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 Destroy the Godmodder: Pain and Suffering [Disc 2 - Trials], The Establishment.
Battlefury
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:25 PM
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Archangel Micheal
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Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10)


i unded



I am a predator, you are my prey
Your time is nigh, another minute and you're fine,
But we'll be waiting when you're back next time.





Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.
6/20
6/20
1+ revan
2+ piono

Originally posted on 2016-09-27 22:11:00

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Featherfall
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:25 PM
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Okay, here goes.

[BATTLE TECHNIQUE: YOU FRIGGIN' MORON]

A portal to the Elemental Plane of Beans appears next to a Dog. It shakes, before-

"gorilla YOU GUESSED IT!"

The Dog's ears explode from the volume, and with them goes its head. The corpse then turns into a bean, which gets run over by a copy of Mr. Bean's car. Which then explodes.

Nitor && (Cinder Logs && Wood Wand Core) && (Hellstone && Iron Wand Caps) = Wand of Ignis (Level ?) (1/?)
Jetpack && Thaumaturge Robes && Potentia Essentia Jar = Thaumostatic Harness (Level ?) (1/?)

Deathrattle: 1/20
d(http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/12.png)b: 1/20


+3 to CobaltShade.

Originally posted on 2016-09-28 03:19:00

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Jondanger23
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:26 PM
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A cloud of mosquitos eats a Dog's face off.

Lust mourns the death of Dog!Gluttony, and then goes to attack QuantumThingie for a cheap maybe-kill.

Recon Robot #1: 10/10 (+2 from Jetset, +2 from Alicia)

Recon Robot #2: 10/10 (+1 from Jetset, +2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

The Recon Robot #1 appears.

Recon Robot #1

Research Mode:
HP: 40,000
Attacks:
Basic Scan: Deals 10,000 damage to an enemy. Adds 10% to the Research Bar.
Brain Scan: Deals 30,000 damage to an enemy and inflicts Confused. Adds 20% to the Research Bar. Takes two turns to charge up.
Passives:
Research Bar: When full, the Recon Robot switches to Attack Mode. Also spawns to Alpha Base Grunts upon completion.
Airborne: Self-explanitory.
Attack Mode:
HP: Same as Research Mode.
Attacks:
Machinegunners: Deals 10,000 damage to two enemies.
Brain Scrambler: Deals 40,000 damage to two enemies. Takes two turns to charge up.
Point-n-Click: Deals 100,000 damage to an enemy. Takes four turns to charge up.
Passives:
Airborne: Self-explanitory.
Blast Shield: Spawns a blast shield when under 10,000 health.

Alpha Base Grunt:
HP: 15,000
Attacks:
Double Tap: Deals 5,000 damage to two enemies.
Triple Tap: Deals 5,000 damage to three enemies. Takes one turn to charge up.
It Keeps Tappening: Deals 5,000 damage to four enemies. Takes two turns to charge up.
Final Tapdown: Deals 5,000 damage to five enemies. Takes three turns to charge up.

Blast Shield:
HP: 5,000
Attacks:
No attacks.
Passives:
Shield: Must be destroyed to deal damage to the Recon Robot.
Blast Immunity: Immune to explosive/splash damage.


So does the other one.

Recon Robot #2...

...has the same exact stats as the first one, but the grunt is replaced with two blast shields.


(nerf if needed, which it probably will be)

The two Recon 'bots use Basic Scan on Kit.

+1 to Engie, +1 to Revan, +1 to Jetset

Originally posted on 2016-09-29 21:50:00

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pionoplayer
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:26 PM
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level 5 lightning wands: Thorns of Zeus 6/6
14/20 for epic battle companion
13/20 for epic battle fantasies
+1 to revan, bfury and cyan

I continue to be utterly useless because I'm too tired to think of any good actions that might pretend to accomplish something

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost listed by every alchemy)
obsidian chestplate, awakened (cost: 4): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a chance to deflect all absorbed damage back at the attacker.
obsidian helmet, awakened (cost: 4): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a chance to deflect all absorbed damage back at the attacker.
giga gun (awakened) (cost 4). The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get.
uranium's umbrage (awakened) (cost: 4). This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used.
Danger: High Voltage (cost: 3). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Awakened gaia's herald (cost: 4). grants a small temporary defense bonus to the wielder when used.
Awakened Hephaestus's Cleaver (cost: 4). inflicts burned on all attacks
Awakened Triton's Wrath (cost: 4): Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations.
Awakened Aurora's Longshot (cost: 4): Can hit targets in different rooms and areas.
Awakened Demeter's Gift (cost: 4): Creates a small "plantmatter barrier" every time it is used.
Awakened Shiva's Glory (cost: 4): Inflicts an attack debuff on the target of the attack.
Khione's Nails (cost: 3): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 7 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Rip supporters: 1 credit, advanced rip supporters: 2 credits apiece. grandaddy rip supporters: 4 credits. demopans: 3 for 1 credit. golden demopans: 1 for 1 credit.
Charge Connector: 5 credits per charge strung together

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
Revan: 38
battlefury: 43
finalbattlestartsnow: 18
pricey: 37
topaz: 56
toast: 13
numbersoup: 60
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 96
Darkside: 24
ire: 15
Alicia: 75
sunnyau: 20
francisco: 4
Cyan: 25
bomber: 12
jondanger: 20
feathered dragon: 2
jetset: 9
quantum: 3
cobaltshade: 7

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-09-29 23:17:00

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Revan
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:26 PM
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Once upon a time was Revan, now ...
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Shub-Niggorath's Blessing 20/20(+1 from Piono, Dogman, and Jon)
Nyarly taps the Battlefield, suddenly it becomes overwhemed by life energies. Shubb-Niggorath blesses you, for she loves you all.

(Shubb-Niggorath's Blessing: All Heals will now minicrit, all Broken-PGs/Neutrals heals crit.)

Pesterlog with unforseenCollapse
AA: Well, just check out the Nyarly Show and you'll understand what kind of fun I'm proposing, though on a smaller scale. Far smaller and probably less fun.


Y'golonac the Defiler 1/20

Relfectinator (Level 5 4/6)
Godmodding Runes && Training Manual


+1 to Jon, Piono, and Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-09-30 02:19:00

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[spoiler=Alchemies]Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level: 0)
A Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level:0)
Outer Statue (Level: 4)
Our King (Level 7)
Perfectly Optimised Code (Level 0)
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Nyarly and OneofSwords/AceofSwords/Ace
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JetSet
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:26 PM
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... Well, Flip keeps healing.

The Boutique has gained +2 charge points, +1 being from Jon!

+2 to Jon, +1 to Piono.

Originally posted on 2016-09-30 17:26:00
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ConsumerOfAll
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:26 PM
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Usual lack of posts no dop thing. A cutscene that should have came today is coming tomorrow.

Originally posted on 2016-09-30 23:07:00

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questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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CobaltShade
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:26 PM
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Remington RM380 Pistol && 635nm Laser Pointer && KM2000 Combat Knife && Lighter = The Survivalist (Level 4: 4/5)
Heckler & Koch HK416 Carbine && Remington MSR Sniper Rifle = Heckler & Remington MSR416 (Level 3: 4/4)
Mastery of the Ten: 7/20 (+1 from Piono)
An Entity: 2/20

+2 to Piono, +1 to Ire


Kanon orders the Plant Archons to brutally destroy Lust.

Originally posted on 2016-09-30 23:34:00
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:26 PM
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Razihel throws a poptart into the sky. It then turns into a portal.

But not just any portal. It's a portal to the Elemental Plane of Cat Dung. Its contents rain down on the Psi-Dogmodder. It's warm. And gross.

Razihel uses the remaining energies from the broken Sword of Flame to cook the Cat Dung, and harden it, causing the Psi-Dogmodder to be telefragged due to Hardened Cat Dung making the user be unable to use any dog-related attacks/skills.

He then thanks Redstone for the idea. Whoever he is.

Nitor && (Cinder Logs && Wood Wand Core) && (Hellstone && Iron Wand Caps) = Wand of Ignis (Level ?) (2/?)
Jetpack && Thaumaturge Robes && Potentia Essentia Jar = Thaumostatic Harness (Level ?) (2/?)


Deathrattle: 3/20 (+1 Revan)
d(http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/12.png)b: 3/20 (+1 Revan)


+1 to CobaltShade, +2 to Piono.

Originally posted on 2016-10-01 10:43:00

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Battlefury
 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:26 PM
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whoops.


eh just gonna keep this for later.



Don't you see, this is your destiny?
Tell us everything you know.





Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.
NIL:
6/20
6/20
1+ revan
2+ piono

Originally posted on 2016-10-02 10:37:00

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QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1474940774))
level 5 lightning wands: Thorns of Zeus 5/6
11/20 for epic battle companion
11/20 for epic battle fantasies
+1 to revan, cobalt and jetset

octothorpemakeheramemberofthenyarlycrew

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1474942416))
OneofSwords: Right away ma'am.

Ace performs a weak salute and shambles over to the Statue and falls to her knees. She then breaks the dirt few blocks away from it to and vomits for a while. Anyone who attacks the Despair Statue will be inflicted with Disgust before attacking. Disgust simply weakens the attack and provides a small chance of aborting the attack. Huh, Ace is still going, guess she wasn't into heavily partying. Ace wipes her mouth and groans.

Flesh and Bone 20/20 (+1 Consumer)
Nyarlathotep takes pity on Ace and summons the Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath.
(The Cultist's has the normal amount of health for a 20 post entity. They heal 6 Player HP or 24,000 HP, their main job is to heal Ace but if that task is completed it will instead become a caretaker of the Despair Statue. They have a 4 turn charge called Mother's Milk which causes their heals to minicrit. for 2 turns They also have a regenerative passive of 6000 HP and can if an entity is fully healed overheal entities)

The Cultist heals Ace and jumps and the Archons jump as well.

Attract Mode 15/20(+1 from Piono)

Relfectinator (Level 5 4/6)
Godmodding Runes && Training Manual

+1 to Dogman, Piono and Cyan

Incoming attacks to the Despair Statue will deal 10% less damage. Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath summoned, but that HP is going way down to have the healing potential needed.

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1474979962))
Laptop keeps dying. Third time's the charm.

"I'll give you this, Psi. That was a clever Null. I'll deal with you in a minute."

I then turn towards Battlefury.

"Hunter isn't here. He's back home, I think."

I then am surrounded by Villager Hoard. Passive comments are made acknowledging their existence.

I politely move them over a bit, so I can have a clear shot at Psi.

.. Well. More than a shot. I cover Psi in a dense dome of explosive Super Crossbows. They all trigger at once.

Boom.

I write a few things into my notebook. It then glows with a great force and gains a great many pages, then a radio appears in my hand.

"This is Operative Upsilon-Eleven. I'm requesting a full scale mobilization on my location. We may have some trouble."

Special Attacks:
Reparation of the Narrative: 2/20

Force Of The Rebellion: 1/20 "I tried to come up with a pun. I really did. I couldn't find one."

Psi uncovers himself in the dense dome of explosive Super Crossbows, and recovers Alicia, who teleports out but takes 1 damage anyway.

Sometimes, things have to be done to speed the game up. Get ready.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1475010699))
Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10)


i unded


 
I am a predator, you are my prey
Your time is nigh, another minute and you're fine,
But we'll be waiting when you're back next time.




Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.
6/20
6/20
1+ revan
2+ piono

You are no longer dead.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1475029177))
Okay, here goes.

[BATTLE TECHNIQUE: YOU FRIGGIN' MORON]

A portal to the Elemental Plane of Beans appears next to a Dog. It shakes, before-

"gorilla YOU GUESSED IT!"

The Dog's ears explode from the volume, and with them goes its head. The corpse then turns into a bean, which gets run over by a copy of Mr. Bean's car. Which then explodes.

Nitor && (Cinder Logs && Wood Wand Core) && (Hellstone && Iron Wand Caps) = Wand of Ignis (Level ?) (1/?)
Jetpack && Thaumaturge Robes && Potentia Essentia Jar = Thaumostatic Harness (Level ?) (1/?)

Deathrattle: 1/20
d(http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/12.png)b: 1/20


+3 to CobaltShade.

Nitor && (Cinder Logs && Wood Wand Core) && (Hellstone && Iron Wand Caps) = Wand of Ignis (Level 5: 1/6)
Jetpack && Thaumaturge Robes && Potentia Essentia Jar = Thaumostatic Harness (Level 4: 1/5)

A Dog takes 3 damage, before shifting. It's now invincible until Sleep of Dog is gone. You feel free of Hugmaster's influence, just for this turn.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1475182218))
A cloud of mosquitos eats a Dog's face off.

Lust mourns the death of Dog!Gluttony, and then goes to attack QuantumThingie for a cheap maybe-kill.

Recon Robot #1: 10/10 (+2 from Jetset, +2 from Alicia)

Recon Robot #2: 10/10 (+1 from Jetset, +2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

The Recon Robot #1 appears.

Recon Robot #1

Research Mode:
HP: 40,000
Attacks:
Basic Scan: Deals 10,000 damage to an enemy. Adds 10% to the Research Bar.
Brain Scan: Deals 30,000 damage to an enemy and inflicts Confused. Adds 20% to the Research Bar. Takes two turns to charge up.
Passives:
Research Bar: When full, the Recon Robot switches to Attack Mode. Also spawns to Alpha Base Grunts upon completion.
Airborne: Self-explanitory.
Attack Mode:
HP: Same as Research Mode.
Attacks:
Machinegunners: Deals 10,000 damage to two enemies.
Brain Scrambler: Deals 40,000 damage to two enemies. Takes two turns to charge up.
Point-n-Click: Deals 100,000 damage to an enemy. Takes four turns to charge up.
Passives:
Airborne: Self-explanitory.
Blast Shield: Spawns a blast shield when under 10,000 health.

Alpha Base Grunt:
HP: 15,000
Attacks:
Double Tap: Deals 5,000 damage to two enemies.
Triple Tap: Deals 5,000 damage to three enemies. Takes one turn to charge up.
It Keeps Tappening: Deals 5,000 damage to four enemies. Takes two turns to charge up.
Final Tapdown: Deals 5,000 damage to five enemies. Takes three turns to charge up.

Blast Shield:
HP: 5,000
Attacks:
No attacks.
Passives:
Shield: Must be destroyed to deal damage to the Recon Robot.
Blast Immunity: Immune to explosive/splash damage.


So does the other one.

Recon Robot #2...

...has the same exact stats as the first one, but the grunt is replaced with two blast shields.


(nerf if needed, which it probably will be)

The two Recon 'bots use Basic Scan on Kit.

+1 to Engie, +1 to Revan, +1 to Jetset

QT is AFK and immune to all damage! The other dog takes 1 damage, and shifts. Recon Robots 1 and 2 summoned, but 2 will be prone to malfunctions due to the curse of repetitiveness.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1475187460))
level 5 lightning wands: Thorns of Zeus 6/6
14/20 for epic battle companion
13/20 for epic battle fantasies
+1 to revan, bfury and cyan

I continue to be utterly useless because I'm too tired to think of any good actions that might pretend to accomplish something

octothorpeilikedogs

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1475198368))
Shub-Niggorath's Blessing 20/20(+1 from Piono, Dogman, and Jon)
Nyarly taps the Battlefield, suddenly it becomes overwhemed by life energies. Shubb-Niggorath blesses you, for she loves you all.

(Shubb-Niggorath's Blessing:  All Heals will now minicrit, all Broken-PGs/Neutrals heals crit.)

Pesterlog with unforseenCollapse
AA: Well, just check out the Nyarly Show and you'll understand what kind of fun I'm proposing, though on a smaller scale. Far smaller and probably less fun.


Y'golonac the Defiler 1/20

Relfectinator (Level 5 4/6)
Godmodding Runes && Training Manual


+1 to Jon, Piono, and Dogman

Godmodding Runes && Training Manual == A Guide to Godmodding (Level 0: 1/1)
A Guide to Godmodding: Oh, it's that guide Redstone found way back, just infected with massive amounts of lag. Read it, I guess.

QUOTE (JetSet @ (time=1475252788))
... Well, Flip keeps healing.

The Boutique has gained +2 charge points, +1 being from Jon!

+2 to Jon, +1 to Piono.

You heal for 2 HP.

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1475274898))
Remington RM380 Pistol && 635nm Laser Pointer && KM2000 Combat Knife && Lighter = The Survivalist (Level 4: 4/5)
Heckler & Koch HK416 Carbine && Remington MSR Sniper Rifle = Heckler & Remington MSR416 (Level 3: 4/4)
Mastery of the Ten: 7/20 (+1 from Piono)
An Entity: 2/20

+2 to Piono, +1 to Ire


Kanon orders the Plant Archons to brutally destroy Lust.

The Plant Archons will do as you say.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1475315003))
Razihel throws a poptart into the sky. It then turns into a portal.

But not just any portal. It's a portal to the Elemental Plane of Cat Dung. Its contents rain down on the Psi-Dogmodder. It's warm. And gross.

Razihel uses the remaining energies from the broken Sword of Flame to cook the Cat Dung, and harden it, causing the Psi-Dogmodder to be telefragged due to Hardened Cat Dung making the user be unable to use any dog-related attacks/skills.

He then thanks Redstone for the idea. Whoever he is.

Nitor && (Cinder Logs && Wood Wand Core) && (Hellstone && Iron Wand Caps) = Wand of Ignis (Level ?) (2/?)
Jetpack && Thaumaturge Robes && Potentia Essentia Jar = Thaumostatic Harness (Level ?) (2/?)


Deathrattle: 3/20 (+1 Revan)
d(http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/12.png)b: 3/20 (+1 Revan)


+1 to CobaltShade, +2 to Piono.

Psi gets doused in Cat Dung. This is just a minor inconvenience for him.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1475401049))
whoops.


eh just gonna keep this for later.



Don't you see, this is your destiny?
Tell us everything you know.




Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.
NIL:
6/20
6/20
1+ revan
2+ piono

#cosmicthreadlines


[END OF TURN]

Just before regeneration can happen and charges can tick up, but not before status effects can tick down, Alicia interrupts everything with a flare gun firing in the air, and the activation of Armourslayer. All players suddenly gain a +1 to Armour, before non-PGs notice that their armour is opening them up to blows. Many, many, blows. For four turns, all armour is inverted, and for three turns, all armour is buffed by 1. You then notice Alicia placing down another curse. If you take off your armour at all during the Armour Inversal, you will take damage equivalent to the armour you just lost, doubled.

Alicia then creates a chair, and sits down, still somewhat annoyed, before the sky rips open, and seemingly infinity drops a shard of itself onto the Battlefield, forming into a Tesseract and physically annihilating the other one. Alicia picks up the Tesseract, before holding it up.

**Divinity Alicia111: Okay, Trump/Thinker, something about Broadcasting, perfect.
**Divinity Alicia111: I haven't actually read Worm, but this will have to do.

The tesseract flies up into the air, before scanning its surroundings, and changing whatever interface it's been using to communicate with, before it transmits.

[CURRENTLY SCANNING]
[CHOSEN PHENOMENA FOUND]
[COSMIC THREAD LINE: [ALPHA] ZERO-ORI-B]
[DATUM: NINE TWENTY IN THE YEAR OF [ALPHA] R.]
[NOTE: TIMEWHEEL]

[COSMIC THREAD LINE [CHAOS] ???-CHA]
[DATUM: NINE THIRTY IN THE YEAR OF [CHAOS] TWO ZERO ONE SIX]
[NOTE: MIRROR OF ENDER]

[COSMIC THREAD LINE: [ALPHA] ZERO-ORI-A]
[DATUM: FIVE EIGHT IN THE YEAR OF [ALPHA] R.]
[NOTE: AMPERSAND]
Something hidden bounces off of the aforementioned mirrors and crystals, before the Shard rises up, and a disc forms around it. It begins to anchor itself more to the third dimension, before levitating above the battlefield.

Introducing:

[big]THE SCRYER SHARD, REPLICATOR OF ALL.[/big]


[HOW TO PLAY]

Taken from the depths of [WORM SPOILER], the Shard scries through timelines. All of them. Canon, non-canon, future or past, the Shard can take an ability from any DTG game (and abilities that aren't in DTG as of yet, like Timewheel), buff it or weaken it to a balanced level, and copy it. It can edit stats as it needs, but it can and will take them. It can also take two charges associated with the ability. It can change abilities at any point in the turn, though the change of abilities will wipe out all charges associated with the ability, and at 1/2 HP, gains the ability to take passive charges. While it does have Triple Actions, its total attack is balanced for the situation.

Some notes about the current abilities:
Mirror of Ender takes three players, similar to its Chaos incarnation, and creates facsimiles of them with all of their alchemies, but nerfed, as well as nerfed stats.
Sandfall Ampersand can mind control one entity. With each usage of an Ampersand ability, the heat rises. This is Sandfall Ampersand only, so no meta copying.
The Timewheel Crystals have an intrinsic control of time, and apply time related status effects. Considering that time's broken, this is quite dangerous, but mainly for Alicia's opposition.



[ITINERARY]
[ALL] SURVIVE
[ALL] Consider focusing down Psi himself, seeing as he can quickly replenish his horde of dogs.
[ALL] Attempt to destroy the Despair Statue before it activates.


[AG] Kill and perhaps not get horribly maimed by Alicia.
[AG] Destroy the Shard.
[AG] SUMMON ENTITIES

[THE BATTLEFIELD]

Weather: Infested Rain (-10% integrity damage per turn to people with pre-damaged integrity, no healing allowed, random amounts of random effects happen.)
Terrain: Shubb-Niggorath's Blessing (All Heals will now minicrit, all Broken-PGs/Neutrals heals crit.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [4 vs 4]

Idlers

[N] Toast/Noah: 3/25 HP, 248,250 Research, Groven Barrier: 200,000 HP, 1 AC, 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40)


[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 3/20 HP.


+1 AC: III, Armour Inversion: IIII, Curse of Armour Removal: IIII.

[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 50% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate.
Demonic Contract (III & III)

[AG] Pricey12345: 17/20 HP, 70% Sanity, Regeneration (1 HP
).
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 24/24 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.

[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 10/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS), 1 AC, 10% Integral Armour.
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Author: 11/20 HP.


[N] FeatheredDragon: 1/20 HP, The Stranger: III, Smokescreen.

[N] JetSet/Flip: 10/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade/Kanon: 20/20 HP.


[PG] engie/Verdana: 10/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.
[PG] Jondanger23: 7/20 HP.
[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 1/23 HP, Evasive (10%), 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 15% Integral Armour, 50% Retribution Damage
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 5,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: [b][b]I
[/b]
[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b]

[A] The Tesseract: "Spread this to all of your friends, enemies, and even your cat." <0>, Attacks using this either [REDACTED x???] or deal damage to an entity's stats.

[A] The Pain: "It's all just a joke.", ???, (Broken!Alicia).
[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Queen: "I've finally found you!", 50% chance to override the entity command of the victim.
[A] The Salvation: "Salvation is at hand, boys and girls."
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Heavily Burnt, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).

[H] Dogs: 12/20 HP, 15/20 HP. Inflict the Envoy's Mark, Sleep of Dog: I.

[AG] Axel of the Force/ForceAxer: 28,500/80,000 HP, 90% Sanity, 25% Critical Chance on Important Entities, Berserks when Codefluff Dies, Gains Attack on Entity Deaths, Spinning Choppa: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b]II[/b], Auto Crit Slash: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Min-Maxist: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]
[AG] Kit: 42,000/70,000 HP, Non-Combat, Immune to Weather, Terrain, and Attacks from Non-Sleeping Targets, Envoy's Mark of Dog: [b]IIIIIIIIII[/b].
[AG] Festus: 5,000/15,000 HP, Immune to Indirect Attacks, Revives Until Kit Dies, Inflicts Drowsy!
[AG] Gabriel: 50,000/60,000 HP, Non-Combat, Immune to Entity Attacks, 150% Retribution Damage to Players, Blossom Forth: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b], Incarcerated: III.

[N] Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x1000).
[N] Treants: 5,000/5,000 HP (x30), Anti-Ground, Tree Shepard: IIIII.
[N] Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x87), Guarding Ace.
[N] The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath: 75,000/75,000 HP, Healer, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Mother's Milk: IIII.

[PG] Lust: 68,000/80,000, Inflicts Poison, Focus (4 Turns), Gluttony Focused: III.
[PG] Recon Robots:
Recon Robot 1: 40,000/40,000 HP, Blast Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP, Immune to Splash, Research Bar: 0% [==========], Brain Scan: II.
Recon Robot 2: 40,000/40,000 HP, Blast Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP, Immune to Splash, Research Bar: 0% [==========], Brain Scan: II.
[PG] [Broken] The Despair Statue: 100,000/100,000 HP, ???: II.
[BOSS] The Shard: 400,000/400,000 HP. Triple-Action. Copying: [The Mirror of Ender, Sandfall Ampersand, Timewheel Crystals]. Natural Specials: Trigger: II, Mass Broadcast: IIIII. Copied Specials: [The World: III, Zodiac Alter: III, God Complex: IIIII]

[GM] Alicia111: 36/50 HP, Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Breakdown: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].
[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 16/20 HP, 3 Barrier Strength, 2 Actions, A Complete and Utter Nightmare: II[b]I[/b], Gottestoter: [b]III[b]I[/b][/b].


The Fortress

[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 23/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]I
I[b]I[/b]
[b]I[/b]
[/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Sight (Armour-Piercing): IN[b]ACTIVE.[/b], Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): [b]ACTIVE!, [/b]Presence (Common Status Immunity): [b][b][b]INACTIVE.[/b][/b][/b]

[N] demonologist/Gale: 14/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.

Spoils of War
(READY - 4/4) - Deck of Spellcards (2), pionoplayer
(READY - 5/5) - Gravitational Core (3), pionoplayer
(READY - 3/3) - Spider Spawner (1), Battlefury
(READY - 3/3) - Healing Tray (1), Battlefury
(RECHARGING - 2/5) - Scythe of Prevention (2), pionoplayer
(READY - 5/5) - Delta Spear (2), The_Topazian
(READY - 5/5) - Luminous Orb (2), pionoplayer
(READY - 5/5) - Soul Targeting Unit (3), The_Topazian
(READY - 5/5) - Incarnate of Hyperdeath (3), Battlefury
(READY - 6/6) - Annoying Dog (3), Battlefury
(RECHARGING - 7/8) - Spectre of the Tainted Kingdom (4), Toast
(READY - 8/8) - Splinter Buster (4), engie
(READY - 5/5) - Reflective Shroud (3), DoctorsHateHer
(READY - 5/5) - Corrupted Light (3), Battlefury
(READY - 6/6) - Sandstone Heart (4), NumberSoup
(READY - 6/6) - Monochrome Twig (4), Bomber57
(READY - 5/5) - The Cursed (5), Toast


Originally posted on 2016-10-02 19:00:00

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questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:26 PM
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Ace reads a bit from the Guide to Godmodding.

The Cultist begins healing Ace.

Y'golonac the Defiler 2/20

Aced 4/20 (+1s from Dogman, Piono and Jon)

Relfectinator (Level 5 6/6)
Guide to Godmodding && Perfectly Optimized Codes

+1 to Piono, Dogman, and Cyan

Originally posted on 2016-10-02 21:40:00

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[big]Alchemies for PaS[/big]

[spoiler=Alchemies]Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level: 0)
A Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level:0)
Outer Statue (Level: 4)
Our King (Level 7)
Perfectly Optimised Code (Level 0)
[/spoiler]

Nyarly and OneofSwords/AceofSwords/Ace
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:26 PM
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Weaver of Fates
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Location: Where ever there is chaos to be created
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Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 1/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies.
Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 1/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target.
19/20 for epic battle companion
19/20 for epic battle fantasies
+1 to revan, cobalt and cyan

1 jet, 2 cobalt, 2 cyan

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost listed by every alchemy)
obsidian chestplate, awakened (cost: 4): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a chance to deflect all absorbed damage back at the attacker.
obsidian helmet, awakened (cost: 4): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a chance to deflect all absorbed damage back at the attacker.
giga gun (awakened) (cost 4). The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get.
uranium's umbrage (awakened) (cost: 4). This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used.
Danger: High Voltage (cost: 3). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Awakened gaia's herald (cost: 4). grants a small temporary defense bonus to the wielder when used.
Awakened Hephaestus's Cleaver (cost: 4). inflicts burned on all attacks
Awakened Triton's Wrath (cost: 4): Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations.
Awakened Aurora's Longshot (cost: 4): Can hit targets in different rooms and areas.
Awakened Demeter's Gift (cost: 4): Creates a small "plantmatter barrier" every time it is used.
Awakened Shiva's Glory (cost: 4): Inflicts an attack debuff on the target of the attack.
Khione's Nails (cost: 3): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Thorns of Zeus (cost: 3): A pair of wands, embellished with brass dragons, capable of launching powerful lightning great distances.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 4 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 7 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 5 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster. Rip supporters: 1 credit, advanced rip supporters: 2 credits apiece. grandaddy rip supporters: 4 credits. demopans: 3 for 1 credit. golden demopans: 1 for 1 credit.
Charge Connector: 5 credits per charge strung together

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
Revan: 40
battlefury: 45
finalbattlestartsnow: 18
pricey: 37
topaz: 56
toast: 13
numbersoup: 60
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 96
Darkside: 24
ire: 15
Alicia: 75
sunnyau: 20
francisco: 4
Cyan: 27
bomber: 12
jondanger: 20
feathered dragon: 2
jetset: 10
quantum: 3
cobaltshade: 9

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-10-03 19:10:00

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Once upon a time there was a story...
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:26 PM
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I smack Kit into a wall made of walls that are made of walls.

Lust attacks a dog, and the two Recon Robots scan Pricey12345.

Great Wall of Walls: 4/20 (+2 from Jetset, +1 from Revan)

+1 to Jetset, +1 to Revan, +1 to Engie

Originally posted on 2016-10-03 20:43:00

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[small]small[/small] [big]big[/big]
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:26 PM
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I go to fire even more explosive bolts at Psi. More than last time. Somehow.

Instead... The Master Crossbow in my hand turns into a Spoon. A very rusty one. I immediately decide to...

"Eh, screw it."

I assault Psi, with the intention of disemboweling him with my rusty Spoon. After possibly dealing him a bruise I attack him with a bunch more rusty Spoons, controlled through the Master Sp00n.

After those shenanigans, the radio fires back up.

Operative, the Leader asked for an emergency code. Can you supply one?

"Yes. Tell the leader it's a code Lambda-Platinum."

What? No way. An Almost-Omnipotent hostile? That's not possible.

"Well. Have you heard of the God-"

Oh dear lord. The Leader can't argue against sending... Yeah. I'll inform him.

"Thank you."

I then casually skim though the pages of the notebook I made last turn, looking for anything I might find objectionable.

Special Attacks:

Reparation of the Narrative: 3/20

Force of the Rebellion: 2/20

+3 to Cyan because I don't know.

Originally posted on 2016-10-04 06:39:00

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They say that there's no rest for the wicked, until they close their eyes for good.

As someone wicked, fundamentally, I disagree. One may always repent. I may have done terrible things in the past. That's why I help this coward now.
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Ace sets up a firewall for the Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath, code comes together creating a shield for them. It is made of some glowing lines of code that wrap around the Cultist like the Mother's Embrace. The code snakes around them covering every bit their exposed body becoming an armor. The Mother loves Ace just as much as the Cultist for providing to her servant. She feels a slight whisper from Shubb-Niggorath's massive presence, causing Ace to pale. The glowing code gleams now it appears to have become super-charged. Shubb-Niggorath is pleased. All life is loved.

Y'golonac the Defiler 3/20

Aced 5/20

Godmodding Runes && Code Theory
Guide to Godmodding && Perfectly Optimized Code

+1 to Piono, Dogman, and Cyan

Originally posted on 2016-10-04 08:00:00

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[big]Alchemies for PaS[/big]

[spoiler=Alchemies]Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech (Level: 0)
A Collection of Eldritch Movies (Level:0)
Outer Statue (Level: 4)
Our King (Level 7)
Perfectly Optimised Code (Level 0)
[/spoiler]

Nyarly and OneofSwords/AceofSwords/Ace
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Razihel buys the Awakened Giga Gun from Eric.
-4 Store Credit!

Ace's reading of the Guide to Godmodding causes server-wide lag. Razihel abuses this by standing in one place and stacking a cloud of bullets from the Giga Gun, aiming at the Shard.

REVSTACK COUNTER: |

When she's done, the bullets start flying, and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming...

...hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play...

The Shard teleports to Shrek's Swamp. Then Shrek applies a laser of pure onion essence directly to the Shard, shreking it, and kicking it out back into the battlefield.

Memes aside, that was a lot of lag. Long story short, the Shard is replaced by bullets.

Nitor && (Cinder Logs && Wood Wand Core) && (Hellstone && Iron Wand Caps) = Wand of Ignis (Level 5) (3/6)
Jetpack && Thaumaturge Robes && Potentia Essentia Jar = Thaumostatic Harness (Level 4) (3/5)


Deathrattle: 6/20 (+1 Revan, +1 Piono)
d(http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/12.png)b: 8/20 (+1 Revan, +3 Sp33d0n)


+1 to CobaltShade, +2 to Piono.

Originally posted on 2016-10-04 10:19:00

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i smash The Shard with a book called "The Guide To Actually Progressing The Game", before using Bill Wurtz's history of status effects to make a video about progressing the game, which i forcefully shove into the code of the Shard.



color+=003-98




Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.
NIL:
8/20 1+ from revan
8/20 1+ from revan
1+ revan
2+ piono

Originally posted on 2016-10-06 20:05:00

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Razihel's out of ideas. Hugmaster, take the action.

Nitor && (Cinder Logs && Wood Wand Core) && (Hellstone && Iron Wand Caps) = Wand of Ignis (Level 5) (4/6)
Jetpack && Thaumaturge Robes && Potentia Essentia Jar = Thaumostatic Harness (Level 4) (4/5)


Deathrattle: 7/20
d(http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/12.png)b: 9/20


+1 to CobaltShade, +2 to Piono.

Originally posted on 2016-10-09 10:55:00

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Reason for no dop: Low amount of posts, and low amount of motivation. This will almost certainly be a partdop, but the update should be finished on Tuesday.


QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1475440842))
Ace reads a bit from the Guide to Godmodding.

The Cultist begins healing Ace.

Y'golonac the Defiler 2/20

Aced 4/20 (+1s from Dogman, Piono and Jon)

Relfectinator (Level 5 6/6)
Guide to Godmodding  && Perfectly Optimized Codes

+1 to Piono, Dogman, and Cyan

Guide to Godmodding && Perfectly Optimized Codes == Ace's Guide to Godmodding (Level 0: 1/1)
Ace's Guide to- wait, what. No. Really. How does this thing even exist? It probably has something to do with that show Nyarly brought up, or something like that.
Reflectionator: Alchemiter upgrade. On usage, shows and creates an item's true nature. Unlike the Awakener, this true nature is usually something somewhat horrific, repeated over, and over, again, to infinty.

As you look at it's pages, something shifts, something that you can see that Redstone wouldn't have been able to seeand that I can see, albeit slightly differently. By slightly, I mean completely differently.

Hello, AceOfSwords. I won't tell you my username, just yet. The Prime version of the godmodder you hold so dear to your heart would hunt me down, and I don't feel like dying today. Yes, Ally-chan, it's me! Broken Alicia, I hope Broken me is one good terms with you.

Since what lies beyond the Fifth Wall can't actually be bothered to right a table of contents, this is like an infodump thing. Turn forward for my personal feelings about the

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1475518236))
Thorns of Zeus <^> Awakener = Awakened Thorns of Zeus 1/6 have a chance to chain an attack between multiple enemies.
Khione's Nails <^> Awakener = Awakened Khione's Nails 1/6 have a chance to inflict Chilled or Frozen on target.
19/20 for epic battle companion
19/20 for epic battle fantasies
+1 to revan, cobalt and cyan

1 jet, 2 cobalt, 2 cyan


QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1475523794))
I smack Kit into a wall made of walls that are made of walls.

Lust attacks a dog, and the two Recon Robots scan Pricey12345.

Great Wall of Walls: 4/20 (+2 from Jetset, +1 from Revan)

+1 to Jetset, +1 to Revan, +1 to Engie

Kit can only be attacked by sleeping entities, but dreams about walls.

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1475559559))
I go to fire even more explosive bolts at Psi. More than last time. Somehow.

Instead... The Master Crossbow in my hand turns into a Spoon. A very rusty one. I immediately decide to...

"Eh, screw it."

I assault Psi, with the intention of disemboweling him with my rusty Spoon. After possibly dealing him a bruise I attack him with a bunch more rusty Spoons, controlled through the Master Sp00n.

After those shenanigans, the radio fires back up.

Operative, the Leader asked for an emergency code. Can you supply one?

"Yes. Tell the leader it's a code Lambda-Platinum."

What? No way. An Almost-Omnipotent hostile? That's not possible.

"Well. Have you heard of the God-"

Oh dear lord. The Leader can't argue against sending... Yeah. I'll inform him.

"Thank you."

I then casually skim though the pages of the notebook I made last turn, looking for anything I might find objectionable.

Special Attacks:

Reparation of the Narrative: 3/20

Force of the Rebellion: 2/20

+3 to Cyan because I don't know.

The Green Sun shines, and Psi somehow takes 3 damage. That was fair.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1475564404))
Ace sets up a firewall for the Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath, code comes together creating a shield for them. It is made of some glowing lines of code that wrap around the Cultist like the Mother's Embrace. The code snakes around them covering every bit their exposed body becoming an armor. The Mother loves Ace just as much as the Cultist for providing to her servant. She feels a slight whisper from Shubb-Niggorath's massive presence, causing Ace to pale. The glowing code gleams now it appears to have become super-charged. Shubb-Niggorath is pleased. All life is loved.

Y'golonac the Defiler 3/20

Aced 5/20

Godmodding Runes && Code Theory
Guide to Godmodding && Perfectly Optimized Code

+1 to Piono, Dogman, and Cyan

The Cultist's heal will be buffed for this turn!

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1475572755))
Razihel buys the Awakened Giga Gun from Eric.
-4 Store Credit!

Ace's reading of the Guide to Godmodding causes server-wide lag. Razihel abuses this by standing in one place and stacking a cloud of bullets from the Giga Gun, aiming at the Shard.

REVSTACK COUNTER: |

When she's done, the bullets start flying, and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming...

...hey now, you're an all star, get your game on, go play...

The Shard teleports to Shrek's Swamp. Then Shrek applies a laser of pure onion essence directly to the Shard, shreking it, and kicking it out back into the battlefield.

Memes aside, that was a lot of lag. Long story short, the Shard is replaced by bullets.

Nitor && (Cinder Logs && Wood Wand Core) && (Hellstone && Iron Wand Caps) = Wand of Ignis (Level 5) (3/6)
Jetpack && Thaumaturge Robes && Potentia Essentia Jar = Thaumostatic Harness (Level 4) (3/5)


Deathrattle: 6/20 (+1 Revan, +1 Piono)
d(http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/12.png)b: 8/20 (+1 Revan, +3 Sp33d0n)


+1 to CobaltShade, +2 to Piono.

The Green Sun shines harder, and the Shard cracks, dealing 22,000 damage!

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1475780710))
i smash The Shard with a book called "The Guide To Actually Progressing The Game", before using Bill Wurtz's history of status effects to make a video about progressing the game, which i forcefully shove into the code of the Shard.



color+=003-98




Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.
NIL:
8/20 1+ from revan
8/20 1+ from revan
1+ revan
2+ piono

The Shard becomes the most prominent thing in the Battlefield, which it already was, and takes 10,000 damage, before time warps around it. Things are likely going to get some what more interesting.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1476006920))
Razihel's out of ideas. Hugmaster, take the action.

Nitor && (Cinder Logs && Wood Wand Core) && (Hellstone && Iron Wand Caps) = Wand of Ignis (Level 5) (4/6)
Jetpack && Thaumaturge Robes && Potentia Essentia Jar = Thaumostatic Harness (Level 4) (4/5)


Deathrattle: 7/20
d(http://b3.ifrm.com/static/emo/12.png)b: 9/20


+1 to CobaltShade, +2 to Piono.


Okay!Actually, no, not okay, Razihel's out of ideas on my end as well! I feel your pain, narrator. I feel it. I do have a charge, but I can't be bothered to use it right now. Cultist, I'm coming for you.

(Thaumium Sword && Essence of Mortuus && USB Drive with Death's Code on it) || Dark Matter Armour == Deathsguard (Level 5: 4/6) (Armour).
Tuba && Essence of Nightmare && Portal to the Happy Cube == Soulcaller (Level 3: 3/6).

Lifecontroller [7/20] [+3 from various Descendants] ====================
What is Will But A Miserable Wreck [10/10] [+6 from various Descendants] [DONE.]
==========




[END OF TURN BATTLE]

Regeners gain 1 HP. The Dogs suddenly realise that they are due to take 19 damage. They do so just as they weak up, the visage of Kit burning into their mind just as they wake up. Axel spins around, before smashing Lust in its face for 30,000 damage. Festus then smashes Lust in the face for 1,500 and drowsy. Kit dreams about dogs, and takes 6,000 damage. Gabriel is trapped.

The Plant Archons and Treants wait for Kanon since I really don't have any idea on entity orders there. The Earth Archons simply guard. The Cultist prays to Shubb-Niggorath, causing Ace to gain 2 HP. Lust then stalks Axel, and then applies bullet hell to him for 15,000 damage. The Recon Robots strike Pricey for 5 damage.

Now, time for the only part of the EoTB that people actually care about! The Shard goes up, taking 20,000 damage due to the power of the Green Sun, before images of the Sandfall, Timewheel, and Chaos's mindscape flash up! The Shard starts off by taking even more memories, and using In Memoriam on Battlefury and Razihel! It channels the Greenfire inside of it, beforetwo beams of radiation slam into both, dealing (4 + 4) and (4 + 3) damage! Armour inversal hurts. It then uses the Enderman's Might on Recon Robot 1! It gains 3 armour, crits next attack with critical research as well, immediately gains 20% Research and begins to blink around. Finally, it uses the powers of the Timewheel! Time begins to revolve around the Shard, before breaking open. An image of the Mirror of Ender shows. It looks like next turn's Mirror of Ender ability will be more interesting.

Alicia gives a +1 to all PGs, before Gabriel and the Cultist feel an impending dread of what's above. Something lurks closer, and closer, before they are both hit by a pair of trees falling from the sky, for 30,000 damage. Psi gives a +1 to Battlefury, before safely removing Battlefury's armour. Alicia deathstares him for that, before 190250105 IDPD vans land on the Treants, accompanied by many, many members of the IDPD, brainwashed into subservience. Timeline shenanigans may be related to that. They die, and become dog.

Finally, an update! I celebrate this fact.



[ITINERARY]
[ALL] SURVIVE
[ALL] Consider focusing down Psi himself, seeing as he can quickly replenish his horde of dogs.
[ALL] Attempt to destroy the Despair Statue before it activates.


[AG] Kill and perhaps not get horribly maimed by Alicia.
[AG] Destroy the Shard.
[AG] SUMMON ENTITIES

[THE BATTLEFIELD]

Weather: Infested Rain (-10% integrity damage per turn to people with pre-damaged integrity, no healing allowed, random amounts of random effects happen.)
Terrain: Shubb-Niggorath's Blessing (All Heals will now minicrit, all Broken-PGs/Neutrals heals crit.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [4 vs 4]

Idlers

[N] Toast/Noah: 3/25 HP, 248,250 Research, Groven Barrier: 200,000 HP, 1 AC, 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40)


[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 3/20 HP.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 10/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS), 1 AC, 10% Integral Armour.


+1 AC: II, Armour Inversion: III, Curse of Armour Removal: III.

[AG] battlefury13: 16/24 HP, 50% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Radiation: II.
Demonic Contract (III & III)

[AG] Pricey12345: 13/20 HP, 70% Sanity, Regeneration (1 HP
).
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 17/24 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance, Radiation: II.

[AG] Sp33d0n/The Author: 11/20 HP.


[N] FeatheredDragon: 1/20 HP, The Stranger: III, Smokescreen.

[N] JetSet/Flip: 10/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade/Kanon: 20/20 HP.


[PG] engie/Verdana: 10/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.
[PG] Jondanger23: 7/20 HP.
[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 4/23 HP, Evasive (10%), 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 15% Integral Armour, 50% Retribution Damage
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 5,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: [b][b]I
[/b]
[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b]

[A] The Pain: "It's all just a joke.", ???, (Broken!Alicia).
[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Queen: "I've finally found you!", 50% chance to override the entity command of the victim.
[A] The Salvation: "Salvation is at hand, boys and girls."
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Heavily Burnt, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).

[H] Dogs: 0/20 HP, 0/20 HP. Inflict the Envoy's Mark, Sleep of Dog: I.
[H] Tredog: 100,000/100,000 HP, Inflicts the Envoy's Mark, Rising Ground: IIII.

[AG] Axel of the Force/ForceAxer: 13,500/80,000 HP, 90% Sanity, 25% Critical Chance on Important Entities, Berserks when Codefluff Dies, Gains Attack on Entity Deaths, Spinning Choppa: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b]I[/b], Auto Crit Slash: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Min-Maxist: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Poison: III.
[AG] Festus: 5,000/15,000 HP, Immune to Indirect Attacks, Revives Until Kit Dies, Inflicts Drowsy!
[AG]
Kit: 36,000/70,000 HP, Non-Combat, Immune to Weather, Terrain, and Attacks from Non-Sleeping Targets, Nightmare: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Lucid: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Envoy's Mark of Dog: [b]II[b]I[/b]IIIIIII[/b].
[AG] Gabriel: 20,000/60,000 HP, Non-Combat, Immune to Entity Attacks, 150% Retribution Damage to Players, Blossom Forth: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b], Incarcerated: II.

[N] Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x1000).
[N] Treants: 0/5,000 HP (x30), Anti-Ground, Tree Shepard: IIIII.
[N] Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x87), Guarding Ace.
[N] The Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath: 45,000/75,000 HP, Healer, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Mother's Milk: IIII.

[PG] Lust: 38,000/80,000, Inflicts Poison, Focus (4 Turns), Drowsy, Axel Focused: I[b]III[/b].
[PG] Recon Robots:
Recon Robot 1: 40,000/40,000 HP, Blast Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP, Immune to Splash, Research Bar: 30% [[b]=[b]=[/b][b]=[/b]=======[/b]], Brain Scan: II, Enderman's Might: I (+3 AC, +Evasion (50%), +Criticals)
Recon Robot 2: 40,000/40,000 HP, Blast Shield: 5,000/5,000 HP, Immune to Splash, Research Bar: 10% [[b][b]=[/b]=========[/b]], Brain Scan: [b]II[/b].
[PG] [Broken] The Despair Statue: 100,000/100,000 HP, ???: I.
[BOSS] The Shard: 348,000/400,000 HP. Triple-Action. Copying: [The Mirror of Ender, Sandfall Ampersand, Timewheel Crystals]. Natural Specials: Trigger: II, Mass Broadcast: IIIII. Copied Specials: [The World: III, Zodiac Alter: III, God Complex: IIIII], Greenfire: III.

[GM] Alicia111: 36/50 HP, Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Breakdown: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].
[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 13/20 HP, 3 Barrier Strength, 2 Actions, A Complete and Utter Nightmare: II[b]I[/b], Gottestoter: [b]III[b]I[/b][/b].


The Fortress

[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 23/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]I
I[b]I[/b]
[b]I[/b]
[/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Sight (Armour-Piercing): IN[b]ACTIVE.[/b], Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): [b]ACTIVE!, [/b]Presence (Common Status Immunity): [b][b][b]INACTIVE.[/b][/b][/b]

[N] demonologist/Gale: 14/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.

Spoils of War
(READY - 4/4) - Deck of Spellcards (2), pionoplayer
(READY - 5/5) - Gravitational Core (3), pionoplayer
(READY - 3/3) - Spider Spawner (1), Battlefury
(READY - 3/3) - Healing Tray (1), Battlefury
(RECHARGING - 3/5) - Scythe of Prevention (2), pionoplayer
(READY - 5/5) - Delta Spear (2), The_Topazian
(READY - 5/5) - Luminous Orb (2), pionoplayer
(READY - 5/5) - Soul Targeting Unit (3), The_Topazian
(READY - 5/5) - Incarnate of Hyperdeath (3), Battlefury
(READY - 6/6) - Annoying Dog (3), Battlefury
(READY - 8/8) - Spectre of the Tainted Kingdom (4), Toast
(READY - 8/8) - Splinter Buster (4), engie
(READY - 5/5) - Reflective Shroud (3), DoctorsHateHer
(READY - 5/5) - Corrupted Light (3), Battlefury
(READY - 6/6) - Sandstone Heart (4), NumberSoup
(READY - 6/6) - Monochrome Twig (4), Bomber57
(READY - 5/5) - The Cursed (5), Toast


Originally posted on 2016-10-10 20:09:00

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per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
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