Nyarlathotep expends his healing charge restoring his integrity causing him to stop glitching and revert to a normalized, well about as normal as a robed Unfathomable One can be. Bits of himself stop drifting about as if they suddenly realized their body was having a meeting. The weird static that nearly swallowed him whole now subsides into a peaceful lull. He even stopped turning into random numbers and letters, he highly believed that was exposed coding. His code even stabilizes and hopefully he won't have to deal with a certain Virus that has been plaguing him. The mere mention of the Virus makes his integrity soar even higher than before in a determined state to keep himself alive. He almost clicks together perfectly. Ace seems to be impressed yet confused by this odd display of mastery of code.

I understand you're confused but I suggest using your intellect before asking me thousands of questions right now.

He disengages from the ceiling and lands back down to the Floor.

OneofSwords: And I thought today was going quite well...

She starts observing her surroundings. She immediately notices the Operation and godmodding energy flowing freely from our friends.

OneofSwords: ... I'm going to need a cup of coffee and some pizza.

Charge 1/20 (+1 LateDop)
Siphon 11/20 (+1 from Toast, and LateDop 4/5 completed)

Our King (Level 7: 8/8)
Programmer's First Anti-Virus (Level 5 5/6)
+1 to Toast, Dogman, & Piono

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 01:40:00

7/15 Unkillable. (+1 from piono, +2 from ire)
4/20 (blaze it) You are the lantern, you are the end.

SPEARGRAB.

If death is a poison, then Noah injects himself with the antivenom to it. He then uses The Ribbon on Stevei. If he can't, he uses it on himself.




Originally posted on 2016-08-30 05:45:00

spear borrow

piono me and dogbomin hooperdoot


Originally posted on 2016-08-30 20:09:00

both pieces of obsidian armor being duped for QT and jet
3/3 complete! QT and jet now both have 2 armor and a small deflect chance.

Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 4/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations.
Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 4/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas.
19 spare charges
4/15 for spare charge
3/15 for spare charge
+2 to bfury for completing my combob, +1 to revan.

Did somebody order a bad time?
Because I'm about to deliver
Charge connector: 15/15 x5 expended.
Soul Targeting Unit borrowed. Mode: Yellow
Soul Crusher casting initiate.
x8 crit level detected: prepare for TOTAL ANNIHILATION

SONG slowly lifts into the air... chuckling ominously.
In this moment, B1NARY and Hexor, if they were somehow stupid enough to not know it before, realize something horrifying.
They are both completely. Utterly and in all certainty: Totally and fully GORILLAd.
In front of them stands (well, floats) one of the single most powerful beings on the server.
The only one to stand up to Alicia without extra plot help and not get brutally murdered.
The only one with the power and force to establish a proper safe haven anywhere in the server.
Being a reality warper is not just a matter of power, but a matter of will as well.
The will to imprint your vision on the world around you.
The will to see things change.
The will to see you enemies ground into paste fine enough that they WON'T. COME. BACK.
I think it's time enough that people learned that you don't have to be a Godmodder to be dangerous.
Sometimes, you should just leave WELL ENOUGH ALONE. (look at the description on the song. I think it is a very nice detail.)

SONG floats higher and higher into the air.
"So, here's a fun fact for you punks,"
"In Eric's homeworld, magic spells are separated by categories."
"At the bottom, you have cantrips, and then after that, spell levels, from 1 to 9."
"Now, of course, level 9 isn't the highest it goes."
"Level 9 isn't the highest, of course."
"It's just the highest that can be reasonably achieved by most mortals."
"And, funnily enough, he's not 'most mortals' anymore."
"In fact, while I'm in charge, he ain't mortal at all."
"So... let's see how you stand up to level Xsomething-something I could calculate it out with my omniscience but it would be wasted on you."

SONG begins chanting and moving his arms about. Various small knickknacks appear in the air and begin to glow and spiral around his head.
Light gleams off of a diamond, flashes off of a block of metal. Lights flash on a small alarm clock...
And a massive sword appears out of the air and hangs underneath SONG's feet, like the pendulum of some great grandfather clock, counting down to the end of the lives of those SONG has chosen to take his wrath out upon.
The sword slowly begins to swing back and forth and the wind begins to rustle what little plantlife is left in the wasteland that they all stand in.
Energy begins to swirl, lightning begins to crackle, the amount of mana SONG is drawing upon is not a healthy amount for the area around.
Light begins to twist and bend in unusual ways, and despite the Sun being clearly visible overhead, and with practically no clouds in the sky, everything begins to get dark.
And everything gets darker. Darker and darker. All that can be seen are the vague silhouettes of everyone.
And then the first light can be seen. A small white light shining from behind SONG, outlining his torso, and as he continues, the light begins to glow.
A red summoning circle appears behind him, a pentagram.
Around it's edges four more circles, blue, green, yellow and purple all appear, slowly turning. More and more circles begin to appear, intricately detailed one and all.
Colors begin to burst forth, as the layers of casting circles begin to spread out, as if making some enormous clockwork machine out of glowing shapes.

And then they spread backwards. As the colors and circles spread out in a massive array, they begin to fold in upon themselves, folding backwards, downwards.
They all begin to create a massive contraption, rods and axles and gears and blocks. Massive rotating platforms.
An enormous clockwork maze of light.
Symbols streak across the shape, flowing, as smaller white and grey circles shift to line replica hydraulics through the entire massive thing.
Slowly, slowly, slowly, the thing begins to build upwards into a massive construct. Smaller lines dotting the massive circle behind SONG as the enormous construct builds itself up and down.
And finally, it is done.
A massive, incredibly intricate clock stands tall in the dust swirling around the group. Song at the center, the sword, a pendulum. And slowly, slowly, light begins to filter down to the blade.

As the clock begins to fade, SONG reaches down and draws up the blade. On it's side can be seen an exact replica of the clock created just moments before.
He draws it up and lands on the ground, and a small glowing white chain, barely visible, reaches down past the hilt of the blade and into his chest.
SONG levels it at Hexor and B1NARY. Glowing chains made of small interlocking pentagrams shoot out and slam into Hexor and B1NARY and from there split outwards.
They launch into the fray far behind them, linking up to person after person after person, until everyone is interlocked with each other, through the chains, back to SONG's sword.
He smiles.
And then he whips the sword back.
Light travels down the length of the chain, Hexor shatters. Becoming little more than shards of light that quickly blow away in the wind.
The light hit B1NARY, searing into him, darkness flickers around his form, fighting the light. B1NARY screams and screams and slowly burns away.
The light moves onwards.
As the light moves forwards, Prime Alicia and those working under her heave sighs of relief as the chains connecting to them click and unlock, falling to the ground, as does the Psi-Dogmodder and those working with him, and the AGs.
The light travels up to the unfortunate man at the center: Stevei.
And suddenly SONG launches straight up to him, time slows down for the two of them as SONG closes in.
Stevei watches helplessly as SONG closes up on him.
"I would say to take your lesson from this... but I figure it's too late for that."

SONG plants the sword in him, time speeds back up.
SONG steps back as stevei slowly slumps backward, run through with the massive blade.
And then the light spreads out of stevei's chains out to everyone still connected in the web.
SONG grins once more, and jerks the sword out.
The light shoots outwards into everyone connected by stevei (which is everyone still connected by chains except for SONG and demonologist) and white light bursts out from inside of them.
And a dome of energy appears, pulsing in and out, and with it, bursts of light begin to break within all those struck with it as well.
In and out, all as one.
And then they expand outwards in a dome of energy, converging on stevei, blasting him from all sides...
When the light clears, both demonologist and SONG have disappeared, stevei kneels on the ground, gasping for breath (at which point Alicia presumably delivers the coup de grace. I'll let consumer write it.)
The others who were struck by the light have also been heavily damaged (possibly even completely destroyed. consumer's choice on how to spread out the damage, so long as everything still connected took damage, and both Hexor and B1NARY got obliterated, and stevei got rekt)

meanwhile...
Back in the Fortress, demonologist and SONG arrive in the central keep.
And the grey light around SONG begins to flicker wildly.
Presence begins to fade as Eric starts to fight the unwanted intruder into his mind. It does not seem to be easy on his body though.



Originally posted on 2016-08-30 20:18:00

*Dr.T charges 2/2
*Dr.T sees Alicia, in her vulnerable* state.

*Dr.T pulls out one of his smaller pistols, the 1911, he grabs his tommy gun and holds it by the barrel.

*Dr.T cocks the 1911 and throws it high in the air, when it lowers to his height, he hits the gun mid-air, making it fire, the recoil added to the force of the hit sends the pistol flying towards alicia at incredibly high speed.

Dr.T: That that some major league stuff, right here! BOOM! hehe.


*(well, as vulnerable as a godmodder can be!)

Originally posted on 2016-08-30 22:26:00

8/15 Unkillable.
6/20 You are the lantern, you are the end. (+1 from Revan)

Combined assists from last post, and those from this. +1 to cyan, +1 to ire, +2 to battlefury, +1 to revan, +1 to pricey.

Noah shanks Psi with a sharpened noodle, which is exactly what it sounds like. Never underestimate the power of a sharpened noodle. He then takes the logical next step, and uses The Spire on Dogbomination.



Originally posted on 2016-08-31 02:34:00

[WHAT HAVE YOU DONE PRICEY, YOU CAUSED CHAOS TO OTHERS NOW]

I rebark (respawn) to the second floor (and not serving the mates because gorilla that and gorilla you stevei)

Some Robot-suited Idiot's soul form: Well, the PSI Dogmodder's minions took my body away from me and now I am a helpless soul (unless you kill that dog form of mines)

Codefluff thinking she is not done yet, she attempts to debug the Virus from the existence.

Axel strikes the Dogbomination (or the Priceless Dog if it's got destroyed).

Charges:

Something... 8/15 +1 from the PSI because what I did tried to cause chaos and Compensation
Something... 8/15 +1 from Eric and Compensation

Charge Storage: None.

+1 to None because I am dead.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 152,500
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

Originally posted on 2016-08-31 09:09:00

I stuff some fresh peaches and some sushi into my mouth, healing me. I then eat a slice of delicious ice cream cake.

Big Band takes a step back, then quickly hops into the air. He wraps a giant french horn around his body and rushes the Dogbomination, unleashing his Super Sonic Jazz by crashing into it.

Corotrangrul Summon: 19/20 (+1 from Jet set, jon, toast, consumer)
Fallen Grace: 4/20 (+1 from revan, consumer)

Golden Gunblade && Ice Pick && Sickle && Chain: (2/7)

+1 to Jetset, Revan and Jon.

Originally posted on 2016-08-31 10:55:00

>Chaos: Stop being a bunch of bits on the wall, and tape yourself back together.

Originally posted on 2016-08-31 22:07:00

I make the Psi-Dogmodder('s shade) go on the ULTIMATE QUEST OF ULTIMATE DOOM!

LEG 1 (Special Delivery): The Psi-Dogmodder must deliver an extremely fragile package to the Old Man of the Million Mile Mountain within 15 minutes. If he drops it, breaks it, or if it is harmed in anyway, he will by horribly maimed by thousands of demons. Once he delivers the package, the Old Man kicks him off the mountain, sending him plummeting into a ravine full of deadly spikes.

LEG 2: (Spikes, Spikes, and more Spikes): The Psi-Dogmodder is attacked by the fiendish Spike Creatures! He must avoid them while also not touching the floor, which is also made of spikes. All of the spikes are coated with the worst poisons known to man, napalm, and explosive liquid. Failure to complete this challenge will send him all the way back to Special Delivery.

LEG 3: (Leprechaun Lecture): The Psi-Dogmodder must give a million lectures about leprechaun romance in 15 minutes. If he stops even the slightest bit, becomes impossible to understand, or if the judges don't like him, he will be killed instantly, sending him back to Special Delivery.

LEG 4: (The Quiz): The Psi-Dogmodder must complete an impossible quiz within 15 minutes. The quiz is in the spoiler below.

[/spoiler]
Failure to complete the quiz and get a 100% on it will kill the Psi-Dogmodder, sending him back to Special Delivery.

LEG 5: (Monster Impossible To Kill): The Monster Impossible To Kill is invincible, hits likes millions of trucks, and had a quintuple-action. The only way for the Psi-Dogmodder to win is to do one damage to himself.

Wrath throws a bomb at a dog-based enemy.
The Envies all attack the Dogbomination.

Greed: 18/20 (+1 from Piono, +2 from Alicia)

Gluttony: 18/20 (+1 from FeatheredDragon, +2 from Alicia)

+1 to Engie, +1 to Piono, +1 to FeatheredDragon

Originally posted on 2016-08-31 22:37:00

Flip closes the panel on the side, concealing the music records from view. Perhaps it's time to have a change of scenery and meet new potential customers! He gets into the Boutique's driving seat and heads off to the nearest area where things may be happening!

Or... Perhaps, it's time to step out from the counter and into action!

Flip has taken "Combat Mode"!

Boutique has gained +5 charge points, +1 from himself, +1 from Quantum, +1 from Piono, +1 from Toast, and +1 from Dragon!

Spiritual Magatama: 20 out of 20 charge points.

Boutique (Vehicle Form): 8 out of 20 charge points.

+1 to Quantum, +1 to Piono, and +1 to Dragon.

Originally posted on 2016-08-31 23:53:00

PSIDOP:

The Dogmodder proceeds to shatter the damaged artifacts, and unleashs their power against the Energy Archons, destroying them instantly, with the overkill going to the Pixelated Heart, which is promptly overwhelmed by status effects and explused from the dogbomination. He then tosses a 50k-damage bomb at wrath, instantly killing him due to his passive of increased damages from explosions. Both Mini-Envys are caught in the blast, and take 10,000 damage. He notices that somehow, the Happy Dog is still alive according to the update terminal, and explodes this mistake to teleport a decoy back into time, blocking Broken Alicia's attack. He then slaughter's the AG beasts, along with the Merkats, before killing Axel. He then strats three project charges to undo the damage caused to his plans- One will take two rounds, and is known as "Rectify", one as "A Complete and Utter Nightmare"(3), and one as "Godslayer" (4). He then does the summony thing, adjusted due to the massive damage dealt. ((A note: This got bonus damage due to my salt, which is now expended)) He also grins, as the first of his battle techniques is ready...

Originally posted on 2016-09-01 01:20:00

/null

Only. One. Thing. To. To. To. To.

Originally posted on 2016-09-01 12:32:00

Goddamn it I'm having trouble keeping up with this what with the stressload of exams and shiet...

Originally posted on 2016-09-01 13:51:00

Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 5/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations.
Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 5/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas.
19 spare charges
6/15 for spare charge
5/15 for spare charge
+1 to jon, jet and QT

Eric is still recovering from his possession



Originally posted on 2016-09-01 17:18:00

THE UPDATE IS FINALLY DONE, AFTER 5. DAYS. FINALLY. FINALLY. tl;dr: alicia is still adjusting to rebecoming the main antagonist as psi rekts gorilla. I'd recommend you'd take a break from P&S, to refocus on DTG2, as the epilogue's up. There may or may not be a cutscene commemorating this.

Originally posted on 2016-09-01 20:50:00

Nyarly purchases 10% of dodge from Toast.

He begins a ritual to minimize damage taken from Eric/SONG's attack.

You know it is considered quite rude to attack your friends.

He draws a concentric circle with four smaller circles around the four corners where a square would be if placed inside of a circle.

He begins scribbling down a name in each circle in a long forgotten language lost to the minds of men but not to a being with a memory older than time.

In the first he writes Azathoth and pulls a tendril out of his robes and sets it in that circle.
In the second he writes Yog-Sothoth and creates a miniature orb of Yog-Sothoth holding a point of time and space placing it in the respective circle.
In the third he writes Shubb-Niggorath and pulls a living... thing (it almost resembles a goat mixed with a sideways mouth filled with teeth mixed with a squid) in a glass container setting it down in her circle.
In the four he writes his own name and stands in the circle.

An arcane barrier forms around Nyarly protecting him from SONG's attack. Hopefully this will act as a counter-measure to prevent any health from being lost needlessly.

Nyarly calls upon the might of the Outer Gods to assist him from getting riggity rekt.

The power of Azathoth, the Red King; Dreamer and Creator flows into the center of the concentric circle's center giving his barrier the creative power of the Dream known as Reality . The power of Yog-Sothoth; the White King, Space and Time itself aids Nyarlathotep crafting a barrier out Time withering the attacks power by aeons reducing it to barely even a whimper of its former self. The power of Shubb-Niggorath; the Sole Queen, the Black Goat, springs around Nyarly reinforcing the barrier with life energies. Finally, Nyarly uses his own power as the Black King; The Faceless God, the Black Pharaoh, the Crawling Chaos. An ankh made of darkness shields Nyarlathotep absorbing any energies used to attack him to heal him. The pleased look upon Nyarly's face is more than enough to understand. The barrier/s mesh well each adding a layer of defensive power. Nyarlathotep refuses to cower to SONG. Or any attacker for that matter, if anyone has requests of him they can either politely do business with him or die fighting him. That's the way things worked to satisfying conclusion. He looks at Eric knowing SONG can see him. He holds up his hand, two fingers. Two strikes.


Ïa, ïa Shubb-Niggorath and Yog-Sothoth.
Azathoth is too brain-dead to understand a greeting so Nyarly doesn't bother with one.

Oh! Broken Alicia, anything you want to say to them?

Ace is currently gathering supplies to prepare herself for this insanity. (She's brewing a pot of coffee and ordering pizza while this happens)


Charge 2/20
Siphon 15/20 (+1 from Toast, Piono and FeatheredDragon 4/5 completed)

Our King (Level 7: 8/8)

Programmer's First Anti-Virus (Level 5 6/6)

Ace of Spades && Ace of Hearts && Ace of Diamonds && Ace of Clubs && A bit of Code==

+1 to Toast, Dragon, & Piono


Originally posted on 2016-09-02 02:20:00

Verdana decides to not be completely useless, and thus teleports over to Steve Buscemi, as I like to call him. Or, more commonly known as, Stevei.

And then proceeds to waste a 15-post charge entirely dedicated to picking Stevei up, demonstrating his superior knowledge of useless scouting facts by turning Stevei's limbs into various entangled knots, and throws him towards the horizon.

Charges
The other obligatory spare charge: 15/15 (Used)
Demo Levado: 1/20
+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, +1 to Jon

Originally posted on 2016-09-02 09:58:00

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1472517620))

Nyarlathotep expends his healing charge restoring his integrity causing him to stop glitching and revert to a normalized, well about as normal as a robed Unfathomable One can be. Bits of himself stop drifting about as if they suddenly realized their body was having a meeting. The weird static that nearly swallowed him whole now subsides into a peaceful lull. He even stopped turning into random numbers and letters, he highly believed that was exposed coding. His code even  stabilizes and hopefully he won't have to deal with a certain Virus that has been plaguing him. The mere mention of the Virus makes his integrity soar even higher than before in a determined state to keep himself alive. He almost clicks together perfectly. Ace seems to be impressed yet confused by this odd display of mastery of code. I understand you're confused but I suggest using your intellect before asking me thousands of questions right now. He disengages from the ceiling and lands back down to the Floor. OneofSwords: And I thought today was going quite well... She starts observing her surroundings. She immediately notices the Operation and godmodding energy flowing freely from our friends. OneofSwords: ... I'm going to need a cup of coffee and some pizza. Charge 1/20 (+1 LateDop)  Siphon 11/20 (+1 from Toast, and LateDop 4/5 completed) Our King (Level 7: 8/8) Programmer's First Anti-Virus (Level 5 5/6) +1 to Toast, Dogman, & Piono

Our King: A statue that makes people around you want to serve. They can not resist. They will not resist. Serve Our King. Our King. Our King. Our King. Our King. Our King. Our King. Our King. IT HURTS.
You heal for 50% INTEGRITY. Ace is confused.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1472532321))

7/15 Unkillable. (+1 from piono, +2 from ire) 4/20 (blaze it) You are the lantern, you are the end. SPEARGRAB. If death is a poison, then Noah injects himself with the antivenom to it. He then uses The Ribbon on Stevei. If he can't, he uses it on himself.

You inject the antivenom to death into yourself. Unfortunately, the antivenom to death is still death, but just in time, the Shielded Minibot comes up to you, and tells you not to take drugs, even if they're good for your health. You question the logic, and still inject yourself with death's antivenom, which is death, but the Shielded Minibot intercepts you. It hits the ground, shattering into pieces.

"rip fam"

You take 3 damage.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1472584159))

spear borrow piono me and dogbomin hooperdoot

You Hyperdeath Piono and the Dogbomination, wasting a single hyperdoot.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1472584739))

both pieces of obsidian armor being duped for QT and jet 3/3 complete! QT and jet now both have 2 armor and a small deflect chance. Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 4/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations. Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 4/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas. 19 spare charges 4/15 for spare charge 3/15 for spare charge +2 to bfury for completing my combob, +1 to revan. Did somebody order a bad time? Because I'm about to deliver Charge connector: 15/15 x5 expended. Soul Targeting Unit borrowed. Mode: Yellow Soul Crusher casting initiate. x8 crit level detected: prepare for TOTAL ANNIHILATION SONG slowly lifts into the air... chuckling ominously. In this moment, B1NARY and Hexor, if they were somehow stupid enough to not know it before, realize something horrifying. They are both completely. Utterly and in all certainty: Totally and fully GORILLAd. In front of them stands (well, floats) one of the single most powerful beings on the server. The only one to stand up to Alicia without extra plot help and not get brutally murdered. The only one with the power and force to establish a proper safe haven anywhere in the server. Being a reality warper is not just a matter of power, but a matter of will as well. The will to imprint your vision on the world around you. The will to see things change. The will to see you enemies ground into paste fine enough that they WON'T. COME. BACK. I think it's time enough that people learned that you don't have to be a Godmodder to be dangerous. Sometimes, you should just leave WELL ENOUGH ALONE. (look at the description on the song. I think it is a very nice detail.) SONG floats higher and higher into the air. "So, here's a fun fact for you punks," "In Eric's homeworld, magic spells are separated by categories." "At the bottom, you have cantrips, and then after that, spell levels, from 1 to 9." "Now, of course, level 9 isn't the highest it goes." "Level 9 isn't the highest, of course." "It's just the highest that can be reasonably achieved by most mortals." "And, funnily enough, he's not 'most mortals' anymore." "In fact, while I'm in charge, he ain't mortal at all." "So... let's see how you stand up to level Xsomething-something I could calculate it out with my omniscience but it would be wasted on you." SONG begins chanting and moving his arms about. Various small knickknacks appear in the air and begin to glow and spiral around his head. Light gleams off of a diamond, flashes off of a block of metal. Lights flash on a small alarm clock... And a massive sword appears out of the air and hangs underneath SONG's feet, like the pendulum of some great grandfather clock, counting down to the end of the lives of those SONG has chosen to take his wrath out upon. The sword slowly begins to swing back and forth and the wind begins to rustle what little plantlife is left in the wasteland that they all stand in. Energy begins to swirl, lightning begins to crackle, the amount of mana SONG is drawing upon is not a healthy amount for the area around. Light begins to twist and bend in unusual ways, and despite the Sun being clearly visible overhead, and with practically no clouds in the sky, everything begins to get dark. And everything gets darker. Darker and darker. All that can be seen are the vague silhouettes of everyone. And then the first light can be seen. A small white light shining from behind SONG, outlining his torso, and as he continues, the light begins to glow. A red summoning circle appears behind him, a pentagram. Around it's edges four more circles, blue, green, yellow and purple all appear, slowly turning. More and more circles begin to appear, intricately detailed one and all. Colors begin to burst forth, as the layers of casting circles begin to spread out, as if making some enormous clockwork machine out of glowing shapes. And then they spread backwards. As the colors and circles spread out in a massive array, they begin to fold in upon themselves, folding backwards, downwards. They all begin to create a massive contraption, rods and axles and gears and blocks. Massive rotating platforms. An enormous clockwork maze of light. Symbols streak across the shape, flowing, as smaller white and grey circles shift to line replica hydraulics through the entire massive thing. Slowly, slowly, slowly, the thing begins to build upwards into a massive construct. Smaller lines dotting the massive circle behind SONG as the enormous construct builds itself up and down. And finally, it is done. A massive, incredibly intricate clock stands tall in the dust swirling around the group. Song at the center, the sword, a pendulum. And slowly, slowly, light begins to filter down to the blade. As the clock begins to fade, SONG reaches down and draws up the blade. On it's side can be seen an exact replica of the clock created just moments before. He draws it up and lands on the ground, and a small glowing white chain, barely visible, reaches down past the hilt of the blade and into his chest. SONG levels it at Hexor and B1NARY. Glowing chains made of small interlocking pentagrams shoot out and slam into Hexor and B1NARY and from there split outwards. They launch into the fray far behind them, linking up to person after person after person, until everyone is interlocked with each other, through the chains, back to SONG's sword. He smiles. And then he whips the sword back. Light travels down the length of the chain, Hexor shatters. Becoming little more than shards of light that quickly blow away in the wind. The light hit B1NARY, searing into him, darkness flickers around his form, fighting the light. B1NARY screams and screams and slowly burns away. The light moves onwards. As the light moves forwards, Prime Alicia and those working under her heave sighs of relief as the chains connecting to them click and unlock, falling to the ground, as does the Psi-Dogmodder and those working with him, and the AGs. The light travels up to the unfortunate man at the center: Stevei. And suddenly SONG launches straight up to him, time slows down for the two of them as SONG closes in. Stevei watches helplessly as SONG closes up on him. "I would say to take your lesson from this... but I figure it's too late for that." SONG plants the sword in him, time speeds back up. SONG steps back as stevei slowly slumps backward, run through with the massive blade. And then the light spreads out of stevei's chains out to everyone still connected in the web. SONG grins once more, and jerks the sword out. The light shoots outwards into everyone connected by stevei (which is everyone still connected by chains except for SONG and demonologist) and white light bursts out from inside of them. And a dome of energy appears, pulsing in and out, and with it, bursts of light begin to break within all those struck with it as well. In and out, all as one. And then they expand outwards in a dome of energy, converging on stevei, blasting him from all sides... When the light clears, both demonologist and SONG have disappeared, stevei kneels on the ground, gasping for breath (at which point Alicia presumably delivers the coup de grace. I'll let consumer write it.) The others who were struck by the light have also been heavily damaged (possibly even completely destroyed. consumer's choice on how to spread out the damage, so long as everything still connected took damage, and both Hexor and B1NARY got obliterated, and stevei got rekt) meanwhile... Back in the Fortress, demonologist and SONG arrive in the central keep. And the grey light around SONG begins to flicker wildly. Presence begins to fade as Eric starts to fight the unwanted intruder into his mind. It does not seem to be easy on his body though.

So mini-crits (1) + next attack supercritting (3) + hyperdoot (2) + supercrit (3) == 9x. A 75 post charged attack deals 187,500 + 40,000 == 227,500 damage, and now we go up the critical ladder.
1.5x > 2x > 2.5x > 3x > 4x > 5x > 6x> 7x > 8x.

That's 1,820,000 damage. The OP Scale kicks back hard at you, as the Mates cease to exist. Stevei is DEAD DEAD DEAD, and he would drop a spoil except you executed him. Hexor is DEAD DEAD, as is Binary, and the Virus has been purified from AscensionCraft. As you aren't targeting Psi, Alicia and the AGs, the Neutrals and Pixelated Heart disappear in a flash of light. The Narrative is merciful and lets all Neutrals but Revan survive on 1 HP, with Revan surviving with 5 less HP due to his counter and Broken Alicia taking 3 damage and generally being less stable. The fall out has to go somewhere, and in the middle of the battlefield, is left a massive crater.

If you are left in any way inconvenienced by this I suggest you vote with your wallet and assists. Rebalancing will be on it's way, along with a couple of other things.

QUOTE (QuantumThingue @ (time=1472592373))

*Dr.T charges 2/2 *Dr.T sees Alicia, in her vulnerable* state. *Dr.T pulls out one of his smaller pistols, the 1911, he grabs his tommy gun and holds it by the barrel. *Dr.T cocks the 1911 and throws it high in the air, when it lowers to his height, he hits the gun mid-air, making it fire, the recoil added to the force of the hit sends the pistol flying towards alicia at incredibly high speed. Dr.T: That that some major league stuff, right here! BOOM! hehe. *(well, as vulnerable as a godmodder can be!)

You notice your gun fail to fire, and hit the ground.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1472607270))

8/15 Unkillable. 6/20 You are the lantern, you are the end. (+1 from Revan) Combined assists from last post, and those from this. +1 to cyan, +1 to ire, +2 to battlefury, +1 to revan, +1 to pricey. Noah shanks Psi with a sharpened noodle, which is exactly what it sounds like. Never underestimate the power of a sharpened noodle. He then takes the logical next step, and uses The Spire on Dogbomination.

Psi ignores it, cooks it, and eats it. You then use the Spire on the Dogbomination, Incarcerating it.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1472630967))

[WHAT HAVE YOU DONE PRICEY, YOU CAUSED CHAOS TO OTHERS NOW] I rebark (respawn) to the second floor (and not serving the mates because gorilla that and gorilla you stevei) Some Robot-suited Idiot's soul form: Well, the PSI Dogmodder's minions took my body away from me and now I am a helpless soul (unless you kill that dog form of mines) Codefluff thinking she is not done yet, she attempts to debug the Virus from the existence. Axel strikes the Dogbomination (or the Priceless Dog if it's got destroyed). Charges: Something... 8/15 +1 from the PSI because what I did tried to cause chaos and Compensation Something... 8/15 +1 from Eric and Compensation Charge Storage: None. +1 to None because I am dead. Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 152,500 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 3

You respawn. I don't know what the Mates did to you, seeing as they don't exist any more. Entity orders don't go through while you're dead. The Mark of Dog isn't a bodyjacking effect - on being dogged, your mind is either warped into something unrecognisable, or completely removed and replaced with a Dog elemental, while your body is corrupted with so much dog energies, you turn into a dog elemental. Descendants usually can respawn from this perfectly fine, unless the Narrative makes them permadogged, and RP characters can probably just get lucky on that, but as a note, killing your dog form will not get you your body back. Find something to do that for you, I don't know.

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1472637311))

I stuff some fresh peaches and some sushi into my mouth, healing me. I then eat a slice of delicious ice cream cake. Big Band takes a step back, then quickly hops into the air. He wraps a giant french horn around his body and rushes the Dogbomination, unleashing his Super Sonic Jazz by crashing into it. Corotrangrul Summon: 19/20 (+1 from Jet set, jon, toast, consumer) Fallen Grace: 4/20 (+1 from revan, consumer) Golden Gunblade && Ice Pick && Sickle && Chain: (2/7) +1 to Jetset, Revan and Jon.

You heal for 3 HP.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1472677628))

>Chaos: Stop being a bunch of bits on the wall, and tape yourself back together.

You respawn.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1472679472))

I make the Psi-Dogmodder('s shade) go on the ULTIMATE QUEST OF ULTIMATE DOOM! LEG 1 (Special Delivery): The Psi-Dogmodder must deliver an extremely fragile package to the Old Man of the Million Mile Mountain within 15 minutes. If he drops it, breaks it, or if it is harmed in anyway, he will by horribly maimed by thousands of demons. Once he delivers the package, the Old Man kicks him off the mountain, sending him plummeting into a ravine full of deadly spikes. LEG 2: (Spikes, Spikes, and more Spikes): The Psi-Dogmodder is attacked by the fiendish Spike Creatures! He must avoid them while also not touching the floor, which is also made of spikes. All of the spikes are coated with the worst poisons known to man, napalm, and explosive liquid. Failure to complete this challenge will send him all the way back to Special Delivery. LEG 3: (Leprechaun Lecture): The Psi-Dogmodder must give a million lectures about leprechaun romance in 15 minutes. If he stops even the slightest bit, becomes impossible to understand, or if the judges don't like him, he will be killed instantly, sending him back to Special Delivery. LEG 4: (The Quiz): The Psi-Dogmodder must complete an impossible quiz within 15 minutes. The quiz is in the spoiler below. DA QUIZ 1) Who is the greatest character in Destroy the Godmodder? a) Psi-Scratch b) Wilson c) goanna67 d) Not-John 2) Who is the worst character in Destroy the Godmodder? a) UserZero b) UserZero c) UserZero d) UserZero 3) What kind of poison have I just injected in you? a) Polonium-210 b) Memes c) Arsenic d) The "I Love You" Virus 4) Will your next answer be no? a) Yes b) Certainly c) Without a doubt. d) Squirrels! Come save me! 5) What 2+2? a) 3 b) 21 c) 438902849203482309578 d) 2 [spoiler=answer key] 1: c 2: a 3: b 4: d 5: e: None of the above. [/spoiler] Failure to complete the quiz and get a 100% on it will kill the Psi-Dogmodder, sending him back to Special Delivery. LEG 5: (Monster Impossible To Kill): The Monster Impossible To Kill is invincible, hits likes millions of trucks, and had a quintuple-action. The only way for the Psi-Dogmodder to win is to do one damage to himself. Wrath throws a bomb at a dog-based enemy. The Envies all attack the Dogbomination. Greed: 18/20 (+1 from Piono, +2 from Alicia) Gluttony: 18/20 (+1 from FeatheredDragon, +2 from Alicia) +1 to Engie, +1 to Piono, +1 to FeatheredDragon

Psi dogs the package and teleports it to the old man, before brainwashing him so that he doesn't kick him off, even though he's nowhere near him. This makes him skip Leg 2, and he easily gives millions of lectures using his alts before he answers the quiz perfectly. The Monst Impossible to Kill promptly smashes Psi in for 3 damage before getting rekt by the OP Scale.

QUOTE (JetSet @ (time=1472684033))

Flip closes the panel on the side, concealing the music records from view. Perhaps it's time to have a change of scenery and meet new potential customers! He gets into the Boutique's driving seat and heads off to the nearest area where things may be happening! Or... Perhaps, it's time to step out from the counter and into action! Flip has taken "Combat Mode"! Boutique has gained +5 charge points, +1 from himself, +1 from Quantum, +1 from Piono, +1 from Toast, and +1 from Dragon! Spiritual Magatama: 20 out of 20 charge points. Boutique (Vehicle Form): 8 out of 20 charge points. +1 to Quantum, +1 to Piono, and +1 to Dragon.

You get ready to murder some people.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1472689245))

PSIDOP: The Dogmodder proceeds to shatter the damaged artifacts, and unleashs their power against the Energy Archons, destroying them instantly, with the overkill going to the Pixelated Heart, which is promptly overwhelmed by status effects and explused from the dogbomination.  He then tosses a 50k-damage bomb at wrath, instantly killing him due to his passive of increased damages from explosions. Both Mini-Envys are caught in the blast, and take 10,000 damage. He notices that somehow, the Happy Dog is still alive according to the update terminal, and explodes this mistake to teleport a decoy back into time, blocking Broken Alicia's attack. He then slaughter's the AG beasts, along with the Merkats, before killing Axel. He then strats three project charges to undo the damage caused to his plans- One will take two rounds, and is known as "Rectify", one as "A Complete and Utter Nightmare"(3), and one as "Godslayer" (4). He then does the summony thing, adjusted due to the massive damage dealt. ((A note: This got bonus damage due to my salt, which is now expended)) He also grins, as the first of his battle techniques is ready...

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1472729561))

/null Only. One. Thing. To. To. To. To.

#fictionisreal

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1472734287))

Goddamn it I'm having trouble keeping up with this what with the stressload of exams and shiet...

#onehundredandeleven

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1472746711))

Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 5/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations. Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 5/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas. 19 spare charges 6/15 for spare charge 5/15 for spare charge +1 to jon, jet and QT Eric is still recovering from his possession

Hum ho.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1472779252))

Nyarly purchases 10% of dodge from Toast. He begins a ritual to minimize damage taken from Eric/SONG's attack. You know it is considered quite rude to attack your friends. He draws a concentric circle with four smaller circles around the four corners where a square would be if placed inside of a circle. He begins scribbling down a name in each circle in a long forgotten language lost to the minds of men but not to a being with a memory older than time. In the first he writes Azathoth and pulls a tendril out of his robes and sets it in that circle. In the second he writes Yog-Sothoth and creates a miniature orb of Yog-Sothoth holding a point of time and space placing it in the respective circle. In the third he writes Shubb-Niggorath and pulls a living... thing (it almost resembles a goat mixed with a sideways mouth filled with teeth mixed with a squid) in a glass container setting it down in her circle. In the four he writes his own name and stands in the circle. An arcane barrier forms around Nyarly protecting him from SONG's attack. Hopefully this will act as a counter-measure to prevent any health from being lost needlessly. Nyarly calls upon the might of the Outer Gods to assist him from getting riggity rekt. The power of Azathoth, the Red King; Dreamer and Creator flows into the center of the concentric circle's center giving his barrier the creative power of the Dream known as Reality . The power of Yog-Sothoth; the White King, Space and Time itself aids Nyarlathotep crafting a barrier out Time withering the attacks power by aeons reducing it to barely even a whimper of its former self. The power of Shubb-Niggorath; the Sole Queen, the Black Goat, springs around Nyarly reinforcing the barrier with life energies. Finally, Nyarly uses his own power as the Black King; The Faceless God, the Black Pharaoh, the Crawling Chaos. An ankh made of darkness shields Nyarlathotep absorbing any energies used to attack him to heal him. The pleased look upon Nyarly's face is more than enough to understand.  The barrier/s mesh well each adding a layer of defensive power. Nyarlathotep refuses to cower to SONG. Or any attacker for that matter, if anyone has requests of him they can either politely do business with him or die fighting him. That's the way things worked to satisfying conclusion. He looks at Eric knowing SONG can see him. He holds up his hand, two fingers. Two strikes. Ïa, ïa Shubb-Niggorath and Yog-Sothoth. Azathoth is too brain-dead to understand a greeting so Nyarly doesn't bother with one. Oh! Broken Alicia, anything you want to say to them? Ace is currently gathering supplies to prepare herself for this insanity. (She's brewing a pot of coffee and ordering pizza while this happens) Charge 2/20 Siphon 15/20 (+1 from Toast, Piono and FeatheredDragon  4/5 completed) Our King (Level 7: 8/8) Programmer's First Anti-Virus (Level 5 6/6) Ace of Spades  && Ace of Hearts && Ace of Diamonds && Ace of Clubs && A bit of Code== +1 to Toast, Dragon, & Piono

Broken!Alicia shakes her head, and you guard against the chains.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1472806687))

Verdana decides to not be completely useless, and thus teleports over to Steve Buscemi, as I like to call him. Or, more commonly known as, Stevei. And then proceeds to waste a 15-post charge entirely dedicated to picking Stevei up, demonstrating his superior knowledge of useless scouting facts by turning Stevei's limbs into various entangled knots, and throws him towards the horizon. Charges The other obligatory spare charge: 15/15 (Used) Demo Levado: 1/20 +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, +1 to Jon

You try to ascend from uselessness, and realise that stevei is dead.

Originally posted on 2016-09-02 20:42:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners gain 1 HP. Revans gain 3 Rage from the destruction here. SONG notices the metaphysical annihilation of his Omniscience, as stevei is dead. Some extract of his body is avaliable, but apart from that, he's ultradead. Revan then takes 2 damage from a failed integrity roll.

The Dogbomination is Incarcerated. Psi deathstares Noah, who is likely very salty about having his entities completely annihilated by Piono. It then takes damage. The Priceless Dog takes 3 damage before it teams up with the Thralls of Psi to throw bombs at Wrath for 64,000 critical damage. Alicia wonders how the hell they got bombs, while the Dogs hug rush Mini-Envy for 30,000 damage. It dies, and splits, while the Happy Dog annihilates Mini-Mini-Envy A. The Dogiot then does 12,000 damage to another one.

Sackboy smirks, with 40,000 damage to apply to the faces of his enemies. He dunks the Mini-Mini-Envies, causing them to split. Death the Dog latches onto Big Band, as he uses Super Sonic Jazz! He charges into the Dogbomination at Mach 1, and sends him back into the ground, before Death the Dog cuts through him, dealing 60,000 damage in total. Codefluff and Axel in a mistaken fury, rush the Dogiot to rescue their friend, dealing 30,000 damage. The Beasts and Archons cause the last Envy to split.

Broken Alicia laughs, causing you to stop for a few seconds. She dances among the corpses of the Neutrals, the remnants of Stevei and the Virus, and in general desecrates the dead. Battlefury stops, and his mind hurts, and he sees things. Things that are physically impossible to put into words. He takes 3 damage due to this. Prime Alicia just stares at her like she's a maniac, probably as she is one.

The Mini^3 Envies have terrible hit rates and hit the Dogbomination for 3,000 damage. Wrath throws a bomb at the Priceless Dog, causing it to explode. This is cause for Alicia salt, but she's not dropping a project charge until next turn.

Alicia gives a +3 to all PGs, before she magically gains perception altering abilities. She uses these abilities to convince Death the Dog to walk back into time, and into a chain, causing it to die. The Archons suddenly notice their complete lack of existence, and the Dogbomination suddenly notices itself being telefragged into the obsidian cage that it's trapped it, before suffering massively. Incarceration will be dealing serious damage per turn to it until it's removed. For that matter, Psi suddenly finds that he can't remove it for reasons relating to a certain Descendant's mindscape and nemeses. She then summons a Chozo Guardians, to keep her from running out of actually good entities. It repurposes the OFW-Mech's Soul Targeting Unit, like what Piono just used, and it's aimed at Battlefury.

Broken Alicia is too busy dancing on a mountain of corpses to do anything apart from throw a Thrall that got too close into it, and summon some sort of statue.

The Psi-Dogmodder gives a +1 to Battlefury, and gets salty at Noah, stealing the Spire from him before incarcerating Big Band, before activating his first Battle Technique, Dogslinger Stance! He takes out an array of guns, and fires them at Codefluff and Sackboy, sending them into bullet hell, and dealing 60,000 damage. I would have written a better description, but I have quite limited time on this.

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[ITINERARY]
[ALL] SURVIVE

[AG] Kill and perhaps not get horribly maimed by Alicia.

[THE BATTLEFIELD]
Weather: Clear (Nothing.)
Terrain: Crater (Nothing.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE [6 vs 4]

[AG] QuantumThingie/Dr. T: 3/20 HP.
[AG] battlefury13: 10/24 HP, 50% Sanity, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III), Hyperdeath: II.
[AG] Pricey12345: 20/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP).
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 10/22 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15%), 30% Critical Chance.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 12/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS), 1 AC, 10% Integral Armour.
[AG] Sp33d0n/Speed + Fira: 20/20 HP.

[N] Revan/Nyarlohotep + Ace: 9/23 HP, 75% INTEGRITY, Regeneration (1 HP), 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 50% Retribution Damage
2 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 0/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: IIIII, Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b]
[N] FeatheredDragon: 1/20 HP, The Stranger: III, Smokescreen,.
[N] Toast/Noah: 2/25 HP, 276,250 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40), Shielded Minibot: 0 HP, Divine Shield
[N] JetSet/Flip: 1/20 HP.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 16/25 HP, -107% Attraction (-10% per turn), 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.
[PG] Jondanger23: 17/20 HP.

[A] The Tesseract: "Spread this to all of your friends, enemies, and even your cat." <0>, Attacks using this either [REDACTED x???] or deal damage to an entity's stats.
[A] The Pain: "It's all just a joke.", ???.
[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>, ???. Oh, hey, I said that.
[A] The Queen: "I've finally found you!", 50% chance to override the entity command of the victim.
[A] The Salvation: "Salvation is at hand, boys and girls."
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal,
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next.", ???.
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT.", Deals moderate damage, and Incarcerates an opponent for three turns, (Psi).
[A] Spectre of the Earth: Heavily Burnt, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Sword of Flame: Heavily Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: Heavily Burnt, +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Heavily Damaged, Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 0/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)

[01] The Virus: 0/266,144 HP. [DATA UNKNOWN].
[01] Composite: 0/261,500 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, Solar Power: 100%, Hello Puppets: II, Field Serjery: II, Puppetmaster: III, Chaos Splinter: IIIII.

[???] Pixellated Heart: 0/150,000 HP. Holder: Dogbomination, Can Be Passed, Taking an Action, Damages the Victim Near the End of the EoTB.
[???] Equinox Exploration Drone: 0/25,000 HP.
[b][b]
[H] Dogbomination: 80,500/500,000 HP, 90% Sanity. Inflicts the Envoy's Mark of Dog. All Attacks Targeting the Pro-Psis Deal 75% Damage! Poisoned: [b][b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Ultradeath: II, Incarceration: III.[/b][/b][/b]
[H] Priceless Dog: 0/15 HP, Regeneration (2 HP), Summoner: II, Entity Battle Royale: II, Poisoned: [b]I[b]I[/b][/b].
[H] Thralls of Psi: 0/10 HP, 10/10 HP (x5).
[H] Dogs: 20/20 HP (x3). Inflict the Envoy's Mark.
[H] Happy Dog: 0/250,000 HP, Inflicts the Envoy's Mark, Dogmare: III, sqcb(): III.
[H] Robosuited Dogiot: 70,000/100,000 HP, Deals Sanity Damage, Berserker, GET OUT: III, ABUSE: IIIIIII Poisoned: [b]I[b]I[/b][/b].

[AG] Sackboy: 25,000/170,000 HP, Regeneration (15,000 HP), Evasive (5%), Airborn, Attack equivalent to the Creativity of the Strongest Player Attack, Costume Change!: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Prodigy Charge: 4/20, Story Mode: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIII, 50% INTEGRITY.
[AG] Death the Dog: 0/222,222 HP, , Dogstriker Attacks: -1, What a Wonderful Night: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], To Be a Dog: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b].
[AG] Big Band: 40,000/80,000 HP, Super Sonic Jazz: III, Strike Up the Band: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Satchmo Death Blow: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIII[/b], Incarceration: I[b][b]II.[/b][/b]
[AG] Codefluff the Computer Geek/CoderKitty: 20,000/100,000 HP.
10% Integral Armour, Berserks when Axel Dies, Mini-Criticals on Codebased Entities, 10% Chance of Stunning Enemies, 50% Chance of Stunning Enemies in Retailation
Greater Anti-Virus Cannon: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Script LolCats: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b], Reboot-self: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIII.
[AG] Axel of the Force/ForceAxer: 60,000/80,000 HP, 25% Critical Chance on Important Entities, Berserks when Codefluff Dies, Gains Attack on Entity Deaths, Spinning Choppa: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Auto Crit Slash: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b], Min-Maxist: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIII.[/b]
[AG] Beasts:
Demopans: 1/1 HP (x3)
Rip Supporter: 4,770/4,770 HP (x2).
[AG] Archons:
Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x30), Burrow: IIIII.
Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x30), Scorched Earth: IIIII.
Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x30), Coil: IIIIII.
Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x30), Pickup: II.
Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x30), Tree Shepard: IIIII.

Despair: II.
[N] River Bank: 0/200,000 HP. Guarding Death the Dog and Sackboy, Devours Entities While Left Alone With Them, 50% INTEGRITY
[N] Shade of Shades: 0/15 HP, Copies Nyarly at 1/4 Effectiveness. Inflicts Insanity.
[N] Shade of Heart: 0/15 HP, Copies Noah at 1/4 Effectiveness. Inflicts ATH.
[N] Tainted Koopas: 0/2,000 HP (x30), Turn Into Tainted Koopa Shells On Death.
[N] Tainted Goombas: 0/1,000 HP (x60)

[PG] Mini-Envies: 0/35,000 HP, 0/35,000 HP, 60% Hit Rate, Split into 2 Mini-Mini Envies on Death.
Mini-Mini-Envies: 0/20,000 HP (x3), 0/20,000 HP, 40% Hit Rate, Split into 2 Mini-Mini-Mini Envies on Death.
Mini-Mini-Mini-Envies: 10,000/10,000 HP (x8), 20% Hit Rate.
[PG] Wrath: 23,500/95,000 HP, Takes 0.5x From Non-Explosive / Splash Damage, Takes 2x From Explosive / Splash Damage, Double Bomb: [b][b]I[/b][/b], Action: Double Bomb the Dogbomination and Priceless Dog!
[PG] Shade of War: 15/15 HP, Copies Verdana at 1/4 Effectiveness. Inflicts Trigger Burn.
[PG] Chozo Ancient Guardian: 200,000/200,000 HP, Soul Targeting Colour: Yellow, Focused on Battlefury.
[PG] [Broken] The Despair Statue: 100,000/100,000 HP, [REDACTED].

Outskirts:
Weather: Smoky Skies (No effect.)
Terrain: Wastelands (???.)
[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 25/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Sight (Armour-Piercing): [b]ACTIVE![/b], Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): [b]ACTIVE!,[/b] Presence (Common Status Immunity): [b]ACTIVE![/b], Fireproof: [b]II, [/b]Hyperdeath: [b]II.
[01] Hexor: 0/0 HP, Chains: 0/0 HP (x4), Charges Obfuscated.
[01] B1NARY: 0/0 HP (x0)[/b], Charges Obfuscated.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 14/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour.

[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP, Armourslayer: [b]II[b]I[/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Breakdown: IIIII.
[GM] [Broken] Alicia111: 41/50 HP.
[01-α] stevei: 0/100 HP
[Ψ] (Shade of) The Psi-Dogmodder: 17/20 HP, 3 Barrier Strength, 2 Actions, A Complete and Utter Nightmare: III, Gottestoter: [b]IIII[/b].

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The Fortress



Originally posted on 2016-09-02 20:48:00