The cast-off piece of the Umbral One wonders out loud,
"I wonder if my existence would violate canon? I mean, it's a noncanon game, so that's allowed, but still...just wondering."

The Umbral One also notices his penchant for getting the first post of a new page completely by accident.

Originally posted on 2016-03-03 18:47:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1456945796))

Welp, I dun goofed. I finish the battery pack. "Well THAT'S useful." Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I'm just here to have fun. 9/10 "Wait, what? Hold on a second! Why'd the charge get bigger?" ... I haven't the slightest. wait, nevermind, it's fixed now. 1/2 for rehashing. Oh, well that's even more bizarre. It looks like it's trying to run BOTH of my charge lists simultaneously. "Is that a bad thing?" I don't think we're gonna get to choose our charges after you finish up with your stage performance. "...Crap." -snip no longer relevant dialogue- Follow these blueprints. "right." Eric takes the battery pack, hooks it up to the unforger, and jumps up into the air... "You know, I'm surprised I can do this, my strength stat shouldn't be high enough to let me do this kind of thing" It's DTG, just roll with it. Anyways, he brings down the now electrified anvil hammer head onto the top of the 10000 hit point tombstone, sending out an electric shockwave from the blast. Fun fact, stone isn't immune to lightning. It shatters when heated up that way, just like everything else. Also, having an anvil smashed into it at high speed, but also the lightning thing from the battery pack.

The 10,000 HP Tombstone takes 10,400 damage and dies.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1456947485))

The Umbral One respawns. "Bombs don't need to do extra damage to bosses, just enough damage to bosses. Well, I knew I was going to go down pretty soon." Also, a portal opens, and the twin the Umbral One was fighting pops his head out. "Yeah, CharaIsInnocent? There's always someone stronger than you. There's always someone with more determination than you. Heck, I know of two off the top of my head!" He ducks his head back through the portal before the knife comes flying his way. In case you are wondering, one is Frisk: Chara can respawn, Frisk can avoid dying in the first place during the True Final Boss: "But It Refused" The other one...well, you'll see.

You respawn.
I'm Chara, Cia, or CharaIsInnocent is my puppet, like Frisk is also my puppet. That incident was a fluke. It only happened because the Player, the other person who had Frisk as a puppet wanted to play around with the inhabitants of the Underground. Anyway, Frisk was fueled with my and the Player's Determination, her own slight Determination, and the entire Underground's total Determination, however pitiful that may be.
I'll see about the other one so I can remove it from my plans.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1456948357))

1/2 for kinect wands 10/10 for laser light show 2/2 for rehashing Heheheh. 2/2 expended! A pair of absolutely massive stone hashtags materialize above the battlefield. They hover for a bit before dropping down, smashing tombstones beneath them into a fine powder. These are followed by a swarm of angry bluebirds and a social media helicopter descending from the sky in a cloud of fire that explodes, destroying the stone hashtags just as thoroughly as the tombstones. 10/10 expended. The large concert that's been going on in the background for some time comes to a climax. "Pull that thread THIS way and..." Eric twirls the staff of magic missiles around, and thrusts it into the air... And suddenly, all the weaving, glowing lights, transform into things that are much more... dangerous-looking. Instead of a cloud of floating lights, above the stage is a massive cloud of floating projectiles, darts, arrows, spears and javelins. At the center of it is a single, giant knife. Eric brings the staff down 90 degrees, from vertical to horizontal, pointing out across the battlefield. "GET DUNKED ON!!!" The cloud launches forwards, past Cia, each shot just narrowly dodging her, the massive barrage of force projectiles barrage past, ripping up Koishi and jAFK, converging in a massive storm of multi-colored death. Cia watches as these projectiles tear into the other two mainstays of the PG forces, then turns again as the last, largest and most important part of the storm flies forwards. Cia looks down in shock as the massive knife punches straight through her chest and into the ground, completely impaling them. The knife begins to shudder, flashing many different colors, cycling through every hue in the rainbow... And it explodes. Violently, sending pieces of Cia everywhere. Boom. When I take a disliking to an entity, I make my displeasure known. "That was... a bit more brutal than what I had planned." She killed you. "Yes, and you killed her. What you did was... a bit much." Meh. If Cia somehow survived being impaled and exploded, I decide to finish the job. I take the debuff I applied last round, and draw it up out of her, into a dark, throbbing ball of pure stress. Let me give you a taste of what senseless killing feels like. I coalesce the ball smaller and smaller, fueling it with dark emotions from my own past, and what was caused to people by the actions of me and my characters until it is black as night, angry as Donald Trump on a bad hair day. The ball spirals up into the air, then shoots downwards, slamming into Cia's chest. The ball of pure stress flashes outwards, completely vaporizing Cia. If Cia DID die... meh, Eric, you do something. "Okay. Narrate this, please." Eric picks up the Unforger, spins it around a few times, then charges forwards with a shout, he upward-smashes one of the tombstones, flying up into the air and... "WHAT!?" Oh... um, the head fell off. I mean, the anvil DID land on a tombstone, but that... that's not good. "Why." Well, it was pretty much just an anvil on a stick. "I know that. I mean, WHY am I letting you do the alchemies?" Because you can't reach the alchemiter.

Two tombstones die from the 2 post charge.

Koishi and jAFK both take 10,000 damage from the projectile storm, while Cia is completely and totally wrecked by the remained of it. She, due to being really determined to kill Verdana, respawns, but finds that she is blocked from doing anything due to the Narrative, and just stands there, glaring at Koishi, knife in hand and radiating with Holy energy. You'll probably have to do something about her, but she can't act until Koishi is defeated. You then kill another Tombstone.

You take 3 damage from Subterranean Rose.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1456952083))

I don't need Determination. I have a copy of the Prototype Trigger. The device on Verdana's back flashes, as if recognizing it's name. Verdana flashes a grin, stretches, then expends a charge. Not Quite The Right Type Of Metal: 10/10 (+1 from Alicia) The sound of rumbling comes from beneath the earth... a rumbling that sounds faintly muted, but is steadily growing stronger. Everyone trembles at the thought of what could make such a sound, the earth itself included, before suddenly, a series of objects erupt upwards from the ground, all of them aimed at whatever is left of CharaIsInnocent. Verdana grins just a little stronger, then the objects let out a rumbling noise, which helps identify them for what they are. I custom-made these Loudspeakers! Now, who wants to hear some of my playlist? Despite the overwhelming response of NO, Verdana promptly pulls out an MP3 and plugs it into the loudspeakers. They rumble once more, then the sound of SO. MANY. METAL. ALBUMS. Is blasted from them, echoing around the server, tearing whatever is left of the land itself away through sheer volume of noise. Predictably, Cia is caught in the blast zone and whatever remains of her is vaporized, although since soundwaves are, by their very nature, capable of bending around objects... well... let's just say, NOBODY is getting out of this attack unscathed. Except maybe Alicia and whoever she decides is worth protecting, since, ya know. Godmodding. Verdana sighs once the attack is completed, and ponders what to begin charging now. After a moment, he grins. He seems to have had an idea... Kalandero: 2/10 (+1 from Alicia)

Alicia places headphones on every Pro-Godmodder except Verdana, as this is his music, and every single non-PG (two) takes 15,000 damage. The foundation of Spongebawb's House is also devastated.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1456954049))

Spongebawb: Firstly, sign the contract. >ACT >SPONGE DEMON 1, 2 3: Attempt Negotiations If this fails and the SPONGE DEMONS refuse to negotiate, toss a Bomb! 1+ to topaz 1+ to pricey 1+ to piono 5/5 Booooooooooooooom As stated in the above, Spongebob tosses a bomb into the portal if negotiations fail. By fail, i mean don't start at all or are rejected without even considering the terms for a minimum of one round. This bomb turns out to be a KRABBY PATTY BOMB. Large numbers of Krabby Patty's flood the other side of the demon portal, effectly clogging it up so badly it ceases to exist. 2/10 Krabby Patty Attack Robot

The Sponge Demons want you dead, so the bomb clogs up the portal and makes it completely unstable. The Sponge Demons take 3,000 damage from recoil.

The piece of paper that the contract is on glows red, before it burns up completely. A chain forms around you and the Grunts, and you are now contracted.
Features of the Contract:

• You can summon Izalen and Abigor with an automatic four turn charge that does not take up a charge slot.
  
• If either one of them take more than three times the amount of their health in damage, they die - permanently.
  
• Both during the charge time and while they are actively summoned, you can ask them questions.
  
• You can upgrade the demons, but that may increase the resummoning time.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1456958796))

Hole of Noobs 3/10 Crapsassin 1/10 Pencil Lead && Gun = Lead Gun 1/??? Joey goes on a shooting rampage, shooting the Terror Skeletons and Tombstones. RGWR shoots a LAZOR BEAM at jAFK.

A Tombstone dies, while a Terror Skeleton takes 6,000 damage.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1457030862))

The cast-off piece of the Umbral One wonders out loud, "I wonder if my existence would violate canon? I mean, it's a noncanon game, so that's allowed, but still...just wondering." The Umbral One also notices his penchant for getting the first post of a new page completely by accident.

Probably, you'd have to ask Tazz.
[END OF TURN BATTLE]
stevei uses Conflict on the Terror Skeletons and last remaining Tombstone. The Terror Skeletons gain double action and fire twice at Koishi for 6,000, while the Tombstone rushes RGWG for 4,000 damage.

Ascension respawns, while RGWG fires a LAZOR at jAFK, dealing 8 damage.

Koishi fires bullets focused on stevei, dealing 6 damage to him, 4,000 damage to the Terror Skeletons and 3,000 damage to everyone else. jAFK sets up a targeted trap that deals 1,000 damage to the first Anti-Godmodder to act next turn.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana, before firing a blue laser at the Hostiles. They all take 10,000 damage. The Tombstone does not create another Tombstone.

Spongebawb's House may fall if it's foundations are unstable.

The Anti-Godmodders rush the Sponge Demons, killing two of them and bringing the remaining one of them to 5,000 health.

Spongebawb is nailed by an arrow to the back, taking 5 damage.
*DivineAlts Alicia001: Hello, Spongebawb.
One of Alicia's alts, Alicia001 steps behind Spongebawb. The alt is significantly weaker than most godmodders's alts, probably due to multi-tasking and lack of experience with Altgeddon, but it's still relatively powerful. Thankfully, the alt is not protected or effected by entity advantage.
[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Defeat stevei.

[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Defeat Koishi Komeji.
[AG]: Defeat jAFK.
[AG]: Destroy the Curse of Tombstones.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Protect Koishi Komeiji.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: 20% Fluxed Lobby (Tainted entities gain a 20% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Snowing (Ice entities regenerate 1,000 HP) ∞
Curse of Tombstones (Non-PGs that die and are significantly powerful turn into Tombstones): II
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] pionoplayer/Eric: 11/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 14/20 HP
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 17/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP, Minor Gravcrush: IIIIIIIIII, Enchanted Golden Apples: (I)
[PG] teag2: 13/20 HP

[???] Spongebawb's House: ???/??? HP, Only enterable by Anti-Godmodders and Neutrals without godmodding.

[H] stevei: 57/100 HP, Has 3 Armour, Conflict: IIII
[H] Terror Skeletons: 10,000/40,000 HP, 21,000/40,000 (x3), 50% chance of a Double Action.

[N] CharaIsInnocent/Cia: Glaring intently at Koishi, will likely permanently kill Koishi unless prevented before Koishi's defeat.

[AG-PL] Ascension: 99/100 HP (x2), Has 2 Armour, To The Sky: IIII, Project Mechanical: IIIIIIIIII, Project Retake: IIIIIIIIII
[AG] Random Guy With a Gun: 29,000/50,000 HP

[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 97,000/120,000 HP, Current Spellcard: "Subterranean Rose" (Koishi's attackers take 1/3 of the damage that they deal to Koishi, while anyone who kills a Pro-Godmodder takes 1/8 of that Pro-Godmodder's total health.), Current Pattern: Blooming Roses
[PG-PL] jAFK: 74/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Curse: II

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

[SPONGEBAWB'S HOUSE]
Has an unstable foundation.
Kitchen:
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 9/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] Pricey12345: 5/20 HP, 22% INTEGRITY

[AG] Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs: 9,000/40,000 HP (x5), Well Fed: I, Guarding the Anti-Godmodder Descendants.
[AG] Izalen and Abigor: 12,000/12,000 HP (x2)

[PG] Sponge Demon: 5,000/15,000 HP
[PG-γ] Alicia001: 2/2 HP

Originally posted on 2016-03-03 19:05:00

Kalandero: 3/10
Verdant Onslaught: 2/10 (+1 from Alicia)

Verdana, in a moment of brief tactical awareness, realizes that stevei's power of Conflict could really sabotage his current desire to summon entities. After another moment to think about the best way to dispose of this problem, he decides to... turn into a giant with Distortion magic, pick stevei up, and throw him into Spongebawb's house. Which is then followed by the obligatory explosions, which those who have played with the Voltz mod might recognize as the sound of many, many, MANY blocks of Obsidian TNT exploding. After half a minute of waiting, and possibly a strong case of lag for most people, there is literally nothing surrounding Spongebawb's house.

Silence, once ag-

WOAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE?

...

...

Verdana, WHERE DID YOU GET ACCESS TO A RED MATTER EXPLOSIVE? Nevermind that, the sound of an alarm echoing through the server may bring to mind the thought of an Antimatter Explosive starting to go off. Then, suddenly, in a rush of noise, the empty space below Spongebawb's house is made even more empty, the Red Matter explosive-generated wormhole rocketing out of the ground, flying through the air, with stevei caught squarely in the middle of it and being exploded roughly a dozen times per second, blasting off across the server. The path the wormhole carves is a deep trench, full of shadows and lava and a surprisingly large amount of Mutant Creepers... who are then dragged into the wormhole, being healed constantly by the explosives while also smacking stevei with their faces and exploding as well. So many explosions, it's almost ridiculous. Finally, at long last, the explosions stop as the Red Matter explosive-generated wormhole ceases existence at the edge of the Far Lands. Stevei ends up being thrown head-first into the thick of the Far Lands, the eldritch terrain warping around him in such nonsensical ways, physics breaking apart at the state between existence and nonexistence...

And then the Mutant Creepers simultaneously suffer enough damage to trigger their Kamikaze modes. They all glow white, and begin pulling in nearby objects, locking around stevei in a ball of creeperness and Far Lands terrain, hissing in unison... then, they explode with the force of oh so many kilotonnes of TNT, utterly leveling an entire section of the Far Lands through the power of their blasts. A hole has formed that leads all the way down to bedrock, and judging by the cracks down there, may have broken through if there had been a few more Mutant Creepers... hold on, Far Lands shouldn't exist in this update?

SURPRISE TIME WARP!

Originally posted on 2016-03-04 09:08:00

kinect wands complete!
2/3 for Baa Humbug! (+1 from battlefury)
+2 to battlefury, +1 to redstone.

Oh COME ON!!! We spent a full 10 post charge on wrecking her and all it does is prevent her from doing anything until Koishi dies? I call BS on that.
"Stop complaining, it's determination, you know how that works."
Yes, and I also know that I have a plethora of characters that could hand Chara her/his butt to the moon and back without getting hit once, determination or no.
"That made literally no sense whatsoever."
I stand by that metaphor.
"Whatever, we should still do something about Cia."
Agreed, hey, the kinect wand is done.
"Sweet, let's use those."

Eric draws the kinect wand, and flourishes it. Using it's motion-detection based power, he lifts the two pieces of the unforger into the air, and reattaches them, this time with a stronger binding so it won't break again.
He then smashes Cia into the ground with it. Literally, like hammering a nail, except instead of a hammer, an anvil on a stick, and instead of a nail, an ill-tempered demon child's Minecraft account.
Regardless of whether or not Cia survived the attack, it's going to take her a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time to get unstuck, as their eyes are currently about onlevel with the grass's roots.

Originally posted on 2016-03-04 16:44:00

I'll wait for more posts to build up before updating.
@piono: I wasn't expecting Cia to deal with a 10 post charge straight after respawning, and all she would have done is kill Koishi (I can't see why anyone would be surprised that this was going to happen) before leaving for a decent while.

Originally posted on 2016-03-04 22:01:00

Spongebawb dismisses Izalen and Abigor- Lives are a useful resource that must be conserved, and with an alt in the house, keeping them summoned would be risky.
Spongebawb then changes to SIGHTLY LESS GOOFY MODE- and pulls Neptunes Trident of of nowhere! He then changes it to a large, two-handed golden sword with it's powers! He then.. Oh my god... WIELDS IT ALONGSIDE THE HYDRODYNAMIC GOLDEN SPATULA! Then, in a burst of VICTORY-fueled speed, he quickly jumps in 001's face, emits a deafening, combat-grade earplug melting, headphone disintrigating, VICTORY SCREEEECH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sfoFdYzMfY
Then, he cuts it short and suddenly blasts 001 with a extremely persistent extremely accurate KRABBY PATTY-EMPOWERED ICE BOLT from Poseidon's Two Handed Golden Sword, followed up by a volley of heavy blade attacks with the 2H sword that move extremely fast. 001 tries to dodge, but alas, Spongebawb learned to flashstep and attack at the same time. Then, he tosses 001 outside as the Red Matter Bomb detonates, before attempting to repair the foundation.



1+ to topaz
1+ to pricey
1+ to piono
5/10 Krabby Patty Attack Robot (2+ piono)

Originally posted on 2016-03-05 00:16:00

Hole of Noobs 5/10 (+1 from Piono)
Crapsassin 2/10

Banana || Sword = A Really, Really Sharp Banana 1/???

RGWG unloads exactly 6 bullets into stevei. (Semi-Obvious Reference is Obvious)
Joey rebuilds the house with Pineapple Blocks he somehow got.

Wait wot wot.
Isn't Chara a FICTIONAL character?
Last time I played, I never knew that Chara was a person in the universe.
Well, not that I'm in it right now.
We're all on LOSAH (Land of Swords and Helmets) and as of now.
In another universe.
Using random tech to communicate with you.
Ok, I'll shut up now, and just ask you;
Chara, how the *bleep* are you real?


Originally posted on 2016-03-05 01:20:00

((@consumer: Yeah, well, I just killed Cia, and I want her to stay dead, especially considering my leanings are going to wind up being more Neutral than AG by the time this whole thing's over. This most likely means that I'm just going to keep on beating her up repeatedly every time she pokes her stupid omnicidal head up until she goes away for good.))

+2 to battlefury, +1 to finalbattle
rifle AND cheap sword = cheap bayonet 1/2 "WHY!?!?!?" Because, that's why.
3/3 for Baa Humbug! (+1 from battlefury)
1/5 for giant robot dinosaurs with freaking laser beams.
1/5 for apples.

Eric shrugs, then, wielding the kinect wands, levitates the unforger into the air.
jAFK notices that Eric's looking at him.
Whatever he tries to do to avoid the swirling anvil-on-a-stick of death, he's unlikely to be successful, because I'm quasi-behind him (not being an actual entity, I can't PHYSICALLY be behind him, but whatever) with the staff of magic missile, causing a storm of projectiles of pure force to slam into him from behind at roughly the same time he gets smashed backwards by the hammer.

3/3 expended! Baa humbug activated!
"..."
"Well?"
Well what?
"Where is ohmygoodne-"
The goat comes crashing through a wall that wasn't there a moment ago, crazed eyes looking around in everything with a mad, destructive anger.
The unfortunate victim?
Koishi.
The goat charges her, and as per the mechanics of its home game, she collapses as soon as the rock attached to its tongue smacks into her out of nowhere, and she is helpless to stop it from picking HER up with its tongue.
It proceeds to run about the battlefield, flailing its tongue in every direction, the unfortunate Koishi on the end of it being smashed into absolutely everything in the process.
Finally, the goat glitches through a rock, and launches off into the distance, Koishi disconnecting from the tongue and flying up into the air...
And landing face-first on some sharp, tainted rocks half a second before the immobility wears off.
"...What the heck was that?"
Goat simulator.
"Why is this in your charge bank?"
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

(BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)

As a side note, whoever redstone's character is, canonically, none of us are real. Every single one of us is fictional in one way or another. Even me, although I suspect that my own fictionalization is entirely within somebody's imagination or something stupid like a forum game (bum bum BUM!!!) so really, one of the current most popular video games in existence having a character represented here isn't all that far-fetched.

EDIT: redstone... +1 me baaaaaack.
baa.

EDITx2:
Hey look, piono's doing another +1 gimmick!
I'm opening up the alchemy shop.
Any alchemy I possess can be purchased for a number of +1s equivalent to it's level. This means a lvl1 costs 1, a lvl2 costs 2, and when/if the level cap gets increased that'll continue to go on like that, although I might do something to balance it out a bit more, and certain items might be subject to a bidding process instead.
Note, for balance reasons, I'm going to spend an action to fulfill any alchemy purchases each round I have one unfulfilled. "You're turning me into a shop keeper?" It keeps you out of the firing line. "*mumblegrumbemumblemerp*"

The list of for-sale alchemies, as well as store-credit (all +1s given to me are stored, so if you're waiting for another alchemy to come up, you can give me +1s and just wait) I might also end up taking requests, I dunno. Probably not, but it's still a possibility. I won't be putting more than 1 +1 into my alchemies per round though, so keep that in mind if you make a request.
If you want to make a request, it'll cost the number of +1s equivalent to the actual charge required to make the item, no alchemies over the level cap will be made by request.


Originally posted on 2016-03-05 01:50:00

+2 Piono, or +1 if that's all I can do.
"You know what, Chara? I feel like screwing with your plans."
5/10 charge (+1 Piono)
1/4 attack
"By that, I mean I feel like preventing you from carrying out your actions."

The cast off piece of the Umbral One takes out a phone. On a different battlefield, a phone rings.
"One, you do realize I need the data on this phone?"
"Just prepare a defense for Koishi to keep Chara from killing her."
"Wait. Chara? THE Chara? She's actually doing that?"
"Yes."
"Oh, gladly! Give me a turn or two..."

The Umbral One decides to show off his power.
He creates...tentacles from his palms. They wave all around the field, snaking in and out, scattering weird green liquid throughout the battlefield. Some splashes in the mouth of Alicia...it's tasty! She is struck by an overwhelming urge to lap up the goo from the battlefield. During this moment of weakness, a tentacle enters Alicia's mouth, and secretes more green slime. After a few seconds, the tentacle retracts.
"And..."
Suddenly, tentacles violently tear their way out of Alicia's stomach, and slither back into the palms of the Umbral One.

Originally posted on 2016-03-05 05:42:00

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1457156529))

a tentacle enters Alicia's mouth, and secretes more green slime.

Verdana's expression becomes unreadable for the few seconds that this takes place. He says nothing at all, but judging by the glow in his eyes, The Umbral One is in for an extremely bad time next turn - something that, as Verdana has shown earlier, he can very easily make happen. This silent promise takes physical form in the shape of an ominously glowing blue Alpha symbol appearing above The Umbral One... exactly the same type of symbol that Alpha Godmodders use. Which brings into question just what the hell Verdana actually is, since he's clearly not a genuine Godmodder.

Originally posted on 2016-03-05 12:15:00

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1457082516))

Kalandero: 3/10 Verdant Onslaught: 2/10 (+1 from Alicia) Verdana, in a moment of brief tactical awareness, realizes that stevei's power of Conflict could really sabotage his current desire to summon entities. After another moment to think about the best way to dispose of this problem, he decides to... turn into a giant with Distortion magic, pick stevei up, and throw him into Spongebawb's house. Which is then followed by the obligatory explosions, which those who have played with the Voltz mod might recognize as the sound of many, many, MANY blocks of Obsidian TNT exploding. After half a minute of waiting, and possibly a strong case of lag for most people, there is literally nothing surrounding Spongebawb's house. Silence, once ag- WOAH WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE? ... ... Verdana, WHERE DID YOU GET ACCESS TO A RED MATTER EXPLOSIVE? Nevermind that, the sound of an alarm echoing through the server may bring to mind the thought of an Antimatter Explosive starting to go off. Then, suddenly, in a rush of noise, the empty space below Spongebawb's house is made even more empty, the Red Matter explosive-generated wormhole rocketing out of the ground, flying through the air, with stevei caught squarely in the middle of it and being exploded roughly a dozen times per second, blasting off across the server. The path the wormhole carves is a deep trench, full of shadows and lava and a surprisingly large amount of Mutant Creepers... who are then dragged into the wormhole, being healed constantly by the explosives while also smacking stevei with their faces and exploding as well. So many explosions, it's almost ridiculous. Finally, at long last, the explosions stop as the Red Matter explosive-generated wormhole ceases existence at the edge of the Far Lands. Stevei ends up being thrown head-first into the thick of the Far Lands, the eldritch terrain warping around him in such nonsensical ways, physics breaking apart at the state between existence and nonexistence... And then the Mutant Creepers simultaneously suffer enough damage to trigger their Kamikaze modes. They all glow white, and begin pulling in nearby objects, locking around stevei in a ball of creeperness and Far Lands terrain, hissing in unison... then, they explode with the force of oh so many kilotonnes of TNT, utterly leveling an entire section of the Far Lands through the power of their blasts. A hole has formed that leads all the way down to bedrock, and judging by the cracks down there, may have broken through if there had been a few more Mutant Creepers... hold on, Far Lands shouldn't exist in this update? SURPRISE TIME WARP!

stevei is dealt a 35 armour piercing damage from the sheer brutality of the attack, while Spongebawb's House is reduced to a hole reaching to bedrock, dealing 5 damage to everything inside it except Alicia001.

A godmodder's assists go to all charges, by the way.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457109892))

kinect wands complete! 2/3 for Baa Humbug! (+1 from battlefury) +2 to battlefury, +1 to redstone. Oh COME ON!!! We spent a full 10 post charge on wrecking her and all it does is prevent her from doing anything until Koishi dies? I call BS on that. "Stop complaining, it's determination, you know how that works." Yes, and I also know that I have a plethora of characters that could hand Chara her/his butt to the moon and back without getting hit once, determination or no. "That made literally no sense whatsoever." I stand by that metaphor. "Whatever, we should still do something about Cia." Agreed, hey, the kinect wand is done. "Sweet, let's use those." Eric draws the kinect wand, and flourishes it. Using it's motion-detection based power, he lifts the two pieces of the unforger into the air, and reattaches them, this time with a stronger binding so it won't break again. He then smashes Cia into the ground with it. Literally, like hammering a nail, except instead of a hammer, an anvil on a stick, and instead of a nail, an ill-tempered demon child's Minecraft account. Regardless of whether or not Cia survived the attack, it's going to take her a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time to get unstuck, as their eyes are currently about onlevel with the grass's roots.

Cia has been dealt with for a very long while.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457136966))

Spongebawb dismisses Izalen and Abigor- Lives are a useful resource that must be conserved, and with an alt in the house, keeping them summoned would be risky. Spongebawb then changes to SIGHTLY LESS GOOFY MODE- and pulls Neptunes Trident of of nowhere! He then changes it to a large, two-handed golden sword with it's powers! He then.. Oh my god... WIELDS IT ALONGSIDE THE HYDRODYNAMIC GOLDEN SPATULA! Then, in a burst of VICTORY-fueled speed, he quickly jumps in 001's face, emits a deafening, combat-grade earplug melting, headphone disintrigating, VICTORY SCREEEECH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sfoFdYzMfY Then, he cuts it short and suddenly blasts 001 with a extremely persistent extremely accurate KRABBY PATTY-EMPOWERED ICE BOLT from Poseidon's Two Handed Golden Sword, followed up by a volley of heavy blade attacks with the 2H sword that move extremely fast. 001 tries to dodge, but alas, Spongebawb learned to flashstep and attack at the same time. Then, he tosses 001 outside as the Red Matter Bomb detonates, before attempting to repair the foundation. 1+ to topaz 1+ to pricey 1+ to piono 5/10 Krabby Patty Attack Robot (2+ piono)

Alicia001 fails to block and is completely and utterly obiliterated in the Red Matter explosion. Izalen and Abigor are de-summoned, while your attempt to rebuild the foundation is unsuccessful, just creating some planks in a massive hole.
**Divinity Alicia111: That was a perfectly good alt, and now I have to regenerate it.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1457140820))

Hole of Noobs 5/10 (+1 from Piono) Crapsassin 2/10 Banana || Sword = A Really, Really Sharp Banana 1/??? RGWG unloads exactly 6 bullets into stevei. (Semi-Obvious Reference is Obvious) Joey rebuilds the house with Pineapple Blocks he somehow got. Wait wot wot. Isn't Chara a FICTIONAL character? Last time I played, I never knew that Chara was a person in the universe. Well, not that I'm in it right now. We're all on LOSAH (Land of Swords and Helmets) and as of now. In another universe. Using random tech to communicate with you. Ok, I'll shut up now, and just ask you; Chara, how the *bleep* are you real?

Banana || Sword = A Really, Really Sharp Banana (Level 1)
The Pineapple Blocks fall into the hole, similarily to the planks. Semi-Obvious reference is not Obvious.
Aren't you currently playing a video game that is a replica of another dimension, while in a world based off a fictional series of comics? Exactly. Fiction is inspired by reality in other worlds, and some works of fiction are more inspired by those realities than others.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457142655))

((@consumer: Yeah, well, I just killed Cia, and I want her to stay dead, especially considering my leanings are going to wind up being more Neutral than AG by the time this whole thing's over. This most likely means that I'm just going to keep on beating her up repeatedly every time she pokes her stupid omnicidal head up until she goes away for good.)) +2 to battlefury, +1 to finalbattle rifle AND cheap sword = cheap bayonet 1/2 "WHY!?!?!?" Because, that's why. 3/3 for Baa Humbug! (+1 from battlefury) 1/5 for giant robot dinosaurs with freaking laser beams. 1/5 for apples. Eric shrugs, then, wielding the kinect wands, levitates the unforger into the air. jAFK notices that Eric's looking at him. Whatever he tries to do to avoid the swirling anvil-on-a-stick of death, he's unlikely to be successful, because I'm quasi-behind him (not being an actual entity, I can't PHYSICALLY be behind him, but whatever) with the staff of magic missile, causing a storm of projectiles of pure force to slam into him from behind at roughly the same time he gets smashed backwards by the hammer. 3/3 expended! Baa humbug activated! "..." "Well?" Well what? "Where is ohmygoodne-" The goat comes crashing through a wall that wasn't there a moment ago, crazed eyes looking around in everything with a mad, destructive anger. The unfortunate victim? Koishi. The goat charges her, and as per the mechanics of its home game, she collapses as soon as the rock attached to its tongue smacks into her out of nowhere, and she is helpless to stop it from picking HER up with its tongue. It proceeds to run about the battlefield, flailing its tongue in every direction, the unfortunate Koishi on the end of it being smashed into absolutely everything in the process. Finally, the goat glitches through a rock, and launches off into the distance, Koishi disconnecting from the tongue and flying up into the air... And landing face-first on some sharp, tainted rocks half a second before the immobility wears off. "...What the heck was that?" Goat simulator. "Why is this in your charge bank?" It seemed like a good idea at the time. (BBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) As a side note, whoever redstone's character is, canonically, none of us are real. Every single one of us is fictional in one way or another. Even me, although I suspect that my own fictionalization is entirely within somebody's imagination or something stupid like a forum game (bum bum BUM!!!) so really, one of the current most popular video games in existence having a character represented here isn't all that far-fetched. EDIT: redstone... +1 me baaaaaack. baa. EDITx2: Hey look, piono's doing another +1 gimmick! I'm opening up the alchemy shop. Any alchemy I possess can be purchased for a number of +1s equivalent to it's level. This means a lvl1 costs 1, a lvl2 costs 2, and when/if the level cap gets increased that'll continue to go on like that, although I might do something to balance it out a bit more, and certain items might be subject to a bidding process instead. Note, for balance reasons, I'm going to spend an action to fulfill any alchemy purchases each round I have one unfulfilled. "You're turning me into a shop keeper?" It keeps you out of the firing line. "*mumblegrumbemumblemerp*" The list of for-sale alchemies, as well as store-credit (all +1s given to me are stored, so if you're waiting for another alchemy to come up, you can give me +1s and just wait) I might also end up taking requests, I dunno. Probably not, but it's still a possibility. I won't be putting more than 1 +1 into my alchemies per round though, so keep that in mind if you make a request. If you want to make a request, it'll cost the number of +1s equivalent to the actual charge required to make the item, no alchemies over the level cap will be made by request. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1) The Unforger (level 2) obsidian bucket (level 1) kniect wand (level 1) stored credit. (SAAAAAAAANS!!) battlefury: 2

Cia refuses to die. She won't come back for at the very least 30 pages, but she will return. Eventually.
Koishi takes 17,500 damage, but manages to avoid getting Flux Poison. You take 6 damage from Subterranean Rose.
Alchemy Shop accepted. You don't need to use up an action to transfer an alchemy unless you're doing that for personal balance reasons.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1457156529))

+2 Piono, or +1 if that's all I can do. "You know what, Chara? I feel like screwing with your plans." 5/10 charge (+1 Piono) 1/4 attack "By that, I mean I feel like preventing you from carrying out your actions." The cast off piece of the Umbral One takes out a phone. On a different battlefield, a phone rings. "One, you do realize I need the data on this phone?" "Just prepare a defense for Koishi to keep Chara from killing her." "Wait. Chara? THE Chara? She's actually doing that?" "Yes." "Oh, gladly! Give me a turn or two..." The Umbral One decides to show off his power. He creates...tentacles from his palms. They wave all around the field, snaking in and out, scattering weird green liquid throughout the battlefield. Some splashes in the mouth of Alicia...it's tasty! She is struck by an overwhelming urge to lap up the goo from the battlefield. During this moment of weakness, a tentacle enters Alicia's mouth, and secretes more green slime. After a few seconds, the tentacle retracts. "And..." Suddenly, tentacles violently tear their way out of Alicia's stomach, and slither back into the palms of the Umbral One.

Technically, I confirmed the maximum amount of assists you can give out as +3, so you can give Piono and +3.

Alicia removes the green liquid from your control so that you can't do things to her stomach and drinks it all. She then realises it's not as tasty as it seems.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
stevei uses the two mistakes in the Update Terminal from last turn (stevei not resetting Conflict and Ascension still having two life bars) to gain control of an absurdly small fraction of the Narrative. He uses this to always mini-crit on attacks for this respawn, before crushing that fraction. He demonstrates this by firing an arrow at Verdana, and dealing a mini-critical 14 damage to Verdana. The Terror Skeletons fail Double Action and fire at the SRCDKs to finish them off.

Ascension asks for votes, before leaping up at stevei and smashing him into the ground, over and over again and dealing 7 damage. He then activates Project Mechanical. A robot made out of redstone uses pistons to push itself into the battlefield. RGWG fires at stevei, but he blocks all of the bullets.

Koishi changes up patterns before dealing 6,000 damage to all Hostiles and 3,000 damage to all Anti-Godmodders. jAFK uses a Creeper Spawn Egg on the Terror Skeletons, killing one and reducing the others' HP to 5. The newly risen Tombstone grinds a Terror Skeleton into bonemeal.

Alicia gives a +1 to Verdana, before using her former control over the Terror Skeletons to make them deconstruct into several bones, somehow creating a Tombstone, before stevei is surrounded with a blue glow. Alicia sends the bones at stevei but he successfully jumps over the bones. She then changes his gravity to a sideways momentum, and stevei crashes into the bones that he jumped over, dealing 10 damage.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Defeat stevei.

[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Defeat Koishi Komeji.
[AG]: Defeat jAFK.
[AG]: Destroy the Curse of Tombstones.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Protect Koishi Komeiji.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: 20% Fluxed Lobby (Tainted entities gain a 20% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞
Curse of Tombstones (Non-PGs that die and are significantly powerful turn into Tombstones): I
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] pionoplayer/Eric: 2/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 11/20 HP
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 14/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 1/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)

[PG] engie/Verdana: 6/20 HP, Minor Gravcrush: IIIIIIIIII, Enchanted Golden Apples: (I)

[H] stevei: 2/100 HP, Has 3 Armour, Conflict: IIII

[AG-PL] Ascension: 98/100 HP, Has 2 Armour, To The Sky: IIII, Project Retake: IIIIIIIIII
[AG] Random Guy With a Gun: 26,000/50,000 HP
[AG] Redstone Robot: 25,000/25,000 HP

[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 86,500/120,000 HP, Current Spellcard: "Subterranean Rose" (Koishi's attackers take 1/3 of the damage that they deal to Koishi, while anyone who kills a Pro-Godmodder takes 1/8 of that Pro-Godmodder's total health.), Current Pattern: Alternating Roses
[PG-PL] jAFK: 74/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Curse: II
[PG] Tombstone: 5,000/5,000 HP (x4)

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-03-05 12:32:00

I'm Back now I had to finish off Stevei...

I look at Stevei smiling at him then I send out a few knives which directed at him and sent in the speed of half sound impaling him then I burn his body by rubbing him on the floor while there is fire and I throw him in the door of Hell after that, I close it so he will never escape from Hell.

Charges:

ChurgeATK #1 10/10 +1 from Spongebawb (ON HOLD UNTIL WIERD STUFF HAPPENS)
ChurgeATK #2 10/10 +2 from Spongebawb (ON HOLD UNTIL WIERD STUFF HAPPENS)

Charge Storage: +1 from Spongebawb

+1 to Umbral One, +1 to Spongebawb, +1 to Piono

Alchemies:
Nah.

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)

Damage Dealt: 27,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 2
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 1

Originally posted on 2016-03-05 13:53:00

Oh, those assists go to ALL charges? My bad.

Kalandero: 6/10 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Alicia from last turn)
Verdant Onslaught: 4/10 (+1 from Alicia)

Verdana promptly flashsteps over to The Umbral One, igniting in flames. He still says nothing, but the tension in the air is so strong, one could almost take a bite out of it. Suddenly, without warning, the flames race outwards, covering both Verdana and The Umbral One from view. Once the flames disperse, neither of them are visible.

Far off in the sky, near a Blue Star, a set of well-known blue flames expand outwards on a desolate moon. Verdana and The Umbral One appear in the burst of fire, and the moment the two are there, Verdana promptly gestures downwards, amplifying gravity to an absurd degree to smack the Umbral One into the ground. The land splits in half with a gesture to each side, slamming back over the Umbral One repeatedly, smacking harder and harder with each of the repeated blows. Finally, with one last slam, the earth of the moon erupts, lava flooding around the Umbral One, which Verdana crushes tightly in a veil of gravity, a series of lightning bolts being summoned from his hand to blast through the lava, through the Umbral One, and into the core of the moon. Not relenting in his assault, Verdana splits the lava out of the way of his next attack, blasting The Umbral One with an attack of dual element ice and wind, freezing the Umbral One to the core in an instant, then slams the lava back onto the Umbral One. The wildly fluctuating temperature, combined with the brutality of Verdana's assault, causes the lava around the Umbral One to burn deep into his body, then fall away. Verdana's eyes are ablaze.

You know, you technically brought this upon yourself.

He holds up a fist, then unclenches, gravity promptly flipping around and yanking the Umbral One in opposite directions, causing his body to split apart from the forces involved. Verdana wastes no time in summoning water straight from the Dead Sea, which is VERY salty, and cramming it into the Umbral One's body, calling on earth manipulation to summon a pair of pillars to pound the salt deep into the injuries present. He dismisses the earth pillars again, gesturing downwards to slam the Umbral One into the ground, again and again and again, summoning forth a tornado of metal shards to rip the Umbral One into smaller and smaller shreds, manipulating space and time to prevent the Umbral One from ever having a chance to escape. The moon begins to split apart through Verdana's brutality, the chunks rocketing around and slamming into both the Umbral One and other moon shards, then Verdana indicates to the Blue Star. The moon shards rocket towards it, carrying the Umbral One with them, starting to burn up from the heat, Verdana rocketing after the Umbral One to ensure this stage of his attack goes flawlessly.

Let's dial this up to 75% of my potential full power.

Upon impact with the Blue Star, the moon shards explode violently, triggering a chain reaction upon the gasses of the supermassive star, explosions rippling across the surface and driving deep into the star. Verdana ignites in blue flames, rockets even faster, and punches the Umbral One in the face, a splattering of substances flying through space on contact. Verdana's skin has burnt away, and his inhuman form can be seen once again, as his momentum carries both himself and the Umbral One far inside the Blue Star, the heat scorching at the Umbral One without relent, temperatures skyrocketing as they travel deeper inside. Suddenly, the explosions stop, right as the two are dropped deep into the core of the star. And the final part of this attack then triggers, the Blue Star fluctuating once, twice, then exploding, with the Umbral One caught right in the epicenter of the supernova, the planets that were orbiting the star being swept away into naught but dust. The supernova-ing star burns brightly, the sound of many clocks activating at once being drowned out under the roaring of the star in it's death throes, time carrying the Umbral One forward to the stage where the remnants of the supernova'd star collapse inwards, the Blue Star's power expended. From the ruins, a Neutron Star has been formed, it being the only thing left to mark what Verdana did to this solar system during his obscene overkill of The Umbral One.

Speaking of Verdana, he then reappears beside Alicia in a flash of harmless flames. He turns and smiles at her.

:3

Originally posted on 2016-03-05 20:20:00

cheap bayonet complete!
rifle AND backpack: storage shot gun 1/2 (+1 from pricey)
3/5 for giant robot dinosaurs with freaking laser beams (+1 from finalbattle)
3/5 for apples (+1 from finalbattle)
+2 to finalbattle, +1 to pricey
engie, if you want to take part in the whole alchemy store thing, feel free, since honestly, I should probably be neutral, and not AG.
Also, consumer, thanks for letting the dupes be free.

"Well, guess I don't have to play shop keeper."
Yay.
Here, I have an idea.
"Wait, no what are youdoingnostop"
BZZZZZT.
Huh, defibrillator DOES restore health.
"Never... do that... again..."
For those interested, I just zapped Eric with the battery pack to restore his health.
It worked.
"It still hurt..."
Stop whining you big baby.



Originally posted on 2016-03-06 02:30:00

Computer && Shotgun = ??? 1/?
Spongebawb tosses a large number of Anti-matter TnT around jAFK. Then, he uses the 2H sword to quickly slice'n'dice him, before punting him into a nether portal. Spongebob then goes though the portal, and breaks the portal on the other side, before using teleportation powers to come back to the surface. jAFK of course is able to come out of the portal after a long period of being slowly cooked by ghasts and pigmen, but gets dunked on by a Obsdian TNT Basketball, before tossing a variety of FNAC (Five Nights at Candys) Animontronics at him. He is probably not scared by the jumpscares, but they drown out the noise of the battle and distract him at critical moments. Thusly, he ends up traped in a house made of 5 Biome Busters, 128 tnt, 50 Obsidian tnt, 5 antimatter bombs, two dark matter bombs, and one Red Matter Bomb. Not to mention the dark matter reactor used to create the dark matter in the dark matter bombs.

BOOOOM.

Normally, antimatter, dark matter, and red matter bombs would be destructive enough on their own. However, the combination creates a shockwave. The fusion of all three matters creates such a force that everything for miles disingratiates, turning to chucks of dust, then dust, then molecules, then finally ceasing to exist. Reality breaks behind the shockwave's destruction, seeming to be barely able to hold in such a force without shattering. The terrian is reduced to bedrock, with a great many holes left in the bedrock. All that remains is dust, ash, and fire

Dispite this, a single post will obviously not stop an former admin. Somehow rising from the dust is jAFK... Whose rise from the ashes is met with a mountain being droped on. Once he gets that out of the way, he limps defiantly, intent on exploiting spongebawb's low HP to finish him. But Spongebawb will not allow that, and rips jAFK's knees out before turning them to dust, as his face controts into a Nightmare face, as he goes Season 5-8 on jAFK. The body is not found, rather jAFK restores his body somehow. The new body is then tossed into the void with spongebawb attached, with spongebawb brutally attacking him, Nightmare Mode still active
Oof!
Spongebawb fell outside of the world
Oh, did i mention every PA was getting a video feed of the attack?

1+ to topaz
1+ to pricey
1+ to piono
7/10 Upgrade: Demons
Upgrade: Demons 1/10

Originally posted on 2016-03-06 02:44:00

It's a lot easier to write up creative attacks when I have the entire duration of running up the charge to think about what it's going to do...

storage shotgun complete!
computer AND hammer = Windows Stop Working 1/2 (+1 from battlefury)
4/5 for giant robot dinosaurs with freaking laser beams.
4/5 for apples

You're not at full health yet...
"NO MORE DEFIBRILLATION!!"
Relax, I was just going to suggest you not attack Koishi again this round.
Here, I finished alchemizing the storage shotgun.
"Wow, finally, something vaguely useful. Surprise surprise."
Shut up.
"Start alchemizing things that don't suck, and then I'll shut up."
Whatever, I have an idea.
"Me too."
Well um... I was just going to say load a bunch of magic missiles out of the staff of magic missiles into the shotgun and then firing it, but loading in one of the tombstones works too.
"Oh, that's a good idea, I'll do that too."
Well then.
For those who don't know what's going on, Eric just took one of the tombstones and loaded it into the storage shotgun, per its ability, and then loaded a bunch of magic missiles in (how is that even possible? "Don't question it, it's already done.") and then fired it at the other tombstones.
That was...
an interesting attack.



((OOC: Can Ascension use Project Retake to finish off Koishi? That stupid retaliatory damage makes me mad.))

Originally posted on 2016-03-06 03:37:00

I use my stored credit to buy a Storage Shotgun
Also, wouldn't logically the end result of "Gun && Cheap Sword" be "Gun with Cheap Bayonet"?
This is assuming the bayonet is not a Plug Bayonet (a crappy type of bayonet that pluged the barrel, disabling the gun for ranged usage).

Spongebawb is ded.
7/10 Upgrade: Demons
Upgrade: Demons 1/10



Originally posted on 2016-03-06 04:00:00

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1457186003))

I'm Back now I had to finish off Stevei... I look at Stevei smiling at him then I send out a few knives which directed at him and sent in the speed of half sound impaling him then I burn his body by rubbing him on the floor while there is fire and I throw him in the door of Hell after that, I close it so he will never escape from Hell. Charges: ChurgeATK #1 10/10 +1 from Spongebawb (ON HOLD UNTIL WIERD STUFF HAPPENS) ChurgeATK #2 10/10 +2 from Spongebawb (ON HOLD UNTIL WIERD STUFF HAPPENS) Charge Storage: +1 from Spongebawb +1 to Umbral One, +1 to Spongebawb, +1 to Piono Alchemies: Nah. Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Damage Dealt: 27,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 2 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 1

stevei is, to the surprise of absolutely no one, killed by your attack. Unfortunately, being an Agent of the Conflict, he respawns while in Hell and doesn't take long to burst straight back out of Hell.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: Well, I'll be going now.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: You know that I'll be back.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: This is my server, after all.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: Of course, don't expect that defeating me next time will be as easy.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: When I come back, it will be with some other Agents.
stevei looks at you, and images flash through your mind. The Shadow.
The Employer.
The Dragon.
A few other agents that have not been seen before appear, before you regain your vision.
(Fallen from Grace) stevei: Until then, I'll be waiting.
stevei defies godmodding to manage to get an ender pearl through the barrier.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1457209257))

Oh, those assists go to ALL charges? My bad. Kalandero: 6/10 (+1 from Alicia, +1 from Alicia from last turn) Verdant Onslaught: 4/10 (+1 from Alicia) Verdana promptly flashsteps over to The Umbral One, igniting in flames. He still says nothing, but the tension in the air is so strong, one could almost take a bite out of it. Suddenly, without warning, the flames race outwards, covering both Verdana and The Umbral One from view. Once the flames disperse, neither of them are visible. Far off in the sky, near a Blue Star, a set of well-known blue flames expand outwards on a desolate moon. Verdana and The Umbral One appear in the burst of fire, and the moment the two are there, Verdana promptly gestures downwards, amplifying gravity to an absurd degree to smack the Umbral One into the ground. The land splits in half with a gesture to each side, slamming back over the Umbral One repeatedly, smacking harder and harder with each of the repeated blows. Finally, with one last slam, the earth of the moon erupts, lava flooding around the Umbral One, which Verdana crushes tightly in a veil of gravity, a series of lightning bolts being summoned from his hand to blast through the lava, through the Umbral One, and into the core of the moon. Not relenting in his assault, Verdana splits the lava out of the way of his next attack, blasting The Umbral One with an attack of dual element ice and wind, freezing the Umbral One to the core in an instant, then slams the lava back onto the Umbral One. The wildly fluctuating temperature, combined with the brutality of Verdana's assault, causes the lava around the Umbral One to burn deep into his body, then fall away. Verdana's eyes are ablaze. You know, you technically brought this upon yourself. He holds up a fist, then unclenches, gravity promptly flipping around and yanking the Umbral One in opposite directions, causing his body to split apart from the forces involved. Verdana wastes no time in summoning water straight from the Dead Sea, which is VERY salty, and cramming it into the Umbral One's body, calling on earth manipulation to summon a pair of pillars to pound the salt deep into the injuries present. He dismisses the earth pillars again, gesturing downwards to slam the Umbral One into the ground, again and again and again, summoning forth a tornado of metal shards to rip the Umbral One into smaller and smaller shreds, manipulating space and time to prevent the Umbral One from ever having a chance to escape. The moon begins to split apart through Verdana's brutality, the chunks rocketing around and slamming into both the Umbral One and other moon shards, then Verdana indicates to the Blue Star. The moon shards rocket towards it, carrying the Umbral One with them, starting to burn up from the heat, Verdana rocketing after the Umbral One to ensure this stage of his attack goes flawlessly. Let's dial this up to 75% of my potential full power. Upon impact with the Blue Star, the moon shards explode violently, triggering a chain reaction upon the gasses of the supermassive star, explosions rippling across the surface and driving deep into the star. Verdana ignites in blue flames, rockets even faster, and punches the Umbral One in the face, a splattering of substances flying through space on contact. Verdana's skin has burnt away, and his inhuman form can be seen once again, as his momentum carries both himself and the Umbral One far inside the Blue Star, the heat scorching at the Umbral One without relent, temperatures skyrocketing as they travel deeper inside. Suddenly, the explosions stop, right as the two are dropped deep into the core of the star. And the final part of this attack then triggers, the Blue Star fluctuating once, twice, then exploding, with the Umbral One caught right in the epicenter of the supernova, the planets that were orbiting the star being swept away into naught but dust. The supernova-ing star burns brightly, the sound of many clocks activating at once being drowned out under the roaring of the star in it's death throes, time carrying the Umbral One forward to the stage where the remnants of the supernova'd star collapse inwards, the Blue Star's power expended. From the ruins, a Neutron Star has been formed, it being the only thing left to mark what Verdana did to this solar system during his obscene overkill of The Umbral One. Speaking of Verdana, he then reappears beside Alicia in a flash of harmless flames. He turns and smiles at her. :3

The Umbral One is obiliterated and if he wasn't protected by the Narrative, he would have gotten several stacks of Overkill. Alicia claps at the insanely brutal display of power.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457231449))

cheap bayonet complete! rifle AND backpack: storage shot gun 1/2 (+1 from pricey) 3/5 for giant robot dinosaurs with freaking laser beams (+1 from finalbattle) 3/5 for apples (+1 from finalbattle) +2 to finalbattle, +1 to pricey engie, if you want to take part in the whole alchemy store thing, feel free, since honestly, I should probably be neutral, and not AG. Also, consumer, thanks for letting the dupes be free. "Well, guess I don't have to play shop keeper." Yay. Here, I have an idea. "Wait, no what are youdoingnostop" BZZZZZT. Huh, defibrillator DOES restore health. "Never... do that... again..." For those interested, I just zapped Eric with the battery pack to restore his health. It worked. "It still hurt..." Stop whining you big baby. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1) The Unforger (level 2) obsidian bucket (level 1) kniect wand (level 1) cheap bayonet (level 1) stored credit. battlefury: 2 finalbattlestartsnow: 2 pricey: 1

Eric gains 7 health. You could change your alliance to Neutral.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457232269))

Computer && Shotgun = ??? 1/? Spongebawb tosses a large number of Anti-matter TnT around jAFK. Then, he uses the 2H sword to quickly slice'n'dice him, before punting him into a nether portal. Spongebob then goes though the portal, and breaks the portal on the other side, before using teleportation powers to come back to the surface. jAFK of course is able to come out of the portal after a long period of being slowly cooked by ghasts and pigmen, but gets dunked on by a Obsdian TNT Basketball, before tossing a variety of FNAC (Five Nights at Candys) Animontronics at him. He is probably not scared by the jumpscares, but they drown out the noise of the battle and distract him at critical moments. Thusly, he ends up traped in a house made of 5 Biome Busters, 128 tnt, 50 Obsidian tnt, 5 antimatter bombs, two dark matter bombs, and one Red Matter Bomb. Not to mention the dark matter reactor used to create the dark matter in the dark matter bombs. BOOOOM. Normally, antimatter, dark matter, and red matter bombs would be destructive enough on their own. However, the combination creates a shockwave. The fusion of all three matters creates such a force that everything for miles disingratiates, turning to chucks of dust, then dust, then molecules, then finally ceasing to exist. Reality breaks behind the shockwave's  destruction, seeming to be barely able to hold in such a force without shattering.  The terrian is reduced to bedrock, with a great many holes left in the bedrock. All that remains is dust, ash, and fire Dispite this, a single post will obviously not stop an former admin. Somehow rising from the dust is jAFK... Whose rise from the ashes is met with a mountain being droped on. Once he gets that out of the way, he limps defiantly, intent on exploiting spongebawb's low HP to finish him. But Spongebawb will not allow that, and rips jAFK's knees out before turning them to dust, as his face controts into a Nightmare face, as he goes Season 5-8 on jAFK. The body is not found, rather jAFK restores his body somehow. The new body is then tossed into the void with spongebawb attached, with spongebawb brutally attacking him, Nightmare Mode still active Oof! Spongebawb fell outside of the world Oh, did i mention every PA was getting a video feed of the attack? 1+ to topaz 1+ to pricey 1+ to piono 7/10 Upgrade: Demons Upgrade: Demons 1/10

Computer && Shotgun = Assisted Shotgun (Level 1)
jAFK takes 35 HP of armour piercing damage, while you die. Meanwhile, in another server in another timeline, a group of Mooks, a Roblox Noob and a few Descendants gain quality entertainment from watching some random server owner getting destroyed by a Spongebob clone. Alicia then realises that you made holes in the bedrock. In the Nether. Yeah.

**Divinity Alicia111: YOU IDIOT!
**Divinity Alicia111: Don't you know that you don't preform attacks that harm bedrock in the Nether?!
**Divinity Alicia111: Do you want to deal with an eldritch dragon that's also an Agent of the Conflict?!
**Divinity Alicia111: You should thank me for dealing with that.

Alicia appears to be slightly strained by dealing with something, likely you nearly awakening the [big]RED DRAGON[/big]. She rolls back the Nether, but it appears that she couldn't completely remove the DRAGON's influence. You've released quite a few Aspects, but thankfully, the battle is in the Overworld so that should be an non-issue... for now.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1457235472))

It's a lot easier to write up creative attacks when I have the entire duration of running up the charge to think about what it's going to do... storage shotgun complete! computer AND hammer = Windows Stop Working 1/2 (+1 from battlefury) 4/5 for giant robot dinosaurs with freaking laser beams. 4/5 for apples You're not at full health yet... "NO MORE DEFIBRILLATION!!" Relax, I was just going to suggest you not attack Koishi again this round. Here, I finished alchemizing the storage shotgun. "Wow, finally, something vaguely useful. Surprise surprise." Shut up. "Start alchemizing things that don't suck, and then I'll shut up." Whatever, I have an idea. "Me too." Well um... I was just going to say load a bunch of magic missiles out of the staff of magic missiles into the shotgun and then firing it, but loading in one of the tombstones works too. "Oh, that's a good idea, I'll do that too." Well then. For those who don't know what's going on, Eric just took one of the tombstones and loaded it into the storage shotgun, per its ability, and then loaded a bunch of magic missiles in (how is that even possible? "Don't question it, it's already done.") and then fired it at the other tombstones. That was... an interesting attack. Spoiler Alert stock: wand of magic missile (level 1) The Unforger (level 2) obsidian bucket (level 1) kniect wand (level 1) cheap bayonet (level 1) storage shotgun (level 1) stored credit. battlefury: 3 finalbattlestartsnow: 2 pricey: 1 ((OOC: Can Ascension use Project Retake to finish off Koishi? That stupid retaliatory damage makes me mad.))

The Tombstones have been obiliterated. Ascension will do exactly that in the EoTB.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1457236849))

I use my stored credit to buy a Storage Shotgun Also, wouldn't logically the end result of "Gun && Cheap Sword" be "Gun with Cheap Bayonet"? This is assuming the bayonet is not a Plug Bayonet (a crappy type of bayonet that pluged the barrel, disabling the gun for ranged usage). Spongebawb is ded. 7/10 Upgrade: Demons Upgrade: Demons 1/10

You buy the Storage Shotgun, which is allowed as the alchemy trade is more of an OOC thing and doesn't effect much. I don't know about the Cheap Bayonet, as those alchemies are directly taken from DTG2 so it was either decided by Twin or secret_scribe1 (the original alchemiser). I can sort of see the logic, as a Bayonet is a sword on a gun.

Remember that you can't charge while dead.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Curse of Tombstones fades.

Ascension activates Project Retake, creating a banner stating 'Take Back AscensionCraft!'. He launches at Koishi with this banner before a few AscensionCrafters get motivated to join. They take out their swords and each jump at Koishi, before Ascension slams Koishi into the pole of the banner. Koishi hits the floor before Ascension drives his sword into her chest. Koishi takes 30,000 HP of damage before immediately changing her pattern. Ascension finds himself impaled into a rose, and takes 13 HP of damage.

RGWG and the Redstone Robot team up to deal 20,000 damage to Koishi, at the cost of the spellcard effect dealing 10,000 HP of damage to them each.

Koishi idles, due to her current pattern increasing the amount of retaliatory damage, while Alicia immediately votes for jAFK, activating his special, Curse. Every non-PG gains Bad Luck, causing a bad effect to have 40% chance of happening to them at the EoTB.

Alicia is annoyed at having to deal with Spongebawb, so gives a +2 to Verdana, before casting a mass healing spell on the Pro-Godmodders. Every Pro-Godmodder gains 10,000 health. She then gives Koishi the Level 5 'The Third Degree', which she somehow recognises as pionoplayer's, just to mess with his mind.

[ITINERARY]
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Defeat Koishi Komeji.
[AG]: Defeat jAFK.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Protect Koishi Komeiji.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: 20% Fluxed Lobby (Tainted entities gain a 20% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Clear (No effect) ∞
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE


[AG] pionoplayer/Eric: 9/20 HP, Bad Luck: IIII
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 11/20 HP, Bad Luck: IIII
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 0/20 HP
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 0/20 HP, Demonic Contract (IIII & IIII)
[AG] Pricey12345: 5/20 HP, 22% INTEGRITY, Bad Luck: IIII

[PG] engie/Verdana: 16/20 HP, Minor Gravcrush: IIIIIIIIII, Enchanted Golden Apples: (I)

[AG-PL] Ascension: 85/100 HP, Has 2 Armour, To The Sky: IIII, Bad Luck: [b]IIII[/b]
[AG] Random Guy With a Gun: 16,000/50,000 HP, Bad Luck: IIII
[AG] Redstone Robot: 15,000/25,000 HP, Bad Luck: IIII

[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 46,500/120,000 HP, Current Spellcard: "Subterranean Rose" (Koishi's attackers take 1/3 2 of the damage that they deal to Koishi, while anyone who kills a Pro-Godmodder takes 1/8 4 of that Pro-Godmodder's total health.), Current Pattern: A Rose's Thorns
[PG-PL] jAFK: 49/100 HP, Has 1 Armour.

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

Originally posted on 2016-03-06 15:24:00

Hole of Noobs 6/10
Crapsassin 3/10

Cup && Coffee = Cup of Coffee 1/???

Wait wot wot. GMs plz stop screwing with my mind by making "Redstone" entities. I almost thought there was a copy of Redstone (the character) on the battlefield.

RGWG attacks jAFK by smashing him with his large plasma cannon he somehow had.
Joey uses the Really, Really Sharp Banana and chips the Tombstone(s).

Originally posted on 2016-03-06 16:19:00

The Umbral One respawns.
"Maybe I'm just not used to the form of logic that this body operates on, but just how does attacking the godmodder bring on retribution from you?"

The world around Verdana darkens.

"On the other hand, you have no one to blame but yourself for what is about to occur."

Originally posted on 2016-03-07 04:26:00