...
----
+1 to Toast.
+1 to Pricey.
+1 to Piono.
----
Stored charges: None.
Spare Charge: 14/15 (+5 Various, +1 Alicia)
Spare Charge: 7/15 (+1 Alicia)
----
Sword of Flame - Off
Creativity Matrix - Off
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SiIvaGunner throws the Pixelated Heart at the Force.
The EED idles.
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Razihel blasts the Force's face with the Ultranova Cannon he just got.
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-Alchemies-
Sniper Rifle && Assorted Snowflakes && Lesser Frost Titan Essence = Snowflake Sniper (Level ?) - (4/?)
Is sadly not a scythe. level pls
Shotgun && Fire Rune && Ice Rune && Light Rune = Ultranova Cannon (Level 4) - (5/5) (Done!)
Description empty.
-Inventory-
<^> Enchanted Obsidian Helmet (Level 7) - Exactly what it says on the tin. Glows a faint blue with enchantment. Gives 1 defense and a slight Deflect chance.
<^> Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate (Level 7) - See above. Gives 1 defense and a slight Deflect chance.
ReshiRazor (Level 5) - A sword that channels the three pillars of the internet: the l33tness of a katana, the edginess of a chainsaw, and the ??? of fire to contain the hideous power of DeviantArt.
Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - A bow, similar to the Daedalus Stormbow, which makes thunder arrows that deal huge damage fall from the sky at whichever the laser sight is pointing at.
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area.
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
<^> Rapier of Readiness (Level 4) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel. Inflicts Coated.
HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - A disc infused with high quality rips, harnessing the power of memes.
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

Originally posted on 2016-08-21 13:36:00

Nyarly promptly checks the Virus next.
Outer Statue && Join Our Cult Today Pamphlets

Siphon 4/20 (+1s from Piono and Toast 3/4 completed)

Charge 1/20
+1s to Toast, Piono, and Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-08-21 14:30:00

Both Big Band and Peacock begin attacking the Force. Big Band punches it with a giant metal fist, covered in pipes and keys, as if itself a musical instrument. Peacock begins shooting at it with her pistol, shooting regular bullets and golden bowling balls towards the enemy.

I whip the everyday every use chainsaw around my head, leap into the air and spin, unleashing several fast slashes onto the Force.

Corotrangrul Summon: 14/20 (+1 from Jon, Jet set)
Fallen Grace: 1/20

Golden Gunblade && Ice Pick && Sickle && Chain: (1/?)

+1 to Jon, Jet Set and Toast.


Originally posted on 2016-08-21 15:33:00

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1471643449))

I mash random keys into my keyboard to get rid of The Virus. That's how they do it in the movies, right? Entity Actions Bob uses IPECAC on the 01s. The Chargers gang up on The Force. Envy attacks the Force too. Wrath: 20/20 Wrath appears. Wrath Wrath: 95,000 HP Attacks: Bomb: 15,000 damage. Double Bomb: Takes 1 turn to charge. Deals 15,000 damage to two entities. Passives: Bomberman Expy: Takes x2 damage from explosive-based damage, and 0.5x from non-explosive-based damage. I then start two new charges. Greed: 2/20 (+1 from FeatheredDragon) Gluttony: 2/20 (+1 from Piono) +1 to FeatheredDragon, +1 to Piono, +1 to Engie

Wrath summoned You smash random keys on your keyboard, and the Virus expl0d3s////////////

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1471651279))

15/15 Tea Leaves. (+2 from feathered) DONE. 11/20 ._. (+2 from ire, +1 from jetset) +1 engie, cyan, ire Noah covers the room in industrial-grade antiviral wipes. Sackboy is given aromatherapy, which is wierd because he is a sort of doll thing. He gains Regeneration appropriate for this amount of charge. This calms him and strengthens his resolve, additionally giving him immunity to mind control. Repeat orders from last turn. The Tainted Goombas move to floor 5. Everyone left unordered attacks The Force. Character Upgrades Welcome to my character upgrades shop! It's a bit of a wierd concept because my stock is limited by how much damage I do. Because of that, the shop may sometimes be closed so I can get some more Research. Anytime you give me a charge, you get store credit equal to that amount. I also might give store credit for other miscellaneous stuff. Store Credit- Feathered: 4 Cyan: 1 Pricey: 1 Jetset: 2 Ire: 2 Battlefury: 1 Stock- +1 maximum hp (if you have less than 25) = 50'000 Research = 6 store credit. +1 maximum hp (if you have 25 or more) = 75'000 Research = 9 store credit. Solid choice. Always nice to have more hp. You can't go past 27 maximum hp. +5% dodge = 25'000 Research = 4 store credit. Nice if you like not dying, but are also feeling lucky. Stacks additively with itself. +5% Crit = 35'000 = 5 store credit. Nice if you like not not killing your enemies, but are also feeling lucky. Stacks additively. +1 Armor = 100'000 = 12 store credit yey armor. Capped at 3 armor, generally. More stock to be added as I get ideas. I also take more specific requests, if you want.

Your entities will do as you say. Sackboy's gains Regeneration, fuelled off of the hidden power inside him. It's quite a bit of Regen as well. The Virus is reduced t0?????

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1471653021))

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10) orchid energy stuff (5) <^> Gear Awakener 1/?? Dog Residue <^> Gear Awakener 1/? I promptly dispose of B1NARY 1S. Via tossing it into the local buttomless pit. With a nuke attached. I then proceed to force-feed the virus a massive amount of anti-viral wipes, which also happen to contain dogs, who eat the virus with their anti-viral powers. They then create Dog-brand Anti-Viral Disinfectant, and promptly trap the virus in a test tube full of it. Did i mention the anti-viral stuff had anti-viruses coded into it? One of the dogs also hits it with the Alpha Dogdeath Beambook ENTITYS: the dog uses status steal.. Except none of the enemy's it can target has a status to inflict. Thus, it decides to learn how to inflict agony. Spoiler Alert [AG] Thief of dogbot 2.0 100,000/100,000 tricks learn: no fuck off, 50% evasive. teach a new dog new tricks: |||| skillsteal: |||||| statussteal This powerful dog thief bot steals abilitys, attacks, and armor from it's enemys in order to become more powerful. It also gains 5% dodge per successful dodge, which ticks down after two turns,and steals attack power from it's enemy on dodge. It can also be taught tricks, giving it abilitys, allowing it to inflict status effects, and deal more damage. It can also be taught passives, such as nautical or airborne. It's main attack is weak, due to it;s thief ability, as well as the fact that it has low damage due to the fact that all damage dealt is returned as stolen HP, which can increase it's max HP if the dog;s HP is at max. Basically, overheal increases the health cap. Skillsteal can steal a ability from a monster, gaining a full description of it. Depending upon the ability, it may be nerfed or buffed. Status Steal allows for the dog to steal a buff from multiple targets, or take away a enemy's ability to inflict debuffs and gain the ability to inflict the stolen debuffs. Alternatively, it just allows the dog to inflict agony, then gravcursh. if there is no available targets. Teach a new dog New Tricks causes the dog to gain a random ability and passive that benefits it. It can also unlearn tricks that would be harmful or lethal to it. Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 10/20  9/20  1+ toast 1+ revan 1+ piono

orchid energy stuff <^> Gear Awakener == Ones and Zeroes (Level 7: 1/6)
Dog Residue <^> Gear Awakener = Awakened Dog Essence (Level 2: 1/1)
Awakened Dog Essence: Pure dog energy, with more power per piece of it, and better uses in crafting.

Due to me initally missing the attack, it goes through at the end of the turn, critting and piercing through the different health bars.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1471660923))

Nyarly checks The Force. Meanwhile to those interested in me and my dumb shit here's something happening and relevant to up coming events. QUOTE (A shitty chat client) OneofSwords: Hey Nyarly. You online? swarthyPharaoh: Clearly not, when the icon is green it means one isn't active. OneofSwords: Ask a stupid question... So what are you up to? swarthyPharaoh: Attempting to murder a kissass to the biggest dick ever. OneofSwords: Shitty video games, nice. Small Shield Generator && Better Battery == Better Shield Generator (Level 7: 8/8) Outer Statue && Join Our Cult Today Pamphlets Siphon 1/20 (3/4 completed) Siphon 20/20 (+1 from Alicia, Bomber, and Piono, +2 from Toast, +4 from Dogman ) +1s to Toast, Piono, and Dogman

The Force (500k HP, 35k ATK): <0> FLIES UPON. THE TESSERACT DESCENDS DOWN BELOW. Apart from that, there doesn't seem to be much lore on this apart from what we have. It has similar abilities in the terms of randomness to Death and the Entropy Incarnate, so expect it to do similar things to that, as well as use up it's turn to create new things related to itself.

Enthrallment: If this entity kills another entity, they stay for a turn, to serve their new master.
Nightmare: 2 target attack, inflicting Depression, before summoning one Nightmare (40k HP, 10k DMG, +10 REGEN). Specific stats on the Nightmare must be checked specifically.
Dominate: Single turn Mind Control on 3 entities, or 2 turn on one. If the Force could have killed with a normal attack in its 1 target variant, then Dominate works for 5 turns instead.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1471691551))

1/10 Ruse Mortus. 14/20 ._. (+1 from battlefury, +1 from revan) +1 battlefury, revan, jetset Noah walks through Case By Equinox [A], up to Floor 4. Through the same briefcase, he delivers The Force the full effect of having a small star inside your body. Afterwards, Noah approaches JetSet's boutique and walks inside. Because why not? He looks around, not really sure what to expect from the place.

The Force takes 10,000 damage, and you go to Floor 4.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1471697263))

Action: I check the Virus. Some Robot-suited Idiot: Why is the charges not going up? I glare at The Force/Tesseract then I say GTFO at it (If it's not working, I pummel The Force/Tesseract) Charges: ??? 16/20 +3 from Razihel +2 from Chaos, +1 from The Godmodder, Eric, Revan and Noah ??? 16/20 +3 from Razihel +2 from Chaos, +1 from The Godmodder, Eric, Revan and Feathered Charge Storage: NONE +1 to Noah, Razihel and Eric/piono (I hope you will win). Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 152,500 (+6,000 for Punching Death over 2 weeks ago) Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Virus ((10⁹ - 1)k HP, ??? ATTACK): 404.
The special charges aren't going up because both last turn and the turn before were technically null.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1471722482))

Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 2/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations. Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 2/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas. 16 spare charges 9/15 for spare charge 8/15 for spare charge +1 to bfury, pricey and revan SONG stops and focuses, re-activating Strength. I will get no actual free actions this round or the next. In the meantime, during his focusing, I look at the note that fluttered down onto my head, because I might as well read it. Also, Consumer, are you keeping track of how much fire damage the various "entities" should be taking? Because I'm pretty certain they should all be taking damage constantly. I will be disappointed if the various monstrosities aren't hurting badly when I arrive, considering the fact that I'm no longer capable of actually getting loot or otherwise enjoying the exploratory experience thanks to the floor burning down. Also, I should be at 18 health, maybe more, as you've been missing my regen for several turns. Alright, hope the fire doesn't get too much worse. Much more damage than what it's already providing and not only will I start actually taking DoT, but the rest of the monsters will die before I can get to them.

You turn back on Strength, which I'm pretty sure that you stated only takes one round to turn back on, but oh well. I answered the fire damage question on Discord, but for those who are curious, the entities aren't affected until you get there, the loot is intact, and I keep forgetting to apply these things.

EXPERIMENT LOG #0005
███████

Using the disrupted avatar of ██████████, who was exposed to high amounts of temporal energy from another timeline, directly passed through a temporal anomaly, and had a close connection to the element of time, and directly merging it with a high amount of temporal energy, lead to the creation of this. I don't know why we expected any better considering that this is near enough the same thing as last time. As far as I can tell, it's fused temporarily to a few other "Godmodding Wars", and incorporates the mechanics of those, as well as breaking down time wherever it hits. I'm not sure, since I'm not really a scientist.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1471782973))

... ---- +1 to Toast. +1 to Pricey. +1 to Piono. ---- Stored charges: None. Spare Charge: 14/15 (+5 Various, +1 Alicia) Spare Charge: 7/15 (+1 Alicia) ---- Sword of Flame - Off Creativity Matrix - Off ---- SiIvaGunner throws the Pixelated Heart at the Force. The EED idles. ---- Razihel blasts the Force's face with the Ultranova Cannon he just got. ---- -Alchemies- Sniper Rifle && Assorted Snowflakes && Lesser Frost Titan Essence = Snowflake Sniper (Level ?) - (4/?) Is sadly not a scythe. level pls Shotgun && Fire Rune && Ice Rune && Light Rune = Ultranova Cannon (Level 4) - (5/5) (Done!)

Sniper Rifle && Assorted Snowflakes && Lesser Frost Titan Essence = Snowflake Sniper (Level 4: 1/5)
Ultranova Cannon: A shotgun, and not a cannon, that fires elemental bullets.

You deal 12,000 damage.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1471786209))

Nyarly promptly checks the Virus next. Outer Statue && Join Our Cult Today Pamphlets Siphon 4/20 (+1s from Piono and Toast 3/4 completed) Charge 1/20 +1s to Toast, Piono, and Dogman

Outer Statue && Join Our Cult Today Pamphlets == Our King (Level 7: 1/8)
Virus ((10⁹ - 1)k HP, ??? ATTACK): 404.

QUOTE (FeatheredDragon @ (time=1471790030))

Both Big Band and Peacock begin attacking the Force. Big Band punches it with a giant metal fist, covered in pipes and keys, as if itself a musical instrument. Peacock begins shooting at it with her pistol, shooting regular bullets and golden bowling balls towards the enemy. I whip the everyday every use chainsaw around my head, leap into the air and spin, unleashing several fast slashes onto the Force. Corotrangrul Summon: 14/20 (+1 from Jon, Jet set) Fallen Grace: 1/20 Golden Gunblade && Ice Pick && Sickle && Chain: (1/?) +1 to Jon, Jet Set and Toast.

Golden Gunblade && Ice Pick && Sickle && Chain == The Golden Reaper (Level 6: 1/7)
You deal 12,000 damage to the Force.

Originally posted on 2016-08-21 20:06:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners gain 1 HP. Revan gains 1 Rage. Envoy and Avatar fade away. I realise that I've probably missed a lot of charges for the Robo-Suited Idiot, so Alicia gives him a +2 to all specials, even if I haven't, because mercy.

The Tesseract and the Ribbon glow, before unleashing their effects on the opposition. The Thief of Dogbot's evasion systems promptly crash, before reloading at a weaker state, before Razihel is marked with something. It appears that if he dies this turn, the 01s heal. Remember that stevei has a charge named Playerkiller.

The Virus floats up, before several blocks of code appear, and Floor 2 rapidly starts destabilising, taking 25% integrity damage. If that hits 0, let's just say that things will get interesting from here on out. An eldritch noise then smashes Jon and Feathered for 3 damage. Suddenly, the rolls that have been supposed to be taking place for a while happen! The integrity roll is perfectly fine, but suddenly a massive line of scythes appear, and execute Jon, before Revan's Barrier takes 1,000 damage. The Force growls, before blasting Death the Dog for 30,000 damage.

The Dogbomination growls, before blasting Pricey for 10 damage and 3 stacks of the Envoy's Mark. The entity inside the Pixellated Heart simply cackles for a while.

Silva takes 5% crit chance and 7% evasiveness chance damage, before stevei speeds up the process by pointing out that his evasiveness should also tick down by 7, putting him on 0% Evasiveness. The passive is still there, but it's useless, and I bet the Mates plan to make it more useless. He then throws the Pixelated Heart at the Force. Sackboy gains 15,000 HP, before using Prodigy! Alicia remembers to assist it as well, before it summons, a dog - Fetch. The Robo-Suited Idiot tells the Force to GTFO. The Force points out that this is more of its home than the Idiot's, but then the Idiot punches the Force through the wall for 25,000 damage. GTFO, or GTFDEAD. Death, Big Band and Peacock barrage the Force with the powers of death, music and bullet hell for 45,000 damage, and the Thief of Dogbot gains 15,000 HP before dealing 12,500 damage to it.

demonologist, the Revenant and Thursday join in on the Force murdering club to deal 50,000 damage to the Force, while the Ceiling moves further down, dealing 8,000 damage to all 01s, ???s, and Hostiles. River Bank dreams of eating some of the tasty and more generic artifacts on the ceiling. The Undead Cultist prepares to punch the Force, before Hexor holds up a sign, saying "Please don't break the OP Scale. Thank you. ~ Hexor." Alicia points out that it's her OP Scale, and Hexor emotes a shrug to the chat. STRINGS, Envy and Wrath rush the Force for 45,000 damage, while Bob uses IPECAC on the Virus and the Force, for 7,500 damage to both of them. They're both immune to Poison for whatever reason. The Virus doesn't go down a stage, for once.

Battlefury's attack hits, knocking the Virus onto ~33k HP. The Shade somehow fails to react, due to the Virus's power and the weird time gorillas that happened to this attack. Sorry about that. The entity cackles, and the Force is alleviated of 25,000 HP. White Face The Pixelated Heart glitches out, slightly.

Alicia gives a +2 to all PGs, and a +1 to all non-PGs, before pushing the Ceiling down 5 stages, and giving River Bank some extra HP. She's actually kind of pleased with you, which is a shame, because Hexor and stevei both give a +1 to the Force, maxing out its charges if it somehow survives. Hexor then acts first, and removes all the meme energy in SilvaGunner's body, which also happens to be heavily connect to his life force, being a meme ripper, because high-quality only refers to the memes. He drops down dead, and Hexor cackles. It looks like he has something planned with that.

stevei is also cackling, and activates Playerkiller! If you haven't noticed or I haven't pointed out the large selection of alchemies on the ceiling, then you now do / I now have! The swords, axes and pickaxes fly off of the racks or area's they're hung off, and ranged weapons are now pointed towards the playerbase on Floor 2! Due to the similar situation on Floor 4, stevei spares JetSet, but not Noah, considering that he's a massive threat. People without anti-godmodding armour may now consider investing in it, as Mr. Islington starts off his rampage by murderising Pricey, without any mercy. The weapons promptly slam into the Descendants, dealing 10 damage to all of them, except where it will kill. Battlefury takes (10 - 1) damage, and Toast takes (10 - 2) damage, due to AG equipment. A sword sneaks up into Floor 2 and deals (8 - 3) damage to Eric, because of dislikes.

Razihel, who probably figured out that he was going to be executed, by this point, notices a bunch of belts from a bunch of Steve avatars coming up to him, before he gets stranged, tied to the ceiling, and hung off of it. Dogmodding energy runs through it, and Razihel falls onto the floor, dead. Ribbonmark procs, and all Mates heal 30,000 HP. The Virus's heal doesn't show just yet. The Get Out of Death Free Card then procs, after a long list of time shenanigans. Razihel is back, but he looks slightly shaken, for whatever reason.

(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: Don't worry. I'm coming for the more powerful of you, very, very, soon.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Destroy the Virus and Force.



- THE SANDSTORM WAVERS SLIGHTLY. -
[/spoiler]

[THE MATES' BASE]
Locks: 3/4 Remaining.Floor 2:
Weather: Cursed Night (All Mates mini-critical, two random and negative effects happen to the Anti-Mates.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)

65% INTEGRITY

[AG] battlefury13: 13/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Pricey12345: 0/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Envoy's Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b].
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 1/22 HP, 2 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Deflect (15%), 30% Critical Chance, Ribbonmark: I.

[N] Revan + Nyarlohotep: 13/23 HP, 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 50% Retribution Damage
1 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 39,000/40,000 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP)
Healing Item: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b]
[N] FeatheredDragon: 1/20 HP, The Stranger: III, Smokescreen.

[PG] Jondanger23: 0/20 HP.

[A] The Tesseract: "Spread this to all of your friends, enemies, and even your cat." <0>, Attacks using this either [REDACTED x???] or deal damage to an entity's stats.
[A] The Pain: "It's all just a joke."
[A] The Instrument: "Meet the greatest creation left behind." <0>. Oh, hey, I said that.
[A] The Queen: "I've finally found you!", 50% chance to override the entity command of the victim, USED.

[A] The Salvation: "Salvation is at hand, boys and girls."
[A] The Ribbon: "That an act even that cruel can seem like a ray of light in the middle of darkness… it's beautiful.", If the target dies this turn, then all entities on the same side of this artifact's wielder heal, USED.
[A] The Virus: "I wonder what happens next."
[A] The Spire: "I DESIRE BLOOD. GIVE IT TO ME, ROBOT."

[A] Spectre of the Earth: Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Heavily Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A]Sword of Flame: Damaged, +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: Damaged, +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: Damaged, +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 6/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Damaged, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Cyanogynist).
[A] The Mask: Damaged, Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Noah).
[A] Get Out of Death Free Card: Switches between users, prevents a single death (Razihel).

[01] The Virus: 32,768/??? HP. [DATA UNKNOWN].
[01] The Force: 340,750/500,000 HP. Very Chaotic. Enthralls Entities Killed By It, Nightmare: III, Dominate: [b]III[/b].

[???] Dogbomination: 365,500/500,000 HP. Inflicts the Envoy's Mark of Dog. All Attacks Targeting the ???s Deal 75% Damage! Poisoned: [b][b]I[/b].
[/b][???] Pixellated Heart: 107,000/150,000 HP. Holder: The Force, Can Be Passed, Taking an Action, Damaging the Victim Near the End of the EoTB.

[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 0/102,777 HP, 5% Critical Chance, Evasive (0%) + 7% per dodge, resetting on hit, Godslayer: I.
[AG] Sackboy: 115,000/170,000 HP, Regeneration (15,000 HP), Attack equivalent to the Creativity of the Strongest Player Attack, Costume Change!: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Prodigy Charge: 1/20, Story Mode: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b].
[AG] Fetch: 10,000/10,000 HP, 100% Retribution Damage.
[AG] Some Robo-Suited Idiot: 197,500/210,000 HP, GTFO: III, Good Dog: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Random Abusive Behaviour: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII
[AG] Death the Dog: 182,222/222,222 HP, Instantly Kills Targets Under 10% HP, Dogstriker Attacks: 0, What a Wonderful Night: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], To Be a Dog: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b].
[AG] Shade of Dog: 15/15 HP, Copies Battlefury at 1/4 Effectiveness, Inflicts Mark of Dog.
[AG] Big Band: 80,000/80,000 HP, Super Sonic Jazz: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], Strike Up the Band: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII, Satchmo Death Blow: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIIIIII.
[AG] Peacock: 80,000/80,000 HP, Argus Agony: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b], Goodfellows: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIIIIII[/b].
[AG] Thief of Dogbot 2.0: 84,250/127,000, Evasive (30%), Tricks Learnt: Regeneration (15,000 HP), Deals Negative Effects of Random Intensity. Inflicts Dogflare, Anti-Stun Protection OS, Teach A New Dog New Tricks: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Skillsteal: [b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIII, Status Steal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Shatterpoint: II[b]IIII[/b].

[N] demonologist/Gale: 25/25 HP (x2), Has 1 Armour,
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 42,500/107,500 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used, Despair: I.
[N] River Bank: 170,000/200,000 HP. Guarding Death the Dog and Sackboy, Devours Entities While Left Alone With Them.
[N] Ceiling: 40,000/50,000 HP, Turns: 8.
[N] Thursday: 7/7 HP (x3), Criticals on Updates that Start on Tuesday, Wednesday, Saturday and Sunday, Medusoid Mycelium: I[b]III[/b].

[PG] Undead Cultist: 73,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 40,000 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 23,500/100,000 HP. While STRINGS himself is vulnerable, he can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a new body within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks.
[PG] Bob: 100,000/110,000 HP, Chargers: 10,000/10,000 (x3), Spawns 4 Chargers on Death, Bob's Rotten Head: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b].
[PG] Envy: 70,000/70,000 HP, 75% Hit Rate, Splits Into 2 Mini-Envies on Death.
[PG] Wrath: 95,000/95,000 HP, Takes 0.5x From Non-Explosive / Splash Damage, Takes 2x From Explosive / Splash Damage, Double Bomb: I.

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)
[N] JetSet: 20/20 HP.
[N] Toast/Noah: 10/25 HP, 247,750 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed. Hex Circles (x40), Shielded Minibot: 10,000 HP, Divine Shield
Envoy of the Dark (150% Retribution Damage, +15,000 damage, minicrits, +1 Armour, Negative Status Immunity): I.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 14/25 HP, -107% Attraction (-10% per turn), 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II.

[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Glass Cannon Players: 2/10 HP, 10/10 HP (x3).
[01] Vault Orb: 34,500/100,000 HP. Colour: Blue. 0.5x DMG Taken, Weakness: Being Struck with An Attack of the Same Colour, Blinded: I.
[01] Composite: 82,000/227,000 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, Solar Power: 100%, Hello Puppets: I[b]I[/b], Field Serjery: II, Puppetmaster: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b], Blinded: II, Chaos Splinter: IIIII.


Floor 5:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Burning Laboratory (Random negative effect per turn, everything in it takes 4 / 16,000 damage.)
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 4/10 HP, 12/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS), 1 AC, 10% Integral Armour.
[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 15/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Omniscience, Sight (Armour-Piercing); ACTIVE!, Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): INACTIVE., Presence (Common Status Immunity): ACTIVE!

The Thing: 0/40 HP, /: //, FMWVURMVW: 1/3, TIME: [||||] (unknown) (screws with the update terminal in terms of representation) (mutates) (if you CHECK this bad things will happen to you)
[???] Equinox Exploration Drone: 25,000/25,000 HP.

[N] Tainted Goombas: 1,000/1,000 HP (x80)

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable, Playerkiller: II, It All Comes Crashign Down: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b], Armourslayer: [b]II[b]I[/b]I[/b], Down to Size: [b]II[b]I[/b]I[/b].
[01] Hexor: ???/???.

The Fortress



Originally posted on 2016-08-21 20:10:00

3/10 Ruse Mortus. (+1 from Alicia)
20/20 ._. (+1 from pricey, revan, cyan, feathered and Alicia) DONE.

+1 to ire, cyan and feathered!

._. Charge EXPENDED!
Noah and Nyarly's shadows (assuming the latter has one) emerge from their hosts.

Shade of Shades summoned!
Shade of Heart summoned!

Shade of Shades [N] - 15/15hp, Copies Nyarly/Revan at 1/4 effectiveness. Inflicts Insanity.

Shade of Heart [N] - 15/15hp, Copies Noah at 1/4 effectiveness. Inflicts ATH.
ATH gives Noah +1 assist when the target dies. Hordes must be completely killed. Lasts for 2 turns, and disappears after being proc'd.

Moved this up here due to Alicia charges.

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Sackboy, whose Costume Change! charge should be ready right now, changes into the Duck costume mentioned earlier. +5% Dodge and Airborn. Fetch barks in a friendly manner at the Dogbomination, then in a hostile manner at The Force. BARK. Shades of Shades, Heart and Dog do their things. Thursday throws horseraddish the Virus. The Tainted Goombas try to call for their kin.

"Looks like I'll have to take precautions here."

Noah reaches into Case By Equinox while simultaneously jumping off Floor 4 and eating a sandwich. Using the briefcase, he pulls Silva's corpse spatially into the core of Antares- a star about 700x the diameter of Sol. If this would actually do nothing, he instead places a particle of space dust into Floor 2. Although, he doesn't adjust it's speed at all, and it takes a chunk out of The Virus.

Noah gains ~11'000 Research from last turn, the falls through Case, and onto on Floor 2.



Originally posted on 2016-08-21 22:01:00

Nyarlathotep twitches and prods Revan's robes. Yup still dead. Good. Can't have two of his... special friends running around. Let's have a listen.

QUOTE (A chat client)

OneofSwords: Seriously, everytime I check in on you, you're just faffing about. Do you even work? swarthyPharaoh: I do a little bit of everything. OneofSwords: Wow, that explained absolutely nothing while almost sounding like an answer. swarthyPharaoh: A magician never reveals his secrets. Unless... [several minutes later] OneofSwords: Oh, am I supposed to ask "unless what?" swarthyPharaoh: Yes. OneofSwords: Unless what? swarthyPharaoh: Spoilers! OneofSwords: ...

Nyarlathotep activates his healing itemc causing cascade of magic to replenish Nyarly's lost HP with a faint color one can only describe as a red purple green. He points out he also has an Anti-Godmodding Mask to the GM.

Siphon 6/20 (+1 from Toast 3/4 completed)
Charge 2/20

Our King (Level 7: 3/8)
+1 to Piono, Toast, and Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-08-22 04:24:00

d'oh. I'm a doof. I don't know why I said that I don't get any actions this round instead of just last round. That was not what was happening in my head.

Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 3/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations.
Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 3/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas.
16 spare charges
13/15 for spare charge
13/15 for spare charge
+1 to cyan, revan and jet

I use my fire and water alchemies together in tandem, swinging them around and around, mixing in between each other, and as they finish, I'm suddenly fireproof.
I am now immune to fire damage of all kinds for at least a few rounds.



Originally posted on 2016-08-22 18:43:00

The odd fellow closes his eyes as the humming from the Magatama slowly turns into faint whispers, warning him about the imminent peril surrounding him. Taking heed to their advice, he decides... He presses a hand to the wall of the boutique. Suddenly, a loud rumbling could be heard in the general vicinity of the boutique, as it shifts and transforms into a vehicle of large proportions.

A boutique car! As if it were like a junk food trailer dragged around by an automobile! Perhaps a name would be in order...

The jade jewel keeps glowing even brighter in the midst of this event. The odd fellow, meanwhile, grins and heads into the vehicle's command room. The products themselves seemed to have gained additional properties from the energy coursing all over the general area!

Boutique:
Vehicle Form added!
Boutique's Items have gained bonuses (information displayed upon asking with him)!

Spiritual Magatama has gained +3 charges, +2 from Toast, +1 from FeatheredDragon!

Boutique has gained +1 charge, from himself!

Spiritual Magatama: 14 out of 20 charge points.

Boutique: 1 out of ???

+1 charge to FeatheredDragon, another +1 to Toast, and another +1 charge to PionoPlayer.

((I'm sorry about the Boutique shenanigans, I don't know if I'm doing something wrong.))

Originally posted on 2016-08-22 19:52:00

[YOU ARE (not) DOGGED YET, BUT YOU ARE DESTROYED]

I self-revive to Floor 2

Some Robot-suited Idiot: Waiting for the EoTB

Charges:

??? 18/20 +1 from the Godmodder and Consumer/Compensation (Numbers stayed due to death)

??? 18/20 +1 from the Godmodder Consumer/Compensation (Numbers stayed due to death)

Charge Storage: +1 from Razihel

+1 to Noah, Razihel and Eric/piono (I hope you will win).

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 152,500
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Originally posted on 2016-08-22 22:56:00

2/10 Ollo. (+1 from GM)
7/10 Ruse Mortus. (+1 from pricey, +1 from Jetset, +1 from GM)

+1 to jetset, battlefury and revan

"Now for step two."
Noah opens his chest and reaches around for something. He closes the carved soulbox, and looks again. Nothing.

He makes a brief venture outside the base, and picks up a handful of sand that had made it through the portal. A cough, and it is set alight with a purple flame. Noah simply bottles the sand, placing it in a small vial, before returning to Floor 2. Upon doing so, he tosses the container at the ceiling.

And when I say 'the ceiling', I really mean 'the Ceiling'. The glass breaks against it, and a ring flames spread across the creature's surface. Rather than burning it, the fire seeps into cracks, and is absorbed by the mimic. It's monster soul is anchored and becomes immune to shenanigans involving it, this turn and next.




Originally posted on 2016-08-23 01:26:00

Nyarly teleports over to Eric.

My dear Gent, my old armor seems quite outmodeled compared to your awakened variant. One of each if you please?

The Shade of Shades promptly pulls itself out of Nyarly's Robes. Nyarlathotep gazes deadpan at the creature

Oh my Noah, I didn't know we'd be having guests.

Nyarly conjures some anti-virus software which promptly scans AcensionCraft for viruses.The Avast Alert noise then plays at such high volumes that the Virus explodes into chunks of code drifting harmless about the server. The Anti-Virus Software deletes the chunks Virus out of reality by draining them into a massive Recycling Bin. The Devourer of Programs tears the Virus into shreds as the Software finishes its sweep of AscensionCraft. No Viruses left.

Siphon 9/20 (+1 from Toast and Piono 3/4 completed)
Charge 3/20

Our King (Level 7: 4/8)
+1 to Piono, Toast, and Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-08-23 06:43:00

UPDATE DONE. IGNORE THE UPDATE IN PROGRESS TEXT, I'm removing in the morning, as well as PMing Cyan. +1 to all charges.
JetSet: I don't see a need to apologise with the Boutique shenanigans. They're 
actually quite interesting, even if you haven't really interacted with 
the Battlefield yet. The only thing that could be said that you're doing
wrong is that a charge's activation amount has to be stated when it's 
started, although you could just end up modifying that charge's 
activation amount, as long as it isn't above the charge cap.

Jon: yes then no

Originally posted on 2016-08-23 23:26:00

I respawn. (Quick question, is it legal to apply boosts to charges (and charge them yourselves) while you're dead?)

Greed: 5/20 (+1 from FeatheredDragon, +2 from Alicia)

Gluttony: 4/20 (+2 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-08-23 23:44:00

/null, actually.

Originally posted on 2016-08-23 23:48:00

Dr.Thinguie Has Joined the Server

Dr.T: So, i heard there's a godmodder around he-

*Dr.T looks at the mess that is the mates' base.

Dr.T: huh, guess i came to the wrong place, welp, while i'm here, might as well kill a bunch of people!

*Dr.T draws a [Tommy Gun] from his lab-coat and starts looking for things to shoot, he starts shooting [01]Glass Cannon Players.



Originally posted on 2016-08-24 01:54:00

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10)
orchid energy stuff (5) <^> Gear Awakener 2/6 Ones And Zeros
I proceed to destroy all of the player killing gear and toss it all in the same pit as "B1NARY 1S" then quickly move the dogbot to floor five.





ENTITYS:
the dog steals the forces HP and leaves it with various status effects .

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Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.
11/20
10/20
1+ toast
1+ revan
1+ piono

Originally posted on 2016-08-24 09:12:00

Razihel returns to Floor 2, with a box, a note, a Homura doll, a depowered copy of the Ribbon, and a phone. All from the Hugmaster. The Sword of Flame glitches a bit.

Razihel raises the "Ribbon" into the sky.

"So I almost forgot about the Get Out of Death Free Card. Doesn't matter. I'm here now."

ACTUAL ACTION LATER.

Originally posted on 2016-08-24 10:57:00

I should probably post here to not end up auto-AFK'd.

Verdana decides to meditate for now, resting and recovering his health. And also subjecting anyone that attacks him to roughly the force of a Neutron Star's gravitational pull so that he can spank the attacker with Winging It.

Charges
The other obligatory spare charge: 15/15 (holding this...)
+1 to Piono, +1 to Toast, +1 to Jon

Originally posted on 2016-08-24 14:17:00

Jet, you're fine. I'm enjoying the boutique shenanigans so far.
Also, welcome to Quantum. Enjoy your stay in the madhouse.
@jon: yes, you can add +1s you've received, no, you cannot charge them yourself.
Revan, I believe you ordered a copy of the armor pieces while they were still being made, you should have one of each already.

Triton's Wrath <^> Awakener = Awakened Triton's Wrath 4/6: Deals extra damage to nautical enemies or while in watery situations.
Aurora's Longshot <^> Awakener: Awakened Aurora's Longshot 4/6: Can hit targets in different rooms and areas.
16 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for spare charge
2/15 for spare charge
1/15 for spare charge
+1 to jet, pricey and bfury

Instead of charging up my fire immunity shield, I instead swirl the water and fire around me, using special majjycks to "un-burn" myself, restoring a large amount of damage, even if technically I haven't been taking damage from the fire itself.
I also flip Stevei the bird from beyond the 4th wall.



Originally posted on 2016-08-24 16:20:00