-1 DAY REMAINING.
Not enough posts with actual actions, can't dop yet.
UPDATE: Enough posts to do a small dop, not enough time to dop. I'll dop on Monday barring massive amounts of homework shenanigans.
UPDATEUPDATE: There were small amounts of homework shenanigans, I'm currently trying to get through homework that's completely uninteresting, and I'm trying to organise the join to DTG: SB and find actual actions. This amount of days is getting annoying, and you should expect the dop to finish on Wednesday. +3 to all charges barring PGs and Battlefury, who get +1.

Originally posted on 2016-09-17 22:32:00

Nyarly shields himself by causing any attackers to suddenly become apathetic. Why even bother with attacking him? He'll just come back again anyway, it simply doesn't matter. Nothing really matters... Nyarly grins unopposed and unattacked by his enemies, free from them and any others. He simply just has to use some abilities to do so and it is done. Isn't it just wonderful?
Flesh and Bone 11/20
Attract Mode 6/20(+2 Dogman, +1 Piono and Toast)

Saurite && The Gentlemanly Scimitar
Saurite && The Alchemiter


+1 to Dogman, Toast and Piono

Originally posted on 2016-09-17 23:31:00

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1474062898))

Nyarly chuckles for a bit. You guys realize that Battlefury was merely asking Broken!Alicia to not interfere with the Pro-Psis. OneofSwords: WHAT! Why didn't you tell me? Because this was quite funny. OneofSwords: Ohmyfuckinggod. Yo our Alicia. Can we begin my ascension? Flesh and Bone 10/20 (+1 to Piono, Dogman, and Toast) Attract Mode 1/20 Saurite && The Gentlemanly Scimitar Code Theory (Level 5) +1 to Toast, Dogman and Piono

[b][b][Broken] **Divinity Alicia111: Yes, we can.[/b][/b]
Alicia hijacks and teleports the bong to her, before dog energy flows out of it and disappears. She then throws it back to you. You know what to do.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1474064525))

level 5 lightning wands: Thorns of Zeus 1/6 7/15 for Chaos Control. Attack 7/15 for CT. Terrain Modifier +1 to revan, bfury and pricey Eric blinks and nods. "Oh, the thing with Verdana. Okay." He shakes his head. "... Should we worried about what's going on on the battlefield?" The words appear in the air... No. Well, yes, technically, it should be worrying, but no, it isn't something that should worry you two in particular.

Demonologist nods.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1474064736))

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10) i swap out the engine of a villager copper with a petting dog. the pilots proceed to pet the dog so hard it breaks the helecopter 4/20 4/20 1+ to revan 1+ to toast 1+ to piono

A villager copter goes pew.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1474068011))

I throw bath salts in the Villager Horde's face. Gluttony uses Consume on the two Villager Copters. Pride: 20/20 (+2 from Alicia) Lust: 20/20 (+2 from Alicia) These two idiots appear. Pride HP: 90,000 Attacks: Victory Screech: 20,000 damage. Crits for a turn after Pride kills an enemy. The Tower: 10,000 damage to six enemies. Takes 3 turns to charge up. Passives: Too Prideful to Live: All entities that heal Pride if he is over 20,000 health take damage in return. Second Wind: Pride gets a double action if he is below 20,000 health. Lust HP: 80,000 Attack: 20,000. Attacks inflict poison. Passives: Attraction: If Lust attacks an entity, then she cannot attack any other entity for four turns. Poisonous Character: Lust mini-crits on poisoned enemies. I then start new charges. Recon Robot #1: 2/10 (+1 from Piono) Recon Robot #2: 1/10 +1 to Piono, +1 to Jetset, +1 to Engie

The Villager Horde blinks before soap and rain appear from a wormhole, somehow cleansing them of a grand total of 0 status effects. Pride and Lust summoned with Lust having reduced attack.

QUOTE (QuantumThingue @ (time=1474072806))

* ( Alquemisation UCSGG™ 5/7) * Dr.T Charges 4/4 * Dr.T uses the legendary Joestar family technique. Dr.T's FINAL MOVE!

You run to somewhere.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1474090751))

/null can regular Razihel still keep Hugmaster!Razihel's alchemies and charges after he dies Razihel watches the mostly idle Descendants, and idles himself. (Thaumium Sword && Essence of Mortuus && USB Drive with Death's Code on it) || Dark Matter Armour == Deathsguard (Level 5: 2/6) (Armour). Tuba && Essence of Nightmare && Portal to the Happy Cube == Soulcaller (Level 5: 2/6). Lifecontroller [2/20] ==================== What is Will But A Miserable Wreck [2/10] ==========

Yes, but using them won't be good for mental health.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1474116173))

+1 to Revan, +1 to battlefury, +1 to cyan AGs get Kit & Festus, Cobalt gets the archons (if he joins, otherwise revan does), and the PGs get Gabriel. "Enjoy." :olliesouty:

You return to the Idlers list. As noted in a modification on Discord, the AGs get Gabriel.

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1474119004))

A vocal synthesizer girl walks in on the battle. Those familiar with the more obscure Vocaloids identify her as Kanon (V3). "Okay, so I have no idea what just happened or what even IS happening." "Let's find out, then! I'll be neutral for now." Kanon opens her inventory, alchemizing the following: Remington RM380 Pistol && 635nm Laser Pointer && KM2000 Combat Knife && Lighter = ??? (1/?) Heckler & Koch HK416 Carbine && Remington MSR Sniper Rifle = ??? (1/?) While she does this, she starts a charge. Mastery of the Ten: 1/20 An Entity: 1/20 And uh... +3 to Piono. "Hey, what are you doing?!" Nothing.

Remington RM380 Pistol && 635nm Laser Pointer && KM2000 Combat Knife && Lighter = The Survivalist (Level 4: 1/5)
Heckler & Koch HK416 Carbine && Remington MSR Sniper Rifle = Heckler & Remington MSR416 (Level 3: 1/4)
Welcome, Cobalt, after too long of a wait. The relevant godmodders talk about dogs, anti-godmodder n00bs and timeline shenanigans.

QUOTE (Sp33d0n @ (time=1474120819))

I don't remember if I've joined yet. Let's safely assume no. Uh, this is going to be awkward. I walk onto the field from a portal. I make an offhand remark about a man called Hunter forcing me to show up on the field. Like this: "Damn it, Hunter. I wouldn't be here unless you made me show up. I don't even know how you made me show up." I'm wearing a black trench coat, pants and hat, along with black shoes, black sunglasses and a black scarf covering my mouth. Lot's of black in no attempt to be edgy, but because that's all I have in my wardrobe. I'm holding a medium sized cobalt notebook and a quill. I write a quick something and a black crossbow appears in the air above my hands. Which I catch. I turn to Alicia and compel her to do something, before turning to Psi and firing five bolts at once, all of which locking onto Psi and exploding. Twice. "Yes, yes. Cometh at me. I've got lots of things I'm supposed to be writing and can't leave until all of the bad guys are stopped moving." The Author has entered the field. Special Attacks: Reparation Of The Narrative: 0/20 "I have no idea what this is even going to do yet."

You have already joined, but oh well. The Alicias x 2 do nothing to spite you, before Psi eats all of the bolts, which turn out to be crossbow bolts made out of flying cheesecakes. Twice.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1474123911))

Ok I'll put a proper post in later but it's 3am so to hell with doing that right now

octothorpeonehundredandeleven

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1474136009))

level 5 lightning wands: Thorns of Zeus 2/6 14/15 for Chaos Control. Attack 13/15 for CT. Terrain Modifier +1 to bfury, jondanger and cobalt In response to cobalt: Currently? Waiting.

octothorpecharaisinnocent

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1474140374))

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10) i proceed to make the crossbow bolts hunter fired promptly turn around and hit him in the eyes, nose, and ears, before dunking him in sanity oil (warning: causes cancer in the state of California). i then draw a circle around him i call the "state of California". he falls over seconds later, in agony from every cancer to exist. 5/20 5/20 1+ revan 2+ piono

Psi already ate them, but the flying cheesecake crossbolts come back up and slam into Hunter for 4 damage, before you expose him to cancer.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1474151492))

Pesterlog with unforseenCollapse AA: Well, that depends my dear friend on this question: Do you like parties? Nyarly shields himself by causing any attackers to suddenly become apathetic. Why even bother with attacking him? He'll just come back again anyway, it simply doesn't matter. Nothing really matters... Nyarly grins unopposed and unattacked by his enemies, free from them and any others. He simply just has to use some abilities to do so and it is done. Isn't it just wonderful? Flesh and Bone 11/20 Attract Mode 6/20(+2 Dogman, +1 Piono and Toast) Saurite && The Gentlemanly Scimitar Saurite && The Alchemiter +1 to Dogman,  Toast and Piono

You shield yourself.


Saurite && The Gentlemanly Scimitar == Gentleman's Eyes (Level 15: 1/16)
Saurite && The Alchemiter == Reflectionator (Level 5: 1/6)

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[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Dopping after so long feels so so good.All regeners gain 1 HP. If an AGy wants to assume direct control over Kit + Festus and Gabriel, they can, though people with less entities will be considered first, as will people who aren't Battlefury and Hugmaster.

The Dogs roar at Gluttony, and it rapidly shifts, becoming something similar but different. Psi replaces the Envoy's Mark with his Mark with a split second, and Gluttony becomes the Dog of Gluttony, all Isaac being purified and replaced with pure Sin. It's slightly different from Gluttony, and has a new charge named Consumer.

Axel uses Auto Crit Slash despite the fact that he's tired. The dust from his fallen comrades surrounds him, before he slams into the Whale for 30,000 Drowsied damage. He falls over, asleep. Festus attacks the 1 HP Dog, causing it to fall asleep. It then falls into a dreamworld, and horribly dies. Somehow. Gabriel looks pretty. The Villager Horde guard the Author. The Plant Archons return the Whale to the ether, and the Worms and Archons guard an ascending god. Pride roars at Festus, obiliterating it, before bathing itself in the carnage and critting, and Lust slams into the Dog of Gluttony, dealing 10,000 damage and Poison before immediately falling in love with it.

Alicia gives a +2 to all PGs, before taking out an axe. She's still waiting for an excuse to summon a boss, you know. The axe transforms into an explosive, and the Infested Rain turns to explosives, enhanced by Godmodding energy. She then applies its effects. The Lance of Sea breaks down, dealing 4 damage to Nyarly in the process and causing Ace to feel some rage, increasing it by 3. Battlefury is crushed under one, and his respawns are messed with slightly, causing his sanity recovery to be lower. 20 Treants die, the Villagercopter and 20,000 Villagers die, and Axel to take 10% Sanity damage and influence from a number of Pokemon related dimensions to take him.

Broken!Alicia +1s Nyarly and Ace, and prepares to take her leave, but waits for the ascension. The Despair Statue, whatever it is, and likely Ace, will be acting in her stead. Psi +1s Battlefury, fully heals Bill Wurtz before heavily buffing its status effect abilities, and knocks the remaining dogs asleep. It's a good sleep, I'm telling you.

I keep giving you turns not to get gorilla'd, and celebrate the death timer, which was actually a count down to my birthday, by giving you one more turn. They're getting back to the gorillaing you, I'm telling you all.

---

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] SURVIVE
[ALL] Consider focusing down Psi himself, seeing as he can quickly replenish his horde of dogs.

[AG] Kill and perhaps not get horribly maimed by Alicia.
[AG] SUMMON ENTITIES.

[THE BATTLEFIELD]
Weather: Infested Rain (-10% integrity damage per turn to people with pre-damaged integrity, no healing allowed, random amounts of random effects happen.)
Terrain: Crater (Nothing.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [5 vs 3]

Idlers

[N] Toast/Noah: 3/25 HP, 248,250 Research, Groven Barrier: 200,000 HP, 1 AC, 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40)

[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 3/20 HP.[/color][/color]
[AG] battlefury13: 0/24 HP, 50% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate.
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Pricey12345: 17/20 HP, 70% Sanity, Regeneration (1 HP).
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 24/24 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 10/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS), 1 AC, 10% Integral Armour.
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Author: 11/20 HP.

[N] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 19/23 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (10%), 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 15% Integral Armour, 50% Retribution Damage
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 5,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b]
[N] FeatheredDragon: 1/20 HP, The Stranger: III, Smokescreen.
[N] JetSet/Flip: 5/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade/Kanon: 20/20 HP.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 10/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.
[PG] Jondanger23: 7/20 HP.

[A] The Tesseract: "Spread this to all of your friends, enemies, and even your cat." <0>, Attacks using this either [REDACTED x???] or deal damage to an entity's stats.
[A] The Pain: "It's all just a joke.", ???, (Broken!Alicia).
[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Queen: "I've finally found you!", 50% chance to override the entity command of the victim.
[A] The Salvation: "Salvation is at hand, boys and girls."
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Heavily Burnt, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Sword of Flame: Nearly Broken, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster').
[A] Lance of the Seas: Destroyed, +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).

[H] Dogs: 0/20 HP, 10/20 HP, 18/20 HP. Inflict the Envoy's Mark, Sleep of Dog: III.
[H] The Dog of Gluttony: 70,000/80,000 HP, Consumes Entities Under 30,000 HP, Health-Based Damage Reduction (12%), Dogsbrim: II, Consumer: IIII, Poisoned: III.

[AG] Axel of the Force/ForceAxer: 58,500/80,000 HP, 90% Sanity, 25% Critical Chance on Important Entities, Berserks when Codefluff Dies, Gains Attack on Entity Deaths, Spinning Choppa: [b]III[/b], Auto Crit Slash: [b][b]III[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Min-Maxist: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Sleep: I, Dark Void: I.
[AG] Villager Horde: 1/1 HP (x20,000), Villagecopters: 0/10,000 HP (x2), Guarding the Author.
[AG] Kit: 70,000/70,000 HP, Non-Combat, Immune to Weather, Terrain, and Attacks from Non-Sleeping Targets.
[AG] Festus: 0/15,000 HP, Immune to Indirect Attacks, Revives Until Kit Dies, Inflicts Drowsy!
[AG] Gabriel: 60,000/60,000 HP, Non-Combat, Immune to Entity Attacks, 150% Retribution Damage to Players, Blossom Forth: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b].

[N] Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x1000).
[N] Treants: 5,000/5,000 HP (x30), Anti-Ground, Tree Shepard: IIIII.
[N] Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x29), Guarding Ace, Burrow: IIII.
[N] Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x87), Guarding Ace.

[PG] Gluttony: 0/80,000 HP, 92% Sanity, 50% Damage Reduction, Can't Be Healed, Envoy's Mark of Dog: I[b]IIIIIIIII[/b], Brimstone: I[b]I[/b], Despair: I.
[PG] Whale: 0/40,000 HP, Inflicts Depression.
[PG] Pride: 90,000/90,000 HP, Double-Action under 20,000 HP, Retribution Damage to Entities that Heal Pride when under 20,000 HP, Crits on a Kill, The Tower: III.
[PG] Lust: 80,000/80,000, Inflicts Poison, Focus (4 Turns), Gluttony Focused: IIII.
[PG] [Broken] The Despair Statue: 100,000/100,000 HP, [REDACTED].

[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP, Armourslayer: [b]II[b]I[/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Breakdown: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].
[GM] [Broken] Alicia111: 41/50 HP.
[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 16/20 HP, 3 Barrier Strength, 2 Actions, A Complete and Utter Nightmare: II[b]I[/b], Gottestoter: [b]III[b]I[/b][/b].

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The Fortress

[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 23/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Sight (Armour-Piercing): IN[b]ACTIVE.[/b], Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): [b]ACTIVE!, [/b]Presence (Common Status Immunity): [b][b][b]INACTIVE.[/b][/b][/b]

[N] demonologist/Gale: 14/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.



Originally posted on 2016-09-21 20:09:00

level 5 lightning wands: Thorns of Zeus 3/6
15/15 for Chaos Control. Attack
15/15 for CT. Terrain Modifier
1/20 for epic battle companion
1/20 for epic battle fantasies
+1 to battlefury, revan and QT

Two more charges unleash upon the field!
15/15 expended for Chaos Control!
Somewhere in Nevada... in the chaos control center...
Blah blah blah, I'm too tired to flavor text.
Long story short, there is a giant lazor in space.
It blarghs. Target enemies of the AGs, if any of the AGs select the targets for heavy damage, that's the target, otherwise I'll let consumer choose whether it's the PGs or others.

On the other side...
15/15 expended for CT
What does CT stand for?
Cluster Truck.
A massive swarm of semi trucks charges across the field. Now for 3 rounds all non flying (or otherwise immune) entities have to choose between taking damage due to touching the ground and getting run over by semis or having their attack power reduced to due spending time jumping from semi truck to semi truck. PGs are of course immune to (or at the very least, less affected by) this.



Originally posted on 2016-09-21 21:48:00

Flip keeps healing. That is all.

+1 to the Boutique!

+3 to the first person to acknowledge this post.

((I'm really sorry, college has started and my schedule's still in arrangement.))

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 00:04:00

Nyarlathotep examines the Bong giving it a look over, you can see he's searching for anything not good. He tosses it to Ace, who somehow manages to catch it. She doesn't know what to do. She tries inhaling the Godmodding vapors.


Flesh and Bone 15/20(+3 to Both)
Attract Mode 10/20(+1 from Piono and B!Alicia)

Relfectinator (Level 5 2/6)
+1 to Dogman, Piono and Toasty

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 00:41:00

Remington RM380 Pistol && 635nm Laser Pointer && KM2000 Combat Knife && Lighter = The Survivalist (Level 4: 2/5)
Heckler & Koch HK416 Carbine && Remington MSR Sniper Rifle = Heckler & Remington MSR416 (Level 3: 2/4)
Mastery of the Ten: 3/20 (+1 from Piono)
An Entity: 2/20

Kanon directs the Archons to attack the PG with the most health left.

+3 to Piono again.

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 10:30:00

hugmaster you know how to parkour right

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 13:12:00

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1474546366))

hugmaster you know how to parkour right

Hugmaster knows how to parkour, yes, and you've given them an idea. Also, the dop's done. Hopefully, there's a [REDACTED]Quest session and a dop tomorrow. The side characters in it will be relevant soon.

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 21:14:00

I pull out a playing card, and burn it up. This summons the Mecha Midnight Crew.

First up is Mecha Clubs Deuce. He pulls out a rocket launcher and rocket jumps up onto a crane. He carefully attaches a cluster of various explosives onto the crane, and cuts the crane wire. The explosives all land on Dog!Gluttony. He then pulls out a nuke launcher, fires three rather inaccurate nukes up into the air. The first nuke slams into Dog!Gluttony, the second one flies off into the sunset, and the third one slams into the crane. It falls down onto Dog!Gluttony. Mecha Clubs Deuce does a little jig and disappears.

Next up is Mecha Hearts Boxcars. He pulls out a minigun, and uses the recoil of it to propel him into Dog!Gluttony. He then takes a bite out of Dog!Gluttony, and spits it out, blends it with coconut water and sewer water, and force-feeds the drink to Dog!Gluttony. He then pulls out an explosive bathtub, and drops a metric ton of bricks onto it. Mecha Hearts Boxcars disappears.

Next up is Mecha Diamonds Droog. He's tired of all these shenanigans, and leaves. In an unrelated incident, a miniature sun falls on Dog!Gluttony.

Finally, Mecha Spades Slick appears. He does a generic attack on Dog!Gluttony because I'm too lazy to type out his attack.

Lust keeps attacking Dog!Gluttony, and Pride attacks Irecreeper.

Recon Robot #1: 5/10 (+2 from Alicia)

Recon Robot #2: 5/10 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

+1 to Piono, +1 to Engie, +1 to JetSet

Originally posted on 2016-09-22 21:36:00

level 5 lightning wands: Thorns of Zeus 4/6
5/20 for epic battle companion
4/20 for epic battle fantasies
+1 to revan, cobalt and jon



Originally posted on 2016-09-23 04:23:00

Ace is healed by the dank kush energies. She's a bit... Well, see for yourself.

(Voice)OneofSwords: Hey, Nyarly- Nyarlyman. Nyarly? Yah ever wonder about the stars and shit? I mean they're just balls of burning gases but like Astrologists claim they can do things like tell the future, I dunno, seems pretty cool. Its like the Reptilian who's the Prime Minister, seems like it could be true but it just... what was I talking about again?

The price of healing and becoming a godmodder with a bong folks.

Flesh and Bone 17/20
Attract Mode 11/20(+1 from Piono)

Relfectinator (Level 5 3/6)
+1 to Dogman, Piono and Cyan

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 12:32:00

Too little actions, no dop.

Originally posted on 2016-09-23 23:35:00

Razihel's sides go into orbit.

Originally posted on 2016-09-24 04:19:00

Again, Flip keeps healing.

+2 for the Boutique, with +1 coming from Jondanger!

+3 to Jondanger, in that case!

Originally posted on 2016-09-24 12:44:00

Remington RM380 Pistol && 635nm Laser Pointer && KM2000 Combat Knife && Lighter = The Survivalist (Level 4: 3/5)
Heckler & Koch HK416 Carbine && Remington MSR Sniper Rifle = Heckler & Remington MSR416 (Level 3: 3/4)
Mastery of the Ten: 5/20 (+1 from Piono)
An Entity: 2/20

+2 to Piono, +1 to Cyanogynist


Kanon manifests a giant polonium-plutonium-ununoctium alloy anvil that falls on top of Lust.

Originally posted on 2016-09-24 13:24:00

I can't believe ZetaBoards was freaking dead when I wanted to dop.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1474490924))

level 5 lightning wands: Thorns of Zeus 3/6 15/15 for Chaos Control. Attack 15/15 for CT. Terrain Modifier 1/20 for epic battle companion 1/20 for epic battle fantasies +1 to battlefury, revan and QT Two more charges unleash upon the field! 15/15 expended for Chaos Control! Somewhere in Nevada... in the chaos control center... Blah blah blah, I'm too tired to flavor text. Long story short, there is a giant lazor in space. It blarghs. Target enemies of the AGs, if any of the AGs select the targets for heavy damage, that's the target, otherwise I'll let consumer choose whether it's the PGs or others. On the other side... 15/15 expended for CT What does CT stand for? Cluster Truck. A massive swarm of semi trucks charges across the field. Now for 3 rounds all non flying (or otherwise immune) entities have to choose between taking damage due to touching the ground and getting run over by semis or having their attack power reduced to due spending time jumping from semi truck to semi truck. PGs are of course immune to (or at the very least, less affected by) this.

Pride is introduced to a laser applied directly to his face! Terrain changed to Cluster Truck.

QUOTE (JetSet @ (time=1474499055))

Flip keeps healing. That is all. +1 to the Boutique! +3 to the first person to acknowledge this post. ((I'm really sorry, college has started and my schedule's still in arrangement.))

You heal for 3 HP. Don't worry, you haven't missed many dops since my schedule's suffered a lot.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1474501278))

Nyarlathotep examines the Bong giving it a look over, you can see he's searching for anything not good. He tosses it to Ace, who somehow manages to catch it.  She doesn't know what to do. She tries inhaling the Godmodding vapors. Flesh and Bone 15/20(+3 to Both) Attract Mode 10/20(+1 from Piono and B!Alicia) Relfectinator (Level 5 2/6) +1 to Dogman, Piono and Toasty

You inhale a load of godmodding energy into your body, causing your body to start feeling a massive burning sensation. Godmodding energy isn't safe to inhale, you know. Broken Alicia stands there, somewhat smug, as you continue to smoke the bong of godmodding. Your mind goes cloudly, before your being begins to change somewhat, and something binds you much harder to reality than you should be.

Ace is now an Alpha Godmodder. On one HP right now but whatever. Reality then catches up to Nyarly's usage of the Siphon, and deathstares him.

Ace has gained 5 AC in addition to the 1 natural AC she has and her armour, Anti-Godmodding Armour being disabled due to it somehow being in conflict with her nature. She can't use more armour for a decent while due to already being quite a distance over the cap and let's just say that things may or may not want her dead.

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1474536625))

Remington RM380 Pistol && 635nm Laser Pointer && KM2000 Combat Knife && Lighter = The Survivalist (Level 4: 2/5) Heckler & Koch HK416 Carbine && Remington MSR Sniper Rifle = Heckler & Remington MSR416 (Level 3: 2/4) Mastery of the Ten: 3/20 (+1 from Piono) An Entity: 2/20 Kanon directs the Archons to attack the PG with the most health left. +3 to Piono again.

The Archons will do as you say.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1474546366))

hugmaster you know how to parkour right Yes, I do know how to parkour, Cyanogynist. I think of attack ideas, before the Skybreaker breaks the sky. Yeah, amazing stuff, I know. The world falls, before the Sword of Flame shatters and the Purple Worms start to burn, causing them to scream. They devour at each other in a fit of desperation and slowly, but surely, rip each other to shreds. Writing creative attacks is hard. (Thaumium Sword && Essence of Mortuus && USB Drive with Death's Code on it) || Dark Matter Armour == Deathsguard (Level 5: 3/6) (Armour). Tuba && Essence of Nightmare && Portal to the Happy Cube == Soulcaller (Level 3: 2/6). Lifecontroller [3/20] ==================== What is Will But A Miserable Wreck [3/10] ==========

5 Purple Worms die.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1474576573))

I pull out a playing card, and burn it up. This summons the Mecha Midnight Crew. First up is Mecha Clubs Deuce. He pulls out a rocket launcher and rocket jumps up onto a crane. He carefully attaches a cluster of various explosives onto the crane, and cuts the crane wire. The explosives all land on Dog!Gluttony. He then pulls out a nuke launcher, fires three rather inaccurate nukes up into the air. The first nuke slams into Dog!Gluttony, the second one flies off into the sunset, and the third one slams into the crane. It falls down onto Dog!Gluttony. Mecha Clubs Deuce does a little jig and disappears. Next up is Mecha Hearts Boxcars. He pulls out a minigun, and uses the recoil of it to propel him into Dog!Gluttony. He then takes a bite out of Dog!Gluttony, and spits it out, blends it with coconut water and sewer water, and force-feeds the drink to Dog!Gluttony. He then pulls out an explosive bathtub, and drops a metric ton of bricks onto it. Mecha Hearts Boxcars disappears. Next up is Mecha Diamonds Droog. He's tired of all these shenanigans, and leaves. In an unrelated incident, a miniature sun falls on Dog!Gluttony. Finally, Mecha Spades Slick appears. He does a generic attack on Dog!Gluttony because I'm too lazy to type out his attack. Lust keeps attacking Dog!Gluttony, and Pride attacks Irecreeper. Recon Robot #1: 5/10 (+2 from Alicia) Recon Robot #2: 5/10 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) +1 to Piono, +1 to Engie, +1 to JetSet

Dog!Gluttony takes 19,360 damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1474601007))

level 5 lightning wands: Thorns of Zeus 4/6 5/20 for epic battle companion 4/20 for epic battle fantasies +1 to revan, cobalt and jon

octothorpethereoncewasafamily

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1474630356))

Ace is healed by the dank kush energies. She's a bit... Well, see for yourself. (Voice)OneofSwords: Hey, Nyarly- Nyarlyman. Nyarly? Yah ever wonder about the stars and shit? I mean they're just balls of burning gases but like Astrologists claim they can do things like tell the future, I dunno, seems pretty cool.  Its like the Reptilian who's the Prime Minister, seems like it could be true but it just... what was I talking about again? The price of healing and becoming a godmodder with a bong folks. Flesh and Bone 17/20 Attract Mode 11/20(+1 from Piono) Relfectinator (Level 5 3/6) +1 to Dogman, Piono and Cyan

You notice that your healing just, doesn't work on yourself. Healing going towards you is reduced to 1/6th effectiveness until reaching the red, where it's only reduced to 1/2 effectiveness.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1474687166))

Razihel's sides go into orbit.

octothorpeanapparentlyperfectlynormalfamilyatthat

Oh, uh, Hugmaster can't post twice yet. Yay.

QUOTE (JetSet @ (time=1474717446))

Again, Flip keeps healing. +2 for the Boutique, with +1 coming from Jondanger! +3 to Jondanger, in that case!

You heal for 2 HP.

QUOTE (CobaltShade @ (time=1474719881))

Remington RM380 Pistol && 635nm Laser Pointer && KM2000 Combat Knife && Lighter = The Survivalist (Level 4: 3/5) Heckler & Koch HK416 Carbine && Remington MSR Sniper Rifle = Heckler & Remington MSR416 (Level 3: 3/4) Mastery of the Ten: 5/20 (+1 from Piono) An Entity: 2/20 +2 to Piono, +1 to Cyanogynist Kanon manifests a giant polonium-plutonium-ununoctium alloy anvil that falls on top of Lust.

Lust takes 12,000 damage.

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[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners lose 100 HP and- what, that never happened? Fine, they gain 1 HP. Broken Alicia snaps her fingers, hopefully knocking Ace to her senses, before Ace feels a bad sense to what's going to come for her. Something's happening this turn, and it's not going to be good for her. The various curses applied to Battlefury melt off.

The Dogs are sleeping and happy. Great. Kit is happy in her dreamworld. Great. The Dogs are now unhappy because they want Kit's face. Less great. In her dream, they claw at Kit, dealing 20,000 damage, before a Mark's left on her mind, enhanced by the Dog-based Sleep. Kit now has 2 stacks of the Envoy's Dog. The Dog of Gluttony's face opens wide, before the Villager Horde are swallowed whole. It starts to become larger, and larger, gaining and immediately losing 10,000 HP due to poison.

Axel is sleeping, and notices the Dogs in the mindscape, before attempting to slam into one. He abruptly stops, before taking 20,000 damage and blinking out of the dimension. Kit takes 8,000 damage, before Festus returns. Gabriel does its usual job as being pretty. The Plant Archons and Treants decide that Pride isn't worthy of being a thing, and murderates it to the point where a tree grows over its corpse. Ace tells her Archons and Beasts to jump, as stated on Discord. They do so. This accomplishes something, namely not getting run over by the Trucks that everybody just remembered existed. All non-PG entities take 10,000 damage. Kit declares immunity due to her dreamer status.

Lust smashes into the Dog of Gluttony in a fit of pure desire, dealing 11,000 damage. The Health-Based Damage Reduction continues to be a thing. Alicia prepares to start her turn, before Broken!Alicia sticks her hand out, and stops her.

[Broken] **Divinity Alicia111: Ace, I'm going now. I don't really think there's much more to support me here.
[Broken] **Divinity Alicia111: I don't have orders for you right now, and anything that I need to do right now can be done with the Despair Statue.
[b][Broken] **Divinity Alicia111: Speaking about that, actually, yeah, I do have orders.
[/b][b][Broken] **Divinity Alicia111: Defend the statue, please.[/b]

Revan is now officially marked as PG-Broken, even if he's pretty much Neutral due to the absence of Broken!Alicia. This currently counts as Neutral, and it's more for RP and true alignment tracking purposes.

Alicia +2s all actual PGs and looks at the newly ascended Alpha, before being annoyed at herself. An eye appears on a Purple Worm, before Alicia disappears. It stares at Battlefury, before he burns, and lays out flat on the floor, red. Psi is somewhat annoyed. The Purple Worms glare, before Alicia decides to take direct control of them, and their eyes fire, godmodder armour piercing kicking in, and annihilating the Dog of Gluttony. Psi is really annoyed. The Purple Worms then explode in his face. Psi is not annoyed.

The Shade of Psi +1s Battlefury, before casually Incarcerating Gabriel and healing the first Dog for 8 HP, thinking to himself about something.

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[ITINERARY]
[ALL] SURVIVE
[ALL] Consider focusing down Psi himself, seeing as he can quickly replenish his horde of dogs.
[ALL] Attempt to destroy the Despair Statue before it activates.

[AG] Kill and perhaps not get horribly maimed by Alicia.
[AG] SUMMON ENTITIES.

[THE BATTLEFIELD]
Weather: Infested Rain (-10% integrity damage per turn to people with pre-damaged integrity, no healing allowed, random amounts of random effects happen.)
Terrain: Cluster Truck (Non-PGs either have halved attack power or take moderate damage from getting smashed in the face.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [4 vs 2]

Idlers

[N] Toast/Noah: 3/25 HP, 248,250 Research, Groven Barrier: 200,000 HP, 1 AC, 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40)

[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 3/20 HP.[/color]
[AG] battlefury13: 0/24 HP, 50% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate.
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Pricey12345: 17/20 HP, 70% Sanity, Regeneration (1 HP).
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 24/24 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15% * 2), 30% Critical Chance.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 10/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS), 1 AC, 10% Integral Armour.
[AG] Sp33d0n/The Author: 11/20 HP.

[N] FeatheredDragon: 1/20 HP, The Stranger: III, Smokescreen.
[N] JetSet/Flip: 8/20 HP.
[N] CobaltShade/Kanon: 20/20 HP.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 10/25 HP, 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.
[PG] Jondanger23: 7/20 HP.
[PG-α] [Broken] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 1/23 HP, Evasive (10%), 7 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 15% Integral Armour, 50% Retribution Damage
10 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 5,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b]


[A] The Tesseract: "Spread this to all of your friends, enemies, and even your cat." <0>, Attacks using this either [REDACTED x???] or deal damage to an entity's stats.
[A] The Pain: "It's all just a joke.", ???, (Broken!Alicia).
[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] The Queen: "I've finally found you!", 50% chance to override the entity command of the victim.
[A] The Salvation: "Salvation is at hand, boys and girls."
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster')
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", Corrupts parts of the Battlefield, (Alicia).
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Heavily Burnt, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Sword of Flame: Destroyed, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel + 'Hugmaster').
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Starstruck, Ultra Wurtz'd, and a random, high intensity, DoT effect (Battlefury).

[H] Dogs: 15/20 HP, 15/20 HP. Inflict the Envoy's Mark, Sleep of Dog: III.
[H] The Dog of Gluttony: 0/100,000 HP, Consumes Entities Under 30,000 HP, Health-Based Damage Reduction (61%), Dogsbrim: [b]II[/b], Consumer: IIII, Poisoned: II.

[AG] Axel of the Force/ForceAxer: 28,500/80,000 HP, 90% Sanity, 25% Critical Chance on Important Entities, Berserks when Codefluff Dies, Gains Attack on Entity Deaths, Spinning Choppa: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b]II[/b], Auto Crit Slash: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b], Min-Maxist: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]
[AG] Villager Horde: 0/1 HP (x20,000), Guarding the Author.
[AG] Kit: 42,000/70,000 HP, Non-Combat, Immune to Weather, Terrain, and Attacks from Non-Sleeping Targets, Envoy's Mark of Dog: [b]IIIIIIIIII[/b].
[AG] Festus: 5,000/15,000 HP, Immune to Indirect Attacks, Revives Until Kit Dies, Inflicts Drowsy!
[AG] Gabriel: 50,000/60,000 HP, Non-Combat, Immune to Entity Attacks, 150% Retribution Damage to Players, Blossom Forth: I[b]I[b]I[/b]I[/b], Incarcerated: III.

[N] Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x1000).
[N] Treants: 5,000/5,000 HP (x30), Anti-Ground, Tree Shepard: IIIII.
[N] Purple Worms: 0/3,000 HP (x19), Guarding Ace, Burrow: IIII.
[N] Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x87), Guarding Ace.

[PG] Pride: 0/90,000 HP, Double-Action under 20,000 HP, Retribution Damage to Entities that Heal Pride when under 20,000 HP, Crits on a Kill, The Tower: III.
[PG] Lust: 68,000/80,000, Inflicts Poison, Focus (4 Turns), Gluttony Focused: III.
[PG] [Broken] The Despair Statue: 100,000/100,000 HP, ???: III.

[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP, Armourslayer: [b]II[b]I[/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Breakdown: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].
[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 16/20 HP, 3 Barrier Strength, 2 Actions, A Complete and Utter Nightmare: II[b]I[/b], Gottestoter: [b]III[b]I[/b][/b].

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The Fortress

[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 23/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Sight (Armour-Piercing): IN[b]ACTIVE.[/b], Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): [b]ACTIVE!, [/b]Presence (Common Status Immunity): [b][b][b]INACTIVE.[/b][/b][/b]

[N] demonologist/Gale: 14/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.



Originally posted on 2016-09-26 19:31:00

level 5 lightning wands: Thorns of Zeus 5/6
11/20 for epic battle companion
11/20 for epic battle fantasies
+1 to revan, cobalt and jetset



Originally posted on 2016-09-27 02:46:00

OneofSwords: Right away ma'am.

Ace performs a weak salute and shambles over to the Statue and falls to her knees. She then breaks the dirt few blocks away from it to and vomits for a while. Anyone who attacks the Despair Statue will be inflicted with Disgust before attacking. Disgust simply weakens the attack and provides a small chance of aborting the attack. Huh, Ace is still going, guess she wasn't into heavily partying. Ace wipes her mouth and groans.

Flesh and Bone 20/20 (+1 Consumer)
Nyarlathotep takes pity on Ace and summons the Cultist of Shubb-Niggorath.
(The Cultist's has the normal amount of health for a 20 post entity. They heal 6 Player HP or 24,000 HP, their main job is to heal Ace but if that task is completed it will instead become a caretaker of the Despair Statue. They have a 4 turn charge called Mother's Milk which causes their heals to minicrit. for 2 turns They also have a regenerative passive of 6000 HP and can if an entity is fully healed overheal entities)

The Cultist heals Ace and jumps and the Archons jump as well.

Attract Mode 15/20(+1 from Piono)

Relfectinator (Level 5 4/6)
Godmodding Runes && Training Manual
+1 to Dogman, Piono and Cyan

Originally posted on 2016-09-27 03:13:00

Laptop keeps dying. Third time's the charm.

"I'll give you this, Psi. That was a clever Null. I'll deal with you in a minute."

I then turn towards Battlefury.

"Hunter isn't here. He's back home, I think."

I then am surrounded by Villager Hoard. Passive comments are made acknowledging their existence.

I politely move them over a bit, so I can have a clear shot at Psi.

.. Well. More than a shot. I cover Psi in a dense dome of explosive Super Crossbows. They all trigger at once.

Boom.

I write a few things into my notebook. It then glows with a great force and gains a great many pages, then a radio appears in my hand.

"This is Operative Upsilon-Eleven. I'm requesting a full scale mobilization on my location. We may have some trouble."

Special Attacks:
Reparation of the Narrative: 2/20

Force Of The Rebellion: 1/20 "I tried to come up with a pun. I really did. I couldn't find one."

Originally posted on 2016-09-27 13:39:00