Irongutta is intrigued by the opportunity to go and stomp some gits, but decides to make sure the portal is safe first. Looking around, he spots a convenient looking grot next to him. Grots, also called Gretchin are a lesser Orkoid race that are much smaller and weaker than Orks. They compensate for their diminutive stature with an abundance of low cunning that lets them survive in Ork society. Irongutta grabs the grot, who responded with a shriek. Hoisting him up into the air, Irongutta chucked him in. He waited for a moment before scratching his head. "I 'ave no idea if dat means it it's safe ta go in." He then shrugs, wielding his large wrench. "Oh well. 'Ere we go, 'ere we go! WAAAAAGH!" He then jumped into the portal with wild abandon and complete disregard for anyone or anything else.

---

+3 to Piono

Charges:
Da Boyz: 8/10

Gettin' To Work: 13/15 (+1 from Doctor, +3 from Revan, +1 from Francisco)

Alchemies:
Shoota && Zzap Pack = Zappy Shoota (Level 3: 3/4)
Lacking some of his more advanced weaponry, Irongutta decides to go ahead and make something that will satisfy his desire to zap some gits.

Stikkbomb && Creeper Heart && Hair Trigger = Super Stikkbomb (Level ?: 1/?)
Discovering that some of the local wildlife had some useful materials and after a bit of testing, Irongutta used a creeper heart and a more sensitive triggering system to upgrade his Stikkbombs.
As the instructions say, "Hold on to da pin, throw da uvver part."

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 19:54:00

4/20. #-#v#? :'C
8/15 Spare charge.
+1 fransisco, battlefury, cyan

~

Double Bladed-Waraxe || ((Rusty Iron Axe || Elixir of Death) && (Golden Axe || Elixir of Life)) = The Final Choice (Level 7- 8/8) (+1 from forgetting to up it last post) DONE.

Damage.

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 19:57:00

Irongutta is still in dimensional transit. No grots were harmed in the testing of this portal.

---

+3 to Doctors/Toast

Charges:
Da Boyz: 10/10 (+1 from Doctor/Toast, will finish after the next DOP)

Gettin' To Work: 14/15

Alchemies:
Shoota && Zzap Pack = Zappy Shoota (Level 3: 4/4) - COMPLETE!
Lacking some of his more advanced weaponry, Irongutta decides to go ahead and make something that will satisfy his desire to zap some gits.

Stikkbomb && Creeper Heart && Hair Trigger = Super Stikkbomb (Level ?: 2/?)
Discovering that some of the local wildlife had some useful materials and after a bit of testing, Irongutta used a creeper heart and a more sensitive triggering system to upgrade his Stikkbombs.
As the instructions say, "Hold on to da pin, throw da uvver part."

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 20:00:00

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1467920004))

3/20. #-#v#? :'C 7/15 Spare charge. +1 revan, bomber, engie ~ Double Bladed-Waraxe || ((Rusty Iron Axe || Elixir of Death) && (Golden Axe || Elixir of Life)) = The Final Choice (Level 7- 7/8) (+1 from forgetting to up it last post) ~ Onslaught finally falls to the Gravitational Core, after an incoming damage total nearing 500'000hp (including that of the Charge Demon). It's entire body crumbles into the desert, then is swept away by the sandstorm. All but a large, 8-chambered heart made of sandstone. Veins of purple energy flows among the sand, seeming to hold it together. As you, NumberSoup, pick it up, it quickly pumps twice, loosing two streams of energy in opposite directions. A gold (with hints of purple) ball of energy streaks towards Noah, and a purple (with hints of gold) ball streaks far into the sandstorm, out of the crypt and out of sight. Ah well, that will likely never be relevant ever. SPOIL GET! Sandstone Heart (4): Creates a Sandstone Revenant with 60,000 HP, which holds the ability to absorb charges, with 250 attack and 2,500 defense absorbed, to a maximum of 120,000 HP and 12,000 attack. If it survives 3 turns, it cripples and deals massive damage to an entity of the user's choice. Only one can be active at once. Charge time: 6; For each turn this spoil charges up for hitpoint of extra recoil, the summoned unit will have 20,000 additional HP, up to a cap of [2] turns charged extra recoil. ~ Noah picks himself up, having regained the part of his spirit that makes him a Descendant. He feels his chest with concern, but is only slightly satisfied by the result. [From Page 51] : [N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 25/25 HP, 242,200 Research, 2 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, Regeneration (1 HP), 5% Integral Armour, Retribution when killed. Noah: In case you hadn't realised already, it would probably have been more true to say that I was half demon than I had a demon possessing me. Noah: Past tense. Noah: Although it's more complicated than that. Noah: Aaanyway, let's go take out the Mates. Portaljump.gif

ONSLAUGHT EST TOTT. NOAH'S DEMON EST LESS TOTT. I do not know German. The Sandstone Heart does as lovingly described by Doctors, but with some modifications. You also talk about Pacts, which are fun. You do the portally thing.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1467926212))

Suddenly, a sign appears on the portal. DA PORTUL ARCHANGEL RATED TEM OUT OF TEM Istina also teleports there. Istina: Really? Did you really had to do that? FallenArchangel: NOPE. Istina: Well, good luck with the Mates. I'll stay here because I'm not really sure can I join you. If Alicia AKA the Omnipotent Being ConsumerOfAll agrees, I'll come too. For now I'll get more weapons. Istina: Because you can never have too much weapons. /portaljump Entity Attacks: Istina drinks three more Healing Potions. Because there isn't much to do, she creates a regular bed, lies down and teleports it 80 blocks above. Charges: Outsider Help: 3/20 (+1 from Post) Internet Hate Machine: 3/20 (+1 from Toast and Post) +1 to the usuals, Piono, Toast and Revan

The sign accidentally falls through the portal. Oops.
======> FallenArchangel: Do the portally thing.

I am not Alicia. My Fifth Wall counterpart is not Alicia. Don't get us confused. I am also not omnipotent, and neither is this Istina can indeed go on the fun trip of Mates and Agony, as well as being recommended to go. Note that within three turns of leaving to go, entity actions in the Battlefield will be nulled.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1467928367))

obsidian helmet AND gear awakener = obsidian helmet (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 2/8 obsidian chestplate AND gear awakener = obsidian chestplate (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 2/8 @franco: You don't need to message Eric, my OOC is pionoplayer still. Currently I'm too busy to record my own stuff, otherwise Piono Plays Terraria would be ongoing. It's on hiatus until I can get my homework sorted. As for the server, we thought about it, but the other guys asked me not to. Also, I think that server went down, so there's that. 7 spare charges 11/15 for spare charge 10/15 for spare charge +1 to revan, franco and numbersoup Eric and Gale have just finished eating when the words pop into their minds. Alright you two, time to go. Get ready to wreck stuff. Eric proceeds to Alphys' lab and teleports to the Mates base, and teleports any players that want to come along for the ride.

demonologist: okay.
demonologist: removing stevei is for the best of this server.

Eric and demonologist hop into Alphys', who wishes them goodbye, lab, and perform the teleporty thing.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1467928972))

>Character Stats https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing >Charges payload.exe (3 / 20) (+1, Francisco) imscared.exe (2 / 20) +2 to Francisco, +1 to Piono >Action Chaos leaps right into the portal.

chaosCreeper has performed the portally thing.

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1467929365))

Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 6/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) && Ambassador && yeehaw hat = Western Onslaught 5/8 level 7 i jump into teh portallllllll Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base (ACTION: INSPECT THIS, FORGOT TO DO A WHILE BACK.) 7/20 2/20 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toas

Υου δο θε πορταλλυ θινγ.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1467929952))

Into the portal. Beginner Dodgeball: 20/20 I gain +20% evasion. Intermediate Dodgeball: 18/20 (Revan, Piono x2) +3 Piono Mirror Mirror && Portal = Magic Mirror (6/6) Safety Wand && Magic Amplifier = Limited Wand (5/6) Spoiler Alert Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Mirror Mirror (Level 2): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry. Magic Mirror (Level 5): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry. It can also teleport the user to shown locations. Safety Wand (Level 3): A wand with a plastic cap at each end, designed for the use of children to prevent accidental overexertion.

You increase your evasion by 10% due to nerfs. And also portally thing.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1467930798))

Revan arrives at the Fortress and nods to SONG before hopping into the Portal. John DeFoe 20/20 Chzo's influence grows as Nyarlathotep summons one of his Servants. John DeFoe, merely reduced to two seemingly inanimate objects. The Welder's Mask and the Idol. The Welder's Mask and the Idol will randomly hop around allied players everyturn. If the Player dies the Items will be vulnerable to damage, they however can be retrieved in an action. They can only heal if they manage to inflict damage on an opponent. The Mask holds the mind of the poor DeFoe. When one has it makes actions more effective and gives attacks minicrits/crits by John whispering what needs to be done in your mind. The Idol withholds John DeFoe's Soul, it possesses a single entity per turn and forces it to damage its fellows or self. It also will heal the user for +1 for wearing it. Revan's Rage 18/20(+3 Bomber) [Saved +3] Revan's Mask && Reinforced Metal = Reinforced Mask (Level 5 4/6) Basic Generator && Upgraded Power Cell = Better Generator (Level 2 2/3) +3 BMan

You descend into a world of conflict, madness and mates, conveyed using the art of the portally thing. You also summon two artifacts. The Idol is nerfed due to brainwashing being somewhat OP. Does Verdana count as an allied player for this.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1467940869))

/null Just so everyone knows, I'm not going to be selling anything for the duration of the raid... I'll be giving it out for free instead on certain conditionals. Troops fielded will still be under my command, and I'm not going to field huge amounts. Say you want them, and PM me why, and I'll field them to grant your strategic wishes. Uses of the spoils of war will likely be granted to people who have an idea for something useful to do with them. Use of the charge connector is free for the duration of this raid. Alchemies aren't that big of a deal, since none of them have special effects. Instead, I am adding the obsidian chestplate and obsidian helmet to the "group stockpile", meaning that ALL players (not player entities, like, Descendant players), from this point on, now start out with 2 armor, granted by the obsidian chestplate and helmet. That ought to give new players a bit of a chance to actually stand up on their own now that power levels have escalated a bit.

The duplication thing still applies, apart from grandfathered in duplicates. You still need to duplicate copies.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1467942159))

+1 to Toast. +2 to Piono. ---- Eu4ia: 18/20 (+1 Piono , +1 Toast) Dank Memes. U Wot: 8/8 (Done!) Regen up! If impossible, HP up! Or maybe both! ---- Sword of Flame - INACTIVE Creativity Matrix - INACTIVE ---- >move Razihel.plr to MatesBase.zone Superuser permission required to move .plr files. >sudo move Razihel.plr to MatesBase.zone Okay. ---- -Alchemies- Circle of Dust (Level 5) - 5/6 Indra Arrow (Stick Ranger bow) && Blizzard (Stick Ranger spell) = Indra Airstrike (Level ?) - (6/?) GET. REKT. -Inventory- Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs. Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel. Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

You gain 2 HP. Regen requires 10 posts of charge.
error: sudo can only be run by group 'sudoers'

Don't hack my terminal, please. It's rude, and can result in retribution in the form of damage.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1467985112))

Chargepost. Verdana proceeds to wander through the portal to the placey thing, now sporting a viciously sadistic grin of anticipation... Charges Corpse: 20/20 (+1 from Alicia) A dead body proceeds to fall out of the sky, then flop on the ground of the battlefield. Despite how tempting it would normally be to obliterate such a vulnerable target, everyone who would do so is suddenly struck by a feeling of immense dread and repulsion, strong enough to make them get the hell away from the dead body instead. Dead Body: 80000/80000 health. Currently completely useless. Emitting an aura of immense dread and repulsion. Probably stinks. Strings: 17/20 (+2 from Alicia, +1 from Doctors, +1 from Piono) +2 to Piono, +1 to Doctors

I would recommend using the Charge Stringer for that. Verdana has to be a gorilla, per usual, and do the placey thing like a gorilla instead of the portaly thing. Rude.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1467986550))

Nyarlathotep shares a memory with Verdana temporarily for this post of the center of the Lovecraftian Universe. Nyarly shares only a fraction of his memory,  only what they human mind can take, certain senses that Eldritch Horrors have wouldn't be good on sanity. The Cosmos is visible as hundreds of galaxies are in plain sight, bright and twinkling stars of ancient light. It dawns upon Verdana that he feels if he's being pulled backwards, Nyarly shrugs happily, it appears he has something to do with this... Is that music? You're facing the wrong direction. A slight turn around and there was the source. Hundreds of Servitors of the Outer Gods playing their flutes and drums in a chaotic symphony. The music of creation, of life, of the Outer Gods. But something far more important lurked in the center, what all of the Servitors serenaded. Azathoth, the Nuclear Chaos. To describe what Verdana saw in that moment would be like telling a blind man about art. May I present, myself... Or at least I'm part of him... I never quite found out the details of our relationship. The memory fades. Revan's Rage 19/20 Charge  4/25(+1s from Piono, Battlefury and Doc) Revan's Mask && Reinforced Metal = Reinforced Mask (Level 5 6/6) Basic Generator && Upgraded Power Cell = Better Generator (Level 2 3/3) +1 to Piono, Battlefury and Doc

You tell Verdana about your favourite experiences and increase his attraction by 18%.

QUOTE (Francisco Scaramanga Jr @ (time=1467995161))

Archangel continues falling through the Portal Rift. Entity Attacks: Istina continues sleeping. Charges: Outsider Help: 5/20 (+1 from Piono and Post) Internet Hate Machine: 6/20 (+2 from Bomber, +1 from Post) +1 to Numbersoup, Ire and Bomber

#charaisin

#despairiswhatthenarrativecauses

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1467997800))

I slap a band-aid on myself. Intermediate Dodgeball: 20/20 (Francisco) I gain another +20% evasion Advanced Dodgeball: 1/10 +3 Piono Shield && Obsidian = Obsidian Shield (1/6) Safety Wand && Magic Amplifier = Limited Wand (6/6) Spoiler Alert Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Mirror Mirror (Level 2): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry. Magic Mirror (Level 5): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry. It can also teleport the user to shown locations. Safety Wand (Level 3): A wand with a plastic cap at each end, designed for the use of children to prevent accidental overexertion. Limited Wand (Level 5): A wand which can perform only minor spells but at a lower energy cost.

You increase your evasion by 10% and heal for 3 HP.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1468002353))

obsidian helmet AND gear awakener = obsidian helmet (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 3/8 obsidian chestplate AND gear awakener = obsidian chestplate (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 3/8 7 spare charges 15/15 for spare charge 15/15 for spare charge 3/15 for spare charge 3/15 for spare charge +1 to numbersoup, cyan and engie It's time to knock some heads.

#onehundreda

#theconflictpromisesendtothissadsituation

QUOTE (Bomber57 @ (time=1468004097))

Irongutta is intrigued by the opportunity to go and stomp some gits, but decides to make sure the portal is safe first. Looking around, he spots a convenient looking grot next to him. Grots, also called Gretchin are a lesser Orkoid race that are much smaller and weaker than Orks. They compensate for their diminutive stature with an abundance of low cunning that lets them survive in Ork society. Irongutta grabs the grot, who responded with a shriek. Hoisting him up into the air, Irongutta chucked him in. He waited for a moment before scratching his head. "I 'ave no idea if dat means it it's safe ta go in." He then shrugs, wielding his large wrench. "Oh well. 'Ere we go, 'ere we go! WAAAAAGH!" He then jumped into the portal with wild abandon and complete disregard for anyone or anything else. +3 to Piono Charges: Da Boyz: 8/10 Gettin' To Work: 13/15 (+1 from Doctor, +3 from Revan, +1 from Francisco) Alchemies: Shoota && Zzap Pack = Zappy Shoota (Level 3: 3/4) Lacking some of his more advanced weaponry, Irongutta decides to go ahead and make something that will satisfy his desire to zap some gits. Stikkbomb && Creeper Heart && Hair Trigger = Super Stikkbomb (Level ?: 1/?) Discovering that some of the local wildlife had some useful materials and after a bit of testing, Irongutta used a creeper heart and a more sensitive triggering system to upgrade his Stikkbombs. As the instructions say, "Hold on to da pin, throw da uvver part."

ya 'no da portally ting? ya, da portally ting. itz happenin'. get into da portal.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1468004224))

4/20. #-#v#? :'C 8/15 Spare charge. +1 fransisco, battlefury, cyan ~ Double Bladed-Waraxe || ((Rusty Iron Axe || Elixir of Death) && (Golden Axe || Elixir of Life)) = The Final Choice (Level 7- 8/8) (+1 from forgetting to up it last post) DONE. Damage.

#superaweso

#solet'sendthis

QUOTE (Bomber57 @ (time=1468004435))

Irongutta is still in dimensional transit. No grots were harmed in the testing of this portal. +3 to Doctors/Toast Charges: Da Boyz: 10/10 (+1 from Doctor/Toast, will finish after the next DOP) Gettin' To Work: 14/15 Alchemies: Shoota && Zzap Pack = Zappy Shoota (Level 3: 4/4) - COMPLETE! Lacking some of his more advanced weaponry, Irongutta decides to go ahead and make something that will satisfy his desire to zap some gits. Stikkbomb && Creeper Heart && Hair Trigger = Super Stikkbomb (Level ?: 2/?) Discovering that some of the local wildlife had some useful materials and after a bit of testing, Irongutta used a creeper heart and a more sensitive triggering system to upgrade his Stikkbombs. As the instructions say, "Hold on to da pin, throw da uvver part."

Zappy Shoota: It's a shoota and it's zappy. Go zap people. Or something.
Stikkbomb && Creeper Heart && Hair Trigger = Super Stikkbomb (Level 3: 2/4)

#let'salldietogether

"Freedom and order, destruction and sustenance. Man is a pitiful creature who cannot escape that cycle."
[END OF TURN BATTLE]
OMNISCIENCE: There is no ending their despair with diplomacy. Most information on the Presence is locked until you scan it harder. Mates Players incoming in one turn. The Despaired incoming in one turn.

The Crypt neglects to summon anything due to not being the main battlefield for much longer. The Scavenger jumps into the portal. Anybody watching the Entropy Incarnate would notice it suddenly disappearing, before teleporting into the Outskirts. The Personifications continue to guard it, watching for any incoming attacks. Utsuho and Rin tap each other, before mutually deciding to hop into the portal. Istina uses her medic powers to heal herself for 15,000 HP, as well as sleeping in the sky. Noah's entities, so the entirety of the Battlefield's neutral do the hoppy thing. Alicia commands the PGs to hop into the Mates' base, excluding the Dead Body. She doesn't want it killed before it can be fully summoned. She then hops through her own portal. She never fails to give Verdana a +2 however.
In the Fortress, the Earth and Fire Elemental find themselves following their summoner and Gale through the portal for whatever reason.

Meanwhile, in Matesland, the Descendants, our godmodder and their followers and entities stand about five hundred blocks outside a tall, tall tower blocked by walls stretching up to the build limit. A few figures can be seen in the far, far distance, while a small presence of despair can be seen much much closer. As the Descendants + Alicia likely walk or run closer, the presence starts to get stronger, before becoming absolutely crushing. While you could proceed forward, it's unlikely.

(Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: So, I see that you've descended to come and kill us.
(Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: You're at least about 15 hitpoints too early, but whatever.
[b](Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: The point is that you want me, and my sort of faction dead.
(Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: And I don't like that.
[b](Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: [/b]So, meet my gateguard.
[b](Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: [/b]Don't worry, they're not another Mario reference. Those get old after a while.
[b](Fallen From Grace) *Mates stevei: [/b]I'm going to send it over to them.[/b]

The presences shift into forms comfortable to the nearby Descendants - Mork, a god of Orks, the Psi-Dogmodder, creator of Dogmodders and Lord of the Dogscape, Oriko, the victim of Chaos Test who already appeared her but the Presence found it to be the best current form and Cthugha, the First Flame, and opponent of Nyarlyhotep. Then, they speak.

"Mork": The Narrative, Conflict, the Pantheon, and forces above you all manipulate you as puppets and use you as playthings in this pitiful joke called reality.

"Psi": It is pointless to stand against us. We will not accept being puppets, as you do. The Conflict's end goal is simply a means to that end.

"Oriko": See a world played with forces, or see a world torn asunder yet perfect. Do you really want to stand by, and watch your fates manipulated.

"Cthugha": Join us, and turn all to nothing.

THE WHITE: Join us, the White, and let's all die together!

It appears that the Presence, also known as the White are offering you a choice, for whatever reason. Either join them, and with the Conflict destroy all, or watch your lives thrown around like puppets. We all know which one you're going to take.
[big]THE WHITE, GREATER GODS OF DESPAIR[/color][/big]

[HOW TO PLAY]
The White are the collective form of despair incarnate, used by the Conflict as the vehicle destroy all. While there is something special about the White that I've forgot to include in this speech due to tiredness not wanting to reveal it just yet, they act as a reel of all your friends and allies, telling you to give into Despair. Their connection to the Aspect and other related things to Despair causes their attacks to always inflict Despair, a stronger version of Depression, and each of them attempt to duplicate the character that they impersonate accurately in terms of ability. Note that their forms are not fixed, and not just any of them, but several of them can change forms on the activation of Fluctuate. Note that they can heal each other, and you do not want Nightmare to get off, especially PGs.
if this or the boss felt lacking I was tired when I wrote it
[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Kill the White to progress into the Mates base.
[ALL] Kill the Entropy Incarnate before instability and time shenanigans happen.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: The Crypt (Summons Crypt of the Necrodancer entities.)
Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE
[/color][/b]

[PG] Jondanger23: 20/20 HP.

[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 54,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: IIIII (Kill Counter: 1/5), Bag o' Disease: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b], Immune to Poison, Blinded, any disease status effect and Corruption.

[PG] Dead Body: 80,000/80,000 HP

-WHEN ALICIA DITCHES THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU CAN TELL THAT INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ELSEWHERE-

[THE MATES' BASE]
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
Terrain: Base Outskirts (No effect.)
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 20/20 HP.
[AG] battlefury13: 11/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III).
[AG] Revan: 11/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 50% Retribution Damage, Healing Item: I[b]IIII[/b].
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 11/22 HP.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 10/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP).

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 25/25 HP, 242,200 Research, 2 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, Regeneration (1 HP), 5% Integral Armour, Retribution when killed.
[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 17/20 HP.
[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 10/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery: I[b]IIII[/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: III, Omniscience.
[N] NumberSoup: 23/25 HP, 2 AC (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%)

[PG] engie/Verdana: Healthy, 48% Attraction (-10% per turn), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction.

[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: +12,500 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Revan).
[A] The Mask: Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Revan).

[N] Scavenger: 80,000/80,000 HP, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack.

[01-BOSS] The White: Inflict Despair, [b]Fluctuate: II, Reincarnate: IIII, Nightmare: IIIIII.
"Mork": 175,000/175,000 HP, The WAAAAAGH: III.
"Psi-Dogmodder": 20/20 HP, 3 Barrier Strength, All Praise the Psi-Dogmodder: III.
"Oriko" 45/45 HP, Walpurgisnacht Arisen: III.
"Cthugha": 175,000/175,000 HP, Servitors of the First: III.

[b][???] Entropy Incarnate: 1/1 HP. Pure Chaos: III.
[???] Personifications: 66,666/66,666 HP (x3), Guarding the Entropy Incarnate.[/b]
[/b]
[N] demonologist/Gale: 10/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour.
[N] Generic Hero: 57,000/60,000, Guarding Noah, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: II[b]IIIII[/b].
[N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x38), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.
[N] Dancin' Skeleton: 20,000/20,000 HP, Attacking Time!: I.
[N] spooky scary skeltal: 80,000/80,000 HP, Removes words from the target's descriptions, 11 Words.

[PG] Crimson Red: 102,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain, Everlasting: 29,000/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 60,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 36,000 Life Force.

[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP




Originally posted on 2016-07-08 20:04:00

Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10
Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 7/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor FINISHED

McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) && Ambassador && yeehaw hat = Western Onslaught 6/8 level 7

battlefury: nice ripoffs, stevei
battlefury13: i see your creativity department is suffering from budget cuts.


I decide that the psi-dogmodder could use some help. Some help digging his grave, to be precise. First, i modify the History of status effects so that if a stun is not appliable, it will inflict another random DoT status effect. I then shock and amaze Psi-dog with Bill Wurtz's History of Status Effects. I then proceed to grab a freaking chaingunaxeswordstab, and unleash its deadly power upon the psi-dog. At close range. i then reveal a dogger, and stab the Psi-Dogmodder with it. It then explodes, covering the Psi-dog with Glitch Acid.

This, of course, is before i reveal the legendary triple MachineCrossbowToxicGrenadePlasmaLaser, a fusion of weapon from nuclear throne. Using the power of bolt marrow and being absurdly close to the Dogmodder, i proceed to riddle him with BulletsBoltsToxicgasGrenadeplasma, all of which explodes a second later, sending him flying into a bomb. Then, a Cool Icicle smashs their head in. I then proceed to backstab him with a knife. He is confused as to the lack of damage from the backstab, and is promptly shocked as he explodes seconds later. As it turns out, all of this has created a hole in the ground large enough for a grave. I place the Dogmodder in his grave, and proceed to bury him.


Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base (ACTION: INSPECT THIS, FORGOT TO DO A WHILE BACK.)

8/20
3/20
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toas

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 20:43:00

@Fransisco, thanks for fixing up the skeltal. You can use a nice even 200'000 of my Research to upgrade your character. What kind of upgrade/s do you want?

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 21:10:00

I go to the Mates' Base seeing as that's where all the action is at.

I also start a charge.

Bob: 1/20

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 21:16:00

@consumer: My stuff has apparently not been regen'ing. My health should be a fair bit higher and all my skills should be ready to roll.

obsidian helmet AND gear awakener = obsidian helmet (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 4/8
obsidian chestplate AND gear awakener = obsidian chestplate (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 4/8
9 spare charges
7/15 for spare charge
6/15 for spare charge
+1 to bomber, battlefury and revan

The words appear on the battlefield.
You know? I knew we were gonna fight these guys before we came.
I knew exactly what they were going to say.
And it somehow sounds even stupider now.
I mean, it's not like you morons are going to listen to what I have to say...
But for the record?
Doing exactly what one of the two cosmic forces of eternal suffering wants is being manipulated.
It's being manipulated even more than having your actions pushed every once in a while.
You are accomplishing even less than we are here.
You straw-nihilists are being used as a doorstop, and you're lecturing US?
Whatever. I guess we'll just roll over you idiots just like we will everything else.

Entity actions: Both elementals and the elemental golem that Eric wears will attack the fake Psi-Dogmodder. They all have low enough attack that attacking him is far more effective than anyone else. The golem activates windfury so it can hit twice.

Eric cracks his knuckles and raises his arms.
It is time to perform a spell he hasn't touched in a long time...
One that used to be his signature spell, and he used to fell mighty foes with despite it's great power...
Indeed, perhaps the best spell in his repertoire...
The all powerful...
Mage hand.
Not magic missiles. If anyone thought that's what I was referring to, then props to you for remembering stuff from early-game, but no. He used that like twice before SONG hijacked his life.
Eric focuses, and a storm of floaty, translucent hands appear in the air around him.
He begins taking various weapons out of his inventory and tosses them up to the various hands.
Now, normally, you can't actually deal damage with mage hands...
But there's a nifty loophole if you think creatively, and besides, we're Descendants here.
So instead, Eric uses it to unleash a flurry of alchemy attacks at the fake Psi-Dogmodder all in a short span of time, projectiles, hammer blows, even a stray summon cheesecake tome.
At the end of it, the spell expires, and the weapons all fall to the ground around Eric.
He raises an eyebrow at the White, then recovers his equipment.

Additionally, SONG takes advantage of CHECK being a free action now, and tells everyone the full specs of the following abilities
Advanced info: Reincarnate and Nightmare.



Originally posted on 2016-07-08 21:17:00

Revan's Rage 20/20
Revan glares shaking with rage. The build up creates the Rage Counter, it appears every turn Revan will build up one rage per turn, Revan can also gain rage from taking damage, becoming salty from something, or other sources such as actions Revan would take offense to. From this Revan at certain points can do things with her rage but expending rage points in the process.

At 2 Rage Revan can unleash a berserker howl and terrify her opponent into non-action. 5 Rage allows her gain minicrits for that turn, Revan at 8 can cure status effects or heal herself by sheer determination to murder her opponents. 10 Rage gives Revan plain old crits and 15 Rage gives Revan supercrit, and finally at 18 or higher upon death allows Revan survive death and regain 50% health.

"So let me get this straight, what you're saying is, please kill me, I like hurting other people and wish to make stop. I am quite tired of living and my corpse will have lots of valuables."

"I'd be glad to help."

Revan pushes the very air way from "Cthugha" for flames need fuel to burn/do their reaction. The lack of anything begins choke the flames out causing the parody of the Ancient Flame to sputter. Nyarlathotep, who at this point has been doing nothing but raise an metaphorical eyebrow at "Cthugha" floods the Flame in water extinguishing large portions of it. The water orb boils within as "Cthugha" tires from water.


Thanks Verdana.

Charge 9/25(+1s from Piono and Doc,+2 Battlefury)

Revan's Mask && Reinforced Metal = Reinforced Mask (Level 5 6/6)

Basic Generator && Upgraded Power Cell = Better Generator (Level 2 3/3)

+1 to Piono, Battlefury and Doc

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 22:33:00

...where did everyone go? I shrug and begin making lunch for myself the old fashioned way.

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I take out my obsidian blade and engage Mork in combat. I know nothing about combat, so I won't describe the ensuing scene here. I assure you it was amazing though. I did all sorts of cool sword things. Full of cool feints and cool parries and cool strikes. Yup, so cool. Hmm, did I ever reveal that emote? I think I hid it like... six months ago. Only that emote can represent how cool I am and how cool my swordplay was. In fact, it was so cool, Mork takes additional damage from his awe at how cool it was. Mostly because of hypothermia, not because seeing coolness hurts you, or else I'd have died long ago.

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Advanced Dodgeball: 3/20 (Piono)
Elite Dodgeball: 1/20

+3 Piono

Shield && Obsidian = Obsidian Shield (2/6)
Healing Potion && Chocolate Bar = Healing Bar (1/4)



Originally posted on 2016-07-08 22:44:00

Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10
Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 7/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor FINISHED

McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) && Ambassador && yeehaw hat = Western Onslaught 6/8 level 7

I load a Triple Machinegun, a Quadtriple Machinegun, a generic username, a golden revolver, a massive amount of radations, 20 barrels of pure uranium, and a flying fish into the storage cannon, which i promptly fire at the dogmodd0r


Inventory:
Dogbeam Deathbook level 5
Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3
Glitch Tem pistols level 5
Xblades level 5
Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7]
Storage Cannon Level two
Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED!
Picture of "Her"
"Her" Camera
N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5]
Ob. Wand
Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR.
Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base (ACTION: INSPECT THIS, FORGOT TO DO A WHILE BACK.)

9/20
4/20
1+ to revan
1+ to piono
1+ to toasted toas

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 23:18:00

Irongutta watches as the presences, these self-proclaimed gods of despair, change into various forms. One, naturally, stood out to him: the one that changed into Mork. He stares right at this mockery, this INSULT, to one of the Ork gods. Irongutta was entirely unfazed by their massive, imposing form. Baring his teeth, he bellowed out at "Mork". "OI, WOT IZ DIS? DIS MOCKERY OF DA GODZ, DA BIGGEST AN' DA STOMPIEST? DA MOST CUNNIN' AND BRUTAL OF ALL? He lets out a big, long laugh. "So, you fink you can just make yerself look like dat an' name yerself like dat an' I'll be scared? Hur hur, when I'm frew wivv you, you'll wish you'd turned in to a grot 'cuz dat's wot you are!"

Behind him, a sudden crowd of twelve boyz roared their approval, some of them guffawing as well. No one is entirely sure where they came from, but what matters is that they are here and eager to get into a fight. They were decently armed, all of them equipped with Sluggas and Choppas, save for one that seemed to wield a Big Shoota, a large heavy weapon that was capable of shooting much further and faster than Sluggas and regular Shootas. Irongutta turned to the boyz behind him. He wore a grin, yet his eyes were filled with malice. "Wot do ya say, lads? Letz show 'em wot it really meanz ta be an Ork!" Turning back around, he pulled out his Zappy Shoota, clearly indicated by a metal plate with a lightning bolt welded on to the gun's side. "Alroight, all togetha now!" Collectively, all of the orks present let out that infamous war cry that shot fear into the hearts of men.

"WAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

Irongutta charged forward, aiming with his Zappy Shoota at "Mork". The gun began firing bolts of lightning at the false god, creating an alluring lightshow as multiple shots struck "Mork" directly. It was quite strange for an Ork to be so accurate, and a few more tuned to the latent forces of the multiverse may feel a powerful presence that did not belong to that of The White. Indeed, nearly every shot seemed to hit where it was intended to, the rapid barrage of electric shots battering "Mork".

The Boyz followed behind Irongutta, and will attack "Mork" in the EOTB of course, and have their stats displayed within the following spoiler. Balance as needed, of course.

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+2 to Revan, +1 to Piono

Charges:
Da Boyz: 10/10 - COMPLETE
Gettin' To Work: 15/15 (Also Complete? dunno how its gonna happen since it was meant for the main battlefield haha, but i'm holding it off for a bit.)

Alchemies:
Stikkbomb && Creeper Heart && Hair Trigger = Super Stikkbomb (Level 3: 3/4)
Discovering that some of the local wildlife had some useful materials and after a bit of testing, Irongutta used a creeper heart and a more sensitive triggering system to upgrade his Stikkbombs.
As the instructions say, "Hold on to da pin, throw da uvver part."

Originally posted on 2016-07-08 23:19:00

1 spare charge. (15)
7/20. #-#v#? :'C. (+2 from various)
15/15 Spare charge. (+6 from various) DONE.

Got +8 total.

+1 revan, bomber, engie

Spare charge gained.

@battlefury: Next turn, let's pop envoy of the dark.

Tired.
Noah hands Mork a bomb.
"Here, hold this."
Noah walks away.
...
...
...
Mork realises that it's gonna explode in like 2 seconds.
...
..-
Noah comes back and picks up the bomb.
"Thanks."
Mork breathes a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, that sigh had a high enough density of water particles that it was able to trigger the laser tripwire in front of him. Through an intricate series of pulleys, balls, ramps and strings, a trap is triggered. An angelic singing llama descends from heaven, playing a harp kazoo. How it plays a kazoo while singing is beyond me. Long story short, it doesn't stop descending and crushes Mork's spine due to not being an actor (ue4) with that sort of physics.

Originally posted on 2016-07-09 01:46:00

+1 to Toast.
+2 to Piono.
----
Eu4ia: 20/20 (+1 Piono) (Done!)
Dank Memes.
Natural Regeneration: 2/10 (+1 Toast)
Exactly what it says on the tin.
----
Sword of Flame - INACTIVE
Creativity Matrix - INACTIVE
----
Unleashing Eu4ia...
[+++||||||] 33%
[++++++|||] 66%
[+++++++++] 100%!
There was a disturbance in the world of High Quality Video Game Rips. And it was gone yesterday. Remember 7/7.
Rebooted SiivaGunner summoned!
[AG] Rebooted SiivaGunner: 77,777 HP, 10,000 damage. 7% dodge chance, increases by 7%. for every successfully dodged attack. Maxed out at 77%. Resets on getting hit. A Grand New Era: |||||||
This guy depends on his dodge chance being externally increased to survive long enough to pop A Grand New Era. And the White will not be happy when it pops.
SiivaGunner assaults Cthugha's ears with Loud Nigra.
----
I grab a Sharp Plug, a Car Battery, a Wafer and a Yum Heart. I then equip the items, and start spamming Yum Heart for an overall HP up.
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-Alchemies-
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - 6/6 (Done!)
Indra Arrow (Stick Ranger bow) && Blizzard (Stick Ranger spell) = Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - (6/8)
GET. REKT.
-Inventory-
Enchanted Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate (Both Level 5) (From Piono's Group Stockpile) - A helmet and chestplate made out of really strong obsidian. Gives off faint blue glows of enchantment. Helmet is +1 defense, Chestplate is also +1 defense.
Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area. Gives 1 defense, unless used for attack.
Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs.
Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel.
Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

Originally posted on 2016-07-09 05:54:00

Actually I haven't played those games. :/

At this point, Verdana glances up at The White. An image reel consisting of a grand total of 0 people flashes by him. There's a pause... then he doubles over with mocking laughter, which reverberates around the dimension so strongly that it pounds deep into THE WHITE's mind, and would probably damage it painfully hard if it could take damage. As the situation is, THE WHITE has no damn health bar, so instead, just pootis all that damage into "Cthuga".

Charges
Strings: 20/20 (+2 from Alicia)

Back on the battlefield, the corpse suddenly has a pile of string land on it. Nothing happens for a bit, then the corpse gets up, lurching about at random.

STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 100000/100000 body health, 40000/40000 health. Body health cannot be healed. If body health is depleted, the body is destroyed, leaving STRINGS vulnerable. While STRINGS is vulnerable, it has the ability to target an enemy entity, and the turn after a target is chosen, STRINGS will take over that entity at the start of the EoTB, making it become the new body. Remaining health of the entity will determine the maximum health of the new Body.
STRINGS also has the ability to interfere with the attacks of an enemy that it has managed to successfully hit. This can be as minor as preventing a few hundred points of damage, to outright making an enemy waste a critical attack on themselves, but it tends to be towards the weaker end of the scale as the power of the entity increases.
Finally, STRINGS is immune to any effects that would prevent it from taking a turn. This includes stuns, paralysis, silences, it'll even attack on the same turn that it dies if it hasn't already attacked. However, if it dies before it can grab a new Body, it cannot then grab a new Body, as that would technically make it "alive" again. And that's kind of bullshit, for a non-boss.

+2 to Piono, +1 to Doctors

Originally posted on 2016-07-09 14:35:00

>Character Stats
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing

>Charges
payload.exe (4 / 20)
imscared.exe (3 / 20)
+1 to Francisco, +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast

>Action
cc: hello again!
cc: didn'(t) you die earlier?
cc: (eh, (t)hen again, (t)here's probably going (t)o be a re©urring "villain" soon in ©haos so i ©an'(t) ques(t)ion (t)his)

Chaos proceeds to pull out a Chaos Card. Chaos has like tons of these around, even if they're all just shoddy knock-offs that can't actually one shot things. He then grabs a ton more, and makes a deck of cards with them. He then fans the deck, and points it towards Oriko.

cc: pick a ©ard, any ©ard

Oriko grabs a card; it's a Chaos Card. Chaos then takes the card, does a super-advanced shuffle, and proceeds to flip a card out of the deck.

cc: is (t)his your ©ard?

Chaos has somehow pulled out a seven of diamonds. Oriko just sort of stares at Chaos in a pitiful manner. Chaos then just decides to play 52-card pickup with Oriko, by tossing the entire deck of Chaos Cards at Oriko. At high speeds.

Originally posted on 2016-07-09 14:55:00

I attack Mork with the power of love.

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Advanced Dodgeball: 4/20
Elite Dodgeball: 2/20

+3 Piono

Shield && Obsidian = Obsidian Shield (3/6)
Healing Potion && Chocolate Bar = Healing Bar (2/4)



Originally posted on 2016-07-09 15:37:00

1 spare charge. (15)
10/20. #-#v#? :'C. (+3 from ire, cyan, engie)
1/15 Guard!

+1 ire, engie, battlefury

I'll make the Ankh Shield using those alchemies I made and the Guard! charge, when it's finished.

Noah points out that, oh dear, Oriko is looking a little under the weather. He then points out "how can you be under the weather, oriko? there's obviously no weather."

So, Oriko decides to bring a thunderstorm directly over herself as protest! Of course, this has undesireable effects as she simply gets comically zapped and transformed into Ori-Q BBQ.

@engie: Strings seems just slightly completely OP.

Originally posted on 2016-07-09 18:33:00

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1468007027))

Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 7/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor FINISHED McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) && Ambassador && yeehaw hat = Western Onslaught 6/8 level 7 battlefury: nice ripoffs, stevei battlefury13: i see your creativity department is suffering from budget cuts. I decide that the psi-dogmodder could use some help. Some help digging his grave, to be precise. First, i modify the History of status effects so that if a stun is not appliable, it will inflict another random DoT status effect. I then shock and amaze Psi-dog with Bill Wurtz's History  of Status Effects. I then proceed to grab a freaking chaingunaxeswordstab, and unleash its deadly power upon the psi-dog. At close range. i then reveal a dogger, and stab the Psi-Dogmodder with it. It then explodes, covering the Psi-dog with Glitch Acid. This, of course, is before i reveal the legendary triple MachineCrossbowToxicGrenadePlasmaLaser, a fusion of weapon from nuclear throne. Using the power of bolt marrow and being absurdly close to the Dogmodder, i proceed to riddle him with BulletsBoltsToxicgasGrenadeplasma, all of which explodes a second later, sending him flying into a bomb. Then, a Cool Icicle smashs their head in.  I then proceed to backstab him with a knife. He is confused as to the lack of damage from the backstab, and is promptly shocked as he explodes seconds later. As it turns out, all of this has created a hole in the ground large enough for a grave. I place the Dogmodder in his grave, and proceed to bury him. Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base (ACTION: INSPECT THIS, FORGOT TO DO A WHILE BACK.) 8/20 3/20 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toas

Temmie's Anti-Godmodding Armour: temz is PROUD of temz ag armour! yaya. itz IMMUNE TO GODMODDER ARMOR PIERZING!!!!1!11!1one col! The Psi-Dogmodder looks at you, notices that you focus it down, before taking 3 damage, and inflicting the Mark of Despair - the Envoy's Mark with despair related things instead of dogs.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1468008644))

@Fransisco, thanks for fixing up the skeltal. You can use a nice even 200'000 of my Research to upgrade your character. What kind of upgrade/s do you want?

QUOTE (Jondanger23 @ (time=1468008962))

I go to the Mates' Base seeing as that's where all the action is at. I also start a charge. Bob: 1/20

Jondanger23 does the portally thing.

QUOTE (pionoplayer @ (time=1468009069))

@consumer: My stuff has apparently not been regen'ing. My health should be a fair bit higher and all my skills should be ready to roll. obsidian helmet AND gear awakener = obsidian helmet (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 4/8 obsidian chestplate AND gear awakener = obsidian chestplate (awakened): in addition to providing 1 armor, provides a slight Deflect chance, completely nullifying the attack. (basically dodge under a different name) 4/8 9 spare charges 7/15 for spare charge 6/15 for spare charge +1 to bomber, battlefury and revan The words appear on the battlefield. You know? I knew we were gonna fight these guys before we came. I knew exactly what they were going to say. And it somehow sounds even stupider now. I mean, it's not like you morons are going to listen to what I have to say... But for the record? Doing exactly what one of the two cosmic forces of eternal suffering wants is being manipulated. It's being manipulated even more than having your actions pushed every once in a while. You are accomplishing even less than we are here. You straw-nihilists are being used as a doorstop, and you're lecturing US? Whatever. I guess we'll just roll over you idiots just like we will everything else. Entity actions: Both elementals and the elemental golem that Eric wears will attack the fake Psi-Dogmodder. They all have low enough attack that attacking him is far more effective than anyone else. The golem activates windfury so it can hit twice. Eric cracks his knuckles and raises his arms. It is time to perform a spell he hasn't touched in a long time... One that used to be his signature spell, and he used to fell mighty foes with despite it's great power... Indeed, perhaps the best spell in his repertoire... The all powerful... Mage hand. Not magic missiles. If anyone thought that's what I was referring to, then props to you for remembering stuff from early-game, but no. He used that like twice before SONG hijacked his life. Eric focuses, and a storm of floaty, translucent hands appear in the air around him. He begins taking various weapons out of his inventory and tosses them up to the various hands. Now, normally, you can't actually deal damage with mage hands... But there's a nifty loophole if you think creatively, and besides, we're Descendants here. So instead, Eric uses it to unleash a flurry of alchemy attacks at the fake Psi-Dogmodder all in a short span of time, projectiles, hammer blows, even a stray summon cheesecake tome. At the end of it, the spell expires, and the weapons all fall to the ground around Eric. He raises an eyebrow at the White, then recovers his equipment. Additionally, SONG takes advantage of CHECK being a free action now, and tells everyone the full specs of the following abilities Advanced info: Reincarnate and Nightmare.

"Oriko": Our servitude to the Conflict is not one we accept easily.
"Mork": We were cast from the manipulators of the Laws of Fictions, the Pantheon by your dogmodder here and used as a simple gatekeeper, an example of our despair.
"Psi": Still, as you attempt to kill us, and you are the pawns of the Narrative, we will continue to oppose you, doorstop or not.
The false Psi-Dogmodder takes 3 damage.

Reincarnate: The White reincarnates a single dead member of themselves at full health, or two dead members of themself at half health.
Nightmare: It appears that the full extent of this data is locked until activation. You can get this:
THE BLUE DEMIGOD'S MIND IS RIDDLED WITH MANY FEARS
IT INFLUENCES HER, AND BRINGS HER TO HER RIGHTFUL PLACE AS A SERVANT
BRING THEM TO THE FOREFRONT, AND BRING HER TO DESPAIR
It likely has something to do with Alicia, which is unsettling, to say the least.

QUOTE (Revan @ (time=1468013585))

Revan's Rage 20/20 Revan glares shaking with rage. The build up creates the Rage Counter, it appears every turn Revan will build up one rage per turn, Revan can also gain rage from taking damage, becoming salty from something, or other sources such as actions Revan would take offense to. From this Revan at certain points can do things with her rage but expending rage points in the process. At 2 Rage Revan can unleash a berserker howl and terrify her opponent into non-action. 5 Rage allows her gain minicrits for that turn, Revan at 8 can cure status effects or heal herself by sheer determination to murder her opponents. 10 Rage gives Revan plain old crits and 15 Rage gives Revan supercrit, and finally at 18 or higher upon death allows Revan survive death and regain 50% health. "So let me get this straight, what you're saying is, please kill me, I like hurting other people and wish to make stop. I am quite tired of living and my corpse will have lots of valuables." "I'd be glad to help." Revan pushes the very air way from "Cthugha" for flames need fuel to burn/do their reaction. The lack of anything begins choke the flames out causing the parody of the Ancient Flame to sputter. Nyarlathotep, who at this point has been doing nothing but raise an metaphorical eyebrow at "Cthugha" floods the Flame in water extinguishing large portions of it. The water orb boils within as "Cthugha" tires from water. Thanks Verdana. Charge  9/25(+1s from Piono and Doc,+2 Battlefury) Revan's Mask && Reinforced Metal = Reinforced Mask (Level 5 6/6) Basic Generator && Upgraded Power Cell = Better Generator (Level 2 3/3) +1 to Piono, Battlefury and Doc

Better Generator: A generator that generates more power.
Reinforced Mask: A mask reinforced with metal and other materials to allow it to become stronger. Provides armour.

Rage added. The 18 and higher part is nerfed to allow you to survive 1 turn after death.

"Cthugha" takes 16,000 damage via water.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1468014290))

...where did everyone go? I shrug and begin making lunch for myself the old fashioned way. I take out my obsidian blade and engage Mork in combat. I know nothing about combat, so I won't describe the ensuing scene here. I assure you it was amazing though. I did all sorts of cool sword things. Full of cool feints and cool parries and cool strikes. Yup, so cool. Hmm, did I ever reveal that emote? I think I hid it like... six months ago. Only that emote can represent how cool I am and how cool my swordplay was. In fact, it was so cool, Mork takes additional damage from his awe at how cool it was. Mostly because of hypothermia, not because seeing coolness hurts you, or else I'd have died long ago. Advanced Dodgeball: 3/20 (Piono) Elite Dodgeball: 1/20 +3 Piono Shield && Obsidian = Obsidian Shield (2/6) Healing Potion && Chocolate Bar = Healing Bar (1/4) Spoiler Alert Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Mirror Mirror (Level 2): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry. Magic Mirror (Level 5): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry. It can also teleport the user to shown locations. Safety Wand (Level 3): A wand with a plastic cap at each end, designed for the use of children to prevent accidental overexertion. Limited Wand (Level 5): A wand which can perform only minor spells but at a lower energy cost.

"Mork" does not think that you are cool in the slightest, but takes 21,000 damage anyway. . Interesting...

QUOTE (Battlefury @ (time=1468016314))

Anti-Godmodding Runes && Shadow Steel Sword && Picture of 'Her' = 'Her' Runic Shadow Steel Sword (Level 10 Godmodding Runes && Magical Defense Aura && Temmie Armor = 7/7 Temmie's anti-godmodding armor FINISHED McCree's Revolver && Glitch Temmie Pistol (singular, not the dual ones) && Ambassador && yeehaw hat = Western Onslaught 6/8 level 7 I load a Triple Machinegun, a Quadtriple Machinegun, a generic username, a golden revolver, a massive amount of radations, 20 barrels of pure uranium, and a flying fish into the storage cannon, which i promptly fire at the dogmodd0r Inventory: Dogbeam Deathbook level 5 Spongebawb's staff, Teir 0 level 3 Glitch Tem pistols level 5 Xblades level 5 Sponge Spatula, a spatula made out of sponge that also possesses aquamancy abilities. [7] Storage Cannon Level two Sweet Nightmares [3] EVERYONE IS DOOMED! Picture of "Her" "Her" Camera N1GHTMARES 0F A H0ST [5] Ob. Wand Aegis of Dog Special Function: 1 armor or Shield. SET TO ONE ARMOR. Ocirhd Energy Shit I looted From That Mates Base (ACTION: INSPECT THIS, FORGOT TO DO A WHILE BACK.) 9/20 4/20 1+ to revan 1+ to piono 1+ to toasted toas

Who is this dogmodd0r person?

QUOTE (Bomber57 @ (time=1468016364))

Irongutta watches as the presences, these self-proclaimed gods of despair, change into various forms. One, naturally, stood out to him: the one that changed into Mork. He stares right at this mockery, this INSULT, to one of the Ork gods. Irongutta was entirely unfazed by their massive, imposing form. Baring his teeth, he bellowed out at "Mork". "OI, WOT IZ DIS? DIS MOCKERY OF DA GODZ, DA BIGGEST AN' DA STOMPIEST? DA MOST CUNNIN' AND BRUTAL OF ALL? He lets out a big, long laugh. "So, you fink you can just make yerself look like dat an' name yerself like dat an' I'll be scared? Hur hur, when I'm frew wivv you, you'll wish you'd turned in to a grot 'cuz dat's wot you are!" Behind him, a sudden crowd of twelve boyz roared their approval, some of them guffawing as well. No one is entirely sure where they came from, but what matters is that they are here and eager to get into a fight. They were decently armed, all of them equipped with Sluggas and Choppas, save for one that seemed to wield a Big Shoota, a large heavy weapon that was capable of shooting much further and faster than Sluggas and regular Shootas. Irongutta turned to the boyz behind him. He wore a grin, yet his eyes were filled with malice. "Wot do ya say, lads? Letz show 'em wot it really meanz ta be an Ork!" Turning back around, he pulled out his Zappy Shoota, clearly indicated by a metal plate with a lightning bolt welded on to the gun's side. "Alroight, all togetha now!" Collectively, all of the orks present let out that infamous war cry that shot fear into the hearts of men. "WAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Irongutta charged forward, aiming with his Zappy Shoota at "Mork". The gun began firing bolts of lightning at the false god, creating an alluring lightshow as multiple shots struck "Mork" directly. It was quite strange for an Ork to be so accurate, and a few more tuned to the latent forces of the multiverse may feel a powerful presence that did not belong to that of The White. Indeed, nearly every shot seemed to hit where it was intended to, the rapid barrage of electric shots battering "Mork". The Boyz followed behind Irongutta, and will attack "Mork" in the EOTB of course, and have their stats displayed within the following spoiler. Balance as needed, of course. Slugga Boyz [N] Slugga Boyz: 5,000/5,000 HP (x11) The standard troops of any Ork army. You'll want to bring plenty of Boyz to any fight. Slugga Boyz have poor ranged accuracy and weaker guns, but are powerful in close combat. Close Combat Specialists In terms of special mechanics, the Slugga Boyz will take two turns to reach a target for melee combat, in which they become almost twice as effective. Additionally, once they lock an enemy into close combat there are three special things that happen: One is that both parties are locked in combat and cannot attack anything else, unless they spend an action to disengage. Two is that anyone who targets any of the enemies that are locked in combat have a chance to hit things other than their intended target, unless they themselves want to join the combat. Three is that, on the first turn they initiate combat, the Boyz will do extra damage because they quite literally charge in. 'Ere We Go!: ||| The crowd of Slugga Boyz (and accompanying Shoota Boy /w Big Shoota listed below) begin chanting 'Ere We Go!, increasing their damage and crit chance for two turns. Using this charge does not take up an action. [N] Shoota Boy /w Big Shoota: 7,500/7,500 HP Armed with a Big Shoota and slightly better aiming capabilities, this Boy is able to dakka enemies from a distance with his heavy machine gun while the rest of the Boyz make their approach. +2 to Revan, +1 to Piono Charges: Da Boyz: 10/10 - COMPLETE Gettin' To Work: 15/15  (Also Complete? dunno how its gonna happen since it was meant for the main battlefield haha, but i'm holding it off for a bit.) Alchemies: Stikkbomb && Creeper Heart && Hair Trigger = Super Stikkbomb (Level 3: 3/4) Discovering that some of the local wildlife had some useful materials and after a bit of testing, Irongutta used a creeper heart and a more sensitive triggering system to upgrade his Stikkbombs. As the instructions say, "Hold on to da pin, throw da uvver part."

"Mork" takes 16,500 damage. Da Boyz summoned, albeit slightly nerfed.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1468025172))

1 spare charge. (15) 7/20. #-#v#? :'C. (+2 from various) 15/15 Spare charge. (+6 from various) DONE. Got +8 total. +1 revan, bomber, engie Spare charge gained. @battlefury: Next turn, let's pop envoy of the dark. Tired. Noah hands Mork a bomb. "Here, hold this." Noah walks away. ... ... ... Mork realises that it's gonna explode in like 2 seconds. ... ..- Noah comes back and picks up the bomb. "Thanks." Mork breathes a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, that sigh had a high enough density of water particles that it was able to trigger the laser tripwire in front of him. Through an intricate series of pulleys, balls, ramps and strings, a trap is triggered. An angelic singing llama descends from heaven, playing a harp kazoo. How it plays a kazoo while singing is beyond me. Long story short, it doesn't stop descending and crushes Mork's spine due to not being an actor (ue4) with that sort of physics.

"Mork" takes 15,000 damage.

QUOTE (Cyanogynist @ (time=1468040091))

+1 to Toast. +2 to Piono. ---- Eu4ia: 20/20 (+1 Piono) (Done!) Dank Memes. Natural Regeneration: 2/10 (+1 Toast) Exactly what it says on the tin. ---- Sword of Flame - INACTIVE Creativity Matrix - INACTIVE ---- Unleashing Eu4ia... [+++||||||] 33% [++++++|||] 66% [+++++++++] 100%! There was a disturbance in the world of High Quality Video Game Rips. And it was gone yesterday. Remember 7/7. Rebooted SiivaGunner summoned! [AG] Rebooted SiivaGunner: 77,777 HP, 10,000 damage. 7% dodge chance, increases by 7%. for every successfully dodged attack. Maxed out at 77%. Resets on getting hit. A Grand New Era: ||||||| This guy depends on his dodge chance being externally increased to survive long enough to pop A Grand New Era. And the White will not be happy when it pops. SiivaGunner assaults Cthugha's ears with Loud Nigra. ---- I grab a Sharp Plug, a Car Battery, a Wafer and a Yum Heart. I then equip the items, and start spamming Yum Heart for an overall HP up. ---- -Alchemies- Circle of Dust (Level 5) - 6/6 (Done!) Indra Arrow (Stick Ranger bow) && Blizzard (Stick Ranger spell) = Indra Airstrike (Level 7) - (6/8) GET. REKT. -Inventory- Enchanted Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate (Both Level 5) (From Piono's Group Stockpile) - A helmet and chestplate made out of really strong obsidian. Gives off faint blue glows of enchantment. Helmet is +1 defense, Chestplate is also +1 defense. Circle of Dust (Level 5) - A black and red shield with the insignia of the Transspace Guard. When held up into the sky, nukes the area around the user. Fortunately, that's a small area. Gives 1 defense, unless used for attack. Editor's Cookbook (Level 3) - A book inscripted with mysterious blue symbols and the Musical Defense Squadron insignia. Summons anti-godmodding Reality Emitter bombs. Rapier of Readiness (Level 2) - A rapier coated in Hype Fuel. Sword of Flame (ARTIFACT) - Exactly what it says on the tin. 12,500 added damage, inflicts Burn.

SilvaGunner summoned. You heal yourself for 3 HP.

QUOTE (engie @ (time=1468071325))

Actually I haven't played those games. :/ At this point, Verdana glances up at The White. An image reel consisting of a grand total of 0 people flashes by him. There's a pause... then he doubles over with mocking laughter, which reverberates around the dimension so strongly that it pounds deep into THE WHITE's mind, and would probably damage it painfully hard if it could take damage. As the situation is, THE WHITE has no damn health bar, so instead, just pootis all that damage into "Cthuga". Charges Strings: 20/20 (+2 from Alicia) Back on the battlefield, the corpse suddenly has a pile of string land on it. Nothing happens for a bit, then the corpse gets up, lurching about at random. STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 100000/100000 body health, 40000/40000 health. Body health cannot be healed. If body health is depleted, the body is destroyed, leaving STRINGS vulnerable. While STRINGS is vulnerable, it has the ability to target an enemy entity, and the turn after a target is chosen, STRINGS will take over that entity at the start of the EoTB, making it become the new body. Remaining health of the entity will determine the maximum health of the new Body. STRINGS also has the ability to interfere with the attacks of an enemy that it has managed to successfully hit. This can be as minor as preventing a few hundred points of damage, to outright making an enemy waste a critical attack on themselves, but it tends to be towards the weaker end of the scale as the power of the entity increases. Finally, STRINGS is immune to any effects that would prevent it from taking a turn. This includes stuns, paralysis, silences, it'll even attack on the same turn that it dies if it hasn't already attacked. However, if it dies before it can grab a new Body, it cannot then grab a new Body, as that would technically make it "alive" again. And that's kind of bullshit, for a non-boss. +2 to Piono, +1 to Doctors

oh, uh...
welp
best get back to reading that persona 2 lp.

You attempt to attack the White's mind, but find only despair there. Cthugha still takes 10,000 damage. STRINGS summoned, with ANTI-STUN removed and the take over timer extended to two turns. Even as a 40 post charge with 70k hitpoints sacrificed, that's a bit much. I point out that you could have used the Charge Stringer, which, by the way, is on cooldown for Piono, before I forget.

STRINGS is also somewhat similar to a boss I have planned, but you won't see that until after the raid.

QUOTE (Irecreeper @ (time=1468072525))

>Character Stats https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RXiw-03...dit?usp=sharing >Charges payload.exe (4 / 20) imscared.exe (3 / 20) +1 to Francisco, +1 to Piono, +1 to Toast >Action cc: hello again! cc: didn'(t) you die earlier? cc: (eh, (t)hen again, (t)here's probably going (t)o be a re©urring "villain" soon in ©haos so i ©an'(t) ques(t)ion (t)his) Chaos proceeds to pull out a Chaos Card. Chaos has like tons of these around, even if they're all just shoddy knock-offs that can't actually one shot things. He then grabs a ton more, and makes a deck of cards with them. He then fans the deck, and points it towards Oriko. cc: pick a ©ard, any ©ard Oriko grabs a card; it's a Chaos Card. Chaos then takes the card, does a super-advanced shuffle, and proceeds to flip a card out of the deck. cc: is (t)his your ©ard? Chaos has somehow pulled out a seven of diamonds. Oriko just sort of stares at Chaos in a pitiful manner. Chaos then just decides to play 52-card pickup with Oriko, by tossing the entire deck of Chaos Cards at Oriko. At high speeds.

The White "Oriko" =/= Oriko. Oriko may still come back. Regardless, she takes 4 damage.

QUOTE (NumberSoup @ (time=1468075034))

I attack Mork with the power of love. Advanced Dodgeball: 4/20 Elite Dodgeball: 2/20 +3 Piono Shield && Obsidian = Obsidian Shield (3/6) Healing Potion && Chocolate Bar = Healing Bar (2/4) Spoiler Alert Obisidan Helmet (Level 5): A helmet of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Chestplate (Level 5): A chestplate of cracked dark obsidian that glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Gives 1 armour. Obsidian Blade (Level 5): A thin blade of smooth dark obsidian with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Obsidian Chainbow (Level 5): An oaken crossbow with a makeshift chain of obsidian tipped bolts attached. The crossbow auto-loads, auto-draws, and can fire at an increased pace. It glows with the pale blue sheen of enchantment. Mirror Mirror (Level 2): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry. Magic Mirror (Level 5): A wall mirror which shows the answer to any rhyming inquiry. It can also teleport the user to shown locations. Safety Wand (Level 3): A wand with a plastic cap at each end, designed for the use of children to prevent accidental overexertion. Limited Wand (Level 5): A wand which can perform only minor spells but at a lower energy cost.

Mork takes 8,000 damage. As a God of Despair, love does not faze the White.

QUOTE (DoctorsHateHer @ (time=1468085624))

1 spare charge. (15) 10/20. #-#v#? :'C. (+3 from ire, cyan, engie) 1/15 Guard! +1 ire, engie, battlefury I'll make the Ankh Shield using those alchemies I made and the Guard! charge, when it's finished. Noah points out that, oh dear, Oriko is looking a little under the weather. He then points out "how can you be under the weather, oriko? there's obviously no weather." So, Oriko decides to bring a thunderstorm directly over herself as protest! Of course, this has undesireable effects as she simply gets comically zapped and transformed into Ori-Q BBQ. @engie: Strings seems just slightly completely OP.

"Oriko" points out that Clear is technically the weather, and avoids it.

[END OF TURN BATTLE]
Isty heals herself for 15,000 HP. While sleeping. STRINGS exercises it being a PG, and not on the Mates' murdering trip to attack Isty for 15,000 damage, reversing her healling.

Meanwhile, in the actual EoTB:
OMNISCIENCE: More Mates players (x2) incoming in 1 turn. As long as the White lives, Despaired (x2) will continue to spawn. MT Demons (x4) spawning in 1 turn.
Providing the Mates with backup come two of their players, ready to go murder the 'raiders', as well as a group of four magical girls, ala the inactive Sorodin, only corrupted by their own grief, heavily corrupted, in fact. Verdana loses 10% Attraction. Revan's rage goes up by 1. Battlefury takes 1 damage from the Mark of Despair. The Scavenger strikes "Psi" for 3 damage. The Idol switches to Irongutta and the Mask switches to Jondanger.

The White starts off with Mork taking out a white copy of a Shoota, before focus firing down Verdana, whose domain of HP bar is something very familiar to them, considering where they come from. He is knocked down to Highly Wounded, before being inflicted with Despair, which not only acts as Major Depression, appears to adversely affect the Dating Simulator by making Verdana's Attraction go down 5% faster. The Psi-Dogmodder, barks, before waves of white energy cut into Revan, NumberSoup, Chaos, Irongutta and Battlefury, causing each of them to take 1 armour-piercing damage, and become Inflicted with Despair. White spheres rise up from near Oriko, before bombarding Revan with them for (5-2) damage. Cthugha throws blasts of fire at Jon, Razihel and Irongutta, dealling 2 damage. The Mates Players take out bows, before sniping down the Fire Elemental, and dealling 8,000 damage to the Earth Elemental. The Despaired deal 2 damage to demonologist, before inflicting Depression onto her.

The Entropy Incarnate glows with a piercing red energy, before Revan and NumberSoup inexplicably take (4-2) damage. The Personifications send blades into the ground, before the Earth Elemental finds itself in nonexistence. Crimson blades then rise out of the ground and cut through the Generic Hero and Dancin' Skeleton for 10,000 damage. The <0> ripoffs appear to be more of a threat than they seem.

Utsuho gains 10% Solar Power. It appears that she will start becoming more powerful generally at 150%, although she will probably start being forced to expend some then. She uses Fixed Star to deal 14,000 damage to two Personifications. Orin spawns 100 Zombie Fairies, while the Zombie Fairies blast "Cthugha" for 6,000 damage. SiivaGunner realises that they are a 20 post charge, and gets buffed, before blasting "Cthugha" for 15,000 HP.

Gale heals herself for 2 HP. The Generic Hero deals 3 damage to "Psi". The Fire Bros. unleash a volley of fire at "Psi", dealling 3 damage and inflicting Burn. The Dancin' Skeleton decides that it's Attacking Time and strikes Cthugha for 10,000 damage. Le Sp00py Skeltal idles and gains more words. The Slugga Boyz begin to rush towards Mork, while the Shoota Boy takes out a Big Shoota, and blasts Mork for 4,000 damage.

The Crimson Red gains 5,000 HP, before tendrils reach up and begin to rip "Cthugha" for 15,000 damage, restoring itself to max HP. The Everlasting reaches out towards "Psi" before dealling 3 damage to it. The Undead Cultist grants Regeneration to Utsuho for 2 turns, using up 30,000 Life Force.

Alicia promptly gives a +2 to Verdana and a +4 to jondanger, apologising for missing him out last turn, before promptly giving a +1 to SONG and NumberSoup. She then promptly goes into full status effect godmodder mode, and heals Utsuho and Gale for 40,000/10 HP, and granting Barriers to da Boyz and Revan.


[ITINERARY]
[ALL] Destroy the Mates.
[ALL] Kill the White to progress into the Mates base.
[ALL] Kill the Entropy Incarnate before instability and time shenanigans happen.

[BATTLEFIELD]
Terrain: The Crypt (Summons Crypt of the Necrodancer entities.)
Weather: Ascendant's Sandstorm (Noah and co are immune to negative status effects and deal recoil.)
AG Entity Advantage: TRUE
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[AG] Istina, the Plague Medic: 54,000/110,000 HP, Hello, Puppets!: IIIII (Kill Counter: 1/5), Bag o' Disease: I[b]II[b]I[/b][b][b]I[/b][/b]I[/b], Immune to Poison, Blinded, any disease status effect and Corruption.

[PG] STRINGS, the Undead Puppeteer: 40,000/40,000 HP, Body: 100,000/100,000 HP. While vulnerable, can hijack enemy entities and turn them into a new body within two turns, can interfere with entity attacks.

-WHEN ALICIA DITCHES THE BATTLEFIELD, YOU CAN TELL THAT INTERESTING THINGS ARE HAPPENING ELSEWHERE-

[THE MATES' BASE]
Weather: Clear (No effect.)
Terrain: Base Outskirts (No effect.)
[AG] Francisco Scaramanga Jr/FallenArchangel: 20/20 HP.
[AG] battlefury13: 9/24 HP, 3 AC (+3 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate, Helmet and Aegis of Dog), Nautical, 10% Critical Rate, Demonic Contract (III & III), Mark of Despair: IIIIIIIIII, Despair: I.
[AG] Revan: 5/20 HP, 2 AC (+1 from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), 50% Retribution Damage, 1 Rage, Barrier: 40,000/40,000 HP, Healing Item: I[b]II[b]I[/b]I[/b], Despair: I.
[AG] Cyanogynist/Razihel: 12/22 HP.
[AG] Irecreeper/Chaos: 10/10 HP, 9/12 GS, GS Regeneration (1 HP), Despair: I.

[N] DoctorsHateHer/Noah: 25/25 HP, 242,200 Research, 2 AC (+1 from the Glitch Stabliser), 1 Tainted Armour, Regeneration (1 HP), 5% Integral Armour, Retribution when killed.
[N] Bomber57/Irongutta: 14/20 HP, Despair: I.
[N] pionoplayer/Eric: 10/25 HP, 3 AC (+2 from the Enchanted Obsidian Chestplate and Helmet), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20% + 40%), Elemental Mastery: I[b]IIII[/b], Elemental Golem: Element: Earth, Windfury: II[b]II[/b], Element Swap: I[b]II[/b], Omniscience.
[N] NumberSoup: 20/25 HP, 2 AC (Enchanted Obsidian Helmet and Chestplate), Regeneration (1 HP), Evasive (20%), Despair: I.

[PG] engie/Verdana: Highly Wounded, 38% Attraction (-10 + 5% per turn), 5 Barrier Strength, 10% Critical Rate, Has 1 Armour from the Enchanted Obsidian Helmet), Inflicts Chaos Splinter for every 15,000 damage dealt. Bad Ending activates at -100% Attraction. Good Ending activates at 100% Attraction, Despair: I.
[PG] Jondanger23: 18/20 HP.

[A] Spectre of the Earth: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Rooted, (Verdana).
[A] Stave of the Sky: +12,500 DMG, +Evasive (50%), (Noah).
[A] Sword of Flame: +12,500 DMG, Inflicts Burn, (Razihel).
[A] Lance of the Seas: +12,500 DMG, +Regeneration (1 HP), (Nyarly/Revan).
[A] Archangel's Armament: +15,000 DMG, Inflicts Burn and Blinded (FallenArchangel).
[A] Bill Wurtz' History of Status Effects: Inflicts Stunned, Wurtz'd, and a random DoT effect (Battlefury).
[A] Creativity Matrix: 10/12 Durability, +50% Creativity Boost, Recoil to users who deal less than 30,000 base damage (Descendants)
[A] The Idol: Overrides an enemy entity order, forcing it to attack an enemy or itself, Switches between users (Irongutta).
[A] The Mask: Makes attacks go a step up in the Critical Ladder, Switches between users (Jon).

[N] Scavenger: 80,000/80,000 HP, Armour-Piercing, Swaps attack with the target if they have higher attack.

[01-BOSS] The White: Inflict Despair, [b]Fluctuate: II, Reincarnate: [b]I[/b]III, Nightmare: [b]I[/b]IIIII.
"Mork": 127,000/175,000 HP, The WAAAAAGH: [b][b]I[/b][/b]II.
"Psi-Dogmodder": 2/20 HP, 3 Barrier Strength, All Praise the Psi-Dogmodder: [b][b]I[/b][/b]II, Burn: I.
"Oriko" 41/45 HP, Walpurgisnacht Arisen: [b][b]I[/b][/b]II.
"Cthugha": 103,000/175,000 HP, Servitors of the First: [b][b]I[/b][/b]II.
[/b][01] Mates Players: 20/20 HP (x2)
[01] The Despaired: 8/8 HP (x4), Inflict Depression.
[b]
[b][???] Entropy Incarnate: 1/1 HP. Pure Chaos: I[b]I[/b]I.
[???] Personifications: 52,666/66,666 HP (x2), 66,666/66,666 HP, Guarding the Entropy Incarnate.[/b][/b]

[AG] Utsuho Reiuji: 95,200/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Fixed Star, Solar Power: 140% (+10% per turn), Subterranean Sun: I[b]II[/b], Regeneration: I[b]I[/b].
[AG] Rin Kaenbyou: 77,000/150,000 HP, Airborn, Pattern: Zombie Fairy, Zombie Fairies: 100/100 HP (x600).
[AG] Rebooted SiivaGunner: 77,777/77,777 HP, Evasive (7%) + 14% per dodge, resetting on hit. A Grand New Era: IIIIIII.

[N] demonologist/Gale: 20/25 HP (x3), Has 1 Armour, Depression: I.
[N] Generic Hero: 47,000/60,000, Guarding Noah, Negative status effect immunity, 75% Damage Reduction, and 50% Retribution Damage to entities based on mythology or folk tales, Generic Artifact: II[b]II[b]I[/b]II[/b].
[N] Fire Bros.: 2,000/2,000 HP (x38), Inflicts Burn, Mini-criticals at 20 members, Criticals at 10 members.
[N] Dancin' Skeleton: 10,000/20,000 HP, Attacking Time!: I.
[N] spooky scary skeltal: 80,000/80,000 HP, Removes words from the target's descriptions, 11 Words.
[N] Earth Elemental: 0/15,000 HP, Can not target Airborn enemies, Boulder: III, Earth Spike: III.
[N] Fire Elemental: 0/7,500 HP, Immolate: III, Wildfire: IIII.
[N] Da Boyz:
Slugga Boyz: 4,000/4,000 HP (x11), 'Ere We Go!: III.
Shoota Boy w/ a Big Shoota: 6,000/6,000 HP.
Barrier: 40,000/40,000 HP.

[PG] Crimson Red: 107,500/112,500 HP + Regeneration (5,000 HP), Airborn, 75% HP Drain, Everlasting: 29,000/60,000 HP, 75% Retribution, Guarding Crimson Red.
[PG] Undead Cultist: 60,000/100,000 HP, Airborn, 6,000 Life Force.

[GM] Alicia111: 37/50 HP




Originally posted on 2016-07-09 20:33:00

Before I forget, only Mork and Cthugha's attacks are affected by the generic hero's passive. I also forgot to put my orders in, but (in case you see this) the only important one was skeltals, removing the words "Guarding" to "Incarnate". The rest are obvious.
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That was last turn's orders.

1 spare charge. (15)
11/20. #-#v#? :'C.
2/15 Guard!

+1 to fransisco, bomber, revan

Noah uses the Reflective Shroud on he and battlefury.

Originally posted on 2016-07-09 22:17:00