Verdana's legs are now a pair of wooden stilts.

Originally posted on 2016-03-08 01:16:00

Spongebawb decides to go bungee jumping. After somehow finding a perfect spot right above the battlefield, he Bungee's down, weapons in hand. Oh, i didn't tell you this was an attack? So Sorry.
As he bungee's lower and lower, the string connecting him to the Bungee Jumping Hook breaks. He lifts Posidons 2H sword above his head, as he lands behind.... Alicia. Useing a copy of the same moves he used on Ailcia001- of course, she counters quickly for obvious reasons, having seen some of it. So, she is rather surpised when he suddenly screams "UNLIMITED POWER!" and SOMEHOW channels Darth Sidious himself, unleashing a *SHOCKING!* volley of Force lightning after somehow jumping behind her at impossible speeds! Then, while she is recovering from the force of a bad pun, he tosses a... A... A... Whatever he is tossing at her could be anything! 15 krabby patty's! A flying whale! A nether portal! All the possibl-
He tosses a Perfectly Generic Object....
...Which create a GENERIC-SPOLDE, exploding! With generic power! And while the DISTRACTING GENERICNESS of the attack distracts her, he quickly summons 20 4-barrel RPG Machine Nuclear Anti-Matter Desert Destroying Turrets! They quickly fire so many explosives, a massive hole in the bedrock is left behind! Then, channeling all the powers of EXPLOSION that have happened over the last few rounds, he summons MICHEAL BEY, who demands Alicia to be Awesome, causing her to explode in a fit of AWESOME! He then uses the MASSIVE HOLE IN THE BEDROCK to reenact the kicking scene of 300! Compeled by memes, she is forced to reenact the scene!
Divinity Alicia: This is madness!
Spongebawb: No!
Spongebawb: THIS!
Spongebawb: IS!
Spongebawb: ASCENSIONCRAFT!
Sadly for her, the void she fell into was full of Micheal Bey Bombs, all of which deem her not awesome enough and blow her up.
Then, Spongebawb channels the power of GOOFY GOOBER ROCK and does the usual overkill of casting OVER 9000! Greater Epic Boss killing Omegarank Meme Spells
Then, he blasts her with the power of GOOBY GOOBER ROCK, causing her to become a GOOFY GOOBER.

2/10
9/10 90%. Awaiting Signal. (1+ from piono)

Originally posted on 2016-03-08 01:16:00

Hole of Noobs 7/10
Crapsassin 4/10

Cup of Coffee && Freezer = Frozen Cup of Coffee 1/???

Joey suddenly gains completely black eyes, and says creepily:
I bet you haven't seen this game before.
Joey sits down, and a laptop appears in his lap.
Suddenly, cylinders, spheres, and blocks with square studs begin to fling Alicia across the desert. Pistols fire, and she is suddenly riding a skateboard. The skateboard explodes as she is trapped in a box made of the same bricks, this time with a glass wall facing Joey. His eyes turn practically white.
His eyes blink with blood red.
Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right.
Two blocks appear, and start firing.
Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right.
The box disappears, and she is suddenly attacked by many people with hammers, swords, and daggers.
Everything disappears, and Joey's pupils turn to normal.
ROBLOX.

Originally posted on 2016-03-08 04:39:00

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1457411998))

Hole of Noobs 7/10 Crapsassin 4/10 Cup of Coffee && Freezer = Frozen Cup of Coffee 1/??? Joey suddenly gains completely black eyes, and says creepily: I bet you haven't seen this game before. Joey sits down, and a laptop appears in his lap. Suddenly, cylinders, spheres, and blocks with square studs begin to fling Alicia across the desert. Pistols fire, and she is suddenly riding a skateboard. The skateboard explodes as she is trapped in a box made of the same bricks, this time with a glass wall facing Joey. His eyes turn practically white. His eyes blink with blood red. Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right. Two blocks appear, and start firing. Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right. The box disappears, and she is suddenly attacked by many people with hammers, swords, and daggers. Everything disappears, and Joey's pupils turn to normal. ROBLOX.

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you used that same attack on DTG0!

Originally posted on 2016-03-08 05:31:00

Kalandero: 10/10 (Ready for deployment)
Verdant Onslaught: 10/10 (+2 from Alicia)

The minutes slowly tick by after Verdana's temporary disappearance from the battlefield. Naturally, however, his return doesn't take too long aside from those minutes. He's still wearing a serious expression.

Heh. How ironic, that you can summon tentacles, yet you seem oblivious to the situation...

He lets the words hang in the air. It shouldn't be that hard to figure out what he's thinking of. And, once it clicks, maybe that'd explain just why he seems so damn pissed.

His actions for the moment consist of using up the Kalandero charge to summon... Kalandero. A strange artificially-created humanoid of some sorts, classified as a Homunculus despite not really being a little person. Blue skin, white-and-brown hair, and heterochromatic eyes... she's a strange girl, that's for sure. Her right eye glows yellow with the power of decay, and her left eye glows blue with the power of regeneration. Here's a rough idea of how she'll act.

100%-80% health: heal teammates with regeneration power, attack enemies with decay power
80%-45% health: heal self with regeneration power, attack enemies with decay power
45%-10% health: heal self with regeneration power (X2 effectiveness), decay power disabled
10%-0% health: regeneration power disabled, attack enemies with decay power (X2 effectiveness)

He also casually takes the time to nibble on a raw steak, without showing any sign of ever caring to explain where he got it from.

Originally posted on 2016-03-08 10:44:00

"Welp, I guess I died again."
You sound so nonchalant about this.
"It sort of loses it's sting after the first time around.
Eric respawns

As a side note, the deck of spellcards is now up for rent. I will use the deck of spellcards, using the instructions you give me, I even take the damage. The current price is 10 +1s per use, although that price might go up in the future.
engie, I +1d you last round, please pay attention.

Also, guys, seriously. I'm giving you +1s, even if you're not going to do the store, the LEAST you could do is try and repay the +1s instead of just eating them and refusing to help me back.
Yes redstone, I'm looking at you.

The cybersaurus targets jAFK and Ascension. Next round its lazor will be fully charged.



Originally posted on 2016-03-08 14:37:00

On Koishi's death, a blue glow surrounds the Alchemiter. The alchemy level cap is now 5, while the charge cap is now 15. Piono is also given the choice of one of several upgrades.

• +3 HP
• +1 Armour
• One Level 5 Alchemy

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QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1457399781))

"What is this...oh. I see why you might have been upset. My...sincerest comments about how I do not have any stake in your relationship with Alicia. I do not care, I did not mean my actions to be at all close to that action. I would give a sincere apology, but that would require being sorry. You were the one to misconstrue my actions to mean something that was not meant." The candle holds the darkness at bay for all of a second, before it is snuffed out by the darkness. As the darkness washes over Verdana, he notices...nothing. He cannot see any of the battlefield. It's more than just an absence of light, it's a full on black void as far as he can see. "Tell me, Verdana. Are you afraid of the dark? You should be. Bye." A massive clamor can be heard in the distance. What is this noise? ... ... ... The battlefield. Space has been warped to send Verdana far off in the server. Back on the battlefield, the Umbral One shakes his head "Be glad that it is Star's body I possessed. Most others that I could have chosen from would have led to horrors being in that darkness. Considering that your prior actions had some basis, I shall not just snuff out your life, but I shall force you to make your way back to the battlefield. Without legs." Verdana's legs are now a pair of wooden stilts.

Verdana finds himself Crippled, and loses 7 HP.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457399785))

Spongebawb decides to go bungee jumping. After somehow finding a perfect spot right above the battlefield, he Bungee's down, weapons in hand. Oh, i didn't tell you this was an attack? So Sorry. As he bungee's lower and lower, the string connecting him to the Bungee Jumping Hook breaks. He lifts Posidons 2H sword above his head, as he lands behind.... Alicia. Useing a copy of the same moves he used on Ailcia001- of course, she counters quickly for obvious reasons, having seen some of it. So, she is rather surpised when he suddenly screams "UNLIMITED POWER!" and SOMEHOW channels Darth Sidious himself, unleashing a *SHOCKING!* volley of Force lightning after somehow jumping behind her at impossible speeds! Then, while she is recovering from the force of a bad pun, he tosses a... A... A... Whatever he is tossing at her could be anything! 15 krabby patty's! A flying whale! A nether portal! All the possibl- He tosses a Perfectly Generic Object.... ...Which create a GENERIC-SPOLDE, exploding! With generic power! And while the DISTRACTING GENERICNESS of the attack distracts her, he quickly summons 20 4-barrel RPG Machine Nuclear Anti-Matter Desert Destroying Turrets! They quickly fire so many explosives, a massive hole in the bedrock is left behind! Then, channeling all the powers of EXPLOSION that have happened over the last few rounds, he summons MICHEAL BEY, who demands Alicia to be Awesome, causing her to explode in a fit of AWESOME! He then uses the MASSIVE HOLE IN THE BEDROCK to reenact the kicking scene of 300! Compeled by memes, she is forced to reenact the scene! Divinity Alicia: This is madness! Spongebawb: No! Spongebawb: THIS! Spongebawb: IS! Spongebawb: ASCENSIONCRAFT! Sadly for her, the void she fell into was full of Micheal Bey Bombs, all of which deem her not awesome enough and blow her up.  Then, Spongebawb channels the power of GOOFY GOOBER ROCK and does the usual overkill of casting OVER 9000! Greater Epic Boss killing Omegarank Meme Spells Then, he blasts her with the power of GOOBY GOOBER ROCK, causing her to become a GOOFY GOOBER. 2/10 9/10 90%. Awaiting Signal. (1+ from piono)

Alicia cuts the bungee cord as soon as Spongebawb jumps, making him take 2 damage and preventing him from doing the rest of the attack.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1457411998))

Hole of Noobs 7/10 Crapsassin 4/10 Cup of Coffee && Freezer = Frozen Cup of Coffee 1/??? Joey suddenly gains completely black eyes, and says creepily: I bet you haven't seen this game before. Joey sits down, and a laptop appears in his lap. Suddenly, cylinders, spheres, and blocks with square studs begin to fling Alicia across the desert. Pistols fire, and she is suddenly riding a skateboard. The skateboard explodes as she is trapped in a box made of the same bricks, this time with a glass wall facing Joey. His eyes turn practically white. His eyes blink with blood red. Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right. Two blocks appear, and start firing. Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right. The box disappears, and she is suddenly attacked by many people with hammers, swords, and daggers. Everything disappears, and Joey's pupils turn to normal. ROBLOX.

Cup of Coffee && Freezer = Self-Freezing Cup of Coffee (Level 1)

The Curse of Repetitiveness from a certain long dead godmodder weakens this attack, allowing her to easily break out of the bricks.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457415090))

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1457411998)) Hole of Noobs 7/10 Crapsassin 4/10 Cup of Coffee && Freezer = Frozen Cup of Coffee 1/??? Joey suddenly gains completely black eyes, and says creepily: I bet you haven't seen this game before. Joey sits down, and a laptop appears in his lap. Suddenly, cylinders, spheres, and blocks with square studs begin to fling Alicia across the desert. Pistols fire, and she is suddenly riding a skateboard. The skateboard explodes as she is trapped in a box made of the same bricks, this time with a glass wall facing Joey. His eyes turn practically white. His eyes blink with blood red. Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right. Two blocks appear, and start firing. Left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right. The box disappears, and she is suddenly attacked by many people with hammers, swords, and daggers. Everything disappears, and Joey's pupils turn to normal. ROBLOX. Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you used that same attack on DTG0!

I would have asked for proof if I didn't run across that take in 0rigins.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1457433890))

Kalandero: 10/10 (Ready for deployment) Verdant Onslaught: 10/10 (+2 from Alicia) The minutes slowly tick by after Verdana's temporary disappearance from the battlefield. Naturally, however, his return doesn't take too long aside from those minutes. He's still wearing a serious expression. Heh. How ironic, that you can summon tentacles, yet you seem oblivious to the situation... He lets the words hang in the air. It shouldn't be that hard to figure out what he's thinking of. And, once it clicks, maybe that'd explain just why he seems so damn pissed. His actions for the moment consist of using up the Kalandero charge to summon... Kalandero. A strange artificially-created humanoid of some sorts, classified as a Homunculus despite not really being a little person. Blue skin, white-and-brown hair, and heterochromatic eyes... she's a strange girl, that's for sure. Her right eye glows yellow with the power of decay, and her left eye glows blue with the power of regeneration. Here's a rough idea of how she'll act. 100%-80% health: heal teammates with regeneration power, attack enemies with decay power 80%-45% health: heal self with regeneration power, attack enemies with decay power 45%-10% health: heal self with regeneration power (X2 effectiveness), decay power disabled 10%-0% health: regeneration power disabled, attack enemies with decay power (X2 effectiveness) He also casually takes the time to nibble on a raw steak, without showing any sign of ever caring to explain where he got it from.

Verdana is given Well Fed for a single round.

Kalandero summoned, following the basic orders.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457447855))

"Welp, I guess I died again." You sound so nonchalant about this. "It sort of loses it's sting after the first time around. Eric respawns As a side note, the deck of spellcards is now up for rent. I will use the deck of spellcards, using the instructions you give me, I even take the damage. The current price is 10 +1s per use, although that price might go up in the future. engie, I +1d you last round, please pay attention. Also, guys, seriously. I'm giving you +1s, even if you're not going to do the store, the LEAST you could do is try and repay the +1s instead of just eating them and refusing to help me back. Yes redstone, I'm looking at you. The cybersaurus targets jAFK and Ascension. Next round its lazor will be fully charged. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1) The Unforger (level 2) obsidian bucket (level 1) kniect wand (level 1) cheap bayonet (level 1) storage shotgun (level 1) Windows Stop Working (level 1) rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use stored credit. battlefury: 2 finalbattlestartsnow: 2 pricey: 1

Eric respawns. The Cybersaurus follows your command.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Joey and Battlefury have sufficient luck to get hit by arrows coming from two factions warring nearby, taking 5 damage each, while every non-PG takes damage from the sandstorm.

Ascension, really, really wants votes, but decides to suck it up and cut of the Cybersaurus' tail. The Bluestone Robot is not smart enough not to attack jAFK due to retribution damage, so deals 7 damage to him at the cost of taking 5,000 damage.

The Cybersaurus has lost its Double-Action, so decides to prioritise stamping on Ascension's face for 6 damage.

jAFK also decides to kill the Cybersaurus before it can fire its lazor, chopping off its head,. Kalandero regenerates jAFK, healing him for 8 HP.

Alicia decides that the Umbral One is a major threat, so takes out a massive magnifying glass and pointing it at the Umbral One's head, causing him to be set on fire and take 9 damage. While putting it back, it burns down the Bluestone Robot as well as dealing 12,000 damage to the Cybersaurus.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Defeat jAFK.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Protect Koishi Komeiji.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Sandstorm (Non-PGs take 1,000 damage per turn) IIII
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 1/20 HP, Bad Luck: III
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 6/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 8/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 19/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 9/20 HP, Minor Gravcrush: IIIIIIIIII, Crippled: III, Well Fed: III, Enchanted Golden Apples: (I)

[AG-PL] Ascension: 66/100 HP, To The Sky: IIII, Bad Luck: [b]III[/b]

[N] Cybersaurus: Torso: 3,000/15,000 HP

[PG-PL] jAFK: 41/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Yet More Retribution Damage: IIII
[PG] Kalandero: 45,000/45,000 HP

[GM] Alicia111: 48/50 HP, Into the Light: IIII



Originally posted on 2016-03-08 17:33:00

We both vote for ascension.
"We only count as one player ya doofus."
Shut up Eric, you're ruining the moment.
"That doesn't even make any sense!"
Your face doesn't even make any sense.
"... why does pionoplayer write you to be so terrible?"
BECAUSE YUR MOM-[ERROR: narrator voice has gotten too stupid, rebooting from baseline]
"That's better."

XPbox AND infinity blade = 1/6 XBlade of Xperience
+1 to engie, FBSN and battlefury
1/10 for MADNESS!!!
1/10 for Critical Failure

Um... am I allowed to choose increased charge cap for the upgrade?
"Hey! Don't choose for me, I wanted the armor!"
But I want to be able to do our charge stack...
"Too bad, I doubt the GM will even let you."
But if Consumer does...
"Fine, I'll be you that she doesn't. If she doesn't I get to go with the armor. If she does, we go with your thing."
Deal.
"Deal."
Oh come on...
"What?"
The cybersaurus lasted all of, what, two rounds?
"That sucks."
Yes, very much.

"I think I'll try out the spellcard deck."
Yeah, nobody's got enough store credit to rent a use yet, might as well try it out.
"I use whatever card I get on Kalandero, good or bad."
As a side note, could I do the rolls for the card deck in the future so that I can write up a cool-sounding flavor-text filled awesome attack of greatness?

For the one-off action, a stasis field holds pricey in place, preventing him from moving before he gets sniped in my next post.
Really not feeling very happy right now.



EDIT: realized my above thing didn't make it obvious that I didn't actually want the extra charge time: I'm choosing armor.

Originally posted on 2016-03-08 18:41:00

The Umbral One also votes for Ascension. And +3s MegaMiner

"No, Verdana, you appear not to understand the situation. Let me put it plainly. I don't care. About anything here except the opportunity for challenge. What you do to me and what I do to you does not matter, except the effort to give people laughs and similar. Observe."

The Umbral One replaces his own nose with a Clown Nose, his shoes with Clown shoes, and squeezes his own nose, with the same blank expression on his face the entire time.

Suddenly, a large Clown shoe falls on top of jAFK and flattens him.
"This game is not even Canon. My existence as a cast-off piece of the Umbral One that infected Star's body before he took it back is not yet Canon. None of this matters. So, your efforts...are somewhat at odds with logic."

Then, the One continues to wrack his memories...

"Ah. Now that I am sorry for. I'm going to go with bad memories. So, I shall endeavor to use my tentacles less in my attacks.
I am not part of the Conflict or the Narrative. I am just a part."

5/10

Originally posted on 2016-03-08 18:58:00

Spongebawb votes for Ascension.
9/10 will do later

Originally posted on 2016-03-08 22:35:00

DAMN IT! WHY DIDN'T IT WORK? I AM NOT REDSTONE, FOR YOUR INFORMATION! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
...
He blew up from rage.

/null

Originally posted on 2016-03-08 23:31:00

I expend my ChurgeATK #1 named Seppuku Blast!

I rush at jAFK slashing him with my claws and I self destruct right at him dealing damage as well as sending me to the Respawn Lounge.

Charges:

ChurgeATK #1 10/10 EXPENDED!
ChurgeATK #2 10/10 (ON HOLD UNTIL WIERD STUFF HAPPENS)

??? 1/15

Charge Storage: +2 from Spongebawb and +2 from Piono

+1 to Umbral One, +1 to Spongebawb, +1 to Joey

Alchemies:
Nah.

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)

Damage Dealt: 27,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 3
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 1

Originally posted on 2016-03-09 08:15:00

You know, being +1'd when my charges would be finished regardless of the +1 doesn't really change all that much, although I'll be using those now. Let's see, at this point, you did that like 3 times...

Verdant Onslaught: 10/10 (ready to deploy, just pretty much holding onto this right now and hoping tomorrow doesn't utterly shit on my mood to post)
Questionable Ethics: 4/5 (+3 total from Piono)

Verdana seems too bored to give anyone a proper response, or even make a proper attack, seeing as he basically just picks Ascension up with gravity manipulation and tosses him into a conveniently placed mountain.

Originally posted on 2016-03-09 10:54:00

You know what? You guys suck. I keep handing out free +1s and nobody's bothering to return any.

2/6 for the XBlades of Xperience
2/10 for MADNESS!!!
2/10 for Critical Failure.
Screw you guys too, no +1s for anybody. Well, that's not true. I +1 battlefury. Not +3, just +1 because I'm feeling REAAAALLY spiteful right now.
Thanks for that by the way guys.

I decide to take out my rage at being completely blown off like that on the people who blew me off most primarily:
hit list:
engie
redstone
pricey
FBSN

Let's start with the easy one.
A duck falls out of the sky and crushes redstone/Joey. There, that was simple.
"I'll take care of number two"
Verdana suddenly finds herself picked up via the kinect wands.
"Hello there, taking +1s, acknowledging them, then completely failing to do anything back without having other obligations is rather rude."
Verdana is then slammed face-first into the ground, followed by an abrupt hammering from the Unforger, which is followed by a stream of magic missiles.
"Thanks, the management."
"Same goes to you pricey."
Pricey turns around right at about the time the storage shotgun goes off in his face.
"I don't care if you were trying to unleash a charged attack, you can wait until you get back from the respawn lounge"
two (three?) out of four down...
Next up is FBSN, Verdana might have survived, but I'll let engie off the hook on being brutally murdered since he seems to be having a rough time IRL, or at least that's what I garnered from his post. Deal some damage to him though. Redstone and pricey should be dead though.

"Hey umbral!"
The umbral one looks up to see Eric holding the cybersaurus over his head.
"Catch!"
Eric then throws the cybersaurus at the umbral one. The cybersaurus then explodes violently, fragging FBSN. The cybersaurus is busted up though.
Hey, wait, WHAT?!?!
"It's not like it was going to be useful anyways..."
Meh, that's true.



Originally posted on 2016-03-09 14:16:00

Oh yeah, we also have a discussion thread over here. You might want to check it out.

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QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457462503))

We both vote for ascension. "We only count as one player ya doofus." Shut up Eric, you're ruining the moment. "That doesn't even make any sense!" Your face doesn't even make any sense. "... why does pionoplayer write you to be so terrible?" BECAUSE YUR MOM-[ERROR: narrator voice has gotten too stupid, rebooting from baseline] "That's better." XPbox AND infinity blade = 1/6 XBlade of Xperience +1 to engie, FBSN and battlefury 1/10 for MADNESS!!! 1/10 for Critical Failure Um... am I allowed to choose increased charge cap for the upgrade? "Hey! Don't choose for me, I wanted the armor!" But I want to be able to do our charge stack... "Too bad, I doubt the GM will even let you." But if Consumer does... "Fine, I'll be you that she doesn't. If she doesn't I get to go with the armor. If she does, we go with your thing." Deal. "Deal." Oh come on... "What?" The cybersaurus lasted all of, what, two rounds? "That sucks." Yes, very much. "I think I'll try out the spellcard deck." Yeah, nobody's got enough store credit to rent a use yet, might as well try it out. "I use whatever card I get on Kalandero, good or bad." As a side note, could I do the rolls for the card deck in the future so that I can write up a cool-sounding flavor-text filled awesome attack of greatness? For the one-off action, a stasis field holds pricey in place, preventing him from moving before he gets sniped in my next post. Really not feeling very happy right now. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1) The Unforger (level 2) obsidian bucket (level 1) kniect wand (level 1) cheap bayonet (level 1) storage shotgun (level 1) Windows Stop Working (level 1) rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use stored credit. battlefury: 2 finalbattlestartsnow: 2 pricey: 1 EDIT: realized my above thing didn't make it obvious that I didn't actually want the extra charge time: I'm choosing armor.

I'm male.

Anyway, you gain 1 Armour.

You roll a 7, getting Rekindled "The Embers of Love", dealing 12,000 damage to Kalandero and making her burn for five turns, but you take 2 recoil damage and yes, Spoil damage ignores Armour. Unfortunately, using a Spoil counts as an action for the turn, but Pricey will be dead anyway, even if not by your hand.

You could do, but you'd have to do the rolls online, somewhere linkable. I intended the cards to be based on Koishi's spells from SA, but there's still 9 cards left to find. As a note, it's a d10 I roll.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1457463500))

The Umbral One also votes for Ascension. And +3s MegaMiner "No, Verdana, you appear not to understand the situation. Let me put it plainly. I don't care. About anything here except the opportunity for challenge. What you do to me and what I do to you does not matter, except the effort to give people laughs and similar. Observe." The Umbral One replaces his own nose with a Clown Nose, his shoes with Clown shoes, and squeezes his own nose, with the same blank expression on his face the entire time. Suddenly, a large Clown shoe falls on top of jAFK and flattens him. "This game is not even Canon. My existence as a cast-off piece of the Umbral One that infected Star's body before he took it back is not yet Canon. None of this matters. So, your efforts...are somewhat at odds with logic." Then, the One continues to wrack his memories... "Ah. Now that I am sorry for. I'm going to go with bad memories. So, I shall endeavor to use my tentacles less in my attacks. I am not part of the Conflict or the Narrative. I am just a part." 5/10

jAFK takes 6 damage.
**Divinity Alicia111: This... isn't the main timeline?
Alicia seems quite saddened by that statement.
**Divinity Alicia111: Still, it doesn't mean what happens here doesn't matter, and you've already annoyed me before.

Well, I wonder who Alicia's targeting during the EoTB...

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457476509))

Spongebawb votes for Ascension. 9/10 will do later

Too late for that now.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1457479880))

DAMN IT! WHY DIDN'T IT WORK? I AM NOT REDSTONE, FOR YOUR INFORMATION! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR- ... He blew up from rage. /null

The Curse of Repetitiveness works between people, otherwise different people could repeat the same unavoidable, godmodder damaging attack over and over again until they run out of people, and UserZero is the Omega Plus. You'd think that her Curses, especially ones as commonplace as the Curse of Repetitiveness, would last for a long time.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1457511352))

I expend my ChurgeATK #1 named Seppuku Blast! I rush at jAFK slashing him with my claws and I self destruct right at him dealing damage as well as sending me to the Respawn Lounge. Charges: ChurgeATK #1 10/10 EXPENDED! ChurgeATK #2 10/10 (ON HOLD UNTIL WIERD STUFF HAPPENS) ??? 1/15 Charge Storage: +2 from Spongebawb and +2 from Piono +1 to Umbral One, +1 to Spongebawb, +1 to Joey Alchemies: Nah. Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Damage Dealt: 27,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 3 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 1

jAFK has been shredded to pieces at the cost of your life.
(Right Side of History) jAFK: I'm going to restock. I'll see you guys in a bit.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1457520897))

You know, being +1'd when my charges would be finished regardless of the +1 doesn't really change all that much, although I'll be using those now. Let's see, at this point, you did that like 3 times... Verdant Onslaught: 10/10 (ready to deploy, just pretty much holding onto this right now and hoping tomorrow doesn't utterly shit on my mood to post) Questionable Ethics: 4/5 (+3 total from Piono) Verdana seems too bored to give anyone a proper response, or even make a proper attack, seeing as he basically just picks Ascension up with gravity manipulation and tosses him into a conveniently placed mountain.

Ascension hits a mountain for 8 damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457533018))

You know what? You guys suck. I keep handing out free +1s and nobody's bothering to return any. 2/6 for the XBlades of Xperience 2/10 for MADNESS!!! 2/10 for Critical Failure. Screw you guys too, no +1s for anybody. Well, that's not true. I +1 battlefury. Not +3, just +1 because I'm feeling REAAAALLY spiteful right now. Thanks for that by the way guys. I decide to take out my rage at being completely blown off like that on the people who blew me off most primarily: hit list: engie redstone pricey FBSN Let's start with the easy one. A duck falls out of the sky and crushes redstone/Joey. There, that was simple. "I'll take care of number two" Verdana suddenly finds herself picked up via the kinect wands. "Hello there, taking +1s, acknowledging them, then completely failing to do anything back without having other obligations is rather rude." Verdana is then slammed face-first into the ground, followed by an abrupt hammering from the Unforger, which is followed by a stream of magic missiles. "Thanks, the management." "Same goes to you pricey." Pricey turns around right at about the time the storage shotgun goes off in his face. "I don't care if you were trying to unleash a charged attack, you can wait until you get back from the respawn lounge" two (three?) out of four down... Next up is FBSN, Verdana might have survived, but I'll let engie off the hook on being brutally murdered since he seems to be having a rough time IRL, or at least that's what I garnered from his post. Deal some damage to him though. Redstone and pricey should be dead though. "Hey umbral!" The umbral one looks up to see Eric holding the cybersaurus over his head. "Catch!" Eric then throws the cybersaurus at the umbral one. The cybersaurus then explodes violently, fragging FBSN. The cybersaurus is busted up though. Hey, wait, WHAT?!?! "It's not like it was going to be useful anyways..." Meh, that's true. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1) The Unforger (level 2) obsidian bucket (level 1) kniect wand (level 1) cheap bayonet (level 1) storage shotgun (level 1) Windows Stop Working (level 1) rentals: Deck of Spellcards: 10 per use stored credit. battlefury: 2 finalbattlestartsnow: 2 pricey: 1

R.I.P. Joey, the One and the Cybersaurus. Verdana takes 8 damage and Pricey avoids being stunned due to your use of the Deck preventing you from doing other actions. The Narrative stops being subtle and working through its allies for once and straight up prevents you from doing PvP for three turns, due to you devastating the Anti-Godmodders, even if they didn't return your assists.

Murdering people isn't exactly encouraging for them to return your assists, although that's their decision. To everybody else, yes, you should return assists, although I can't force you to. You wouldn't want to get murdered.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Sandstorm does its thing.

Ascension freaks out due to basically every Anti-Godmodder but is given enough Deus Ex Machina to resurrect the One. Unfortunately, this is going to be the only time this happens for a long time, and Ascension can not act for the next two turns, as well as experiencing Bad Luck's belated effect, taking 6 damage from the sheer amount of power infused into him by the Narrative.

Kalandero goes for self regeneration, healing herself for 8,000 HP.

Alicia gives Verdana and piono a +1, as a thank you for decimating the anti-godmodders and as consolation for a lack of assists and having your efforts overturned by the Narrative. She then buffs her only entity, Kalandero, giving her 15,000 extra HP.

[GM NOTES]
I know AscensionCraft is a PVP server, but try to avoid destroying an entire side of players. That's three out of four AGs and six players that would be dead if I didn't pull that mercy revival. In future, this might be a message to return assists because next time, there will be no mercy revive. Piono, please avoid doing this again.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: Desert (No effect.)
Weather: Sandstorm (Non-PGs take 1,000 damage per turn) IIII
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 1/20 HP, Bad Luck: III
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 1/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 7/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] Pricey12345: 0/20 HP, 22% INTEGRITY, Bad Luck: III

[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 17/20 HP, Has 1 Armour, Anti-PVP: III

[PG] engie/Verdana: 2/20 HP, Minor Gravcrush: IIIIIIIIII, Crippled: III, Well Fed: II, Enchanted Golden Apples: (I)

[AG-PL] Ascension: 58/100 HP, Forced Idle: II, To The Sky: IIII, Bad Luck: [b]II[/b]

[PG] Kalandero: 56,000/60,000 HP, Heavily Burning: IIIII

[GM] Alicia111: 48/50 HP, Into the Light: IIII



Originally posted on 2016-03-09 17:33:00

3/6 for Xblades of Xperience
4/10 for MADNESS!!!
4/10 for critical failure.
Don't worry, the murdering was a one-time thing (probably). I've been feeling VERY cruddy for a very long time, and people being jerks about +1 didn't help my already rather low mood today. So I decided to take it out on some unsupportive peeps. I overreacted, but it was a good way to enact the whole Neutral attacking everyone scheme.
I'd say sorry for murdering everyone, but I'm not really, since it's a one-turn setback, and I've still died way more than everyone else. I didn't stop to think about how devastating that attack would be beforehand though.

...
Well.
"Oops."
Our bad.
"I think we'll just wail on the one entity still capable of doing things then."
Indeed.
Suddenly, kalendero, who is already on fire, gets doused in gasoline.
This does increase the flames, but that is not the end of the attack.
"Because I..."
Eric slams the unforger into a puddle on the end, the battery pack wired up to it again.
This sends a current of electricity through the entire puddle of gasoline, igniting all of it at once, causing Kalendero to explode violently.



...
oops.

Originally posted on 2016-03-09 19:12:00