QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1468869289))

i-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 RESPAN Character: 3+ Armor from items Immune to godmodder armor piercing Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 20/20 16/20 + 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toa

somewhere, somehow, a dog is always doing the respawny thing.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1468876156))

Well, that didn't work. Nyarlathotep tosses a rose on Verdana's crystals. He then arranges the Crystals into a formation spelling RIP. Nyarly  then sets down a pastel colored card, written in the bright colored interior lies the text of the old beings who are lost to time except for the Faceless God . The arcane runes project meaning into the mind of the Viewer. To those brave enough to gaze upon the text of ancients it reads: Hope you get well soon, -Nyarly He decides for some good old-fashioned payback for Verdana. Reinforced Mask && Anti-Godmodding Runes == Anti-Godmodding Mask (Level 7: 8/8) Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 3/5) Duplication in Progress: Basic Lightsaber to Bomber More Health 10/15 (+1 from Battlefury) Pay to Win 17/20 +1 to Piono, Doc, and Dogman

You raise Verdana's affection by 15%, even though he's already dead.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1468945636))

Duplication of both awakened pieces of obsidian armor: 5/7? Guys, anyone who buys the above two defensive alchemies right now will get them for only 4 (together) instead of 8 store credit. This is a one time offer, current pre-orders are: Bomber, Numbersoup, cyan, francisco, battlefury, revan. 13 spare charges 10/15 for spare charge 10/15 for spare charge +1 to engie, bfury and revan

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1468947590))

I take out a healing bar, then separate and eat one of the squares like a civilized person. Elite Dodgeball: 13/20 (Piono x1) Masterful Dodgeball: 1/20 +3 Piono Salt Shaker && Sniper Rifle = Sodium Overdose (3/6) Healing Bar && Healing Magics = Magical Healing Bar (4/6)

You eat chocolate and heal for 3 HP.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1468955806))

Nyarly phases out of the material plane along with Revan, it appears damaging them is quite the futile.  The attacks merely can't hit someone who isn't in the same dimensions as you. Nyarly salutes the Tyrant. Revan appears to be highly unnerved, she's not exactly familiar with eldritch abilites. Reinforced Mask && Anti-Godmodding Runes == Anti-Godmodding Mask (Level 7: 8/8) Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 3/5) Duplication Finished: Basic Lightsaber to Bomber More Health 11/15 (+1 from Piono) Pay to Win 18/20 +1 to Bomber, Manga, and Dogman

Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator == High-Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 1/8)
I think I already gave a description of the AG Mask, but it's effectively a mask that provides 1 armour and immunity to godmodder armour piercing. You attempt to blink out of reality, but find yourself shielding.

QUOTE (Unyielding mech @ (time=1468956696))

I walk a dangerous path. I may die but I will come back. Beware mariachi blossom. Targets bosses in floors. If I may my shotguns aren't powerful without a mariachi richual. So tell me if I candiru all Reapers shotguns level 5:3/10. He sees the chaos and sheds a blood tear. I remember a time when I had hope. So none shall cry, I Altra shall shoot you from your pedestal. Pressure vibrated anger increases. In unknown base : what's left of his vitals are breaking. Puzzle:I                                              Shan't                                                  Lose. Wait the puzzles done?  Well gues I'll talk. First I am to weak...until I get my upgrade then I'll try evolve. His shotguns are vibrating. A noise in his head says stay determined. Scared you shoot and your bullets disappear. Guess I'll try.

You, uh, RP. I think. There's something about Spanish Music, and also something about a fish that supposedly does some horrifying things. Also something about coming back after you die, which is something that all Descendants do. Your shotguns are powerful with a creative attack, unless Hispanic song is the only way you can do a creative attack. Your vitals are also bleeding out, so you probably want to go talk to Buzzgob or Isty to get that checked out or something, provided you convince them why saving your vitals is a good idea. You should try. You also claim to be too weak. I'm not sure. You haven't attacked, ever, so I can't prove or deny that.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1468960952))

2 spare charge. (15) 9/15 Spare charge. (+2 from various) *theme song here* 8/15 Mr. Fry. (+2 from various, since battlefury wasn't actually supposed to + anyone) +1 to battlefury, revan, cyan I might only get one post done today, I have a science assignment due tomorrow, which is incredibly important.

#letsalldietogether

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1468964191))

I kick Beezlebub into an alternate dimension where he is the only living thing. He then goes insane from loneliness. Bob: 11/20 (+2 from Alica111) Void Cannon: 3/4 +2 to Engie

Alica and her twin sister Alcia do not want to associate with the Pro-Godmodders, and have not assisted you. That's Alicia. Beezlebub takes a vacation into an alternate dimension. As a demon, he isn't that effected by it, but takes 7,000 damage regardless.

QUOTE (ashkantsr @ (time=1468968305))

well since last post didn't work i'll do this again i jump to floor 5 to see (wating to see what i see in floor 5 also i switch to neutral Welp time to write ze post [big][big][big][b][b][b]Book of anti goddmodding:5 6 out of 15[/b][/b][/b][/big][/big][/big] [big][big][big][b][b][b]hotel of Love: 3 4 out of 10[/b][/b][/b][/big][/big][/big]

oh, ah, sorry. I was going to do your thing as you've been away for so long that it's pointless to do the respawny thing, but you go to Floor 5, and notice vials, and potions. Potions, potions and yet more potions, laid out. No enemies are here, and no enemies spawn just yet. steve does note your existence.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1469015591))

WHERE IS MY REGEN. Also, Asmodeus should be rip right now. I used SoF, CM, and The Mask. That's a 12.5 thousand damage boost, a 1.5x creativity buff boost, and a guaranteed minicrit. ---- +1 to Toast. +2 to Piono. ---- !pU egamaD: 20/20 (+1 Toast) (Done!) ydduB Buddy! Preparing spare charge...: 3/15 (+1 Piono) Duh. ---- Sword of Flame - Active Creativity Matrix - Active ---- SiivaGunner attacks Beelzebub. The PTTDoF does its thing. ---- A red portal suddenly pops into existence in Floor 1 of the Mates' base. [AG] Portal To The Dimension of Anger 67,500 HP. Can't attack. Global damage up (5,000 DMG). Gives Anger to 3 random allied entities (The 01 aren't counted as allies.). Anger (buff): Basically just minicrits. Lasts for 1 turn. LITERALLY JUST THE BEACON OF HOPE BUT WITH THINGS PERTAINING TO DAMAGE. ---- The Lunatic Cultist has decided that enough Eldritch Shipping is enough. He flies outta Terraria and into Minecraft, brining the summoning sigil with him. "It's time to stop!" Unfortunately, shippers are too strong a force for a skrub like him to control. So he just drops the sigil into Beelzebub. Turns out the sigil is made of really heavy metal and his majjyks (the yellow flame things) were holding it up at the Dungeon. Beelzebub was hit by the force of 666 anvils. To add more injury to injury, Razihel just shoots him with Indra Airstrike. Multiple times. He then takes a doomed timeline copy of Anotherbrushland, and then smashes it into the forum. The website in which this game is hosted. The temmies from ash's post fall into P&S land, falling onto Beelzebub.                                                                                                                                                                             oh, uh I thought I removed them. guess that happened. They proceed to downgrade Beelzebub's Mark of Tem to 10. Sorry, did I say downgrade? I meant UPGRADE. Beelzebub explodes, and gets upgraded into a temmie with 1/4th of the original stats. By upgrade, I meant DOWNGRADE. What used to be Beelzebub catches HOIVS, and then spontaneously combusts. Toppest of keks.

Sorry about the Creativity Matrix, but if alchemies don't work in the sense of the attack, then I won't allow them to be used. Your attacks has nothing to do with swords or flame, or Swords of Flame, so it doesn't work. The same applies here. Beelzebub takes 21,000 damage from things, while you take 4 damage for missing out 16,000 damage from base, as stated by Battlefury on pesterchum.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1469023592))

Verdana's response to running out of integrity is to suddenly turn into a large pile of red crystals. Dust To Dust: 11/20 (+2 from Alicia, +2 from Piono, +2 from Jondanger, -1 from being dead) Spare charge: 2/15 (+2 from Alicia, -1 from being dead) Dead people cannot give +charge to anyone, sowwy

You respawn, except you don't respawn, as you're doing the crystally thing, except you respawn, as that's the rules, except that you're crystals, so uh, you're doing the crystally thing, I guess.

QUOTE (Bomber57 @ (time=1469037644))

Irongutta revives. Da Boyz will keep doing what they do best while Dok Buzzgob will assist in their assault on the Mates players. +3 to Piono Charges: A Couple of Cans: 6/20 (+1 from Revan) "Oi! Why'z I walking!?": 1/15 Alchemies: Mek's Wrench && Steel Sword Blade && Plasteel Scraps = 'Uge Wrench (Level 3: 2/4) The equivalent of an 'Uge Choppa wielded by some Boyz or Nobz, this is simply a bigger version of his old wrench with a sharp blade on the other side of the head. The weapon is also reinforced with some bits of Plasteel that have been pounded into flat plates and bolted on. Would probably be unwieldy in the hands of a smaller Ork. Tesla Coils && Dual Plasma Battery && "Super Konduktor" Wiring && Looted Shield Drone Bits = Kustom Force Field Generator (Level 5: 3/5) These devices are commonplace among successful Meks who use them to protect themselves or their creations. These devices are typically worn on their back and project a protective bubble around themselves that, despite crackling with energy or spewing noxious smoke, is extremely effective in their purpose. Irongutta managing to loot a Tau Shield Drone was extremely helpful in the creation of this device.

Ya do da respawny ting.

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 19:49:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
OMNISCIENCE: stevei's summons appear to be blocked out for whatever reasons. Alicia is also smiling.
Floor 4: Glass Cannon Players (x5), Vault Creatures (x5), Darkness Entity Aggregator 0.1x (x1)
Razihel gains 1 HP, while the damage boost is converted into a crit chance. Chaos gains 1 GS, Piono, NumberSoup and Noah gain 1 HP. Revan gains 1 Rage. The Scavenger strikes Surt, causing it to fade into dust. The Idol now belongs to SONG and the Mask now belongs to Noah.

The Diseased Mates Players take 4 damage, before blasting demonologist with arrows for a massive 10 damage. Oberon takes a mini-critical 30,000 damage from Spleen Eater, and promptly perishes before it can act. Mara uses Doping. The demons slowly grow large as they gain 15,000 current and max HP, before Anti-Cheat plug-ins kick in, and Mara loses 30,000 HP. Theremaining demons smash Utsuho for 15,000 damage, but each take 5,000 damage. The Guardians blast Chaos and Jon, each dealling 10 damage. The first Personification throws a Scythe at the Scavenger, dealling 0 damage. Instead, a shell forms around it, nullifying its armour-piercing properities. Another scythe reaches out from thin air, before 2 Tainted Magikoopas are cut into oblivion, even though the attack should only deal 1 damage. The sheer chaos in their nature starts a countdown on the Personifications. The final Personification slides a blade through Oberon's corpse. The dog from earlier appears, before slapping a nautical sign on the Prototype Guardians. Considering that they already currently deal 40k damage in total with a 10% defense debuff, they should probably be brought down fast.


Server glitches happen, and the Anti-Mates find themselves caught off guard for a few seconds, before Utsuho immediately starts off by blasting the Personifications with Heaven and Hell Meltdown for 14,400 damage. Rin sets up a bomb on Surt, SilvaGunner fires at Beelzebub for 15,000 damage, while Isty decapitates Mara, bringing her Kill Counter up to 5. Hello Puppets is now usable. Unless I'm wrong, the strongest kill was the Terror Witch killed to summon her, and I can only remember that and Surt, so use that. The Portal grants Anger to Utsuho and demonologist.

demonologist strikes Beezlebub for 10,000 damage. The Generic Hero smashes Beezlebub for 15,000 damage, before the Dancin Skeleton does its thing and finishes it off. The Fire Bros. blast a Prototype Guardian for 15,000 damage, and inflict Burn. Da Boyz find that the Mates Player they were engaged with has died the death, and find themselves charging yet again. Da Dok cuts up a Mates Player for 4 damage. The Grot continues to be useless. The Beacon of Hope grants mass heal and gives Inspiration to Razihel and Altra. The Tainted Magikoopas blink out of reality, before shapes and taint surround and feed into Razihel and Chaos, healing them both for 4 HP. The Revenant gains 5,000 HP and 5,000 attack, before sand shields Jondanger, granting him a barrier. The Crimson Red's Everlasting and tendrils eat Asmodeus, while the Zombie Cultist smashes a Mates Player for 6 damage. STRINGS then attacks a different Mates Player for 4 damage.

Nothing happens in Floor 4 as nobody's there. Nothing happens in Floor 5 just yet.

stevei is lonely and has no assists to give out, but kindly bumps the Tainted Magikoopa's Mark of Dog up to 5, before sharing that with Noah. He also thinks about playing tennis, for whatever reason, with himself at Distance to Key 0.

Alicia gives a +2 to all PGs and a +1 to Irongutta and ashkantsr, before the low HP Mates players and remaining demon conveniently sink into the ground, pushing the anti-Mates forward by 30 blocks.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Find and use opportunities to permanent or semi-permanently finish off enemy entities to progress further.
[ALL]



-WHEN ALICIA DITCHES THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU CAN TELL THAT INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ELSEWHERE-
[/spoiler]

[THE MATES' BASE]
Locks: 4/4 Remaining.Floor 1:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Conflicting Sea (Nautical 01 entities critical, Nautical non-01 entities mini-crit.)
Distance to Key: 60.
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 23/24 HP, 1 AC.
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 8/22 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Inspiration: II.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 4/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS)

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 20/25 HP, 152,750 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP), Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b].
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed.
[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 20/20 HP.
[N] NumberSoup: 22/25 HP, 3 AC (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, Chestplate and Shield), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (30%)
[N] Unyielding Mech/Altra: 18/20 HP, Inspiration: I[b]I[/b].

[PG] Jondanger23: 4/20 HP, Barrier: 8,500/8,500 HP.

[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Lightly Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Scratched, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (SONG).
[A] The Mask: Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Noah).

[N] Scavenger: 70,000/80,000 HP, Shell: 75,000/75,000 HP, +3 AC to the main body but Armour-Piercing is nullified while active, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack.

[01] memates pluhurs: 0/20 HP (x3), Engaged with Da Boyz, Ethernos: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b], Necroa: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b], 20/20 HP (x5), Memes: I.
[01] The Despaired: 8/8 HP, Inflict Depression.
[01] SMT Demons: 35/200 MP, Regeneration (40 MP)
Oberon: 0/40,000 HP, Hex Circles (x100), Spleen Eater: I, Makaraharn: 50 MP. ENTROPY HAS REAPED THIS VESSEL
Mara: 0/55,000 HP, Doping: 45 MP.
Asmodeus: 0/55,000 HP, Blight: 14 MP.
Beelzebub: 0/55,000 HP, Death Flies: 50 MP.
Surt: 0/55,000, Ragnarok: 30 MP, Spleen Eater: I
[01] Hex Circles (x301). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Prototype Guardians: 35,000/50,000 HP, Burn: I, 50,000/50,000 HP (x3). Inflicts α Mark.

[H] Personifications: 38,266/66,666 HP (x2), 42,166/26,666 HP, 65/65 MP, Diarahan: 15 MP, Makaraharn, Near Impossible to Predict but commonly copy or take abilities, <0>: I.

[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 37,700/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Heaven and Hell Meltdown, Solar Power: 141% (+10% per turn), 100% Retribution Damage, Subterranean Sun: I[b]II[/b], α Mark: II, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 66,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Spleen Eater, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x800)
[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 79,777/82,777 HP, Evasive (7%) + 14% per dodge, resetting on hit. A Grand New Era: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b].
[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 46,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: IIIII (Kill Counter: 5/5, Strongest Kill: Terror Witch), Bag o' Disease: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b]I, Immune to Poison, Blinded, and any disease status effect
[AG] Portal to the Dimension of Anger: 67,500/67,000, 'Global' +5,000 DMG, Inflicts Anger to 2 allies, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[AG] Ker'Athri, Archpriest of Noctura: 80,000/80,000 HP, In tentative existence.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 11/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour.
[N] Generic Hero: 49,500/60,000, Guarding Noah, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: II[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b], Inspiration: I.
[N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x31), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.
[N] Dancin' Skeleton: 15,000/20,000 HP, Attacking Time!: I.
[N] Da Boyz: Engaged with a Mates Player.
Slugga Boyz: 4,000/4,000 HP (x11), 'Ere We Go!: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b].
[N] Dok Buzzgob: 57,000/60,000 HP, Field Serjery: [b]II[/b], Soopa Juice: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b].
[N] Grot Orderly: 3,000/3,000 HP, Evasive (60%)
[N] Beacon of Hope: 60,000/60,000, Non-Combat, Global Regeneration (2,500 HP), Grants Inspired to 2 Allies.
[N] Tainted Magikoopas: 0/8,000 HP (x2), 8,000/8,000 HP (x8). Unpredictable, but random action. Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b]
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 80,000/80,000 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used.

[PG] Crimson Red: 112,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain, Everlasting: 48,500/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 57,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 26,000 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 81,000/100,000 HP. While vulnerable, can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a new body within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks, Inspiration: I.

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)
[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 12/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Omniscience.

[PG] engie/Verdana: Crystalline but Perfectly Healthy, 38% Attraction (-10% per turn), 1 AC (+Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction

[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Revan + Nyarlohotep: 20/20 HP, SHIELDED, 2 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 50% Retribution Damage, 5 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 15,000/40,000 HP, Healing Item: [b]IIIII[/b].

[01] Blood Tyrant: 23,500/125,000 HP, Hex Circles (x55), Double-Action, Bullet Hell: I.
[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Laboratory (No effect.)
[N] ashkantsr: 20/20 HP

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable.




Originally posted on 2016-07-20 19:56:00

Duplication of both awakened pieces of obsidian armor: 6/7?
Guys, anyone who buys the above two defensive alchemies right now will get them for only 4 (together) instead of 8 store credit. This is a one time offer, current pre-orders are: Bomber, Numbersoup, cyan, francisco, battlefury, revan.
13 spare charges
15/15 for spare charge
15/15 for spare charge
2/15 for spare charge
2/15 for spare charge
+1 to numbersoup, cyan and bomber

300 water archons and 10 sea serpents appear in Floor 1, all of them being not only nautical but beings elementally infused with water, they gain access to those nifty minicrits.
25K damage base, minicrits will raise it higher.

Eric shrugs, and decides that he's going to be a jerk.
He then proceeds to pull out Shiva's Glory, and fire a large blast of energy at the Blood Tyrant.
Thanks to his armor, he is capable of completely tanking 55% of the damage of any of the attacks he is capable of putting out easily. The hex circles simply cannot touch him anymore...
Unless he were to use a charged attack, but that would be stupid. It's easier to just stab it to death while taking no damage.



Originally posted on 2016-07-20 21:29:00

Revan greets the Blood Tyrant with a friendly Lightsaber to the chest, carving an X into the behemoth. The Tyrant retreats backwards giving her just enough breathing room to Grip the Blood Tyrant before slamming it into the Floor repeatedly. The Floor flatout appears to be almost caving in with the Tyrant bleeding on the floor. Revan walks over to prone the Tyrant before slamming her lightsbaer into it and cutting into it. She Grips it once again and flings it farther off into the Floor casting the thing away from her. Revan pulls out her blaster and fires some shots into its frame. They tear into the Blood Tyrant ripping holes through the freak.

She isn't used to this overkilling stuff. One swing of a Lightsaber usually killed most beings.

She also equips her Anti -Godmodding Mask for 3 armor.
Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 2/8)

Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 4/5)

Duplication in Progress: Basic Lightsaber to Piono

More Health 12/15(+1 from Doc)

Shatterpoint 20/20 (+1 Doc)

A charged ability now, every 6 turns Revan can find a Shatterpoint on an entity. This marks a point on the targeted entity no matter how small as a weakness. This acts as a sort of Mark on the Entity either lowering/bypassing armo/defenser or making it take more damage.

+1 to Doc, Dogman, and Piono

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 22:47:00

The mariachi thing is a reference to a cosmetic upgrade for Reaper, from Overwatch.

/nullastella

Numbers, could you remove this?

Originally posted on 2016-07-21 03:19:00

The mariachi thing is a reference to a cosmetic upgrade for Reaper, from Overwatch. His ultimate is called Death Blossom, so Mariachi Blossom would be the 'mariachi equivalent'.

2 spare charge. (15)
10/15 Spare charge. (+2 from various)
*theme song here*
10/15 Mr. Fry. (+1 from revan)

+1 to ire, fransisco and engie

EDIT: Ah heck. Numbers, could you delete the nullpost? I had meant to edit it.

analogies.atk

The Generic Hero uses Generic Artifact. I suggest the following artifact, but you can overrule it to bring something more interesting/balanced in, if you like:

'Get Out of Hell Free' Card
Instantly revives the holder with half HP, rounded up. Switches between players.

Originally posted on 2016-07-21 03:31:00

Nyarly snags the Hex Circles and juggles them around tossing the things about with the stupidest looking expression from his glowing eyes. He then plays a game of Ring Toss flinging them upon the Tyrant. They all miss and shatter upon the ground before Nyarlathotep shrugs. He then attempts to uses his Gentlemanly Cane to play a game with a Hoop and a Stick. However he merely had Circles, which are far less fun. They feel quite inferior to hoops and explode into a shower of despair and Chaos Magic. Mostly Chaos Magic casted by Nyarlathotep which overloaded the poor rings.

He also apologized to Verdana, for he needs Verdana to get quite angry and murderlize Stevei.

Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 3/8)

Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 5/5)

Duplication in Progress: Basic Lightsaber to Piono

More Health 15/15 (+2 LateDop)
More Health for Yours Truly. Yay.

Charge 3/20 (+2 LateDop)
+1 to Bomber, Manga and Piono

Originally posted on 2016-07-21 06:19:00

2 spare charge. (15)
13/15 Spare charge. (+2 from delay)
*theme song here*
13/15 Mr. Fry. (+2 from delay)

+1 to battlefury, revan, cyan


Originally posted on 2016-07-21 07:19:00

Archangel does a little dance and makes a placeholder.

Originally posted on 2016-07-21 20:40:00

DOP DONE. BUT NOT DONE. BUT DONE. ARGH. Details above.

BUT ACTUALLY DONE. BUT NOT DONE. DETAILS AS TITLE TAG. Why am I still speaking in caps-lock?

Originally posted on 2016-07-21 22:29:00

I throw a spoon at Beezlebub.

The spoon is made out of neutron star material.

Bob: 14/20 (+2 from update compensation)

Void Cannon: 4/4 complete

also another alchemy

Ice Titan Essence && Laser Rifle = Crestfaller (Level ???: 1/?)

+2 to engie

Originally posted on 2016-07-21 22:58:00

Consumer cannot even.
Consumer cannot even.
Consumer cannot even.
CONSUMER CANNOT EVEN.
/nullkek

Originally posted on 2016-07-22 09:02:00

Yay.
----
+1 to Toast.
+2 to Piono.
----
All charges +2.
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 4/20 (+1 Toast)
Happy feet!
ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 7/20 (+1 Piono)
Wombo Combo!.
----
Sword of Flame - Off
Creativity Matrix - Off
----
SiivaGunner memes the Prototype Guardians to death.
The Portal does its thing, then realizes that it has applied its buff to ITSELF, even if it can't attack. It then emits a laughing sound, even with it having no mouth.
----
Razihel throws a lingering potion of level 2 healing on his feet. Somehow, he is being healed EVERY tick by standing in the particle-y area.

But it wasn't healing fluid inside. It was an enchanted sandstorm.

-UNCLASSIFIED BATTLE TECHNIQUE: DARUDE'S SANDSTORM-

The Ascendant's Sandstorm returns.

The music (which is Darude - Sandstorm) gets gradually louder.

Darude has come.

du du du du du du du du du du du du du du

Many "du"s/musical notes fly into the Prototype Guardians, exploding them with meme energies.

Sand gets in their eyes, and then they get eaten by sand sharks.

Doritos rain from the sky, and they get cut by every single one of them.

The sandstorm ends, and Darude leaves the base.
----
-Alchemies-
Iron Katana && Chainsaw && White Fire Essence && Soul of DeviantArt = ReshiRazor (Level 5) - (6/6) (Done!)
Pls provide good description pls.
Flint && Stone && Snowball && 2 Generic High School Chorale uniforms && Megaphone && Half-eaten Donut && Glasses && 4-Alarm Hot Sauce || Singular Turntech Timetable = HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - (4/8)
I only make high quality video game alchemies.
-Inventory-
Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - A bow, similar to the Daedalus Stormbow, which makes thunder arrows that deal huge damage fall from the sky at whichever the laser sight is pointing at.
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area.
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel.
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

Originally posted on 2016-07-22 14:33:00

Verdana realizes that the enemy team are gonna doubleaction, and responds by contracting Donald Trump Industries to help him build a wall, and make the Mexicans pay for it. There is now a big flying wall in the way of potential enemy attacks. In true Verdana fashion, he had it build in such a way that, while it does assist those nearby players working with him, of course he gets a higher benefit from The Wall. And, due to my tiredness, I'll leave the actual important shit up to someone else because asdfghjkl

Dust To Dust: 15/20 (+2 from Jondanger, +1 from Doctors)
Spare charge: 3/15
+1 to Piono, +1 to Jondanger, +1 to Doctors

Originally posted on 2016-07-22 14:35:00

-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10


i proceed to dropkick the blood tryant out the window.



Character:
3+ Armor from items
Immune to godmodder armor piercing

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

20/20 hooold
17/20 +
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toa

Originally posted on 2016-07-22 16:22:00

I used the limited wand to launch a barrage of mostly-harmless spells at Beelzebub.

---

Elite Dodgeball: 17/20 (Free x2, Piono x1)
Masterful Dodgeball: 4/20 (Free x2)

+3 Piono

Salt Shaker && Sniper Rifle = Sodium Overdose (4/6)
Healing Bar && Healing Magics = Magical Healing Bar (5/6)



Originally posted on 2016-07-22 20:38:00

Duplication of both awakened pieces of obsidian armor: 7/7
The following players receive copies of the awakened obsidian armor Bomber, Numbersoup, cyan, francisco, battlefury, revan.
15 spare charges
8/15 for spare charge
7/15 for spare charge
+1 to revan, cyan and numbersoup

Eric charges towards the Blood Tyrant with Hephestus' Cleaver.
Time to end this.
A massive fiery strike swings downwards, carving into the Blood Tyrant at high speed, slicing it in half.



Originally posted on 2016-07-23 04:56:00

Irongutta decides to attack a Mates player, but instead of charging or shooting at him he approaches all sneaky-like. The Mates player is entirely unaware of what was about to hit him, as suddenly the massive Ork was behind him. All it took was one good sucker punch to KO the Mates player. They blacked out for a few moments, only to wake up and find themselves facing the Ork... upside-down? Irongutta was holding the Mates player by one leg and dangling them upside down in front of him. Bearing a malicious grin, either for intimidation or because he was actually smiling, he proceeds to use the poor soul as his personal punching bag. After the beatdown is done, he drops the unconscious Mates player to the ground.

Da Boyz will continue their charge at the next Mates player, holding off on using 'Ere We Go! to save it for when they are closer to the gits. Dok Buzzgob will ascend to the fourth floor by tying a rope to his Grot Orderly and throwing him up at the hole in the external wall, using the grot as some kind of grappling hook. After a moment, the runty creature has tied a decent knot, allowing Buzzgob to ascend the rope to the fourth floor. Once there, he heals Piono.

---

+1 to Piono, +2 to Revan

Charges:
A Couple of Cans: 9/20 (+1 from Revan, +1 from Piono)
"Oi! Why'z I walking!?": 2/15

Alchemies:
Mek's Wrench && Steel Sword Blade && Plasteel Scraps = 'Uge Wrench (Level 3: 3/4)
The equivalent of an 'Uge Choppa wielded by some Boyz or Nobz, this is simply a bigger version of his old wrench with a sharp blade on the other side of the head. The weapon is also reinforced with some bits of Plasteel that have been pounded into flat plates and bolted on. Would probably be unwieldy in the hands of a smaller Ork.

Tesla Coils && Dual Plasma Battery && "Super Konduktor" Wiring && Looted Shield Drone Bits = Kustom Force Field Generator (Level 5: 4/5)
These devices are commonplace among successful Meks who use them to protect themselves or their creations. These devices are typically worn on their back and project a protective bubble around themselves that, despite crackling with energy or spewing noxious smoke, is extremely effective in their purpose. Irongutta managing to loot a Tau Shield Drone was extremely helpful in the creation of this device.

Originally posted on 2016-07-23 18:26:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1469046576))

Duplication of both awakened pieces of obsidian armor: 6/7? Guys, anyone who buys the above two defensive alchemies right now will get them for only 4 (together) instead of 8 store credit. This is a one time offer, current pre-orders are: Bomber, Numbersoup, cyan, francisco, battlefury, revan. 13 spare charges 15/15 for spare charge 15/15 for spare charge 2/15 for spare charge 2/15 for spare charge +1 to numbersoup, cyan and bomber 300 water archons and 10 sea serpents appear in Floor 1, all of them being not only nautical but beings elementally infused with water, they gain access to those nifty minicrits. 25K damage base, minicrits will raise it higher. Eric shrugs, and decides that he's going to be a jerk. He then proceeds to pull out Shiva's Glory, and fire a large blast of energy at the Blood Tyrant. Thanks to his armor, he is capable of completely tanking 55% of the damage of any of the attacks he is capable of putting out easily. The hex circles simply cannot touch him anymore... Unless he were to use a charged attack, but that would be stupid. It's easier to just stab it to death while taking no damage.

Via the powers of teleportation, Archons and Beasts drop into Floor 1. Your armour does nothing to recoil but you continue to do 14,500 damage to the Blood Tyrant. You then take 2 damage.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1469051263))

Revan greets the Blood Tyrant with a friendly Lightsaber to the chest, carving an X into the behemoth. The Tyrant retreats backwards giving her just enough breathing room to Grip the Blood Tyrant before slamming it into the Floor repeatedly. The Floor flatout appears to be almost caving in with the Tyrant bleeding on the floor. Revan walks over to prone the Tyrant before slamming her lightsbaer into it and cutting into it. She Grips it once again and flings it farther off into the Floor casting the thing away from her. Revan pulls out her blaster and fires some shots into its frame. They tear into the Blood Tyrant ripping holes through the freak. She isn't used to this overkilling stuff. One swing of a Lightsaber usually killed most beings. She also equips her Anti -Godmodding Mask for 3 armor. Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 2/8) Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 4/5) Duplication in Progress: Basic Lightsaber to Piono More Health 12/15(+1 from Doc) Shatterpoint 20/20 (+1 Doc) A charged ability now, every 6 turns Revan can find a Shatterpoint on an entity. This marks a point on the targeted entity no matter how small as a weakness. This acts as a sort of Mark on the Entity either lowering/bypassing armo/defenser or making it take more damage. +1 to Doc, Dogman, and Piono

The Blood Tyrant explodes in a blast of 0s and 1s, as a red coin drops. You pick it up. You now have 100 more Internetz, whatever those are. Shatterpoint given.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1469067598))

The mariachi thing is a reference to a cosmetic upgrade for Reaper, from Overwatch. /nullastella Numbers, could you remove this?

#charaisinnocent

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1469068293))

The mariachi thing is a reference to a cosmetic upgrade for Reaper, from Overwatch. His ultimate is called Death Blossom, so Mariachi Blossom would be the 'mariachi equivalent'. 2 spare charge. (15) 10/15 Spare charge. (+2 from various) *theme song here* 10/15 Mr. Fry. (+1 from revan) +1 to ire, fransisco and engie EDIT: Ah heck. Numbers, could you delete the nullpost? I had meant to edit it. analogies.atk The Generic Hero uses Generic Artifact. I suggest the following artifact, but you can overrule it to bring something more interesting/balanced in, if you like: 'Get Out of Hell Free' Card Instantly revives the holder with half HP, rounded up. Switches between players.

The Generic Hero will do as you say, even if other events effect the EoTB. That actually makes a lot of sense. Especially the Reaper part.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1469078369))

Nyarly snags the Hex Circles and juggles them around tossing the things about with the stupidest looking expression from his glowing eyes. He then plays a game of Ring Toss flinging them upon the Tyrant. They all miss and shatter upon the ground before Nyarlathotep shrugs. He then attempts to uses his Gentlemanly Cane to play a game with a Hoop and a Stick. However he merely had Circles, which are far less fun. They feel quite inferior to hoops and explode into a shower of despair and Chaos Magic. Mostly Chaos Magic casted by Nyarlathotep which overloaded the poor rings. He also apologized to Verdana, for he needs Verdana to get quite angry and murderlize Stevei. Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator== High Power Lightsaber (Level 7: 3/8) Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 5/5) Duplication in Progress: Basic Lightsaber to Piono More Health 15/15 (+2 LateDop) More Health for Yours Truly. Yay. Charge 3/20 (+2 LateDop) +1 to Bomber, Manga and Piono

The moment you touch the Hex Circles, you realise no amount of being an Outer God will save you from stage hazards and l33t h4x1ng. You repeatedly toss them about, again, and again, before your disconnection from reality breaks due to sheer pain.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1469081956))

2 spare charge. (15) 13/15 Spare charge. (+2 from delay) *theme song here* 13/15 Mr. Fry. (+2 from delay) +1 to battlefury, revan, cyan

#b1nary1s

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1469130018))

Archangel does a little dance and makes a placeholder.

[REDACTED] in their [REDACTED] form does a little dance and mocks people who make placeholders.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1469138308))

I throw a spoon at Beezlebub. The spoon is made out of neutron star material. Bob: 14/20 (+2 from update compensation) Void Cannon: 4/4 complete also another alchemy Ice Titan Essence && Laser Rifle = Crestfaller (Level ???: 1/?) +2 to engie

Ice Titan Essence && Laser Rifle = Crestfaller (Level 2: 1/3)

You throw a spoon at a dead demon.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1469174550))

Consumer cannot even. Consumer cannot even. Consumer cannot even. CONSUMER CANNOT EVEN. /nullkek

Yes, yes, I can not even. That was the joke.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1469194418))

Yay. ---- +1 to Toast. +2 to Piono. ---- All charges +2. ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 4/20 (+1 Toast) Happy feet! ULTIMATE CRIT VISION: 7/20 (+1 Piono) Wombo Combo!. ---- Sword of Flame - Off Creativity Matrix - Off ---- SiivaGunner memes the Prototype Guardians to death. The Portal does its thing, then realizes that it has applied its buff to ITSELF, even if it can't attack. It then emits a laughing sound, even with it having no mouth. ---- Razihel throws a lingering potion of level 2 healing on his feet. Somehow, he is being healed EVERY tick by standing in the particle-y area. But it wasn't healing fluid inside. It was an enchanted sandstorm. -UNCLASSIFIED BATTLE TECHNIQUE: DARUDE'S SANDSTORM- The Ascendant's Sandstorm returns. The music (which is Darude - Sandstorm) gets gradually louder. Darude has come. du du du du du du du du du du du du du du Many "du"s/musical notes fly into the Prototype Guardians, exploding them with meme energies. Sand gets in their eyes, and then they get eaten by sand sharks. Doritos rain from the sky, and they get cut by every single one of them. The sandstorm ends, and Darude leaves the base. ---- -Alchemies- Iron Katana && Chainsaw && White Fire Essence && Soul of DeviantArt = ReshiRazor (Level 5) - (6/6) (Done!) Pls provide good description pls. Flint && Stone && Snowball && 2 Generic High School Chorale uniforms && Megaphone && Half-eaten Donut && Glasses && 4-Alarm Hot Sauce || Singular Turntech Timetable = HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7)  - (4/8)

ReshiRazor: A blade concocted by one of the darkest demons, mixing the l33tness of a Katana, the edginess of a Chainsaw, the sheer heat of white fire, and using those three elements to bind and subdue the sheer dark and nightmarish powers of DeviantArt. Don't get me started on the abominable universes that place has spawned. It makes me sad. Really, really sad.
If you want, I can type paragraphs and paragraphs about DeviantArt's universes, but when you're done you probably would have lost half of your sanity and stevei would abuse that.

A Prototype Guardian takes 15,000 damage.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1469194512))

Verdana realizes that the enemy team are gonna doubleaction, and responds by contracting Donald Trump Industries to help him build a wall, and make the Mexicans pay for it. There is now a big flying wall in the way of potential enemy attacks. In true Verdana fashion, he had it build in such a way that, while it does assist those nearby players working with him, of course he gets a higher benefit from The Wall. And, due to my tiredness, I'll leave the actual important shit up to someone else because asdfghjkl Dust To Dust: 15/20 (+2 from Jondanger, +1 from Doctors) Spare charge: 3/15 +1 to Piono, +1 to Jondanger, +1 to Doctors

You create a barrier, even though the enemy team doesn't attack this turn in Floor 4, and they wouldn't have gotten double action as it would only be the Anti-Mates.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1469200958))

-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 i proceed to dropkick the blood tryant out the window. Character: 3+ Armor from items Immune to godmodder armor piercing Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 20/20 hooold 17/20 + 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toa

You fall and deal (2 - 3) damage to yourself as you happen to drop-kick the air.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1469216317))

I used the limited wand to launch a barrage of mostly-harmless spells at Beelzebub. Elite Dodgeball: 17/20 (Free x2, Piono x1) Masterful Dodgeball: 4/20 (Free x2) +3 Piono Salt Shaker && Sniper Rifle = Sodium Overdose (4/6) Healing Bar && Healing Magics = Magical Healing Bar (5/6)

You throw harmless spells at a dead demon.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1469246188))

Duplication of both awakened pieces of obsidian armor: 7/7 The following players receive copies of the awakened obsidian armor Bomber, Numbersoup, cyan, francisco, battlefury, revan. 15 spare charges 8/15 for spare charge 7/15 for spare charge +1 to revan, cyan and numbersoup Eric charges towards the Blood Tyrant with Hephestus' Cleaver. Time to end this. A massive fiery strike swings downwards, carving into the Blood Tyrant at high speed, slicing it in half.

You know, I was playing Wesnoth and fought a fire dragon also named Hephaestus, 'a' included. It was hard, as in, it was massively overpowered compared to my leaders (other units don't matter), and one of my leaders were busy being blocked by bats and failing to heal. With the power of inflicting status effects on strong enemies (like here) to make sure that they don't eviscerate you on counter attack and crafting, on the spot an overpowered axe named Equality, I managed to quickly kill Hephaestus.

Why did I write this pointless block of text? I like talking about video games, and the Blood Tyrant is dead.

QUOTE (Bomber57 @ (time=1469294769))

Irongutta decides to attack a Mates player, but instead of charging or shooting at him he approaches all sneaky-like. The Mates player is entirely unaware of what was about to hit him, as suddenly the massive Ork was behind him. All it took was one good sucker punch to KO the Mates player. They blacked out for a few moments, only to wake up and find themselves facing the Ork... upside-down? Irongutta was holding the Mates player by one leg and dangling them upside down in front of him. Bearing a malicious grin, either for intimidation or because he was actually smiling, he proceeds to use the poor soul as his personal punching bag. After the beatdown is done, he drops the unconscious Mates player to the ground. Da Boyz will continue their charge at the next Mates player, holding off on using 'Ere We Go! to save it for when they are closer to the gits. Dok Buzzgob will ascend to the fourth floor by tying a rope to his Grot Orderly and throwing him up at the hole in the external wall, using the grot as some kind of grappling hook. After a moment, the runty creature has tied a decent knot, allowing Buzzgob to ascend the rope to the fourth floor. Once there, he heals Piono. +1 to Piono, +2 to Revan Charges: A Couple of Cans: 9/20 (+1 from Revan, +1 from Piono) "Oi! Why'z I walking!?": 2/15 Alchemies: Mek's Wrench && Steel Sword Blade && Plasteel Scraps = 'Uge Wrench (Level 3: 3/4) The equivalent of an 'Uge Choppa wielded by some Boyz or Nobz, this is simply a bigger version of his old wrench with a sharp blade on the other side of the head. The weapon is also reinforced with some bits of Plasteel that have been pounded into flat plates and bolted on. Would probably be unwieldy in the hands of a smaller Ork. Tesla Coils && Dual Plasma Battery && "Super Konduktor" Wiring && Looted Shield Drone Bits = Kustom Force Field Generator (Level 5: 4/5) These devices are commonplace among successful Meks who use them to protect themselves or their creations. These devices are typically worn on their back and project a protective bubble around themselves that, despite crackling with energy or spewing noxious smoke, is extremely effective in their purpose. Irongutta managing to loot a Tau Shield Drone was extremely helpful in the creation of this device.

A Mates Player takes 6 damage. Da Boyz and Da Dok will do as you say.

Originally posted on 2016-07-23 20:09:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
OMNISCIENCE:
Floor 1: Malignant Ooze incoming.

Chaos gains 1 GS, everybody with Regen gains 1 HP, and Revan gains 1 Rage. The Idol and Mask do the switchy thing. The Scavenger annihilates the Prototype Guardian, which should have taken more damage from Cyan's attack but it still wouldn't have been dead anyway. The Mates Players fire at Jon, Altra, Utsuho, Silva and STRINGS for 8,000 / 2 damage. The Hex Circles sit around and be useless. The Prototype Guardians focus down Noah for (11 - 4) damage. The combatants prepare for something bad to happen, before < 0 > ticks down. The Personifications disappear. You expect them to be back some time when bad things are happening.

Due to the expected result being able to be summarised quickly and easily, everybody with a special action acts first. The Generic Hero uses Generic Artifact and a "get out of death free" card pops up, and offers the ability to get out of death free for a random person each turn. This only works once. Da Dok then moves up to Floor 4 via Grots and ropes, and heals Eric for 4 HP.

Every other entity notices the Beacon of Inspiration and Portal to the Dimension of Anger suddenly flaring up with godmodding energy, before Alicia makes a charge towards the Mates. Everybody follows along, before everybody begins to blast them with their respective attacks, enhanced by a mixture of inspiration and anger at the Mates. What happens is best described as a curbstomp as the Anti-Mates easily blast through the remaining players and Guardians, lead by 9 massive forces of destruction.

The Anti-Mates stop near a pedestal made out of slime blocks, with a Nether Star on top of it, likely the key. Before any of you can take the glory, Alicia immediately reaches for it. The pedestal promptly melts, before a humanoid slime holds the key up, and absorbs it.

You have been accosted by the Malignant Ooze, Floor 1's (mini)boss. The Malignant Ooze is a miniboss designed against cheesing. It possesses the ability to Parry a certain type of attacks (scan for more details), as well as having powerful AoE and targeted attacks. It's also somewhat hard to predict until you've seen it in action.

Meanwhile, in Floor 4 land, the Blood Tyrant is deud. Yay. You move a room forward, and notice an array of highly enchanted and highly lootable diamond swords. Taking some may be in your best interests. A few Glass Cannon Players appear, as well as a few pieces of data that probably should be locked away in another dimension but isn't. Last, but definitely not least, is a glitchy composite of several powerful entities from Floors 1 and 2. While scanning it for everything it can do is recommended, so is scanning the Vault Shadow due to its high defenses and methods to pierce them. While this may seem quite hard for only a few people, you can quickly beat this. Airdrops are recommended.

That out the way, go forth, and defeat your respective enemies.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Destroy the Malignant Ooze.



-WHEN ALICIA DITCHES THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU CAN TELL THAT INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ELSEWHERE-
[/spoiler]

[THE MATES' BASE]
Locks: 4/4 Remaining.Floor 1:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Conflicting Sea (Nautical 01 entities critical, Nautical non-01 entities mini-crit.)
Distance to Key: 0.
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 23/24 HP, 1 AC.
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 8/22 HP, Regeneration (1 HP), Inspiration: II.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 5/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS)

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 14/25 HP, 152,750 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP), Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b].
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed.
[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 20/20 HP.
[N] NumberSoup: 23/25 HP, 3 AC (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, Chestplate and Shield), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (30%)
[N] Unyielding Mech/Altra: 16/20 HP, Inspiration: I[b]I[/b].

[PG] Jondanger23: 4/20 HP, Barrier: 500/8,500 HP.

[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Lightly Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Scratched, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Razihel).
[A] The Mask: Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Numbers).
[A] Get Out of Death Free Card: Switches between user

[N] Scavenger: 70,000/80,000 HP, Shell: 75,000/75,000 HP, +3 AC to the main body but Armour-Piercing is nullified while active, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack.

[01] Malignant Ooze: 200,000/200,000 HP, Can Parry Attacks, Double-Action.
[01] Mates Players: 0/20 HP (x5).
[01] Hex Circles (x301). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Prototype Guardians: 0/50,000 HP (x4), Burn: I, Inflicts α Mark.

[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 29,700/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Heaven and Hell Meltdown, Solar Power: 141% (+10% per turn), 100% Retribution Damage, Subterranean Sun: I[b]II[/b], α Mark: II, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 66,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Spleen Eater, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x800)
[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 71,777/82,777 HP, Evasive (7%) + 14% per dodge, resetting on hit. A Grand New Era: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b].
[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 46,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: [b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b] (Kill Counter: 5/5, Strongest Kill: Terror Witch), Bag o' Disease: [b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b]III[/b]I, Immune to Poison, Blinded, and any disease status effect
[AG] Portal to the Dimension of Anger: 67,500/67,000, 'Global' +5,000 DMG, Inflicts Anger to 2 allies, Anger: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b].
[AG] Ker'Athri, Archpriest of Noctura: 80,000/80,000 HP, In tentative existence.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 11/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour.
[N] Generic Hero: 49,500/60,000, Guarding Noah, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: II[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b], Inspiration: I.
[N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x31), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.
[N] Dancin' Skeleton: 15,000/20,000 HP, Attacking Time!: I.
[N] Da Boyz: Engaged with a Mates Player.
Slugga Boyz: 4,000/4,000 HP (x11), 'Ere We Go!: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b].
[N] Beacon of Hope: 60,000/60,000, Non-Combat, Global Regeneration (2,500 HP), Grants Inspired to 2 Allies.
[N] Tainted Magikoopas: 0/8,000 HP (x2), 8,000/8,000 HP (x8). Unpredictable, but random action. Mark of Dog: II[b]IIIIIIII[/b]
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 80,000/80,000 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used.
[N] Water Archons: 50/50 HP (x300)
[N] Sea Serpents: 2,000/2,000 HP (x10) Coil: IIIIII.

[PG] Crimson Red: 112,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain, Everlasting: 48,500/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 57,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 26,000 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 73,000/100,000 HP. While vulnerable, can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a new body within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks, Inspiration: I.

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)
[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 15/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Omniscience.

[PG] engie/Verdana: Crystalline but Perfectly Healthy, 38% Attraction (-10% per turn), 1 AC (+Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction

[AG] battlefury13: 24/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III)
[AG] Revan + Nyarlohotep: 23/23 HP, SHIELDED, 3 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, +1 from the Anti-Godmodding Mask), 50% Retribution Damage, 6 Rage (Stun Roar: 2 Rage, Minicrit: 5 Rage, Critical: 10, Super-Critical: 15, Sturdy: 18), Barrier: 15,000/40,000 HP, Healing Item: [b]IIIII[/b], Shatterpoint: IIIIII.

[01] Blood Tyrant: 0/125,000 HP, Hex Circles (x55), Double-Action, Bullet Hell: I.
[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Glass Cannon Players: 10/10 HP (x5).
[01] Vault Moths: 50,000/50,000 HP (x2).
[01] Vault Shadows: 60,000/60,000 HP (x2)
[01] Vault Orb: 100,000/100,000 HP. Colour: Red. 0.5x DMG Taken, Weakness: Unknown.
[01] Composite: 200,000/200,000 HP, 5 Barrier Strength, Solar Power: 100%, Hello Puppets: II, Field Serjery: II, Puppetmaster: III, Shatterpoint: IIIIII.

[N] Trump's Wall: 25,000/25,000 HP, Guarding Verdana, 75% to take attacks for the Anti-Mates.
[N] Dok Buzzgob: 57,000/60,000 HP, Field Serjery: II, Soopa Juice: IIII.
[N] Grot Orderly: 3,000/3,000 HP, Evasive (60%)

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Laboratory (No effect.)
[N] ashkantsr: 20/20 HP

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable.




Originally posted on 2016-07-23 20:10:00