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 Destroy the Godmodder: Pain and Suffering [Disc 2 - Trials], The Establishment.
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:15 PM
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Oh right need to do something here

um

Bleh too tired just apply the Sleep status condition to some random enemy creature because infection yawns

Alchemy
Vault Moth Wing || Diamond Sword Scissors = Winging It: 2/8

Charges
Spare charge: 7/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
+1 to Piono, +1 to Jondanger, +1 to Doctors

Originally posted on 2016-07-27 13:44:00

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@Eric/piono: You can keep and still handle the Factory of High Quality Video Game Rips Ver 0.7 is that OK for you?

Action: I test out the Offensive Gauntlet on the Dancin' Dog (which has been dogrrupted from the Dancin' Skeleton) by punching it in the face then I set that Dancin' Dog on fire and hit it in the face with the middle finger of the Offensive Gauntlet.

Charges:

The Priest of SiIvaGunner buffs SiIvaGunner for a Insta-Crit

What? 4/20 +1 from Eric

What? Why? 4/20 +2 from Noah and Razihel

Charge Storage: +1 from Chaos

+1 to Chaos, Razihel and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 106,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2


Originally posted on 2016-07-27 15:14:00
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@pricey: okay then, guess I get the bloody thing... As a warning, it's mostly just gonna sit around and do nothing until somebody orders them.

uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 3/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used.
giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened) 3/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get.
Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece.
uranium's umbrage orders: none yet
giga gun orders: none yet
15 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for spare charge
3/15 for spare charge
2/15 for spare charge
+1 to engie, ire and cyan

Deciding that I don't want to deal with the BS entity yet, Eric pulls out the gravitational core, paints it red, then punts it into the vault orb.
When it activates, he applies liberal use of magic paint to paint the gravity majjycks red too.
1HKO.

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost listed by every alchemy)
obsidian chestplate, awakened (cost: 4): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a chance to deflect all absorbed damage back at the attacker.
obsidian helmet, awakened (cost: 4): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a chance to deflect all absorbed damage back at the attacker.
the Giga Gun (cost: 3): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Uranium's Umbrage (cost: 3): A sword made of reinforced uranium that leaks time energies, allowing you to split into 3 simultaneous copies of yourself temporarily, increasing your awareness and speed as well.
Gaia's Herald (cost: 3): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (cost: 3). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (cost: 3): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (cost: 3): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
Aurora's Longshot (cost: 3): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest.
Demeter's Gift (cost: 3): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists.
Shiva's Glory (cost: 3): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts.
Khione's Nails (cost: 3): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 15 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.
Charge Connector: 5 credits per charge strung together

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
Revan: 28
battlefury: 18
finalbattlestartsnow: 18
pricey: 22
topaz: 56
toast: 61
numbersoup: 60
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 90
Darkside: 24
ire: 13
Alicia: 57
sunnyau: 20
francisco: 4
Cyan: 16
bomber: 7
jondanger: 1

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-07-27 18:24:00

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QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1469480347))
3/5 Red Alert! (+1 from engie and pricey)
1/20 Left Bank Two.

+1 to pricey, engie, piono

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1469488736))
-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10


20/20
20/20
expend
[AG] Thief of dogbot 2.0 100,000/100,000 tricks learn: no fuck off, 50% evasive. teach a new dog new tricks: |||| skillsteal: |||||| statussteal
This powerful dog thief bot steals abilitys, attacks, and armor from it's enemys in order to become more powerful. It also gains 5% dodge per successful dodge, which ticks down after two turns,and steals attack power from it's enemy on dodge. It can also be taught tricks, giving it abilitys, allowing it to inflict status effects, and deal more damage. It can also be taught passives, such as nautical or airborne. It's main attack is weak, due to it;s thief ability, as well as the fact that it has low damage due to the fact that all damage dealt is returned as stolen HP, which can increase it's max HP if the dog;s HP is at max. Basically, overheal increases the health cap. 

Skillsteal can steal a ability from a monster, gaining a full description of it. Depending upon the ability, it may be nerfed or buffed.

Status Steal allows for the dog to steal a buff from multiple targets, or take away a enemy's ability to inflict debuffs and gain the ability to inflict the stolen debuffs. Alternatively, it just allows the dog to inflict agony, then gravcursh. if there is no available targets.

Teach a new dog New Tricks causes the dog to gain a random ability and passive that benefits it.

It can also unlearn tricks that would be harmful or lethal to it.


Character:
3+ Armor from items
Immune to godmodder armor piercing

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

20/20 hooold
20/20 +1
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toa

Thief of Dogbot summoned. I'm going to assume that this was automatically Charge Connected just this once, but in future, all usage of the Charge Connector must be explicitly stated. I have no idea how long Status Steal should last.
I suspect that you Descendant's don't realise the power of the charges that you're connecting. That definitely isn't 40-post worthy, possibly 30-posts at best.
Yes, the security measures on this thing continue to be absolutely freaking excellent.


QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1469494033))
Hey consumer, don't forget my action up there, I blinded some punks.
@pricey: I'm not going to handle people buying those, and I'm sort of iffy about having more "rent-a-mob" places that aren't my own in there, due to wanting to avoid another godmodder incursion.
Also, the thing is... a bit complicated for a Fortress mook spawner, to be honest, I don't want to have to handle that.
How's this? You can either sell it to me for 10 store credit, and I'll handle selling it off and that kind of stuff, or you hold onto it at the cost of half of all profits made from it.

toast's quadruple charge from last round is processed, as is bfury's double charge from this round.

uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 2/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used.
giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened) 2/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get.
Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece.
uranium's umbrage orders: none yet
giga gun orders: none yet
15 spare charges
14/15 for spare charge
14/15 for spare charge
+1 to pricey, engie and bfury

Having blinded a bunch of punks last round, Eric laughs, and pushes his hands forward.
"Two swords? Come on Verdana, I thought you could do better than that."
Air magic sweeps the numerous diamond swords off of their shelves and such like.
Eric smirks, and the swords rush forwards in a storm of death and destruction, cutting apart the Mates players before Eric pulls them back, leaving a small cloud of swords hovering around him.

The Sea serpents will use Coil on the Malignant Ooze.
Enjoy not being able to target anyone useful for the next round!

A Mates Player takes 3 damage.
No, no, Eric, you see, the Ooze is made out of slime. Very, very, mallable slime. It also has boss privileges, and immunity to stun. Gee, I wonder how well this will work.
QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1469513256))
>Character Stats
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing

>Charges
payload.exe (18 / 20)
imscared.exe (10 / 20)
+1 to Pricey, +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast

>Action
You fools! Chaos's absence was but a RUSE! After long moments spent standing still to lower the foe's guard, Chaos spring forward and proceeds to trap the Malignant Ooze in a gigantic box, before flooding the whole thing with lava and flinging countless merciless killer elephants into it, which happen to be doused in Fire Resistance potions. The elephants maul and gore the ooze as the lava melts it!

Chaos then tosses a flaming dwarf covered in bombs into the box, which proceeds to pummel the ooze, burning all the while. The dwarf eventually explodes, leaving a gigantic crater where the box was. Chaos then proceeds to drown the ooze in standard-issue WATERDRANK™ brand water, and calls the crater the "Watery Crater Tomb of Ooze". Suddenly, a scale replica of the titanic falls out from a glitch portal, exploding the moment it hits the water. Somehow, this gets a surprise attack bonus.

The Malignant Ooze is trapped for a while, and does manage to take projectile damage, although it's less than what it should have been, for 15,000 damage.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1469515813))
/null

@Piono, I connected 4 charges last turn, don't forget to deduct the appropriate amount of credit.

#letsalldietogether

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1469528132))
Yes, Consumer. I would like to see DeviantArt's universes very much. In the words of BaumProductions, "I've already lost my sanity YEARS ago!"
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+1 to Toast.
+1 to Pricey.
+1 to Piono.
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ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 7/20 (+1 Toast, +1 Pricey)
Happy feet!
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 9/20 (+1 Piono)
Wombo Combo!.
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Sword of Flame - On
Creativity Matrix - Off
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SiivaGunner punches the Malignant Ooze. Repeatedly.
The Portal does its thing.
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Razihel pulls out his new weapon: the ReshiRazor.

White flames emanate from Razihel, scorching the Malignant Ooze.

He then strikes the enemy. Repeatedly, until the Ooze is just small pieces of slime.

A ring of white fire appears around the Ooze chunks, gradually closing in.

The ring turns into a firestorm, carrying the Ooze to the other side of the lobby.

Razihel then runs as fast as he can, readying his weapon.

The Ooze chunks get sliced in half. Then they spontaneously combust.

And another slash. And another one. Another one. Another one.

Much later, the Ooze is merely the size of atoms.

And another slash. The atoms are split.

The Ooze explodes.
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-Alchemies-
Rapier of Readiness <^> Awakener = Awakened Rapier of Readiness (Level 4) - (1/5)
Now inflicts Coated, which causes fire attacks to Ignite the enemy with the Coated debuff.
Flint && Stone && Snowball && 2 Generic High School Chorale uniforms && Megaphone && Half-eaten Donut && Glasses && 4-Alarm Hot Sauce || Singular Turntech Timetable = HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - (5/8)
I only make high quality video game alchemies.
-Inventory-
ReshiRazor (Level 5) - A sword that channels the three pillars of the internet: the l33tness of a katana, the edginess of a chainsaw, and the ??? of fire to contain the hideous power of DeviantArt.
Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - A bow, similar to the Daedalus Stormbow, which makes thunder arrows that deal huge damage fall from the sky at whichever the laser sight is pointing at.
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area.
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel.
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

You deal 18,500 damage to the Malignant Ooze, inflicting Burn.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1469571824))
I pour liquid nitrogen on the Malignant Ooze. Did I say liquid nitrogen? Sorry, I meant liquid nitroglycerin.

Crestfaller: 3/3 done

Bob: 20/20 (+1 from Engie, +2 from Alicia111) well looks like this one is finished.

Bob:
HP: Around 50,000-60,000
Attacks:
Spawn Leech: Spawns a charger.
IPECAC: Deals damage to two enemies, and poisons one of them.
Bob's Rotten Head: Deals heavy damage to three enemies and poisons them. Takes three turns to charge up.
Passives:
Charger Infested: Spawns two chargers on death.
Poisonous: Immune to poison.

Charger:
HP: 5,000
Attacks:
Bite: Deals small damage to an enemy.
Charge: Deals damage to an enemy. Takes 2 turns to charge up.

+2 to Engie, +1 to Piono

Bob (the Chargermaster) summoned, heavily buffed. The Malignant Ooze promptly drives past you.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1469623460))
Oh right need to do something here

um

Bleh too tired just apply the Sleep status condition to some random enemy creature because infection yawns

Alchemy
Vault Moth Wing || Diamond Sword Scissors = Winging It: 2/8

Charges
Spare charge: 7/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
+1 to Piono, +1 to Jondanger, +1 to Doctors

Bots don't need to sleep. Your action fails due to that.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1469628853))
@Eric/piono: You can keep and still handle the Factory of High Quality Video Game Rips Ver 0.7 is that OK for you?

Action: I test out the Offensive Gauntlet on the Dancin' Dog (which has been dogrrupted from the Dancin' Skeleton) by punching it in the face then I set that Dancin' Dog on fire and hit it in the face with the middle finger of the Offensive Gauntlet.

Charges:

The Priest of SiIvaGunner buffs SiIvaGunner for a Insta-Crit

What? 4/20 +1 from Eric

What? Why? 4/20 +2 from Noah and Razihel

Charge Storage: +1 from Chaos

+1 to Chaos, Razihel and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 106,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

You commit animal abuse and deal 14,500 damage to the Dancin' Dog.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1469640248))
@pricey: okay then, guess I get the bloody thing... As a warning, it's mostly just gonna sit around and do nothing until somebody orders them.

uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 3/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used.
giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened) 3/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get.
Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece.
uranium's umbrage orders: none yet
giga gun orders: none yet
15 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for spare charge
3/15 for spare charge
2/15 for spare charge
+1 to engie, ire and cyan

Deciding that I don't want to deal with the BS entity yet, Eric pulls out the gravitational core, paints it red, then punts it into the vault orb.
1HKO.

You use the Gravitational Core, taking 3 damage, before forcefully applying Gravcrush to the Vault Orb. You then realise the Gravity magicks is how the G. Core attacks, and not the core itself. Thankfully, the Vault Orb's colour thing doesn't apply to status damage.

Originally posted on 2016-07-27 20:26:00

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[END OF TURN BATTLE]

OMNISCIENCE:
Floor 1: Dogbomination (x1)

Ire gains 1 GS. Everybody with Regen gains 1 HP. The Scavenger leaps after the Malignant Ooze, dealing 15,000 damage. Everybody who attacked the Malignant Ooze promptly notices red marks on them, before they each take the damage I forgot to factor in. Chaos takes 4 damage, Razihel takes 5, and the Scavenger takes 15,000. The Idol now belongs to Chaos, the Mask to Piono, and the Card to Jon.

The Malignant Ooze crashes into the AG side, dealing 20,000 damage to all AGs, before stopping. It appears that this charge manuever has left it unable to parry anything as of the moment. It then releases 4 slime blocks, which bounce into Pricey, the Generic Hero, STRINGS and the Water Archons for 15,000 / 4 damage. The Water Archons see the other side of this world. The Dancin' Dog barks, causing 5 stacks of the Mark of Dog to be inflicted onto Pricey. The Generic Dogs promptly rush after Noah, dealing (16 - 4) damage, because being kind isn't stevei's thing. The Vault Moths fire at Chaos and Razihel for 6 damage each, before taking 2,500 retribution damage.

The Anti-Mates suddenly get happy to act, before a giant blue stop sign teleports next to them.
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: Hold up a second. If you acted, you would have sort of defeated my h4x0r friend's moo-
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: Boss. Yes, yes, boss. My mind must have slipped for a second.

(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: Anyway, I have some cleaning up to do.
[b](Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: You need some more casualities in this battle.
[/b]
stevei takes the opportunity to act first from Alicia, before the blue stop sign smashes into the Generic Hero. He dies, unheroicly, unjustly, but still dead, sprawled out on the floor. The stop sign transforms into a dog, before the dog transforms into a black hole. The black hole moves towards Noah, before the dog energies latent in the blackhole cause him to experience insteunt dog. stevei unfortunately isn't immune to the backlash but something simply shifts, and Magical Autocorrect targets the Generic Dogs. The glorious power of the voters wrath impacts the Generic Dogs, before they ascend to the levels of the pure brilliance of the mayor. stevei then takes a break from murdering the Anti-Mates to heal the Malignant Ooze for 30,000 HP. I can guarantee that there won't be any action nulling shenanigans.

Alicia, of course, isn't happy. She gives a +3 to all PGs, a +2 to all Neutrals, and a +1 to all AGs, before an axe tears through the air, and absorbs the Dancin' Dog, before she inverts the Axe, and it crashes into Pricey, causing him to lose 3 stacks of the Mark of Dog. She can't do much else, for whatever reason.

Floor 4:

stevei then decides that being kind is his thing for a few seconds, and forces the Conflict side to eat their turn to crit next turn. Da Dok smashes a Glass Cannon Player on the head for 4 damage.

[ITINERARY]

[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Destroy the Malignant Ooze.

The Battlefield
[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: The Crypt (Summons Crypt of the Necrodancer entities.)
Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE
[spoiler=Idlers][AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 24/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: IIII, 25% chance to miss next action, Hyperdeath: II
[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.

[AG] sunnyau: 5/20 HP
[AG] Revan + Nyarlohotep: 23/23 HP, SHIELDED, 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian
Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 50% Retribution Damage, 6
Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical:
15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 15,000/40,000 HP, Healing Item: [b]I
IIII[/b], Shatterpoint: IIIIII.


[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood
[N] Unyielding Mech/Altra: 16/20 HP, Inspiration: I[b]I[/b].
[N] ashkantsr: 20/20 HP


-WHEN ALICIA DITCHES THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU CAN TELL THAT INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ELSEWHERE-

[/spoiler]

[THE MATES' BASE]

Locks: 4/4 Remaining.
Floor 1:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Conflicting Sea (Nautical 01 entities critical, Nautical non-01 entities mini-crit.)
Distance to Key: 0.
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 23/24 HP, 1 AC.
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 6/22 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Inspiration: I.
[AG] Pricey12345: 12/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Mark of Dog: II[b]III
IIIII[/b].
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 0/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS)

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 0/25 HP, 152,750 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed.
Hex Circles (x40)
Mark of Dog: II[b]III[b]II[b]III[/b]
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[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 20/20 HP.
[N] NumberSoup: 25/25 HP, 3 AC (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, Chestplate and Shield), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (30%)

[PG] Jondanger23: 10/20 HP, Inspiration: I[b]I
[/b].

[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Lightly Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Scratched, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Chaos).
[A] The Mask: Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Irongutta).
[A] Get Out of Death Free Card: Switches between users, prevents a single death (Jondanger).

[N] Scavenger: 70,000/80,000 HP, Shell: 75,000/75,000 HP, +3 AC to the main body but Armour-Piercing is nullified while active, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack, Inspiration: I[b]I[/b].

[01] Malignant Ooze: 95,500/200,000 HP, Can Parry Attacks, Double-Action, Hex Circles (x100).

[01] Dancin' Dog: 0/80,000 HP. Inflicts 5 stacks of the Mark of Dog instead of attacking.
[01] Generic Dogs: 0/8 HP (x8)
[01] Vault Moths: 47,250/50,000 HP (x5).

[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 58,900/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Heaven and Hell Meltdown, Solar Power: 151% (+5% per turn, -5% per attack), Regeneration (10,000 HP), 100% Retribution Damage, Subterranean Sun: I[b]II[/b], α Mark: I.
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 46,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Spleen Eater, Zombie Fairies: 0/100 HP (x720)
[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 51,777/82,777 HP, Evasive (7%) + 14% per dodge, resetting on hit. A Grand New Era: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]II[/b].
[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 41,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: [b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]III[/b] (Kill Counter: 5/5, Strongest Kill: Terror Witch), Bag o' Disease: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b]I, Immune to Poison, Blinded, and any disease status effect
[AG]
Portal to the Dimension of Anger: 47,500/67,000 HP, 'Global' +5,000 DMG, Inflicts Anger to 2 allies
[AG] Sackboy: 150,000/170,000 HP, Attack equivalent to the Creativity of the Strongest Player Attack, Costume Change!: II, Prodigy Charge: 1, Story Mode: IIIIIII.
[AG] Priest of SilvaGunner: 60,000/80,000 HP, Can Force Silva to Critical Instead of Attacking, Berserks on Silva's Death, Rip Cultist Summon: III, ReBoot Time: IIIIIII.
[AG] Thief of Dogbot 2.0: 80,000/100,000, Tricks Learnt: None, Teach A New Dog New Tricks: IIII, Skillsteal: IIIIII, Status Steal: IIIIII.
[AG] Ker'Athri, Archpriest of Noctura: 80,000/80,000 HP, In tentative existence.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 11/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Generic Hero: 0/60,000, Guarding Noah, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: IIIIIII

[N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x32), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.
[N] Da Boyz: Engaged with a Mates Player.
Slugga Boyz: 4,000/4,000 HP (x9), 'Ere We Go!: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Beacon of Hope: 50,000/60,000, Non-Combat, Global Regeneration (2,500 HP), Grants Inspired to 2 Allies.
[N] Tainted Magikoopas:8,000/8,000 HP (x8). Unpredictable, but random action. Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b]
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 90,000/100,000 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Water Archons: 0/50 HP (x300), Nautical.
[N] Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x5), Nautical, Coil: IIIIII.

[PG] Crimson Red: 112,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain, Everlasting: 48,500/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 83,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 0 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 58,000/100,000 HP. While vulnerable, can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a new body within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks.
[PG] Bob: 110,000/110,000 HP, Spawns 4 Charges on Death, Bob's Rotten Head: III.

Floor 4:

Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)
[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 14/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]I
I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Omniscience.

[PG] engie/Verdana: Healthy, 28% Attraction (-10% per turn), 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction, Dust To Dust: II > [b]I
I[/b].

[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III)


[01] Blood Tyrant: 0/125,000 HP, Hex Circles (x55), Double-Action, Bullet Hell: I.

[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Glass Cannon Players: 3/10 HP, 10/10 HP (x4).
[01] Vault Moths: 0/50,000 HP, 47,000/50,000 HP.
[01] Vault Shadows: 60,000/60,000 HP (x2), Blinded: II.
[01] Vault Orb: 50,000/100,000 HP. Colour: Red. 0.5x DMG Taken, Weakness: Being Struck with An Attack of the Same Colour, Blinded: II.
[01] Composite: 200,000/200,000 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, Solar Power: 100%, Hello Puppets: I[b]I[/b], Field Serjery: II, Puppetmaster: [b]III[/b], Shatterpoint: [b]IIIIII[/b], Blinded: II.

[N] Trump's Wall: 0/25,000 HP, Guarding Verdana, 75% to take attacks for the Anti-Mates.
[N] Dok Buzzgob: 57,000/60,000 HP, Field Serjery: II, Soopa Juice: IIII.
[N] Grot Orderly: 3,000/3,000 HP, Evasive (65%)

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Laboratory (No effect.)

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable.

The Fortress
[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect)
[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x2540)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x85), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1720)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x87), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x2680), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x55), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x2290), Airborn, Evasive (40%).
[N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Air Buildings per turn.
[N] Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x68), Airborn, Pickup: II
[N] Plant Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x1200)
[N] Sacred Grove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x40), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[N] Plant Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Plant Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Plant Buildings per turn.
[N] Energy Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Archons: 25/25 HP (x810), 40% Retribution Damage.
[N] Artillery Range: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Cannons: 500/500 HP (x27), Hyperbeam: IIIII
[N] Energy Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Energy Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Energy Buildings per turn.
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x47), Golden Demopan: IIII
[N] Charge Connector: 100,000/100,000, Cooldowns:
Noah: IIIIII
[N]
Factory of High Quality Video Game Rips Version 0.7 HP: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rip Supporters: 4,700/4,700 HP, Generate High-Tier Rip Supporter IIII, GRANDDAD!? IIIIIII.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.
As soon as the message appears, it goes.

Spoils of War
(READY - 4/4) - Deck of Spellcards (2), pionoplayer
(READY - 5/5) - Gravitational Core (3), pionoplayer
(READY - 3/3) - Spider Spawner (1), Battlefury
(READY - 3/3) - Healing Tray (1), Battlefury
(RECHARGING - 5/5) - Scythe of Prevention (2), pionoplayer
(READY - 5/5) - Delta Spear (2), The_Topazian
(RECHARGING - 1/5) - Luminous Orb (2), pionoplayer
(READY - 5/5) - Soul Targeting Unit (3), The_Topazian
(READY - 5/5) - Incarnate of Hyperdeath (3), Battlefury
(READY - 6/6) - Annoying Dog (3), Battlefury
(READY - 8/8) - Spectre of the Tainted Kingdom (4), DoctorsHateHer
(READY - 8/8) - Splinter Buster (4), engie
(RECHARGING - 5/5) - Reflective Shroud (3), DoctorsHateHer
(RECHARGING - 5/5) - Corrupted Light (3), Battlefury
(RECHARGING - 3/6) - Sandstone Heart (4), NumberSoup
(READY - 6/6) - Monochrome Twig (4), Bomber57


Originally posted on 2016-07-27 20:28:00

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questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:16 PM
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Action: I punch the Malignant Ooze while I kick it while I pummel it down to bits but it grows back but I stab it with spikes before it rebounded and slapping it with my Magical Boxing Gloves.

Charges:

The Priest of SiIvaGunner gives SiIvaGunner another Insta-Crit

What? 6/20 +1 from A.

What? Why? 6/20 +1 from Chaos

Charge Storage: NONE

+1 to FallenArchangel, battlefury and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 120,500 (+14,500 from damaging the Dancin' Dog)
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2


Originally posted on 2016-07-28 17:53:00
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uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 4/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used.
giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened) 4/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get.
Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece.
uranium's umbrage orders: none yet
giga gun orders: none yet
17 spare charges
4/15 for spare charge
4/15 for spare charge
+1 to engie, pricey and bfury.

I proceed to do something extremely stupid and spend 1 spare 15 post charge on the following.
Verdana feels a prick on the back of their neck. Suddenly, they are very, VERY angry.
Affection meter: -100%

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost listed by every alchemy)
obsidian chestplate, awakened (cost: 4): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a chance to deflect all absorbed damage back at the attacker.
obsidian helmet, awakened (cost: 4): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a chance to deflect all absorbed damage back at the attacker.
the Giga Gun (cost: 3): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Uranium's Umbrage (cost: 3): A sword made of reinforced uranium that leaks time energies, allowing you to split into 3 simultaneous copies of yourself temporarily, increasing your awareness and speed as well.
Gaia's Herald (cost: 3): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (cost: 3). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (cost: 3): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (cost: 3): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
Aurora's Longshot (cost: 3): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest.
Demeter's Gift (cost: 3): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists.
Shiva's Glory (cost: 3): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts.
Khione's Nails (cost: 3): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 15 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.
Charge Connector: 5 credits per charge strung together

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
Revan: 28
battlefury: 18
finalbattlestartsnow: 18
pricey: 23
topaz: 56
toast: 61
numbersoup: 60
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 90
Darkside: 24
ire: 13
Alicia: 57
sunnyau: 20
francisco: 4
Cyan: 16
bomber: 7
jondanger: 1

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-07-28 20:56:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:16 PM
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@Consumer, have you been taking my evasion into account? I've dodged a grand total of 1 attack since equipping the Stave of Air.

5/5 Red Alert! (+2 from Alicia) DONE!
2/20 Left Bank Two. (+4 from engie, ire, battlefury, cyan)

+1 to battlefury, ire, and cyan

Noah uses the Reflective Shroud on the Rebooted SilvaGunner and Battlefury.


Noah respawns.
Noah: Now I'm just mad.

Noah then gains 8,000 Research from the fern attack from earlier.

Red Alert EXPENDED!
Shielded Minibot summoned!
Shielded Minibot [N] - 10'000/10'000hp, Divine Shield (1hp).
Divine Shield: Blocks the first attack (that would hit the minibot) each turn.

Originally posted on 2016-07-28 21:40:00
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You do realize that Bad Ending makes Verdana almost exclusively attack the AGs, right, Piono?
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+1 to Toast.
+1 to Pricey.
+1 to Piono.
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All charges +1.
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 10/20 (+1 Best Godmodder)
Happy feet!
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 10/20
Wombo Combo!.
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Sword of Flame - Off
Creativity Matrix - Off
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SiivaGunner punches the Malignant Ooze. Repeatedly.
The Portal does its thing.
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Razihel focuses on regaining his HP. He does not want his turns to be wasted.
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-Alchemies-
Rapier of Readiness <^> Awakener = Awakened Rapier of Readiness (Level 4) - (2/5)
Now inflicts Coated, which causes fire attacks to Ignite the enemy with the Coated debuff.
Flint && Stone && Snowball && 2 Generic High School Chorale uniforms && Megaphone && Half-eaten Donut && Glasses && 4-Alarm Hot Sauce || Singular Turntech Timetable = HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - (6/8)
I only make high quality video game alchemies.
-Inventory-
ReshiRazor (Level 5) - A sword that channels the three pillars of the internet: the l33tness of a katana, the edginess of a chainsaw, and the ??? of fire to contain the hideous power of DeviantArt.
Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - A bow, similar to the Daedalus Stormbow, which makes thunder arrows that deal huge damage fall from the sky at whichever the laser sight is pointing at.
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area.
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel.
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

Originally posted on 2016-07-29 10:19:00

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Verdana is about to take his action for the turn, somehow raising up earth pillars from the floor despite there being no earth, when he suddenly feels a faint prick. Normally, the Barrier would have absorbed it, but due to the different mechanics of this world compared to his, it seems to have made contact. His eyes crack, then fade out to black... before twin pinpricks of red ignite in the center of each eye.

___________________

"If you get the Bad Ending, he will very likely try his absolute best to destroy you. ALL of you. That means the whole bad time deal - status effects out the arse, brutally damaging critical hits, attacking more than once per turn, you name it, he'll use it to wipe your existences out."
___________________

Cracks begin to appear in his "healthbar" as he stands there, a feeling of surprisingly intense hatred soon building up inside him and taking control. Directionless hatred, designed to go wherever it feels like going, and due to the recent pinprick he felt, his instincts tell him to turn around and obliterate whatever it was that wronged him. Regardless of actual involvement or guilt, naturally the first thing he sees when he turns around is poor old Eric.

The very next thing Eric gets to see is an incredibly mad amalgamation of red crystals proceed to fly through the air towards him while roaring loudly and having a health bar tacked onto it instead of a durability bar once again. This can't possibly end well for him, especially as the amalgamation of red crystals rapidly turns into a hulking mass.

In the background, an earth pillar promptly falls over and squashes some of the Glass Cannon Players underneath it.

Alchemy
Vault Moth Wing || Diamond Sword Scissors = Winging It: 3/8

Charges
Spare charge: 13/15 (+3 from Alicia, +2 total from Piono)
+1 to Piono, +1 to Jondanger, +1 to Doctors

Originally posted on 2016-07-29 14:17:00

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QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1469735784))


I proceed to do something extremely stupid and spend 1 spare 15 post charge on the following.
Verdana feels a prick on the back of their neck. Suddenly, they are very, VERY angry.
Affection meter: -100%

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost listed by every alchemy)
obsidian chestplate, awakened (cost: 4): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a chance to deflect all absorbed damage back at the attacker.
obsidian helmet, awakened (cost: 4): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a chance to deflect all absorbed damage back at the attacker.
the Giga Gun (cost: 3): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Uranium's Umbrage (cost: 3): A sword made of reinforced uranium that leaks time energies, allowing you to split into 3 simultaneous copies of yourself temporarily, increasing your awareness and speed as well.
Gaia's Herald (cost: 3): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (cost: 3). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (cost: 3): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (cost: 3): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
Aurora's Longshot (cost: 3): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest.
Demeter's Gift (cost: 3): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists.
Shiva's Glory (cost: 3): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts.
Khione's Nails (cost: 3): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 15 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.
Charge Connector: 5 credits per charge strung together

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
Revan: 28
battlefury: 18
finalbattlestartsnow: 18
pricey: 23
topaz: 56
toast: 61
numbersoup: 60
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 90
Darkside: 24
ire: 13
Alicia: 57
sunnyau: 20
francisco: 4
Cyan: 16
bomber: 7
jondanger: 1

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.
Congratulations!

YOU FUCKED UP.

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Originally posted on 2016-07-29 14:49:00

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I shoot the Crestfaller at the Malignant Ooze.

Bob use IPECAC on Rebooted SiIvagunner and the Priest of SiIvagunner.

oh boy some new charges. i'll apply the boosts i got to them too. (can i apply boosts to a charge i've started this turn?)

Envy: 4/20 (+1 from Alicia111, +2 from Engie)

Wrath: 3/20 (+2 from Alicia111)

+2 to Engie, +1 to Piono

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>Character Stats
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing

>Charges
payload.exe (20 / 20) (+1, Piono)
imscared.exe (12 / 20) (+1, Pricey)
+1 to Pricey, +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast

>Action
Chaos promptly uses the powers of payload.exe to grant himself a buff! Whenever his Glitch Shields are fully depleted, the attacking entity takes large amounts of damage (10,000). Payload refreshes when Chaos is at 100% Glitch Shields, or when he dies.

Chaos then pulls out a copy of Superman 64, and downs it. The sheer glitch power of the game causes his Glitch Shielding to raise by a bit. Chaos then compliments this meal by eating copies of Aquaman for the Gamecube, Bad Rats on Steam, Dwarf Fortress on... somewhere, and a copy of DTG: Chaos. These also somehow boost Glitch Shielding.

>Command
Chaos decides that the Glass Cannon players would work better if they were targeting their friends. He uses the Idol to make them suicide rush the Composite.

Originally posted on 2016-07-29 18:19:00

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I am not smiling because 1 thing that gives -100% Affection Have fun

Action: I do this on a Vault Moth

I clench my fists before I put on my Magical Boxing Glove and the Offensive Gauntlet before I set a Vault Moth on fire while I punch it with my Magical Boxing Glove and the Offensive Gauntlet melee weapons and I absorb the red crystal making me fire rage beams at the Vault Moth evaporating it from my salt.

Charges:

The Priest of SiIvaGunner gives SiIvaGunner another Insta-Crit

What? 8/20 +1 from Razihel

What? Why? 8/20 +1 from piono

Charge Storage: +1 from Chaos

+1 to FallenArchangel, battlefury and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 120,500 (+14,500 from damaging the Dancin' Dog)
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2


Originally posted on 2016-07-29 18:21:00
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Jul 25 2016, 07:18 PM
-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10

in progress
I quickly teleport to zone one, and proceed to play Room of dog

LYRICS:
bark bark bark bark bark bark

arf arf bark bark arf arf arf

bark bark

arf arf

bark bark arf arf bark bark

ruff ruff arf bark ruff

arf ruff bark arf ruff bark

arf arf

bark

arf arf

bark

bork bork

arf arf

bork ruff

arf bark

bork ruff

arf bark

bark bark arf arf bark bark

bark bark

arf arf

bark bark arf bark bork

A dog proceeds to play it on a trombone- a trombone in bone form.

bark bark

bark arf

Dogfaces fly everywhere.

bark bark bark

arf arf arf

ruff-ruff, bork

Doggy Fresh is drawn by the dancing, and brings his posse with him, which joins in the barking. Multiple Vault moths watch on, in fascination.
bork arf

arf bark

bork bark

brk bork

A bunch of golden dog statues teleport in and begin dancing.

bark bork arf

bark bark bark

bork bork bark bark

ruffruff bark

Several flying dogs begin flying around the mates base.

ruff bark

bark bark

arf arf

bark bork

bork arf

bark bark
bark bark

bart bark

Dogs are everywere, dogfaces flying.

bark bork

bark barf
arf arf bark bark arf arf

bark bark arf ar bark

arf bark

A giant dog falls out of dog. It glows blue, and promptly eats the ooze because it is thirsty. Did i say eat? i mean drown it in dog... Dog cancer. You know, dog fused with purified internet cancer. The Ooze promptly has a cause of Dogitis, an infection of the dog. But it has no dog. Well, it does now. Parasitical dogs begin to convert it's matter to be less oozy. The dogs rapidy damage it. So much, stevei probably notices it. They start absorbing energy of all types, and begin using it to dry up the ooze. The ooze struggles against the drying, but steadily becomes much more crusty. It experiences true agony as the dogs dry it up. The parasitical dogs then proceed to consume the whole thing, before reforming into a giant, cobalt blue outlined dog. The two giant dogs proceed to walk away, barking deafeningly as they go.





Character:
3+ Armor from items
Immune to godmodder armor piercing

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

3/3 Dog Version 2.0.1 1+ from piono.
The dog promptly updates, gaining another 12,000 hp.

2/5 Dog Version 2.0.2
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toa

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AGs and Neutrals, Alicia assists go to all charges you have, not one.
QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1469724808))
Action: I punch the Malignant Ooze while I kick it while I pummel it down to bits but it grows back but I stab it with spikes before it rebounded and slapping it with my Magical Boxing Gloves.

Charges:

The Priest of SiIvaGunner gives SiIvaGunner another Insta-Crit

What? 6/20 +1 from A.

What? Why? 6/20 +1 from Chaos

Charge Storage: NONE

+1 to FallenArchangel, battlefury and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 120,500 (+14,500 from damaging the Dancin' Dog)
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

You commit slime abuse for 10,000 damage.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1469735784))
uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 4/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used.
giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened) 4/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get.
Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece.
uranium's umbrage orders: none yet
giga gun orders: none yet
17 spare charges
4/15 for spare charge
4/15 for spare charge
+1 to engie, pricey and bfury.

I proceed to do something extremely stupid and spend 1 spare 15 post charge on the following.
Verdana feels a prick on the back of their neck. Suddenly, they are very, VERY angry.
Affection meter: -100%

You promptly realise that Affection damage is processed in a similar way to normal damage, and deal 4-

Wait! Stop. You're hypercritting. Somehow. Regardless, Verdana's Affection overloads, and you get the Bad Ending. Well done. There goes all of Nyarly's hard work. This is going to go horribly wrong, even if you have a gambit planned. Something tells me that, anyway.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1469738434))
@Consumer, have you been taking my evasion into account? I've dodged a grand total of 1 attack since equipping the Stave of Air.

5/5 Red Alert! (+2 from Alicia) DONE!
2/20 Left Bank Two. (+4 from engie, ire, battlefury, cyan)

+1 to battlefury, ire, and cyan

Noah uses the Reflective Shroud on the Rebooted SilvaGunner and Battlefury.


Noah respawns.
Noah: Now I'm just mad.

Noah then gains 8,000 Research from the fern attack from earlier.

Red Alert EXPENDED!
Shielded Minibot summoned!
Shielded Minibot [N] - 10'000/10'000hp, Divine Shield (1hp).
Divine Shield: Blocks the first attack (that would hit the minibot) each turn.

and I keep forgetting that. Sorry. Hopefully, having a centralised chat for DTG and rolling due to Gravebot will help me remember. You gain 8,000 Research. Red Alert doesn't activate due to the whole being dead thing. Requisite dog appearing at the beginning of the EoTB.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1469783976))
You do realize that Bad Ending makes Verdana almost exclusively attack the AGs, right, Piono?
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+1 to Toast.
+1 to Pricey.
+1 to Piono.
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All charges +1.
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 10/20 (+1 Best Godmodder)
Happy feet!
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 10/20
Wombo Combo!.
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Sword of Flame - Off
Creativity Matrix - Off
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SiivaGunner punches the Malignant Ooze. Repeatedly.
The Portal does its thing.
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Razihel focuses on regaining his HP. He does not want his turns to be wasted.
-Alchemies-
Rapier of Readiness <^> Awakener = Awakened Rapier of Readiness (Level 4) - (2/5)
Now inflicts Coated, which causes fire attacks to Ignite the enemy with the Coated debuff.

He does indeed have a plan, as I can confirm OOCly. Regardless, you heal for 3 HP.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1469798276))
Verdana is about to take his action for the turn, somehow raising up earth pillars from the floor despite there being no earth, when he suddenly feels a faint prick. Normally, the Barrier would have absorbed it, but due to the different mechanics of this world compared to his, it seems to have made contact. His eyes crack, then fade out to black... before twin pinpricks of red ignite in the center of each eye.

___________________

"If you get the Bad Ending, he will very likely try his absolute best to destroy you. ALL of you. That means the whole bad time deal - status effects out the arse, brutally damaging critical hits, attacking more than once per turn, you name it, he'll use it to wipe your existences out."
___________________

Cracks begin to appear in his "healthbar" as he stands there, a feeling of surprisingly intense hatred soon building up inside him and taking control. Directionless hatred, designed to go wherever it feels like going, and due to the recent pinprick he felt, his instincts tell him to turn around and obliterate whatever it was that wronged him. Regardless of actual involvement or guilt, naturally the first thing he sees when he turns around is poor old Eric.

The very next thing Eric gets to see is an incredibly mad amalgamation of red crystals proceed to fly through the air towards him while roaring loudly and having a health bar tacked onto it instead of a durability bar once again. This can't possibly end well for him, especially as the amalgamation of red crystals rapidly turns into a hulking mass.

In the background, an earth pillar promptly falls over and squashes some of the Glass Cannon Players underneath it.

Alchemy
Vault Moth Wing || Diamond Sword Scissors = Winging It: 3/8

Charges
Spare charge: 13/15 (+3 from Alicia, +2 total from Piono)
+1 to Piono, +1 to Jondanger, +1 to Doctors

Thank you so much, Eric and SONG. I really appreciate your effort in murdering your team mates.
Bad Ending gotten. You promptly experience heartbreak, and go berserk. You, mercifully, have been healed to half health. A Glass Cannon Player also goes pew.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1469800155))
QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1469735784))


I proceed to do something extremely stupid and spend 1 spare 15 post charge on the following.
Verdana feels a prick on the back of their neck. Suddenly, they are very, VERY angry.
Affection meter: -100%
Congratulations!

YOU FUCKED UP.

/null

http://b3.ifrm.com/30592/38/0/e5072360//e5072360.png

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1469807821))
I shoot the Crestfaller at the Malignant Ooze.

Bob use IPECAC on Rebooted SiIvagunner and the Priest of SiIvagunner.

oh boy some new charges. i'll apply the boosts i got to them too. (can i apply boosts to a charge i've started this turn?)

Envy: 4/20 (+1 from Alicia111, +2 from Engie)

Wrath: 3/20 (+2 from Alicia111)

+2 to Engie, +1 to Piono

You do a generic shooty thing, dealing 12,500 to the Malignant Ooze. Yes, you can.
**Divinity Alicia111: I know AGs are bad people and all that, but we're working with them. It makes me sad as well, don't worry.
[b]**Divinity Alicia111: Verdana, you're sort of in a berserker rage, and that's somewhat good, but can you please focus on the Mates? I mean, I know you aren't in the best of mindsets, and I know the Mates are influencing that, but still.
**Divinity Alicia111: Eric, if your gambit doesn't work, my relationship with the Fortress will be strained, to say the least.

[/b]
QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1469812751))
>Character Stats
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing

>Charges
payload.exe (20 / 20) (+1, Piono)
imscared.exe (12 / 20) (+1, Pricey)
+1 to Pricey, +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast

>Action
Chaos promptly uses the powers of payload.exe to grant himself a buff! Whenever his Glitch Shields are fully depleted, the attacking entity takes large amounts of damage (10,000). Payload refreshes when Chaos is at 100% Glitch Shields, or when he dies.

Chaos then pulls out a copy of Superman 64, and downs it. The sheer glitch power of the game causes his Glitch Shielding to raise by a bit. Chaos then compliments this meal by eating copies of Aquaman for the Gamecube, Bad Rats on Steam, Dwarf Fortress on... somewhere, and a copy of DTG: Chaos. These also somehow boost Glitch Shielding.

>Command
Chaos decides that the Glass Cannon players would work better if they were targeting their friends. He uses the Idol to make them suicide rush the Composite.

You gain a retribution attack. It's actually 20,000 for now. You eat games for 4 GS.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1469812883))
I am not smiling because 1 thing that gives -100% Affection Have fun

Action: I do this on a Vault Moth

I clench my fists before I put on my Magical Boxing Glove and the Offensive Gauntlet before I set a Vault Moth on fire while I punch it with my Magical Boxing Glove and the Offensive Gauntlet melee weapons and I absorb the red crystal making me fire rage beams at the Vault Moth evaporating it from my salt.

Charges:

The Priest of SiIvaGunner gives SiIvaGunner another Insta-Crit

What? 8/20 +1 from Razihel

What? Why? 8/20 +1 from piono

Charge Storage: +1 from Chaos

+1 to FallenArchangel, battlefury and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 120,500 (+14,500 from damaging the Dancin' Dog)
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

You do something involving boxing, for 16,000 damage.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1469815105))
Jul 25 2016, 07:18 PM
-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10

in progress
I quickly teleport to zone one, and proceed to play Room of dog

LYRICS:
[ALL]
A dog proceeds to play it on a trombone- a trombone in bone form.
[PRAISE]
Dogfaces fly everywhere.
[PROTA]
Doggy Fresh is drawn by the dancing, and brings his posse with him, which joins in the barking. Multiple Vault moths watch on, in fascination.
[KAKO]
A bunch of golden dog statues teleport in and begin dancing.
[TOU]
Several flying dogs begin flying around the mates base.
[KYON]
Dogs are everywere, dogfaces flying.
[THE PSI-DOGMODDER]


A giant dog falls out of dog. It glows blue, and promptly eats the ooze because it is thirsty. Did i say eat? i mean drown it in dog... Dog cancer. You know, dog fused with purified internet cancer. The Ooze promptly has a cause of Dogitis, an infection of the dog. But it has no dog. Well, it does now. Parasitical dogs begin to convert it's matter to be less oozy. The dogs rapidy damage it. So much, stevei probably notices it. They start absorbing energy of all types, and begin using it to dry up the ooze. The ooze struggles against the drying, but steadily becomes much more crusty. It experiences true agony as the dogs dry it up. The parasitical dogs then proceed to consume the whole thing, before reforming into a giant, cobalt blue outlined dog. The two giant dogs proceed to walk away, barking deafeningly as they go.


Character:
3+ Armor from items
Immune to godmodder armor piercing

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

3/3 Dog Version 2.0.1 1+ from piono.
The dog promptly updates, gaining another 12,000 hp.

2/5 Dog Version 2.0.2
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toa

You dog the Malignant Ooze for 20,000 damage.

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[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Regeners tick up. Ire gets 1 GS. I kek at you murdering each other. Noah gets a dog. Yay.

The Malignant Ooze realises that its time is about to be over, and it's creators feel no need to prolong its doom. Might as well go on a mass murdering spree. The Malignant Ooze is stunned, before spamming slime blocks everywhere, dealing 20,000 damage to all entities. Utsuho, Rin, Silva, Isty and a bunch of other AGs promptly pulverise the Malignant Ooze. I did promise that there would be a non-null turn, but really, what else is there to say here. Miniboss, is deud. The AGs run up to pick the key, before it disappears.

Meanwhile, outside the Mates Base, an arrangement of 5 circles, one main, and 4 smaller circles in a diamond shape around it promptly becomes an arrangement of 4 circles, including 3 smaller circles.
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: Well done. You defeated an easy miniboss, and got a key.
[b](Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: [b]Shame that one was the easiest.
[b][b](Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei:
[/b]Also a shame that your teammates are murdering each other, and that we've got something in planning.[/b][/b][/b]

Floor 1 has been completed!
You should probably move onto Floor 2, or Floor 4 if you're masochistic. Wait, hang on a second, is that barking? The Dogbomination appears, slightly belated, but still here, and it is... let's just say that even I don't want to look at it. stevei promptly notices that it's not 01 and cries. It isn't much of a threat as of the moment, and you may want to hang around on this floor to kill it, but beware, that's a waste of time, and that may be bad.

Meanwhile in Floor 4, the Conflict decide to go gorilla this, and not act. Again. They're storing up their crit, but really, we know this will somehow go wrong, even if Piono's stacked up against that. Da Dok repays them for their kindness by smashing the Vault Moth for 15,000 damage.

Alicia fails to assist her PGs for their homicidal tendencies, but +2s Noah and Chaos, before +1ing all AGs excluding Chaos. She then shakes her head, and waits for the Descendants to do something. She does heal Eric back up to full health, though.

stevei is happy. He's pretending to cry, but he's happy. He assists nobody, before getting out his keyboard and typing a bunch of things. In the meantime, he also full heals Verdana, and prepares a bunch of buffs.

[ITINERARY]

[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Destroy the Malignant Ooze.

The Battlefield
[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: The Crypt (Summons Crypt of the Necrodancer entities.)
Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE
[spoiler=Idlers][AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 24/26 HP, Soul Gem: 1/1 HP, 74% Grief, Summoning: IIII, 25% chance to miss next action, Hyperdeath: II
[???] Crystal Golem: Dies with Topaz's body. Corruption: III, Purity: III, Protect: IIII.

[AG] sunnyau: 5/20 HP
[AG] Revan + Nyarlohotep: 23/23 HP, SHIELDED, 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian
Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 50% Retribution Damage, 6
Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical:
15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 15,000/40,000 HP, Healing Item: [b]I
IIII[/b], Shatterpoint: IIIIII.


[N] DarkSide/Zack: 17/20 HP, 26,000 Blood
[N] Unyielding Mech/Altra: 16/20 HP, Inspiration: I[b]I[/b].
[N] ashkantsr: 20/20 HP
[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 20/20 HP.

[N] NumberSoup: 25/25 HP, 3 AC (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, Chestplate and Shield), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (30%)


-WHEN ALICIA DITCHES THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU CAN TELL THAT INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ELSEWHERE-

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[THE MATES' BASE]

Locks: 3/4 Remaining.
Floor 1:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Conflicting Sea (Nautical 01 entities critical, Nautical non-01 entities mini-crit.)
Distance to Key: 0.
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 23/24 HP, 1 AC.
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 7/22 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)
[AG] Pricey12345: 13/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Mark of Dog: II[b]III
IIIII[/b].
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 5/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS)
[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III)



[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 25/25 HP, 160,750 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed.
Hex Circles (x40)


[PG] Jondanger23: 10/20 HP, Inspiration: [b]I
[/b].

[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Lightly Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Scratched, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Chaos).
[A] The Mask: Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Irongutta).
[A] Get Out of Death Free Card: Switches between users, prevents a single death (Jondanger).

[N] Scavenger: 70,000/80,000 HP, Shell: 75,000/75,000 HP, +3 AC to the main body but Armour-Piercing is nullified while active, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack, Inspiration: I[b]I[/b].

[???] Dogbomination: 500,000/500,000 HP. Inflicts the Envoy's Mark of Dog. All Attacks Targeting the ???s Deal 75% Damage!


[01] Malignant Ooze: 0/200,000 HP, Can Parry Attacks, Double-Action, Hex Circles (x100).

[01] Vault Moths: 47,250/50,000 HP (x5).
[01] Noah the Dwarf Dog: 15/15 HP. 3 AC, Regeneration (1 HP), Common Status Immunity.

[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 38,900/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Heaven and Hell Meltdown, Solar Power: 151% (+5% per turn, -5% per attack), Regeneration (10,000 HP), 100% Retribution Damage, Subterranean Sun: I[b]II[/b], α Mark: I.
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 26,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Spleen Eater, Zombie Fairies: 0/100 HP (x720)
[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 31,777/82,777 HP, Evasive (7%) + 14% per dodge, resetting on hit. A Grand New Era: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b].
[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 21,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: [b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b] (Kill Counter: 5/5, Strongest Kill: Terror Witch), Bag o' Disease: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I, Immune to Poison, Blinded, and any disease status effect
[AG]
Portal to the Dimension of Anger: 27,500/67,000 HP, 'Global' +5,000 DMG, Inflicts Anger to 2 allies
[AG] Sackboy: 130,000/170,000 HP, Attack equivalent to the Creativity of the Strongest Player Attack, Costume Change!: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]I[/b], Prodigy Charge: 2, Story Mode: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIII[/b].
[AG] Priest of SilvaGunner: 40,000/80,000 HP, Can Force Silva to Critical Instead of Attacking, Berserks on Silva's Death, Rip Cultist Summon: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b], ReBoot Time: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIIII[/b].
[AG] Thief of Dogbot 2.0: 60,000/100,000, Evasion, Tricks Learnt: None, Teach A New Dog New Tricks: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]III[/b], Skillsteal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIII[/b], Status Steal: [b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]IIIII[/b].
[AG] Ker'Athri, Archpriest of Noctura: 80,000/80,000 HP, In tentative existence.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 6/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x22), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.
[N] Da Boyz: Engaged with a Mates Player.
Slugga Boyz: 4,000/4,000 HP (x4), 'Ere We Go!: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Beacon of Hope: 50,000/60,000, Non-Combat, Global Regeneration (2,500 HP), Grants Inspired to 2 Allies.
[N] Tainted Magikoopas: 8,000/8,000 HP (x6). Unpredictable, but random action. Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b]
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 70,000/100,000 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Sea Serpents: 0/2,000 HP (x5), Nautical, Coil: IIIIII.

[PG] Crimson Red: 92,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain, Everlasting: 48,500/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 83,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 0 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 58,000/100,000 HP. While vulnerable, can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a new body within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks.
[PG] Bob: 110,000/110,000 HP, Spawns 4 Charges on Death, Bob's Rotten Head: III.

Floor 4:

Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)
[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 25/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]I
I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Omniscience.

[PG] engie/Verdana: 25/25 HP, -107% Attraction (-10% per turn), 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. BAD ENDING ACHIEVED.
Dust To Dust: I[b]I
> II.[/b]

[01] Blood Tyrant: 0/125,000 HP, Hex Circles (x55), Double-Action, Bullet Hell: I.

[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Glass Cannon Players: 0/10 HP, 10/10 HP (x4).
[01] Vault Moths: 0/50,000 HP, 32,000/50,000 HP.
[01] Vault Shadows: 60,000/60,000 HP (x2), Blinded: II.
[01] Vault Orb: 50,000/100,000 HP. Colour: Red. 0.5x DMG Taken, Weakness: Being Struck with An Attack of the Same Colour, Blinded: II.
[01] Composite: 200,000/200,000 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, Solar Power: 100%, Hello Puppets: I[b]I[/b], Field Serjery: II, Puppetmaster: [b]III[/b], Shatterpoint: [b]IIIIII[/b], Blinded: II.

[N] Trump's Wall: 0/25,000 HP, Guarding Verdana, 75% to take attacks for the Anti-Mates.
[N] Dok Buzzgob: 57,000/60,000 HP, Field Serjery: II, Soopa Juice: IIII.
[N] Grot Orderly: 3,000/3,000 HP, Evasive (65%)

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Laboratory (No effect.)

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable.

The Fortress
[FORTRESS]
Terrain: Fortress (Summons Wisps for every aggressor inside the Fortress, to a current maximum of 10)
Weather: Clear (No effect)
[AG] AG Embassy: Leads to AG Embassy. Aggressor Anti-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Anti-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.

[N] Wisp Swarms: 1,000/1,000 HP (x7), Immune to non-Descendants.
[N] dirt barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Earth Archons: 100/100 HP (x2600)
[N] Earth Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Earth Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Earth Buildings per turn.
[N] Earth Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Purple Worm Den: 30,000/30,000 HP, Purple Worms: 3,000/3,000 HP (x87), Burrow: IIII
[N] Fire Barracks: 45,000/45,000 HP, Fire Archons: 20/20 HP (x1780)
[N] Fire Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Fire Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Fire Buildings per turn.
[N] Fire Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Dragon Roost: 30,000/30,000 HP, Fire Drakes: 1,500/1,500 HP (x89), Scorched Earth: III
[N] Water Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x2740), Nautical.
[N] Water Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Water Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Water Buildings per turn.
[N] Sea Serpent Cove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x57), Coil: IIIIII
[N] Water Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Air Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Air Archons: 20/20 HP (x2350), Airborn, Evasive (40%).
[N] Air Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Air Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Air Buildings per turn.
[N] Air Spire: 15,000/15,000 HP
[N] Aviary: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rocs: 1,000/1,000 HP (x70), Airborn, Pickup: II
[N] Plant Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Plant Archons: 50/50 HP (x1230)
[N] Sacred Grove: 30,000/30,000 HP, Treant: 5,000/5,000 HP (x41), Can not attack Airborn entities, Tree Shepherd: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]
[N] Plant Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Plant Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Plant Buildings per turn.
[N] Energy Barracks: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Archons: 25/25 HP (x840), 40% Retribution Damage.
[N] Artillery Range: 30,000/30,000 HP, Energy Cannons: 500/500 HP (x28), Hyperbeam: IIIII
[N] Energy Core: 30,000/30,000 HP, Can not be targeted while Energy Minions are alive, Heals 5,000 HP in total to all Energy Buildings per turn.
[N] Demopan Barracks: 20,000/20,000 HP, Demopan: 1/1 HP (x48), Golden Demopan: IIII
[N] Charge Connector: 100,000/100,000, Cooldowns:
Noah: IIIII
[N]
Factory of High Quality Video Game Rips Version 0.7 HP: 30,000/30,000 HP, Rip Supporters: 4,700/4,700 HP, Generate High-Tier Rip Supporter IIII, GRANDDAD!? IIIIIII.

[PG] PG Embassy: Leads to PG Embassy. Aggressor Pro-Godmodders take criticals from Fortress entities and can be ejected from the Fortress. Pro-Godmodders gain regeneration while in the Fortress.
As soon as the message appears, it goes.

Spoils of War
(READY - 4/4) - Deck of Spellcards (2), pionoplayer
(READY - 5/5) - Gravitational Core (3), pionoplayer
(READY - 3/3) - Spider Spawner (1), Battlefury
(READY - 3/3) - Healing Tray (1), Battlefury
(RECHARGING - 5/5) - Scythe of Prevention (2), pionoplayer
(READY - 5/5) - Delta Spear (2), The_Topazian
(RECHARGING - 1/5) - Luminous Orb (2), pionoplayer
(READY - 5/5) - Soul Targeting Unit (3), The_Topazian
(READY - 5/5) - Incarnate of Hyperdeath (3), Battlefury
(READY - 6/6) - Annoying Dog (3), Battlefury
(READY - 8/8) - Spectre of the Tainted Kingdom (4), DoctorsHateHer
(READY - 8/8) - Splinter Buster (4), engie
(READY - 5/5) - Reflective Shroud (3), DoctorsHateHer
(READY - 5/5) - Corrupted Light (3), Battlefury
(RECHARGING - 4/6) - Sandstone Heart (4), NumberSoup
(READY - 6/6) - Monochrome Twig (4), Bomber57


Originally posted on 2016-07-29 20:35:00

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questo mondo non cambia, nemmeno se vuoi
questa gente che parla, che parla di noi
per tutta questa rabbia, per questi sogni in gabbia
se sto vivendo un dramma, sarà il mio momento
prima o poi, prima o poi
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Engie. It is time. You didn't kill me last round, so I guess I'm just gonna heal back to full health.

uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 4/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used.
giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened) 4/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get.
Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece.
uranium's umbrage orders: none yet
giga gun orders: none yet
16 spare charges
10/15 for spare charge
10/15 for spare charge
+1 to engie, cyan and ire

SONG, rather peeved that something has gone wrong ((Alicia, forget your awareness, he doesn't decide everything that happens in these posts)) decides to hijack Eric's body.
"whoa, hey hey hey, what are you doing?"
Fighting Verdana, do you really think you can do this yourself?
"...no."
And then the room is filled with impressive light.

Spare charge expended: Battle Prep!
Eric suddenly goes back to full health.

Spare charge expended: Sight! Spare charge expended: Strength! Spare charge expended: Presence!
I've already sort of explained this to Consumer, how this works is Eric now has a slot that is "powered" by 15 post charges. If I die while I have the passive active, it becomes "Empty", and I need to expend another 15 post charge to make it "Active" again. Or I can instead spend a full round (takes my action, but I can still charge) depowering it to make it "Inactive" so that I no longer receive the benefits, but at a later time can spend a full round to make it active again without having to spend a 15 charge, even if I've died in the interrim. There are going to be 3 such passives I'm creating this round, and it takes the full round to activate or de-active ONE. In order to do all three, I do in fact have to expend three full rounds of prep, or three 15 post charges if I die with them all active.

Sight:
All damage dealt while Sight is active bypasses any and all defensive measures (damage reduction, evasion, armor, probably barrier strength as well) bar those that consumer deems powerful enough (ie: godmodder dodging)
It also makes CHECK a free action for its owner.

Strength:
This grants a massive boost to pure attack power while active. However much consumer feels is appropriate.
This also grants a small defensive boost (in either the form of armor or health, whichever Consumer wants)

Presence:
Due to a small portion of omnipresence being granted, while this is active, Eric is in multiple places at once, meaning that status effects of any kind are incapable of hitting him
It also provides a small evade boost. (probably like 5 or 10%)

Finally... one last spare charge is expended... (I know this is a lot, but since none of them are actually being combined, each being for something separate, I don't actually have to use the charge connector. Hooray!)
Rough and Tumble Tussle Part 1 expended!

This is how it's going to work, SONG and Verdana are now both hyped up on anger, spite, magic and charged super modes, both want to punch the other into mulch, and have stopped caring about collateral damage.
Me and engie are going to start making strife posts back and forth, neither of us can make another strife post until the other has made another of theirs. This charge is to make it so that the collateral that SHOULD be happening from these attacks DOES, even though by standard DTG conventions, they normally wouldn't.

Rules are: We can't target anyone but each other or another player who has taken a potshot at us (to be explained later), nor do we get to specify which things and enemies are in the way of the attacks when they go off. We're haphazardly throwing each other into things, people and walls, we're not coherent enough to be picky.
This means that although we may very well be dealing lots of damage to pretty much all the Mates in the areas we tumble through, we are more than likely to crash through a room with other players in it, which may very well jeopardize them too.

Potshots: Once during the course of the strife per player, and only when we're in the same room as them (nobody else gets to move around using this charge, sorry guys, it's me and engie brawling right now, you guys'd get flattened) other people can choose to take a potshot at SONG or Verdana (your pick) this will add MORE collateral damage to the room your in, at the cost of some of your health when whoever you targeted counters. The potshot can be done in one of your regular posts, or in a dedicated strifepost. Pay attention though, if you try to take a potshot when we aren't in the same room, the attack will fizzle and you'll have wasted your only chance to take a potshot.

Ending: This is a fight to the death, thanks to Rule of Cool and the Rule of Narrative Closure, one of us will be dead at the end of the strife (not perma-dead, just dead dead), and the other will likely have taken a hefty amount of damage, this is another part of the price for the collateral damage effect. 30 posts of charge AND sacrificing a good chunk of health. Consumer is the one who decides who dies...
Unless somebody makes a conclusion post, admitting defeat. If that happens, not only is the one who dies chosen by me/engie (whichever chooses to die) it will give a good sized boost to all damage done by the Strife as a humility bonus, because really, neither of the players involved are known for taking losses gracefully.

Strife post numero uno...
SONG/eric walks up to Verdana.
"Listen here you hunk of stoneheaded idiocy."
"Calm the *@#$ down."
"I thought that maybe, just maybe, we could expect you to stay focused for once, but I guess not."

SONG slaps Verdana. It goes a bit too hard and launches Verdana into the Mates' side of the room, scattering them.
"Huh, oops. Been a while since I've had full control over a physical body like this."

Spoiler Alert

stock:
(cost listed by every alchemy)
obsidian chestplate, awakened (cost: 4): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a chance to deflect all absorbed damage back at the attacker.
obsidian helmet, awakened (cost: 4): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a chance to deflect all absorbed damage back at the attacker.
the Giga Gun (cost: 3): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Uranium's Umbrage (cost: 3): A sword made of reinforced uranium that leaks time energies, allowing you to split into 3 simultaneous copies of yourself temporarily, increasing your awareness and speed as well.
Gaia's Herald (cost: 3): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (cost: 3). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (cost: 3): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (cost: 3): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
Aurora's Longshot (cost: 3): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest.
Demeter's Gift (cost: 3): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists.
Shiva's Glory (cost: 3): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts.
Khione's Nails (cost: 3): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 15 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.
Charge Connector: 5 credits per charge strung together

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
Revan: 28
battlefury: 19
finalbattlestartsnow: 18
pricey: 24
topaz: 56
toast: 61
numbersoup: 60
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 91
Darkside: 24
ire: 14
Alicia: 61
sunnyau: 20
francisco: 4
Cyan: 17
bomber: 7
jondanger: 2

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.


Originally posted on 2016-07-29 21:21:00

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 Posted: Aug 11 2018, 07:16 PM
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5/5 Red Alert! DONE!
3/10 Cannon Fodder. (+2 from Alicia)
9/20 Left Bank Two. (+4 from Alicia, +4 from others)

Case By Equinox <^> Gear Awakener = Case By Equinox [A] (Level 7 - 1/forgotthemaths)
The awakened version of Case By Equinox allows the wielder to attack entities in other zones, due to spatial powers.
Glitch Stabiliser <^> Gear Awakener = Glitch Stabiliser [A] (Level 7 - 1/forgotthemaths)
Increases the Integral Armor (since it's a pretty unique effect) to 10%, while equipped. 'Destabiliser' form (for glitch based entities like Ets or Chaos) provides 10% dodge instead.

+1 to battlefury, ire and cyan

Red Alert EXPENDED!
Shielded Minibot summoned!
Shielded Minibot [N] - 10'000/10'000hp, Divine Shield (1hp).
Divine Shield: Blocks the first attack (that would hit the minibot) each turn.

I don't approve of this plan.
Noah: I don't approve of this plan.

Noah moves to Floor 4 and captchalogues some of the swords left behind. He makes sure to move into a rooms that Piono and Verdana aren't fighting in, and attack through Case By Equinox.

Thanks to Narrative retconning, Noah is no longer a dwarf. In fact, he longer ever was. I never really imagined him as one since my second attack as him. As a result of this Narrative retconning, the dog representing Noah loses half of it's name. As a result of THAT, it loses half it's HP, give or take.

Sackboy uses Costume Change! (which should be charged by now) to change to the inFamous's Good Cole costume. This causes electricity-based attacks to increase Prodigy by one, instead of damaging. He then moves to Floor 2, carrying the Beacon of Hope with it. The Magickoopas do a thing. A random thing, moving to Floor 2. The Scavenger moves to Floor 4 and impales the Voltorb Vault Orb with a crimson claw. The Fire Bros. move to Floor 2.

Originally posted on 2016-07-30 00:59:00
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Action: I go to Floor 2

The Priest of SiIvaGunner goes to Floor 2 and calls up SiIvaGunner.

Charges:

What? 11/20 +1 from Latedop and Alicia

What? Why? 11/20 +1 from Latedop and Alicia

Charge Storage: +1 from Chaos

+1 to FallenArchangel, battlefury and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Nah

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Can be Melee/Magical
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)
Offensive Gauntlet (Level 3) Insult Item but also uses for Melee

Damage Dealt: 120,500
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2


Originally posted on 2016-07-30 12:19:00
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