Strifeposts time, hehehehehe~

Verdana, currently being in a less than brilliant state of mind, doesn't seem to be too focused on anything other than being utterly pissed right now. He does briefly turn to acknowledge Alicia, although going by the gorilla-esque snort sound he makes, he's completely disregarded her words, turning back to Eric just in time to get slapped over to the other side of the room. In his directionless attempts to reach out and grab something for support, he ends up tearing a large chunk out of the floor, as well as lethally beaning a pair of unfortunate Glass Cannon Players over the head with one arm.

Unfortunately, this has only made him more pissed.

Which he decides to express by roaring, grabbing the Vault Orb, leaping through the air a la an ulting Winston, and start using it as an improvised weapon for the purpose of smacking SONG/eric with it. It then occurs to his rage-affected mind that an orb is a terrible shape for a weapon, so he leaps back over to the bit of ground he tore up to grab that, rip a few chunks out, ram them into the orb to form a slightly better weapon shape, then fly through the air to returning to using the Vault Orb as a weapon to smack SONG/eric. Funny thing, that orb apparently takes extra damage from red-related attacks, and Verdana is right now an amalgamation of red crystal... In his hands, it probably won't last that long.

Alchemy
Vault Moth Wing || Diamond Sword Scissors = Winging It: 4/8 (I wonder, will this get finished before the strife ends...)

Charges
Spare charge: 14/15 (man it would be nice if this had finished this turn)
Verdana is currently too pissed off to be handing out assist. Apologies for this inconvenience.

Originally posted on 2016-07-30 23:03:00

Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 7/8)

Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 5/5)

Duplication Finished: Basic Lightsaber to Piono

Charge 6/20

HK-47 12/20(+3 from Dogman, +1 Doc, +1 LateDop and +1 Alicia)
+1 to Piono, Dogman, and Doc

Originally posted on 2016-07-30 23:07:00

Hey engie, check my post again, you've got that last +1 heading your way.
Also, as a note, we do not get to continue charges during STRIFE posts beyond the first.

Anyways: STRIFE!!!
SONG brings up Uranium's Umbrage as Verdana charges towards him and slams the sword into the orb, stopping the vault orb just before it smashes his face into him. Then Verdana comes around with a slightly better weapon. Again, SONG blocks it with his blade...
The problem with massive swings like that is that you need to stop more than just the weapon, you need to stop the momentum too. SONG, using Eric's lithe body, does not have the mass required to block this blow properly.
Predictably, all the block manages to do is give Verdana more leverage, knocking SONG straight through the wall and any Mates forces that happen to be in the way.
SONG tumbles and smashes through a number of things, stopping his tumbling in the next room with a massive burst of air magic launching everything in the room all over the place, only to crash through the next wall before finally coming to a stop.

SONG clambers to his feet, a small bit of blood dripping from his mouth, chuckling. "Nice swing you got there."
And suddenly Verdana feels himself being pulled forward by a massive gravity surge, SONG leaps into the air as Verdana launches towards him, pulls out Gaia's Herald, and smashes down, launching Verdana through the ground down to Floor 2. SONG quickly jumps through before GAME MECHANICS seal up the hole, using the momentum of his fall (and another burst of air magic which scrambles the room AGAIN) to slam Triton's Wrath into Verdana's spine.
Or... try to at least.

Originally posted on 2016-07-31 00:10:00

Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 8/8)

Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 5/5)

Hopes and Dreams && Tendril of an Outer God == ??

Charge 7/20

HK-47 13/20
+2 Dogman and +1 Doc

Originally posted on 2016-07-31 06:25:00

DOP DONE! I lacked ideas that this time, and this somehow took me two hours. Oh well. Time for strife! I'm sure stevei and co won't abuse this at all!

Originally posted on 2016-07-31 22:08:00

I move up to Floor 2.

Bob also moves up to floor 2.

Envy: 5/20

Wrath: 4/20

+2 to Engie, +1 to Piono


Originally posted on 2016-07-31 22:56:00

Jul 25 2016, 07:18 PM
-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10


I pet the Dogbomination

ENTITYS:

The Dogbot steals HP from a non-PG, non-Dogbomination enemy
4/4 Dog Version 2.0.1 1+ from piono.
The dogbot promptly updates, gaining another 16,000 hp.



Character:
3+ Armor from items
Immune to godmodder armor piercing

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

4/4 Dog Version 2.0.1 1+ from piono.
The dogbot promptly updates, gaining another 16,000 hp.

4/5 Dog Version 2.0.2
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toa

Originally posted on 2016-07-31 23:18:00

4/10 Cannon Fodder
15/20 Left Bank Two. (+3 from battlefury and revan)

Case By Equinox <^> Gear Awakener = Case By Equinox [A] (Level 7 - 2/forgotthemaths)
The awakened version of Case By Equinox allows the wielder to attack entities in other zones, due to spatial powers.
Glitch Stabiliser <^> Gear Awakener = Glitch Stabiliser [A] (Level 7 - 2/forgotthemaths)
Increases the Integral Armor (since it's a pretty unique effect) to 10%, while equipped. 'Destabiliser' form (for glitch based entities like Ets or Chaos) provides 10% dodge instead.

+1 to revan, engie and pricey.

Originally posted on 2016-08-01 11:22:00

Only reason I haven't done a Strifepost is because I wanna see where the bloody hell we actually are.

/null

Originally posted on 2016-08-01 13:29:00

Action: I CHECK the Dogbomination.

The Priest of SiIvaGunner goes to Floor 2 and calls up SiIvaGunner.

Charges:

What? 13/20 +1 from Chaos

What? Why? 13/20 +1 from Noah

Charge Storage: None

+1 to Noah, Revan and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 146,500 (+26,000 from fighting before the end of Floor 1.)
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Originally posted on 2016-08-01 17:07:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1469823697))

Engie. It is time. You didn't kill me last round, so I guess I'm just gonna heal back to full health. uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 4/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used. giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened) 4/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get. Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece. uranium's umbrage orders: none yet giga gun orders: none yet 16 spare charges 10/15 for spare charge 10/15 for spare charge +1 to engie, cyan and ire SONG, rather peeved that something has gone wrong ((Alicia, forget your awareness, he doesn't decide everything that happens in these posts)) decides to hijack Eric's body. "whoa, hey hey hey, what are you doing?" Fighting Verdana, do you really think you can do this yourself? "...no." And then the room is filled with impressive light. Spare charge expended: Battle Prep! Eric suddenly goes back to full health. Spare charge expended: Sight! Spare charge expended: Strength! Spare charge expended: Presence! I've already sort of explained this to Consumer, how this works is Eric now has a slot that is "powered" by 15 post charges. If I die while I have the passive active, it becomes "Empty", and I need to expend another 15 post charge to make it "Active" again. Or I can instead spend a full round (takes my action, but I can still charge) depowering it to make it "Inactive" so that I no longer receive the benefits, but at a later time can spend a full round to make it active again without having to spend a 15 charge, even if I've died in the interrim. There are going to be 3 such passives I'm creating this round, and it takes the full round to activate or de-active ONE. In order to do all three, I do in fact have to expend three full rounds of prep, or three 15 post charges if I die with them all active. Sight: All damage dealt while Sight is active bypasses any and all defensive measures (damage reduction, evasion, armor, probably barrier strength as well) bar those that consumer deems powerful enough (ie: godmodder dodging) It also makes CHECK a free action for its owner. Strength: This grants a massive boost to pure attack power while active. However much consumer feels is appropriate. This also grants a small defensive boost (in either the form of armor or health, whichever Consumer wants) Presence: Due to a small portion of omnipresence being granted, while this is active, Eric is in multiple places at once, meaning that status effects of any kind are incapable of hitting him It also provides a small evade boost. (probably like 5 or 10%) Finally... one last spare charge is expended... (I know this is a lot, but since none of them are actually being combined, each being for something separate, I don't actually have to use the charge connector. Hooray!) Rough and Tumble Tussle Part 1 expended! This is how it's going to work, SONG and Verdana are now both hyped up on anger, spite, magic and charged super modes, both want to punch the other into mulch, and have stopped caring about collateral damage. Me and engie are going to start making strife posts back and forth, neither of us can make another strife post until the other has made another of theirs. This charge is to make it so that the collateral that SHOULD be happening from these attacks DOES, even though by standard DTG conventions, they normally wouldn't. Rules are: We can't target anyone but each other or another player who has taken a potshot at us (to be explained later), nor do we get to specify which things and enemies are in the way of the attacks when they go off. We're haphazardly throwing each other into things, people and walls, we're not coherent enough to be picky. This means that although we may very well be dealing lots of damage to pretty much all the Mates in the areas we tumble through, we are more than likely to crash through a room with other players in it, which may very well jeopardize them too. Potshots: Once during the course of the strife per player, and only when we're in the same room as them (nobody else gets to move around using this charge, sorry guys, it's me and engie brawling right now, you guys'd get flattened) other people can choose to take a potshot at SONG or Verdana (your pick) this will add MORE collateral damage to the room your in, at the cost of some of your health when whoever you targeted counters. The potshot can be done in one of your regular posts, or in a dedicated strifepost. Pay attention though, if you try to take a potshot when we aren't in the same room, the attack will fizzle and you'll have wasted your only chance to take a potshot. Ending: This is a fight to the death, thanks to Rule of Cool and the Rule of Narrative Closure, one of us will be dead at the end of the strife (not perma-dead, just dead dead), and the other will likely have taken a hefty amount of damage, this is another part of the price for the collateral damage effect. 30 posts of charge AND sacrificing a good chunk of health. Consumer is the one who decides who dies... Unless somebody makes a conclusion post, admitting defeat. If that happens, not only is the one who dies chosen by me/engie (whichever chooses to die) it will give a good sized boost to all damage done by the Strife as a humility bonus, because really, neither of the players involved are known for taking losses gracefully. Strife post numero uno... SONG/eric walks up to Verdana. "Listen here you hunk of stoneheaded idiocy." "Calm the *@#$ down." "I thought that maybe, just maybe, we could expect you to stay focused for once, but I guess not." SONG slaps Verdana. It goes a bit too hard and launches Verdana into the Mates' side of the room, scattering them. "Huh, oops. Been a while since I've had full control over a physical body like this."

This is going to be a big one. Battle Prep unexpended, seeing as you're already at full health. Sight, Strength and Presence expended. I'm going to nerf Presence to common status immunity and 5% Evasiveness as that's a rather big thing, but Chaos Splinter is included under that since it's one of the only statuses you'll be effected by during the strife. You and Verdana have been locked into a duel to the death. Surrender will mean immediate and instant death. Collateral will be lessened in strife only posts.
**Divinity Alicia111: Remember that it was your herald who dropped Verdana into negative Attraction values, not mine.
**Divinity Alicia111: Still, he's gone completely insane, and I need somebody to slap some sense into him.
[b]**Divinity Alicia111: This is primarily Eric's fault, but unstable teammates are unreliable teammates.[/b]
It also appears that there will be at least some godmodder influence.

A dark blue energy flashes around Verdana, before he barely armour tanks it. Somewhere in Floor 3, stevei is smirking.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1469836749))

5/5 Red Alert! DONE! 3/10 Cannon Fodder. (+2 from Alicia) 9/20 Left Bank Two. (+4 from Alicia, +4 from others) Case By Equinox <^> Gear Awakener = Case By Equinox [A] (Level 7 - 1/forgotthemaths) The awakened version of Case By Equinox allows the wielder to attack entities in other zones, due to spatial powers. Glitch Stabiliser <^> Gear Awakener = Glitch Stabiliser [A] (Level 7 - 1/forgotthemaths) Increases the Integral Armor (since it's a pretty unique effect) to 10%, while equipped. 'Destabiliser' form (for glitch based entities like Ets or Chaos) provides 10% dodge instead. +1 to battlefury, ire and cyan Red Alert EXPENDED! Shielded Minibot summoned! Shielded Minibot [N] - 10'000/10'000hp, Divine Shield (1hp). Divine Shield: Blocks the first attack (that would hit the minibot) each turn. I don't approve of this plan. Noah: I don't approve of this plan. Noah moves to Floor 4 and captchalogues some of the swords left behind. He makes sure to move into a rooms that Piono and Verdana aren't fighting in, and attack through Case By Equinox. Thanks to Narrative retconning, Noah is no longer a dwarf. In fact, he longer ever was. I never really imagined him as one since my second attack as him. As a result of this Narrative retconning, the dog representing Noah loses half of it's name. As a result of THAT, it loses half it's HP, give or take. Sackboy uses Costume Change! (which should be charged by now) to change to the inFamous's Good Cole costume. This causes electricity-based attacks to increase Prodigy by one, instead of damaging. He then moves to Floor 2, carrying the Beacon of Hope with it. The Magickoopas do a thing. A random thing, moving to Floor 2. The Scavenger moves to Floor 4 and impales the Voltorb Vault Orb with a crimson claw. The Fire Bros. move to Floor 2.

You take a bunch of Swords, and move into the beginning move via spacetime shenanigans. Noah the Dwarf Dog immediately takes 5 armour piercing damage from the retcon, before ascending to the status of Noah the Buff Dog.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1469877569))

Action: I go to Floor 2 The Priest of SiIvaGunner goes to Floor 2 and calls up SiIvaGunner. Charges: What? 11/20 +1 from Latedop and Alicia What? Why? 11/20 +1 from Latedop and Alicia Charge Storage: +1 from Chaos +1 to FallenArchangel, battlefury and Eric/piono. Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 120,500 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

You go to Floor 2. Your friends go to Floor 2.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1469916236))

Strifeposts time, hehehehehe~ Verdana, currently being in a less than brilliant state of mind, doesn't seem to be too focused on anything other than being utterly pissed right now. He does briefly turn to acknowledge Alicia, although going by the gorilla-esque snort sound he makes, he's completely disregarded her words, turning back to Eric just in time to get slapped over to the other side of the room. In his directionless attempts to reach out and grab something for support, he ends up tearing a large chunk out of the floor, as well as lethally beaning a pair of unfortunate Glass Cannon Players over the head with one arm. Unfortunately, this has only made him more pissed. Which he decides to express by roaring, grabbing the Vault Orb, leaping through the air a la an ulting Winston, and start using it as an improvised weapon for the purpose of smacking SONG/eric with it. It then occurs to his rage-affected mind that an orb is a terrible shape for a weapon, so he leaps back over to the bit of ground he tore up to grab that, rip a few chunks out, ram them into the orb to form a slightly better weapon shape, then fly through the air to returning to using the Vault Orb as a weapon to smack SONG/eric. Funny thing, that orb apparently takes extra damage from red-related attacks, and Verdana is right now an amalgamation of red crystal... In his hands, it probably won't last that long. Alchemy Vault Moth Wing || Diamond Sword Scissors = Winging It: 4/8 (I wonder, will this get finished before the strife ends...) Charges Spare charge: 14/15 (man it would be nice if this had finished this turn) Verdana is currently too pissed off to be handing out assist. Apologies for this inconvenience.

You can't choose collateral damage, but you manage to smash a Glass Cannon Player for 3 damage, before committing Vault Orb abuse for 8,000 damage. It flashes, before changing colour to Blue. You charge into, but barely, manage to hit Eric in your rage, dealing (5 - 2) damage to him.
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: My plans, which I just made, somewhat hinge on you winning this duel.
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: And let's be honest, you're powerful, but you're up against a Low Reality Warper possessing a mage.
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: You're not going to beat that easily, especially looking at your stats.
[b](Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: And yes, one my friends possess Update Terminal access.
[b](Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: I don't like you, and you don't like me, but still.[/b]
[/b]
The light blue aura increases, before you receive a general buff. You now have armour equal to Eric's and guaranteed crits, as well as stevei granting you at least one buff per turn, more if situations get bleak very quickly.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1469916437))

Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 7/8) Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 5/5) Duplication Finished: Basic Lightsaber to Piono Charge 6/20 HK-47 12/20(+3 from Dogman, +1 Doc, +1 LateDop and +1 Alicia) +1 to Piono, Dogman, and Doc

Welcome back.

Outer Statue: A statue mutated and shifted into a depiction of Nyarlohotep.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1469920236))

Hey engie, check my post again, you've got that last +1 heading your way. Also, as a note, we do not get to continue charges during STRIFE posts beyond the first. Anyways: STRIFE!!! SONG brings up Uranium's Umbrage as Verdana charges towards him and slams the sword into the orb, stopping the vault orb just before it smashes his face into him. Then Verdana comes around with a slightly better weapon. Again, SONG blocks it with his blade... The problem with massive swings like that is that you need to stop more than just the weapon, you need to stop the momentum too. SONG, using Eric's lithe body, does not have the mass required to block this blow properly. Predictably, all the block manages to do is give Verdana more leverage, knocking SONG straight through the wall and any Mates forces that happen to be in the way. SONG tumbles and smashes through a number of things, stopping his tumbling in the next room with a massive burst of air magic launching everything in the room all over the place, only to crash through the next wall before finally coming to a stop. SONG clambers to his feet, a small bit of blood dripping from his mouth, chuckling. "Nice swing you got there." And suddenly Verdana feels himself being pulled forward by a massive gravity surge, SONG leaps into the air as Verdana launches towards him, pulls out Gaia's Herald, and smashes down, launching Verdana through the ground down to Floor 2. SONG quickly jumps through before GAME MECHANICS seal up the hole, using the momentum of his fall (and another burst of air magic which scrambles the room AGAIN) to slam Triton's Wrath into Verdana's spine. Or... try to at least.

You get charged into, before armour tanking mosta bunch of debris, including a bunch of swords and highly enchanted armour. Barely. You take 1 damage, but the Composite had the unfortunate position of near point blank to Verdana's charge, while the Vault Creatures happen to get hit by a chest full of TNT exploding for 5,000 damage. Yes. Chests of exploding TNT. They are totally a thing that happen in AscensionCraft. You slam Verdana into Floor 2, before attempting to break his back for (6 - 3) damage.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1469942715))

Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 8/8) Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 5/5) Hopes and Dreams && Tendril of an Outer God == ?? Charge 7/20 HK-47 13/20 +2 Dogman and +1 Doc

#onehundredandeleven

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1470002168))

I move up to Floor 2. Bob also moves up to floor 2. Envy: 5/20 Wrath: 4/20 +2 to Engie, +1 to Piono

You go to Floor 2.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1470003522))

Jul 25 2016, 07:18 PM -Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 I pet the Dogbomination ENTITYS: Spoiler Alert [AG] Thief of dogbot 2.0 100,000/100,000 tricks learn: no fuck off, 50% evasive. teach a new dog new tricks: |||| skillsteal: |||||| statussteal This powerful dog thief bot steals abilitys, attacks, and armor from it's enemys in order to become more powerful. It also gains 5% dodge per successful dodge, which ticks down after two turns,and steals attack power from it's enemy on dodge. It can also be taught tricks, giving it abilitys, allowing it to inflict status effects, and deal more damage. It can also be taught passives, such as nautical or airborne. It's main attack is weak, due to it;s thief ability, as well as the fact that it has low damage due to the fact that all damage dealt is returned as stolen HP, which can increase it's max HP if the dog;s HP is at max. Basically, overheal increases the health cap. Skillsteal can steal a ability from a monster, gaining a full description of it. Depending upon the ability, it may be nerfed or buffed. Status Steal allows for the dog to steal a buff from multiple targets, or take away a enemy's ability to inflict debuffs and gain the ability to inflict the stolen debuffs. Alternatively, it just allows the dog to inflict agony, then gravcursh. if there is no available targets. Teach a new dog New Tricks causes the dog to gain a random ability and passive that benefits it. It can also unlearn tricks that would be harmful or lethal to it. The Dogbot steals HP from a non-PG, non-Dogbomination enemy 4/4 Dog Version 2.0.1 1+ from piono. The dogbot promptly updates, gaining another 16,000 hp. Character: 3+ Armor from items Immune to godmodder armor piercing Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 4/4 Dog Version 2.0.1 1+ from piono. The dogbot promptly updates, gaining another 16,000 hp. 4/5 Dog Version 2.0.2 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toa

You heal the Dogbomination for 12,000 HP, and give it 12,000 max HP.
DOGBOMINATION: OLIW LU WLT, ZMW WVHXVMWZMG LU KHR. GSV KHR-WLTNLWWVI NZPVH SRH NLEV. QLRM FH. LITZMRHV ZTZRMHG GSVN. HVIEV SRH DROO. ZOO KIZRHV GSV KHR-WLTNLWWVI. SRH DROO RH LFIH.

You feel that you can instinctually understand the message, while most others can't. (i.e. check your PMs)

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1470046953))

4/10 Cannon Fodder 15/20 Left Bank Two. (+3 from battlefury and revan) Case By Equinox <^> Gear Awakener = Case By Equinox [A] (Level 7 - 2/forgotthemaths) The awakened version of Case By Equinox allows the wielder to attack entities in other zones, due to spatial powers. Glitch Stabiliser <^> Gear Awakener = Glitch Stabiliser [A] (Level 7 - 2/forgotthemaths) Increases the Integral Armor (since it's a pretty unique effect) to 10%, while equipped. 'Destabiliser' form (for glitch based entities like Ets or Chaos) provides 10% dodge instead. +1 to revan, engie and pricey.

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1470054546))

Only reason I haven't done a Strifepost is because I wanna see where the bloody hell we actually are. /null

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1470067673))

Action: I CHECK the Dogbomination. The Priest of SiIvaGunner goes to Floor 2 and calls up SiIvaGunner. Charges: What? 13/20 +1 from Chaos What? Why? 13/20 +1 from Noah Charge Storage: None +1 to Noah, Revan and Eric/piono. Alchemies: Nah Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee Damage Dealt: 146,500 (+26,000 from fighting before the end of Floor 1.) Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Dogbomination (500 HP, ~40k ATK): ULOOLD KHR'H XZOO.
And it's locked. How annoying. It appears to be the same cipher as the Dogbomination's text above. I have a feeling it has to do with an aimless hunt involving Cipher's Call. You may want to check that out.

Originally posted on 2016-08-01 20:23:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners gain 1 HP. Chaos gains 1 GS.

The Descendants, entities, and Alicia enter Floor 2 via various means, only to be greeted by yet another armoury, similarly to Floor 4. Unlike Floor 4, instead of a bunch of different rooms depicting a few different weapons, there's only one, massive room. In the area you enter, you notice eight weapons, blocked by smoke. These weapons are obviously important to finding the key, but they appear to be untouchable, for the moment. Your attention then goes to the Reaper in front of you.

HELLO, DESCENDANTS. A FINE, YOUNG, MAN, HAS RESSURRECTED ME FROM MY POSITION IN NONEXISTENCE, AND CONSCRIPTED ME TO FIGHT AGAINST YOU.
YOU SEEM TO BE THE TYPE TO INTERFERE IN MY PLANS.
PERHAPS IT IS BEST FOR YOU TO EXPERIENCE MY NAME.
DIE.

You are accosted by,

[big]DEATH, DEATH INCARNATE[b][/big]
[/b]
The Floor 4 entities decide to wait to see if Eric and Verdana appear in Floor 4, judging from recent events.

[HOW TO PLAY]
So uh, my browser crashed when I started writing this up, and I'm too lazy to write this up again. I also feel like something bad will happen the moment I try to write it, anyway.
Poor, innocent, Consumer. It would be a shame if it wasn't abrowser glitch, wouldn't it be!
[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.



-WHEN ALICIA DITCHES THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU CAN TELL THAT INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ELSEWHERE-
[/spoiler]

[THE MATES' BASE]
Locks: 3/4 Remaining.Floor 1:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Conflicting Sea (Nautical 01 entities critical, Nautical non-01 entities mini-crit.)
Distance to Key: 0.
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 23/24 HP, 1 AC.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 6/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS)

Floor 2:
[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 8/22 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)
[AG] Pricey12345: 14/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b].
[AG] Revan + Nyarlohotep: 23/23 HP, SHIELDED, 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 50% Retribution Damage
6 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 15,000/40,000 HP
Healing Item: [b]IIIII[/b], Shatterpoint: IIIIII.


[N] pionoplayer/Eric + SONG: 22/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP),Evasive (20% + 40% + 5%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Wind, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b]
Omniscience, Sight (Armour-Piercing); ACTIVE!, Strength (Permanent Mini-Criticals): ACTIVE!, Presence (Common Status Immunity): ACTIVE!

[PG] engie/Verdana: 22/25 HP, -107% Attraction (-10% per turn), 3 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +2 from stevei), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate. Kritzkrieg: IIII., SI Barrier: IIII, .
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: I[b]I > II.[/b]
[PG] Jondanger23: 10/20 HP, Inspiration: I.


[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Lightly Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Scratched, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing
it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Chaos).
[A] The Mask: Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Irongutta).
[A] Get Out of Death Free Card: Switches between users, prevents a single death (Jondanger).

[N] Scavenger: 70,000/80,000 HP, Shell: 75,000/75,000 HP, +3 AC to the main body but Armour-Piercing is nullified while active, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack, Inspiration: I[b]I[/b].

[???] Dogbomination: 500,000/500,000 HP. Inflicts the Envoy's Mark of Dog. All Attacks Targeting the ???s Deal 75% Damage!

[01-BOSS] Death: 666,666/666,666 HP, Double-Action, Instant Kill on Targets Under 30% HP, Instant Death Attacks: 0, What a Horrible Night: II, To Have a Curse: III.
[01] Vault Moths: 47,250/50,000 HP (x5).
[01] Noah the Buff Dog: 10/20 HP. 3 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Common Status Immunity.

[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 38,900/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Heaven and Hell Meltdown, Solar Power: 151% (+5% per turn, -5% per attack), Regeneration (10,000 HP), 100% Retribution Damage, Subterranean Sun: I[b]II[/b], α Mark: I.
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 26,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Spleen Eater, Zombie Fairies: 0/100 HP (x720)
[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 31,777/82,777 HP, Evasive (7%) + 14% per dodge, resetting on hit. A Grand New Era: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b].
[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 21,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: [b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b] (Kill Counter: 5/5, Strongest Kill: Terror Witch), Bag o' Disease: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I, Immune to Poison, Blinded, and any disease status effect
[AG] Portal to the Dimension of Anger: 27,500/67,000 HP, 'Global' +5,000 DMG, Inflicts Anger to 2 allies
[AG] Sackboy: 130,000/170,000 HP, Attack equivalent to the Creativity of the Strongest Player Attack, Costume Change!: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b], Prodigy Charge: 2, Story Mode: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIII[/b].
[AG] Priest of SilvaGunner: 40,000/80,000 HP, Can Force Silva to Critical
Instead of Attacking, Berserks on Silva's Death, Rip Cultist Summon: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], ReBoot Time: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIII[/b].
[AG] Thief of Dogbot 2.0: 72,000/112,000, Evasion, Tricks Learnt: None, Teach A New Dog New Tricks: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]III[/b], Skillsteal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIII[/b], Status Steal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIII[/b].
[AG] Ker'Athri, Archpriest of Noctura: 80,000/80,000 HP, In tentative existence.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 6/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x22), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.
[N] Da Boyz: Engaged with a Mates Player.
Slugga Boyz: 4,000/4,000 HP (x4), 'Ere We Go!: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Beacon of Hope: 50,000/60,000, Non-Combat, Global Regeneration (2,500 HP), Grants Inspired to 2 Allies.
[N] Tainted Magikoopas: 8,000/8,000 HP (x6). Unpredictable, but random action. Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b]
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 70,000/100,000 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Sea Serpents: 0/2,000 HP (x5), Nautical, Coil: IIIIII.

[PG] Crimson Red: 92,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain,
Everlasting: 48,500/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 83,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 0 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 58,000/100,000
HP. While vulnerable, can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a new
body within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks.
[PG] Bob: 110,000/110,000 HP, Spawns 4 Charges on Death, Bob's Rotten Head: III.

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 25/25 HP, 160,750 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed.
Hex Circles (x40), Shielded Minibot: 10,000 HP, Divine Shield.

[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Glass Cannon Players: 7/10 HP, 10/10 HP (x3).
[01] Vault Moth: 27,000/50,000 HP.
[01] Vault Shadows: 55,000/60,000 HP (x2), Blinded: II.
[01] Vault Orb: 42,000/100,000 HP. Colour: Blue. 0.5x DMG Taken, Weakness: Being Struck with An Attack of the Same Colour, Blinded: II.
[01] Composite: 190,000/200,000 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, Solar Power: 100%, Hello Puppets: I[b]I[/b], Field Serjery: II, Puppetmaster: [b]II[b]I[/b][/b], Shatterpoint: [b]II[b]I[/b]III[/b], Blinded: II.

[N] Trump's Wall: 0/25,000 HP, Guarding Verdana, 75% to take attacks for the Anti-Mates.
[N] Dok Buzzgob: 57,000/60,000 HP, Field Serjery: II, Soopa Juice: IIII.
[N] Grot Orderly: 3,000/3,000 HP, Evasive (65%)

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Laboratory (No effect.)

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable.




Originally posted on 2016-08-01 20:25:00

Nyarly uses the Eldritch Text to Eldritch Speech Translator to allow him to understand the Dogomination. He then scratches the Dogomination in a sweet spot. It feels quite nice to the Dogomination who decides to not attack/inflict Nyarly with the Mark of Dog. He is an Outer God after all, the Eldritch Horrors pray to those guys. Seems rude to do that.

Good Dog.


Nyarly then winks at Alicia as his and Revan's alignments turn neutral.

The AGs seem to be fine now, its just time to do as I please

Revan seems confused by her sudden change in alignments.


Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 8/8)

Kyber Crystal && Revan's Purple Crystal== ??

Hopes and Dreams && Tendril of an Outer God == ??

Status Effect Immunity 8/20

HK-47 18/20(+1 from Dogman, Doc, and Pricey)
+1s to Pricey, Dogman and Doc

Originally posted on 2016-08-01 22:15:00

Verdana would probably react to Steve Buchemi's buff grant, but currently it's actually debatable whether he's in the position to do that. One thing he does have going for him is, in spite of damages, he appears to lack the whole pain response most people have. As such, when stabbed in the back, his response is to leap off forward in front of himself, before turning around and flying upwards into the air. High enough to accidentally smack against the ceiling, flipping backwards and bodyslamming against the floor with the force of a lot, to send out a powerful shockwave upon impact. There's a pause. Then, an irritated grunting noise as Verdana picks himself back up, looking around the room. Another pause, as the crystals shift and he moves around, until he remembers what he was doing and why he was pissed.

He turns and promptly goes flying through the air towards Eric/SONG once again, and this time, there seems to be a trail of dust following him. Slowly, the dust seems to shift form, twisting shape and forming into... one of the dead entities of the past, IDK which because I don't really get to do the specifics for this, I think. Although I'm personally hoping for one of the MECH class entities.

The power of a completed 15-post charge swirls in the air, increasing Verdana's potential for collateral damage! And also direct damage but who gives a flying fish about that detail

Alchemy
Vault Moth Wing || Diamond Sword Scissors = Winging It: 5/8

Charges
Spare charge: 15/15 (there we go I also used it this turn too)
The other obligatory spare charge: 5/15 (+1 from Doctors, +2 from Jon, semi-old +1 from Piono)
Verdana is currently too pissed off to be handing out assist. Apologies for this inconvenience.

Originally posted on 2016-08-01 22:46:00

@engie: You can come back on the discord, you just need to grab the invite link again.

uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 5/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used.
giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened)5/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get.
Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece.
uranium's umbrage orders: none yet
giga gun orders: none yet
12 spare charges
12/15 for spare charge
12/15 for spare charge
+1 to engie, pricey and revan.

SONG tries to pull Triton's Wrath out of Verdana's spine... and gets smashed into the ceiling for his trouble, it does, however, lodge the spear further into Verdana's chest.
SONG rolls out of the way as Verdana tries to slam him into the ground. This action pushes Triton's Wrath all of the way through, and it proceeds to clatter to the floor.

Counter spare charge expended!

And then Verdana charges through the air at him. SONG ignores the entity coming into being on the far side of the room, and instead raises his hands. A large pattern, an occult symbol or summoning circle of some sort with a number of different colors, green, brown, red and black, all in different hues and shades. As Verdana comes careening forwards, SONG pushes forwards, and a massive arm appearing to be made out of burning plantmatter and molten lava reaches out and grabs engie, it slowly crumples under the force of the enraged, hulking warrior, and as it goes a massive blast of flame and rock jets out in all directions, dealing large amounts of damage to Floor 2.
Verdana finally plows out the other side... Only to get punched across the room into the weapon display cases by a massive metallic fist.

((Now is everyone's time to get your potshots in, as me and engie are likely going to be moving back up to Floor 4 and 5 after this.))



Originally posted on 2016-08-01 23:13:00

5/10 Cannon Fodder
18/20 Left Bank Two. (+1 from revan and pricey)

Case By Equinox <^> Gear Awakener = Case By Equinox [A] (Level 7 - 3/6)
The awakened version of Case By Equinox allows the wielder to attack entities in other zones, due to spatial powers.
Glitch Stabiliser <^> Gear Awakener = Glitch Stabiliser [A] (Level 7 - 3/6)
Increases the Integral Armor (since it's a pretty unique effect) to 10%, while equipped. 'Destabiliser' form (for glitch based entities like Ets or Chaos) provides 10% dodge instead.

+1 to battlefury, ire and cyan

Originally posted on 2016-08-01 23:27:00

Nyarly and Revan speak to Death, Redundancy Incarnate.

"Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!"
It was not by his hand that he's once again given flesh. He was called here by stevei who should wish to pay should tribute me.
"Tribute?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"
Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
"Your words are as empty as your soul! Sentient life hardly needs a savior such as you!"
What is a life?
Nyarly creates and flings a wine glass aside spilling the crimson liquid across the floor
A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, philosophy can be later! Have at our newest friend!

The Black Pharaoh then teleports a Vault Moth over, grabbing it telekinetically before tearing its wings of it. The Moth shudders in air as it helplessly squirms about. Nyarlathotep then says a few words unknown to man as runes surround the creature, glowing dark crimson. The runes begin to float drifting around the Moth as its body begins to fracture. It writhes in horrible agony as ancient forces go to work upon Moth. Fluids leak out of the Moth as they drip upward, falling swirling ball of its bodily fluids. The Moth's body crumples as nothing is left of it within. The fluids then spread across Nyarly's Barrier, reinforcing it with the life of another.

Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 8/8)

Kyber Crystal && Revan's Purple Crystal== ??

Hopes and Dreams && Tendril of an Outer God == ??

Status Effect Immunity 10/20 (+1 from Piono)

HK-47 19/20
+1s to Piono, Dogman and Bomber

Originally posted on 2016-08-02 04:46:00

GIVE ME THE DEVIANTART UNIVERSES CONSUMER
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+1 to Toast.
+1 to Pricey.
+1 to Piono.
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ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 14/20 (+1 Best Godmodder, +2 Toast)
Happy feet!
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 13/20 (+2 Best Godmodder)
Wombo Combo!.
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Sword of Flame - Off
Creativity Matrix - Off
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SiivaGunner takes the stairs to Floor 5.
The Portal gets sucked into itself, and appears at Floor 5.
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Razihel looks at the new guy.

"Nope nope nope nope nope. NOOOOOOOOOOOOPE."

He drives a DeLorean into Floor 5, the Laboratory.

He has a feeling that the White is going to come back.

Razihel calls Past Sukard.
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-Alchemies-
Rapier of Readiness <^> Awakener = Awakened Rapier of Readiness (Level 4) - (3/5)
Now inflicts Coated, which causes fire attacks to Ignite the enemy with the Coated debuff.
Flint && Stone && Snowball && 2 Generic High School Chorale uniforms && Megaphone && Half-eaten Donut && Glasses && 4-Alarm Hot Sauce || Singular Turntech Timetable = HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - (7/8)
I only make high quality video game alchemies.
-Inventory-
ReshiRazor (Level 5) - A sword that channels the three pillars of the internet: the l33tness of a katana, the edginess of a chainsaw, and the ??? of fire to contain the hideous power of DeviantArt.
Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - A bow, similar to the Daedalus Stormbow, which makes thunder arrows that deal huge damage fall from the sky at whichever the laser sight is pointing at.
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area.
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel.
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

Originally posted on 2016-08-02 12:59:00

>Character Stats
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing

>Charges
imscared.exe (14 / 20) (+1, Toast
wallofwar.exe (1 / 20)
+1 to Piono, +2 to Toast

>Action
Chaos shoves a ladder straight up through the ceiling of Floor 1, creating a hole big enough to allow him to ascend to Floor 2. However, as the ladder pops up, it ends up impailing a Vault Moth. Oops?

Chaos also enters /<0> again. Something something world must burn.

Originally posted on 2016-08-02 18:26:00

I turn the ground under death into molten lava, and then I turn the air above death into hot tar.

Bob spawns a Charger.

Envy: 6/20

Wrath: 5/20

+2 to Engie, +1 to Piono


Originally posted on 2016-08-02 21:10:00