After a bit of modification so that it fits him, Irongutta equips the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet given to him by Piono. "Hmph, not bad fer a Umie."

Irongutta is then struck with some sort of idea from a higher power and begins shouting at Death. "Oi, I'll showz ya who is da killiest 'round 'ere!" He turned to Da Boyz and raised his 'Uge Choppa. "Charge wivv me, lads!" Da Boyz shout back their agreement, and fall in behind Irongutta as he leads the charge. Irongutta looks like he is going to be ensuring that Da Boyz reach their target mostly unscathed, and instead of attacking will be guarding them (and then joining in on their beatdown once they reach Death in two turns).

Da Boyz will take a few potshots with their Slugga guns, not like many of them will hit. Dok Buzzgob miraculously appears on Floor 2 with his Grot Orderly in tow, joining the mob to heal Irongutta and Da Boyz if they take any damage. Oh, and make any "improvements" to the Orks that he sees fit.

---

+3 to Piono

Charges:
A Couple of Cans: 10/20
"Oi! Why'z I walking!?": 7/15 (+3 from Revan, +1 from Piono)

Alchemies:
Mek's Wrench && Steel Sword Blade && Plasteel Scraps = 'Uge Wrench (Level 3: 4/4) - COMPLETE!
The equivalent of an 'Uge Choppa wielded by some Boyz or Nobz, this is simply a bigger version of his old wrench with a sharp blade on the other side of the head. The weapon is also reinforced with some bits of Plasteel that have been pounded into flat plates and bolted on. Would probably be unwieldy in the hands of a smaller Ork.

Tesla Coils && Dual Plasma Battery && "Super Konduktor" Wiring && Looted Shield Drone Bits = Kustom Force Field Generator (Level 5: 5/6)
These devices are commonplace among successful Meks who use them to protect themselves or their creations. These devices are typically worn on their back and project a protective bubble around themselves that, despite crackling with energy or spewing noxious smoke, is extremely effective in their purpose. Irongutta managing to loot a Tau Shield Drone was extremely helpful in the creation of this device.

Originally posted on 2016-08-02 21:30:00

-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10



5/5 Dog Version 2.0.2
The dogbot promptly updates, gaining another 20,000 hp and more attack

ENTITYS:


The Dogbot steals HP from Death.

.



Character:
3+ Armor from items
Immune to godmodder armor piercing

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toa

Originally posted on 2016-08-03 11:42:00

Typing up a superattack for Salvation of all things for approximately six hours, and counting has taken up most of my time, although I welcome you to check it out when I'm done with it. What I have so far is listed here. While you may not care for TvT2 at all, some of what I've written is relevant or will be about to become relevant to P&S, mainly Round Four.

But yeah, no dop today.

Originally posted on 2016-08-03 21:05:00

Action: I CHECK Death.

Shop Action: Eric, may I place the order for the obsidian chestplate, awakened and the obsidian helmet awakened.

The Priest of SiIvaGunner moves to Floor 5.

Charges:

What? 15/20 +1 from Revan

What? Why? 15/20 +1 from Eric

Charge Storage: +1 from Razihel

+1 to Razihel, Revan and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 146,500
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Originally posted on 2016-08-03 22:49:00

I spawn in front of death.

Wait, what?!

I punch death in the face then quickly back away.

while making this face

Originally posted on 2016-08-04 01:55:00

Action: I move to Floor 5.

Also I see a random sign that say,

"Do not type up Offended and Kittens pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, I haven't see what we saw..."

The Priest of SiIvaGunner moves to Floor 5.

Charges:

What? 16/20

What? Why? 16/20

Charge Storage: +1 from Razihel

+1 to Noah, Battlefury and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 146,500
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Originally posted on 2016-08-04 17:01:00

Since it occurs to me that I can't type large blocks of text in time, I've changed the Maria reward, as discussed on Discord. You can now ask 5 questions about AscensionCraft, and people related to it. They can not have anything to do with the Mates Base. Don't ask about Her. Alicia's probably not going to be happy, and Very Bad Things will happen to you.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1470086135))

Nyarly uses the Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech Translator to allow him to understand the Dogomination. He then scratches the Dogomination in a sweet spot. It feels quite nice to the Dogomination who decides to not attack/inflict Nyarly with the Mark of Dog. He is an Outer God after all, the Eldritch Horrors pray to those guys. Seems rude to do that. Good Dog. Nyarly then winks at Alicia as his and Revan's alignments turn neutral. The AGs seem to be fine now, its just time to do as I please Revan seems confused by her sudden change in alignments. Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 8/8) Kyber Crystal && Revan's Purple Crystal== ?? Hopes and Dreams && Tendril of an Outer God == ?? Status Effect Immunity 8/20 HK-47 18/20(+1 from Dogman, Doc, and Pricey) +1s to Pricey, Dogman and  Doc

You commit an un-dramatic betrayal. The Dogbomination looks at you, and laughs.

DOGBOMINATION: You, who does not serve under the while of our Lord, does not have permission to scratch me, especially with the blasphemy of calling us Eldritch Horrors. Not only that, you have just betrayed our Lord's Descendant. ARF!

The Dogbomination does like being scratched, and would not go for full damage, except for the fact that you're shielded, so it simply breaks that. You also betray the AGs.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1470088004))

Verdana would probably react to Steve Buchemi's buff grant, but currently it's actually debatable whether he's in the position to do that. One thing he does have going for him is, in spite of damages, he appears to lack the whole pain response most people have. As such, when stabbed in the back, his response is to leap off forward in front of himself, before turning around and flying upwards into the air. High enough to accidentally smack against the ceiling, flipping backwards and bodyslamming against the floor with the force of a lot, to send out a powerful shockwave upon impact. There's a pause. Then, an irritated grunting noise as Verdana picks himself back up, looking around the room. Another pause, as the crystals shift and he moves around, until he remembers what he was doing and why he was pissed. He turns and promptly goes flying through the air towards Eric/SONG once again, and this time, there seems to be a trail of dust following him. Slowly, the dust seems to shift form, twisting shape and forming into... one of the dead entities of the past, IDK which because I don't really get to do the specifics for this, I think. Although I'm personally hoping for one of the MECH class entities. The power of a completed 15-post charge swirls in the air, increasing Verdana's potential for collateral damage! And also direct damage but who gives a flying fish about that detail Alchemy Vault Moth Wing || Diamond Sword Scissors = Winging It: 5/8 Charges Spare charge: 15/15 (there we go I also used it this turn too) The other obligatory spare charge: 5/15 (+1 from Doctors, +2 from Jon, semi-old +1 from Piono) Verdana is currently too pissed off to be handing out assist. Apologies for this inconvenience.

You perform insane Trigger Wielder stunts, before activating Dust to Dust's attack mode, while critting. While using a 15 post charge, wait, SONG just used his way too large stack of spare charges to counter. Welp. I suspect the Narrative may intervene in the sheer number and capacity of them. Regardless, the apparition of Error Sans returns, before a bunch of integrity harming blades come out towards SONG.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1470089605))

@engie: You can come back on the discord, you just need to grab the invite link again. uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 5/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used. giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened)5/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get. Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece. uranium's umbrage orders: none yet giga gun orders: none yet 12 spare charges 12/15 for spare charge 12/15 for spare charge +1 to engie, pricey and revan. SONG tries to pull Triton's Wrath out of Verdana's spine... and gets smashed into the ceiling for his trouble, it does, however, lodge the spear further into Verdana's chest. SONG rolls out of the way as Verdana tries to slam him into the ground. This action pushes Triton's Wrath all of the way through, and it proceeds to clatter to the floor. Counter spare charge expended! And then Verdana charges through the air at him. SONG ignores the entity coming into being on the far side of the room, and instead raises his hands. A large pattern, an occult symbol or summoning circle of some sort with a number of different colors, green, brown, red and black, all in different hues and shades. As Verdana comes careening forwards, SONG pushes forwards, and a massive arm appearing to be made out of burning plantmatter and molten lava reaches out and grabs engie, it slowly crumples under the force of the enraged, hulking warrior, and as it goes a massive blast of flame and rock jets out in all directions, dealing large amounts of damage to Floor 2. Verdana finally plows out the other side... Only to get punched across the room into the weapon display cases by a massive metallic fist. ((Now is everyone's time to get your potshots in, as me and engie are likely going to be moving back up to Floor 4 and 5 after this.))

Via the power of lava, flames, and 15 post charges, you promptly counter Engie's attack, into the entirety of Floor 2. You, first of all, take 20% critical integrity damage, while the entirety of Floor 2 takes 10% critical integrity damage, before everybody takes 10,000 damage.

QUOTE (Toast @ (time=1470090459))

5/10 Cannon Fodder 18/20 Left Bank Two. (+1 from revan and pricey) Case By Equinox <^> Gear Awakener = Case By Equinox [A] (Level 7 - 3/6) The awakened version of Case By Equinox allows the wielder to attack entities in other zones, due to spatial powers. Glitch Stabiliser <^> Gear Awakener = Glitch Stabiliser [A] (Level 7 - 3/6) Increases the Integral Armor (since it's a pretty unique effect) to 10%, while equipped. 'Destabiliser' form (for glitch based entities like Ets or Chaos) provides 10% dodge instead. +1 to battlefury, ire and cyan

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1470109584))

Nyarly and Revan speak to Death, Redundancy Incarnate. "Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!" It was not by his hand that he's once again given flesh. He was called here by stevei who should wish to pay should tribute me. "Tribute?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!" Perhaps the same could be said of all religions. "Your words are as empty as your soul! Sentient life hardly needs a savior such as you!" What is a life? Nyarly creates and flings a wine glass aside spilling the crimson liquid across the floor A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, philosophy can be later! Have at our newest friend! The Black Pharaoh then teleports a Vault Moth over, grabbing it telekinetically before tearing its wings of it. The Moth shudders in air as it helplessly squirms about. Nyarlathotep then says a few words unknown to man as runes surround the creature, glowing dark crimson. The runes begin to float drifting around the Moth as its body begins to fracture. It writhes in horrible agony as ancient forces go to work upon Moth. Fluids leak out of the Moth as they drip upward, falling swirling ball of its bodily fluids. The Moth's body crumples as nothing is left of it within. The fluids then spread across Nyarly's Barrier, reinforcing it with the life of another. Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 8/8) Kyber Crystal && Revan's Purple Crystal== ?? Hopes and Dreams && Tendril of an Outer God == ?? Status Effect Immunity 10/20 (+1 from Piono) HK-47 19/20 +1s to Piono, Dogman and Bomber

Via Castlevania references, you promptly deal 25,000 damage to a Vault Moth, before healing your Barrier for 10,000 HP.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1470139152))

GIVE ME THE DEVIANTART UNIVERSES CONSUMER ---- +1 to Toast. +1 to Pricey. +1 to Piono. ---- ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 14/20 (+1 Best Godmodder, +2 Toast) Happy feet! ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 13/20 (+2 Best Godmodder) Wombo Combo!. ---- Sword of Flame - Off Creativity Matrix - Off ---- SiivaGunner takes the stairs to Floor 5. The Portal gets sucked into itself, and appears at Floor 5. ---- Razihel looks at the new guy. "Nope nope nope nope nope. NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE." He drives a DeLorean into Floor 5, the Laboratory. He has a feeling that the White is going to come back. Razihel calls Past Sukard. ---- -Alchemies- Rapier of Readiness <^> Awakener = Awakened Rapier of Readiness (Level 4) - (3/5) Now inflicts Coated, which causes fire attacks to Ignite the enemy with the Coated debuff. Flint && Stone && Snowball && 2 Generic High School Chorale uniforms && Megaphone && Half-eaten Donut && Glasses && 4-Alarm Hot Sauce || Singular Turntech Timetable = HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - (7/8) I only make high quality video game alchemies.

I SEE THAT YOU FEAR DEATH, LIKE A SANE PERSON. I APPRECIATE YOUR UPBRINGING.
You go up into Floor 5. I also recommend that you return to Floor 2 when Death experiences himself, looking at your newfound position in Madoka Hell. Something may be relevant to your interests there. Fifth Wall me told you this OOCly, but if I describe it, your sanity would drop heavily, and the global sanity would be heavily reduced, before the mods eviscerate me. You also call one of your past RP characters.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1470158773))

>Character Stats https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing >Charges imscared.exe (14 / 20) (+1, Toast wallofwar.exe (1 / 20) +1 to Piono, +2 to Toast >Action Chaos shoves a ladder straight up through the ceiling of Floor 1, creating a hole big enough to allow him to ascend to Floor 2. However, as the ladder pops up, it ends up impailing a Vault Moth. Oops? Chaos also enters /<0> again. Something something world must burn.

You enter Floor 2, and kill a Vault Moth. Your /<0> cooldown, which is likely long gone, causes a ripoff Crimson Scale to crash through the Mates Base, warping through Floor 3, and...
oh... that's going to be quite a problem.
On contact, due to the enchantments placed on Floor 3, it cracks into three shards. One crashes into Death, dealing 20,000 damage, before a crimson energy surrounds him. It appears that he can harness pure entropy, although he declines to comment at this moment, one crashes into the fifth weapons case, and one crashes into the second weapons case. The coming trials ahead of Death just got more interesting, especially considering the contents of that second one. You have one more /<0> usable until Floor 3. Use it wisely. stevei wonders if you know what teamwork is, and decides to manipulate the situation to make you receive sufficient retribution.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1470168602))

I turn the ground under death into molten lava, and then I turn the air above death into hot tar. Bob spawns a Charger. Envy: 6/20 Wrath: 5/20 +2 to Engie, +1 to Piono

Death takes 12,000 damage.

QUOTE (Bomber57 @ (time=1470169825))

After a bit of modification so that it fits him, Irongutta equips the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet given to him by Piono. "Hmph, not bad fer a Umie." Irongutta is then struck with some sort of idea from a higher power and begins shouting at Death. "Oi, I'll showz ya who is da killiest 'round 'ere!" He turned to Da Boyz and raised his 'Uge Choppa. "Charge wivv me, lads!" Da Boyz shout back their agreement, and fall in behind Irongutta as he leads the charge. Irongutta looks like he is going to be ensuring that Da Boyz reach their target mostly unscathed, and instead of attacking will be guarding them (and then joining in on their beatdown once they reach Death in two turns). Da Boyz will take a few potshots with their Slugga guns, not like many of them will hit. Dok Buzzgob miraculously appears on Floor 2 with his Grot Orderly in tow, joining the mob to heal Irongutta and Da Boyz if they take any damage. Oh, and make any "improvements" to the Orks that he sees fit. +3 to Piono Charges: A Couple of Cans: 10/20 "Oi! Why'z I walking!?": 7/15 (+3 from Revan, +1 from Piono) Alchemies: Mek's Wrench && Steel Sword Blade && Plasteel Scraps = 'Uge Wrench (Level 3: 4/4) - COMPLETE! The equivalent of an 'Uge Choppa wielded by some Boyz or Nobz, this is simply a bigger version of his old wrench with a sharp blade on the other side of the head. The weapon is also reinforced with some bits of Plasteel that have been pounded into flat plates and bolted on. Would probably be unwieldy in the hands of a smaller Ork. Tesla Coils && Dual Plasma Battery && "Super Konduktor" Wiring && Looted Shield Drone Bits = Kustom Force Field Generator (Level 5: 5/6) These devices are commonplace among successful Meks who use them to protect themselves or their creations. These devices are typically worn on their back and project a protective bubble around themselves that, despite crackling with energy or spewing noxious smoke, is extremely effective in their purpose. Irongutta managing to loot a Tau Shield Drone was extremely helpful in the creation of this device.

You guard the remaining two Boyz, and also increase their attack to something significantly strong for their low amount of power. You also gain 2 armour.
Orks don't know the differences between humans and elves, do they?

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1470220937))

-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 5/5 Dog Version 2.0.2 The dogbot promptly updates, gaining another 20,000 hp and more attack ENTITYS: Spoiler Alert QUOTE [AG] Thief of dogbot 2.0 100,000/100,000 tricks learn: no fuck off, 50% evasive. teach a new dog new tricks: |||| skillsteal: |||||| statussteal This powerful dog thief bot steals abilitys, attacks, and armor from it's enemys in order to become more powerful. It also gains 5% dodge per successful dodge, which ticks down after two turns,and steals attack power from it's enemy on dodge. It can also be taught tricks, giving it abilitys, allowing it to inflict status effects, and deal more damage. It can also be taught passives, such as nautical or airborne. It's main attack is weak, due to it;s thief ability, as well as the fact that it has low damage due to the fact that all damage dealt is returned as stolen HP, which can increase it's max HP if the dog;s HP is at max. Basically, overheal increases the health cap. Skillsteal can steal a ability from a monster, gaining a full description of it. Depending upon the ability, it may be nerfed or buffed. Status Steal allows for the dog to steal a buff from multiple targets, or take away a enemy's ability to inflict debuffs and gain the ability to inflict the stolen debuffs. Alternatively, it just allows the dog to inflict agony, then gravcursh. if there is no available targets. Teach a new dog New Tricks causes the dog to gain a random ability and passive that benefits it. It can also unlearn tricks that would be harmful or lethal to it. The Dogbot steals HP from Death.

The Dogbot will do as you say, as well as gaining 15,000 HP, and 2,500 attack.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1470260975))

Action: I CHECK Death. Shop Action: Eric, may I place the order for the obsidian chestplate, awakened and the obsidian helmet awakened. The Priest of SiIvaGunner moves to Floor 5. Charges: What? 15/20 +1 from Revan What? Why? 15/20 +1 from Eric Charge Storage: +1 from Razihel +1 to Razihel, Revan and Eric/piono. Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 146,500 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Death (666k HP, 30k DMG, Double-Action): Death is a powerful entity borne out of the code inputted into the Darkness, which is a story for another time, or can be learnt by playing / watching Distorted Travesty 1. He first appeared in Distorted Travesty 3, when he was killed, before being brought back from the ether by /////. He possesses a multitude of passives, that scale as he loses HP.

Deathmaster I: Death controls death, and can thus cause death. He will instantly kill entities under 30% HP. When under 444k HP, that increases to 40%, under 222k HP, 50%, and under 111k HP, 60%. Keeping your health up is vital for your continued existence here, as otherwise insteunt deaf will descend onto your souls. Note that I'm only giving you hints because Mr. Omnicide over there decided that the world should burn via the might of <0>. If that wasn't the case, this fight would still be hard, but you wouldn't have tips.

Deathmaster II: Death continues to control death, and continues to cause death. Under 444k, Death gains the ability to instantly kill one person per turn. Under 222k HP, he gains the ability to instantly kill two people. Every time he takes over 50k damage in a single attack, he gains one instant death attack. I can't help you here.

Blitzkrieg: Under 333k HP, Death replaces his Double-Action with Triple-Action.

Scythesorcery: [DATA LOCKED UNTIL HALF IS LOST]
What A Horrible Night: /////. Must be inspected further.
To Have A Curse: /////. Must be inspected further.

(<0>) Grim Reaper: Death can and will desecrate the corpses of the dead, and using the powers of entropy, be able to take abilities from those that he has killed. These abilities have been heavily nerfed, but are still there.

(<0>) Impersonated Entropy: [LOCKED. COMPLETELY LOCKED. C H A <0> S CAN NOT BE UNDERSTOOD.].

QUOTE (micbs @ (time=1470272151))

I spawn in front of death. Wait, what?! I punch death in the face then quickly back away. while making this face

You spawn, punch Death in the face, and deal 8,000 damage.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1470326485))

Action: I move to Floor 5. Also I see a random sign that say, "Do not type up Offended and Kittens pages on Encyclopedia Dramatica, I haven't see what we saw..." The Priest of SiIvaGunner moves to Floor 5. Charges: What? 16/20 What? Why? 16/20 Charge Storage: +1 from Razihel +1 to Noah, Battlefury and Eric/piono. Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 146,500 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

I remember in very early P&S, telling people to go at Encyclopedia Dramatica at their own risk. There's a reason that site inflicted heavy status effects on Redstone. The Priest moves to Floor 5.

Originally posted on 2016-08-04 20:02:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
The Floor Integrity doesn't have any special effects. Regeners gain 1 HP. Chaos gains 1 GS. Eric passes his Integrity check with flying colours. Nothing happens in Floor 4 due to a lack of Descendant activity.

The Scavenger does dark, evil, magics to go up to Floor 4, before harming the Vault Orb for 7,500 Colour-Blocked damage. Something, something, you may want to remove the Shell. The Dogbomination barks, before the terror inspired by it being in your vision condenses around the Beacon of Hope. It's light shines, before becoming extinguished.

Death levitates into the air, before swinging his scythe. Istina notices that it's in her direction, and attempts to dodge, before it simply stretches out, and cuts straight through her, while sheer entropy absorbs a small portion of her avatar, granting him Hello Puppets. Under a shorter cooldown. Death promptly grows wings of entropy, before a blade suddenly cuts through the Portal to the Dimension of Anger, causing it to explode. The sudden burst of energy disrupts Ker'Athri's tenative existence, before the Sandstone Revenant gets the intense feeling to act out against the Anti-Mates. Death then stops for a second, and notices what SONG and Revan are doing, before staring at them blankly.

(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: Okay, SONG, if you go through it, my 1337 h4x0r friend is inclined to be just the slightest bit less merciful than he already does, and considering that he's an omnicidal maniac with control over very special things that you will probably freak out when you learn what it is, including the GM, that's 0% merciful.
[b](Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: I already know you're going to cheese through my bosses and brutally murder me, so I don't really care that much.[/b]

The Vault Moths promptly danmaku Rin to death and Utsuho for 20,000 damage, before Noah the Dog punches Utsuho to the ether.

SilvaGunner watches his AG comrades get dunked and insta'd, before doing some sicknasty music tricks to blast Death off of his perfect 616k HP for 15,000 damage, before coming to the conclusion that the only reason he's alive is because he's SilvaGunner. Sackboy uses Costume Change, causing him to become Good Cole. The Thief of Dogbot steals 12,500 HP from Death. demonologist notices her crippling lack of health, her crippling lack of importance to the plot, and the sudden minicritical crippling lack of 15,000 health that death has. Huh, weird. The Fire Bros deal 13,000 minicritical damage to Death, and inflict Burn. Da Boyz charge with Irongutta, and prepare to make Death experience a title drop. Da Dok reappears, and notices that Irongutta and Da Boyz are healthy, apart from the ones that are dead. He shrugs and grafts on 4,000 extra HP to them. Don't ask how, I don't think you want to know. The Tainted Magikoopas warp around, before Noah the Buff Dog's muscles explode, causing him to lose 5 current and max HP, and deflate. The Sandstone Revenant rebels and promptly smashes demonologist over the head with a sand bat, causing her avatar to experience death.

The Crimson Dead, Everlasting, Undead Cultist, and STRINGS smash Death in the face for a combined 70,000 damage. Bob spawns a Charger, which munches on Death for 5,000 damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to all PGs, and a +1 to all Neutrals, before clicking her fingers, as she does, time, and time, and time, again. The Vault Moths choke to death.

stevei analyses the Battlefield, and decides not to act as of the moment, apart from granting Verdana armour piercing.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Kill Death to



-WHEN ALICIA DITCHES THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU CAN TELL THAT INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ELSEWHERE-
[/spoiler]

[THE MATES' BASE]
Locks: 3/4 Remaining.Floor 1:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Conflicting Sea (Nautical 01 entities critical, Nautical non-01 entities mini-crit.)
Distance to Key: 0.

[EMPTY. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD DO THE DESTRUCTION THING NOW.]

Floor 2:
90% INTEGRITY

[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Pricey12345: 11/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b].
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 7/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS)
[AG] micbs: 20/20 HP.

[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 23/25 HP, 80% INTEGRITY, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Omniscience, Sight (Armour-Piercing); ACTIVE!, Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): ACTIVE!, Presence (Common Status Immunity): ACTIVE!
[N] Revan + Nyarlohotep: 23/23 HP, 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 50% Retribution Damage
6 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 25,000/40,000 HP
Healing Item: [b]I[b]I[/b]III[/b], Shatterpoint: [b][b]I[/b]IIIII[/b].
[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 20/20 HP.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 22/25 HP, -107% Attraction (-10% per turn), 3 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +2 from stevei), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: II > II. Kritzkrieg: III, SI Barrier: III, Armour Piercing: IIII
[PG] Jondanger23: 7/20 HP, Inspiration: I.

[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Lightly Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Scratched, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing
it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Chaos).
[A] The Mask: Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Irongutta).
[A] Get Out of Death Free Card: Switches between users, prevents a single death (Jondanger).

[N] Scavenger: 70,000/80,000 HP, Shell: 75,000/75,000 HP, +3 AC to the main body but Armour-Piercing is nullified while active, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack, Inspiration: I[b]I[/b].

[???] Dogbomination: 490,000/500,000 HP. Inflicts the Envoy's Mark of Dog. All Attacks Targeting the ???s Deal 75% Damage!

[01-BOSS] Death: 499,166/666,666 HP, Double-Action, Harnesses Entropy Once Per Turn, Instant Kill on Targets Under 30% HP, Instant Death Attacks: 0, What a Horrible Night: [b]II, To Have a Curse: III, Hello Puppets: [b]I[/b]II, <0>: IIII, Burn: I.[/b]
[01] Vault Moths: 0/50,000 HP, 0/50,000 HP (x4).
[01] Noah the Buff Dog: 0/20 HP. 3 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Common Status Immunity.

[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 0/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Heaven and Hell Meltdown, Solar Power: 151% (+5% per turn, -5% per attack), Regeneration (10,000 HP), 100% Retribution Damage, Subterranean Sun: I[b]II.[/b]
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 0/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Spleen Eater, Zombie Fairies: 0/100 HP (x720)
[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 21,777/82,777 HP, Evasive (7%) + 14% per dodge, resetting on hit. A Grand New Era: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b].
[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 0/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: [b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b] (Kill Counter: 5/5, Strongest Kill: Terror Witch), Bag o' Disease: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Immune to Poison, Blinded, and any disease status effect
[AG] Portal to the Dimension of Anger: 0/67,000 HP, 'Global' +5,000 DMG, Inflicts Anger to 2 allies.
[AG] Sackboy: 120,000/170,000 HP, Attack equivalent to the Creativity of the Strongest Player Attack, Costume Change!: II, Prodigy Charge: 3/20, Story Mode: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b].
[AG] Thief of Dogbot 2.0: 80,250/127,000, Evasive (50%), Tricks Learnt: None, Teach A New Dog New Tricks: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Skillsteal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]III[/b], Status Steal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]III[/b].

[N] demonologist/Gale: 0/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour,
[N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x17), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.
[N] Da Boyz: Engaged with a Mates Player.
Slugga Boyz: 8,000/8,000 HP (x2), 'Ere We Go!: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b].
[N] Beacon of Hope: 0/60,000 HP, Non-Combat, Global Regeneration (2,500 HP), Grants Inspired to 2 Allies.
[N] Tainted Magikoopas: 8,000/8,000 HP (x5). Unpredictable, but random action. Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b]
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 60,000/100,000 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].

[PG] Crimson Red: 82,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain,
Everlasting: 38,500/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 73,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 0 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 48,000/100,000 HP. While vulnerable, can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a newbody within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks.
[PG] Bob: 100,000/110,000 HP, Chargers: 10,000/10,000 (x1), Spawns 4 Chargers on Death, Bob's Rotten Head: III.

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)
[N] Toast/Noah: 25/25 HP, 160,750 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed.
Hex Circles (x40), Shielded Minibot: 10,000 HP, Divine Shield.

[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Glass Cannon Players: 7/10 HP, 10/10 HP (x3).
[01] Vault Moth: 27,000/50,000 HP.
[01] Vault Shadows: 55,000/60,000 HP (x2), Blinded: II.
[01] Vault Orb: 34,500/100,000 HP. Colour: Blue. 0.5x DMG Taken, Weakness: Being Struck with An Attack of the Same Colour, Blinded: II.
[01] Composite: 190,000/200,000 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, Solar Power: 100%, Hello Puppets: I[b]I[/b], Field Serjery: II, Puppetmaster: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b], Shatterpoint: [b]II[b]I[/b]III[/b], Blinded: II.

[N] Trump's Wall: 0/25,000 HP, Guarding Verdana, 75% to take attacks for the Anti-Mates.
[N] Dok Buzzgob: 57,000/60,000 HP, Field Serjery: II, Soopa Juice: IIII.
[N] Grot Orderly: 3,000/3,000 HP, Evasive (65%)

Floor 5:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Laboratory (No effect.)
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 5/22 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)

[AG] Priest of SilvaGunner: 30,000/80,000 HP, Can Force Silva to Critical Instead of Attacking, Berserks on Silva's Death, Rip Cultist Summon: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], ReBoot Time: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b].

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable.

time constraints are annoying. I guess it's time to put this in the doc.



Originally posted on 2016-08-04 20:03:00

Revan pulls a small shield generator from her robes and turns it on. A faint glow emminates from her giving a protective aura. The shield generator never lets on down.

Nyarly seems faintly amused by the Dogobomination.

My pardons then for calling you what you aren't, it shall not happen again and violating you. But something you must note, I am on your master's side, in a way, I merely also wish to aid others. Note who gives him assists and aid. Just be patient watch.

Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 8/8)

Kyber Crystal && Revan's Purple Crystal== ??

Small Shield Generator && Better Battery == ??

Status Effect Immunity 12/20(+1 Pricey and +1 Alicia)

Add-On 20/20 The Barrier now doesn't dissapate on health depletion and regens +5000 hp per turn.

+1 to Piono, Doc, and Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-08-04 21:15:00

Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10
I decide to reply to the Dog's message in a annoyingly cryptic fashion.
No username indicating dialouge used due to me not wanting to crud up the message.
QDQZ ALRH EDAM COBG KQAT SPGK HBPL KXBS YCRB BONW BISR TBMU NMSO KWQT LDAS DIBW UDYV GGBH XYLW QSUJ EJMS LKHL JRDX MQEI PREI BYTP MEQN SDYH YREP IACK TKRA UKUC LRYN CYAT MCKK GSNW UOOK JGLC UGNT JYYW AQWH LDHT QKII G

I proceed to teach the dogbot to passively regen via converting dog energy to metal passively, and also from eating metal. I then notice that Teach A Dog New Tricks is charged, thus meaning i can teach it a much more advanced trick. I proceed to teach it to inflict On Fire, Stun, and Posioned. If stun is 2stronk to inflict, Acidized is used instead.



Meanwhile, a sudden stampede of massive, towering dogs run though floor one, tragically wrecking it. They decide to feast on it's remains, before continuing their stampede across the land.











ENTITYS:

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The Dogbot steals HP from death
1+ toast
1+ piono
1+ revan

Originally posted on 2016-08-04 23:29:00

Verdana, in what seems to be a flash of inspiration mid-flight, twists a little in the air to land on his feet, grabbing a bunch of weaponry from a display case on the way past. Some of the crystals seem to have cracked faintly... nonetheless, with a ball of junk in hand, Verdana proceeds to throw the ball of junk at Eric, then punches a wall and jumps through it, disappearing from view. The sound of things being smashed can be heard as he "burrows" through the "ground", the noise stopping underneath Eric. A moment passes.

And then the entire floor receives a vicious uppercut, predictably being centered on Eric with the power and velocity to smash upwards through the floors, followed shortly by Verdana doing his best impression of a raging Tank while flying upwards after Eric, part of floor 2 covering his hand like a glove of punching things very hard.

Alchemy
Vault Moth Wing || Diamond Sword Scissors = Winging It: 6/8

Charges
The other obligatory spare charge: 8/15 (+2 from Jon)
Verdana is currently too pissed off to be handing out assist. Apologies for this inconvenience.

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 01:27:00

uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 6/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used.
giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened) 6/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get.
Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece.
uranium's umbrage orders: none yet
giga gun orders: none yet
12 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for spare charge
4/15 for spare charge
3/15 for spare charge
+1 to bomber, pricey and revan

SONG looks down, and braces himself, as Verdana launches upwards there is a powerful spatial distortion, and suddenly the two of them are above the roof of the building. Needless to say, there's nothing in the way for SONG to get smashed by in his upwards ascent, so instead he just takes out Shiva's Glory, points them both downwards, and opens fire, smashing Verdana back down into the 5th Floor interior. Eric snaps back downwards, smashes hephaestus' cleaver into Verdana's spine again, a la axe backstabs in Dark Souls.
"You're going to have to try a little harder than THAT."

spare chargex5 expended!
CHEW ON THIS, STEVEI!
75 posts of charge (charge connector used, and is now on cooldown for 8 rounds for me) expended. Anyone else who wants to can add charges to improve the power of this, so long as the charges wanted are expended before the round ends:
All players on Floor 2 (except for ire. Think about what you've done, boy.) now have the SUPER SAIYAN buff for x rounds, which vastly improves both offense and defense and persists through death, allowing people to simultaneously tank heavy heavy blows and allowing them to hit like trucks. Because otherwise floor 2's gonna go down the drain really fast.
Anyways, aside from giving temporary insta-cheese abilities to everyone for a little bit, hopefully we'll be able to wrap up this trial in not too much longer.

"Oh? Another omnicidal maniac I have to kill?"
"A drop in the ocean stevei, I've already got plenty of people I have to kill."
"I'll find a way."

Putting this on hold for right now, may be doing something else with those spare charges altogether.
Also, apparently consumer was really looking forward to this particular bossfight, so I'm going to wait and see whether or not super saiyan needs to be expended before I go wrecking bosses for no good reason.



Originally posted on 2016-08-05 02:11:00

@Consumer, the Shielded Minibot is an entity. Sorry if that wasn't clear.

10/10 Cannon Fodder (+1 from alicia, +3 from others) DONE!
2/20 Battle Against Something Else Entirely. (+2 from various)
20/20 Left Bank Two. (+1 from alicia) DONE!

Case By Equinox <^> Gear Awakener = Case By Equinox [A] (Level 7 - 4/6)
The awakened version of Case By Equinox allows the wielder to attack entities in other zones, due to spatial powers.
Glitch Stabiliser <^> Gear Awakener = Glitch Stabiliser [A] (Level 7 - 4/6)
Increases the Integral Armor (since it's a pretty unique effect) to 10%, while equipped. 'Destabiliser' form (for glitch based entities like Ets or Chaos) provides 10% dodge instead.

+1 to revan, pricey and engie

Left Bank Two charge EXPENDED!
River-bank summoned.

A massive and twisted, toad-like creature crawls out of the Conflicting Sea and heaves itself up onto floor 2. It bares it's maw to reveal row after row of filthy, shark-like teeth. It then immediately collapses into sleep.

River-Bank [N] - 160'000/160'000hp. 0 attack, due to laziness.
More for Me (Passive): If he and his target are alone, River-Bank musters his energy and can devour his opponent as a free action. Players count towards this effect.
Gargantuan (Passive): River-Bank is always bodyblocking for someone due to his sheer size, and can bodyblock for up to 2 entities simultaneously.


Cannon Fodder charge EXPENDED!
The Ceiling summoned!

It's... The ceiling of floor 2?

The Ceiling - 50'000/50'000hp.
Moves down every turn. After 2 turns, it will begin to damage all enemy entities. Moving room will reset this. Damage amps up each turn. Counts as four entities. For some reason.


The Sandstone Revenant gets the appropriate amount of hp and atk for 30 points of charge.


River-Bank leans in front of Silvagunner and Sackboy. Sackboy himself shoots a blue lightning bolt at Death. The Scavenger impales the Vault Orb with a picture of a Scavenger. It notes that it is actually red, or at least the vehicle it's in is. It then returns to Floor 2. The Shielded Minibot follows it down, and fires a laser at Death.

That feeling when you can't hold all these entities.

Noah absails back around to Floor 2 and uses Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom! All associated entities then help death live up to his name, by attacking him.


...And holy gorilla it's done. That took far longer than it should have.

Tune in next post to see:
* an actual attack!
* drama!
* romance(?)!
* a kicking soundtrack!

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 04:22:00

Action: I return to Floor 2 (but if I was still in Floor 2, I punch Death in the face)

The Priest of SiIvaGunner returns to Floor 2

Charges:

What? 18/20 +1 from Eric

What? Why? 18/20 +1 from Noah

Charge Storage: +1 from Razihel

+1 to Noah, Revan and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 146,500
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 19:09:00

I pause and realize that punching death is an effective stratigy.

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!

i falcon punch death in the face, seeing that punching worked so well the first time.

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 19:13:00

I throw a table at death. A table made of depleted uranium.

Bob spawns another charger.

Envy: 7/20

Wrath: 6/20

+2 to Engie, +1 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 22:38:00

>Character Stats
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing

>Charges
imscared.exe -> entropicdecay.exe (15 / 20)
wallofwar.exe (2 / 20)
+2 to Toast, +1 to Pricey

>Action
Chaos sighs, and starts yelling to Eric.
cc: oh ©ome ooonnnn
cc: s(t)op ©alling me ire! his non-©anon version migh(t) be lis(t)ening!
cc: and he'll be piiiisssed.
cc: (also geez how was i supposed (t)o know (t)he s©ale would empower dea(t)h, making him a bigger be(t)(t)er personifi©a(t)ion-)
cc: oh my gooooddddd

Chaos changes one of his charges, throws a splash potion of weakness at Eric to spite him at Death to weaken him, then proceeds to pit Death in a Death Deathmatch, vs several other versions of Death! Death only escapes once all other Deaths have been defeated. Since I can't tell you how the fights will go, here's the order of Deaths.

ROUND 1. Castlevania's Death
ROUND 2. Ginormo Sword's Death
ROUND 3. The Binding of Isaac's Death
ROUND 4. Scribblenaut's Death

Each Death proceeds to charge Death!

Originally posted on 2016-08-05 23:57:00

/null: joke's on you ire, I'm on floor 5 now, you missed your potshot window,

Originally posted on 2016-08-06 01:18:00

rip portal to the dimension of anger
2016 - 2016
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+1 to Toast.
+1 to Pricey.
+1 to Piono.
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ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 15/20
Happy feet!
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 15/20 (+1 Pricey)
Wombo Combo!.
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Sword of Flame - Off
Creativity Matrix - Off
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SiIvaGunner: A GRAND NEW ERA EXPENDED!
SiIvaGunner's HP is now 107,777!
SiIvaGunner has been healed slightly!
SiIvaGunner's Attack is now 12,500!
SiIvaGunner now has a 10% chance to crit!
A Grand New Era doesn't exist anymore!
The Portal is deactivated.
----
Razihel heals himself up with a medigun blast to the face.

"WAIT.

ISTINA IS DEAD.

THAT MEANS ARCHANGEL X ISTINA IS SUNK.

ONLY. ONE. THING. TO. TO. TO. TO.

gorillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

The unbridled rage of Razihel somehow heals him.
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-Alchemies-
Rapier of Readiness <^> Awakener = Awakened Rapier of Readiness (Level 4) - (4/5)
Now inflicts Coated, which causes fire attacks to Ignite the enemy with the Coated debuff.
Flint && Stone && Snowball && 2 Generic High School Chorale uniforms && Megaphone && Half-eaten Donut && Glasses && 4-Alarm Hot Sauce || Singular Turntech Timetable = HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - (8/8) (Done!)
I only make high quality video game alchemies.
-Inventory-
ReshiRazor (Level 5) - A sword that channels the three pillars of the internet: the l33tness of a katana, the edginess of a chainsaw, and the ??? of fire to contain the hideous power of DeviantArt.
Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - A bow, similar to the Daedalus Stormbow, which makes thunder arrows that deal huge damage fall from the sky at whichever the laser sight is pointing at.
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area.
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel.
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

Originally posted on 2016-08-06 02:50:00

A ornate black and blue coloured drop pod dives out of the sky and crashes onto the battlefield. The pod rattles for a few seconds, then the door explodes off and rolls for a few metres. A young man pulls himself out onto the ground, stumbling a little before turning to survey the field.

"That is the last time I ask cannon people for travel advice! Ooh fighting!"

Peacock Summon: 1/20

Handgun && Gold Bars && Combat Knife: 1/?


Originally posted on 2016-08-06 10:49:00