stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
the Giga Gun (level 5): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest.
Demeter's Gift (level 5): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists.
Shiva's Glory (level 5): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts.
Khione's Nails (level 5): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 15 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.
Charge Connector: 5 credits per charge strung together

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
Revan: 24
battlefury: 23
finalbattlestartsnow: 18
pricey: 5
topaz: 56
toast: 80
numbersoup: 39
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 79
Darkside: 24
ire: 9
Alicia: 55
sunnyau: 20
francisco: 5
Cyan: 9
bomber: 4

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment.
Mirror Mirror (Level 2): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry.
Magic Mirror (Level 5): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry. It can also teleport the user to shown locations.
Safety Wand (Level 3): A wand with a plastic cap at each end, designed for the use of children to prevent accidental overexertion.
Limited Wand (Level 5): A wand which can perform only minor spells but at a lower energy cost.

stock:
(cost = level/2 rounded up. Level 1 costs 1, level 2 costs 1, level 3 costs 2, etc.)
the Giga Gun (level 5): the latest model in the Moar Dakka gun line. Capable of firing bullets at the rate of three miniguns, lasers at close to the same speed, all while launching rockets from the mounted missile tubes. All the dakka you could ever reasonably need. Watch out for recoil.
Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked darkobsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour.
Gaia's Herald (level 5): This large warhammer is decorated with gems and crystals of various colors, causing it to sparkle with light at any angle. It also happens to be full of enough earth magic to seriously ruin just about anyone's day.
Danger: High Voltage (level 5). This gun is an upgrade of the storage shotgun, coating anything loaded into it in obsidian and empowering it with lightning and fire.
Hephaestus' Cleaver (level 5): This massive axe-knife... thing is a powerful conduit of fire magic, capable of melting even some of the strongest metals extremely easily.
Triton's Wrath (level 5): Although not a proper spear, this trident carries with it THE power of an angry sea god, capable of stirring up massive waves, even in areas divest of water.
Aurora's Longshot (level 5): A powerful longbow, air magic gives it the strength to whip up wind storms at a moments notice... and yes, using wind magic on your arrows counts as cheating in an archery contest.
Demeter's Gift (level 5): A long, slightly gnarled, wooden staff. It is covered in shoots, leaves and flowers, and commands great power over pretty much all plantlife that exists.
Shiva's Glory (level 5): Two long energy rifles, apparently made of stone, covered with glowing rune marks, capable of projecting absurd amounts of energy in short bursts.
Khione's Nails (level 5): A pair of wicked-looking daggers made out of carved icicles. They are so cold they nearly instantly freeze just about anything they touch.
Custom alchemies: cost: level of alchemy

rentals:
Deck of Spellcards: 8 per use: This deck of cards dropped by Koishi will, upon use, do one of 10 various attack patterns, each with a different effect.
Gravitational Core: 15 per use: This attack, upon use, will apply 5 stacks of gravcrush split between enemies as you wish. (hint, drop 'em all on the same entity and it'll one-shot all but the largest of foes.)
Scythe of Prevention: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, will prevent the target from being able to do something (other than living of course, no OHKOs) such as attacking, healing, dodging, not taking absurd amounts of damage from attacks...
Luminous Orb: 10 per use: This attack, upon use, inflicts blind upon 3 different entities for 2 rounds. Can't target players.
Armed Forces: 1 credit = 30 archons of an element + 1 of the corresponding monster.
Charge Connector: 5 credits per charge strung together

Other deals can be negotiated as desired. The Fortress can be visited for free and is open for sidequests.

stored credit.
Revan: 25
battlefury: 24
finalbattlestartsnow: 18
pricey: 5
topaz: 56
toast: 80
numbersoup: 45
crystal: 5
engie_ninja: 81
Darkside: 24
ire: 10
Alicia: 57
sunnyau: 20
francisco: 6
Cyan: 11
bomber: 4

store credit method:
+1s, 1:1 +1 to store credit ratio.

[N] Dok Buzzgob: 50,000/50,000 HP
Painboyz are able to both "heal" allies and harm their foe with their deadly and unsanitary tools. Buzzgob, however, comes to battle armed with another deadly tool...

Field Serjery: ||
Buzzgob performs some surgery on an entity or group of entities, healing them for a moderate amount. (By group of entities I mean ones that have low health but come in high numbers, such as the Slugga Boyz)

"Soopa Juice": ||||
Buzzgob injects the target entity or group of entities with strange chemicals that send them into a bloodlust, increasing their size and damage for two turns.

[N] Grot Orderly: 3,000/3,000 HP
Many Painboyz have a grot or two around to help them with their operations. Though, they will try to avoid combat and thus wont attack at all.

Dok's Assistant
For as long as the Grot Orderly is alive, Buzzgob's Field Serjery ability is more effective.

Cowardly Grot
Being a diminutive, spineless creature, the Grot Orderly has a chance to evade attacks.