Nyarlathotep speaks in a tone reminsecent of a school teacher.

Now, SONG, I think you all owe us an apology for attempting to murder us.


Ace speaks up after examining the code of the Operation and godmodding energy and witnessing the events of last turn.

OneofSwords: This isn't modded is it? This is actually happening.

If you hadn't guessed this by now I'm disappointed.

Ace stands for a moment, saying nothing. She decides to instead of having a panic attack to pour it into her work. She'd rather be coding than thinking right now. She starts with Nyarly's base code which while mostly intact does seem to still need work. She first, checks through the text, looking for areas affected by the Virus, very little of it remains of the Virus's influence. As she finds the the text correcting corrupted and missing data. She then examines odd looking areas in the code, areas that clearly looked like they should have had lines here and there but clearly don't or just became utter garbage. She based on context restores them back into function. Satisfied with her work she tries not to think about what she's learned. The new code appears to hold up and integrity is restored for Nyarlathotep. It appears bringing Ace along was a wise idea, even if she needs a bit to process the fact that godmodding is real.

Nyarly drops a book about the history of godmodding and the godmodding wars for Ace. He's not going to waste time explaining things. She picks it up.

Now that his integrity has been restored, one must focus upon the body and heal the flesh. Nyarlatathotep restores bits of himself by using the healing magic to cleanse the wounds garnered from the friendly fire. It swirls about restoring him by removing each bit of remaining magic and turning it into more healing magic. It then washes over like a wave every bit it touches becomes healed from wounds taken against foes most powerful. It's strength is quite potent and goes about repairing Nyarly even fixing his robes. It doubles over once more cleansing Nyarlathotep of quite a bit of pain reinvigorating him. It swirls about in a maelstrom strengthing both code and flesh to perfection. The healing magic disperses as quickly as it came leaving a far better off Nyarlathotep behind. He is whole once more.

Charge 3/20
Siphon 16/20 (4/5 completed)

Programmer's First Anti-Virus (Level 5 6/6)

Ace's Guide to Coding && How to Program for Dummies== (something that boosts coding heals)

Ace of Spades && Ace of Hearts && Ace of Diamonds && Ace of Clubs && A bit of Code==

+1 to Toast, Battlefury, & Piono

Originally posted on 2016-09-03 16:11:00

[TURN 1]

Action: I check the corpse of the Priceless Dog.

Some Robot-suited Idiot's soul form: Both of you can destroy that stupid body for me but, I ascend because there is a body which is permajacked and controlled however, I want to get back to heaven instead of [small]going [small]to [small]find [small]the [small]new [small]body.[/small][/small][/small][/small][/small][/small]

Codefluff attacks the Dogiot.

Axel attacks the Dogiot.

Charges:

Something... 9/15
Something... 9/15

Charge Storage: None.

+1 Eric/SONG, Noah and Revan.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 152,500
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 15:53:00

I pull a bag out of hammerspace, before emptying it, spilling its contents. The contents of the bag appear to be the Sacred Poolballs, except more mechanized.

The 1-ball glows, and Mecha Itchy appears! He runs around the Robosuited Dogiot, making him dizzy, and then does a drop kick on him, and explodes!

The 2-ball glows, and Mecha Doze appears! He walks so slowly at the Robosuited Dogiot, that he slams Mecha Doze into a wall, who then explodes without giving the Robosuited Dogiot time to escape.

The 3-ball glows, and Mecha Trace appears! He pours a bucket of hot lava onto thin air, and vanishes. Meanwhile, in the past, the Robosuited Dogiot gets hot lava poured on him.

The 4-ball glows, and Mecha Clover appears! He does a little dance, and then a scale model of Big Ben falls, crushing the Robosuited Dogiot. Mecha Clover then vanishes.

The 5-ball glows, and Mecha Fin appears! He sets up an array of mines that will blow up under the Robosuited Dogiot in exactly 2 seconds. Mecha Fin then vanishes.

The 6-ball glows, and Mecha Die appears! He throws an explosive voodoo doll at the Robosuited Dogiot, and then vanishes.

The 7-ball glows, and Mecha Crowbar appears! He hits the Robosuited Dogiot with his crowbar, which unleashes a burst of time energy, that hits them both. Mecha Crowbar then explodes, adding insult to injury.

The 9-ball glows, and Mecha Stitch appears! He makes an effigy of the Robosuited Dogiot, and then shoots the effigy with a shotgun. He then vanishes.

The 10-ball glows, and Mecha Sawbuck appears! He gets hit by the Robosuited Dogiot, sending them 10 minutes into the future, where I had dug a pit of spikes where they were standing.

The 11-ball glows, and Mecha Matchsticks appears! He pours gasoline all of the Robosuited Dogiot, and then explodes.

The 12-ball glows, and Mecha Eggs appears! He spawns hundreds of time clones that all swarm the Robosuited Dogiot and explode.

The 13-ball glows, and Mecha Biscuits appears! He hides in an oven, that explodes, sending rubble Robosuited Dogiot-ward.

The 14-ball glows, and Mecha Quarters appears! He uses a slice of swiss cheese to turn the Robosuited Dogiot into swiss cheese.

The 15-ball glows, and Mecha Cans appears! He punches the Robosuited Dogiot into 3 hours ago, where there was already a pit of spikes dug there.

Finally, all of the Mecha Pool Balls explode right next to the Robosuited Dogiot.


Greed: 20/20 (+3 from Alicia, although only one of them counts.)

Gluttony: 20/20 (+3 from Alicia, although only one of them counts.)

new charges:

Pride: 4/20 (+3 from Alicia)

Lust: 4/20 (+3 from Alicia)

Greed and Gluttony appear.





+1 to Piono, +1 to Engie, +1 to FeatheredDragon

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 22:16:00

The Outer Gods speak unheard to all but Nyarlathotep, they appear to have a bit of back and forth in the tongue of the Unfathomable. It makes quite a few who hear it feel quite ill. They then fade from the server where trace amounts of their presence remain.

Nyarlathotep channels his magical abilities and creates a shield for Broken!Alicia out of the despair and suffering of the dead Mates. It swirls with the consistency of a thunderstorm and makes most recoil at getting to close to it. It makes one regret and forget what their purpose is. To truly understand what life without the most desolate hope is. It will block the an attack that should of hit Broken!Alicia and inflict despair upon them, Nyarlathotep is not one for losing a kindred spirit in this world. It swirls about in a everflowing chaos moving in every which way. He reinforces the barrier with a few runes here and there empowering the barrier immensely. It reeks of despair and all that is wrong with the world. It's like the greatest of art to Nyarlathotep, then Nyarly seems quite pleased and gives a thumbs up to Broken!Alicia before he turns and focuses upon stevei's "corpse". Examining stevei's remnants appear to be still useable. Nice.

Siphon 20/20 (+1 Pricey, Dogman and Toast 5/5 completed)
Nyarly gathers what remains of stevei. Not much. He then pulls a small bong out of the unknown ethereal and sets it down in the crater once known as the Mates Base. He then channels stevei's soul into the small bong using soul trapping sigils on the bong. It acts as a siphon The power of dank kush trapping stevei's essence within. Nyarly then taps a red button on the bottom incinerating stevel's remains and soul transforming them into raw godmodding/dog energies. He then stashes the Bong of Godmodding away.


Charge 4/20

Ace's Guide to Coding && How to Program for Dummies== (something that boosts integrity heals)

Ace of Spades && Ace of Hearts && Ace of Diamonds && Ace of Clubs && A bit of Code==

+1 to Toast, Pricey, & Piono

Originally posted on 2016-09-04 22:58:00

14/15 Unkillable. (+3 from Revan, +1 from Pricey and engie)
7/20 You are the lantern, you are the end.

Emblem of Selflessness <^> Gear Awakener = Emblem of Selflessness [A] (Level 7 - 1/6)
Mighta done the maths wrong on the charge time.

+1 to pricey revan, battlefury

Revan gains +10% dodge, and loses 6 store credit. Noah loses 50'000 Research.

Noah *actually* takes the Delta Spear, before firing a gun at broken!Alicia.
The gun completely misses. However, due to the wonders of ambiguity, broken!Alicia fails to realise that by firing a gun, I really meant that the gun was the projectile being fired. The midair gun sails over broken!Alicia, before peppering her back with more holes than in her timeline.



Originally posted on 2016-09-05 00:02:00

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10)
orchid energy stuff (5) <^> Gear Awakener 6/6 Ones And Zeros COMPLETE
20/20 Guardian 2945
20/20 Guardian 2984

[Pro-Psi] Guardian 2945 90,000/90,000. 5,000 Regen. Stun and common status effect immunity. Reduced sanity damage taken.
ATTACKS:
Energon Disruption: Remove two AC from three targets.
Energon Fusion: Increase the AC of two targets by three.
Nightmares of Despair: Deal sanity damage, and inflict despair.
Radiation Surge: Deals normal damage, and inflict Radiation.
Molecular Reshaping: Target takes minicrits for two turns.
PASSIVE: Support Guardian: Regen, stun and common status effect immunity, reduced sanity damage. Immune to Summoning Sickness.
[Pro-Psi] Guardian 2984 75,000/75,000 Rare status effect and stun partial immunity. Greatly reduced sanity damage, but increased integrity damage. 2 AC.
ATTACKS:
Creativity Disfusion: Reduces damage dealt by this entity by 25% for two turns.
Creativity infusion: Increases damage dealt by this entity by 25% for two turns.
Collapse Of Code: Inflicts integrity damage that increases as enemy takes integrity damage. Can inflict Glitch or force another Integrity roll.
Molecular Reforming: All attacks against targeted entity go down a step on the critical level. Minicrits are simply nulled.

I promptly replace jon's sacred poolballs with dog instead of mecha parts. Instead of attacking the dogidiot, they all proceed to become a pile of really weak mobs that heal the dog idiot

Creativity Disfusion: Decreased attack power for two turns.



You poor suckers. Your going to die.



Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.
20/20 Guardian 2945
20/20 Guardian 2984
1+ toast
1+ revan
1+ piono


Originally posted on 2016-09-05 08:23:00

/nulledbecause3:30AMdumbness

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 08:32:00

15/15 Unkillable. DONE.
9/20 You are the lantern, you are the end. (+1 from battlefury)

Emblem of Selflessness <^> Gear Awakener = Emblem of Selflessness [A] (Level 7 - 2/6)
Mighta done the maths wrong on the charge time.

+1 to engie, ire, and cyan

Noah gains 22'000 Research from killing the Divine Minibot, yet somehow still managing to deal 3 damage to himself.
Wierd how those things happen.

You know what else is wierd? How Alicia is suddenly alone. Alone in a crater of cracked clay. No-one else is there; after all, that's basically the definition of alone. Alone. It sounds when wierd when you say it a lot.
Aloooooooone.
Alooooooooooooooone.
The word stretches from Alicia's mouth in a cartoony speech bubble. Compelled, Alicia grabs it by the little pointer thing, and begins to float upwards, as if it was a hot air balloon. She floats up and up, past the clouds. As she passes them, she notices that the clouds actually each have a massive Shia Lebouf encouraging her as she floats upwards. She continues floating upward, past the clouds, and looks up.

Well, the wierd thing is that up now seemed to be down, and she was floating downwards. In place of the sky, there now seemed to be a landscape built entirely of televisions featuring Trump saying 'a small loan of a million dollars'. In her surprise, she gasps and says 'Oh!' Unfortunately 'Oh' is a very short word, exclamation point or not. It replaces the 'Alooooooooooooooone' speech bubble. Due to it's short size, it can't hold Alicia's weight and she starts falling! Quite quickly, the 'Oh' speech bubble is replaced with one quite a distance away, reading 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!'

Alicia fears for the worst as she falls towards the millions of Trump faces. The location caters for these fears, by making 'the worst' a 'reality'. She blinks, and suddenly there was literally the worst thing (in this situation) that she could possibly imagine.
Wierd.

Needless to say, the worst thing imagineable tears her to pieces/vaporises her/mentally scars her/etc. and she wakes up.

It was all just a dr--
Wait no, gorilla, she's still damaged.
Wierd how those things happen.




Originally posted on 2016-09-05 11:38:00

[TURN 2]

Action: I kick the Dogiot while I break his robotic suit with the fire and hammer and even stuff his face with the Offensive Gauntlet

Codefluff attacks the Dogiot.

Axel attacks the Dogiot.

Charges:

Something... 11/15 +1 from Revan
Something... 11/15 +1 from Noah

Charge Storage: None.

+3 Eric/SONG (because you totally destroyed stevei and his friends (Except the Dogmodder))

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 152,500
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 17:39:00

Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath complete: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations.
Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot complete: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas.
14 spare charges
12/15 for spare charge
11/15 for spare charge
+1 to revan, engie and pricey

The words appear in Nyarly's mind.
Trying to kill you?
No, I was inconveniencing you at most.
If I really wanted you dead you wouldn't have survived

Eric and Demonologist should be back in the Fortress consumer.
Anyways, Eric is still unconscious, begin deactivating Presence please.



Originally posted on 2016-09-05 17:54:00

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1472915508))

Nyarlathotep speaks in a tone reminsecent of a school teacher. Now, SONG, I think you all owe us an apology for attempting to murder us. Ace speaks up after examining the code of the Operation and godmodding energy and witnessing the events of last turn. OneofSwords: This isn't modded is it? This is actually happening. If you hadn't guessed this by now I'm disappointed. Ace stands for a moment, saying nothing. She decides to instead of having a panic attack to pour it into her work. She'd rather be coding than thinking right now. She starts with Nyarly's base code which while mostly intact does seem to still need work. She first, checks through the text, looking for areas affected by the Virus, very little of it remains of the Virus's influence. As she finds  the the text correcting corrupted and missing data. She then examines odd looking areas in the code, areas that clearly looked like they should have had lines here and there but clearly don't or just became utter garbage. She based on context restores them back into function. Satisfied with her work she tries not to think about what she's learned. The new code appears to hold up and integrity is restored for Nyarlathotep. It appears bringing Ace along was a wise idea, even if she needs a bit to process the fact that godmodding is real. Nyarly drops a book about the history of godmodding and the godmodding wars for Ace. He's not going to waste time explaining things. She picks it up. Now that his integrity has been restored, one must focus upon the body and heal the flesh. Nyarlatathotep restores bits of himself by using the healing magic to cleanse the wounds garnered from the friendly fire. It swirls about restoring him by removing each bit of remaining magic and turning it into more healing magic. It then washes over like a wave every bit it touches becomes healed from wounds taken against foes most powerful. It's strength is quite potent and goes about repairing Nyarly even fixing his robes. It doubles over once more cleansing Nyarlathotep of quite a bit of pain reinvigorating him. It swirls about in a maelstrom strengthing both code and flesh to perfection. The healing magic disperses as quickly as it came leaving a far better off Nyarlathotep behind. He is whole once more. Charge 3/20 Siphon 16/20  (4/5 completed) Programmer's First Anti-Virus (Level 5 6/6) Ace's Guide to Coding && How to Program for Dummies== (something that boosts coding heals) Ace of Spades && Ace of Hearts && Ace of Diamonds && Ace of Clubs && A bit of Code== +1 to Toast, Battlefury, & Piono

Programmer's First Anti-Virus: An extremely basic anti virus, severely enhanced in a godmodding war. Gives its wielder 10 integrity armour.
Ace's Guide to Coding && How to Program for Dummies == Coding Theory (Level 4: 1/5)
Ace of Spades && Ace of Hearts && Ace of Diamonds && Ace of Clubs && A bit of Code == Perfectly Optimised Code (Level 0: 1/1)
Perfectly Optimised Code: A program that perfectly does its job, with 100% optimisation.

Your words go one way, and the assists go the other. Anyway, you heal your integrity back to full.
**Divinity Alicia111: I guess you could say it's both.
**Divinity Alicia111: My existence on this server installs many, many mods, and you're controlling an avatar in an actually existent universe.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1473000824))

[TURN 1] Action: I check the corpse of the Priceless Dog. Some Robot-suited Idiot's soul form: Both of you can destroy that stupid body for me but, I ascend because there is a body which is permajacked and controlled however, I want to get back to heaven instead of [small]going [small]to [small]find [small]the [small]new [small]body.[/small][/small][/small][/small][/small][/small] Codefluff attacks the Dogiot. Axel attacks the Dogiot. Charges: Something... 9/15 Something... 9/15 Charge Storage: None. +1 Eric/SONG, Noah and Revan. Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 152,500 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

It's a dog, made out of the warped form of your body. What else did you expect? The Idiot ascends. Your entities will do as you say.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1473023818))

I pull a bag out of hammerspace, before emptying it, spilling its contents. The contents of the bag appear to be the Sacred Poolballs, except more mechanized. The 1-ball glows, and Mecha Itchy appears! He runs around the Robosuited Dogiot, making him dizzy, and then does a drop kick on him, and explodes! The 2-ball glows, and Mecha Doze appears! He walks so slowly at the Robosuited Dogiot, that he slams Mecha Doze into a wall, who then explodes without giving the Robosuited Dogiot time to escape. The 3-ball glows, and Mecha Trace appears! He pours a bucket of hot lava onto thin air, and vanishes. Meanwhile, in the past, the Robosuited Dogiot gets hot lava poured on him. The 4-ball glows, and Mecha Clover appears! He does a little dance, and then a scale model of Big Ben falls, crushing the Robosuited Dogiot. Mecha Clover then vanishes. The 5-ball glows, and Mecha Fin appears! He sets up an array of mines that will blow up under the Robosuited Dogiot in exactly 2 seconds. Mecha Fin then vanishes. The 6-ball glows, and Mecha Die appears! He throws an explosive voodoo doll at the Robosuited Dogiot, and then vanishes. The 7-ball glows, and Mecha Crowbar appears! He hits the Robosuited Dogiot with his crowbar, which unleashes a burst of time energy, that hits them both. Mecha Crowbar then explodes, adding insult to injury. The 9-ball glows, and Mecha Stitch appears! He makes an effigy of the Robosuited Dogiot, and then shoots the effigy with a shotgun. He then vanishes. The 10-ball glows, and Mecha Sawbuck appears! He gets hit by the Robosuited Dogiot, sending them 10 minutes into the future, where I had dug a pit of spikes where they were standing. The 11-ball glows, and Mecha Matchsticks appears! He pours gasoline all of the Robosuited Dogiot, and then explodes. The 12-ball glows, and Mecha Eggs appears! He spawns hundreds of time clones that all swarm the Robosuited Dogiot and explode. The 13-ball glows, and Mecha Biscuits appears! He hides in an oven, that explodes, sending rubble Robosuited Dogiot-ward. The 14-ball glows, and Mecha Quarters appears! He uses a slice of swiss cheese to turn the Robosuited Dogiot into swiss cheese. The 15-ball glows, and Mecha Cans appears! He punches the Robosuited Dogiot into 3 hours ago, where there was already a pit of spikes dug there. Finally, all of the Mecha Pool Balls explode right next to the Robosuited Dogiot. Greed: 20/20 (+3 from Alicia, although only one of them counts.) Gluttony: 20/20 (+3 from Alicia, although only one of them counts.) new charges: Pride: 4/20 (+3 from Alicia) Lust: 4/20 (+3 from Alicia) Greed and Gluttony appear. Greed HP: 100,000 How Greed mainly works is that he has a Money Bar, which starts out at zero and caps at 99. Almost all attacks cost a certain amount of money to use. Attacks: Standard Shot: 5,000 damage. Salary Stab: 10,000 damage. Costs 2 coins to use. Wall Street Wallop: 25,000 damage. Costs 10 coins to use. Bill Beatdown: 40,000 damage. Costs 25 coins to use. Monetary Meltdown: 60,000 damage to three enemies. Costs 50 coins to use. Market Crash: 100,000 damage to three enemies. Costs 99 coins to use, and deals 10,000 damage to Greed. Hired Muscle: Greed summons two Hired Muscles. Costs 20 coins to use. Passives: Money Sap: All attacks give Greed 1-10 coins on hit. Hired Muscle: HP: 20,000 Attack: 10,000 Gluttony HP: 170,000 Attacks: Octo-Shot: Fires out 8 bullets that have a 12.5% chance to hit a target. Can be used twice in a turn at the cost of 10,000 health. Brimstone: 20,000 damage. Has a 50% chance to hit another target. Takes two turns to charge up. Consume: Can only be used on targets with less than 20,000 health. Kills a target and heals Gluttony by the amount of health they had. Passives: Meatshield: Gluttony can meatshield two entities at a time, protecting them from attack. Utter Tank: Gluttony takes 50% less damage and 75% less healing. +1 to Piono, +1 to Engie, +1 to FeatheredDragon

Greed summoned! Gluttony summoned, but heavily nerfed! The AG Entity Advantage is tipped back. The Dogiot gets Felted on and takes 12,000 damage, due to Battlefury's counter.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1473026286))

The Outer Gods speak unheard to all but Nyarlathotep, they appear to have a bit of back and forth in the tongue of the Unfathomable. It makes quite a few who hear it feel quite ill. They then fade from the server where trace amounts of their presence remain. Nyarlathotep channels his magical abilities and creates a shield for Broken!Alicia out of the despair and suffering of the dead Mates. It swirls with the consistency of a thunderstorm and makes most recoil at getting to close to it. It makes one regret and forget what their purpose is. To truly understand what life without the most desolate hope is. It will block the an attack that should of hit Broken!Alicia and inflict despair upon them, Nyarlathotep is not one for losing a kindred spirit in this world. It swirls about in a everflowing chaos moving in every which way. He reinforces the barrier with a few runes here and there empowering the barrier immensely. It reeks of despair and all that is wrong with the world. It's like the greatest of art to Nyarlathotep, then Nyarly seems quite pleased and gives a thumbs up to Broken!Alicia before he turns and focuses upon stevei's "corpse". Examining stevei's remnants appear to be still useable. Nice. Siphon 20/20 (+1 Pricey, Dogman and Toast 5/5 completed) Nyarly gathers what remains of stevei. Not much. He then pulls a small bong out of the unknown ethereal and sets it down in the crater once known as the Mates Base.  He then channels stevei's soul into the small bong using soul trapping sigils on the bong. It acts as a siphon The power of dank kush trapping stevei's essence within. Nyarly then taps a red button on the bottom incinerating stevel's remains and soul transforming them into raw godmodding/dog energies. He then stashes the Bong of Godmodding away. Charge 4/20 Ace's Guide to Coding && How to Program for Dummies== (something that boosts integrity heals) Ace of Spades && Ace of Hearts && Ace of Diamonds && Ace of Clubs && A bit of Code== +1 to Toast, Pricey, & Piono

The next attack that should hit Broken!Alicia will cause the user to take heavy damage and despair. You get a bong of dogmodding energies from the very faint smatters of stevei on the ground.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1473030138))

14/15 Unkillable. (+3 from Revan, +1 from Pricey and engie) 7/20 You are the lantern, you are the end. Emblem of Selflessness <^> Gear Awakener = Emblem of Selflessness [A] (Level 7 - 1/6) Mighta done the maths wrong on the charge time. +1 to pricey revan, battlefury Revan gains +10% dodge, and loses 6 store credit. Noah loses 50'000 Research. Noah *actually* takes the Delta Spear, before firing a gun at broken!Alicia. The gun completely misses. However, due to the wonders of ambiguity, broken!Alicia fails to realise that by firing a gun, I really meant that the gun was the projectile being fired. The midair gun sails over broken!Alicia, before peppering her back with more holes than in her timeline.

Revan gains 10 dodge, and you lose 50,000 Research. Broken!Alicia rapidly destabilises, but your gun jams. Again.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1473060191))

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10) orchid energy stuff (5) <^> Gear Awakener 6/6 Ones And Zeros COMPLETE 20/20  Guardian 2945 20/20 Guardian 2984 [Pro-Psi] Guardian 2945 90,000/90,000. 5,000 Regen. Stun and common status effect immunity.  Reduced sanity damage taken. ATTACKS: Energon Disruption: Remove two AC from three targets. Energon Fusion: Increase the AC of two targets by three. Nightmares of Despair: Deal sanity damage, and inflict despair. Radiation Surge: Deals normal damage, and inflict Radiation. Molecular Reshaping: Target takes minicrits for two turns. PASSIVE: Support Guardian: Regen, stun and common status effect immunity, reduced sanity damage. Immune to Summoning Sickness. [Pro-Psi] Guardian 2984 75,000/75,000 Rare status effect and stun partial immunity. Greatly reduced sanity damage, but increased integrity damage. 2 AC. ATTACKS: Creativity Disfusion: Reduces damage dealt by this entity by 25% for two turns. Creativity infusion: Increases damage dealt by this entity by 25% for two turns. Collapse Of Code: Inflicts integrity damage that increases as enemy takes integrity damage. Can inflict Glitch or force another Integrity roll. Molecular Reforming: All attacks against targeted entity go down a step on the critical level. Minicrits are simply nulled. I promptly replace jon's sacred poolballs with dog instead of mecha parts. Instead of attacking the dogidiot, they all proceed to become a pile of really weak mobs that heal the dog idiot Creativity Disfusion: Decreased attack power for two turns. You poor suckers. Your going to die. 20/20  Guardian 2945 20/20 Guardian 2984 1+ toast 1+ revan 1+ piono

Guardians summoned, while you cruelly mock your own faction in the name of dog. You notice the cueballs being only slightly dog, while Alicia smirks from the side.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1473071893))

15/15 Unkillable. DONE. 9/20 You are the lantern, you are the end. (+1 from battlefury) Emblem of Selflessness <^> Gear Awakener = Emblem of Selflessness [A] (Level 7 - 2/6) Mighta done the maths wrong on the charge time. +1 to engie, ire, and cyan Noah gains 22'000 Research from killing the Divine Minibot, yet somehow still managing to deal 3 damage to himself. Wierd how those things happen. You know what else is wierd? How Alicia is suddenly alone. Alone in a crater of cracked clay. No-one else is there; after all, that's basically the definition of alone. Alone. It sounds when wierd when you say it a lot. Aloooooooone. Alooooooooooooooone. The word stretches from Alicia's mouth in a cartoony speech bubble. Compelled, Alicia grabs it by the little pointer thing, and begins to float upwards, as if it was a hot air balloon. She floats up and up, past the clouds. As she passes them, she notices that the clouds actually each have a massive Shia Lebouf encouraging her as she floats upwards. She continues floating upward, past the clouds, and looks up. Well, the wierd thing is that up now seemed to be down, and she was floating downwards. In place of the sky, there now seemed to be a landscape built entirely of televisions featuring Trump saying 'a small loan of a million dollars'. In her surprise, she gasps and says 'Oh!' Unfortunately 'Oh' is a very short word, exclamation point or not. It replaces the 'Alooooooooooooooone' speech bubble. Due to it's short size, it can't hold Alicia's weight and she starts falling! Quite quickly, the 'Oh' speech bubble is replaced with one quite a distance away, reading 'Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!' Alicia fears for the worst as she falls towards the millions of Trump faces. The location caters for these fears, by making 'the worst' a 'reality'. She blinks, and suddenly there was literally the worst thing (in this situation) that she could possibly imagine. Wierd. Needless to say, the worst thing imagineable tears her to pieces/vaporises her/mentally scars her/etc. and she wakes up. It was all just a dr-- Wait no, gorilla, she's still damaged. Wierd how those things happen.

You remember that Jon fixed the AG Entity Advantage, and watch as three Mini^3 Envies get dunked on. Weird how those things happen.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1473093599))

[TURN 2] Action: I kick the Dogiot while I break his robotic suit with the fire and hammer and even stuff his face with the Offensive Gauntlet Codefluff attacks the Dogiot. Axel attacks the Dogiot. Charges: Something... 11/15 +1 from Revan Something... 11/15 +1 from Noah Charge Storage: None. +3 Eric/SONG (because you totally destroyed stevei and his friends (Except the Dogmodder)) Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 152,500 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

The Dogiot takes 13,500 damage. You only need to order entities once.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1473094462))

Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath complete: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations. Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot complete: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas. 19 spare charges 12/15 for spare charge 11/15 for spare charge +1 to revan, engie and pricey The words appear in Nyarly's mind. Trying to kill you? No, I was inconveniencing you at most. If I really wanted you dead you wouldn't have survived Eric and Demonologist should be back in the Fortress consumer. Anyways,

Presence is down. Eric and Demonologist are back in the Fortress.

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 19:28:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners gain HP. Revan gains 1 Rage.

The Dogbomination slowly succumbs to its poison. Psi's troops see the Mini^3 Envies, and the massive state of the PG faction, before all but the Guardians go to savage them. The sheer weakness of the Mini-Envies and the sheer viciousness of the attack causes the Mini^3 Envies not to become dogs. The Guardians bark, and Wrath very forcefully meets two lasers, applied directly to the face, for 15,000 damage.

Sackboy uses his master's attack to fuel a punch to the face. Wrath is sent rapidly flying into another portion of the crater, before fading in a blast of dust. Sackboy then regains 15,000 HP. Codefluff and Axel gang up on the Dogiot to blast it for 30,000 damage, and the Archons follow up with 8,700 damage.

Alicia looks down, and laughs at the AGs. The Chozo Ancient Guardian fires a volley of fireballs at Battlefury, for (10 - 3) damage, before switching to Dark Red, but still focused on Battlefury. A wave of godmodding energy then surrounds him, preventing him from dying for four rounds. Yes, Alicia can do that now, but not very commonly. Considering Battlefury's faction, this will likely end horribly for him. Greed fires his standard shot at the Dogiot, for 5,000 damage, and 3 Coins. Gluttony spews out 8 shots, with 7 slamming into the ground, and one hitting the Dogiot.

She then suddenly remembers that it's Poison should have applied, and it dies.

Alicia then also +3s all PGs, before ripping Codefluff from the systems of AscensionCraft, analysing and slowly and painfully destroying her existence as relative to AscensionCraft, although her soul is likely still there, and probably ascending with the Idiot's. The Dogbomination then notices itself being telefragged with the obsidian cage it's trapped in, getting heavily cut for 50,000 damage. Two waves of paradox energy appear. The Dogbomination suddenly becomes a cake, firing missiles at Cyan and Speed for 5 damage, before Brimstone fills and Greed gains 20 coins, while a portal back to 2011 appears next to Greed.

Broken!Alicia looks at Ace, notices her comment that should be in next turn, and smiles. It's probably an offer related to ascension.

The Psi-Dogmodder +1s all Battlefurys, and will only take one action as a gesture of mercy. That one action happens to be Dogstriker Stance. gorilla. A sword supercharged with psionic, dogmodding, and generally ancient energies appears in his hands, before he slices through the Chozo Guardian. Normally, its mind would end up heavily warped for massive Sanity damage and it would likely end up instantly dogged from the sheer powers of Psi, but Alicia keeps it from immediately dogging, and due to it's mechanical status, it doesn't have a mind. Alicia deathstares Psi while he smiles back.

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[ITINERARY]
[ALL] SURVIVE

[AG] Kill and perhaps not get horribly maimed by Alicia.

[THE BATTLEFIELD]
Weather: Clear (Nothing.)
Terrain: Crater (Nothing.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [5 vs 5]

[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 3/20 HP.
[AG] battlefury13: 3/24 HP, 50% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Divine Intervention: IIII.
Demonic Contract (III & III), Hyperdeath: II.
[AG] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP).
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 11/22 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15%), 30% Critical Chance.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 7/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS), 1 AC, 10% Integral Armour.
[AG] Sp33d0n/Speed + Fira: 15/20 HP.

[N] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 9/23 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (10%), 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 50% Retribution Damage
6 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 0/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b]
[N] FeatheredDragon: 1/20 HP, The Stranger: III, Smokescreen,.
[N] Toast/Noah: 3/25 HP, 248,250 Research, 1 AC, 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40)
[N] JetSet/Flip: 1/20 HP.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 16/25 HP, -107% Attraction (-10% per turn), 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.
[PG] Jondanger23: 17/20 HP.

[A] The Tesseract: "Spread this to all of your friends, enemies, and even your cat." <0>, Attacks using this either [REDACTED x???] or deal damage to an entity's stats.
[A] The Pain: "It's all just a joke.", ???.
[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, ???. Oh, hey, I said that.
[A] The Queen: "I've finally found you!", 50% chance to override the entity command of the victim.
[A] The Salvation: "Salvation is at hand, boys and girls."
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal,
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", ???.
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Heavily Burnt, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Sword of Flame: Heavily Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: Heavily Burnt, +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Heavily Damaged, Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 0/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[b][b]
[H] Dogbomination: 0/500,000 HP, 90% Sanity. Inflicts the Envoy's Mark of Dog. All Attacks Targeting the Pro-Psis Deal 75% Damage! Poisoned: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b], Ultradeath: I, Incarceration: II.[/b][/b][/b]
[H] Thralls of Psi: 10/10 HP (x5).
[H] Dogs: 20/20 HP (x3). Inflict the Envoy's Mark.
[H] Robosuited Dogiot: 0/100,000 HP, Deals Sanity Damage, Berserker, GET OUT: III, ABUSE: IIIIIII Poisoned: [b]I[/b].
[H] Guardian 2945: 90,000/90,000 HP, Regeneration (5,000 HP), Common Status Immunity, 5% Sanity Armour.
[H] Guardian 2984: 80,000/80,000 HP, 2 AC, Common Status Immunity, 20% Sanity Armour, -10% Integral Armour, Pro-Psis Take One Less Level of Critical Damage!

[AG] Sackboy: 40,000/170,000 HP, Regeneration (15,000 HP), Evasive (5%), Airborn, Attack equivalent to the Creativity of the Strongest Player Attack, Costume Change!: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Prodigy Charge: 4/20, Story Mode: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIII, 50% INTEGRITY.
[AG] Big Band: 40,000/80,000 HP, Super Sonic Jazz: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Strike Up the Band: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Satchmo Death Blow: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIII[/b], Incarceration: I[b][b]I.[/b][/b]
[AG] Codefluff the Computer Geek/CoderKitty: 0/100,000 HP.
10% Integral Armour, Berserks when Axel Dies, Mini-Criticals on Codebased Entities, 10% Chance of Stunning Enemies, 50% Chance of Stunning Enemies in Retailation.
Greater Anti-Virus Cannon: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Script LolCats: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]III[/b], Reboot-self: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIII.
[AG] Axel of the Force/ForceAxer: 60,000/80,000 HP, 25% Critical Chance on Important Entities, Berserks when Codefluff Dies, Gains Attack on Entity Deaths, Spinning Choppa: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Auto Crit Slash: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]III[/b], Min-Maxist: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIII.[/b]
[AG] Archons:
Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x30), Burrow: IIIII.
Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x30), Scorched Earth: IIIII.
Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x30), Coil: IIIIII.
Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x30), Pickup: II.
Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x30), Tree Shepard: IIIII.

[PG] Mini-Mini-Mini-Envies: 0/10,000 HP (x8), 20% Hit Rate.
[PG] Wrath: 0/95,000 HP, Takes 0.5x From Non-Explosive / Splash Damage, Takes 2x From Explosive / Splash Damage, Double Bomb: [b][b]I[/b][/b], Action: Double Bomb the Dogbomination and Priceless Dog!
[PG] Shade of War: 15/15 HP, Copies Verdana at 1/4 Effectiveness. Inflicts Trigger Burn.
[PG] Chozo Ancient Guardian: 75,000/200,000 HP, Soul Targeting Colour: Amber, Focused on Battlefury, Psi's Mark of Dog: IIIIIIII[b]II.[/b]
[PG] Greed: 100,000/100,000 HP, 23/99 Money.
[PG] Gluttony: 80,000/80,000 HP, 50% Damage Reduction, Can't Be Healed, Brimstone: I[b]I[/b].
[PG] [Broken] The Despair Statue: 100,000/100,000 HP, [REDACTED].


[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP, Armourslayer: [b]II[b]I[/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Breakdown: I[b]IIII[/b].
[GM] [Broken] Alicia111: 41/50 HP.
[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 17/20 HP, 3 Barrier Strength, 2 Actions, A Complete and Utter Nightmare: III, Gottestoter: [b]IIII[/b].

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The Fortress

[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 25/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Sight (Armour-Piercing): [b]ACTIVE![/b], Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): [b]ACTIVE!,[/b]Fireproof: [b]I, [/b]Hyperdeath: [b]I.[/b]

[N] demonologist/Gale: 14/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.



Originally posted on 2016-09-05 19:31:00

Ace is now relieved, she is so relieved that Nyarly taps into her state of being relieved and pumps it into his lost HP. Replenishing it like a fountain of youth of human emotion. It quickly builds up the HP as Ace feels quite better about this... server. Like a prank was pulled on her and the jokes out of the bag. This feeling is highly effective at as a healing energy along with joy and rage, love and hate. Nyarly is more a huge fan of despair but relief is what the name of this game is. He encourages it ever so slightly by nudging endorphins in the brain here and there to create more of it. Its a great way to ease the process along.

Ace, relaxed, asks Nyarly and Alicia a few questions about the server and anything she can do. She also seems impressed by all that's happening.

OneofSwords: I mean this crazy! I wish I could have programed something like the Operation, then just invite my friends and force them onto a 4x4 Skyblock. Instant fun.

Nyarly answers them as best as he can. She appears to trust Alicia (providing a bit of firm ground can help a person a long way) and Nyarly simply out of familiarity.

Chzo and Mimes 5/20
Flesh and Bone 1/20

Code Theory (Level 4 3/5)
Perfectly Optimized Code && Programmer's First Anti-Virus

+1 to Piono, Toast, and Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-09-05 20:52:00

I'm halving the prices of the spoil rentals. Charge Connector was already relatively cheap so that's staying the same, and I don't actually have enough soldiers to halve the price.
Note: settlement with Toast out-of-game. The order is mentioned in the following post, getting it out of the way now.
This round he will receive 1500 plant archons and 50 treants.

Demeter's Gift <^> Awakener = Awakened Demeter's Gift 1/6: Creates a small "plantmatter barrier" every time it is used.
Shiva's Glory <^> Awakener = Awakened Shiva's Glory 1/6: Inflicts an attack debuff on the target of the attack.
14 spare charges
13/15 for spare charge
13/15 for spare charge
+1 to revan, jon and battlefury

Eric continues lying on the ground.
Hmm... I should make absolutely certain that it worked...
demonologist begins to worry about the fact that Eric still isn't waking up.
Oh yes, and I believe that about now Sight should be deactivating.

The words appear in Nyarly's mind:
I was not threatening you.
If I wished to threaten you, I would have targeted you specifically during that attack to some extent to lend some weight to my words.
If you must know, that particular spell is not built to target large groups, and as such, targeting with it is difficult when you have lots of people in the range.
There were a small number of groups I wanted to avoid targeting, and those siding with Broken Alicia were not among those. I figured that as an outer god, a descendant AND someone using a proxy, you could handle it just fine. And you did.



Originally posted on 2016-09-05 21:59:00

I'll be AFK until about... next Wednesday, give or take. Writing up DTG attacks takes time and creativity which I don't have.

15/15 Unkillable. DONE.
1/10 Almost Edgy
10/20 You are the lantern, you are the end. (+1 from revan)

Emblem of Selflessness <^> Gear Awakener = Emblem of Selflessness [A] (Level 7 - 3/6)
Mighta done the maths wrong on the charge time.

+1 to battlefury, revan, and pricey

Unkillable charge EXPENDED.
Gabriel SUMMONED.

Gabriel: 60'000hp, Blossom Forth: IIII
Passive - Ethereal: Until Blossom Forth is used, Gabriel can't attack or be attacked by entities, and has 150% Retribution Damage to player attacks.

Order: 50 credit worth of random archons.

Sackboy uses Costume Change! This changes his costume to the Knight, giving him +10'000 MHP and +1 AC.



Originally posted on 2016-09-05 22:20:00

Nyarly claims the Instrument.

Wow, that was actually sort sincere as you can get SONG. I..

Nyarlathotep mimics the sound of sniffling.

I'm touched.

He takes a tissue from the unknown and unseeable planes of reality and and touches his hooded face, the tissue coming back dry as a desert. He promptly ceases with the theatrics and tosses the tissue behind his back, causing the tissue to combust.

So, I'm glad we could talk our issues out friend. Hope you set the world on fire.

Knowing Nyarlathotep that's probably meant to be taken literally.

Chzo and Mimes 8/20 (+1 Toast and Piono)
Flesh and Bone 2/20

Code Theory (Level 4 4/5)
Perfectly Optimized Code && Programmer's First Anti-Virus
+1 to Dogman, Piono and, Toasty

Originally posted on 2016-09-06 04:43:00

I begin an ultimate attack.

I first take a miniature sun, and place it on a table. I then add a small rock planet orbiting the sun. I begin to dig out trenches in the planet, and fill them with water. Next up in my playing of god, I add some small fish in the oceans, which quickly become bigger and bigger as time goes on. Eventually, land creatures appear, and the age of dinosaurs begins. The dinosaurs quickly evolve into sapient creatures, and build a rocket. I quickly create a moon for them to land on, and Tyranno Rexius becomes the first dinosaur on the moon. I create other planets, which the dinosaurs soon conquer. The dinosaurs then build a warp drive, so I create other solar systems and other galaxies. The dinosaurs soon become the masters of the whole miniature universe. But the meerkats were not happy with the dinosaur's rule. They started a rebellion and over threw the tyrannical dinosaurs. The whole universe prospered for thousands of years, until The Restful One awoke. The Restful One was a being of incomprehensible power. He was awoken by a particularly loud party in the Meerkat Palace. The Restful One let out a powerful roar, and the entire Meerkat Empire turned to dust in an instant. The ducks, who were the slaves of the Meerkat Empire, soon take over, and feed The Restful One a Potion of Eternal Sleep. The Duck Empire begins a plot to destroy the original planet the dinosaurs came from so nobody could take over. They position a cannon on a nearby planet, that when fired, will glitch the target out of existence. They're about to fire the cannon, when something goes wrong, and the cannon explodes, creating a massive black hole that absorbs the solar system. The people of the Duck Empire begin to protest about the deaths of the workers who were firing the cannon, and rebellion begins. The rebels quickly overturn the government, and create a New Universe Order.

Meanwhile, on Planet X9023193120, an ancient treasure lies. This ancient treasure has no magical abilities what so ever, and it falls and shatters in two. A man picks up the broken treasure. That man's name? Albert Einstein.

I then drop a piano on Sackboy.

Greed uses Wall Street Wallop on Sackboy, and Gluttony uses Brimstone on Guardian 2945 and Guardian 2984.

Pride: 9/20 (+3 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)

Lust: 8/20 (+3 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-09-06 21:57:00

Because I'm getting kind of lazy with these things, thus turn, Verdana would probably have not done much. But, then, he realizes that the loss of Steve Buchemi before he could use his charge means that he still has it. A gloriously evil grin worthy of that one moment in Underpants Genocide crosses his face...

He proceeds to suddenly teleport over and punch the Psi-Dogmodder very hard in the face. Somehow, this is basically an instant kill. Cut to the Psi-Dogmodder staring at a computer screen from the other side of reality, emitting a big WHAT and reloading into the game to try telling Verdana off for his cheapness. Verdana responds by trying to punch the Psi-Dogmodder again, and missing... only to grab the Psi-Dogmodder mid-laugh and smash him through an incredibly long row of Earth Pillars for a number of seconds, eventually dropping him off at the far end looking like a mangled wreck. One more reload, and this time, Psi-Dogmodder manages to dodge the punch and survive the wall of Earth Pillar smashing. He gloats about his survival...

Cue the Splinter Buster appearing in the area just above Verdana's head like a Gaster Blaster, aimed at the Psi-Dogmodder. He promptly stops gloating about his survival, and then stops being in a state of survival.

Charges
The other obligatory spare charge: 15/15 (Actually used this time because whynot)
Demo Levado: 3/20 (+6 from Alicia, +1 from Jon, +1 from Toast, +1 from Piono)
+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, +1 to Jon

Originally posted on 2016-09-07 13:51:00

Demeter's Gift <^> Awakener = Awakened Demeter's Gift 2/6: Creates a small "plantmatter barrier" every time it is used.
Shiva's Glory <^> Awakener = Awakened Shiva's Glory 2/6: Inflicts an attack debuff on the target of the attack.
14 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for spare charge
+1 to revan, engie and pricey

Eric is still unconscious, getting rid of his thing.

15/15x16 expended: Fortress Renovations!
4 elements added: Ice, Lightning, Metal and Psionic
Cores, spires, barracks and beast pens built.
Creature stats:
Ice archons: 50 health, 50 attack, inflict chilled (defense debuff), adds one level onto all received crits.
Frost Wyverns: 1500 health, 1500 attack, flying, inflicts Chilled debuff. Frozen Turf: 3 round charge: Deals light damage to 3 to 5 targets and inflicts Chilled on all of them.

Lightning archons: 10 health, 175 attack
Thunderbirds: 1000 health, 2000 attack, flying. Thunderstorm: 5 round charge: changes the weather to Thunderstorm. Gives evade to all flying creatures, and deals light damage to enemy fliers every round. Every use of Thunderstorm while the weather remains such slightly adds to the evade boost and damage dealt.

Metal archons: 200 health, 10 damage, can’t attack air.
Bronze Colossi: 4000 health, 250 attack, can’t target air, 1 AC. Ironskin: 5 round charge. Give 1 AC to creatures with max health equivalent to the bronze colossi stack for 3 rounds.

Psychic archons: 30 health, 30 attack, inflicts Dazed (attack and defense debuff)
Floating Brains: 2000 health, 1000 attack, flying. Mind-Crush: 4 round charge: deals heavy damage to single target and stuns them if the attack deals more than 20% their max health.



Originally posted on 2016-09-07 17:27:00

[TURN 1]

LIFE: 20/20 (Perfect Condition)

Action: I try to check the The Despair Statue.

ERROR 404 Codefluff NOT FOUND LOLCATS NOPE.

Axel attacks the Dog of PSI (One of the Dogs).

Charges:

Something... 12/15 +1 from Revan and Eric
Something... 12/15 +1 from Noah and Eric

Charge Storage: None.

+3 Eric/SONG (because you totally destroyed stevei and his friends (Except the Dogmodder))

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 166,000 (+13,500 for damaging the Dogiot)
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Originally posted on 2016-09-07 17:37:00