2 spare charge. (15)
6/15 Spare charge. (+2 from revan, +1 from ire, battlefury, fransisco)
*theme song here*
5/15 Mr. Fry.

+1 to fransisco, engie, bomber. (I won't be able to return every plus, but I'm doing all in my power to right now. I think I've been doing a pretty good job so far.)

Since he hasn't actually requested anything for 4 or something turns, Fransisco's upgrade is chosen by Noah.

-200'000 Research from Noah.
+4 Maximum HP to Fransisco.

Speaking of Research, Noah should have 352'750, minus the 200k, so 152'750 Research. He has dealt damage in the last few turns, and I'm including the 60-something-k from the combo attack.

Noah shows the Despaired a picture. It's of him blowing his nose.
Noah: Wait, gorilla, wrong one.
Noah replaces the picture with one of Octodad.
Noah: Yeah that will do.
Noah: See this guy?
Noah: You should be more like this guy.
He finds that he somehow is holding the picture of him blowing his nose again.
Noah: Why do I even have this picture?
One of the Despaired blows it's theoretical nose or nose-analogue.
Noah: (ah, so i have some degree of influence over these guys)
He quickly brings back out the Octodad picture, and shows it to the same Despaired.
Noah: Be like him.
The same despaired immediately transforms into Octodad, and is cut into calimari by a nearby rampaging chef.

Originally posted on 2016-07-18 04:38:00

HEY IRE! ENGIE'S HITTING ON GLITCH GIRL AGAIN!
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+1 to Toast.
+2 to Piono.
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!pU egamaD: 18/20 (+1 Toast)
ydduB Buddy!
Preparing spare charge...: 1/15
Duh.
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Sword of Flame - Active
Creativity Matrix - Active
The Mask (IN HAND) - Active
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SiivaGunner attacks Asmodeus.
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Razihel charges up a green energy ball.

"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

The ball gradually gets bigger and memier.

"-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

The ball crackles a bit.

"-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Asmodeus is slightly pulled towards it.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

The ball condenses into a smaller ball at Razihel's palm.

"NORMIES GET OUT OF OUR BOARD!"

The ball explodes.

"BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Razihel fires a pure wide beam of Cursed Flames and /r9k/ at Asmodeus.

Clearly, the cancer is too strong for the demon.

>Asmodeus' shoops have been whooped.

Asmodeus is now a pile of ashes on the lobby floor.

RIP Asmodeus. Got caught in a Wide Beam. infinity BC - 5 seconds ago.
"My only wish is a world without Tumblr."
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-Alchemies-
Iron Katana && Chainsaw && White Fire Essence && Soul of DeviantArt = ReshiRazor (Level 5) - (4/6) (ahem)
A pure white chainsaw katana that's on fire. Makes all that get struck by it succumb to the cancer.
Flint && Stone && Snowball && 2 Generic High School Chorale uniforms && Megaphone && Half-eaten Donut && Glasses && 4-Alarm Hot Sauce || Singular Turntech Timetable = HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - (2/8)
I only make high quality video game alchemies.
-Inventory-
Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - A bow, similar to the Daedalus Stormbow, which makes thunder arrows that deal huge damage fall from the sky at whichever the laser sight is pointing at.
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area. Gives 1 defense, unless used for attack.
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel.
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

Originally posted on 2016-07-18 09:51:00

Verdana pauses. He then glances at his target. He then glances at his charge.

An Actual Ryuu Ga Waga Teki Wo Kurau: 20/20 (+4 from Alicia, +1 from piono, +1 from latedop)

It was at this moment that the Blood Tyrant knew... he was probably not going to be very well-off. For this was also the moment where, in the distance, the catchphrase to summon the dragons was uttered, a single arrow being visible for a scant few seconds before it clattered against the wall outside, and vanished into the void. And then a honking big pair of ghost dragons proceeded to fly through the wall and unload their 600+ Overwatch-type damage-per-second right onto the Blood Tyrant's face, and if ya remember that Tracer in Overwatch had only 150 health, when here she had about, like, how much was it? 40000 health? I'm too lazy to browse, but basically, the Blood Tyrant's taking what scales to around 160000 damage per second. Which means he should probably consider not standing where the ghost dragons are flying if he values having health.

In the background, Verdana can be seen, trying and utterly failing to beat the Bad Time Simulator fangame. Mostly cause he keeps on running out of Leg Heroes. His irritation is building...

Dust To Dust: 5/20 (+4 from Alicia)
+2 to Piono, +1 to Doctors

Originally posted on 2016-07-18 13:33:00

I feel like someone ordered a set of awakened obsidian armor, but I can't for the life of me figure out who...
Also, guys, next round I'm gonna airdrop you a chunk of water archons, It won't be this round, because I wanna make sure people will know to defend them. The archons are kind of glass cannons, but if you can keep them alive, even a decently small number of them ought to steamroll most of the lesser enemies so you guys can stay focused on the nastier ones.

Duplication of both awakened pieces of obsidian armor: 4/7?
Guys, anyone who buys the above two defensive alchemies right now will get them for only 4 (together) instead of 8 store credit. This is a one time offer, current pre-orders are: Bomber, Numbersoup, cyan, francisco, battlefury, revan.
13 spare charges
8/15 for spare charge
7/15 for spare charge
+1 to engie, numbersoup and cyan

The Blood Tyrant having been completely obliterated by throwing 35 posts of charge at it all at once, Eric turns to look who it was who helped him.
Then he groans.
"Wonderful. You."



Originally posted on 2016-07-18 14:21:00

i-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10


i proceed to lay down multiple traps that somehow only effect the mates at all entrances to floor four, attempting to weaken the Mate's backup when it does arrive. The traps consist of a highly deadly fusion of cyanide-and-arsenic darts which fire at super sonic speeds can home, and explode after unloading their posionious payload. Meanwhile, several arrow traps are placed on our side of the doorway, causing them to be riddled with dozens of armor-ignoring arrows the second they step into it's deadly range. Did i mention the arrows are laced with dog residue?

i then proceed to say YV is cool. "YV is cool" energys descend from the heavens above, and heal me with the power of a gun god. I then toss the Blood Tryant's corpse into the Mass Grave Of Entity's That Died Super Fast.






Character:
3+ Armor from items
Immune to godmodder armor piercing

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

19/20
15/20 +
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toa

Originally posted on 2016-07-18 18:27:00

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1468712160))

Duplication of both awakened pieces of obsidian armor: 3/6? Guys, anyone who buys the above two defensive alchemies right now will get them for only 4 (together) instead of 8 store credit. This is a one time offer, current pre-orders are: Bomber, Numbersoup, cyan, francisco, battlefury 12 spare charges 15/15 for spare charge 15/15 for spare charge 1/15 for spare charge 0/15 for spare charge +1 to engie, numbersoup and revan As I can't do my bit relating to Eric without engie missing it, I'll simply put in Eric's attack. Eric draws Shiva's Glory (both of them) and points them at the Blood Tyrant. He holds them steady as a larger and larger light builds up... spare charge expended! 15/15: Go! The massive laser fires outwards... And instead of hitting the blood tyrant, who was expecting to be hit with a giant beam, the beam splits around him, swirling around the room and splitting into smaller and smaller pieces. Soon, there is a massive sphere made of lines of energy orbitting around each other, just over the blood tyrants head... And then they slam into the hex circles, having finally attuned themselves to the hex circles, they null the energy of them and cancel all their retaliatory power. Satisfied, Eric puts away his rifles.

You blow 45 Hex Circles into the other side.

QUOTE (Pricey12345 @ (time=1468737775))

I wont be playing this from Sunday to Saturday because i have to go to the hotel for almost 1 week so see ya soon.

You are put into the Idlers List.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1468745487))

2 spare charge. (15) 15/15 Spare charge. 4/20 Good intentions, reasonable expectations. (+1 from bomber, +1 from pricey, which I missed) +1 to battlefury, revan, cyan. I think I know exactly what I'll be summoning next. Due to the nature of the summon, it'll almost certainly have to be AG. Hint: Link. Noah uses Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom. All of Noah's entities attack the Hex Circles. If the Generic Hero works on the Blood Tyrant, it moves up to Floor 4 and bodyblocks for Verdana. The Scavenger joins the hero, if it can ignore the Retribution damage and still swaps damage vs it. If so, it attacks the Blood Tyrant. Otherwise (for both conditionals for both entities), all of Noah's entities attack the demons, focussing Mara first.

You use the Sceptre of the Tainted Kingdom, summoning 8 Magikoopas, which are indeed tainted, unlike the previous one. Normal entities can not target and damage Hex Circles. The Generic Hero does not work on the Blood Tyrant, as it isn't based on folklore.

QUOTE (Unyielding mech @ (time=1468747554))

I mark the location of the floors. "Still to weak" Charge :reapers shotguns level 5: 2/10. I used to be normal then it happened. And I can't say what happened without it being cryptic . Puzzle: I.                                      Aren't                                            Am             Destroy                                            Join.                                                  Hate Slaughter                                    Neutral.                                                        Eat       It seems he will attack in level 5 with no armour but will he survive?      His body is rather pale. And translucent?

The Mates wonder whether you're "to weak" or if they're "to weak".
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: I don't think surviving is a chance, Mr. Dogman.
(Fallen From Grace) **Mates stevei: He's not going to get that charge off until about 8 turns later with only one action per round, and by that time he's probably died at least once.
The Psi-Dogmodder questions the tobdog's judgement./color]

QUOTE (ashkantsr @ (time=1468755942))

I Respawn in floor 5 and look around it seems i need a light ill make that after this post( when i see the update come)also i switch to neutral so yeah i have been away for a REALLY long time. 60 pages wow that deserves some celebration ENGAGE THE TEMMIS MOTHERGORIILA MOTHER GORILLA:Yes Sir!!!!!!!! Welp time to write ze post [big][big][big][big]Book of anti goddmodding:5 out of 15[/big][/big][/big][/big] [big][big][big][big]]hotel of Love: 3 out of 10 [/big][/big][/big][/big]

Or not, since you missed your placeholder. Welcome back. The respawny thing has been automatically done for you as you've been gone for about 30 pages, but remember that you can't act while respawning.

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1468775089))

I summon 50000000000023 pro-godmodder hellkite dragons each wearing daedric armor. The dragons have 300767 health each, and are too paced out to be hit at the same time another is hit. The armor is enchanted to completely negate explosive damage, and due to the nature of the dragons, they completely negate fire damage as well. The armor has an inner rubber layer that prevents electricity damage, and a heater that prevents ice damage. The creatures have spawned from hell, so no darkness damage can harm them, light damage is stopped due to a special A.I. in in each dragon's armor that uses reflective plates to keep it from touching them. The A.I.'s name is Sheila. The armor is magically enchanted to cause only a (EDIT: VERY SMALL) gram weight difference, and does not disturb movement at all. The dragons, being magical, are unharmed by psychic damage. I do it so fast that nothing can stop the summoning. They are all partial ghouls so they are healed by radiation and nuclear damage. They each wear a special charm that keeps all hostile dragons from being able harm them, and they have scales too thick for them to take bludgeoning damage. Any damage involving food will heal the dragons, pies included. Their armors' A.I.s use hacking power to negate any robot, computer, hacking, or A.I. damage completely. The dragons have a bit of solid snake infused into them, so they cannot love. They have a natural resistance to all poisons, stopping poison damage. They can't smell, Sheila uses her A.I. powers to block sound damage with a de-amplifier, nothing from nature can damage them due to the fact that they are supernatural, and nothing chemical can harm them. Due to the nature of the summoning, they can't be harmed by antimatter damage, black hole damage, or anything to do with extraterrestrial space. They are too professional to have emotions, keeping emotion damage of any kind at bay. Anything involving something you might find in a house, furniture included, is shrugged off without damage. Because of their immense knowledge of terror creature, the have a 65% resistance to terror creature damage. Their armors are infused with a thick layer of Kevlar to block damage from bullets. They can breath fire, have huge claws, chainguns mounted on the armor, and laser eyes. The armor's reflective plates renders lasers nonlethal to them. They are beautiful, so ugliness damage is something they scoff at and any other damage that involves seeing something is blocked by the fact that they really don't care. Healing damage heals them. Sheila is ultra powerful and cannot be damaged or taken over by any other AI. I order them to attack Huonaio and then I instantly de-summon them. Bob: 8/20 Void Cannon: 2/4

Via the power of call backs, you deal 12,000 damage to Huonaio.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1468776845))

QUOTE (ConsumerOfAll @ (time=1468437503)) In the words of a deceased godmodder, "Determination is the rejection of death. Refusal to die.". Defying your narrator in a way that a certain elf could never do. Liek if u cri evry tiem. #BlameKer'Athri2016 Also, with the upgrade thing, I meant that he upgrades the normal obsidian armor but meh, I'll just buy the new one. Onto the Attack! Archangel explores the current floor, not doing anything yet. Istina's Bag o' Disease seems to have failed so she uses it again on three random Conflict enemies. Outsider Help: 20/20 COMPLETED (+2 from Nyarly, +1 from Post) Archangel creates a small portal and since the Operation shenanigans are still active sends his clone inside. The clone finds himself at a medieval style dock. All races of people are there, preparing for a long journey. And by races I don't mean human races. Which is why a dwarf is trying to sell a bag of ruby gems to five orcs (and miserably failing). The clone walks off to one figure in a robe. We need to talk for a bit. ... The clone walks out of the portal and merges with Archangel. FallenArchangel: Ladies and gentlemen! FallenArchangel: I present to you... FallenArchangel: That idiot. NO. OH GOD PLEASE NO. NO, NO AND NO. IN THAT EXACT ORDER. IN 28 HELLLOADS OF SOLID NOPE, THIS AIN'T HAPPENING. Ker'Athri: What, there's no welcome back party for me? Ker'Athri: Wow. Rude. Ker'Athri, the Archpriest of Nocturna: Basic 20 post summon HP since I'm too lazy to do the maths, no abilities yet, yes I need to think this through a little bit better. Alchemies: AW Obsidian Helmet (Pre order thingy) && AW Obsidian Chestplate && Crimson Shell = Blood Armor Carapace: Level something 3/something Charges: Internet Hate Machine: 14/20 (+1 from Toast, Pricey and Post) +1 to Piono, Toast and Pricey. Nullpost: I really need to edit this post when I get on a desktop, yaya. If I don't please Consumer do it instead of me. Thanks.

You don't have to activate this immediately, and as this isn't really prepared, I'm going to put Ker'Athri in effective limbo: can not acted, and can not be acted on. Change him when you would like.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1468783071))

i-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 I proceed to instead of using logical teleportation methods, smash though the wall of Floor Four kool-aid man style. Tragically, the wall is sent flying towards the blood tyrant, who is tragically crushed. Much woe, many sad. The wall proceeds to come alive, angry at the blood tyrant, for daring to think it is a simple wall.  Multiple wall segments break off, and proceed to hand a beatdown to the Blood Tryant. As the blood tryant is beat into a pulp, the wall proceeds to hold him in a chokehold. He smashs him against multiple walls, before smashing him into the floor. Said floor contains a maw, which sallows the Blood Tryant whole, before spitting him back into a wall. The wall, digusted, proceeds to 1. overthrow the blood tryant and 2. use Bloodaway on the Blood Tryant, causing it's blood to go away. To the dimension of ranch. Enraged by this liquid dliution, multiple ranch elementials Plane Shift onto this plane, and use deadly, ranch-powered attacks on the tryant, reducing him to but another bloody smear. The ranch elementals and walls, satisfied, proceed to go back into their natural postions, but not before showing his smear of blood with massive amounts of ranch. Character: 3+ Armor from items Immune to godmodder armor piercing Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing. 18/20 14/20 + 4 from revan and toast 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toa

You break psychics and smash through the wall of Floor 4 Kool-Aid Man Style. The Blood Tyrant takes out a shield, before blocking the wall, and getting rekt for 22,500 damage. The Blood Tyrant promptly leaves the plane of ranch via magic.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1468791791))

Very busy tomorrow, you'll have to excuse me. I use my spoil and give it as much health as possible. Advanced Dodgeball: 20/20 (Piono x1) Elite Dodgeball: 11/20 +3 Piono Salt Shaker && Sniper Rifle = Sodium Overdose (2/6) Healing Bar && Healing Magics = Magical Healing Bar (3/6)

You do the spoily thing, and summon a Sandstone Revenant, taking 6 damage. You also gain 10% evasiveness.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1468802949))

Nyarly feels like he's forgetting something. Something involving a... Verdana!  He puts his lunch plans on hold. Nyarlathotep teleports over to Eric and Verdana,. You seem hurt my friend. Nyarlathotep creates some bandages and wraps them around Verdana's wounds. They seal the wounds with a rapid quickness, it appears Verdana won't die quickly as he was going to. Flesh begin growing were it was missing, Verdana becomes more whole. Dark Magic and Science, kids. Nyarlathotep is intimate with both and enjoy fusing them. Nyarly produces a dozens ofsplash potions and flings them into Verdana and Eric. I didn't forget you either Eric, Consider this a favor SONG. A Servitor of the Outer Gods appeas and wields an Ocarina playing the Song of Healing for a Concert of Eric and Verdana. It's nothing short of a work of art moving both of them to tears. It then return to the Lovecraft Universe. He happily grins at Verdana as the healing takes place and pantomimes blowing a kiss. Nyarly then adds a gentlemanly bow to both of them and fades like sand in the wind. Back down to the ground floor. Reinforced Mask && Anti-Godmodding Runes == Anti-Godmodding Mask (Level 7: 7/8) Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone More Health 7/15(+1 from Doc, Piono and Battlefury) Pay to Win 16/20 +1 to Piono, Doc, and Dogman

Tendril of an Outer God && Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 1/5)
You heal Verdana back up to Highly Wounded, and increase his affection by 10%.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1468804252))

>Character Stats https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing >Charges payload.exe (17 / 20) (+4, GM, Pricey, Piono, Toast) imscared.exe (9 / 20) +1 to Pricey, +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast >Action Chaos promptly draws a circle made of Glitch around Surt. Glitched light then beams up from the circle, creating a circular barrier around him/her/tem/genderpronoun, complete with a roof! Chaos then stabs one of his arms into the ground, and moves it into the bubble with Surt from below via limb detachment. Popping up inside the bubble, Chaos starts slapping Surt silly, knocking him into the walls which end up causing it lots of pain! Chaos then increases his slapping rate to an impressive 250 SPM (slaps per minute), constantly slamming Surt into the walls with each hit! Chaos then gets another arm into the bubble, grabs Surt, and presses him against the glitchy barrier, causing all sorts of untold glitch-based pain to it! He presses harder and harder, until the glitch bubble pops, creating a small explosion that coats Surt in glitch residue. Chaos then vacuums the residue off Surt, forms it into a gigantic hand, and slaps Surt straight outta floor 1.

Surt gets slapped hard for 18,000 damage.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1468805457))

Revan ignites her lightsaber and cleaves the Despaired Magic Girl in hal instantly cauterizing the severed flesh  The scent of burnt flesh and fabric fills the air, it's a smell unfortunately familiar to Revan . She then Grips the bisected  Magic Girl and drags her close, she unclips a thermal grenade and inserts into the chest cavity with a slight squelch.. She tosses her Despaired grenade into the water where to makes nice muffled bang before splashing water onto everyone. THe water becomes quite red and chunky. She kneels for a moment before standing up. Revan chuckles sadly. Reinforced Mask && Anti-Godmodding Runes == Anti-Godmodding Mask (Level 7: 8/8) Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone More Health 7/15(+1 from Doc, Piono and Battlefury) Pay to Win 16/20 +1 to Piono, Doc, and Dogman

The Despaired takes 4 damage, but somehow survives. Soul Gems, and all that.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1468813122))

2 spare charge. (15) 6/15 Spare charge. (+2 from revan, +1 from ire, battlefury, fransisco) *theme song here* 5/15 Mr. Fry. +1 to fransisco, engie, bomber. (I won't be able to return every plus, but I'm doing all in my power to right now. I think I've been doing a pretty good job so far.) Since he hasn't actually requested anything for 4 or something turns, Fransisco's upgrade is chosen by Noah. -200'000 Research from Noah. +4 Maximum HP to Fransisco. Speaking of Research, Noah should have 352'750, minus the 200k, so 152'750 Research. He has dealt damage in the last few turns, and I'm including the 60-something-k from the combo attack. Noah shows the Despaired a picture. It's of him blowing his nose. Noah: Wait, gorilla, wrong one. Noah replaces the picture with one of Octodad. Noah: Yeah that will do. Noah: See this guy? Noah: You should be more like this guy. He finds that he somehow is holding the picture of him blowing his nose again. Noah: Why do I even have this picture? One of the Despaired blows it's theoretical nose or nose-analogue. Noah: (ah, so i have some degree of influence over these guys) He quickly brings back out the Octodad picture, and shows it to the same Despaired. Noah: Be like him. The same despaired immediately transforms into Octodad, and is cut into calimari by a nearby rampaging chef.

Noah gains 4 max HP. The Despaired promptly is turned into seafood.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1468831897))

HEY IRE! ENGIE'S HITTING ON GLITCH GIRL AGAIN! ---- +1 to Toast. +2 to Piono. ---- !pU egamaD: 18/20 (+1 Toast) ydduB Buddy! Preparing spare charge...: 1/15 Duh. ---- Sword of Flame - Active Creativity Matrix - Active The Mask (IN HAND) - Active ---- SiivaGunner attacks Asmodeus. ---- Razihel charges up a green energy ball. "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" The ball gradually gets bigger and memier. "-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" The ball crackles a bit. "-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Asmodeus is slightly pulled towards it. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The ball condenses into a smaller ball at Razihel's palm. "NORMIES GET OUT OF OUR BOARD!" The ball explodes. "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" Razihel fires a pure wide beam of Cursed Flames and /r9k/ at Asmodeus. Clearly, the cancer is too strong for the demon. >Asmodeus' shoops have been whooped. Asmodeus is now a pile of ashes on the lobby floor. RIP Asmodeus. Got caught in a Wide Beam. infinity BC - 5 seconds ago. "My only wish is a world without Tumblr."

Asmodeus is unrip, only taking 21,000 damage, and appears to be shifting.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1468845198))

Verdana pauses. He then glances at his target. He then glances at his charge. An Actual Ryuu Ga Waga Teki Wo Kurau: 20/20 (+4 from Alicia, +1 from piono, +1 from latedop) It was at this moment that the Blood Tyrant knew... he was probably not going to be very well-off. For this was also the moment where, in the distance, the catchphrase to summon the dragons was uttered, a single arrow being visible for a scant few seconds before it clattered against the wall outside, and vanished into the void. And then a honking big pair of ghost dragons proceeded to fly through the wall and unload their 600+ Overwatch-type damage-per-second right onto the Blood Tyrant's face, and if ya remember that Tracer in Overwatch had only 150 health, when here she had about, like, how much was it? 40000 health? I'm too lazy to browse, but basically, the Blood Tyrant's taking what scales to around 160000 damage per second. Which means he should probably consider not standing where the ghost dragons are flying if he values having health. In the background, Verdana can be seen, trying and utterly failing to beat the Bad Time Simulator fangame. Mostly cause he keeps on running out of Leg Heroes. His irritation is building... Dust To Dust: 5/20 (+4 from Alicia) +2 to Piono, +1 to Doctors

By the power of Overwatch, you blast the Blood Tyrant with some guy's special. It shield tanks the dragons, but takes 79,000 damage. Note that nerfing and the OP scale affects scaling. The Blood Tyrant is sad due to your TvTropes wounding system.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1468848087))

I feel like someone ordered a set of awakened obsidian armor, but I can't for the life of me figure out who... Also, guys, next round I'm gonna airdrop you a chunk of water archons, It won't be this round, because I wanna make sure people will know to defend them. The archons are kind of glass cannons, but if you can keep them alive, even a decently small number of them ought to steamroll most of the lesser enemies so you guys can stay focused on the nastier ones. Duplication of both awakened pieces of obsidian armor: 4/7? Guys, anyone who buys the above two defensive alchemies right now will get them for only 4 (together) instead of 8 store credit. This is a one time offer, current pre-orders are: Bomber, Numbersoup, cyan, francisco, battlefury, revan. 13 spare charges 8/15 for spare charge 7/15 for spare charge +1 to engie, numbersoup and cyan The Blood Tyrant having been completely obliterated by throwing 35 posts of charge at it all at once, Eric turns to look who it was who helped him. Then he groans. "Wonderful. You."

Unless I made a mistake, the first 15 post charge were solely focused on the Hex Circles. You also greet your harasser. The Mates Players mostly agree with you.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1468862863))

i-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 i proceed to lay down multiple traps that somehow only effect the mates at all entrances to floor four, attempting to weaken the Mate's backup when it does arrive. The traps consist of a highly deadly fusion of cyanide-and-arsenic darts which fire at super sonic speeds can home, and explode after unloading their posionious payload. Meanwhile, several arrow traps are placed on our side of the doorway, causing them to be riddled with dozens of armor-ignoring arrows the second they step into it's deadly range. Did i mention the arrows are laced with dog residue? i then proceed to say YV is cool. "YV is cool" energys descend from the heavens above, and heal me with the power of a gun god. I then toss the Blood Tryant's corpse into the Mass Grave Of Entity's That Died Super Fast. Character: 3+ Armor from items Immune to godmodder armor piercing

You set up a bunch of death traps that will deal a number to the spawns. A text box suddenly appears on your screen.
[Blood Tyrant
My master thinks that you are slightly confused. I continue to live, as your charge attacks have not been empowered like your summons.
Now, as my master wishes, it's time to be killed.]

As you toss the Blood Tyrant, he thrusts his shield into your face. You armour tank it, but he spins around, lifts you up, and very forcefully moves you into the Mass Grave Of Idiots who Opposed the Conflict. By very forcefully, I mean you die.

UPDATE IN PROGRESS: and with Battlefury, the chances of getting a fulldop also dies. it's 10 and I'm only halfway done. this raid is fun but complicated. so, I present to you, a half dop. look over it. analyse it. this will hopefully be done in the morning. I would also like to warn you that the Malignant Ooze is both something that should be focused down, and something that should have attention paid to it before attacking. it's squishier than the blood tyrant, but much more annoying.

Originally posted on 2016-07-18 20:09:00

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
OMNISCIENCE: Nothing as of yet. I would like to say as the user of the Update Terminal, and somewhat of an enforcer of the Narrative, that you should use this chance to push the Mates back. Note that if you somehow manage to do the insane feat of wiping the Mates in Floor 1 out in this turn, you will be taken to DoK 0 immediately.

Chaos gains 1 GS, Noah, Numbers, Piono and Revan gain 1 HP and Revan gains 1 Rage. Number Soup's Shieldlock and Unyielding Mech's Depression fade away. Into the main arena arrive 2 more Mates Players, and out of the blue appear Guardians. They aren't just normal Guardians, otherwise they'd be absolutely useless! These are guardians embedded in the very code of Minecraft, similar to Origin Mobs. Thankfully, they aren't them. What they aren't is weak. Introducing, the Prototype Guardians! Anything they hit loses defense, stacking. You also notice that the Malignant Ooze hasn't arrived yet. It appears to be near the key.

Floor 1:
The Scavenger takes 5,000 damage, before striking the Mara for 15,000 damage.

The Mates focus down both the Anti-Godmodder and Pro-Godmodder entities, blasting them with a hefty array of arrows for 8,000 damage each. The Despaired questions her purpose in existence more than she already does, and ditches. The sudden disruption in the Mates lines causes them to be forced 10 blocks back. The Demons project an aura of hatred towards Istina, causing her to begin choking on her own blood, forcing her to take 30,000 damage. The Hex Circles change direction, before chopping through the Idol, bringing the Scratches up to Heavily. That isn't that bad, but still. The Prototype Guardians blast the Dancin' Skeleton, before focusing down Utsuho, who is inflicted with 3 stacks of the α Mark.

The first Personification uses this opportunity to cut through Utsuho, dealling 19,500 damage. The energy of the sun god inside of her starts to leak out, and she loses 19% Solar Power. The second Personification strikes the Stave of the Sky directly at its damage aspect, draining its power by 2,500 DMG, while the last personification strikes at Oberon A, causing it to disappear as well as stealing 15 MP, and Diarahan from the MT Demons and both Oberons.

Utsuho gains 10% Solar Power, before switching to Heaven and Hell's Meltdown. Two suns rain down danmaku at the Personifications, dealling 9,400 damage to all of them. Rin switches Patterns to Spleen Eater, an attack that activates one turn after usage, but mini-crits, and uses it on Oberon. Her Zombie Fairies then blast Huonaio for 8,000 damage. SilvaGunner sings the Flintstones theme song over, and over, and over again until a Mates Player's entire sound systems crash, causing their avatar to glitch out, and take 4 damage. Isty unloads a whole Bag of Disease on the Conflict, dealling 4 minicritical damage to 3 Mates Players, as well as inflicting those 3 with Ethernos and Necroa, and all of them with Memes, SBAHJification plus mistaking others for SBAHJification.

The Neutrals get ready to act, before a dog stands infront of team. Stevei begins smirking, it appears that this is a product of dogmodding. All Neutrals, this turn will now have a 25% chance to miss and become inflicted with a stack of the Mark of Dog. demonologist takes out a staff and pole vaults over the dog, slamming Surt in the face with it. The Generic Hero is Frozen. The Fire Bros throw flame past the dog and hit Oberon for 19,000 damage, causing 9 of them to get offed. The Dancin' Skeleton is preparing for its time. The Sluggas charge into battle with an immediate 3 damage, higher as their friend is dead. Da Dok uses Field Surjery, teaching his fellow Medic some combat medic skills, and patching her up for 25,000 HP. The Grot Orderly dances around the dog, who lightly pushes him back. The Beacon of Hope remembers to apply 5,000 regen before inspiring the Hero and STRINGS. The Magikoopas prepare to act, before the dog savages them and throws them back, inflicting 1 stack of the Mark of Dog.

The Crimson Red gains 5,000 HP, before striking the Mates Player for 4 damage and healling back to full. The Everlasting eats the Mates Player, as it has no mouth, yet it must feed. Somehow. The Undead Cultist smashes Huonaio into oblivion, gaining 20,000 Life Force. STRINGS is Frozen, and fails to act.

Floor 4:
The Blood Tyrant looks at itself. It's nearly been vanquished, which it doesn't particularly like. It takes out its blade, and slices through Verdana similarly to butter, causing him to vanquish. It's master then notices Eric, who hasn't died in a while. What a shame if the Blood Tyrant were to cut through him for (5 - 3) damage, wouldn't it be. Unfortunately, it happens, as well as the Hex Circles cutting through him for 1 damage.

Alicia gives a +2 to Verdana and Jon, and a +1 to Noah and Unyielding, before the dog appears up to her, and explodes in a blast of dogmodding energy, stopping all hopes for an attack. stevei seems quite fatigued by this, somehow.

[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Find and use opportunities to permanent or semi-permanently finish off enemy entities to progress further.
[ALL]



-WHEN ALICIA DITCHES THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU CAN TELL THAT INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ELSEWHERE-
[/spoiler]

[THE MATES' BASE]
Locks: 4/4 Remaining.Floor 1:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Conflicting Sea (Nautical 01 entities critical, Nautical non-01 entities mini-crit.)
Distance to Key: 90.
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 23/24 HP, 1 AC.
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 8/22 HP.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 9/12 GS, Regeneration (1 GS)

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 19/25 HP, 152,750 Research, 1 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, 2 AS, Regeneration (1 HP).
5% Integral Armour, Evasive (50%), Common Status Immunity, Retribution when killed.
[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 0/20 HP.
[N] NumberSoup: 18/25 HP, 3 AC (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet, Chestplate and Shield), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (30%)
[N] Unyielding Mech: 18/20 HP

[PG] Jondanger23: 14/20 HP.

[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: Lightly Damaged, +10,000 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Heavily Scratched, Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Unyielding mech).
[A] The Mask: Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Razihel).

[N] Scavenger: 70,000/80,000 HP, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack.

[01] memates pluhurs: 0/20 HP, Engaged with Da Boyz, 16/20 HP (x2), Ethernos: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b], Necroa: [b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b][/b], 20/20 HP (x5), Memes: II.
[01] The Despaired: 8/8 HP, Inflict Depression.
[01] SMT Demons: 40/200 MP, Regeneration (40 MP)
Oberon: 0/40,000 HP, 21,000/40,000 HP, Hex Circles (x100), Spleen Eater: [b][b]I[/b][/b], Diarahan: 15 MP, Makaraharn: 50 MP.
Huonaio: 0/40,000 HP, Agidyne: 14 MP.
Mara: 25,000/40,000 HP, Doping: 45 MP.
Asmodeus: 19,000/40,000 HP, Blight: 14 MP.
Beelzebub: 40,000/40,000 HP, Death Flies: 50 MP.
Surt: 12,000/40,000, Ragnarok: 30 MP.
[01] Hex Circles (x301). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.
[01] Prototype Guardians: 50,000/50,000 HP (x4). Inflicts α Mark.

[H] Personifications: 43,266/66,666 HP (x2), 57,666/26,666 HP, 15/15 MP, Diarahan: 15 MP, Focused on Irongutta.

[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 52,700/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Heaven and Hell Meltdown, Solar Power: 141% (+10% per turn),100% Retribution Damage, Subterranean Sun: I[b]II[/b], α Mark: III.
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 66,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Spleen Eater, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x800), Inspiration: I
[AG] Rebooted SilvaGunner: 79,777/82,777 HP, Evasive (7%) + 14% per dodge, resetting on hit. A Grand New Era: [b][b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b][b][b][b]I[/b][/b][/b]IIII[/b].
[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 46,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: IIIII (Kill Counter: 4/5), Bag o' Disease: IIIIII, Immune to Poison, Blinded, and any disease status effect, Inspiration: I
[AG] Ker'Athri, Archpriest of Noctura: 80,000/80,000 HP, In tentative existence.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 21/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour.
[N] Generic Hero: 49,500/60,000, Guarding Noah, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: II[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b], Inspiration: II.
[N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x31), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.
[N] Dancin' Skeleton: 15,000/20,000 HP, Attacking Time!: [b]I[/b].
[N] Da Boyz: Engaged with a Mates Player.
Slugga Boyz: 4,000/4,000 HP (x11), 'Ere We Go!: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b].
[N] Dok Buzzgob: 57,000/60,000 HP, Field Serjery: [b]II[/b], Soopa Juice: [b]I[b]I[/b][b]I[/b]I[/b].
[N] Grot Orderly: 3,000/3,000 HP, Evasive (60%)
[N] Beacon of Hope: 60,000/60,000, Non-Combat, Global Regeneration (2,500 HP), Grants Inspired to 2 Allies.
[N] Tainted Magikoopas: 8,000/8,000 HP (x10). Unpredictable, but random action. Mark of Dog: IIIIIIIIII
[N] Sandstone Revenant: 80,000/80,000 HP, +250 HP and +25 ATK per charge used.

[PG] Crimson Red: 112,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain, Everlasting: 48,500/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 57,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 26,000 Life Force.
[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 81,000/100,000 HP. While vulnerable, can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a new body within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks, Inspiration: II.

Floor 4:
Weather: Indoors (No effect.)
Terrain: Armoury (No effect.)
[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 11/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%)
Elemental Mastery: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b]I[/b][/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]I[b]I[/b][/b], Omniscience.

[PG] engie/Verdana: Dead, 23% Attraction (-10% per turn), 1 AC (+Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate.
Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction

[AG] battlefury13: 0/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate
Demonic Contract (III & III)
Mark of Despair: IIIIIIIIII, Demonic Flames: II.
[AG] Revan: 20/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 50% Retribution Damage, 4 Rage, Barrier: 15,000/40,000 HP, Healing Item: [b]IIIII[/b].

[01] Blood Tyrant: 23,500/125,000 HP, Hex Circles (x55), Double-Action, Bullet Hell: I.
[01] Hex Circles (x400). 1% Retribution Damage per Circle.

Godmodders:
[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP
[01-α] stevei: 100/100 HP, Untargetable.




Originally posted on 2016-07-18 20:10:00

i-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10




RESPAN



Character:
3+ Armor from items
Immune to godmodder armor piercing

Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base
temmie's anti-godmod armor [7]. Special: Immune to godmodder armor piercing.

20/20
16/20 +
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toa

Originally posted on 2016-07-18 20:14:00

Well, that didn't work.

Nyarlathotep tosses a rose on Verdana's crystals. He then arranges the Crystals into a formation spelling RIP.

Nyarly then sets down a pastel colored card, written in the bright colored interior lies the text of the old beings who are lost to time except for the Faceless God . The arcane runes project meaning into the mind of the Viewer. To those brave enough to gaze upon the text of ancients it reads:

Hope you get well soon,

-Nyarly

He decides for some good old-fashioned payback for Verdana.

Reinforced Mask && Anti-Godmodding Runes == Anti-Godmodding Mask (Level 7: 8/8)

Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator

Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 3/5)

Duplication in Progress: Basic Lightsaber to Bomber

More Health 10/15 (+1 from Battlefury)

Pay to Win 17/20

+1 to Piono, Doc, and Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-07-18 22:09:00

Duplication of both awakened pieces of obsidian armor: 5/7?
Guys, anyone who buys the above two defensive alchemies right now will get them for only 4 (together) instead of 8 store credit. This is a one time offer, current pre-orders are: Bomber, Numbersoup, cyan, francisco, battlefury, revan.
13 spare charges
10/15 for spare charge
10/15 for spare charge
+1 to engie, bfury and revan



Originally posted on 2016-07-19 17:27:00

I take out a healing bar, then separate and eat one of the squares like a civilized person.

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Elite Dodgeball: 13/20 (Piono x1)
Masterful Dodgeball: 1/20

+3 Piono

Salt Shaker && Sniper Rifle = Sodium Overdose (3/6)
Healing Bar && Healing Magics = Magical Healing Bar (4/6)



Originally posted on 2016-07-19 17:59:00

Nyarly phases out of the material plane along with Revan, it appears damaging them is quite the futile. The attacks merely can't hit someone who isn't in the same dimensions as you. Nyarly salutes the Tyrant. Revan appears to be highly unnerved, she's not exactly familiar with eldritch abilites.

Reinforced Mask && Anti-Godmodding Runes == Anti-Godmodding Mask (Level 7: 8/8)

Basic Lightsaber && Better Generator

Tendril of an Outer God && A Block of Stone == Outer Statue (Level 4: 3/5)

Duplication Finished: Basic Lightsaber to Bomber

More Health 11/15 (+1 from Piono)

Pay to Win 18/20

+1 to Bomber, Manga, and Dogman

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 20:16:00

I walk a dangerous path. I may die but I will come back. Beware mariachi blossom.
Targets bosses in floors. If I may my shotguns aren't powerful without a mariachi richual. So tell me if I candiru all

Reapers shotguns level 5:3/10. He sees the chaos and sheds a blood tear. I remember a time when I had hope. So none shall cry, I Altra shall shoot you from your pedestal. Pressure vibrated anger increases. In unknown base : what's left of his vitals are breaking.

Puzzle:I Shan't Lose.

Wait the puzzles done? Well gues I'll talk. First I am to weak...until I get my upgrade then I'll try evolve.

His shotguns are vibrating. A noise in his head says stay determined. Scared you shoot and your bullets disappear. Guess I'll try.

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 20:31:00

2 spare charge. (15)
9/15 Spare charge. (+2 from various)
*theme song here*
8/15 Mr. Fry. (+2 from various, since battlefury wasn't actually supposed to + anyone)

+1 to battlefury, revan, cyan

I might only get one post done today, I have a science assignment due tomorrow, which is incredibly important.

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 21:42:00

dop done. I somehow missed the Spoils section.

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 22:31:00

I kick Beezlebub into an alternate dimension where he is the only living thing. He then goes insane from loneliness.

Bob: 11/20 (+2 from Alica111)

Void Cannon: 3/4

+2 to Engie

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 22:36:00

well since last post didn't work i'll do this again
i jump to floor 5 to see (wating to see what i see in floor 5
also i switch to neutral
so yeah i have been away for a REALLY long time. 60 pages wow that deserves some celebration ENGAGE THE TEMMIS MOTHERGORIILA
MOTHER GORILLA:Yes Sir!!!!!!!!



Welp time to write ze post
[big][big][big][b][b][b]Book of anti goddmodding:5 out of 15[/b][/b][/b][/big][/big][/big]
[big][big][big][b][b][b]hotel of Love: 3 out of 10[/b][/b][/b][/big][/big][/big]

Originally posted on 2016-07-19 23:45:00

WHERE IS MY REGEN. Also, Asmodeus should be rip right now. I used SoF, CM, and The Mask. That's a 12.5 thousand damage boost, a 1.5x creativity buff boost, and a guaranteed minicrit.
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+1 to Toast.
+2 to Piono.
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!pU egamaD: 20/20 (+1 Toast) (Done!)
ydduB Buddy!
Preparing spare charge...: 3/15 (+1 Piono)
Duh.
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Sword of Flame - Active
Creativity Matrix - Active
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SiivaGunner attacks Beelzebub.
The PTTDoF does its thing.
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A red portal suddenly pops into existence in Floor 1 of the Mates' base.
[AG] Portal To The Dimension of Anger
67,500 HP. Can't attack. Global damage up (5,000 DMG). Gives Anger to 3 random allied entities (The 01 aren't counted as allies.).
Anger (buff): Basically just minicrits. Lasts for 1 turn.
LITERALLY JUST THE BEACON OF HOPE BUT WITH THINGS PERTAINING TO DAMAGE.
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The Lunatic Cultist has decided that enough Eldritch Shipping is enough.

He flies outta Terraria and into Minecraft, brining the summoning sigil with him.

"It's time to stop!"

Unfortunately, shippers are too strong a force for a skrub like him to control.

So he just drops the sigil into Beelzebub. Turns out the sigil is made of really heavy metal and his majjyks (the yellow flame things) were holding it up at the Dungeon.

Beelzebub was hit by the force of 666 anvils.

To add more injury to injury, Razihel just shoots him with Indra Airstrike. Multiple times.

He then takes a doomed timeline copy of Anotherbrushland, and then smashes it into the forum. The website in which this game is hosted.

The temmies from ash's post fall into P&S land, falling onto Beelzebub.

They proceed to downgrade Beelzebub's Mark of Tem to 10.

Sorry, did I say downgrade? I meant UPGRADE.

Beelzebub explodes, and gets upgraded into a temmie with 1/4th of the original stats.

By upgrade, I meant DOWNGRADE.

What used to be Beelzebub catches HOIVS, and then spontaneously combusts.

Toppest of keks.
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-Alchemies-
Iron Katana && Chainsaw && White Fire Essence && Soul of DeviantArt = ReshiRazor (Level 5) - (5/6)
A pure white chainsaw katana that's on fire. Makes all that get struck by it succumb to the cancer.
Flint && Stone && Snowball && 2 Generic High School Chorale uniforms && Megaphone && Half-eaten Donut && Glasses && 4-Alarm Hot Sauce || Singular Turntech Timetable = HQ Disc of Deception (Level 7) - (3/8)
I only make high quality video game alchemies.
-Inventory-
Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - A bow, similar to the Daedalus Stormbow, which makes thunder arrows that deal huge damage fall from the sky at whichever the laser sight is pointing at.
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area.
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel.
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 12:53:00

Verdana's response to running out of integrity is to suddenly turn into a large pile of red crystals.

Dust To Dust: 11/20 (+2 from Alicia, +2 from Piono, +2 from Jondanger, -1 from being dead)
Spare charge: 2/15 (+2 from Alicia, -1 from being dead)
Dead people cannot give +charge to anyone, sowwy

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 15:06:00

Irongutta revives. Da Boyz will keep doing what they do best while Dok Buzzgob will assist in their assault on the Mates players.

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+3 to Piono

Charges:
A Couple of Cans: 6/20 (+1 from Revan)
"Oi! Why'z I walking!?": 1/15

Alchemies:
Mek's Wrench && Steel Sword Blade && Plasteel Scraps = 'Uge Wrench (Level 3: 2/4)
The equivalent of an 'Uge Choppa wielded by some Boyz or Nobz, this is simply a bigger version of his old wrench with a sharp blade on the other side of the head. The weapon is also reinforced with some bits of Plasteel that have been pounded into flat plates and bolted on. Would probably be unwieldy in the hands of a smaller Ork.

Tesla Coils && Dual Plasma Battery && "Super Konduktor" Wiring && Looted Shield Drone Bits = Kustom Force Field Generator (Level 5: 3/5)
These devices are commonplace among successful Meks who use them to protect themselves or their creations. These devices are typically worn on their back and project a protective bubble around themselves that, despite crackling with energy or spewing noxious smoke, is extremely effective in their purpose. Irongutta managing to loot a Tau Shield Drone was extremely helpful in the creation of this device.

Originally posted on 2016-07-20 19:00:00