A pair of people who look the exact same in body fly in through a portal, having a fistfight with each other.
Their backs on the other hand...one has holographic, rainbow wings outstretched. The other has tentacles protruding from its back.

They take notice of where they ended up.

"Oh. Hi. Guess we went back to the future. Listen, One, I'd like you deal with this."

"AD INFINITUM AD INFINITUM AD INFINITUM-"
"Okay, you can stop that now. I just had a conversation with you, I know you can do it. We sung a song together, even!"
"AD INFINIT oh, fine. Why should I do that?"
"For the enjoyment of the person writing this, who now has command over your actions."
"Come on, we're completely different: I'm you with Eldritch Horror flavoring."
"Oh, just do it. Besides, I know myself well enough to know why you're doing this anyways."
The tentacled body grins. "We like a challenge."

The one with rainbow wings leaves through a portal. On the other side, for a short instant, a large ball of plasma with earthen spikes jutting out can be seen.
As the portal closes, the tentacled One introduces himself.
1/10 CHARGE!
"I am part of the being who's true form cannot be grasped who has been dubbed 'The Umbral One'.
Here's a trick my counterpart learned from a miko."

The One takes out two balls with Yin-Yang symbols on each. They fly towards Koishi and bonk her on the head. They then go back to The One, and repeat the process a few times.
"Now, don't let too much of my power leak out too quickly.
It's no fun if I don't hold something back for later."

Originally posted on 2016-02-29 00:50:00

Gun Boy 10/10 Done.
Hole of Noobs 2/10

Gasterblaster && Gun = Gaster Blaster 1/??? (Get it?)
Crappy Sword && Element of Fire = Fiery Sword 1/???

A portal appears with a random dude with a gun.
You called?
Yeah whatever. Just shoot stuff.
Random Guy With a Gun (50,000 / 50,000 HP (AG)

I use the the Heatray Shades on Koishi Komeji's (insert female body part)s.
RGWG shoots a Drain Bullet at stevei, which bounces into Ascension, healing him somehow.

Originally posted on 2016-02-29 03:41:00

Golden Modular Hydrodynamic Spatula && Cook Book && The Abilty to Transform into Other Objects of Cooking = 1/? ??? level ?
Krabby Patty >fine = 2/? level ???

I begin by pointing out that unless CIA gets a buff in the next life, Engie is gonna handily dismantle their body parts and but them on display. I do this so that they kill engie more and because i am behind a door that only the AG, N and GM factions can get into. Also, while CIA is probably supposed to be uberweak at magic due to leveling, that long spell cast time is gonna make it useless.

Then spongebawb serves the Demon Grunts some food and trys to talk them into peace treaty's. I mean, they are effectively meaningless mooks, but they could give themselves a meaning by doing the unexpected- betraying Alicia. She is, after, for all intends and purposes using them as tools.

If they don't agree, their food is full of nightmare-fueling poison. And normal poison. Then, he kicks the table that they were sitting at though the demon portal.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the portal, they somehow fall asleep and promptly have horrific nightmares, followed by realizing that a bomb was tossed though with them. A bomb of 500000 Krabby Patty's.

Before long, the other side of the portal is full of krabby patty's.


1+ to topaz
1+ to pricey
3/5 Booooooooooooooom (1+ topaz 1+ pricey)
1/10 Krabby Patty Attack Robot

Originally posted on 2016-02-29 06:13:00

Verdana respawns. Only, one problem... he's apparently forgotten to have any skin. Which means y'all get a lovely sight of THAT IS NOT A REMOTELY HUMAN BODY ANYMORE. And then his skin loads in, which thankfully covers up the things that people were not meant to see.

Well, that was mildly unpleasant... being referred to as an IT, of course, not dying.

Not Quite The Right Type Of Metal: 6/10 (+2 from Alicia) (Charge did not naturally progress due to death-related circumstances)

Originally posted on 2016-02-29 09:39:00

I hate missing rounds... Also, the fact that despite being one of the most annoyingly overpowered players in the series, I'm still 100% incapable of actually injuring the godmodder in any session regardless of canonicity.

I take my rage at all of that unfairness, ball it up into a massive pile of hurt, and then hold it above my head... or, well, I'm a disembodied narrator voice, so I guess I don't have a head. But anyways, a gun appears in front of Cia. "Hi." It then shoots her in the face, depleting her last speck of HP, and as soon as she respawns, I slam the ball of hurt onto Cia, dealing more damage and inflicting "emotional pain" on Cia, decreasing their attack power for two rounds.

Hrm... I think I'm just gonna start replicating some of my stuffs from DTG2.
Battery AND backpack: 1/2 battery pack. "And WHY are you making this thing?" Because I have no idea what else to make.
8/10 for show stopper. "Alright, almost done..."
3/3 for magic numbers. Because Waluigi has nothing to do with my attack.

3/3 expended!
Dr Kawashima! Go!
Nevermind that image is too big.
The giant floating head from smash bros flies into everyone's view. It laughs, and flies up into the sky, and suddenly a variety of numbers float into view, knocking the various PGs in all sorts of directions, sometimes combining into numbers bigger than 10, at which point they explode violently.
The storm, however, also deals damage to the AGs (Although not as much), which fortunately has the side effect of, because balancing, dealing more damage to the PGs. The Hostiles and Neutrals are completely missed for some reason. :\
Anyways, slight damage to the AGs, lots of damage to the PGs scattered amongst the tombstones and terror skeletons.

Originally posted on 2016-02-29 17:30:00

QUOTE (The_Topazian @ (time=1456683474))

Sorodin> Thanks, I just wanted that taint bonus. Sorodin respawns. Composition: 40% Taint, 50% Water, 10% Blood

Cia does not respond.
You respawn.

QUOTE (Redstonetam15 @ (time=1456717271))

Gun Boy 10/10 Done. Hole of Noobs 2/10 Gasterblaster && Gun =  Gaster Blaster 1/??? (Get it?) Crappy Sword && Element of Fire = Fiery Sword 1/??? A portal appears with a random dude with a gun. You called? Yeah whatever. Just shoot stuff. Random Guy With a Gun (50,000 / 50,000 HP (AG) I use the the Heatray Shades on Koishi Komeji's (insert female body part)s. RGWG shoots a Drain Bullet at stevei, which bounces into Ascension, healing him somehow.

You deal 7,400 damage to Koishi. RGWG added, following your orders.

**Divinity Alicia111: I thought you were worried about hurting women in the real world with some of your attacks.
**Divinity Alicia111: That's kind of rude.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1456707058))

A pair of people who look the exact same in body fly in through a portal, having a fistfight with each other. Their backs on the other hand...one has holographic, rainbow wings outstretched. The other has tentacles protruding from its back. They take notice of where they ended up. "Oh. Hi. Guess we went back to the future. Listen, One, I'd like you deal with this." "AD INFINITUM AD INFINITUM AD INFINITUM-" "Okay, you can stop that now. I just had a conversation with you, I know you can do it. We sung a song together, even!" "AD INFINIT oh, fine. Why should I do that?" "For the enjoyment of the person writing this, who now has command over your actions." "Come on, we're completely different: I'm you with Eldritch Horror flavoring." "Oh, just do it. Besides, I know myself well enough to know why you're doing this anyways." The tentacled body grins. "We like a challenge." The one with rainbow wings leaves through a portal. On the other side, for a short instant, a large ball of plasma with earthen spikes jutting out can be seen. As the portal closes, the tentacled One introduces himself. 1/10 CHARGE! "I am part of the being who's true form cannot be grasped who has been dubbed 'The Umbral One'. Here's a trick my counterpart learned from a miko." The One takes out two balls with Yin-Yang symbols on each. They fly towards Koishi and bonk her on the head. They then go back to The One, and repeat the process a few times. "Now, don't let too much of my power leak out too quickly. It's no fun if I don't hold something back for later."

Koishi takes 15,000 damage due to youkai naturally being weak to exorcism methods.
Koishi Komeiji: You've met her as well.
Alicia stares at you. Hard. She's heard rumours of what the Umbral One from you and is extremely worried about your powers.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1456726422))

Golden Modular Hydrodynamic Spatula && Cook Book && The Abilty to Transform into Other Objects of Cooking = 1/? ??? level ? Krabby Patty >fine = 2/? level ??? I begin by pointing out that unless CIA gets a buff in the next life, Engie is gonna handily dismantle their body parts and but them on display. I do this so that they kill engie more and because i am behind a door that only the AG, N and GM factions can get into. Also, while CIA is probably supposed to be uberweak at magic due to leveling, that long spell cast time is gonna make it useless. Then spongebawb serves the Demon Grunts some food and trys to talk them into peace treaty's. I mean, they are effectively meaningless mooks, but they could give themselves a meaning by doing the unexpected- betraying Alicia. She is, after, for all intends and purposes using them as tools. If they don't agree, their food is full of nightmare-fueling poison. And normal poison. Then, he kicks the table that they were sitting at though the demon portal. Meanwhile, on the other side of the portal, they somehow fall asleep and promptly have horrific nightmares, followed by realizing that a bomb was tossed though with them. A bomb of 500000 Krabby Patty's. Before long, the other side of the portal is full of krabby patty's. 1+ to topaz 1+ to pricey 3/5 Booooooooooooooom (1+ topaz 1+ pricey) 1/10 Krabby Patty Attack Robot

Golden Modular Hydrodynamic Spatula && Cook Book && The Abilty to Transform into Other Objects of Cooking = Omni Cooking Spatula (Level 3)
Krabby Patty > Fine = ERROR, REQUIRES SCP-914
Demon Grunt 1: You see, our purpose in life is to be summoned by magi and people who want to make contracts with us, like Alicia.
Demon Grunt 2: I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, a decent few of us don't like Alicia.
Demon Grunt 1: If you can prove yourself to be a more worthy master than Alicia, in any way possible, then we'll join you.

You know have the chance to ACT in a way so that the Demon Grunts leave Alicia and become the second group of entities to be convinced by you to join them.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1456738741))

Verdana respawns. Only, one problem... he's apparently forgotten to have any skin. Which means y'all get a lovely sight of THAT IS NOT A REMOTELY HUMAN BODY ANYMORE. And then his skin loads in, which thankfully covers up the things that people were not meant to see. Well, that was mildly unpleasant... being referred to as an IT, of course, not dying. Not Quite The Right Type Of Metal: 6/10 (+2 from Alicia) (Charge did not naturally progress due to death-related circumstances)

You think you're a person? Heh.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1456767006))

I hate missing rounds... Also, the fact that despite being one of the most annoyingly overpowered players in the series, I'm still 100% incapable of actually injuring the godmodder in any session regardless of canonicity. I take my rage at all of that unfairness, ball it up into a massive pile of hurt, and then hold it above my head... or, well, I'm a disembodied narrator voice, so I guess I don't have a head. But anyways, a gun appears in front of Cia. "Hi." It then shoots her in the face, depleting her last speck of HP, and as soon as she respawns, I slam the ball of hurt onto Cia, dealing more damage and inflicting "emotional pain" on Cia, decreasing their attack power for two rounds. Hrm... I think I'm just gonna start replicating some of my stuffs from DTG2. Battery AND backpack: 1/2 battery pack. "And WHY are you making this thing?" Because I have no idea what else to make. 8/10 for show stopper. "Alright, almost done..." 3/3 for magic numbers. Because Waluigi has nothing to do with my attack. 3/3 expended! Dr Kawashima! Go! Nevermind that image is too big. The giant floating head from smash bros flies into everyone's view. It laughs, and flies up into the sky, and suddenly a variety of numbers float into view, knocking the various PGs in all sorts of directions, sometimes combining into numbers bigger than 10, at which point they explode violently. The storm, however, also deals damage to the AGs (Although not as much), which fortunately has the side effect of, because balancing, dealing more damage to the PGs. The Hostiles and Neutrals are completely missed for some reason. :\ Anyways, slight damage to the AGs, lots of damage to the PGs scattered amongst the tombstones and terror skeletons.

Battery && Backpack = Battery Pack (Level 1)

I don't know the feeling of not being able to damage a godmodder as well as you, since I've managed to do 3 (out of 5) damage to the Acolyte, but I know it is annoying. Then again, the only person who's been able to damage Alicia is now a Pro-Godmodder and the entity advantage rule makes it very hard to even have a window to be able to damage Alicia anyway.

Cia manages to hold on due to sheer determination, and the fact that a event is coming up, but it's clear that she will collapse after that event is finished. Alicia buffs the part of the storm that deals damage to Anti-Godmodders, making all Anti and Pro Godmodder entities take 6,000 damage.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
stevei makes a finger gun at Ascension, causing him to explode and deal 8 damage. Golicethor, Fluxbob and their familiars use a variety of attacks on Koishi, dealing 20,000 damage.

Cia smirks, before staring at Verdana and Eric. They feel a massive gravitation pull before Cia smiles.
CharaIsInnocent: This power! This power! I love it, and I'll love killing you!
Eric and Verdana have gained two stacks of Minor Gravcrush. Cia then collapses from exhaustion, generating a Tombstone. [SPELL]. Some people may remember that in the inital drawings of Undertale, there were five options inside of four. SPELL, is the fifth one. SPELL is what the humans used to trap the monsters underground. Cia might have just gotten to that level, but she's also possessed by an omnicidal maniac. This last life bar is going to be fun.

Ascension kills off the Familiars, generating two Tombstones. RGWG fires a Drain bullet at stevei, dealing 5 damage and healing Ascension for 2.

Koishi fires at The One and Fluxbob, enhancing her actions due to being at low health for 10,000 damage to each of them. jAFK respawns and takes out two Notch apples.
(Right Side of History) jAFK: Hey, Verdana, I'm going to restock after I die this time. If you vote for me, I can do something really cool that will push the insurgents way back and I'll give you one of these.
(Right Side of History) jAFK: I have chests on chests of them, due to formerly being an admin, and these will turn the tide of battle.
The Terror Skeletons barely manage to do two shots of 6 damage to Spongebawb's Familiars, creating two more Tombstones. The Tombstones pummel Spongebawb into the ground, doing 8,000 damage.

Alicia +1s Verdana and claps her hands, again. Two new players join the server, name tags reading ADVENT_ and ancillaAliciarum. The second one radiates Godmodding energy. Alicia's alt, maybe?

ancillaAliciarum: I don't really feel comfortable being out in the open like this.
**Divinity Alicia111: Be quiet, slave. I brought you here to help me out.

ancillaAliciarum glares at Alicia for a second, before they and ADVENT_ split up. ADVENT_ uses a psionic blast on Fluxbob, killing him and turning him into a more powerful Tombstone, while servusAliciarum casts an arcane spell, causing pionoplayer to be magically dissolved, killing him and adding to the Tombstone stack. Alicia looks into either incarnation of The One's eyes, before they find themselves in a black void.

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---

The One slowly goes insane before the illusion breaks and their mind snaps, taking 8 damage. ADVENT_ and ancilla then teleport out, somehow breaking through the barrier.

(Fallen From Grace) stevei: If you were wondering why ancilla was so paranoid, she's an Alpha.
(Fallen From Grace) stevei: I wouldn't expect Alicia to use her to help her attacks too frequently in case one of you get onto the ladder.
(Fallen From Grace) stevei: That's a pretty embarrassing username, though.
(Fallen From Grace) stevei: Wonder how she got it.
[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Defeat stevei.

[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Defeat Koishi Komeji.
[AG]: Defeat jAFK.
[AG]: Destroy the Curse of Tombstones.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Protect Koishi Komeiji.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: 20% Fluxed Lobby (Tainted entities gain a 20% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Snowing (Ice entities regenerate 1,000 HP) ∞
Curse of Tombstones (Non-PGs that die and are significantly powerful turn into Tombstones): IIII
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 20/20 HP
[AG] pionoplayer/Eric: 0/20 HP, Minor Gravcrush: IIIIIIIIII
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 20/20 HP
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 2/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP, Minor Gravcrush: IIIIIIIIII
[PG] teag2: 13/20 HP

[???] Spongebawb's House: ???/??? HP, Only enterable by Anti-Godmodders and Neutrals without godmodding.

[H] stevei: 81/100 HP, Has 3 Armour, Conflict: IIII
[H] Golicethor, Goliath of Ice: 30,000/30,000 HP, Arcane Death: IIIIIII

[N] CharaIsInnocent/Cia: 0/20 HP (x2), Minor Gravcrush: IIIIIIIIII

[AG-PL] Ascension: 27/100 HP (x2), Has 2 Armour, To The Sky: IIII, Project Mechanical: IIIIIIIIII, Project Retake: IIIIIIIIII
[AG] Random Guy With a Gun: 44,000/50,000 HP

[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 9,600/100,000 HP, Current Spellcard: Symbol "Danmaku Paranoia" (Melee attacks deal damage to the attackers.), Current Pattern: Spread Fire
[PG-PL] jAFK: 100/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Curse: II
[PG] Terror Skeletons: 32,000/40,000 HP, 34,000/40,000 (x3), 50% chance of a Double Action.
[PG] Tombstones: 5,000/5,000 HP (x6), 10,000/10,000 HP

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

[SPONGEBAWB'S HOUSE]
Kitchen:
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 12/20 HP, Well Fed: II
[AG] Pricey12345: 4/20 HP, 22% INTEGRITY, Well Fed: I

[AG] Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs: 7,000/40,000 HP (x5), Well Fed: III, Guarding the Anti-Godmodder Descendants.

[PG?] Demon Grunts: 12,000/12,000 HP (x2), Will ally with the Anti-Godmodders if Spongebawb and maybe Pricey can prove themselves.
[PG] Demon Portal: 40,000/40,000 HP, Spawns three demons per turn, can have a maximum of six demons extant at a time.

Originally posted on 2016-02-29 18:32:00

"Ooh, 18 damage in one turn, with both the boss and the godmodder we're fighting ganging up on me! Challenge, this certainly is! I'm flattered by your attempts to gang up on me...but...
Did you just try to drive me insane? That's not very nice, is it?"
The Umbral One has a cheeky grin on his face, considering how little health matters in this game. He knows he'll be forced to respawn soon.
2/10
He? looks at Koishi.
"Laser...is not difficult."
He? takes out a tiny hexagonal trinket. Koishi would be feeling fear, except for the fact that she can't. She knows what's about to unfold.
"Concentrate your mind..."
He? speaks in an arcane language into the trinket.
"Mutter the spell to Mini-Elemental-Reactor tenderly..."
He? points it at Koishi.
"Aim it at someone you don't like..."
A large laser emanates from the reactor, slamming into Koishi with great nostalgic power.
"Now, unleash your annihilation of love!
Don't worry, Koishi, I don't hate you. Tell you what, after the battle, I'll take you to a tea party, okay?"

Man, you've done 3/5 damage to the Acolyte?
I feel like part of an exclusive club with only three members!
-Damagers of the Acolyte-

Originally posted on 2016-02-29 21:40:00

Nope. I just happen to have a gender.

Verdana shrugs.

Besides, you're hardly a person yourself anymore.

To keep himself amused while waiting for Cia to respawn, he idly begins throwing a barrage of Oblivion elemental blasts at Ascension, not caring too much as the missed shots take huge chunks out of the environment. He doesn't seem to be too good at aiming, meaning a lot of blasts miss even if Ascension just stands there... and then the ground falls away, a sudden gravity burst taking Ascension with it. And then there's a distant-sounding series of explosions as a bundle of TNT at the bottom of the hole goes off. And then the sound of a bunch of arrows bouncing around in the hole. And then the sound of lava burning something. And then a Mutant Creeper wanders into the hole, falls in, and promptly explodes. And then Dogsong begins playing.

Meanwhile, Verdana does the voting thing for jAFK.

Not Quite The Right Type Of Metal: 8/10 (+1 from Alicia)

Well, would you look at that! My charge is going to be done soon...

Originally posted on 2016-03-01 07:47:00

I'll wait another day to update due to the low amount of posts this turn.

Also, there's a poll about whether I'm introducing plot points too quickly. I wouldn't mind a few votes or some feedback about it.

Originally posted on 2016-03-01 18:42:00

3/10
The One decides to try his hand at biology...unfortunately, the One is still reading through my memories, and thus does not know how skeletons are actually supposed to fit together. He takes one Terror Skeleton apart to see how it works, but forgets to put it back together.

Originally posted on 2016-03-01 19:00:00

Plot points? Meh, don't force it along, we were coming to a lull, just don't overwhelm us and make sure the AGs have the opportunity to keep the entities and godmodder damage up, and you'll be good. I think you've been doing fine so far.

Eric gets completely dissolved. Ouch.
Okay, erm... Let's see, revive incantation, revive incantation... screw it, I'm just gonna swap game mechanics for a while and drop a cub of coffee on him.
Poof!
"oowwww... I hate being in the firing line."

I finish the battery pack. "Well THAT'S useful." Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I'm just here to have fun.
9/10 "Wait, what? Hold on a second! Why'd the charge get bigger?" ... I haven't the slightest. wait, nevermind, it's fixed now.
1/2 for rehashing. Oh, well that's even more bizarre. It looks like it's trying to run BOTH of my charge lists simultaneously. "Is that a bad thing?" I don't think we're gonna get to choose our charges after you finish up with your stage performance. "...Crap."

EDIT: Done goofed, 10s still the max.

Originally posted on 2016-03-01 19:02:00

Spongebawb:
>ACT
>Demon Grunt 1 and 2
>Convince
Spongebawb: Well, what i can say is that unlike her, i didn't take over a server for no reason other than power. At least, that i know of.
Spongebawb: And as it is, you are, as you yourself said, are summoned by magi to make contracts. Yet, i have seen no mention of a contract so far except here, unless a demon portal being place is part of the contract.
Spongebawb: If she has no such contract, then i would willingly create one.
Spongebawb: I would also not mind helping you in anyway you desire. Especially if it involves making food.
Spongebawb: But, thats beside the point. If you were her enemy, what do you think she would do first? Start stabbing you, or try to win you over and get a contract?
Spongebawb: And if she did want a contract, how would she conduct the negotiation?
Spongebawb: But, i assume you still want an actual reason to join.
Spongebawg: Due to the nature of DTG, the [PA]'s cannot win truly. There is no set "win condtion" for them, because the games goal is to destroy the godmodder.
Spongebawb: And since we have the blessing of the narrative to ensure that winning is possible, we can survive this battle, and perhaps win.
Spongebawb: There is also the fact that, on her side, you would be mere cannon fodder. But on our side? We need ally's of any type, and your help would be more important and useful to us than on her side. Sure, the fighting is hard, and long, but we can win, with you or without you. Still, we need help more than ever, what with the hostile faction stealing our entitys and forcing them to fight us.
Spongebawb: I honestly think this argument might fail, and that it could be improved a lot. But still, it's our hour of need and we need anyone willing to fight. She, on the other hand, has a horde of mooks ready to replace you at a moment's notice. I doubt she would even bother with a mass grave.
Spongebawb: At any rate, is there any food i can get? Or drinks?





1+ to topaz
1+ to pricey
4/5 Booooooooooooooom (
1/10 Krabby Patty Attack Robot

Originally posted on 2016-03-01 21:32:00

+1 to engie, finalbattle and battlefury

Okay, let's see here, okay, Eric, I have an idea.
"Gimme a sec, k?"
um... okay...?
10/10 expended!
Laser light show: refraction!
Um, what is that supposed to- holy!
For those of you that weren't watching, that show did a big climax, and all of the laser lights just turned into an absolutely enormous cloud of magic missiles fueled by Eric's staff of magic missiles, which just completely demolished Koishi, and jAFK, and punched quite a few holes in the terror skeletons.
Well then.
"Whew, glad that's done. Anyways, what did you need me to do?"
Follow these blueprints.
"right."
Eric takes the battery pack, hooks it up to the unforger, and jumps up into the air...
"You know, I'm surprised I can do this, my strength stat shouldn't be high enough to let me do this kind of thing"
It's DTG, just roll with it.
Anyways, he brings down the now electrified anvil hammer head onto the top of the 10000 hit point tombstone, sending out an electric shockwave from the blast. Fun fact, stone isn't immune to lightning. It shatters when heated up that way, just like everything else.
Also, having an anvil smashed into it at high speed, but also the lightning thing from the battery pack.

knitting needles AND XBOX360 = kinect wands Lvl1 1/2 "WHYY?!?!?" Hey, I'M doing the alchemies here, not you!
2/2 for rehashing:

2/2 expended!
A pair of absolutely massive stone hashtags materialize above the battlefield.
They hover for a bit before dropping down, smashing tombstones beneath them into a fine powder.
These are followed by a swarm of angry bluebirds and a social media helicopter descending from the sky in a cloud of fire that explodes, destroying the stone hashtags just as thoroughly as the tombstones.

Originally posted on 2016-03-02 01:55:00

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1456782047))

"Ooh, 18 damage in one turn, with both the boss and the godmodder we're fighting ganging up on me! Challenge, this certainly is! I'm flattered by your attempts to gang up on me...but... Did you just try to drive me insane? That's not very nice, is it?" The Umbral One has a cheeky grin on his face, considering how little health matters in this game. He knows he'll be forced to respawn soon. 2/10 He? looks at Koishi. "Laser...is not difficult." He? takes out a tiny hexagonal trinket. Koishi would be feeling fear, except for the fact that she can't. She knows what's about to unfold. "Concentrate your mind..." He? speaks in an arcane language into the trinket. "Mutter the spell to Mini-Elemental-Reactor tenderly..." He? points it at Koishi. "Aim it at someone you don't like..." A large laser emanates from the reactor, slamming into Koishi with great nostalgic power. "Now, unleash your annihilation of love! Don't worry, Koishi, I don't hate you. Tell you what, after the battle, I'll take you to a tea party, okay?" Man, you've done 3/5 damage to the Acolyte? I feel like part of an exclusive club with only three members! -Damagers of the Acolyte-

Alicia is about to point out bombs can't deal damage to extra bosses but the referential damage pierces through that and breaks through Koishi's current spell, forcing her to activate her final spell with 10,000 HP less than usual.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1456818479))

Nope. I just happen to have a gender. Verdana shrugs. Besides, you're hardly a person yourself anymore. To keep himself amused while waiting for Cia to respawn, he idly begins throwing a barrage of Oblivion elemental blasts at Ascension, not caring too much as the missed shots take huge chunks out of the environment. He doesn't seem to be too good at aiming, meaning a lot of blasts miss even if Ascension just stands there... and then the ground falls away, a sudden gravity burst taking Ascension with it. And then there's a distant-sounding series of explosions as a bundle of TNT at the bottom of the hole goes off. And then the sound of a bunch of arrows bouncing around in the hole. And then the sound of lava burning something. And then a Mutant Creeper wanders into the hole, falls in, and promptly explodes. And then Dogsong begins playing. Meanwhile, Verdana does the voting thing for jAFK. Not Quite The Right Type Of Metal: 8/10 (+1 from Alicia) Well, would you look at that! My charge is going to be done soon...

Fine. I think that everything else's existence is useless, compared to the sheer amount of Determination I have, making me more of a person than the rest of you.
Of course, the Narrative and Conflict can somehow override my Determination, but without them, I could do whatever I want with you and wipe your memories of it, over and over again.

Ascension happens to be terrible at dodging as Verdana is at aiming, and gets hit square by an Oblivion blast and hit by the gravity burst, getting shredded to pieces by most of the attack. He manages to ender pearl out of the pit just as the Mutant Creeper arrives, but dies of ender pearl damage.

jAFK gains +1 Vote, and tosses you an Enchanted Golden Apple. This is usable once for +4 regeneration per turn for three turns and 1 temporary armour but is lost on death.
Yes, there are plugins in place to nerf notch apples on AscensionCraft, in case you were wondering and if anyone actually knows I put invisitext here.

QUOTE (FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW @ (time=1456858855))

3/10 The One decides to try his hand at biology...unfortunately, the One is still reading through my memories, and thus does not know how skeletons are actually supposed to fit together. He takes one Terror Skeleton apart to see how it works, but forgets to put it back together.

A Terror Skeleton takes 3,000 damage before putting itself back together.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1456858978))

Plot points? Meh, don't force it along, we were coming to a lull, just don't overwhelm us and make sure the AGs have the opportunity to keep the entities and godmodder damage up, and you'll be good. I think you've been doing fine so far. Eric gets completely dissolved. Ouch. Okay, erm... Let's see, revive incantation, revive incantation... screw it, I'm just gonna swap game mechanics for a while and drop a cub of coffee on him. Poof! "oowwww... I hate being in the firing line." I finish the battery pack. "Well THAT'S useful." Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I'm just here to have fun. 9/10 "Wait, what? Hold on a second! Why'd the charge get bigger?" ... I haven't the slightest. wait, nevermind, it's fixed now. 1/2 for rehashing. Oh, well that's even more bizarre. It looks like it's trying to run BOTH of my charge lists simultaneously. "Is that a bad thing?" I don't think we're gonna get to choose our charges after you finish up with your stage performance. "...Crap." EDIT: Done goofed, 10s still the max.

You respawn. We had a discussion about this on the Forge, but unless there are a high amount of complaints, you cannot charge or alchemise during the respawning turn.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1456867939))

Spongebawb: >ACT >Demon Grunt 1 and 2 >Convince Spongebawb: Well, what i can say is that unlike her, i didn't take over a server for no reason other than power. At least, that i know of. Spongebawb: And as it is, you are, as you yourself said, are summoned by magi to make contracts. Yet, i have seen no mention of a contract so far except here, unless a demon portal being place is part of the contract. Spongebawb: If she has no such contract, then i would willingly create one. Spongebawb: I would also not mind helping you in anyway you desire. Especially if it involves making food. Spongebawb: But, thats beside the point. If you were her enemy, what do you think she would do first? Start stabbing you, or try to win you over and get a contract? Spongebawb: And if she did want a contract, how would she conduct the negotiation?  Spongebawb: But, i assume you still want an actual reason to join. Spongebawg: Due to the nature of DTG, the [PA]'s cannot win truly. There is no set "win condtion" for them, because the games goal is to destroy the godmodder. Spongebawb: And since we have the blessing of the narrative to ensure that winning is possible, we can survive this battle, and perhaps win. Spongebawb: There is also the fact that, on her side, you would be mere cannon fodder. But on our side? We need ally's of any type, and your help would be more important and useful to us than on her side. Sure, the fighting is hard, and long, but we can win, with you or without you. Still, we need help more than ever, what with the hostile faction stealing our entitys and forcing them to fight us. Spongebawb: I honestly think this argument might fail, and that it could be improved a lot. But still, it's our hour of need and we need anyone willing to fight. She, on the other hand, has a horde of mooks ready to replace you at a moment's notice. I doubt she would even bother with a mass grave. Spongebawb: At any rate, is there any food i can get? Or drinks?  1+ to topaz 1+ to pricey 4/5 Booooooooooooooom ( 1/10 Krabby Patty Attack Robot

The Grunts have had their eyes opened and decide to join the Anti-Godmodders, but not before clarifying a few things.
Demon Grunt 1: She made a contract with our lord, and created the portal to make it easier to use us as cannon fodder.
Demon Grunt 2: You seem nicer than most types of people that want to contract with us.
Demon Grunt 1: Now, if you want to contract with us, sign here, not necessarily with your blood.

Demon Grunt 2 (Abigor): Our service could be considered useful, and if we don't go back, we'll be punished for not following orders.
Demon Grunt 1 (Ialen): Your choice, though. Revise it how you wish.
The full mechanics of the contract will be explained if you choose to take it.
Alicia activates Altgeddon for the first time and sneaks an alt into Spongebawb's house via godmodding.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1456883749))

+1 to engie, finalbattle and battlefury Okay, let's see here, okay, Eric, I have an idea. "Gimme a sec, k?" um... okay...? 10/10 expended! Laser light show: refraction! Um, what is that supposed to- holy! For those of you that weren't watching, that show did a big climax, and all of the laser lights just turned into an absolutely enormous cloud of magic missiles fueled by Eric's staff of magic missiles, which just completely demolished Koishi, and jAFK, and punched quite a few holes in the terror skeletons. Well then. "Whew, glad that's done. Anyways, what did you need me to do?" Follow these blueprints. "right." Eric takes the battery pack, hooks it up to the unforger, and jumps up into the air... "You know, I'm surprised I can do this, my strength stat shouldn't be high enough to let me do this kind of thing" It's DTG, just roll with it. Anyways, he brings down the now electrified anvil hammer head onto the top of the 10000 hit point tombstone, sending out an electric shockwave from the blast. Fun fact, stone isn't immune to lightning. It shatters when heated up that way, just like everything else. Also, having an anvil smashed into it at high speed, but also the lightning thing from the battery pack. knitting needles AND XBOX360 = kinect wands Lvl1 1/2 "WHYY?!?!?" Hey, I'M doing the alchemies here, not you! 2/2 for rehashing: 2/2 expended! A pair of absolutely massive stone hashtags materialize above the battlefield. They hover for a bit before dropping down, smashing tombstones beneath them into a fine powder. These are followed by a swarm of angry bluebirds and a social media helicopter descending from the sky in a cloud of fire that explodes, destroying the stone hashtags just as thoroughly as the tombstones.

Even if you could charge while dead, it takes the entire turn to respawn and you couldn't act anyway.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
stevei has also heard of the massive power of the Umbral One and sets him on fire. He dies and a Tombstones rises. Golicethor uses Frostbite on jAFK, dealing 9 damage.

CharaIsInnocent respawns and gets hit by piono's hurt orb, gaining Depression.

Ascension is forced to wait a turn before respawning. RGWG shoots two Tombstones, killing two of them.

Koishi fires danmaku everywhere, but particularly aimed at stevei. He takes 3 damage (including Armour) and every non-Pro-Godmodder also takes 3,000 damage while Golicethor, who is next to stevei both literally and on the entity list takes another 1,000 damage. jAFK fires an arrow at stevei. stevei dodges an arrow, but then falls into Golicethor, dealing 6,000 damage to both of them, ignoring armour.

The Terror Skeletons gain Double Action and fire at Golicethor twice for 12,000 damage. The Tombstones batter Golicethor to create another 10k HP Tombstone.

Alicia decides to give the Anti-Godmodders a chance and idles, giving Verdana a +2 instead of the usual +1.

The SRCDKs and Grunts batter the Demon Portal for 20,000 damage.

The news has somehow managed to reach whatever hell the demons come from, and the Demon Portal releases Sponge Demons, specifically created to mess with Spongebawb's mind.
Alicia's alt prepares to fire an arrow at Spongebawb.
[ITINERARY]
[ALL]: Defeat stevei.

[AG]: Summon entities.
[AG]: Protect Ascension.
[AG]: Defeat Koishi Komeji.
[AG]: Defeat jAFK.
[AG]: Destroy the Curse of Tombstones.
[AG]: Kill Alicia111.

[PG]: Protect Alicia111.
[PG]: Protect Koishi Komeiji.
[PG]: Kill the AG players.
[PG]: Defeat Ascension.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: 20% Fluxed Lobby (Tainted entities gain a 20% boost to attack and defense.)
Weather: Snowing (Ice entities regenerate 1,000 HP) ∞
Curse of Tombstones (Non-PGs that die and are significantly powerful turn into Tombstones): III
AG Entity Advantage: FALSE


[AG] The_Topazian/Sorodin: 17/20 HP
[AG] pionoplayer/Eric: 17/20 HP
[AG] Redstonetam15/Joey: 17/20 HP
[AG] FINALBATTLESTARTSNOW/The Umbral One: 0/20 HP

[PG] engie/Verdana: 20/20 HP, Minor Gravcrush: IIIIIIIIII, Enchanted Golden Apples: (I)
[PG] teag2: 13/20 HP

[???] Spongebawb's House: ???/??? HP, Only enterable by Anti-Godmodders and Neutrals without godmodding.

[H] stevei: 72/100 HP, Has 3 Armour, Conflict: IIII

[N] CharaIsInnocent/Cia: 17/20 HP, Depression: III

[AG-PL] Ascension: 0/100 HP (x2), Has 2 Armour, To The Sky: IIII, Project Mechanical: IIIIIIIIII, Project Retake: IIIIIIIIII
[AG] Random Guy With a Gun: 41,000/50,000 HP

[BOSS] Koishi Komeiji: 110,000/120,000 HP, Current Spellcard: "Subterranean Rose" (Koishi's attackers take 1/3 of the damage that they deal to Koishi, while anyone who kills a Pro-Godmodder takes 1/8 of that Pro-Godmodder's total health.), Current Pattern: Blooming Roses
[PG-PL] jAFK: 91/100 HP, Has 1 Armour, Curse: II
[PG] Terror Skeletons: 29,000/40,000 HP, 34,000/40,000 (x3), 50% chance of a Double Action.
[PG] Tombstones: 5,000/5,000 HP (x5), 10,000/10,000 HP (x2)

[GM] Alicia111: 49/50 HP

[SPONGEBAWB'S HOUSE]
Kitchen:
[AG] Battlefury/SpongebawbisDaBest: 13/20 HP, Well Fed: I
[AG] Pricey12345: 5/20 HP, 22% INTEGRITY

[AG] Spinning Rainbow-Coloured Donkey Kongs: 8,000/40,000 HP (x5), Well Fed: II, Guarding the Anti-Godmodder Descendants.
[AG] Demon Grunts: 12,000/12,000 HP (x2), Willing to contract with Spongebawb.

[PG] Sponge Demons: 15,000/15,000 (x3)
[PG] Demon Portal: 20,000/40,000 HP, Spawns three demons per turn, can have a maximum of six demons extant at a time.

Originally posted on 2016-03-02 17:26:00

Welp, I dun goofed.

I finish the battery pack. "Well THAT'S useful." Maybe it is, maybe it isn't. I'm just here to have fun.
9/10 "Wait, what? Hold on a second! Why'd the charge get bigger?" ... I haven't the slightest. wait, nevermind, it's fixed now.
1/2 for rehashing. Oh, well that's even more bizarre. It looks like it's trying to run BOTH of my charge lists simultaneously. "Is that a bad thing?" I don't think we're gonna get to choose our charges after you finish up with your stage performance. "...Crap."

-snip no longer relevant dialogue-
Follow these blueprints.
"right."
Eric takes the battery pack, hooks it up to the unforger, and jumps up into the air...
"You know, I'm surprised I can do this, my strength stat shouldn't be high enough to let me do this kind of thing"
It's DTG, just roll with it.
Anyways, he brings down the now electrified anvil hammer head onto the top of the 10000 hit point tombstone, sending out an electric shockwave from the blast. Fun fact, stone isn't immune to lightning. It shatters when heated up that way, just like everything else.
Also, having an anvil smashed into it at high speed, but also the lightning thing from the battery pack.

Originally posted on 2016-03-02 19:09:00

The Umbral One respawns.
"Bombs don't need to do extra damage to bosses, just enough damage to bosses. Well, I knew I was going to go down pretty soon."
Also, a portal opens, and the twin the Umbral One was fighting pops his head out.
"Yeah, CharaIsInnocent? There's always someone stronger than you. There's always someone with more determination than you.
Heck, I know of two off the top of my head!"
He ducks his head back through the portal before the knife comes flying his way.

In case you are wondering, one is Frisk: Chara can respawn, Frisk can avoid dying in the first place during the True Final Boss: "But It Refused"
The other one...well, you'll see.

Originally posted on 2016-03-02 19:38:00

1/2 for kinect wands
10/10 for laser light show
2/2 for rehashing

Heheheh.
2/2 expended!
A pair of absolutely massive stone hashtags materialize above the battlefield.
They hover for a bit before dropping down, smashing tombstones beneath them into a fine powder.
These are followed by a swarm of angry bluebirds and a social media helicopter descending from the sky in a cloud of fire that explodes, destroying the stone hashtags just as thoroughly as the tombstones.

10/10 expended.
The large concert that's been going on in the background for some time comes to a climax.
"Pull that thread THIS way and..."
Eric twirls the staff of magic missiles around, and thrusts it into the air...
And suddenly, all the weaving, glowing lights, transform into things that are much more...
dangerous-looking.
Instead of a cloud of floating lights, above the stage is a massive cloud of floating projectiles, darts, arrows, spears and javelins.
At the center of it is a single, giant knife.
Eric brings the staff down 90 degrees, from vertical to horizontal, pointing out across the battlefield.
"GET DUNKED ON!!!"
The cloud launches forwards, past Cia, each shot just narrowly dodging her, the massive barrage of force projectiles barrage past, ripping up Koishi and jAFK, converging in a massive storm of multi-colored death.
Cia watches as these projectiles tear into the other two mainstays of the PG forces, then turns again as the last, largest and most important part of the storm flies forwards.
Cia looks down in shock as the massive knife punches straight through her chest and into the ground, completely impaling them.
The knife begins to shudder, flashing many different colors, cycling through every hue in the rainbow...
And it explodes. Violently, sending pieces of Cia everywhere.

Boom.
When I take a disliking to an entity, I make my displeasure known.
"That was... a bit more brutal than what I had planned."
She killed you.
"Yes, and you killed her. What you did was... a bit much."
Meh.

If Cia somehow survived being impaled and exploded, I decide to finish the job.
I take the debuff I applied last round, and draw it up out of her, into a dark, throbbing ball of pure stress.
Let me give you a taste of what senseless killing feels like.
I coalesce the ball smaller and smaller, fueling it with dark emotions from my own past, and what was caused to people by the actions of me and my characters until it is black as night, angry as Donald Trump on a bad hair day.
The ball spirals up into the air, then shoots downwards, slamming into Cia's chest.
The ball of pure stress flashes outwards, completely vaporizing Cia.

If Cia DID die... meh, Eric, you do something.
"Okay. Narrate this, please."
Eric picks up the Unforger, spins it around a few times, then charges forwards with a shout, he upward-smashes one of the tombstones, flying up into the air and...
"WHAT!?"
Oh... um, the head fell off.
I mean, the anvil DID land on a tombstone, but that... that's not good.
"Why."
Well, it was pretty much just an anvil on a stick.
"I know that. I mean, WHY am I letting you do the alchemies?"
Because you can't reach the alchemiter.

Originally posted on 2016-03-02 19:52:00

I don't need Determination. I have a copy of the Prototype Trigger.

The device on Verdana's back flashes, as if recognizing it's name. Verdana flashes a grin, stretches, then expends a charge.

Not Quite The Right Type Of Metal: 10/10 (+1 from Alicia)

The sound of rumbling comes from beneath the earth... a rumbling that sounds faintly muted, but is steadily growing stronger. Everyone trembles at the thought of what could make such a sound, the earth itself included, before suddenly, a series of objects erupt upwards from the ground, all of them aimed at whatever is left of CharaIsInnocent. Verdana grins just a little stronger, then the objects let out a rumbling noise, which helps identify them for what they are.

I custom-made these Loudspeakers! Now, who wants to hear some of my playlist?

Despite the overwhelming response of NO, Verdana promptly pulls out an MP3 and plugs it into the loudspeakers. They rumble once more, then the sound of SO. MANY. METAL. ALBUMS. Is blasted from them, echoing around the server, tearing whatever is left of the land itself away through sheer volume of noise. Predictably, Cia is caught in the blast zone and whatever remains of her is vaporized, although since soundwaves are, by their very nature, capable of bending around objects... well... let's just say, NOBODY is getting out of this attack unscathed. Except maybe Alicia and whoever she decides is worth protecting, since, ya know. Godmodding.

Verdana sighs once the attack is completed, and ponders what to begin charging now. After a moment, he grins. He seems to have had an idea...

Kalandero: 2/10 (+1 from Alicia)

Originally posted on 2016-03-02 20:54:00

Spongebawb:
Firstly, sign the contract.
>ACT
>SPONGE DEMON 1, 2 3: Attempt Negotiations
If this fails and the SPONGE DEMONS refuse to negotiate, toss them out the window!
1+ to topaz
1+ to pricey
1+ to piono
5/5 Booooooooooooooom
Spongebob tosses a bomb into the portal. This bomb turns out to be a KRABBY PATTY BOMB. Large numbers of Krabby Patty's flood the other side of the demon portal, effectly clogging it up so badly it ceases to exist.
2/10 Krabby Patty Attack Robot

Originally posted on 2016-03-02 21:27:00

Hole of Noobs 3/10
Crapsassin 1/10

Pencil Lead && Gun = Lead Gun 1/???

Joey goes on a shooting rampage, shooting the Terror Skeletons and Tombstones.
RGWR shoots a LAZOR BEAM at jAFK.

Originally posted on 2016-03-02 22:46:00