Using the awakener below...
uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 1/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used.
giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened) 1/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get.
Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece.
uranium's umbrage orders: none yet
giga gun orders: none yet
15 spare charges
9/15 for spare charge
9/15 for spare charge
+1 to bomber, numbersoup and engie

spare charge expended!
At consumer's request, I am spending a 15 post charge to make the gear awakener a designated alchemiter function.
How it works: put an alchemy at least 2 levels below the current cap into the function "alchemy <^> awakener"
The awakener will take your alchemy, give it a special effect based on it's flavor text, label it as (awakened), and up it's level by 2.
The time required to make the awakened version of the alchemy is the same as how much cost to make it originally, however, it consumes the alchemy used in the awakener to make the awakened version.
Any alchemy made with an awakened alchemy will be awakened, but require the same amount of time (basically, it'll be the same as what it was before, except 2 levels higher and with a special effect added). You cannot awaken alchemies that have already been awakened.

I add some cheese to my strategy and abuse CHECKing being a free action and CHECK all of the vault entities, plus the Composite.
I then proceed to take the Luminous orb and ricochet it between the Vault Shadows, Vault orbs and the composite.



Originally posted on 2016-07-23 23:56:00

So now, I request to be put in the idlers list but do not fear I shall return.

Nyarly tosses the dark tome of eldritch lore; How to Dodge for Dummies book to the Grot Orderly to boost its evasion rate. The book fly straight at the Grot, who nimbly manages to slide under the literary projectile, successfully dodging the book. The Orderly then trips and falls flat on his face. Yay.

Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 4/8)

Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 5/5)

Duplication Finished: Basic Lightsaber to Piono

Charge 4/20

HK-47 3/20(+2 Bomber)

+1 to Piono, Doc, and Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-07-24 00:56:00

-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10


I proceed to force the Blood tryant to eat an exploding cheesecake


Character:
3+ Armor from items
Immune to godmodder armor piercing

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

20/20 hooold
19/20 +1
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toa

Originally posted on 2016-07-24 01:02:00

Nyarly heads to his diner plans but before that he uses the corpses of several reptilians who immigrated to Earth illegally to reinforce Trump's Wall.

Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 6/8)

Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 5/5)

Duplication Finished: Basic Lightsaber to Piono

Charge 5/20

HK-47 5/20(+1 Battlefury)

+2 to Bomber and +1 Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-07-24 05:20:00

Before Action: I buy the Awoken Obsidian Armour set (A.O Chestplate and the A.O Helmet) also I return from my hiatus

Action: I refuel Razihel with some Dank memes and music.

Charges:

Factory of High Quality Video Game Rips Version 0.7 15/15! (This will be Neutral and is for the Fortress) +2 from Compensation from the Incident

I decide to build a monster making factory in the Fortress if they want to buy the monsters also it's based on SiIvaGunner and his own High Quality Video Game Rips.

Here how this works:

[N] Factory of High Quality Video Game Rips Version 0.7 HP: 30,000/30,000 Generates 1 Rip Supporter every turn. Generate High-Tier Rip Supporter IIII GRAND DAD!? IIIIIII

A Rip Supporter has 4,700 HP and is classified as a monster like the other elemental monsters and costs 1 CP to summon it (You can buy elemental Archons while buying this)

Generate High-Tier Rip Supporter creates a random High-Tier Rip Supporter from the list that I made

snow halation Rip Supporter has 15,000 HP but also gives the weak buff via TODOKETE

Loud Nigra Rip Supporter can be a little bit of Tankish but the screams always taunts your enemies (01 Entities only during the Mate's Base Raid)

DK Rap Rip Supporter/Coconut Gunner has roughly 10,000 HP and can shoot coconuts to deal damage

Also, I have a few more to list when I successfully upgraded to the Rebooted version (like the Simpsons Rips, Family Guy Rips, etc.)

GRAND DAD!? summons a 7 Grand Dad Rip Supporter which does everything above also haves 27,700 HP

Of course the summoned monsters only attack after you buy them but they cant do anything in the fort but only for waiting (Except the Factory which is Automatic and always expends a finished charge)

Something special coming up 19/20 +1 from Fallen Angel and +2 from Compensation from the Incident

What? 1/20

Charge Storage: NONE

+1 to battlefury13, FallenArchangel and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Giant Stone Middle Finger && Metal && Spikes = Offensive Gauntlet 3/4

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)

Damage Dealt: 106,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Originally posted on 2016-07-24 09:59:00

@Consumer, To be fair, you have a lot on your plate with P&S right now. I think delayed dops are kind of expected.

2 spare charge. (15)
15/15 Spare charge. (+1 from revan) DONE!
15/15 Mr. Fry. (+1 from battlefury) DOUBLE DONE!

+1 to battlefury, revan, cyan.

So, I use the charge connector to connect all of the charges above. That is, 4.

Holy gorilla.

I lost all my work because my tablet doesn't have enough RAM to have two tabs open at the same time.

EDIT:
I had an awesome intro, but that has since been lost because above.

Sackboy summoned!


Sackboy slaps the Maligant Ooze, followed by the Generic Hero and the Fire Bros. The Magickoopas do a thing. A random thing.

Noah tries to explain the Maligant Ooze's fate.
Noah: Okay, so, you're gonna be destroyed, we can all accept that.
Noah: I could tell you a bit about how that'll happen.
Noah: I guess.
Noah: So imagine a rhino, and a caterpillar.
Noah: Now they don't usually mix, of course, but bear with me.
Noah: This rhino is you, and the caterpillar is the Mates.
Noah: Now you are much larger than the mates, so therefore...
Noah: ...uh.
Noah: This is a really shitty analogy.
Noah: Let me start over.
Noah: Imagine you are...

He picks up the closest thing to him: the Stave of Air.

Noah: This staff.
Noah: And us anti-Conflict players are...

He picks up the furtherest thing from him, which so happens to be a fern from the Stanley Parable.

Noah: This fern.
Noah: Bad example, I know, but bear with me.
Noah: See, this fern will completely and utterly crush the stave of air in a one on one fight,
Noah: Because is really sharp, but the Stave of Air is blunt entirely.
Noah: So what I'm saying is you'rw going to die getting stabbed by a fern.
Noah: Wait, no.
Noah: Wow, that is not what I'm saying at all.
Noah: I mean, you are going to get stabbed by one at some point,
Noah: But that is way too shitty of an analogy.
Noah: Imagine you are an ooze.
Noah: Perhaps one of malevolent intent.
Noah: Maligant, if you will.
Noah: Bad example, I know, but bear with me.
Noah: Now imagine words were actually not actually words.
Noah: But ferns.
Noah: ...
Noah: Yep, this is ridiculous.
Noah: I think I should just destroy you instead of trying to explain things I don't understand with analogies neither of us understand.

Noah pulls the text box he was speaking in down, and begins pulling words out of it. As he does so, they transform into inconspicuous ferns. He uses the Stave of Air to pick up the ferns in an air pocket and launch them at high velocities at the Maligant Ooze. They slice through it like...like...

Noah: Like duct tape through a lion?

Like duct tape through a lion. That is to say, they shred it to pieces.

Originally posted on 2016-07-24 12:17:00

UPDATE FINISHED. I don't have much to say here, apart from the high amount of Distorted Travesty entities. Simply, go forth, and crush them.

Originally posted on 2016-07-24 22:18:00

I test out the Void Cannon by pistol-whipping the Malignant Ooze with it.

Crestfaller: 2/3

Bob: 16/20 (+1 from Engie)

+2 to Engie, +1 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-07-24 22:38:00

Verdana proceeds to steal two diamond swords, even though he most certainly does not need either of them, then proceeds to smash them together a bit with the help of somehow nicking the Alchemiter across time and space, and he has made...

...

Diamond Scissors.

Wow. Boring.

Well screw you too then!

Hey, there's a lot of potential applications for diamond swords, and all you do is glue two of them together? Talk about uninspired.

Well, let's see you do better, then!

Oh, I will! Just going to need to borrow a few things...


An invisible presence suddenly yanks one of the Vault Moths off of the battlefield, stretching and pulling on it, before ripping one of the moth's wings clean off, crushing the useless remains back on the battlefield in a messy gooey heap on the floor. Also the scissors have gone missing.

Alchemy
Vault Moth Wing || Diamond Sword Scissors = Winging It: 1/???

Charges
Dust To Dust: 20/20 (+2 from Jondanger, +2 from Alicia)

Verdana grins as the 20 post charge is absorbed into his body. He decides to check out his new power...

Oh. As it turns out, he can now summon "Dust Phantoms" of dead entities that fell on the battlefield to attack a target for him. Jeez. Guy's racking up a lot of passives... and utterly ruining the idea of morality. But I might not be much better with my ripping off moth wings to make giant diamond wingblades.

Spare charge: 7/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono)
+1 to Piono, +1 to Jondanger, +1 to Doctors

Originally posted on 2016-07-25 13:41:00

Action: I CHECK the Hex Circles.

Charges:

Something special coming up 20/20!

I decide to send something up for you It is a... Wait... That's not right... It's the High Quality Video Game Ripper's Friend

[AG] Priest of SiIvaGunner (or SilvaGunner)

HP: 80,000

Can Buff Silvagunner with the power of rips until he dies which loses it's mind and it will start blaring it's enemies with bad music and Loud Nigra (and other Sensory Abuse)

Specials:

Rip Cultist Summon: Summons a Rip Supporter which has 7,700 HP and can meatshield Silvagunner and attacks the enemies as well and has a cooldown of 3 turns.

ReBoot Time: Enters ReBooted mode after it uses this (It gets stronger as well) but only 1 use the time to charge is 7 turns.

Note: It is really good when it pairs with SilvaGunner but Tweak if you wish.

What? 2/20

What? Why? 1/20

Charge Storage: NONE

+1 to Noah, Razihel and Eric/piono.

Alchemies:
Giant Stone Middle Finger && Metal && Spikes = Offensive Gauntlet 4/4! I inspect this...

Inventory:
Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1)
Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...)

Damage Dealt: 106,000
Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4
Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Originally posted on 2016-07-25 18:23:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1469314599))

Using the awakener below... uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 1/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used. giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened) 1/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get. Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece. uranium's umbrage orders: none yet giga gun orders: none yet 15 spare charges 9/15 for spare charge 9/15 for spare charge +1 to bomber, numbersoup and engie spare charge expended! At consumer's request, I am spending a 15 post charge to make the gear awakener a designated alchemiter function. How it works: put an alchemy at least 2 levels below the current cap into the function "alchemy <^> awakener" The awakener will take your alchemy, give it a special effect based on it's flavor text, label it as (awakened), and up it's level by 2. The time required to make the awakened version of the alchemy is the same as how much cost to make it originally, however, it consumes the alchemy used in the awakener to make the awakened version. Any alchemy made with an awakened alchemy will be awakened, but require the same amount of time (basically, it'll be the same as what it was before, except 2 levels higher and with a special effect added). You cannot awaken alchemies that have already been awakened. I add some cheese to my strategy and abuse CHECKing being a free action and CHECK all of the vault entities, plus the Composite. I then proceed to take the Luminous orb and ricochet it between the Vault Shadows, Vault orbs and the composite.

The Gear Awakener is now an upgrade.
Vault Moth (50k HP, 5k * 2 DMG): A code-based entity deemed too dangerous for a sentient gaming program (the Darkness) to keep alive, so it was locked away in the Vault, a code sealing facility. Other than that, it only has a basic but multi-target attack.
Vault Shadow (60k HP, 10k DMG): Similar backstory to all other Vault Creatures. Happens to be Airborn when it's relevant.
Vault Orb (100k HP, 20k DMG): something something TRAPPED IN THE VAULT. On a more serious note, the Vault Orb takes half damage from attacks that don't share it's current colour, and double from attacks that do. For example, if it's colour was Red, and you blasted it with normal fire, you would crit, but if you blasted it with white fire, you would deal half damage as White =/= Red.
Composite (200k HP, 20k DMG): A mix between some of the most powerful entities inside the Mates Base. Due to the high mix of code inside this, this entity will require a full action to analyse.

You use the Luminous Orb, and blind the Shadows, Orb, and the Composite, although it appears to be somewhat resistant, dealing less damage compared to a full on stun.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1469318181))

So now, I request to be put in the idlers list but do not fear I shall return. Nyarly tosses the dark tome of eldritch lore; How to Dodge for Dummies book to the Grot Orderly to boost its evasion rate. The book fly straight at the Grot, who nimbly manages to slide under the literary projectile, successfully dodging the book. The Orderly then trips and falls flat on his face. Yay. Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 4/8) Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 5/5) Duplication Finished: Basic Lightsaber to Piono Charge 4/20 HK-47 3/20(+2 Bomber) +1 to Piono, Doc, and Dogman

You'll jump into the Idlers List at the end of your next post. The Grot Orderly gains 5% evasiveness.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1469318579))

-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 I proceed to force the Blood tryant to eat an exploding cheesecake Character: 3+ Armor from items Immune to godmodder armor piercing Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 20/20 hooold 19/20 +1 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toa

Your cruel attempts at retroactively forcing me to edit this in fail because the Blood Tyrant is DEUD.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1469334039))

Nyarly heads to his diner plans but before that he uses the corpses of several reptilians who immigrated to Earth illegally to reinforce Trump's Wall.  Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 6/8) Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 5/5) Duplication Finished: Basic Lightsaber to Piono Charge 5/20 HK-47 5/20(+1 Battlefury) +2 to Bomber and +1 Dogman

You go to a diner, before attempting to use the corpses of illegal reptilians.

**TheLoominarty /(|)\: ALL REPTILIANS ARE LEGAL. PRAISE /O\UR /O\VERL/O\RDS.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1469350774))

Before Action: I buy the Awoken Obsidian Armour set (A.O Chestplate and the A.O Helmet) also I return from my hiatus Action: I refuel Razihel with some Dank memes and music. Charges: Factory of High Quality Video Game Rips Version 0.7 15/15! (This will be Neutral and is for the Fortress) +2 from Compensation from the Incident I decide to build a monster making factory in the Fortress if they want to buy the monsters also it's based on SiIvaGunner and his own High Quality Video Game Rips. Here how this works: [N] Factory of High Quality Video Game Rips Version 0.7 HP: 30,000/30,000 Generates 1 Rip Supporter every turn. Generate High-Tier Rip Supporter IIII GRAND DAD!? IIIIIII A Rip Supporter has 4,700 HP and is classified as a monster like the other elemental monsters and costs 1 CP to summon it (You can buy elemental Archons while buying this) Generate High-Tier Rip Supporter creates a random High-Tier Rip Supporter from the list that I made snow halation Rip Supporter has 15,000 HP but also gives the weak buff via TODOKETE Loud Nigra Rip Supporter can be a little bit of Tankish but the screams always taunts your enemies (01 Entities only during the Mate's Base Raid) DK Rap Rip Supporter/Coconut Gunner has roughly 10,000 HP and can shoot coconuts to deal damage Also, I have a few more to list when I successfully upgraded to the Rebooted version (like the Simpsons Rips, Family Guy Rips, etc.) GRAND DAD!? summons a 7 Grand Dad Rip Supporter which does everything above also haves 27,700 HP Of course the summoned monsters only attack after you buy them but they cant do anything in the fort but only for waiting (Except the Factory which is Automatic and always expends a finished charge) Something special coming up 19/20 +1 from Fallen Angel and +2 from Compensation from the Incident What? 1/20 Charge Storage: NONE +1 to battlefury13, FallenArchangel and Eric/piono. Alchemies: Giant Stone Middle Finger && Metal && Spikes = Offensive Gauntlet 3/4 Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Damage Dealt: 106,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

You heal Razihel for 2 HP. Welcome back. You build a Factory, add it to the Fortress, and expect to get those sweet, sweet, Store Credit points. I'm not sure Piono's going to allow you to decide the cost of the troops you add, or necessarily add them as products,

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1469359043))

@Consumer, To be fair, you have a lot on your plate with P&S right now. I think delayed dops are kind of expected. 2 spare charge. (15) 15/15 Spare charge. (+1 from revan) DONE! 15/15 Mr. Fry. (+1 from battlefury) DOUBLE DONE! +1 to battlefury, revan, cyan. So, I use the charge connector to connect all of the charges above. That is, 4. Holy gorilla. I lost all my work because my tablet doesn't have enough RAM to have two tabs open at the same time. EDIT: I had an awesome intro, but that has since been lost because above. Sackboy summoned! Sackboy Sackboy [AG] (I'll still be in control, though) - 170'000hp - Variable attack. Costume Change!: II, Prodigy Charge: 0, Story Mode: IIIIIII Create Mode (Passive) : Sackboy's base attack is equal to that of the highest creativity bonus from this turn. So no spoil/crit shenanigans carry over, but buffs directly to Sackboy still apply (e.g. Portal to the Dimension of Anger). Costume Change: Sackboy changes into a new outfit, refreshing his health slightly and granting a permanent buff based on the outfit. Cooldown: 2 Prodigy: Sackboy creates an entity. He is given x charge points to work with. Charge time: x Story Mode: (Cooldown: 7) Sackboy uses a background template to change the terrain entirely. This will follow Sackboy if he changes locations, and can be any one of the following (at random): The Gardens - Uh. I honestly don't know. Halp. Allies have armor or regen, maybe? The Savannah - Summon 6-20 Meerkats every turn. The Wedding - Summons an friendly skeleton every second turn, which has a random effect. The Mines - Summons an Explosive Barrel every turn, which can be attacked by allies to make their attacks minicrit and splash, or attacked by enemies to defuse them. 3/3hp, takes 1 damage only, lose 1hp per turn. The Metropolis - Each turn, a random enemy or ally gets a 'paint job', nerfing or buffing them respectively. The Islands - Allies can choose to give an ally a mini/crit instead of attacking. The Temples - Allies can choose to vanish for a turn instead of attacking. The Frozen Tundra - Whenever a hostile entity attacks, it is inflicted with a stack of Chilled. Chilled reduces attack by 1/3 per stack, and 1 stack is removed whenever the inflicted entity chooses not to attack. Sackboy slaps the Maligant Ooze, followed by the Generic Hero and the Fire Bros. The Magickoopas do a thing. A random thing. Noah tries to explain the Maligant Ooze's fate. Noah: Okay, so, you're gonna be destroyed, we can all accept that. Noah: I could tell you a bit about how that'll happen. Noah: I guess. Noah: So imagine a rhino, and a caterpillar. Noah: Now they don't usually mix, of course, but bear with me. Noah: This rhino is you, and the caterpillar is the Mates. Noah: Now you are much larger than the mates, so therefore... Noah: ...uh. Noah: This is a really shitty analogy. Noah: Let me start over. Noah: Imagine you are... He picks up the closest thing to him: the Stave of Air. Noah: This staff. Noah: And us anti-Conflict players are... He picks up the furtherest thing from him, which so happens to be a fern from the Stanley Parable. Noah: This fern. Noah: Bad example, I know, but bear with me. Noah: See, this fern will completely and utterly crush the stave of air in a one on one fight, Noah: Because is really sharp, but the Stave of Air is blunt entirely. Noah: So what I'm saying is you'rw going to die getting stabbed by a fern. Noah: Wait, no. Noah: Wow, that is not what I'm saying at all. Noah: I mean, you are going to get stabbed by one at some point, Noah: But that is way too shitty of an analogy. Noah: Imagine you are an ooze. Noah: Perhaps one of malevolent intent. Noah: Maligant, if you will. Noah: Bad example, I know, but bear with me. Noah: Now imagine words were actually not actually words. Noah: But ferns. Noah: ... Noah: Yep, this is ridiculous. Noah: I think I should just destroy you instead of trying to explain things I don't understand with analogies neither of us understand. Noah pulls the text box he was speaking in down, and begins pulling words out of it. As he does so, they transform into inconspicuous ferns. He uses the Stave of Air to pick up the ferns in an air pocket and launch them at high velocities at the Maligant Ooze. They slice through it like...like... Noah: Like duct tape through a lion? Like duct tape through a lion. That is to say, they shred it to pieces.

True. I do start dops quite late, though. Sackboy summoned. You do an awesome speech, before throwing Ferns at the Malignant Ooze.
...
...
...

It holds its arm up, before its arm simply shifts to shield its whole body. While some of the ferns cut through like duct tape through a lion for 8,000 damage, the rest are tossed back at you, for (4 - 4) damage. It appears that projectiles are what it parries.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1469396293))

I test out the Void Cannon by pistol-whipping the Malignant Ooze with it. Crestfaller: 2/3 Bob: 16/20 (+1 from Engie) +2 to Engie, +1 to Piono

You attempt to strike the Ooze for 12,000 damage.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1469450510))

Verdana proceeds to steal two diamond swords, even though he most certainly does not need either of them, then proceeds to smash them together a bit with the help of somehow nicking the Alchemiter across time and space, and he has made... ... Diamond Scissors. Wow. Boring. Well screw you too then! Hey, there's a lot of potential applications for diamond swords, and all you do is glue two of them together? Talk about uninspired. Well, let's see you do better, then! Oh, I will! Just going to need to borrow a few things... An invisible presence suddenly yanks one of the Vault Moths off of the battlefield, stretching and pulling on it, before ripping one of the moth's wings clean off, crushing the useless remains back on the battlefield in a messy gooey heap on the floor. Also the scissors have gone missing. Alchemy Vault Moth Wing || Diamond Sword Scissors = Winging It: 1/??? Charges Dust To Dust: 20/20 (+2 from Jondanger, +2 from Alicia) Verdana grins as the 20 post charge is absorbed into his body. He decides to check out his new power... Oh. As it turns out, he can now summon "Dust Phantoms" of dead entities that fell on the battlefield to attack a target for him. Jeez. Guy's racking up a lot of passives... and utterly ruining the idea of morality. But I might not be much better with my ripping off moth wings to make giant diamond wingblades. Spare charge: 7/15 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Piono) +1 to Piono, +1 to Jondanger, +1 to Doctors

Vault Moth Wing || Diamond Sword Scissors = Winging It (Level 7: 1/8)
You pick the diamond swords up, before noticing the singular enchantment on them:
Absorb I. A quick read through the archives of the AscensionCraft Wiki tell you that this enchantment steals other enchantments, and magical Narrative forces (e.g. me) tell you that if applied correctly, these diamond swords could be a powerful artifact. I bet they seem more interesting now. This particular alchemy recipe was probably an excellent idea as well. A Vault Moth takes 24,000 critical damage and gains a stack of ©haos splinter, but does not become a messy gooey heap as it is not programmed to do so. Dust to Dust used, but nerfed into a two/four bar charge, depending on whether it's a permanent summon or a one off attack, or both, if you want.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1469467437))

Action: I CHECK the Hex Circles. Charges: Something special coming up 20/20! I decide to send something up for you It is a... Wait... That's not right... It's the High Quality Video Game Ripper's Friend [AG] Priest of SiIvaGunner (or SilvaGunner) HP: 80,000 Can Buff Silvagunner with the power of rips until he dies which loses it's mind and it will start blaring it's enemies with bad music and Loud Nigra (and other Sensory Abuse) Specials: Rip Cultist Summon: Summons a Rip Supporter which has 7,700 HP and can meatshield Silvagunner and attacks the enemies as well and has a cooldown of 3 turns. ReBoot Time: Enters ReBooted mode after it uses this (It gets stronger as well) but only 1 use the time to charge is 7 turns. Note: It is really good when it pairs with SilvaGunner but Tweak if you wish. What? 2/20 What? Why? 1/20 Charge Storage: NONE +1 to Noah, Razihel and Eric/piono. Alchemies: Giant Stone Middle Finger && Metal && Spikes = Offensive Gauntlet 4/4! I inspect this... Inventory: Magical Boxing Glove (Level 1) Air-Aspected Dead Bush (Level 0) (So useless I wont ever gonna use this...) Damage Dealt: 106,000 Enemies sent to Hell/Killed Enemies 4 Times Died/Sent to Hell myself 2

Offensive Gauntlet: A gauntlet, used for offense, that happens to also be very offensive.
Silva's Priest summoned, with his HP buffed.

Hex Circles (2 DMG): Actually repurposed stage hazards, made via l33t h4xing. Invulnerable to non-charged attacks and non-godmodding shenanigans.

Originally posted on 2016-07-25 20:03:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
OMNISCIENCE:
Floor 1: Vault Moths (x5), Generic Dogs (x8)
Chaos is put in the Idlers List, as is Revan. Everybody with Regen gains 1 HP. The Idol now belongs to Verdana, and the Mask to Razihel. The Scavenger manages to smash the Malignant Ooze for 15,000 damage.

The Malignant Ooze splits out three blocks of solid smile, which bounce toward Pricey, Jon and Utsuho for 15,000 / 4 damage each. It's legs then melt down, before it slides, similarly to a boat, towards the Neutrals, and slices through, dealing 10,000 damage to all Neutrals. It appears that it's parry conditions have reversed now, meaning that only melee attacks will work now, although they do put you at risk of attack. 100 Hex Circles attach themselves to the Malignant Ooze. A dog also barks here to fill up space, because why not?

Utsuho reascends to the status of 150+ Solar Power, before using her heavy Solar Power to heal herself for 30,200 HP. She and Orin then slowly realise that as they're bullet oriented, the Malignant Ooze is currently immune to their attacks, as well as being the only target. This forces her to only use the Zombie Fairies for 8,000 damage. Spinning circles of death then kill 80 of them. Silva blasts the Malignant Ooze with music for 10,000 HP, weakened by it's form, before it becomes tired of the onslaught it's getting, and moving fast, fast enough that Isty, Sackboy, and the Priest can not aim at it. Isty does heal herself for 15,000 HP, Sackboy charges up his charge, and the Priest forces a critical for Silva next turn. The Portal gives Anger to Da Boyz and the Sandstone Revenant.

demonologist uses her Anger to smash into the Malignant Ooze for 15,000 damage. The Generic Hero also leaps at the Malignant Ooze for 15,000 damage, while the Fire Bros. throw bullets at the Malignant Ooze, which simply lets them bounce off of it, killing 4 of them in reward for their hard work. Da Boyz charge in, while the Beacon of Hope Inspires the Scavenger and Jon. The Tainted Magikoopas do some random magic, and now Noah has 40 Hex Circles on his side. Yay. The Revenant gains 20,000 HP from the charges used this turn, before charging into the Malignant Ooze for 5,000 damage, being too weak to not get rebuffed. The Archons and Beasts rush towards the Malignant Ooze, before it absorbs the archons for a short while and knocks back the beasts, preventing their assaults.

This does not stop the Crimson Red attaching to it for a short while, and dealing 15,000 damage, but prevents the Everlasting from striking due to fear of harming its master. The Undead Cultist heals itself for 26,000 Life Force and HP. STRINGS is about to act but is forced to dodge the Ooze before acting.

Meanwhile in Floor 4 land, a bunch of Players use 3 shots to blast down Trump's Wall, before firing arrows at Eric for (6 - 3) damage. The Vault Moths realise that there is nothing to do against these enemies without help, and are unable to act. The Composite's eyes and senses flash around for a bit, before settling on Revan's. It then uses the force to throw Eric at a wall for (5 - 3) damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to all Pro-Godmodders, before healing Jon for 9 HP, and Utsuho for 40,000 HP, and putting the remaining Hex Circles in a bin before being useless. The bin attempts to swallow her for being useless so far, but she makes a decoy godmodder that conveniently happens to be linked to a Vault Moth. The Vault Moth promptly demonstrates what being eaten looks like inside the mouth, which isn't very pleasant.

stevei continues to be lonely, but teleports the Dancin' Skeleton into Floor 3. Unfortunately, it is not registered as a member of the Mates, and starts to get dogged, and dogged, and dogged, before it becomes a Dancin' Dog. He then opens up Notepad++, and writes down applications of Dogmodding, particularly turning towards the Portal and Beacon.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Destroy the Malignant Ooze.



-WHEN ALICIA DITCHES THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU CAN TELL THAT INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ELSEWHERE-
[/spoiler]

[THE MATES' BASE]
Locks: 4/4 Remaining.Floor 1:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Conflicting Sea (Nautical 01 entities critical, Nautical non-01 entities mini-crit.)
Distance to Key: 0.
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 23/24 HP, 1 AC.
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 11/22 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Inspiration: II.
[AG] Pricey12345: 15/20 HP, Regeneration (1 HP)

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 15/25 HP, 152,750 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP)
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed.
Hex Circles (x40)
Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b].
[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 20/20 HP.
[N] NumberSoup: 24/25 HP, 3 AC (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, Chestplate and Shield), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (30%)
[N] Unyielding Mech/Altra: 16/20 HP, Inspiration: I[b]I[/b].

[PG] Jondanger23: 10/20 HP, Barrier: 0/8,500 HP, Inspiration: I[b]I[/b].

[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Lightly Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Scratched, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Razihel).
[A] The Mask: Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Numbers).
[A] Get Out of Death Free Card: Switches between users, prevents a single death (Noah).

[N] Scavenger: 70,000/80,000 HP, Shell: 75,000/75,000 HP, +3 AC to the main body but Armour-Piercing is nullified while active, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack, Inspiration: I[b]I[/b].

[01] Malignant Ooze: 114,000/200,000 HP, Can Parry Attacks, Double-Action, Hex Circles (x100).
[01] Hex Circles (x161). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Dancin' Dog: 80,000/80,000 HP. Inflicts 5 stacks of the Mark of Dog instead of attacking.

[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 84,900/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Heaven and Hell Meltdown, Solar Power: 151% (+5% per turn, -5% per attack), Regeneration (10,000 HP), 100% Retribution Damage, Subterranean Sun: I[b]II[/b], α Mark: I.
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 66,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Spleen Eater, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x720)
[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 71,777/82,777 HP, Evasive (7%) + 14% per dodge, resetting on hit. A Grand New Era: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]III[/b].
[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 61,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: [b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b] (Kill Counter: 5/5, Strongest Kill: Terror Witch), Bag o' Disease: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b][/b]II[/b]I, Immune to Poison, Blinded, and any disease status effect
[AG] Portal to the Dimension of Anger: 67,500/67,000 HP, 'Global' +5,000 DMG, Inflicts Anger to 2 allies
[AG] Sackboy: 170,000/170,000 HP, Attack equivalent to the Creativity of the Strongest Player Attack, Costume Change!: II, Prodigy Charge: 1, Story Mode: IIIIIII.
[AG] Priest of SilvaGunner: 80,000/80,000 HP, Can Force Silva to Critical Instead of Attacking, Berserks on Silva's Death, Rip Cultist Summon: III, ReBoot Time: IIIIIII.
[AG] Ker'Athri, Archpriest of Noctura: 80,000/80,000 HP, In tentative existence.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 11/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Generic Hero: 39,500/60,000, Guarding Noah, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: IIIIIII
[N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x32), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.
[N] Dancin' Skeleton: 0/20,000 HP, Attacking Time!: [b]I[/b].
[N] Da Boyz: Engaged with a Mates Player.
Slugga Boyz: 4,000/4,000 HP (x9), 'Ere We Go!: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Beacon of Hope: 50,000/60,000, Non-Combat, Global Regeneration (2,500 HP), Grants Inspired to 2 Allies.
[N] Tainted Magikoopas: 0/8,000 HP, 8,000/8,000 HP (x8). Unpredictable, but random action. Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b]
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 90,000/100,000 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[N] Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x300), Nautical.
[N] Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x5), Nautical, Coil: IIIIII.

[PG] Crimson Red: 112,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain, Everlasting: 48,500/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 83,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 0 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 73,000/100,000 HP. While vulnerable, can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a new body within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks.

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)
[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 13/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Omniscience.

[PG] engie/Verdana: Healthy, 28% Attraction (-10% per turn), 1 AC (+1 Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction, Dust To Dust: II / IIII.

[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III)

[01] Blood Tyrant: 0/125,000 HP, Hex Circles (x55), Double-Action, Bullet Hell: I.
[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Glass Cannon Players: 10/10 HP (x5).
[01] Vault Moths: 0/50,000 HP, 47,000/50,000 HP, Chaos Splinter: I.
[01] Vault Shadows: 60,000/60,000 HP (x2), Blinded: II.
[01] Vault Orb: 100,000/100,000 HP. Colour: Red. 0.5x DMG Taken, Weakness: Being Struck with An Attack of the Same Colour, Blinded: II.
[01] Composite: 200,000/200,000 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, Solar Power: 100%, Hello Puppets: II, Field Serjery: II, Puppetmaster: [b]III[/b], Shatterpoint: [b]IIIIII[/b], Blinded: II.

[N] Trump's Wall: 0/25,000 HP, Guarding Verdana, 75% to take attacks for the Anti-Mates.
[N] Dok Buzzgob: 57,000/60,000 HP, Field Serjery: II, Soopa Juice: IIII.
[N] Grot Orderly: 3,000/3,000 HP, Evasive (65%)

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Laboratory (No effect.)
[N] ashkantsr: 20/20 HP

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable.




Originally posted on 2016-07-25 20:09:00

3/5 Red Alert! (+1 from engie and pricey)
1/20 Left Bank Two.

+1 to pricey, engie, piono


Originally posted on 2016-07-25 21:59:00

-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10


20/20
20/20
expend
[AG] Thief of dogbot 2.0 100,000/100,000 tricks learn: no fuck off, 50% evasive. teach a new dog new tricks: |||| skillsteal: |||||| statussteal
This powerful dog thief bot steals abilitys, attacks, and armor from it's enemys in order to become more powerful. It also gains 5% dodge per successful dodge, which ticks down after two turns,and steals attack power from it's enemy on dodge. It can also be taught tricks, giving it abilitys, allowing it to inflict status effects, and deal more damage. It can also be taught passives, such as nautical or airborne. It's main attack is weak, due to it;s thief ability, as well as the fact that it has low damage due to the fact that all damage dealt is returned as stolen HP, which can increase it's max HP if the dog;s HP is at max. Basically, overheal increases the health cap.

Skillsteal can steal a ability from a monster, gaining a full description of it. Depending upon the ability, it may be nerfed or buffed.

Status Steal allows for the dog to steal a buff from multiple targets, or take away a enemy's ability to inflict debuffs and gain the ability to inflict the stolen debuffs. Alternatively, it just allows the dog to inflict agony, then gravcursh. if there is no available targets.

Teach a new dog New Tricks causes the dog to gain a random ability and passive that benefits it.

It can also unlearn tricks that would be harmful or lethal to it.


Character:
3+ Armor from items
Immune to godmodder armor piercing

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

20/20 hooold
20/20 +1
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toa

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 00:18:00

Hey consumer, don't forget my action up there, I blinded some punks.
@pricey: I'm not going to handle people buying those, and I'm sort of iffy about having more "rent-a-mob" places that aren't my own in there, due to wanting to avoid another godmodder incursion.
Also, the thing is... a bit complicated for a Fortress mook spawner, to be honest, I don't want to have to handle that.
How's this? You can either sell it to me for 10 store credit, and I'll handle selling it off and that kind of stuff, or you hold onto it at the cost of half of all profits made from it.

toast's quadruple charge from last round is processed, as is bfury's double charge from this round.

uranium's umbrage <^> awakener = uranium's umbrage (awakened) 2/6. This sword grants temporary evade boosts every time used.
giga gun <^> awakener = giga gun (awakened) 2/6. The awakened form of the giga gun has a rev-up time, the more turns in a row you use it, the more of a damage boost you get.
Does anybody want to place orders? Any orders placed before the first batch gets off the line only cost 2 apiece instead of 4 apiece.
uranium's umbrage orders: none yet
giga gun orders: none yet
15 spare charges
14/15 for spare charge
14/15 for spare charge
+1 to pricey, engie and bfury

Having blinded a bunch of punks last round, Eric laughs, and pushes his hands forward.
"Two swords? Come on Verdana, I thought you could do better than that."
Air magic sweeps the numerous diamond swords off of their shelves and such like.
Eric smirks, and the swords rush forwards in a storm of death and destruction, cutting apart the Mates players before Eric pulls them back, leaving a small cloud of swords hovering around him.

The Sea serpents will use Coil on the Malignant Ooze.
Enjoy not being able to target anyone useful for the next round!



Originally posted on 2016-07-26 01:47:00

>Character Stats
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing

>Charges
payload.exe (18 / 20)
imscared.exe (10 / 20)
+1 to Pricey, +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast

>Action
You fools! Chaos's absence was but a RUSE! After long moments spent standing still to lower the foe's guard, Chaos spring forward and proceeds to trap the Malignant Ooze in a gigantic box, before flooding the whole thing with lava and flinging countless merciless killer elephants into it, which happen to be doused in Fire Resistance potions. The elephants maul and gore the ooze as the lava melts it!

Chaos then tosses a flaming dwarf covered in bombs into the box, which proceeds to pummel the ooze, burning all the while. The dwarf eventually explodes, leaving a gigantic crater where the box was. Chaos then proceeds to drown the ooze in standard-issue WATERDRANK™ brand water, and calls the crater the "Watery Crater Tomb of Ooze". Suddenly, a scale replica of the titanic falls out from a glitch portal, exploding the moment it hits the water. Somehow, this gets a surprise attack bonus.

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 07:07:00

/null

@Piono, I connected 4 charges last turn, don't forget to deduct the appropriate amount of credit.

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 07:50:00

Yes, Consumer. I would like to see DeviantArt's universes very much. In the words of BaumProductions, "I've already lost my sanity YEARS ago!"
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+1 to Toast.
+1 to Pricey.
+1 to Piono.
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ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 7/20 (+1 Toast, +1 Pricey)
Happy feet!
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 9/20 (+1 Piono)
Wombo Combo!.
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Sword of Flame - On
Creativity Matrix - Off
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SiivaGunner punches the Malignant Ooze. Repeatedly.
The Portal does its thing.
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Razihel pulls out his new weapon: the ReshiRazor.

White flames emanate from Razihel, scorching the Malignant Ooze.

He then strikes the enemy. Repeatedly, until the Ooze is just small pieces of slime.

A ring of white fire appears around the Ooze chunks, gradually closing in.

The ring turns into a firestorm, carrying the Ooze to the other side of the lobby.

Razihel then runs as fast as he can, readying his weapon.

The Ooze chunks get sliced in half. Then they spontaneously combust.

And another slash. And another one. Another one. Another one.

Much later, the Ooze is merely the size of atoms.

And another slash. The atoms are split.

The Ooze explodes.
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-Alchemies-
Rapier of Readiness <^> Awakener = Awakened Rapier of Readiness (Level 4) - (1/5)
Now inflicts Coated, which causes fire attacks to Ignite the enemy with the Coated debuff.
Flint && Stone && Snowball && 2 Generic High School Chorale uniforms && Megaphone && Half-eaten Donut && Glasses && 4-Alarm Hot Sauce || Singular Turntech Timetable = HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - (5/8)
I only make high quality video game alchemies.
-Inventory-
ReshiRazor (Level 5) - A sword that channels the three pillars of the internet: the l33tness of a katana, the edginess of a chainsaw, and the ??? of fire to contain the hideous power of DeviantArt.
Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - A bow, similar to the Daedalus Stormbow, which makes thunder arrows that deal huge damage fall from the sky at whichever the laser sight is pointing at.
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area.
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel.
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 11:15:00

DOP DONE. The Malignant Ooze is probably going to get healed soon, so you should probably try to stop that.
Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3. Oh great. This works. So much for security.

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 22:24:00

I pour liquid nitrogen on the Malignant Ooze. Did I say liquid nitrogen? Sorry, I meant liquid nitroglycerin.

Crestfaller: 3/3 done

Bob: 20/20 (+1 from Engie, +2 from Alicia111) well looks like this one is finished.

Bob:
HP: Around 50,000-60,000
Attacks:
Spawn Leech: Spawns a charger.
IPECAC: Deals damage to two enemies, and poisons one of them.
Bob's Rotten Head: Deals heavy damage to three enemies and poisons them. Takes three turns to charge up.
Passives:
Charger Infested: Spawns two chargers on death.
Poisonous: Immune to poison.

Charger:
HP: 5,000
Attacks:
Bite: Deals small damage to an enemy.
Charge: Deals damage to an enemy. Takes 2 turns to charge up.

+2 to Engie, +1 to Piono

Originally posted on 2016-07-26 23:23:00